The Kissing Booth Edit

A little piece of my heart

A ticket and a mint, which we encourage each and every single one of you to use!

About everything.

Absolutely not.

Absolutely! No, Flynn will be working the booth.

Absolutely! The more, the merrier!

Ah!

All I cared about was Lee.

All right, see you later.

All right!

All right!

All right.

All right.

All sales and epic smooches are final!

Allow me to revise. Everyone is looking at you.

Alrighty, let's do this thing!

Alrighty!

Alrighty. Hit the road.

Always be happy for your bestie's successes.

Am I some sort of freak or something?

And ask that you withold any...

And besides, no one should treat a girl like that.

And don't turn back for a final wave.

And even though I felt like I was about to puke my liver out,

And even though I know I shouldn't,

And for everything with Elle.

And for the first time,

And for the guys,

And get this: I even wound up kissing your brother!

And helped to define who we are as a class.

And here I was thinking I was just your brother's annoying best friend.

And I always, always

And I have a solution.

And I have no idea why they're sitting with me.

And I love you.

And I meant everything that I said to her tonight.

And I want him.

And I was happy about it.

And I was leaning towards like a costume party, maybe?

And I was pretty sure I'd lost him forever.

And I'm so sorry that I lied to you before.

And I'm sorry if that hurts you,

And if you just can't accept that,

And it always ended with me sounding like a dick.

And it is driving me crazy.

And Mr. Tuppen will be punished,

And no matter how much I wanted it,

And no tongue, because we're not the French.

And not that you care,

And now he has that too.

And number three:

And rumor has it that if the person he likes is working the booth,

And standing here,

And that made me happy.

And that's me today,

And that's the person you'll spend forever with.

And that's why I know he's wrong for you.

And the old switcheroo was his idea?

And the problem is we're all really good friends.

And the smelly, less cute baby right next to me? That's my best friend Lee.

And then go skinny dipping.

And then it hit me.

And then Lee came upstairs and he told me everything.

And then you are going to make everything else. Okay?

And there you are, treating her like some slut that you picked up at the club.

And this was our time.

And we've been pretty much inseparable ever since.

And what is your idea for the fundraiser?

And you are taking me home.

Any excuse for a fight, right?

Any excuse to cross dress and I'm in!

Anyway a lot of stuff has happened between now and then.

Are totally off limits."

Are you crazy, Dad? I love it!

Are you for serious?

Are you kidding me? I live for this shit.

Are you shitting me?

Are you still wearing your clothes?

Aren't you forgetting something?

As promised, the next kisser is Flynn!

As you may have noticed, there's a slight twist to this kissing booth.

Ask Mia about me!

Asked who?

At least Dad had forgiven me. He even paid for my driving lessons.

At the very moment that we're looking forward to who we want to become.

Awesome.

Ay! [cackles]

Baby steps, Elle. Baby steps.

Basically, the only way she'd ever make out with you is if you paid for it.

Be sweet to Elle.

Because all this happened

Because I know myself and I'm gonna run out of things to talk about

Because I love you.

Because I still wanted to kiss him.

Because I think it makes my eyes pop, and I really want to kiss her on Friday.

Because if that's it, you can come with Rachel and I.

Between us girls,

Bitches!

Boobies. My answer is always gonna be boobies.

Boom! I got you! In your face!

Broke my leg riding Lee's scooter.

But at that moment

But being my best friend

But first, we want to thank you for your time

But for as long as I can remember,

But hey, it's for the best.

But I also, unfortunately, must punish you.

But I can assure you, we have some real A listers lined up.

But I couldn't help wondering if he had a different reason for protecting me.

But I really need to get out of here.

But I wanted you to know that...

But I'd be lying to you again if I didn't tell you that I love him

But I'm leaving for Boston tomorrow.

But I'm not sorry that it did happen.

But I'm... I'm desperate.

But if you think that we didn't fight sometimes,

But it's funny when I think about it.

But it's got to be Elle's choice.

But just so you know, my boobs are fantastic!

But Lee and I developed a list of friendship rules.

But let's focus on the booth.

But maybe they wouldn't.

But more importantly,

But more importantly, when did they eat those?

But Noah can give you a ride.

But not at the same time though.

But now what am I going to do?

But that is the only reason

But we do have one problem.

But we need to get you out of here, and lucky for you,

But we're still down one Noah Flynn, though.

But what came out of my mouth was...

But what do you want?

But what I do remember

But whatever happened,

But you know what? No matter

But you know, I can't really remember what a single fight was really about.

But you know, we're all fucked up one way or another, right?

But you're not afraid to call me out on things.

Bye! I love you!

Can you still give me a ride afterwards?

Can you... please?

Celebrated with Lee when he got his dream car.

Check it out.

Chug! Chug! Chug!

Come here!

Come on, Lee. It's no big deal. Seriously.

Come on, Lee. Seriously. As if.

Come on, let's just go, huh?

Come on, Shelly.

Come on, Shelly. Don't say it like that.

Come on, you know me.

Come on!

Come on!

Come on!

Come on! Today was the first time the OMGs ever spoke to me.

Come on.

Come on. Relax, Shelly. It was just a kiss.

Come one, come all, behold the power and raw intensity of a kiss

Common... A and B common mark.

Convince him to do the booth.

Cool.

Cross my heart.

Cutsies.

Dad, are you...?

Dad, my pants ripped. This is literally all I had.

Dammit!

Decided it was about time I got my license.

Detention tomorrow.

Did that clear anything up?

Did you just put hands on me?

Disco rules!

Discovered a way to get to our favorite place to dance.

Discovered I am good at sports.

Discovered I like soccer.

Discovered that I wasn't gonna be a fashion icon.

Discovered the place that we loved to dance most.

Do me a favor.

Do you really think Mia knows who you are?

Do you think you could maybe get a ride home with somebody else?

Do you want to go downstairs and start the car?

Does that include you?

Doesn't give you the right to tell me who I can love.

Doing what?

Don't give up on him.

Don't invite any jackasses.

Don't say anything!

Don't say anything.

Don't you?

Done.

Douchebag!

Dress is missing but underwear is still on.

Dressed as a cowboy for Halloween, Lee went as a doctor.

Dressed as a fireman for Halloween.

Drop them off at school.

Easybake Oven is downstairs, bitch!

Elle Evans and Lee Flynn.

Elle, I was friends with your mom for over 20 years.

Elle, I...

Elle, wait!

Elle, what's wrong?

Elle, you are aware that your lady shape sort of changed over the summer, right?

Elle!

Elle!

Elle!

Elle.

Elle.

Elle.

Elle.

Elle...

Enough, Noah! Stop! Are you crazy?

Especially if that girl is you.

Even for me.

Everybody's looking at us.

Everyone, homeroom! Now!

Everyone... everyone just saw that, didn't they?

Everything suddenly seemed...

Everything's set for the kissing booth, right?

Ew!

Ew!

Ew! Perv!

Excuse me.

Fine!

Fine.

First of all, if you mention this to anyone, and I mean anyone...

First off,

First up, for the ladies.

Flynn likes one of you. Yeah.

Flynn was so savage!

Flynn, silly!

Flynn...

For a while now.

For as long as I can remember,

For example, I punched Ron Getler

For me, that one has always been easy to follow.

For people that care about you.

Found out that my mom was sick.

From a truly fantastic year.

From one of our beautiful people!

Fundraiser ideas.

Geronimo!

Get in the car, Elle!

Get it, girl.

Getting those A listers may be harder than I thought.

Give me your numerals. We should def catch up.

Go, Elle!

Go, Elle!

Go, Elle!

Go, Elle!

Go, go down there. Yeah! Just one second, Mom!

Go!

Go!

Go! Whatever!

God, what do people even do on dates?

Good for you.

Good morning!

Good, now you can take Mr. Stinks a lot to baseball practice.

Good.

Goodbye.

Gosh, I wish I had just told him then.

Got a bra I suddenly did need!

Got in a fight with Lee over who's the best dancer.

Got in a fight with Noah for beating up Lee.

Got my first bra. Didn't really need it.

Got my period! Finally!

Got over my crush on Noah...

Got protected by Lee's older brother Noah,

Got to go, Elle.

Guess it wasn't meant to be.

Guys!

Ha! Noah?

Had a lot to say.

Had a tough talk with Dad.

Had my cast signed by Lee, who bought me ice cream to make up for breaking my leg.

Had to pay protection tax, though.

Happy birthday to me.

Happy birthday, man.

Harvard.

Have I ever told you that you're bossy?

Have you guys seen this text?

Have you made out with him yet?

He even gets credit for my fights!

He goes and gets into a fight on the first day of school.

He is so handy!

He just didn't want to be around here.

He just got busy.

He needs a $20!

He said something about Rule Number 18 or whatever.

He told me last night he was leaving for Harvard today.

He was in danger of not graduating.

He's been going around telling all the guys not to ask you out

He's so cute!

Hell no!

Hello, Los Angeles Country Day Prom!

Hello!

Hello.

Here I come. I'm gonna...

Here in Los Angeles, California.

Here, come here, take a seat.

Here.

Here's how this is gonna work.

Hey, come on, man. It's all good.

Hey, could you pass me the wrench, please?

Hey, Dad, where are my other pairs of school pants?

Hey, Elle! Wait up!

Hey, Elle.

Hey, Ellen! Come here!

Hey, girl!

Hey, hey, hey! Rule Number Nine, young lady!

Hey, I don't stink that bad!

Hey, lay off her, Lee. It's not like it's all Elle's fault.

Hey, Lee, guess what Warren texted the entire school!

Hey, man, is that girl new?

Hey, no. Lee, I'm fine.

Hey, Noah! I haven't seen you since you got back from football camp.

Hey, Shelly.

Hey, this is great. I really needed this.

Hey, Yearbook Guy.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! I have my reputation to think of.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey...

Hey...

Hey... so I have been thinking about our birthday party after prom,

Hi there.

Hi, Elle.

Hi!

Hi.

His attendance at school got so bad,

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmph.

Hold on.

Hold on. That is not Flynn.

Holy crap! Rule Number Seven!

Holy crap! What am I going to tell Lee?

Holy shit, bro! Check it out.

Holy shit! She looks like a hot Braveheart!

Holy...

Hot tub. Come on.

How about a ride?

How about I relax your face?

How crazy was that fight?

How he feels now, I've just gotta find him and tell him how I feel.

How many girls have you made out with in this spot?

How much I wanted to believe him.

How's school going?

I am assuming the t shirt means you saw me in my underwear?

I am in for a super long junior year.

I am sorry. Was that the wrong color?

I am trying to find a good idea for our carnival fundraiser.

I am upset. Dude touched my lady bump.

I call them the OMG Girls.

I can't believe you actually gave him your number.

I can't do it! Not with him!

I can't keep doing this.

I can't keep hurting people that I care about because of you.

I can't say I support the two of you. I can't.

I can't!

I can't.

I can't.

I cannot just be another one of your conquests.

I carried you out before too much came off.

I couldn't have made it through the years without her.

I couldn't stop thinking about Noah.

I couldn't stop thinking about the promise I had made to Lee.

I couldn't stop thinking about what Noah said to me.

I decided I had to see you one last time before I went.

I did not think that through.

I didn't mean for this to happen.

I didn't mean to wake you. I was just grabbing some clothes.

I don't believe that.

I don't even know if I'm gonna go or not yet.

I don't know what that means, but I want to hear all the gory details later.

I don't know.

I don't know. I just...

I don't know. Sit around and eat food, I guess.

I don't remember a lot from before high school,

I don't see what the big deal is.

I don't start fights, okay?

I don't think there's much you can't do.

I don't want to talk about that right now.

I figure out a way to tell Lee. It has to be that way.

I figured I'd try to get settled in before the fall term. You know?

I got a Barbie dance party. Lee got a scooter.

I got to go.

I guess I'd also be pretty pissed if I was slumming it

I guess I'm next.

I guess it comes from living in the shadow of a high school legend.

I guess it's kind of just how I'm wired.

I guess so.

I had to get away and think.

I have to be downstairs in ten minutes and work on the prom banner with Lee.

I have to find him. Like now.

I haven't seen Lee.

I hear he's into blondes. Too bad, Elle.

I hope you like what you see.

I hoped they would.

I just came to say I'm sorry about what happened on the lawn the other day.

I just like hanging out with you.

I just need to grab my things.

I just think that Elle is gonna have to figure out what's best for Elle.

I just thought it was gonna make a little bit of fog.

I just thought you deserve a little bit of an explanation.

I just tripped in the garage.

I just want to be with you for a few seconds more.

I just...

I just...

I kind of just played the whole sexist conversation out in my head

I knew it.

I knew there was a part of me

I know he hates being called Noah.

I know that we don't really see eye to eye on things,

I know what room you're in, Vince!

I know, dude! Who saw that one coming?

I know, right?

I know, right?

I know!

I love the irony. The girl who's never been kissed does a kissing booth? What?

I love this hoe!

I love you, Elle, and I just want you to be happy.

I love you!

I love you.

I mean it.

I mean, I just really thought that maybe it would be nice for you to do something

I mean, I think you did the right thing.

I mean, what is the difference between what just happened...

I need to talk to Elle.

I needed it for all those varsity sports I'm constantly playing, you know?

I never should have been lying to you.

I only come here alone.

I only finish them.

I promise.

I promise. Flynn will be there.

I really did want to go out with you.

I said did you do that to her? Did you hit Elle?

I said stop wiggling!

I save you, and now you're trying to blackmail me.

I shouldn't have let it happen.

I slept in the guest room.

I swear to God. Says it right here.

I swear. I promise.

I think I...

I think I'm gonna go out with Tuppen.

I think she might even let me play with her boobies later.

I think that's about it.

I think the hardest part was just seeing Noah's face at prom.

I think you're making a big mistake.

I think you're next up.

I thought I told you not to bring girls around here anymore.

I thought you were leaving for Harvard.

I told you before, stop messing around.

I told you to stay inside!

I told you to stop telling me what to do.

I tried to help her put makeup on.

I understand.

I want to go.

I want to show you something.

I want...

I wanted to apologize.

I was a small part of something that mattered.

I was dancing with Randy Melrose.

I was hoping maybe we could talk.

I was just way too drunk that night, so...

I was kidding!

I was like, "Oh, it's gonna happen!" But... until...

I was looking for you.

I was never playing Elle.

I was not expecting that!

I was watching porn.

I was wrong.

I wasn't thinking about Noah,

I wondered if our kiss meant anything to Noah.

I would totally have babies with Noah.

I'll catch you guys later.

I'll just delete this immediately.

I'll just get it myself!

I'll leave when I want to!

I'll make out with you.

I'll see you at the party, okay?

I'll see you soon, and you can come and visit.

I'm actually here to talk to you.

I'm British, you wanker!

I'm crazy about you, Elle.

I'm going to make the letters,

I'm in Noah's t shirt!

I'm just not really sure if I like that one more or that one.

I'm just really sorry for lying to Lee about Noah and...

I'm just...

I'm not gonna get on that thing like one of your make out girls.

I'm on my way home now.

I'm saying I love you.

I'm saying that I love Noah.

I'm so confused right now.

I'm sorry, Noah.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm taking this off.

I'm telling you

I'm totally dying.

I'm...

I've got your escape route all figured out.

I've never been in trouble before. I feel like it's hot in here. I'm sweating.

If I meant anything.

If we do this, nobody can know.

If word gets out that fighting me is a way of getting your number,

If you can't tell your best friend about something you're doing,

In front of everyone,

In spite of what happened tonight,

In the sixth grade during Seven Minutes in Heaven.

Is begging somebody else for help.

Is my butt too big?

Is Noah gonna be here tonight?

Is that so?

Is that we always forgave each other.

Is that what you think of me?

Is there something going on between you two?

Is this because you don't have a date to prom?

It doesn't really feel like that right now.

It feels right.

It is not your job to monitor my dating life. Do you understand me?

It is what it is, Noah.

It just didn't, cause...

It seemed like he just saw me as a little sister,

It was about prom. So...

It was all my fault.

It was almost like she was on human growth hormones or something.

It was gonna be remembered by everybody.

It was just an argument over something that happened at football camp.

It would mean a lot to me.

It's "Elle," actually. No "N."

It's a 1995 Ford Probe!

It's a final look back on who we were,

It's all right. Can we... Can you just take me home, please?

It's amazing!

It's Brad!

It's for charity, right?

It's getting too dangerous. I'm pulling over.

It's hot out here!

It's like with Rachel.

It's moments like this that make me wish things could stay this way forever.

It's not a big deal.

It's not every day you get accepted to an Ivy League school.

It's not like anyone's gonna think that I have a girlfriend.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay. But I mean, this is exactly what I was talking about, Shelly.

It's okay. I got it covered.

It's okay. I have an hour to kill before your dad and I will meet the Andersons.

It's okay. I'll help you find him, okay?

It's one of the things I like about you.

It's so beautiful outside, I think I'm gonna go for a run.

It's so her!

It's time.

It's true, and it's not just me.

It's what everyone thinks of you.

Jeez, guys! Check out that.

Jesus! What happened your face?

Just because of a kissing booth.

Just don't do anything I wouldn't do.

Just don't end up grinding coochies with my brother,

Just get in the car, Elle.

Just get in the car, Elle.

Just gonna be $5.

Just leave me alone.

Just shoot it, girl!

Keep up the good work, huh?

Kiddo? Oh, my God.

Kill it.

Kind of makes you a little less annoying.

Kissing booth!

Kissing booth?

Knock it off!

Knock it off!

Learned how to ride a bike, learned how to swim.

Learned that girls can be really mean.

Leave!

Leave.

Lee and I have absolutely

Lee and I were born on the same day, at the same time,

Lee said that you're gonna give me a ride.

Lee was in trouble.

Lee was responsible for Rule Number Nine,

Lee was the Black Swan.

Lee went as some weird bird.

Lee, come on. She's a varsity cheerleader.

Lee, I can explain.

Lee, I said I'll get it.

Lee, it's fine! I got this! Lee!

Lee, it's okay.

Lee, please!

Lee, there is something I wanted to tell you.

Lee, wait!

Lee, wait! Wait.

Lee, you seen my athletic cup?

Lee!

Lee! Rule Number Two, please!

Lee?

Lee?

Lee.

Let me get you up to speed. First Christmas I remember, I was six.

Let me handle this.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's just say, "interesting."

Let's make this prom the very best!

Like you wanted to make things worse!

Listen, Elle's not here.

Listen, I'm so sorry.

Listen, it's all about the OMGs.

Listen, you can't tell anybody about this, okay?

Listen.

Look at me. Noah, look at me!

Look, I have a spare helmet. You'll be fine.

Look, I have to tell him tonight.

Look, I'm sorry, okay?

Look, it's okay. He'll get over it.

Look, you still got a lot to learn, kiddo.

Look!

Look! You're blushing! How cute!

Look. I'm sorry I stood you up.

Looking good, Evans.

Loved to dance.

Made up by getting him ice cream.

Made up with Noah by letting him fix my bike.

Made you an emergency survival kit.

Mark.

Maybe because he's the only guy that's ever asked me out.

Me?

Meet you outside in five, and you can drive the Stang.

Memories.

Mia stopped me in the hall and said that she's going to the party tonight.

Mia will love it.

Miss Evans?

Miss Evans.

Mmm.

Most of us.

Mostly.

My heart is beating so fast.

My new screen saver.

My parents aren't going to be home, so there's gonna be drinks.

My parents even sent me to see a couple of counselors.

My t shirt.

Need peeps to work our kissing booth. You in?

Never let me drink again.

Nice landing, ace!

Nine gold diggers, take two.

Ninth grade skirt on eleventh grade body.

No big deal, I guess.

No boobs are worth a broken nose.

No matter how mad you are at your best friend,

No more fighting.

No more telling me what to do.

No one in particular,

No problem.

No thanks. I'd rather be a customer.

No way!

No ways!

No wish this year.

No, Elle, wait, please!

No, I think we'd better try again.

No, it's not enough. She has no clue what she's gotten herself into with you!

No, no, no!

No, nothing is going on.

No, you know the rules.

No, you won't. I told you not to come.

No!

No! You know what? Unbelievable!

No! You're awesome, all right?

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. Come on, Elle.

Noah and his stupid, sexy smirk got the best of me.

Noah Flynn basically does whatever I tell him.

Noah Flynn is stupid hot,

Noah has gotten everything that he has ever wanted.

Noah was totally MIA.

Noah would be leaving for college. Soon.

Noah, I am so sorry.

Noah, stop!

Noah!

Noah!

Noah! Hey! Stop! Noah! Stop!

Noah?

Noah.

Nope. No. Nope. Never work.

Not Elle's.

Not much help.

Not so bad at all.

Now I've ruined our friendship.

Now put your shirt on and get out.

Now that we're all besties,

Now you three, in my office!

Now, I'd like to introduce this year's theme:

Now!

Number two:

Of all germs, cavities,

Of course you didn't. Boys never do.

Of course! Right.

Of course.

Of course. Duh. Come on.

Oh, and by the way, don't forget.

Oh, and news update:

Oh, and tell Mia I'm awesome.

Oh, and you threw up on your dress.

Oh, and...

Oh, and... really good work last night.

Oh, but there's another hour left.

Oh, come on!

Oh, come on!

Oh, come on.

Oh, God! I can't look any more.

Oh, he looks busy.

Oh, hey. I'll be right back, okay? Oh! That was really close!

Oh, I can't. I'm taking my parents to the airport.

Oh, I had an accident and Noah offered to help.

Oh, I have to go to practice right now.

Oh, I hope I didn't snore.

Oh, I know!

Oh, I wouldn't really call it a fight.

Oh, if you were here, I would beat you with my shoe,

Oh, it's fine. She kind of tasted like Cheetos anyway.

Oh, muscles!

Oh, my God, that would be amazing!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! I just touched it!

Oh, my God! I won!

Oh, my God! Kill me now!

Oh, my God! Like, what?

Oh, my God! Okay!

Oh, my God! That was a good one!

Oh, my God! That was so savage!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.