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Super 8

Super 8

Super 8, a captivating science fiction film released in 2011, takes audiences on an emotional and thrilling journey through nostalgia, friendship, and the unknown. Directed by J.J. Abrams and produced by Steven Spielberg, this masterpiece combines the talents of a stellar cast with a gripping storyline that keeps viewers on the edge of their seats.

The film follows a group of young friends in a small town in Ohio during the late 1970s, as they embark on an exciting adventure while making a Super 8 zombie movie for a local film contest. The main character, Joe Lamb, portrayed by newcomer Joel Courtney, is a reserved and passionate teenager struggling with the recent loss of his mother. Joe forms a strong bond with his friends, especially Charles, played by Riley Griffiths, the ambitious and imaginative filmmaker leading their project.

As the friends film a scene at a remote train station, an extraordinary event occurs that changes their lives forever. An intense train crash results in a series of bizarre and inexplicable phenomena plaguing the town. With unexplained disappearances and escalating danger, Joe and his friends realize that their Super 8 film may contain crucial evidence about the mysterious events. They find themselves desperately trying to piece together the puzzle while trying to survive the chaos surrounding them.

The cast is rounded out by extraordinary performances from Elle Fanning, who portrays Alice Dainard, capturing the heart of Joe and adding depth to the film. Kyle Chandler delivers a powerful performance as Jackson Lamb, Joe's grieving father and a local deputy trying to protect his son and the town from the unknown forces threatening them. The chemistry between the young cast members is palpable, immersing viewers in their friendship and allowing them to experience the wonder, fear, and growth together.

Super 8 stands out not only for its compelling characters and storyline but also for its remarkable production values. The visual effects and cinematography are top-notch, capturing both the awe-inspiring and terrifying moments of the film. The powerful and evocative soundtrack, composed by Michael Giacchino, adds an extra layer of intensity and emotion to the scenes, making the film an even more immersive experience for the audience.

For fans of Super 8, the opportunity to revisit the film's sounds and music is a delightful treat. By visiting the designated website, one can easily play and download the soundtrack that perfectly captures the essence of the film. From the thrilling orchestral arrangements to the haunting melodies, the soundtrack allows fans to relive their favorite moments and emotions at their convenience.

Super 8 remains a beloved and influential film, reminding audiences of the power of friendship, the beauty of childhood innocence, and the thrill of the unknown. With its unforgettable characters, heart-pounding action sequences, and thought-provoking narrative, this 2011 science fiction gem continues to captivate and entertain viewers across generations. Whether you're discovering it for the first time or revisiting it, Super 8 is an experience like no other.

A craft made up of those cubes, a complex shape shifting alloy.
About what happened to your wife.
According to my Uncle Seth,
According to the government's top...
Action!
Air Force hasn't answered a damn question.
Air Force trains, even the models, have these hooks...
Alice Dainard. That's awesome.
Alice is down there.
Alice, Mrs. Hathaway really doesn't want her husband
Alice!
Alice!
Alice!
Alice!
Alice!
Alice!
Alice! Alice!
Alice. Alice. Please, we have to go. Come on.
All clear.
All right, easy, easy!
All right, then I'm sure you won't mind me contacting D.C.
All right, we'll do it that way.
All right. I'm heading in. There's something I got to deal with.
Ally, come inside!
Ally, I'm in the kitchen.
Ally, I'm sorry!
Ally, what the hell is he doing?
Ally!
Ally!
Ally!
Am I gonna go in alone, or are you gonna end up coming with...
Am I the only one who doesn't understand what any of this means?
An accident like this is exceptionally rare.
And after what you told me last night at the bar, I thought you should know.
And Charles and I were hoping you'd be in them.
And deal with the camera?
And experimented upon, biopsied, and tortured by Nelec.
And flipping out.
And I asked her if she'd play Hathaway's wife.
And I can't, not any more.
And I don't know what it is. Have you heard that?
And I just knew I was there, that I existed.
And I recall we didn't always see eye to eye,
And I think you need to take a break.
And I wouldn't be surprised if this was some sort of sick retribution.
And it'd be good for you to spend some time
And make sure that the new batteries are in the camera
And send units over to their houses immediately. You copy all that?
And so is my daughter.
And sometimes I do, too.
And the military is at Woodward's house looking for his research.
And then I went out to the car to get my bag...
And they're packaging these weird little cubes into these crates.
And threatening to reach the Lillian chemical plant.
And wash your hands this time.
And who else knows about it.
And you can't tell anyone. I'm serious. Nobody.
And you didn't. The decision was made.
And you put an A.P.B. out on the Sheriff and Breen Haskell,
And you tune them to those frequencies.
And your parents
And, I don't know, it was something
And...
Another one dead!
Are trying to figure out just what happened, as well as how to help you.
Are we gonna get in trouble for being here?
Are you gonna come and help me tomorrow or not?
Are you kidding me?
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you referring to the recent incidents?
Are you suggesting some connection
Are you... Were you sleeping?
As I am in him.
As I'm sure you will,
As if I'm gonna help you.
Asshole, no one can do overnight.
Asshole! Could you stop blowing shit up for two seconds
At the Three Mile Island atomic power plant
Back when he was like Middle Aged Man Woodward.
Bad things happen.
Be just like your mother and leave.
Because I like her!
Because of the chemical factory, right?
Before they allowed me to talk to anyone.
Before. Earlier. No.
Belmont County's without power.
Bet Joe's not gonna want to do my movie any more.
Between my chemical company and those, those...
Breaker 1 9. Is this the police channel?
Breaker, breaker. Requesting police backup.
Breen!
Bring it down here and set it up for me. Would you please?
But he's never had to be a father before.
But I am calling the curfew because of these exact concerns.
But I won't give up.
But I'm asking you now! Please, for me,
But I'm asking you now.
But I've known him since kindergarten. He's really nice.
But instead of giving him the help he needs, we've held him as a prisoner
But it got out of hand. So I made this antidote
But my dad got it back.
But Nelec won't listen.
But not everyone's horrible.
But now you're at my house.
But remember, save the real performance for when we're filming.
But that is no excuse for doing what you did here.
But the thing is the calls coming in aren't local.
But they offered you no real proof he was alive.
But they're taking molds of tire tracks.
But we operate on a need to know basis.
But you can still live.
By Air Force medical personnel after last night's train derailment.
Call the station and file a report.
Can ask where the zombies are coming from. Jesus.
Can you believe this?
Can you do overnight?
Careful! There was a gas spill. I don't even know how much fuel I lost.
Cars and production value. I've got nothing.
Cary, look.
Cary, shut up, man. They wouldn't do that.
Charles Kaznyk. From fourth period.
Charles, check it out. It's Old Man Woodward.
Charles, do I have newlines?
Charles, I don't have a license. I can't drive with him.
Charles, man, do I have newlines or not? Oh, no!
Charles, oh, thank God.
Charles, what are you thinking, dude? That's not yours!
Charles!
Charles.
Chief Master Sergeant, Dustoff 03 is 20 minutes out.
Cocked and locked. Ready to go.
Colonel, I've got a lot of people in my town
Colonel, there isn't anything that I should know, is there?
Colonel!
Come back if you can't find him!
Come on, Cary.
Come on, go!
Come on, guys, move!
Come on, kids, let's go with the Sheriff.
Come on, through these doors. Help me.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on! We got to get out of here...
Come on. Let's go!
Come with us. We got some questions for you. Come on.
Coming to you live from Montgomery County, Channel 14 News...
Concerns me and my mother.
Congratulations.
Contact with precious cargo, three clicks from city center.
Copy. And, Jack, we 're getting a lot of unusual calls.
Could we get another order of fries? Because my friend here is fat.
Could you close your eyes, please?
Could zombies be real?
Currently heading towards...
Cut! That was mint!
Dad?
Dad?
Dad...
Dates and times.
Dealing with anything. Just us.
Debbie, I don't think that the Russians have anything to do
Deputy, drop your weapons. Put your hands on the car
Deputy, if you're asking me if we had any dangerous properly
Deputy! Let's talk.
Derailment, the largest such accident in Ohio 's history.
Detective Hathaway has a wife now?
Did you guys see those explosions? They were... They were huge!
Did you make all these models?
Do me a favor and get Water & Power out there right now, will you?
Do not move!
Do not speak of this.
Do this for me, I'll babysit the twins next week,
Do you guys hear me?
Do you know what'd be great?
Do you not feel like that?
Do you want me to drive?
Do you want to see it?
Does it have to be him?
Doing projects or whatever it is that you do. That's it.
Don't go. Don't leave me.
Don't let Charles blow up your train.
Don't pretend like you did this for me.
Don't say that.
Don't you have a radio scanner with a descrambler?
Donny! Hey, Donny, wake up!
Donny. Donny.
Dork, I saw it. Observe.
Dorks, no shoes on my upholstery. And no one touches my C.B.
Dr. Woodward had that map. He drove onto the train tracks.
Dr. Woodward was dishonorably discharged from Nellie Air Force Base
Dr. Woodward, it's me.
Dr. Woodward, the science guy?
Dr. Woodward?
Dr. Woodward?
Dr. Woodward.
Driving your own vehicle,
Driving? Driving where?
Dude, she was mint, but she's never gonna do it.
Dude, that's bitching.
Dude, that's like the third time it's happened.
Dude, what are you doing?
Euro Gray?
Evacuation in T minus four hours.
Evan blew us off. He's a pussy!
Even though it sort of feels like I do.
Every car in that crash had hooks.
Every single person will be there, except me.
Everything's bogus.
Everywhere you look, things are going missing.
Except for Cary, who can't seem to stop lighting things on fire.
Excuse me, sir, were you in the wreck?
Excuse me?
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
File in, please, file in.
File in.
Firelight at 0500 hours.
Fireworks Capital of America.
First of all, I want to live. Okay?
Follow me this way. I'll get us out of here.
Follow the Cara van to the evacuation center:
Follow the Cara van to the evacuation center:
For me.
For the Cleveland International Super 8 Film Festival.
Found out some things the company was doing.
Four words that I don't have memorized.
Freeze! Nobody move!
From people who found local dogs,
Funny, chompers. At least I don't have to use a booster seat.
Get down.
Get in the car.
Get in!
Get in.
Get out!
Get out!
Get the lights and camera set up on that end,
Get us out of here now!
Give the man some time, Mr. Blakely.
Go ahead! Go!
Go home. Take off the uniform. Go fishing. Give your son a hug.
Go, Cary, go!
Go, come on! Move ahead!
Go, go, get up!
Go, go, go!
Go!
Go! Get these headphones ready!
God, I hope my Electronic Football is in there.
God, I'm just directing.
God, Mom, I'm coming!
God!
God!
God. Sorry, man.
Gone from my inventory.
Good day to you, Mr. President.
Good day, Detective.
Good news. We found a cure for the zombie infection.
Grab the film!
Guys, am I the only one shaking? And I'm also crying!
Guys, come on, hurry!
Guys, come on!
Guys, come on!
Guys, come on.
Guys, did it really look good? My death?
Guys, hurry!
Guys, I have never had a teacher aim a gun at me!
Guys, keep it down.
Guys, look.
Guys, there are a lot of nails on the ground. Be careful.
Guys, there's an electrical outlet up here.
Guys, there's broken glass.
Guys, this is going to be great!
Guys, what happened to my leg? Man, it hurts!
Guys, what the hell? No one knew where you were!
Guys, what's this line?
Guys!
Guys! Guys, run!
Guys! We're not saying anything, are we?
Guys?
Guys.
Guys.
Hands on training with college coaches.
Hang on.
Have I tried his office?
Have you seen Lucy anywhere?
Have you tried his office?
He 'll have me discharged.
He drank that morning.
He had a gun. Why not use that?
He has been desperate to reconstitute his ship since it crashed here in '58...
He is mine.
He just needs a chance, that he was sad.
He knows.
He looked pale, crazy. He bit my friend.
He missed his shift.
He shouldn't always get what he wants.
He told me they're carrying mostly airplane parts. I don't buy that.
He told me to meet him here.
He was just inviting me to a party.
He was trying to help it escape.
He wasn't trying to kill it.
He worked at Romero Chemical.
He...
He...
He... He wishes...
He's alive. He's alive! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
He's been tracking this thing since 1958.
He's got movies in here.
He's in me, you know.
He's making a model.
He's the Deputy's kid!
He's your dad.
Hello, Mr. President. I'm Detective Hathaway.
Hello? This is Detective Hathaway.
Help me! My leg's stuck!
Help!
Her father is an irresponsible, selfish son of a bitch.
Here we go. And action!
Here we go. Positions, and action!
Here, I'll...
Here, take this, will you?
Here. Tag it.
Hey, Alice.
Hey, Breen, I'm not sure Edie's paying you to listen to the radio.
Hey, Dave, you seen Milner?
Hey, fellows, I've got orders from Colonel Nelec
Hey, guys, look. Guys, look! Guys!
Hey, guys! Guys, I found them!
Hey, guys! I found my firecrackers!
Hey, guys. Martin barfed all over his locker today.
Hey, Jack!
Hey, Joe.
Hey, Joe. Did you hear about the train crash?
Hey, Joe. We need some more footage of the train crash.
Hey, Mr. Lamb!
Hey, Mr. Lamb.
Hey, Rooney, you copy?
Hey, Rooney, you got anything in Lillian?
Hey, Rosko.
Hey, Sheriff.
Hey, Tom. Tom! You seen Milner?
Hey, Vicky, you got power down at the station?
Hey, what's your sister up to? The hot one, not the other one.
Hey.
Hey. He was at my house yesterday morning. You aware of that?
Hey. Tell your sister that Donny from Olsen's broke up with Karen.
Hey. Where the hell have you been?
Hold on!
Hold on!
Holy shit, Martin, you've got a bone sticking out of your leg!
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
Holy shit! That was insane!
Holy shit.
Honey, I'm home!
Honey?
How could a pickup truck derail a train, man? That's impossible.
How did you know?
How long did Elizabeth work there?
Hurry, come on, guys!
Hurry! Get that set up! Let's go! Positions, positions!
I am. Which...
I asked Charles about you and he said you're a great guy.
I ate those.
I believe you.
I bet that's where he's keeping his research.
I came to your house that day
I can get back into disco.
I can get the camera back. I know where my dad put it.
I can make it a rush. You'll get your film back in three days.
I can't believe we weren't killed last night.
I can't believe we're breaking into the school!
I can't believe you talked to Alice Dainard.
I couldn't sleep.
I do like her.
I don't care what Charles wants. I said no on the phone.
I don't care. Disco, I guess.
I don't feel good about this.
I don't have a choice!
I don't know how you guys can eat.
I don't know what I would do if something happened to you.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. Everything's just so bogus.
I don't know. I think it might make a better movie.
I don't see how the guy playing Detective Hathaway
I don't think he understands Joe.
I don't think it's right.
I don't think so.
I don't think that's gonna hurt him, Joe.
I don't think that's what they are. They don't move.
I don't understand how you guys can keep working on that stupid movie.
I don't want any more trouble, do you?
I don't want to die!
I don't want to hear about it.
I don't want to see you.
I don't want to sit down!
I explained that all he wants is to rebuild his ship,
I got four guys on this case...
I got it, sir!
I got to take a leak! What am I supposed to do, piss in here?
I got you.
I got you.
I have no choice.
I have six tons of explosives in this thing.
I have to help Charles finish his movie.
I haven't leaned out yet and the doctor says it's gonna happen.
I heard it crushed her completely.
I hope we're clear on that.
I just don't understand how the wife helps make it a story.
I just got a horrible feeling.
I just love you so much!
I just love you so much.
I know bad things happen.
I know he wishes it was him instead of her.
I know he's your friend. He's so bossy.
I know I don't know you at all.
I know it sounds stupid. Why would she ever like me?
I know you don't like me and I'm sorry about that, but I'm looking for my dad.
I know you had someone document the crash that night.
I know, but you keep changing things and making it more difficult for me.
I left my bag in the car,
I like you, Jack, but we need Sheriff Pruitt back.
I loosened it for you.
I love you, too.
I love you, too.
I make models. Like, plastic ones. You know, glue them, paint them...
I mean "No."
I mean, what the hell am I supposed to do?
I mean, who always gets what they want?
I need this film developed as soon as possible.
I need to know this isn't the last time I'm going to see you!
I need to know this isn't the last time I'm going to see you.
I need you to buy my wife a ticket to Michigan.
I need you to help me get the Sheriff down.
I need you to make Alice a zombie again.
I need you to make noise right here in two minutes.
I never should have done this.
I never would have given you this information
I put a couple of slices in the fridge for you there.
I remember you in the lab.
I rolled those M 80s myself.
I saw it. It was big.
I say it's the Soviets.
I should go to bed.
I should've cleaned up my room.
I swear to God on my mother's life,
I swear to God.
I think it looks good.
I think it'd be safer if you left town for a couple of days.
I think it'd be safer if you left town for a couple of days.
I think it's cheaper to buy a new one.
I think it's safer if you leave town for a couple of days.
I think She will.
I think the Air Force is using unassigned channels...
I think the make up was better yesterday.
I think this is most likely a bear attack.
I think we're gonna die.
I thought I was gonna have the summer for myself.
I thought this was the way out. Okay, I tried.
I told them I knew these things because he made Contact with me,
I told you not to pick it up in the first place.
I told you to get out! What are you doing here?
I took apart two packs of cherry bombs and I made my own M 80.
I totally am.
I tried. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
I understand you have concerns about our cargo.
I wanna know who took them.
I want to talk to you. I said sit down.
I want you to walk over to the pay phone.
I wanted to tell you something before tomorrow.
I was returning that book on codes and ciphers.
I was sorry to hear of their unfortunate accident.
I was the one that developed the special compound
I was thinking.
I was wondering about that, too.
I went back to the house and you were gone.
I will do everything in my power
I will not allow him or his daughter in this house.
I will not allow you to spend time with her,
I won't tell him anything.
I won't. Over.
I would like to help you out, Deputy, I really would,
I would never have given you this information
I'd say they've had their hands full, Jack.
I'll be out in a minute.
I'll be right over.
I'll be watching you, too.
I'll do it.
I'll have someone come out and take care of each one of you. Okay?
I'll tell you in a second.
I'll try, Charles, but I'm still crying about last night, man. I feel like I'm crazy.
I'm going to stay here and investigate.
I'm gonna bait him and catch him.
I'm gonna go steal some money from my mom.
I'm hearing military chatter, but it's distorted.
I'm here to discuss some urgent matters regarding your chemical factory.
I'm here to discuss your involvement with Romero Chemical?
I'm here to see Colonel Nelec!
I'm just doing the best I can to save you.
I'm just kind of in shock at this entire conversation.
I'm just saying, 'cause of how she died.
I'm not kidding. I think they're gonna kill us.
I'm not shitting you.
I'm okay.
I'm so worried for that boy.
I'm sorry, Jack.
I'm sorry, Smartin. Let's just go cry about it.
I'm sure that must be very annoying.
I'm watching the crash on the news.
I've been following you for the last five blocks! What are we doing here?
I've got nothing against your friends. I like your friends.
I've got to go find Alice. You guys stay here with Martin.
I've known Louis Dainard for a lot of years. He's been nothing but trouble.
I've never asked you to give up or walk away!
I've never asked you to give up, or walk away,
I've never asked you to stop.
I've never seen this kind of thing before.
I've never... I've never...
I've seen what happens, Mr. Nelec,
If any of the footage is usable from last night,
If it's the Air Force, what would the Air Force have on the train?
If the Air Force has already searched Woodward's house,
If we hadn't served together in Vietnam.
If you are driving your own vehicle,
If you help us now, we will take care of you.
In 1963 because of "subversive conduct," whatever that is.
Instead opting to use military personnel,
Is if you could cry during the scene. Can you do that?
Is it me?
Is that him?
Is... Is this normal?
It hurts, Joe!
It looks so old.
It says he worked for Dr. Peter Braken?
It says, "April 8th, 1963 incident."
It took her.
It used to be someone else, but now it's just me.
It was a suicide.
It was an accident.
It was an accident.
It was bad how she died and...
It was like having my radio hijacked.
It was supposed to be used as a military weapon,
It was the grossest one yet.
It's a schedule for the train.
It's a six week program.
It's a slippery slope, my friend.
It's Air Force, Jack. Airplane parts sort of make sense.
It's all under control. It'll be a very fast clean up.
It's been locked up for years.
It's been two weeks, and the murders continue.
It's eating a person.
It's fake.
It's fine. They can blow it up. I don't care.
It's hard enough to drive without everyone yelling!
It's here somewhere. We'll find it. If not, Woodward will tell us where it is.
It's here. Hard on three. One, two, three.
It's Kathy's. I got it off the fridge.
It's like they all just ran away in every direction.
It's my fake blood!
It's not fair that I can't go to Wendy's.
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay. We're not saying anything to anyone.
It's putting too much stress on this town and on my marriage.
It's terrified and hungry and it just wants to go home.
It's too dangerous for her here. I just love her so much.
It's too late! He's seeing me in the car right now!
It's what we both need.
It's when there's a coat of paint and then you put something
It's, like, four words.
It's... it's so weird.
It's... Martin, it's simple. "I love you, too."
Jack, I've been telling you this since Elizabeth.
Jack, there's a huge sinkhole by my garage!
Jack...
Jack's gonna step up. He's a good man.
Jennifer Anne, "not fair" is Africa.
Jesus, Martin, I haven't done it yet!
Jesus, shut up about it.
Jesus, shut up. Over.
Jesus, this is what I've been explaining.
Jesus, you don't get it, do you? It's obvious.
Joe and some of his friends,
Joe Lamb?
Joe, get the mike plugged in
Joe, give me that thing off the curtains!
Joe, help her! Hurry up! Martin, get that tripod set up!
Joe, I don't understand...
Joe, let me try! Joe, let me try!
Joe, let's go! We got to go!
Joe, please! Go!
Joe, seriously. Do you really wanna take a chance
Joe, that's awesome.
Joe, this is impossible, man. There's no way we can do this.
Joe, what do you actually expect to do, man?
Joe, what the hell?
Joe, would you stop talking about it, all right?
Joe!
Joe!
Joe!
Joe! Oh, my God!
Joe? You seen Joe?
Joe.
Joe.
Joe. Joe, wake up.
Joe's gonna be okay.
John,
John, I don't like it. This case These murders.
John, I don't like it. This case. These murders.
John, I don't like it. This case. These murders.
John, I don't like it. This case. These murders.
John, I've never asked you to stop!
John?
Joseph, I'll be home soon.
Judith. it's me, your boss.
Just because Mom died doesn't mean you know anything about me. You don't.
Just don't go back! Don't leave me!
Just don't go!
Just forget it.
Just not here.
Just shut up, Cary.
Just this one.
Just... Just follow me. Just follow me.
Kathy? Yeah, I know her.
Kids walking around with their own stereos, just what we need.
Kind of like her, but hungry for human flesh.
Later days.
Lens is cracked. Focus ring broke.
Let him down!
Let me blow it up.
Let me see that.
Let's find that thing and blow it to shit!
Let's go, guys, they're coming back. I think we should go. Come on.
Let's go, move out!
Let's go. Move!
Like a Geiger counter.
Like Euro Gray over it.
Like she wants to turn somebody into a zombie.
Lillian.
Lines are back up at M 38.
Listen to your mother.
Local teacher Thomas Woodward is still being treated
Look at my Bonneville over here!
Look, dispatch just got a call on citizens' band.
Look, I have an idea. I'm going whether or not you come,
Look, I'm going to stay here and investigate.
Look, it flows better. "Honey, I love you." "I love you, too." See? It flows.
Look, look. Look!
Look! It just exploded!
Looks like a disaster movie. Doesn't it?
Looks real.
Lucy, down!
Lucy!
Lucy!
Lucy. That's where she is. I mean, we've got nearly 30 calls
Mackinac Island's beautiful this time of year.
Mackinac Island's beautiful this time of year.
Mackinac Island's beautiful this time of year.
Make it loud and make it last. Give me some sparklers.
Make sure you're gone when it blows. You can't be here. You got to run.
Make up, sound and special effects.
Making me rethink my priorities.
Martin, go a little faster next time.
Martin, you know your lines!
Martin, you okay?
Martin! Martin! Let me get on your shoulders. Come on.
Martin. Can you say, "I love you"?
Martin. Martin, get in position.
Maybe because you crushed Charles' top hat.
Maybe he was just sick of being old and wanted to kill himself.
Maybe his room, but not the dungeon.
Maybe there was something he wanted to...
Mom, come on!
Mom's racist!
Mostly the Dick Smith Monster Make up Handbook.
Move out!
Move the puzzle, get the napkins.
Move your ass! Let's go! Let's go!
Move, move!
Mr. Dainard, it's Joe Lamb.
Mr. Lamb, that's your camera, but, technically, that's my film.
Mr. McCandless, can I have a word with you in private, please?
Mr. McCandless.
My dad gave it to her the day I was born.
My dad will never know.
My dad works at the mill.
My dad.
My heart is pounding! That train could've killed us!
My train model? The train I made?
My whole movie's a disaster because of you.
Negative, unable to recover data.
Negative. Still no word.
Nelec, the Colonel, refused to show me the manifest.
Night, Mrs. Kaznyk.
No one believes me.
No one believes me. They just keep giving me pills and...
No one cares about your camera!
No one cares! Look around you!
No one's going to know.
No one's saying anything.
No way. I told you what she did with my top hat.
No, I'm okay. Really. Thank you, though.
No, it's good.
No, it's not, dude. Look at this.
No, no. Keep it.
No, sir. I haven't.
No! You are not wearing that. No one in this house is wearing that.
No.
No.
No. I'm eating macaroni salad.
No. I'm staying here with you.
No. I'm sure she's around somewhere.
No. No, I totally do.
No. No, I'm done with that.
No. No, look.
No. No, thank you.
No. This is new.
Not bad.
Not so you could fall in love with her.
Not that I can think of, Deputy.
Nothing so far.
Now I'm not prepared!
Now, Ben heard they were looking for Woodward's research.
Obviously, it isn't.
Obviously.
Of anything, why that?
Of course not.
Of course, we'll have much more on this story as it develops.
Of course.
Oh, God, I hope we don't miss it!
Oh, my God, there's like 14 different grays. It gets crazy.
Oh, my God, yeah. That's really good.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. I know that truck.
Oh, my God. I see her.
Oh, my God. That was the longest day, ever. Here.
Oh, my God. With the train... So good!
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, really? 'Cause guess what? No, we're not.
Oh, really? Compared to Debbie's, these are long.
Oh, really? Well, guess what? We're switching.
Oh, shit! The focus ring just fell off!
Oh, Shit.
Oh, Shit. Oh, Shit. Oh, Shit. Oh, Shit.
Oh, yeah. I thought she was really good.
Okay, but just so you know, I'm massively stoned right now.
Okay, it's time. Don't get caught. Oven
Okay, now you have to leave town.
Okay, okay, calm down. Just tell me what she looks like.
Okay, okay. For what?
Okay, Preston, so, a few seconds after I say "action,"
Okay, this is going to hurt really bad, okay?
Okay, wait a minute.
Okay, we get it.
Okay, you guys, let's rehearse this.
Okay. I'll do the make up.
Okay. Sorry.
Okay. We're going to use your firecrackers
Okay. We're gonna shoot on Alice's side first.
Older kids are entering this film festival,
On and off And Brook County's in the dark.
On board this train, I can assure you the answer is "No."
One, two, three!
Ooh you make my motor run, my motor run
Open the door!
Open the door.
Operation Walking Distance is in effect.
Or else you
Or should I tell you?
Outside Harrisburg, Pennsylvania.
Oven
Overmyer had them!
Patty, why don't you get in touch with Vicky.
People don't feel safe around here. You know why? Because they're not.
Pick that up, will you?
Please open it!
Please remain calm.
Please take with you essential items only.
Please, come on. We have to go. Alice!
Please, open the door!
Please, sir, open the door!
Please.
Power's back.
Power's still out.
Preston, you tell me everything, and I won't throw you in jail.
Pretty much just be a lifeless ghoul, with no soul. Dead eyes.
Production value!
Production value.
Professional robbers can't even get in through these things. They're so...
Pussy! Stop taking the fries away.
Read this.
Ready. Start filming. Be extra loud when the train passes by.
Remarkable material that we'll never fully understand.
Remember when Old Man Woodward took your Electronic Football?
Research? What the hell?
Research. What research?
Robert Schakne reports from Washington.
Roger that. Perimeter secure. Standing by on lookout. Prepare to engage.
Romero Chemical has nothing to do with any such thing.
Room's still messy.
Rosko.
Rosko. I need you to get every radio we have
Said there was a secret he couldn't keep any longer.
Sako Bolt Action thirty aught six with...
Same thing over here in Rose Hill. Somebody took the damn wires down.
Saw you over here and thought maybe we could kick back.
Scary. Did you ever have Mrs. Mullin?
Search them.
Security cameras showed nothing. Someone had erased...
See?
She likes you, too.
She said "Yes." We're filming tonight, and she's driving.
She used to look at me this way, like really look,
She was everything to him.
She was in the silent reading section.
She wears it all the time.
She's gone! It took her! I don't want to be next!
She's got dark hair. It was in rollers. Do you know what rollers are?
She's got to be here. She's got to be here.
She's here.
She's not going to your party.
Sheriff, I think you need to go check it out.
Sheriff, I'm telling you, there's something else going on.
Sheriff?
Sheriff?
Shit, Shit, Shit, Shit.
Shit!
Shit. Look at all that smoke. I can't use this.
Shotgun in one of those trucks, he had, like, a scanner in his hand.
Shut up!
Shut up! I am trying!
Shut up.
Since Wednesday morning, my ham radio is a mess!
Since when did this one become so bossy?
Sir, is there a particular area that you'd want me to shoot...
Sir, the town is sealed off. No one's allowed in.
Sir! The weapons are misfiring! All of them!
Sit down!
Sit down.
So how am I supposed to be a zombie?
So I could get to know her. Not you!
So much fun that I hope you pick it
So that we can find it and that's how we're gonna save Alice.
So when he investigates the zombie stuff, you feel something.
So who's gonna play the wife? Jen?
So you can go to Wendy's stupid party.
So,
So, I can't go to Wendy's party or wear the shorts? Not fair!
So, I wrote a couple newlines. Can I show you?
So, I'm going to stay here and investigate.
So, I'm gonna make this as simple and as clear as I can.
So, in the spirit of moving forward and avoiding more trouble,
So, the Air Force is looking for a car. Alice's dad's car.
So, the scene is very emotional.
So, there are rules to being in my car, okay?
So, we have some new scenes for the movie
So, what kind of music does she like, your sister?
So, what, I just wait here like a douche?
Some frequencies which I like to scan,
Sorry. It didn't work. I wish it worked.
Steel beam, those things weigh a ton. Literally.
Stop it!
Stop talking about production value. I think the Air Force is gonna kill us.
Sure I do. 13 2 0 1...
Surface to air! Radar! It's a mess out here, sir!
Sweetheart, this is my job.
Sweetheart, this is my job.
T minus four hours to evacuation.
Take a seat. We have lots of food.
Talk to some friends about "Walking Distance."
Teams Kilo Lima Mike November in position.
Teams Oscar Foxtrot Quebec Romeo in position.
Tell me who that was and I will help you.
Tell the chairman I'll call him back.
Thank you.
Thanks for the hospitality.
Thanks.
Thanks.
Thanks. Can I have a coffee, please? Cream on the side.
That are gonna wanna know what's taking place.
That he makes a psychic connection by touch.
That his species is predominantly subterranean.
That make sense?
That means they're looking for someone. Now what does that mean?
That means we need Alice to play the wife again.
That night of the crash, you started getting all weird.
That possibility with an announcement that, while it is not likely,
That scene we're filming tonight, where the wife is telling the detective
That settles it. I'm not going anywhere.
That she's scared for him, that she loves him.
That shit ended about a week ago.
That something could happen to your dad, too?
That thing took her?
That trailer Woodward keeps in the school parking lot.
That was a really good zombie murder.
That was no accident! Did you see the bites on their neck?
That was unbelievable!
That whole thing's an Air Force train.
That will hopefully cure all of the zombies.
That would be a great help. Thanks so much.
That's a dumb idea.
That's another county over!
That's definitely Air Force.
That's enough. Charles, take this to the table. Benji, time for dinner!
That's incredible! How much have you made?
That's not even what bothers me.
That's part of it. Just a part.
That's what really bothers me.
That's why I asked her to do this thing in the first place,
The Air Force set that fire. They want the town empty for some reason.
The cables are gone All the poles are empty.
The camera's busted, man. it's over.
The condition of Woodward,
The county is being evacuated due to a wildfire that is raging out of control,
The day of the accident.
The dead coming back to life?
The dead coming back to life? I think you're in danger!
The dungeon?
The evacuation, everything, it's all bad.
The insurance company guy thought I was joking with him.
The moment we made contact, I understood him, and he me.
The one you were holding at the train crash.
The potential is there for the ultimate risk of a meltdown
The town's closed. We're not allowed to go back.
Then go.
Then what happens in Building 47?
There are bodies everywhere.
There are infinitely more effective ways to commit suicide. Pills, hanging...
There were no survivors! Did you see that crash?
There.
There's always a place for you here, Joe. You know that.
There's no way. You heard what she said.
There's this article I want you to read. It explains everything about stories.
These things are made like a bank vault, like a safe.
They do! For when the trains are loaded on the transport ships.
They gave me the runaround for two hours
They look like white Rubik's Cubes, or something.
They were grabbed by military personnel at the middle school.
They will kill you.
They'd have to have a winch to take that out.
They're getting closer!
They're heavy, like metal or something. There's like a billion of them!
They're not gonna kill us. You know why?
They're saying it's just clean up at the crash site, too,
They're taking molds of tire tracks. Why would they be doing that?
They're taking tire prints from the crash site. Over.
They've got trucks over at Woodward's house.
This has been a Charles Kaznyk production.
This investigation is like no other.
This is Nelec. Use the big guns.
This is new, all of this, for the both of us.
This is the train they want to destroy.
This is what I've been talking about. They could be monitoring us right now.
This is where my friend was attacked.
This isn't like her, she just doesn't disappear.
This was never about me. This was always about Alice!
This way.
This way.
This whole evacuation thing's really freaking me out.
This whole operation, this whole military operation,
This... This is scary.
Those aren't bullets. He's loading tracking darts.
Those were zombie attacks!
Though I think I'm having a heart attack. And I have a sc****.
Through pain and lack of compassion, we have taught him to hate us all.
To find our kids.
To keep investigating these zombie murders.
To personally deliver this man back to base.
To tell you that I never meant to hurt anyone.
To the cemetery. I'm...
To turn all these humans into zombies.
Told them that this creature is more sophisticated than any of us,
Truck 14, Rooney's out at the junkyard. I 'll give you an update when I hear back.
Try a turkey roll and you'll discover how.
Twenty microwaves
Understood.
Unless we had worked together in Vietnam.
Unless you can tell me who's been messing around with our stuff,
Vicky, you heard from Sheriff Pruitt this morning?
Vicky, you need to have Dayton send a C.S. unit out to Edie's,
Wait, guys.
Wait, so, guys, people are turning into zombies
Wait, so, I don't have newlines, right? Because I just learned these.
Wait, wait!
Wait!
Wait. Do you know what "reassure her" means?
Wait. Hold on. Let me come over and I'll bring the scenes...
Wait. You talked to Alice Dainard, really?
Walkman. It's like a stereo. Play your own cassette tapes.
Want to tell me where you were?
Was it your mom's?
Was that good?
Was that that thing from the train?
Watching her like this. Like she's still here.
We all do!
We all do.
We brought him in for the car lot and other stuff. He's clean.
We can still make the festival.
We can use my dad's camera.
We can't tell anyone we were there. My dad can't find out I took his car.
We could make another train and blow that one up.
We got a half mile of copper missing.
We got positive I.D. here. It's just a bunch of kids.
We got to go!
We gotta go get the camera fixed
We had such a fun time filming this movie, The Case.
We have to find this thing. Come on!
We have to go back to town to find Alice, to find her. Come on, guys.
We have turned him into an enemy.
We just made this discovery today. You understand this is top secret?
We need a ride into town.
We need to get the National Guard...
We shouldn't take River Road, they put a roadblock up.
We understand!
We watched that one on TV.
We will all pay the price.
We will be out of your way shortly.
We... We totally could.
We'll shoot another angle next. Alice, that was mint.
We'll shoot this direction first.
We'll start on Alice and pan to the train, right?
We're going to go to the school and open the trailer
We're going to the school.
We're gonna learn everything we can about that thing,
We're gonna need units to prepare for Operation Walking Distance.
We're here.
We're not clear.
We're not clear.
We're not gonna have this discussion right now.
We've been going through your belongings, looking for evidence.
We've got good people working on that.
We've got trains crashing, people vanishing.
Weird little cubes?
Well, as you can expect, the local authorities
Well, how much would a ton of gold be worth today?
Well, I tried to be good to him.
Well, I was thinking you should talk to Louis Dainard.
Well, I'd appreciate it if you'd inform your son that my house is off limits.
Well, I'd like to see that manifest, yes.
Well, technically, Hathaway hasn't even...
Well, that was before the new scenes, right?
Well, that's not gonna be possible.
Well, then every single person can tell you how it was.
Well, things have obviously changed for us.
Well, used to.
Well, what am I supposed to do, go to Michigan with you?
Well, what am I supposed to do, go to Michigan with you?
Well, what am I supposed to do...
Well, what the hell you mean they found my dog in Brookville?
Well, what's the fastest you can do?
Well, you just lost all your newlines, Martin.
Well, you're the one who wanted the wife in the movie.
What are they doing transmitting on these frequencies?
What are you doing? Where are we going?
What are you gonna do about the power? It's been out for two days.
What are you gonna do? You going to be with Charles today?
What are you so angry about? That I'm not gonna let you blow up my train?
What are you talking about? Of course it is!
What did he say? "Operation" what?
What do you care what I think about Alice anyway?
What do you think happened?
What do you want me to do, go to Michigan with you?
What I know is that if we don't change this and begin helping him,
What if there are survivors down there?
What is he doing?
What is that?
What is that?
What is this?
What is this? What are you doing here?
What kinds of unusual calls?
What other firepower do we have?
What the fuck?
What the hell is that?
What the hell is that? Move the damn car!
What the hell is this?
What the hell?
What the hell?
What the hell? Holy shit!
What the hell's he doing here?
What the...
What was that necklace?
What you knew. How you knew it. Who else might know.
What, I'm thirsty. I'm in a war zone!
What, like, driving on the tracks?
What, more tax returns?
What?
What?
What?
What? Put it in, put it in! Joe, get the mike ready! Go, go, go!
What'd you say?
What's all that blood?
What's going on?
What's going to happen to us?
What's that gun?
What's that?
What's the blood? Did someone get hurt?
What's the writing?
What's this?
What's this?
What's your problem?
Whatever happens to me, do not let it...
Whatever that means.
When I say "No," I don't mean "Maybe." I don't mean "Yes."
When it touched me, I knew.
When you gonna give me some time, Sharona?
When you see him next,
Where are the keys?
Where are we?
Where are you going?
Where the hell are we going, anyway?
Where'd you learn to do this?
Where's Nelec?
Which for this reporter only adds to the mystery.
Which I really hope you do. Come on, guys.
Which town is that?
Which was hit by the speeding train.
Who are scared out of their mind. They've got one person to rely on.
Who are you?
Who does that? Nobody does that! Idiots do that!
Who has taught at Lillian Middle School for the past six years...
Who is it?
Who would they be looking for?
Whose house is this?
Why are we stopping?
Why are you not reacting? That thing went through my wall!
Why are you so surprised? I always wear lipstick on my shirt.
Why are your trucks sweeping the town?
Why can't I switch with Charles?
Why do you think why? The story, it's about the living dead.
Why don't you just tell me where you put your research
Why else are there six padlocks on the door?
Why is everyone firing?
Why is there dirt in these windows?
Why?
Why? There's nothing wrong! We're gonna finish the movie!
Will die.
Will you hate me if I start our relationship by asking a favor?
With kids who don't run around with cameras and monster make up.
With what's going on in town.
Without compassion or respect.
Woodward apparently fell asleep at the wheel of his pickup truck,
Woodward has in the parking lot. I bet that...
Woodward keeps all kinds of weird stuff in the dungeon.
Woodward said it was subterranean. I think I know where it is.
Would you like to help me test it on this innocent victim of my creation?
Wouldn't they have searched stuff in the schoolroom, too?
Yeah, but it's not a story yet.
Yeah, I think so.
Yeah, I'm fine.
Yeah, it's Air Force, but what does it mean?
Yeah, man, I was just thinking about that, too.
Yeah, she was. We all were.
Yeah, that's dry brush technique.
Yeah, they put us on the bus.
Yeah, they're loading them onto these red trucks. There are dozens of them.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. He put it in the dungeon and never gave it back.
Yeah. I didn't help him out with financing last year,
Yeah. I'll be with Charles.
Yeah. it's him.
Yeah. Sure.
Yeah. That one is the Hunchback of Notre Dame.
Yeah. Yeah, that was... That was great.
Yes or no, you ugly freak! I'm about to rescind the offer.
Yes, Deputy. I'm told this crash has caused a whole mess of confusion.
Yes, I believe I am.
Yes, Sir.
Yes, Sir.
Yes, Sir.
Yes, sir. But I think you should look at this first.
Yes, sir. Thank you.
Yes, this fell out of the pocket of the attacker's pocket.
Yes. Thank you so much for doing this. Do you have a tire iron?
You and I aren't clear about anything. We couldn't be less clear.
You been having any troubles with anyone lately, Izzy?
You can still live.
You can trust me.
You can't ask me any questions, though,
You cannot flake out on me and be a dick.
You could jump from a building.
You didn't do this for me, and you know it.
You do have a choice!
You do have a choice.
You don't know anything about Alice, either. She's kind.
You don't know those frequencies offhand, do you?
You don't seem to be asking very many questions.
You don't want him to die because they love each other.
You dorks are alive? I thought that...
You ever think of that?
You go home and you don't come back here!
You gonna be okay without me?
You got any sparklers in there?
You got to do it. You're the only one.
You guys weren't wondering that?
You guys! Get up here. You can see everything from up here!
You have three minutes.
You heard what Old Man Woodward said, we can't talk about this.
You honestly think she cares about the scenes? She was totally wigged.
You know that train model you just made?
You know the first place I'm gonna drive when I get my license?
You know what this feels like to me? This feels like a Russian invasion.
You know, in scene... Where is it?
You know, make the place look like it's busy.
You listen to me. I've got 12,000 people in this town
You mean why he crashed the train?
You need to reassure her.
You should go.
You think it's fixable?
You totally did, I know that's true, but...
You want Joe to stay back? I guess...
You want to buy some pot?
You want to come in?
You want to go back?
You want to see it? The train?
You want to tell me about those employees?
You want to try?
You won't even let me blow up your train.
You wouldn't mind if I took a look around, would you?
You, my little pretty one, my pretty one
You. Get out of here.
You'd like it there.
You'd like it. I know I did.
You're a good deputy, but you need to take a vacation.
You're a total brain.
You're alive! You're alive.
You're alive. Are you okay? Can you hear me?
You're not friends with Alice Dainard.
You're not supposed to talk at all in the silent reading section.
You're the Deputy's boy.
You're under military arrest. Drop your weapons.
You've been in an accident. You're gonna be okay.
Your dad. He told me. He was worried.
Your mom took it for him,
Your mother used to say he's not such a bad guy.
Your movie was over! That's what you said! You were upset!
Your obsession with fireworks, and I'm saying this as a friend,
15 and 16 year olds, who have better stories and
...And production value. Guys!
"Hello, hello?" I know what that looks like.
"Sweetheart, this is my job." Martin! I wrote a newline.
A suicide? Who was it? A former Air Force officer.
A voice inverter, yeah, at home. Whatever. Get it.
And he's not embarrassed by that. Look who's talking, Math Camp!
and the film developed from last night. Okay.
And then... He got up and walked away?
Anybody get their plates? I didn't get the plate. Did you get it?
Back! Holy shit! Holy shit!
before you do the make up. Okay. Okay.
Biology. Honors Biology.
By who? I've never seen him before.
Calm down! Come on! Come on!
Cary, you put film in the camera, right? I didn't put it in.
Cary! What?
Cary. Don't cover my mouth!
Charles, come on, move it. I'm coming!
Charles, dinner! I'm coming!
Charles! Got it.
Clear! Clear! Come on, move!
Come here. What are these things? Shit.
Come on, Joe! You can do it! Come on, Joe!
Come on! You can do it! Come on!
Come on. Break the glass, you pussy! Come on, Joe! Hit it! Come on!
Corporal. I left the medication my wife needs.
Do we have any more English muffins? Why don't you get up and check.
Doctor. Detective.
Don't forget to get the yard. I will.
Don't put your hand under there! Joe, you don't know what's under there!
Driver! Can you see anything up there? No, sir! Nothing.
Dude, it looked awesome. That was magic.
Dude, she's dead. Alice is dead... Don't say that!
Five bucks? Yeah.
Five years? No, I think it was six.
For English? Yeah. Yeah.
Get in costume, costume, costume! Okay, I will.
Go! Come on, guys, hurry!
Go! Come on!
Go! You don't want to be here! Go! Joe, what are you doing?
God! Joe, turn the car around!
Guys, come on, let's go. Where are we going?
Guys, did you see those explosions? You guys seen Alice?
Guys, it's Dr. Woodward! He's been restrained
Guys, the seat belt is killing me! Unhook it!
Guys, watch out! Joe, what the hell are you...
Guys, what was that? It sounds like gunshots.
Guys. Look at all this junk!
H through N. I can't get it anywhere else.
He had a gun! An actual physical gun! Oh, shit!
He's all yours, Staff Sergeant. Let's go.
He's only a deputy, he's not the Sheriff. Doesn't matter.
He's too stoned! Drugs are so bad!
Help you with what? We have to get inside.
Here we go. Go!
Hey, Alice, welcome back. Hey!
Hey, Alice. It's Joe Lamb. Hi.
Hey, Dainard. Would you just wait a minute? Wait!
Hey, Milner. Yeah.
Hey, sweetie. Hey. I'm gonna find my dad.
Hey! You got to be kidding.
His mother's not a zombie. But she's dead, shithead.
Holy shit, that's mint. Really?
How did you know? Anything left behind?
How much more is there? About 60 more boxes in the basement.
Hurry! Get that camera ready! Go, go! Shut up!
I can't watch this. Martin, you're gonna throw up, man.
I can't. There's a tank behind us. Holy shit!
I just needed this one. There.
I just want to talk to you, Jack. Get him out of here.
I knew this was a mistake. Jack, I...
I know my dad's being a turkey. Whatever.
I love you so much! I love you, too!
I need a better storyline... Hey!
I ordered these for a reason. Excuse me.
I think you're in danger. I have no...
I'm impressed. No.
I'm not staying with the girls! God, Cary! Shut up!
It sunk almost a foot! I'll take care of that.
It took Alice. What?
It was a Twizzler! Hey, where'd it go?
It wasn't an accident. What?
It's bolted! I want to go home so bad!
It's got some... Hello?
It's loaded. Move out. Yes, sir.
It's not about the movie. Then what is it about?
It's not gonna be hard... Do you mind?
It's okay, Smartin. Shut up.
It's on the news, that means it's real. I know.
It's Sheriff Pruitt! I know.
Jack! Jack, just let me... No.
Jesus! Go!
Joe, open it! Open the door!
Joe, reload the cap gun. Okay.
Joe, what are you doing? Joe, stop!
Joe, where are we going? I saw something in the cemetery.
Keep going! Are we alive?
Look out! Get down! Get down!
Make sure you let Lucy out, all right? Okay. I will.
Martin, it's gonna be okay, all right? Are you serious?
Maybe it's not even Air Force. I bet you five bucks it's Air Force.
Midnight, okay? Don't forget. I won't forget.
Mint! Gnarly! Yes!
Mom... It's your turn to babysit.
Morning, Joe. Good morning, Mr. Kaznyk.
Mr. Harkin! What's going on? Evacuation! The fire!
My dog's gone. Disappeared. The phones won't produce a signal.
My generator is missing. The phones aren't working.
No, it didn't. I've never even had any lines.
No, no. Don't. Don't come... I'll be right there. it's a good idea.
No! Joe!
No. It's on the news.
No. No.
Oh, my God! Go!
Oh, my God! Run!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Holy shit!
Oh, my God! Shit! Run!
Oh, my God! Shut up! I never seen so many colors in my life.
Oh, my God. I gave you a camera! I helped you!
Oh, no. Is she dead? Just come with us.
Oh, shit! My camera's shattered now. No.
Okay, so, you know that part when... I just finished memorizing this line.
One, two, three! One, two, three! One, two, three! One, two, three!
Or fall down some stairs. Well, that's not really effective.
Peg, tell the twins to stop. I can't, they don't listen.
Please, sir. Just let us out!
Preston, get in position! I will. I have to get the money.
Probably, Smartin. Cary, shut up.
Put them at the table. See you tomorrow, Charles.
Really? Really.
Really? We have to move.
She's nice to me! I don't care what she is!
Sheriff, we came that way. Don't argue with me! Just follow me!
Shit! Let's get the hell out of here! Holy shit! Run! Shit!
Shut up. It's for silent reading.
Shut up. I like coffee. No one likes coffee.
So leave the past alone, Martha. I can't.
So what? You knew that?
So, you know that part when you say... No.
Sorry about that. Shut up.
Sorry, kid. Yeah, no problem. I'll find something.
Staff Sergeant. Hi. How are you doing?
Subterranean. And that he is being treated
Sure thing. Jack, what is this?
Sure. He's so sophisticated.
That's right. Jesus, Cary, shut up.
Then what happened? He was dead.
There was a truck on the train tracks. Are you serious?
There's a monster out there, Joe! What the hell is it?
There's other tunnels. So?
These turkey rolls are pretty good. Told you.
This is crazy! What is going on?
This is gross! Well, how about you clean it up?
Those were hard times. I'd rather not talk about it.
Those were hard times. I'd rather not talk about it.
To destroy, yeah! My God, will you guys just shut up?
to set him free. Oh, my God.
Understand? No.
Want one? New Castle, Pennsylvania.
Was that a rock? I'm sorry, Smartin.
Watch out! Joe, what the hell are you...
We need to find... Did you hear about Joe?
We shouldn't be here. Oh, my God!
We're still gonna finish your movie. It's not about the movie.
Well, where'd the other line go? It's gone. This one's better.
What are they shooting at? Guys, we have to run.
What are you wearing? Come here.
What do you think was in the coffin? Jesus, shut up.
What is that thing? What the hell?
What is this? We're under the water tower. Look.
What wife? Alice Dainard.
What? New lines?
What? We can use it. We can film it.
What? No. What do you mean "no"? it's awesome.
What? What are you talking about? Like Mr. Attitude, all of a sudden.
What's happening here? A military police investigation.
What's obvious? God, you're a dumbass.
What's this? New scene. Check it out.
when you take care of people. It is mine.
Who? It is. Yeah, for sure.
Who's got the bags? Get in the car!
Why are we stopped? Holy shit!
Why did this happen? Martin, it's gonna be okay.
Why is everyone firing? We gotta go!
Why? Because we're just...
Wow. I'm not in his class. We know.
Yeah, I know. We read it. We get it. You really hate it.
Yeah? Good morning, Mr. Dainard.
Yeah. I saw it. I should go.
Yes, I know what rollers are. Okay, so...
You can do it, Joe! Let's go. Come on!
You gonna tell him about that huge... Yes.
You got it? The dungeon? Are you serious?
You got to play the soldier. I thought you were calling Evan.
You guys hear that? Help him rebuild that ship. I won't. .
You like Alice Dainard? You're such an idiot!
You shut up. I don't like it when you call me that.
You're a good friend. You, too.
You're impossible. Charles! Now!
Your cargo train. I want to blow it up and film it.
'Cause that's Kind of what zombies do.
"It's nothing that you need to worry about.
"Map of the Contiguous United States."
"Sweetheart, this is my job. I have no choice.
"Walking Distance."
"What am I supposed to do, go to Michigan with you?
"You'll die. Your parents will die." Guys, this is not good information!

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