☊ Weeds - Season 4 Soundboard

A Bubbie.

A bunch. Often. Never.

A chance for what, more emotional scarring?

A chance to make amends...

A cloud of sadness hangs over him.

A CPA with legal problems, who's going through a divorce...

A good hard spanking.

A house which was later used for the growing...

A hundred pounds would be gone in a week.

A hybrid, eh?

A kinder, gentler coyote is a rare thing, El Andy.

A lady goes to TJ dressed like a guera peacock...

A little.

A loser who was hitting on me in law school.

A Mexican man with a machine gun.

A Mexican mermaid.

A once in a lifetime, never to be repeated...

A place to take home the ladies.

A plan in the planning stages, if you will.

A real apology, Celia. a hell of a lot more than I could.

A sexual relationship that resulted in his giving you a house.

A strange thing for me to do.

A thief who has abandoned his wife and family...

A widow living in Ren Mar.

About 4 ounces.

About anything.

About how it smells. Very strong.

Accidentally, or so she said.

Actually, he's Puerto Rican.

Actually, it probably was my fault.

Actually, she said, "Kill me." In Yiddish.

Actually, we decided you should...

After he got caught trying to fuck a mop, but still.

After I kill everyone he loves.

After the mediation, Henry and I went out for dinner.

Again with the fucking birds.

Age difference should work in my favor.

Agent Shlatter, I think it is your partner.

Agent Shlatter.

Agrestic Shit. Majestic police.

Ahorita, mi amor, I apologize but duty calls.

All clear. No spic, just span. Over.

All evacuees are welcome here to the Summer Canyon Recreation Center.

All eyeballs...

All he want is for us to help him get...

All of us are sorry.

All of you.

All right, all right. So we both go for it. And then best man wins.

All right, get ready, Mom. Rolling you left.

All right, he's in.

All right, here we go. Tchotchkes missing.

All right, I hear you.

All right, kid.

All right, then you bring in lots and lots of mota.

All right, wanna fool around?

All right, you weren't there. But your people were there...

All right, you're the mom and pop shop that got swallowed by the megacorp.

All right? Will that make everyone happy?

All right.

All right. Let's do this.

All right. Oh, yeah.

All right. That will be...

All right. This time you're gonna take my ride.

All the pain you've been numbing for years...

All the time. Okay, well, then....

All the way from Agrestic.

Alone and palely loitering. Nice coat.

Also known as Rad's mom.

Also, mature plants tend to smell a lot more than moldy blocks of cow...

Also, tell her I expect 10 grand, to be made by direct deposit...

Although your mother is a wild card.

Although, I don't think I'm gonna need it.

Always leaving shit slicks everywhere.

Always looking for Mommy's approval, asking Mommy's permission.

Always thought the border would be flat.

Am I going back in the trunk?

Am I right?

Am I too old for a girlfriend?

Am I under arrest?

Am I under arrest? All right, how long is this gonna take?

An anti drug crusader caught with grow house?

An hour, great.

An incredibly sexy woman who tastes like white chocolate...

And $5000.

And a juice box.

And according to Freud, a lot of people wanna have sex with their mother...

And add the butter cookies.

And air conditioning.

And another five after you come back.

And creature comforts.

And don't get me FLOVENT, it gives me a rash.

And don't let him leave advanced nutrients empties around or in the trash.

And dos Dos Gatos for my friend Doug.

And excuse me, who the hell are you, bursting in here like this...

And finally, maybe...

And good morning to you.

And Guillermo?

And he charged them a fortune. I think we got a real opportunity here, Doug.

And he looks at me with those big eyes, and he says:

And he wanted me to let you know he's sorry there's no money for bail.

And his tits won't get you an extra 50K at closing.

And hoping you were right about the blahs you made.

And I bet the women are beating down your door.

And I can't take these places sober, you know?

And I could use the company.

And I fucking love whales.

And I intend to stay here. There's just no reason why I can't do both.

And I kept thinking, "I should be feeling something right now."

And I know you aren't hanging on for things you haven't done.

And I know...

And I leave them to do it.

And I realize there's a lot of hormonal compulsion...

And I think Bubbie would've been too. Thank you.

And I wanna thank you for bringing me to a more enlightened state of being.

And I want my SUV back.

And I'll give you more time.

And I'll take care of you every step of the way.

And I'm gonna do it alone.

And I'm gonna kill him.

And I'm just so glad that you came here to see me...

And I'm sorry for judging your lifestyle choice.

And I'm sorry for the massive body issues I have given you.

And I'm the sprayer.

And I'm thinking that that man you just helped is gay, gay, gay.

And if he can't, he'll find it.

And if he does, he denies it.

And if I find out...

And if she dies on your watch, it's your fault.

And it should be Nancy's nightmare, not mine.

And it was a moment of clarity.

And it was good.

And it's a bad time.

And it's really, really, really boring.

And Jimmy Jam.

And keeps odd hours and deals in cash.

And Korean.

And let me give you some grandfatherly advice.

And limp in peace.

And look for the beer can horse head thing hanging outside.

And Maria's right. We can't choose who we love.

And Marzipan. You're both coming with me.

And muffins.

And no one talks.

And no...

And now he's moved on to His Dark Materials...

And now I own three.

And now with the wife gone...

And now, if you so choose...

And on a mushroom, actually.

And please don't be mad at me.

And really...

And retire, right?

And Rhythm Field fell off a truck, so there may not be enough.

And roll her in the afternoon. That's so she doesn't get bedsores.

And seriously, isn't it only a matter of time?

And she wants out.

And she was with Guillermo.

And shoved me on a cot. And then they pulled me from the rec center...

And sometimes you find it. But mostly it's blah.

And tell him he's a thief...

And that belongs to me.

And the gay Indian kid and the Christian girl.

And then ask me out.

And then she didn't leave the house the whole week.

And then we'll come back and get it later.

And then we'll knock down this wall first.

And then we'll remember more.

And then you'll drop all charges.

And there ain't those leggy chicas with suitcases...

And there were growers. Heylia and Conrad.

And there's big money in it if you do it real good.

And they put a fucking fire hose through my car.

And they're just gonna leave her in the hallway.

And this house is now for sale.

And this is not my opinion.

And those are all the cool ****.

And try not to call her a thundercunt.

And us, we got what's in front of you: 324 to 666.

And use your eyes.

And waiting for blah.

And watch. And listen. See?

And we can swear, and I do swear...

And we just ran out of bread.

And we want to know about your immigration experience.

And we'll pretend to fuck up on a technicality.

And we're alone. I'm sorry.

And we're providing the backbone of the American economy.

And what are the easiest ways to get through?

And when I see myself up on the wall...

And when you got nothing, you've got nothing to lose.

And when your Uncle Andrew...

And why would I do that?

And you ain't your own business no more.

And you and I are not dark hearted.

And you broke a date last Tuesday.

And you can drop it at the front desk on your way out.

And you collected many excellent treasures...

And you gotta change and shower and you need to give me $10 for lunch.

And you have to fill out the enrollment forms.

And you know what? I don't care.

And you need to seek medical attention.

And you were loved.

And you will thank God it has come...

And you, I don't even know why you're here.

And you, you and your sister sucked me dry.

And you're okay with that?

And your request is denied.

And, freshmen, find somewhere else to scratch your fleas.

And, no, there is no trust fund.

And, of course, the fabulous Francie.

And, you know, you're gonna come back...

And?

Andy, I smuggled her here.

Andy, I think in the past I've dismissed you...

Andy, this is me.

Andy?

Andy.

Andy's friends, I'd like to welcome you to our country. I hope you get to stay.

Another run?

Another school, another first day. Another sweaty glass of social stigma.

Another thief.

Another unexpected surprise, I know.

Any idea where he is?

Anybody? Nice to have you here.

Anything you wanna keep?

Anything? Did you blow the whole 300?

Anything? Shocking.

Anyway, that's all I got for now. Thanks for listening.

Anyway, wish me luck.

Anyway, your hearing date's in three weeks. You were on city council.

Anyway.

Anyway....

Apology accepted.

Apparently that's of no concern to your loving grandfather.

Apparently, I needed a prescription.

Are these Pop Tarts sugar free?

Are those pepitas? I love pepitas.

Are we gonna die tonight?

Are you afraid of heights?

Are you gonna be here long?

Are you gonna give me half?

Are you guys heading towards Ren Mar?

Are you in love with me?

Are you kidding me?

Are you looking? I'm about to do the spinny spin.

Are you lost, miss? We keep turning right.

Are you making fun of me?

Are you okay, Ms. Botwin?

Are you okay?

Are you retarded?

Are you sure there is no border patrol here?

Are you trying to flirt with me?

Are you trying to flirt with me? Is that what this is?

Arm in arm, mother and child, doomed.

Around Guillermo, I am.

As I have listened to your tales of burning wreckage...

As long as you don't walk out of the surf with 10 wet Mexicans...

As soon we figure out our next venture, I wanna get a bigger place.

Ask for more.

Ask him if he'd like to take anything from the store for his troubles.

Associate?

At least in the beginning.

At least we'd know where she is.

At some point recently, everything became right or wrong.

At the end of the day, I take my name tag off.

Attention, beloved mixed marriage family.

Attention, evacuees. More blankets....

August 1 4th, 1 983.

Ayahuasca. Like 30 years of psychotherapy in one night.

Back here you got two dressing rooms so ladies have some privacy.

Back of a cheese shop.

Back off, man. Back away.

Bad investment.

Balls.

Banging on the steering wheel...

Bargain.

Barry needs me.

Barry, Barry.

Barry, I am your partner.

Bathrooms are expensive, and I need a long tub.

Be able to vote...

Be gracious when somebody gives you a gift.

Be nice if it came around once.

Beach went and got itself in a big damn hurry.

Beautiful movie star? Kathleen Turner. Body Heat. Is it you?

Beautiful, tiny hands that bring sight to the blind.

Because Bubbie was my fucking cooler.

Because I am willing to whip out my Jeremy Piven right now...

Because I have no health insurance, no money, and an arrest record.

Because I need you. You know, everybody needs you.

Because if meat even touches the weed, I can't smoke it.

Because in this life...

Because it's my fucking mother.

Because sex

Because she was my lover.

Because she's so totally into you, it freaked her out.

Because that would make you a total hypocrite.

Because the slap happy drug dealer told me to?

Because these photographs don't necessarily look like me...

Because you ain't said nothing.

Because you did what you needed to do.

Because you have a kind heart.

Because you know what you're doing?

Because you refused to come to our wedding.

Because you went through right after shift change, when guards are fresh.

Because you wore that ridiculous...

Because you'd only call me Not Francie.

Because you're a mom and you worry about AMBER Alerts...

Been there.

Been there. Done that.

Bees bad.

Bees. Wait.

Before he wanted to kill me in front of my children.

Before I say anything, I just wanna say, this is completely unexpected.

Best bathroom graffiti ever. At least in the top 10.

Best of luck with your recovery.

Better than Judah?

Big boats.

Big divorce settlement, huh? Trust fund?

Big fish. Lobster Boy. Jeb Bush.

Big smokers in Baggage. Could be some nice business.

Big spotlight shining on that maternity store.

Big, big money?

Bigger harvest means bigger bucks.

Bigger than I thought.

Bingo.

Biology?

Blood, bodies, paperwork.

Blueberry.

Bob Warden. Beachfront Realty.

Bob, I'm touched by your outpouring of emotion.

Bob.

Boffo work, Agent Hodes.

Bonnie and Clyde, I don't know what you two are running from.

Boss is taking you to lunch.

Boss says time to start.

Boss?

Both. Mostly Xanax and coke.

Boys are disgusting.

Breach the divide.

Breathe in.

Bring her to me, man. Bring her home to Daddy.

Broke, homeless, not a man in sight. Although it's not your issue.

Bubbie did say bringing Not Francie into the family would kill her.

Bubbie was always a big walker.

Bubbie was convinced the Nazis were gonna rise again.

Bubbie, to be honest...

Bubbie, who knew?

Bubbie. This Bubbie. The Bubbie that doesn't blink.

Bubbie's watching the World Poker Tour?

Bubblicious or Rhythm Field?

Bulk discounts and we cater.

But after hearing your stories...

But anything happens to me...

But at least back then, you gave a shit.

But because I'm packing so many into such a small space...

But can we just agree to keep all of our fuck ups to ourselves?

But don't tell anyone. I'm researching a film.

But enough about you. Let's talk about me.

But he's almost always high...

But her time's coming. Because that's fate.

But how did they get up there in that tree?

But I didn't do it alone.

But I didn't instruct you to do that, did I?

But I didn't know her, you know? I didn't

But I get it now.

But I had to use condoms.

But I only have a headache.

But I'm cheap and I don't ask questions.

But I'm gonna go with the hot chick who walked in here on Tuesday.

But I'm not gonna be your fucking dealer.

But if he wants it, he can have it.

But if it's just for a straight border crossing, usually about 3000.

But if you'd like to add them, I certainly can do that.

But in the drive through at Popeyes...

But it ain't.

But it was great, you know? We loved it.

But let me tell you something, shmendrick.

But let's face it.

But no juice box.

But she stopped showing up and we gotta kill her.

But still, respect must be paid.

But the man, Mr. Caplan, he don't wipe so good.

But there is still one person you can have back.

But there's not enough crime by the beach. I need a job.

But this guy, he's a whale.

But we have a daughter out there who hasn't seen you in over two years...

But we have this food.

But we're just gonna try and put all that out of our minds for now.

But whatever, man, it's useless.

But would you like a parting gift?

But you also might wanna make a hat out of my kidney.

But you can blame your mother for that.

But you don't have a problem with it?

But you don't listen.

But you nailed it.

But you need to find a place of your own to live.

But you need to tell your brain to tell your mouth to tell me...

But you said it didn't travel well.

But you should avoid the areas...

But you told us.

But you'll never have to take action...

But your eyes are brown.

But your gap tooth girlfriend out there...

But, hey, I'm simpatico.

But, Maria, as much as I've enjoyed having you...

But, you know, before you know it, everything's in flames.

Calcium. That's nice.

Call Cesar if you run into problems.

Calling me a loser, a liar.

Calves feeling the burn.

Can I drink my beer first?

Can I just see one boob?

Can it wait till after my bath?

Can you ask that Guillermo when I can get Pam's car back because ?

Can you deliver to Ren Mar tonight?

Can you give me the address of this place and I'll put it in my GPS.

Can you help me?

Can you make sure Shane and his two lab assistants...

Can you use the downstairs toilet from now on, Mr. Wilson?

Can't believe you're really here. You're so beautiful.

Can't I do drug things with you guys?

Can't pick a winner to save his life.

Can't take stuff. There'll be nothing to sell.

Can't we discuss this after school?

Canada is up there.

Candy Loving on the cover, Dorothy Stratten centerfold.

Captain Till, I didn't come here to make you angry.

Captain Till.

Cash.

Casino Night, Chocolate Universe, Gay Paris?

Celia Hodes is sitting next to me in the car.

Celia, can we borrow you for just a minute?

Celia, hurry back, okay?

Celia, we're waiting for your promise partner, Barry.

Celia?

Celia.

Celia. Celia Hodes. H O D E S.

Celia...

Cesar is Alfred.

Cesar, tell him that you know me.

Check it out. It's snowing in SoCal.

Check it out. Some asshole's van is getting towed.

Check out bitch badge. Or is it tramp stamp?

Check out sexy.

Check out your story.

Cheeks a flexin'

Cheers.

Cheese Gotta Have It. Yeah, that's me.

Chewie took a shit in a bread bag one time.

Chewie took that camera over to Rite Aid.

Chewie?

Christmas in Whistler with the kids?

City of Majestic, broke. CPA license, revoked, I assume. Didn't check.

Clean air.

Clean and sober.

Clear out. The fire's up the block, and it's moving fast.

Clearly he hearted her vagina at some point.

Clearly, that's not your issue.

Clinique Clinique.

Clocking out, boss.

Close enough.

Close the door and sit down.

Closets don't get towed.

Come get me if you want. I don't give a shit, because I'm broke.

Come here.

Come here. Let's clean that pretty face of yours.

Come in.

Come on, amigo. Would an organ thief make you lunch?

Come on, Andy.

Come on.

Competitive pricing without the ****, trees and extortion.

Conformed to her face.

Confusing, brisk, messy.

Confusing. Brisk.

Considering you and your family just got here...

Cool.

Could break the glass with a fire extinguisher.

Could happen to anyone.

Could I talk to him, please?

Could we all settle down and honor the dead a little here?

Could you close the door behind you?

Could you let go of my arm?

Could you not blow smoke in my hair?

Could you stop playing that fucking piano?

Could you stop talking for a second? Could you please be quiet and listen?

Could you turn on the water for me?

Course, man. Take all the time you need.

Court appearance?

Coyote ing has been a passion project of mine for a few weeks now.

Coyote said it was only going to be 10,000.

Crap. This is my favorite part.

Crates from America going into Mexico.

Crazy shit.

Crazy stalker bitches.

Cut the shit.

Dad had custody in the summer...

Dad once told me Bubbie killed the neighbor's dog.

Dad's going to defend criminals in Detroit.

Damn, if I had to sit home for seven days...

Damn, you already keep too many secrets from me, tortillera lesbiana.

Dear Silas: Happy birthday. Happy 18th birthday.

Dear Silas: If you never see me again, I've probably been murdered.

Department of Immigration and Naturalization.

Depends on how far they come.

Depends on the party.

Depends on which one you pick.

Did a bird just crap on my head?

Did he just call my baby Satan?

Did I make everything better?

Did she even say where she was going?

Did she leave a will?

Did she rob a bank?

Did we decide you were gonna move your plants?

Did you forget your pruning shears?

Did you have sex?

Did you just say that you missed your mother?

Did you know Mrs. Hodes is in jail?

Did you really get in trouble? With the man?

Did you sell that Wacky Pack poster? Rad's been bugging me about it all day.

Did you?

Didn't I tell you to move out?

Diet Coke?

Diet Jarritos?

Diet Shasta, in a can, room temperature, no straw.

Dinner's off. We're off.

Discharge paperwork is in the folder. I'll need your signature on all pages.

Disease?

Do I get paid for that too?

Do I have sex with both at the same time?

Do I wanna look like the Joker? No.

Do me up.

Do not wake this little fucker up. I just got him down.

Do we know where we're going, or are we just driving around randomly?

Do we really wanna kill one off?

Do women go bald?

Do you dance?

Do you forgive me?

Do you have a change for a 50?

Do you have a red one?

Do you have anything for a son...

Do you have it in blue?

Do you have some sort of a plan?

Do you have this in blue?

Do you have video for cats?

Do you know if it's by an ezStorage?

Do you know what a barcarole is?

Do you know who that person is? That person is "

Do you like lobster? I have a boat.

Do you like that? That's the cool breeze of freedom right there.

Do you love me?

Do you need sex? Help you relax.

Do you party?

Do you see her?

Do you think I'm an idiot, Wilson?

Do you trust me?

Do you wanna keep living with your father?

Do you want coffee or anything? I'm getting coffee today.

Do you want me to go?

Do you want the box? In a bag? The box in a bag?

Does he have a code name?

Does that interest you, Ms. Hodes?

Does that make me gay?

Does that mean that I can go?

Does this something have anything to do with your mysterious sleepaways?

Doesn't happen anymore.

Doesn't he have a wife or a girlfriend?

Don't break it. I'm asking a buck apiece for those.

Don't bring shame on the family.

Don't drink the water.

Don't ever play poker.

Don't forget.

Don't fuck with good luck. Just say thank you.

Don't fuck with me.

Don't know yet.

Don't move.

Don't pull that Mexican shit with me.

Don't tease me, you crusty whore.

Don't touch me. Don't touch me.

Don't worry. It is fixed.

Don't write "um."

Don't you have a work program?

Don't you think it's conspicuous...

Don't you touch my child.

Don't you wish you had some?

Done, big guy.

Done.

Doors stay locked. Lenny's gone.

Dorado, marlin, shark.

Dos cc's.

Dos Gatos for everyone.

Double crossing, anti American piece of shit.

Doug around?

Doug says everyone fingered Celia.

Doug Wilson, I'm Agent Shlatter with the DEA.

Doug, I'm sorry. You and Dana are having problems.

Drive myself to work...

Drug smuggling bad ass.

During shiva, people usually come by.

Each plant will yield less.

Eager beaver.

Easy, right?

Eat the bear.

Eat with your children.

Eighteen hour layovers in Bangkok are nothing...

Either way, she's hot.

Either way, words of wisdom.

El Andy, he's a good man.

El Andy, we will help the sad, tall, angry, baby man find her.

El Andy...

End of street, red sign.

Endangered my family. I was a bad drug dealer. I know it now.

Enjoy the dried apricots and butter cookies.

Enjoy your table.

Esteban Carlos Reyes.

Esteban. I need to hablo with Esteban.

Everybody knows that sometimes you feel something is right....

Everyone's out of work. No middle class.

Everything revolves around food.

Everything's fine, Sanjay. Go back to your book.

Everything's okay.

Exactly. This is supposed to be a pot tunnel.

Exactly. You're 13 years old.

Except here you gotta choose. So it's more like Deal or Deal.

Except maybe this cool cigar box.

Except they're warm snowflakes.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Sorry. Hi.

Explain.

Face on all the trash cans, making things better for you.

Face very swollen.

Fade cream, actually.

Fairly sure Iowa's landlocked.

Family member called and said he was taking over her care.

Fascinating. Reproduction?

Father of the year.

Favorite color is green. Favorite animal is the Komodo dragon...

Feeding the homeless.

Felicia Harken?

Felicia?

Felony is at an all time high.

FEMA's gonna set them up at the Marriott.

Few minutes on each side.

Few times I did, I got greedy.

Fifteen hundred lempira.

Figure it out, young botanist. Just get them gone.

Finding God?

Fine, enjoy the show.

Fine, I guess.

Fine.

Fine. But not the metal one.

Fine. I'll be at the pool.

Fine. It'll add to the value of the house.

Five bucks says he pusses out.

Five feet of fried fish goodness.

Flappy upper arms, strange moles.

Fly on over. There's no wall in the sky.

Flying flu bag.

Footlong all the way, bro.

For now.

For the first time in your life, please...

For what? For what? Why did he go to jail?

For you, I'm gonna knock off a hundred grand.

For your room, that you have with your husband.

Force feeding me liver and apple sauce.

Forty five minutes.

Forty two, ninety nine, please.

Forty years?

Found a way to lose it.

Found myself a crappy studio apartment off the boardwalk.

Francie's wonderful. She's an eye doctor.

Freaky steroid chick?

Fresh Start in Albuquerque. That place is like a whorehouse.

From one fucking mistake to another.

From the days when men serenaded women in boats.

Fuck my...

Fuck off.

Fuck off. Hey, I was gonna share this with you.

Fuck you, 25 bucks a gram. That's more than street value.

Fuck you, Judah.

Fuck you. That's more than street value.

Fuck your Miata with a strap on, little bitch. We getting an Escalade.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Fuck, fuck, fuck. My plants.

Fuck, yeah. Stick it to the old people.

Fuck!

Fuck! Say it! You want me to kill my mother.

Fuck.

Fucked it up. Twice.

Fucking AIDS.

Fucking hotel key. Shit. Fucker.

Fucking No Doze and Dexatrim. That is no way to live.

Fucking you ruined my life.

Fung?

Funny, you were never concerned about that while you were cheating.

Ganef.

Garcia...

Garza, slow down, slow down. Plenty of matzo to go around.

Gave me a discount. Now I can see perfect.

Gay.

Gays are huge chick magnets.

Get a room. We're We're moving on.

Get back to your vision in blue. Leave the nice couple alone.

Get hint.

Get into something crazy like a donkey show.

Get it yourself. I just spent months getting everything for Dad.

Get me a fucking taco.

Get Mommy a pillow.

Get out or I'll fucking throw you through the window.

Get real. It's all downhill from 30 on.

Get some sleep.

Get the $6 that he took from me. It's just you were coming at me.

Get the fuck back out there.

Get to know each other.

Get up.

Get your stories straight. They wanna know who's running things.

Get yourself some J. Crew.

Getting myself a cordial suite.

Getting warmer.

Girls will never come through the tunnel again.

Give it up.

Give me back her money.

Give me one...

Give me the fucking blow.

Give me the tooth.

Give them to your daughter.

Give you one? These are people.

Giving birth to a baby Texan

Glad you stopped by.

Go ahead, drink.

Go away, Andy.

Go back to school, Shane.

Go back to sleep.

Go do your job.

Go down to TJ and get that light repaired.

Go figure it out. Use condoms.

Go for it.

Go get Miss Hodes a glass of water.

Go get Ms. Hodes a glass of water.

Go get them, champ.

Go home and think about what you did wrong.

Go home, Nancy.

Go home.

Go out to the front and smile at the pregnant ladies.

God bless you. Can you take us to her?

God finds me.

God, Doug. I said no.

Goes out and buys himself some Star Trek piece of shit.

Goes right along the coast.

Going once.

Going to Ren Mar. Gonna see Bubbie.

Going where you don't belong.

Gomez, Guillermo Garcia Gomez.

Gonna be nothing left for the estate sale if everybody keeps everything.

Gonna explore some opportunities.

Good answer.

Good at what?

Good for you.

Good for you. You look terrific.

Good idea. No time to waste. Yup.

Good luck to you.

Good morning, Andy.

Good morning, Shane.

Good night, Nancy Botwin.

Good old ******* paranoia.

Good times, huh?

Good to know.

Good.

Good. Everyone's friends again.

Good. That's all I'm doing.

Goodbye, Miata. Hello, minivan.

Got a proposition for you.

Got her on a leash now.

Got in with the wrong people.

Got it?

Got nothing holding me back. I'm ready to kick ass.

Got us a bed.

Got your coffee. Okay, then.

Gotcha.

Gotta save those fossil fuels.

Gotta sign the papers.

GPS?

Great big fire? Our house, somewhere in the middle of it.

Great cover smell.

Great. I'm being dropped off in a limo with Mexican plates.

Great. Take the pants.

Green is the color of spring

Grow room, actually. You have a date or something?

Grower. Small scale.

Guess not.

Guess where I am. In a pudding truck.

Guess who finished the Monster Po Boy at The Gumbo Junction?

Guillermo brought her in. Said she was his cousin.

Guillermo Garcia Gomez.

Guillermo sent me.

Guillermo?

Guillermo.

Guillermo's going away for a long time. So is his crew.

Had pancakes for breakfast.

Handsome, lean, bright eyed.

Hang on here, guys.

Hang on. I'll get my purse.

Hang out? I am the adult male figurehead here.

Hanging my dog. Twice.

Happiness is an empty bladder?

Happy birthday, Silas.

Have a good time with Lisa tonight.

Have I taught you nothing?

Have you been to Guillermo's drug warehouse before?

Have your passport ready.

Haven't you noticed something different about me?

He He keeps raising the price.

He They're working up an estimate.

He broke that guy's arm.

He charged us for water.

He clings. He overshares.

He comes from a broken home. A lot of anger from childhood.

He could have introduced me to some hot thing.

He did it for love but

He didn't have a fucking face.

He died.

He go to buy some mouthwash, some toilet paper and some tweezers.

He had a baby with a white woman, Mom.

He had a solo album.

He has brought much happiness to our familia and our friends.

He has warts on his genitals.

He is a terrible man.

He is the generous private benefactor.

He must be stopped.

He no speak English.

He once showed me naked pictures of you, you know?

He pockets it.

He probably just ate blue Jell O or a Thomas train.

He probably sunk it. It's him. I know it's him.

He projectile vomits, and once it was blue.

He says that the store is for ladies who hate men who made them fat.

He says you're a thief.

He seems very nice.

He swore he'd destroy I can't I

He swore he'd destroy those.

He wants me weekends.

He wants to thank a very generous private benefactor.

He was driving her Prius.

He was my partner.

He was once the deputy transportation administrator of Colombia.

He was so much better looking than that guy.

He wasn't taking you seriously yet. You had a silver sequined bowler hat.

He wasn't talking to you.

He will join the other two at my zoo in Coyoacan.

He will not die this day.

He would like to see you.

He'll be fine. Go sing with him.

He'll bite your thieving balls off. You better start running.

He's 10, and he's read the whole Narnia series.

He's a cripple with a doctor's note. I'm just keeping him company.

He's a good looking boy.

He's a great guy.

He's a kid. He should have it.

He's an undercover cop here to scope us out and bust us.

He's down in the lobby hitting on some chick who dug him in law school.

He's going to get his ass kicked.

He's just punishing me for getting in trouble.

He's like the mayor of Tijuana.

He's so enthusiastic. And his hair is so neat.

He's the mayor?

He's used to it.

Headcheese sandwich, please.

Heard it's cold in the winter. You bring a parka?

Hello. I'm Katie Thatcher.

Hello. Welcome to podcast number six:

Help me.

Help me. Help Mommy.

Help!

Henry? You went out to eat with your ex husband?

Her eyes don't move, but they follow you, like when you look at a painting.

Her friend's got Madonna arms.

Here you go. Greatest American hero.

Here, have a seat. Right by my mother.

Here.

Here. Have a coupon.

Here. I wrote this down.

Here's $10 for lunch in case you're still hungry after.

Here's a belly pillow.

Here's what we'll do. You and your brother, Klaus...

Heroin.

Hey there.

Hey, any relation to Dean Hodes?

Hey, be a bigger person, Celia.

Hey, blanca.

Hey, Bubbie? It's me, Andy.

Hey, come on, compadre.

Hey, Dad, it's your family.

Hey, Dad, you can call off the doorbell.

Hey, Davenport.

Hey, guys.

Hey, hey, careful. They could be "istening lay."

Hey, hey, hey. Leave the wine and the mag.

Hey, hey, hey. Let's stop bagging on your mom, okay?

Hey, I get laid all the time, and I shit like a Swiss train.

Hey, I realize it, but I don't care.

Hey, I'm Dan.

Hey, I'm hungry. Make me a sandwich.

Hey, I'm in a Prius.

Hey, man. They're obviously lucky. She survived.

Hey, Mom.

Hey, Nance. What time is it?

Hey, on TV, they don't handcuff people for their interventions.

Hey, shot of tequila for the sweet old lady here.

Hey, so I'm doing something potentially illegal today.

Hey, that gun's loaded, blanca.

Hey, that's not cool.

Hey, there's no meat anywhere in there, right?

Hey, this ain't my first time at the fair, okay?

Hey, this is where Judah and I grew from boys to men.

Hey, twinkie. Smile. Family court judge is gonna love this.

Hey, Weiner. What's it gonna take?

Hey, what the heck? You wrecked our castle.

Hey, who's the king of the school?

Hey, you got my pot? My truck? And my cousin Lento?

Hey, you say $20 each.

Hey.

Hey. Look at me. Look at me.

Hey. That's for the inhalers.

Hey. What's going on here?

Hi, I'm Nancy. I'm Silas' mom.

Hi, it's Lisa. Leave me a message.

Hi. Hello.

Hi. How's it going?

Hi. Oh, hi. Hello.

Hi. We're doing some market research...

Hire a staff.

His body was found hanging on the border fence.

His parents are divorced and he wants to be an inventor and a robot builder.

His sister.

Hola, Maria.

Hola, welcome to America. Happy days. Have you seen this girl?

Hold on to me.

Hold that thought.

Holy shit.

Honey flakes.

Honey, are we in Tijuana?

Honey, honey. Uncuff me, baby.

Honey, why are you hiding Sammy Davis' autobiography behind your back?

Honey, why are you hiding Sammy Davis' autobiography...

Hospitals.

Houses built before 1997.

How about I sell you 300 pounds at 25 bucks a gram?

How about I sell you 300 pounds at 25 bucks a gram.

How about now?

How about that Italian place on Ocean, say, 7:00?

How about you give me their names and their phone numbers?

How about...

How are you feeling?

How bohemian.

How can I be sure you're not deceiving me?

How come we never did this for Dad?

How come you always have shit blowing up?

How could I have been so blind?

How crazy would that be? The drug dealer and the DEA agent.

How dare any of you judge me?

How did it go at the track today, Dad? Catch a few winners?

How did she get here? I don't know.

How did this happen? What did I do?

How do they know how much this is worth?

How do you know so much?

How do you know what I want? I'm full of surprises.

How do you say "I fucking did it" in Spanish?

How great is that? Listen.

How great would it be if we were both 18?

How he ended up running Los Angeles for a Mexican cartel...

How is it that all **** aren't morbidly obese?

How is she?

How long do we sit and remember and occasionally break for snacks?

How long does it take Portnoy up there to finish his business?

How many times does she say, "I wanna die"?

How much is the bus to San Francisco?

How much you got?

How muchos tickets do I need?

How stoned are you two?

How thoughtful.

How was your day?

How was your night?

How would Bubbie have gotten up there?

How you close up your shop, go home to your family and you saw nothing.

How you know my name, huh? How she know my name?

How'd it go at the track today? Catch a few winners?

How's she know my name?

How's your mom doing in rehab?

However, slaughtering a coworker, in front of witnesses, no less...

Huge dick.

Humbly, simply.

Humboldt Fog. Nice.

Hurry up before I change my mind.

I also did not not say that.

I also want you to go to a farmacia and get me some inhalers.

I am in a sundress.

I am keeping these.

I am not giving weed to my little brother.

I am not illegal. I got a green card.

I am not some piruja. We must take time.

I am so proud of me.

I am so sorry about that.

I am so sorry, Doug, but sometimes we cannot help who we love.

I am the table.

I am told by the people I work with...

I am working my steps, making amends.

I am.

I am. I'm having problems letting go.

I ask you for one thing.

I asked that prick over there to pedal his little bicycle...

I assume the presentation...

I believe this belongs to you.

I belong here.

I bet the schools are good.

I bet your grandpa doesn't have $5 left in his wallet.

I bought...

I brought you zwiebelbraten with spaetzle.

I burned through my happiness.

I came here to say I'm sorry.

I came here to thank you.

I came in the back way this time.

I can get onto a toilet and evacuate my bowels.

I can get you a discount on that.

I can only imagine what didn't make it onto the interweb.

I can play pretend.

I can turn it around quickly.

I can unload 300 pounds.

I can't believe how different Ren Mar is than Agrestic...

I can't do it anymore.

I can't express my opinion?

I can't feel my left...

I can't handle the nightly earthquakes anymore.

I can't make it tonight.

I can't tell you.

I can't visit till she's detoxed.

I can't.

I can't. Shit's blowing up.

I changed all her bags, cleaned her up and turned on the television.

I clocked their workouts for four months.

I completely agree. She's bat shit insane.

I could care less about your fucking apologies.

I could get some pot.

I could make one of you, with the hair and everything.

I could never forget an ass like that.

I could save it for my ashes.

I could use the company.

I could use you.

I couldn't decide but I just did. It's nice off her face, isn't it?

I did. Everybody seems to like them.

I did. It's in the back of the van.

I didn't know her, so I shouldn't feel bad about it.

I didn't know you were a smoker.

I didn't know.

I didn't know. When you gave me a tour of the store....

I didn't mean that. I don't mean that.

I do it myself all the time, to varying effect.

I do know one Nancy, but her name used to be Vince.

I do love you.

I do not go down with it. My people do not go down with it.

I do not think it is the wind.

I do not.

I do what I'm told by men with semiautomatic weapons.

I do.

I don't even know what that means.

I don't even know your real name.

I don't feel good.

I don't get into details. I really don't.

I don't have an address. I just need to get a gift.

I don't know any Gomez. If I did once, I don't anymore.

I don't know how she live with him.

I don't know their last names, but they were black.

I don't know what he told you, but Sullivan Groff is a lying piece of shit.

I don't know what to do.

I don't know where Quinn is.

I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.

I don't know, who am I thinking of? You know, it's on the tip of my tongue.

I don't know.

I don't know. That's a very good question. Give me that.

I don't like the toilet in there.

I don't love Nancy, okay? Shut up.

I don't see why I have to go. Silas doesn't.

I don't think it's cool if you crash.

I don't think it's the car.

I don't think that's Bubbie's money. I think it's my mom's.

I don't think they make sugar free Pop Tarts.

I don't think they sell those at Ralphs.

I don't wanna say "weird."

I don't wanna work retail.

I don't want you seeing either of those scary little sluts again.

I drill a tiny hole in it.

I drink it to learn.

I drink it when I need healing and clarity.

I drive my little brother's car pool to school every day.

I drove a Camaro.

I drove with a duffel of marijuana in my seat.

I enjoy it.

I feel like shit.

I forgive you.

I found it shocking. He was protecting me.

I found Nancy.

I get it now.

I got a couple of runs to get done.

I got a family to support. I put them through hell.

I got a great pelvis. That's what everybody say.

I got a little cash from the coyote gig.

I got a little creeped out after the whole "I wanna die" thing.

I got a million one borrowed against this place.

I got a normal, boring job.

I got a page. He gave me an address.

I got a picture here of you with Sasquatch.

I got a sunburn, bought a tin mirror.

I got butterflies, Andy.

I got customers.

I got screwed in the divorce settlement.

I got taken into custody, questioned, released.

I got the entire town of Majestic up in my grill, Nance.

I got what the world would call a normal, boring job.

I gotta be honest, sometimes I have the same thought.

I gotta better deal for you.

I gotta get out of this place. I've been here too long.

I gotta go, bye.

I gotta make a killing, all right?

I gotta show you something downstairs.

I grew up in the valley. Married my high school sweetheart.

I guess I'd have to go.

I had a long talk with my associate.

I had a lot of coffee.

I had to smother a guy with a pillow once too.

I hadn't counted on the dying woman in the living room, but

I hate birds.

I hate myself.

I hate myself. You happy now?

I hate to interrupt this think tank. Andy, I need you.

I have a breakfast meeting in another country.

I have a charity function, but my love says we need to talk.

I have a customer.

I have a job. I manage Maternity World.

I have a parasitic twin growing out of my stomach.

I have a son your age.

I have a very sick child on my hands.

I have bad dreams, like I'm falling or I live in Africa with the monkeys.

I have health insurance now and a guesthouse.

I have more pills in my purse. Could you get them, please?

I have my moments.

I have no health insurance, no money, and an arrest record.

I have no idea, ma'am. Connecting your call.

I have no listing for "Gift Store" in San Diego. Do you have an address?

I have no place to put you.

I have rights.

I have this recurring one where I'm playing pool with Lou Dobbs...

I have to get out of here now.

I have to pee.

I have to pick him up at 6.

I have to take my kid to school.

I have trouble sleeping. The bed's too short.

I haven't committed either way yet, so....

I hear he killed his dad.

I heard the verb for "to kill."

I heard you, Shane. I get it. I'll be back later.

I heard you.

I instructed you to give her that portion and you did.

I just I really need a mom right now.

I just I wanna be a carefree latchkey kid. Who lives by the beach.

I just did the whole peace speech.

I just do mota.

I just don't understand why you're here.

I just got a call from Guillermo, and I need to go meet him.

I just need a place to bust out my nug nugs.

I just said that. Did you guys hear that? I totally said that.

I just wanted to say, it's been an amazing experience...

I keep your flippy flop.

I keep your tooth.

I know a good garage.

I know a man...

I know how to get in.

I know Judah loved you.

I know people do that sometimes to help with the mood lighting.

I know that you didn't mean to leave me in prison.

I know this is overwhelming.

I know what I'm doing.

I know why the caged bird sings, Nance. It hurts.

I know you ain't as slow as you acting.

I know you smoked when you were 13.

I know. I'll tell you about it later.

I left her holding a very big bag.

I let the plane fly me.

I let you in, and you shit on my face.

I lie to myself all the time.

I like Bubblicious, but it's on back order.

I like it down here.

I like living in Beverly Hills.

I like my four.

I like Shane, despite his stupid cowboy name.

I like your hair.

I liked you blond on your driver's license.

I live by the beach, Dean. It's better for her.

I lost 10 pounds.

I love her.

I love the moment right before, you know, when you're still looking at it

I love the moment when it goes up your nose. Fucking awesome.

I love this part.

I love you.

I made a few bucks from the cheese shop. I'm gonna price it out.

I make compromises. I tell myself I'm not doing harm...

I make that someone ******* died and that you're no Diane Arbus.

I mean, he's so tall, and he's so good with numbers.

I mean, I am taking pictures with a plastic camera.

I mean, I do.

I mean, I have a family, but they're not like you guys.

I mean, I never really had a family.

I mean, let's just say that was her laying in that bed...

I mean, she's totally out of her element. Make her feel comfortable.

I mean, things, you know, happen. It's understandable.

I mean, why are you here in our house, Mr. Wilson?

I mean, you got your bread, your meat, every spread on the planet.

I mean, you saw her the other day and now she's pretty much losing her shit.

I mean, your mother

I mean...

I met this man I love, and we just live.

I might be coming into some bulk product.

I might have a plan.

I might have a Tide stick.

I miss that Celia. She was my best friend.

I miss Yael.

I need a lookout.

I need a second to take all this in.

I need some alone time...

I need somewhere to lay low. I could sleep in my minivan.

I need the name of a listing.

I need the number of a gift store place, "Gift" something?

I need this place up and running in a week.

I need to buy a bed skirt.

I need to get a birthday gift for my 18 year old.

I need to get my brake light fixed.

I need to go kill my dead husband's grandmother now.

I need to talk to you about Bubbie.

I negotiate things that shouldn't be up for debate.

I never wanna see your face again.

I now know that I'm O positive.

I only have, like, $37 in cash.

I only take it once.

I owe an apology to the woman to my right.

I owe them.

I pictured him taller.

I pose a bigger threat to the public...

I pray...

I prefer not to talk about it.

I really do not feel like going back to class.

I really don't wanna blow that. So when you're fixing my light...

I really liked her.

I repeat, mojados in Sector 5.

I said I didn't wanna talk to you.

I saw a surfer once when I was a kid, but now they're everywhere.

I saw him at breakfast.

I saw my grandmother's vagina.

I saw someone following us.

I say $20 total.

I say, tear the place down, start from scratch.

I seduced him.

I see you got some souvenirs.

I see you're still alive.

I see.

I set the house on fire.

I shot you in the knee. I didn't know I could shoot someone in the knee.

I shouldn't be in here.

I spend the next nine hours smiling at people...

I spent 25 years with a woman who didn't put out.

I swear I'm not trying to get out of sex.

I swear to God. Perv, we're in a bunk bed.

I think he's Mexican.

I think I could pull off a pipe.

I think I'm getting used to it.

I think I'm starting to believe you.

I think illegal immigration for profit. That's our next venture.

I think it would be wise for you to re imagine the events of this evening.

I think it's a little

I think it's the right thing to do.

I think she wants you to grease the wheels.

I think she's more powerful than we think.

I think that Bubbie has....

I think that merits some "cock amole" on her "face adilla."

I think that's offensive to Texans.

I think the odds are in your favor...

I think they're both dealing, but your mom's a control freak...

I think we should change our identities.

I think we're gonna need some water. I'll be right back.

I think you are attractive.

I think you're an amazing son.

I think you're having problems letting go.

I think you're very handsome.

I thought you got laid all the time.

I thought you loved me.

I thought you were too busy not going on dates.

I threw up on my prom date.

I told my mom I was staying at your house.

I told them I was looking for fade cream.

I told you to take a left.

I told you, those days are behind you. You're here now.

I told you. I saw them together.

I told you. She found it.

I took a Greyhound and sat next to a man with one leg.

I took something, but I guess it wore off.

I trust you.

I trusted you, and you lied to me.

I turn 18 in a few weeks.

I turn 18 in a few weeks. I'm not waiting.

I understand.

I used to be able to rationalize the things I did, Andy.

I wake up in the morning...

I wake up scared.

I wanna apologize to you, Celia.

I wanna ask him if he can drywall.

I wanna give you options.

I wanna go home.

I wanna know how she knows this man.

I wanna know how she knows this man...

I wanna know where Nancy Botwin is.

I wanna make another run.

I wanna make sure someone's looking after my son...

I wanna traffic.

I wanna try living with Mom.

I want a girlfriend. I mean, I'm a good guy.

I want a lawyer.

I want a piece of the next weed shipment.

I want my own fucking bathroom.

I want my tooth back.

I want some.

I want to tell you something.

I want to, but you're a criminal of some sort.

I want you to enter her in the dirt derby.

I want you to know, I bought a vaporizer for this shit.

I was almost floor manager, till I met this pimp named Silky.

I was born into it.

I was drying myself.

I was gonna pay it back.

I was in a parking garage.

I was scrapbooking?

I was thinking gun.

I was thinking something with a drop waist.

I was weak. I was dishonest.

I wasn't looking at it from the right angle. I apologize.

I wasn't on the other side of the fence. I was on this side.

I went straight home. I saw no one.

I went to the Festival de la

I will be more present.

I will give you money to take the train.

I will increase your commission for shipments.

I will lead you now.

I will ring you up over here.

I will shoot your belly and feed you to the sewer rats.

I will shoot your knee and shoot your balls.

I will take the free fudge, however.

I will take you to her.

I will.

I wish she were dead and this would all go away.

I wish you wouldn't making killing her sound so much like killing her.

I won't bring heroin.

I won't have to pay the commission.

I won't let anything happen to him.

I work with people who do their jobs well.

I would like a talking bird.

I would suggest building a fake wall...

I wouldn't have cheated if you weren't a bitch.

I wouldn't say that. Some giant killer dog is home. I rang the bell.

I...

I....

I'd be happy to service their needs.

I'd like to hear more about this science project.

I'd like to see you.

I'd like to welcome you to our country. I hope you get to stay.

I'd say maybe she's his surrogate, but he called her "wife."

I'll answer your call next time.

I'll be back in 45 minutes.

I'll be back in a....

I'll be in touch, Mr. Botwin.

I'll be in touch, Sally.

I'll be right back.

I'll be the only person he knows in Michigan.

I'll be there soon. Oh, and your outgoing message is creepy.

I'll call ahead and tell Ignacio not to shoot you.

I'll call you later.

I'll check.

I'll give you 300 bucks.

I'll give you a cookie.

I'll give you a reason. We got it covered.

I'll go look for an umbrella.

I'll grab some pants. Be right back.

I'll have someone bring you a pop and a sweater.

I'll have to ask.

I'll let you know.

I'll make a big scene till I get his attention.

I'll make it up to you, okay? Tomorrow.

I'll paint your toenails.

I'll pay you.

I'll see you on the way back down, blanca.

I'll shoot you.

I'll take care of it. Get in the goddamn car, now!

I'll think about it.

I'm 100 percent positive he's

I'm 13 years old.

I'm a big fag, so you can suck my dick.

I'm a sad and lonely sidekick.

I'm a sidekick, Andy.

I'm a terrible shiksa monster here to terrorize your clan.

I'm a total bottom that way.

I'm Ahab, Ms. Hodes.

I'm also gonna take all your $5 bills.

I'm back in the desert. Your cooler's here.

I'm calling Dad.

I'm coming in.

I'm cute.

I'm extremely, wildly confused. You're gonna give me all that money...

I'm fine.

I'm fucking a teenage drug dealer?

I'm getting a popsicle. Anyone want?

I'm glad you're a part of the family.

I'm going out tonight.

I'm going to ask you again the same question.

I'm going to class. Are you coming?

I'm going, but know this:

I'm gonna be at the track until 4...

I'm gonna change Ma's diaper and clean her feeding tubes...

I'm gonna get this guy, with or without you.

I'm gonna go hide this.

I'm gonna go inside.

I'm gonna go to jail. I'm gonna get ****d. It'll make me hate being gay.

I'm gonna go troll the gym for some strange.

I'm gonna have that fucking combination changed.

I'm gonna help you.

I'm gonna look at your driver's license, find out your real age.

I'm gonna look for them tomorrow.

I'm gonna miss you.

I'm gonna need you to pull over to the second inspection area.

I'm gonna write you up on Chowhound.

I'm good.

I'm here babysitting your insomniac son.

I'm here. No, I'm here.

I'm in.

I'm just

I'm just asking for a second bathroom.

I'm just disorganized. You don't have to be a bitch about it.

I'm just gonna take a little peek.

I'm just gonna throw this out there.

I'm just not sure you're mine, so I keep an emotional distance.

I'm kind and you're pretty.

I'm mad at you for burning our house down without thinking...

I'm not afraid. Just don't like them.

I'm not allowed to have these, then. My mom doesn't let me have these.

I'm not gonna sit here and say, "Don't do drugs."

I'm not ready to make that judgment until she's past puberty.

I'm not seeing this.

I'm not selling for you.

I'm not smuggling any illegals.

I'm not talking, I'm drinking.

I'm not telling Guillermo I lost $50,000 worth of his drugs.

I'm not waiting.

I'm not well.

I'm on it. This store is me.

I'm on my way now.

I'm on the run, but it's nothing. Just a little embezzlement.

I'm opening up a club. Heylia's Compassionate Care.

I'm picking up my FEMA vouchers tomorrow.

I'm responsible for him, and he's responsible for me...

I'm running late. I really have to go.

I'm so proud to be your mom.

I'm so proud.

I'm so sorry for your loss.

I'm sorry every time we had sex, I fantasized about other men.

I'm sorry for being married to you without ever once...

I'm sorry I got here late. It wasn't my fault.

I'm sorry I made a life with you.

I'm sorry the sight of your naked body repulsed me...

I'm sorry, Celia.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. We're almost there.

I'm starting to see what did it for Groff. He never had to get on top.

I'm still here.

I'm still scared.

I'm such a clumsy clown.

I'm sure I'll read it in the paper.

I'm sure the real fire would've gotten to it anyway. I just wanted to make sure.

I'm sure you're a very nice Mexican man who loves his mother.

I'm surprised he didn't have Shane drive him to the track.

I'm taking my money and I'm moving to Belize.

I'm taking you home.

I'm telling you, you want Nancy Botwin, not me.

I'm tested for something I did to you in a previous life.

I'm thinking it's either global warming or God is dead.

I'm thinking Mexican pharmaceuticals.

I'm thinking of buying some land in Mexico.

I'm thinking shades of blue for the window.

I'm thinking we ask for 1.2 and settle for a mil.

I'm thinking you bought it off one of Rad's friends.

I'm thinking, "Disgusting." I'm also thinking, "You're going bald."

I'm thinking, "My own boy doesn't even recognize me.

I'm thrilled.

I'm tingly.

I'm trying something new.

I'm trying.

I'm very vulnerable right now. Very sensitive.

I'm working on it.

I'm....

I've actually got one wrapped around my toe.

I've been sleeping on a chair, listening to Daddy weep in the next room.

I've been to Betty Ford, Cottonwood, New Days.

I've got many long dark hairs in my tub.

I've got my hair and muscle tone, and I have excellent posture.

I've got to pick up my mama. She's getting discharged at 5.

I've had a particularly challenging last 24 hours.

I've had worse.

I've just got the donkey.

I've learned all I'm gonna learn sitting in a warehouse.

I've only met her twice, and once was at Dad's funeral.

I've taken a shit on mushrooms.

Idiot.

If anyone's illiterate, I have a few copies on tape.

If either of you boys have any big ideas...

If Guillermo doesn't call me back, I'll bring some tools and get you out.

If I can get to the club by tomorrow...

If I feel like it.

If I give you a beer, will you go away?

If I tell myself I'm not doing harm when I am, I so am.

If I thought about it. Probably.

If it wasn't for Celia Hodes, I'd be back in the air in 30 days...

If only it were true and I wasn't looking at the Ghost of Hanukkah Future...

If Shane's too heavy to heave up to the pergola, you might find out. Let's do it.

If she said, "Kill me," I would.

If you can give me the why, I'll shit sunflowers.

If you don't deal with this, I will call your mother.

If you don't deal with this...

If you don't have a sticker, I'm supposed to call the cops.

If you type in "gift," what comes up?

If you wanna sit on it for a couple of years, the market will bounce back.

If you're into gourmet, why are you smoking this?

If you're trying to snag this remodeling contract out from under me...

Imagine me listening to it, where I might be at the time...

In 1 990, you bought the largest zoo in Mexico.

In 2004, you were elected mayor...

In a grand sense, everything is my fault.

In case I need something from the supermarket.

In case of injury or imprisonment?

In Davenport?

In fact...

In Rwanda, Cambodia, Bosnia.

In that case, she should go purple. Her hair would look totally cool purple.

In the middle of...

In the underwear, on the toilet seat, the sheets.

In this hour, we're gonna examine a sense of moral justice.

Individuals, contraband and foreign military.

Informant confirms hour of delivery."

Inquisitor. Ruiner of days. Child of the apocalypse.

Is it tea?

Is money not the goal of this operation?

Is my window shut, Nance?

Is pregnant by her husband.

Is that alcohol, ma'am?

Is that the attractive man from the place that you weren't ?

Is that the same person you're talking about?

Is there ice cream up the street?

Is this really happening?

Is this still about me being a thief?

Is this your house?

Isabelle, would you mind leaving us alone for this one?

Isabelle.

Isabelle's a great kid.

Isn't he on a riverboat somewhere?

Isn't that a fire hazard?

Isn't that how it works here? Nobody tells anybody anything.

It all starts to happen when the sun goes down.

It barked like it was gonna lunge through a window and bite my head off.

It cannot look like it came from me.

It cost me 16,000 to get here from Yoro.

It didn't strike you as odd...

It doesn't feel like Silas.

It happens but it shouldn't happen anymore.

It has happened again.

It has to be tonight?

It is generally agreed upon by men of substance.

It is the business of dark hearted people.

It is time to pay.

It is, isn't it?

It kind of smells like pee.

It means, "Kill me."

It must never happen again.

It pains me we couldn't make this instant human connection.

It starts here...

It stinks. Good thing you're sexy.

It takes a village...

It took you a while.

It used to blow up all the time. Now nothing. Shit just sits there.

It was a one slash two time thing. Meant nothing.

It was Boba Fett.

It was eerie.

It was free because he ate the thing in under an hour.

It was just a body there. Not a person.

It was not my finest hour.

It was so devastating, I miscarried right there.

It was Tempur Pedic.

It was the man in the suit, wasn't it? The boss? Big boss?

It was weird.

It was Yiddish, you could've said anything, any lie you wanted.

It wasn't a castle. It was a lump of sand.

It wasn't planned or anything. Just happened.

It will be a good day for blanca.

It will be painful.

It will help you.

It will provide quality medical care to all citizens of Tijuana.

It would be a great birthday gift.

It's It's this way.

It's 45 minutes.

It's a big job, sweetie.

It's a big tip off.

It's a boat song.

It's a camera.

It's a common Mexican name. Steven, right?

It's a cultural thing.

It's a front, isn't it?

It's a gun, all right? Let's all just mellow out.

It's a little quirky to masturbate to pictures of your mother.

It's a lot of hair.

It's a maternity store.

It's a puzzler.

It's a secret recipe from my mother.

It's a shame you boys never got a chance to know her.

It's a tunnel. There's no magical "Weed Only" sign at the entrance.

It's a van. Over there.

It's a whole operation.

It's a world gone mad.

It's all my fault.

It's all part of a plan.

It's all rigged to blow your fingers off.

It's an inconvenience, but we'll get by.

It's ayahuasca.

It's beautiful. I'm having jerk off flashbacks.

It's been forever since I had to court a chick...

It's bullshit.

It's cash only.

It's casual, but evening casual, you know.

It's chance. And I'm gonna give you one.

It's definitely fate.

It's dried out. Full of enough mold to cure strep.

It's fine.

It's for my lips.

It's for your own good. You've become a danger to yourself and others.

It's gone now.

It's gonna be hard for me to see you in the short term.

It's good to make friends, Ceil.

It's good weed.

It's got a padded seat. It's like taking a shit on a mushroom.

It's her, man.

It's her.

It's his golden opportunity.

It's honey.

It's hot.

It's how I build schools.

It's how you provide for your family.

It's important to know our neighbors to the south.

It's just business, Guillermo.

It's just not done.

It's just that there's a group of people I like more: my fellow countrymen.

It's just, I'm dealing with some seriously thwarted expectations...

It's like 15 dimes in here.

It's like a dust ruffle.

It's like a self improvement pyramid scheme.

It's like a sonic healing session.

It's like Spaldings. You know what Spaldings are?

It's lovely.

It's magic.

It's me.

It's Motown. It's cold, you can layer. I hear there's a Great Lake.

It's Nancy. Leave me a message.

It's never gonna happen again, I swear.

It's nice, isn't it?

It's not enough.

It's not like I haven't been to the garage before.

It's not like she has anywhere to go. And I was back before dinner.

It's not necessarily bad.

It's not.

It's nothing fancy, but it does the job.

It's okay, Nance. Go outside, gather your thoughts.

It's okay.

It's sandwiched between caffeine side effects...

It's so corrupt.

It's sort of like an experiment.

It's such an unexpected pleasure to see you, loser.

It's tearing me up inside. I had to come clean.

It's the devil I know.

It's the drug business. It's dangerous.

It's the first thing people see.

It's the kind of smell that overpowers all other smells.

It's time to move on. We take you off the sales floor.

It's time to move on...

It's time to take on some responsibility. For all we know, she's going to prison.

It's too early to tell...

It's too late.

It's totally freaking me out.

It's true, I don't.

It's weird seeing all these old pictures around.

It's what Bubbie wants. What's your problem?

It's work, it's fine.

It's work.

It's Yiddish. She speaks Yiddish.

It's your family.

It's your first day. Give it a chance.

It's your job to threaten to shoot me, not to actually shoot me.

Jackpot.

Jail reflex.

Jaywalking.

Jeez. What are you complaining about? We got Celia out of here.

Jesus, this is a frat house. I'm living in a frat house.

Jesus.

Jesus. You are fucking kidding me.

Joke.

Judah showed me naked pictures of you.

Judah would bring it up every once in a while...

Judah would have never

Julio's just doesn't travel well.

Just be aware there's a long wait to get back.

Just because he's dead doesn't mean he was a saint.

Just check the monitors.

Just get it in green. Come on.

Just give it a tug...

Just give me $300 in cash right now and the subject is dead.

Just give me a number.

Just less.

Just let me grab a shirt.

Just let me know if you need any help with anything.

Just listen.

Just once. Okay, twice, but not two separate times.

Just say yes.

Just shaving here.

Just slap them all together, take out your big knife

Just their frames.

Just this once, you may use the tunnel.

Just walk away, Mr. Coyote, or limp away.

Just, you know, follow Paseo de los Heroes...

Katie.

Keep a low profile. Blend.

Keep an eye on her feeding tube and check her diaper for deposits.

Keep the fanny pack tucked inside your hoodie...

Keep your cell phone on.

Kept me toasty on the porch last night.

Kids are tired. I'd rather not use a credit card and leave a paper trail.

Kill me.

Kiss me again.

Know that woman I showed you on my phone?

Kucho will take care of us.

Kung Pao made me piss out of my ass.

Ladies, whose names are escaping me right now...

Lady Liberty beckons.

Lady's A Charm, Please Pass the Salt.

Lake Davenport, Florida.

Larger, safer, away from where I sell, right?

Last week, Nancy received a portion of your shipment.

Laundry.

Learn a lesson.

Learned all you need? Wanna make a real run?

Leave a message and while you do it, imagine me listening to it...

Leave her alone. She's a bag of broccoli. If Judah were alive today

Leave one of the bags here.

Legendary!

Len, your mother is dying.

Len.

Lenny Botwin. I own the house.

Lenny.

Lenny. He said you...

Lenny's a master at giving kids age inappropriate tasks.

Lento, I'm sorry.

Let her rest in peace.

Let it slide, you know? Boys will be boys.

Let me guess, spring break, right?

Let me guess.

Let me guess. You're the hot sauce?

Let me think about it. I don't like Mexicans.

Let me try to figure out...

Let that guide you.

Let the silence bring us closer. Yeah, I can dig it.

Let's break into the science lab and get high on nitrous.

Let's do this shit.

Let's get back on the road. Shane, you sure you don't need to pee...

Let's get walking.

Let's go next door to the pet store.

Let's go to hell.

Let's go, Andy, come on.

Let's go. You, come on. Let's go, out.

Let's help her find peace.

Let's just give him the guy who hugged me. He's annoying.

Let's just go, huh? We can stay at a motel.

Let's look at this as a cultural expedition to a primitive land.

Let's see.

Let's talk numbers. What's the going rate per smuggle?

Life is a test.

Life is just blah, blah, blah.

Like 30 years of psychotherapy in one night.

Like a **** kit?

Like all those tasteless assholes up and down the block...

Like an incredibly humane, merciful, dignified yes...

Like half a rock is worth getting fucked with a mannequin leg.

Like he's special.

Like I'm gonna make money on a fire.

Like Taxicab Confessions.

Like the JetBlue of coyotes.

Like this is some fucking honor?

Like to start tonight? Sun's going down.

Like trafficking with the Mexican Mafia?

Like...

Lisa and I have...

Lisa told me you would say no.

Lisa. Hi.

Listen, breeder, my gaydar is never wrong.

Listen, genocide can happen again if we're not vigilant.

Listen, listen.

Listen, she was a very spry woman in her day.

Listen, you cock juggling thundercunt.

Listen.

Little rice dick. All that soy.

Little shit.

Lives in France. They're all there.

Lluvia de Peces.

Location, location, location.

Locked the fucking You're very attractive, yeah.

Look around. Hey, we're not selling pictures of Judah.

Look at all this room back here.

Look at this.

Look at this. Everyone wants a piece.

Look at us. Purposeless, directionless, homeless.

Look at yoga ass. With an ass like an apricot that she got in yoga.

Look at you, your sway.

Look at you.

Look away.

Look how thoughtful he is.

Look how young and smiley. Gorgeous.

Look what message you sent.

Look who's keeping lists.

Look, Asian with big fake tits. What is that?

Look, go back to your father.

Look, honey.

Look, just start talking.

Look, man. What's it gonna take?

Look, pal, this is my Hope.

Look, she's probably scared.

Look, Silas.

Look, Tex, I bet you would risk life and limb....

Look, you wanted this, not me.

Look.

Look. Look around.

Look. Look at your hands.

Look. That's Doug Wilson.

Look. The crates again.

Looking to recruit, transport and harbor my people...

Looks like I'm gonna be doing it for a long, long time.

Looks like the border patrol.

Looks real, right?

Lost my cool, bringing it back in.

Lou Dobbs, Lou Dobbs, Lou Dobbs.

Lou Dobbs, Lou Dobbs.

Lou Dobbs!

Love knows no borders, man.

Love tired?

Love...

Lower your voice.

Maddy Shaheen, I'm the public defender assigned to your case.

Made from plants from the Amazon rain forest.

Made it easier to be friends when we were friends.

Mahi mahi, big. Big.

Make an appearance at city hall.

Make the best thing that you make.

Make, model, color?

Man, I seen bitches like her.

Man, I wish I grew up then. I got totally shafted.

Man, I'm two years from retirement myself.

Man, you got some arbitrary rules you live by.

Many arrests.

Maria Mermex.

Maria, any ideas? Just, please, no more Mexican food.

Maria?

Maria. That's what I meant.

MarzipAndy. Yeah, at least 10.

May I have a week off?

Maybe another word for "weird" without all the weird connotations of weird...

Maybe I can push my meeting.

Maybe I should buy her scented body wash.

Maybe if you put it under your pillow, you get a dollar from the shrapnel fairy.

Maybe if you stop and ask.

Maybe it was her sled.

Maybe she's just taking a nap.

Maybe the Chupacabra.

Maybe the Mexicate.

Maybe the MZO.

Maybe they gave you the wrong key.

Maybe we should get another one of these.

Maybe we should strap the drugs to the birds.

Maybe we'll let it go to voice mail.

Maybe you know somebody who wants to rent it?

Maybe.

Medium, large, large, small, petite.

Meet me this afternoon by the border at the outlet mall.

Melia, Cybelle, Adelita.

Mellow out, Jesus.

Mellow.

Men and their need for cheese.

Messy.

Mexicate Cartel, they got one through 323.

Mexico.

Might be another reason why he's in the lobby.

Migraine, I think.

Migraine.

Mind your own business.

Mine was on mute.

Mom isn't gonna find out.

Mom lifted up the pillow...

Mom, are you shooting heroin?

Mom, remember that small business loan we discussed?

Mom, were you shooting heroin?

Mom, why are you Googling the mayor of Tijuana?

Mom?

Mom.

Mom. Mom.

Mom's car smells like gas. It's giving me a headache.

Mommy was too sedated to think of it.

Mommy's terrified.

Money is very much the goal of this operation.

More cousins?

More important than anything you do with this information...

More importantly, the plants need to grow elsewhere.

Morning. You okay?

Moses wasn't half the coyote I am.

Motherfucker.

Mr. Wilson, we could use your help out here.

Mr. Wilson?

Ms. Botwin?

Much like that.

Must be a little distracted because my house burned down.

Must be nice being El Andy.

Must be upsetting. Unless you own a horse.

Must have thought you were fucking around on her.

My arms got tired. You?

My ass is always on fire.

My brother saw him in gym class.

My brother.

My car smells like gas?

My car was towed. I'm here to pick it up.

My cellmate, Chita, says that she's gonna make me her special girl.

My children are sleeping next to their unborn cousins.

My cousin Vernon, he'll take care of that. He just need the product.

My daughters.

My family left me, buddy. My life's a toilet.

My family will not be going into witness protection.

My grandmother died.

My kid is awesome. You're just cheap.

My last meal was a bowl of chili peanuts.

My life...

My life's a toilet.

My mom hit me.

My mom says you dress like a prostitute.

My mom was in jail, and then suddenly she's free and working for your mom.

My mom won't let me trick or treat here on Halloween.

My mom.

My mom's at a custody mediation in Ventura with my dad.

My mom's doing her Landmark Forum Summit at a hotel by the airport.

My mom's in Borrego, conducting a sound bath in a biospheric dome.

My mom's probably going on a date with a drug kingpin.

My name is Lee Milne, and I'm a family intervention specialist.

My name never appears on any piece of paper.

My old stains...

My partner is dead.

My phone was fine, but I've been ignoring your calls.

My retarded cousin Tom used to be a janitor.

My son has turtles.

My success in business allows me to give back to the community.

My wife, gone, also my fault. Warts...

Mystery solved.

MZO got 667 to 1,500.

Nance, has my window of opportunity closed?

Nance.

Nance. Hey, where the hell are you?

Nancy Botwin.

Nancy who?

Nancy, I need to get going.

Nancy, if it all burns down, what are you gonna do?

Nancy!

Nancy?

Nancy? She and Celia were in PTA together...

Nancy.

Nancy. Hi, Silas.

Neck feeling the burn.

Need like 10 more minutes, Izzy.

Never been there.

Never fear, Doug is here.

Never made a lot of money at it.

Never mind. I'll drive the van.

Never.

New customer base.

New grow house.

New school, first day jitters.

Nice choice.

Nice doing business with you.

Nice dress, Mom.

Nice platter. That's such a nice platter.

No fucking way. Thank you, God. My mom was not hot.

No generic.

No hope for relief from the crushing defeat and futility...

No more hiding. No more hiding.

No more. Mexican took his job.

No one actually saw you drive the Escalade into the store.

No one ever speaks my name. This meeting never happened.

No one here knows an Esteban.

No one would hear the sound of breaking glass...

No passport?

No prospects, no direction.

No runs. No dealing. No more drugs.

No straight man knows what a drop waist dress is.

No stupid expansion. No stupid mistakes.

No way. It might not be here when we get back.

No Xanax. Restylane.

No, "Mom."

No, Andy. We can't stay at a motel. We've been driving all day.

No, back there a ways.

No, Captain Till.

No, cash on delivery.

No, fate. It's fate.

No, I did not.

No, I don't, Mr. Wilson.

No, I need you to re dress the mannequins.

No, I think she hates you too.

No, I was just talking about all the pictures around the house.

No, I'm good. I got it covered. Go.

No, it's your mother.

No, no, no. I have my own car.

No, no, to ****. It must never happen again to ****.

No, no.

No, not for me.

No, not one?

No, of course not. No one tries to get out of sex with me.

No, peyote is a bicycle. Ayahuasca's a rocket ship.

No, sir. That's my urine.

No, that is not it.

No, they're American.

No, wait. You were recording me, and there's no drugs?

No, you are going home.

No, you didn't really "like her" like her. She was a fantasy.

No?

No? Come on, lay down.

No? Not one?

No? Okay.

No.

No. I kept it. I like that poster.

No. I'm just....

No. I'm not okay. Do I look okay?

No. Makes no sense.

No. No cocaine. Just pot.

No. No relation.

No. No Tijuana. I always stayed at a resort in Cabo.

No. No, no, no. Doug and I are just doing...

No. No, no.

No. Nobody have.

No. Not yet.

No. Pills are not gonna help.

No. Sooner, and only us.

No. Sorry.

No. We're going to a wedding.

No. You need to stop hanging out with bad people.

Nope, my fault. I made him gay.

North south. J. Crew.

Not a bean on the tortilla. I repeat, not a bean on the tortilla.

Not anymore.

Not bad. Not bad.

Not by him.

Not canceled, postponed.

Not fine.

Not for personal use.

Not Francie can sleep in Bubbie's room.

Not if I can help it.

Not in any other way.

Not in the bed. There's a nice couch.

Not like Hope. Sometimes after making love, she'd dead lift me.

Not me. Nancy.

Not much.

Not my customer base.

Not my issue. But then, I have trouble breathing after I've been shot at...

Not on a white woman.

Not one, three.

Not really.

Not so much.

Not the kind of thing you can ask someone else.

Not this time.

Not what I hear.

Not you.

Nothing bad is gonna happen to Nancy, right?

Nothing crazy, just a nice little farm where I can grow pot...

Nothing is ever enough...

Nothing.

Now get the fuck out of here.

Now that this is all over...

Now that you've purchased new shoes...

Now we remember.

Now what?

Now you look way outside your world right now.

Now you're just a zombie.

Now, Agent Shlatter.

Now, Guillermo, you know I don't like to micromanage.

Now, I don't believe in wireless phones...

Now, if you choose to arm yourself, you do so...

Now, that's a real gun pressed against your head.

Now, that's my name.

Now, that's one of a kind.

Now, that's what I'm hoping for. New town, new pussy.

Now, there's no reason to be scared. We are all here to help you.

Now, what do you wanna talk about?

Now, what would you like the card to say?

Of course it struck me as odd, but I didn't ask any questions...

Of course it's me.

Of course not.

Of course they are. Black guys never get arrested. But here we sit...

Of course we love her. She loves us too.

Of course you do. You talk to dead people.

Of course you have.

Of course.

Off of Celia. Off permanently.

Off to Mexico.

Oh, ain't we fancy?

Oh, all he cares about's his sportsbook.

Oh, and he was the only one out there?

Oh, and that foot thing makes you totally gay.

Oh, and while you're in there...

Oh, buddy.

Oh, Celia scares me.

Oh, Christ.

Oh, come on, you're probably safer in here than you are in town.

Oh, come on.

Oh, cool.

Oh, do not worry, miss.

Oh, do we?

Oh, enough philosopher king bullshit. Money, please.

Oh, fuck, oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God, you are so fucking young.

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Oh, God.

Oh, God. Under control.

Oh, God. We're so out of here.

Oh, here it is.

Oh, hi, Silas, son of my dead brother.

Oh, holy shit.

Oh, I almost forgot.

Oh, I love Huell Howser. Don't you just love him, Celia?

Oh, I'd love her too. Love it.

Oh, I'm an asshole and I'm a shit.

Oh, I'm honored.

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know. I didn't

Oh, I'm sorry. I've already checked the racks.

Oh, iced latte?

Oh, Ignacio.

Oh, it's up. But I'm freaking out. I mean, what do I do?

Oh, Jesus, Bubbie.

Oh, Ma.

Oh, Maria.

Oh, my God, he's huge.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Andy, look.

Oh, my God. I shot you.

Oh, my God. I've been smoking Cheez Whiz.

Oh, no, no, no.

Oh, no, no. Not my Fall Guy belt buckle.

Oh, no, wait. We don't know for sure. Don't you have cousins?

Oh, no.

Oh, no. Come on, stay, Doug. We'll fight them together.

Oh, no. No GPS.

Oh, no. No, I'm gonna stay here.

Oh, right on.

Oh, right.

Oh, right. Of course you did.

Oh, right. Okay.

Oh, she's great, actually, and a bitch, but in a great, tough cookie way.

Oh, shit, family member? No, no, no. Forget this. I'm leaving.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. What do you think she told them?

Oh, smile. You get to drive a hybrid.

Oh, sorry, buddy, the plasma's riding shotgun.

Oh, sorry, man. Forgot you were a Jew.

Oh, this is it. This is it.

Oh, this isn't happening.

Oh, wait, wait. I'm kidding.

Oh, wait.

Oh, well, sure. Much, much smaller. Pigs can get huge.

Oh, well, this can't be easy for her.

Oh, wow, thanks.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. I know just how you feel.

Oh, yeah. It is a little overkill, isn't it? Judah, Judah, Judah.

Oh, yes, I forgot to open with that.

Oh, you do not need a menu.

Oh, you think there's a tiny little immigrant stuffed in my lipstick?

Okay This is a flagrant miscarriage of justice.

Okay, big guy...

Okay, brace yourself. Deep breath.

Okay, Delta pledges...

Okay, everybody check their supply bag.

Okay, everyone, let's move over there...

Okay, fine.

Okay, fine. I spilled gas on myself when I was pouring it on the furniture.

Okay, get to it faster.

Okay, have a good day at the office.

Okay, here we go.

Okay, I got it.

Okay, I hear you. Can I just see one boob?

Okay, I think we're in America now.

Okay, I'll get for you, miss. It's $3.

Okay, I'll hold out my lip and you put it in.

Okay, I'm kind of busy right now. Don't say fuck.

Okay, mama, let's get you dressed.

Okay, no towel. One sec.

Okay, okay, let's settle down.

Okay, okay.

Okay, okay. I hear you.

Okay, sure. Why the hell not?

Okay, talk to her. About what?

Okay, then.

Okay, time to go. Say goodbye to Jimmy Jam.

Okay, we need to be leaving. I smell smoke.

Okay, well, she's almost a dude.

Okay, yeah.

Okay, you used to poop yourself, but now you don't. Okay, then.

Okay?

Okay? I'm gonna go take a bath.

Okay? It's done. It's gone.

Okay? Know what's around you.

Okay.

Okay. All right. Gave it a shot.

Okay. Cool with that.

Okay. Dean, you're next.

Okay. Good. Very good to know.

Okay. Here goes.

Okay. I get that from Geffen's maid.

Okay. Let's take off our shoes and sit...

Okay. Not here, though.

Okay. Okay, I'm sorry.

Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Yeah, I'll see you soon.

Okay. See that?

Okay. Was sex like a drug to you?

Okay. You wanna make a real run?

Old people creep me out.

On the way over here, we had great talks.

On three.

Once you get over the border, take any left off Revolucion and follow the river.

Once. Twice. Several times.

One more time, amigo.

One of Guillermo's men was killed. Someone talked.

One old lady was too slow...

One sec.

One time and then again after.

One twenty five.

One.

Only if you swear, on whatever God you consider significant...

Only to be snuffed out by a hypo allergenic pillow...

Open it.

Open the drawer, reach for my brain, plop it back inside...

Open the gate, please.

Or "sammich." Or "sammy." It's all unacceptable.

Or East St. Louis? I got job offers there too.

Or eat where we shit.

Or find a place where there's no fence.

Or have we moved on to Bubbie's recent trip to Clarityville?

Or is it Botwin?

Or make peace with it.

Or maybe...

Or on your grave.

Or she's out selling drugs.

Or smoke them.

Or steal them.

Or that wood one there.

Or the start of one.

Or this other one here.

Or worse.

Our food might take a little while.

Our grow house just got towed.

Our mission is to secure United States borders and coastal boundaries...

Our sister facility across town has a bed available...

Out of this house. Now.

Outlet mall with Celia?

Over Christmas we're gonna skiing in Whistler.

Over here, it's for border patrol...

Over there, it marks territory.

Page 96.

Paintings missing from the wall.

Pam, get your head out of Huell's ass and go out into the hall.

Paris.

Paseo de los Heroes.

Patch here works at the airport.

Patrol's working my sector today, but the coast should be clear by tomorrow.

Pay your fare, gabacho.

Penne.

People are outraged. Your house burned to the ground...

People are sad. Things are burned. They need their weed.

People came with food.

People don't talk to sidekicks. Like I'm not here.

People just don't get it. We're a gourmet shop, not a sandwich shop.

People like it when you treat them like shit. She gonna come and buy a blouse.

People love cheese.

People love my weed.

People sang and threw beads. It was awesome.

People see you're afraid, they do not vote for you.

People you can trust.

Per body?

Perfume and frustration.

Perhaps we should stop talking.

Petite maternity.

Peyote magic? Like hallucinogenic magic?

Photos are not included.

Pipes. Can I have one?

Plays "Pop Goes the Weasel" 40 million time

Please back the fuck off.

Please be sure.

Please call.

Please change it.

Please don't put me back in jail.

Please don't step on the gas again.

Please get help today."

Please get out of my house.

Please give me a piece of the next weed shipment.

Please help me.

Please tell me that's also going to your zoo.

Please tell me you washed your hands.

Please, Andy, help me.

Please, anything "Gift"?

Please, I'm so not into Asians.

Please, kind employer?

Please, please get that to him tonight.

Please, please, please. I don't want to be anybody's special girl.

Please?

Please.

Please. Just a little bit. It helps me.

Plus, it's like bunking with Darth Vader:

Podcast number 11, a visit

Political science.

Possibly, but what do you really know about her?

Pretend to be a gentleman.

Pretty much.

Previously on Weeds:

Probably because my ex was becoming a drug dealer.

Probably been up there for decades.

Probably not.

Probably poison, but definitely effective.

Professional.

Promise partner.

Psychic, my mother.

Psychotic gangster, burned down Agrestic Guillermo?

Public education, cornerstone of democracy.

Pulling the plug on her, is that what you have in mind?

Put me down. Put me down.

Put the sandwiches in the freezer, and then as soon as I reach Doug...

Quality of information equals degree of leniency.

Questions about me.

Questions answered.

Quik Mart, up the street.

Quit pretending to be a mom.

Quite the workout.

Rad doesn't give a shit, actually.

Rad is fencing.

Rad shouldn't have to shuttle to Napa...

Rad told me it was a special occasion. Your boyfriend's birthday?

Rad, honey, take off your skatey, wheelie thingies.

Rad, I want you to leave the room and shut the door behind you, okay?

Rad's gonna be 17 sooner than you think.

Rad's mom.

**** tree.

Real bullets inside it.

Real estate always bounces back.

Really and truly sorry.

Really?

Really? Oh, you can't tell.

Really? What kind?

Really? With what?

Really.

Reckless, impulsive, but not suicidal.

Red or blue? But be careful. One of them is very dangerous.

Red pays 10.

Remember the Trump Shuttle?

Ren Mar.

Replenish our reserves of oxytocin.

Revolution is a very sad affair.

Right here...

Right or wrong.

Right, because he's the mayor.

Right?

Right.

Right. Hodes.

Rinse off the Nazi plate, will you? And turn the TV back to my channel.

Roy.

Rufus? Lucy?

Ruined everyone's fun.

S I I A S. That's my son.

Said a family member called and said he was taking over her care.

Sale's over.

Same way you know so much about cheese.

San Diego County.

San Diego, California.

San Ysidro.

Sandwiches are bullshit.

Sandwiches.

Save me.

Say goodbye to Izzy for me.

Secure space, where people can't wander in.

Security breach.

See how they grow up to denigrate the fine city of Detroit...

See the ventilator?

See, he looks like my side of the family.

See?

See? Look at this. They're like **** and wedding hors d'oeuvres.

Sell them to old people with no insurance. What do you think?

Sending two kids to the track to place your bets, anyway?

Seriously, kid. You got a gift.

Seriously?

Seven days cooped up with the family felt like death.

Seven days.

Seventeen years as a commercial pilot...

Sex is good, Freud said, or Annie Sprinkle maybe said.

Sex is great and you should have sex safely with your peers...

Shane, get Mommy a pillow.

Shane, how much do we want for the coffee table?

Shane, I've been unavailable to you and that's rotten.

Shane, make sure the front door is left open.

Shane, you need to call off your worker bees.

Shane, you should use the bathroom before we get back in the car.

Shane's sleeping on my old Star Wars sheets.

She does that sometimes.

She doesn't know what's coming out. It's just talk.

She found it.

She going to a massage school in San Bernardino.

She got busted for a pot house. Your pot house, Mom.

She got scared, Doug. I was a fear fuck.

She grew up in an orphanage. Start there.

She had a camera. Lady was taking pictures.

She had this bag with a butterfly on it.

She has done some less than prudent or thoughtful things, but she's Nancy...

She is fucking forcing me to snort coke. Oh, you gotta help me.

She just hates that I'm not *******. It's not personal.

She kept calling me "gooshey purim," or something.

She kept looking at me.

She married a cantor, has four children...

She might have been the one.

She of the magical, house earning pussy.

She owns a cheese store.

She probably went out to buy a "bed skirt."

She ran the whole thing.

She said she wanted to die.

She seemed like an extraordinary woman.

She seized a moment. It was very intense.

She swam in her clothes.

She told us to take your money. Go to the boardwalk and have some fun.

She usually calls him after you leave to talk about adult stuff.

She was a lovely woman.

She was at Auschwitz, for chrissake. What kind of a monster are you?

She was fine.

She was my masterpiece. Six months of injections...

She was so young.

She was two weeks away from an Adam's apple.

She wasn't Guillermo's cousin.

She won't know I said anything, right? Because she is super fierce.

She wouldn't fuck me, but she fucked you.

She's a dyke.

She's a wild hippie.

She's alone and palely loitering.

She's blond. She's got a cheese store.

She's definitely a criminal of some kind.

She's family. She lives by the beach. That's the plan.

She's getting her crew back together.

She's going to be staying with us.

She's gonna be pissed if you take it.

She's got two children. Wasn't she married to one of your guys?

She's in a lot of pain.

She's like a painting.

She's living in Oaxaca with a guy named Rodolfo.

She's losing her shit. Clock strikes 18 and I'm done.

She's my backup. The fucking bitch was supposed to stay in the car.

She's not sleeping. She's somewhere far, far away.

She's probably in there. She never comes out.

She's somewhere...

She's still breathing.

She's terrified of me.

She's the boss.

She's the woman that he's gonna marry.

She's trying to talk!

She's unreliable. She's unavailable.

She's with Guillermo.

She's wonderful.

Shit.

Shit. That's not a clean knife.

Shiva is over.

Shocking, ain't it?

Shocking. How many races were there? Nine?

Shoe still on it. Fuck that.

Shopping.

Should have done it a long time ago.

Should last a few weeks, and then a few more to evict me

Should never have said that in front of you.

Shouldn't you be asking questions about drug things?

Shouldn't you be in school?

Silas and I hide out here.

Silas found one of Judah's Playboys from 1 979 under the mattress.

Silas is fucking Rad's mom.

Silas, I had a thought.

Silas, you don't understand.

Silas, you've taken on more responsibility in a time of upheaval...

Silas!

Silas?

Silas...

Silk chiffon. Expensive to dry clean.

Simone, Harmony. This is Izzy.

Six inch or footlong?

Six inch.

Small bills. Beta blockers.

Small planet, doing my part.

Small.

Smells like you got stood up again.

So all you gotta do is reach down...

So Andy tells me you grew up in an orphanage.

So do we get to pack heat?

So do you wanna be the one...?

So fuck you and your lawyers.

So get ready, everyone...

So how are you doing?

So how do we nab these fuckers?

So how much?

So how's it going?

So I do that, and you do that, and he does that?

So I don't drop dead of a heart attack...

So I figure we'll ask for 2 and settle for 1.5.

So I go to see one of my kids in the foster home...

So I just, what, knock on her door, say:

So I need another one.

So if you slept with any cops or judges it's time to call in the favors.

So let's just kill her?

So mind your own fucking business.

So much for flying under the radar.

So neither of your parents has a problem...

So next time you have less.

So no one's home?

So now it's all making sense.

So now, with that...

So she's going to be staying with us.

So sorry for your loss.

So sorry.

So stay out of my stuff...

So tell me about this boat.

So tell me...

So that means...?

So that's me, that's him and that's you.

So that's why I got stopped? Because I peed?

So the fact that I'm here begging to live with you...

So there may be a dead body in the car when I get there.

So this is a front.

So this is the front room...

So we'll get you out soon.

So we're totally cool.

So when she got too old to schtupp her way out of camp...

So where do the kids sit with all the pot in the back?

So who's the original code breaker, code breaker?

So write it down.

So you are not a lesbian?

So you buy her a house...

So you do poop yourself?

So you never had a sexual relationship with him?

So you'd sit facing me.

So, business. How much of the valley do you think you could cover?

So, Claudio, you think your friends and assorted relatives...

So, the plan.

So, what do I do now?

So, what do you guys think?

So, what do you make of all of this?

So, what do you think?

So, what, are you just fucking with me?

So, what, religious and societal pressures have forced him...

So, what's the haps in here?

So? She wasn't even bedridden until 2006.

So...

Soccer shoe. Soccer shoe.

Soccer shoe. Soccer shoe. Soccer shoe.

Sole custody is the only thing that makes sense.

Some asshole's van is getting towed.

Some crazy shit out there.

Some girls might take that the wrong way.

Some other time, then. Okay.

Some people are victims because they allow themselves to be.

Somebody he wants to impregnate?

Somebody here wants to talk to you, buddy.

Someone make that noise stop.

Someone ratted out Guillermo when he said he wanted to kill me.

Something kind of fell into my lap.

Something to hold on to.

Sometimes a man just needs some cheese.

Sometimes after making love, she'd dead lift me.

Sometimes it takes me a while to remember where I am.

Sometimes life throws you unexpected surprises.

Soon to be dealer. And we make love.

Soon we'll eat.

Soon you can get up and take a nice long bath.

Soonish.

Soothing your conscience at the expense of others.

Sorry about that.

Sorry about that. My phone battery conked out around Oceanside.

Sorry, baby.

Sorry, no comprende.

Sorry. Okay, there. Got it. Good.

Sounds like a nice breakfast.

Sounds like a plan.

Soy Nancy.

Speaking of which, where's Davenport?

Spoon fed Americana.

Stab you with it?

Standing on the street. It's sunny.

Staring at the clock.

Stay away from the hole.

Stay relaxed.

Stay right here where I can see you.

Stay right there.

Still too selfish for that.

Still, we could. Let's say thoughtful things about each other.

Stole his necklace.

Store manager. Gotta question your ass.

Streets that provide the latest in mobile health care.

Strike a pose, Harm.

Stuff, Shane. All replaceable.

Stupid ass bitch.

Such a good idea bringing you.

Sucks being El Doug.

SunChips and bottled water.

Sure you're gonna be okay?

Sure, why not?

Sure. Death is no big deal. Because life is just blah, blah, blah.

Surf dicks and gym class. Can't wait.

Take a little blood. Give a little blood.

Take a walk by the water.

Take care.

Take care. Doug.

Take it. Enjoy.

Take my brain out of my skull and place it in a drawer.

Take some beta blockers. Okay? Just calm your shit down.

Take the pictures. Confront the situation. Deal with it head on.

Talking ruins it.

Taming the whiskers.

Tastes like loss.

Tell Daddy Dean I want 200,000, and tell him to be quick with the cash...

Tell her I expect 10 grand.

Tell her I'm sorry we never got to watch porn together.

Tell her what she wants to hear, then do what you want.

Tell him, Maria.

Tell your friends.

Tempur Pedic. Gotta remember that.

Ten each. No, 15.

Ten minutes, my limit. After 10 minutes in the same room...

Ten thousand dollars.

Terrific. So it's done?

Terrifically Gift Baskets. This is Carol.

Thank God. I need my own room.

Thank goodness you have a place to sleep for the night.

Thank you for coming.

Thank you for that fascinating tidbit.

Thank you for your time, Mr. Mayor.

Thank you very much.

Thank you, Andy. That's very sweet.

Thank you, Barry, for your share.

Thank you, Cesar.

Thank you.

Thanks for raising yourself...

Thanks for sharing.

Thanks, Mom.

Thanks.

Thanks. Feels good. You know...

That That's a lot of product.

That asshole.

That ayahuasca really fucked me up.

That can't be good.

That could be our slogan.

That could have lead in it. Or asbestos.

That guy who brought over Davenport and Marzipan was such an asshole.

That guy who brought over Davenport and Marzipan...

That happens to be the woman that spent the wonder years...

That house belongs to Celia.

That house was never in my name. I was just living there.

That I wanna kill my mother?

That I wanna kill my mother? That I want her dead?

That I want her dead? I wish this would go away?

That in there? That's as good as it gets for Bubbie.

That is an understatement. You can smell this place from a block away.

That is really Now, she kind of had a premonition.

That is so clever.

That is three times today. You're allowing criminals into our business.

That is why Miguel has only one kidney.

That looks like...

That man hearts cock.

That means you hit a fucking pothole.

That must be the boyfriend.

That needle was sticking out of your forehead.

That trifecta was a fluke.

That trifecta was the overlay of the century.

That was good.

That was Hector.

That was my first gig, right? I couldn't afford blow.

That was my room too.

That was really awful, Doug, even for you.

That went well.

That you have the right to choose your death.

That you will have peace.

That you will not fear.

That's 240.

That's a bad blend, harvested probably a year ago and too soon.

That's a good one. I like that.

That's a lie. You're afraid of dirty beer bottles.

That's a nice tree, huh? Looks like someone had a fiesta here.

That's a no?

That's a window.

That's about a six month belly.

That's an offensive term for a lesbian woman.

That's for the little people. Navigator. I get stuck in traffic a lot.

That's great. Blame me.

That's his name. Rad.

That's how long I've been sitting here waiting for you guys.

That's how much I care.

That's it? That's all you're sorry for?

That's it.

That's just a heads up.

That's more like it.

That's my copper pipe.

That's my offer, right? You don't like it, do something else.

That's nice.

That's not a problem. I have nothing to say to Mom.

That's not an answer.

That's not fair. I mean, a verbal contract is still a contract.

That's pathetic.

That's Rad.

That's right, Shane. Don't allow it.

That's right.

That's right. Happy birthday. I'm such a phasehead.

That's shocking, just shocking.

That's Silas watering his pot plants in the shower.

That's so generous.

That's so random. And yet brutal. And life changing. I'm sorry, man.

That's some tough shit.

That's the bad coyote, belt stealer guy.

That's the beauty of gambling.

That's the one, Raul.

That's the saddest thing ever."

That's the spirit.

That's the woman your father should've married.

That's too early, Shane. You're too

That's very important.

That's what came through the window unless it was one of the Lincoln things.

That's when I took that crack pipe, broke it off...

That's where I need to go. That's where my daughter is.

That's who you want?

That's why I'm here.

That's your girl outside, isn't it?

That's your mom.

The American dream. Don't think that comes around twice for many people.

The answer to last night's question.

The banks aren't lending.

The bartender's cousin's nephew used to date her friend.

The beach.

The bird hurts. I can be back with Cheetos and malt balls...

The car is downstairs.

The car was clean?

The cat's away. Bring me my baby.

The cheapest way is to tap into the plumbing through here...

The cheese shop is really taking off.

The Cordial Suites La Jolla isn't on their route.

The day's over.

The dressing rooms are back this way.

The drugs.

The finest barcarole ever written

The foot is kind of hot.

The guy who doesn't blow people in public bathrooms.

The hair. Identity crisis, new start, I get it.

The hat.

The invisible man. What would he do if he existed?

The jackpot's up to $350 million.

The kids.

The kitchen.

The man in the suit? Who was the man in the suit?

The man is in love with a beautiful notion.

The man set a town on fire.

The minute Not Francie misses a payment.

The minute Not Francine misses a payment.

The money doesn't like it when you ask questions.

The Mr. Botany thing?

The next two weeks of your life are going to be...

The nurse was fired.

The ocean's the****utic.

The one time we came down here after Silas was born...

The one who tried to **** Reyna and stab me in the neck.

The one with the pot plants, or the one with the injured, idiot ex husband?

The part where you sit there wondering just how fucked you are.

The people next to you will become your best friends.

The plant teaches you what you need to learn.

The policy number you gave us...

The problem is space. I need more space.

The red bra you got hanging in the shower is totally hot.

The rest of you....

The saddest thing is, I was so fucked up, I went in the wrong house.

The sexy, scary, beardy one.

The soccer shoe. Football shoe.

The Sterling Celebration doesn't come with cookies.

The storm I can weather.

The three of you can take the Prius.

The Tijuana Police?

The toilets are metal.

The trick is making it work for you.

The truth is in 10 years, I'm gonna be almost 50...

The truth is that you and I have a lot of fun right now...

The truth is, none of you have any chance in hell...

The way of El Andy...

The what thing?

The whole thing was Judah's idea!

Then go do it.

Then he got replaced by a younger donkey...

Then he started giggling because he said "fingered"...

Then he stood on our slide and took a piss in our pool.

Then I have work. So maybe later on this afternoon?

Then maybe it's time for us to go. I don't want you getting all upset.

Then my idiot ex husband had an accident...

Then we switched to manna, which fell from the sky.

Then what should we talk about?

Then what's your faggy ass doing here? Can't get it up?

Then, just when you think you have the whole blah damn thing figured out...

Then, work with what you have or fucking move!

Therapy, bonding, all the fucking yapping.

There are guns coming through the tunnel into your city.

There are only 40 of them left in the world.

There are rules among men, Andy. Codes.

There are several discrepancies that Jesus. Cock, you've got a Christ on.

There are sheets in the hall closet.

There he is.

There is a Jack in the Box on the other side.

There is no law against being the unwitting participant in a crime...

There is no one, Andy. We're all alone.

There was some international confusion.

There was this girl...

There was this strange meeting.

There were more girls in the tunnel. I know that.

There will be no reason to go into witness protection.

There you go.

There. On the stairs. She's looking at the g****s.

There's 10,000 in it for you if you don't fuck it up.

There's a bathroom, file cabinets.

There's a charter school down the street.

There's a giant hole in the floor.

There's a gun in here.

There's a lesson in this for you.

There's a recession. Banks aren't lending.

There's a tunnel.

There's a tunnel. You make a bust.

There's an amazing German deli in Carlsbad.

There's big money in it if you do it real good.

There's Mom.

There's money, believe me.

There's no magical "Weed Only" sign at the entrance.

There's no one there.

There's no recovery. There's just pain...

There's not a schvartze in sight.

There's only one thing left to do.

There's plenty of food for us in the kitchen.

There's really no easy way to say this.

These are all 50 states. You can't break up the set, man.

These are for you, my love.

These are from girls who have been under this tree with evil men.

These are police running drugs.

These corn flakes, they're old.

These pants are great, very elastic.

These Pop Tarts are good.

These tears are shed in the name of greater good.

They asked me a few questions, sent me home.

They break it up into categories.

They could be what?

They did lose every other time.

They don't get you in the first two minutes, you're golden.

They don't stop moving.

They go to the people who want them.

They had them on a commune that I crashed at for a while.

They have a metal detector.

They have quick hands.

They just squawking to let their Mexican buddies know...

They keep it in a locked cabinet.

They kept the room locked.

They like to be bribed.

They like to party with all the money...

They paid you, right?

They really wanna have sex.

They talk to each other on the phone all the time.

They talked and he left.

They took off their shoes.

They tore the car apart, couldn't find anything.

They were confiscated.

They'll bring food and pay their respects.

They're a nice married couple having a baby.

They're all lying.

They're always here.

They're from a friend of mine.

They're her holocaust numbers.

They're illegals.

They're in the desk drawer.

They're in the engine.

They're lying. They're all lying.

They're my customers.

They're nice.

They're regular Pop Tarts.

They're totally cool with it.

Things are awesome for El Andy.

Things with Doug.

Think about going there again.

Think happy thoughts.

Think it could be good.

Think maybe they wanna close up? We've been here a while.

Think she shaves her pits?

Thirty.

This house looks cool.

This house should stay in the family.

This information I have, very few people have it.

This is a good man.

This is a limited edition. Very nice

This is a nightmare.

This is a really big day for you.

This is Andrew. Andrew Botwin.

This is better.

This is Big and Tall, Checkpoint 5.

This is bullshit.

This is Desert Eagle, heading back to HQ.

This is Desert Eagle. We got mojados in Sector 5.

This is drugs. Why aren't you in school?

This is from my mom.

This is going really well, and I'm only on my second step.

This is Ignacio. Ignacio, this is Sanjay.

This is Lento. He's going to see his mother.

This is like a movie. I wish we had Milk Duds.

This is Lisa.

This is my cousin Amparo.

This is my girlfriend. She was swimming with her clothes.

This is my place, babe.

This is new to me. Okay?

This is not a spite cancellation.

This is not what I had in mind. Those are people's homes.

This is stress.

This is the backroom.

This is the first time I've left the hotel in weeks.

This is the love of his life.

This is the same address. It's the same thing.

This is the third time you've canceled.

This is the woman your amigo searches for?

This is totally gonna work.

This is way outside my kink zone.

This is weird.

This is what my people ate as we wandered the desert for 40 years.

This is what my people ate as we wandered the desert.

This is your new job. We're making you manager.

This is yours.

This looks familiar.

This lovely roof over our heads, recent bee infestation excluded...

This man gave me a chance. He is giving both of us a chance here.

This one is mine, boys.

This one's from 2007.

This was before he chipped his tooth. Then he got that fake one.

This was to see how you did with the border cops.

This will serve as official notification that all charges...

This will unwind it.

Those dirty whiskers.

Those were fireflies.

Those were pre ordered.

Those won't start a car.

Thoughts?

Three bedrooms, two baths and a little boy.

Three dollars.

Three.

Three. Two.

Time for you to get the fuck out of my house.

Time is cruel.

Tiny, little.

To have this sexual kind of relationship...

Together we're kind and pretty and nice and beautiful.

Together.

Tolan said he made a necklace out of Dan's teeth.

Tolerating the company of my coworkers.

Tomorrow night?

Tomorrow we review the tape.

Tonight.

Took him to Long Beach, put him on a plane.

Took my car this time, though.

Total popular misconception.

Traffic?

Tragic story with the mauled panda. Very upsetting.

Tried to give myself a Mohawk using my mom's lady shaver.

Tried waking you for nookie, but you sleep like a corpse.

Truly. I might write a poem.

Truthfully, wait until the border patrol changes shifts and scale a fence.

Try not to get shot.

Try not to look homeless.

Tuna.

Turn around.

Twizzlers, some tampons.

Two pierced strangers.

Two sons. Shane and Silas.

Two washcloths?

Two.

Una brake light especial?

Una favor, por favor.

Una hora, you come back, eh?

Unbelievable.

Unbelievable. You know what?

Uncle Andy was right.

Under control.

Unified front. Three men approach.

Unless we use one of those, but I don't know where we'd get that.

Unless you're in a position to pay me a million and a half dollars...

Unless you've grown an extra dick, I don't think that's gonna be possible.

Up. Come on.

Use the downstairs bathroom.

Used to do it all the time when we were kids.

Vagina power. I'll buy you a big strap on for Hanukkah.

Ventolin and Aerobid.

Very bad.

Very good point. You could be homeless for all we know.

Very, very, very sorry.

Vigilante. Such pains in the ass.

Vince?

Vintage murdered dog collars.

Visitation is over, come on.

Viva Zapata!

Wait on that.

Wait till you see the six month ass.

Wait, that wasn't it. Hold on. It's gonna be really good.

Wait, wait.

Wait, what is that?

Wait. Is my mom with your mom?

Wait. No, don't tell her that. Tell her...

Wait. What is it? You're not thinking happy thoughts.

Waiting for...

Walk with me here, okay?

Wanna do it?

Wanna make sure you're not doing anything stupid.

Want, need, demand, a constant drain.

Warm.

Was it the morphine drip?

We all fucked up, okay?

We are here to inaugurate this mobile medical unit.

We both know you're gonna talk, so go ahead and talk.

We can do this.

We can still go to the restaurant, you guys.

We can't stay here.

We caught her outside listening.

We could be good coyotes. Nice coyotes.

We could bring her back here if we were coyotes.

We could bring her back here...

We could save money if we didn't use a contractor.

We could save money if we didn't use a contractor. I could do it.

We decided it would be best to pull the plug, though.

We did a good job burying Pete.

We did it, man.

We don't get many bean counters volunteering.

We don't have a whole lot of family.

We don't have to make the same mistakes this time. We've learned.

We don't play that shit in here.

We don't tolerate bigotry, officially.

We got a little delayed.

We got you a present.

We got you covered on this side...

We gotta move to Mexico.

We had sex. I'm sorry, we did.

We happen to have a daughter who hasn't seen you in over two years.

We have no idea, and we probably never will.

We have no intention of abandoning you.

We haven't stopped at a gas station.

We just don't know. The bottom line is, we don't shit where we eat.

We lost our homes.

We need you.

We need your face here.

We never get a straight answer.

We passed a taco cart. Why don't you get one?

We ran your insurance info a few times, and it's not exactly accurate.

We really shouldn't be wasting it by talking.

We report. We observe. We report.

We researched insurance policies on the municipal buildings.

We researched the insurance policies on the municipal buildings.

We sell comfort and fashion to pregnant women.

We send Shane in to convince the old man.

We shall see.

We should be coyotes.

We should move in together.

We should talk about you.

We should've done this years ago.

We sold $8327 worth of Lenny's stuff and fuck him, we're keeping it.

We still need to talk about the GED.

We sure can. What kind of basket were you thinking of?

We tried it with pigeons. Can't really carry too much weight.

We used to have a Nancy. She was a good worker.

We will help the sad, tall, angry, baby man find her.

We will not harm you.

We will treat her as family.

We'll arrest you tomorrow and make it look right.

We'll arrest you tomorrow, make it look right.

We'll be in touch.

We'll get you a safe in there before you open.

We'll go out to the source.

We'll just....

We'll pretend to ask, and you'll pretend to know nothing.

We'll see how strong your resolve is after more couch squatting.

We're a block from the beach.

We're all a bunch of babies, waiting for Mom to make the money.

We're all like one big....

We're all working through it.

We're Americans.

We're cargo.

We're closed.

We're doing God's work.

We're going to need your room vacant within the hour.

We're going to see Bubbie.

We're gonna be doing some remodeling here.

We're gonna do post game later.

We're gonna do some remodeling around here.

We're gonna figure this out.

We're gonna have to have a discussion...

We're gonna see Bubbie.

We're in Mexico chasing a dream.

We're interesting and worthwhile people.

We're just hoping for sunshine. Preparing for rain.

We're just saying our goodbyes.

We're mostly servicemen or cops. Or used to be, at least.

We're partners.

We're proud too.

We're pudding.

We're sitting shiva for Bubbie.

We're trying to launch a coyote business.

We're vastly undermanned.

We're working on a science project for science.

We've got a heroin detox in Room 603 and meth in 41 2.

We've got the computer. We've got the photo album.

We've learned to not do it anymore.

Wear it around my neck. I become your God.

Weed.

Welcome back, blanca.

Welcome to America. Happy days. Have you seen this girl?

Welcome to the border.

Well, as luck would have it, it's not your mom.

Well, could you turn down the air conditioning?

Well, did you get that box of loose pictures from the garage?

Well, dreams are weird.

Well, either way, she's cool. She can hang with us.

Well, fine, Len, you're a God among men.

Well, fuck her. And fuck you!

Well, good.

Well, great. We're all set with that.

Well, how about I buy some off you...

Well, I do. You've proven it to me. You wanna know how?

Well, I need a bag.

Well, I think I can make you happy.

Well, I was thinking a 10 percent finder's fee is generous.

Well, I'm 18 now. I can be your legal guardian.

Well, in Colombia, I was deputy transportation administrator.

Well, is here, but here isn't here anymore, apparently.

Well, it's about time. Can I do a theme?

Well, it's not so much that I don't like them, sir.

Well, it's part of the job.

Well, let me check.

Well, let's go.

Well, look at you.

Well, look who it is, my walking buddy.

Well, look...

Well, my guess is it's Dan. Everyone wants to be friends with Dan.

Well, no.

Well, people collect dishes, corks, old gynecological instruments.

Well, she loves her great grandchildren.

Well, sometimes you eat the bear. Sometimes the bear eats you.

Well, thank you for doing this.

Well, thank you.

Well, thanks.

Well, that at least I can wrap my head around.

Well, that, at least, I can wrap my head around.

Well, that's an amazing diagnosis.

Well, that's what I depend on.

Well, then where am I supposed to put them?

Well, then...

Well, then....

Well, these streets all look the same.

Well, they bounce.

Well, this bill's from 2004.

Well, three of them.

Well, unfortunately for you, I do not share that need.

Well, unfortunately, we might have to wait

Well, we're just gonna go...

Well, why do you not sign them?

Well, why don't we all go out, then?

Well, with all due respect, fuck you.

Well, yes. But no.

Well, you could embezzle from Ren Mar.

Well, you got it. Welcome to my life.

Well, you gotta respect a man who speaks his mind, huh, Ma?

Well, you inspire me.

Well, you tell her to consider it first month's rent.

Well, you're in love with Nancy.

Well.

Well...

Went down with some college friends to drink some tequila.

What about gourmet sandwiches?

What about Sanjay?

What about Sitio de Perdido?

What about the Chinese? They're loaded.

What about Till?

What am I gonna eat? What am I gonna drink?

What am I really doing?

What am I supposed to do now?

What are we looking at exactly? What is this?

What are we supposed to be waiting for?

What are we talking? Sheep, goats?

What are you afraid of?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing with that?

What are you doing?

What are you gonna do with all your cash and free time?

What are you guys up to?

What comes through the tunnel.

What could I do? I'm getting better.

What did she do?

What did you do?

What did you have for breakfast?

What do I give a shit about the other places?

What do I need a gun for?

What do we do now? What do we do? What do we do?

What do we got? She's sitting shiva and he's environmentally sensitive?

What do you mean I'm not looking so hot myself?

What do you think brings two people together, Ms. Hodes:

What do you think she meant by that?

What do you want from me, Len? It's been 20 years.

What do you want me to say?

What do you want, Nancy?

What does it mean?

What does that mean, "regaliz rojo"?

What does the big lizard eat?

What else is there?

What happened here last night?

What happened to all the cheese?

What happened to the solid subway tile field with hex tiles on the floor?

What happens when Mom gets arrested? We need to make a plan.

What I mean to say...

What if it wasn't a lizard?

What if it's a fucking alien? I'm all fucked up. Take me home.

What if there's an earthquake?

What if there's no money?

What if we went to Newark?

What is all this noise?

What is it?

What is that?

What is with all the birds?

What is wrong with your tall friend?

What month is this belly?

What seems to be the problem?

What she did with it has nothing to do with me.

What sort of potentially illegal activity are you engaging in, in that dress?

What the F?

What the fuck do you want?

What the fuck does he do?

What the fuck is that?

What the hell happened to you? I've been sitting here, calling.

What we pay our help in a year won't cover a week here.

What were you doing?

What will they start?

What you deliver to me, I give back to you.

What you doing here?

What, are you the money detective? Give me that.

What, did you leave a scarf over a lamp?

What, you thought we worship the devil?

What?

What? He's the other guy in Wham!

What? My plants.

What? No.

What? We partners, right?

What? What does that mean?

What? Why are you looking at me funny?

What? Yes.

What's a marimacha?

What's coming through the tunnel?

What's going on here?

What's going on?

What's in the engine?

What's in the hole?

What's my job here?

What's the brand name?

What's the grand total?

What's the greatest cheese ever?

What's this?

What's up, dude?

What's up? Hi.

What's with all the skirt flapping?

What's with the numbers on the wall?

What's wrong?

What's your point?

Whatever you call it, I need more.

Whatever. Still, very thoughtful.

When banks aren't lending, people aren't buying.

When did the floodgates open?

When did we decide you were gonna move your plants?

When I can trust they won't tell my cunt ex wife where I am.

When I crash, we all crash.

When I finish my coffee, we'll go.

When I hear the unbelievably stupid reason...

When the water got here.

When they met and who introduced them.

When you start to hate her again, which you will...

When you're ready, we'll be here.

When's the last time you chased a dream?

Whenever I swim in the ocean, I get a really sick rash.

Where are they going?

Where are we gonna live when Dad's FEMA vouchers run out?

Where are we gonna live?

Where are you going?

Where are you?

Where are you? I've tried you like 50 times.

Where did you get that?

Where did your mother get this money?

Where do I sit?

Where do the kids sit with all the pot in the back?

Where exactly is this grow room?

Where I was abused.

Where the hell is my bathrobe?

Where there's fire People like to smoke

Where were you guys?

Where were you last night?

Where you launder money.

Where?

Where'd Nancy go? She ditch us?

Where'd she get the coke?

Where's my Armageddon bag?

Where's my shit? I used to have shit.

Where's Nancy?

Where's Nancy? I'm lonely.

Where's your family?

Wherever Shane goes. I'll talk to Nancy.

Which means, I pay you back faster.

Whichever one hasn't burned down.

Who are the girls?

Who are you talking to?

Who are you to tell him he could stay here?

Who buys old dishes?

Who controls what part of the wall.

Who could resist a little capsule shaped escape?

Who did?

Who is "informant"?

Who is Guillermo's boss?

Who is this bitch?

Who owns the fucking tunnel?

Who owns the tunnel?

Who said anything about drugs, man?

Who the fuck are you?

Who the fuck is here? I've got a vicious dog.

Who the hell are you bursting in here like this?

Who told you we were closed?

Who wants another muffuletta?

Who was trying to kill you?

Who's gonna look there?

Who's Guillermo's boss?

Who's next? Let's go.

Who's the fall guy now, coyote ugly?

Who's the fucking animal on the other side of the fence?

Who's the king of the school? The most popular, the most athletic?

Whoa, check this out.

Whoa, hombre, not cool.

Why are you always such a prick to me?

Why are you calling attention to yourself?

Why are you here in our house, Mr. Wilson?

Why are you here?

Why are you here? Where is Dean?

Why are you looking at me funny?

Why are you taking pictures?

Why can't we all just get along?

Why can't you buy drugs in the U.S., like a normal person?

Why can't you buy your drugs in the U.S. like a normal person?

Why couldn't he have had a gun?

Why didn't you have an empty container...

Why didn't you say anything? Eighteen, right?

Why didn't you tell me about not putting drugs in my car...

Why do I smell gasoline?

Why do you even bother asking anymore?

Why do you think I didn't go in the pool for a year?

Why don't I ask my questions, and then we can get to yours?

Why don't you take a bag and fill it up with some stuff from the store...

Why else would you put up with all her crap?

Why is she taking pictures?

Why is this locked?

Why not?

Why not? Why aren't you going to jail?

Why would you go walking without your dog?

Why would your mom have $15,000 in cash hidden in a hatbox?

Will you be looking into me?

Win your heart.

Window to what, Andy?

Winners.

Wish I'd have tried that with my son.

Wish there were more like you, Mr. Wilson.

With a giant tub?

With my butt in his face? I don't think so. I think I'm on my side.

With Not Francie, no less.

With that asshole Danny Melcher. You were giggling.

With the money I am making from my job.

With the violence that we have now, it is very important."

Work on your Spanish.

Would you care to dance with me, Nancy Botwin?

Would you like that?

Would you like to explain why you have drugs hidden in your vehicle?

Would you like to take a trip with me?

Wow, that baby is just gonna tip you over.

Wow, the ocean's like a block away.

Wow, you sound really angry.

Write down how much you wanna make this year.

Wrong.

Xanax? Valium? Ativan?

Yeah, another test.

Yeah, because that'll totally reverse the effects of 90 plus years of life.

Yeah, because you peed.

Yeah, besides that.

Yeah, but Doug's gonna be even better, right?

Yeah, following you everywhere.

Yeah, go ahead. Maybe I'll wear something fun to her funeral.

Yeah, have a good night.

Yeah, how am I gonna make runs if I'm running a store?

Yeah, hybrid car.

Yeah, I do.

Yeah, I gave you the wrong sandwich. My bad.

Yeah, I get it. Gotta go with who you know...

Yeah, I got nothing for that.

Yeah, I party.

Yeah, I'll remember that...

Yeah, I'm looking. One second.

Yeah, it works there too.

Yeah, just be yourself, Doug.

Yeah, okay.

Yeah, over there. Bust it open. I could use the hand lotion.

Yeah, right.

Yeah, she has trust issues.

Yeah, she's hot. But the INS?

Yeah, sure.

Yeah, that cheese?

Yeah, that's right.

Yeah, well, thanks for giving it some thought.

Yeah, well, that was the past.

Yeah, well, three beats one.

Yeah, well. If only life were a Judd Apatow movie...

Yeah, yeah, Davenport. Yeah, we're gonna get you there.

Yeah, yeah, it's sunny here too.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. There you go.

Yeah, you ordered the headcheese sandwich?

Yeah, you put a fucking gun in my mouth and you need a moment alone.

Yeah, you would.

Yeah, you're not getting out of here anytime soon.

Yeah? Well, fuck you and your faggy revolution.

Yeah.

Yeah. All right, let's do that.

Yeah. But you're not a girl.

Yeah. Everything's mine.

Yeah. I have a 10 year old son.

Yeah. I've got some problems in here.

Yeah. It's a great idea. So where are we eating?

Yeah. Later.

Yeah. Lisa.

Yeah. No immigrants storming through to steal fruit picking jobs...

Yeah. Probably. Unless I get rich.

Yeah. Well, think about it. It's good money.

Yeah. Well, you know, this has always been a secret dream of mine.

Yeah. You too, Silas.

Yellow is drek, green is crap, blue is shit.

Yep.

Yes, I know her well.

Yes, I set the house on fire.

Yes, I want you to pull her plug, to cash in her chips.

Yes, it does. Yes.

Yes, Mom. Fuck.

Yes, my skin is very important to me.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sweet.

Yes, they love to party.

Yes. It is like you're out with the mayor.

Yes. Yes.

Yes...

Yesterday Bubbie told us she wants to die.

Yo quiero una brake light para...

Yogurt and coffee and toast.

Yoro? I love Yoro.

You and me both.

You and your drug dealing mommy?

You and your drug dealing mommy...

You are forbidden to say the word "sandwich" in my presence.

You are in the reform movement.

You are like a mermaid.

You are so beautiful.

You are so beautiful. You are like a mermaid.

You are sorry.

You are the best lover I have ever had.

You are the reason I started drinking in the first place.

You are totally making me reconsider fucking boys.

You are very handsome.

You are very kind.

You aren't as familiar with her medical condition...

You backed me into a corner and it worked. I got out.

You buy a prescription for 10 bucks from the guy in the farmacia.

You call me every day.

You called. I'm here.

You came all the way here for skin cream?

You can blame your mother for that.

You can charge me extra for it, okay?

You can drive to Mexico whenever you want.

You can give me three more inches on my dick?

You can listen.

You can sleep in Judah and Not Judah's old room.

You can sleep in my room tonight, Celia.

You can stay here and float me till the market comes back.

You can't have me back.

You can't have your family back.

You can't listen to that.

You can't take Mom's money.

You catching on. About fucking time.

You clocked your shits for four months.

You come from money in Mexico City...

You cop for the grow house...

You could say that.

You could use a bath.

You couldn't lend me a bigger car?

You cut the shit.

You destroyed the beauty.

You did very good work, captain.

You didn't laugh because I was redundant.

You didn't say "please."

You didn't see a man in a suit.

You do not like children?

You do them once and they become your puppet.

You do?

You don't "hi" me.

You don't act like an adult. None of us do.

You don't ask the mayor of Tijuana if he's in love.

You don't even like me.

You don't get to see them much.

You don't get your tooth back.

You don't have any.

You don't have sex with your friend's girl. Ever. Code breaker.

You don't have to cross the border. You sit in your car...

You don't have to do that. Can't we work this out?

You don't know what you're doing.

You don't look well.

You don't wanna fly with me when I'm sober.

You don't.

You ever been?

You ever do this when you ?

You ever hear of in vitro?

You fattist.

You finish your drink and you go home.

You fuckers ratted me out.

You gave her that portion and then, from what I hear...

You gave me a test. I failed. Fine.

You get Guillermo, and it never comes back to me.

You get lucky with the Rocky Mountain Chocolate guy last night?

You girls okay?

You go home. Have a nice day.

You go looking for something, you find something else.

You go, man.

You gonna take a little drive for me today, blanca.

You got a stack of sandwiches right there.

You got anything that needs to be washed?

You got five minutes before the border patrol gets here, Wilson.

You got that kind of cash around?

You got too much stress. Now, this will unwind it.

You got your tooth fixed.

You gotta be clean.

You gotta talk to him.

You guys are good.

You guys had sex?

You guys heading towards Ren Mar?

You guys heading towards...

You guys know how to build a bathroom?

You guys mind if I have a few minutes?

You had boys.

You had no idea that there was a tunnel in the back room...

You had sex with Celia, your friend Dean's wife.

You had this silver sequined bowler hat.

You happy now?

You have a plan, don't you? It's not about the clean air.

You have a tightly wound knot in your soul.

You have anything to say about this?

You have cocaine? They like that too.

You have four children? When do you see them?

You have four outstanding parking tickets and a strange tattoo...

You have four outstanding parking tickets...

You have made me so sad.

You have no idea who you're talking about.

You have to get me out of here.

You have to take that fucking attitude out the door, you hear me?

You have too much stress now.

You have vitamin water? Something like that?

You hear that, fuck o? Gun's loaded.

You hear that? She called me Flippy Flop. How cute is that?

You hide them in a Sammy Davis Jr. biography.

You hit the window button thing by accident.

You hope for blah.

You just hang out with her.

You just keep on talking. Don't you?

You just relax now, okay?

You just sit in your car and Mexico comes to you.

You kiss well.

You know how much a Ventolin costs here?

You know my pipe guy? You wanna choose tiles, fine...

You know that woman I showed you on my phone?

You know the name. Use it.

You know what your real problem is? The Minuteman, vigilante.

You know what your real problem is? The Minutemen.

You know what, it doesn't matter. Clock strikes 18 and I'm done with all of it.

You know what? I've changed my mind. Let's rap.

You know why?

You know, all I wanna do is

You know, Casa Reforma was actually really good for me.

You know, donkey here was an actor in live show.

You know, I don't actually turn 18 until 10:47...

You know, I'm still under warranty.

You know, in the restaurant, this is delicious.

You know, they actually used old landing strips from Vietnam...

You know, we give discounts for cash.

You know, you can't park on Ocean unless you have a sticker.

You know, you know, you know.

You know. No more hiding.

You learned all you need?

You let me buy you a round. You enjoy drinking it.

You like costume play?

You like the taste?

You look angry.

You look tired.

You looking to stimulate the adrenals or you just not like Hispanics?

You lose, you lose, and then you win big to make up for it.

You lost my inhalers.

You made him rotelli?

You made me do Ultra Tae Bo when I was 6.

You made trouble for me.

You make me do things I wouldn't usually do.

You make me laugh.

You make this go away.

You may go.

You may have actually gotten the wrong sandwich.

You may think it's okay because this woman isn't actually your mother.

You may.

You mean no one.

You mean, do your job?

You might not wanna watch this.

You might wanna heat it up.

You might wanna think about making some sandwiches.

You might've said, "By the way, here's a tunnel to Mexico." But you didn't.

You mind unlocking your trunk?

You miss wearing orange?

You moved to Tijuana in 1 995 to build and manage a casino.

You must always be thinking ahead.

You must be punished.

You must be Rad's mom.

You must never go there. Through the hole.

You must win my affection.

You need help.

You need to back off.

You need to find a place to live.

You need to get that fixed.

You need to keep better care of this door.

You need to keep better care of this store, of yourself.

You need to move out of my house.

You never finished your last semester at Berkeley.

You never sipped from your beer, after you toasted the crowd.

You never won.

You noticed?

You now own three malls and five hotels...

You okay?

You only interested in guys with cars?

You order what you like. Julio will make it.

You own the cheese shop.

You passed out in the van and I carried you up like a bride.

You probably don't have cell reception where you are...

You question my motives?

You question my motives.

You realize it's not our house to remodel. It's Lenny's.

You really don't wanna make sandwiches, do you?

You really think I made him happy?

You remember that the grow house burned down in the fire...

You report to me weekly.

You said no.

You said nothing.

You said you had a job for me.

You saw that?

You saying Judah wasn't the one?

You scan the price, and hit return, tax, total. Got it?

You see this girl here?

You see what you've done?

You seem to know a whole lot about the operation for a landlady.

You seen her? Maria? No? Maria? Nothing?

You shall be a free people.

You should all have breath mints, a portable fan...

You should be questioning Nancy Botwin.

You should be so lucky. You can sleep on the couch.

You should be so proud.

You should dye it black. It would look totally cool black.

You should go ahead, fantasize about having sex with these people.

You should just hang up now so I can order a pizza.

You should live to enjoy your money.

You should not be asking questions.

You should not have gone through the tunnel.

You should've said yes.

You sit in my mother's living room...

You sleeping? If you're sleeping, I'm gonna go through your purse, Bubbie.

You speak amazing English.

You stake me. I find a place to grow.

You stay.

You stole my win big.

You suck dick, Silas?

You sure Guillermo ain't got no connections up there to fuck things up?

You take too many drugs.

You tell her that too.

You tell me now!

You think Andy gets residuals for this?

You think that's sexy?

You think those guys who flew into the towers...

You think you're better than me, Botwin...

You told him about Hope?

You told me I would never be loved when I was fat."

You told your mom?

You took the cheese store.

You took this house. You're not taking my son.

You totally rock.

You touched all these lives.

You trying to get back in the dealing game, blanca?

You understand that your mother is Satan, right?

You wanna go for a walk on the beach or something?

You wanna have dinner later?

You wanna kill Bubbie.

You wanna love the ladies, love those ladies.

You wanna take a walk or something?

You want a towel or something?

You want me to take care of her?

You were good at that.

You were here.

You were his future. I think he was happy with his choice.

You were recording me?

You were recording me? There's no drugs? The car was clean?

You were right. This is a great business.

You will die.

You will please let me out now?

You with your low testosterone, hump shouldered victim shit.

You work for Guillermo. There's a chain of command.

You work here. We're making you manager.

You, however, look fantastic.

You, I'm not talking to.

You, with the:

You?

You. Boys.

You'll be fine. Just smile and just act like you do.

You'll eat lobster and I will eat you.

You'll have to get me naked to know for sure.

You're a bad castle builder.

You're a bad man.

You're a child.

You're a dark little fellow.

You're a fucking downer.

You're a giant tell.

You're a good person.

You're a piece of shit.

You're a pilot. Do you fly like this?

You're a woman.

You're an asshole.

You're babbling.

You're back there with your gun and your puzzles, movies.

You're bailing on me again.

You're better off without a dad. Fucks you up.

You're better off. At least you can be your own person now.

You're bleeding again. It's your

You're fucked like a stray dog in Chinatown.

You're fucking my 17 year old son.

You're getting repetitive.

You're going to the desert. They got rattlesnakes.

You're gonna give me all that money to manage a San Ysidro Maternity World?

You're gonna go to school and you're gonna grow up...

You're gonna have to take that attitude out the door right now, you hear me?

You're gonna have your own problems because of this.

You're gonna leave me in the middle of the desert?

You're gonna love this country, the land of freedom and opportunity.

You're gonna take a little drive for me today, blanca.

You're gonna talk. Give me the Pabst back. Get out of here.

You're grotesque.

You're growing pot with your

You're here. It's all good.

You're hired.

You're kidding, right?

You're late. I hope you have a good excuse.

You're lucky you're getting half.

You're lying.

You're moving to Michigan?

You're my best friend and I love you.

You're my bitch. I use you. You're too stupid to realize it.

You're my friend. I love you, man, and I'm

You're not getting out of here any time soon.

You're not looking so hot yourself. Isn't it time to make peace?

You're not.

You're on first watch.

You're really not supposed to send flowers to a ******* funeral Shiva.

You're right. I was vague.

You're so fucking young. I have a 10 year old son.

You're still gonna make lots and lots of cash.

You're still too in love with Dana to "like" like anyone.

You're supposed to be the all American mom.

You're the "drugs are wrong" lady, and you were running a grow house.

You're the contractor, not the designer.

You're the one who told us what she said. You.

You're throwing me over for the beach?

You're trying to put me on tilt, aren't you?

You're under a lot of stress.

You've been thinking east west. Start thinking north south.

You've done a great job.

You've got a thing for boats.

You've made me a believer...

You've never had this before?

You've really stepped up for the kids.

Young and impatient.

Your baby isn't Satan.

Your charity.

Your girlfriend in a cheese shop.

Your job is to be a pretty American lady. Think you can handle it?

Your kid is scary.

Your mom's a rude bitch.

Your mother taking out my mother...

Your mother's a weed dealer.

Your pot house, Mom. She's ratting you out.

Your young hot thing days are long over.

call for evacuation in lower Majestic.

is one you are hearing right now.

me.

...and you once dated Liz Hurley. Oh, no, we were just friends.

...but I hire the subs, Mom. Shane, not your pipe guy.

...I'd never leave the fucking house. Thanks for the flowers.

...if we were coyotes. I'm in.

...so you'll need better Ventilation. I know.

...that Guillermo person. Get out of the car.

...you know, if you don't have plans ? I'm seeing someone.

"Botwinbig"? Yeah, my screen name.

"Othing nay." No one's going to jail.

A mermex. I thought you don't like Mexicans.

A piece of the next weed shipment. You work for Guillermo.

A real one. No, you ain't ready for that.

A sweet suite? A dude suite? A dude suite with Isabelle.

About volcanoes. And wind.

Add some bubbles? Yeah, sure.

All right. Okay.

Am I getting out? You gotta sit a little longer.

Am I going on a picnic? Maybe.

America first. America first.

And away we go. Kentucky Mistress.

And Bubbie definitely has a dog. No, it's the doorbell.

And how do you know where I live? It's in your GPS. Under "home."

And Klaus. Silas.

And so your word is shit. My word is shit?

And that's it? No.

And the Ecstasy. No.

And the occasional bystander. I cannot control the streets.

And where am I gonna go to school? I don't know.

And you come to me with this? I do work for you.

And you don't deserve to be punished? Oh, not like that.

And you're late. Got stuck doing interviews. Big story.

And you're such an asshole. Davenport, Iowa?

And, Celia.... Yes?

Andy, any ideas? Maria and I had sex.

Andy, what's he doing? I think he thinks it's part of the protocol.

Andy? Yeah?

Andy. Fine, fine.

Andy. I'm starting to freak out again.

Another bed skirt? Dust ruffle.

Any action? No. I think the word's out...

Apparently, I smell like gas. Apparently?

Are these the bathroom guys? Yeah. This is Claudio.

Are we safe? Of course we're safe.

Are you going to jail? No. I'm not going to jail.

Are you hungry? I'm starving.

Are you hungry? Well, it smells great.

Are you sure? He's absolutely.

Are you sure? Yeah, go, go, go. I'm on the job.

Are you sure? Yeah.

As a salesclerk? Yes.

At the same time. Right, right. It's male, though.

Awesome. Legendary.

Because it's always you. Okay, shower time.

Beer can horse head? Yeah, it's on the wall.

Both of them? With you? Yeah, with me. They dig me.

Bubbie hates dogs. I think she's gotten over it.

Bubbie loves her pelts. What was wrong with the couch?

Bubbie? Doesn't Bubbie hate you?

Bullshit. You hadn't been dating that long.

Burn the house, move to the beach? You can hear the ocean.

But Doug.... He is not the man for me.

But he said no. So? Why would you think I'd say yes?

But we do not know each other. So let's get down to it.

But you standing here, aren't you? I won't bring heroin.

But you, you shouldn't do drugs. You've convinced me.

By me? Sure. By you, the boss.

Bye. Thanks.

Calm the fuck down or I'll shoot you. All right.

Calm. Before the storm?

Can I go back there? No.

Can I go home? Sure.

Can I have a Diet Coke? Again with the questions.

Can I ride with Uncle Andy? Didn't you like listening to Radiolab?

Can I throw rocks? No, sir.

Can you get it, like, now? Sure.

Can you get over it already? Hey, Judah stopped talking to us.

Can you just check in the back for me? Good idea.

Captain Till. The widow Scottson.

Carilli. Wilson, I want answers.

Carlos May I call you Carlos? No.

Cash or credit? Credit.

Celia Hodes? Yeah?

Celia Hodes. Celia Hodes.

Celia Hodes. Hodes, okay.

Celia said she'd try to find me one. Hey.

Celia, get in the fucking Prius. No, no, no.

Celia. Celia.

Celia. I thought I had hit bottom.

Celia. Oh, ain't we fancy?

Celia. Yeah, see you.

Check out sexy. She's entered this country illegally.

Chip? No, thanks.

Clinique. What?

Close enough. Andy's friends.

Come on. Come on. But I

Come on. Come on. It was nice meeting you.

Come on. I wanna see them. No.

Congratulations. Yeah.

Cornholing your way into our graces. You got the wrong idea, Schmidt.

Course not. I'm glad to hear that.

Cuban? Nothing with beans.

Damn. Nobody hits my crew. That's my job.

Davenport. Iowa. Close enough.

Dean Hodes. The lovable gimp. Yes.

Dear Silas: Silas?

Deliver me Guillermo Garcia Gomez. I don't know of any Gomez.

Did I say that? No.

Did you get stood up again? No, I

Did you hear that? Yeah, I heard.

Did you see his limo and bodyguard? Mucho fucked up.

Diet Coke. No, princess.

Dig another tunnel. Right, Cesar? Already digging.

Do you believe in reincarnation? I don't know. I don't know.

Do you have any Neosporin? Neosporin.

Do you not think I am attractive? Oh, yeah.

Do you not watch the news? I watch SportsCenter.

Do you understand? Of course.

Do you wanna hold it? No, I don't wanna hold it.

Do you wanna take a walk? Yes. Yeah.

Do you want the truth? Yes, I want the truth.

Does she party? Does she party?

Don't enjoy this. Oh, no.

Don't have to be her mother. Neither do you.

Don't know. I have no idea. Well, I hope that's the truth.

Done. I will not be fleeing.

Doug? Andy said it'd be cool if I crashed.

Dropped. Initial the form where it says...

Earthquakes? I was scratching. I think there's fleas.

Enjoy. You know it.

Escalade? It says Escalade.

Everything. Oh, God.

Failure? Not a problem.

First of every month. When are you back?

Five. Fifteen.

Footlong all the way, bro. Enjoy.

For an extra charge, we sure can. Great.

Four bucks. Four bucks. What a rip.

From San Diego? Eighty three dollars. Eighty three dollars.

Fuck class. Shit, I think something just bit me.

Fuck you. Fuck you.

Fuck you. Yeah.

Fuck you. I haven't done anything. We'll see.

Fuck, Andy. You snooze, you lose.

Fuck. You.

Fucking asshole. Sometimes.

Generic cheaper. Mexican generic, hyaluronic acid.

Get out. Well, I'm her legal repre

Girls. No.

Give it to me! You can't!

Give it to me. Hey, that's mine.

God, he's huge. Yeah, tell me about it.

God. C section? Nope. Shot out like a PEZ.

Gomez. Well, I need assurances.

Good morning, buddy. Hey.

Good to know. I'll buy you a wet suit.

Gotta go. Bye, Shane.

Grandma's got wheels. Hey, we don't run.

Guess I'm glad you were honest. It'll never happen again.

Guillermo. Nancy?

Hand Mommy her pills. How about a breakfast bar?

Happy birthday to me. What?

He is a criminal. He's an accountant.

He knows that. He just won't say it. Who's Francie?

He looks good, though. Yeah.

He wants to be called Lenny. If Len sees those...

He won't take offense. Shut it.

He's an agent. Sell to his agent friends.

He's gonna notice they're gone. I can't let him That's me, he's

He's here. Who's here?

He's my friend. My mother died.

Headcheese sandwich. Six inch or footlong?

Heavy snacks. We're very hungry. Back the fuck up.

Hello, baby. Get the fuck back, bitch.

Helping the unfortunate. Unlimited customer base.

Her doorbell barks? Yeah.

Here, come and help me. With what?

Hey there. Do you party?

Hey, can I hold the money? No.

Hey, do you still poop yourself? You don't have to worry about it.

Hey, does anybody work here? Be right out.

Hey, dude. What's going on? Teenage rebellion.

Hey, guys. Oh, this is nice.

Hey, here we go. I am not

Hey, you're missing the point. What's the point?

Hey. Hey, Nance.

Hey. Hey.

Hi, I'm Shane. Hey. Hi, I'm Dan.

Hi, it's me. Hey.

Hi, Mrs. Botwin. Hi, Isabelle.

Hi. "Hi"?

Hi. Andy Botwin. We live here.

Hi. Hi. You guys sell sandwiches?

His eyes too. Yeah.

Hold firm. Pam, do something.

Holy shit. That house belongs to Celia.

Holy shit. Yeah.

How are you? Good.

How could you leave her like this? I had errands.

How did you two meet? He taught at Casa Reforma.

How do I do that? Talk to her.

How do you know much about weed? It's my business.

How do you know what that is? Gays know what a dust ruffle is.

How long have you been sober, Mom? Seventeen days.

How much would you pay for that? A marzipan portrait.

How much? It's two for 30, but for you, 25.

How often did you guys come here? Three, four times a night.

How often do people shoot at you? Mostly shoot at each other.

How often does she talk? I don't know.

How was your day? Okay.

How will we know when it arrives? We'll know.

How? None of your business.

How'd you open your window? Do you see her?

How's your mom doing in rehab? I can't visit until she's detoxed.

I actually just want it in blue. Oh, well, why didn't you say so?

I am so sorry. No, don't be sorry. Don't be sorry.

I asked you to come alone. Agent Shlatter's my partner.

I beg your pardon? How tall are you, like 5'8"?

I can handle it. Well, I can't.

I can see your boobies. Good for you.

I can sell it to a priest. You could stay in my minivan.

I can take it. Great.

I can't. Why didn't you bring more snacks?

I choose one of these? You know, like Deal or No Deal.

I could do dishes, landscaping. I'm sorry, Celia.

I could do it. You're hired.

I could get some pot. Shane.

I don't know where Quinn is. In Oaxaca with a guy named Rodolfo.

I don't know. Bullshit!

I don't know. Yes, you do.

I don't really do this kind of thing. That's good luck.

I don't wanna die. She's with me.

I don't want one. Well, I do. Get me one.

I don't want to be alone. I'm not your wife.

I don't want to believe it. So don't.

I got a customer. I have a boner.

I gotta get my own place. I said, I'm not leaving.

I gotta go. You wanna smoke out first?

I gotta make some money. Yeah.

I have a sink in the back. Sink?

I have to go. Can't you stay?

I have to pee. You go right ahead, sweetie.

I heard you can do that. That's illegal.

I just need more Excedrin. No, the headache is merely a symptom.

I lie to myself all the time. I let Doug sacrifice one of my people.

I love him. Immigration and Naturalization.

I love him. No, no, you don't love me.

I love you, man. Gay.

I love you. I know. I know. I love you too.

I make little compromises with myself. And why don't I have a girlfriend?

I never bought it but I bought it, Andy. It sucked.

I saw you. Well, you're already stupid enough.

I snuck this in up my ass. Give it to me!

I sold you an eight ball yesterday. Yes. And thank you very much.

I swear they're following me. No.

I thought you didn't want her. I'm her mother, Dean.

I told my mom I was staying at yours. Awesome.

I wanna get high. Me too.

I wanna go shopping for a bed skirt. You don't know what it is.

I wanna help. You can help by not telling Mom.

I wanna know where Nancy Botwin is. I can do that.

I wanna make the sex with you, baby. But we do not know each other.

I want 15. You chose the red.

I want rotelli. I'm not a short order cook.

I wish she'd get arrested already. What the hell are you talking about?

I wish this would all go away? Yeah.

I'd like to see you too. Tonight.

I'll be in the kitchen. Good.

I'll cut you in. Fifty percent.

I'll help them, Sanjay. Well, I got it.

I'll see you there. Bye.

I'll take the pants. Good.

I'm We're baked out of our skulls.

I'm a contractor. Shane, stop it.

I'm a fucking liar. I was a bad coyote.

I'm doing my job. Your job is bullshit.

I'm glad this is making you feel better. I'm sorry I had children with you.

I'm gonna go with Bob Warden. He'll tell you the same thing.

I'm just a salesgirl. Sure you are.

I'm just rounding them up. Rounding them up with hugs?

I'm listening. It's gonna look like it came from me.

I'm listening. Starting over.

I'm lonely. Me too.

I'm nobody's bitch anymore. We take you off the sales floor.

I'm not in love with Nancy. You so are.

I'm not your daddy. I am not fucking around here.

I'm not. Is your mother a prostitute?

I'm okay. I'm okay. Here.

I'm putting money in the safe. Yeah, well, then do it.

I'm Simone. I'm Harmony.

I'm sorry, man. This is so not cool.

I'm telling you, she hates dogs. She doesn't really have a dog.

I'm toasted. There's no math involved. Come on.

I'm vegan. No worries.

I've never even seen a shrew before. "Ren Mar is full of beach nazis."

If I did once, I don't anymore. Not what I hear.

If you don't have any plans.... I'm seeing someone.

If you don't wanna do it, don't. I wanna do it.

Ignacio. Ignacio. Nice to meet you.

Immigration? Yes, immigration.

In Mexico? Cheaper labor there.

Is Andy there? Yes.

Is here? No. Is not here.

Is that her pimp? My mom is not a prostitute.

Is that it? No.

Is that really you? It's Maria.

Is that...? Oh, yeah.

Is your mother home? I'm the guy you need to deal with.

It actually Rains fish.

It didn't really work out. Divorced?

It gets very sad, wants to crawl away. All right, all right.

It is time for you to go. Yeah. I

It will. It will happen many times. Stop saying that.

It's been one day. And a half.

It's business. You don't do business with him.

It's like the Cheez Whiz of pot. Oh, you're some big expert?

It's my business. I am fucking a teenage drug dealer?

It's my money. No, it's not. It's Mom's.

It's not a big deal. Sure it's a big deal.

It's not worth it. Hey.

It's okay, Dean, go. No, it is definitely not okay. I'm her

It's yoga ass. Here? Where? You sure it's her?

It's your turn, Isabelle. Give me the fucking key.

It's youthful. My life is in danger.

Jesus, Celia. Okay, fine. Sorry about that too.

**** can't get cremated. I'm not *******.

Jimmy has Kindermusic in 40 minutes. Okay. Let's get you going.

Just "me"? Yeah, "me."

Just drop me on your way to work. Okay.

Just great. I want you out of here. See you.

Just need a little ventilation. Mom doesn't want those in the house.

Just the fat ones. I'm Doug. I'm

Just write it? Yep.

Kick a man while he's down. No, really, use the downstairs toilet.

Kind of Tory Burch? Exactly.

Legendary. That's sad.

Let me think about it. That's all I'm asking.

Let's go. Wait, wait. I don't know your name.

Life gets a little more complicated as Did you fuck him?

Look at him work. Yeah.

Maria and I had sex. What?

Maria. Maria Mermex.

Maybe I'll walk. Good girl.

Maybe we should go out for Chinese. Sit.

Me. I'm a code breaker. Me too. Me too.

Mine tastes like a vinyl sofa. When FEMA gives us hotel vouchers...

Mom's car smells like gas. How am I not smelling it?

Mostly Xanax and coke. You need to keep care of yourself.

My best. Really?

My client reserves the right Shut the fuck up.

My kids will be up soon. Can't really push my meeting.

My life has purpose. It's very hot. Are you hot?

My mom still loves my dad, you know. Oh, yeah?

My people don't talk. Oh, really?

Nancy, can I come in? No.

Nancy, what are we doing here? We're starting a new life.

Nancy, what are we doing here? We're starting a new life. Fresh.

Nancy. Celia.

Neither do we. Oh, I think you do.

No girls. There was a girl.

No headache. No pain ever again.

No more for you. Excuse me?

No one could ever prove that. What's she like?

No pictures of Mommy? She is remarried now.

No, don't. Yeah.

No, I need more time. Next up on stage, Captain Roy Till.

No, I'm just getting started. No, you are finished.

No, it's from a "Great grandma dying. Weird house."

No, thanks. Yes, I would like a popsicle.

No? No, sir.

No. A Costco?

No. Because if I peek ?

No. Hey, can I go with you?

No. Is she a coke dealer?

No. She wears those dresses all the time.

No. Smells like you have a date.

No. Stay calm.

No. He's gonna hang with us. I'm gonna hang with them.

No. I saw her first. On the beach, I saw her in the house.

Nobody was following us. I saw headlights.

Nothing scares you? Nothing.

Now can you take me to her? No.

Now he's working on his dissertation. This is good. What is it?

Now you're bumming me out. Give me the drug.

Now, is this a rodent? Shane.

Now, you, Alan Ladd. Shane.

Of course. That's gotta be it. I'm telling you.

Oh yeah? About cheese.

Oh, could I just Get back behind the line.

Oh, good. She's holding your flip flop.

Oh, I don't wanna die. How you fucking know my name?

Oh, I'll find a place. With what money?

Oh, my God. Did Bubbie...? No.

Oh, she's mine. She's so mine.

Oh, thanks. I love your cheese.

Oh, that smells so good. Pharmaceutical or street drugs?

Oh, you don't say. No, I say.

Okay, we got a date tonight. Done.

Okay. It sounds bad, Grandpa Lenny.

Okay. Just okay?

Okay. What the fuck?

Okay. You make a bust.

Old fucking news. Not that old.

One twenty five. Eighty.

One twenty. One thirty. Keep it up.

Only the baby ones. Shane wants to ride with you.

Order anything. Elk.

Pigs. Pigs.

Place is really coming along. Not bad, huh?

Please can I come with you, Mom? No, honey.

Please don't put me back in jail. I wanna know where Nancy Botwin is.

Please make love to me. Oh, no. No, I can't do that.

Probably the maternity front. What?

Putz. Asshole.

Really? I gotta take it to the man above.

Really? The one with the drug problem.

Really? Yeah. Sure.

Reconnecting families. Low overhead.

ReddRox, green tea? Something with electrolytes.

Ren Mar? Back up. Yeah, moving forward.

Restylane. No Xanax?

Retail. You think my mom's dealing cocaine?

Right now. No.

Right. Okay. So here it is.

Rodolfo? Go, find Quinn. Make things right.

Rushing things a bit, Andy. Be cool. You break my heart, Wilson.

Security code 487, right? That's right.

See who? There.

See? I do it all the time. I'll bet she loves that.

Seriously? You left a vacuum, Nancy.

Sex tired? "Tired" tired. I'm just tired.

Shall I call your father now? Yes.

Shame on you. Listen, I'm still unclear.

She didn't get fat, did she? No, she's beautiful.

She didn't get fat, did she? She's beautiful.

She does look scared, Doug. I am, baby.

She fucked up. It's on me. Oh, you damn right it's on you.

She just wants to be here. Yeah. She wants to clean our toilets.

She kept my flip flop? She kept your flip flop.

She left me. Is that good or bad?

She left me. There'll be others.

She never said such a thing. She did. Tell him, Bubbie.

She smells like gas. I don't smell anything.

She's an orphan? Yeah.

She's got a good heart. She fucked up and she's fired.

She's trying to talk. If Judah were alive, what?

She's trying to talk. It's Yiddish.

She's with me. Is that right?

Shit. Great shit.

Should be there within the hour. Jimmy Jam too.

Should I be looking into you? Only if you don't trust me.

Should I be nervous about all this? Of course you should.

Should I be nervous about all this? Well, of course you should.

Should I get more specific? I think we're way past that, Mom.

Shut up. Be quiet.

Shut up. That's what she said.

Silas. Are you gonna back me or not?

Silas. That's right.

Six dollars? That's like 6000 pesos.

Snakes? Fine with snakes.

So Captain Roy Till You promised you wouldn't talk.

So how did Grandma die? Mom killed her.

So not. Watch it.

So she's actually in there. Yeah.

So you gonna dump them? Why?

So you wanna ? No. Absolutely not.

So, what were you doing in Mexico? There's this skin cream.

So, what'd he do? Why do you assume it's me?

So? So, what?

Sorry, Celia. Sorry, Miss Hodes.

Sorry, dude. Yeah.

Sorry, man. Yeah, I'm sorry too. I'm sorry.

Start the car. Calm down.

Still, it never comes back to me. Fine.

Stop me if I make a mistake. Boxes.

Sweet. Yeah, it's awesome.

Tell your men I said that myself. He'll be taken care of.

Terrifically Gift Baskets? Oh, do they deliver?

Thank you, Rodrigo. Rodolfo.

Thank you. All right, we'll see.

Thank you. El Andy.

Thank you. Goodbye, Miss Hodes.

Thank you. You're welcome, El Andy.

Thank you. Thank you. Wait.

Thanks, Carol. You take care, Ms. Botwin.

That chicken just sneezed on me. Then to Mixtepec.

That is not cool. So not cool.

That my hatred of you All right, enough.

That one? That's the kitchen.

That really hurt. Say it.

That was a mistake. I know.

That's a good deal. I wanna stay. I'm not leaving.

That's a lot of pot. That's what it's all about.

That's all you need. When are you coming back?

That's crazy. It's not crazy at all.

That's me. You're right.

That's okay, then. You feeling flush?

That's one of a hundred Okay. Get in.

That's pathetic. That is?

That's right. These animals Mail. Messages.

That's very bad luck. I don't like to drink from the bottle.

That's your mom. What? No.

The boys asleep? Yeah.

The charges won't stick. Oh, thank God.

The guy in the couple? Not a couple. There's weirdness.

The police or the army. Oh, shit.

The proposition? I'm getting to it.

The sex was good, though, wasn't it? Not bad.

The woman your amigo searches for? That's the one.

The.... Guitar? Yeah, guitar.

Then go to Subway. They don't have the kind I want.

There'll be others. Not like Hope.

There's a chain of command. He said no.

There's a gun here. Just a pickup.

There's no fireflies. Fucked up on weed.

They prefer Orange County. Jesus Christ.

They still love each other. Oh, no kidding?

They're 13 years old. They're in my grade.

They're not a couple. You need to get your gaydar checked.

Thirty what? Dollars. For the light.

This cat has no claws. What is ?

This initial reaction is quite normal. Fuck you.

This is a bad time. And?

This is Lisa. My mom.

This is my cousin Amparo. Amparo.

This is some sloppy shit. Agreed.

This is supposed to be a pot tunnel. It's a tunnel.

This is totally creepy. Jesus, time is cruel.

This makes me nervous. It's just a pickup.

This must be really hard for you. No.

This picture wasn't here before. I hid it.

Tijuana Police. That's a lot of product. Where do I sit?

Tonight? I will send a car.

Traffic? You bring in lots and lots of mota.

Treasure hunt. Cool.

Two forty. I gave you a 5.

Two weeks old? Gigantism runs in Clinique's family.

Unless you do that and I do that. Well, I'm the only one who can do that.

Unlock this shit now. Those are mine. Aren't they cute?

Very nice. What are you doing here?

Wait. What pictures? They're here? No. I mean, maybe. I don't know.

We caught her outside. The lady was taking pictures.

We could turn in Conrad and Heylia. They're long gone.

We should start taking fish oil. And green tea.

We sure did. We did it.

We'll find it. Yeah, we will.

We're going to Ren Mar. What?

We're going to Ren Mar. What? Whoa, what?

We're on the run, aren't we? These are solid questions.

Well, he does. That's his choice, isn't it?

Well, how fucked am I? Don't talk.

Well, I still love my kid. Then live near him.

Well, let's go. Nice.

Well, look who's not in jail. Told you I'd be back.

Well, tell him to fuck off. Yeah, let's go. Let's go. Come on.

Well, then can I have them? No.

Well, we could use a Mom.

Well, what's going on? Nothing.

What about me? Well, you can still hang out.

What about me? You go to school and be a kid.

What about that guy? We'll be looking at everyone.

What about the Asian homosexual? Why are we focusing on my crew?

What am I not getting? This is your new job.

What are these? Snacks.

What are you doing here? Eating cereal.

What are you doing here? You heard me. I want a sandwich.

What are you so paranoid about? I'm paranoid about Len.

What are you, Batman? Yes.

What did she say? It means "kill me."

What did she say? Kill me.

What did she say? Something about Target.

What did they say? That the nurse was fired a month ago.

What did you just give me? Stay awake.

What do we do with them now? No idea.

What do you mean? I'm gonna keep you for a while.

What do you mean? Nothing. She's fine.

What do you need with all that? The guy didn't have change.

What do you need? To have a conversation.

What happened? Nothing.

What happened? You take too many drugs.

What have you got? How about one of our theme baskets?

What if I'd been pulled over? Take it down a peg, chiquita.

What is it, a Navigator? What are you talking about?

What is it, honey? Isabelle texted me.

What is that? Zwiebelbraten with spaetzle.

What is this? It's a promotion.

What kind of assurances? Everything I ask for, I get.

What the fuck? Exactly. What the fuck?

What the hell is wrong with you? Hey, it's a family tradition.

What was that? I don't know.

What was that? Oh, gosh.

What, are you on the run? Yes.

What? Genocide.

What? He likes you.

What? I don't know. It's German.

What? Oh, that's it.

What? She got busted for a pot house.

What? Sing with me.

What? The history menu.

What's a front? The maternity store. It's a drug front.

What's going on, man? Nothing.

What's her name? It's Celia.

What's in the crates, Ignacio? Maybe you should go and lay down.

What's she like? She's somewhere far, far away.

What's the matter? Oh, I am not feeling so well.

What's the matter? Very allergic to bees.

What's wrong with that car? Broken taillight.

What's wrong? Migraine.

What's wrong? Nothing. I just

What's wrong? What did he say? No, nothing's wrong.

What's your name? Guillermo.

When the fires hit Agrestic, a sneak Oh, God, look.

When? Someday.

When's she leaving? Soon.

Where are my inhalers? Right, the inhalers.

Where are we gonna sleep? Maybe she's taking a walk.

Where are you really going? I just told you. Errands.

Where did you come from? Outdoor shower.

Where exactly is this grow room? Back of a cheese shop.

Where the hell are you? Outside.

Where's Silas? He went to the cheese shop.

Where's your family? My family left me, buddy.

Who are the girls? My daughters.

Who said noon? Just get dressed.

Who the fuck are you? Doug Wilson. Who are you?

Who? It's your mother. Never mind.

Who? There.

Who? That nice widow? She should be in here.

Who? Your John? Guillermo.

Who's that? Damn it, he said noon.

Who's there? Nancy.

Why am I hearing about this now? I don't know.

Why are we focusing on my crew? My people don't talk.

Why are you such a prick to me? I'm just not sure you're mine.

Why don't we start with you, Pamela? Oh, right.

Why not just walk across the border? Oh, I also got a prison record.

Will she still be fun when she's sober? This is pointless.

Won't the agents shoot us? No, it's too much hassle for them.

Xanax? No Xanax. Restylane.

Xanax? Yes.

Yeah, I know. I can scan shit. She worked at JCPenney's.

Yeah? Is it really her?

Yeah. Fine.

Yeah. Great. Yeah. Cool.

Yeah. Okay, nice meeting you.

Yeah. Thank you.

Yep. Fuck.

Yes. Yes?

You are excited. No, no. It's just windy out.

You are married? Just technically.

You are. Okay.

You asked me already, Mr. Wilson. Oh, right, right.

You couldn't have told me earlier? You didn't ask.

You didn't have to have her deported. Oh, but you had to screw her, right?

You do it. No way. She likes me.

You don't like it, do something else. I need to hablo with Esteban.

You don't think he's ? Oh, yeah, he's

You drive for shit. Sorry.

You find me. I'll find you. I will.

You fucking bitch. Fucking what...?

You gave me a condom. That was sex, Shane.

You get what? Why women tolerate you.

You got a green card? A green card.

You got the photo album? Yes, of course I did. Think I forgot?

You have been in my dreams. Oh, yeah? Yeah.

You have to tell me. I can't. I can't tell anyone.

You know we're not lesbians, right? I take your word.

You know what it is? Yeah, you're an asshole.

You know, that guy, he made me cry. Oakland's a long way...

You leaving? I want you out of here.

You left us. I left you.

You love Doug. No. I love you, Andy.

You need coffee. Yes, I do.

You said a "sneak"? Yup, that's the term. Kind of like

You should know that. You make it look right, I'll be fine.

You should think about the cocaine. No.

You shut up. So you shut up.

You smell like gas. Must've spilled when I was pumping.

You steal? Borrow.

You suck. Tomorrow night.

You sure about this? Trust me. It's their home base.

You sure it won't get towed? It's a secure lot. It'll be fine for a night.

You totally rock. Totally.

You wanna play poker tomorrow? No.

You wanna sell drugs? I have to leave my guesthouse?

You want a partner? I'll take your money.

You were at the track. And the Rite Aid.

You will come. I said I would.

You'll agitate your Bubbie. Bubbie was in on it too.

You'll be taken care of. There's a press conference.

You're a sucky babysitter. Less talk, more eat.

You're all scavengers. Yeah, scavenger.

You're an animal. Every year, every year.

You're an asshole. Fine, I'll eat it.

You're as beautiful as I remember. And you are as tall as I remember.

You're as beautiful as I remember. You take too many drugs.

You're in your head, not here. No.

You're kidding, right? No.

You're not fine. I told you I'm fine.

You're not gonna shoot me. It's my job.

You're not good. I'm fine.

You're our one shot at legitimacy. No, I'm not. I'm very corrupt.

You're sweaty. It's hot out. I walked.

You've gotta take me to school. Isn't there a bus or something?

Your lesbian lover. Celia? Oh, no. No way.

Your skin looks much improved. Gee, thanks.

...$164.17.

...a nice pastry.

...a spanking?

...about going through my things while I'm gone, you can forget it.

...about how long this heartwarming family reunion's gonna last.

...about the big fat yes.

...against unlawful and unauthorized entry.

...all very highly rated on Hotels.com, you'll be glad to know.

...an abyss.

...and a copy of Padre Rico, Padre Pobre.

...and a strange tattoo on the upper left cheek of your backside.

...and all of a sudden there was no noise.

...and be sure to sign on the last page. Then leave it at reception.

...and blah, blah, blah.

...and call you a fucking bitch.

...and cultivation of marijuana.

...and elbows...

...and give her a new nightgown. You should go away. It's not pretty.

...and give you what you need.

...and he likes it so far.

...and he'd shut down.

...and I assume you're fucking her in said house.

...and I saw an opportunity to make some money...

...and I was wrong. You've been a rock for this family.

...and I'm begging him to forgive me.

...and is still the number one LASlK surgeon...

...and is wildly in love with you.

...and it ends there.

...and it will be excruciating, but know this: You're not alone.

...and it's been admirable.

...and it's normal in the planning stages but it should stop there.

...and just pure bad luck that is my fate.

...and let's face it, getting laid in the '70s was easy.

...and lock you in a room and keep you there...

...and look for the horse.

...and Mexico comes to you.

...and mine's weak and addiction prone.

...and more pain, and wanting that pain to end.

...and neither one of us wants that to end...

...and nurture ourselves more.

...and open up.

...and pay respect to a courageous woman...

...and ready to play God.

...and run my tongue down her perfectly smooth, slippery....

...and shattered existence...

...and she comes back with nothing but the mierda she buys at the crossing.

...and snuck laxatives into my chocolate stash.

...and suddenly his big fat stomach opens up...

...and telling me how to take care of Grandma?

...and that he still owes me $20,000.

...and the Internet and the Catholic Church?

...and the Ren Mar Unified School District.

...and then you set up the Esteban Reyes Foundation...

...and there was this charismatic leader guy who slept with the girl

...and these nasty teeth grow out of his torn, fat marbled flesh.

...and they lied for you. And they put me in jail.

...and they were friends for a while, but I think they kind of drifted.

...and they're holding it just for you.

...and this money's gonna jump into your purse.

...and to start over, fresh.

...and wants to make me his whore.

...and we love her, all of us.

...and we wanted to ask you fellas some questions.

...and we'll forget this ever happened, okay?

...and who could use an apology

...and who created excellent distractions so I could shoplift at Forever 21.

...and who introduced them.

...and yank it out.

...and you have no physical evidence. You forget Celia. You forget me.

...and you just told your brother to suck your dick. Gross.

...and you won't even be 30.

...and you're surrounded by the ones you blah...

...anything.

...are still on the wall.

...as say, someone like

...as the kind of guy you couldn't really count on...

...at last.

...attended Columbia University.

...because a paycheck is a paycheck.

...because I can't do this alone. I do this as a "we."

...because I'm so stressed from trying to maintain this bullshit lifestyle.

...because Judah watered down the gene pool.

...because there is nothing I have done in this life...

...because you are all about to go through hell together.

...because you'll abide by the rules of no contact and no engagement.

...because your van has no windows?

...become a doctor or a lawyer or a business executive.

...behind your back?

...being sexually attracted to you.

...belongs to an individual who is deceased.

...but it feels like a boy.

...but it's making me feel better. It's preventing me from killing Celia.

...but it's not, so let's just suck it up.

...but people spray painted "hypocrite" in the remains.

...but then he'd remind himself that he was angry at everyone...

...but they play a harder game down south.

...but we live, and we try.

...buy lottery tickets...

...by renting it out to someone I thought was a friend.

...can stay in Judah's old room.

...can you override the thing that stops me from doing GPS?

...carbon footprint.

...charity waits.

...check my shit out Technicolor slut suit...

...compared to the saunas at Fresh Start.

...crawls out of that rattletrap van out there...

...death shows up...

...decided to slow things down...

...deep anger, distrust and self loathing."

...deliver me Guillermo Garcia Gomez, the councilwoman walks.

...do the honors.

...do you wanna combine them and get, like, a ginormous suite?

...don't know what.

...don't know where with a gun. Starting to freak out again.

...don't trash the house?

...drink, in Canada.

...eating German food and smelling like gas.

...every time a family member dropped dead...

...except to kill you, motherfucker."

...far, far away.

...feel free to raid the fridge, take the car...

...fighting the urge to throw myself off a cliff.

...finally back to my high school weight.

...for 5 percent over wholesale?

...for the purpose of self defense only.

...for the purposes of exploitation or organ theft?

...for your steroid pumped Snow White.

...from Bed Bath & Beyond.

...from hard working Americans on my watch, my friend.

...from Los Angeles, Marvin. You don't have to worry about Guillermo.

...from Mexico to the United States?

...has to be cleared with upper management.

...have been dropped, per my recommendation.

...he left her to die.

...he might flip.

...he's a cop.

...her...

...Herbie the Love Bug.

...here we go.

...how fast things move down by the ocean.

...how to save our asses on the way to the mall.

...I accept your forgiveness for my previous crimes.

...I assume your parents are coming to pick you up?

...I don't really know a whole lot about you.

...I don't want you to go.

...I found myself saying, "Family combo, please."

...I got nothing holding me back. I'm ready to kick ass.

...I mean, not even for a moment...

...I realize it could be so much worse.

...I smell the breath of every sun stained face I've liberated.

...I suggest you find alternate accommodations immediately.

...I think I know how to sneak shit past security.

...I took her from 1 30 to 21 5 with a BMl of 18.6.

...I wanna kill or be killed.

...I wanna talk to you about

...I will call your mother.

...I'd say other than Celia...

...I'll ruin you.

...I'm gonna kill you too.

...I've lost all sense of joy and pleasure.

...I've realized that I am the only one here that has any chance at all.

...if there is no prior knowledge of said crime.

...if we were coyotes.

...if you even had lives to begin with.

...if you ever wanna handle your little shmeckies again, okay?

...if you wanna get high, listen to my tape.

...if you're inclined to that body part.

...in a blue dress.

...in a Mom loving way.

...in a place I wasn't.

...in addition to volcanoes and wind.

...in front of her children.

...in the middle of the afternoon on a Tuesday.

...in the middle of the afternoon.

...in the whole North County area.

...is I was thinking of you today.

...is Peter Scottson. And I knew him very well.

...is something of a mystery to us.

...is the way of peace.

...it must not look like it came from me.

...it's a little awkward for you to stay here now.

...it's the best thing that ever happened.

...just because you fell in love with some tramp from Trefethen.

...just so my day's not a total loss.

...just staring at Bubbie's machines...

...kicking my ass.

...leading me to believe he's high.

...let us enjoy the wonderful dessert...

...let's go next door to the pet store.

...like "peculiar," maybe or "eccentric"...

...like little rays of sunshine and euthanasia.

...like Megan or Tara or Playboy or Penthouse or Juggs...

...make sure everything's back where you found it.

...maybe sell to the clubs, a few customers, but that's it.

...maybe some of us would've liked to go back and get a few more things out.

...maybe these fellas can help you out too.

...medicine.

...might be interested in our services?

...not gone. Technically my fault.

...of ever pulling your lives back together...

...of my own right now.

...okay.

...on the first of every month to my poker stars account.

...on the upper left cheek of your backside.

...on this cooler. I'll be back in 45 minutes.

...only better.

...or a substitute for your mother.

...or anything we need to talk about in gory detail.

...or birth a Texan before we go?

...or connection or hookup with a stand in for your mother.

...or how about "quirky"? Okay, it's quirky.

...or Lento the criminal, or the Tijuana Police?

...or substitutes for their mother...

...or we're gonna start sending him body parts.

...our new friend Reyna has provided.

...pending against Celia Hodes...

...play your music too loud.

...please don't act like a selfish fucking bitch.

...pop, and she's gone.

...possibly.

...pretending to be interested in their happiness.

...put on a name tag.

...remove the closest wall and make this the bathroom.

...Ren Mar?

...right?

...saw no one attractive...

...scared to death she'll kick on his watch.

...she makes minimum wage.

...she started hoarding money for bribes.

...shedding hair all over the pillow.

...should clearly demonstrate how awful my life has been.

...since you know me as me now, not me as me then.

...small window of opportunity chance to clear your name.

...snorting lines off the dashboard and jamming blow up my urethra...

...so he'd park us with Bubbie and go to the track.

...so I believe the information is reliable.

...so I could fuck Paula, the 57 year old flight attendant.

...so if something goes wrong, you can page me at the track.

...so let's move on.

...so that I could tell you that...

...so they can radio in when one of the poor, huddled masses...

...so we got another 15 minutes to break the law.

...so you boys are basically on your own.

...so you don't get ass ****d, business wise.

...so you probably won't hear this before I reach you...

...some market research. But now that you mention it...

...some of it beyond your control, and it's nothing terrible or unnatural...

...some of the most difficult you have ever faced.

...something the health inspector won't mess with.

...stole 20 grand from him and he wants it back.

...stop embarrassing your fellow brethren.

...stuck it in his neck, said, "I'm not using this...

...stuck on there.

...tapping on the dash, fanning your coochie.

...tell him I expect to be reimbursed for everything he eats.

...than someone who drove a car through a store window?

...that boxes come through that tunnel.

...that comes out of her mouth, I'm gonna fucking kill her.

...that strange men were shuttling packages out of there all day long?

...that the whole mall is having a sale, but we're closed?

...that two houses you live in won't burn down.

...that was being used to transport narcotics...

...that was their first time on an airplane?

...that you absolutely will not speak.

...that you will rest easy.

...the one person you and I have in common that I do know...

...the overall harvest goes way up.

...the people you work with...

...there's a super satellite for the world poker tour.

...there's more scraps on this side. Cleaner water.

...these past 18 years.

...they made off other people's work, right?

...this car?

...this is a pretty tough point to cross. You're doing good work here, Wilson.

...this is the woman your depressed amigo searches for?

...threw me into an interrogation room. And you left me there.

...to accumulate the massive dose of fucked up karma...

...to build that fence.

...to have been here with you for the last few days.

...to live a long, productive life.

...to live the lie of domesticity?

...to manage the San Ysidro Maternity World?

...to never, ever, ever speak of this again.

...to show the guys in the store?

...to smuggle a human.

...to the point that I was forced to stray.

...two milks and a cappuccino, rousted by the man.

...until I sell your ass back into suburban slavery.

...until we're back on American soil.

...up here in the foreground...

...up to Del Mar and throw down a hundred dollars on a sure thing.

...walk to the employee parking lot, drive myself home.

...was such an asshole.

...we'll move it all to his house.

...we've had a trying couple of weeks.

...weed.

...what I might be wearing.

...what she's doing with him, when they met...

...what you were doing outside my warehouse with this thing.

...whatever I do, you keep coming back.

...when I am. I so am.

...when I nibble inside her thigh...

...when they're wrapping the tetherball cord around my neck.

...where geeks rule the world...

...where I have repeatedly allowed you to fuck me over a fence...

...where I might be at the time...

...where the scenery is a little less **** y.

...which can eat up to 80 percent of its weight. He thinks dodge ball is gay.

...which clearly you don't, so I guess we all have our things.

...which I bought him...

...which include having sex with your mother...

...which my father in law has offered up at a ridiculously inflated price.

...which offers scholarships to underprivileged children...

...which we will now have to figure out what to do with.

...while you're banging 'N Sync.

...who bettered the community through her work on city council...

...who bore the brunt of your insensitivity and anger...

...who crusaded tirelessly to keep children off drugs...

...who escaped the clutches of Adolf Hitler...

...who replace charming beach cottages with monstrous boxes.

...who thinks his mother's completely failed him?

...window displays.

...with an unconventional medicine.

...with this deeply felt, sorrowful, tinged with regret and guilt...

...with your sleeping at some boy's house they've never met.

...with your substance addiction will hit you at once...

...wonderful, dysfunctional family, and I love you guys.

...worse gonna happen to you.

...would you wanna kill your mom?

...yearns to be free.

...yes. And also no. Mostly yes.

...you announced you would kill the marimacha bitch...

...you are loved. Me.

...you can either bring me to him or I can track him down myself.

...you can get back in the car.

...you can stay here, float me till the market comes back.

...you come back to Daddy.

...you have brought my way, Celia.

...you know, I was wondering, since I'm all the way up here...

...you loved Judah. And that's...

...you made me go the long way...

...you three are working on will deal with those things...

...you told us the baby had eczema...

...you wanna fuck in the mouth.

...you'll be fine.

...your family and friends love you and are very concerned about you.

"And you have ruined the best years of your life and mine.

"Are you in love with me?"

"Be your mom." Jesus, that sounds like bullshit, doesn't it?

"Dear Celia, since you began abusing drugs, our friendship has changed."

"Goyishe punim." That's, "You got face like a goy."

"He'll never win," she said. "He's a schlimazel."

"Here's the cash register, here's the backroom."

"Hey, Nance. Got any new Mexican friends?"

"I miss the old Celia...

"Informant details location of said tunnel.

"Kill me"?

"Kind heart."

"Me, Mom."

"Oh, Dad, the horse lost."

"Oh, we need more room."

"Report."

"We are here to inaugurate this mobile medical unit.

"Who are you, lady? I ain't your kid."

"Yes I Can"? You said I was gonna freak out.

"You instilled in me the same things your mother instilled in you...

"You put me on liquid diets...

Weeds - Season 4
Weeds, a critically acclaimed television series, ran for eight seasons from 2005 to 2012. Each season followed the rollercoaster life of Nancy Botwin, played by the talented Mary-Louise Parker. In this article, we will dive into the captivating and eventful Weeds Season 4. Season 4 of Weeds aired in 2008 and continued to captivate audiences with its unique blend of dark comedy and social commentary. In this season, Nancy finds herself embroiled in the dangerous and lucrative world of drug trafficking. She partners with Guillermo, played by the talented Guillermo Díaz, to become a marijuana dealer on a grand scale. This new venture presents plenty of challenges as Nancy navigates the treacherous world of organized crime. The season also sees the characters dealing with personal challenges and moral dilemmas. Shane Botwin, portrayed by Alexander Gould, begins to develop a dark and twisted side as he becomes more involved in the family business. Nancy's brother-in-law, Andy Botwin (Justin Kirk), struggles with his feelings for Nancy while officially being the "uncle figure" to her children. Celia Hodes, played by Elizabeth Perkins, continues to provide comedic relief as her life spirals out of control. Her journey takes her through various jobs and bizarre situations, demonstrating the lengths she's willing to go to gain some sense of control in her chaotic life. Meanwhile, Silas Botwin, played by Hunter Parrish, faces his own challenges as he tries to balance his love life with working for Nancy in the marijuana business. Doug Wilson, portrayed by Kevin Nealon, remains a constant source of humor as he bumbles through life, often finding himself in hilarious predicaments. The show's creators, Jenji Kohan and Roberto Benabib, continued to surprise and captivate audiences with their storytelling and intricate plotlines. Weeds Season 4 once again tackled social issues and portrayed the complexities of human nature with dark humor and wit. Fans of Weeds Season 4 can immerse themselves in the show's sounds and music through various platforms. The evocative soundtrack features a blend of genres, enhancing the storytelling and heightening the emotions of each scene. From the folk-rock sounds of The Decemberists to the alternative rock tunes of Band of Horses, the music perfectly complements the show's themes. To further enhance your Weeds experience, you can play and download these captivating sounds here. Immerse yourself in the world of Nancy Botwin and her entangled web of relationships as she navigates the thrilling and dangerous world of drug trafficking. Weeds Season 4 remains a standout season in the critically acclaimed series. With its captivating cast, engaging storylines, and brilliant soundtrack, this season continues to entertain and enthrall audiences years after its initial release. Whether you're a longtime fan or new to the series, Weeds Season 4 is a must-watch for anyone seeking a unique blend of comedy, drama, and social commentary.
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