The Bad Guys Edit

A big one.

A chance to show the world

A code kept safe and secure

A deal's a deal.

A drink for the pretty lady?

A giant butt.

A good person always pays attention

A guinea pig?

A la la la la. Can't hear you.

A little cute for my taste.

A place where some people are scary

A special key card that is carried

A wolf and a fox are not so different.

About cutting us loose.

Acrobatic Swiss Army knife.

Act like a jerk and never talk to you again?

Actually, the Crimson Paw was never arrested.

Affirmative. I'm a clean, mean, Dolphin stealing machine.

After all, you're such a good boy.

After the gala, I knew something wasn't right,

Agree to disagree.

Ah, I'm just kidding.

Ah, wordplay.

Ah, you're just jealous

Ah! Ooh! Don't eat me!

Ah.

All because of I can't even believe I'm saying this

All because of the Bad Guys.

All being poked and prodded by sadistic scientists.

All eyes will be on you tonight, not me.

All good, brother?

All I saw in the end was the tricky fox

All of that kick kick punch punch?

All our stuff?

All right, but what do I need wishes for?

All right, guys, let's, uh... let's mingle.

All right, guys, this is the big one.

All right, okay, okay.

All right, Piranha, you're up.

All right, that's it.

All right, you're right. Forget it.

All right.

All righty, Marmalade.

All the classic signs of a crew in decline.

ALL: Diane?

ALL: Huh?

ALL: Oh!

ALL: Robbery.

ALL: The Golden Dolphin.

Also, not really your color.

Am I happy to see you. (sighs)

And a clear escape route.

And after that, he only swam in a circle.

And all stereotypes have been affirmed.

And all will be forgiven.

And and why would a guinea pig want a meteorite anyway?

And blow this little piggy's heist down.

And by the time they realize what happened...

And guarded by an elite special ops unit

And I can see it from tip to tail.

And I was just cheering him up.

And I will not hesitate to take you down with me.

And I, Tiffany Fluffit, am first on the scene.

And if it were, it would really be more of a tie.

And my tail wagged, and I didn't know what it was,

And now it is my honor to award Professor Marmalade

And now the moment we've all been waiting for.

And now, please join me in welcoming to the stage...

And other worthy causes across the city.

And over here is Ms. Tarantula,

And roll out scot free with...

And set up an intricate system

And some people are scared.

And someday your friends, if they're real friends,

And thanks to you, Marmalade,

And that's when I discovered law enforcement.

And that's why my Gala for Goodness

And then the moment they let their guard down...

And then we roll into the gala as Good Guys

And they always will.

And they are wrong.

And those are holes that no amount of cash

And us, your lifelong friends?

And we'll have exactly four seconds to make our move.

And welcome to the first day of the rest of your best life.

And what could be more positive

And when I say "Marmalade," lights go out,

And when you're good, you're loved.

And yet, you still fell right into my trap.

And you feel that tingle of positivity

And you meet a genie.

And you need us!

And you've brought along the governor.

And your point is?

And, frankly, unoriginal capers

ANNOUNCER: ...president of the committee,

ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen,

Anticipate their next move?

Any second.

Any thoughts on how the Bad Guys managed

Anyhoo, looks like, yet again,

Apex predator of a thousand faces.

Are really just second rate has beens.

Are the most diabolical criminals of our time.

Are you kidding me?

Are you okay, ma'am?

Arrest them!

Arrest them!

As a matter of fact,

As for the sculpture, I think it's about perspective.

As if those poor rodents

As long as it's all part of the plan.

As second only to Mother Teresa.

As the greatest criminals of all time.

As you know, my Gala for Goodness,

As you know, my Gala for Goodness...

As you know, the money raised tonight

Assault with a deadly reptile?

At least he sees the world for what it is:

At least it's comfy.

At the end of the hall, ma'am.

At the Museum of Fine Arts,

AUTOMATED VOICE: Identity verified.

Avoiding you?

Aw.

Back in the museum, I just tried to steal an old lady's purse.

Back to my compound for safekeeping.

Bad Guys acting good?

Bad guys bad, good guys good.

Basically walking garbage.

Because of that little tiff back there?

Because you're the perfect patsies.

Because, you see,

Behind a three foot thick steel door.

Behind their amateurish antics

Being good just feels so good.

Believe it or not, I'm rooting for you, Wolf.

Besides, we've got a good thing going here.

Besides, you'll never get him.

Best thing is to just throw us in jail

Betrayal, a meteor, mind control.

Better than cake.

Between a skunk and a guinea pig.

Between your friends or the good life.

Big and fancy.

Bingo.

Birthdays are a constant reminder that out there

Birthdays should be chill.

Blurred their satellite imaging system,

BOTH: Marmalade.

BOTH: We have to steal the meteorite.

Boys, it's Dolphin season.

Break out the umbrellas, because it's raining money.

Bringing... bringing it back.

But at some point, you're going to have to choose

But can we do this later?

But even in tragedy, Professor Marmalade,

But he better be delicious.

But he's our Mr. Grumpy Pants.

But how can we say they're hopeless

But how did you know we'd even be here?

But how do you know how to do

But I have to say, I'm a little disappointed.

But I hope you still have time for a catch with your old man.

But I love a little scratch

But I never thought you'd actually do it, man.

But if that's a lamp, where is the...

But if the plan were ever to change,

But in the end, it's the same old story.

But inside, there's a flower

But it doesn't matter.

But it felt, uh, you know... good.

But it was my idea.

But nothing compares to having the one guy...

But now that I think of it, maybe it would be better

But only because it's you, Professor.

But only because you made him have it.

But out of all the people in the world,

But please be subtle.

But then you stole the purse.

But this is a heist for good,

But this time it's actually true.

But this was stolen by the...

But to do what?

But we can all agree that there is a flower of goodness

But we did steal a lot of other things.

But we're so good at it.

But we've changed.

But what everyone is really buzzing about

But when you're born us, you don't exactly win

But Wolfie here really clinched it.

But you set us up.

But you're the governor. Couldn't you just ask?

But you're too proud

But, I mean, come on, everybody loves birthdays.

But...

By a tiny rodent.

By our dear friend, the chief of police.

By the Crimson Paw.

By the power vested in me, it is a pleasure

Can I get a picture for my kids?

Can I try it on?

Can we get a check, please, when you get a chance?

Check your system preferences.

CHIEF (chuckles): That is it.

Chief, do what you need to do.

Chief, may I do the honors?

CHIEF: Hold on.

CHIEF: Wait a second.

Chief! It's...

Chief. You want some cake?

Come on, guys.

Come on, guys. Let's get out of here.

Come on, it's your birthday.

Come on, kitty.

Come on, man, that's what we do.

Come on, man. Now you gonna make me get all aggressive.

Come on, open up.

Come on, somebody had to destroy that meteorite.

Come on, what have you got to lose?

Come on, when people look up "bad" in the dictionary,

Come on, you can't prove that.

Consider it dropped. It's dropped.

Controlled by a randomly generated five digit code,

Copy that. I'm on the move.

Copy that. Shark, you're up.

Crazy is what I bring to the party, chico.

Crazy? You're finally speaking my language, chico.

Crude disguises, compulsive showboating.

Cuddles, finish them.

Cuddles!

Dad?

DIANE: (gasps) His charity fundraiser.

DIANE: Mr. Wolf.

DIANE: Not everyone gets a second chance.

DIANE: So, can we just forget about...

DIANE: The meteorite.

DIANE: This experiment is over.

DIANE: Trespassing, burglary, mayhem,

DIANE: Uh... okay.

Diane.

Diane. Yeah, what a surprise.

Diane...

Did I say too much?

Did you see their last job?

Dig that.

Do I wish people didn't see us as monsters?

Do it, or you'll lose the rock.

Do not Clooney me, Wolf.

Do they see a sweet, adorable guinea pig?

Do what you need to do, pal.

Do you guys think they'll throw us a party?

Do you know how beautiful this is, you guys?

Does he know what a butt is?

Does that sound familiar to you, Wolf?

Don't breathe it in.

Don't do it for them. Do it for you.

Don't tell anyone,

Don't want to be a Bad Guy anymore, huh?

Done. Finito.

Drink it in.

Eat it, WPSST!

Eating it?

Eh. I don't think it'll be that hard.

Eight legs, eight times the cardio.

Emotional emptiness.

Enjoy your evening, Mr. Ambassador.

Even if by some miracle we did change,

Even trash can be recycled into something beautiful.

Everyone say, "Robbery."

Everyone, everyone, uh, please don't panic.

Exactly.

Excuse me, Madam Governor.

Fast, fearless, inventive.

Faster, faster, my little pigs.

Fed the hungry and saved countless pandas.

Feels like I got a rhythm section in my fin.

Fine.

First impressions and all.

Floor it!

For the rest of our hopeless lives.

For the well being of all of us.

Friends, freedom, and just look at this loot.

Friends, meet the Good Guys!

From cementing their legacy.

From Professor Marmalade's Gala for Goodness,

From right under her whiskers?

Furthermore, for the good of the city,

Get it, queen!

Get that thing out of my face before I...

Get them!

Get them!

Get your hands off of me! (screams)

Getting all cozy with Marmalade.

Give it up for me!

Go bad...

Go bad...

Good boy, Wolf.

Good luck out there.

Good morning, students of goodness.

Good training it was all to get us here,

Good? It was genius.

Got to hand it to you, buddy.

Governor Diane Foxington.

Governor Foxington is the only one

Great! Push Pop just for me!

Grounded their chopper.

GUARD: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

GUARD: Run!

Guilty until proven innocent.

Guinea pig, huh?

Guinea pig.

Guinea pigs, you say?

Gutless? I'm gutless?

Guys, calm down. I'm on it.

Guys, guys, stop it. We're on TV.

Guys, I know it's crazy, but we're gonna jump it.

Guys, what do we do now?

Guys, who's up for another job?

Guys?

Guys?

Ha! How could you know that?

Happy birthday, Mr. Grumpy Pants.

Has come to a simple and totally satisfying conclusion.

Has he been meditating?

Has made them an overnight viral sensation.

Haven't been through enough already.

He did what he does so well.

He made us look at things differently.

He might be a Mr. Grumpy Pants...

He's a loose cannon with a short fuse,

He's also my best bud.

He's bringing the meteorite back.

He's gone rogue.

He's gonna steal the money raised in his own name?

He's playing you.

He's too good a driver.

Hello? Checkity check check.

Help has arrived.

Here, here. Take it.

Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.

Here. Here.

Here. Take it.

Hermano.

Hey there, son.

Hey, buddy.

Hey, chico, are you sure we stopped the heist?

Hey, did you get hit on the head?

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Hey, hey, let's dial this down a notch, huh?

Hey, hey. (grunts)

Hey, look. It's a cat stuck in a tree.

Hey, man. How you been? I haven't seen you in...

Hey, Webs, can you enhance this...

Hey, wh why did you save us anyway?

Hey, you.

Hey, you. Get over here.

Hey, you're making a mistake.

Hey! That's my car!

Hey.

Hey. (stammers)

Hey. You okay?

Hey. You still awake?

Hiding it in plain sight.

His greatest trick: stealing the Mona Lisa

Hmm. They say that art reveals

Hmm. Time to launch a charm offensive.

Hmm. You're right.

How come we're in prison for a crime we didn't commit?

How could you?

How's it hanging?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh. Almost makes me want to be cute.

Huh. Try wearing clean underwear.

Hurry up, guys.

Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut,

Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut,

Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut.

Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut...

I actually prefer the earlier model.

I ain't angry! You're angry!

I also took over the police dispatch,

I am definitely going to lose my job,

I am definitely picking up on suspicious activity here.

I am the villain in every story.

I am?

I am.

I can't believe I voted for her.

I can't believe it's you.

I decided that I wanted to play the piccolo,

I did these good things because of how they made me feel.

I didn't bring hope back to the city for an award.

I didn't just go after it.

I didn't.

I don't get it.

I don't know about "all," but it's a start.

I don't know about half your age, but you do look good.

I don't know, Genie or Gene for short.

I don't know. My dignity?

I don't know. They're a little, uh...

I don't like it!

I don't want decorations, and I'm I'm not a cake guy.

I don't waste time thinking about stuff

I forgot we had those Push Pops.

I get that a lot.

I got a special delivery for...

I got it.

I got my freedom.

I got the skin of a reptile half my age.

I got to say, you really got us pegged.

I got you to admit how much you care about me.

I got... I'll be right back.

I guess some things aren't always as they appear.

I guess that makes sense, yeah.

I guess the pig will get his trophy after all.

I had it.

I hate you guys the least.

I have a feeling it'll be harder than you think.

I have generously decided to take the meteorite

I have never seen him so chipper.

I I I'm sorry. I thought it was, uh, obvious.

I I wanted to be good that you'd...

I I would never... I was trying to...

I just had one thing left to steal.

I just put your needs before my own.

I just want to take a moment to recognize

I just wanted to congratulate the governor here.

I just wonder about one little thing.

I kind of helped her.

I knew you were good.

I know this isn't easy,

I know we always say that,

I know you've got an important job,

I know. Some kind of cosmic mega super antennae thing.

I may be dizzy, but I'm alive, thanks to you.

I mean, it was a mess.

I mean, really, another bank?

I mean... (stammers) Fudge.

I might just have an idea.

I must say, you've really turned a corner.

I really don't like it! (whimpers)

I repeat, the pig is on the move.

I repeat, uh, please do not panic.

I said closer.

I said, if you're feeling good in here...

I saved the old lady, and she hugged me,

I see. You lost the sheep's clothing.

I seem to remember that a wise person once said,

I should've been honest with you.

I think I hate you.

I think I like the new you.

I think I've earned a tonic water.

I think these belong to you.

I think they'll understand.

I think we got off to a bad start.

I think Wolf was right.

I think you owe us an explanation, buddy.

I thought I was the crazy one.

I thought we weren't supposed to make things personal.

I told him to stop drinking out of the toilet.

I told you guys it's a butt.

I tried to help them, Tiffany,

I want to go on the girls' trip.

I want you to rescue them.

I want you to s...

I was afraid that if you knew

I was hoping you were gonna ask me to dance.

I was joking.

I was just cheering him up.

I was just getting a little worried,

I was simply making a sacrifice so Shark could be happy.

I was the best thief in the world.

I was the construction worker.

I was trying to find us a better life.

I was trying to steal the purse when the old lady fell and...

I would be, too, if I were you.

I wouldn't take that.

I... Well, I I should, shouldn't I?

I'd say they're one epic job away

I'd think that you were avoiding me.

I'll give you one last chance to give me the meteorite.

I'll kill you! You hear me?

I'm 99% sure you can make it.

I'm a flower of goodness. No!

I'm bad. You're bad.

I'm going to harness its power

I'm gonna go with nothing.

I'm gonna put you guys away for so long,

I'm helping them. (sighs)

I'm I'm sure there's an explanation for this.

I'm I'm sure there's been some misunderstanding.

I'm I'm tired of being an outcast.

I'm just a scary, good for nothing monster.

I'm just me on the right side.

I'm just... I'm just saving it up for later.

I'm not gonna hurt you. I know you're scared.

I'm proud of you, Wolf.

I'm sorry, have we met?

I'm sorry, Professor, but I'm calling the chief.

I'm starting to get mad here, Larry.

I'm starting to see why your friends dumped you.

I'm still me. (chuckles)

I'm the villain of every story.

I'm trying to work here.

I'm very, very un okay.

I've been waiting my entire life for this moment.

I've made a lot of enemies in my time I mean, a lot

If I can prove to everyone at that gala

If it isn't my prized pupil.

If only there was someone who could help

If there's no signal...

If they've never been given a chance?

If we pull this off, we'll cement our legacy

If you insist.

If you look closely enough,

Imagine Houdini but with no arms.

In my state of the art Sharing Laboratory.

Initiating WPSST override protocol. (chuckles)

Inside a briefcase handcuffed to the chief of police.

Inside all of us, just waiting to blossom.

Interesting piece.

Into the government's surveillance satellite.

Is he seriously gonna get away with this?

Is inside a titanium case

Is it true sharks can smell blood a mile away?

Is nothing but a deep well of anger...

Is that so?

Is the Bad Guys, whose heart melting rescue video

Is the newly elected governor, Diane Foxington.

Is there a doctor?

Is this heaven?

Is this the ladies' room?

Is this... is this wagging?

Isn't that right, Mr. Snake?

It belongs to you.

It changed everything.

It doesn't get much simpler than that.

It emitted an electromagnetic frequency

It feels good.

It is a pleasure to meet you.

It is all part of the plan, isn't it?

It is, and I'm the governor.

It it's not what it looks like.

It made a hole in our hearts.

It turns out it was Wolf conning us.

It was a joke.

It was all you.

It was his idea.

It will generate a massive psychokinetic field

It's a butt.

It's a heart. Now, as I was saying...

It's a lamp in the shape of

It's about putting someone else's needs

It's about time someone stood up

It's about what it symbolizes on a deeper level.

It's ceviche, baby! (laughs)

It's crime time, baby.

It's fantastic.

It's gonna be, like, the most relaxing con ever,

It's got everything:

It's just a shame that you have to carry all that baggage.

It's not a butt!

It's not about the pig.

It's not letting me in.

It's showtime.

It's the best part.

It's the end of the Bad Guys.

It's the greatest heist the world's ever seen.

It's the Rolls Royce of rodents.

It's the ultimate Bad Guy thing.

It's the ultimate power source.

It's time I came clean about something.

It's time we took some responsibility.

Jackpot!

Just a few days with Marmalade.

Just beyond the backstage curtain.

Just give me a chance.

Just in case.

Just keep your eyes glued to that door.

Just left the only friends I have ever had,

Just like riding a stolen bicycle.

Just robbing this place.

Just robbing this place. (chuckles)

Just stay calm.

Just to remove any unnecessary temptation.

Keep it cool, baby.

Keep running, Wolf!

Keep your eyes open, boys.

Kind of guy who'd tell you the glass is half empty,

Know what it sounds like? A cologne.

Laser sighted zip line?

Last year, we faced our biggest test

Leaving everything behind.

Legacy cemented.

Let me speak to them.

Let's be bad together.

Let's be honest evolution set you up.

Let's bounce.

Let's see if we can't hack

Let's see what they're saying about us today.

Let's try something simpler.

Like a vacation.

Like every year, the ceremony will be held

Like screaming but not terrified.

Like, say, a billion dollars.

Like, uh, I don't know, Mother Teresa.

Listen, listen. We all know how dastardly the Bad Guys are.

Little bit closer.

Little closer.

Look at that. 4:00 p.m.

Look at those dimples.

Look no further.

Look, I don't need presents,

Looking good, hermanos.

Loving us?

Madam Governor, you can't just let them go.

Madam Governor.

Magnetized cross circuit interceptor.

Make the most of it, Mr. Poodleton.

Man, my tummy is rumbling like a kraken right now.

Many popularity contests.

Marmalade can't control them if he doesn't have the meteorite.

Marmalade needs to be stopped, but I can't do it alone.

Marmalade seems to be controlling them.

MARMALADE: ...that could be remotely triggered

MARMALADE: Cuddles! Faster, faster!

MARMALADE: Diane, Diane, if I may...

MARMALADE: Experiments take time.

MARMALADE: Good boy.

MARMALADE: I mean, they're the deranged masterminds, not me.

MARMALADE: I'm not the Crimson Paw.

MARMALADE: No, no, no, don't... No, no. Cuddles!

MARMALADE: No, no, no, no!

MARMALADE: Right. The guinea pigs are locked

MARMALADE: Stop, for goodness' sake!

MARMALADE: They say experience is the best teacher.

MARMALADE: Uh, Wolf?

MARMALADE: Wait.

MARMALADE: Well, well, well.

MARMALADE: Well, well.

MARMALADE: Whoops.

MARMALADE: Yes!

MARMALADE: You have great potential, Wolf,

Master of disguise,

May I? I can't miss a photo op

Maybe I don't want to be a...

Maybe I shouldn't have called him Whiskers.

Maybe I'd, uh, wish for a ride.

Maybe simpler?

Maybe they will believe you, maybe they won't,

Maybe we could be more than just scary villains.

Maybe we could be more than just scary villains.

Me? Oh, oh, no, no, no.

Meet me at the police station.

Mic's on. Everyone on comms, do you copy?

Mm hmm.

Mm, I like sharing. It's yummy. Mm.

Mm, what an ingenious way to disguise a Zumpango diamond,

Mm.

Mm.

Mm. Nice.

Monster!

More about the viewer than the artist.

Mostly YouTube.

Mr. Piranha, help grandma across the street.

Mr. Poodleton, you're you're funny.

Mr. Wolf may be a savage beast.

My cousin got hit on the head with an anchor,

My entire adult life to putting you in jail.

Name one food better than cake.

Never identified, never caught.

Never!

Never! We're out of here.

Next, they're gonna make it personal.

Nice work, everybody.

Nice work.

Nice.

Nice. All the crime with none of the exercise.

No deals this time.

No food we can sell for money. (grunts)

No, Diane, please.

No, I believe that deep down

No, I'm not okay.

No, no, no, no, no, listen! Wh What are you doing?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

No, no, no, no, no. Don't you see what he's doing?

No, no, no, no. (whimpers)

No, no, no!

No, no, no!

No, no, no!

No, thank you. My life is too complicated right now.

No!

No!

No.

No. They see you.

Nope, I'm still the best.

Nope. Sucker.

Not any tingle.

Not bad for a butt rock.

Not happy.

Not only did I foil the pig,

Not so fast.

Not so scary now, are we?

Not that door. The other door.

Not this time.

Now I know the exact moment our friendship died.

Now I understand what it feels like

Now it's time to huff and puff

Now that everyone's happy...

Now that we've had some time to get acquainted, uh,

Now to get this thing to the chief and clear your names.

Now you're gonna make me cry.

Now, come on, let's get inside.

Now, here's a kindly, frail grandma.

Now, I mean it.

Now, let's make like a wolf and get the pack out of here.

Now, stop crying, buddy.

Now, this is what a true bad guy looks like.

Now, what do you wish for?

Now, what in this scenario

Of course you wouldn't know anything about that,

Of course, partner.

Of course. Good thinking.

Of how there is good even in the worst places.

Of of course I didn't forget.

OFFICER (over radio): Unit two. All clear.

Officers, if the Bad Guys crash this event,

OFFICERS: Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut,

Oh, again with the guinea pig.

Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!

Oh, come now.

Oh, come on!

Oh, goody.

Oh, he is totally gonna blow it.

Oh, I don't know, maybe because you just sabotaged

Oh, I got a little tip from a friend.

Oh, I know what it is.

Oh, I see what's going on. You think I'm still a Bad Guy,

Oh, it's not just a meteorite.

Oh, Mr. Poodleton, you're too hard on yourself.

Oh, my gosh, you fixed it.

Oh, my gosh. Did I interrupt you?

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Shark, I got a situation here.

Oh, no.

Oh, no. No way.

Oh, now you are done forever, Wolf!

Oh, oh. A con cation.