Innerspace Edit

A good man who tried to save my ass by injecting me into yours.

A hundred and twenty eight thousand dollars?

A little tight lipped when it comes to women.

A scientist named Ozzie Wexler

A white hot sewing needle through the pupil of my eye.

Accidentally sever my spinal cord and just kinda go, "Oh, sorry."

Activate centrifuge.

Activate laser pre light.

Activate the re enlargement process.

Actually, I'm feeling pretty relaxed now.

Administrator of four teamster patient funds,

Again!

Ah, but...

Ah, don't look so depressed.

Ah!

Ah! Wrong door!

All he's gotta do is take the pod to the guy's lungs,

All I know is I was inside a syringe and now I'm inside you.

All right, here's what I want you to do.

All right, I'm going with you.

All right, Jack, I guess we have to prove it to her.

All right, Jack, you leave me no other choice.

All right, let me handle this.

All right, look directly at them. Don't turn your head.

All right, Oz!

All right, Pendleton, that's it. Where are you?

All right, that's enough! That's enough!

All right, what do you say?

All right, you want to play?

All right!

All right.

All you had to do was ask, honey.

Alone with Lydia, you mean, huh?

America's best and brightest.

An endless junkyard of orbiting debris.

And also, he's able to see everything that I see.

And call Pete Blanchard. His number's in my Rolodex. Got it?

And earth orbiters galore.

And find a place that's peaceful and quiet.

And how do we get up there?

And I don't notice it, but the computer

And I quit.

And I say, "Oh, is that right?" And she says,

And I suddenly notice the next customer is this horrible,

And I want to know everything, Jack.

And I'll do the rest, all right?

And it's at that moment that I wake up screaming.

And it's like... you're the only person

And it's way up over... and it's way up over $100,000.

And Mr. Wormwood, thank you.

And my only chance to make it out is for you to sneeze!

And over here we have the current cream of the crop.

And put it in your pocket.

And retrieve the second chip.

And secure peace and freedom the world over.

And she pulls back on the trigger,

And she pulls out this little pearl handled pistol.

And she reaches into her purse,

And somehow I got inside you instead.

And tell them I've got Tuck Pendleton and I'm bringing him in, okay?

And that's how it sounds to me now.

And that's why, Jack, we've got to get that little pod

And the other has been stolen.

And two...

And understand.

And we need them now, more than ever.

And we'll have the other one... very soon.

And we're gonna drink this one to Ozzie.

And we've got that one.

And you come back to us a new man.

And you don't know anything about the experiment?

Animal dander, fur balls, anything! I don't know!

Another place setting, please.

Anyway...

Approaching through esophageal passage.

Are the cornerstone of my entire medical practice.

Are ya? See yourself being a hero! Psych yourself up!

Are you all right?

Are you feeling all right?

Are you okay?

Arriving San Francisco International 4 o'clock this afternoon.

At $800 a bottle, who would want to?

Attractive added starter here this morning.

Audio and visual contact with its host organism.

Back up, give him some air!

Bad idea, Jack. I can't do that. What if I can't restore contact?

Battle conditions, boys?

Be aggressive. Dominate her. Don't be a wuss puss. Be me.

Be careful of this 3808 unit.

Beauty punch anyway, big Jack.

Because he's a fence.

Because I don't have enough oxygen to make it out,

Because I'm stimulating your adrenal gland, pal.

Because the most important thing for you right now is no excitement.

Because we're in this together and we got to help each other out.

Begin phase two alignment.

Behind you, I saw her out of the corner of your eye.

Believe it, Jack. Believe it because it's true.

Believe me, you're not missing all that much.

Big Jack!

Big, pounding headaches.

Big... poun...

Both are required for re enlargement.

Boy, you said that good.

Bring a blanket.

Bring the perpetrators out into the open.

But a combination of the two chips must be used to re enlarge.

But at least when my moment of truth came

But don't worry, Tuck, old' buddy.

But for serious, two things you want to know about me:

But I think I saw something down here and,

But if I were Tuck, I'd talk about you all the time.

But it was my heart that was broken, and not my toe.

But that means I just... Oh, shit!

But the problem is, medicine is not what you need, Jack.

But this little voice is talking to me.

But we are the first to perfect the tricky re enlargement process...

But you boys...

But you know that.

But, I think that someone is in there with you.

By activating one of the electromagnetic booster cells.

By nine o' clock, his air supply runs out.

By pairing two 500 series Photon Echo Memory Chips,

By using two chips. One of the chips is in the pod.

Can I use your phone?

Can you see it, Jack? Can you see it?!

Can you see where they went?

Can't we negotiate for more time?

Can't you go any faster?

Car keys. Come on.

Cardiac arrest imminent. Take evasive action.

Careful! This isn't a Honda.

Change my face? How do you do that?

Charming. You want a drink?

Check the sink with the big fish in it.

Clint Eastwood style.

Close by. You know, in the area.

Come in here, you Safeway clerk!

Come on Tuck, what do you expect?

Come on, baby, show me the way.

Come on, buddy! Come on, buddy. Come on! Come on!

Come on, get in the car!

Come on, give me the damn chip!

Come on, lucky flask.

Come on, quickly.

Come on, where the hell's the picture? Come on!

Come on, you can do it!

Come on, you too.

Come on, you're a dangerous individual, Jack.

Come on.

COMPUTER: Approaching middle ear.

COMPUTER: Approaching middle ear.

COMPUTER: Approaching tricuspid valve of heart. Do not enter.

COMPUTER: Automatic pilot now functioning.

COMPUTER: Commencing molecular isolation and displacement.

COMPUTER: Electrical system overload!

COMPUTER: emulation systems activated.

COMPUTER: Entering bloodstream.

COMPUTER: Environmental control systems, check.

COMPUTER: External amplifier activated.

COMPUTER: external malignancy detected.

COMPUTER: Foreign object detected,

COMPUTER: Life support system warning.

COMPUTER: Optic sensor armed and ready.

COMPUTER: Oxygen percentage, check. Air tanks fully charged.

COMPUTER: Oxygen reserve at 60 percent.

COMPUTER: Oxygen reserves at 15 percent.

COMPUTER: Oxygen reserves at 20 percent.

COMPUTER: Oxygen reserves at 40%.

COMPUTER: Pathway to middle ear is as follows...

COMPUTER: Pathway to optic nerve is as follows

COMPUTER: Pod activated.

COMPUTER: Warning! Oxygen level critical.

COMPUTER: Warning. Adrenalin level overload.

Contour analysis, stage one.

Could you just excuse me? I'm sorry.

Coupled with what would be a common home carpet sweeper.

Cowboy, listen to me: we need those chips.

Cowboy, stop it. Don't do that. I was just kidding.

Cowboy, this is Victor Scrimshaw. What the hell...

Cowboy.

Cowboy...

Cuban?

Cuban?

Damn it, I knew I shouldn't have shut this thing down.

Demons talk through you, not to you.

Deploying optic remote.

Did Bugs just stand up? What's going on here?

Did he, um...

Did you swallow it, you stupid animal?

Didn't you know that?

Dip all you like, nothing's going to fit you.

Disengage shields.

Do you have any other papers you haven't turned in?

Do you know anything about phones being fixed today?

Do you know what I mean?

Do you mind if I use your phone? Maybe I should phone my doctor.

Doc, I'm cured.

Doctor. The chip, please.

Don't ask, okay?

Don't knock, just come!

Don't let her take control over the conversation.

Don't play with your food.

Don't rush me, okay? Just... be quiet and let me think this through.

Don't worry, Cowboy, Dr. Canker here has pioneered

Don't worry, Pete. The wait is almost over.

Don't worry. They won't know how to close it.

Don't worry. Tuck will give me the strength of ten men.

Don't you think I know that, Niles?

Don't... cause an embolism or an aneurysm or...

Doppler phase translocator activated.

Dr. Canker, get in here!

Dr. Canker.

Dr. Niles isn't here yet.

Drink? No... I don't drink.

Duane, it's Lydia. I'm in trouble. I need some help.

Duke the son of a bitch!

Easy. Easy.

Everybody into the miniaturizer.

Excuse me, Lieutenant Pendleton is wondering what went wrong.

Excuse us a minute.

Facial response experiment one more time.

Faraway places with...

Fill that need.

Find him.

Fire up the boilers!

Fire! Fire!

Firing optic sensor.

Five...

Floating around your insides

Forgot? How could you forget?

Four, three, two...

Frankly, I don't give a shit. I'm only in this for the money.

From my point of view it's the size of Candlestick Park.

Fun, excitement, relaxation.

Gastrointestinal acid detected.

Gee, it's so tiny. Who would think?

Gee, that's kind of pricey for shampoo, ain't it?

Gentlemen... I salute you.

Get down, get down.

Get him!

Get in this car, right now!

Get me out of here, Canker.

Get out of there!

Get your little hand away!

Give it to me. Give it to me.

Give me that! Give me! (PANTING)

Give that cripple tomcat story a rest because we've all heard it.

Go right ahead, Jack. What a good idea.

Go see for yourself.

Go to the mirror in the bedroom, will you?

Go to the mirror. Come on.

Go, go!

Go.

Go.

God help us.

God in heaven, deliver us from Satan.

God, I can't believe how hostile I feel toward you right now.

God, Jack, way to screw up!

Good luck, Lieutenant.

Good morning, sister in law.

Good work! I can't believe this! Find out what went wrong.

Good work! Job well done!

Good!

Good.

Good. Close the lid.

Good. I'm a reporter. I love long stories.

Gosh, I'm sorry, Rusty. Really, you're right.

Got it?

Great, Jack.

Great, there goes my ulcer.

Great. Get us some flashlights. Hurry!

Grid mapping ectodermal contours.

Guys, I need help with this rodent.

Gyro stabilization XYZ coordinates, check.

Had the most frightening experience of my life.

Hairspray!

Hang on, now, Jack. Now, I want you to reach out...

Hang on. This might pinch just a little bit.

Hanging in the closet.

Harder!

Harry, people are getting murdered.

Have you any idea the kind of mess that would make?

He can't take orders and he likes to make up his own rules.

He could have been one of the best. But he hates authority,

He deals in stolen Western technology almost exclusively,

He got to the airport an hour ago, and he always stays here.

He has the chips on him.

He loves this club called the Inferno.

He worked for a lab called Vector Scope located near the mall.

He's in! Igoe's in.

He's patched into the optic nerve and the eardrum.

He's taking me to the hotel. Follow us.

Hear that, Tuck?

Helium neon laser scalpel of our own proprietary design.

Hello, Pete. Where's your uniform? Where's your uniform?

Hello? Hello, can you hear me?

Hero.

Hey, Cowboy!

Hey, don't kill him. Lock him up. The girl, too.

Hey, hey, hey, easy fellows.

Hey, I said to the man on the phone, "Don't honk."

Hey, I told you to cut that out. What are you looking at?

Hey, I'm not buying that aspirin now!

Hey, Jack, you want to watch TV? Watch this.

Hey, Jack! Jack, you gotta sneeze for me, pal.

Hey, Jack. Jack!

Hey, knock it off!

Hey, Tuck, listen, I really could use a change of clothes.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey... Thanks for the cruise tickets.

Hi, Mr. Killer.

Hiding your light under a bushel, Cowboy?

Hold it, wait. Go back to the doors.

Hold it! Hold it right there.

Hold it.

Hold onto your breakfast, Lieutenant, This is it.

Home sweet home.

Honk the horn! Honk the horn!

How about maybe a little shipboard romance?

How did he get in me?

How did you know this was here?

How do I look?

How do we get the chip out?

How do you treat that?

How does that feel? It feels good. Then do it again.

How long has it been, Cowboy?

How long have you been leading this double life?

How the hell can I be inside a man? I studied up on rabbits.

How well do you know Tuck?

How you doing, Jack?

How?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh. What's going on up here?

Hurry! Get me some hair spray!

I believe that these are the kind you like. Cuban?

I blew it. I can't handle her.

I can do this little job blindfolded and backwards,

I can explain it later, but now is not the time...

I can... Oh! ...just be such a shit sometimes.

I can't believe it, Jack!

I can't talk now, okay? But call Vector Scope

I didn't know dancing could be so much fun.

I didn't take a dump down the leg of my flight suit.

I don't blame you for walking out on me that morning.

I don't care what you've been through.

I don't even understand it myself. But just... trust me.

I don't get it. I get a little drunk...

I don't have the chip, do you have it?

I don't know. Vector Scope is locked up tighter than a drum, why?

I don't think she believes me.

I don't want to hear about it. Tell me later.

I don't want to see her alone with that sleazy Cowboy

I envy you.

I found out something.

I got drunk, threw up and fell down a manhole walking you home.

I got some new tests I'd like to run on you.

I gotta talk to this guy.

I had it done.

I had it...

I hate to shock you, but we had a date last night.

I have a feeling he's gonna lead us to that chip we need.

I have no idea what the current thinking is.

I have no idea. He hasn't spoken to me since...

I just don't, that's why.

I just want to make sure we've got everything down.

I know how to warm him up.

I know I've been mean to you, Jack.

I know we haven't known each other...

I know what our objectives are. I've done my homework.

I know what she looks like.

I love you, Lydia.

I make an ass out of myself.

I mean just... don't do anything weird in there, okay?

I mean... in a week or two,

I need a drink. How about you?

I need some stomach acid, Jack, and I need lots of it.

I save this for later.

I see it, I see the pod.

I see space walkers and moon walkers

I see you've backed yourself into a corner once again.

I should find out what she wants, I think.

I spilled coffee on it last week. It's not quite as reliable as it was.

I sure could use you at the store on Monday.

I sure hope you didn't leave your purse back there.

I think I blacked out. Am I inside Bugs or what?

I think I can beef up the reception a little bit.

I think it's broken.

I think these are probably cruise tickets, if I'm not mistaken.

I think we can rule out demonic possession right off the bat.

I think we're making real progress today.

I think you need a total change of scene.

I think you're allergic to hairspray.

I thought I heard you talking to someone.

I thought you were a gentleman.

I tipped the desk clerk $100 for this room

I want a moment alone.

I want you to shut off your sensors, no picture and no sound.

I want you to take a big, old tug on that baby

I was getting some gum.

I was supposed to be injected into the body of a laboratory rabbit,

I wonder what's on the television? TV is so much fun around now.

I wonder, miss, if Cowboy's ever told you

I... I don't know what to believe.

I'd hate to see you throw it all away by going psycho on us.

I'll be a son of a bitch, I'm in a strange man

I'll explain everything, I promise, but not right now.

I'll get you for this Margaret.

I'll kill you!

I'm a complete mess, you know.

I'm awfully busy right now, Victor. I'll have to call you back.

I'm begging you. Stop it.

I'm even partially attracted to.

I'm going to attempt an electronic stimulation

I'm going to try and hit the couch... okay?

I'm gonna call you or you're gonna call me,

I'm gonna go off radio contact for a minute.

I'm gonna go to auto pilot.

I'm gonna hit you with my electro magnetic booster.

I'm gonna proceed with the mission as planned.

I'm gonna try to restore contact from your end

I'm in a man!

I'm in a renovated factory across from Pier 18.

I'm in a strange man!

I'm in Lydia.

I'm Jack. Listen to my voice. It's me.

I'm not exactly sure what I want to say to you.

I'm passing her stuff over the bar code scanner

I'm really sorry...

I'm reminded of the year that I spent working

I'm running out of air, Jack. Hope we're almost there.

I'm setting a course for the mouth.

I'm sorry, Jack. I didn't mean to push you.

I'm sorry, sir, you're gonna have to extinguish that cigar.

I'm staying back here with my friend, Jack.

I've been miniaturized.

I've been tracking his movements for months.

I've got a little problem here.

I've got it.

If you don't help me,

If you want to be part of my life, you can't be hassling me about stuff.

Ignition.

IGOE: Propane?

Igoe!

Igoe! Stop the truck!

In a manner of speaking, yes.

In law.

In lieu of champagne, how about some real pain?

In the great gold fields of Alaska.

In the immediate area, vicinity.

Initiate MRD sequence.

Initiating.

Insert PEM number one.

Insert PEM number two.

Intestinal villi. Pulmonary alveoli.

Is that a five or a six?

Is that with or without the coupons?

Is this where you live?

Isn't this great, Jack?

Isn't this what you always wanted? A piece of Tuck Pendleton?

It all comes down to this.

It also makes me sneeze like crazy.

It couldn't possibly compare with what I've been through.

It doesn't matter how long it takes. Then we'll be back in business.

It gives her mouth this adorable pouty expression that's so sweet.

It just hurts me too much to be with you.

It looks like you're pretty hung up on the guy then, huh?

It simply reads the environment and makes the proper adjustments.

It sounded like Sunday supplement stuff to me then.

It sounds good.

It was just so strange. It was like...

It was the night we first met.

It will immobilize you for 15 minutes and in all probability

It worked.

It's a brave man who can kick back and party.

It's a dream.

It's because on account of my life sucking the way it does.

It's classified.

It's from The Exorcist.

It's hard for me to understand. But you just have to believe me

It's him. It's Putter.

It's just a little theistic hysteria, which is nothing.

It's much less suspicious if we have a suitcase.

It's not gonna be simple but there shouldn't be any surprises or...

It's our song I'm hearing. I'm hearing our song.

It's true, Jack. The whole shipment had worms.

It's you.

J. Putter, assistant manager.

Jack I don't want to alarm you,

Jack Putter to the rescue!

Jack, are you all right? We had a massive power surge.

Jack, are you feeling nervous?

Jack, come in.

Jack, do you read me? Come in!

Jack, do you see that truck?

Jack, excuse me, but I want you to factor this into your thinking:

Jack, glance around slowly so I can get a lay of the land.

Jack, knock him off your lap!

Jack, let the good times roll.

Jack, look, I've already told you.

Jack, please, sit down and relax. Catch your breath.

Jack, repeat to Lydia exactly what I say.

Jack, Scrimshaw is...

Jack, since you're not going on the cruise,

Jack, we have ourselves a little problem here.

Jack, what are you doing?

Jack, what are you doing?

Jack, what is going on? Your heart rate's going way down.

Jack, what is that loud clicking sound?

Jack, where the hell am I?

Jack, who are these people? Where are we?

Jack, you can't watch TV. We have to talk.

Jack, you did real good. Try and calm down.

Jack, you're asking the wrong guy.

Jack, you're generating too much electrical energy.

Jack, you're in luck, Cuban are the best.

Jack, your pulse rate, I'm going too fast!

JACK: (STAMMERING) I'm... f f f...

JACK: Oh, no.

JACK: What exactly are we doing here?

Jack!

Jack!

Jack!

Jack! Bring your knee up right now, kick him where it counts!

Jack! It's Wendy! My God, Jack!

Jack! Jack.

Jack! Oh!

Jack! You had me worried. I thought I'd lost you there, kid.

Jack?

Jack?

Jack?

Jack?

Jack?

Jack?

Jack? Jack.

Jack? You all right, Jack?

Jack.

Jack.

Jack.

Jack...

Jack...

Jack... my name is Lieutenant Tuck Pendleton.

Jack... you seem to be experiencing some sort of theistic hysteria.

Jack... you've always been like a son to me.

Jeez. Anything else, Duane?

Jump in the car, Jack!

Just a little further!

Just add it up, will you?

Just checking.

Just get me that chip!

Just in case he wakes up in a strange place.

Just one more thing, Lieutenant.

Just out of curiosity, who's your guy? Your pilot?

Just pay attention to your business there.

Just punch in and get to work at register five.

Just relax, Jack. Let's see what's going on in here.

Just sit down and I'll check into it.

Just sit down. Sit down.

Just standard farewell address. I know it by heart.

Just... just trust me.

Keep those stomach acids flowing, Jack!

Knock it off, Margaret. You're riding in the Subzero.

Lab? No, I work at Safeway.

Lady, all I got was an address, not a book of instructions.

Laser subsystem analysis, check.

Leave everything behind.

Legal counsel to reputed organized crime figures.

Let him go.

Let me get the suitcase out of the trunk.

Let me see.

Let me take care of him.

Let me tell you something about Tuck Pendleton.

Let, him...

Let's drive.

Let's face it, your regular office visits

Let's get him out of there!

Let's go buffalo gal.

Let's not, huh? All right?

Let's re enlarge.

Let's see. (GRUNTS)

Let's split this... no right scene.

Life support systems inoperative. Switch to manual.

Like a cigar?

Listen, don't run any red lights. Okay? Thanks a lot.

Listen, I've been thinking about something, and...

Listen, sweetie, I don't carry that kind of cash around with me.

Look at this thing.

Look, do you want to drive? I'm going as fast as I can.

Look, don't leave. You know you love me.

Look, first amaze me, then we'll talk funding.

Look, I know you're crazy about me. (LAUGHS)

Look, I think you owe this to me.

Look, Lieutenant, let's review this neuromuscular

Look, Lydia, you're just gonna have to trust me, okay?

Look, uh... Tuck's in trouble. He needs your help.

Look, you got something to say, why don't you say it.

Look... I just... I want one moment alone.

Lydia, I stubbed my toe on the cab when I kicked door.

LYDIA: Bless you, Jack.

LYDIA: Hey, hey!

LYDIA: Somebody call the police!

LYDIA: Yeah.

Lydia!

Lydia!

Lydia!

Lydia!

Lydia!

Lydia.

Lydia... Please, hear this. Please.

Lydia... will you look at me when I'm talking to you?

MAN ON PA: Activate Photon echo Memory system.

MAN ON PA: All personnel, we are now at priority level one.

MAN ON PA: All technicians report to the substation monitors.

MAN ON PA: Commencing PEM number one insertion.

MAN ON PA: Initiate hydroponics check.

MAN ON PA: Prepare for shield closure.

MAN: (FAINTLY) ...in that special fraternity

MAN: Hey, does anybody know where the head is around here?

MAN: Mr. Putter? Mr. Putter.

MAN: Okay, let's go.

Margaret, look what you've done to us.

MARGARET: Let's get out of here.

MARGARET: Mr. Igoe... stop him.

MARGARET: Oh, yes. He should be alive.

MARGARET: Put the girl in my office.

MARGARET: We'll use the chip we have to miniaturize Mr. Igoe.

Margaret.

May be a nice vacation. How does that sound?

Maybe it was "drink me".

Maybe it's one of these, look.

Maybe we can use him.

Microchip interlock complete.

Mild hypothermia.

Mind if I just dip into your suitcase?

Miniaturization, Jack!

Minus 20.

Minus ten.

Mirror, oh... What are we gonna do?

Mission control command, Do you read me?

Mm hm. And now I have a new one.

Mmm!

Move over, Picasso. Look at this.

Mr. Igoe will pilot the pod out, through a tear duct or a sweat gland.

Mr. Putter, if you please?

Mr. Putter, we...

Mr. Scrimshaw?

MRD sequence initiated.

Murnau...

Music, do you hear that?

My friend, we have been waiting for you.

Nam myoho renge kyo! Can you do it, Jack?

Nam myoho renge kyo! Nam myoho renge kyo

Never beg. Never beg!

Never mind that.

Never mind, it's none of your business.

Never mind.

Never mind.

Nice wedding.

NILES: He can't open the hatch!

NILES: We can make duplicates, of course.

Nine, eight, seven,

No booster left.

No excitement. Doctor's orders.

No wait, wait.

No, Alice in Wonderland. She drank something and became small.

No, besides it's humiliating being this small.

No, I don't buy that, Jack.

No, I just got up too fast, so I was a little dizzy.

No, I'm right, it's a five.

No, I'm sorry I didn't hear anything.

No!

No! Absolutely not until you tell me what's going on!

No! He'd sooner trust somebody with his life than with this car.

No! They're prototypes!

No.

No. Come on.

No. Oh, no.

No. You didn't do so bad. She's a tough cookie.

No. You know what's going on here. You read the note.

Nobody even noticed my cufflinks.

Nobody has the balls to use them. Am I right?

Not a pretty thought.

Not exclusively at first, at least for me...

Not mousse! Hair spray!

Not to worry, Putter. We know what we're doing.

Not yet. (EXHALES)

Nothing. Um...

Now hit him! Run!

Now I want to do the things I only write about.

Now it's talking about God.

Now open your mouth, come on.

Now, I want you to listen to me and I want you to listen good.

Now, what do we do to we save Pendleton?

Now, when he leaves the hotel, we go, too.

Nuclear weapons, Jack.

Obnoxious woman with bright orange hair.

Of all American hero types here tonight.

Of courageous men who risk life and limb to explore the stars,

Of his incredible tolerance for pain?

Officer, give me a hand. I know the Mayor.

Oh, come on.

Oh, for a while now.

Oh, God!

Oh, God!

Oh, God!

Oh, God!

Oh, great. Gonna have tetanus now.

Oh, I am in no shape to drive? That's really good, Tuck.

Oh, I came with her,

Oh, it's only two years savings, no big deal.

Oh, Jack...

Oh, Lydia! I'm a dad.

Oh, my God, cover your eyes.

Oh, my God, he's completely spaced out.

Oh, no, I'm inside a guy who likes game shows.

Oh, no, no, please. Give me a break.

Oh, no. She knows about the suitcase.

Oh, thank God! I can see!

Oh, that's great, doc!

Oh, the Cowboy is leaving.

Oh, Tuck always keeps a packed suitcase in the trunk,

Oh, yeah, I forgot.

Oh, yeah? I never trusted Pete Blanchard.

Oh, yes. How could I forgot? The sauce.

Oh, you knock it off!

Oh!

Oh! I knew it!

Oh! Ugh!

Oh! You've found it.

Oh.

Oh. Oh, yeah, right. Uh...

Oh...

Okay, buddy boy, here we go.

Okay, go to the mirror.

Okay, how?

Okay, Jack. Let's review.

Okay, Jack. Signing off.

Okay, Jack. This is it. The doors are unlocked.

Okay, pal, here's how I spell relief.

Okay, prepare PEM number one.

Okay, stand by. I need final confirmation from Biomed.

Okay, TC, do you confirm we're clear to proceed?

Okay.

Okay... Uh huh.

Once he takes over the pod and gets the chip...

Once Igoe's inside Putter and takes command of their pod,

One, zero.

One: I make love with my boots on.

Only the Controller is needed for miniaturization.

Open the hatch and breathe in all the air he needs.

Or PEMs as we call them, a controller and a remote.

Or what I'm going through.

Ouch.

Out from inside of you!

Ow!

Ow!

Oxygen depletion factor, six point...

Oxygen reserves at ten percent.

Ozzie, am I being punished?

Ozzie, I can't hear you. I hope to hell you can hear me.

Ozzie, if you can hear me,

Ozzie, what have you done to me?

Ozzie, what's the hell's going on out there?

OZZIE: Now, miniaturization is achieved

OZZIE: Open the pre feed to the hydroperc chamber.

Ozzie!

PEMS one and two functional.

Pendleton has a chance to screw it up.

PETE: Explain it to me then.

PETE: That is no problem.

Phase one: Optic Nerve Interface.

Phone repair.

Piece of cake. Where you going, man?

Play with it, pal, but don't talk to it.

Please give command code for environmental adjust.

Please I'm begging you for some aspirin!

Please, Cowboy, no more.

Please, join me.

Please.

Prepare to interface with host organism.

Press them. Try, try!

Primitive. Definitely primitive.

Psych yourself up, Jack!

Pull up the display on the photon densitometer.

Put it on. Keys are in the pocket. Car's out back.

Put your head back. Tell me about it.

Putter, don't be a puss, get in here!

Quickly.

Ready to inject subject.

Really?

Repeat. Repeat. Respond if you can hear me.

Right away! Here, give me that!

Right now I'm inside your lung, buddy

Right.

Right. He'll locate the pod, eliminate its pilot.

Right. We whet their appetites with what we got.

Save it for the Cowboy.

SCRIMSHAW: Come back here, you fool!

SCRIMSHAW: Press the green button, you fool. Hurry!

Secure all stations.

See that table in front of you with the motorcycle engine on top?

See yourself jumping from the truck, Jack!

See yourself opening the doors, Jack!

See, that proves it.

She deserves better. That's all.

She has the cutest little overbite, don't you think?

She says to me:

She's with me.

Shit, I spilled my drink.

Shit!

Shit!

Shit. (GROANS)

Shot your TV out, huh man?

Shouldn't I...? I think I need a...

Shouldn't the project be de classified?

Shouldn't the, um...

Since you kissed me.

Six, five, four, three,

Slap yourself in the face.

So everybody just calm down.

So much for the pleasantries. Now, let's get down to business.

So much for words.

So the woman with the orange hair says to me, real calm...

So there was a break in! How did Tuck...

So we could hear every move that he makes.

So what? All my pocket change is shrunk.

So when I'm all done I look at the total and it's way up over...

So, what do you think?

So...

Somebody hand me the ampli visor. Quick.

Somebody help me. I'm possessed!

Somebody like that.

Somebody! Get me some hair spray!

Someone had suddenly shoved

Something gets stolen maybe?

Sorry Mr. Wormwood, but you won't believe what happened.

Sorry, at the lab, they put this guy in. So just be careful.

Sorry, I don't... (EXCLAIMS)

Sorry, no, this is getting to be a little bit too much.

Sorry.

Sorry. I know it's hard to understand.

Stand by, Lieutenant, we'll have you inside Bugs in just a moment.

Stand by, Lieutenant.

Stand by.

Starts to ring up all the wrong prices.

State of the art.

Stay calm, Jack!

Stay here. Both of you.

Strange sounding names.

Submersible pod, modified with a performance enhanced

Superior gluteal vein to iliac vein,

Sure, after I check for nail files.

Sure.

Sure. (GRUNTING)

Surrounded by strangers in a strange room!

Suspected of black market arms dealing,

Switch to manual trajectory control.

Take a pull on this, pal!

Take care, big Jack.

Take him home with you.

Take it easy, Jack. It's all right. The nurse will get it.

Take the chip. Come on, don't freeze up on me.

Talk about frightening experiences. Have you ever tried slam dancing?

Talk about me?

Talk to me.

Tell your doctor that I'm in the tympanic...

Thank God! A doctor! Somebody'll understand.

Thank you.

Thanks for telling me.

Thanks, appreciate it.

Thanks, Craig.

Thanks, Pete.

Thanks.

That all?

That guy in the truck said his name was Scrimshaw, right?

That I will never get to see.

That is so unlike you.

That lady is signaling you.

That was part of the experiment.

That was the Cowboy.

That? That's just something else from Vector Scope that doesn't work.

That's a good one, eh, boys?

That's an exit, Jack. Come on, now, control it.

That's it, now tie that sucker tight. He's gonna squirm when he wakes up.

That's not good. You know it's coupon day.

That's not Oz. Who the hell is that?

That's right, Einstein.

That's the edge that everybody's been looking for.

That's the thing that I want from you. No pain.

That's the ticket.

That's thinking ahead, Niles.

That's why I want you there to see for yourself.

The air tanks.

The chip.

The Cowboy is in town and we don't have the other chip.

The Cowboy is meeting with Scrimshaw early this morning.

The Cowboy.

The Cowboy.

The Cowboy.

The experiment is bound to fail long before

The field of limb replacement.

The first chip only miniaturizes.

The gastric mucosa.

The green button, you fool!

The human sneeze has been clocked at over 100 mph.

The Jack Putter machine, zero defects.

The man does not sleep.

The most excitement I ever had, was the time I landed a crippled F 14

The nightmares still keeping you awake at night?

The red Mustang convertible. You see it? It's over there.

The stolen chip is useless without the one inside the pod,

The sudden change in the cabin pressure

The Tuck Pendleton machine, zero defects.

The way you tell it, I wouldn't believe you either.

Then inject him into Putter.

Then who's in the bathroom?

Then, if you're interested, the project's yours.

There is nothing like a good cigar, eh, partner?

There it is.

There, now look at the Cowboy.

There's 500 horses underneath this baby, okay?

There's a phone, thank God.

There's not a lot of time for explanations.

There's the chip. There it is. Go. Go! Go!

These should have been on my desk a week ago.

They are gonna give him the microchip.

They are picking him up at the hotel.

They have proven themselves to be worthy of the appellation...

They mean nothing. Everybody's got 'em.

They're coming.

They're preparing the lab now. Igoe's already on his way.

Think pollen, think ragweed think...

Think we'll make it to Vector Scope in time?

This can't be.

This guy's definitely not operating on all eight cylinders, Jack.

This is a doctor?

This is a Taser gun, deploying a charge of 20,000 volts.

This is done because we have such high efficiency...

This is Jack.

This is so exciting! Oh!

This is Tuck Pendleton's car, does he know you have this car?

This was a 50 milliwatt unit originally,

This won't hurt a bit, Jack.

Through their strength of character, their fortitude,

Thrusters inoperative.

To inferior vena cava past right atrium,

To Ozzie.

To see if a miniaturized human could make

To superior vena cava to jugular vein to optic chiasma.

Tonight we are paying tribute to a breed of men...

Too close? What's this? Is this good?

Try a vowel.

Tuck used to say he did the things that I only write about.

Tuck, what's going on?

TUCK: (SIGHS) What the hell, you might as well tell her.

TUCK: All right, here we go.

TUCK: Come on, what are you waiting for? Tell him!

TUCK: Don't let her go. It's not safe.

TUCK: Don't trust him. He's not a messenger.

TUCK: Gut reaction. Get out. Get out right now!

TUCK: I can see!

TUCK: I'm in here inside you! Inside your body!

TUCK: I'm not out there. I'm in here.

TUCK: Jack, can you hear me now? I'm back.

TUCK: Jack, jump in the car!

TUCK: Look, pal, we have to talk.

TUCK: Oh, yeah.

TUCK: Ozzie.

TUCK: That's my car! It's Lydia!

TUCK: That's one hell of a pump you got there, Jack.

TUCK: Would you talk to me, please?

Tuck?

Turbo thruster one, disabled.

Turbo thrusters at maximum.

Twenty three hundred.

Two, one.

Uh, better not, Lydia.

Uh, yes... I've been sick.

Uh... (NERVOUS CHUCKLE)

Uh... Eh... It's complicated.

Uh... I find that Tuck tends to be

Uh... It doesn't really matter.

Uh... sure, go ahead.

Uh... Um... I...

Uh... we are using an experimental

Uh... why do you think that?

Uh... yeah.

Um... (CLEARS THROAT)

Um... speaking of which, we seem to have a rather...

Um... still rolling? Great!

Unfortunately it was taken from Vector Scope labs this morning.

Up! Up! Up! That's it! Let's go!

Use it.

Use the clutch! It's a five speed stick!

Use your credit card, Victor. You do have one don't you?

Very long. Less than a day.

Very well.

Wait a minute.

Wait, wait, let's just wait a second.

Wait! Whoa!

Warning. Cardiovascular threshold exceeded.

Warning. Pressurization imbalance.

Was gunned down this morning in a shopping mall.

Was to flay the skin off your body with brands of fire.

Watch your driving, Jack. What's going on?

Way to go, Jack! (LAUGHING)

We are a nation with a tradition of heroism.

We be cool.

We don't have time for this. (EXCLAIMS)

We had dinner and talked until three in the morning.

We have one in our possession at the moment

We need a certain microchip to get him back.

We need him alive.

We need that syringe.

We only have until nine o'clock tomorrow morning.

We sure made a hell of a team, didn't we?

We're checking in.

We're getting there, Jack!

We're going to do everything possible to get you out of this... civilian.

We're gonna jump on the car, Jack.

We're not the only ones working towards miniaturization.

We've got dizziness we've got headaches.

We've got nausea, we've got shortness of breath,

We've got to get out of here.

Welcome home, Lieutenant.

Welcome. Come in. Sit down. Join us.

Well then, take one.

Well, a nephew, anyway.

Well, as long as it isn't too exciting.

Well, better your toe than your heart.

Well, come on, boys!

Well, damn if we're not balls to the wall

Well, I really I think that we should try dating.

Well, I started to hyperventilate. This usually does the trick.

Well, I'm at the market, working one of the registers.

Well, let's not do it then.

Well, that's his trouble. It's not mine. Nothing I can do.

Well, the medieval remedy

Well, we're very close, actually.

Well, you're home free now.

Well?

Well?

Well?

Well...

Wendy, I'm not a part of your life.

Wendy, not a chance.

What are you deaf? Tell him!

What are you doing in there?

What are you talking about?

What country will control miniaturization?

What do you mean, "somehow"? How?

What do you think you're doing?

What exactly is the deal between you two, anyway?

What experiment?

What happened to your hair?

What have you done, Jack? What have you done?

What is this?

What the hell are these things? Fat cells?

What the hell is going on out there?

What the hell you look like from the outside.

What the hell's going... Doesn't anything work?

What the hell's that? Ozzie?

What you need is rest and relaxation.

What?

What?

What're you waiting on?

What's so bad about being small?

What's the matter?

What's this thing?

What's up, Lydia?

When people get murdered, that's when we'll put it in Metro.

When things are at their darkest, pal,

Where are we, some kind of a meat locker?

Where are you, you little weasel?

Where did you get that rash?

Where is a guy supposed to take a leak around here?

Where is it?

Where yours should've been a long time ago.

Where's the lab technicians?

Where's the lab?

Which has been increased to 600 milliwatts...

Which he then sells overseas to the highest bidder.

Who are we waiting for?

Who are you? What's your name?

Who do you think introduced Velcro to the Persian Gulf?

Who was that?

Who will have that edge, Jack?

Who's the Cowboy?

Who's the Cowboy?

Whoa, Jack!

Whoo!

Why are you just standing there? Will you help?

Why can't we tell her the truth? She might even believe us.

Why chance that?

Why did you choose Pendleton?

Why didn't you tell me?

Why don't you get yourself a new act, Pendleton, you're a disgrace.

Why don't you stop by the office next week,

Why, his stoicism is legendary.

Will it hurt?

Will render you unconscious as well, so I would let go of that man!

Will you talk to me? What am I, chopped liver around here?

With a stubborn nose gear on the deck of a rolling flattop in zero visibility.

With this teeny, tiny human skeleton at the helm.

WOMAN ON PA: Minus 30.

WOMAN ON PA: Minus 40.

WOMAN ON PA: Pod lockdown and rotation complete.

WOMAN ON PA: Prepare for pod access.

WOMAN ON PA: Sequence completed.

WOMAN ON PA: Synchronize life support system.

WOMAN: Biomed complete.

Women... love me.

Would be a 60 kilowatt unit.

Would cause the pod to explode like a balloon.

Would I be in a doctor's office if I was feeling all right?

Would you bring up the biomed on the specimen, please.

Would you excuse me for one second? I'll be right back.

Yeah, ain't it great? I call it user friendly.

Yeah, got it.

Yeah, I read the note.

Yeah, I'll go in and see for myself. I'm not stupid.

Yeah, they say he has Jimmy Hoffa's watch in his desk as a souvenir.

Yeah, well, maybe that's the reason and maybe not.

Yeah, well. She's a beautiful tough cookie.

Yeah, yeah, right.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Right.

Yes, he can.

Yes, my sister.

Yes, well... Miniaturization works on a dual chip system.

Yes! Yes!

Yes. And I can talk to him.

Yet somehow he always keeps his nose clean.

You are seeing parts of my body...

You better get some ice on that.

You better, you two faced son of a bitch.

You build your duplicates.

You can do it!

You didn't hear that then?

You do now, because I can't have a drink unless you have a drink.

You do understand,

You don't have to be small forever.

You don't work at the lab, do you?

You get to test out these babies.

You go home and start your vacation today.

You gotta call the police and tell them

You have changed, you're different.

You haven't forgotten the last time we saw each other, have you?

You haven't heard the last of this.

You heard the guy, my air supply is running out.

You hold it.

You insignificant little pip squeak, I'm in charge!

You just digested the bad guy.

You just remind me of a time when Tuck wore this jacket.

You know I can't tell you that.

You know Jack, sitting here, freezing as we are,

You know that I'm more than your doctor. I'm your friend.

You know what she sees in you, Jack? She sees me.

You know what? We're going to need a lot more help.

You know what's weird?

You know, Cowboy, I don't know what is, but there's something about you.

You know, you're a lucky guy, going on a cruise.

You leave me no choice.

You mean someone like this?

You mean to tell me that he can actually talk to you?

You might know him. Pendleton. Tuck Pendleton.

You mind satisfying my curiosity on that point?

You ought to try it with a girl sometime.

You resigned your commission to study rabbits?

You saw a tumor? How big?

You see Outlaw Josey Wales? What a flick.

You see that I'm real. You do believe me now, don't you?

You stand up now, Jack.

You talking to him right now?

You think she goes for you, don't you, pal?

You threw in with a bunch of eggheads who don't know squat about security.

You were doing that article about me, and...

You, son of a... (GRUNTING)

You're a lucky guy.

You're better, you're stronger. You're a man in control of destiny!

You're coming apart at the seams.

You're freezing?

You're gonna wind up with this miniaturized submersible pod

You're in no shape to drive, Lydia.

You're not getting nervous, are you?

You're not going to bag groceries all your life, are you, Jack?

You're not the same man you were this morning, are you Jack?

You're one of my favorite patients.

You're probably the only person at the supermarket I haven't slept with.

You're scaring me, Jack.

You're wearing Tuck's jacket. Why are you wearing...?

You've got a great future in retail food marketing.

Young lady, you are in over your head.

Zero nine five. All personnel to the station, please.

600 milliwatts, which in terms of spatial equivalency

(BUZZER RINGS ON TV) Ohh...

(CLEARS THROAT) Smoking. Hmm? Mm.

(DOOR WHIRRING) Certainly not.

(GASPS) (SPOON CLATTERS)

(HORN HONKING) (BOTH YELLING)

(HORN HONKING) (YELLING)

(HYPERVENTILATING) Jack. Jack you're becoming unglued.

(JACK HICCUPS) Are you drunk?

(KNOCKING ON DOOR) So far more than the police.

(LOUD MUSIC DISTORTING) (YELPS)

(LYDIA SCREAMING) Get closer!

(LYDIA SCREAMS) What?

(SCREAMS) Hold it!

(SLAPPING BACK) (GRUNTS)

(WHIMPERING) Oh, no. Get a hold of yourself, Jack.

(YELLING) Restrain him!

(ZAPPING LOUDLY) Laser pre light activated.

♪ Straight to your lover's heart ♪ Don't.

A bottle of Southern Comfort? Yeah, it's here.

Aah! Stop this car!

Ah. Don't you remember?

Ahh! (SCREAMS)

All big men have credit cards. Yeah, yeah.

All right! We're on our way to Vector Scope.

All right? Yes.

All right. I'm with him!

All... What? They put someone inside to get you.

And optoelectrical station three. MAN ON PA: Three check.

And the MRD. Entry point plotted.

And what about Pendleton? We can't save him. That's too bad.

and... and trust me. Jack?

any more than you do. Oh, yeah? Why not?

Are we okay? If it's the right program.

Are you Jack Potter? Putter.

Are you talking to me? No.

Aren't you riding in the limo? No, go ahead.

Better than what? Better than you.

But not by nine tomorrow morning. What happens at nine o' clock?

But you have to do something for me. Anything. Let's just go.

Can I help you, fellows? Phone repair.

Can we go now, please? Lydia!

Can you do it? Sneeze, why?

Can you drive? Is your head clear? Yes, yes.

Can you see me Lieutenant Pendleton? Yeah, I can see you.

Centrifuge activated. We need some goggles here.

Chip! He's got the chip.

COMPUTER: Acidity level increased. That's it, Jack.

COMPUTER: Primary coil overload. Fire! Fire!

Congratulations. Thanks man, thanks a lot.

Did you hear that? Hear what?

Do not enter heart. Back, baby. Back, baby.

Do you hear that? Hear what?

Do you think we're close friends? TUCK: God, I hope not.

Doc, this is a guy, not a bunny. But the computer doesn't know that.

Don't have to talk. TUCK: Yes, we do.

Drop it! Oh!

Everybody into the miniaturizer! (GUNSHOT)

Excuse me. Lydia.

Get some help. Somebody call security.

Get the picture? Oh.

Get your hands off my jacket! Here!

Go ahead! Activate centrifuge.

Good luck, Lieutenant. Thank you.

Good point, Cowboy. Thank you.

Good point, Jack. Thank you.

Good thinking, Jack. SCRIMSHAW: Have some champagne.

Hairspray. Hairspray?

Have to talk. Not unless you want to.

He had the right qualifications. Such as?

He is. Who is?

He'll never find it. The man's a high school graduate.

He's back! Let's go.

He's in the lung! Which lung?

Hello, Cowboy. (MIMICKING COWBOY) Howdy.

Hey, Cowboy. Howdy, big Jack.

Hey, I can hear them. TUCK: I know. Shut up and listen.

Hey! There she is! Where?

Him. Who?

His what? His ability to withstand pain.

His what? His what?

How did you get involved in this? Me? Uh... It's a long story.

How did you get Jack's hair? I'm not too sure about that one.

How do I look? Like shit.

How we doing? We have the chip.

How's this? A little too close, Jack.

I bet it ain't even loaded. Oh, yeah?

I can see it! No, not yet!

I can't breathe in here. Shut up, Margaret.

I can't hold the balance! (RAPID BREATHING)

I don't live here. One nighter?

I hear it now. Okay, okay, take it easy, Jack.

I hope they're not claustrophobic. Come on, Jack, come on.

I know it's hard to believe... Hard? Try impossible.

I learned the ways of the Eskimo... This is your moment, Jack.

I need some aspirin. What?

I said, stop this car! Ow!

I was a young man then... Come on.

I'm from Cook Travel Agency. Oh.

I'm gonna alter your face. My face?

I'm in a hurry. Yes, you are.

I'm Jack. No! You get away from me!

I'm right inside your ear. It's happening right now.

I'm still shaking. What happened?

I'm trying to get in the car! (LYDIA SCREAMS)

I've got the chip The chip. You've got it?

Idi Amin's barbecue. (BOTH LAUGHING)

If that is who you are. Uh oh.

Igoe! (MUSIC BLASTING IN HEADPHONES)

Igoe? No!

Inside you? Watch your driving! (HORN HONKING)

Is he here now? On his way.

Is that you? Yeah, that's me.

It was only a joke. (GIBBERING)

It's a dream. What?

It's difficult to know... Who has him?

Jack, we have to talk. (PANTING) No!

Jack! Jack?

Jack! What?

Jack! Pay attention! Oh, good. This is a good one.

Jack? Oh, my God.

Jack. It knows my name.

Jack... (PANTING)

Kiss me again. Huh?

Let me talk to you outside. Yeah. Uh...

Let's go, Jack. You got the chip? I can't reach it.

Lieutenant, do you read me? Rock and roll.

Listen! What?

Look at you. Yeah, look at me.

Lydia, shut up and listen. Lydia, shut up and listen.

LYDIA: Tuck's being held for ransom? (LOUD SWALLOWING)

LYDIA: We're waiting for someone. Oh.

Lydia... Lydia...

MARGARET: The green button. Dr. Canker?

MARGARET: The police. SCRIMSHAW: Who called the police?

Margaret? Ozzie.

Men. Mr. Scrimshaw is waiting.

Mr. Putter. No.

NILES: (LOUD) I've been trying to... JACK: Ahh!

No pain. What?

No, no. No, we... Then where is he?

No, we don't. Don't what?

No! No, What?

No. What?

Nobody saw who did it. What do you know about him?

Not fair. What is?

Nothing works. This one.

Nothing's happening. Try the green button.

of your nerves and muscles. What's that mean?

Oh, coffee. Great, thank you. I got it down the hall.

Oh! (LAUGHING)

Oh! (TRAY CLATTERING)

Oh... That's good. (CHUCKLING)

Okay, no pain. Thank you.

Okay, now what do we do? I'll tell you what we'll do.

Okay! How does it feel? It feels good.

Okay. All right.

Or was it the other way around? I don't know.

PETE: Lydia! Pete!

Pick one. You pick one.

Pull over! I am.

Putter. This yours? Uh, yes.

RABBIT: Now take it easy. That's good advice.

Rabbits? Yeah, wabbits.

Really? Mm hm.

Recover the stolen chip. Don't you have duplicates?

SCRIMSHAW: We're in here. Who's in there?

SCRIMSHAW: Where's my Subzero? MARGARET: Oh, just get in the car.

Shut up, get back in your cab! Shut up, just shut up!

Since when? ...since Scrimshaw's cellar.

So that's where you were. Huh?

Sober yet? One more time.

Sorry, I'm sorry. Jack, you're late.

Station two. WOMAN ON PA: Two check.

Stupid little feet! Ow!

Take what they got. Fine. I take what your got.

Taking your roommate? I don't have a roommate.

Talk to me. TWA flight 607,

Thank you very much. You're welcome.

That much? Yes.

That's good. Nine o'clock tomorrow morning?

That's what went wrong. Thanks for the hot tip.

The chip. The chip. Who has the chip?

The Cowboy? Who's the Cowboy?

The miniaturization experiment. No.

Then we don't have to do anything. What do you mean?

This afternoon, Jack. Thank you, sir.

Tuck is inside you? Yes!

Tuck says, "Thank you." Yeah.

TUCK: Find it? Yeah.

TUCK: Hurry up! I am hurrying up, okay?

Tuck! Yeah?

Tuck? Uh huh?

Tweezers, has somebody got some? Tweezers!

Uh, I'm sorry, I gotta go. Call me later?

Uh, you tell me. Almost six years.

Uh... TUCK: Grab it! Grab it!

Uh... Yes, hold on, yes. Yeah.

Wait until it stops! (YELLING)

Wanna sign on number 12. Okay.

Want to open wide, there? Yeah.

We do? Do what?

we're gonna be back together again No, we won't!

well, it's probably benign, but... A tumor?

Well, look at you! I'm going in before we lose him.

Well... I'll tell you what went wrong.

Wendy! Look at you!

Wendy. Hi.

What are these switches? I don't know.

What did you do to him? Who?

What do you mean, let's not...? Ozzie, who's nervous now?

What do you think I'm doing? Get in the car!

What do you think you're doing? Uh...

What if he just stays in? No, he won't.

What is all this? Something new I'm involved in.

What is going on here? You got any bags?

What? Tuck's in me.

What? Your face. Slap it.

What's that supposed to mean? Nothing. I just hate this.

What's the big deal? Things are different now, Tuck.

Where are they keeping him? JACK: Where?

Where are you going? I'm leaving.

Where have you been? Never mind. Let's get to the lab.

Where is he? He's in my lung.

Where were you? Next door waiting for you.

While it's still in Mr. Putter? Why not?

Who, me? TUCK: It works. I can hear you!

Why? I just realized I don't know

Will you give me a leg up? Every man for himself.

Yeah, I made the drop. (WHISPERING) How do you know?

Yeah, I read the note. Good, nice clean break.

Yeah? Empty.

Yeah. Check the cylinder.

Yeah. Those were memorable times.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yes, really! Yes, really.

Yes! Mm?

Yes. Smell this. Go on, smell it.

You can't reach it? I can't reach the chip.

You know? Yeah.

You see her? Yeah.

You see that door? Yeah.

You should have paid attention! I was strapped to a table.

You're late. I know.

You're okay? You're not shaky? Now I'm fine.

...explain to you exactly what's going on.

...much younger than yourself. But twice as big.

...who are with us here tonight...

"Eat me." "Drink me?"

"Espionage in Silicon Valley."

"I don't carry that kind of cash around on me, sweetie."

"Please wait. Environmental adjust required."

"Space," you say. Space is a flop.

"The Buying and Selling of Advanced Technology."

"Will you take this instead?"

(♪ ROD STEWART: "TWISTING THE NIGHT AWAY")

(♪ SAM COOKE: "CUPID")

(♪ SAM COOKE: "TWISTING THE NIGHT AWAY")

(AIR HISSING)

(ALARM BUZZING)

(ALL CHEERING)

(ALL SCREAMING)

(ALL SCREAMING)

(ALL SHOUTING)

(APPLAUSE)

(ATTACHMENT CLICKS)

(BEEPING)

(BEEPING)

(BELCHES)

(BELL DINGS)

(BELLS TOLLING)

(BLOWS)

(BOTH LAUGHING)

(BOTH LAUGHING)

(BOTH YELLING)

(CACKLING)

(CAMERA CLICKING)

(CENTRIFUGE POWERING DOWN)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES)

(CHUCKLES) Good news, Jack.

(CHUCKLES) He's the only one we could find who was crazy enough to do it.

(CHUCKLES) Just like Elvis.

(CHUCKLES) Well, I certainly envy you.

(CHUCKLING)

(CHUCKLING) Did you see that?

(CIGARETTE SIZZLES)

(CLEARS THROAT)

(CONTINUES, INDISTINCT)

(COUGHING)

(COUGHING)

(COWBOY HUMMING)

(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

(DART FIRES)

(DEEP HUMMING)

(DEEP RUMBLING)

(DISTANT SIRENS APPROACHING)

(DOG BARKING)

(ELECTRICAL CHARGE BLASTS)

(ELEVATOR DINGS)

(English US SDH)

(EXCLAIMS)

(EXCLAIMS) I'm blind! Oh, God!

(EXHALING) Oh! Klahoma! Taya!

(GAGGING)

(GAGGING)

(GASPING FOR BREATH)

(GASPING)

(GASPS)

(GASPS)

(GASPS) There he is, perfect timing.

(GIBBERING CONTINUES)

(GIBBERING)

(GIGGLING)

(GROANING)

(GROANING)

(GROANS)

(GROWLING WITH PLEASURE)

(GROWLING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GULLS SQUAWKING)

(GUN CLICKS)

(GUNSHOT)

(HEART POUNDING)

(HEARTBEAT CONTINUES)

(HISSING)

(HISSING)

(HONKS HORN)

(HORN BLASTING)

(HORN HONKING)

(HORN HONKING)

(HORNS HONKING)

(IMPACT REVERBERATES)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(INHALING)

(JACK MOANING) I'm... freezing.

(JACK WHEEZING)

(KNOCKING CONTINUES)

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

(LAUGHING SOFTLY)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING) And he's playing... He's playing our song!

(LAUGHING) Jack, I love you!

(LAUGHING) No. No.

(LOCK BUZZES)

(LOCK DISENGAGES)

(LOUD BUZZING)

(LOUD CLATTERING)

(LOUD RUMBLING)

(LOUD ZAPPING)

(MAN MURMURING TO HIMSELF)

(MEN FIGHTING IN BACKGROUND)

(MUSIC CONTINUES LOUDLY)

(MUSIC ENDS)

(NERVOUS LAUGH)

(NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE)

(OZZIE CONTINUES, INDISTINCT)

(PANTING)

(PANTING)

(PANTING)

(PANTING) Tuck, help me, make me strong.

(PEOPLE CHEERING)

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

(PEOPLE YELLING)

(PLAYING OFF KEY MELODY)

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

(RUMBLING FADES)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMS)

(SERVOS WHIRRING)

(SHIVERING)

(SHOUTING)

(SHOUTS ECHOING)

(SHRIEKING)

(SHRIEKS, SCREAMING)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS) Damn this traffic. We're gonna be late.

(SILENTLY MOUTHS LYRICS)

(SIREN WAILING)

(SIZZLING)

(SNEEZES LOUDLY)

(SPLUTTERING)

(STAMMERING) What's wrong, Jack? Let me see.

(TAPPING REGISTER KEYS)

(TEETH CHATTERING)

(THUDS ONTO THE FLOOR)

(TIRES SCREECHING)

(TIRES SCREECHING)

(TIRES SCREECHING)

(TIRES SCREECHING)

(TIRES SCREECHING)

(TIRES SCREECHING)

(TUCK BLOWING INTO MICROPHONE)

(VIBRATOR BUZZING)

(VOICE CONTINUES OVER RADIO)

(VOICES BLURRING, DISTORTING)

(WHEEZING)

(WHIRRING)

(WHISPERING) Syringe...

(WHISPERS INAUDIBLY)

(WHOOPING)

(WOMAN SCREAMS)

(YELLING)

(YELLING)

(YELLING)

(YELLING)

(YELLING)

(YELLING)

(YELLS)

(YELLS)

(YELLS)

(ZAPPING)

♪ ("CUPID" RESUMES PLAYING) ♪

♪ (MUZAK PLAYING SOFTLY) ♪

♪ (SAM COOKE: "CUPID" PLAYS ON STEREO) ♪

♪ And I'm not supposed to start learning how ♪

♪ And my face not tan ♪

♪ But my leg's not bowed ♪

♪ Can't rope a steer 'cause I don't know how ♪

♪ For me ♪

♪ From the Rio Grande. ♪

♪ I'm a cowboy who's never seen a cow ♪

♪ I'm an old cowhand ♪

♪ Yippee ay yo, kay yay ♪