♬ Johnny Test (2021) - Season 1 Soundboard

A book shooter e scooter,

A bounce house, cool sunglasses, and a tub of caramel cheesy corn?

A cat.

A disintegration beam to this baby.

A dog.

A littering tree?

A man in a trench coat just pulled off a huge heist.

A mazing!

A noise machine? Hugh, those things never work…

A one?

A Plethora of Pages, here I come.

A Plethora of Pages.

A Quickest and the Monkiest binge fest,

A self popping popcorn bag?!

A triple face fister!

Aah! It's those mad scientists and that weird talking dog.

Aah! Shoo, ugly dog! Shoo!

Aah! We smushed someone when we landed.

About all the ways your hometown is special,

About the General tonight.

According to a family legend, he worked in a meatzzaria

According to our TinyMon tracking Hacker Tracker,

According to the satellite, Hank is doing a report right… here.

According to this, Alicia is powered by a completely new

According to this, Dr. Speed is the only show to be canceled

Activate autopilot.

Activate… Battle Barrage!

Actually, I think we'll all be on the same side for today's first take down.

Actually, it's our portrait, and

After devoting my life to service, I never had time for a family of my own,

Again, how is this place even legal?

Again, so sorry about the cheese.

Again!

Again...

Against the three biggest Luchas of all time?

Agree to do a festival in our backyard?

Agreed.

Ah, I can't wait till I'm out of school and there's no more tests.

Ah, I wanted to add

Ah, kettle.

Ah, nobody appreciates me.

Ah, pure silence.

Ah, the county fair!

Ah, the rugged city life is way better than boring Porkbelly life, and

Ah, this is gonna hurt.

Ah, this is gonna take forever!

Ah, well, it's small, but at least it's quiet.

Ah, what a beautiful tomorrow.

Ah, yes... the sweet and loud sounds of Porkbelly

Ah! The book makes noise. Close it, Johnny. Close it!

Ah! The only thing better than free ice cream

Ah. This is the life.

Ahh!

Ahh! This is the most amazing thing in the Galaxy!

Ahh… spa day.

Aii…

Aim, swipe, and snatch.

Albert, fire!

Alicia, could you please boop me up a one wheeled eBoard,

Alicia, I'd like to order one command ball beat down,

Alicia? More like A mazing!

Aliens invade.

All I can think about is all the great and slightly terrifying times

All I wanted was a nice picture of my family,

All this work, and no one's even looking at our house!

All we have to do is lure the maniac to us…

All you need is loaf!

All… outta…

Allowing him to snapture them all! And you know what that means…

Almost there...

Already done!

Although usually, when there's a beehive, there's…

Am I forgetting anything?

Ambulance will be here in one minute,

An Alicia?

An inferiority complex?

And 252 unique Shiatsu settings,

And a cup of hot cocoa.

And a happy ending.

And a kid disappeared in here 50 years ago?

And a report.

And a secret smoothie machine.

And a talking dog want to cut me up.

And a Themed Lair.

And actually is a mad scientist.

And aim better this time!

And all paths lead back to the entrance,

And all paths lead to the entrance or the ugly gift shop.

And all the cool stuff happened 2,000 years ago.

And all you need is Monkey.

And are you ready for our secret weapon?

And attract the wildest of wildlife.

And because I am a fair king and it's my lunchtime,

And before Johnny destroys more tests!

And being out of your brain and doing nothing.

And besides the jewel thief thing…

And besides, what's the worst that could happen?

And bighorn sheep are so territorial!

And blamed me.

And Bling Bling makes one bad revenger.

And boop, it shows up at the door.

And bring all his old memories back to life.

And bring the funk.

And brought me home from the pound?

And by that, I mean one with lots of pictures

And can you give me part of your college fund to do it?

And can you please headline a free concert in my backyard tonight?"

And cheer up, little brother. You're gonna love Rome.

And cooked Rome's most delicious meat.

And couldn't do the speech.

And cut off any damaged wires.

And destroy the whole town.

And do you remember the day you saved my life

And does your heart remember when we all got the flu?

And doesn't that make her insane?

And don't forget the paper towels.

And Dukey found it.

And Dukey was born with fleas, farts, and slobber.

And ends…

And enhance them to MegaBonBonMon levels?

And entering!

And finally crush the flame headed boy who defeated me numerous times in mine.

And found an old, uh… broken down crab!

And from now on, call me...

And fun and… and…

And go to not sandy and exciting…

And got cranky.

And he did bring marshmallows.

And he only has one attack left.

And he should give us the… ow!

And he was never seen again.

And he's heading back to take that test.

And here's packing tape and labels!

And here's your money back for the umbrella.

And how are we supposed to do that tuh?

And how are you gonna do that?

And I am telling you, with the help from your sisters' construction drones,

And I bet you didn't even get me a present.

And I couldn't get revenge!

And I don't feel smarter, so get to science stuff.

And I don't know the names of the two evil girls or the dog, either.

And I get to go to the gala tonight, cos they're serving lobster. Heh heh heh.

And I have nothing.

And I have the Christmas Dinosaur.

And I have this coupon that gets me out of trouble. See?

And I promise I will be a better brother next time.

And I said "the woods," which, frankly, you wouldn't last a second in.

And I shall take this unusually large chew toy

And I shall take those moneys.

And I smelled cat. A very, very evil kind.

And I still love this cape.

And I think I know who else wants to eat…

And I think it's time I was an only child.

And I think we know who will be the last one standing. Oh!

And I told myself when I entered this maze 50 years ago

And I want Albert right here.

And I was like, "Gaah, Jonathan!"

And I will be an only child.

And I will find you before I…

And I'll make sure the ice pops are OK.

And I'm extremely sorry for taking them from you,

And I'm gonna transmute myself into the General's body

And I'm here to announce that today is Free Ice Cream Day!

And I'm on a mission to destroy all tests,

And I'm part kung fu fighting dog.

And I'm pretty violent.

And I've learned so much.

And if Dad needs the holly est and jolliest house on Porkbelly Lane,

And if he creates powerful new Johnny memories,

And if he wants spooky…

And if it doesn't, they're fired!

And if someone didn't understand science, that means...?

And impervious to carnival ride guy smushing?

And instantly be hibernated so it won't ram anything.

And is that…

And it is not a good smell.

And it looks like he stole our mind switch tech!

And it looks like he's trying to say something.

And it looks like I have somebody right where I want them.

And it looks like it's me

And it might be evil.

And it rhymes with "wheeze."

And it wasn't me! It was Johnny.

And it'll turn your suit into a missile that will destroy Eugene.

And it's filled with history and art and fantastic food.

And it's filled with, like, a thousand times more toys.

And it's indestructible.

And it's like I'm really getting shocked!

And it's our boss, Jorf Muskerberg,

And it's still stuck in my teeth.

And it's time for me to refill my plate at the buffet!

And its electro force field and laser powers

And Johnny Test!

And JohnnyFest just broke the Internet.

And lastly, give us a confused face.

And lastly, six juicy steaks.

And leading our military to protect our free way of life,

And libraries need quiet.

And look, Johnny, I think it's time for me to focus on my art.

And look, the Johnny and Dukey dots are running for their lives with another dot.

And look!

And lucky for us,

And made some improvements.

And maybe, like… one other side.

And more importantly, the exit!

And most booby trap filled corn maze on the planet.

And Mr. Teacherman said,

And my fur will get so tan!

And my head on Mary's body!

And neither will this.

And no, we will not help you.

And nobody attacks my sisters or pops Santa!

And nobody is bigger than the big guy.

And nobody outshines Bling Bling Boy!

And not a server, and...

And not here to destroy us at all.

And not tearing us apart?

And nothing catches whoever's hacking our computer

And now Baddo is pinning the Human Cactus!

And now he's El Knocked Out!

And now I think I don't want a big brother anymore.

And now I'm ordering one command ball laser blast!

And now I'm shutting you off.

And now I've got big brother…

And now it looks like…

And now it's time for our secret weapon.

And now to get him home with a nice sleepy tranq dart.

And now we will find out, for realsies,

And now you can stay in here all weekend

And now, I exit the maze!

And now… [beep]

And on to victory!

And once you see it,

And people are gonna be coming from far away to see this show,

And people are nicer to each other, like…

And pick up a jar of pepper jellies and pumpkin poppers.

And pull up... now!

And put your consciousness back in here now!

And relax.

And remember,

And remember, you're not Johnny. You're Mr. Black.

And remember… I love you.

And replace it with new marshmallow memories.

And restore his memories of us as his family and you as his enemy.

And ruin his night?

And said big words like cog something…

And save JohnnyFest… and our lives…

And see you on the bea chuh.

And since you're not human and don't talk,

And slightly deranged family I always wanted.

And snatch it!

And some of this?

And spent my own fortune on my passion projects.

And spreading…

And Squirrel Zooka,

And start being amenable.

And stop by the gift shop in the middle of the maze

And stop!

And super charged AI chip.

And take the poor, memoryless lad home to his family, or…

And tell him his paper towel days are over.

And tells them they're amazing, even when they stink,

And that was rude!

And that's the actual Nero under it.

And that's what matters.

And that's why I made this drawing of me and you.

And that's why we have to stop him!

And that's why you guys are gonna search for the Growerizer remote

And the bighorn sheep's consciousness will go back to its normal sheep self.

And the Earth…

And the Edi Bling Bling is for my sweet Susan.

And the first step is disguises.

And the General,

And the ice pops.

And the jewels?

And the lab looks normal,

And the smartest cats.

And the togas come free and breezy.

And the umbrella can withstand the strongest blasts.

And the world famous Roman arena

And then he got popped!

And then she could tell us what's with all the paper towels.

And then stops returning their calls the minute they're all washed up.

And then... the world!

And they let kids drive chariots without a license.

And they're gonna want food to keep their energy up.

And this "Real World" place.

And this is our worldwide smash,

And this is your memory of vegetables tasting yucky.

And this just in, now you're not!

And this just in… it's in the park!

And this will never work.

And three, "Never say 'I'm sorry'."

And time to scare Johnny back inside.

And to Free Ice Cream Day!

And to promote these warm feelings,

And to the lab, Dog!

And to the lab!

And try getting Speed a job where all movie stars go

And trying to destroy our children,

And trying to permanently erase all my memories,

And turn the backyard back to normal.

And two, I will get my victory!

And two: is that a tank?

And upload a more conversational vernacular…

And use his military to take over the world!

And very few words, and...

And wait for it…

And was that mud?

And we are going to show the world

And we crashed into Johnny's prefrontal lobe,

And we don't want him getting any new memories

And we knew instantly what we had to do.

And we need that stuff back!

And we need to figure out a way to stop it before it hits in 12 hours.

And we should be arriving at them right about...

And we'll repair the teahouse and un smush Testivus.

And we're not playing.

And we've got just the thing.

And we've got nothing to cool and shrink the bruise.

And wearing the same pants.

And were my chimes a relaxing touch or what?

And what about that Halloween

And what happens if we fall outside the pink zone?

And what is even in that cup?

And what's our favorite game again?

And what's this?

And when he steps on the branches, bye bye, maniac.

And where are my meatballs?

And where's Sheep Johnny?

And where's the money?

And where's your "Best Things That Can Happen" list, huh?

And who could stay mad at this cute little thi…

And who puts the gift shop in the middle of a corn maze?

And why are they racing to the gift shop?

And why are you acting like a bighorn sheep?

And why do you sound so familiar?

And will never experience the genius of Pow ool!

And winning the all night spooky challenge.

And with its bird's eye view, we can see where our competition is,

And with the proper thawing of this map thing,

And without changing history.

And you can skip the moving speech,

And you can, once the maniac steps on the backyard a pult.

And you get to be the first one to try it, little brother.

And you gotta totally try it.

And you have me for… nine minutes.

And you have no report and no book?

And you need a book.

And you need to take me and my party pup…

And you now have…

And you really think this is gonna work?

And you traveled all this way just to be cranky?

And you will regret not taking me to this music fest!

And you won't have any pure results.

And you'll never find us!

And you're a bad agent.

And you're clearing it at night?

And you're rich.

And you've already found weapons.

And your front!

And your mom must miss you like crazy.

And your world is sucked into its own black hole.

And yours is full bodied and lush!

And, Alicia, play cool "escape from warehouse" music.

And, Alicia? Order me one million rolls of paper towels.

And, as his Real World trainer,

And, as you jump the exploding volcano, Speed says,

And, boom… veggies taste good.

And, Dukey, you

And, in conclusion, nothing scares Johnny…

And, in return, you dogs agree to protect us.

And, Johnny? You take out Eugene.

And, uh, I miss working with you…

And, well, can I just ask you for a hug?

And, yeah, this is never gonna work.

And…

And… and…

And… are those my parents?

And… belly rub!

And… fire!

And… here comes the part Dad hates the most.

And… what's an agent?

And… you dropped your hair?

Another spa day ruined!

Antarctica ca ca b b b belly.

Anybody else want to warn me about too much power?

Anyone want some of this meat… loaf?

Approximately 60 years old.

Are out of your room.

Are you kidding?

As an artiste.

As I restore your memory of all our great times together.

As if someone pressed it, but went to get something...

As long as you tell Susan and Mary

As scientists, we can't manipulate the purity of test results.

As you well know, the word "avocado"

As… Johnny Test!

At least we still have the squirrel.

At the special award thing

Au contraire, mon frère,

Automatic fetching machine?

Aw, they destroyed my statue. Great.

Aw… it was too much for him.

Back in the day, my glorious hair was my helmet, and I never crashed.

Bah! Even scarier knife!

Bah! That's not vacation. That's boring.

Because amazing towns don't make you do this.

Because Bling Bling knows what's going on,

Because Cosmic Robotic…

Because everyone in town is looking for Johnny Test.

Because he's not.

Because I invented a game that will keep him busy for a long time.

Because I taped our heads on the picture that came with the frame.

Because I will finally get my revenge on Johnny Test,

Because I'm finally old enough for…

Because I'm taking... your voice!

Because I've stolen Susan and Mary's brain switch tech

Because if Testivus is never seen again, we'll never be seen again.

Because it should not be in the hands of ordinary people, Johnny.

Because it's Dog Appreciation Day.

Because Johnny ruins it.

Because Moms never fail to respond to their kids in danger.

Because my genius sisters' junk is worth way more than my junk.

Because nobody believes the baby is after me.

Because our picture is going to be taken by world famous portrait photographer…

Because the exit is through the gift shop!

Because the holiday season is about helping those in need…

Because there isn't one.

Because they know not to mess with Animal Control.

Because this fight is still two against one.

Because this hangar will self destruct in 30 seconds!

Because this is a real island, that I own,

Because we are not leaving Porkbelly.

Because when the Tests come together, we can't fail.

Because you always ruin spa day.

Because you always… exit through the gift shop!

Because you are grounded!

Because you are!

Because you're geniuses?

Because you're the best gamer we've ever seen!

Because…

Bed ee bye!

Beddy bye time.

Before we get shushed out.

Before you know it, I'll be 48, and you'll be walking with a walker,

Being polite is not only nice,

Besides, what's the worst that could happen?

Best bud hug time!

Bestiest bud bud.

Big suit! I... will... be...

Billionaire high five.

Billionaires always win.

Billy Sykes. Pleased to meet ya.

Billy? Billy Sykes?

Blah de blah de blah.

Blast Ketchup!

Blaster Bear, stun attack, now!

Bookmobile comin' through!

Books have too many words and too much reading in them.

Boop!

Boring. Thick. Ugly cover.

Brain bandage ready.

Build JohnnyFest!

Build JohnnyFest! Build Johnny…

Build JohnnyFest! Build JohnnyFest!

Bumper boat blaster, go!

Bungee Ball Slingshot time!

But according to my data,

But after investing in the walk in bathtub,

But Alicia gets me anything I want, like one big old punch.

But at least the super accelerator is done charging.

But Do Over jetpack backpack again!

But don't touch anything else.

But don't worry.

But every time I go to the library, the evil librarian yells at me.

But every time we do a family portrait, it ends in disaster.

But first, let's meet the superstar you know and love,

But give our brother his voice back, or he'll use... whatever that is.

But good news…

But he did take a nice picture.

But he had a cancellation, so he's giving us ten minutes.

But he's "crafty",

But he's going... down.

But her phrasing is robotic.

But here comes the famous Flying Cactus Crunch!

But how about some TV?

But how did you become Cosmic Robotic?

But how did you survive in here for 50 years?

But how do we get there before Johnny? He's too far ahead.

But how do we get there?

But I do know two girl mad scientists I've never seen before

But I don't believe what you want me to believe,

But I don't have another bandage to heal the bruise.

But I got my revenge! Ha!

But I just got un squished.

But I know now that you're like the big, lovable

But I must, because this is so exciting!

But I only eat meat in ball form.

But I want to see the old gladiator chariot race y stuff.

But I won't sleep if you're running around with a weed whacker.

But I won't!

But I'll take the picnic basket.

But I'm also part Danish digging terrier.

But I'm his best bud!

But I'm your best bud, Johnny!

But if I flunk, I'll be in summer school, and you won't have me

But if this isn't VR, how can Dukey talk? [laughs]

But isn't it cute?

But it malfunctioned and wasn't fun, and now you fix!

But it needs a better name, like, uh…

But it took two days to make him a bighorn sheep.

But it was too loud.

But it's an honor to meet a real life ancestor.

But it's my own gorgeous face, and it's perfect.

But it's over... just like you.

But it's turned into a disaster.

But just like in the real game, if Dukey's power level falls to zero,

But just listen to your mom, and it'll be over soon.

But lifts up inner cities by building libraries.

But look! A returned Alicia!

But maybe you remember me with your heart?

But Mittens jacked the girls' tech and tried to take over your body

But most importantly, the whacking maniac loses.

But not as cool as my…

But now I'm Johnny Re Test,

But now it's time for my secret weapon!

But now they're more like a meat…

But now we've built an upgrade into Johnny's suit.

But now, he lives in a trailer.

But only for a few seconds, so you can't do anything in the past

But Pow ool can make anything look great.

But remember, you're still on the clock.

But slow down. You have to look out for booby traps.

But so much fun.

But still boring. Where's the excitement?

But still, let's search the house and get him back here.

But thankfully, he'll always keep his adorable baby form.

But that body has to give a moving speech

But that guy deserves every flu, rash and mosquito bite he's ever gotten!

But the best we could do is put Johnny in Mr. Black's body.

But the first person to solve it

But the girls aren't back yet.

But the holidays are about helping those in need,

But the quiet is a nice break from...

But the real story is, will anyone snatch the most elusive, one of a kind TinyMon,

But then again, I'm currently a bighorn sheep.

But then I lost it all, and my daredevil mojo with it.

But there is no "outta here."

But there's no exit!

But they both knew how important this night was to you,

But they definitely need to be in cages.

But they will not fool me…

But this is Real World Land Place, and we do anything to help our friends!

But TinyMon Go! is for inside and outside,

But today, we are going to smile and look like we love each other

But we can fix this!

But we crushed his evil plot, because we didn't want anything

But we have to save El Baddo, who's actually our little brother.

But we still can't upload you back in your body in time for the speech.

But we still don't want you getting hurt.

But we still need Johnny and his brain to do that.

But we will not help you cheat.

But we've got popcorn.

But what if this trap doesn't work, like our other traps?

But what would you say to someone who's not sure about it?

But who knows if we can even survive that long?

But who would volunteer to do such a crazy thing?

But with no holiday decorations.

But you can't take it off, Johnny.

But you forget, I still have my net launcher!

But you get to watch the rest of the battle on the big screen.

But you should really try the shrimp!

But you will never be able to outspend me.

But you're gonna look "good" in my caught animal cage collection.

But your dancing wasn't horrible.

But, Dad, people don't just come to music festivals for music.

But, hopefully, you live, and I'll be named champion.

But, Monkey, people love these movies.

But… nothing's happening.

But… what if everyone in town looked like Johnny Test?

But… what if there was?

Butt rubbable lawn?

Buy! Sell!

By getting money first, by having…

By hypercharging the app, turning augmented reality into reality.

By making a county fair stunt so dangerous and so adrenaline filled,

By pressing the armor pad under your left shoulder.

California,

Calm down, little brother.

Can El Baddo actually win the match

Can I help you with anything else?

Can I help you?

Can I just say I hate video games?

Can I say "I hate dead ends"?

Can this day get any worse?

Can you believe it, Johnny?

Can you believe it's Vacation Announcement Day already?

Can you please fix the teahouse to save this past and our future?

Can you please save yourselves

Can you please stop admiring your work and help me?!

Can you reverse that tonal translator

Can you show me to what functions as a rest room here?

Can't get them… out!

Can't! Cos I'll be late.

Capturing your brother and dog in the Enormazone warehouse.

Careful, Dad.

Careful! The ultra high setting could hyper activate

Carry me down there to yell at them!

Ch yah!

Ch yah! Can you believe this?

Charging my phone so I can send selfies from not boringville! Duh!

Check it out. We're Roman gladiators.

Check it.

Check out our newest song.

Cheers to getting the phone back, getting all our faces back…

Come and see me, Crash Canasta,

Come back here, young man!

Come on, dog. Squeeze out whatever you've got left.

Come on, we can figure this out!

Come on. Where are you, TinyMon?

Come to Rome… it's old, broken,

Command everyone to only eat meatballs.

Commence doing nothing in three,

Commence testing everything practice in three, two

Complete with Foot Bubbler…

Considering I was looking for you for 28 hours!

Cool move!

Cool! You're back to normal, but where's nicer sister?

Cool.

Cool. But first you need to test the self popping microwave bag.

Corn. I ate a lot of corn.

Cos Bling Bling's lost it, man!

Cos Eugene gave us the worst faces on the planet!

Cos frankly, Dad, I'm kind of ashamed to be standing here.

Cos I detest tests.

Cos I'm adorable, and I can get away with anything.

Cos I'm back, and Albert never misses anything three times in a row!

Cos I'm Crash Canasta!

Cos I'm really sorry about earlier, so can I take the test again?

Cos I'm Speed McCool's big time Hollywood agent now.

Cos if he doesn't exist, we won't exist.

Cos it sounds like our real problem is leaving.

Cos it was temporarily tattooed on your arm.

Cos it's so boring.

Cos it's time to go where washed up movie actors go

Cos it's time to whack!

Cos no one's got that much pluto…ooh.

Cos nothing in this forest is gonna scare me again.

Cos sometimes they use too much.

Cos that's the power of books!

Cos the one thing he can't stop...

Cos this is the real world, not TinyMonland.

Cos we'll crush both those sides.

Cos you know what I have that Klutterbuck doesn't?

Cos you're scared a spooky forest would give you… nightmares.

Could endanger you and Porkbelly.

Crucial to complete our summer tests!

Cut him in half? Never!

Cut it off!

Dad bought paper towels this morning.

Dad said I can throw a music festival in the backyard!

Dad said I could throw a music festival in the backyard.

Dad, you are now programmed for syncopated holiday bliss.

Dad, you don't think Santa really stopped the light fight, do ya?

Dads are so gullible.

Daisy also said to make sure you pick up a jar of pepper jellies.

Dangerous rides, unhealthy food,

Darn it one more… [screams] ti i i ime!

Darn it!

De test!

Death defyin', minus the "defyin'" part.

Decorating this island every year!

Did he really say that, Dukey?

Did I win?

Did they say… beach?

Did you have to dunk the guy?

Did you hear that?

Did you hear the news?

Did you just ding?

Did you just get knocked out by a…

Did you take a picnic basket, chew toy, and umbrella from the lab?

Did you? Did you eat dem, hmm?

Different Body Johnny!

Do nothing, cos it's Dog Appreciation Day.

Do something before he runs that red light!

Do they really always say that? And who exactly is "they"?

Do you think nine Gs of bungee force would be enough to do it?

Doctor… the patient isn't healing as fast as I hoped.

Does anyone smell popcorn?

Does your heart remember our first Halloween,

Dog E Mon! Toxic Tail…

Doggie kiss ground now.

Dogs can't talk. Look it up.

Doing nothing is the best part of summer.

Doing some sand swimmin'? Nice.

Doing what?

Dolphin adventure!

Don't be mad, but I may have sort of lost your phone.

Don't even think about dropping that box!

Don't ever do that again.

Don't judge this fine product until you try it… punk!

Don't send drones to do a billionaire's job.

Don't talk back to your Lucha mama!

Don't worry, Johnny. I'll protect you! That's the deal.

Don't worry. I can stop Sheep Johnny!

Don't ya just love history?

Don't you agree?

Don't you just love the library?

Don't you know it's rude to walk around in your own filth?

Don't you mean "who cares?"

Don't you see?

Don't you usually exit through the gift shop?

Download it now so this never happens again!

Dr. Clarke, I've read all your books on kindness and love,

Duka duka doo, Blast!

Duka duka doo!

Dukey! Come!

Dukey. Who do you trust more? Me or the baby?

Dukey's almost out of health!

Dukey's completely out of attacks!

Dukey's gonna beat BonBonMon!

During its first episode.

Eat arrow, you rich punk.

Eat meatloaf boy first.

Ee…

Eh, how much have I spent?

Eh, who am I kidding?

Eight minutes.

Ejected from server? No fair!

El Baddo is still standing?

Enjoying a holiday light show that is the best of the season.

Enough of this mushy heart stuff.

Eugene, stop! There's a trap in front of us.

Eugene!

Even when he's quiet, he's annoying!

Every Christmas he likes to rub his lights in my face,

Everybody, push.

Everyone say, "Undo app!"

Everyone talks weird, my house is now a beach house,

Everything OK, Mr. Test?

Everywhere I look, I see creatures eager to battle.

Evil Hank Anchorman here with a breaking news update thing.

Evilly.

Except it's a warehouse, not a workshop,

Except to the buffet. Bye eee!

Excuse me, but I was first in line.

Extreme sitting.

Eye tests, blood tests, drivers' tests...

Farmer Daisy said not to forget to visit the gift shop,

Farmer Daisy says, you are out!

Feeling better now… punk?

Finally, my kids do understand the value of fresh air.

Find the blasters!

Fine, if you won't invent a brain thing

Fine! We'll take you back!

Fine.

Fine. I guess I'll do the totally awesome thing myself.

Fine. Then we'll just make you give it back.

Five million rolls sold!

Flaming asteroid will destroy Porkbelly in ten hours.

Flaming hair… activate!

Flea Flare! Activate!

Focus! We need to buy bigger inflatables.

Food!

Foos!

For any future messes he gets into.

For his life of service,

For his old real memories of family and talking dog.

For I have spent...

For I, Nero, Emperor of Rome,

For my banishment to this awful planet, and…

For testing all these experiments and more.

For the Porkbelly Tourism Board,

For the warm and friendly town we know and love?

For what, and where would he use it?

Forget it, Eugene. We're not putting on those suits,

Forget it, Johnny.

Forget it, little brother.

Forget not making a sound and scream for Mom!

Found it! The Turbo Hold Fast Hair Spray.

Found you, ugly animals!

Free ice cream? Heh heh, yeah!

Fresh popcorn? Yum!

From someone I'd have to work super closely with.

From whatever time altering craziness you've gotten into?

Fused with the nanobots, making them sentient.

Gaah!

Gaah! He froze my family!

Gaah! I was sleeping! What'd I miss?

Gaah! Scary drill.

Gaah! They zapped half my juice.

Gah. What say we continue this chase on land?

Gah. Yeah, I've had enough phone fun for one day.

Gah…

General, I was just working out.

General?

Get away from me, mad scientists!

Get him!

Get it off! [gibbers]

Get it? I sell meat.

Get out of my way, old lady!

Gil!

Girls? Johnny!

Give them all your candy or I'll smash you.

Give us back the phone, Eugene!

Go!

Going to sunny Califor

Good crowd tonight, and the buffet has a great selection!

Good dog.

Good point.

Good! Now drop…

Good. Now, next time, don't rat out your sisters!

Gotta love that nightlife.

Grab the pumpkin poppers!

Great idea!

Great job, sir.

Great, cos here comes the crowd.

Great, thank you.

Great. But first, help us save Gil.

Great. Now, let's apply for passports,

Guess who else can play the baby monitor game?

Guess who wins light fight, Johnny Test, and my dear Susan.

Guys? We need to work together to eliminate Bling Bling and get home.

Ha ha ha ha

Ha ha! I never liked that lamp anyway.

Ha ha! No one gets between me and my best bud.

Ha ha! You can't escape me!

Ha!

Ha! El Baddo's mask kinda looks like Johnny's Nourisher 3000.

Ha! Gimme a break.

Ha! He's lost half his power.

Ha! Hyah! Hooyah!

Ha! I guess we all win

Ha! I still win light fight!

Ha! It's now down to my $2 billion mech suit

Ha! Meatloaf was invented in Rome!

Ha! Now you can see my house from space!

Ha! The weirdo animals caught themselves!

Ha! You missed!

Ha! You think you can beat El Baddo?

Ha. Looks like I got an upgrade.

Hacking Enormazone warehouse security cameras now.

Had run out of ways to blow up the bad guys.

Hah! Hah!

Hai…

Hairdevil? [laughs]

Hang on to your meatballs, boy.

Hang on, BonBon!

Hank Anchorman here saying everyone from everywhere

Hank Anchorman here with another special report.

Hank Anchorman here with breaking news.

Hank Anchorman here with more breaking news.

Happy Dog?

Happy face me, Johnny.

Hard to say.

Has increased worldwide happiness by two percent.

Have a great summer, Johnny!

Have a nice day!

Have returned at last.

Have those ready.

Have you seen your father?

Haven't fully tested it, but…

Hawaii!

He came out with us.

He can save us by flying that vine over to us.

He does seem a little tense.

He doesn't realize he can actually get hurt!

He is begging me for a light fight!

He is better than you.

He is, and he's booked nine years in advance,

He just gave me and Johnny the worst faces on the planet.

He just stares at it all day, cos he's the worst.

He was up all night, weed whacking.

He… he's lying!

He'll lose the battle.

He's a lot smarter than you think.

He's getting on the evening news?!

He's giving us directions.

He's in Venice.

He's not wrong.

He's not your best friend. I am!

He's photographed royalty, movie stars, and Internet sensation Bitter Bunny.

He's right. I don't.

He's skateboarding.

He's sorry.

He's the one and lonely Speed McCool.

He's the world's richest monkey!

He's toast too!

He's too busy right now.

Heck of a light show, though.

Heh heh! Thanks, mean mean boy!

Heh, heh, heh…

Heh, heh. OK, one...

Heh… thanks, and now what?

Hel l l l lp!

Hel l l lp!

Hello, barf rags.

Help! Quick! Get me outta here!

Her books on the power of hugs

Here you go. [straining]

Here, have a hot cocoa.

Here, I think you need the kart more than me.

Here, you can read all about the power of books in this book.

Here's some cheese.

Here's your happy Dog Appreciation Day gift.

Here's your test, Mr. Test.

Here's your…

Hey, aliens. Try this!

Hey, buddy, you look clean.

Hey, everybody! Say "Free Ice Cream Day"!

Hey, I don't do any of those.

Hey, in France, do big sisters

Hey, Johnny! Wait, aren't you supposed to be…

Hey, look, I'm a bighorn sheep!

Hey, Monkey, I'm quitting our movies to do my own thing,

Hey, son!

Hey, that hurt!

Hey, that was a good hair pun.

Hey, that was an excellent hair pun.

Hey, that's cheating.

Hey, the bleepy machine didn't work, and how'd you change clothes so fast?

Hey, there's the vandal kid.

Hey, you mean it's mine.

Hey! Don't cheer that! He's evil!

Hey! Is that the medal you said you did not have?

Hey! My mom is a luchador!

Hey! My sworn enemy, Mr. Mittens, might be up to something.

Hey! That was an excellent hair pun!

Hey! They disabled our destructifiers!

Hey! Watch where you're going.

Hey! What the hair is going o o o on?

Hey! Where'd Alicia go?

Hey! Where's everyone going?

Hey! Your baby brother crashed Dad's car last night

Hey. I don't hear any music at this music festival.

Hey. This meat loaf is pretty good.

Hey. Where's Alicia?

Hey. You work for me, so do it!

Hi there! You must be Paul.

Hmm. It appears the adrenaline you experienced on the ride

Hmm. Well, I guess you're not getting the picnic suit back!

Hmm. You do have a point...

Hmm…

Hmm… You two look a little different.

Ho ho!

Hold on to it, kid.

Hold on! We have to stabilize the settings on the Growerizer.

Home, sweet home.

Hon, we love you,

Honestly, I don't see what is so special.

Honking is to warn cars,

Hoo hoo hah hah.

Hoooo yah!

Hooooo!

How about a lift home?

How about a sciencey thing that sends me to a fun not boring town?

How about we all find something else to do in this park?

How about we just make his hair stronger

How about we take some to go?

How about you stay for some meatballs, huh?

How about, instead,

How about… Terror Forest, outside Bavaria?

How can I ruin it? The whole place is literally ruins.

How come you've never taken me to Porkbelly's amazing new dog park?

How do you not have an agent?

How does he do it?

How does this get me on the ride?

How is this even possible?

How long has this been here, and why hasn't Johnny ever brought me?

How's he gonna get outta that thing?!

How's it going up there?

However, I'm wa a ay too young to drive.

However, we could download a different mind

Huh, everybody's so aggressive.

Huh! I never heard the story of the Christmas Dinosaur.

Huh?

Huh.

Huh. "Crowd rioting."

Huh. Maybe I do make a good cat.

Huh. My kids finally understand the value of fresh air and…

I agree. Find me weapons, butler!

I also used the phone to call a friend…

I am Enormazone!

I am going to crush this! No ride is too fast and scary…

I am going to silence the entire town,

I am going to stop the maniac.

I am never going on that ride again.

I am not.

I am so going on that ride.

I am the Mayor,

I asked Alicia for it like you said, and boop, she brought it.

I bet it makes you cry.

I bet it's ooh la lots of fun!

I bought three tons of armor with infinite energy,

I bought us another two minutes, and…

I came out to tell you that it's meatloaf time, and…

I can jump off this cliff and not get hurt!

I can now finish my summer reading in peace.

I can't believe it talks and walks.

I can't stop sipping!

I can't watch any more.

I can't watch!

I cannot lose to the flame headed boy again!

I cannot take a picture until that is fixed,

I command the flame headed boy to battle me.

I constantly pester Susan to go on dates to my very favorite place.

I control every drone and every door!

I could do the right thing

I could see it, be happy, appreciate broken old Rome,

I couldn't have silenced it better myself.

I did! I snatched all of 'em!

I don't feel bad for him.

I don't get it.

I don't have a TinyMon,

I don't have to go to my eye test, blood test, or driving test today.

I don't know. I can't remember anything.

I don't like back crack mode!

I don't like where this is going.

I don't think he wants a light fight, dear.

I don't wanna cheat.

I feel better about it now.

I got kernels in my teeth.

I got the phone back! Ha!

I gotta lose this 'do!

I guess I just wanted a nice picture so I can always remember you

I guess that means me.

I guess you have to arrest everyone in Porkbelly,

I had a good time today.

I have 72 major awards,

I have easily taken over your Real World Land.

I heard meows outside my window last night.

I heard someone paid in cash.

I hope it's good news.

I hope Johnny beats his mech butt.

I hope Mom and Dad take us somewhere super educational and filled with history.

I hope our way is faster!

I hope your brain is working today, cos if it doesn't,

I i i ing?

I installed a heat sensor that opens them in an emergency.

I It wasn't me. It was the book!

I just felt that me and Monkey

I just want to remember all these notes I keep forgetting

I just want to say, Mr. Baddo,

I knew I was saving this for something.

I knew that scream sounded familiar.

I knew you couldn't forget that I was your real best bud.

I know that now!

I know you don't remember me with your brain,

I know, and remember, when Mom says "no,"

I know, I was just sayin'

I know! All we remember is… this.

I know. And you are under arrest.

I know. But you're all getting so big.

I know. Why can't they taste good,

I like breaking…

I like it.

I look like this, and…

I love horrible jumpsuits.

I love it!

I love it.

I love summer vacation

I love this season of giving!

I love yard sales more, and Daddy wants that sweet umbrella!

I love you, ancient chariot race.

I love you, dog. Now, are you gonna fight them?

I love you, face phone…

I made this game so I could enter your world

I mean, I'd love to do this too, but I would need some serious help

I mean, thank you for teaching me such a valuable,

I mean, what is your name, good sir?

I mean, who runs this place?

I need a cool suit and cooler sunglasses

I need more power. More!

I need to ride an awesome ride, but I'm too short, so make Johnny taller!

I never noticed this door was shaped like Johnny before.

I never wanted to take this picture in the first place.

I never would've learned how to change the filter on my de atomizer

I really don't want to do this.

I said eat the boy!

I said I wanted two scoops, man! Now, hit me again!

I said one place, and I suggest you think

I said, I can make all the Alicias go away!

I say we give it to him.

I see two more Tests

I see you have chosen to train an Earth dog.

I think a small hole in the back tire should buy us some more time.

I think so, and you broke my heart!

I think this calls for tweezer mode.

I think this guy wants to talk to you.

I think we got ourselves a tie, little brother.

I think you mean two things.

I think you mean, did I clean up your crummy junk for cash?

I think you'll agree living here is

I thought I was the cutest.

I thought it was good!

I told you it wasn't easy.

I told you the sticks you picked were too thick!

I wanna go home!

I was just saying, "Ahh, this is great!"

I was saving it for Dog Appreciation Day.

I was showing him what a ball is and he pulled the cord and broke the lamp.

I will get you, Johnny Test!

I will give you one hour to train a Real World creature of your choice

I will not accept that coupon, because…

I will now illuminate my Earth domicile to near blinding levels.

I win! Again!

I, Dark Vegan, just remembered I swore revenge on you

I, too, saved the best for last!

I… broke your heart?

I'd be happy to return it

I'd last longer than you!

I'd smack you right in the face for saying that…

I'd stop for a snack.

I'll check on the girls.

I'll protect you, Johnny. That's the deal.

I'll see what's keeping the girls.

I'll show you.

I'll take that as a yes. Bye ee.

I'll try and maybe save ya, kid!

I'm a ba a a ad boy!

I'm a box.

I'm a sheep!

I'm afraid Master Bling Bling is at it again.

I'm Alicia. How can I help you?

I'm aware of the deal!

I'm aware of the deal.

I'm Crash Canasta,

I'm getting out of here before this backyard shreds, sinks, or eats me.

I'm going to go inside and cry now.

I'm going to need a few minutes.

I'm going to take over Porkbelly, and then… the world!

I'm gonna yell "TinyMon, go!"

I'm here to get Monkey to make another movie with Speed McCool

I'm invincib…! [groans]

I'm listening.

I'm making a huge comeback…

I'm Mr. Promoter, and I sign the best Lucha wrestlers

I'm obnoxious.

I'm only leaving this maze through the exit!

I'm outta here.

I'm rich and unstoppable!

I'm supposed to lead, remember?

I'm sure it'll all be back by our next hair raising adventure.

I'm sure somebody has seen it, sir.

I'm sure we'll find out soon.

I'm swiping, but I'm not snatching.

I'm telling ya, Johnny, this dog is a beast,

I'm telling you your baby is…

I'm telling you, Baby bot was drinking coffee,

I'm telling you, that baby is evil!

I'm trying here, Dog.

I'm washed up.

I've been to all the libraries you've built

I've traveled this maze 90,000 times,

Ice pops still cold.

Ice pops, here I come!

If I didn't have more than one revenge plan.

If I'm a late, he'll send me to the gladiator pits,

If it comes in contact with any foreign chemicals or minerals.

If the weeds get any bigger, they might try and eat us.

If we accelerate the response processor…

If we override her central command and short her cyber system,

If you don't pass today's test,

If you don't stay inside...

If you need to say anything important.

If you want it back, I need something else from you,

If you will not battle me, I will release more TinyMon to crush you

If you would give me a tiny something

If you're, like, crazy blasted or fall really far.

Imagine this. We invent a computer

Impressive. And come on!

In a three, a two…

In fact, I look up everything,

In fact, little Billy Sykes went in 50 years ago,

In fact…

In military school.

In the meantime, use this Type N Talk device

In the ring. Now!

Including back crack mode.

Into a human language.

Into Mr. Black's body in time.

Is derived from the Nahuatl word "ahuacatl"...

Is everything ready?

Is if it was free and in our backyard.

Is it a nuclear explosion?

Is it me, or do these wrestlers seem tense?

Is it victory?

Is it working? What are we saying?

Is my little pumpkin OK?

Is on Porkbelly Lane tonight

Is out of his room.

Is super not scared champion of the universe.

Is that Gil on vacation?

Is the biggest mechanical holiday yard inflatable sold.

Is there? Or is it right in front of us?

Isn't butt and exit the same thing?

Isn't that the statue of Nero?

It can get you out of trouble.

It could be a programming error…

It did not make him fearless.

It has a note where to return it if it gets lost.

It has video games, bumper boats, and all the balls…

It is I, Mr. Mittens,

It is pronounced Pow ool.

It is so realisti i i i c…

It is, but so are people looking for you,

It is!

It is?

It looks like 20 drones are outside the door

It made him evil.

It makes them forget the tough day they had

It protects my face, cos it's crazy out there.

It reminds me that I'm in a loving family and not in a dog pound.

It seems the more thrills your hair gets, the more thrills it wants.

It shows up at the door!

It took out Mom and Dad with his toy walker!

It was us who dressed as dogs.

It wasn't us.

It will be once… he stands up straight, you two smile less,

It will super boost Johnny's brain

It worked!

It worked! It's all ours!

It would be even more perfect with the Mega Loaf Pan,

It?

It'll be tough and very painful for you,

It'll catch the maniac for sure.

It'll take you to the funnest, not boringest places on Earth, and

It's a beautiful day.

It's a fake heartfelt memory,

It's a now a Lucha cage match!

It's a person that gets actors jobs

It's a scientific study seeking ways to advance something

It's a somewhat twisted way to celebrate the season of giving.

It's a tablecloth, Johnny.

It's a way killer deal, o ker?

It's also where your ancestor Testivus lived.

It's an off the rope, triple spinning belly bash!

It's clearly not my day.

It's either that, or…

It's everything in the world!

It's family portrait day, and we're getting you that picture.

It's for Mom.

It's Gil next door.

It's gone.

It's gonna be like sending toys back to Santa.

It's got the ruins of Circus Maximus that held insane chariot races.

It's gotta be a good book.

It's gotta be the funnest and toy iest filled place on the planet.

It's informative and makes me feel better about myself

It's just missing one thing.

It's kind of sad.

It's like he's really here!

It's like one of those spooky forests that's come to life.

It's Lucha Mucho Madness!

It's made from the stone fruit, av o cado.

It's making a smoothie, in a cup,

It's me, Bling Bling Boy, your bestest buddy.

It's my sisters', and I shouldn't have sold it.

It's no use, fools,

It's not a cape, it's a tablecloth!

It's not amazing, Mom, and I know this

It's official, it was a bad idea.

It's our fault. We should have never handed him the phone.

It's possible, but we would need almost all the plutonium on the planet.

It's really just a baby bot.

It's right behind me, isn't it?

It's rude to knock old ladies into statues?

It's so nice to…

It's still a prototype, Johnny.

It's summer school all summer.

It's the Klutterbucks.

It's the perfect way to crush you, little brother.

It's time to meet the walk in bathtub.

It's vegetable casserole night, and Johnny no like.

It's working! It's coming off!

It's, like, five weeks where there's more hope for peace on Earth,

Its A.I. program is advancing its brain and motor functions

Je suis désolé, Johnny brah!

Jeez, lady, give it back, cos it's a secret government weapon!

Johnny can't talk cos the librarian zapped away his voice,

Johnny De Test is... de best!

Johnny De Test...

Johnny hears something weird.

Johnny is terrified!

Johnny like!

Johnny need test help, so help Johnny, since you do tests and you love me! Ooh!

Johnny only has five minutes left in the mask.

Johnny Test, sit down right now.

Johnny Test?

Johnny Test.

Johnny want construction drones to build a mega stage for JohnnyFest.

Johnny want study.

Johnny want taste test!

Johnny wins!

Johnny y y y y…

Johnny, a flaming asteroid is going to crash into Porkbelly

Johnny, calm down.

Johnny, can't you see we're busy?

Johnny, I give to you the world's first EarthyMons…

Johnny, I'm not sure how I feel about this.

Johnny, I'm smelling something!

Johnny, please, stop.

Johnny, put down your blaster!

Johnny, slow down.

Johnny, that elevator is for emergencies only.

Johnny, that festival is too long, too expensive, and too far away.

Johnny, the only way I would ever go to a music festival

Johnny, we just uploaded

Johnny, we still can't find the right

Johnny, when you plugged in your phone,

Johnny, where are you going?

Johnny, why do vegetables have to taste like, well…

Johnny, you can learn everything at the library.

Johnny, you need to stall Pow ool and buy us some time to fix this.

Johnny!

Johnny! …to be on their best behavior.

Johnny! We told you about playing ball in the house.

Johnny! What are you doing?

Johnny! What in the world is

Johnny! Where are you?

Johnny! Where did you get all this stuff?

Johnny? I think it's time to cancel JohnnyFest,

Johnny. Dukey.

Johnny's brain is healed.

Johnny's distracting us from reading mode... activate!

Johnny's gonna be so bummed he missed out on this.

Johnny's so happy about Rome, he's speechless.

Jonathan like.

Jonathan!

Jump over 12 buses and crash into three, tonight, at the county fair!

Jump's over.

Just a little closer...

Just buy another cone.

Just double tap the map to be sent wherever you want to go.

Just download the free app.

Just focus on getting us out of here and winning that sweet ride.

Just grab a book that interests you, and let's scram.

Just hangin' with Alicia,

Just have a seat in this chair that you totally love,

Just like this.

Just press the red button and wait!

Just press this button, and Johnny's brain will be filled

Just say you're sorry without saying the words "I'm sorry."

Just scroll, and…

Just so you know, when we get the stuff back…

Just spend a little time with your new baby brother, Johnny.

Just tell me what you want!

Just… have to…. squeeze… out!

Ki i i i ing!

Kids, parents, even army generals from Area 51.1.

Knowing that I won't believe you and jump on it.

Knowledge begins with the senses, then proceeds to full cognition,

Land! I see land!

Land! It's a miracle!

Last chance to get in some "summer vacation" practice.

Later, Johnny, and girls I've never seen before!

Later, losers!

Leave his brain, and start summer vacation.

Leave my baby alone!

Leave us alone. We're reading.

Legendary and handsome TinyMon battle champion

Lend me the drones.

Let's give him spooky.

Let's give these aliens an explosification they'll never forget!

Let's go, dog!

Let's hope they don't mean us.

Let's just go the other way, dog!

Let's see how you handle my paperback attack!

Life is full of tests, Johnny.

Like fish falling from the sky?

Like he's better than me.

Like military anti hacking software.

Like my remake of the remake of the remake of Robin Hood.

Like this bin labeled "Keep Out."

Like those white things you put on top of your cocoa?

Like what?

Like when I needed millions to make my secret book themed lair.

Like when we got sucked into "Quickest and the Monkiest 3"

Like worn out weirdo here.

Like, "Duka duka doo."

Like, ♪ really, really, really, really sorry ♪

Lions!

Literally every person in Porkbelly can't stop playing.

Literally. This mask activates receptors that adhere to skin.

Little help here.

Living room ball time!

Lock on target!

Look at him smugly sipping cocoa and waving.

Look out! It's the head cold virus!

Look what I found.

Look, I know you love thrills, but you know what's really thrilling?

Look, we're in front of Testivus's Meatzzaria.

Look! It's the weird sounding owl!

Lose the crab!

Lower, and look more serious.

Lucha back crack mode. Go!

Lucha Mucho Madness is today?

Mailman Shred, and more.

Make it dark, already!

Makes sense.

Makes sense. But for now, it's team up time!

Making your hair thick, lush, and un smushable.

Man, he's fast.

Matching dresses?

Maybe a little too quiet.

Maybe all Black and White have to do is apologize.

Maybe for, like… ever.

Maybe I should go back to making movies where I beat up punks.

Maybe it was the left pad.

Maybe it's some kind of clue.

Maybe that's a good thing?

Maybe this isn't virtual reality!

Maybe you would be too if you knew your superior brain

Me and Dukey will deliver the meatballs to Nero.

Me!

Me! Now, check out my holiday victory dance.

Mean scarecrow.

Mean.

Meant to put books on every kid's doorstep.

Meatballs.

Meatloaf! Get your meatloaf here!

Meatloaf?

Mega stage? Check.

MegaBonBonMon should be over…

MegaBonBonMon?

MegaBonBonMon.

MegaBonBonMon's beam must've hyper powered Blast's TinyMon app

MegaBonBonMons are born

Meh. No big deal, except it was…

Meow!

Merry Christmas, ya filthy ani

Microwave popcorn.

Mine were thin.

Mispronounce it again and I leave, but still charge you.

Mittens jacked our tech and wants to take over the General's body!

Mm, yeah. Hold that thought.

Mm!

Mm! [kisses] Who's the champion?

Mm! Pineapple.

Mm. Face food.

Mm. Johnny loves face food.

Molecular bone extensions!

Mom, I love you,

Mom, you're overreacting again.

Mom! Dad! Help!

Mom?

More paper towels, please.

More specifically, your meatloaf!

Mostly Califor

Move out…

Move?

Mr. Animal Control Guy!

Mr. Black, your mind will leave the sheep and go into Johnny's body.

Mr. Mittens!

Mr. Monkey is still very hurt about the way Mr. McCool left him.

Mr. Monkey says he'll do the picture…

Mr. Teacherman sent an email

Much better.

Must destroy every test in Porkbelly.

Must take out Tests.

Mwah! [chuckling and smooching]

Mwah! [smooching]

My "I Get A Do Over" jetpack backpack!

My fellow Porkbellians!

My fur will get so tan!

My genius sisters say

My name is Johnny Test.

My revenge will be complete!

My survive the night in the spooky woods challenge.

My weird faced Dad stuck in an invisible box?

My… my son…

Nah, it can't be.

Nah, it couldn't be him.

Nah. He still has seven minutes left on his mask.

Nailed it!

Name one place that's better than Porkbelly.

Need me to stall Pow ool some more?

Never gets stuck in your teeth, and doesn't taste like salted cardboard.

Never heard of 'em.

Never mind.

Never!

Never! There is nothing you can say, or wear, or pay Pow ool

New old Rome, here we come!

New plan. I want a giant robo snowman,

Next!

Ni i i i ce.

Nice to finally "meat" you.

Nice try, Mr. Test!

Nice work, Test.

Nice.

No "hmm"! You trust me!

No band shows up to play music.

No fair!

No fair! Trainers are not supposed to do anything.

No hairdevil can resist!

No longer will you need a clunky microwave machine

No more blood tests.

No more driving tests!

No more eye tests!

No need. We heard it!

No o o o o o o!

No one disappoints my mom but me!

No one is gonna hurt my BFF.

No pictures. Too green. And, man, I hate this place!

No problemo, my furry friend.

No touchy. Got it. Get in, Dog!

No way! They look mean.

No way.

No, and don't move, so I can take over your body!

No, cos I was busy catching his two scoops. Heh heh.

No, Dad says that I can ask Alicia for anything,

No, I have no idea what you're talking about,

No, it is good, because you fell for my trick.

No, it's bad.

No, it's good.

No, it's time for us to give a moving speech to the General.

No, no! I'm the one who peed!

No, that doesn't work.

No, that's the power of books!

No, you put my head on Susan's body.

No, you tell me.

No!

No! Because Mom wants him to take our picture,

No! Because, think, Gil...

No! I need silence! Get away! [shrieks]

No! Uh, we were the ones who were sick

No! We only eat meat in b…

No.

No. A reckless son and two genius daughters.

No. He lost his ball.

No. I didn't mean that at all.

No. I'm, uh, using alien technology

No. It's in Italy!

No. Maybe.

No. That is the world's ugliest dog,

No. Them!

No. They come for, uh…

No. This baby is way cuter.

No. This is regular me saying…

No. We're gonna head right for it.

No. We're using legal technologies to help find helpful solutions.

No… You are.

Nobody says that about Santa!

Nobody sees all the holly and jolly work I do

None of us do,

Nope, it's time to go to…

Nope. Not a clue.

Not a problem, since I follow them on Snapstagram.

Not if we win it first!

Not so fast, Johnny Test.

Not so fast! Look!

Not sure, but it's thick.

Not today, Johnny. [chuckles]

Not today.

Not until you agree to our demands.

Not until you give us our faces back.

Not us. In your face! Ha ha!

Not yell at them!

Noted.

Nothing calms a bighorn sheep down like a big bowl of greens.

Nothing can take it off for 15 minutes.

Nothing in the closet!

Nothing in the hallway!

Nothing like wrestling and relaxation. Right, guys?

Nothing, sir! Except that you're the coolest…

Nothing!

Now do me!

Now get ready, bestiest bud bud besty best,

Now I can get back to my reading...

Now it is my turn!

Now it's time to make this town loud again.

Now just wait till dark, and…

Now just walk up to him like this.

Now mask me, sisters!

Now my tiny little body will no longer hold me back.

Now scare him to the branch that hangs over the house.

Now to fly to Johnny's frontal lobe and boost his memory for the history test

Now we just wait for the ding.

Now we twist it.

Now, arms up!

Now, as Real World King,

Now, do you have something else to say?

Now, don't move!

Now, Dukey and I will go get the phone back from Bling Bling…

Now, get dressed, or you'll all get this.

Now, get ready for nine Gs

Now, give me my trainer champion medal!

Now, give the face phone back so we can make adjust…

Now, give us back our phone that you obviously took from Johnny.

Now, go away.

Now, go play outside!

Now, I'm going to help you remember all of our best bud bud times together.

Now, if we could only find a new way to blow up the bad guys.

Now, if you'll excuse me, it's Dog Appreciation Day.

Now, keep this mask on your face for…

Now, let the chill wash over you.

Now, let's click this so Pow ool never has to see this family again.

Now, let's get back that picnic suit.

Now, let's go!

Now, let's hear it for the world's number one Mucho Maniac,

Now, let's move on from babies.

Now, let's move this house.

Now, let's take this test,

Now, look your best for Pow ool!

Now, once I finally take the Free Ice Cream Day Lick of Victory,

Now, present your TinyMon, and prepare to be destroyed.

Now, smart me up!

Now, smart sisters, connect vegetables and marshmallows

Now, stop being evil!

Now, the slightest crash could trigger memory loss or erratic behavior,

Now, these are all the memories you have…

Now, time to do a little face swap of my own.

Now, use your dog sniffing powers to sniff us away from booby traps

Now, we're on in five minutes, so nobody move.

Now, what pose should I go with?

Now, when I said "play outside," I meant without your phones!

Now, where's our spooky forest?!

Now, who wants to come inside for some hot cocoa?

Now, you walk up to Monkey and say,

Now, you wanna buy something, lady, or not?

Now. We gotta go now.

Now… apologize!

Now… let the battle begin!

Now... log on, dog!

Obedient Dog?

Obviously the only way to settle this is a Boogie Boogie Riot dance off.

Octopus head.

Odd… And move, Not a Dog!

Of all military anti hacking software…

Of course.

Of jewels!

Of white knuckle terror!

Og butt.

Oh ho ho! I am loving having a baby brother now.

Oh, and don't hit the red button, because…

Oh, and I've heard Paul can be a bit difficult,

Oh, and if you choose to hide, know that you will be eliminated

Oh, and it's going to get harder.

Oh, and you're Johnny again!

Oh, as opposed to now, when they…

Oh, come on, Johnny.

Oh, come on!

Oh, crud.

Oh, crud. Monkey's rich?

Oh, dear.

Oh, he sure was adorable.

Oh, he's about to destroy Susan and Mary!

Oh, he's at the General's gala!

Oh, hi, dumb dog.

Oh, how you girls used to love to do pretend experiments on him.

Oh, I do!

Oh, I have.

Oh, I just love yard sales.

Oh, I know you will, Mr. Test,

Oh, I lost my light stick!

Oh, I think this baby's gonna remember everything I studied.

Oh, I will chop all of you.

Oh, I won't chicken out. Will you?

Oh, I'll tell you when something's good, you little

Oh, I'm back, baby!

Oh, I'm not feelin' good about this.

Oh, I'm sure she does, but I'm also sure

Oh, it just went down the hall, and…

Oh, it's no use, Johnny.

Oh, it's very good news.

Oh, Jonathan of little faith.

Oh, kernels… stuck in my teeth.

Oh, like the one in front of your sisters

Oh, look, hon.

Oh, look.

Oh, man, Johnny is toast!

Oh, my anger is spikin'!

Oh, my first build...

Oh, no can do do until I'm done revenging

Oh, no.

Oh, now I'm just a branch.

Oh, oh, yeah! Feel the buns, feel the buns, feel the…

Oh, OK, OK.

Oh, OK.

Oh, people today just don't have any manners.

Oh, please. And how are you gonna do that?

Oh, Pow ool, you really are a genius.

Oh, really?

Oh, right. Here's your money back, now give it.

Oh, so I get blasted?

Oh, so they want to go big, do they?

Oh, stop it. You do not!

Oh, sure, OK.

Oh, sure, that sounds "cold"...

Oh, that did not feel good.

Oh, that is hard to look at.

Oh, that is so cute. And weird.

Oh, that makes me happy and sad at the same time.

Oh, the baby broke its first lamp.

Oh, the candy we ate.

Oh, they're arriving in, uh, three…

Oh, this hairdo is going down!

Oh, this is bad.

Oh, this might be getting out of hand.

Oh, wait. You can't, cos I silenced you.

Oh, waiter, may I have another fresh

Oh, well, I have this.

Oh, well, it's so you don't fall out, best buddiest bud bud.

Oh, well… [chuckles]

Oh, yeah, I am way not bored anymore.

Oh, yeah, the mask is also a muzzle, for maximum spa silence.

Oh, yeah, this is so a cape.

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah? Let's go to a scary forest and find out.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. That's what we're doing.

Oh, yes, my bestiest best bud, in fact.

Oh, you are so going down!

Oh, you have that too.

Oh, you know it!

Oh, you should be afraid, backyard, cos here comes the weed whacker!

Oh, you sure are!

Oh, you wanna go?

Oh! It looks like El Muscles is out of El Gas.

Oh! Now I get it.

Oh! Now I got it.

Oh! Oh!

Oh! There they are, good sir.

Oh! Well, I suggest you do,

Oh! Well, that was unexpected.

Oh? Well, in that case, then save a cone for me!

Oh.

Oh. And you were doing so well.

Oh. Right. Let's go, dog!

Oh. Uh… no. No, no, no. I…

Oh…

Oh… I wish I had my motorsickle.

Oh… There's TinyMon everywhere!

Oh… you wanna go?

Oh…kay.

Ohh… did baby eat the cookies?

OK, baby.

OK, barring any unforeseen danger, I think we're actually gonna pull this

OK, but it looks like Eugene's snowman

OK, but there's 2,896 of them.

OK, but we should eat quickly.

OK, does anyone else want in on the crazy maze chase?

OK, everybody. You know what to do.

OK, everyone on this show is chicken.

OK, fine. You got one little thing right.

OK, flame headed trainer, it is time to get my revenge.

OK, gang. Are you ready to go on vacation?

OK, I hope the others are doing better than me.

OK, I think it's time we shut down the baby bot.

OK, I wanna go home to Porkbelly.

OK, I'll get the basket back from the old lady.

OK, I'm confused. Johnny is a

OK, I'm liking back crack mode now. [chuckles]

OK, I'm not using that short cut.

OK, if you were a runaway sheep who's also in our brother's body…

OK, is everybody ready to play Melee Island?

OK, Johnny.

OK, Johnny's mind will be put in Mr. Black's body.

OK, less bored now.

OK, let's hope Johnny and Dukey are doing better.

OK, let's just grab a book and get outta here

OK, let's run through the speech.

OK, Monkey, what do you say we pop some tires and some corn?

OK, now he's evil.

OK, now I get it.

OK, now that we have the fun face phone,

OK, now who's up for family hiking day?!

OK, one: I don't have a trainer champion medal.

OK, pretend I'm you and Dukey is Monkey.

OK, put these on, and hurry.

OK, so how do we get out?

OK, so now that you see I'm just a kid and not El Baddo,

OK, so we lost, but we know how the jets work.

OK, so you figure it out, cos I got a book report to write!

OK, so you wanted this loving speech, but Mr. Black was a sheep,

OK, somebody that rude does not deserve free ice cream.

OK, that butt is adorable.

OK, that makes sense, but I'm staying out here

OK, that should do

OK, that was hurtful!

OK, that's it. Because of that dance, and my dad passing out,

OK, this body isn't bad, but I want my own army!

OK, this maze is giving me the creeps,

OK, time for my secret weapon.

OK, time for our secret secret weapon.

OK, troops.

OK, we are many things, but we are not a disease.

OK, we are out of time, but we are taking this photo.

OK, we get inside, jump in Mom and Dad's bed…

OK, we gotta figure out a way to get Dad back on top…

OK, we have two viewing options.

OK, we should be safe as long as we don't make a sound.

OK, we're all on the couch and ready to take our picture.

OK, we're safe now.

OK, we've got to fix that new brain bruise and turn Johnny nice again.

OK, well, what's the biggest non holiday mechanical inflatable sold?

OK, when we said we wanted a spooky forest,

OK, you are both officially saved,

OK, you look ridiculous. And what did you do to my sisters?

OK, you now have everything back,

OK, you said you needed something that rhymes with "wheeze," so…

OK.

OK. Ahem. Funny story…

OK. Bad news?

OK. I say we all team up to destroy Bling Bling first.

OK. I want to relax, and I want a fancy new massage chair, too.

OK. New plan!

OK. Seems quiet.

OK. Should we check on Johnny now?

OK. The Growerizer does have a fail safe,

OK. Those are some solid flashbacks, but this time, I really need to relax,

OK. Time to drop the Happy Bomb,

OK. Time to team up.

OK... I'm kinda scared right now.

OK... what just happened?

On Dad's phone…

On Earth, it's called "sampling," not stealing.

On it!

On my big night tonight!

On our lab computers.

One brain bandage to cool and shrink that bruise, comin' up fast.

One evil stopping brain bandage coming up.

One million large in a gold briefcase,

One more hit, and he's toast.

One more Toxic Tail, and BonBon is gone gone!

One thing kids love more than dancing snowmen?

One, "Brakes are for suckers."

Only $29.95,

Only, that's grass, not salad.

Ooh hoo ahh hah hah…

Ooh hoo hoo ha! I remember stuff now.

Ooh hoo! I got it. I've never felt so alive!

Ooh, a snow machine. Nice.

Ooh, and I still have these!

Ooh, it's so pretty!

Ooh, Johnny is so gonna win cool kart.

Ooh, let's try this one!

Ooh, look, a big one.

Ooh, popcorn! [munches]

Ooh, purple. That's a new one.

Ooh, this violent Earth holiday tradition is fun!

Ooh!

Ooh! I think I snatched 'em!

Ooh! I want to snatch all of them!

Ooh! There's a FlittyFlutter right over…

Ooh! There's another one!

Ooh! Trees?

Ooh! You're gorgeous.

Ooh. It's so pretty.

Ooh…

Ooh... a dark, creepy staircase.

Ooh… sea salt.

Oops.

Opportunities for father and son bonding are fleeting.

Or a scam.

Or all the homework I should be doing.

Or an alien invasion?

Or at least his face is.

Or else they're fired.

Or explosives.

Or forget the whole thing and enjoy Free Ice Cream Day.

Or I'll smash you.

Or just plain adorable?

Or maybe not.

Or our new favorite,

Or that gross gift shop.

Or the know how to build my ultimate bookmobile.

Or we can just do this.

Or we can just kick your butt and make you tell us.

Or what that lady wants that rhymes with "wheeze"!

Or… don't.

Or... we team up with a partner and save ourselves.

Ordering now!

Ordering on Enormazone now.

Our house is finally king of the street!

Ow! I mean, "not ow."

Ow! Ow, ow, ow! Ow!

Packing up? That should buy me another minute.

People call me "the Gabbler," and you'll never guess why.

People do get hungry and cranky after long trips.

People love big yard balloons, and we're gonna give them the biggest.

Perfect quiet.

Perfect!

Perhaps I should try a more effective bedside manner.

Pfft! What?

Phbb bbftt! ...take...

Phbbfft! Must...

Phew!

Pin, basket, and…

Play time is about to be…

Please don't kick me out. I'll be nice and quiet.

Please tell me that alien ship is part of your show.

Please tell me you've got a plan.

Please!

Please?

Popcorn?

Porklifornia is pretty cool, but…

Porklifornia!

Pow ool does not eat cheese. Because Pow ool is lactose intolerant.

Pow ool does not work with

Pow ool is stall ooled, and

Pow ool says he's only going to wait 30 more seconds!

Prepare for invasion.

Pull the lever!

Quick, in the storage closet!

Quick! Get away from it.

Quiet, fart book. Quiet!

Ranked number one as the most difficult

Really, Monkey?

Really?

Really? So… all is forgiven?

Remember the deal?

Remember to enjoy that hair, kid!

Remember, once you're out of the maze, you can't go back in.

Remember, whoever makes it all night without going back inside

Report your findings to your commanding officer?

Retreat!

Revenge!

Rigged games, and…

Right below "Always get your salad dressing on the side."

Right here, right now!

Right, and my mom is a luchador.

Right, scarecrow? You're not scary.

Right, uh…

Right?

Right? Everyone knows you always exit through the gift shop!

Right? How hard is it to make it through one measly night in the woods

Right.

Right. So to figure out where he took Johnny,

Rome is in Hawaii, right?

Rude!

Run and hide, Jonathan! I'll best bud protect you!

Run, boys!

Same boring handsome Gil.

Same boring street.

Same boring yard.

Saving my bestest bud bud by tricking you and the mad scientists.

Say "cheese"!

Say wha…?

Say what?

Say, Alicia, play me a "waiting for meatloaf" song,

Saying you've got one last history test today.

Scanning the living room now, and…

Searching for Johnny was a total failure.

Searching for new forms of alien life…

See ya there!

See, Johnny? Books can teach you anything.

See, Johnny? Rome isn't all bad.

See? I told you he was evil.

Seems this ol' Crash will crash no more.

Send it all back now!

Seriously, what do you see in this kid?

Set up the lights and camera, and get Mom to the couch.

She isn't evil, she's a librarian,

She's helping us test the tonal translator,

Shh!

Should we tell him it's not vegan?

Show me the picture.

Silence is the golden rule!

Since he agreed to give us access to all military satellites.

Since we've recently discovered odd activity

Since when do you make stuff for the General?

Since you failed to follow my orders and broke my heart,

Sit!

Skis? Peas? Bees?

Smile.

Smush away, my good man.

So Bling Bling can finally destroy Johnny.

So do I, old chum.

So expect the unexpected.

So fly carefully.

So go out and get free ice cream!

So hard, no one's ever solved it.

So he could take over the world, right? Right?

So he doesn't live in a trailer and make bad drawings.

So he's moving out of the kitchen.

So I don't get fired.

So I guess I'll make my own!

So I quit the most successful movie franchise ever

So I want everyone…

So I'll do the blasting this time!

So I'll prepare the return drones and vans.

So in other words, you pass.

So instead of sending us to California, it created…

So it plays like the game.

So just to be clear…

So maybe we're back in…

So sorry.

So stop the secret Spy Sheep experiment,

So that our language can be translated into theirs?

So that's why...

So they came to us to transmute him back.

So true.

So us best buds come here all the time?

So us TinyMon do all the work and you Trainers do nothing?

So we forget Porklifornia, which was too sandy,

So we might as well take the picture while we wait.

So we're going to delete that memory

So we're not in trouble?

So what you're saying is, you have a book report due tomorrow,

So you can buy me a gift.

So you can't switch me back?

So you'll do another movie?

So you're saying, if this fell into the wrong hands,

So you're saying, if we don't find Johnny,

So, are you dressed like that because of the forest?

So, basically, your hair has a mind of its own.

So, get used to 'em.

So, how do we end JohnnyFest?

So, how was it?

So, instead of just face swapping images on your phone screen,

So, just tell him he's already got a picnic basket and honey,

So, little babies have different rules than big brothers.

So, where's Cosmic Robotic?

So… Dukey it is!

So... Johnny De Test has returned.

So… you think all our hair will grow back?

So… you're talking better.

Someone could rob that armored truck right there?

Someone needs to teach this town some manners.

Sorry, boy.

Sorry, brah bro b b brah brah!

Sorry, brah!

Sorry, but that seat is for these two geniuses.

Sorry, Crash.

Sorry, Johnny, but we can't make an ancient city new again.

Sorry, little guy, but I'm gonna need something a lot bigger

Sorry, Mr. Smushed Guy.

Sorry, we traveled so long, we forgot to eat

Speed McCool!

Speed McCool.

Speed, I know you love the walk in tub,

Split up!

Spooky it up, big sisters!

Stand back, kid… and really hairy kid.

Star in action movies with a monkey!

Starring our favorite action star of all time.

Start opening boxes, dog!

Start picking!

Starting with these.

Stay back, kid with the lush, amazing hair.

Stealing ice cream with some kind of face swap tech, eh?

Step away.

Still not feeling it, Mom.

Still not lovin' it.

Still nothing in the lab!

Stop them!

Stop!

Stop! There's no way I can beat Blast.

Stop. That's cheating!

Summer school!

Summer school?!

Summer splash fountain?

Super mega wattage sound system? Check.

Sure he did!

Surrender, giant TinyMon thing!

Susan and Mary, you get the umbrella from Hank Anchorman,

Susan! Mary!

Suspended animation, and you…

Sweetheart!

Swipe this, click that.

Tag!

Take a right at the end of the aisle, and you'll see an emergency exit.

Take it!

Take me away from all of this noise.

Take the next left!

Talk at the same time, and no one will know the difference.

Talking like wha tuh?

Team up, Spaceman!

Technically, it's you that's not playing fair.

Teeth creatures, flying creatures… and whatever that thing is next to you.

Tell me it's still out there!

Tell me more!

Tell me when it's over.

Tell that to the antibodies!

Tell us where he is, Eugene, so we can accelerate his brainwaves.

Testivus, the Meat Man.

Testivus!

Testivus?!

Text us lots of pictures!

Thanks for helping me, buddy.

Thanks to our Growerizer.

Thanks, helpful scarecrow!

That all of humankind struggles with.

That are activated once you're eliminated.

That are dangerous, dumb, and weird.

That can read a book and write a report on it in two seconds.

That chemical and mineral fertilizer I spread in the backyard worked too well.

That held sword swinging gladiator battles.

That I wasn't coming out until I won that go kart.

That is it, young man! Now you're super grounded!

That is… if we weren't standing in quicksand!

That just got more thrilling!

That makes Mom move us to a not boring funner place,

That rhymes with "wheeze."

That speech is tonight?

That story is true?

That was a nasty head cold virus!

That was cold.

That was really four feet in front of them?

That was the nicest speech I've ever heard in my life.

That was too conversational.

That was your side, this was my side!

That wasn't careful!

That we are a loving family that gets along, because today is…

That will mess up our future vacation.

That will teach this town some manners!

That worked too.

That, and... the ice pops! [chuckles]

That… might work.

That's enough excitement for one day.

That's it, Baddo.

That's it. I'm deleting that photo.

That's it. It's like a meat… loaf.

That's just the new "middle child" in you talking.

That's large.

That's not too bad.

That's plenty of time to get me taller.

That's right, everyone.

That's the ancient statue of Nero, Rome's worst emperor.

That's the only thing worse than tests.

That's the power of books.

That's tonight?!

That's us! Move out, man's best chariot pulling friend.

That's weird.

That's why I saved the best for last.

That's why I secretly put Hawaiian stuff around the house

That's why I wanted you and Mr. Black to give the big, moving speech

That's why you're coming too.

That's your best revenge, dude?

That's… brilliant!

The answer is

The answer's always no, Eugene.

The Army counterattacks the invading aliens.

The baby… did it.

The best one ever.

The booby trap detector.

The brain bandage worked!

The butt shot!

The chimes were a relaxing touch!

The crowd riots. We get torn to shreds.

The crummyness was a disguise!

The death defying daredevil motorsickle jumping legend.

The dog didn't stop, and it still has the chew toy.

The dog stays in the picture!

The Drone Maze Scanner.

The Edi Bling Bling.

The Enormazone warehouse.

The flaming headed kid wins!

The giant Christmas Dinosaur.

The GP Es Cape must have scrambled the location on its map

The GP Es Cape.

The greatest ride of all time!

The hair! It's indestructible!

The helpful home device from Enormazone,

The Human Cactus!

The jets must have a self start somewhere.

The lab?

The last stop before military school,

The Librarian!

The life zone.

The Lucha superstar who throws down opponents,

The Luchas look so relaxed!

The mask does protect from blemishes and high impact falls.

The Mayor will be out shortly with an important announcement.

The molecular expander.

The name's Johnny De Test,

The nanobots will attach to your follicles' molecules,

The Nourisher 3000!

The only way we would let you use the drones to build a mega stage…

The Porkazon Jungle…

The Power of Books.

The power surge deleted every memory that Johnny's ever had.

The red button.

The red button…

The reverse process takes even longer.

The same thing you did, opened fun boxes without permission.

The scariest, fastest and barfiest county fair ride of all time.

The show where people try to survive one night in the woods

The smoothie machine, however, was an impulse buy.

The synapse stimulator is attached. Boosting Johnny's memory now.

The tastiest pizza,

The undo all faces so this never happens again

The What Ever Happened to Them? channel.

The yard automatically reset, cos it's morning now.

Then contact Muskerberg

Then get jobs to pay for the pricey plane tickets,

Then hit it harder!

Then how about a strong breeze?!

Then how do we get out of here?

Then I guess I'll see you two in the spooky forest at midnight.

Then I guess it's time for plan…

Then I guess they're going to miss being a part of my magic!

Then I read all about how to do it...

Then I'm forced to do this…

Then leave this one…

Then let's battle.

Then that go kart is mine!

Then together nursed it back to health and playfully named it "Señor Crabbo."

Then we have just the thing to help you, little brother.

Then we'd have hot, fresh popcorn anywhere, anytime.

Then you go away.

Then you're gonna fight MegaBonBonMon.

Then, using its augmented reality engine,

There are no more tests to eliminate.

There must be more tests in Porkbelly to eliminate.

There. Was that so hard?

There's a booby trap about four feet ahead of us.

There's a new evil villain destroying all the tests in town.

There's gotta be a light in here somewhere.

There's no escaping the weed whacker!

There's no way Johnny's hair can turn down a stunt this extreme.

There's only one way to communicate with those aliens

There's only room for one bad boy in this family.

There's the entrance and there's the gift shop,

These nuclear powered clippers will cut through anything.

They attack all invasive threats and disease.

They call the cops,

They could erase his old memories.

They helped Gil jack my crowd!

They just need one final thing.

They kicked me off again!

They need Monkey and Speed together.

They need these movies.

They seem… different.

They should all return in a few hours.

They think your dingo's dinner!

They told you they wanted to be on a lake smiling.

They're gaining on us!

They're gonna make it!

They're just returned Halloween decorations.

They're not gonna make it!

They're teenagers, and Gil's adorable.

Think again, big sisters.

This adorable baby with a very full diaper!

This app swaps faces in real life!

This family is crazy

This house is horrible,

This is an emergency,

This is gonna be the best Fall Farm Fun Fest ever,

This is Hank Anchorman saying,

This is my warehouse.

This is not a taste test, Johnny.

This is silly. There's no way he was actually gonna...

This is so messed up.

This is... survival of the richest!

This looks like the opposite of saving me!

This nose is for sniffing butts, not exits.

This umbrella has crazy powers!

This will be Bling Bling's sweet, sweet ride!

This will, should, probably, definitely cut the hair off Johnny.

This wouldn't have happened.

Those are the rabid animals.

Those were prototype suburban assault weapons for the General!

Three hairs are out of place.

Three, two…

Through famous people's failures.

Thus leaving no room

Tickets, please.

Time for Johnny to snatch a…

Time to destroy Johnny Test.

Time to destroy.

Time to put that list away, dog, cos JohnnyFest is a awesome.

Time to say goodbye with MegaBonBon Battle Barrage!

Time to transform a domesticated dog into a Real World TinyMon!

Time to work off these cookies.

Time's up, punk!

TinyMon Go! has broken the internet.

TinyMon… go!

To battle me and lose.

To eat a two foot long corndog before a barfy ride?

To enjoy hot popcorn anytime, anywhere.

To force you to relax, right?

To get free ice cream, just like the Mayor said.

To get my amazing Mom an amazing family portrait.

To go back into that nightmare of a home!

To help find, uh, tasty snacks.

To help Mom and Dad pick the sun surfiest place on the planet.

To make them the biggest Lucha stars.

To ruin your big night.

To see all the bands, including Cosmic Robotic,

To take down a MegaBonBonMon.

To test all this clearly dangerous stuff on,

To the app.

To the Bling Bling Mobile!

To the fair, dog!

To the lab!

To us!

Tonight, defending their championship title,

Too bad you don't have a self popping bag.

Too green. Bleh.

Too much popcorn.

Toodles!

Total peace and quiet.

Toxic Tail, Slobber Tongue,

Tree!

Trick or…

True, but at least we don't look as bad as Johnny.

True... but this is so much fun!

Try to trick the head cold virus before it destroys the ship.

Twelve hours?

Two thousand miles away.

Two, "Always ask for dressing on the side,"

Two, one...

Ugh! Please!

Uh huh, OK. What's it do?

Uh huh, yeah, great.

Uh huh, yeah. Crazy idea time!

Uh huh.

Uh huh. JohnnyFest is going great!

Uh huh. Yeah.

Uh oh, Johnny. I don't think you're tall enough to go on the ride.

Uh oh, the switch must have glitched and sent Mr. Black into the sedated ram.

Uh oh! It's frozen.

Uh oh.

Uh oh. Did he say "super closely?"

Uh oh. Somebody's sleepy.

Uh ool.

Uh, can't. I don't have an agent.

Uh, do we even sell beat downs at Enormazone?

Uh, do you think it's a good idea

Uh, does anyone want to help me?!

Uh, I have one!

Uh, I think your new 'do disagrees.

Uh, I thought you created that guy.

Uh, Johnny? What are you doing?

Uh, nobody actually said those words.

Uh, should we check on him?

Uh, that we could borrow from the zoo.

Uh, that's my dog, and he's in the picture every year.

Uh, these TinyMon aren't so tiny.

Uh, they're all the car smashin' kid?

Uh, um, sorry, your Nero ship.

Uh, wait. You know, I really should savor this moment.

Uh, we don't have them.

Uh, we spilled that bucket before the taste test.

Uh, what's going on?

Uh, what's with all the face stuff?

Uh, what's with the crab?

Uh, where are we?

Uh, where's the phone?

Uh, why are you talking like that?

Uh, why the straps best bud?

Uh, yeah.

Uh, you freak out at night all the time.

Uh...

Uh… I think he's broken.

Ultra super platinum bunker grounded!

Um, a dog in a cat face?

Um… did you use a calibration wire to charge a phone nuh?

Um... press the right armor pad.

Um… weird.

Unbelievable!

Undo app!

Unless you know of a higher tech lab than ours.

Vegetables?

Versus a naked Johnny,

Wait, I don't see the exit.

Wait, is this cheating?

Wait, no, I don't.

Wait, no! You don't have to

Wait, so we're not going back to boring non upside the head slapping Porkbelly?

Wait, this one's not so bad.

Wait, what was that?

Wait, what?!

Wait!

Wait! Cranky, long trip… I know what cures that!

Wait! I know where he took Johnny!

Wait! Why did you add that last part?

Wait! You can't just randomly press colorful buttons.

Wait. He's coming back!

Wait. I feel like we're forgetting something.

Wait. I think I know what to dooooo!

Wait. My sisters are playing?

Wait. No sarcastic comment, no witty retort?

Wait. So you're telling me you have no idea

Wait. Testivus?

Wait. What?

Wait. You are?

Wait. You could take me back in time when Rome was new and cool.

Wait. You said you didn't have the medal.

Wait. You wanna sign me?

Waiting to tear you apart.

Walking and texting?

Was that a scream?

Watch where youse goin', doof brahs!

Watch your back today, El Baddo!

We all want another shot at being King of Bling Bling Island!

We also added random funny face options, like clowns.

We apologize again for smushing you and all…

We are clearly in danger.

We are going to fly to a secret location that's top secret,

We are not afraid of spooky forests.

We are not building you a spooky forest in the backyard.

We are so covered in grass and mud that I actually want a bath.

We built another upgrade right into the suit.

We can accelerate the process by 73 percent,

We can figure out the rest later.

We can fix it!

We can remotely turn the yard back to its normal non quicksand state!

We could make Alicia fully autonomous.

We could… riot?

We did tell you the chairs have an anti squirm mode

We didn't find the grown man in the trench coat, but we did find…

We didn't ruin history.

We didn't say "weed whacker maniac" scary.

We don't care what you do…

We estimate three months to create the tech to reverse the process.

We gotta fix this.

We had with him.

We have no memory of having an adorable baby brother.

We have to detach and save ourselves!

We have to get down there and warn Johnny.

We have to thrillingly rescue a kitty up this thrilling tree!

We haven't tested it yet, but…

We hope to invent a popcorn that never burns,

We humans agree to give dogs food and shelter

We jam on stage. See?

We just have to access your long term memory synapses.

We just have to adjust all the sensors.

We just have to restart the teahouse and come back four feet to the…

We just need more force to rip that hair away from Johnny.

We look terrible.

We love all of them! Now watch TV!

We made it back!

We must warn you, more powerful armor could affect your balance.

We need a better plan than that.

We need it calm in here to fly safely.

We need to heal that brain bruise before he does something really stupid.

We need to team up and stop Bling Bling.

We need to think like Bling Bling.

We present to you… lift shoes!

We sampled the hot lick to fulfill our dream of becoming…

We started playing yesterday. [chuckles]

We were using the deep space antenna,

We will win this holiday light fight!

We'd better grab some tools.

We'll get to the bottom of it and get your voice back.

We'll get you tomorrow, Johnny Test!

We'll just cover it with leaves…

We'll just need lions, swing swords, and some fire!

We'll save you, Johnny!

We'll take that.

We'll try and hack them so they can take us off the island.

We're all gonna fight you!

We're all together and safe on the holidays.

We're busy trying to scientifically lower sea levels.

We're comin', Johnny y y y!

We're comin', Johnny!

We're creating a face swapping app that combines DNA scrambling lasers

We're gonna use it to destroy you.

We're hideous!

We're not afraid of you, baby.

We're playing the totally awesome TinyMon Go! game that is amazing

We're such geniuses.

We're trapped in a skeleton closet!

We're trapped!

We're working on it!

We've all had enough of those sounds too.

We've got to get him back to the lab so we can…

We've got to get inside and get him out.

We've got to get it back before that bear does something crazy with it.

We've noticed small jets on the side of our armor.

We've somehow landed in the Giant Crane Game.

Welcome to Losers' Row, boys! Popcorn?

Welcome to Porkbelly… the best people,

Welcome to real life Melee Island,

Welcome to… JohnnyFest!

Well done, Different Body Johnny,

Well, at least getting eaten won't be boring, eh, best friend?

Well, at least I can check one thing off my "Best Things That Could Happen" list.

Well, at least that's the same.

Well, at least we know Johnny won't be having a head cold this summer.

Well, at least we know the light fight can't get any worse.

Well, back to video games for me!

Well, besides kidnapping me

Well, get ready, cos this year, the Test family is going to…

Well, good luck with that and…

Well, have fun, my cute and weird kids!

Well, he does do some pretty cool things.

Well, he's a thief, but I don't think he's evil.

Well, hello, roomie!

Well, here goes nothin'. MissilePhant, missile mode. Go!

Well, how was that?

Well, I always wanted to live in the big city, and

Well, I can also make all the Alicias go away.

Well, I don't know what you're trying to say,

Well, I forget sometimes who knows and who doesn't.

Well, I guess you all want to go home now,

Well, I love family portrait day.

Well, I'm mad at you for leaving me. Hoo! Hah!

Well, I'm not mad, cos it's just so much darn fun playing.

Well, I'm still deciding where to put this adorable battery powered strand.

Well, I'm sure he'll learn his lesson.

Well, if anyone had to win, besides me, Johnny,

Well, it turns out, loaf isn't all you need, son.

Well, it wasn't me. Perhaps it was you, Bling Bling Boy!

Well, it's Dog Appreciation Day, and I know one thing all dogs appreciate.

Well, it's quiet,

Well, let me check my "Worst Things That Can Happen" list.

Well, look who ruined history this time.

Well, looks like this town has a new super hair o.

Well, maybe if Johnny didn't dare me to go full power,

Well, my company just made a video

Well, no matter.

Well, not anymore.

Well, not everyone got their face back. Heh heh.

Well, not this time.

Well, of course, I'd… I'd have to fire you.

Well, Pow ool was truly awful.

Well, shouldn't they be delivering things

Well, so much for doing nothing this summer.

Well, thanks to you destroying all the tests in town...

Well, that was a sad interlude.

Well, that was fun.

Well, that's cool. But we're still trapped!

Well, that's just rude.

Well, the Tests may have fooled me once today,

Well, then, I guess I can't have a pain filled fight with BonBon,

Well, there goes our dinner, and you might as well give up now, dog,

Well, there was a bomb in the swan boat, and he cut the wrong wire.

Well, two can play at that game, Jonathan Test.

Well, we could micro shrink ourselves into his brain

Well, well! Look who's terrified.

Well, well…

Well, what if we could take Dukey's natural abilities

Well, yeah, but the baby is so cute.

Well, you are amazing, and you have a new agent.

Well, you do have a point, but no!

Well, you gotta respect her dedication to a quiet library.

Well, you will not be eating me or my family,

Well, you're both lucky to not be pumpkin squished!

Wha! Ah!

Whaddaya say?

What a happy family.

What a weak and lame choice.

What about "falling?"

What are they saying?

What are we gonna do?

What are you doing? They said don't touch anything.

What are you talking about?

What are you up to?

What bad junk stuff could they possibly do?

What did you call us?

What did you do?!

What did you have happening next, anyway?

What do gladiators do again?

What do I push?

What do we do?

What do you mean "Johnny did it"?

What do you mean?

What else can that thing super accelerate?

What fun face stuff do we do with it?

What I want is for you to stop being insolent

What if there's a fire?

What is "platinum bunker grounded"?

What is a season of giving? I don't get it.

What is going on in here?

What is going on?!

What is this place?

What is your home address and phone number?

What is youse tawkin' about? Dis is da best place to live.

What the heck was that? And what did we crash into?

What was that?

What?

What? Dad, it wasn't…

What? I'm part Tuscan smart hound.

What? Impossible!

What? It's catchy!

What? It's our backyard!

What? My hairdo does what I want it to do.

What? No, I don't!

What? No.

What? Nobody zaps away things from Johnny but us!

What? So, Johnny's hair has become a…

What? Why do I have to take out Bling Bling?

What? You're the one who's supposed to protect me.

What's going on here?

What's going on?

What's that you say about our mammas?

What's that, "Worst Things That Can Happen" list?

What's that?

What's the game?

What's with all the mean brain stuff?

What's with that?

What's with the evil cape?

What's with the face protection?

Whatever.

Whatever's going on, little brother,

Whee!

Wheee!

When I made that crazy face?

When their careers are washed up. TV.

When their TV careers are washed up.

When we dressed up as Speed and Monkey?

When we smushed the smushed guy, we broke the quantum interface.

When you wore a dog costume, so we looked alike?

Where did you get… coffee?

Where do you think we are?

Where I guarantee Cosmic Robotic will rock the house

Where I'll never be seen again.

Where the sun shines all the time, and…

Where's the remote?

Which accelerates molecules in the ground to promote ultra rapid growth

Which can translate the sounds of any species

Which creates the strongest "best friend" bonds.

Which helps us, and gets rid of others.

Which is just my regular island,

Which is where you want me to go,

Which is why we need it back. Our brother sold it without permission.

Which makes everybody unhappy.

Which means it will automatically reset the yard at sunrise.

Which means it's time for phase two of the team up plan.

Which means they need our help to keep this stuff out of the lab.

Which one of you is the car smashin' kid?

Which regulates impulse control.

Which will be freaky,

Which you dropped right after you made me drop my free ice cream!

While playing on the beach,

While technically not cheating, "micro sister boosters" is kinda

While we program an undo all faces so this never happens again feature

While wearing clothes.

Whiskers, speak.

Who catch the weed whacker, and we're all safe.

Who else wants to challenge my Crazy Maze?

Who has a secret weapon!

Who has the hottest song on the planet right now, and…

Who is the greatest Melee Island player,

Who just would not take "no" for an answer.

Who must be...

Who says it's scary?

Who Susan, Mary, and Dukey are?

Who will not ruin Pow ool's art.

Who would do that?

Who would ever go in that gift shop?

Who… helped me make the perfect meatloaf!

Who's a good doggie? You! Yes, you are a good doggie!

Who's gonna buy a bunch of broken down toys and popped balls?

Who's got... what was it again? Oh, yes.

Who's making people buy things they don't need.

Who's ringing the doorbell?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! A tiny talking mole king!

Whoa! Ah! Oh! Heh! Whew.

Whoa! Didn't see that co

Whoa! Dog Anchormutt here saying,

Whoa! Everyone wants tickets.

Whoa! I wish my house looked that good.

Whoa! It's like a giant shaking dance floor!

Whoa! Oh!

Whoa. That's some lush hair.

Whoa… didn't see that coming.

Whoo hoo!

Whoo hoo! I'm completely fearless!

Whoo hoo! The General is so in!

Why are you all staring at me?

Why are you stopping?

Why can't every day be spa day?

Why did you say that?

Why don't ya ask my novelty socks?

Why not?

Why would anybody leave Porkbelly? It's simply amazing.

Why would the band with the world's biggest hit

Why would they?

Will you marry me?

Will you please give me the picnic suit back?

Will you please stop eating my free ice cream?

Wind chimes! You're having a spa day without me!

Winner gets Jonathan.

Wins the famous Fall Festival Pumpkin Racer!

Wipe those tears away, Mom, and get ready to smile.

With a $2 billion upgrade

With a big bang!

With a memory boosting synapse stimulator.

With big heads and cute little bodies.

With facial recognition technology.

With hyper intelligent nanobot body building conditioner.

With more "Clothed and Fearful",

With music!

With new fake memories of you two being total BFFs,

With no cookies and no Dukey!

With other people who've done special things,

With Porkbelly's on your map.

With reason.

With something sparky and put that onto my brain thing,

With summer coming up, we'll have more time

With the stimulator.

With unstoppable wind, water, and fire powers,

Without freakin' out?

Without getting grounded.

Without this book.

World famous? That sounds expensive.

Worst spa day ever!

Would always be trapped in a baby body.

Would any of my genius sisters like to explain this?

Would you like to purchase more?

Wow, harsh.

Wow, the suit looks great.

Wow! He did a really nice job.

Wow! That was fast.

Wow! Who would ever believe that a dog could talk?

Wow! You're like the perfect example of the power of books.

Wow. Incredible moves.

Wow. We walked right into that.

Wro ong!

Wrong, Blast. It's time for me to save my world.

Wrong, Bling Bling, and all you did was just buy a victory.

Wrong! Smile.

X♪ You never know what's coming next Cos it's J J J J Johnny Test! ♪

Yay! I get to use my explosions!

Yeah, but first he's gotta save Gil's butt. Look!

Yeah, but I can only jump 12,

Yeah, but I don't think that's what he meant.

Yeah, but maybe they like the exposure and just want to play JohnnyFest?

Yeah, but that's not a fair fight, because you have TinyMon with powers,

Yeah, but there's no way we can get there.

Yeah, but this has action.

Yeah, but why would I do that when I was clearly winning?

Yeah, fine, whatever.

Yeah, he doesn't know who we are.

Yeah, he's renting in the 'Bu while his condo's getting reno'd.

Yeah, hold that thought.

Yeah, I don't get in prototypes.

Yeah, I don't get it.

Yeah, I have no idea what you just said.

Yeah, I lied. There's no way that goon is getting this sweet, sweet medal.

Yeah, I need to be nicer to owls.

Yeah, I never say I'm sorry, and you know that,

Yeah, I'm better now.

Yeah, I'm Johnny Test of the Johnny Talent Agency.

Yeah, it's probably my best revenge plan ever,

Yeah, OK. And, uh, here you go.

Yeah, sorry, kid.

Yeah, that might be tough.

Yeah, there's no way I'm climbing up that.

Yeah, they do.

Yeah, this is bad.

Yeah, we gotta get this guy outta here.

Yeah, we still can't fix the sticking in your teeth part.

Yeah, we'll take the cones.

Yeah, we're having "problems."

Yeah, well, it doesn't, Gil.

Yeah, well, Monkeys don't slap.

Yeah, ya think?

Yeah, you guys might want to look at this.

Yeah, you have to get back on the big screen now.

Yeah, you know that's not Johnny.

Yeah!

Yeah! [laughs]

Yeah? And?

Yeah.

Yeah. A small problem.

Yeah. Ha. I'm not saying that.

Yeah. I don't get it.

Yeah. More like sand sinking, and… help!

Yeah. Sorry, Johnny.

Yeah. That alien ship is part of the show…

Yeah. The Mayor's gonna make an announcement.

Yeah. They're going to Bling Bling Island.

Yeah. What should we do about it?

Yeah… I don't think he said that.

Yeah... I don't think so.

Yep, and with Johnny's help, I'm finally free!

Yep, he's totally lost it.

Yep, this has definitely gotten out of hand.

Yep.

Yep. Oh, and you have to say cute stuff no one understands,

Yep. That's it.

Yep. They're OK.

Yes, but that's in your room, which is terrifying,

Yes, but then it wouldn't be free ice cream,

Yes, but this is Daisy's Crazy Corn Maze!

Yes, but… it's not Hawaii!

Yes, Gil. It is a VR game and not real life,

Yes, good sisters, you are in danger!

Yes, he did. Come on!

Yes, he fell through the roof, but he's alert.

Yes, hurry, girls, cos

Yes, I did. I just have to buy it first,

Yes, we've really thought of every possible game scenario

Yes!

Yes! He remembers!

Yes! I found the perfect book.

Yes! I'm bald, but still alive!

Yes! I'm super handsome again!

Yes! It's the last day of school, dog!

Yes! The hair's gone, but…

Yes! We did it!

Yes! We fixed it.

Yes! We invented the perfect microwave popcorn.

Yes! We stopped the head cold virus.

Yes.

Yes. I was the cutest baby ever.

Yes. Johnny, Dukey, prepare to run.

Yes. We all know what a super accelerator does.

Yes. We're winning!

Yes… hmm.

Yet it means nothing to me

Yet painful lesson in manners.

Yo! Can you believe this crazy VR game?

Yo! Cone me.

Yo! You made me drop my meatloaf!

You actually make a very cute cat.

You almost ruined my gift for…

You and Johnny found a crab with a broken claw,

You are evil!

You are in so much trouble, mister!

You are now ultra super platinum grounded!

You can summon Dukey's powers from this app.

You can't get enough of Don and Bobo's Mega Arcade.

You can't kick me off!

You can't put locks and doors on my windows.

You can't stop Johnny Test. Whoo hoo!

You capture the weed whacking psycho and we'll find the remote.

You don't expect me to believe that.

You drove me in a circle?

You drove?

You gave the wrong sounds back to the wrong people.

You get grounded for life.

You get the bone back, because you're a good boy.

You got a better idea?

You gotta help things get back to normal!

You guys have got to hit the buffet…

You guys lose a brother and I lose my best friend?

You have no proof!

You hear that?

You knew he was gonna say that.

You know it!

You know reading is for suckers, right?

You know there were no sunglasses in the 14th century, right?

You know they're coming after us first.

You know what, I like boring. It's my jam.

You know what's not boring?

You know, nothing gets people smiling better than saying "cheese."

You know… an idea like that could revolutionize nutrition.

You led us to a dead end, dark genius.

You like popcorn, right?

You made me a GPS machine to go to fun places,

You mean Pow ool can't do this?

You mean, that's a real weed whacking maniac?

You might want to try that again.

You must pay.

You need to hear today is...

You need to try our latest no stick in your teeth formula.

You picked the thick ones. See?

You realize this is cheating.

You said I could use the construction drones without asking.

You said the only way you'd go to a music festival

You see we're using puppets, right?

You see, silence is the key to reading a book!

You see, the Christmas Dino was all snug in his front yard,

You shouldn't be playing video games inside.

You smushed our ancestor. Classic!

You stole an alien song?!

You suggest it, Alicia, I'll buy it!

You test…

You think you can stop me with one Alicia?

You think you could last in a spooky forest longer than me and Dukey?

You told him it's temporary, right?

You wanna watch me jump 12 buses tonight?

You want everything like it was before, and now appreciate Porkbelly

You want us to give you bird... food?

You want us to turn you into a bird?

You were like, "Why are you peeing all over my home?"

You were literally born to do one thing.

You will with whale sounds!

You, on occasion, can outsmart me, Jonathan,

You! Señor Crabbo, let's go.

You… broke… the… world!

You'll be doing me a favor, officers.

You'll fall in love with it just like we did.

You'll have to go to...

You'll just leave me alone, right?

You'll never get it past me!

You're bringing this up now?

You're gonna get on that motorcycle, aren't you?

You're gonna jump, aren't you?

You're joking, right?

You're negative.

You're our hero, and what the heck happened, man?

You're part greyhound, right?

You're right, Johnny.

You're ruining my best bud best day ever!

You're the best, Johnny.

You're welcome.

You're… You're…

You've got two minutes!

Young man, don't you know

Your armor has tiny jets

Your career is pretty much over.

Your dad's bad word play? Yes.

Your ice cream stealing brother!

Your picture, that is!

Yup, just ask Alicia for anything, and boop!

Yup. But how do we get the hair to the fair?

2,000 miles away.

100 times the normal rate.

…ai… …y y y y y…

[bell jangles] [woman screams]

[feet stomp] Greetings, officers.

Where's Johnny? He took my motorsickle.

["Ode to Joy" continues] [yelps]

[alarm blaring] [computer] Warning.

[alarm blaring] [robotic voices] Paper towel alert…

[alarm blaring] Warehouse alert?

[all scream] [thud]

[all] Is it your light stick? [stick buzzes]

[angels singing] I am loving JohnnyFest!

[baby giggling] [parents speaking gibberish]

[banana splats] OK. Well, bye.

[barking and hissing] [zaps]

[bear roars] [Johnny laughs]

[bear roars] [Johnny shrieks]

[beep] [Johnny] Mr. Black and Mr. White?

[beep] [whoosh]

[beeping] [wrestlers straining]

[beeping] No!

[beeps] [dance music playing]

[beeps] [gears rattling]

[beeps] [whooshes]

[beeps] ♪ Robotic Cosmic ♪

[beeps] What's back crack…?

[beeps] Whoa…!

[bell chimes] ♪ Test! ♪

[bell dings] Did he just ding?

[bell dings] Did you just ding?

[bell dings] This way!

[bell jangles] [rider shrieks]

[bell rings] …for John… [screams]

[bells jingling] [evil voice] No! I win.

[bells jingling] S s sorry, Johnny b b b brah!

[bickering] You are doing it, yes, you are.

[blaster charging] [sisters] Johnny!

[blaster charging] [sisters] No blaster!

[bleats] [thud]

[Bling Bling gasps] Eugene, stop!

[both laugh] Yeah, clowns are freaky, not funny.

[both munch noisily] [both] Butter!

[both scream] Bees!

[both shriek] …if Mr. McCool says

[both yell] [rumbling and cracking]

[bouncer] Ow! Back crack mode, go!

[brakes screech] Whuh oh.

[button beeps] [gears whirring]

[buzz] …is gonna be here tonight!

[cackling] [students cheer]

[camera clicks] Now give us a sad face.

[camera shutter snaps] [sirens wailing]

[cheerful music playing] [sighs]

[cheering] [Mr. Black and Mr. White] Whoa!

[cheering] The crowd goes crazy!

[chuckles] [cuffs snapping]

[click] [wails]

[click] Oh, I hope this is a good thing.

[country music playing] [excited chatter]

[country music playing] [screaming]

[cracking] [shouting]

[crash] [screams]

[crashing on monitor] Is it bad?

[crashing] [cat yowls]

[crashing] [screaming]

[crashing] Oh, crud. They found me.

[crashing] What's he doing out there?

[creature snarls] [owl hoots]

[creature snarls] [all scream]

[crocs roar] [Dukey screams]

[crunch] [screams, grunts]

[Dad] Johnny! [sisters scream]

[dance music playing] [grunting]

[diaper rattling] [baby babbling]

[distant bleating] In the park!

[door bangs] Why is my car in the front yard?

[door clangs] You might want to run now.

[door creaks] [footsteps thud]

[door slams] But I guess today's not the day.

[door slams] Phew!

[doors slam] I mean, wha...?

[dramatic music] [beeps]

[dryer whirring] [humming]

[eagle screeches] [glass shatters]

[El Muscles] Huh? Ohh, that's not good.

[electricity buzzing] [bells jingling]

[electricity buzzing] But… what if there's an earthquake?

[electronic notes playing] [angels singing]

[energy pulsing] [both] Johnny!

[energy whooshing] [crowd gasping]

[engine revs] …for tonight's crash.

[Eugene] The circus!

[evil chuckle] [trap springs]

[explosion] [winner fanfare plays]

[fanfare grinds to a halt] [flies buzz]

[fanfare plays] [Romans booing]

[farts] …gas!

[farts] [shrieks]

[feet screech] [angel choir singing]

[feet screech] Ah, another day in Porkbelly…

[feet screech] Australia belly!

[feet screech] Paree belly!

[foot thuds] Pachyderminator!

[footstep thuds] Hey. Let's all run.

[gasps] It's jumping on Dad's head! [beep]

[gruff voice] How's this? Perfect!

[grunts] [hammer clangs]

[gull cries] [fart sound]

[gun beeps] Nothing can stop me now!

[hair growls] [groans]

[heels screech] [fanfare plays]

[heels screech] This game is so real!

[horns honk] [cameras click]

[horns honking] [whistle blowing]

[horror movie music] Can I have a lick?

[Johnny groans] The hair puns again!

[Johnny gulps] Aww!

[Johnny screams] Not fun!

[Johnny wails] This is one thrilling rescue!

[Johnny's voice] When I think about Talk lower.

[Johnny] Hey! Over here! [kids yelling]

[keys click] [beeping]

[keys click] Let's go together.

[keys click] On it.

[kids shout] [Johnny] Over here!

[kids shriek in distance] [yawns]

[laughing] Ha! Yeah, whoo, bark, bark, bark.

[laughing] Nice touch with that weed whacker guy.

[loud crash] Johnny is now completely fearless!

[loud crashing] [parents] Johnny!

[maniacal laughter] [bleating]

[maniacal laughter] [cuckoo]

[MegaBonBonMon coughs] Yes!

[Mom snores] [whales sing]

[Monkey chitters] Ooh, I know a way.

[music stops] The classic net trap.

[Nero] Halt! [tires screeching]

[novelty horn honks] [screaming]

[paws pounding] [Dukey] I'm not!

[paws screech] Johnny!

[phone rings] [shrieks]

[plaster cracks] [muffled voice] Next!

[playing ragtime] [zaps]

[plunks] [giggles] It tickles.

[pops] Take cover!

[Pow ool] That's it! I'm leaving! No big deal.

[power crackles] Now you can see Gil's!

[power dying] [grunting]

[power surges] It's just a dead end for you.

[power surging] [grunting]

[remote beeps] [bear roars]

[remote beeps] Huh?

[revving] [tires squeal]

[roars] [splats]

[rumbling] [yells]

[rumbling] Gaaaah!

[screaming] Mom, wake up!

[screaming] Darn it! [clang]

[screams] Check that. I'm really scared.

[shrieking] Huh.

[shutter snaps] OK, I'm done savoring.

[sign clangs] [horns honk]

[single string twangs] Perfect!

[sirens blaring] Ugh, fine!

[sisters gasp] [clippers whir]

[sisters scream] I'm such a genius!

[sisters] Done. [buzzing]

[sisters] Johnny! [blaster charging]

[sisters] What? [phone beeping and buzzing]

[sisters] Yes. [zapping]

[smack] …al l l lls!

[smack] Ow!

[smacking] Ow! Ow!

[smacks] Ow!

[smacks] Ow! Hey!

[sniffs] [feet screech]

[sproing] Aah!

[suspenseful music] [loud footstep]

[tail twangs] Follow me!

[theme song plays] No matter what body I'm in,

[thud] [body crashes]

[thud] [bouncer shrieks]

[thud] [General] What a special niiiiight!

[thud] [sisters scream]

[thud] [spikes clang]

[thudding] [toy squeaks]

[thuds] Shh hh hh.

[thuds] Uh oh.

[thunderous rumble] Waah!

[ticking] [clang]

[tires screech] [cameras click]

[tires screech] [horns honk]

[tires squeal] Hey, kid, and really hairy kid!

[tires squealing] [laughing] Whoo hoo!

[tone beeps] Bringing a funky meatloaf song.

[toy squeaks] He dropped it!

[train whistle] [drill whirring]

[trap clicks] [ominous music]

[trap springs] [agents scream] Not fair!

[trap springs] [man screams]

[trap springs] The General is out!

[trumpets] And El Muscles!

[typing] Toy section?

[upbeat music playing] [crowd cheering]

[weed whacker buzzing] …and hide!

[weed whacker buzzing] Here he comes!

[whistles] [drone whirring]

[whooshing] Uh oh.

[workout music pounds] Feel the buns…

[yelps] [thud]

[yipping] Hurrah! My puppy is back!

[zaps] [no sound]

[zaps] [screams]

Aah! [crowd cheering]

Activate BonBonbomb! [beep]

Almost done. [accordion plays]

and all you have is a... [pellet clinks]

and almost died. [both scream]

And best bud extraction, now! [beeps]

And how do I look? Gorgeous.

And yesterday. Hmm…

And... [screams] [crashing and thudding]

Blow up the Earth. Who cares? Nope.

Bok bok bok bok. I like the socks.

Buckle up! [beeps]

But the GP Es Cape is broken. And all we need to fix it is

Buy it back! Hey!

Can I ground them? No. It's the holidays.

Che Not so fast.

Che Stop!

Click it! [clicks]

Come again? [doorbell rings]

Cos the only truly scary thing… [others groan]

Cos we're playing farm! Like when we were small.

Cute? [both] It's the cutest!

Deal. Susan and Mary get usage

Deal. Then ♪ aloha, oh! ♪

Did I forget It's Dog Appreciation Day!

Did I forget to feed you? Hmm mm.

Did I forget your flea medicine? Hmm mm.

Does it always have to be about giving? Yes.

Except that one. [keys click]

Get cool, cheap stuff! Get it right here! Bark, bark!

Good, cos you're coming with me. [Dukey] I hate this plan.

Guard Dog Pose. [snarling]

Hah! Hah! [crowd gasping]

Halt! [tires screech]

Help. [Dukey] We're coming, Johnny!

Hey! [tires screech]

Hey! I meant Gil's dog.

Ho! Ho! Ho! [bells jingle]

Hoo! Hah! [smack]

How? We still have to figure

Huh? Whatever it is, the answer is no.

I don't like this guy. Can I bite him?

I just wanna eat! [crash]

I mean, "woof?" No!

I want some. Nobody shall eat meatloaf,

I'm glad it was you. Thanks, Billy.

Is that long enough? No!

Is that long enough? No.

Is there a problem? No!

Is this even legal? It's unclear.

It's right here! It's right here! Ouch.

Johnny! [ominous chord strikes]

Johnny! What?

Laser hair removal! Activate! [beeps]

No. Bunch?

No. For Mom.

Now you're super triple grounded! [door slams]

Now, construction drone me, sisters! [beep]

Now, fire! Very well.

Now! [roars]

Oh, no. [smack]

Oh, so this is my fault? [others] Yes!

Oh! Aah!

Oh. [sad violin music]

OK, bears are part of the dog family. Not even close.

OK, Mr. Black in Johnny's body. [sheep bleats]

OK. We need a plan. I've got one.

One moment, please. [door slams]

One! Two! Three! [bell dings]

Ooh! I want some. Ooh, me too!

Or me! [blade whirs]

Our Battle Royale begins... now! [fanfare]

Ow! [wheels clanging]

Ow! Get them!

Ow! Sorry. Was that the same toe?

Right here. And what do you mean "nicer sister"?

Ruff. [both] Race you to the slide!

Run, Cat Dog! [screams]

Run, dog! [horn honking continues]

Run. No. eBoard!

Sadder! [camera clicks]

Same boring dog. Same boring

So that means Johnny is a… [bleats]

Stop it. Loaf?

Sure. [feet pound]

The baby ate them! [baby clanks]

The MissilePhant. [trumpets]

The mocking dance, it's too strong. [thud]

The name's Johnny! [Eugene crashes]

The winner! [wild cheering]

Uggh! [thuds]

Uh, check! Not so fast.

Uh… [power surging]

update to the app. [horn toots]

Wait! What did you say?

Wait! Bling Bling brought Gil here? [object whistles through the air]

Wait. The Growerizer… [dramatic music playing]

Watch. [clangs]

We didn't pull the plug. It was you two!

We gotta help him. [sisters] Stop!

We made it! And it's amazing.

What? But this hairy guy's good to go.

What? Come on! Where are you?

Where's Mom? The kitchen.

Who's a good boy? [Dukey, laughing] I am, I am a good boy!

Who's not sure about it? Is it that guy? [audience gasps]

Why can't I control all these Alic [growling]

Ya missed. Oh, and you could do better?

Yard sale! Yard sale here! Bark, bark, bark!

Yeah, so the face app? [car engine starts]

Yeah, thanks! We can take it from here. Double tap!

Yeah! We did it!

Yes! With a C minus.

Yes. [motorcycle revs]

…and binge watched all 300 episodes of Exploding Cakes?

…and I wish we could make a another movie…

…and it's so…

…and who should maybe go to jail.

…and you peed all over the living room!

…Everywhere belly?

…Farmer Daisy's Crazy Corn Maze!

…is how bad I am going to beat you.

...is when we team up and wipe him off the map.

…made me worry for 50 years!

…ments.

…New York belly!

…raaaam!

…the Bungee Ball Slingshot!

...to upgrade my skins and weapons!

…was if Cosmic Robotic was playing.

"Aliens invade." Check!

"All You Need Is Loaf"!

"Big Statue" me is almost as handsome as "Me" me.

"Get torn to shreds," a che

"Give to someone in need today."

"Hey, Monkey. I just stopped by to…"

"Hey, Monkey…"

"Hide'n'Go Seek Until You Die."

"How to Change the Filter on Your De Atomizer."

"I'm sorry."

"Johnny grounded for life"?

"No need to fix this, ladies."

"Robotic Cosmic!"

"Safe ish."

"Uh oh"? No "uh oh." You said it was safe!

"Yes" to it all! Just pull something!

"Yo, this is Johnny Test, your biggest fan…

[♪ "Ode to Joy" ♪]

[accordion plays]

[air dryer blowing]

[air splutters from balloon]

[airlock hisses]

[alarm blaring]

[alarm clock beeps]

[alert blares]

[alerts blaring]

[Alicia beeps] Oh, that feels better,

[Alicia, bubbly] Order stuff now and get, like, 50% off!

[Alicia] Alert! You are out of paper towels.

[Alicia] And getting a call from Johnny now.

[Alicia] Bring up aisle 964.

[Alicia] But I feel like we forgot something.

[Alicia] One last thing, can you hack me into Enormazone Central Command?

[Alicia] Ordered with Enormazone now.

[Alicia] Ordering now.

[Alicia] Ordering on Enormazone.

[Alicia] Susan, Mary, tell Johnny to head to the Alicia storage room.

[Alicia] You know what's really super? The deals at Enormazone now.

[Alicia] Your meatloaf is ready.

[all] Family portrait day.

[all] For late meatballs?

[all] Free Ice Cream Day!

[all] No idea.

[all] No!

[all] Oh, we're so grounded.

[all] OK!

[all] Ow!

[all] To summer vacation!

[all] Yeah!

[angel choir sings]

[angelic choir sings]

[announcer] ¡Qué susto!

[announcer] And El Muscles is El Trapped oh!

[announcer] And trying to destroy El Baddo today,

[announcer] El Baddo does not seem like himself tonight,

[announcer] It's Lucha Mucho Madness time again!

[announcer] It's wild! It's crazy!

[announcer] Live from the Porkbelly Arena,

[announcer] Make that a double cage match!

[announcer] Ooh! El Baddo just got sky flipped.

[announcer] Ooh! It looks like the cage match is now a tag team match.

[announcer] Please welcome tonight's honorable honorees.

[announcer] Surprise, Lucha Mucho Madness fans.

[announcer] We now return to "Dr. Speed, MD".

[announcer] We'll be back

[announcer] With chairs?

[arcade games beeping]

[arrow clunks]

[babbling]

[baby babbling and cooing]

[baby babbling]

[baby crying]

[baby screaming]

[baby talk] Yes, you are such a good boy.

[baby voice] Doggie scary. Doggie scary!

[baby voice] Johnny did it.

[baby] Ahh!

[baby] Goo goo?

[baby] No. Johnny did it.

[backbeat thumping]

[banjo string plucks]

[barker] Welcome to the Porkbelly County Fair!

[beeps faster]

[beeps]

[bell dings]

[Blast] But not for long! BonBon… MuscleMash!

[Blast] Not aga a a in!

[blaster beeping]

[blasting]

[bleats]

[Bling Bling gasps]

[Bling Bling's voice] Hello, Susan. Want to go on a date with… this?

[Bling Bling] Ah!

[Bling Bling] And so am I!

[Bling Bling] Looking for this?

[Bling Bling] Oh, yes, there is!

[Bling Bling] Only three players remain, Johnny Test.

[Bling Bling] The lone survivor will be king of Melee Island.

[Bling Bling] Which means...

[Bling Bling] You're also eliminated

[both continue screaming]

[both growl]

[both laughing]

[both panting]

[both scream and groan]

[both scream]

[both screaming] Help!

[both] And what are you gonna do?

[both] Bee e e es!

[both] Best buds forever!

[both] Boogie Boogie Riot!

[both] Darn it.

[both] Fine.

[both] Fine. What's the plan?

[both] Gil?

[both] Hmm…

[both] How did he get away with that?

[both] How do we look?

[both] I guess you will.

[both] It worked!

[both] It's a tablecloth!

[both] Ten times longer.

[both] That was just a test!

[both] The icy ice pops are shrinking the bruise!

[both] We have a baby?!

[cackles maniacally]

[cackles]

[cackles] Ohh!

[cackling]

[camera clicks]

[camera shutter clicks]

[cameras click]

[car and truck horns blaring]

[cash register cha chings]

[cash register chimes]

[cheerful music playing]

[cheering and applause]

[cheering]

[cheering] Yeah!

[chime sounds]

[chitters]

[choir singing "Ode to Joy"]

[chomping]

[chorus] ♪ Ahhh! ♪

[chuckles awkwardly] Oops.

[chuckles darkly]

[chuckles]

[chuckles] And he's kinda short like Johnny,

[chuckles] Did you see Bling Bling's face

[chuckles] It's like El Baddo is made of steel!

[chuckles] Oh, Jonathan!

[chuckles] This could be a nice spa day after all.

[chuckles] This is going to be so much fun.

[chuckling]

[circuit breakers clang]

[circuits power down]

[clanging]

[clangs]

[clattering]

[clatters]

[claws clang]

[clears throat] Johnny gets three "get out of trouble" cards

[click]

[clicking and whirring]

[clippers clang]

[clown horns toot]

[computer] Asteroid impact in six hours.

[computer] Asteroid impact in two hours.

[cooing]

[coos]

[coughing, gagging]

[coughs] Yeah, we're toast.

[country music playing]

[cracking knuckles]

[cracking]

[crackling and zapping]

[crash]

[Crash] This is the craziest jump I've ever seen!

[Crash] You can breathe, kid.

[crashes]

[crashing]

[creatures shriek]

[crickets chirping]

[crocodile snarling]

[crosswalk alert chirps]

[crowd booing]

[crowd cheering]

[crowd] Lucha! Lucha! Lucha!

[crowd] Riot! Riot! Riot! Riot!

[Dad laughs maniacally]

[Dad yells] The backyard weeds have really come alive!

[Dad] Gaah!

[Dad] Johnny!

[Dad] Looks like Klutterbuck couldn't stand my holiday heat,

[Dad] The bars have a motion sensor.

[Dad] What is it now?

[dance music playing]

[Dark Vegan] Now you can see mine!

[Dark Vegan] Oh, dear.

[Dark Vegan] That kart will be mine!

[darkly] And I see the lab cat is back.

[deep rumbling and rattling]

[deep voice] …right where I want him.

[deep voice] Ah. Oh, yeah. On my way back from downtown.

[deep voice] Evil?

[deep voice] I will get my family back…

[deep voice] Yep. My diaper was full, all right…

[deep, menacing voice] Ho! Ho! Ho!

[deliriously] Snowman… Mocking…

[device voice] Blets do'h to lather.

[device voice] Cook butt my clown.

[device voice] Quick, Johnny. You have to stop her.

[distant Tarzan call]

[distant Tarzan yell]

[distant thudding]

[dog barks]

[dogs barking]

[dogs quivering in fear]

[door alert chimes]

[door creaks]

[door slamming]

[door slams, tires squeal]

[doorbell chimes]

[doorbell rings]

[doorknob rattles]

[dramatic fanfare plays]

[dramatic music playing]

[dramatic music]

[dramatic soundtrack playing]

[dreamily] Susan…

[driver groans]

[drones buzzing]

[drones] Build JohnnyFest!

[drones] Build JohnnyFest! Build JohnnyFest!

[Dukey chuckles]

[Dukey grunts]

[Dukey humming along]

[Dukey muttering] This is never gonna work.

[Dukey sobbing]

[Dukey whimpers]

[Dukey yelps]

[Dukey yelps] What's going on?

[Dukey, laughing] I am! I am a good boy!

[Dukey, shivering] L l let's g g get outta here!

[Dukey's voice] And I don't wanna live with a cat face!

[Dukey's voice] And I rarely see the consequences of my impulsive actions.

[Dukey] ...like a swirly straw!

[Dukey] And when Speed heard we didn't get any candy,

[Dukey] But it's dark! You know I don't like the dark.

[Dukey] Everybody Farts?

[Dukey] Get eaten.

[Dukey] Hmm.

[Dukey] I like this plan!

[Dukey] Outta my way!

[Dukey] The Power of Books.

[Dukey] Um, ha ha, no.

[Dukey] Wait, if you're a dog, what am I?

[Dukey] We gotta stop him!

[echoing] These graphics are so real!

[electric guitar lick]

[electric guitar playing holiday music]

[electricity buzzes]

[electricity buzzing]

[electricity zapping]

[electronic band playing]

[electronic music playing]

[elevator bell dings]

[energetic dance music playing]

[ethereal music playing]

[Eugene] Gotcha!

[Eugene] Shopping!

[evil laughter]

[evil voice] Johnny Test.

[excited chatter]

[exhales happily]

[exploding]

[explosion roars on TV]

[feet pounding]

[feet screech]

[fire crackling]

[footsteps and rustling]

[funky bass line playing]

[game music plays]

[gasp] What is this?

[gasping]

[gasps]

[gasps] How dare you pull the plug on my holiday lights?

[gasps] It said its first word!

[gasps] It's like it's really there!

[gasps] There it is!

[gears whir]

[gears whirring]

[General] It's like they're really here!

[groans] It won't stop growing!

[groans] The drone has scanned the maze 90,000 times,

[groans] What about me?

[growling]

[grunting]

[grunting] Please tell me that crash didn't just turn Johnny fearless again.

[grunts rhythmically]

[grunts]

[guitar lick plays]

[gulping] And this is totally safe?

[gulps]

[gulps] This is fun. This is a lot of fun. [chuckles]

[gulps] Wait till you hear the speech my special agents give me.

[gurgling and bubbling]

[gushing] Aww.

[hands whooshing and snapping]

[Hank Anchorman] The biggest, most important news

[high pitched voices] Yes! It worked! And, uh…

[hinges creak]

[horn honking, tires screeching]

[horns honk]

[horror theme plays]

[huge explosion]

[humming nonchalantly]

[humming video theme song]

[imitating Dukey's chuckle]

[intro music plays]

[jackhammer pounding]

[jet packs whoosh]

[Johnny and Dukey screaming] Help!

[Johnny bleats]

[Johnny panting]

[Johnny screams]

[Johnny's voice] Feels weird. But ooh… Johnny feels tall.

[Johnny's voice] Look at me, I like steaks and coffee.

[Johnny's voice] We gotta get that phone back, cos I don't wanna live in a cage.

[Johnny] A holiday light fight.

[Johnny] Almost there…

[Johnny] Bare feet, tattered clothes,

[Johnny] But, Dad! The Porkchella Music Festival is next week,

[Johnny] Do something!

[Johnny] Dog E Mon! Slobber Tongue Attack!

[Johnny] Hel l l lp!

[Johnny] Hello, sisters that I love.

[Johnny] Help!

[Johnny] Hmm?

[Johnny] I'll take one.

[Johnny] Is it you? Yes, it is you!

[Johnny] Is that the best you've got?

[Johnny] It's a fish nado! Take cover!

[Johnny] Just act like a box!

[Johnny] Like, cancel the paper towel order?

[Johnny] Mmph!

[Johnny] No, cos we're hiding in a bush.

[Johnny] OK, new new plan.

[Johnny] Or the time I tattooed the "Three Rules of Speed" on my arm.

[Johnny] Relax.

[Johnny] School... speeding traffic... red light...

[Johnny] The classic pit trap.

[Johnny] Then you're not going to California,

[Johnny] Think again, Eugene.

[Johnny] Ugly. Uglier.

[Johnny] We gotta go!

[Johnny] What?

[Jorf] Let this be a lesson for you, kid.

[Jorf] You think you can hide from me?

[juddering screams]

[keys click]

[kids scream]

[kitty shrieks]

[latch clicks]

[laughing maniacally]

[laughing]

[laughing] Yeah!

[laughs]

[laughs] Classic Johnny.

[laughs] Is that all?

[laughs] It is me,

[laughs] My Susan, this isn't cheating.

[laughter]

[librarian] Shh hh hh!

[librarian] Shh!

[light switch clicks]

[lobster's feet click]

[loud munch]

[loud thud]

[low voice] When I think about the General

[man] Get this off of me.

[man] Um… still smushed here.

[man] We said we wanted to be on bikes with birds around us.

[man] You're the worst!

[maniacal cackling]

[maniacal laughter]

[Mary] And it comes pre loaded with faces from all over Porkbelly.

[Mary] Connecting to his auditory and optical systems, and...

[Mary] How to Build a Noise Canceling Sonic Suppressor: for Dum Dums.

[Mary] The Science and Engineering of Villain Transportation.

[Mary] They're cranial antibodies.

[Mary] We've created a follicle enhancing mousse

[Mary] With a secret bookmobile.

[microphone feedback]

[microphone feeds back]

[mimics Speed] Trick or treat, and it better be a treat,

[mocking] "I was just sayin', I was just sayin'."

[Mom muttering] Uh… is everything OK?

[Mom] "The inventor of meatloaf and his best dog friend."

[Mom] Boy, it's sure been a week.

[Mom] Hurry up, girls!

[Mom] Johnny!

[Mom] Morning, kids.

[Mom] No, Pow ool, please don't leave!

[Monkey screeches]

[motor roars, Dukey yelps]

[Mr. Black] When we happened upon the flyest groove in the galaxy.

[Mr. Mittens] Lobster?! Don't even think about eating me, bud!

[Mr. Mittens] Oh, he missed!

[Mr. Mittens] Too late, losers!

[Mr. Mittens] Unbelievable!

[Mr. White] He'll be fine.

[Mr. White] Sure.

[muffled shouting]

[mumbling] Where to next?

[munching]

[music box playing]

[music slows and stops]

[music stops]

[narrator] But now his time is up, and the mansions are gone.

[narrator] He was Hollywood's most famous and fuzziest sidekick,

[narrator] His movies and movie trailers have been watched by millions,

[needle scratches record]

[no audio]

[no sound]

[noises stop]

[noisy munching]

[normal voice] ...test and not go to summer school!

[normal voice] Hey, what's all this?

[object whistles through the air]

[ominous chord strikes]

[ominous chords playing]

[ominous chords striking]

[ominous electronic tones playing]

[ominous music plays]

[orchestra plays]

[owl hoots in distance]

[owl squawks]

[panicked shouting]

[panting]

[panting] Get in the house, Johnny!

[panting] Hey, lady! I need that picnic basket back.

[panting] This revenging…

[pants squeak]

[pants]

[pants] It's just one more turn!

[parents] …Rome!

[parents] Aww!

[peaceful music playing]

[percussive action theme plays]

[pfft]

[phone rings]

[piano honking]

[piano playing ragtime]

[pings]

[playing electronic house music]

[playing ragtime]

[popping]

[Pow ool shouting] Time's up! Pow ool is out of here!

[Pow ool] Do you have any aloe vera?

[quietly] Get me out of here.

[rapid snipping]

[rattling]

[ray spluttering]

[recorded voice] Ho! Ho! Ho!

[revving]

[roaring]

[roars weakly]

[roars]

[robotic voice] But none of you can defeat Dark Vegan,

[robotic voice] We are Cosmic Robotic.

[robotic voices] Christmas Battle Dino complete.

[robotically] …a superstar pop duo.

[robotically] Uh, we're gonna take a short break…

[rock lick plays]

[Romans] Loaf! Loaf! Loaf! Loaf!

[rumbling]

[sad music playing]

[sad music]

[scoffs] Oh, pfft. I wouldn't be much of an evil villain

[screaming]

[screaming] A talking dog!

[screaming] Get it off! Get it off!

[screams]

[screams] …again!

[screams] He's gonna eliminate Mom and Dad!

[screams] li i i ight!

[screams] Ow!

[screams] Wait a minute.

[screeches]

[screeching halt]

[screwdriver whirring]

[shouting over engine noise] It's our plan to save you!

[shrieking]

[shrieks]

[sighs] All alone again without a best bud.

[sighs] Blah blah blabbity blah blah. Eliminated!

[sighs] I never give up, Dukey.

[sighs] I wonder if he ever cooked a meatloaf?

[sighs] If you'll excuse me, I've got to get ready…

[sighs] This place gets me, and not one human stopped us.

[siren blaring]

[siren wails]

[sirens wailing]

[sister 2] And what did he do?

[sister yelps] We can't take this picture looking like giant hairballs!

[sister] One of you, press the red button to turn on the Lipid Layer Phaser Beam.

[sister] Where did he go?

[sisters and Dukey making baby talk]

[sisters groan]

[sisters scream]

[sisters scream] Another head cold virus!

[sisters sigh]

[sisters] Cos when the Tests stand together, there's no failing!

[sisters] Don't ruin our Roman holiday, Johnny.

[sisters] Hit the shrink ray!

[sisters] How was your trip, little brother?

[sisters] I knew we forgot something!

[sisters] Johnny! Have you seen our new baby brother?

[sisters] Not again!

[sisters] Now!

[sisters] Oh, right.

[sisters] OK, give us your best happy face.

[sisters] OK, what is it?

[sisters] Pretty much.

[sisters] So, that's why you said "yes" to JohnnyFest!

[sisters] Subtle.

[sisters] They definitely need to chill.

[sisters] To Rome!

[sisters] Uh oh.

[sisters] Way ahead of you, little brother.

[sisters] We're such geniuses!

[sisters] We're such geniuses.

[sisters] What?

[sisters] What's so "aww"?

[sisters] Yeah… sure.

[slamming, whirring, clanging]

[slams]

[slavering]

[slurping]

[sniffs] I can smell it, but I can't reach it.

[sniffs] It's more like pepper jellies and pumpkin poppers.

[snores]

[snorting] Anyway, do you like guacamole?

[sobs]

[Spaceman] OK, so Johnny can be really annoying, and so can his sisters, so...

[Spaceman] Well, well! It looks like we're finally going to eliminate Johnny Test.

[sparks zapping]

[Speed] ♪ Just a minute ♪

[Speed] So it's you and me

[strains] Yes! I'm back in the game, and…

[strumming quick triplets]

[strums sad chord]

[suctioning]

[suit powering down]

[Susan] A library card.

[Susan] Behold the Chillax o Chair,

[Susan] Financial Strategies to Build a Fortune,

[Susan] Forget it, Johnny.

[Susan] Get him!

[Susan] Guys. You can jet escape upward

[Susan] Johnny, press the right abdominal pad,

[Susan] OK. Evil brain bruise in sight.

[Susan] There's the remote!

[Susan] Whoa! It's some kind of secret book themed villain lair.

[suspenseful music playing]

[sweetly] Johnny…

[swords clang]

[Tarzan call]

[teahouse clattering]

[Testivus] Ah, my meatballs got squished.

[Testivus] And a please hurry.

[Testivus] Do you think your brother delivered my meatballs?

[Testivus] He's a the worst.

[Testivus] Please… I have to deliver meatballs to Emperor Nero.

[theme song playing]

[theme song stops]

[thud]

[thudding]

[thuds]

[tires squeal]

[together] Not a chance.

[toilet flushes]

[tone beeps]

[tone beeps] I'll need more information.

[toy bell jingling]

[traffic honking]

[translation warbling]

[translator] No. He never said that.

[translator] One minute until total core implosion

[translator] Sausage is bears.

[translator] Tasty. We feel better now.

[translator] That dog ate out of my cat box.

[translator] You stole our "I'm Really, Really Sorry" song, too?

[translator] You stole our music.

[translator] You stole our song.

[upbeat holiday music playing]

[upbeat music playing]

[upbeat music]

[virus groans]

[voice in distance] Ho! Ho! Ho!

[voice muffled] You know what they always say?

[wails]

[wails] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Wah!

[wheezes] …is tiring,

[wheezing] Well…

[whirring]

[whispers] Dude, you just invented meatloaf.

[woman screams on video]

[woman shrieks]

[woman] You're the worst!

[yawning]

[yawns]

[yells]

[yells] Great!

[yells] I'm not sure what those are,

[yelping]

[yelps]

[yelps] No time! Just get in the lab!

[yelps] Scary scarecrow!

[yelps] Talking marshmallow eating dog?

[yowling and barking]

[zapping and crackling]

[zapping and popping]

[zapping]

♪ a maze ing! ♪

♪ Ah bah da bah Bah da rit doo, dit dot doo… ♪

♪ Aloha… yay! ♪

♪ boring! ♪

♪ Da da doo Da da dee dee doo da ♪

♪ Dah dah dah doo doo doo ♪

♪ Dah dah dah, mm, mm, mm ♪

♪ Do boo bee boo bover…♪

♪ Do doo doo doo dowel ♪

♪ Do doo doo doo, doo doo doo dall ♪

♪ Doodly dee doo goo gouse ♪

♪ Doot de doo doo doo ♪

♪ He's action packed and sister charged And Dukey dogged for living large ♪

♪ I love to live in Porkbelly ♪

♪ I've got the mean sisters Who don't love me blues ♪

♪ If you're hungry and you're cranky Then it's time for meatloaf ♪

♪ In triple cloning T Rexing Royal throning Johnny X ing ♪

♪ It's simply a maze ing! ♪

♪ J J J J Johnny ♪

♪ J J J Johnny ♪

♪ J J Johnny Test! ♪

♪ Johnny Test! ♪

♪ Let's sell the world some paper towels ♪

♪ No better place to be ♪

♪ No one is allowed in my warehouse! ♪

♪ Or join us while we sing ♪

♪ Robotic Cosmic ♪

♪ So climb our highest mountain ♪

♪ So climb our highest mountain Or join us while we sing ♪

♪ So put the loaf in the pan And the pan in the… ♪

♪ Test! ♪

♪ The teahouse time machine we go! ♪

♪ There's no better home than Porkbelly ♪

♪ They're so mean, they're the meaniest Mean mean mean… ♪

♪ Time to sit in my command ball ♪

♪ Where guys and gals do all they can To live in harmony! ♪

♪ Where guys and girls Do all they can to live in harmony ♪

♪ You never know what's coming next Cos it's J J J J Johnny Test! ♪

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Johnny Test (2021) - Season 1
Johnny Test (2021) - Season 1 is an animated television show that follows the adventures of a young boy named Johnny and his genius twin sisters, Susan and Mary. The show was created for children and first aired in 2021. The main cast of Johnny Test (2021) - Season 1 includes: 1. Johnny Test - Voiced by James Arnold Taylor: Johnny is a fearless and mischievous 11-year-old boy who loves to test out his sisters' scientific inventions. With his loyal dog, Dukey, by his side, Johnny embarks on thrilling and often comedic adventures. 2. Susan Test - Voiced by Maryke Hendrikse: Susan is one of Johnny's twin sisters and a brilliant scientist. She is always ready to whip up a new invention and is incredibly intelligent, though sometimes a little too serious. 3. Mary Test - Voiced by Brittney Wilson: Mary is Johnny's other twin sister, and like her sister Susan, she is a scientific whiz. Mary is more carefree and adventurous, often joining Johnny in his crazy escapades. 4. Dukey - Voiced by Louis Chirillo: Dukey is Johnny's energetic and talking pet dog. Thanks to Susan and Mary's inventions, Dukey has gained the ability to speak and even walk on two legs. He often serves as Johnny's partner in crime and voice of reason. 5. Hugh Test - Voiced by Ian James Corlett: Hugh is Johnny's well-meaning but somewhat clueless father. He often finds himself caught up in Johnny's wild experiments and mishaps, but always does his best to be a supportive parent. 6. Lila Test - Voiced by Kathleen Barr: Lila is Johnny's caring and loving mother. She sometimes struggles to keep up with the chaos caused by her son's experiments but remains patient and understanding. Throughout Johnny Test (2021) - Season 1, viewers are treated to a whirlwind of exciting adventures as Johnny puts his sisters' inventions to the test. From shrinking devices to time machines, Johnny and his trusty sidekick Dukey encounter all sorts of zany situations that keep young audiences entertained and craving more. In addition to the humorous and action-packed storylines, Johnny Test (2021) - Season 1 also boasts a catchy and vibrant soundtrack that perfectly complements the show's energetic vibe. Fans of the series can play and download these sounds to enjoy the music and memorable tunes at any time. With its lively animation style, compelling characters, and captivating plotlines, Johnny Test (2021) - Season 1 is a wonderful addition to the world of children's entertainment. It offers an exciting and humorous escape for young viewers, showcasing the importance of creativity, teamwork, and family bonds. Whether Johnny is taking on school bullies with his sisters' inventions or getting into trouble with the neighborhood powerpuff girls, there is never a dull moment in Johnny Test's world. Each episode of Johnny Test (2021) - Season 1 brings a new adventure and valuable life lessons for its young audience to enjoy. So, if you're looking for a fun and adventurous television show that will keep kids entertained, Johnny Test (2021) - Season 1 is definitely worth checking out. Don't forget to play and download the soundtrack to continue the excitement even when the show is over.
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