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40 Days and 40 Nights (2002)

40 Days and 40 Nights (2002)

"40 Days and 40 Nights" is a romantic comedy film released in 2002. Directed by Michael Lehmann and written by Robert Perez, the movie takes a humorous look at relationships, temptation, and finding true love. It tells the story of a young man who decides to give up all forms of sexual activity for the duration of Lent, challenging himself to go an astounding 40 days and 40 nights without any physical contact.

The main protagonist, Matt Sullivan, is portrayed by Josh Hartnett. Known for his charming looks and captivating performances, Hartnett delivers a charismatic performance as a man grappling with his own desires and the difficulties that arise from his self-imposed abstinence. Matt's determination to achieve personal growth and find true emotional connection instead of relying on physical intimacy drives the film forward.

The film also stars Shannyn Sossamon as Erica Sutton, the woman who catches Matt's eye during his vow of celibacy. Sossamon's portrayal of Erica brings a sense of mystery and chemistry to the screen as she becomes the love interest and object of Matt's desires. Together, Hartnett and Sossamon create a captivating on-screen dynamic.

The supporting cast includes Adam Trese as Matt's brother, John. Vinessa Shaw takes on the role of Nicole, a woman who had a past relationship with Matt and is determined to win him back. Emmanuelle Vaugier plays Susie, one of Matt's coworkers who also has her eye on him. These characters add depth and complexity to Matt's journey, highlighting the temptations and challenges he faces throughout his 40-day odyssey.

"40 Days and 40 Nights" takes a lighthearted approach to a topic that is often considered taboo, balancing comedy with heartfelt moments. The story delves into the complexities of modern relationships, exploring the impact of technology and societal pressures on love and intimacy. Throughout the film, Matt learns valuable lessons about the importance of communication, trust, and finding connection beyond the physical realm.

As with any movie, the soundtrack plays an integral role in capturing the essence of the story. While the cast list does not include any band members, the film features an eclectic mix of songs that enhance the viewing experience. From alternative rock hits like "Superman" by Lazlo Bane to catchy pop tunes like "Wasting My Time" by Default, the soundtrack further immerses the audience into Matt's world. These sounds can be enjoyed by both fans of the film and those seeking an entertaining musical experience.

In conclusion, "40 Days and 40 Nights" is a delightful comedy that explores the challenges of navigating relationships and the pursuit of true love. With a talented cast led by Josh Hartnett and Shannyn Sossamon, the film captures the struggles, temptations, and growth experienced by its main characters. Whether you're a fan of romantic comedies or simply enjoy a good soundtrack, the sounds of "40 Days and 40 Nights" can be played and downloaded here for your entertainment pleasure.

A friend of mine started up a business...
A little willpower?
A lovers' rendezvous.
A porn site!
A whole bunch of different positions on it.
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah! Aah!
Aah. Ahh...
Aahl
About someone until you kiss them?
About telling the damn truth.
About us... a lot.
Again? Another girl already?
Ah ah. Signed and notarized commitment...
Ahh.
Ahh. This tastes funny.
Ahh. Uhh.
All my laundry's clean.
All right, here's what you're gonna do.
All right, say you have a ten year old kid...
All right, you guys. Come on, get out. Get out of my house.
All right. This is ridiculous.
All that matters is the kiss.
And a bottle of champagne.
And a woman.
And all I feel is emptiness.
And all you have to do is take the dive.
And another guy who tried to steal a bus...
And for a while, everything seemed clear.
And he didn't touch you once?
And hit them with their paws...
And I closed my world off, and I put myself in a little box.
And I couldn't match it...
And I gave him a good price.
And I had to see you.
And I look over at the girl next to me...
And I think it's genius.
And I think you see why we can't let that happen.
And I'm the idiot because I keep coming back...
And if you're on that list...
And it hurts the little butterfly.
And just You know what I mean?
And my favorite, vagina beach.
And my money's on today.
And now work that kind of job, right?
And put that key right there.
And Ryan has a big mouth, huh?
And she's hot, Matt. I don't mind looking at her.
And that didn't help anything.
And that's when it happens.
And the question is?
And the thing is, it's working. It's really working.
And then gets lesbian mud wrestling.
And then look them up later?
And then the most recent guy I dated...
And they tied me up.
And they're... look at 'em. They're all wearing...
And this is sacrifice.
And three...
And today I'm slammed by sex. Why?
And today. Did you see it's the warmest day of the year?
And two?
And we are totally connecting...
And we certainly cannot have sex.
And we're still sitting around here like a bunch of chimps.
And what about that really hot chick that got engaged?
And whoever she is, she's not Nicole.
And you all should be ashamed of yourselves.
And you're only a year away from being a real priest anyway.
Andie, we talked about this already, OK?
Any ideas?
Anything that looks like semen. OK?
Anything.
Anyway, I've got something that's gonna make it all better.
Apparently, speed is a very expensive drug, Sam.
Apparently, the dude works late every night.
Are you Chris?
Are you gonna be OK with this guy?
At least for some.
At Morgan Stanley.
Aw...
Back in my more youthful, wasted, younger days.
Because he has ideas.
Because pussycats are mean to butterflies.
Because that girl, you can't even look right at her.
Because they could've snuck out the back window...
Because we can't talk about sex...
Because we can't think about sex...
Because, I mean, I personally feel like that's...
Been looking for you since lunch.
Before I lose my train of thought.
Besides, you're...
Bev, have we ever tried this before?
Bev, we're all adults here, aren't we?
Bien sur.
Boo.
Busted.
But at some point, it's not OK, and he doesn't forgive you!
But I can tell you that there is somebody on the inside.
But I did get to talk to him for a little bit.
But I guess it's hard for you to get the truth out.
But I'm not coming back anymore.
But I've been thinking about you a lot...
But if there's one place I'm safe it's at home, right?
But now he's just twitchy.
But now, I feel a little like a...
But now, I have to practically beg for it.
But then you came along...
But today... I'm not fine.
But tonight, when you came in...
But what we were doing was so perfect.
But when it comes down to it, that's exactly what this is.
But why does this have to happen now?
But with all the dating action in Mattland these days...
But you can't come to mom and dad's tonight.
But, dude, you spank it.
But, see, I can't do that because of my hip...
But, um, I don't know what to get.
Bye.
Call him or leave. You're bugging me.
Can I borrow a sheet of fabric softener?
Can I borrow your handcuffs?
Can I talk to you for a second?
Can you keep a secret?
Can't. I have laundry.
Captain Blueballs.
Chow mein. New girl in tech. Very hot.
Come here.
Come on over here for a second. Um...
Come on, come on. Get out of my house.
Come on.
Coming.
Congratulations Nicole.
Damn it!
Damn it.
David Brokaw. Hi.
David's the youngest executive vice president...
Days? Mm mmm, girl. Watch this.
Did she just Xerox her ass?
Did you know that regular ejaculation...
Did you, um, do these layouts?
Did your brother put you up to this or something?
Didn't you just do it last week?
Dipped in a starbucks mocha.
Do we have to talk about this at dinner?
Do you have change for two dollars?
Do you know how many hours I spent...
Do you know why they call it down under, Matt?
Do you like pussy... cats, Matt?
Do you like stickers?
Do you mind if I borrow this?
Do you realize how much time we waste thinking about girls?
Do you still think about her when you jerk off?
Do you think this is a joke?
Does not put out at all.
Don't be stupid, Erica.
Don't explain. You don't have to.
Don't say no yet. No, don't say no. No, no, no.
Don't start, dad.
Don't think about that Think about me
Don't you ever feel like you just keep meeting...
Don't you think? What do you think?
Drive you crazy after a while?
Dude, that's what the banner said at the party.
Dude, you are so gone.
Dude, you're action packed with issues.
Dude, you've got to tell her. Seriously.
Dude!
Dude.
Erica!
Erica!
Erica! Erica, I should have told you about this.
Erica?
Erica.
Everything is so much simpler when there's no sex involved.
Everything was going great until you had to...
Eww. You are such a bad liar.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. I forgot something to read.
Fair enough, fair enough.
For a long time now.
Forget about Nicole.
Four... You... This isn't normal!
From a flower?
From our schedule, but we can make it happen for tonight.
From thy bounty, through Christ, our lord. Amen.
Fuck, yeah! Bitch.
Fuck!
Get it together.
Get out of here! Get out of here!
Give me a call, OK?
Giving relationship advice?
Go out and give your star player the support he needs.
Go straight to your head. Blbbh.
God, that's one of the best relationships I have.
God, yes. Same thing happens to me.
God's spirit made Jesus go to the desert.
Going to be a long forty days this year.
Good night, sweetie.
Good night.
Good night.
Good.
Good.
Good. You'll be designing the entire webpage.
Guess who dropped by.
Ha ha! As soon as you don't want it, they can smell it.
Haah!
Has never made me so...
Haven't you gotten to the point where you need to take a break?
He can't last in there another 24 hours. He'll die.
He didn't do it.
He is taking her on... the bus.
He just gets on the bus and goes around.
He just has to be careful.
He left hours ago.
He was living with the wild animals...
He was there for forty days while Satan tested him.
He works late every night... a different girl every night.
He... he parties with a friend of mine.
He'll keep going. Two dollars, please.
He's a real mess about you. It was a little pathetic.
He's crazy about you. What else do you want?
He's got a girlfriend.
He's jerking us around. How do we know this is real?
He's just taken a vow of celibacy.
Heard you tried to leave one in the chamber last night.
Heh.
Hello. Hello!
Helmet.
Helps with static cling.
Hey, baby. Baby!
Hey, bagel guy.
Hey, Duncan.
Hey, have you ever noticed the crack on my ceiling?
Hey, hey.
Hey, how about I quit the vow?
Hey, it's the abstinence guy!
Hey, Jerry.
Hey, Jerry.
Hey, Matt.
Hey, Matt...
Hey, put that away. Books get you in trouble around here.
Hey, Ryan. What's happening?
Hey! You know where Erica Sutton is?
Hey.
Hey. Dude, it's just been one of those days, you know?
Hey. Hey.
Hey. Maybe you should go, hmm?
Hey. Throw me a magnum for my magnum, big boy?
Hi.
Hi. I'm one of the many pictures of Nicole...
Hi. Sorry I'm late.
His friend is coming over at the stroke of midnight.
Hmm?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm. Told you.
Holy hell.
Hot, hot women wearing no bras?
Hot.
How Christ felt during the fast in the desert.
How do we even know that they're still even in there?
How do you know I'm not on that list?
How do you know it's Nicole... N Nicole that got engaged?
How many days do you think he'll last?
How much did you drink, Matt?
How much do I want to bet that he'll actually die?
How much you want to bet?
How will we know that, exactly?
How will you be a real priest if you can't follow the rules?
How's...
Huh? Huh?
I almost fucked an outlet today.
I am going in.
I can do that, so I check the box.
I can feel that.
I can't believe the load of bullshit that you fed to me...
I can't do this anymore. I can't do it.
I can't. I gotta go.
I can't. I mean, we can't...
I care about the vow, and...
I do that, too, so...
I don't even know If you can feel that.
I don't have a life.
I don't have any Nicole issues.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. At the office, probably.
I don't understand. So he's gonna get laid?
I don't want me to see me like this...
I don't. I don't. They just...
I feel like it's my first time.
I get that a lot.
I got held up at this import export place in Chinatown.
I grew up in the same house as you, moron.
I guess thinking about sex is part of the priestly thing.
I had one come in all the way from Bangladesh.
I have no reason not to be honest, I guess.
I have this tattoo of a butterfly...
I have thought about you...
I heard about the vow...
I helped on them, kind of.
I just check off the ones I can do...
I just read about it over the fucking internet.
I just want to connect with people on a deeper level.
I just wanted to see what it would be like...
I just wanted to stop.
I just...
I kept meaning to return it.
I knew that. I knew that. I... I didn't tell you...
I know exactly what I want.
I know I screwed up with you...
I know I shouldn't be here...
I know that. I completely should have told you.
I know this phase. It passes.
I know what you mean. I've been surfing for porn all week.
I know window treatments aren't the sexiest...
I know you're still trying to work out your Nicole issues...
I know, but just look at him.
I like this.
I like to take girls there, and I say, Let's go postal.
I love her very much.
I made the commitment...
I mean, at all.
I mean, he used to be kind of cute...
I mean, honestly, I don't care about the vow.
I mean, I've jerked off three times since lunch.
I mean, it was kind of hot for the first eight months.
I mean, like hot, hot women.
I mean, not only is my wife not begging for it...
I mean, physically speaking, I was fine.
I mean, this is the perfect way for me...
I mean, was with me.
I mean, we used to have sex everywhere.
I mean, what can I do?
I mean, what can I do?
I mean, yesterday Erica tells me I have to finish the vow...
I need to place a bet.
I never told you this. I didn't want to hurt your feelings.
I screwed up. I... I should've just done this.
I somehow don't think Mr. Butterworth...
I spend all day looking for pornography on the web.
I still can't.
I stopped having sex...
I swear to God, everywhere I look...
I tell her I'm gonna do without for a few months.
I think little Mattie is trying to say hello.
I think this is the best thing that's ever happened to me.
I think we could get you fucked up about it again.
I think you don't know what you're getting yourself into.
I thought I should tell you I can speak just fine.
I thought you'd think I was a freak. I'm sorry.
I want to come. They're hot. I want pussy.
I want to have a party with a list at the door...
I want to talk to him.
I wanted to stop thinking about sex.
I was asleep. I thought she was you.
I was just, uh maintaining these...
I was trying to take a part of me and make it go away.
I wasn't supposed to do that, was I?
I would definitely hit that.
I...
I... consider myself a lucky person.
I... Excuse me. I have to get...
I... I did this for myself.
I... I gave you The Bridges of Madison County...
I... I understand what you're doing, Matt.
I... I'm so thirsty.
I'd hit that. And how about Merj?
I'd kiss you right now.
I'll bring you another one.
I'll let you be the judge of that.
I'll say it was me. I'll say I set the whole thing up.
I'll say that I handcuffed you to the bed... which is true...
I'll talk to the bagel guy when he gets here.
I'll tell 'em you said hi.
I'll tell you what. You want me?
I'll tell you why.
I'll... Unh! Whoa! Aah!
I'm a cyber nanny.
I'm fine.
I'm giving up my one vice...
I'm glad it's working for one of us.
I'm glad we can connect on that.
I'm going to give you until the count of three.
I'm gonna go the distance.
I'm gonna recommend day 23.
I'm just saying you have issues.
I'm leaving the seminary for a little while.
I'm Matt. Officially.
I'm mind orgasmic right now.
I'm not ashamed! I'm embarrassed!
I'm not lighting a candle...
I'm seeing things.
I'm seeing tits and ass.
I'm slipping, Matt. I've already slipped.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I should have told you.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Just explain this to me, though, all right?
I'm tired of waiting for things to happen.
I'm totally falling for Erica...
I'm treated like an equal, and we're connecting...
I've been here every day this week.
I've been here the whole time. Believe it.
I've given up sex, because I just...
I've got it! Jesus Christ, John, I've got an answer!
I've never had so much fun on a bus before.
I've never seen her so happy.
If any fluids have been liberated.
If I bring this guy home tonight...
If I can do that, then everything will be OK.
If I don't go, they'll kill me.
If I told you, Don't think about the color red...
If I were you, I'd give me something else to do quick.
If more than one person bets on the winning day...
If that's me, I'm painting the ceiling.
If you don't like my advice, go see a real priest.
If you just go to Big Window, look at the dude's face.
If you want to get laid...
If your day's the day, you win the pot, less expenses...
In the shower. I nearly killed myself.
In town for one night and one night only.
Is a preventative against prostate cancer?
Is it working?
Is not to have sex, remember?
Is there anything I can do to make it better?
Is this going to get worse before it gets better?
Is...
It happened again...
It has to be sex and all things sex like.
It is that...
It is, isn't it?
It just took me a long time to realize what I was doing.
It just... it just hit me all at once.
It makes me want to just throw her down, you know...
It only seems natural that I should end it, huh?
It should be your money.
It starts out like an earthquake...
It totally sucks.
It turns out the front door was open.
It was on the cover of the magazine.
It's a little too late, dude.
It's a long story. What are you doing here, Nicole?
It's a minimum bet of $50 a day, which goes into the pot.
It's a special light that allows me to see...
It's all on the internet nowadays, you know.
It's been bubbling under the surface...
It's been really fun almost chatting with you.
It's funny. I didn't say a thing about sex.
It's going to be great.
It's going to be over in twenty four hours.
It's good to see you.
It's hard to explain.
It's just a sabbatical. If I come back...
It's like this incredible high. Can you not feel that?
It's like, so what are we doing here?
It's not that simple, Matt. Trust me.
It's nothing but vast emptiness.
It's over.
It's perfect the way it is, and she's amazing...
It's so hard giving up what you love the most.
It's very easy to confuse a physical attraction...
It's your vow.
It's... I'm all fucked up.
Jeez, that's an oversight. I'll fix that.
Jerry?
Just a sec.
Just because I thought you'd get pissed off.
Just got off the phone with the guy.
Just keeping it clean.
Just listen, here's the plan.
Just to look directly at her, she's so radiantly hot!
Keep up the good work.
Later, pimp.
Leave the front door open a little bit...
Lent is about sacrifice and growth through self denial.
Lent is to remember...
Lent. Starts today.
Let me put it this way.
Let's rock and roll. Aah!
Light a candle for me or something.
Like a cute little pussycat or something.
Like I'm a pervert.
Like people that went to this kind of college...
Like this one here.
Like you did last week.
Like, a vibrating flower?
Listen, honey, you want to give it one more try?
Listen, isn't part of the priestly thing...
Listen, you haven't heard a word I said.
Little Haji just loves to roll the dice.
Look, I know I should've told you about her.
Look, I'm not gonna sit in my room...
Look, if you're so ashamed, maybe you shouldn't be doing it.
Look, it's been six months since Nicole dumped you.
Looking for my Temple of Poon tape?
Looking good. How long are you going to be in there?
Man, she knows the guy, like, two weeks.
Mark 1:12.
Matt, don't do it
Matt, I am so... so mad that I have...
Matt, this is important! I'm going to go in there.
Matt?
Matt?
Me, too.
Meat. Why don't you try something like that?
Megatonchism... sex without orgasms ever.
Merci, monsieur.
Merj, how many times have I been wrong?
Mind orgasmic.
Mm hmm. Gay is different to some people.
Mmm, I think your little friend here wants me to stay.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm. Waiter?
More like a special power.
More like... gentle persuasion.
My job is to find the site and block it out.
Nicole gets engaged, you decide to take a vow of abstinence.
Nicole got engaged.
Nicole had this...
Nicole.
Nicole. How are you?
Nicole. That's it.
Nine large.
No man can do it. It goes against nature.
No masturbation.
No more drugs pour moi.
No more lies.
No nibbling, no biting, no scratching.
No sex for Lent... for forty days.
No sucking, no fondling. None of that.
No, and I so wanted him to...
No, I love hanging out with him. He's amazing.
No, it doesn't.
No, it's mine.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no! Have a nice time.
No, no, no. Guys don't fake it. I don't even think that we can.
No, no, no. You know what you want.
No, no. They want to see what effect...
No, no. You know what?
No, of course I want you. It's just...
No, she's not nice. She's hot.
No, that's not great. That's not good.
No, this isn't a bet. Let me explain.
No, you didn't. You faked it.
No! I... Look, I was going through a really rough time...
No? I'll tell her something less idiotic, obviously, but...
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. I'm not gonna call her.
No. Johnny... Johnny's fine, OK?
No. She's just an ex.
No. That sounds great. That sounds incredible.
No. Why would it matter to me?
Nobody on that list would have talked to me...
Nobody thinks you'll finish this thing.
Not bad, just, you know, funny.
Not even just a little?
Not for the next twenty four hours, it's not.
Not that I was thinking about sex all the time...
Not that it should matter to you.
Nothing. Just give me second, OK?
Nothing. Whoo. That was weird.
Now it's serious.
Now, we think that this offer is more than fair.
Now! Ohh!
Nowhere. That's the point.
Obviously, you're gonna call her.
Of all my friends and friends of friends...
Of commitment, character, and discipline...
Of the day's total bets that have been placed.
Officially Matt.
Officially.
Oh ho!
Oh, come on, Erica, please.
Oh, come with me. Come with me. Are you ready?
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, God Ohh
Oh, God, I must look awful.
Oh, God, Matt, slam it!
Oh, God, that's that new girl in tech support.
Oh, God! Yes! Ohh!
Oh, God. Not the tongues.
Oh, goodness.
Oh, here's your key.
Oh, I'm totally into her.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, my God! You were kissing a nun!
Oh, my God. I gotta go.
Oh, my...
Oh, no, no. Doesn't bother me at all.
Oh, put me in for a tenner.
Oh, really?
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit.
Oh, so I'm like some science experiment?
Oh, sure, now St. Matt wants a piece.
Oh, that's sweet. I really needed to hear that.
Oh, there we go.
Oh, they don't want to hear about that.
Oh, yeah, perfect...
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah? Name me one thing that you ever gave me.
Oh, yes! Oh!
Oh, yes. Yes, of course.
Oh, you're wrong, brother.
Oh!
Oh! Aah! I'm OK.
Oh! Oh!
Oh.
Ohh! Ohh!
Ohh! Ohh! Aah!
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh. Mmm.
Ohh. These are good.
Ohh. Was it worth it?
Ohhhh!
Ohhhh!
OK, champ. Anastasia and I are going to leave now...
OK, here's how it's gonna go.
OK, so Matt doesn't know anything?
OK, so we're both sitting here thinking about sex...
OK? He'll put up big numbers for you.
OK.
OK. All right. Bye bye.
OK. Bye.
On the bus where?
One. That's a long time to be looking for porn, Matt.
One... no sex.
One... will it be with some girl?
Ooh.
Ooh.
Opens up over my head.
Or he broke it off, I don't know.
Or not talked to me.
Or weird little secrets I should know about right now?
Over and over and over.
Ow!
Part of the priestly thing, and stop calling it that...
Peace be with you.
Personally, I prefer the telegram...
Pfft. Stupid monkey ass moron.
Plus, if I told you, you'd think I was a sex addict.
Plus, Matt has this whole, uh...
Put him in the game and he will play his little heart out.
Really?
Refers to as... Viagra.
Relax, baby.
Remember that Australian chick... Jennifer Moss?
Right now, the pot is at two hundred.
Right? And you underlined tryst...
Same time next week?
Sandy's hot box...
See, I take the vow.
See, us having the power, that's part of the system...
See...
Sex.
She goes to France, she comes back, she's engaged.
She got engaged, Ryan.
She met someone. Nicole's getting married.
She photocopied her ass. She photocopied her own ass.
She says to me, You look like Lionel Richie.
She's filled with heavenly sweetness.
She's not...
She's so hot you need one of those eclipse watching things...
She's something, isn't she?
She's something, isn't she?
She's the real reason you took that vow.
Shh. It'll be over in, like, two seconds, OK?
Shit.
Show me you can do it.
Show me you can do it.
Since when do you smoke, Matt?
Sir! Sir!
So how can you not want to fuck her?
So I'm gonna split it with you.
So maybe you should go.
So we know all about the power.
So you can feel better about getting laid.
So you want to have sex with me to regain the power?
So, dad, when your hip heals, will it be like normal?
So, did any other guys ever take you on a bus?
So, how did it go last night, champ?
So, is it that you hate your penis?
So, shall we get it on?
So, what about your late night visitor?
So, what do you do for laundry money?
So, you can't help me?
So, you have to look at these sex sites all day long?
So, you in on the basketball pool or what?
So, you know, I don't check the box.
So, you normally do your laundry on Friday nights?
So?
So? I don't want to hear about it.
So...
So... you should sleep.
Some guys are just different about this stuff, you know.
Some party.
Someone just placed another bet.
Something that looks like semen?
Something's happening. Behind me.
Sorry.
Sorry. I hope I didn't come off as mean.
Special status.
Sure.
Surprise inspection.
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. I'm OK. Thank you.
Thanks for the fish, Matt.
Thanks, buddy.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks.
That being said...
That I sent her over here.
That if I have to look at another blowjob I'll scream.
That infest Ryan and Matt's apartment after six months.
That is so not true.
That is very important... key.
That isn't what Lent is.
That their mother's machine is still running hot.
That was the biggest piece of trash I ever tried to read.
That's a good thing, right?
That's a lot of money, isn't it?
That's cool. I can do that. That's cool.
That's not good enough.
That's not what this is about.
That's part of the game.
That's tracking my range of motion.
That's what I heard.
The abstinence... it's starting to get under your skin.
The bagel guy knows everything. The dude's incredible.

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