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Jojo Rabbit

Jojo Rabbit

Jojo Rabbit is a widely acclaimed satirical black comedy film directed by Taika Waititi, released in 2019. This remarkable piece of cinema tells the story of Jojo Betzler, a young German boy who, through his imaginary friendship with Adolf Hitler, navigates the final days of World War II.

The movie features an exceptional ensemble cast, including Roman Griffin Davis as Jojo Betzler, whose portrayal of the titular character earned him widespread praise. Joining him is Thomasin McKenzie as Elsa Korr, a Jewish girl hiding in Jojo's attic, showcasing her incredible talent and emotional range. Taika Waititi himself also takes on the remarkable role of Adolf Hitler, brilliantly bringing a unique blend of comedy and satire to the screen.

Set against the backdrop of a war-torn Germany, Jojo Rabbit dives deep into the themes of love, loyalty, and the power of imagination. As Jojo grapples with his own prejudices and beliefs, his encounter with Elsa challenges his worldview, and he begins to question everything he has been taught.

The movie seamlessly blends heart-wrenching moments with humorous undertones, bringing light to the darkest of situations. Through its unique storytelling style, Jojo Rabbit aims to provide a powerful commentary on the dangers of blind nationalism and the importance of empathy and understanding.

The film also boasts an exceptional soundtrack, which perfectly complements its whimsical yet poignant tone. The music, composed by Michael Giacchino, captures the essence of the era while adding a touch of modernity. From lively and energetic melodies to emotionally driven cues, the score adds depth and emotion to the storytelling, enhancing the viewer's experience throughout the film.

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In conclusion, Jojo Rabbit is a compelling and thought-provoking film that masterfully balances comedy and tragedy. Taika Waititi's impeccable direction and the exceptional performances from the cast create a cinematic experience that is both heartwarming and sobering. Its exploration of complex themes and extraordinary character journeys make it a truly remarkable film. And now, with the ability to play and download the sounds of Jojo Rabbit, you can experience the magic all over again.

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A friend of my father's hid me.
A friend of my father's hid me.
A great poet. Nathan's favorite.
A great poet. Nathan's favorite.
A Jew hypnotized him
A Jew hypnotized him
A Jew.
A Jew.
A little bit deformed and pointless.
A little bit deformed and pointless.
Aaah! Aaah!
Aaah! Aaah!
ADOLF: Hi.
ADOLF: Hi.
ADOLF: I am beginning to question your loyalty
ADOLF: I am beginning to question your loyalty
ADOLF: What's she doing? She's burning something.
ADOLF: What's she doing? She's burning something.
ADOLF: Yeah, man. You're ready.
ADOLF: Yeah, man. You're ready.
ADOLF: Yes, that's right.
ADOLF: Yes, that's right.
After many years of developing magic and spells,
After many years of developing magic and spells,
Ah, it's funny 'cause it's true.
Ah, it's funny 'cause it's true.
Ah, what to do, what to do?
Ah, what to do, what to do?
Ah, you're fine as you are.
Ah, you're fine as you are.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
ALL (chanting): Kill. Kill.
ALL (chanting): Kill. Kill.
ALL (mockingly): Jojo Rabbit.
ALL (mockingly): Jojo Rabbit.
All right, who's first?
All right, who's first?
All right?
All right?
All right. Let's get to it.
All right. Let's get to it.
All right. Sorry. I'm stressed out!
All right. Sorry. I'm stressed out!
All those other things.
All those other things.
All with one thing in common.
All with one thing in common.
ALL: Whoa!
ALL: Whoa!
Allow me to introduce myself.
Allow me to introduce myself.
Almost.
Almost.
Also biscuits, lethal.
Also biscuits, lethal.
Also, I think maybe he could hand out this new propaganda,
Also, I think maybe he could hand out this new propaganda,
AMERICAN SOLDIER #1: Come on.
AMERICAN SOLDIER #1: Come on.
An actual good person.
An actual good person.
And according to my superiors,
And according to my superiors,
And anyone who helped the Jew.
And anyone who helped the Jew.
And because these are very paranoid times,
And because these are very paranoid times,
And blame Winston Churchill.
And blame Winston Churchill.
And blew himself up and as a result
And blew himself up and as a result
And cut your Nazi head off.
And cut your Nazi head off.
And deliver these conscriptions.
And deliver these conscriptions.
And don't give her any more knives.
And don't give her any more knives.
And don't try to stab each other.
And don't try to stab each other.
And England and China and Africa and India.
And England and China and Africa and India.
And even though it would appear our country's on the back foot
And even though it would appear our country's on the back foot
And everything will be fine.
And everything will be fine.
And go live in damn cheese, snail, baguette land.
And go live in damn cheese, snail, baguette land.
And hang from the ceiling when we sleep.
And hang from the ceiling when we sleep.
And has a messed up face.
And has a messed up face.
And he became a massive drunk and a gambler.
And he became a massive drunk and a gambler.
And he cheated on his wife
And he cheated on his wife
And he had an inappropriate relationship with my sister.
And he had an inappropriate relationship with my sister.
And here is a gun.
And here is a gun.
And I don't think you want that.
And I don't think you want that.
And I'd be more than happy to fight in the front.
And I'd be more than happy to fight in the front.
And if I tell my mother I know,
And if I tell my mother I know,
And if you tell her you know about me, just one word...
And if you tell her you know about me, just one word...
And if you tell my mother I know, then she'll kick you out,
And if you tell my mother I know, then she'll kick you out,
And it is up to you to decide if you want to be remembered,
And it is up to you to decide if you want to be remembered,
And just being called names.
And just being called names.
And just between you and me, they don't look very Aryan.
And just between you and me, they don't look very Aryan.
And learning how to get pregnant.
And learning how to get pregnant.
And likes dressing up in a funny uniform
And likes dressing up in a funny uniform
And moving on.
And moving on.
And my eyes are blue like...
And my eyes are blue like...
And now Hitler's gone, we're really on our own.
And now Hitler's gone, we're really on our own.
And now we are in the midst of a routine inspection.
And now we are in the midst of a routine inspection.
And only zealous men who stand steadfast in the face of the enemy
And only zealous men who stand steadfast in the face of the enemy
And so far, I'm still here.
And so far, I'm still here.
And the Americans from the other way.
And the Americans from the other way.
And the sooner we have peace, the better.
And the sooner we have peace, the better.
And then falling out of those trees.
And then falling out of those trees.
And then he drowned in an unrelated accident,
And then he drowned in an unrelated accident,
And then Heil Hitlering" yourself
And then Heil Hitlering" yourself
And then they go and they kill the Jew.
And then they go and they kill the Jew.
And then what are you going to do, hmm?
And then what are you going to do, hmm?
And then you will be the one in control.
And then you will be the one in control.
And then, of course, Heil Hitlering" Freddy Finkel
And then, of course, Heil Hitlering" Freddy Finkel
And then, we're gonna pretend none of this ever happened.
And then, we're gonna pretend none of this ever happened.
And there really isn't much hope in us winning this war,
And there really isn't much hope in us winning this war,
And they smell like brussels sprouts.
And they smell like brussels sprouts.
And this,
And this,
And trust without fear.
And trust without fear.
And wants to be part of a club.
And wants to be part of a club.
And we thought we'd drop off some pamphlets for the boy.
And we thought we'd drop off some pamphlets for the boy.
And we're also attracted to shiny things.
And we're also attracted to shiny things.
And when I said yes, we danced into the night.
And when I said yes, we danced into the night.
And when they are destroyed,
And when they are destroyed,
And when they sleep, they hang from the ceiling, like bats.
And when they sleep, they hang from the ceiling, like bats.
And where she's trying to make you go in your mind,
And where she's trying to make you go in your mind,
And where the queen Jew lays the eggs.
And where the queen Jew lays the eggs.
And while I'm gone,
And while I'm gone,
And who is operating the machinery of their brains?
And who is operating the machinery of their brains?
And why am I here talking to a bunch of little titty grabbers
And why am I here talking to a bunch of little titty grabbers
And you are a postman!
And you are a postman!
And you can't tie your shoelaces even though you're ten years old.
And you can't tie your shoelaces even though you're ten years old.
And you know how much we love the taste of blood.
And you know how much we love the taste of blood.
And you'll get most of the movement back in your leg.
And you'll get most of the movement back in your leg.
And you're gonna come back to me, where you belong.
And you're gonna come back to me, where you belong.
And you're gonna tell me exactly what's going on
And you're gonna tell me exactly what's going on
And your father was somehow involved from afar.
And your father was somehow involved from afar.
And your mother, too.
And your mother, too.
And, of course,
And, of course,
And, of course, we are indeed interested
And, of course, we are indeed interested
And, uh, what brings you here, Captain?
And, uh, what brings you here, Captain?
And, um, you're too old anyway.
And, um, you're too old anyway.
And... and lava and bacon.
And... and lava and bacon.
Anyway, there's not enough food for you,
Anyway, there's not enough food for you,
Anyway.
Anyway.
Anyway. Did you see one? A Jew.
Anyway. Did you see one? A Jew.
Anyway. You boys have all been issued with your Deutsches Jungvolk daggers.
Anyway. You boys have all been issued with your Deutsches Jungvolk daggers.
Apart from having bombproof legs,
Apart from having bombproof legs,
Apparently we're doing just fine.
Apparently we're doing just fine.
Are you a ghost?
Are you a ghost?
Are you a teardrop specialist?
Are you a teardrop specialist?
Are you all right, Jojo?
Are you all right, Jojo?
Are you going to bed, too?
Are you going to bed, too?
Are you?
Are you?
As long as there's someone alive, somewhere, then they lose.
As long as there's someone alive, somewhere, then they lose.
As part of our preparations for the invasion,
As part of our preparations for the invasion,
At least your girlfriend will be free.
At least your girlfriend will be free.
At your service.
At your service.
Baby, I have to go.
Baby, I have to go.
Be the rabbit.
Be the rabbit.
Be the rabbit.
Be the rabbit.
Because he's scared of thunder.
Because he's scared of thunder.
Because I have to live with a crazy person.
Because I have to live with a crazy person.
Because she hated me.
Because she hated me.
Because your face might scare the other kids.
Because your face might scare the other kids.
Because, once upon a time, a ******* man mated with a fish.
Because, once upon a time, a ******* man mated with a fish.
Being a deformed kid with nothing to live for.
Being a deformed kid with nothing to live for.
Being fired from a cannon
Being fired from a cannon
Besides, I wouldn't even know it if I saw it.
Besides, I wouldn't even know it if I saw it.
Besides, it's for the book.
Besides, it's for the book.
Besides, true artists don't see that stuff.
Besides, true artists don't see that stuff.
Besides, your scars will heal,
Besides, your scars will heal,
Blew them out.
Blew them out.
Blind artists, you mean.
Blind artists, you mean.
BOTH (rapidly): Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler!
BOTH (rapidly): Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler!
Boy, you have to trust me, okay?
Boy, you have to trust me, okay?
Brahms. Wagner. Mozart.
Brahms. Wagner. Mozart.
Break free, great Aryan. There are no weak ****.
Break free, great Aryan. There are no weak ****.
Break free.
Break free.
But also ugly things.
But also ugly things.
But do you know what happens if you do?
But do you know what happens if you do?
But how would you know if you saw one?
But how would you know if you saw one?
But human.
But human.
But I actually forgot there was a second letter.
But I actually forgot there was a second letter.
But I need background.
But I need background.
But I think you already know that, don't you?
But I think you already know that, don't you?
But I'll have to watch you instead.
But I'll have to watch you instead.
But I'll never be in Hitler's personal guards.
But I'll never be in Hitler's personal guards.
But it was the Jew's fault.
But it was the Jew's fault.
But my...
But my...
But no one has heard from him in two years.
But no one has heard from him in two years.
But now I have nothing.
But now I have nothing.
But now they call me a scared rabbit.
But now they call me a scared rabbit.
But often we take over a house
But often we take over a house
But the Führer says when we win
But the Führer says when we win
But then you'll tell on me and my mother, and we'll be in trouble,
But then you'll tell on me and my mother, and we'll be in trouble,
But there's no reason this thing in the attic needs to ruin your life.
But there's no reason this thing in the attic needs to ruin your life.
But today, you become a man.
But today, you become a man.
But we need all hands on deck right now.
But we need all hands on deck right now.
But we still have one greater concern,
But we still have one greater concern,
But you are not one of them.
But you are not one of them.
But you are not privileged to know about my family.
But you are not privileged to know about my family.
But you're not. Not a proper person.
But you're not. Not a proper person.
But you're only 11.
But you're only 11.
But you're still the bestest, most loyal little Nazi I've ever met.
But you're still the bestest, most loyal little Nazi I've ever met.
But, uh, why do you have his knife?
But, uh, why do you have his knife?
But, you know, she's *******.
But, you know, she's *******.
But...
But...
But...
But...
By pretending I was dead, I drew out all the traitors.
By pretending I was dead, I drew out all the traitors.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Bye.
Camouflage, ambush techniques,
Camouflage, ambush techniques,
Can I ask you a question about ****?
Can I ask you a question about ****?
Can I leave?
Can I leave?
Can two eyed people do this?
Can two eyed people do this?
Can you do that?
Can you do that?
Can you do this?
Can you do this?
Can you kill?
Can you kill?
Captain K.
Captain K.
Captain K. Whoo!
Captain K. Whoo!
Case closed.
Case closed.
Case closed.
Case closed.
Champagne, if you're happy.
Champagne, if you're happy.
Champagne, if you're sad.
Champagne, if you're sad.
Cheese, bread, meat.
Cheese, bread, meat.
Cigarette?
Cigarette?
Climbing down chimneys and eating innocent Nazis.
Climbing down chimneys and eating innocent Nazis.
Come here, let's take a look at you.
Come here, let's take a look at you.
Come on, Shitler. Let's get a move on.
Come on, Shitler. Let's get a move on.
Come on! Pull it! Come on!
Come on! Pull it! Come on!
Come on? For old time's sake?
Come on? For old time's sake?
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Oh, God.
Come on. Oh, God.
Come.
Come.
Correct. Thank you, Inge.
Correct. Thank you, Inge.
Correctomundo.
Correctomundo.
Could I?
Could I?
CROWD: Heil! Heil! Heil!
CROWD: Heil! Heil! Heil!
Crystals, glass and gold.
Crystals, glass and gold.
Dance with your parents, come.
Dance with your parents, come.
Dance.
Dance.
Dancing is for people who are free.
Dancing is for people who are free.
Dancing is for people who don't have a job.
Dancing is for people who don't have a job.
Darling cub, why are you up, huh?
Darling cub, why are you up, huh?
DEERTZ: And who might you be?
DEERTZ: And who might you be?
DEERTZ: Guys, you have to see this.
DEERTZ: Guys, you have to see this.
DEERTZ: I did not know you had a sister, Johannes.
DEERTZ: I did not know you had a sister, Johannes.
DEERTZ: Nathan being roasted over an open fire.
DEERTZ: Nathan being roasted over an open fire.
DEERTZ: Wait.
DEERTZ: Wait.
Denunciations and general investigations.
Denunciations and general investigations.
Despite the futile efforts of Allied war profiteers
Despite the futile efforts of Allied war profiteers
Did I?
Did I?
Did you do that stuff?
Did you do that stuff?
Did you eat anything, hmm?
Did you eat anything, hmm?
Did you know **** can read each other's minds?
Did you know **** can read each other's minds?
Die, devil scum!
Die, devil scum!
Die!
Die!
Dietrich, then.
Dietrich, then.
Dinner is neutral ground. This table is Switzerland.
Dinner is neutral ground. This table is Switzerland.
Dirty animals.
Dirty animals.
Do not let her put you in a brain prison.
Do not let her put you in a brain prison.
Do not let your German brain be bossed around!
Do not let your German brain be bossed around!
Do you know where your mother is?
Do you know where your mother is?
Do you think I'm ugly?
Do you think I'm ugly?
Do you want me to kiss you?
Do you want me to kiss you?
Do you want the story or not?
Do you want the story or not?
Doesn't mean anything.
Doesn't mean anything.
Doing some really bad things behind everyone's backs.
Doing some really bad things behind everyone's backs.
Don't be scared. Come on.
Don't be scared. Come on.
Don't care.
Don't care.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Don't make me run, kid.
Don't make me run, kid.
Don't want it to go to waste.
Don't want it to go to waste.
Don't you have any friends?
Don't you have any friends?
Dreaming of the moment you can hold them in your arms again.
Dreaming of the moment you can hold them in your arms again.
Elsa, you fooled them.
Elsa, you fooled them.
ELSA: I did.
ELSA: I did.
ELSA: Inge and I were friends.
ELSA: Inge and I were friends.
ELSA: May seventh.
ELSA: May seventh.
ELSA: Nathan.
ELSA: Nathan.
ELSA: She didn't tell me much...
ELSA: She didn't tell me much...
ELSA: These days we live among normal people,
ELSA: These days we live among normal people,
Enjoy the attention, kid.
Enjoy the attention, kid.
Enough with the small talk.
Enough with the small talk.
Especially when Papa Lion isn't here.
Especially when Papa Lion isn't here.
Even if the Jew hypnotized someone
Even if the Jew hypnotized someone
Even the mighty rabbit.
Even the mighty rabbit.
Ever happen to a German!
Ever happen to a German!
Every day we take a call. "Hello, is that the Gestapo?
Every day we take a call. "Hello, is that the Gestapo?
Everyone.
Everyone.
Everyone's minds?
Everyone's minds?
Exactly. Wait, no.
Exactly. Wait, no.
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
Extremely.
Extremely.
Extremely. (clicks tongue)
Extremely. (clicks tongue)
Field Marshal Jojo is home.
Field Marshal Jojo is home.
Field Marshal Jojo, you're our top man.
Field Marshal Jojo, you're our top man.
Fighting in the resistance, see.
Fighting in the resistance, see.
Fine.
Fine.
Finkel, I meant we'd need dogs for when the city is attacked,
Finkel, I meant we'd need dogs for when the city is attacked,
FINKEL: Go, go, go!
FINKEL: Go, go, go!
FINKEL: It would make things so much easier.
FINKEL: It would make things so much easier.
Finkel! Finkel!
Finkel! Finkel!
Finkie, they're drowning. Come on.
Finkie, they're drowning. Come on.
First of May.
First of May.
First place is reserved for the Führer.
First place is reserved for the Führer.
Followed closely by dynamite, and then muscles.
Followed closely by dynamite, and then muscles.
For Hitler.
For Hitler.
For now, I am just going to chew on these g****s.
For now, I am just going to chew on these g****s.
For those that lack strength.
For those that lack strength.
For you to send this ten year old child into war.
For you to send this ten year old child into war.
France will be next and soon the war will be over.
France will be next and soon the war will be over.
Frau Betzler, you're looking fetching as usual.
Frau Betzler, you're looking fetching as usual.
Fuck off, Hitler.
Fuck off, Hitler.
Gamble if you want.
Gamble if you want.
Germany depends on the passion of these young men.
Germany depends on the passion of these young men.
Germany won the war.
Germany won the war.
Gesundheit.
Gesundheit.
Get a new photo. You look like a ghost in this one.
Get a new photo. You look like a ghost in this one.
Get away. Get away, Jew.
Get away. Get away, Jew.
Get in line, kid.
Get in line, kid.
Get the hell out of my room.
Get the hell out of my room.
Get them out of here!
Get them out of here!
Get them out of here.
Get them out of here.
Get up, wretched dog.
Get up, wretched dog.
Get what I'm saying?
Get what I'm saying?
Get your shit together and sort out your priorities.
Get your shit together and sort out your priorities.
Get your things together.
Get your things together.
Ghosts? Honestly. You know what I heard? Rats.
Ghosts? Honestly. You know what I heard? Rats.
GIRLS: Aw.
GIRLS: Aw.
Give me a little heil. Just a little heil. Please?
Give me a little heil. Just a little heil. Please?
Go home!
Go home!
Go on, then. Tell them.
Go on, then. Tell them.
Go!
Go!
God help me.
God help me.
Goddamn it! Why does that make you happy?
Goddamn it! Why does that make you happy?
Good boy. (clicks tongue)
Good boy. (clicks tongue)
Good day.
Good day.
Good night.
Good night.
Good to see you!
Good to see you!
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good.
Good. Come here.
Good. Come here.
Got it?
Got it?
Got it. Ja, I really got it.
Got it. Ja, I really got it.
Got Russians to the east.
Got Russians to the east.
Great. You got it.
Great. You got it.
Grenade throwing, trench digging, map reading, gas defense,
Grenade throwing, trench digging, map reading, gas defense,
Guys, this is Johannes Betzler.
Guys, this is Johannes Betzler.
HANS (laughing): Hey hey! Jojo Rabbit!
HANS (laughing): Hey hey! Jojo Rabbit!
HANS: Jojo the rabbit.
HANS: Jojo the rabbit.
Has she been spending much time at home?
Has she been spending much time at home?
He can't know. If he knows, then they know.
He can't know. If he knows, then they know.
He died last year.
He died last year.
He gave up and blew his brains out.
He gave up and blew his brains out.
He got me in so much trouble.
He got me in so much trouble.
He has four.
He has four.
He heard noises up here.
He heard noises up here.
He is a deserting coward.
He is a deserting coward.
He knelt down like a proper gentleman, recited a poem by Rilke.
He knelt down like a proper gentleman, recited a poem by Rilke.
He looks like a Picasso painting.
He looks like a Picasso painting.
He might scream, but we'll just use the boot to finish it off.
He might scream, but we'll just use the boot to finish it off.
He proposed to me on the banks of the Fluß.
He proposed to me on the banks of the Fluß.
He stole my hand grenade.
He stole my hand grenade.
He suspects something. He thinks Inge's ghost lives up here.
He suspects something. He thinks Inge's ghost lives up here.
He used to wet my bed when I was asleep.
He used to wet my bed when I was asleep.
He was helping us.
He was helping us.
He works for us.
He works for us.
He... He's not a coward.
He... He's not a coward.
He's a fanatic.
He's a fanatic.
He's brave and sneaky and strong.
He's brave and sneaky and strong.
He's coming to rescue me, then we'll go live in Paris.
He's coming to rescue me, then we'll go live in Paris.
He's dead.
He's dead.
He's different.
He's different.
He's probably doing something amazing,
He's probably doing something amazing,
He's scared and so are you.
He's scared and so are you.
Heil Hitler, guys.
Heil Hitler, guys.
Heil Hitler!
Heil Hitler!
Heil Hitler! You can do it. Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler!
Heil Hitler! You can do it. Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler!
Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler. No...
Heil Hitler. No...
Heil Hitler. Oh, Jesus.
Heil Hitler. Oh, Jesus.
Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler!
Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler!
Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
Heil me, little man. No.
Heil me, little man. No.
Heil me, man.
Heil me, man.
Heil me. No.
Heil me. No.
Help me with this ammo.
Help me with this ammo.
Her ghost.
Her ghost.
Here. Here, put the jacket on
Here. Here, put the jacket on
Herr Klum and Herr Frosch. May we come in?
Herr Klum and Herr Frosch. May we come in?
Hey, boys! Whoo hoo!
Hey, boys! Whoo hoo!
Hey, come here. You might like to check out what I'm working on.
Hey, come here. You might like to check out what I'm working on.
Hey, guys!
Hey, guys!
Hey, this is amazing.
Hey, this is amazing.
Hey, what do think about this uniform?
Hey, what do think about this uniform?
Hey, Yorki.
Hey, Yorki.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey!
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Heil Hitler, everyone.
Hey. Heil Hitler, everyone.
Hey. It's okay, kid.
Hey. It's okay, kid.
Hey. So now the war's over,
Hey. So now the war's over,
Hey. You're no monster.
Hey. You're no monster.
Heya, kid.
Heya, kid.
Hi.
Hi.
Hiding in the forest last month.
Hiding in the forest last month.
His brains.
His brains.
His hideous physical deformity.
His hideous physical deformity.
Hiya, kid.
Hiya, kid.
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hope...
Hope...
Houdini.
Houdini.
How can we help you today, Master Betzler?
How can we help you today, Master Betzler?
How dare you, Jew!
How dare you, Jew!
How did she get control like that?
How did she get control like that?
How do you do that?
How do you do that?
How do you know you can trust someone?
How do you know you can trust someone?
How I've missed you.
How I've missed you.
How old are you in this photo?
How old are you in this photo?
How they think, behave, look.
How they think, behave, look.
How was your day, Johannes?
How was your day, Johannes?
How?
How?
How's the leg, kid?
How's the leg, kid?
Huh?
Huh?
Hundreds of them living in your walls.
Hundreds of them living in your walls.
Hunting carrots for his family, for his country.
Hunting carrots for his family, for his country.
Hurry. Go.
Hurry. Go.
I am a soldier! I'm going to war!
I am a soldier! I'm going to war!
I am born of Aryan ancestry.
I am born of Aryan ancestry.
I am descended from those who wrestle angels and kill giants.
I am descended from those who wrestle angels and kill giants.
I am willing and ready to give up my life for him.
I am willing and ready to give up my life for him.
I believe there's a Communist hiding behind my fridge."
I believe there's a Communist hiding behind my fridge."
I came across an old letter from Nathan,
I came across an old letter from Nathan,
I caught a Jew. A real one.
I caught a Jew. A real one.
I could draw you again.
I could draw you again.
I cried for ages when I heard what happened.
I cried for ages when I heard what happened.
I do hope you continue with it.
I do hope you continue with it.
I don't know anything about being a woman.
I don't know anything about being a woman.
I don't need you getting sick.
I don't need you getting sick.
I don't suppose I could see your papers, could I?
I don't suppose I could see your papers, could I?
I don't think I can do this.
I don't think I can do this.
I don't want to go out there.
I don't want to go out there.
I found these.
I found these.
I got demoted for negligence.
I got demoted for negligence.
I got to go.
I got to go.
I guess.
I guess.
I guess.
I guess.
I have Nathan.
I have Nathan.
I have some conditions for allowing you to stay here.
I have some conditions for allowing you to stay here.
I have something to tell you.
I have something to tell you.
I have to tidy some things first.
I have to tidy some things first.
I haven't lived at all.
I haven't lived at all.
I heard noises. Upstairs.
I heard noises. Upstairs.
I heard they eat babies and have sex with dogs.
I heard they eat babies and have sex with dogs.
I I don't understand.
I I don't understand.
I I'm sorry.
I I'm sorry.
I just don't want a dead person in my house.
I just don't want a dead person in my house.
I knew it!
I knew it!
I know he's in there somewhere.
I know he's in there somewhere.
I know you miss me, but I'm...
I know you miss me, but I'm...
I know you think of me as a younger brother, which is fine,
I know you think of me as a younger brother, which is fine,
I know.
I know.
I know. And instead, I'm stuck with you.
I know. And instead, I'm stuck with you.
I let him think that I was dead, when in actual fact, I was absolutely fine.
I let him think that I was dead, when in actual fact, I was absolutely fine.
I look stupid.
I look stupid.
I love my country. It's the war I hate.
I love my country. It's the war I hate.
I love you, too.
I love you, too.
I mean, like, that's bad, right?
I mean, like, that's bad, right?
I mean, there could be more of them.
I mean, there could be more of them.
I might eat later.
I might eat later.
I need a cuddle.
I need a cuddle.
I need you to take care of my Rosie.
I need you to take care of my Rosie.
I never looked a tiger in the eye.
I never looked a tiger in the eye.
I ran.
I ran.
I remember you.
I remember you.
I said to draw where **** live.
I said to draw where **** live.
I saw some that they caught
I saw some that they caught
I still have her.
I still have her.
I swear to devote all my energies and my strength
I swear to devote all my energies and my strength
I think getting out of the house will do wonders for your recuperation.
I think getting out of the house will do wonders for your recuperation.
I think I'll hold onto this. It's pretty.
I think I'll hold onto this. It's pretty.
I think you'll find that metal is the strongest thing in the world.
I think you'll find that metal is the strongest thing in the world.
I thought I was your best friend.
I thought I was your best friend.
I want to know all your secrets.
I want to know all your secrets.
I was 14.
I was 14.
I was just making sure she was still alive.
I was just making sure she was still alive.
I was taking a long walk and having a thing...
I was taking a long walk and having a thing...
I will personally be supervising each of you
I will personally be supervising each of you
I wish more of our young boys had your blind fanaticism.
I wish more of our young boys had your blind fanaticism.
I won't know where to send you.
I won't know where to send you.
I won't let her boss my German brain around, mein Führer.
I won't let her boss my German brain around, mein Führer.
I would love to have seen her grow into a woman.
I would love to have seen her grow into a woman.
I wouldn't expect you to understand.
I wouldn't expect you to understand.
I, for one, am cursed to look incredibly attractive.
I, for one, am cursed to look incredibly attractive.
I'd be amazed if that could happen.
I'd be amazed if that could happen.
I'd be happy with second place.
I'd be happy with second place.
I'd feel its head for horns.
I'd feel its head for horns.
I'll do the world a great, big favor
I'll do the world a great, big favor
I'll just accept I'll be one of those guys
I'll just accept I'll be one of those guys
I'll ride.
I'll ride.
I'll see you at home. Mmm.
I'll see you at home. Mmm.
I'll see you later, little man.
I'll see you later, little man.
I'll tell Mama everything when she gets home.
I'll tell Mama everything when she gets home.
I'll tell them you helped me.
I'll tell them you helped me.
I'll tell you about the ****,
I'll tell you about the ****,
I'll watch out for those dirty rats.
I'll watch out for those dirty rats.
I'm being made to teach the HJ boys
I'm being made to teach the HJ boys
I'm Captain Herman Deertz of the Falkenheim Gestapo.
I'm Captain Herman Deertz of the Falkenheim Gestapo.
I'm far too hungry
I'm far too hungry
I'm going to recommend another month off school though
I'm going to recommend another month off school though
I'm gonna go home and see my mother.
I'm gonna go home and see my mother.
I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. The rabbit is no coward.
I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. The rabbit is no coward.
I'm guarding my room because he refuses to stay out of it.
I'm guarding my room because he refuses to stay out of it.
I'm his sister, Inge.
I'm his sister, Inge.
I'm just happy to have you back home. Hmm?
I'm just happy to have you back home. Hmm?
I'm not a ghost, Johannes. I'm something worse,
I'm not a ghost, Johannes. I'm something worse,
I'm not scared of you and I think you should find somewhere else to live.
I'm not scared of you and I think you should find somewhere else to live.
I'm not scared. I... I just...
I'm not scared. I... I just...
I'm not sure about the hips on the pants.
I'm not sure about the hips on the pants.
I'm not sure we chose the right side.
I'm not sure we chose the right side.
I'm out there trying to make a difference in the world.
I'm out there trying to make a difference in the world.
I'm redesigning my uniform.
I'm redesigning my uniform.
I'm sorry about Rosie. She was a good person.
I'm sorry about Rosie. She was a good person.
I'm sorry, what are you talking about?
I'm sorry, what are you talking about?
I'm sorry. Did I make it weird?
I'm sorry. Did I make it weird?
I'm sorry. I couldn't.
I'm sorry. I couldn't.
I'm the boss here, ja?
I'm the boss here, ja?
I'm the enemy.
I'm the enemy.
I'm too young.
I'm too young.
I'm trying to plan a defense strategy.
I'm trying to plan a defense strategy.
I'm unemployed and quite fat now."
I'm unemployed and quite fat now."
I'm worried about you, man. Are you drunk? Again?
I'm worried about you, man. Are you drunk? Again?
I've asked it myself every day since Operation Screw Up
I've asked it myself every day since Operation Screw Up
I've been meaning to tell you to stay away from upstairs,
I've been meaning to tell you to stay away from upstairs,
I've been meaning to tell you. I think your book is really great.
I've been meaning to tell you. I think your book is really great.
I've got Americans to the west,
I've got Americans to the west,
I've got to go.
I've got to go.
I've had 18 kids for Germany.
I've had 18 kids for Germany.
I've never heard of these people and now I'm fed up.
I've never heard of these people and now I'm fed up.
If I have to choose between you and my son, I...
If I have to choose between you and my son, I...
If I met one, I'd kill it like that.
If I met one, I'd kill it like that.
If I tell on you, you'll be in big trouble,
If I tell on you, you'll be in big trouble,
If it isn't Herr Hand Grenade himself.
If it isn't Herr Hand Grenade himself.
If my father were here, he'd get it.
If my father were here, he'd get it.
If she had a heart, this would break it clean in two.
If she had a heart, this would break it clean in two.
If someone turned in a Jew, would they get a medal or something?
If someone turned in a Jew, would they get a medal or something?
If that comes true, then they win.
If that comes true, then they win.
If you find any more of those letters,
If you find any more of those letters,
If you see a Jew, you tell us,
If you see a Jew, you tell us,
If you see anything suspicious, give us a ring.
If you see anything suspicious, give us a ring.
Imagine catching one and giving it to Hitler.
Imagine catching one and giving it to Hitler.
In a very special training weekend.
In a very special training weekend.
In fact, you could use it to your advantage.
In fact, you could use it to your advantage.
In problems of crime and anti party sentiment,
In problems of crime and anti party sentiment,
In the beginning, we used to live in caves.
In the beginning, we used to live in caves.
In the end, that's all you have.
In the end, that's all you have.
In which we will make men and women of you all.
In which we will make men and women of you all.
In your mind, you must go the other way.
In your mind, you must go the other way.
Inge.
Inge.
Instead of leading my men into battle towards glorious death? Great question.
Instead of leading my men into battle towards glorious death? Great question.
Invented by our top scientists.
Invented by our top scientists.
Is because I outwitted old von Stauffy.
Is because I outwitted old von Stauffy.
Is better than two **** flying around with their bat wings
Is better than two **** flying around with their bat wings
Is he asleep?
Is he asleep?
Is it dangerous out there?
Is it dangerous out there?
Is it dangerous?
Is it dangerous?
Is it safe to come out?
Is it safe to come out?
Is one thing that cannot and must not ever,
Is one thing that cannot and must not ever,
Is she?
Is she?
Is that paper?
Is that paper?
Is that what it is?
Is that what it is?
Isn't that right, little Frankenstein?
Isn't that right, little Frankenstein?
It happened to my uncle.
It happened to my uncle.
It is us, young boys who will rule the world.
It is us, young boys who will rule the world.
It only 80% hurts now.
It only 80% hurts now.
It really is quite rude.
It really is quite rude.
It reminds me of dancing with Rosie in The Red Salon.
It reminds me of dancing with Rosie in The Red Salon.
It shouldn't be weird between us.
It shouldn't be weird between us.
It took him three weeks to get over the fact
It took him three weeks to get over the fact
It turned on me first.
It turned on me first.
It'd be better with color.
It'd be better with color.
It'd just be a sympathy kiss, which doesn't count.
It'd just be a sympathy kiss, which doesn't count.
It'll be a gift to the Führer.
It'll be a gift to the Führer.
It's a bit of a step down from what you're used to,
It's a bit of a step down from what you're used to,
It's a bit... for the gun?
It's a bit... for the gun?
It's a pain.
It's a pain.
It's a pretty drawn out process.
It's a pretty drawn out process.
It's a stupid idea.
It's a stupid idea.
It's all part of the job.
It's all part of the job.
It's an escape from all this.
It's an escape from all this.
It's an exposé on ****.
It's an exposé on ****.
It's an exposé on ****.
It's an exposé on ****.
It's because of you my son can't walk properly
It's because of you my son can't walk properly
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
It's definitely not a good time to be a Nazi.
It's definitely not a good time to be a Nazi.
It's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine. I'm just tired. I'm going to bed.
It's fine. I'm just tired. I'm going to bed.
It's going to be intense.
It's going to be intense.
It's illegal for Nazis and **** to hang out like we do,
It's illegal for Nazis and **** to hang out like we do,
It's just a normal stalemate.
It's just a normal stalemate.
It's kind of ugly.
It's kind of ugly.
It's making me feel very uncomfortable.
It's making me feel very uncomfortable.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's pointless and stupid,
It's pointless and stupid,
It's sadder for me, though,
It's sadder for me, though,
It's so hard to run in this thing.
It's so hard to run in this thing.
It's the latest material
It's the latest material
It's time to burn some books.
It's time to burn some books.
It's time to show it to the world, don't you think?
It's time to show it to the world, don't you think?
It's weird now, isn't it?
It's weird now, isn't it?
Ja, I was just keeping your bed warm for you.
Ja, I was just keeping your bed warm for you.
Ja, I'm sorry for laughing at it.
Ja, I'm sorry for laughing at it.
Ja?
Ja?
Ja.
Ja.
Ja.
Ja.
Ja.
Ja.
Ja.
Ja.
Ja. And this is Sub Officer Finkel.
Ja. And this is Sub Officer Finkel.
Ja. Don't get any ideas, kid.
Ja. Don't get any ideas, kid.
Ja. Ja.
Ja. Ja.
Jack the Ripper.
Jack the Ripper.
Jesus Christ!
Jesus Christ!
Jew and Nazi are not friends.
Jew and Nazi are not friends.
**** love ugliness.
**** love ugliness.
****, ****, ****. You're still going on about those people?
****, ****, ****. You're still going on about those people?
Johannes.
Johannes.
Jojo Betzler.
Jojo Betzler.
Jojo Betzler.
Jojo Betzler.
Jojo Rabbit, Jojo Rabbit!
Jojo Rabbit, Jojo Rabbit!
Jojo Rabbit.
Jojo Rabbit.
Jojo Rabbit. Jojo Rabbit.
Jojo Rabbit. Jojo Rabbit.
Jojo Rabbit. Jojo Rabbit. Hunting carrots. Jojo Rabbit.
Jojo Rabbit. Jojo Rabbit. Hunting carrots. Jojo Rabbit.
Jojo, is it safe?
Jojo, is it safe?
Jojo, Jojo.
Jojo, Jojo.
Jojo, what's going on?
Jojo, what's going on?
Jojo, where are you going?
Jojo, where are you going?
Jojo, where's your uniform?
Jojo, where's your uniform?
Jojo, who won... who won the war?
Jojo, who won... who won the war?
JOJO: ...with me.
JOJO: ...with me.
JOJO: "Free Germany."
JOJO: "Free Germany."
JOJO: "Nathan?" Who the hell is that?
JOJO: "Nathan?" Who the hell is that?
JOJO: Come on.
JOJO: Come on.
JOJO: Come on. Hide.
JOJO: Come on. Hide.
JOJO: Come on. We have a lot of work to do.
JOJO: Come on. We have a lot of work to do.
JOJO: Could you please untie them?
JOJO: Could you please untie them?
JOJO: Did you know?
JOJO: Did you know?
JOJO: Hi. I'm home.
JOJO: Hi. I'm home.
JOJO: I don't suppose I could be conscripted?
JOJO: I don't suppose I could be conscripted?
JOJO: I'm way too busy for a girlfriend.
JOJO: I'm way too busy for a girlfriend.
JOJO: It's pretty much healed.
JOJO: It's pretty much healed.
JOJO: Mama?
JOJO: Mama?
JOJO: Okay.
JOJO: Okay.
JOJO: Rilke, Rilke, Rilke.
JOJO: Rilke, Rilke, Rilke.
JOJO: She must've used her powers.
JOJO: She must've used her powers.
JOJO: There's no time for romance.
JOJO: There's no time for romance.
JOJO: To be the rabbit!
JOJO: To be the rabbit!
JOJO: What do you want?
JOJO: What do you want?
JOJO: What's going on out here?
JOJO: What's going on out here?
JOJO: You have to stay here...
JOJO: You have to stay here...
Jojo!
Jojo!
Jojo.
Jojo.
Jojo...
Jojo...
Jugend uniform,
Jugend uniform,
Jungvolk, welcome to the Hitlerjugend training weekend.
Jungvolk, welcome to the Hitlerjugend training weekend.
Just ask Pissarro, Modigliani, Man Ray, Gertrude Stein,
Just ask Pissarro, Modigliani, Man Ray, Gertrude Stein,
Just do what you can.
Just do what you can.
Just go and shoot anybody who looks different to us.
Just go and shoot anybody who looks different to us.
Just go give him a hug. Go! Run! Let's go!
Just go give him a hug. Go! Run! Let's go!
Just like your father.
Just like your father.
Just some boy.
Just some boy.
Just throw it away. Don't even think about it.
Just throw it away. Don't even think about it.
Just use my backwards mind power trick,
Just use my backwards mind power trick,
Keep the prisoners all in line.
Keep the prisoners all in line.
KIDS: Heil Hitler!
KIDS: Heil Hitler!
KIDS: Yeah!
KIDS: Yeah!
Kill it.
Kill it.
Kill. Kill.
Kill. Kill.
Kill. Kill.
Kill. Kill.
Kill. Kill. Kill.
Kill. Kill. Kill.
Kill. Kill. Kill.
Kill. Kill. Kill.
Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill.
Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill.
Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill.
Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill.
Kindly refrain from sitting on my sister's bed.
Kindly refrain from sitting on my sister's bed.
Klaus.
Klaus.
KLENZENDORF: (groans) Okay, wow.
KLENZENDORF: (groans) Okay, wow.
KLENZENDORF: Date of birth?
KLENZENDORF: Date of birth?
KLENZENDORF: Hey, Jojo!
KLENZENDORF: Hey, Jojo!
KLENZENDORF: His mother's going to kill me.
KLENZENDORF: His mother's going to kill me.
KLENZENDORF: Oh, you do have a wonderful imagination on you.
KLENZENDORF: Oh, you do have a wonderful imagination on you.
KLENZENDORF: Ugh. Okay.
KLENZENDORF: Ugh. Okay.
Know what I do?
Know what I do?
Learn how to fire a gun.
Learn how to fire a gun.
Let alone kiss.
Let alone kiss.
Let me give you some really good advice.
Let me give you some really good advice.
Let them say whatever they want.
Let them say whatever they want.
Let's eat.
Let's eat.
Let's get a book and let's go. Libraries are dumb.
Let's get a book and let's go. Libraries are dumb.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's just agree to disagree.
Let's just agree to disagree.
Life is a gift.
Life is a gift.
Like a little, female ******* Jesse Owens.
Like a little, female ******* Jesse Owens.
Like a pitiful grain of sand into a desert of insignificance.
Like a pitiful grain of sand into a desert of insignificance.
Like bats.
Like bats.
Like reading a book or growing a beard.
Like reading a book or growing a beard.
Like, like, you're full of butterflies.
Like, like, you're full of butterflies.
Like... that.
Like... that.
Lions, giraffes, zebras,
Lions, giraffes, zebras,
Little girl?
Little girl?
Look after this knife.
Look after this knife.
Look after your family.
Look after your family.
Look at all this commotion, huh?
Look at all this commotion, huh?
Look, just all the time you two are spending together,
Look, just all the time you two are spending together,
Look, me and fake Nathan have found a way for you to escape.
Look, me and fake Nathan have found a way for you to escape.
Look.
Look.
Lose something?
Lose something?
Love is the strongest thing in the world.
Love is the strongest thing in the world.
Make her feel safe and then she'll drop her guard
Make her feel safe and then she'll drop her guard
Make sure he has a job and feels included. Got it?
Make sure he has a job and feels included. Got it?
Make them suffer.
Make them suffer.
Mama Lion worries about her cub,
Mama Lion worries about her cub,
Mama things.
Mama things.
Mama?
Mama?
Mama?
Mama?
Mama?
Mama?
Mama? I'm home.
Mama? I'm home.
MAN #2: They are here!
MAN #2: They are here!
Man, it's quite hot in here.
Man, it's quite hot in here.
Man, that was a complete bust.
Man, that was a complete bust.
MAN: Come. This way.
MAN: Come. This way.
MAN: Fall out!
MAN: Fall out!
MAN: Move the prisoners.
MAN: Move the prisoners.
MAN: Three, two, one, swastika!
MAN: Three, two, one, swastika!
May I?
May I?
Maybe we should snap your neck, too?
Maybe we should snap your neck, too?
Maybe you can draw something for my book.
Maybe you can draw something for my book.
Maybe you can trust a younger brother?
Maybe you can trust a younger brother?
Maybe.
Maybe.
MEN: Heil Hitler.
MEN: Heil Hitler.
Metal for Hitler!
Metal for Hitler!
Mind control.
Mind control.
Mm hmm. Stealing the ends of penises?
Mm hmm. Stealing the ends of penises?
Mm hmm. Well, you are a Nazi.
Mm hmm. Well, you are a Nazi.
Mm mm! Damn, that's good.
Mm mm! Damn, that's good.
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm. My darling little cub.
Mmm. My darling little cub.
More civilized and advanced than any other race.
More civilized and advanced than any other race.
More dead people in my house, please.
More dead people in my house, please.
Move! Move!
Move! Move!
Mr. Moses and the king of them all, Jesus Christi. Amen.
Mr. Moses and the king of them all, Jesus Christi. Amen.
Musicians, is that all you have?
Musicians, is that all you have?
My bicycle got a flat tire, so I carried it.
My bicycle got a flat tire, so I carried it.
My blood is the color of a pure red rose.
My blood is the color of a pure red rose.
My darling cub.
My darling cub.
My empire will be full of all animals.
My empire will be full of all animals.
My face looks like a goddamn street map, woman.
My face looks like a goddamn street map, woman.
My friend once met some Russians and they ate him.
My friend once met some Russians and they ate him.
My name is Captain Klenzendorf.
My name is Captain Klenzendorf.
My parents went to a place you don't come back from.
My parents went to a place you don't come back from.
Nathan being tortured by snakes.
Nathan being tortured by snakes.
Nathan."
Nathan."
Naturally.
Naturally.
Never mind.
Never mind.
Nice to meet you, Inge.
Nice to meet you, Inge.
No news from Nathan today, I'm afraid.
No news from Nathan today, I'm afraid.
No one can stop me.
No one can stop me.
No one wants to see pictures of cripples.
No one wants to see pictures of cripples.
No one.
No one.
No stabbing!
No stabbing!
No stabbing.
No stabbing.
No, no. It's a silly name for a dog. I should've been more clear.
No, no. It's a silly name for a dog. I should've been more clear.
No, no. We were just Heil Hitlering" the boy
No, no. We were just Heil Hitlering" the boy
No, we're gonna stay in here
No, we're gonna stay in here
No, what I mean is this:
No, what I mean is this:
No, you idiot.
No, you idiot.
No!
No!
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. He's fighting in the war.
No. He's fighting in the war.
No. I am not that hungry.
No. I am not that hungry.
No. I think she's in town.
No. I think she's in town.
No. It seems like I can never die.
No. It seems like I can never die.
No. No, she's too old for you. And you're ugly.
No. No, she's too old for you. And you're ugly.
Nobody really knows Inge died.
Nobody really knows Inge died.
Nobody.
Nobody.
None of this should be weird.
None of this should be weird.
Not actual German shepherds.
Not actual German shepherds.
Not everyone's lucky enough to look stupid.
Not everyone's lucky enough to look stupid.
Not okay.
Not okay.
Not quite.
Not quite.
Not to me.
Not to me.
Not to mention the fact you're really good looking.
Not to mention the fact you're really good looking.
Note, the feathers for aerodynamics,
Note, the feathers for aerodynamics,
Now I get to work in this office with all these wonderful kids.
Now I get to work in this office with all these wonderful kids.
Now then, let's get on our way, huh?
Now then, let's get on our way, huh?
Now this is my kind of little boy's bedroom.
Now this is my kind of little boy's bedroom.
Now, get your things together, kids.
Now, get your things together, kids.
Now, go home and kiss your mothers!
Now, go home and kiss your mothers!
Now, go home. Look after that sister of yours.
Now, go home. Look after that sister of yours.
Now, I think you've got a lot of good information in your book.
Now, I think you've got a lot of good information in your book.
Now, it's time for Jojo to show those stick insects
Now, it's time for Jojo to show those stick insects
Now, lads, each of you will be given the opportunity
Now, lads, each of you will be given the opportunity
Now, listen, Jojo. Can I give you some really good advice?
Now, listen, Jojo. Can I give you some really good advice?
Now, now, just because you don't have a girlfriend.
Now, now, just because you don't have a girlfriend.
Now, now. There is no need to attack
Now, now. There is no need to attack
Now, you're going to pluck up your courage,
Now, you're going to pluck up your courage,
Now.
Now.
Nuts and bolts!
Nuts and bolts!
O M Gott.
O M Gott.
Obviously, we are demons who love money.
Obviously, we are demons who love money.
Obviously. Everyone knows that.
Obviously. Everyone knows that.
Of an old time penny farthing bicycle.
Of an old time penny farthing bicycle.
Of course.
Of course.
Of course. Yorki.
Of course. Yorki.
Oh, a Jew?
Oh, a Jew?
Oh, and another thing is
Oh, and another thing is
Oh, and she's still up there, too.
Oh, and she's still up there, too.
Oh, congratulations. What's it called?
Oh, congratulations. What's it called?
Oh, God, you're right.
Oh, God, you're right.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God. Why?
Oh, God. Why?
Oh, good for you, Jojo. A girlfriend.
Oh, good for you, Jojo. A girlfriend.
Oh, good for you.
Oh, good for you.
Oh, gosh. We made a good kid, huh?
Oh, gosh. We made a good kid, huh?
Oh, I thought you were crying.
Oh, I thought you were crying.
Oh, I'm getting distracted.
Oh, I'm getting distracted.
Oh, Jojo.
Oh, Jojo.
Oh, look at this little, stupid Jew.
Oh, look at this little, stupid Jew.
Oh, look at this one. He has a tail.
Oh, look at this one. He has a tail.
Oh, look at your face. (mock crying)
Oh, look at your face. (mock crying)
Oh, Nathan's favorite? Yay.
Oh, Nathan's favorite? Yay.
Oh, no, thanks. I don't smoke.
Oh, no, thanks. I don't smoke.
Oh, no, you don't.
Oh, no, you don't.
Oh, now I'm the expert?
Oh, now I'm the expert?
Oh, the war will end.
Oh, the war will end.
Oh, typical.
Oh, typical.
Oh, we were just passing by
Oh, we were just passing by
Oh, yeah, of course.
Oh, yeah, of course.
Oh, yeah. I forgot about the brussels sprouts bit.
Oh, yeah. I forgot about the brussels sprouts bit.
Oh, yes, that's a wonderful idea.
Oh, yes, that's a wonderful idea.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes.
Oh, Yorki. Yorki, great news.
Oh, Yorki. Yorki, great news.
Oh, you know, girl stuff.
Oh, you know, girl stuff.
Oh, you know, just wandered around,
Oh, you know, just wandered around,
Oh!
Oh!
Oh. That's so sad for you.
Oh. That's so sad for you.
Oh. Wait.
Oh. Wait.
Okay, here's the situation.
Okay, here's the situation.
Okay, Mama.
Okay, Mama.
Okay, then.
Okay, then.
Okay, well, I'll just say what I have to say and that's this:
Okay, well, I'll just say what I have to say and that's this:
Okay, well, we need somebody to walk the clones.
Okay, well, we need somebody to walk the clones.
Okay, who's next?
Okay, who's next?
Okay?
Okay?
Okay?
Okay?
Okay?
Okay?
Okay?
Okay?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Come here. Okay. See that American there?
Okay. Come here. Okay. See that American there?
Okay. Here are the conscriptions,
Okay. Here are the conscriptions,
Okay. No more politics.
Okay. No more politics.
One day, you'll make time.
One day, you'll make time.
Only that she worked with her friends
Only that she worked with her friends
Ooh, that's it. You've got it. Heil Hitler.
Ooh, that's it. You've got it. Heil Hitler.
Ooh! I gotta go.
Ooh! I gotta go.
Ooh! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Ooh! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Or are you scared?
Or are you scared?
Or disappear without a trace
Or disappear without a trace
Or Inge Lion.
Or Inge Lion.
Or Inge Lion.
Or Inge Lion.
Or negotiate. Hmm.
Or negotiate. Hmm.
Or what about **** New?
Or what about **** New?
Our only friends are the Japanese.
Our only friends are the Japanese.
Over here. Come on, go!
Over here. Come on, go!
Own diamonds.
Own diamonds.
Papers, Miss Betzler. Quickly, please. We don't have all day.
Papers, Miss Betzler. Quickly, please. We don't have all day.
Passion and the readiness to fall for the Fatherland
Passion and the readiness to fall for the Fatherland
Paul?
Paul?
People used to say a lot of nasty things about me.
People used to say a lot of nasty things about me.
People will stare.
People will stare.
Perhaps we're all ghosts now. We just don't know it.
Perhaps we're all ghosts now. We just don't know it.
Perhaps.
Perhaps.
Personally, I didn't see what all the fuss was about.
Personally, I didn't see what all the fuss was about.
Pew, pew, pew!
Pew, pew, pew!
Pfff. Of course. I love killing.
Pfff. Of course. I love killing.
Pfft!
Pfft!
Place both hands around its neck and then one hard twist.
Place both hands around its neck and then one hard twist.
Please take this seriously.
Please take this seriously.
Poked with sticks.
Poked with sticks.
Poor Jojo. What's wrong, little man?
Poor Jojo. What's wrong, little man?
Pots and pans for the war effort!
Pots and pans for the war effort!
Pots and pans!
Pots and pans!
Pretend I'm dead?
Pretend I'm dead?
Probably deserved that.
Probably deserved that.
Probably some other people just in case.
Probably some other people just in case.
Put it on.
Put it on.
Raah! Raah! Raah!
Raah! Raah! Raah!
Rabbis use them for earplugs.
Rabbis use them for earplugs.
RAHM: No, it can happen.
RAHM: No, it can happen.
RAHM: We, Aryans, are one thousand times
RAHM: We, Aryans, are one thousand times
RAHM: You must stretch.
RAHM: You must stretch.
Ready?
Ready?
Remember last year when that one arm pirate von Stauffenberg
Remember last year when that one arm pirate von Stauffenberg
Remember, a Jew living in your wall
Remember, a Jew living in your wall
Remember, he stole a hand grenade
Remember, he stole a hand grenade
Reminds me, we must get back and...
Reminds me, we must get back and...
Research. I'm writing a book.
Research. I'm writing a book.
Rhinoceroses, octopuses,
Rhinoceroses, octopuses,
Rhinoctopuses.
Rhinoctopuses.
Right?
Right?
Right?
Right?
Rilke.
Rilke.
Romance.
Romance.
ROSIE: Ah, these banks used to be full of lovers.
ROSIE: Ah, these banks used to be full of lovers.
ROSIE: Hey, kid.
ROSIE: Hey, kid.
ROSIE: Jojo.
ROSIE: Jojo.
ROSIE: Oh. There's always time for romance.
ROSIE: Oh. There's always time for romance.
ROSIE: Surprise, surprise.
ROSIE: Surprise, surprise.
ROSIE: You have to be more quiet.
ROSIE: You have to be more quiet.
ROSIE: You know what? Why don't I just leave you here, okay?
ROSIE: You know what? Why don't I just leave you here, okay?
Say it!
Say it!
Say it.
Say it.
Scared little rabbit.
Scared little rabbit.
Scary places full of strange and wonderful creatures
Scary places full of strange and wonderful creatures
Sex with dogs?
Sex with dogs?
She can leave now.
She can leave now.
She didn't want to tell you anything for obvious reasons.
She didn't want to tell you anything for obvious reasons.
She didn't want you to know anything
She didn't want you to know anything
She doesn't seem like a bad person.
She doesn't seem like a bad person.
She is quite busy.
She is quite busy.
She said he'll be home as soon as the war's over.
She said he'll be home as soon as the war's over.
She was born on the seventh, not the first.
She was born on the seventh, not the first.
She's basically my girlfriend now.
She's basically my girlfriend now.
She's doing what she can.
She's doing what she can.
She's kind. She treats me like a person.
She's kind. She treats me like a person.
She's not...
She's not...
She's pretty rude, you know?
She's pretty rude, you know?
Sheesh. That was intense.
Sheesh. That was intense.
Shit!
Shit!
Shit.
Shit.
Should they be bigger?
Should they be bigger?
Sleeping in their beds.
Sleeping in their beds.
Slowly found my way back to the city.
Slowly found my way back to the city.
Sneaking around, eating other people's food,
Sneaking around, eating other people's food,
Snore.
Snore.
So a little about me. Who am I?
So a little about me. Who am I?
So help me God.
So help me God.
So I don't know what you're going to do.
So I don't know what you're going to do.
So I suppose that makes me her guest.
So I suppose that makes me her guest.
So I think that's a pretty good sign right there.
So I think that's a pretty good sign right there.
So it appears you are now the man of the house. How's that going?
So it appears you are now the man of the house. How's that going?
So maybe I'll just finish yours.
So maybe I'll just finish yours.
So they know not to shoot you.
So they know not to shoot you.
So what are you going to do?
So what are you going to do?
So, did I miss anything?
So, did I miss anything?
So, here's what's gonna happen, you little shit.
So, here's what's gonna happen, you little shit.
So, how's it all going with that Jew thing upstairs?
So, how's it all going with that Jew thing upstairs?
So, I'd like you to draw a picture of where **** live.
So, I'd like you to draw a picture of where **** live.
So, if you're thinking of ending my life,
So, if you're thinking of ending my life,
So, it's a Mexican stalemate.
So, it's a Mexican stalemate.
So, Jojo. I'm sure we can figure out something for you to do.
So, Jojo. I'm sure we can figure out something for you to do.
So, not far off.
So, not far off.
So, unless you're Hitler hiding in a fat, little boy's body...
So, unless you're Hitler hiding in a fat, little boy's body...
So, what jobs do you have for me today?
So, what jobs do you have for me today?
So, you are going to look after him while I'm at work, hmm?
So, you are going to look after him while I'm at work, hmm?
So, you are volunteering at the Hitlerjugend office, yes?
So, you are volunteering at the Hitlerjugend office, yes?
So, you're gonna get out there and you're gonna have a great time, okay?
So, you're gonna get out there and you're gonna have a great time, okay?
SOLDIER: I'll check him.
SOLDIER: I'll check him.
Some of us stayed in the caves, though, in animal bodies.
Some of us stayed in the caves, though, in animal bodies.
Someday you'll meet someone special.
Someday you'll meet someone special.
Someone should write a book on the subject.
Someone should write a book on the subject.
Something wrong?
Something wrong?
Sometimes he'd prefer if I was dead.
Sometimes he'd prefer if I was dead.
Soon your leg will only be
Soon your leg will only be
Sorry about your mama.
Sorry about your mama.
Sorry, I lost track of time.
Sorry, I lost track of time.
Start acting like it.
Start acting like it.
Start telling me about your kind.
Start telling me about your kind.
Stay home, Jojo.
Stay home, Jojo.
Stop offering me damned cigarettes! I'm ten!
Stop offering me damned cigarettes! I'm ten!
Straight into a pit full of piranhas
Straight into a pit full of piranhas
Such a funny little boy.
Such a funny little boy.
Such a great year to be a girl.
Such a great year to be a girl.
Such as dressing wounds, making beds,
Such as dressing wounds, making beds,
Sure, you're a little bit scrawny and a bit unpopular
Sure, you're a little bit scrawny and a bit unpopular
Sure.
Sure.
Sure. A ghost.
Sure. A ghost.
Sure. You drink.
Sure. You drink.
Take up lovers.
Take up lovers.
Tell me about your family.
Tell me about your family.
Tell me everything about the ******* race.
Tell me everything about the ******* race.
Tell me, who did this?
Tell me, who did this?
Ten and a half years old.
Ten and a half years old.
Ten year olds shouldn't be celebrating war and talking politics.
Ten year olds shouldn't be celebrating war and talking politics.
Ten years old.
Ten years old.
Thank God. I thought you were dead.
Thank God. I thought you were dead.
Thank you for this. You have really made my day.
Thank you for this. You have really made my day.
Thank you so much.
Thank you so much.
Thank you, Jojo.
Thank you, Jojo.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
Thanks.
Thanks.
That "thing" is a girl.
That "thing" is a girl.
That could get you in trouble.
That could get you in trouble.
That his grandfather was not blond.
That his grandfather was not blond.
That Hitler only has one ball.
That Hitler only has one ball.
That I know you and that we're friends.
That I know you and that we're friends.
That is a war wound.
That is a war wound.
That means you can't copy it.
That means you can't copy it.
That of the "Goldilockses."
That of the "Goldilockses."
That stuff will kill us instantly.
That stuff will kill us instantly.
That the mighty German army goes through every day.
That the mighty German army goes through every day.
That your only remaining child is not just another ghost.
That your only remaining child is not just another ghost.
That, dear Jojo,
That, dear Jojo,
That... that thing, that, that...
That... that thing, that, that...
That'd be a surefire way to get into his personal guards.
That'd be a surefire way to get into his personal guards.
That's another thing we learned at school.
That's another thing we learned at school.
That's fascinating. And where did you come by this information?
That's fascinating. And where did you come by this information?
That's impossible.
That's impossible.
That's it. That's it. Hurry.
That's it. That's it. Hurry.
That's just my two Pfennige.
That's just my two Pfennige.
That's love.
That's love.
That's the fastest way.
That's the fastest way.
That's what I thought at first, too, but it's "paper like."
That's what I thought at first, too, but it's "paper like."
That's what it is to be a woman.
That's what it is to be a woman.
The Allies have taken Italy.
The Allies have taken Italy.
The Americans!
The Americans!
The boots purely decorative.
The boots purely decorative.
The devil.
The devil.
The German soldier was born out of necessity.
The German soldier was born out of necessity.
The girls will practice important womanly duties
The girls will practice important womanly duties
The humble bunny can outwit all of his enemies.
The humble bunny can outwit all of his enemies.
The humble little bunny faces a dangerous world every day,
The humble little bunny faces a dangerous world every day,
The kid I told you about.
The kid I told you about.
The kids tell me that your father's away fighting.
The kids tell me that your father's away fighting.
The last time I saw my parents was at the station.
The last time I saw my parents was at the station.
The little boy who loves to play and runs to you
The little boy who loves to play and runs to you
The only reason I survived,
The only reason I survived,
The penis thing.
The penis thing.
The Reich is dying.
The Reich is dying.
The Russians, Jojo. They're coming.
The Russians, Jojo. They're coming.
The sparkly color to dazzle the enemy,
The sparkly color to dazzle the enemy,
The stronger race, huh?
The stronger race, huh?
The whole world is coming.
The whole world is coming.
Their heads are too thick for us to penetrate.
Their heads are too thick for us to penetrate.
Then another friend, then friends of friends.
Then another friend, then friends of friends.
Then we would become best friends.
Then we would become best friends.
Then we'll all be kaputt.
Then we'll all be kaputt.
Then you'll cut off my Nazi head,
Then you'll cut off my Nazi head,
There are bigger things to worry about than ****, Jojo.
There are bigger things to worry about than ****, Jojo.
There he is.
There he is.
There is no room in Hitler's army
There is no room in Hitler's army
There they are with horns.
There they are with horns.
There was dancing and singing.
There was dancing and singing.
There.
There.
There's one of them hanging upside down like a bat.
There's one of them hanging upside down like a bat.
There's Russians somewhere out there.
There's Russians somewhere out there.
These are very special and expensive weapons.
These are very special and expensive weapons.
They could look just like us.
They could look just like us.
They didn't get you yesterday or today. You make tomorrow the same.
They didn't get you yesterday or today. You make tomorrow the same.
They say you can't live, that you won't live.
They say you can't live, that you won't live.
They wanted me to kill it.
They wanted me to kill it.
They were put on a train.
They were put on a train.
They weren't at all scary and seemed kind of normal.
They weren't at all scary and seemed kind of normal.
They'll be back.
They'll be back.
They'll figure out she's dead, then I'll be dead.
They'll figure out she's dead, then I'll be dead.
They'll never win. That's the power you have.
They'll never win. That's the power you have.
They're three years old.
They're three years old.
They're worse than anyone.
They're worse than anyone.
They've been winning so far.
They've been winning so far.
Thing number one:
Thing number one:
Thing number two:
Thing number two:
Things are changing.
Things are changing.
Think of this as an exposé.
Think of this as an exposé.
Thinks you invented chocolate cake.
Thinks you invented chocolate cake.
This book is going to be harder to write than I thought.
This book is going to be harder to write than I thought.
This is a Gatling gun mounted with a radio
This is a Gatling gun mounted with a radio
This is all copyrighted, by the way.
This is all copyrighted, by the way.
This is Fräulein Rahm.
This is Fräulein Rahm.
This is just a stupid picture of my head.
This is just a stupid picture of my head.
This is nonsense.
This is nonsense.
This is your first step towards being men.
This is your first step towards being men.
This one here, it is a drawing of their heads.
This one here, it is a drawing of their heads.
This?
This?
Those that are prepared to kill at will.
Those that are prepared to kill at will.
Tie it all up and then stuff him back down the hole.
Tie it all up and then stuff him back down the hole.
To go to battle in a swimming pool.
To go to battle in a swimming pool.
To ignite and throw a grenade.
To ignite and throw a grenade.
To make sure you don't blow your eyes out or something.
To make sure you don't blow your eyes out or something.
To make them hide the Jew in the first place?
To make them hide the Jew in the first place?
To myself and the party.
To myself and the party.
To put it plainly...
To put it plainly...
To the savior of our country, Adolf Hitler.
To the savior of our country, Adolf Hitler.
To your goddamn mother like that!
To your goddamn mother like that!
Today you boys will be involved in such activities as marching, bayonet drills,
Today you boys will be involved in such activities as marching, bayonet drills,
Today,
Today,
Today, you join the ranks of the Jungvolk
Today, you join the ranks of the Jungvolk
Tomorrow must be the same.
Tomorrow must be the same.
Tried to blow me up with a table bomb?
Tried to blow me up with a table bomb?
Try not to.
Try not to.
Tschüss.
Tschüss.
Tuberculosis.
Tuberculosis.
Turns out he was hiding a lot of stuff from us.
Turns out he was hiding a lot of stuff from us.
Two things.
Two things.
Ugly things.
Ugly things.
Uh, I'm massively into swastikas,
Uh, I'm massively into swastikas,
Um... don't open the door,
Um... don't open the door,
Um... Jew girl in the wall?
Um... Jew girl in the wall?
Under the hair.
Under the hair.
Until I've cleared them all, okay?
Until I've cleared them all, okay?
Until your mother took me in.
Until your mother took me in.
Use mind powers back on them.
Use mind powers back on them.
Very creative.
Very creative.
Very funny.
Very funny.
Walk out that door and have an incredible adventure.
Walk out that door and have an incredible adventure.
Walnuts are just walnuts, kid.
Walnuts are just walnuts, kid.
War games, firing guns, and blowing stuff up.
War games, firing guns, and blowing stuff up.
Was? Of course you can.
Was? Of course you can.
Water warfare training.
Water warfare training.
We can read each other's minds.
We can read each other's minds.
We did.
We did.
We go around to investigate. It's just some mold.
We go around to investigate. It's just some mold.
We have to dance to show God we are grateful to be alive.
We have to dance to show God we are grateful to be alive.
We have to stop them before they eat us and screw all our dogs.
We have to stop them before they eat us and screw all our dogs.
We must celebrate it.
We must celebrate it.
We must kill everything that we see.
We must kill everything that we see.
We shall use their graves as toilets.
We shall use their graves as toilets.
We slowly moved out of the caves and into the towns.
We slowly moved out of the caves and into the towns.
We tell the Gestapo, and they tell the SS,
We tell the Gestapo, and they tell the SS,
We want hardened warriors.
We want hardened warriors.
We were chosen by God.
We were chosen by God.
We will crush our enemies into dust.
We will crush our enemies into dust.
We'll use all of these books to make a fake floor that she'll fall through.
We'll use all of these books to make a fake floor that she'll fall through.
We're at war.
We're at war.
We're going to lose the war
We're going to lose the war
We're having unicorn for dinner at my place tonight.
We're having unicorn for dinner at my place tonight.
We're leaving.
We're leaving.
We're like two human antelopes.
We're like two human antelopes.
We're like you,
We're like you,
We've come... We've come to the end.
We've come... We've come to the end.
Welcome home, boys!
Welcome home, boys!
Well, he's not.
Well, he's not.
Well, I am learning a lot about ****.
Well, I am learning a lot about ****.
Well, I won't dance.
Well, I won't dance.
Well, I'll draw them for you.
Well, I'll draw them for you.
Well, I'm especially hungry tonight.
Well, I'm especially hungry tonight.
Well, I'm impressed.
Well, I'm impressed.
Well, I'm pleased to see that you're wearing your...
Well, I'm pleased to see that you're wearing your...
Well, I've got one, I won't lie.
Well, I've got one, I won't lie.
Well, it's never gonna work out.
Well, it's never gonna work out.
Well, she doesn't want to talk to me.
Well, she doesn't want to talk to me.
Well, the thing is, I love you.
Well, the thing is, I love you.
Well, we don't need you.
Well, we don't need you.
Well, what do you have hidden in there?
Well, what do you have hidden in there?
Well, who might you be? And what are you doing in my house?
Well, who might you be? And what are you doing in my house?
Well, you're free to dance your way home.
Well, you're free to dance your way home.
Well, you're just saying any old name now.
Well, you're just saying any old name now.
Well, your mother invited me,
Well, your mother invited me,
Well... that's weird.
Well... that's weird.
What a dirty Jew.
What a dirty Jew.
What are we going to do with these laces, huh? My goodness.
What are we going to do with these laces, huh? My goodness.
What are you guys doing?
What are you guys doing?
What did they do?
What did they do?
What do we do now?
What do we do now?
What do you want to talk about?
What do you want to talk about?
What is she burning?
What is she burning?
What is this?
What is this?
What is...
What is...
What kind of apology was that?
What kind of apology was that?
What on Earth are those oafs up to?
What on Earth are those oafs up to?
What should I do if I see one?
What should I do if I see one?
What they could.
What they could.
What things?
What things?
What was all that about?
What was all that about?
What?
What?
What? Don't be silly. Of course you do.
What? Don't be silly. Of course you do.
What? You can heil me better than that.
What? You can heil me better than that.
What's going on out there?
What's going on out there?
What's the first thing you'll do when you're free?
What's the first thing you'll do when you're free?
What's up? Walk with me.
What's up? Walk with me.
What's wrong?
What's wrong?
When I was your age, I had an imaginary friend called Conny.
When I was your age, I had an imaginary friend called Conny.
When someone tries to use mind powers on me,
When someone tries to use mind powers on me,
When you see what's in her mind
When you see what's in her mind
When you stand before the enemy and have to end his life,
When you stand before the enemy and have to end his life,
Where are all the goddamn knives?
Where are all the goddamn knives?
Where are you? Poetry writing dumbhead.
Where are you? Poetry writing dumbhead.
Where I lost a perfectly good eye in a totally preventable enemy attack.
Where I lost a perfectly good eye in a totally preventable enemy attack.
Where in the shit do you think you're going, hmm?
Where in the shit do you think you're going, hmm?
Where is your knife?
Where is your knife?
Where you all eat, sleep,
Where you all eat, sleep,
Where's the horns?
Where's the horns?
Where's yours?
Where's yours?
Which are blobs or something?
Which are blobs or something?
Which emits annoying music to dishearten the enemy.
Which emits annoying music to dishearten the enemy.
Which I also don't want.
Which I also don't want.
Which I don't want.
Which I don't want.
Which of you will have the stomach to do this?
Which of you will have the stomach to do this?
Which you don't want.
Which you don't want.
Who can't even grow a full mustache.
Who can't even grow a full mustache.
Who else tells you that?
Who else tells you that?
Who is Nathan, please?
Who is Nathan, please?
Who is the real cowardly rabbit.
Who is the real cowardly rabbit.
Who send their ill prepared armies clumsily into the lair of the wolf.
Who send their ill prepared armies clumsily into the lair of the wolf.
Who were you talking to?
Who were you talking to?
Who won?
Who won?
Who wrote these?
Who wrote these?
Who?
Who?
Who'll never get to kiss a girl.
Who'll never get to kiss a girl.
Who's "Hitterler?" Do you even speak German?
Who's "Hitterler?" Do you even speak German?
Who's Rilke?
Who's Rilke?
Who's the walnuts?
Who's the walnuts?
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa! (screams)
Whoa! (screams)
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo! Ha!
Whoo! Ha!
Why are you hanging around with me?
Why are you hanging around with me?
Why does everyone keep telling me that?
Why does everyone keep telling me that?
Why don't we go upstairs and see, yes?
Why don't we go upstairs and see, yes?
Why so happy?
Why so happy?
Why so happy?
Why so happy?
Why?
Why?
Why? She doesn't need it.
Why? She doesn't need it.
Will be etched in German memory forever.
Will be etched in German memory forever.
Will someone get this kid a gun?
Will someone get this kid a gun?
Will you let me know?
Will you let me know?
With me, Herr Mueller, Herr Junker,
With me, Herr Mueller, Herr Junker,
With you and that thing in the attic.
With you and that thing in the attic.
Without their funny hats, it's damn near impossible.
Without their funny hats, it's damn near impossible.
WOMAN: Quickly. Quickly!
WOMAN: Quickly. Quickly!
Wring its neck and kill the rabbit.
Wring its neck and kill the rabbit.
Yeah, I do.
Yeah, I do.
Yeah, you survived.
Yeah, you survived.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Like a little, female ******* Jesse Owens,
Yeah. Like a little, female ******* Jesse Owens,
Yeah. Nathan being crushed under the wheel
Yeah. Nathan being crushed under the wheel
Yeah. That's where we live.
Yeah. That's where we live.
Yeah. The Englishmen do it, too.
Yeah. The Englishmen do it, too.
Yes, Dad.
Yes, Dad.
Yes, I give my full permission
Yes, I give my full permission
Yes, of course.
Yes, of course.
Yes, we have them. Can you believe that?
Yes, we have them. Can you believe that?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes. Great thinking, Rabbit.
Yes. Great thinking, Rabbit.
Yes. Soon.
Yes. Soon.
Yet, where is the evidence?
Yet, where is the evidence?
Yoo hoo. Jew?
Yoo hoo. Jew?
Yoohoo Jew.
Yoohoo Jew.
Yoohoo Jew.
Yoohoo Jew.
Yorki, you're my second best friend.
Yorki, you're my second best friend.
YORKI: **** sound scary, huh?
YORKI: **** sound scary, huh?
YORKI: Jojo!
YORKI: Jojo!
YORKI: Jojo?
YORKI: Jojo?
YORKI: Jojo?
YORKI: Jojo?
YORKI: Later!
YORKI: Later!
Yorki!
Yorki!
Yorki?
Yorki?
You and your friends may have heard a rumor
You and your friends may have heard a rumor
You and your stupid boyfriend can shut up
You and your stupid boyfriend can shut up
You are a coward.
You are a coward.
You are weak like an eyelash.
You are weak like an eyelash.
You aren't eating.
You aren't eating.
You call yourself a patriot?
You call yourself a patriot?
You can have them. They're probably broken.
You can have them. They're probably broken.
You can't be here.
You can't be here.
You can't leave.
You can't leave.
You can't tell your mother or that Jew will cut off your Nazi head,
You can't tell your mother or that Jew will cut off your Nazi head,
You could also call it Who Are You, Jew?
You could also call it Who Are You, Jew?
You could be her.
You could be her.
You do things like drink wine?
You do things like drink wine?
You drive a car.
You drive a car.
You got it?
You got it?
You grab the rabbit by the tail, wrap it around his ear,
You grab the rabbit by the tail, wrap it around his ear,
You hate your country that much?
You hate your country that much?
You have been so good to me.
You have been so good to me.
You hear me?
You hear me?
You know I'm preparing the city for imminent invasion, right?
You know I'm preparing the city for imminent invasion, right?
You know nothing of my sister.
You know nothing of my sister.
You know she's gonna leave you. You know that, don't you?
You know she's gonna leave you. You know that, don't you?
You know what I am.
You know what I am.
You know, go to Morocco and the rest?
You know, go to Morocco and the rest?
You know, in case they ever need
You know, in case they ever need
You little critters will get to experience some of the things
You little critters will get to experience some of the things
You live here too?
You live here too?
You look a tiger in the eye.
You look a tiger in the eye.
You look good.
You look good.
You love them, yes?
You love them, yes?
You may call me Captain K.
You may call me Captain K.
You may continue, but I know it's true.
You may continue, but I know it's true.
You mind explaining that?
You mind explaining that?
You must always carry your DJ knife. Where is it?
You must always carry your DJ knife. Where is it?
You need two eyes to be a meaningful part of the war effort.
You need two eyes to be a meaningful part of the war effort.
You really are an idiot.
You really are an idiot.
You remind me of her. You really do.
You remind me of her. You really do.
You see, we deal with an inordinate number of reports,
You see, we deal with an inordinate number of reports,
You should be climbing trees
You should be climbing trees
You should never be without them.
You should never be without them.
You shush. Shush me?
You shush. Shush me?
You suggested it in the first place.
You suggested it in the first place.
You travel to Morocco.
You travel to Morocco.
You trust them.
You trust them.
You two seem to be getting on well.
You two seem to be getting on well.
You want me to tell you about the ****?
You want me to tell you about the ****?
You want your dad, 'eh?
You want your dad, 'eh?
You were chosen by a pathetic little man
You were chosen by a pathetic little man
You will be kissed, Jojo.
You will be kissed, Jojo.
You'd turn your back on Germany forever?
You'd turn your back on Germany forever?
You'll feel it.
You'll feel it.
You'll figure it out, darling.
You'll figure it out, darling.
You'll know when it happens.
You'll know when it happens.
You'll learn how to tie them eventually, no?
You'll learn how to tie them eventually, no?
You'll meet someone and spend your days
You'll meet someone and spend your days
You'll think of nothing else.
You'll think of nothing else.
You're a soldier now?
You're a soldier now?
You're a ten year old kid who likes swastikas
You're a ten year old kid who likes swastikas
You're as scared as a little rabbit.
You're as scared as a little rabbit.
You're being challenged.
You're being challenged.
You're definitely in a pickle, my friend.
You're definitely in a pickle, my friend.
You're gonna forget about that disgusting Jewy cow up there.
You're gonna forget about that disgusting Jewy cow up there.
You're gonna put this on, okay?
You're gonna put this on, okay?
You're growing up too fast.
You're growing up too fast.
You're hardly a cripple.
You're hardly a cripple.
You're not a Nazi, Jojo.
You're not a Nazi, Jojo.
You're not a Nazi.
You're not a Nazi.
You're not deformed.
You're not deformed.
You're not gonna heil me?
You're not gonna heil me?
You're okay, kid.
You're okay, kid.
You're ten, Jojo.
You're ten, Jojo.
You've just been promoted, and you get your own pistol.
You've just been promoted, and you get your own pistol.
You've lived more lifetimes than most.
You've lived more lifetimes than most.
You've lost your mind.
You've lost your mind.
Your favorite, Rilke. ******* mother.
Your favorite, Rilke. ******* mother.
Your fiancé, addressed to you.
Your fiancé, addressed to you.
Your mother managed to find me some bread.
Your mother managed to find me some bread.
Your shoelaces are undone again.
Your shoelaces are undone again.
Your son is ugly like a monster.
Your son is ugly like a monster.
Yours, Nathan."
Yours, Nathan."
Yuck.
Yuck.
1929.
1929.
"Conditions?" Yes.
"Conditions?" Yes.
"Yorki?" Amongst others.
"Yorki?" Amongst others.
(bones crack) (boys gasp)
(bones crack) (boys gasp)
(cheering) FINKEL: Come on.
(cheering) FINKEL: Come on.
(claps) Concentrate, Jojo.
(claps) Concentrate, Jojo.
(clicks tongue) Yes, but with... with one eye. Like...
(clicks tongue) Yes, but with... with one eye. Like...
(drumroll) (polka music playing)
(drumroll) (polka music playing)
(Elsa scoffs) Well, you don't have anyone.
(Elsa scoffs) Well, you don't have anyone.
(explosion) (screaming)
(explosion) (screaming)
(explosion) (screaming)
(explosion) (screaming)
(forcefully): Heil Hitler. That's not a heil. This is a heil. Heil!
(forcefully): Heil Hitler. That's not a heil. This is a heil. Heil!
(gunshot) (bullet ricochets)
(gunshot) (bullet ricochets)
(Jojo moaning) Does that hurt you?
(Jojo moaning) Does that hurt you?
(loudly): What are you burning? She can't hear you.
(loudly): What are you burning? She can't hear you.
(metal creaks) Good.
(metal creaks) Good.
(planes droning) (explosions)
(planes droning) (explosions)
(screaming) (gunfire)
(screaming) (gunfire)
(speaks foreign language) What?
(speaks foreign language) What?
(up tempo song plays) You remember, honey?
(up tempo song plays) You remember, honey?
(whistle blowing) (clamoring)
(whistle blowing) (clamoring)
(women laughing) CHRISTOPH: Good shot.
(women laughing) CHRISTOPH: Good shot.
♪ Du nimmst mir der Verstand ♪ Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
♪ Du nimmst mir der Verstand ♪ Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
♪ Einmal so, Einmal so ♪ (cheering)
♪ Einmal so, Einmal so ♪ (cheering)
♪ Ich will mit dir gehen ♪ Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
♪ Ich will mit dir gehen ♪ Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
♪ Komm, gib mir deine Hand ♪ (cheering)
♪ Komm, gib mir deine Hand ♪ (cheering)
♪ Oh, komm doch, komm zu mir ♪ Heil Hitler.
♪ Oh, komm doch, komm zu mir ♪ Heil Hitler.
Admit it. I just said yes.
Admit it. I just said yes.
Adolf? Hmm?
Adolf? Hmm?
Adolf. Hmm?
Adolf. Hmm?
ALL: Yes. Ja.
ALL: Yes. Ja.
And how are we doing? Terribly.
And how are we doing? Terribly.
And now she's got two knives. JOJO: I know!
And now she's got two knives. JOJO: I know!
And now she's got your fancy knife. (grunts) My knife!
And now she's got your fancy knife. (grunts) My knife!
And yourself? DEERTZ: Oh, you know how it is.
And yourself? DEERTZ: Oh, you know how it is.
And, Jojo Betzler, what is your body? Wolf body.
And, Jojo Betzler, what is your body? Wolf body.
And, Jojo Betzler, what is your soul? A German soul.
And, Jojo Betzler, what is your soul? A German soul.
Are you ready for the best weekend ever? Yes, I am.
Are you ready for the best weekend ever? Yes, I am.
Are you scared? Don't be scared. MAN: No. Please.
Are you scared? Don't be scared. MAN: No. Please.
As a younger brother. As a younger brother.
As a younger brother. As a younger brother.
Bach. Gershwin.
Bach. Gershwin.
Beethoven. Einstein.
Beethoven. Einstein.
But it's real. Ja, of course it's real.
But it's real. Ja, of course it's real.
Bye. Oh, my God.
Bye. Oh, my God.
Captain Klenzendorf. Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
Captain Klenzendorf. Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
Deep, deep in the center of the Earth. Wait.
Deep, deep in the center of the Earth. Wait.
Did you see how fast she moved? Yes.
Did you see how fast she moved? Yes.
Fangs. Fangs, ja.
Fangs. Fangs, ja.
Get away, Jew. SOLDIER: Hey. Hey!
Get away, Jew. SOLDIER: Hey. Hey!
Get off! Get out of here.
Get off! Get out of here.
GIRL: Scales. RAHM: Ja, scales.
GIRL: Scales. RAHM: Ja, scales.
Have a great day! You're gonna be the best. Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler!
Have a great day! You're gonna be the best. Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler!
He helped us. No, I don't know this dirty Jew.
He helped us. No, I don't know this dirty Jew.
He's a Jew. SOLDIER: Shut up. You know this Nazi?
He's a Jew. SOLDIER: Shut up. You know this Nazi?
He's dead. Pardon?
He's dead. Pardon?
He's fighting in Italy. Really?
He's fighting in Italy. Really?
Heil Hitler, Yorki. Heil Hitler, Jojo.
Heil Hitler, Yorki. Heil Hitler, Jojo.
Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler!
Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler!
Heil Hitler. No, you're overthinking it.
Heil Hitler. No, you're overthinking it.
Heil Hitler. Heil "Hitterler."
Heil Hitler. Heil "Hitterler."
Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
Hey! What's wrong with you?
Hey! What's wrong with you?
Hi, Adolf. Wanna tell me about that rabbit incident?
Hi, Adolf. Wanna tell me about that rabbit incident?
Hi, Captain K. Hey.
Hi, Captain K. Hey.
Hmm. (door opens)
Hmm. (door opens)
How are you going to chop up stuff? I don't know!
How are you going to chop up stuff? I don't know!
How would you like it? I'd love it.
How would you like it? I'd love it.
I heard her. What?
I heard her. What?
I left it... ELSA: It's here.
I left it... ELSA: It's here.
I see. Ja.
I see. Ja.
I will negotiate. Burn down the house
I will negotiate. Burn down the house
I'll see you tomorrow morning. Mama, Mama!
I'll see you tomorrow morning. Mama, Mama!
I'm not sure I'd be able to tell if I did. KLENZENDORF: Yeah, me neither.
I'm not sure I'd be able to tell if I did. KLENZENDORF: Yeah, me neither.
I'm sorry for yelling at you. I feel so stupid.
I'm sorry for yelling at you. I feel so stupid.
In my arse, I bet. In your tummy.
In my arse, I bet. In your tummy.
It's not allowed. What will you do, sweet Hitlerche?
It's not allowed. What will you do, sweet Hitlerche?
Jesus. Over the next two days,
Jesus. Over the next two days,
Jew. Yeah. Jew, yeah.
Jew. Yeah. Jew, yeah.
Jojo Betzler, what is your courage? Panther courage.
Jojo Betzler, what is your courage? Panther courage.
JOJO: No! No! No! SOLDIER #2: Get out of here. Go home.
JOJO: No! No! No! SOLDIER #2: Get out of here. Go home.
Just took it... Ja, ja.
Just took it... Ja, ja.
KLENZENDORF: It would be a hit. FINKEL: Ja.
KLENZENDORF: It would be a hit. FINKEL: Ja.
Look at me. MAN: No. No.
Look at me. MAN: No. No.
Looking good, kid. Heil Hitler!
Looking good, kid. Heil Hitler!
May I? Yeah, sure.
May I? Yeah, sure.
Metal for Hitler! Metal for Hitler!
Metal for Hitler! Metal for Hitler!
My fiancé. I have him. Where is he?
My fiancé. I have him. Where is he?
No, no... (spits)
No, no... (spits)
No! I'll meet you back at the house.
No! I'll meet you back at the house.
No! Leave him alone! Go home!
No! Leave him alone! Go home!
No. I'll come and get you tomorrow.
No. I'll come and get you tomorrow.
No. Yes.
No. Yes.
No. That's impossible. Believe it, brother.
No. That's impossible. Believe it, brother.
Nothing makes sense anymore. Ja, I know.
Nothing makes sense anymore. Ja, I know.
Now finish him. BOY: Don't, no, no!
Now finish him. BOY: Don't, no, no!
Now, Jojo Betzler, what is your mind? Snake mind.
Now, Jojo Betzler, what is your mind? Snake mind.
Now! Now! Now! Move along, please. Move along, please.
Now! Now! Now! Move along, please. Move along, please.
Oh! KLENZENDORF: Ideas?
Oh! KLENZENDORF: Ideas?
Oh. Got it! Got it!
Oh. Got it! Got it!
Okay? How about that? No. Mama, Mama!
Okay? How about that? No. Mama, Mama!
Okay. Okay. (shouting)
Okay. Okay. (shouting)
Okay. Sorry.
Okay. Sorry.
Okay. That's the spirit. Okay.
Okay. That's the spirit. Okay.
Out where? Outside, dummy.
Out where? Outside, dummy.
Out. Out? Oh, no, you don't.
Out. Out? Oh, no, you don't.
Party's over. MAN: No, I'm not like them.
Party's over. MAN: No, I'm not like them.
Prepare to leave the house. (stomps)
Prepare to leave the house. (stomps)
RAHM: Ja. Guys?
RAHM: Ja. Guys?
Remember that Jew I told you about? Oh, yeah.
Remember that Jew I told you about? Oh, yeah.
Reverse psychology. Don't complicate things.
Reverse psychology. Don't complicate things.
Ridiculous. Finished.
Ridiculous. Finished.
ROSIE: You're really getting fat. JOJO: I'm not...
ROSIE: You're really getting fat. JOJO: I'm not...
Serpent tongue. Serpent's tongue, ja.
Serpent tongue. Serpent's tongue, ja.
Shh, shh, shh. (soldier shouting)
Shh, shh, shh. (soldier shouting)
Shh? Shh!
Shh? Shh!
Shoo! Come on, shoo. Hey! Hey, hey.
Shoo! Come on, shoo. Hey! Hey, hey.
Shut your mouth, Nazi. (coughing, gasps)
Shut your mouth, Nazi. (coughing, gasps)
SOLDIER: Hey! What's going on? Get away!
SOLDIER: Hey! What's going on? Get away!
Stay on him. AMERICAN SOLDIER #2: Behind you, Cap.
Stay on him. AMERICAN SOLDIER #2: Behind you, Cap.
The love of art. No cutting penises off?
The love of art. No cutting penises off?
They grow when you turn 21. Oh.
They grow when you turn 21. Oh.
What about German minds? No.
What about German minds? No.
What am I going to do? Honestly, no idea.
What am I going to do? Honestly, no idea.
What are we gonna do about that Jew? You think of something.
What are we gonna do about that Jew? You think of something.
What do you care? I don't.
What do you care? I don't.
What the hell are you talking about? I'll just read it.
What the hell are you talking about? I'll just read it.
What? You didn't hear?
What? You didn't hear?
What's happening? Hysteria, my friend.
What's happening? Hysteria, my friend.
Why, she won't know what hit her. Shh!
Why, she won't know what hit her. Shh!
Yeah? Yeah!
Yeah? Yeah!
Yeah? Yeah? Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah? Yeah? Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Oh, yeah, I did.
Yeah. Oh, yeah, I did.
Yes. Good. Pain is your friend.
Yes. Good. Pain is your friend.
Yorki? Hi!
Yorki? Hi!
You could reason with him. You don't know him.
You could reason with him. You don't know him.
You look great. Thank you.
You look great. Thank you.
You remember? Cause we left that guy hanging up. Ja. Ja.
You remember? Cause we left that guy hanging up. Ja. Ja.
You're doing a great job. Danke.
You're doing a great job. Danke.
You're in love with her, aren't you? Yes.
You're in love with her, aren't you? Yes.
Yuck. Yeah, "yuck."
Yuck. Yeah, "yuck."
'Cause I'm a Nazi.
'Cause I'm a Nazi.
'Cause that's what real friends do.
'Cause that's what real friends do.
"'We need in love to practice only this: letting each other go.'
"'We need in love to practice only this: letting each other go.'
"And brave, too.
"And brave, too.
"and do the tongue kiss.
"and do the tongue kiss.
"And don't worry about Jojo.
"And don't worry about Jojo.
"and have nothing going on for me.
"and have nothing going on for me.
"and I know you feel like giving up.
"and I know you feel like giving up.
"and it's pretty stressful.
"and it's pretty stressful.
"And let's still get married sometime,
"And let's still get married sometime,
"And then you can come live with me in Paris.
"And then you can come live with me in Paris.
"Attracted to shiny things."
"Attracted to shiny things."
"but I don't want to marry you anymore.
"but I don't want to marry you anymore.
"But you have to carry on.
"But you have to carry on.
"Dear Elsa, this is hard for me to say,
"Dear Elsa, this is hard for me to say,
"Dear Elsa.
"Dear Elsa.
"Die, Nathan, die."
"Die, Nathan, die."
"even though I am truly unemployed
"even though I am truly unemployed
"From Nathan, your ex fiancé.
"From Nathan, your ex fiancé.
"have devised a plan for you to escape.
"have devised a plan for you to escape.
"He'll be okay.
"He'll be okay.
"He's gonna help you get out of there.
"He's gonna help you get out of there.
"I changed my mind because I don't want you to kill yourself over me,
"I changed my mind because I don't want you to kill yourself over me,
"I found a new woman and we laugh a lot
"I found a new woman and we laugh a lot
"I just wanted to let you know that I don't want to break up with you now.
"I just wanted to let you know that I don't want to break up with you now.
"I know it's hard for you at the moment...
"I know it's hard for you at the moment...
"I need you to stay alive.
"I need you to stay alive.
"I was lying.
"I was lying.
"It's like my favorite poet, Rilke, says,
"It's like my favorite poet, Rilke, says,
"Me and your good friend, Jojo,
"Me and your good friend, Jojo,
"Not a Nazi."
"Not a Nazi."
"Oh, look at that psycho. He's gonna get us all killed."
"Oh, look at that psycho. He's gonna get us all killed."
"Oh, this guy's a lunatic."
"Oh, this guy's a lunatic."
"PS, I'm not really in the resistance.
"PS, I'm not really in the resistance.
"See you in Paris.
"See you in Paris.
"So, goodbye and sorry about letting you go.
"So, goodbye and sorry about letting you go.
"So, please listen to him.
"So, please listen to him.
"Thank God you're being taken care of by that kid
"Thank God you're being taken care of by that kid
"Ways of killing Nathan."
"Ways of killing Nathan."
"which a couple of girls have done in the past,
"which a couple of girls have done in the past,
"who I must say is a remarkable young man beyond his years.
"who I must say is a remarkable young man beyond his years.
(air raid siren wailing)
(air raid siren wailing)
(beeping)
(beeping)
(bell tolling)
(bell tolling)
(big band music playing in distance)
(big band music playing in distance)
(both screaming)
(both screaming)
(both shouting)
(both shouting)
(boys shouting)
(boys shouting)
(boys singing in German)
(boys singing in German)
(breathing shakily)
(breathing shakily)
(breathing shakily)
(breathing shakily)
(cheering)
(cheering)
(cheering)
(cheering)
(cheering)
(cheering)
(cheering)
(cheering)
(children singing in German)
(children singing in German)
(chuckles softly)
(chuckles softly)
(clattering)
(clattering)
(clears throat) "Dear Elsa...
(clears throat) "Dear Elsa...
(clicks tongue, chuckles)
(clicks tongue, chuckles)
(clicks tongue)
(clicks tongue)
(coughing)
(coughing)
(crying continues)
(crying continues)
(crying quietly)
(crying quietly)
(crying)
(crying)
(crying)
(crying)
(door closes)
(door closes)
(door creaks, closes)
(door creaks, closes)
(door slides)
(door slides)
(door sliding)
(door sliding)
(door sliding)
(door sliding)
(drawer closes)
(drawer closes)
(ethereal music in German plays)
(ethereal music in German plays)
(ethereal music in German)
(ethereal music in German)
(exhales)
(exhales)
(exhales) Okay, let's talk like turkeys.
(exhales) Okay, let's talk like turkeys.
(explosion)
(explosion)
(explosion)
(explosion)
(explosion)
(explosion)
(explosions continue)
(explosions continue)
(explosions)
(explosions)
(flames crackling)
(flames crackling)
(flies buzzing)
(flies buzzing)
(floor creaking)
(floor creaking)
(floor creaks)
(floor creaks)
(footsteps)
(footsteps)
(gasps, thudding)
(gasps, thudding)
(gasps)
(gasps)
(gasps) Oh, my God.
(gasps) Oh, my God.
(German patriotic music plays)
(German patriotic music plays)
(horn honking)
(horn honking)
(horn honks)
(horn honks)
(horn honks)
(horn honks)
(indistinct chattering)
(indistinct chattering)
(Jojo breathing heavily)
(Jojo breathing heavily)
(Jojo coughing)
(Jojo coughing)
(Jojo crying)
(Jojo crying)
(Jojo panting)
(Jojo panting)
(Jojo panting)
(Jojo panting)
(Jojo screams)
(Jojo screams)
(Jojo whimpers)
(Jojo whimpers)
(Jojo, Adolf shouting)
(Jojo, Adolf shouting)
(kisses)
(kisses)
(knife clatters)
(knife clatters)
(knocking)
(knocking)
(knocking)
(knocking)
(knocking)
(knocking)
(knocking)
(knocking)
(knocks)
(knocks)
(laughing)
(laughing)
(laughing)
(laughing)
(laughing)
(laughing)
(laughing)
(laughing)
(laughing)
(laughing)
(laughs) Yeah, this is a really good idea, what we're doing right now.
(laughs) Yeah, this is a really good idea, what we're doing right now.
(low voice): Don't you ever talk
(low voice): Don't you ever talk
(low voice): Hey, don't just sit there, kid.
(low voice): Hey, don't just sit there, kid.
(low voice): I yelled at the kid.
(low voice): I yelled at the kid.
(low voice): Sorry, kid.
(low voice): Sorry, kid.
(low voice): Sorry, kid.
(low voice): Sorry, kid.
(machine gun firing)
(machine gun firing)
(man shouting)
(man shouting)
(man singing in German)
(man singing in German)
(matches strike)
(matches strike)
(men laughing)
(men laughing)
(men shouting in distance)
(men shouting in distance)
(mid tempo song plays)
(mid tempo song plays)
(mouthing words)
(mouthing words)
(muffled): Jojo. Jojo.
(muffled): Jojo. Jojo.
(music ceases)
(music ceases)
(music continues)
(music continues)
(normal voice): Of course I do, babe.
(normal voice): Of course I do, babe.
(normal voice): Paul, what happened?
(normal voice): Paul, what happened?
(normal voice): What?
(normal voice): What?
(normal voice): What? Go apologize.
(normal voice): What? Go apologize.
(object sliding)
(object sliding)
(object sliding)
(object sliding)
(panting)
(panting)
(panting)
(panting)
(panting)
(panting)
(plucks notes)
(plucks notes)
(pop ballad plays)
(pop ballad plays)
(rabbit squeaking)
(rabbit squeaking)
(rabbit squeaks)
(rabbit squeaks)
(Rosie inhales deeply)
(Rosie inhales deeply)
(scoffs) You're stupid.
(scoffs) You're stupid.
(screaming)
(screaming)
(screaming)
(screaming)
(screaming)
(screaming)
(screaming)
(screaming)
(screams, thuds)
(screams, thuds)
(screams)
(screams)
(screams)
(screams)
(screams)
(screams)
(shouting continues, slowed down)
(shouting continues, slowed down)
(shouting happily)
(shouting happily)
(shouting)
(shouting)
(shouts): What are you burning?
(shouts): What are you burning?
(shushing)
(shushing)
(sighs)
(sighs)
(sighs)
(sighs)
(sighs)
(sighs)
(sighs)
(sighs)
(sighs) I guess I'm just a kid in a fat kid's body.
(sighs) I guess I'm just a kid in a fat kid's body.
(sighs) We made it.
(sighs) We made it.
(sighs) You know Freddy Finkel.
(sighs) You know Freddy Finkel.
(singing ends)
(singing ends)
(siren wailing in distance)
(siren wailing in distance)
(snickering)
(snickering)
(sniffling)
(sniffling)
(sniffs)
(sniffs)
(snorts) Don't worry about it. I couldn't care less.
(snorts) Don't worry about it. I couldn't care less.
(song continues, faint)
(song continues, faint)
(spits)
(spits)
(water sloshing)
(water sloshing)
(whistle blows)
(whistle blows)
(whistle continues blowing)
(whistle continues blowing)
(wind whistling)
(wind whistling)
(women laughing)
(women laughing)
(wood creaking)
(wood creaking)
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♪ Als ob nichts geschieht ♪
♪ Als ob nichts geschieht ♪
♪ An diesem Tag ♪
♪ An diesem Tag ♪
♪ And everybody's gonna die ♪
♪ And everybody's gonna die ♪
♪ And everybody's gonna die ♪
♪ And everybody's gonna die ♪
♪ And everybody's gonna die ♪
♪ And everybody's gonna die ♪
♪ Because ♪
♪ Because ♪
♪ Before you know the reason why ♪
♪ Before you know the reason why ♪
♪ But when I have you in my arms, baby ♪
♪ But when I have you in my arms, baby ♪
♪ Comb their hair and shine their shoes ♪
♪ Comb their hair and shine their shoes ♪
♪ Dann sind wir Helden ♪
♪ Dann sind wir Helden ♪
♪ Dann sind wir Helden ♪
♪ Dann sind wir Helden ♪
♪ Dann sind wir Helden ♪
♪ Dann sind wir Helden ♪
♪ Dann sind wir Helden ♪
♪ Dann sind wir Helden ♪
♪ Dann sind wir Helden ♪
♪ Dann sind wir Helden ♪
♪ Das war noch nie bei einer Anderen ♪
♪ Das war noch nie bei einer Anderen ♪
♪ Delphine es tun ♪
♪ Delphine es tun ♪
♪ Die Mauer ♪
♪ Die Mauer ♪
♪ Doch können wir siegen ♪
♪ Doch können wir siegen ♪
♪ Doch wir küssen ♪
♪ Doch wir küssen ♪
♪ Du Königin ♪
♪ Du Königin ♪
♪ Du, könntest du schwimmen ♪
♪ Du, könntest du schwimmen ♪
♪ Einmal so ♪
♪ Einmal so ♪
♪ Everybody try to have a, a good time ♪
♪ Everybody try to have a, a good time ♪
♪ Everybody's gotta live ♪
♪ Everybody's gotta live ♪
♪ Everybody's gotta live ♪
♪ Everybody's gotta live ♪
♪ Everybody's gotta live ♪
♪ Everybody's gotta live ♪
♪ Everybody's gotta live ♪
♪ Everybody's gotta live ♪
♪ Everybody's gotta live ♪
♪ Everybody's gotta live ♪
♪ Everybody's gotta live ♪
♪ Everybody's gotta live ♪
♪ Fall in love and get married, then boom ♪
♪ Fall in love and get married, then boom ♪
♪ Fiel auf ihrer Seite ♪
♪ Fiel auf ihrer Seite ♪
♪ Für alle Zeiten ♪
♪ Für alle Zeiten ♪
♪ Für diesen Tag ♪
♪ Für diesen Tag ♪
♪ Für diesen Tag ♪
♪ Für diesen Tag ♪
♪ Für einen Tag ♪
♪ Für einen Tag ♪
♪ Für einen Tag ♪
♪ Für einen Tag ♪
♪ Für immer und immer ♪
♪ Für immer und immer ♪
♪ Here comes the metal man ♪
♪ Here comes the metal man ♪
♪ How do you move in a world of fog ♪
♪ How do you move in a world of fog ♪
♪ How the hell did it get here so soon? ♪
♪ How the hell did it get here so soon? ♪
♪ I don't ever want to be that way ♪
♪ I don't ever want to be that way ♪
♪ I don't want to float a broom ♪
♪ I don't want to float a broom ♪
♪ I don't want to get me a big old loan ♪
♪ I don't want to get me a big old loan ♪
♪ I don't want to grow up ♪
♪ I don't want to grow up ♪
♪ I don't want to grow up ♪
♪ I don't want to grow up ♪
♪ I don't want to grow up ♪
♪ I don't want to grow up ♪
♪ I don't want to grow up ♪
♪ I don't want to grow up ♪
♪ I don't want to put no money down ♪
♪ I don't want to put no money down ♪
♪ I feel like I've seen just about a million sunsets ♪
♪ I feel like I've seen just about a million sunsets ♪
♪ I think you know the reason why ♪
♪ I think you know the reason why ♪
♪ I think you know the reason why ♪
♪ I think you know the reason why ♪
♪ Ich ♪
♪ Ich ♪
♪ Ich ♪
♪ Ich ♪
♪ Ich bin dann König ♪
♪ Ich bin dann König ♪
♪ Ich glaubte zu träumen ♪
♪ Ich glaubte zu träumen ♪
♪ Ich will mit dir gehen ♪
♪ Ich will mit dir gehen ♪
♪ Im Rücken war kalt ♪
♪ Im Rücken war kalt ♪
♪ Komm, gib mir deine Hand ♪
♪ Komm, gib mir deine Hand ♪
♪ Komm, gib mir deine Hand ♪
♪ Komm, gib mir deine Hand ♪
♪ Komm, gib mir deine Hand ♪
♪ Komm, gib mir deine Hand ♪
♪ Komm, gib mir deine Hand ♪
♪ Komm, gib mir deine Hand ♪
♪ Komm, gib mir deine Hand ♪
♪ Komm, gib mir deine Hand ♪
♪ Komm, gib mir deine Hand ♪
♪ Komm, gib mir deine Hand ♪
♪ Komm, gib mir deine Hand ♪
♪ Komm, gib mir deine Hand ♪
♪ Komm, gib mir deine Hand ♪
♪ Komm, gib mir deine Hand ♪
♪ Komm, gib mir deine Hand ♪
♪ Komm, gib mir deine Hand ♪
♪ Looking for your pots and pans ♪
♪ Looking for your pots and pans ♪
♪ Makes me wish that I could be a dog ♪
♪ Makes me wish that I could be a dog ♪
♪ Nichts geschieht ♪
♪ Nichts geschieht ♪
♪ Niemand gibt uns eine Chance ♪
♪ Niemand gibt uns eine Chance ♪
♪ Nothin' ever seems to turn out right ♪
♪ Nothin' ever seems to turn out right ♪
♪ Obwohl sie unschlagbar scheinen ♪
♪ Obwohl sie unschlagbar scheinen ♪
♪ Oh, du bist so schön ♪
♪ Oh, du bist so schön ♪
♪ Oh, du bist so schön ♪
♪ Oh, du bist so schön ♪
♪ Oh, komm doch, komm zu mir ♪
♪ Oh, komm doch, komm zu mir ♪
♪ Oh, wir können sie schlagen ♪
♪ Oh, wir können sie schlagen ♪
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
♪ Reißen die Luft ♪
♪ Reißen die Luft ♪
♪ Reißen die Luft ♪
♪ Reißen die Luft ♪
♪ Schön wie ein Diamant ♪
♪ Schön wie ein Diamant ♪
♪ Schön wie ein Diamant ♪
♪ Schön wie ein Diamant ♪
♪ Schüsse ♪
♪ Schüsse ♪
♪ She said if you're with me, I'll never go away ♪
♪ She said if you're with me, I'll never go away ♪
♪ She said if you're with me, I'll never go away ♪
♪ She said if you're with me, I'll never go away ♪
♪ So kalt ♪
♪ So kalt ♪
♪ Sometimes the goin' gets so good ♪
♪ Sometimes the goin' gets so good ♪
♪ Stay around my old hometown ♪
♪ Stay around my old hometown ♪
♪ That's when I stopped and I took another look at my baby ♪
♪ That's when I stopped and I took another look at my baby ♪
♪ The only thing to live for is today ♪
♪ The only thing to live for is today ♪
♪ Then again, it gets pretty rough ♪
♪ Then again, it gets pretty rough ♪
♪ Und die Scham ♪
♪ Und die Scham ♪
♪ Und du ♪
♪ Und du ♪
♪ Und wir sind dann Helden ♪
♪ Und wir sind dann Helden ♪
♪ Well, when I see the price that you pay ♪
♪ Well, when I see the price that you pay ♪
♪ Well, when I'm lyin' in my bed at night ♪
♪ Well, when I'm lyin' in my bed at night ♪
♪ Werden wir Helden ♪
♪ Werden wir Helden ♪
♪ Wie Delphine ♪
♪ Wie Delphine ♪
♪ Wir sind dann wir ♪
♪ Wir sind dann wir ♪
♪ Work them fingers to the bone ♪
♪ Work them fingers to the bone ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Yes, they do ♪
♪ Yes, they do ♪
♪ You know I just can't, I just can't get enough ♪
♪ You know I just can't, I just can't get enough ♪
♪ Zu träumen ♪
♪ Zu träumen ♪
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Beavis and Butthead Sounds
OME TV VCS Soundboard
OME TV VCS Soundboard
💬 TTS Computer AI Voice
Adam (ElevenLabs) (aggressive) TTS Computer AI Voice
Adam (ElevenLabs) (aggressive) TTS Computer AI Voice
Yoda Ringtones
Yoda Ringtones
Battle Droid Sounds: Star Wars
Battle Droid Sounds: Star Wars
Minecraft Giant Sound Effects Soundboard
Minecraft Giant Sound Effects Soundboard
Meme Soundboard 2023
Meme Soundboard 2023
Carl Johnson GTA Soundboard
Carl Johnson GTA Soundboard
Merchant Sounds: Resident Evil 4
Merchant Sounds: Resident Evil 4
Halo Ringtones
Halo Ringtones
Spy Soundboard - Team Fortress 2
Spy Soundboard - Team Fortress 2
Windows 7 Sounds
Windows 7 Sounds