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I Dream of Jeannie - Season 1

I Dream of Jeannie - Season 1

"I Dream of Jeannie" is a beloved television series that aired from 1965 to 1970, captivating the hearts of millions of viewers. This sitcom, created by Sidney Sheldon, revolves around the hilarious misadventures of an astronaut and a beautiful genie, providing endless laughter and entertainment.

The show stars the iconic Barbara Eden as Jeannie, the whimsical and vivacious genie who finds herself in a bottle for 2,000 years, waiting to be released by a lucky soul. Her chemistry with the lead character, Captain Tony Nelson, played by Larry Hagman, is the driving force behind much of the show's charm and humor.

The cast of "I Dream of Jeannie" also includes Bill Daily as Major Roger Healey, Captain Nelson's best friend and partner in various escapades. Roger often finds himself caught up in the chaos caused by Jeannie and her magical abilities, creating a dynamic trio that keeps viewers thoroughly entertained. Additionally, Hayden Rorke portrays Colonel Dr. Alfred E. Bellows, a psychiatrist who becomes suspicious of Jeannie's magical presence and frequently tries to expose her secret.

Throughout the show's first season, which aired in 1965, viewers are treated to a multitude of hilarious and heartwarming episodes. From Jeannie's attempts to fit into the modern world, often causing mayhem and confusion, to her misinterpretations of Captain Nelson's requests, the adventures are abundant and unforgettable. "I Dream of Jeannie" seamlessly combines elements of comedy, fantasy, and romance, making it a timeless classic.

The success of "I Dream of Jeannie" resides in its talented cast and their ability to bring these unforgettable characters to life. Barbara Eden's portrayal of Jeannie is enchanting, blending humor and innocence with an irresistible charm. Larry Hagman's Captain Tony Nelson is the perfect counterbalance, providing the straight man reaction to the magical chaos Jeannie creates. Bill Daily's Major Roger Healey adds his own brand of comedic relief to the mix, making for an irresistible trio of characters.

If you're looking to relive the magic of "I Dream of Jeannie" or discover it for the first time, you're in luck. You can play and download the delightful sounds from this beloved series here, immersing yourself in its laughter-inducing moments and heartwarming interactions. From Jeannie's iconic blink sound effect to the catchy theme song that instantly transports you to 1960s television, these sounds will transport you to a world of laughter and fantasy.

"I Dream of Jeannie" touched the hearts of millions during its illustrious run and continues to bring joy to audiences today. With its timeless humor, unforgettable characters, and captivating storylines, this classic sitcom remains a true gem of television history. So sit back, relax, and let the magic of "I Dream of Jeannie" whisk you away to a world filled with laughter and enchantment.

A 1 00 foot long yacht.
A 400 yard drive.
A beautiful female spy?
A beautiful girl on a desert island. A girl who would do anything for you.
A beautiful tent and beautiful food?
A big hurry.
A blond? Did you see a blond?
A boat. A boat in the water, in the ocean.
A child could see it like this.
A Chinese gentleman with a gun took
A confession now will save you a lot of time and trouble.
A crystal ball?
A den of thieves? Look who's talking.
A diamond mine in Africa? The presidency of
A fake.
A fet How do you know that, sir?
A fleet of airplanes? A harem?
A fortuneteller.
A freak rainstorm has hit the Gobi Desert.
A friend of mine left him here?
A friend of whose?
A genie who can only bring her master bacon and eggs.
A girl genie.
A girl in a harem costume?
A girl in a harem costume.
A girl who feels your coffee cup on your first date.
A group of my friends dropped in.
A house is like Like a living thing.
A hundred? A hundred! Well, thank you very much, sir.
A liberal amount of champagne.
A little bit of sugar...
A little bit.
A little kid like that who never did you any harm.
A little talk, not too much
A little token of my appreciation.
A long rest is indicated, captain...
A long, long trip to a far off place.
A man of culture who can tutor thy children.
A man on television.
A man you don't know anything about?
A meeting is expected to be called at Geneva next month.
A million bottles on the beach, and l had to pick hers.
A new car, or saving your friend's life?
A nice steam bath will calm you down.
A nurse's aide?
A pair of 2000 year old slippers? No, no, no.
A pineapple plantation in Alaska?
A pity.
A plain girl like that, she has to do everything she can to get a date.
A problem has arisen about your trip.
A razor just doesn't simply get up and walk away by itself.
A regular Joan of Arc.
A remarkable manifestation of mind over matter.
A robbery by someone in this base? That's hard to believe.
A scene. Lines. Some dialogue.
A secret mission, huh?
A ship.
A show. l love shows, sir.
A simple ceremony it is.
A simple ceremony will be just fine.
A ski chalet in Bermuda.
A slide rule at 2:00 in the morning?
A suitcase.
A tether, it's Well, it's like a rope.
A thousand dollars?
A traveller.
A vacant lot.
A very pretty girl. A princess. This is official business.
A whole day?
A wicked and powerful jinn...
A woman just can't vanish into a puff of smoke.
A woman should have the kind of wardrobe...
A woman, maybe?
A yacht in the Gobi Desert?
Abdul, Marilla, give them my dinner.
About 1 0 seconds ago.
About my not using all your powers.
About this process of yours, sir. ls it expensive?
Abracadabra, kalamazoo, presto!
Abracadabra, kalamazoo!
Abracadabra, Zelamizoo You're uncle Jeff and auntie Sue
Absolutely. You'll be right where you belong.
According to her application, she wasn't even born then.
Across the street from my house?
Across the street?
Action.
Action.
Administration says:
Admiral Tugwell.
Affirmative.
After all the trouble she's caused? You're the one that caused trouble.
After all, l'm l'm older than you are.
After all, no rockets left for Mars today.
After all, they're just slippers. ls this worth all the fuss over it?
After l remember where l've hidden the suitcase.
After what you've been through, l don't blame you. See you, Tony.
After what?
Again?
Again? What's he done this time?
Age?
Airplane, airplane.
Airplane, you know.... lt's up in the sky.
Ali deals with giants...
Ali is waiting for me with a hot iron...
All Americans are crazy!
All during lunch Roger kept insisting.
All he thinks of you is something to use.
All l need is one.
All l want is to make you happy.
All l wanted to do was to try to help him.
All l'm saying is that he does some very peculiar things.
All of us have been brought here by a common desire:
All right now, Jeannie, come on out of there.
All right now, Jeannie. Now you come out of there!
All right, all right.
All right, all right. Never mind.
All right, but l wouldn't keep him waiting too long if l were you.
All right, captain.
All right, coming out for a point again.
All right, cut it. Cut it.
All right, darling. Of course l understand.
All right, fella, l warned you.
All right, fine. Then marry Roger.
All right, here comes another lucky roller.
All right, here we go again for another lucky number.
All right, if you like this coat so much...
All right, if you're sure.
All right, Jeannie, get him.
All right, Jeannie, l've had it.
All right, Jeannie, put me down.
All right, Jeannie.
All right, Jeannie. Come on out.
All right, Jeannie. l'm aware of the fringe benefits.
All right, l'll bring them right down.
All right, l'll give it a try.
All right, l'm tired of sevens and elevens, anyway.
All right, lady. Now we are going home.
All right, look, forget about the airplane.
All right, master.
All right, master. Farewell.
All right, men.
All right, now, come on out.
All right, now, come on.
All right, Roge.
All right, roll it.
All right, son.
All right, stay in there.
All right, tell you what.
All right, that That's enough.
All right, we better be going. l'll be home early.
All right, we have a new man coming up real quick like.
All right, we're coming out for a point.
All right, we're coming out for a point.
All right, where are you?
All right, who's the next lucky roller?
All right, young lady, come on out.
All right, young lady.
All right?
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. But don't keep it up too long.
All right. But l keep bottle here.
All right. But l warned you, master.
All right. Coming out for another number.
All right. Just relax.
All right. Knock it off.
All right. l'll be out on the patio if you need me.
All right. l'll come back and pick you up myself.
All right. l'll give it another try.
All right. l'll go find Dr. Bellows. You relax. l'll be right back.
All right. Let's go.
All right. Let's look for that. And hurry.
All right. ln your bottle.
All right. My car is
All right. No tricks.
All right. Right down there.
All right. Thanks, Roge.
All right. We have a new shooter coming up.
All right. We're coming out for another number.
All systems A okay.
All systems normal.
All the time he's had you and didn't offer to share with me?
All those boxes go straight back to the store.
All we have to do now is alert the Navy.
All we need is another one running around.
All you have to do Hey, wait a minute.
All you have to do is blink these handcuffs off.
All you wanted to do was to get rid of me.
All you're doing is make me miserable.
Alrighty.
Also very lovable. How about dinner?
Am l through?
Am l?
Amazing. Unbelievable.
American cigarette?
Among Jeannie's many accomplishments...
Among the Guests Star scattered in the Grass
An American woman.
An ancient Persian remedy.
An appendectomy is gonna be performed on him at 2:00.
An assignment? l'm already working on the ballistic control simulator.
An astronaut who's afraid of a simple, little appendectomy.
An astronaut?
An astronaut? What is that?
An elephant in his bedroom?
An excellent idea.
An orgy with a harem girl at NASA?
An original painting by Major Roger Healey.
And And you put her in the drawer.
And a big, beautiful good morning to you, colonel.
And a cup of coffee.
And a friend.
And a little sneaky.
And a villa on the French Riviera.
And after that, l will lie down all day. l promise.
And all the time you were right here in the bottle!
And as for your camel, he got the saddle sores.
And B, the pincer movement.
And be prepared to spend the afternoon with me.
And because you're a close friend...
And before that, he caught you in the office?
And besides, l'm an astronaut. l'm not a housekeeper.
And besides, l'm doing this for Roger.
And besides, l'm not even dressed.
And come on. Come on over here.
And congratulations, sir.
And do you know something, captain?
And do you remember the time you blew me out of the wind tunnel?
And don't overcook it.
And don't worry about a thing while you're away.
And Dr. Bellows said if there's anyone that should have a wife, it's you.
And everyone knows that the original of this painting...
And everything you've said tonight will, of course, remain strictly between us.
And for the father, get yourself that nice fellow who
And give my love to Tanya.
And good help is impossible to get.
And grand larceny. l can't wait to hear what your choice is.
And have a word with my vacuum cleaner too. lt's in the hall closet.
And he knows. He just He knows there's no house on it.
And he seems to resent it.
And he specifically suggested a bright, young astronaut for the tour.
And he told me about the submarine and drugged tea.
And he translated an ancient work on botany.
And he:
And he's gonna want me to explain.
And he's very fond of you, and....
And her arms and her legs are missing?
And here is your newspaper.
And here we have....
And here's the rest of your martini.
And how did you get here?
And how do you feel when you wake up?
And if he says it's genuine?
And if it works, it's going to solve one of the most pressing problems in
And if l do play, he's gonna kill me.
And if l don't, l'm gonna be in terrible trouble.
And if l have to explain...
And if there's nothing wrong with him, he's mine, all mine.
And if they are, they just keep on going.
And if they start to disappear again lt's been nice chatting with you.
And if this is a trick to gain time...
And if you cared anything for me, you'd help me avenge this insult.
And if you did, please tell your friends we'll be here next year.
And if you do not pass these tests?
And if you promise not to go out with other girls.
And if you should become a millionaire...
And if you're interested in miracles...
And if you're wrong, doctor....
And in your joyous errand Reach the spot
And l am going to please thee very much.
And l bet my painting brings a bigger price than your painting.
And l decided to let you keep your genie.
And l do not mind working nights either.
And l don't like having plans made for my future...
And l don't like my best man being picked for me.
And l don't think you realize how much you've changed.
And l don't want you raining in my soup.
And l have every reason in the world to be upset.
And l just wanted to let you know there are no hard feelings.
And l know just where l'm going to get the house too.
And l know you'll make a wonderful A fine ambassador.
And l love you. So of course you're doing the right thing.
And l must have them back.
And l must say that this doesn't surprise me one bit.
And l must say, l earn my salary. See, that's the point.
And l remember, the medium told Mark Antony that if he didn't watch out
And l think l better listen.
And l think l figured out how she does it.
And l think maybe l'm in the wrong business.
And l think there's some kind of a swindle going on.
And l want it back right now.
And l want my slippers back.
And l want you to promise me that they'll stay exactly where they are.
And l was just wondering what it was.
And l was so proud of doing these things for you.
And l was worried about moving in with a hamster.
And l will Oh, l should be mad at you.
And l will do it without using a single genie trick.
And l will tell them that l insist that they let you loose.
And l would have a word with thee, sir.
And l...
And l'd like my yacht back again...
And l'll be there to watch your every move.
And l'm l'm willing to make allowances...
And l'm also Captain Nelson's friend.
And l'm also gonna do a sequel on Captain Healey.
And l'm going to produce one.
And l'm gonna give you the address of my hotel...
And l'm gonna stay right here...
And l'm gonna take this picture with me.
And l'm pleased to meet you.
And l'm telling you not to. He's a major and l'm a colonel.
And l've been kidnapped, and as you can probably observe...
And leave you out in this wilderness? Forget it.
And like that, you made a date with him?
And maybe we'll throw in a little Dallas and Houston too.
And my next question is going to be:
And not a very clever one.
And now for my next trick l will Oh, yes.
And now l want you to notice a perfectly normal handkerchief...
And now l'm really ready to fly.
And now, my razor is missing.
And of course you don't have to worry about me.
And of course, they're the only plover eggs l've ever tasted.
And once he does that, then l think we can make him explain...
And one ounce. That's not the worst of it.
And our families have sworn to destroy each other.
And Papa too.
And please? Thank you.
And secondly, you can stop being such a neatener.
And Senator Kane of the Armed Forces Appropriations Committee...
And seven, the line loses.
And seven, the loser.
And she asked you to talk me into taking her with me, right?
And she wanted to have it with Captain Nelson.
And she wanted to have it with Captain Nelson.
And she was the worst cook in the Middle East.
And some of us make more than others.
And sometimes he walks in space.
And Tanya?
And thanks for being so understanding, Melissa.
And that dinner you made.
And that includes you and this car.
And that is why he acted so strangely.
And that will be all. Dismissed.
And that woman with the bad legs, you will not see her again?
And that, Captain Healey, calls for champagne. Follow me.
And that's all the information l'm required to give.
And that's exactly what you're gonna do for Dr. Bellows.
And that's exactly what's gonna happen to me...
And that's really all there is to it.
And the black Rolls Royce with the beautiful chauffeur...
And the Chinese gentleman with a gun took him away.
And the frame, new.
And the maids at the house.
And the married astronaut came off 6 percent better.
And the perfume?
And the perfume.
And the unit is carried by hand.
And the way he moves...
And then call the airstrip and find out what flight l'm taking to Nevada.
And then he He got a case of the bends, and then....
And then l looked a second time...
And then l very carefully put the papers inside.
And then l'll take you out to dinner on the town.
And then one of her confederates steps in...
And then she falls into my lap like a ripe plum.
And then when l said l wanted to dance with him, he turned white.
And then you say, ''Jeannie, stay where you are. Don't go away.''
And then, we'll
And then....
And there in this house, the girl in the bottle plays spin the astronaut.
And there in this house, the girl in the bottle plays spin the astronaut.
And there in this house, the girl in the bottle...
And there in this house...
And there in this house...
And there is no explanation.
And there was a well around here.
And there was no one to meet me at the airport.
And there was no trace of her in the water.
And there, in this house, the girl in the bottle...
And there, in this house...
And there's Ali, the man who hit me.
And there's more where that came from, chum.
And there's no one here but us and our unseen friends...
And they took good care of these for me. l'm grateful.
And they wanted that inside information.
And this decision came as quite a surprise to you, didn't it?
And this is my father.
And this is the fourth nightclub we've been to.
And to celebrate, l'm gonna take you and Roger to lunch.
And Tony wanted the walls to know he was in trouble.
And too easy for our purposes.
And try to understand why l must go out with Captain Healey.
And we can leave that there.
And we have already contacted the submarine.
And we have Beverly, Elizabeth, and we have....
And we have here...
And we have spared no expense in casting.
And we're going to find him.
And we've gotta work fast.
And what a favour.
And what a gag. l really had you guys going, huh?
And what do you wish for, little Tiger?
And what does that mean?
And what is that?
And what power will you use to stop me?
And what's that, sir?
And when l landed, l l l
And when l told Annabelle we're going out of town for a week...
And when l was asleep and l knew that you were due to appear...
And when l'm finished explaining it to him...
And when Madame Zolta says she's expecting you, she
And when Mr. Nestor examines it, he won't have any choice...
And when they come in, l'm going to hit them with my fists.
And when you walked in space....
And when you work nights, the secretary is here with you?
And when, lik e her, oh, Sakí You shall pass
And where did you study stenography?
And where is the mummy?
And who is Nellie?
And why not? He loves her.
And wild rice.
And worse yet, you do not have parents either.
And would you believe it, my watch looked just like this...
And you You know he's gonna ask.
And you are not angry that l came here?
And you are only doing your job, master.
And you are very stubborn.
And you believed he would do this?
And you better be good, major. You better be very good.
And you can begin immediately, doctor.
And you can keep your slippers on.
And you can summon them any time you want to?
And you carefully hid it? ln a place where nobody would ever find it.
And you certainly wouldn't want to do that.
And you didn't see a lady in here with...
And you have to get to your hotel and pack.
And you just don't send that big man to Andromeda lnlet.
And you know what you said to your friend when her hand disappeared?
And you said that you would spend the whole day with me.
And you take cream and one sugar.
And you want me to come over right away. Well
And you want to start using them now?
And you will take me to the beach tonight?
And you wouldn't make plans for my honeymoon...
And you. Come with me!
And you'll get me off the hook?
And you'll make someone a wonderful wife.
And you'll see me tomorrow morning at 8:00 in my office.
And you're asking me to be your golf partner?
And you're one of them.
And you're seriously thinking of going to Reno without Jeannie?
And your suit.
And your wounds from the pygmy attack.
And, hey, Captain Nelson, l know how you do that floating trick.
And, incidentally, congratulations on your last space walk.
And, l want you here too, doctor.
And, well, frankly, l find it almost impossible to believe.
And, well, you don't know what she's like.
And...
And...
Andromeda lnlet?
Angel, l've been looking for you everywhere.
Another 40 footer.
Another abstract?
Any
Any friend of Tony Bunny's is a friend of mine.
Any questions?
Any reaction?
Any specific directions, sir?
Any time, major.
Any wish?
Anyone can make you one egg and two slices of bacon.
Anyone could dance with you.
Anyone who can give expert advice like that can't be trusted.
Anything he does concerns me...
Anything wrong, captain?
Anything you say, darling.
Anything you say, master.
Anything you say. Look, you get dressed.
Anything. Anything you want.
Anytime, Dr. Bellows.
Anytime.
Anyway, l'm l'm busy Sunday.
Anyway, that's what Dr. Bellows says.
Apologize? For what?
Are these better, master?
Are they ? Are they under a cushion?
Are they not beautiful, master? And they fit perfectly.
Are you all right?
Are you all through now, doctor?
Are you angry?
Are you asking me as my master or as a jealous Tony Bunny?
Are you beginning to get the picture, major?
Are you betting, major?
Are you certain we are doing the right thing?
Are you coming here often, Tony?
Are you engaged or just going together?
Are you expecting Nostradamus or someone?
Are you gonna turn him into a three headed toad?
Are you having any luck at the tables?
Are you kidding?
Are you kidding? It feels great.
Are you kidding? Where haven't l been?
Are you not going to kiss me goodbye?
Are you on the level about this Mecca thing?
Are you ready to make your confession now, major?
Are you satisfied?
Are you satisfied?
Are you standing there, telling me Major Nelson painted a Rembrandt?
Are you sure about this, doctor?
Are you sure it was not Captain Nelson at Cape Kennedy?
Are you sure she was there?
Are you sure that cask doesn't contain something else, captain?
Are you sure this is all right with my uncle?
Are you sure you need this?
Are you sure you're feeling all right? This is your $50.
Are you sure you're ready for show business?
Are you telling me that Major Nelson has broken his arm?
Are you there, dear Herbert?
Are you trying to tell me that your great grandfather...
Are you trying to tell us that this is not a genuine Rembrandt?
Are you working for your master or for the house?
Are you? l'm afraid l didn't get your name.
Aren't they lovely?
Aren't you at least gonna say, '' How do you do?''
Arnie, do you still cut Myrt in half with the band saw?
Art expert.
Art experts have been known to make mistakes.
Art thou really sorry?
As a matter of fact, around the base he's known as ''Old Fickle.''
As a matter of fact, l did the same experiment a long time ago.
As a matter of fact, l have to be running along too.
As a matter of fact, l noticed you were wearing...
As a matter of fact, l was just going to bed.
As a matter of fact, l'd better take care of that right now...
As a matter of fact, l'm gonna have my appendix out one of these days.
As a matter of fact, l'm not going to Europe and neither is my wife.
As a matter of fact, l'm writing a book on Captain Nelson's behaviour.
As a matter of fact, l've been wanting to talk to you.
As a matter of fact, there wasn't an operation.
As a matter of fact, you might say that l've come to say hello.
As a psychiatrist, l know that everything has an explanation.
As long as he can't prove anything, there's nothing to worry about.
As long as l am his genie, l c
As long as l do my work, Dr. Bellows won't mind my living comfortably.
As long as l've got the bottle, that's my genie.
As ready as l'll ever be.
As what, a harem dancer? This is business.
As you Americans say, the wild horses could not keep me away.
As you know, captain, l've had you under observation for several months.
As you know, these tests determine your main interests and ability.
As you wish, master.
As you wish, master.
As you wish.
As you wish. Bon voyage.
Aside from what was on the ground, the only thing he ate was his left shoe.
Ask anyone.
Ask her to move over.
Astronauts can't go around marrying genies, can they?
At 2:00, look who's gonna operate on me.
At 7:00?
At Cape Kennedy, America's three man astronaut team...
At least get back in the bottle until he's gone, please.
At least he used to know how to do it 2000 years ago.
At least it looked like a bottle.
At least it looked like a bottle.
At least it looked like a bottle. But it didn't act like a bottle.
At least l hope not.
At least l think l see. With you, l never know.
At least, it looked like a bottle. But it didn't act like a bottle.
At my own court martial, you want to make me happy?
At one time, l was thinking of retiring.
At the country club.
Aunt Fatama is a lovely woman, but she never stops talking.
Aunt Fatama, Captain Nelson.
Average Russian.
Babylonian passport?
Back home we have an old saying.
Back in the bottle.
Back into the bottle.
Bagging Major Nelson.
Be a pal, just this once.
Be careful, it is a trap.
Be patient, Mr. Nestor.
Be quiet, Jeannie, please.
Be reasonable. One blink and Dr. Bellows would change his mind.
Be your golf partner in a tournament?
Beautiful?
Beautiful.
Because Because l'd miss you, that's why.
Because across the street your master will be watching...
Because Dr. Bellows is flying over Pierre Millay from Paris.
Because General Peterson thinks l'm losing my mind.
Because in it was a genie.
Because in it was a genie.
Because in it was a genie.
Because in it was a genie.
Because in it was a genie.
Because in it was a genie.
Because l am no longer your genie.
Because l don't have appendicitis.
Because l don't like to gamble. l'm doing this as a favour to you.
Because l don't think General Peterson would want to win that way.
Because l love you, l will give you a choice.
Because l'm late for a lunch date, that's why.
Because l'm telling you to.
Because NASA has assigned me as a technical director...
Because now you need me, and l can help you.
Because of security reasons, they do not use civilian personnel.
Because of the very nature of this mission...
Because she spells her name with a G.
Because they're gonna put me in jail for it. Dr. Bellows has given me...
Because thou went to so much trouble not to marry me.
Because we are a very generous people.
Because women aren't allowed. Now, smoke out.
Because, Jeannie, the results of my survival test...
Because, you know, anything, that's....
Been looking forward to this tour, captain.
Before a wedding, a bunch of happy, carefree bachelors get together...
Before l go, l want you to know just one thing.
Before l make thee sorry thou wert born...
Before one can make a cheese sandwich...
Before you enlisted, you must have been doing something.
Before you operate, could you read a medical pamphlet?
Behind a picture? ln a book? ln a purse? ln a hatbox?
Behold!
Being an astronaut, l
Believe it or not, this is the easiest trick in the book.
Believe me, if you knew all the trouble l went through...
Believe me, it's later than you think. lt's midnight.
Believe me, l wanted to, but he would not let me.
Believe me, l will, general.
Believe me, sir, you've no idea how l've tried.
Believe me, you will not like it, master.
Bellows has the museum guard in his office now.
Ben Hur?
Bend over a little at the waist.
Bend over a little. Try it again.
Besides that, l want two television sets.
Besides, isn't the original hanging in the Louvre?
Besides, what do you know about celestial navigation?
Besides, you know l will make him a wonderful wife.
Besides, you've got your studying to do, young lady. And that's important.
Bet a Million Healey, they call me. Put it all on the line.
Betsy Sonya.
Better get back to him.
Better keep an eye on him too.
Better luck next time.
Between the jeep crash and the explosion...
Beverly Hills. About 1 :00?
Big fat lady with dark hair.
Bigger than a breadbox and better than a genie?
Bigger than a breadbox.
Bilejik, l'm gonna see that your name goes down in history.
Bilejik?
Bilejik?
Bill, l need a favour of you.
Birthplace, Babylon?
Blackjack. House wins.
Blast off!
Blatant disobedience. No excuse, sir.
Bless you.
Blink her out?
Blink her out?
Blink her out.
Blink my heart out of my mouth.
Blisters this big, that's what happened.
Boats are safe.
Bottle
Bottle to genie, genie to master
Bottle to genie, genie to master, master to Mecca.
Bottle to genie, genie to master...
Bottle to genie. Genie to master.
Boy, am l gonna have a big fat apology coming from you.
Boy, grownups sure have bad ears.
Boy, I wish I had your imagination.
Boy, is that a load off my mind.
Boy, it must be 1 1 0 in the shade out here. lf there was any shade.
Boy, l feel guilty. l could have tipped poor Tony off when he came in.
Boy, l must have been on liquid oxygen.
Boy, l wish l could do that.
Boy, oh, boy, am l glad to see you two.
Boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
Boy, one of these days she's gonna....
Boy, she makes every other woman l ever met look like nothing.
Boy, she must really be sore at me.
Boy, that's one golf match l would have loved to have seen.
Boy, they sure expect a lot of service for a free month's rent.
Boy, this is the greatest idea you've ever had.
Boy, this is thirsty work.
Boy, this survival business is pretty thirsty work, huh?
Boy, was that close.
Boy, we've really landed in a den of kooks.
Boy, what a depressing day this figures to be.
Boy, what a morning.
Boy, what a pal. All this time stuck with a genie, and he never....
Boy, you need four hands to work in this place.
Boy, you really go all out.
Boy, you seem awfully happy for a Monday morning.
Boy, you should see him.
Boy, you should've seen me in the lab today.
Boy, you sure are suspicious, aren't you?
Boy, you sure have a great sense of humour.
Boy, you sure know how to make a fella feel welcome.
Boy, you sure make a terrible looking parrot.
Boy, you try walking on a desert, you'll have blisters too.
Boy.
Boy. lf there's anything l can't stand, it's a nagging genie.
Bravo!
Breathe deeply.
Breathe deeply.
Bring Custer back.
Bring him out.
Bring in the scalpels.
But
But a harem costume....
But Captain Nelson, you've just come back.
But do you know what l'm gonna do with this file?
But don't worry, l'll pass them.
But don't worry. l'll work it out.
But Dr. Bellows wants you to get married.
But he didn't.
But he does not annoy me.
But he doesn't want me to mingle with him on Earth.
But he feels you're the man for the job and General Peterson...
But he has nothing to trade me for it.
But he loves me so much.
But he told me to wheel it out in back of the curtain.
But he wants to buy my My water formula. He
But he will not know that l am a genie!
But he will not talk.
But he wishes to believe, O spirit.
But he's got a bottle waiting for you at his place.
But he's just not the man l became engaged to.
But he's such a treasure.
But how safe am l gonna be on a desert...
But if l do, believe me, you'll be the first to know.
But if l think of anything, believe me...
But if this is a joke, l do not understand it.

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