Reservation Dogs - Season 1 Edit

A bad day.

A batch of legal marijuana

A crazy person‐‐

A curse?

A detective, really, but I guess you got to start at the bottom,

A funny thing about time, though.

A good place to live, and, uh...

A hard‐core rapper would wear?

A lawyer dad or a doctor dad?

A medicine man or a wizard.

A million things you wouldn't even understand.

A teen.

A two‐dicked copper sculpture?

A warrior has to take a beating sometimes.

A while, right?

About that. Oh, wait. Wait, wait, wait for me. Wait for me.

About three, four years ago.

Acapulco Gold is some badass weed."

Accidentally shooting yourself in the face.

Actually had to hassle a lot for the insurance rates.

Actually, I got jumped.

After Dream a Little Dream,

After med school, I made a goal to...

Again.

Ah, i‐it's a crazy job, all right.

Ah, the heat was too hot in town.

Ah, very cool.

Ah! Told you.

Ah.

Ah. I do.

Aho, aho, aho.

Aho, then.

Aho!

Aho!

Aho! Young Warrior.

Aho.

Aho.

Aho.

Aho.

Aho.

Aho. Uh, Crazy Hair, good to see you.

Aho. Wassup, Big Baby Boy?

Aim for the back of the head and it's lights out.

Ain't no flamingo.

All around this area here.

All emotional.

All I do is smoke.

All my customers are happy.

All right, buddy.

All right, fuck it.

All right, girl. I need to tell you something.

All right, let's get her out of there.

All right, man, I'll hit you back soon.

All right, okay, just...

All right, that's her.

All right, then. Leave it.

All right, well, he's a Lakota warrior

All right, you're all set.

All right?

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. (sighs)

All right. Ansel.

All right. Boom.

All right. Buckle up.

All right. Bye.

All right. Do your thing.

All right. Got to get rid of the evidence.

All right. I'm down.

All right. This is it.

All right. Toilet.

All right. You be good, boy. I will.

All right. You okay? Yeah.

All righty.

All the way down to where those...

All their subsequent movies went straight to video.

All‐Indian band. It's the only tape I play.

Also, aim for the back of the head.

Alternatives.

Although I am tempted.

Always be ready.

Always wanted to go.

An old snagging song.

And at the end of the day,

And do fucking what, man?

And ever since Daniel's been gone...

And fuck them. We don't fucking need to do that.

And get that taken care of, little man.

And get the fuck out of here sooner.

And grab me some cigarettes.

And he will not be welcome here.

And I accidentally went into the women's society lodge.

And I clean my rifle thoroughly.

And I heard Auntie Bent got rocks in her mailbox.

And I moved out here.

And I remember I had one tear

And I still have no idea why we're gonna go look for him.

And I'm Madmartigan.

And I'm tough, too. So I heard.

And if my math's correct,

And if you want him in your life,

And in that moment,

And is that motherfucking bacon I smell?

And left on the side of the road.

And life take a different turn.

And maybe I'll give you a tank of gas

And my friends.

And my pronouns are he, him and his.

And my toes are black.

And never see them. You know, like your dad.

And now I'm meant to travel the spirit world,

And now we're gonna go there and you're gonna mooch off me

And on three, we'll give her a pull.

And seeing how everyone else's life's so fucked‐up around here

And send some money to your son?

And so I'm here.

And so we had to take something from you in return.

And so, once the people are all into it...

And Sonics.

And squirts all over my face.

And telling me you want your money back.

And that caring heart.

And that girl tried to holler at me?

And that is not your fault.

And the bad guy gang's gon' get you.

And the graffiti.

And the shit I saw in there...

And then I grab here.

And then you're supposed to remember something.

And there hasn't been any, like, you know,

And they asked me what y'all gang name was.

And they been looking for y'all.

And they deserve all the happiness in the world.

And they said, "Hey, you know that young warrior?

And they talking about taking my foot off,

And they were looking right at me and they were glowing.

And this is stolen.

And this is where we eat.

And took the land.

And two cops.

And we also fixed your rearview mirror.

And we can make backstrap tonight?

And we'll be sure not to show up.

And we'll slow it down on Sunday

And whatever they get, they deserve.

And when she move here, they initiated her cousins.

And when was the last time you got worked?

And you can ride your bike and...

And you can't stop thinking of the fact

And you don't have a butler.

And you failed three times before?

And you got mustard on your face.

And you got right back up. Yeah, you did.

And you guys can just go ahead and drive it on out of here.

And you smashed through the windshield?

And you'll never, ever have to see me again.

And you're all just kids.

And your mirrors are all dirty.

And‐and they'll buy three rounds for everybody.

And, deep down, you know it.

And, girl, you can't fail again.

And, no, I'm not depressed, either.

And, uh, Donell over there‐‐

And, uh, Elora, could you get, like, utensils, paper plates?

And, uh, good luck out in California.

And, uh, he's also got backstrap for y'all.

And, uh, she's Elora Danan.

And, uh, well, I told Big that you two

And, uh, you know... How about we split up right now?

And, uh...

And, you know, it might interest you to know

And... couple years ago, some Texas ranchers bought it.

And... y‐you shouldn't either.

Ansel said you're good thieves.

ANSEL: I thought it was "hakuna matata."

Any other deer will do fine. I don't care about Chunk!

Anybody got anything else they want to share?

Anyone follow you?

Anyone we can call?

Anything you want. Chips and dip.

Anyway, just, uh,

Anyway, take it away. Mvto.

Anyways, what's new?

Anyways, you're doing good stuff out there.

Anyways, your ancestors, they came to me

Apparently it was full of chips. Damn truck

Archery is my preferred method.

Are just jealous, man.

Are moving to California really soon.

Are they crying?

Are y'all more spirits?

Are you Crazy Horse

Are you fucking serious?

Are you gonna teach us how to scrap or what?

Are you implying that I should fight the bad guy gang?

Are you mad at me?

Are you Navajo or Inuit?

Are you okay?

Aren't you the eye doctor?

Around the globe is plastic?

As an elder. You got your‐your grandpersons here.

As for the feathers, I just love Indians.

As long as you don't mind the cheap stuff.

Ashamed to show my face.

Assistance in the optometry?

At least I'm going for the right reasons, man.

At least in the city we had shit to do.

At Ol' Muggy's Bar. Ten people.

At the motel. Okay, all right, thank you.

At, at IHS on Mondays.

Au revoir, as they say in Germany.

AUNTIE B: Pay up, cvpon.

AUNTIE B: What, y'all don't like it?

Auntie, settle down.

Aw, don't worry about it.

Aw, fuck, just 'cause I'm not going

Aw, fuck. Goddamn it.

Aw, man.

Aw, never mind. It's not that big a deal.

Aw, shit, these guys. Goddamn it.

Aw, somebody must have picked her up.

Backstrap is like bars of gold around here.

Backstraps.

Bad about what?

Bada boom, bada bang.

Bags? A day?

BARTENDER: You've got shit on your face.

BEAR Damn.

Bear man. (chuckles)

Bear Smallhill in the house.

Bear Smallhill?

Bear was right.

Bear, hey, we don't have to do this; we could fucking leave.

Bear, pee outside.

BEAR: Cleo's catfish is life. Look at that.

BEAR: Daniel?

BEAR: Elora, come on. I didn't mean it...

BEAR: Fuck off.

BEAR: Get this shit off of me, man.

BEAR: Hello? Oh, it's on.

BEAR: Hey, yo, look, it's those fuckers' car.

BEAR: How'd you even get their hair

BEAR: I don't know.

BEAR: If you're such a warrior,

BEAR: Just all the crimes we do, you know?

BEAR: Let's go, let's go, let's go. Put your seat belt on.

BEAR: Okay.

BEAR: What do you mean?

BEAR: Where are you taking us, bro?

BEAR: Yeah, Elora,

BEAR: Yeah, yeah, I see that, but, like,

BEAR: Yeah.

BEAR: You didn't say anything. Are you okay?

Bear?

Bear. Language.

Because it warded off disease and bad spirits, right?

Because, you know, him and his horse fell in a gopher hole.

Become a shitass.

Beer and backstrap? Sounds like a party to me.

Before it's too late. Fuck.

Before they died and after.

Being a warrior is not always easy.

Being involved with stealing road signs. That's why.

Best in town.

Bet you're glad you don't have to see him ever again.

Better go to the clinic.

Better not hear you're buying those black‐market.

Better protect our homes, man.

BEV: Bear Smallhill, report to reception.

BEV: Oh. Let's...

Big and his videos.

BIG: (chuckles) Pretty funny, guys.

BIG: Aho.

BIG: All the steaks were stolen over at Paterson's Grocery.

BIG: Bucky, you know, this truck was called in stolen.

BIG: Had him right in my...

BIG: Hmm.

BIG: Huh.

BIG: I've seen a lot of things you can't explain, boy.

BIG: It looks real. Mm.

BIG: Mmm.

BIG: Ooh. Oh, shit.

BIG: There's no toilet paper!

Bigfoot is a spirit.

Bitch, I'm not scared of you.

Bitch! (laughs)

Blackstraps.

BOBSON: Look at this piece of shit.

BOBSON: Postoak.

BOBSON: Well, you always bring a gun to a gunfight.

BOBSON: You're about to hit that damn car.

Body of Christ?

Both cut down in the prime of their life.

Boy needs a dad.

Brand‐new radio in it.

Breathe.

Broad daylight.

Broke. Look at this.

Brothers.

Brought you one.

Brown, greasy and hot.

Brownie, what is wrong with you?

BROWNIE: You mean like bad luck medicine?

Bucky.

Bucky.

Bucky's a good one.

Bugs flying in my hair! I'm tired of this shit!

Bulldog!

Bullshit, man, we have money.

Bullshit! I didn't cry.

Bullshit.

Burns right.

Busted my nose.

Busted my nose.

But be careful.

But don't worry, we're gonna get you out there, man.

But for real, though, how old is he now?

But for real, though.

But for this year's anti‐diabetes wellness fair

But he didn't. He died.

But he is not a father and he never will be.

But he says I shouldn't do that.

But he was raised by my grandma for a while.

But I brought my nieces and nephew,

But I could've knocked out 40 people.

But I don't have any diseases.

But I don't know if my dad is that into pickles.

But I don't think he's like

But I don't... I don't care.

But I go with "hello."

But I know those kids ain't as serious as you.

But if I don't stay there, I don't pay there.

But if you don't want to deal with this anymore,

But if you say you saw a trail cam,

But it could be worse.

But it's actually okay.

But it's cool. We'll talk about it in the car or something.

But it's fun here. There's things to do here.

But it's kind of a crazy job.

But it's Monopoly night with my uncle, so,

But maybe the meth heads

But maybe,

But me and Bethany‐‐ we got this idea, see. We could

But my great‐grandfather sold it sometime in the '30s,

But so was your nephew. I mean, just hear me out.

But that doesn't really matter.

But they were good to my cousin Daniel, too.

But this is up to you, okay?

But you can't tell nobody.

But you don't put it in the trunk.

But you gotta take me to town to sell my weed.

But you guys can come if you want.

But you live to fight again.

But you were talking to someone who jumped me, man.

But you're not bad.

But, sadly,

But, shit, it's too late now, man.

But, uh, I'm gonna go get checked in, all right?

But, uh...

But, um...

But, well, we need your help.

But, yeah, we, uh, we tried to get Rodney not to drive.

But, yeah, you probably should've ran.

But, you know, if you need to leave,

But...

But... patients only.

Buy it back.

By a set of identical twin girls?

By dividing the number

By the cockfighting ring.

California, here we come.

California! Aho! Yeah!

California?

Call it Redbone 2.

Calm down.

Can I get everyone's attention?

Can I get some water?

Can I help you?

Can I help you? I don't want any trouble.

Can I help you? Uncle.

Can I use the restroom?

Can you give me any fighting tips?

Can you not tell my mom?

Can't control everything.

Can't tell if it's broke or not.

Can't wait to leave this stupid place in the dust.

Can't you just call her?

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Careful? How about go fuck yourself.

Carnegie? Western Oklahoma, right?

CASHIER: How old is he?

Casino.

Casino. Part of my heart just broke

Cause I ain't no fool, fool.

Charley Johnson.

Check that out. That's some good‐ass weed.

Checking on you.

CHEESE (over P. A.): Pull over or you're gonna get shot.

Cheese got shot in the head the other day.

Cheese, bro, do that one...

Cheese, shut up.

CHEESE: Can I be Mr. Camouflage?

CHEESE: I bet I‐I could do that.

CHEESE: It's a slow‐speed pursuit now.

CHEESE: Might have lost a few bags.

China?

Christ, kid.

Chubs called in sick.

Chukogee doesn't mean "great white warrior."

Chukogee.

Chunk's still out there. Did you know that?

Claims he saw the Deer Lady

Come clean your room!

Come here, kid.

Come here, you fuckers.

Come here.

Come in.

Come in. Sit next to me.

Come on in. Come on.

Come on, dance.

Come on, let's go.

Come on, she's too scary, bro.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. (clicks tongue)

Come on. My mom works here.

Coming in, they'd get you a better fucking cruiser.

Congratulations on getting your license,

Congratulations, you two. Shit, I remember

Cookie gave you that smile, too.

Cool vigilantes.

Cool.

Cool.

Cool. Sup, guys? This is my hideout.

Cooler.

Copper is not our forte,

Copper sculptures.

Cordial? You put my nephew in the hospital!

Could you make a microphone?

Couldn't stop it.

Couple days later,

Cousin.

Crazy Hair! (yelping)

Creator told me,

Crosshairs.

Custer wishes he would've ran.

Custer.

Cvpon, when you finish that drawing,

Cvponies. (chuckles)

Damn it. Am I clear over there?

Damn, I'm just fucking with you.

Damn, man, you really bailing out today?

Damn, man.

Damn, man. What are you doing here?

Damn, this is good.

Damn, why you always acting like that?

Damn, y'all talking about me at Red Lobster?

Damn!

Damn.

Damn. Okay.

Damn. That's a lot of stuff.

Daniel couldn't even grow a mustache.

Daniel wanted to leave.

Daniel, hey. Let's go for a walk.

Daniel, I brought you catfish.

Daniel, what are you doing?

DANIEL: Got to.

Daniel.

Daniel. Shitass.

Danny Bighead said you cried.

Dear, you must try the lemonade.

DEEJAY: Hey, everyone out there in Indian Territory, Oklahoma.

Deer Lady ain't been seen

Definite criminal activity.

Depression affects one in five Native Americans?

Detractors claim it's impossible

Dickhead!

Did a line of meth that night.

Did he use a blinker?

Did I fail him?

Did you check yours? Yes. Sko.

Did you clean your rifle? Ugh. Yep.

Did you ever find out who took that chip truck?

Did you finally snag yourself a doctor dad?

Did you know she liked to smash white guys like hotcakes?

Did you know that 73% of beach litter

Did you really fucking say that? Are you kidding me?

Did you see all the chemicals on this label?

Did you see anything?

Did you tell your mom?

Did you text her?

Did you try going to the bathroom?

Didn't ask.

Didn't it?

Didn't see that one coming.

Didn't want to say anything till the ink dried,

Didn't you know there was a tornado?

Didn't you say he was, like, tradish or something?

Dinner for two at the casino buffet?

DISPATCHER: Head over to Village 2.

DISPATCHER: Say, Big, keep an eye out

Do all the work?

Do it for the..." I was like... (scoffs)

Do it right and I can make the tornado

Do me a favor, Bucky.

Do you know how many Indians didn't correct me?

Do you know how many people I told that to?

Do you know the Texas ranchers? No.

Do you know what happened to her?

Do you know what I do?

Do you need any help? No, no, I'm pretty much done.

Do you really want to kill your old best friend?"

Do you swerve if a little animal

Doesn't like him eating off the Blue Willow, so...

Doesn't mean you got to act like that.

Don't even say you're sorry right now.

Don't forget, this weekend,

Don't get me wrong. I love the Native American people.

Don't let 'em cut your foot off.

Don't make it less real. Eh?

Don't mess with bad medicine.

Don't want to sound like

Don't y'all feel bad?

Don't you have some bad guys to chase?

Don't you lay that on me.

Don't you think it's time we find you, like,

Don't. He could probably use the work.

Don't... Look, don't freak out on me, now, all right?

Down at the end of the village?

Drive us there.

Driver's test.

Eat shit.

Eh, I stole that off some meth heads.

Either that or... watch me get my ass kicked.

Elora Danan Postoak?

Elora Danan?

Elora Danan?

ELORA: Anything?

ELORA: Come on, come on, come on, come on. Willie J‐J...

ELORA: Fuck is that?

ELORA: Fuck you mean, "leader"? (laughs)

ELORA: Fuck!

ELORA: He's not a shape‐shifter.

ELORA: Hey.

ELORA: Maybe they're looking for you.

ELORA: Oh, okay, uh,

ELORA: Okay, we should try and spend

ELORA: Pretty sure.

ELORA: Uh...

ELORA: Uncle Brownie!

ELORA: Wait, you brought a gun.

ELORA: What are we doing here?

Ended up letting him stay on the property

Energy drink.

Enjoy your life, young 'uns.

Estonko.

Even if it's a cute little puppy, you send

Even if you're not.

Even though I wasn't her blood brother.

Even though they worked together many times

Every Friday, we have paintball wars at the paintball spot.

Every Rez Dog for themself.

Every single year we come out here.

Everybody sticks to themselves.

Everyone wants to leave to California, but...

Everything I want is here. My family, my friends.

Everything in the city is better.

Everything you said about all the stuff

Everything's still here.

Exactly. I would have still been home.

Excuse me, I was looking for, uh...

Excuse me!

Excuse me!

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Extra tartar sauce.

Fair and square? Elora, we stole a goddamn truck.

Falling down my cheek really slow.

Falls on the same day every year.

Feels like we're lost right now, man.

Few weeks before muzzleloader season...

Fight evil.

Fighting bad guys like Big here, you know?

Finally found it. Man, I buried that 15 years ago.

Finally going to California today.

Finally stoo‐ing dis.

Find lost souls like you.

Find your own trash can.

Fine, you've got a deal.

First off, don't fucking spy on me.

Fixing things before you even knew they went wrong.

Flaming Flamers.

For "'tis a good day to die."

For a baby blue pickup. Got a call it's stolen

For a five‐mile radius.

For my son.

For real?

For real? That soon?

For what?

For when my dad gets here.

For, fuck, like, three years?

Fought about it.

Four is a sacred number.

From '72.

From the diabetes we gave him. What if we're the bad guys here?

From the top.

From time to time.

From two years ago. Found it in the freezer.

Fuck are you talking about?

Fuck bitches, get money.

Fuck it. Today's a very special day today.

Fuck Punkin. Get his ass fired.

Fuck that tweaker.

Fuck that.

Fuck that. I ain't giving shit back.

Fuck this town, Bear.

Fuck this.

Fuck yeah, man. Come on, come on, play that shit.

Fuck yeah.

Fuck yes.

Fuck you mean?

Fuck you say?

Fuck you, Bear.

Fuck you, too.

Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!

Fuck, Big. You still rolling around in that grandma car?

Fuck, Bucky, I just seen you driving.

Fuck, Bucky. You're lucky

Fuck, I really hated him.

Fuck, it looks like they have bugs, too.

Fuck, little man. Something came up.

Fuck, man, I'm sorry.

Fuck, man, you and your fucking dad, shit.

Fuck, man! Geez.

Fuck, maybe they'll give it back.

Fuck, that's gross.

Fuck, you seen my clothes?

Fuck, you're lucky.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck. Good. All right.

Fuck. Skoden.

Fuck. Sorry, man.

Fucker didn't even want to listen to me.

Fucker. Playing Lord of the Rings

Fuckin' Rez Dogs.

Fuckin' scare Chunk away.

Fucking lined him up, shot him straight through the heart.

Fucking meth head zombie apocalypse.

Fucking rolled over and squashed me.

Fucking skoden.

Fucking thinking about him?

Fucking wish, man.

Full of chips.

Garrett Bobson, as I live and breathe.

Gee, I don't know. Can't hold on to anything.

Get in here. Shit!

Get in this chick magnet ride, baby.

Get in.

Get it? 'Cause I... Cue.

Get out of here.

Get out of here. I got work to do.

Get some, then. Fuck.

Get, like, a brain injury.

Getting crazy out here.

Getting more money for California.

Getting souped‐up.

Give me 30 bucks.

Give me a buck.

Give or take.

GMO nightmare!

Go ahead.

Go around! There's plenty of room!

Go in another direction.

Go in with a plan. Offer salient alternatives.

Go over there and sell meat pies then. Shit.

Go. Get.

God! These‐these fucking cocksuckers

Goddamn Daniel.

Goddamn it.

Going home.

Gonna catch your death of cold. All right, turn around.

Gonna chop her right up.

Gonna move all the clothes off the table.

Good lookin' out, Postoak.

Good luck.

Good morning.

Good seeing you again.

Good to see you.

Got a bit left to play with here.

Got a laser jet copier.

Got a new song.

Got a report yesterday about a black car

Got anything for stomachaches?

Got beat up again, huh? Ah.

Got dirty pictures, apparently.

Got elders in the room, shit‐asses.

Got into a fight.

Got it.

Got it.

Got me out here fucking sweating for you,

Got me thinking like we are the bad guys.

Got new tape.

Got some unfinished business to do.

Got to keep that shit off the streets

Got to protect this place.

Got to tell you something.

Got to watch out on Mondays here.

Government orders.

Grandma!

Grandma?

Grandson.

Great.

Great.

Great.

Great. Who's your uncle?

Gross, gross, gross.

Guess I'm the leader now.

Guess it could be.

Guess the fuck what. I got Chunk.

Gun or spray paint can or something like that?

Guys hear me?

Ha‐ha, hey‐ha!

Had to pay a lot more than we thought we were gonna pay,

Halt.

Handsy. (scoffs)

Hanging around here.

Has your mom... r‐remarried?

Hate this place.

Hate this place.

Have a bunch of kids all over the place

Have a seat.

Have been caused by people trying to swerve.

Have fun at your pizza party.

Have I got some weed for you.