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Ah fellas.
Ah fellas.
Ah, geez.
Ah, geez.
Ah, hot.
Ah, hot.
Ah.
Ah.
Ahh ha!
Ahh ha!
Ain't so hard now, are ya fatcakes?
Ain't so hard now, are ya fatcakes?
Alright yeah, that's- nah, that's a pretty good job.
Alright yeah, that's- nah, that's a pretty good job.
And next time try two eyes.
And next time try two eyes.
And that fancy scope of yours? I bet you got a real good view of me killing you.
And that fancy scope of yours? I bet you got a real good view of me killing you.
Are you even trying?
Are you even trying?
Argh.
Argh.
Attaboy
Attaboy
Aw crap.
Aw crap.
Aw crap.
Aw crap.
Aw crap.
Aw crap.
BAM! Sorry, times up, you're dead!
BAM! Sorry, times up, you're dead!
Bang, I make it look easy.
Bang, I make it look easy.
Batter swing!
Batter swing!
Bing.
Bing.
Boing!
Boing!
Boink!
Boink!
BONK
BONK
Boo.
Boo.
Boom, I'm back dummy.
Boom, I'm back dummy.
Cheering
Cheering
Chuckling
Chuckling
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Come on, move it up.
Come on, move it up.
Come on, move the cart!
Come on, move the cart!
Dawh.
Dawh.
Defend the freaking point.
Defend the freaking point.
Denied.
Denied.
Depth perception pal. Look into it.
Depth perception pal. Look into it.
Diagnosis you suck.
Diagnosis you suck.
Ding Dong
Ding Dong
Dismissed.
Dismissed.
Doctor, doctor, doctor.
Doctor, doctor, doctor.
Doink!
Doink!
Dominated your shape shifting red.
Dominated your shape shifting red.
Domination look it up.
Domination look it up.
Don't bring a wrench to a gun fight.
Don't bring a wrench to a gun fight.
Don't you ever cross me again?
Don't you ever cross me again?
Downtown.
Downtown.
Drink it in pal. That's how failure tastes.
Drink it in pal. That's how failure tastes.
Drop dead and give me 20.
Drop dead and give me 20.
Dude, you'd get a closed casket at the ugly cemetery
Dude, you'd get a closed casket at the ugly cemetery
Dumbass!
Dumbass!
Dummy.
Dummy.
Eat it. You mute freaking moron.
Eat it. You mute freaking moron.
Freaking unbelievable.
Freaking unbelievable.
Get on the freaking point dumb ass.
Get on the freaking point dumb ass.
Go go go.
Go go go.
Go go go.
Go go go.
Good catch dummy.
Good catch dummy.
Good hands buddy.
Good hands buddy.
Got a nice piece of that.
Got a nice piece of that.
Gotcha.
Gotcha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
Hahahahahaha.
Hahahahahaha.
Hard to stab a guy in the back when he's beating your freaking head in a.
Hard to stab a guy in the back when he's beating your freaking head in a.
Here's a schematic for you my ass.
Here's a schematic for you my ass.
Here's something you should have built a not dying machine.
Here's something you should have built a not dying machine.
Hey knucklehead, I'm talking to you.
Hey knucklehead, I'm talking to you.
Hey knucklehead, you ain't gonna win.
Hey knucklehead, you ain't gonna win.
Hey lard fat, those hard arteries don't stop bullets do they?
Hey lard fat, those hard arteries don't stop bullets do they?
Hey look you shapeshifted into a dead guy.
Hey look you shapeshifted into a dead guy.
Hey wimps
Hey wimps
Hey, is somebody keeping track of my head's bad at it?
Hey, is somebody keeping track of my head's bad at it?
Hey, it's something you can invent next time ducking.
Hey, it's something you can invent next time ducking.
Hey, look at me Ma.
Hey, look at me Ma.
Hey, who's on fire now?
Hey, who's on fire now?
Hey.
Hey.
Hi ma.
Hi ma.
Hit the bricks. Pal, you're done.
Hit the bricks. Pal, you're done.
Hit the road bozo. Let a real scout get to work.
Hit the road bozo. Let a real scout get to work.
Home freaking run.
Home freaking run.
How you like me now, blockhead.
How you like me now, blockhead.
How's that feel wimp?
How's that feel wimp?
How's the weather over there? Dumb ass. Get to the freaking point.
How's the weather over there? Dumb ass. Get to the freaking point.
Howa
Howa
I am owning you you fat bald bastard.
I am owning you you fat bald bastard.
I am owning you you fat bald, fatty fat fat fat.
I am owning you you fat bald, fatty fat fat fat.
I am the scout here.
I am the scout here.
I broke your stupid crap, moron.
I broke your stupid crap, moron.
I cannot believe this.
I cannot believe this.
I did it.
I did it.
I don't know who to thank first. Oh I know me.
I don't know who to thank first. Oh I know me.
I don't usually kill morons this fast.
I don't usually kill morons this fast.
I eat your sandwiches. I eat 'em all!
I eat your sandwiches. I eat 'em all!
I got it, I got it.
I got it, I got it.
I got it. I got it. I got it.
I got it. I got it. I got it.
I hate doctors.
I hate doctors.
I think i'll take Sasha out for a steak dinner tonight, what do you think about that?
I think i'll take Sasha out for a steak dinner tonight, what do you think about that?
I will never stop killing you.
I will never stop killing you.
I'll make it look easy.
I'll make it look easy.
I'll put it in my trophy room with the others.
I'll put it in my trophy room with the others.
I'm a freaking blur here.
I'm a freaking blur here.
I'm batting 1000.
I'm batting 1000.
I'm dying here.
I'm dying here.
I'm gonna be on his skull till I hit tonsils.
I'm gonna be on his skull till I hit tonsils.
I'm talking to you.
I'm talking to you.
I've wasted you.
I've wasted you.
If you order now, I don't wanna second beaten absolutely free.
If you order now, I don't wanna second beaten absolutely free.
Im gonna headbutt'cha, Im gonna headbutt'cha, Im gonna Heatbutt'cha
Im gonna headbutt'cha, Im gonna headbutt'cha, Im gonna Heatbutt'cha
Is anybody even paying attention to me?
Is anybody even paying attention to me?
Is anybody even paying attention to me?
Is anybody even paying attention to me?
Is that all you got more on?
Is that all you got more on?
It was a mercy killing. You live in a camper van.
It was a mercy killing. You live in a camper van.
It's so close.
It's so close.
It's starting to bore me how much you suck.
It's starting to bore me how much you suck.
Keep it moving guys.
Keep it moving guys.
Keep pushing it.
Keep pushing it.
Laughing.
Laughing.
Laughing.
Laughing.
Laughing.
Laughing.
Laughing.
Laughing.
Laughing.
Laughing.
Laughing.
Laughing.
Laughing.
Laughing.
Laughing.
Laughing.
Let's do this.
Let's do this.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's move it up.
Let's move it up.
Let's waste them.
Let's waste them.
Live at up, Cyclops.
Live at up, Cyclops.
Look at me.
Look at me.
Look at this, just caving this. Call my bat still dry. No clumps of hair, nothing.
Look at this, just caving this. Call my bat still dry. No clumps of hair, nothing.
Look at you, you look like you ran through traffic.
Look at you, you look like you ran through traffic.
Major League.
Major League.
Man, your skull's so soft, you're makin' this easy
Man, your skull's so soft, you're makin' this easy
March you lazy bums.
March you lazy bums.
Missed me.
Missed me.
Moron.
Moron.
Nice aim!
Nice aim!
Nice catch, knucklehead.
Nice catch, knucklehead.
Nice hustle, tons of fun. Next time. Eat a salad.
Nice hustle, tons of fun. Next time. Eat a salad.
Nice hustle.
Nice hustle.
Nice try pal.
Nice try pal.
No no no, the cart!
No no no, the cart!
No other class gonna do that.
No other class gonna do that.
No problem.
No problem.
No way.
No way.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh geez guys, we gotta stop it.
Oh geez guys, we gotta stop it.
Oh geez the cart
Oh geez the cart
Oh i'm Burnin' I'm burnin'
Oh i'm Burnin' I'm burnin'
Oh what you gonna cry you gonna cry now.
Oh what you gonna cry you gonna cry now.
Oh yeah, you're real scary.
Oh yeah, you're real scary.
Oh, I'm sorry I didn't mean to hit, you know wait, yeah, I did.
Oh, I'm sorry I didn't mean to hit, you know wait, yeah, I did.
Oh, that's a skull fracture for sure
Oh, that's a skull fracture for sure
OK, this does not look good here.
OK, this does not look good here.
Ooh I got all of that one.
Ooh I got all of that one.
Ooh, your gun shoots medicine. It's intimidating.
Ooh, your gun shoots medicine. It's intimidating.
Pain.
Pain.
Pain.
Pain.
Pain.
Pain.
Pain.
Pain.
Pain.
Pain.
Pain.
Pain.
Pain.
Pain.
Pain.
Pain.
Pain.
Pain.
Pain.
Pain.
Pain.
Pain.
Pfffft.
Pfffft.
Play ball.
Play ball.
Pop quiz, how long does it take to beat a moron to death? BAM! Times up, sorry you're dead.
Pop quiz, how long does it take to beat a moron to death? BAM! Times up, sorry you're dead.
Psych.
Psych.
Punk
Punk
Push the freakin' Cart!
Push the freakin' Cart!
Push!
Push!
Put him up, pal.
Put him up, pal.
Real nice effort Deutsch bag.
Real nice effort Deutsch bag.
Real smooth dummy.
Real smooth dummy.
Remember Me, yeah you do.
Remember Me, yeah you do.
Repeat after me, I'm dead.
Repeat after me, I'm dead.
Return to freaking sender.
Return to freaking sender.
Say goodbye to your kneecaps chucklehead.
Say goodbye to your kneecaps chucklehead.
Snipe that you freakin coward.
Snipe that you freakin coward.
Spy.
Spy.
Stand on the freaking point you moron.
Stand on the freaking point you moron.
Stein enough crits in the world to kill me.
Stein enough crits in the world to kill me.
Still think you're funny, funnyman?
Still think you're funny, funnyman?
Stupid, stupid, stupid.
Stupid, stupid, stupid.
Sweet.
Sweet.
Take that you dumb bibler and dope.
Take that you dumb bibler and dope.
Thanks for that tough guy.
Thanks for that tough guy.
Thanks pally.
Thanks pally.
That ain't the right way guys.
That ain't the right way guys.
That didn't hurt
That didn't hurt
That freakin hardhats a spy.
That freakin hardhats a spy.
That freaking medics is spy.
That freaking medics is spy.
That freaking Pyros a spy.
That freaking Pyros a spy.
That freaking snipers a spy.
That freaking snipers a spy.
That spy ain't one of us.
That spy ain't one of us.
That was all you.
That was all you.
Thats what Im talking about
Thats what Im talking about
The best man won you bomb throwing drunk.
The best man won you bomb throwing drunk.
The clock moving backwards.
The clock moving backwards.
The freaking demos a spy.
The freaking demos a spy.
The freaking heavies are spy.
The freaking heavies are spy.
The freaking soldiers are spy.
The freaking soldiers are spy.
Then $200 bullets ain't so hot when they don't hit nothing all day.
Then $200 bullets ain't so hot when they don't hit nothing all day.
There's a dinger for you.
There's a dinger for you.
There's a spy over here.
There's a spy over here.
Think fast chuckle nuts.
Think fast chuckle nuts.
This did not just happen.
This did not just happen.
This guys dead
This guys dead
This is a real freaking embarrassment.
This is a real freaking embarrassment.
This map ain't big enough for the two of us.
This map ain't big enough for the two of us.
This sucks.
This sucks.
Today ain't your day pancakes
Today ain't your day pancakes
Too slow.
Too slow.
Ugh!
Ugh!
Uh little help
Uh little help
Uh, no!
Uh, no!
UN freaking touchable.
UN freaking touchable.
Wait a duck.
Wait a duck.
Wananananana.
Wananananana.
Wave goodbye to your secret crap dumb ass.
Wave goodbye to your secret crap dumb ass.
We are screwed.
We are screwed.
We got a spy.
We got a spy.
We got him. We got him.
We got him. We got him.
We gotta stop that thing.
We gotta stop that thing.
Weak
Weak
What do we learn? I always win.
What do we learn? I always win.
What is your major malfunction brother?
What is your major malfunction brother?
What the hell is everyone doing?
What the hell is everyone doing?
What the hell is going on?
What the hell is going on?
What the hell is wrong with you? Stand on the freaking point.
What the hell is wrong with you? Stand on the freaking point.
What the hell is your guys problem?
What the hell is your guys problem?
What you looking at?
What you looking at?
What?
What?
What's the matter? You freaking stupid.
What's the matter? You freaking stupid.
Where's your precious hippokrates now?
Where's your precious hippokrates now?
Who want some of this?
Who want some of this?
Who's the tough guy now, huh? Tough guy.
Who's the tough guy now, huh? Tough guy.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoosh.
Whoosh.
Wicked.
Wicked.
Will you just lets go?
Will you just lets go?
Wohoho!
Wohoho!
Woo.
Woo.
Woo.
Woo.
Work, damn it.
Work, damn it.
Would you guys give up?
Would you guys give up?
Would you look at you? I mean look at you.
Would you look at you? I mean look at you.
Wuss
Wuss
Yeah yeah thanks.
Yeah yeah thanks.
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Yeah, gotcha.
Yeah, gotcha.
Yeah, I dare you rage quit. Come on, make us both happy.
Yeah, I dare you rage quit. Come on, make us both happy.
Yeah, it is a spy over there.
Yeah, it is a spy over there.
Yeah, nice moves Mumbles.
Yeah, nice moves Mumbles.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, why don't you come over and say that to my face, tough guy.
Yeah, why don't you come over and say that to my face, tough guy.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yes.
Yo batter up.
Yo batter up.
Yo did you even see me hitting you?
Yo did you even see me hitting you?
Yo heads up.
Yo heads up.
Yo, a little help here.
Yo, a little help here.
Yo, I oughta be on a baseball card!
Yo, I oughta be on a baseball card!
Yo, I'm not even wearing a helmet.
Yo, I'm not even wearing a helmet.
Yo, if you didn't want me to kill you, you should have said something.
Yo, if you didn't want me to kill you, you should have said something.
Yoink
Yoink
You all suck.
You all suck.
You are terrible.
You are terrible.
You can't hit what ain't there
You can't hit what ain't there
You can't the whole time for this.
You can't the whole time for this.
You got anything smart to say now?
You got anything smart to say now?
You got owned.
You got owned.
You gotta be kidding me.
You gotta be kidding me.
You have got to be kidding.
You have got to be kidding.
You morons are about to catch a real beating.
You morons are about to catch a real beating.
You seeing this?
You seeing this?
You suck.
You suck.
You'll like that chuckle nuts.
You'll like that chuckle nuts.
You'll never hit me. You'll never hit my tiny head it's so tiny I gotta freaking such a tiny little head.
You'll never hit me. You'll never hit my tiny head it's so tiny I gotta freaking such a tiny little head.
You're a disgrace to uniform pal.
You're a disgrace to uniform pal.
You're all losers.
You're all losers.
You're gettin' dominated chuckle head.
You're gettin' dominated chuckle head.
You're like a car crash in slow motion. It's like I'm watching you fly through a windshield.
You're like a car crash in slow motion. It's like I'm watching you fly through a windshield.
Your clock just got cleaned, Remi.
Your clock just got cleaned, Remi.
$400,000 to fight that gun, huh? Yeah, money well spent.
$400,000 to fight that gun, huh? Yeah, money well spent.