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The Real Housewives of Atlanta - Season 14

The Real Housewives of Atlanta - Season 14

The Real Housewives of Atlanta is a popular reality television show that first premiered in 2008. Known for its drama-filled episodes and explosive confrontations, this long-running series has continued to captivate audiences for over a decade. The show follows the lives of affluent and glamorous women living in Atlanta, Georgia, as they navigate their personal and professional relationships.

The main cast of The Real Housewives of Atlanta has undergone various changes throughout the years, with several iconic housewives leaving their mark on the show. As of Season 14, the cast includes:

1. Cynthia Bailey: A former model and businesswoman, Cynthia brings her elegant charm to the series. Her fashion-forward style and ability to maintain composure during heated situations make her a fan favorite.

2. Kenya Moore: Known for her beauty pageant background, Kenya is no stranger to drama. Her sharp wit and willingness to say what's on her mind often make her the center of controversy within the group.

3. Kandi Burruss: A talented singer-songwriter and entrepreneur, Kandi brings her strong personality and business acumen to the show. She has been a part of the cast since Season 2 and has become a staple of the franchise.

4. Porsha Williams: With her charismatic personality and spunky attitude, Porsha always keeps things interesting. Over the seasons, she has become known for her memorable catchphrases and ability to stir up drama.

5. Drew Sidora: Joining the cast in Season 13, Drew brings a fresh perspective to the show. As an actress and singer, she adds a touch of Hollywood glamour to the Atlanta scene.

6. LaToya Ali: A new addition to the cast in Season 13, LaToya is an internet personality known for her outspoken nature. Her willingness to speak her mind often puts her at odds with the other housewives.

7. Sheree Whitfield: A former housewife returning as a friend of the show, Sheree is known for her iconic catchphrase, "Who gon' check me, boo?" Her return promises to bring back some nostalgic moments for long-time fans.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta - Season 14 promises to be another rollercoaster ride of emotions, friendships, and drama. Audiences can look forward to explosive confrontations, stunning fashion moments, and emotional revelations as the ladies navigate their personal and professional lives.

For fans of the show or those interested in catching up, the sounds and music of The Real Housewives of Atlanta can be played and downloaded here. Immerse yourself in the soundtrack of the show and relive the memorable moments alongside the cast. From the catchy theme song to the dramatic background music during confrontations, these sounds will transport you straight into the world of Atlanta's housewives.

Whether you're a die-hard fan of the show or a newcomer looking for engaging reality television, The Real Housewives of Atlanta is a must-watch. With its talented and diverse cast, the show offers a unique glimpse into the lives of Atlanta's most affluent and captivating women. Season 14 is sure to provide all the drama, glamour, and entertainment that fans have come to expect from this iconic franchise. So sit back, grab your popcorn, and get ready to indulge in the captivating world of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. Play and download the sounds here and immerse yourself in the drama!

A a female character that is into other females.
A billionaire 20 million years ago.
A cooking class. I got these, mom.
A French name or whatever. Uh...
A homicidal maniac."
A little bit sideways,
A little bit. What do you think?
A little emotional. [sighs]
A little garlic.
A little more and tone. Mm hmm.
A little more green vegetables.
A little more than that, but, you know.
A little single girls situation for her
A lot can change in a year.
A lot of diagnosis.
A lot of the times, we're kind of taught and trained
A lot of things turn me on about my husband,
A munty?
A patty conversation.
A payment was made of $25,000.
A power sports couple. A sports couple, yes.
A slice of Jamaica [indistinct].
A white refrigerator in somebody's townhouse
About in' 20 years ago.
About anything tonight?
About certain things.
About having another kid.
About her, her husband, her household, everything.
About my husband.
About suckin' dick in a locker room?
About sucking dick in a locker room of all places?
About the condo. I'm from here.
About the other thing. I am, I am.
About the space? So, what do you think?
About this assistant, man.
About this whole thing and how it's gonna play out?
Abstinence.
Actually, it's Balmain.
After Deucey was born,
After the assistant situation,
Ahh! Crispy clean.
Ahh! Ahh!
Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Oh, let's do that.
Ahh! Hi, baby.
Ahh! Oh, my God. Oh, sh !
All I'm saying is,
All kinda craziness in that house.
All my entire heart.
All of a sudden, Drew goes off.
All of a sudden, she said, "Neighborhood."
All our productions, and now you're growing.
All right, 'cause you gotta get your baby.
All right, here. Go on and take it.
All right, Kandi, what's next?
All right, mama. Sheree, this is my mom, Sharon.
All right.
All right.
All right. Come on down, baby.
All right. Let the guests arrive.
All right. You ready?
All the kids are here behaving.
All the prayer warriors are out for the Pittmans.
All the time, and she was watching it.
All the way.
All the way.
All the windows and doors have to come out.
All them games he was winning, it was off of my music.
All these other people lose weight...
All this drama all the time.
All y'all Cash App y'all number?
Almost two hours without Tyrone.
Always going at each other's neck.
Always have to equate to struggle?
Am I doing this because I feel like,
Am I right? Yes.
Am I supposed to But not just on the phone.
Amazing designer pieces that I've handpicked.
An anonymous gossip blog.
And a certain king of the NBA took me over a drink.
And a mommy makeover,
And Aaron Ross is her husband, two time Super Bowl champion,
And ask him to bring his charger, at least,
And assistant was supposed to be fired,
And at times, I feel a little left out.
And balls in mouth?
And basically we got busy in the ocean, in the middle.
And Brooklyn over there just skipping and laughing.
And brought back beef patties,
And come down to the second floor.
And dance, and have a great partner.
And delivered to you on the set, please.
And did I not say this? "What should I do?"
And different people to got to the play.
And do what y'all do, ladies.
And Drew, why are you not wearing yours?
And Drew...
And eat Philly cheesesteaks.
And especially as to get into Sheree's face.
And even that conversation.
And everybody have them own box,
And everything that makes you comfortable.
And get in the house. Yes, honey.
And get in there with Drew and Kenya.
And get ready for New York.
And get your ass in that car that's outside.
And getting on there, and then every week,
And give me a massage...
And give you a message."
And grab this assistant with a big butt."
And guess what.
And have a great time. [laughter]
And having my own space, my own team.
And he and I are going to meet at a restaurant in Philly
And he can't travel further than 100 miles.
And he can't travel further than 100 miles.
And he definitely knows how to move his hips.
And he don't get hard, and you can't get it hard.
And he has no limitation on when he can see her
And he has to pay his bills. He was never my assistant.
And he is on probation. Probation!
And he kinda just didn't really wanna chance it.
And he said that your husband is gay and all of that.
And he wants to add a kid to the mix now?
And he'll be good.
And help my mother."
And hold your bottle in your hand.
And hopefully, I can get advice from Kandi
And how it goes,
And how she is, like, on a regular basis.
And how we work, especially Black men.
And I I never I did own my part.
And I ain't gonna, you know, knock it,
And I also love being around my family.
And I am here to enjoy this weekend with my husband.
And I am trying not to cry because
And I didn't even bring my drumline.
And I do private dances.
And I do wanna put my neck out there for Drew.
And I don't try what? I don't I don't
And I don't think anybody around this table
And I don't want to be told what to do.
And I don't want you to ever forget
And I feel like I haven't been able to, like,
And I feel like she's not being loyal.
And I feel like the reason, like, you've been
And I feel like they're either the best
And I feel like, over the years,
And I felt like a queen. It was over the top.
And I felt like she knew that.
And I felt like you spit in my face.
And I give people the benefit of the doubt
And I got money, I got this, I got that,
And I got my ass beat all the time.
And I had adenomyosis.
And I had crimps up.
And I have a little, like, little cough.
And I have more scoop on him too.
And I have more scoop on him, too."
And I heard that Marlo was talking about
And I just don't feel like she's being a friend to me.
And I just never called back.
And I might not have done that.
And I really appreciate this.
And I really need to hold him more accountable.
And I really want us to put that into action.
And I said, "Listen, if you wanna bring some Spanx,"
And I still don't know where you were.
And I stopped saying how I felt
And I think that How do you know that?
And I think you owe her an apology.
And I wanna be the best husband, the best father,
And I was like, dang, he kinda fine, ain't he?
And I went down and found a picture.
And I will be showcasing from couture.
And I wore this on my,
And I would just wait to see.
And I'll be back. Okay.
And I'll come back tomorrow, and you charge the other?
And I'm disappointed, and I'm hurt.
And I'm gonna go to this gala that Marlo is throwing.
And I'm here to save the day.
And I'm hoping they'll choose to live in Atlanta permanently.
And I'm hurt. At who?
And I'm just glad to be a part of it.
And I'm just shocked for you to be sitting there
And I'm so very proud of Kandi for that.
And I'm starving. What's a good appetizer?
And I'm tired.
And I'm trying to convince my wife,
And I'm trying to convince my wife,
And I've been trying to talk to Drew
And I've heard that from multiple people.
And in 30 days,
And it keeps getting pushed back.
And it led into, like, this little cavern.
And it reminds me of times
And it will be better than this spiral.
And it would be great for the husbands to come,
And it'll ship right to your door.
And it's a lotta work. Now, have you gotten
And it's fine. See, uh, lemme
And it's going to be what's the best tea
And it's just a lot going on.
And it's just like, how long did it take for her to show up?
And it's just, like, boxes everywhere.
And it's like a wakeup call.
And it's like nothing happened.
And it's resolved. Like, listen.
And it's something that people on the East Coast do,
And it's time for a change.
And it's working for everybody else you're helping,
And it's written all over your face.
And just a nice foot massage.
And just let him start reaching out to you.
And just whatever hours you're working there,
And Kandi is a very strong woman.
And Kandi knew this information,
And Kenya told me this.
And make her feel good, the single ladies.
And make me think that I'm crazy
And make sure you have distance here,
And maybe my girls will help me
And maybe, you know,
And my heart dropped.
And my sh in' blew out the water...
And nobody has offered me any patties.
And nobody is gonna miss the plane. Okay?
And not pasties, ass cheeks and...
And not to uplift her, that's really surprising.
And now I'm supposed to get excited about it.
And now that I'm producing this play or whatever,
And now that she's married, those lines might get crossed
And now the assistant is not fired,
And now this assistant, who is messy,
And now we can move beyond it,
And now you're resenting me for it.
And now, they're wearing Yeezies.
And once it was clear Let me see.
And pick their face up off the floor.
And put a little water, a little grease, a little oil.
And put it in a box.
And really, like, deal with our problems on a deeper level
And ride together to the airport in a sprinter,
And roaming around the streets of New York.
And said she was sick,
And say stuff or whatever,
And say, "Oh, I thought it was gonna be fabulous.
And say, okay, you know what?
And say, well, you're crazy for thinking that.
And see what family really is about.
And serve them? Yeah.
And she don't know if I got a mind of my own.
And she gave me, like, a little hmm.
And she had a face full of makeup.
And she said that you owe the assistant money
And she said that you owe the assistant money.
And she talked about Drop it with Drew.
And she was like, "Man, like, you should've
And she was talking to us about Drop it With Drew.
And she's just angry about something.
And she's just having trouble
And show out for Kenya and Brooklyn.
And smile and say,
And so he just touched up my makeup for me,
And so he really is rebuilding the business
And so he, like, tagged one,
And so here is our play, and you're bringing people
And so it just didn't feel like the right time in the room,
And sometimes, when you're always the focal point,
And started sleeping in Machai's room.
And stay there.
And stay tuned.
And still have them set up for greatness.
And tell me how many you got right.
And tell them this bullsh .
And thank God I see this.
And that he has been going back to Drew
And that he has been going back to Drew,
And that he has been going back to Drew,
And that means it's on. Put it down in the pocket.
And that pussy wasn't good...
And that they spend time with each other,
And that triggered me. Yeah, yeah.
And that y'all enjoyed it.
And that's a real high five. Okay, high five this time.
And that's not necessarily true.
And the game is just Brooklyn trivia.
And the maximum is seven days. Oh.
And the other one still building.
And the perfect amount amount of salt.
And the thing was still alive,
And then as I lost weight, we were having some issues,
And then for the second course,
And then he's like, "No, you shouldn't.
And then I can invite Drew, maybe pull her to the side,
And then Kandi of course, she has all the restaurants,
And then Kandi told Kenya.
And then Kandi told Marlo.
And then not to mention,
And then roasted chicken as well.
And then she hit me with, uh,
And then she sends the computer over.
And then that's gonna be closet here.
And then the
And then the kids are here.
And then to do this, I feel like
And then we contact you if we want to entertain you.
And then we followed it Just give her the room.
And then we give our remotes to someone else.
And then we have a cream sauce.
And then we have garlic calamari.
And then we just need to talk about catering,
And then we started having sex in the cavern,
And then we'll see.
And then you add on being a Black mom,
And then you pass it off.
And then you tried to cut me out.
And then, the next day, you say, "Good morning, ladies.
And then, yesterday, she sent me a text to say
And then...
And they can understand the situation.
And they have a tendency. Oh, it's a East Coast thing.
And they live with me because my sister
And they wanna claim they wanna be such best friends.
And they were supposed to have no communication,
And they're takin' all those hair follicles out
And they're, like, make thousands of people
And this is the bullsh I dealt with for ing years.
And this, and that. And that's their normal.
And three, two, one.
And to kinda fill his time.
And told what you thought was was my business.
And Uncle Sam is getting his percentage, too.
And was pulling her.
And we agreed that he would bring her back
And we all win!
And we can all try it again with her, and I wanna
And we don't want to share the boxes.
And we go through those lows
And we have the food arrangement set for you, okay?
And we went to all state in high school.
And we were in a dark place, and
And we were inseparable after that.
And we were laughing. Here's the problem, Drew.
And we were right under...
And we'll, like, talk for, like, an hour.
And we're being positive,
And we're going to do something, all right?
And we're gonna be a dynamic duo.
And went straight to Philly to see Tyrone.
And what I see is someone who's really hurt.
And when she came around these girls,
And when you said that, I guess it deflated the night.
And why it triggers Ralph.
And you be on your best behavior.
And you could have said it then.
And you could hunt the coyotes because they were, like,
And you don't have to do that.
And you get defensive,
And you had two Long Islands.
And you have to be down there at 7 o'clock.
And you know what?
And you say where they ended up.
And you should have called me.
And you was like, "Well, you know, I'm a man. LOL."
And you were literally speaking what was in my mind.
And you're not coming.
And you're waiting in dirty ass Philly
And, all of a sudden, it's like,
And, for me, I want to make sure
And, for this particular trip...
And, Kenya, I done talked to her three times.
And, like, I'm not gonna be a secret or be the side chick.
And, the ladies always seem to get along better
And, uh, you know, we can start that thing now.
And, um, that was interesting.
And, unfortunately, I ended up having to pay off the condo.
And, you know, I have no problem with playing
And, you know, if love conquers all.
And, you know, trying to spend my coins towards the marketing
Another shot, give him a chance,
Anthony has told me a sh load of things
Anthony said it. But I still say
Anthony sends me this picture.
Any man does not wanna see his wife
Anybody have anything that they wanna say?
Anyone, including myself.
Anything can break us apart.
Anything you're doing, I'm not gonna shut it down.
Anyway, our whole guest house
Archive.
Are acting a fool.
Are losing thousands of pounds.
Are the two of you.
Are we ready, y'all, for NYC?
Are y'all screwing each other five times a week?
Are you able to, uh, come to New York?
Are you giving blow jobs? How are you doin'?
Are you happy? Are you genuinely happy?
Are you really staying with another woman, right now?
Are you still in the industry?
Are you still in the industry?
Are you that desperate that you need an assistant
Arf arf.
Argue, attack each other, disrespect.
Around other people's men.
As a single mom,
As an opportunity just to enjoy each other's company.
As fast as I can. Drew, I I was sh
As in serving other people.
As long as he comes to see her in Atlanta.
As long you don't be on no bullsh when you get there.
As me and Drew are, like, developing this friendship
As to how you're gonna treat the person,
As we all know, it's no shade.
As we were trying to deal and do business together.
As well, to tell me this?
Ass cheek, and balls in mouth?
At 4 o'clock. For dinner.
At a 3 year old birthday party.
At first, as a producer. No, no, no.
At first, I felt like I was really just trying
At the end of the day,
At the end of the day,
At the home? She's supposed to be.
At the Olympics,
At the pool, right there,
At the University of Texas,
At this point, because we're finished with the floor.
At this time of the year?
At your other woman's house. That's what I'm thinking.
Baby, I'm so happy for you. Hi.
Baby, if the world only knew about the love we got.
Baby, they told you wrong. The same you were told
Back on the side of the road, though.
Bacon and eggs.
Be there for me. Of course, I supported you.
Beautiful drinks, lounge area, actual tea.
Because he ain't answering the phone,
Because he had already told me that you were gay.
Because he had already told me that you were gay.
Because he will confuse me where I'm like, am I tripping?
Because he's talking about you, and he said that
Because he's talking about you.
Because he's talking about you.
Because I feel like Drew's not doing that.
Because I feel like I really went in on Mr. Ralph.
Because I hate folding these by myself.
Because I have a a commitment in Atlanta tomorrow.
Because I have literally rode for this man for years.
Because I was afraid of that wrath, you know.
Because if if I start spreading the sh
Because if we're coming from a place
Because if you are gonna hold me accountable
Because it was like we haven't even talked,
Because it's like now I gotta back and forth to New York.
Because it's ludicrous. It's nonsense.
Because it's true. That's true.
Because nobody here cooks but me.
Because now I feel like
Because she always got the biggest entourage
Because she had a good time. She laughed.
Because she had bonded with us the most on the trip.
Because she has a family unit.
Because she's insatiable.
Because some of the stuff you're doin',
Because some of the things that Drew has done,
Because that is so disrespectful.
Because this is something he accomplished
Because this needs to be addressed, right now.
Because to get out of the red,
Because Tyrone is typically not a late person.
Because we are at a tea party.
Because you do go out of your way
Because you never paid him.
Because, at the end of the day, it's all for Brooklyn.
Because, at the time, he had a girlfriend,
Because, honestly, it was not that deep.
Been dating since high school?
Before Drew even touched this wall, okay?
Before I have to fly back from Philly to Atlanta.
Before, I was, like, just mad. Yeah. That's why I just knew
Being a single mom
Being a single person.
Being around my family.
Being touched by somebody else.
Being with mom is just, like, the highlight of my life.
Between his dreams, he would pick his dreams.
Beyonce has that bag, 2006.
Big daddy, where you at? Phalon!
Bitch, bye.
Bitch, I got drawers with rhinestones, bitch.
Bitch, I'm trying to promote MommiNation.
Bitch, look... Oh, my God!
Bitch, you ain't even work out.
Bitch, you was a goddamn video ho.
Bitch, you went through every rapper in America.
Blah, blah, blah. I'm having this. Come."
Boo.
Bosley hair implants,
Boy... Um, I just don't see
Bravo. Thank you for coming.
Breathe in. Breathe out. Let that go. That's the devil.
Bring 'em. We can bring our husbands.
Bring it back. Bring it back. Good.
Bring it in a little.
Bring the remotes with you, okay?
Bro, it was bad. Wait, against them,
Broad daylight, everybody out there.
Brooklyn had a little cough from school.
Brooklyn her gift.
Brooklyn is her own little person, right now.
Brooklyn loves to play tea party with me.
Brooklyn's birthday party was a success
Building their homes.
But Anthony, he said he was your assistant.
But are there going to be models coming through?
But as long as he continues to show up
But at marriage counseling that we just had,
But before that,
But definitely not without Kandi's money.
But Drew does have some accountability
But everything else. Okay, 'cause I'm like,
But from the outside lookin' in,
But getting face to face, I think is gonna be
But he basically called her a liar yesterday.
But he doesn't work for me often.
But he has to go. Yeah.
But he is the one that's messing up your name.
But he really wants to meet you guys.
But he remembers.
But he was into hunting, right?
But he's actually kinda telling her
But he's not going away.
But here's the stuff you cannot do.
But I am going to show up
But I did, and when I went,
But I didn't go to a lot, but I did go to that one.
But I don't know if that's necessarily true.
But I feel like I drove all the way to Philly.
But I feel like I I don't like, if I if it's bullsh ,
But I feel like if it's bullsh ,
But I felt so grateful that you did speak up.
But I had no idea.
But I just thank God for both of them.
But I just wanna get there and understand where you're at.
But I know he loves me," what would you say to her?
But I know what I got planned for me and you, okay?
But I know you.
But I literally feel like I never had time
But I was gonna say,
But I would even appreciate more hands on.
But I would have been more upset with him,
But I, also, I don't wanna put a strain
But I, also, I don't wanna put a strain on our marriage
But I'm gonna do it, and I am gonna do it for you,
But I'm gonna show you what you can do.
But I'm just feeling overwhelmed.
But I'm starting to think the worst.
But I'm sure you dong really care about that, right now.
But I'm trying to figure out how you're supposed to drop it
But if he can't come this time,
But if I die, right now, today, Kandi...
But if they do misbehave, I got receipts.
But if you bring it to me I'm that person, too.
But if you don't fire her, you're gonna have hell.
But if you told Kandi,
But it definitely does not compare to Chateau Sheree.
But it doesn't quite go with my Balmain.
But it got ugly ugly at the tea party.
But it was because I had to.
But it wasn't actually dead.
But it would be. Oh!
But it's cool. [laughing]
But it's hard on the kids. It's it's hard on me.
But it's just a little disappointing
But it's like now that I'm doing something he's not a part of,
But moderns have a premium, though.
But not any more tonight, okay? All right.
But now I am putting these hands and making love cupcakes.
But now I got the peach.
But now I got the peach.
But now it's waking up at00 in the morning.
But now, I got the peach.
But now, I've got the peach.
But now, I've got the peach.
But now, I've got the peach.
But now...
But perhaps money is exchanged for her company.
But she ain't really sold all the way
But she might go out on some dates,
But she said that she had asked us
But she's had a few surgeries done."
But Sheree is also being messy.
But that kind of stuff happens with both you,
But that night when he won the Super Bowl, honey, ooh.
But that's her hustle.
But that's what she said, why she was even not
But the event itself, where is the food?
But then I'm side eyeing her because some of the things
But then this stuff come up.
But there's a lot of people
But there's some other stuff that she does,
But they don't want you to have your sh .
But they're good for the most part.
But this is a good start, you know.
But this is a great, great
But this isn't my first race.
But this isn't my first race.
But this was your spot wit' your ex.
But this young lady here, you didn't hear what she said.
But to maintain my health, I did Drop It With Drew.
But trust me.
But we are tried and true Jamaicans.
But we need to have a understanding
But we'll we'll talk about it in person,
But we're here to get you glam.
But what talk did we have?
But whatever.
But when things are really, really bad,
But why Kenya and Kandi? Is it 'cause of followers?
But yeah, so...
But you have a very niche, uh, clientele.
But you leave for months...
But you went to these two, and then it came back to me.
But you were straight trying to cut me out of "Socialize,"
But you're about to have the list.
But you're going to see him tomorrow.
But you're taking too long.
But you're taking too long.
But, bitch, come on.
But, bitch, you ain't gettin' it for free.
But, girl, come on with these fake bitches.
But, like, my stomach was protruding.
But, you know, it's really hard to get her
By a certain time. Now, at the last minute,
Bye, bitch, 'cause she's coming. Bye.
Bye, bitch, bye.
Can I find some plates anywhere?
Can I have the peach martini?
Can I just do this? Yeah, you can do calf raises.
Can I put in a order for that?
Can we talk about investin' in the business,
Can you do her one foot and my one foot?
Can you do two feet? Oh, if he can do that
Certain things that you're doing, I feel like,
Check my IBMD, darling, okay?
Check the floors out. It's the black marble look.
Check, please.
Cheers to healthy living, boo.
Cheers!
Cheers.
Cheers. [chuckles]
Chef Chastity got us eating healthy.
Claire Sulmers in the building.
Classic Marc.
Collect call from a federal prison.
Come get your bunions done.
Come get your feet, girl. I'm just saying.
Come on, let's go pack.
Come on, let's just have fun. Okay.
Come on, now.
Come on, Sheree. At some point,
Come on.
Come on. Exactly.
Come over here this way.
Come this way, Brooklyn.
Come to Atlanta, to come and eat Chinese food.
Come tonight and hang out with me and the boys.
Come up from the gutter,
Come, come, come, come, come.
Come, you have to meet my mama. Yes.
Coming from a girl who just had actual
Coming up next...
Coming up next...
Coming up next...
Commentating for the Olympics.
Constantly turning things around you,
Crazy as (BLEEP),
Created to support Black moms in every way.
Cutting ties, right? Right, you wanna know the why.
Dad, do you like being here in Atlanta?
Damn lady lady ticklin' me.
Damn, Sanya. Are you able to drive?
Dang it. Girl, this is cute.
Dang, Marlo. Chile, please.
Depending on my wig color. Yes. Come on, honey.
Deuce is not trying to play with any of the other kids.
Did he see all of this? He's good.
Did I did I miss the part where they were
Did you did you receive it?
Did you brush your teeth already?
Did you ever hear back from him?
Did you get Kandi's bedroom Kandi vibrator?
Did you go and get your, uh,
Did you go to private school?
Did you go to private school?
Did you hear what he said about your husband?
Did you know that?
Did you make Kairo work for things that he wanted?
Did you really just say that, right now?
Did you say, "Garlic?"
Did you tell her what happened?
Didn't get a ring. Facts.
Didn't you used to work out with Marlo or
Do not let him spoil your night, okay?
Do not.
Do what y'all gotta do. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do you guys wanna go to that?
Do you have your garage opener?
Do you know that you guys attack one another?
Do you know what the definition of a maniac is?
Do you need me to come get you? Like...
Do you not understand that?
Do you want a brother or a sister?
Do, like, zingers and, like, try to
Does he need a belt on? He does need a belt.
Does it have anything to do with the play?
Doesn't appreciate me.
Doing nothing?
Doing stuff for you is not the move.
Doing stuff for you is not the move.
Don't bother. You're not going to do that.
Don't cry, baby. Don't cry.
Don't do that to me, please. No, no, let somebody else
Don't double tap. I I'm not. I just wanna see.
Don't go back to Marc. Sorry, Marc.
Don't leave y'all self out of that conversation.
Don't play with me, my finances, and my kids.
Don't think about it. You only live one life. Enjoy.
Don't trip.
Don't turn away No, no, no, no.
Don't you ever do that.
Doris. I didn't put Doris.
Drew did nothing to Sanya,
Drew don't want none.
Drew even knew that my back was messed up.
Drew is married, even if it is to Ralph.
Drew left her phone in the gift bag behind me.
Drew told me that one of her assistants
Drew, I don't I don't understand the faces.
Drew, that is how you do it. Take accountability.
Drop Brooklyn off. Yeah.
Drop It With Drew 21 day fat loss program.
Drop It With Drew isn't so much like
Drop it with Drew! Drop it with Drew.
Dumb as (BLEEP).
Dumb as (BLEEP)...
During the week.
Eat something.
Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony.
Empanadas, guacamole
Especially if I'm hurting.
Especially when we get low on beef patties.
Especially when work is so busy for me and Ross.
Especially with new friends,
Essential to us being able to like,
Essentially is growing up my my abdomen.
Even though he's allowed to travel,
Even when sometimes they hurt you.
Even when we wanted to promote our Dungeon Tour,
Even with a manager. You just cut ties.
Every single one. Yeah.
Everybody comin' but Tyrone. What is the issue?
Everybody coming but Tyrone.
Everybody gets a bag. I would take this out.
Everybody in Atlanta got a fat butt.
Everybody tell what they said, so I can read everybody
Everyone has said that.
Everyone says that the issue is not with her.
Everything about him, his personality.
Everything coming out for you guys.
Everything else for marriage counseling.
Everything else, we've done together.
Everything I need to take the world by storm.
Everything is perfect, so far.
Everything is perfect, so far.
Everything that I'm doing right now,
Exactly. Kandi baby daddy was in jail.
Expect your invitation soon.
Fabulous is my middle name,
Fathers instill self esteem in their daughters,
Fatum is repeating sh that Anthony said about you
Feeling myself walking on eggshells,
First of all, I didn't bring your name up.
First of all, Kandi was a damn ho.
First time in Atlanta, you gotta come by the house.
First, Kandi didn't call me about Drew and Anthony.
Focus more on each other, listening to each other,
Follow my foot.
Food is here!
For 24, you will be his servant.
For a couple of days.
For a new show she's working on.
For blocks of time.
For Fortune 500 companies, so yeah,
For graduation or birthday.
For her MommiNation. So...
For her third birthday party theme.
For him to really meet my friends,
For Kandi to even know what she's going through
For many, many years for Tyrone.
For putting your hands in my face?
For real, for real, we just got sh everywhere.
For the boys.
For the daily purchase.
For the humidity in the pool area,
For the New York Giants.
For the sneaker, you know, lounge.
For the whole neighborhood, honey.
For things I'm accomplishing. Mm hmm.
For three years.
For Tyrone, who stood you up.
For you as a friend.
For you to go and speak to Dr. Ken on, like,
For you to have a woman that's around
For your baby?
For your edges, not to wear the lace front?
For your wig and your eyelashes? Babe, please don't.
For, like, half the year 'cause Ross played
For, like, she don't wanna, like, rock with it?
For, um, Brooklyn's Barbie party.
Foxy Brown with that belt. You remember?
Fresh off of her routine from "Dancing with the Stars."
From about, uh, when she came over to the crib.
From all over the world,
From different perspectives.
From one of your old relationships.
From other states, and this little play
From St. Petersburg and Clearwater, Florida.
From the ground up.
From the legendary Miss Beyonce Giselle Knowles?
From the other night because Sheree was saying
From their success instead of their mistakes.
From time to time.
Frozen pizza.
Full of fiction.
Fully rock wit' you
Garlic does not work well with me.
Gaslighting definition...
Gave him, you know, all of me,
Georgia Power and Stream Energy,
Get 'em with it. Oh, oh, oh.
Get get some food, you know? Yeah.
Get it together. Mm hmm.
Get it, Sheree, run for her money.
Get it, Sheree. [indistinct]
Get out your feelings and get into your bag.
Get red lipstick all over.
Get set to check your gag reflexes.
Get your hair together, okay?
Get your house pressure washed,
Gettin' it?
Getting into it with people, is because you're not
Getting the attention. All the attention.
Getting the help that she needs.
Gift me with somethin'.
Girl, get your edges back. That's all you gotta do.
Girl, you're talking about you want people to go work out.
Girl! Girl, what now?
Give me your hand. [clears throat]
Go and take a look at the word "maniac."
Go and talk about it, because I'm not
Go get fabulous for me. Bye bye.
Go, baby! Go! All the way. All the way.
Goddamn it, stay what you're doing.
Going through my cell phone to begin with.
Going to New York this week. Yes.
Going to the bottom two. Yeah.
Good job, guys. Okay, listen.
Good morning, good peoples!
Good morning. Good morning, y'all.
Good to see you, again, my love.
Good to see you, brother. Good to see you, too.
Good.
Good. Knees up. Knees up. Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh.
Good. Let's go! Quick! There we go.
Gosh, a little of everything.
Got me all set up. What we got?
Gotti got the biggest drool on him, right now.
Gotti!
Grass, you can put your grill out here.
Growing up as a little girl form St. Petersburg, Florida,
Guess what Kandi told me. What?
Guys, get up!
Guys, how much longer?
Ha ha ha!
Hand sanitizer. Oh.
Has been making a difference.
Hate to start drinking without you, Tyrone,
Have been friends longer than all these girls.
Have to not have nice things to be normal?
Have you brushed your teeth?
Have you looked at my wall? I got degrees on my wall.
Have you seen any reviews yet?
Having them in Atlanta is gonna give me
He brought your name up first.
He chooses to call me the next day.
He could've just signed the paper and just gone away,
He done hit it.
He has a fiancée. Let's go and eat.
He has been telling all your personal business.
He has to be in the house by 9:00 P.M.,
He hasn't seen Brooklyn since.
He is an amazing Atlanta stylist.
He is not here for the tea, and he is stressing me out.
He just really went all out.
He left you sitting outside a ing restaurant
He never showed, never returned her call.
He said he was your assistant.
He said, "Dennis and Drew baby daddy,
He said, "Dennis and Drew baby daddy.
He said, "Nothing." [laughing]
He said, Dennis and Drew baby daddy, husband.
He still act act like he a college student
He talks about a lot of people.
He told me that you were gay.
He uses the studio at night.
He wanted to find something to build
He was like, "Auntie,
He was never my assistant, honey.
He was not my assistant. That was just what I heard.
He was starting to tell me stuff
He was talking crazy to you,
He wasn't responding to texts.
He wasn't talking to her no more unless
He won't be able to see the play, though.
He's asking me to go across the bridge,
He's been such a jerk.
He's feeling a way, I guess.
He's giving. He's kind.
He's just not coming because he can't, uh, explain
He's like, "Let's go." [laughing]
He's produced damn Ciara, "Goodies."
He's somewhere, and he has a bad connection.
He's text several times, and he's called.
He's typically on time.
He's workin' over there in the, uh wardrobe.
Health and fitness is my passion.
Hear him out, he gotta come with it.
Hello, beautiful. My name is Matthew.
Hello, hello. How are you?
Her husband got a new assistant.
Her husband just got entangled with a other assistant
Her stay the night with her husband,
Here is the shrimp and mixed veggies.
Here, fetch. There you go.
Here, let me grab it. Wait, wait.
Here's a guys, you guys wanted to see what it is.
Here's the meal plan. We have raffles.
Here's the thing that wifey cannot let go of.
Hey, ba
Hey, boo, hey. Oh, you look good, girl.
Hey, boo. I'm Drew.
Hey, boo. Hey. Hey.
Hey, Drew, how you doing? Look at, right
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Hey.
Hey.
Hi, Ace. Say hey.
Hi, Kandi yams, I love
Hi, Kenya.
Hi, ladies! Hey!
Hi, Paul. How are you?
Hi, puppy.
Hi, Ralph. Nice to meet you.
Hi.
Hi. Good morning.
Hi. Hello.
Hi. Hi.
Hi. Oh, wow.
Hi. Can you watch my bike?
Hi. Hi, everybody.
High five.
High road.
Hire me, Todd. [laughter]
His P.O. said it's a violation or somethin' like that,
Hit on in the past. I will set it off.
Hmm...
Hold on a second. Okay, maybe let me say that.
Hold on a second. Hold on. You have maniac tendencies.
Hold on.
Home to Philly. Oh.
Honey, I got bills to pay. And let me tell you somethin'.
Hopefully, he's sucking on your toes.
How 'bout a Playbill?
How about how about that?
How about how about that? So, then that means
How about a playbill and not pasties,
How about a Playbill and not pasties, ass cheeks,
How about that?
How about that? Ooh!
How about that? Yeah.
How are my nephews doing?
How are you?
How are you?
How can I help you?
How can she know we were having that conversation?
How did you afford?
How did you feel about our opening?
How did you guys like your surprise the other day?
How do we know?
How do you feel about going to New York with Drew?
How do you feel about that?
How does it feel to be down early?
How does it work?
How dreadful.
How high are those ceilings? And we're in the basement.
How how are you feeling about being here in Atlanta?
How I feel. She deserved a Lunchable.
How is married life for you?
How is that coming along for you?
How it happened is not how it happened.
How many teacups do we need? Two.
How Marlo makes her money,
How she would feel a way.
How to choose the plantain.
How to help other people.
How to speak to men appropriately
How was last night?
How you been? How you been?
How you doin', brother? Good to be here.
How you doin'?
How you just connecting with Kandi so fast,
How you just said, "I know he loves me."
How'd you know that?
However, I'm gonna figure it out.
I so, I am in theme. [laughing]
I absolutely did not write that tea.
I actually have a song with him that we did together
I ain't been on the track in 50 years.
I ain't huggin' you for that.
I ain't really left the house
I almost shed a tear.
I already have the G for Grammy.
I already know you're gonna bring it.
I also have all the comfort food that she will love on the way.
I am a four time Olympic gold medalist.
I am committing to your process.
I am gettin' a little concerned
I am going all out.
I am going all out.
I am gonna have somethin' warm, real quick,
I am here at Marlo's event,
I am lighting my Palo Santos,
I am really trying to see Drew for who she is.
I am so excited about Sheree's event.
I am so mature.
I am traveling to Philly tomorrow.
I appreciate that,
I been getting a lot of my friends
I bought a $1,200 suit for homecoming.
I bought it off the lot brand new.
I brought in an in home shopping experience for Sheree.
I brought my mom.
I brought some friend girls,
I brought y'all here to be cooking,
I called Ross. I was shaking.
I called the doctor.
I came and picked you up when you had a car accident.
I can Google that.
I can see this is not going anywhere.
I can tell.
I can.
I can't back it up, sis.
I can't do fake.
I can't do life without y'all.
I can't do that anymore.
I can't do that.
I can't do this alone, so I need you to help.
I can't stop.
I can't wait to see you in person.
I cannot replace her dad, nor would I ever want to.
I cannot wait to show this bitch my basement.
I changed the place settings.
I copied this from Paris, from London.
I could do, like, the French 75,
I couldn't hear.
I definitely can make nice with Drew
I definitely saw a future before.
I definitely think we're probably gonna land
I did block him last night. Oh, good.
I did not realize it was this cold outside.
I did the four by one and the four by four,
I didn't do what you did to me and run to Kandi
I didn't know sh about it. Are you serious?
I didn't like that, right? Like, so, it's like,
I didn't like that.
I do still need to put her through college.
I don't agree with.
I don't align with.
I don't always mention stuff.
I don't care who makin' what.
I don't even know if I wanna be cool with her.
I don't even know what to make of this.
I don't ever want you to feel like
I don't expect anything more from him, at this point.
I don't expect her because I don't know her,
I don't have anything to toast with you but...
I don't have no patty problems with you guys.
I don't know how I work to fill in the gap.
I don't know if I can see it now.
I don't know if I'm doing all the right things.
I don't know if she needed some extra in her life.
I don't know if she's competing with Beyonce
I don't know if that means he on the phone.
I don't know if they're gonna go ing hard.
I don't know if this is somethin'
I don't know if you remember La Tisha, babe, from New York.
I don't know if you're ready for this.
I don't know what I would do without Tye and Justin.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know what it is.
I don't know what Kandi has planned,
I don't know what more they want from me.
I don't know what this man is thinking.
I don't know why communication is so hard
I don't know, give up on, you know?
I don't know. I do. I do. It's white.
I don't know. You know, Kenya,
I don't know. I just had vision.
I don't know. I think he wants it.
I don't know. I'm trying to learn.
I don't need to eat or sleep.
I don't really wanna do that.
I don't really want to do nothin'.
I don't talk about a bronze.
I don't think anyone will ever really know
I don't think they would even put up
I don't understand where she's coming from.
I don't understand.
I don't wanna be guilty by association
I don't wanna catch the heat.
I don't wanna cry.
I don't wanna just call... Why do I have to wait...
I don't wanna know I was a video ho.
I don't wanna make you feel bad.
I don't wanna start nothing or do anything
I don't wanna talk to him, right now.
I don't wanna think the worst,
I don't want I don't want all that pasta.
I don't want any drama.
I don't want some random person controlling me.
I don't want to be asked no questions,
I don't want to going through the vicious cycle
I don't want you to feel like I'm not your friend,
I don't want you to think it's an issue.
I don't. God knows I don't.
I feel connected to her on a lot of things.
I feel like Drew doesn't respect me,
I feel like I am on the hotseat.
I feel like Sanya has never had sex outside her bed, to be honest.
I feel like she's making more drama.
I feel like sometimes potato chips are too thin.
I feel proud to represent the United States
I feel, Sheree, that you really do like Tyrone.
I felt bad that you uninvited her, but just come.
I felt like Ross kinda checked out,
I felt so bad for her.
I felt the need to tug on her wig.
I felt your doormat should have been larger.
I felt, okay, why not have the conversation wit' you?
I gave her a hug, and I was like,
I get a bag, you get a bag, you get a bag,
I got 20 goddamn people living in this goddamn house.
I got done flying. But you did so good.
I got plenty panties.
I got thongs. Hey, Drew.
I got to focus on this one.
I gotta run and get a tissue.
I gotta stay Bruce Lee. No, I I can get the
I grew up in the projects. My mom was on drugs.
I guess he had to request with his PO to go that far.
I guess that is house arrest, right?
I guess they cut her last night.
I had a hysterectomy.
I had glam because I was planning to go.
I had glam because I was planning to go.
I had so many things going on,
I had to let go of those expectations.
I had to put on all the hats, again,
I had, like, finger waves, a roller set going to the side,
I hardly ever use him. Yeah. Hmm.
I hate stuff that doesn't fit.
I have a car seat.
I have a condo in Jersey.
I have a deal on the table, so we'll see what happens.
I have A listers here who I know they're gonna become customers.
I have a plan.
I have acid reflux. I've been to a specialist.
I have been a good friend, and I just feel like
I have been in Los Angeles, so that I can do
I have been loyal to that man for years.
I have my properties for them.
I have never been here before.
I have no idea, but this is kinda what we go through,
I have nothin' to wear.
I have on a robe. I look crazy.
I have physical custody of Brooklyn,
I have the anointing oil,
I have the president of Fendi on speed dial, okay?
I haven't seen him in a few weeks.
I heard she had a fat ass.
I heard she had a nice body. Yo, bro,
I heard you're the man to know, man.
I hope not my damn closet.
I hope Ralph really hears he could be doing
I hope you like these. Okay.
I I don't know. I don't know.
I I have love for Marlo. I if I
I I have not had one, and the box gone.
I I married for forever.
I invested so much time?
I just be tired. Kandi, just take it.
I just call him up and say, "I need fashion ASAP."
I just came to be cute.
I just did a huge project with Tami Roman
I just don't ever feel like there are straight answers.
I just don't know if my husband
I just don't run my mouth about it like the other girls.
I just feel like he wasn't being considerate of you.
I just feel like she's not keeping it 100 with us.
I just feel like, after the year we've had,
I just felt like I was completely sideswiped
I just got close with Kandi after 50 years.
I just I just I can't.
I just like to have fun,
I just need a bed. That's perfect for me.
I just put "your grandmama name."
I just said we're not doing business.
I just talked to you this morning.
I just wanna make sure you're the same person.
I just want my butt to just stick up
I just want to be able to give her everything
I just want to make sure
I just wanted to talk to you 'cause it really bothered me
I just wanted to talk to you 'cause it really bothered me
I knew her as Ne Yo's ex and baby mama.
I knew Ralph was up to something,
I know Brandon wants to sit here and talk
I know I'm gonna make the money back.
I know one thing. I look like daggone Beyonce, right now.
I know Sheree was really hurt about it.
I know that Brooklyn ended up staying the night here,
I know that one. Ralph is like, sh .
I know the difficulties and how hard it can be.
I know what we share. He's my soulmate.
I know you are hurt, and I'm not judging you,
I know you don't agree with that.
I know you don't drink but get into it.
I know you don't drink but get into it.
I know you was upset 'cause the other two over there
I know you're tired.
I know you've got to get ready.
I know.
I know.
I know. And then...
I lean on them for so much.
I like you, right now. Really?
I like you.
I liked it. I liked it a lot.
I literally, like, ran away from home.
I look forward to seeing you there.
I lost 25 pounds in three weeks, right?
I lost 25 pounds in three weeks.
I love her to death, but she's not gonna be nice.
I love him so much,
I love little Brooklyn.
I love my special chips.
I love the high ceiling.
I love when you give me compliments.
I love you. Love you, too.
I made you guys aprons.
I may go get a bite to eat but nothing like I'm in love.
I mean, at least I could pay my rent.
I mean, he made the D one team, so let's not take that away.
I mean, I don't understand what the problem
I mean, I just don't know.
I mean, I love you being their munty.
I mean, I was it was
I mean, it sort of happened, though.
I mean, it was called the Great White Way.
I mean, Kandi really probably should change her name
I mean, like this far, like that far.
I mean, ten minutes, but an hour?
I mean, that would have been so appropriate.
I mean, the streets be talkin'.
I mean, these girls can get pretty wild, you know.
I mean, trying to get through to Drew, is harder
I mean, we've come a long way.
I mean, what does it mean when you call someone,
I mean, what else?
I mean, you're spending this kind of money.
I met her a long time ago because she dated my Godbrother,
I met Monyetta through Kandi,
I missed you so much.
I moved in this condo many moons ago with my ex.
I moved my family to Atlanta because I love
I need a community. Mm hmm.
I need advice.
I need some room. Okay, look.
I need the E, and the O, and the T.
I need to get this lash on. Let's take a little break.
I need to take mine off, too.
I never get to talk to you, every time I try.
I never in my life
I never thought I would go to Paris,
I owe it to myself to see if, you know, where it goes,
I own and operate Le'Archive.
I paid for it.
I promise you.
I push my children to pursue more in life.
I put in so much time with this guy,
I ran track.
I really
I really don't feel like there's a real issue
I really was.
I really went from just being all about me, being fabulous,
I redid the She redid the entire home.
I regret doing this.
I rode a lot of for these pieces."
I said something he said about you.
I said, "Hit on," Todd.
I sat idle for many, many years for Tyrone.
I see you catching up. You're good.
I should be wearing it. I'm sorry.
I should have come and given you a massage."
I started feeling woozy.
I stay low. [laughing]
I still can't explain it to her.
I still cannot tell you. You don't know what it is.
I still don't know where you were.
I still have a hard time when people say, "Where you live?
I still wanted us to do the the gift boxes
I talk with my hands, and I will work on that.
I texted Ralph. I said, "What are you up to?"
I think I went to prom one year,
I think I'm gonna do two outfit changes.
I think I'm just gonna have the, um, the au pair
I think it misses the mark
I think it really does take a village.
I think it's, like, this really beautiful, upscale vibe.
I think maybe, with other chatter,
I think that's something that she should have told me,
I think they got the right ideas.
I think we can still instill a work ethic in our children
I think we're going to dinner straight after the condo.
I think you guys can take your seats.
I think you love her enough for her to still come.
I think you would Let's go to the rooftop,
I think you're doing a great job.
I think, if you couldn't get the name, honey,
I think, my 30 something birthday here.
I think, when you love someone,
I thought this would be a good place.
I thought you were a cool girl when I first met you,
I told you three days ago.
I tried to give her steak and lobster that night,
I try not to say stuff
I understand it's your business.
I wanna be able to visit, stay in a hotel, mess it up,
I wanna come see what your house looks like.
I wanna make She by Sheree a success.
I wanna say. Damn, they went by fast.
I wanna support her. I don't know what it's about.
I want a jaw drop.
I want a mannequin like this.
I want a mannequin sitting with her legs out.
I want all y'all to, um, come see the show in New York.
I want bitches to come in here
I want her to feel like she's not missing anything.
I want some plantains.
I want them to feel like they are, like,
I want them to feel loved, the situation they came from,
I want to give you a the****utic agreement
I want you to respect the relationship
I wanted to have the conversation
I was a track star when I was in high school.
I was able to purchase fashions.
I was apologizing Ooh!
I was at the gym.
I was borrowing a car from someone.
I was cry it was awful. Aww, give me a hug.
I was feeling guilty.
I was here for about two years
I was hoping to have that conversation
I was in a whole blown relationship
I was like, hey, you know what?
I was like, hey, you know what?
I was like, wait a minute. What?
I was like, you know, I was like, "Hey, Drew,
I was living with my auntie, and she went all the way out."
I was once accused of throwing my hands at Sheree,
I was posing today.
I was projecting.
I was thinking about this. My mom and dad live with me.
I was trying to make some sh up.
I was, um, talking to Kenya earlier today,
I wear designer every day.
I went to charter school. Okay, you're so smart.
I went to go see, and I'm like Well, let me see.
I went to Shear Essence in St. Pete.
I will come get you, 'cause she says
I will give you the receipt.
I will not go after lying ass Drew.
I will see you in a little while.
I wish that I had this kind of relationship with Drew
I won't bring back nothing at all.
I would be on the other side of Atlanta
I would close this off. Yeah.
I would expect it from anybody but you.
I would expect it from anybody but you.
I would flip this table over.
I would go and support Brooklyn.
I would have it decorated like Paris."
I would I would flip this table over,
I would like to know who decided to put this on the card.
I would love to have the EGOT
I would square this off, open this kitchen up,
I wouldn't even expect you to understand this.
I wouldn't get in Sheree's face.
I'd be very happy.
I'll apologize because I was wrong.
I'll be right back.
I'll be up in a second.
I'll bring some wine out for you, okay?
I'll come out here for a few.
I'll hit you back later. Okay, bye.
I'll just be like, hey, I'm done.
I'll keep you guys posted. Have y'all involved with it.
I'll see you a minute. Okay.
I'll see you soon. All right. Bye.
I'll talk to you later. Okay, bye bye.
I'm ping me your location, and I got you.
I'm 5'3", and Marlo is, like, 6 foot 10.
I'm a Buckhead girl but my income can afford it.
I'm a four time Olympic gold medalist!
I'm a girl. I don't know.
I'm a legend.
I'm a man, LOL. Don't trip.
I'm a man. I'm a man.
I'm a man. I'm a man.
I'm a single aunt with two teenage boys in the home.
I'm a woman that's struggled with my weight.
I'm an athlete.
I'm Batman, bitch, but the cape is Fendi,
I'm being quiet. I'm ready to kill 'em with kindness.
I'm Cash Apping everybody a request, $500 each couple,
I'm definitely making $120,000 off this.
I'm feeling a little awkward
I'm glad to be here. You look great.
I'm gonna be done in a couple months.
I'm gonna call him, and you're gonna get in trouble.
I'm gonna do the best I can tonight.
I'm gonna get 'em a story.
I'm gonna go change, real quick.
I'm gonna just shape 'em good.
I'm gonna just take charge.
I'm gonna look like Blaze trying to wear one of mine.
I'm gonna stop pointing at Ralph.
I'm gonna support you. Yeah.
I'm gonna take two.
I'm heading to Philly.
I'm here in peace.
I'm in Atlanta with you, your family,
I'm just gonna watch her, a close watch.
I'm just really trying to process everything
I'm just sayin'.
I'm just sayin'.
I'm just sayin'. Okay.
I'm just saying.
I'm just telling you No, you should stop talking.
I'm just telling you what you say.
I'm just tired.
I'm just trying to let you see your child.
I'm just trying to voice my feelings,
I'm just, like, I'm here in love.
I'm known for making money and dressing.
I'm known for making money and dressing.
I'm like okay. I got myself organized.
I'm like, "Bitch, where are you?
I'm like, "Man, I couldn't find one."
I'm like, "Michael, William, bring me some tissue!"
I'm like, "What? I don't know.
I'm like, it don't even matter.
I'm like, okay, this is a ditsy bitch.
I'm like, where did you oh!
I'm never going to speak to her, and she no longer exists.
I'm not a good friend.
I'm not crying today.
I'm not gonna explain, but I'm just disappointed.
I'm not gonna judge you.
I'm not gonna rock with it.
I'm not gonna rock with it.
I'm not gonna wear vibrating panties
I'm not here to stay.
I'm not saying this is my sh .
I'm not speaking on behalf of you.
I'm not supposed to drink alcohol.
I'm not supposed to eat spicy food.
I'm not sure I am interested in going.
I'm not sure if he's gonna be able to make it today.
I'm not surprised.
I'm not the reader. No, no, no, no.
I'm not. I wouldn't call,
I'm on the other side now.
I'm one of those people that's kinda guilty
I'm overstepping my boundaries.
I'm paying the driver by the hour,
I'm praying for no fires.
I'm pretty hard to surprise.
I'm really sad that you couldn't come.
I'm sick and tired of it, Deuce. No.
I'm snacking.
I'm so disappointed, for you to come over
I'm standing right here. [laughing]
I'm still dealing with the fact
I'm still trying to grow as an actress.
I'm stressed the (BLEEP) out, like, for real.
I'm sure you feel the same way.
I'm taking acting lessons because I am actress, love.
I'm telling you. So, don't make me feel bad
I'm telling you. So, don't make me feel bad
I'm the one you always remember.
I'm the one you always remember.
I'm the one you always remember.
I'm the one you always remember.
I'm the one you always remember.
I'm the one you always remember.
I'm thinking let's just have a good weekend, maybe a week.
I'm thinking somethin' is going on with his phone.
I'm thinking there would be dinner.
I'm this workout poster child, you know?
I'm tired, but it was it was a good feeling.
I'm trying to be in a better headspace.
I'm trying to coordinate the nanny.
I'm trying to live, man.
I'm up here wondering if she's really not feeling well.
I'm up.
I'm very proud of it,
I'm willing to stay committed.
I've been doing a lot of promotions
I've been in Atlanta officially for a year.
I've been planning this gala
I've been with her for 18 years.
I've heard so much about you guys.
I've heard you're a big mama, that you take care of guys.
I've kinda been laying low.
I've never been, though. You would love Austin.
I've not been out of the house.
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If Drew starts some sh , I will finish it.
If he can do that, I'm gonna need him a little more often.
If he's not sleeping with you?
If I leave a weekend here, a weekend there,
If I put my hands in your face.
If I try to wear one of her dresses,
If I was going full speed,
If I was you, Drew, about what he said about my husband.
If it looks suspicious, don't let 'em in.
If it was a four star, it might have been in 1988.
If me expressing myself means we have a bad night,
If me expressing myself means we have a bad night,
If my husband said that to me,
If she didn't have 85 people in the room
If she sucked dick in a locker room.
If she wants me to drop it with her.
If somebody said that to me to my face,
If that was Ross, I'd have been on ya.
If the person blows it, for 24 hours,
If there were two Deuces in my house...
If they're not my assistant?
If we're all here to support Kandi,
If you are willing to give him another try,
If you dated a billionaire 20 years ago
If you don't understand the context behind it.
If you don't wanna come, then cool.
If you don't wanna talk about it now, we don't have to.
If you ever were to find somethin' in my phone
If you feel like down the road,
If you had a surgeon cut your stomach off?
If you have an assistant
If you have an assistant
If you just just get your makeup done,
If you think of it that way.
If you want me to not ever talk to her again,
If you went to Kenya Moore Hair Care, honey,
If you would listen, you would understand that.
If you're close.
If you're not gonna listen,
If your baby girl came to you and said,
IMDB, boo. Don't try to play.
Immediately, you gotta get rid of toxic people. Immediately.
In a good way.
In an upward direction because that just shows me
In Atlanta, it's a surprise!
In Atlanta?
In Austin, Ross Elite Chauffeur Service.
In fights with Drew verbally.
In five minutes!
In front of everybody like this.
In front of everyone?
In her life. It's a lot.
In how I brought the information.
In marriage counseling, and, like, wanna make it better,
In my heart, I really do want another kid,
In my spirit to do fake.
In New York.
In order for you to make that decision because then,
In order to get the numbers where we want it.
In our marriages, I think we lost our voice.
In Paris. Okay.
In person workouts.
In that household.
In the first place... Oh.
In the play, "Thoughts of a Colored Man."
In the situation, too, right?
In two weeks? Bitch, bye.
Instead of worrying about me.
Investin' in the play? So, who you think is the, uh,
Invited me over for movie night.
Is 'cause she wanted him to make a commitment.
Is all represented on that stage,
Is currently incarcerated.
Is ever is ever speak on my husband.
Is ever bring up my husband's name in that light.
Is ever bring up my husband's name.
Is ever speak on my husband.
Is going to help with the party.
Is he going to acting, like, acting classes or ?
Is history in the making,
Is how do you finally get over it
Is it happening, or is not happening?
Is just gettin' too outta hand.
Is just to feel like number one.
Is obsess about my marriage.
Is one of my favorites.
Is she is she gonna make a grand entrance?
Is she ever gonna compliment.
Is she stalking my Instagram
Is Sheree's assistant.
Is starting to get all crazy lookin'.
Is that you be using on Tyrone? Ahh!
Is the one who originated that statement
Is the one who originated that statement
Is the thing that's helping bring New York back.
Is this "Eyes Wide Shut," all of a sudden?
Is this a new bone collector in training?
Is this my exit?
Is this some legit stuff, or are you just
Is to really live in the moment.
Is, like, girl, you should've wrote it down.
Isn't it the purpose of getting the hair transplant
Isn't this right, Justin?
It almost want makes me want to a little baby again.
It does get overwhelming, at times,
It does. It does.
It doesn't even compare to Marlo's plot of dirt.
It doesn't feel icky. It doesn't feel like
It doesn't matter what Dr. Ken says.
It happens. We good.
It helps everything. But now it's a problem.
It is Dr. Ken. Hey!
It is God, your wife, your family,
It is literally nationwide.
It just feel like It's like an old place
It just makes it so much easier,
It makes a little vibrating noise.
It might be good to keep Dr. Ken out.
It occurs to me a different way.
It only helps all the other stuff that we wanna do.
It ring, and then it go busy?
It ring, and then it go busy?
It ring, and then it goes busy?
It should be "L" apostrophe.
It took a lot of imagination, though.
It was beautiful. Did you have fun?
It was fun.
It was great, like, having somebody else
It was just me and you, from doing the play,
It was just questioning,
It was leaving a trail of blood.
It was like a throwaway.
It was so packed in there, and everybody
It wasn't like Ralph said, "Hey, let me go
It wasn't the right decision, now you're blaming me,
It'll be entertaining, but none of it will be true.
It's $25,000 for an elevator.
It's a ant.
It's a Chia Pet surgery. That's what it is.
It's a fashion showroom
It's a good icebreak I didn't. Did you not tell Kandi?
It's a lot on me.
It's a matter of you believing exactly what I say.
It's a nice spot, man.
It's a part of our 30 day... ugh.
It's a true story. I swear.
It's a turn off to me.
It's a violin.
It's about memories.
It's all about you.
It's all going towards the dream.
It's all love.
It's almost like him re wrapping a gift
It's always "I".
It's always been, where does Marlo get her money?
It's an empty apartment.
It's an event.
It's beautiful. Yeah, up top is so cute.
It's been a long time. No, listen.
It's challenges. It's three week challenges.
It's fine mommy season, girl.
It's going bananas! Oh, he's gonna hit it again.
It's gonna be fun. It's gonna be fun.
It's gonna be of legend. Yeah.
It's good to have feedback to make sure it is top tier.
It's good to see you.
It's happening, and that is incredible.
It's inspired Chanel, right? No, it's not, bitch.
It's Jamaican mon mon.
It's just a lot of mess that goes on over there
It's just kinda, like, it's it's a turnoff to me.
It's just so weird.
It's just what I heard. What do we know about this?
It's kinda chilly.
It's like borrowing from your best friend's closet,
It's like you can't you know, you just
It's like you're fine just sleeping in Machai's room.
It's like, "Oh, you're not gonna include me in that."
It's like, everything's a problem to her
It's like, what, 8,000 pounds? Bitch, what beach you at?
It's looking current.
It's more like I should've just did it myself,
It's nice to meet you. So are you. You, too.
It's no joke.
It's not at my house. My house is not ready.
It's not even Yeah.
It's not even bullsh . Here the bullsh .
It's not in my body, in my soul,
It's not just that easy to just move on.
It's not just you.
It's not something that he does a lot,
It's not spring/summer though.
It's not that I'm doing anything to you.
It's only a certain amount of miles,
It's our last night here.
It's probably been, like, almost three years now,
It's quiet.
It's so funny 'cause, Sheree, how was it raising a boy?
It's still giving your department store look.
It's supposed to be a tea party.
It's supposed to be. No, one is black.
It's the number one buying places.
It's the same thing as with guys taking medicine.
It's time. I'm ready to see my man.
It's who Drew went to.
It's you, too, though. He's only doing what you allow.
It's, like, a hour and 40 minute
Jackie, can you stay with me for a little while
Jazze Pha is the man.
Jazze, I didn't know you was here for real.
Je suis tres confuse.
Je suis tres confuse.
Jesus Christ. It don't surprise me.
Joggers? Drive?
Just a lot of mess that goes on in that household.
Just all the disparities.
Just because I'm wondering, like, okay,
Just because sometimes I can even be misunderstood.
Just because the show is about Black men.
Just bend over, girl. Aah!
Just by yourself, two Long Islands?
Just come on. I don't have any bunions.
Just don't blow it then.
Just eating clean. That that fast?
Just give her the room. Just give her a room.
Just go buy you a Chia Pet and put the seeds on your scalp
Just go!
Just know I got it, bitch. I got it,
Just look at the total paid in advance.
Just love yourself.
Just send a goddamn cup of tea in the mail.
Just stop, boy. I mean, they just been
Just to know she didn't invite you,
Just use that to your man, okay?
Just with her coming and covering it,
Just, like, why do I have to go through this? Why?
Justin is such a good positive role model
Kandi brought up the Instagram of your assistant.
Kandi did not call me to say anything.
Kandi don't like when the streets talk about her.
Kandi freaky as hell. She pry need therapy.
Kandi gonna wait.
Kandi got the followers.
Kandi is the not the person you meet, and you're just like,
Kandi said any remote can work for any of 'em,
Kandi told me Drew and you share an assistant,
Kandi was a damn ho.
Kandi, are you a lesbian?
Kandi's apology seemed somewhat sincere.
Keep going. That would have been nice.
Keep it in the industry.
Kenya did invite these bougie while folks over here.
Kenya did say your place was small.
Kenya has not been in my basement
Kenya is coming over. You met her before.
Kenya is gonna bring all the dessert, the sweets,
Kenya Moore Haircare!
Kenya, I could hook you up.
Kenya, where the hell are you?
Kenya, where the hell are you?
Kenya, you look beautiful!
Kiki about, hey, girl, this guy reached out to me.
Kimmy, thank you so much for coming.
Knock knock.
Know LisaRaye like that. Okay. You look so fabulous...
Know that.
Laid edges edges.
Last time I checked, he is my boo, not yours.
Last year because we really did have a lot in common.
Last year, it was like, divorce or stay together?
Last year. Mm hmm.
Lay down. Hey, there you go.
Le'Archive is just not for everyone.
Le'bay by Marlo.
Leave, and not have to worry about when I come back.
Lemon butter sauce. Okay.
Let her know what's going on. I'm gonna call her.
Let him walk down the street with his son."
Let me call Sanya, real quick, 'cause she was right there.
Let me give you my opinion on this, Kandi.
Let me go in there and redo that condo
Let me look up. I got my phone.
Let me make sure everything is okay in here.
Let me say maniac tendency. Don't touch me.
Let me say this to you right now.
Let me see her out.
Let me see.
Let me show you. Look.
Let me tell you somethin'. Well, he said you wanted to
Let's get into this budget.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's see. So, Todd...
Let's sing "Happy Birthday" to Brooklyn,
Let's try and be a little early today.
Let's wait until we get some drinks,
Like But you did.
Like I was on my own.
Like I'm not making sense,
Like it's hot with Drew, the 21 day program.
Like she doesn't know what you're talking about.
Like the whole situation with Drew.
Like this Broadway show,
Like you need to suppress your voice.
Like you were no one.
Like, "Okay, it's en enough."
Like, a big black Friday sale.
Like, can I put in a order for that?
Like, decided she was not gonna have sex with him anymore
Like, do y'all wanna see, like, how much money I make?
Like, Drop it With Drew is my passion.
Like, for real, for real?
Like, get the (BLEEP) outta here. Excuse me.
Like, he puts me in the dryer and puts me on tumble dry
Like, hmm, like, what kind of friend are you really?
Like, honey, you rented out a ballroom with no ball.
Like, how does her thing work?
Like, how is that appropriate?
Like, how was everything in Austin?
Like, how will you make money off of it?
Like, I do like Drew. I love her family.
Like, I don't understand where she's comin' from.
Like, I met you first, and I've been feeling
Like, I never even i interacted. So, I don't know who she is
Like, I really like her,
Like, I would definitely wanna get in the costume department,
Like, I'm not... I feel that.
Like, I'm on cloud nine, right now.
Like, I'm talkin' about how I feel.
Like, it's just sitting on my hard drive.
Like, it's really for helping people lose hundreds of pounds.
Like, just couldn't
Like, just couldn't get it together.
Like, she came to my room, and we talked,
Like, she's the sex queen. So, I am so surprised.
Like, sit your ass down.
Like, so confusing.
Like, stop trying to force it so that "we" have to go
Like, the first thing you should've said to me
Like, the whole day, I was just smiling ear to ear.
Like, there would be a bunch of women, like, you know,
Like, they were getting along today,
Like, they're they're they're probably really surprised
Like, think about, like, Kenya, when you're with a man,
Like, this is a crossover.
Like, this whole, like, Sheree mess with Drew.
Like, we All right.
Like, we couldn't call auntie, um, Marlo.
Like, we never do anything like that.
Like, we stop sometimes,
Like, we're still trying to work through Tampa.
Like, when we do stuff, if we don't include you,
Like, who we gonna call? Sheree?
Like, why do you have a hard time
Like, why why why are we talking about it
Like, why would she be so offended?
Like, why? Where is all this coming from?
Like, with Tyler Perry.
Like, you got me like, ahh, ahh.
Like, you guys say I'm so rich.
Like, you just call him when you need him.
Like, you know, when you have a hernia,
Like, you would think that we would be screwing and all that,
Like...
Like... Don't don't mention it.
Lisa LisaRaye.
Listen, I can't even wait.
Long as it ain't no men.
Look at all the fabulous pieces.
Look at my baby. Oh, he look crispy.
Look at the chateau! It's gorgeous.
Look at the situation in a better light.
Look at you with your little cutout.
Look at your face. [laughing]
Look comfortable, though. All right, bitch.
Look, baby, there's your party.
Look, you know, I was like, "Hey,
Looking all cute with the suits on.
Looking like a ing brown Barbie,
Loosen up, Marlo. I mean, come on, girl.
Lord have mercy.
Lord, I hope you do this for me, Sheree,
Make it more of a priority.
Make sure those fingers are pointed. Yes.
Mama. Yes! Yes.
Marlo and I have had a very up and down relationship.
Marlo can't spell Le'Archive right.
Marlo fabulous in' Hampton.
Marlo is a self proclaimed queen of fashion.
Marlo is gettin' Sheree to be on her mess.
Marlo is working overtime
Marlo said hook her up with a boyfriend.
Marlo wants to do everything so big and so grand,
Marlo, you cannot pick up your phone.
Marlo.
Marvin. Who?
Maybe it's because of how she looks.
Maybe she won't be aggressive like me.
Maybe there's some more.
Maybe y'all can give me some inspiration
Maybe, like, uh, any hot tea or
Me and this chick, we was in a situation
Me and wifey tried to do a competition.
Me borrowing a car from somebody,
Me doing this event is
Me not express myself?
Me styling really just made me so humble
Me, Ross, and Deuce, of course,
Messing up the environment and all that.
Michael and William are my nephews,
Michai, Jo Jo, come eat.
Might be a little better than my edges.
Might be hurt? I hope not.
Mikey and William, time to get up!
Miss Legendary Burruss. Oh.
Missed the mark. It's kind of cheap.
Mm hmm. Yeah.
Mmhmm.
Mmm.
Modeling the clothes.
Mom, you come from Jamaica. You bring patty.
Mommy is killin' it, right now.
Mon mon, Jamaican, mom, mom, mom.
More one on one. Mm hmm.
More than I should.
More than one pair.
More, like, a support system in a village.
Most connected to you guys.
Most famous. Most famous.
Movies, and celebrity clients.
Mwah.
Mwah. You look gorgeous.
My all of this happening in the inside.
My Achilles is hurting.
My assistant told me today that I didn't have to be
My bad. But let me ask Nick.
My biggest things is, man, having something
My box, Shari box, mom box,
My dream is to get the EGOT, like, so that's why we,
My girls back there will tell ya I like that old money.
My girls came and showed out.
My husband and I decided to live in Atlanta permanently.
My husband is a two time Super Bowl champ.
My husband works in technology
My invoice for my Goddamn marriage counseling.
My job is get butts in seats.
My kids, and everyone else, 'cause I think, for men,
My life changed overnight. It really did.
My little girl is turning three.
My mama, that bitch gettin' high,
My mom can show us how to cook Jamaican food.
My mom still manages me.
My mom, and dad, and my sister is finally here
My momma made me some...
My niece and my nephew went to University of Texas in Austin.
My problem is this.
My sister is actually my hairstylist.
My thing is shoppin'. Her thing is sex.
My toothbrush is designer.
My treat. Yes.
My vajay jay is closed for business on this trip, okay?
Need to be had but not with Kandi.
Need to be redone.
Never, ever. Never.
Next one is the shady tea, okay?
Nick, did you get what I was sayin' or no?
No luck with the dick from the DTF party, huh?
No matter how hard you work out
No matter what she says bad about me
No more damn hand you sh the rest of the day.
No yelling, no attacking...
No, after you have something to eat, dude.
No, but seriously, come on. We need to get dressed.
No, but the thing is, I'm not But she didn't wanna hire him
No, girl.
No, I didn't. You better not double tap.
No, it's it's it's very decent criticism, right?
No, no, no, four golds and one bronze.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no. She said, "I told you
No, no, no, no. We said, Marlo,
No, no, no. Oh, a guy.
No, they're over.
No, this is not a jogger event.
Nobody that's a maniac is this successful.
Nobody that's a maniac is this successful.
Nobody's lived here in two years.
Not a text, not a call.
Not a white refrigerator, girl.
Not enough support.
Not his business or her. So...
Not me, brother, not me.
Not to come to my work event 'cause I didn't want it
Not vocalize how I felt in the sake of keeping peace,
Now that we're friends, I'm hoping that,
Now you're doing big things that don't include me.
Now, I didn't say sex,
Now, I'm gonna tell you.
Now, if I can make amends with Marlo,
Now, she didn't call me about Tyrone.
Now, what's the name?
Now, you can come into Hamptons. You're crazy.
Now, you're seeing.
Number three, in what month did Brooklyn walk?
Number three, what month did she walk? Number three.
NYC, here we come!
NYC, here we come!
Obviously, I don't know much about Marc.
Obviously, I'm going through a divorce.
Of Le'Archive, you know.
Of my really, really good vendor friends.
Of my showroom, Le'Archive. What?
Of never finishing their house,
Of the, uh, builders, baby builders.
Of these high highs and the low lows.
Of this amazing program,
Of why, you know, it should be so great
Offering to give massages,
Oh yes, fold them.
Oh, and I invited the girls to come see the show.
Oh, both y'all wore the same color.
Oh, do I love me. Queen.
Oh, God, that's terrifying.
Oh, hello, there, sir.
Oh, I see her. Thank you. Hi.
Oh, I'm tired, and it's starting to rain.
Oh, is that Philly with the tall buildings
Oh, Jesus Christ, this is just ridiculous.
Oh, Jesus. Hmm.
Oh, look at that.
Oh, Lord, you know that's scary.
Oh, my God, a red carpet!
Oh, my God, give me my daughter!
Oh, my God, I'm never doing this again.
Oh, my God, it's so comfy.
Oh, my God, Marlo is so extra.
Oh, my God, she said her house was more finished than mine.
Oh, my God, she's so friendly.
Oh, my God, that was a real workout.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Gotta demo the bathroom.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, yeah, twins.
Oh, my God. [gasps]
Oh, my God. This is [laughing]
Oh, my gosh, I gotta get one of these.
Oh, my gosh. Thank you.
Oh, no.
Oh, oh, sh .
Oh, right on time, honey.
Oh, that's really gonna make me mention it.
Oh, there y'all go. Lobster rice? I'll take that.
Oh, this is like a club. Yeah.
Oh, wait, wait. We got to go back.
Oh, we have one for the newbie here.
Oh, what?
Oh, yes, he saw it. How about you?
Oh, you didn't. Let me stand back a little bit.
Oh, you had to switch people?
Oh, you look so pretty.
Oh, you're so beautiful, hi.
Oh!
Oh! What?
Okay, Charlie's Angels.
Okay, do you remember over here, boo?
Okay, go with Terese.
Okay, I am your driver for today, ma'am.
Okay, I feel like I'm a little underdressed.
Okay, I have to get this card.
Okay, it's working now, babe.
Okay, Marlo.
Okay, now you guys have to score yourself
Okay, okay. It ain't like some new sh .
Okay, ready?
Okay, so somebody is gonna have to tell me how to do it.
Okay, so where did we take that from?
Okay, this is strike one.
Okay, wait. They're coming!
Okay, well, where is Sheree now?
Okay, yeah, mm hmm.
Okay, you ready for your birthday party?
Okay? Ooh.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. High five
Okay. You own a used Rolls Royce.
Okay. 'Cause tell him we got counseling
Okay. So, Kandi would you like to pick one?
OLG, Blaze Steakhouse,
On an average week, maybe two, possible three.
On Broadway, it's called "Thoughts of a Colored Man."
On having a kid yet.
On our marriage that breaks us.
On the meal prep.
On the opposite side of things,
On the Penthouse level. Oh!
On the rooftop at my boy's shop
On what it is and who wore it.
One by one. Oh, you can't.
One damn day, if I need ya.
One in Atlanta, one in Florida.
One more time.
One night stands, favorite sex position.
One of the scariest experiences of my life.
One of the things that I want us to work on
One thing about it, they have been through it
One thing before you leave.
One, two, three. Yes!
One, two, three. One, two, three.
One, two, three. Ya ta ta.
Ooh, there it is.
Ooh, what in the world?
Ooh! The food is here, yes.
Open up, bitch. It's good.
Or are we bringing Well, if you got a date,
Or at least that she was able to communicate.
Or brown stew. Okay.
Or do you want him to take the block?
Or else we're gonna be on the side of the road.
Or is it, like, clothing? Right.
Or making it like it's a figment of my imagination.
Or my feelings, or anything, previously.
Or not, for moms like you?
Or she questions that?
Or she's going to play dumb,
Or somethin'. And what?
Or something like that? That thing is big.
Or something that's... No, it was cool.
Or the issue is. Show us, girl.
Or the worst people to hit the gym with.
Or they will be terminated.
Or what's going on?
Or whatever we were doin',
Or whatever, and Drew is telling her, like,
Or whatever, but anyway and then we'll go out to eat.
Or whatever, but we don't. I don't know.
Or whatever, like that.
Or your husband.
Or, like, she she wore them once before?
Originally, it was supposedly you and Drew.
Our love blasé blasé catfights, but we've come a long way.
Over there. Oh, I didn't see you.
Over to the house was great.
Party of one.
Passing out masks at the door?
Patrick, I won't let you torture you any longer.
Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
People can only be who they are.
People don't recognize his talents.
People have sent me your picture.
People how to love you.
People say that Ralph gaslights me,
People walking, like a runway thing.
Perfect. Yes! Okay, I'm ready.
Pick up Brooklyn, and take her back home.
Plan a little bit more ahead, and do it the right way.
Please don't raise your voice, okay?
Please?
Plot twist. That is a plot twist.
Pose for me, bitch.
Preach. And and Kenya,
Prior to coming here.
Pull it together for the kids. Yeah, that's right.
Put a little oil on your dreads.
Put in tons of beautiful light. Mm hmm.
Put it in its place, see if it works.
Put it in the microwave, and that's all I eat
Put some oil on those dreds.
Put some respect on my name!
Put some respect on my name!
Put the Chanel purse on, or a Louis, or a Gucci
Put the panties on.
Putting our issues on the backburner?
Ralph gives her the wo I give her the stuff
Ralph, stop.
Ralph... Yeah.
Ready for question two?
Ready until 12:45,
Really almost broke us last time.
Regardless of what the other one does,
Right now Tyrone is on house arrest.
Right now, I need to seek help.
Right now, okay.
Right now. This is the moment.
Right there. You're doing right, right.
Right when we can actually leave Deuce at home with family?
Right?
Right? Yeah, yeah.
Right. No.
Rise and shine! Let's be great!
Rise and shine. Oh, you're up.
Rizzo is here.
Room to put an extra plate.
Ross and I actually started a chauffeur service
Ross and I have taken a trip,
Ross is back from Texas.
Running up a check.
Sanya invited us to her, um.
Sanya just give me, like,
Sanya ran to Marlo and told her what we all said.
Sanya, Sonya.
Sanya, that's
Sanya's was going off. Yes.
Say it. I want you to say it to me.
Say less.
See if y'all need to see if he married, Kenya.
See them cheeks.
See, this swing open. So the boys will be over here.
Seem like everybody on the good vibes.
Sensitive to the other person's emotions.
Seriously, that had to be, like,
Seven different black men, who represent
Seven different emotions so that you can see black men
Sex life is the worst.
Sexual scenes with a girl?
Sh said it don't work.
Sh wit' you, man. Yeah, yeah.
Sh . Ooh!
Share an assistant,
She ed everybody for free.
She ed everybody for free.
She ed everybody for free. Yeah.
She accuses you of, she does it also.
She actually became a different person
She came here already. Oh, super dope.
She can go ahead and do that.
She can't drive her truck. Oh, my God, no tacos today.
She deserved a Lunchable. I'm
She did a flip.
She did Cynthia's engagement party.
She did my makeup one time when I was here.
She didn't even flip the mattress over.
She didn't pay you enough maybe.
She didn't really tell me. She just said, "MommiNation."
She doesn't wanna feel invalidated.
She doesn't want for her to say something
She don't know if I'm a good friend,
She don't like to pay.
She don't play in the gym. Mm.
She dragged poor Drew over her little bun last night.
She got further than would have.
She had a makeup artist in town,
She had already bumped and grinded
She had text him,
She had text him, "I'll come to your house
She had to take her nap,
She here for a good little barter,
She is everything.
She is fancy.
She is over there looking like the candy
She is shady.
She is very direct, very articulate, very charming.
She know that when you get this bunch of girls,
She looks like she could be your sister.
She may not be eatin' nothin'. [laughing]
She must be better than me.
She never refinanced and got my name off the condo,
She never told me anything about you and the guy.
She never, ever paid.
She ordered a massage therapist.
She really started acting real sh y with me.
She said it was a four star hotel, boo, and
She say that money still is lasting.
She sent this half naked man and woman to our front door.
She spent the night with him for the first time.
She started to rethink it.
She tries to do a good little barter.
She wanna give you a massage?
She was a mean girl.
She was being really... evil.
She was in her element.
She was simply telling you that Anthony is the one
She wasn't r respecting the queen and then
She will never forget it.
She won't feel like she's gonna love it.
She would've done it different,
She's a four time gold Olympic medalist sprinter,
She's a four time gold Olympic medalist.
She's a money MommiNation. [laughing]
She's also very spoiled. Hold on!
She's been a part of MommiNation from the beginning,
She's gonna love this, right?
She's happy. She's jumping up and down for you.
She's having a birthday party.
She's messing with the wrong one.
She's not gonna support, and nothing I do
She's the number one Black blog in the world.
She's tried to show me how to cook,
She's trying to come for me. She's trying.
She's used to this type of clean eating,
Sheree is at the gate, bitch.
Sheree is on her way."
Sheree puppeteered her friend to say something
Sheree will give you her credit card and pack it up.
Sheree, are you gonna see Tyrone when you're in New York?
Sheree, are you gonna see Tyrone when you're in New York?
Sheree, don't cry.
Shoot, she sucked dick everywhere else.
Shortly for you, okay? Okay. Thank you.
Should we take a poll around the table?
Show 'em how you do it. Yes, come on!
Since I've been back. Really?
Since the bitch went creeping during my housewarming.
Since y'all was hatin' on my damn event?
Sincerely, a bitch that will, if she want to."
Slowly, slowly, slowly.
So Oh, here comes some
So are you are you cooking for the entire family
So how can you really, truly be in this bliss
So I can just switch on over.
So I can talk? Ahh!
So I can talk? What?
So I can tell you all about Le'Archive.
So I didn't think she was gonna come today
So I didn't wanna rush her up
So I don't even gotta say tell me your honest opinion.
So I felt I was just giving, giving
So I had a good time with Todd.
So I have never listened to it.
So I just never put it Put it back on.
So I need y'all to be rubbing on the chicken.
So I think she got it mixed up.
So I wanna make sure that it is giving the taste.
So I'll bring portions to split between both of you guys.
So I'm always gonna do something silly,
So I'm I'm surprised you're saying
So I'm just here for the prep.
So it just seems like she has enough of drama
So it should be "L" apostrophe, no "E,"
So it was dope.
So let me know whatever you need.
So many people came out to support,
So many times. Because you always talk about it.
So now I got this crib in Jersey,
So only third prong left is spousal support.
So sweet.
So that bond isn't broken.
So that we can be healthy for each other.
So that we can get there on time
So the goal is to bring the driveway in.
So the next time you're in a conversation,
So the word is really getting around.
So there's no reason for me to be around, honey,
So this is a first,
So this is my first time. Oh, well, welcome.
So wait, you took 1,500 square feet off?
So we drove out to this area
So we had to follow the trail of blood,
So what are you fussing about them?
So yeah, I can make arrangements.
So you can change instead of being in here.
So, all this is real.
So, anyway, I gotta tell you somethin'.
So, do you guys feel like Sheree should have addressed me,
So, don't be shocked. They don't know about it.
So, don't bother putting that in there.
So, everybody drink up. The bar is still open.
So, everything is good with the kids?
So, first things first, is we gotta get
So, guys, we pre selected a menu for us.
So, homecoming isn't as fancy as prom.
So, how is, uh, work? Do you love it.
So, I called him over,
So, I don't know what he really wants because he won't say.
So, I don't know what he really wants.
So, I ended up having to buy her out,
So, I have a condo in Jersey.
So, I have three hoodies for you guys that I brought.
So, I hooked her up with one
So, I love you.
So, I mean... Yeah, we know that.
So, I need an assistant to help me with my business.
So, I packed up me and my kids, and we went to Chicago.
So, I said, "Hey, I'll call you back,"
So, I texted the whole group, everybody.
So, I thought it was perfect
So, I thought this would be amazing.
So, I wanna apologize to you if I offended you in any way
So, I was thinking, maybe this weekend,
So, I work really hard, and I grind really hard
So, I'll just give you a few examples
So, I'll just use your garage opener 'cause
So, I'll take you to get a drink, honey.
So, I'm highly offended.
So, I'm just, like, confused 'cause I'm like...
So, I'm like, ahh. Ha! Y'all don't want
So, I'm like, can you charge some of it now,
So, I'm sitting here waiting on you to come,
So, I've arranged for everybody to get together
So, I've been here probably about...
So, if you can just
So, if you don't want spousal support,
So, is Drew coming? Yes.
So, is she selling these things,
So, it is a major, major story.
So, it was like he was go
So, it's basically on me, right now.
So, it's just another piece to add to the portfolio.
So, it's kinda having me look at Drew
So, just have them set their plates there or something.
So, Kandi had someone basically with no clothes on
So, Kenya and I are on a good note.
So, let me show you around here. Oh, it is so cute.
So, let me tell you.
So, let's talk about "A la Carte."
So, like, we share the space or whatever.
So, like, you put your hand in Sheree's face.
So, like, you put your hand in Sheree's face.
So, Michael are you excited or nervous
So, my mom took a trip to Jamaica
So, one day, you know, I'll come back, uh, with him.
So, people can work out.
So, Ralph was like, "I hope all good things,"
So, right now, Tyrone is on house arrest.
So, Sanya is gold medalist, Olympian.
So, she has this, like, fitness thing, right?
So, she must be pretty good with money.
So, thank you so much. No, it's not.
So, that's a job. That's a job, too.
So, the car accident, babe,
So, then Drew came, and Drew is like,
So, this is gonna be perfect. Indeed.
So, this is, like, our hoodie collection.
So, to be able to put a little color in it,
So, today, we're doing, like, our fall collection shoot.
So, uh, are you able to come to New York?
So, we can make sure this is bagged up
So, we have rounds every three weeks.
So, we just need to know if you wanna
So, we redid the house, new floors, new kitchen.
So, we wanna get their real true opinions
So, we're going to start by playing a little game,
So, what is going on here?
So, what is it like 'cause Kandi pretty busy, too, right?
So, what kinda damn sickness is it you have?
So, what was Oh, I did take your advice.
So, whatever you're doing,
So, when I became a mom, I was like, oh, I need
So, when you come here and you're in my comfort zone,
So, when you do your massages or anything,
So, why does your black nephews
So, why not?
So, y'all do still talk.
So, y'all don't talk anymore?
So, you ain't gonna find my plates.
So, you didn't play the whole time?
So, you know what happens
So, you know, I I was working through some things
So, you should be mad at Anthony.
So...
So...
So... Shh.
So... Uh uh, I'm confused.
So... Uh uh, I'm confused.
Some chicken seasoning.
Some fun times together.
Some kinda way, you're making it last.
Some mental health issues right now,
Some of our business. It's complete betrayal.
Some of the same things that she experienced with Marc.
Some of the stuff you're doin', I don't agree with.
Some of your new plans. Okay.
Some sh in our damn coochie.
Somebody tell me what is happening.
Somebody that look something Jamaican.
Someone talking about my husband, that's major.
Somethin' about me, and I'm still mad.
Sometime I just feel, am I creating monsters?
Sometime they don't want you have.
Sometimes sleep takes over in our bedroom.
Sometimes Todd definitely seems resentful towards me.
Sometimes we do fall in that funk of, like,
Sometimes you gotta be like, "You know what?
Somewhere between, like, that ten and fifteen number.
Sonya!
Sonya? Sanya? Wait...
Sorry we're late. Oh, you got your pink.
Sorry. Just stay here. Exactly. Stay here.
Spring, summer, and September, boo.
Step back. Step back. Step back. Step back.
Step, step, and one, turn, and lean, one.
Still riding them Phantoms,
Stop it, Drew.
Straight ahead? Yeah.
Strut your little fine ass through the airport
Sucked dick in a locker room, ever.
Take your vitamins.
Talk through all of these issues
Talking about Sheree, what is the issue?
Tell 'em I told you I work at Magic City on Mondays,
Tell 'em I'm Ginger.
Tell everyone about Le'Archive, okay?
Tell your problems, your issues.
Telling all your personal business.
Telling all your personal business.
Telling all your personal business.
Ten is better.
Than gettin' our sh done over here.
Than trying to get Deuce to take a nap, okay?
Than your bedroom? Yeah.
Thank God I ain't never gave her no money
Thank God I got through it and figured it out.
Thank God I've grown.
Thank God.
Thank me later, Kandi.
Thank you for coming out.
Thank you guys for coming. We had so much fun.
Thank you, babe. [doorbell ringing]
Thank you, I love it.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. Very good.
Thank you. Oh, hi, pretty girl.
Thanks. Yeah.
That any woman would appreciate.
That bathroom is ten grand, fifteen at the most.
That billionaire she dated a decade ago
That bitch is whack.
That bitch skinny as hell, right now.
That breaks us.
That Brooklyn knows that her dad loves her
That can go back in JoJo's room.
That Dr. Ken taught me was you can't have
That Drew and you share an assistant.
That everybody would at least have something that they like.
That got the same mentality and can understand me,
That he had gave to an ex girlfriend
That he said about you and your husband,
That he was approved for yesterday.
That he was trying to put together the line.
That he's been saying he's going to do.
That her assistant is also Sheree's assistant.
That I did it. Know what I'm sayin'?
That I don't feel I should know.
That I don't get credit for.
That I don't like, and I don't agree with.
That I have collected over 20 years, you guys,
That I never had growing up,
That I should have told Sheree, and Sheree didn't do that to me,
That I'm ready to...
That if you don't start none, won't be none,
That is not convenient. It's outside the city.
That is something I wanna tell you.
That is what I get from Ralph and her.
That is, like, your old place
That just happened to me.
That Kenya and I were in a good place.
That makes him around 70s.
That makes me feel a bit a little bit uncomfortable is,
That means he has to be in the house by 9 p.m.,
That meant a lot.
That might mean that you're equally as messy.
That my grandmama used to give me
That New Jersey apartment
That no woman can ever come close to her.
That old school, but, you know,
That people are so late.
That she can read, play with.
That she didn't think that her photo shoot
That she said? Absolutely.
That she said. Absolutely.
That she's doin', I just don't rock with.
That that works. Yes.
That the hump part is going down.
That the work that I've been putting in
That their mom is putting up with this.
That they know about somebody and put it in the box.
That this guy is putting out.
That used to be my boo thang!
That was a misstep, as well. You got your phone?
That was a whole decade or more ago.
That was so cute.
That we all were at your house and having that conversation.
That we both have work to do, not to
That we can have, like, a clean slate.
That we did not connect, for whatever reason.
That we did not connect, for whatever reason.
That we don't have these really, really high highs,
That we haven't resolved.
That we never released.
That we were even dealing with another woman, you know?
That we were even dealing with another woman.
That we're both hearing and understanding
That we're havin' in our marriage.
That white car was not mine. Well, you
That whole gaslighting thing where somebody is, like,
That wifey can not let go of.
That would have been nice.
That would have been nice. I cannot with her.
That would piss me the (BLEEP) off
That wrath is so serious.
That y'all are gonna be gettin' ready for
That you can come, and you can rent
That you grew up with in New York.
That you have on someone.
That you have to fire your assistant."
That you want me to mess up my decentness?
That, to me, is fake, and I don't do fake.
That's a decision that you both have to make.
That's a fact. Oh, that's a lie.
That's a good point, though, 'cause you do teach
That's a lie.
That's a lie. What?!
That's a lot of responsibility,
That's a whole Okay.
That's actually giving him some.
That's all I needed for Le'Archive, right there.
That's all I'll say.
That's all I'll say.
That's all I'm asking for.
That's all. It's a conversation
That's all. Oh, I can tell.
That's coming in to be stepfathers.
That's completely, like, your side of the business?
That's crazy. Is she okay? What happened?
That's even more so what would make it even worse
That's fantastic. If you don't, fantastic.
That's gonna talk about all your friends?
That's got a thing that can cross
That's how I know things are in a really dark place.
That's how messy he is. Listen, listen.
That's it, baby girl. You're in that.
That's it.
That's just her thing.
That's just the wrong person to put your hand in their face.
That's kudos to you, Atlanta, and Texas.
That's kudos to you.
That's letting you now that, hey, if you ever
That's minor.
That's Miss Sanya. Hi, nice to meet you.
That's never happened before.
That's not a Rolls Royce, but it's a car.
That's not real?
That's not the problem. Or is it?
That's on you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's one of one of my good good girlfriends.
That's our rosemary crusted salmon.
That's really gonna make me mention it.
That's right.
That's scary for me.
That's so cute.
That's so sweet.
That's super duper important.
That's the ghetto way.
That's the nasty Marlo that I know.
That's the only thing I don't like about you.
That's the vibes I get. Well, not
That's the word around town. Hey,
That's truly unstable.
That's two strikes.
That's what he said. First of all,
That's what I wanna hear.
That's what I'm saying. That's a tough one.
That's what I'm waiting to see.
That's what she said to you the whole time, your assistant.
That's what was hurtful and disappointing for me,
That's what you get for thinking.
That's why I still have this fear
That's why she has to have this, uh, jail gate.
That's working closely with you.
That's your focal point when you come in.
The 90 year olds you date.
The accordion doors that open up all the way.
The apron is cute,
The Archive, the Archive.
The ballroom is outstanding.
The benefit of the doubt.
The best provider.
The boys better not come down here and eat this food.
The boys call you Uncle Justin.
The Brooklyn tini. That's cute.
The card, the book, the whole microphone,
The custody was just settled.
The day before yesterday. But you know I was dealing
The drinks, and she's even gonna bring a masseuse.
The first question is,
The food is already seasoned, already cooked.
The girls who are well traveled
The green ones. No, no,
The house is definitely crowded.
The last night with my friend, Sanya.
The last time I had an event...
The massage would be good.
The most important thing in the world.
The next thing you know...
The only person I think might have her feelings hurt is Drew.
The only person that says the issue is with her, is you.
The other kids that go to that school,
The phone has dropped down.
The photo shoot would not be the right place for us
The photographer by the hour.
The play is not waiting on us.
The sea salt and the thick cut to die for.
The second highest for you, other than Kandi and, uh, Todd?
The show is opened, and you kinda know.
The streets be talkin', baby.
The sunshine is glowing.
The the remote Todd, stop pressing so much.
The thing is, I'm always on your turf.
The three of us probably single.
The way you put everything together.
The whales was in there. The whales?
The whole reason for me doing the dinner
Them earrings are a disaster.
Them edges laid.
Them'a gonna stop callin' me Sanya, Sanya, Sanya.
Then how is it working for the others?
Then I can get the party going.
Then I went to her.
Then keep the agreement.
Then she should've called me.
Then that's the problem, right? We've had two counselors,
Then we'll cut the crust off And we're having name cards
Then what the hell are we doin'?
Then when Kenya said she wanted to open up table,
Then why are you spreading it? It's a good
Then why can't you just sign the papers?
Then you can come out So your closet is bigger
Then you come last, you know.
Then you don't want that tea, boo.
Then you said Dr. Ken said you're a maniac.
Then you should've came... She just told me that
There are nine people living in the house
There are steps to firing someone.
There have been, like, times with the group,
There is a cute, little vibe down here.
There she is, this is gorgeous. Hi, how are you?
There was somebody else all up in here.
There we go. Oh!
There you go, bitch.
There you go. One, two.
There's crumpets and biscuits,
There's money exchanged from those dates.
There's nothing else I can say.
There's swings. No!
These are the perfect thickness
These are things Tyrone should have done for her.
These extreme expectations of somebody else.
These girls are not used to couture.
These ladies are late for everything.
They about run my life,
They are like, where is the money coming from?
They are not happy.
They come bringing out a damn shaver.
They do bad things.
They have more publicity. Ahh, ahh, thank you.
They help with Deucey,
They just sh all over the woman.
They just want sometime for you just to say
They kinda addressed this with one of the characters
They need to check their behavior,
They straighten up.
They wait on no one, honey, but a credit card payment.
They want me to be a freak.
They were like, "You cannot go.
They're a husband and wife team that manage me together.
They're about see Sanya show up.
They're about to see Sanya show up, okay?
They're big girls.
They're driving around in a damn Rolls Royce.
They're gonna they're gonna drop it
They're gonna have games with tea.
They're gonna open their wallets.
They're gonna purchase.
They're gonna tell their stylists
They're not lazy.
They're one person.
They're trying to get me about my money, girl.
They're, like, obsessed with you.
They've just been spilling tea.
Things have happened, and I feel like
Things have kinda slowed down, right now.
This challenge for eternity.
This could have been a runway.
This event space is not cheap.
This is No, because we've been talking the whole time.
This is a good thing.
This is a lotta roses. [laughing]
This is a part of my weight loss program.
This is all purpose seasoning.
This is crazy. Drewski, you look gorgeous.
This is disgusting. Ahh!
This is for real, for real.
This is happiness, and I can see it,
This is just what I have been desiring in our marriage,
This is my last time having this talk wit' you.
This is not the place to ever do that.
This is our place to go to fix up space for our kids.
This is pretty strong. Oh, my God.
This is so freaking pretty.
This is so nice to see Drew really go above and beyond
This is so nice.
This is so perfect for Brooklyn's tea party.
This is something that happened in the past,
This is teamwork. Smell his breath.
This is the Fashion Bomb Daily.
This is the lounge area,
This is the perfect costume for me.
This is the place that you come who does the suits.
This is too much flavor. Sh .
This is unacceptable. [laughing]
This is what I live for
This is what I need to happen.
This is what it can be. I'm down.
This is what she sent me here with.
This is what we were talking about.
This is what's going to make me comfortable.
This is why I don't dance. No, you ain't gotta go robot.
This is your marriage.
This looks good.
This might explain a little bit of the tension
This mother er with some sh in my
This one here, oh, man...
This says a lot about you, Drew.
This shows me, like, we can make it.
This stuff be running out quick.
This the same outfit from yesterday morning.
This was supposed to be a fun shady moment,
Though, in 20 days.
Three three one one two.
Three years. Hello.
Three.
Throw on somethin' sexy. Bye.
Tierra, good thing you came in here
To "Freak" Kandi Burruss.
To a better place, but it's been a slow roll.
To a two hour drive.
To be a part of this history in the making.
To be able to get a show on Broadway,
To be honest with you. Really?
To bring more awareness about "Thoughts of a Colored Man,"
To celebrate us, okay?
To come any time to my damn house, Kandi.
To come downstairs.
To come shop with me.
To deliver some Kandi Koated Night stuff.
To disrespect cute, little Brooklyn.
To do a little somethin'. I'll do a little somethin'.
To do it properly.
To end up not being something very positive.
To ever run the 400 meters.
To everybody about me. Drew don't want none.
To get a colonoscopy.
To get fashion tips now?
To get him to understand. Yeah.
To get the fashion industry to talking.
To get to her little tiny bedroom.
To get to my house.
To get together.
To get whatever you're trying to do across effectively.
To give me their advice, because, baby,
To go ahead and tell on herself and tell the tea herself.
To have a shady tea game at a kids birthday party.
To have the conversation, so we will plan another time
To introduce Atlanta to Le'Archive.
To keep your taste buds moving and your hips grooving.
To keep your taste buds moving and your hoops grooving, honey,
To learn how to cook.
To learn how to talk to women.
To leave these kids. Sh , I'm gonna be 50.
To leave up to 100 miles, and this makes the cut.
To live with us.
To make me feel like
To make people think I'm a liar.
To make sure I get butts in seats.
To make sure that my wife knows
To others, 'cause you're so used to
To protect my friend. Hold up. Hold up.
To see you cry
To ship your used clothes to eBay,
To show you everything
To sign up for your weight loss program...
To sit down and focus.
To spread lies about other people.
To stay quiet in church.
To support and look at the pieces.
To take care of his mother. Oh, yeah.
To talk to you about some stuff.
To the influencers and different different things
To the no, no, no.
To the other side, girl, and then I'm outta here.
To the wrong place. Yeah.
To these beautiful ladies all day,
To this assistant was really hard for me.
To this black sister over here you love so much?
To try to fix me.
To try to get more attention out there on the show.
To try to look decent, and then you got a mask
To where I just created little monsters.
To your negative account.
Tomorrow is the day we'll see the play, though.
Tomorrow, so. I may?
Tonight was not the night to go and try to fix anything.
Traveling with Brooklyn.
Traveling with Drew and Ralph,
Try it. Yes.
Trying to tell you everything we said.
Turn on our favorite shows that we like to watch.
Two athletes? Up against them,
Two athletes.
Two, three, ya ta ta.
Tyrone can ing kick bricks,
Tyrone has been around for a while.
Tyrone haven't shown up yet.
Tyrone is home.
Uh, from yesterday, when I was out at
Uh, I just don't know. Got it.
Uh, I wanna wait for food.
Uh, Kandi got the Sprinter.
Uh, Range Rover, Lisa LisaRaye.
Uh, somethin' is different down there."
Uh, still water, or ? I'll take still water.
Uh, we talked about Le'Archive.
Uh, y'all have the same assistant.
Um, and did I tell you? What?
Um, and now we're in Chicago, Atlanta, Florida.
Um, answer the calls, get out, wash the cars.
Um, but I am going through a divorce.
Um, I know we had, like, words the other day.
Um, so, he did bring in an assistant.
Um...
Under any circumstance.
Until people come to see Broadway shows,
Usually, it's like, we're sitting here,
Very conflicted about how I'm showing up
Very handsome.
Very off putting. Yeah, and then, girl,
Very opinionated, very smart.
Wait a minute. I know everything is not Chanel.
Wait, don't you come next to me.
Wait, let me make sure my Wait a minute,
Wait, this is my good eye, I think, yeah.
Wait, you tried to join Drop it With Drew.
Wait, you're you're you're on camera, right now.
Wait. Hold on, Brookie.
Wait. Justin!"
Wait. So, I have to be in the shoot?
Walk the seven minutes,
Walkin' around on this floor. They are clean.
Walking around with at least $10,000
Wanna go play? Go ahead.
Was I harsh? We good.
Was I not supposed to?
Was not the best.
Was, "Babe, let me explain," something.
We actually used to share the same hairstylist.
We all Beyonce today.
We all know how this go. Let's be for real.
We also have Cajun shrimp,
We are at the Le'Archive event.
We are here.
We brought back some jerk sauce from Jamaica.
We can go and just have fun down there,
We can go get the toys,
We can have, like, a little girl get together.
We could have been divorced if he wanted to be divorced.
We could've talked about this in the car ride.
We could've went to the side and talked
We didn't have a birds and the bees conversation,
We didn't work, so I moved out.
We do the light blue with it.
We don't do it sometimes.
We don't got no damn countertops.
We don't know the damn rules.
We don't listen to that kinda stuff.
We done spent $200 on this little girl,
We filmed the pilot episode, and we're pitching it.
We good? We good.
We got a long way to go.
We got any specials today?
We got to work these glutes, boo.
We gotta get you back in these streets.
We gotta go pick up Sanya.
We gotta wrap that up, too.
We had a spot right on the water.
We had questions about the event.
We had something before. Didn't I tell ya?
We have garlic mashed potatoes, roasted broccolini,
We have meal plans, proteins. We have, like
We have over 800 blogs on the platform.
We have the program Drop It With Drew.
We have these meal preps that we are launching.
We have to fold 'em, Brooklyn.
We have to get her and Aniya together.
We have to move on, 'cause you guys were so late.
We have to uplift her.
We haven't been on this level.
We heard a noise,
We in Jamaica, for real. They made sure they found
We just couldn't connect. Like, I really
We know he's true. Where is Tyrone?
We lost a bunch of drivers, lost some business,
We made an agreement,
We moved down here and got her whole family with us.
We need to go get some gas.
We provide meal plans, virtual workouts,
We purchased the condo together.
We should be able to, like, communicate.
We should sign up 'cause I will wanna lose 21 pounds,
We usually sleep apart.
We were doing everything together,
We were having some extremely bad growing pains
We were here for, like, seven years.
We'll both be sitting up there.
We'll have short ribs,
We'll just uh huh. Yeah. Yes.
We'll make it happen. Ladies, it's been a pleasure.
We'll talk about it later on. Oh, Lord, that's so much.
We'll talk, uh, later.
We're all coming up to see you tomorrow
We're going to New York,
We're gonna come in strong, all right?
We're gonna get you home.
We're gonna have a little competition for Suite B
We're gonna have a luncheon.
We're gonna have some fun.
We're gonna have the kids at the table.
We're gonna take some pictures, okay?
We're like, okay, we're gonna.
We're not going to have a combative conversation.
We're not splitting the bill today.
We're talking about all of us.
We've been together for damn near 20 years.
We've hung out, and we definitely have had
Welcome to the Chateau!
Welcome to the party.
Welcome to the Pittman palace, boo.
Well, all right, Brian.
Well, all right.
Well, at least in Atlanta. Where are the models?
Well, bitch, you gotta bust it open.
Well, I'm very grateful that you guys allowed me
Well, maybe you can, um, ask Ralph, you know
Well, shoot, man, what'd she spend on this?
Well, thank you. I have a little shot for you.
Well, that's what Drew did, and I didn't even
Well, the big deal for me was, like,
Well, we can give Tyrone your remote.
Well, we went on a family vacation in June.
Well, yeah, he said he wasn't because you never paid him.
Well, you can tell them. Oh, support me.
Well, you definitely was told incorrectly.
Well, you goddamned read!
Were bringing men.
Were you giving him too much?
Were you wearing your Are you wearing yours?
What about havin' sex with coyotes!
What am I gonna do?
What are we going for?
What are you excited about?
What are you guys up to?
What are you talking like, I'm so confused. I'm so pissed.
What are you talking about? What?
What can go on.
What did you guys do?
What do you mean when you say that?
What do you think? Exactly.
What does it mean when you call someone,
What else did she have to say?
What else has been going on, my love?
What ended up happening? [sighs]
What have I done? Come on, guys.
What have you been doin'? What's been goin 'on?
What he just told a girl in New York this past weekend?
What I look like?
What if I just move over here?
What is Brooklyn's middle name?
What is daddy doing?
What is going on?
What is it?
What is it? You're beautiful.
What is next? Wait, wait, wait a minute.
What is she thinking?
What is that, Drew?
What is that? Oh, my God.
What is that? That looks good.
What is the laugh for?
What is this on the door?
What is this, honey?
What kind of friendship do we have?
What kind of tea?
What kinda party is this?
What maniac even means.
What matters is what the two of you say.
What position did you play, honey?
What the hell are we doin'?
What the hell are we doin'?
What was Brooklyn's first word?
What was the issue?
What what I'm pissed off about, is that, first,
What would be my purpose of wanting to come stay here.
What y'all been doin'? What y'all been doin'?
What y'all been doing? Uh, nothing.
What you dress up coming over here for?
What you gonna say?
What you got here, bitch?
What you got on?
What you wanted to say about it.
What you're trying to build. An EGOT doesn't just come.
What? [laughing]
What's been going on with all y'all?
What's going on? Hey, Todd, how you doin'?
What's over here to snack on?
What's the plan, at this point?
What's up with you and Todd?
What's up? What's up?
What's up? You still out? Yeah.
What's what's wrong with the pink eggs?
What's wrong?
What's your name? Brandi.
Whatever he wants
Whatever you tell him to do for 24 hours.
When he wants to go out.
When he was just telling him how he stayed home
When her and Sheree are not even that close.
When I had to go to Chicago to do "The Chi",
When I know I have a valid point.
When I say this. No, no, no, just talk.
When I see that pretty face over there.
When I tell you, I'm I'm hurt, I'm pissed.
When I think back, I had, like, five hairstyles in one.
When I'm going, I'm going because I have to work.
When I'm somebody's friend, I rock with them,
When it comes to business and promotions.
When it's fine?
When Marc would speak to me like that.
When Mike and William came to live with me,
When Ross retired from football,
When she put her Like, just at least admit it.
When she put her hand in her face.
When she told you?
When the guys are around.
When they first came to me, it was like
When they first came to me, they would eat McDonald's,
When we go to New York, that's a nice spot.
When we go to New York... Yeah.
When we got together,
When we're in New York, we can actually go there
When we're in New York, we can swing by the Jersey crib.
When you are the moment.
When you are the moment.
When you are the moment.
When you are the moment.
When you are the moment.
When you are the moment.
When you email Le'Archive, you get a questionnaire back,
When you go to Paris, you go in, and it's like a museum.
When you leave for months?
When you said that you wanted to have sex.
When you sent the ing text out for a birthday party
When you were sitting there at the table.
When you're gone for months?
When you're not here, it disrupts the flow.
When you're not here, it disrupts the flow.
When you're watching these movies,
Whenever she argues with you.
Whenever we come to New York, it's not like we be hangin' out.
Where a guy was like,
Where am I?
Where are my appliances?
Where are the oxtails, mon?
Where are you?
Where are you? Why can't you pick up?
Where does her giving you a massage
Where does your money come from, Kenya?
Where he at to that lady that he's got
Where I just feel unworthy or unloved?
Where is he?
Where is Marlo?
Where is the bell guy? He never came.
Where is the catalog of things that you're offering?
Where is the champagne?
Where is the decor?
Where is the money comin' from? How did you afford?
Where is the seating? Oh. Are you sitting?
Where it was the hair transplant.
Where my name is getting put into all of this.
Where the green chairs are.
Where the hell is Tyrone?
Where the money come from to do all of this.
Where there were coyotes.
Where there were coyotes.
Where we don't like each other,
Where you goin'?
Where your ass came from, and, to me,
Where's the memo about this being a couples trip?
Which so for the 30 days, we can't, what?
Which I didn't know Kandi would be there,
Which I think she wanted him to you know,
Which I was, you know, worried about that, obviously,
Which is almost like a gin lemonade.
Which is the love from my mom.
Which is what this is all about, love.
Which one took about 20 years to build her house
Which she did, and I said, "I'm a guy."
Which wasn't true. LisaRaye's Range Rover.
Which wasn't true. LisaRaye's Ranger Rover.
Which will probably be like, sex five times a day.
Whichever way it's gonna go, this is a good thing
While they were there, I was like,
While y'all was cookin'.
White refrigerator.
Who buys eggs like that? No, ma'am. This is what...
Who fittin' in that? You.
Who gon' check me, boo?
Who got "what is Brooklyn's middle name?"
Who had your own space? No, sir. Uh uh, mom.
Who has the best sex story.
Who has time to be putting on vibrating panties
Who is being messy with one of your friends,
Who is being messy with one of your friends,
Who is doing that?
Who is doing that? Who is doing that?
Who started that rumor and told other people.
Who the (BLEEP) you are, okay?
Who's doing that? It's going bananas.
Who's raised three kids on her own,
Whoo hoo. Whoo hoo hoo hoo.
Whoo! NYC, here we come!
Why are you directing this to me?
Why are you going to Miami?
Why are you so turnt up? Like, it was
Why are you the only one not behaving?
Why did he not want to come today?
Why did you have a full glam on, though?
Why didn't you stop me, Tyrone?
Why does being black
Why don't you compromise, dude.
Why now are you making me wrong in some way,
Why she's walking over here Listen, I I I started it.
Why the (BLEEP) is she writing on a cake?
Will drive you crazy.
William, take a shower, so we're not late.
Wit' you by yourself.
With a big butt.
With a bun. Like, I don't understand.
With a smile on your face.
With another woman.
With Drew when Drew can't drop into a squat.
With fresh snap green beans. Ooh.
With Gerald Levert.
With her and Sheree thing, right?
With her husband and their two boys.
With her husband. So, my whole thing is,
With just me and you, but I just been wanting
With Marc less and less in the picture,
With my assistant.
With Natasha Okay.
With pretty labels Oh, also, gift bags.
With Sanya and him, Ross.
With some sh in our damn coochie.
With someone else. Yeah.
With this size condo, you need about $100,000
With this stuff on.
With with Marc, her ex husband.
With, uh, Tyrone, though. I needed support.
Work out with Drew or some kind of business.
Worth of clothes on every day.
Would be a good place for us to have our talk.
Would ever accept someone speakin' on their husband.
Would ever accept someone speaking on their husband.
Wouldn't a whale get stuck in the sand
Wow, wonderful.
Wow!
Wrap stop.
Xavier, looks good, right?
Y'all ain't fittin' to come to my house without furniture.
Y'all are just meant for each other.
Y'all don't wanna see too much of that,
Y'all just heard it wrong.
Y'all keep saying where my money come from.
Y'all know William. This is the little one.
Y'all laughed about my event.
Y'all said somebody I'm trying to figure out
Yeah, I know what you need.
Yeah, I love this. This is a go.
Yeah, I want calves. That's fine.
Yeah, my G. Oh, man!
Yeah, perfect match.
Yeah, she's talking to sh to everybody about me.
Yeah, that's right up Marlo's alley.
Yeah, the Sheree thing kind of was a little, like,
Yeah, this is great.
Yeah, whatever happened with the assistant?
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna check out.
Yeah, you know. Mm hmm. I've done that.
Yeah.
Yeah. She invited me.
Yeah. So, I'm like
Yeah. Why are you tellin' everybody?
Yep. And reassuring behavior.
Yes, I did have a mommy makeover,
Yes, I'm ready. I'm ready.
Yes, in all white and the muscles.
Yes, Kandi!
Yes, sweet. How are you?
Yes! Okay, baller! Welcome to the party.
Yes! Okay, Marlo.
Yes. Okay, you guys are, like,
Yes. Sanya, nice meeting you.
You about to lose ow! I'm not gonna lose.
You ain't gonna live forever, baby.
You ain't having sex as much as you used to or whatever.
You and I need to have a conversation.
You are opening the doors.
You are the one to talk about it.
You are the one to talk about it.
You be taking multiple vacations throughout the year.
You better Drop it with Drew.
You better give that damn man some.
You bring sex toys. Mm hmm.
You called me a stray.
You can have breakfast wit' your aunt.
You can just buy your products, honey,
You can kiki about that.
You can pressure wash this.
You can share with me?
You can't be a part of it.
You can't enter until you take it.
You can't just do whatever you want.
You can't trip
You completely ghost me.
You did not take a shower.
You did somethin'.
You didn't tell me that.
You don't even have to go that wide.
You don't have to call me "her."
You don't have to walk with the clothes.
You don't listen.
You don't listen. You don't listen.
You don't order.
You don't pay him.
You don't play when it come to your jobs.
You don't put you don't put your pinky up, okay?
You don't realize when you don't be attentive
You don't realize when you don't be attentive to others
You don't stop loving them overnight
You don't think the flow is disrupted
You eating a patty for breakfast.
You feel me? Yeah, they're you're family.
You going outside?
You gonna smile and be happy?
You got caught up in some
You got into it with Sheree. Me and Sheree had a moment,
You got my number. I know.
You got that little young tender over here dancing wit' you.
You got to switch the name.
You gotta come to the next Drop it with Drew.
You gotta demo the floors.
You gotta demo the kitchen.
You gotta figure it out.
You gotta get outta here.
You gotta learn how to read first.
You gotta own that. Just own it.
You gotta pay people.
You guys can meet my culture.
You guys can meet my culture.
You guys have to come by Le'Archive.
You guys want any fruit?
You guys will love my mom.
You guys, me and Kenya, we always have
You had it out for her since day one anyway.
You had to rent somebody's,
You have a
You have a great night.
You have a new lifestyle but don't forget
You have a position, and you're very clear on that.
You have made me feel special.
You have new money, baby.
You have to be when you date old white men.
You have to give us your best [indistinct].
You hold your head up high.
You just always want it your way.
You just be adding stuff to the schedule thinking, like,
You just get relaxed, change your clothes,
You just hold her hand.
You just said, basically, she's lying.
You knew what he said about your husband?
You know how sometime they
You know I own properties. Marlo, stop.
You know I'll try to fatten you up.
You know it. It's gotta be dramatic.
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean? Right. Well, everyone
You know what I mean? [whistles]
You know what I'm sayin'? It's about steak and lobster?
You know what I'm saying? Yeah.
You know what it is when you think of Le'Archive.
You know what?
You know what? I really can't even stay that long
You know, "I'm a guy." You know what I'm saying?
You know, and It's about the stuff.
You know, and I probably should not do this.
You know, before it was, you know, that tan,
You know, Drew and I have been going back and forth.
You know, five, seven times a week
You know, have all these different things happening.
You know, I am shocked that she extended the invite,
You know, I have investments.
You know, I look at Kandi. I feel like she got it goin' on.
You know, I'm 'posed to go to New York next week.
You know, I'm gonna want somethin' to drink.
You know, I've dated a billionaire before.
You know, like, when you think about being a Black woman,
You know, she never paid him,
You know, that's a trigger for me.
You know, trying to be with other women
You know, we both agreed we will bring the guard down slowly,
You know, we can maybe help each other.
You know, we start off.
You know, your grandma, she told me she cooks with
You know? I value it.
You left the other day,
You lived in an apartment with white refrigerators.
You lived in an apartment with white refrigerators.
You look am You look amazing.
You look amazing, though. Thank you.
You look beautiful. Yeah.
You look cute. [laughter]
You look gorgeous.
You look really good.
You look so cute. Look at you looking all cute.
You look so much like your dad.
You look stiff. Relax. I am stiff.
You love me? Always.
You made that up.
You met Anthony the other night.
You might need to go home.
You might waive your rider?
You need a test." And I got a test,
You need to just f first start with yourself.
You need to stop being phony, bro!
You never played?
You never, in the two years I've had the boys,
You owe me an apology for that. All you do,
You pull it together. You know how we do.
You put them on probation,
You put your hands
You said Kenya was at your house the other day.
You said Michael was into acting?
You said something he said about me.
You said they're coming to school with Mercedes,
You said you did that for what reason?
You said you were gonna give this man a a chance
You say it out of your mouth.
You should go out and better yourself."
You should have called me or responded then.
You sound happy. Yes.
You take it, like, an actual big, big offense.
You think some of the other girls' feelings
You told me don't listen to it,
You told me that you wanted me to come to the photo shoot.
You wanna get with all of your friends
You want a little bit of everything?
You want a shot of this is cucumber.
You want me to take you to your table?
You was gonna be there, Kenya.
You was the sh if you went to Shear Essence.
You wear Target, sweetheart.
You went all the (BLEEP) out.
You were about to cry. I mean
You were in a hotel with a white refrigerator.
You were talking about me borrowing a car from somebody,
You were telling me about Ralph's assistant, right?
You worked out, for real? Um, well, you know,
You would have a problem with that.
You you was there. You saw it.
You'll definitely get to meet him.
You're beautiful. It's okay.
You're drunk. You know, like,
You're full of sh , Kenya. You always do that.
You're gonna get her overtalking you,
You're gonna have to pay daily.
You're gonna have to, like, pull back
You're gonna run down and run back,
You're gonna run down and run back.
You're gonna see in the credits Le'Archive.
You're looking forward to finding out
You're not giving him none of that kitty cat.
You're not understanding what I'm saying.
You're not understanding what I'm saying.
You're putting some weird words out.
You're reading the tags
You're repeating sh that Anthony has said about me.
You're right here. Yes.
You're saying any of this.
You're so fine now. Hey, baby.
You're so miserable.
You're so whack.
You're still makin' a choice
You're supposed to play along with the game.
You're talking about a girl with a bun
You're tearing her down.
You're that bitch.
You're used to your coochie buzzin', all right?
You're very intelligent. Thank you.
You've wanted me to maybe, like, step up
Your brother is leaving us. Going to homecoming tonight.
Your cabbage, broccolini, and asparagus.
Your comprehension is very off.
Your favorite fashion maven. Yes!
Your girl Kenya... Oh, my God, this is awful.
Your good graces.
Your husband is gay and all of that. So...
Your husband went to L.A. He went to L.A.
Your instincts are for a reason.
Your massage or whatever?"
Zzz zzz!
100 with Drew, bitch. Do a show.
100 with Drew.
ing each other.
it's gonna go, and I'm gonna finish it.
...is to make sure that you felt like a queen.
...it ain't gonna be just a massage.
'Cause Dr. Ken called you a maniac.
'Cause Dr. Ken called you a maniac.
'Cause I just met you, and what you're not gonna do,
'Cause I was gonna wait for you to say
'Cause I'm I'm like it's so interesting.
'Cause that bitch was e vil.
'Cause we're happy, right?
"Dear Kenya..."
"Dear, Sanya..." Mm hmm.
"Hell to the naw, to the naw, naw, naw."
"I'm a guy. Lol." And then she said,
"Kandi sucked dick in locker room"?
"Kiss." "Neighborhood."
"Please accept this sexy gift
"Socialize" is about four females who start
"Thank you for attending this very special trip."
"Thoughts of a Colored Man" is really about
[indistinct].
[indistinct]. I have seen the way he speaks to her,
[indistinct]. It's going bananas.
A friend of mine recommended it,
A maniac?
A massage would be really great.
A whale at the beach?
A'ight, y'all.
Aaron, nice to meet you.
About what? [indistinct].
About your husband?
Absolutely not. Kenya told me.
Absolutely.
Absolutely. Have a seat right there, love.
Ace, are you ready?
Actually, I got a chance to talk with Kandi,
Actually, no.
After everything, all my time
After the bad date night, Ralph packed a little bag
After the pandemic hit,
Ahh, don't tell how your back was.
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh! [laughing]
Ahh! Drop it with Drew!
Ahh! I think he's here! [laughing]
Ahh. Are you being serious, right now?
Ahh...
All right, all right.
All right, be open minded.
All right, cool.
All right, Daddy gonna go with you, baby.
All right, guys.
All right, I'll talk to y'all later.
All right, Kenya, the time has arrived.
All right, Kenya.
All right, nice to meet you, Patrick.
All right, so what we have here are
All right, so, let's get the chicken going.
All right, then what we're not gonna do
All right, to officially join the cookoff,
All right, we're going into a department store.
All right, we're here, guys. We are here!
All right, y'all wanna do Drop it with Drew and Ralph?
All right, y'all. Yes! Thank you!
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. Hold on.
All right. [laughing]
All right. Enjoy. Thank you. I love it.
All right. Get better.
All right. Good job, you guys.
All right. Let me go get some plates.
All right. Let's get these mats
All right. So, just have an apple then.
All right. So, just the three of us.
All right. Then what we're not gonna do,
All right. Well, see?
All right. What time do you gotta be in?
All right. What we're gonna do,
All right. Who ain't gonna learn
All right. Y'all gonna give me another look or what?
All right. You have a grocery list?
All the time.
All this come with the pot set?
all: Why?
Alright, so, while you sip that,
Alrighty. All right.
And ain't none of them ever there.
And also, when we had the conversation,
And and then when she put her hand in her face.
And didn't you wear that kimono to Japan?
And even now, I'm, like,
And how did you feel? Um, it was okay.
And I don't know what MommiNation is.
And I ordered Sheree's favorite.
And I want a huge gate. I want a privacy gate.
And I want Michael to sit back on the sad days
And I was a little body shamed.
And I was like ugh.
And I would love for you guys to come and train.
And I'm cordially inviting you out to my fashion exhibit
And I'm gonna tell you
And I'm truly passionate about it.
And I've always been an athlete.
And is there food?
And it could, but things can look crazy
And it's a workout something? Yes.
And it's it's ironic because some of the things
And it's just really simple. When do you wanna see her?
And let me just say one little thing.
And living in a hotel.
And maybe you could do a sneaker with it.
And my credit card was already at the limit
And only for the industry.
And she knows how to deflect. I mean, oh, my God...
And she said had love for you, too.
And she said that you owe the assistant money
And she's gonna start training me and Michael
And so, all I'm saying is Girl...
And so, you know I got to follow up on that.
And something about LisaRaye, which is crazy.
And that's a job.
And that's for real. Y'all must've been far out.
And the boys sleeping great.
And then I found out he was Sheree's assistant
And then me and Kandi met up with her,
And then rose the Brooklyn way.
And then she uninvited me. Why?
And then there's new problems.
And then to add insult to injury,
And then we have our specialty cocktails,
And then we started having sex in the cavern,
And then you had conversations, too.
And then you know the poolroom.
And there is an adult table, so let's have an adult game.
And there she is, guys.
And they said that you were crying.
And told me. She just told me that
And we did a little tummy tuck.
And we have our menus.
And we was laughin'. You don't listen.
And we're gonna get this food poppin'.
And what happens if you...
And when is she coming back?
And you didn't wanna pay the money for it.
And you jumped on her,
And you just happened to run into him.
And you know what else was real, as well?
And you would still be a tent outside
And, uh, she just said that, you know,
Anthony said your husband is gay.
Anthony said your husband is gay.
Anthony was never my assistant, honey.
Anthony was never my assistant, honey.
Anything I create, oh, "Kandi, da da da da."
Anyway, Gene Simmons.
Anyway, we we'll see it.
Appreciate you.
Are there going to be models coming through?
Are they in private school? No, they're not.
Are you being serious, right now?
Are you directing this to me?
Are you gonna shut the (BLEEP) up for a second,
Are you gonna shut the (BLEEP) up for a second,
Are you good? I'm not good.
Are you happy just being one? Yes.
Are you happy that you have a sister?
Are you looking forward to seeing the ladies?
Are you missing what you saying? "I."
Are you not cold?
Are you ready? Hang out right here.
Are you ready? Yes.
Are you selling, or are you just renting?
Are you serious? Yeah.
Are you serious? Yeah.
Are you serious? Came here? Yes. Yeah.
Are you?
Arf arf.
As a mother, I can't do that.
As requested, you're in the penthouse,
As your personal salesperson.
Assistant.
At 25% of the retail per day
At first, mine wasn't fitting.
At least a a few of us have been
At the end, I was almost in tears.
At the money girls?
At who?
Attractive?
Aww, awesome. With a popular Jamaican saying.
Aww. Aww.
Aww. I'll sit over here.
Aww. No!
Aww...
Ba, ba, drag, ba, ba.
Babe. No, who is doing that?
Baby, welcome to your next level.
Basic bitches.
Because he was never my assistant.
Because I had a hernia. I had a hernia.
Because I was like, now, see, that's that bullsh ,
Because I was preparing to go.
Because I'm turning it up because, first of all,
Because it's the, like, Paris name, Le'Archive.
Because sometimes I crack myself up.
Because that's not that far.
Because, you know, when they're in prison,
Before you start telling me what I need to do with mine.
Being with mom is just, like, the highlight of my life.
Beyonce 'cause I be Beyonce on Sundays
Bitch is you want us to walk around tomorrow
Bitch, I ain't had a French roll in 50 years.
Bitch, I done dropped the phone.
Bitch, I felt bad.
Bitch, I'm not known for pronouncing words.
Bitch, you're so stupid.
Blend a little for me.
Body, BBL, all that stuff, all this stuff done.
Bon appetit, guys.
Boo. Give us somebody we know.
Boom. All right.
Brandi gonna be responsible.
Brandon Armstrong is my dancing partner.
Bravo has been keeping everything airtight.I don't know what's going to go down on RHOA.
Bro, let's go. You are unstable.
Brookie, mommy needs you to help her!
Brooklyn gonna be out here, doing...
Brooklyn is arriving, right now.
Brooklyn is coming in. Oh, oh, oh.
Brooklyn is coming, guys.
Brooklyn, can you help mommy pack?
But so I guess the question is
But but the thing about it is, you know, I love you,
But for her to offer her own services
But for you to go and try to repeat what he says is
But fun.
But has Drew called and told you this?
But he had emails about She by Sheree
But he wants to come back and do, uh, do the matinee.
But he's gonna hit it again. Okay.
But how you woulda did it differently
But I am not gonna bring up something so laughable,
But I don't have any evidence of that.
But I don't think she really thought about me,
But I feel like it's a conversation to be had.
But I had to cut all business ties off with her.
But I had to show up for you.
But I just feel like you're trying,
But I love the house. I said 100 times.
But I think ten or fifteen should probably be okay.
But I was talking with my hands.
But I'm never gonna be okay with that.
But I'm not saying it's gonna stay blocked forever.
But I'm surprised you would even feel a way.
But I'm watching that bitch. I got one eye open on her.
But it didn't cost me anything more than a Birkin bag.
But it wasn't meant to offend you guys.
But it's very not matching the moment, girl.
But just, like, don't think about it.
But Kandi, I feel like we have a relationship.
But like, it's all these things
But listen, ladies,
But my husband I I'm never gonna be
But my thing is this,
But now we're practicing abstinence.
But now, we're practicing abstinence.
But really, Drew should never have been
But she did say you need to power wash your hour house.
But she didn't wanna hire him
But she think it's okay
But she's saying, if it didn't work for you
But that has been you from one.
But that, right there, no, ma'am.
But that's just I'm gonna be excited,
But that's the way it feels.
But the thing is, I can get $5,000, $6,000 on the rent.
But then he said something to Drew,
But there's more than one box,
But this is what I wanna say to you, seriously.
But wait, she No, no, no, no.
But we haven't talked. That was a week ago, girl.
But we're talking about the rumors
But when I'm in the store, I never know
But where you invited us to?
But you can leave the, uh, menu.
But you do realize that your assistant
But you do realize that your assistant
But you gotta You look stiff, relax.
But you know what? Let's stop.
But you know what? No, no.
But you know what? You look so pretty.
But you see
But your daughter did before. I know!
But, bitch, I go below the belt.
But, bitch, I thought you was gonna
But, like, you have to own your part in it.
But... Exactly.
Buzz. Exactly. Uh uh.
Bye, ashy, ashy, ashy.
Bye, babe! Bye, girl!
Bye, wicked witch.
Bye.
Bye.
Can I can I say something to you, Drew?
Can I be honest? Oh, God.
Can I escort you to have a drink?
Can I escort you to have a drink?
Can I have a cocktail, please, love, and a napkin?
Can I have one of each?
Can I say one thing here?
Can we take a little break, real quick, guys?
Can you believe that my miracle baby is turning three?
Can you believe we come all of this way,
Can you please tell me what you're talking about?
Can you see if I brought some wipes to do this?
Can you unblock me on on Instagram?
Can you use the apple cutter?
Can you use the apple cutter?
Certainly. Have a good evening.
Chanel sh is dope.
Change these doors to where they're the
chanting: Kandi! [cheering]
Check my IMBD, darling, and you will see why I'm huh?
Check the resume, honey.
Cheers to a happy life.
Cheers, diva. Cheers.
Child, Drew is talking about LaQuan.
Child, what does Marlo have on?
Chocolate tea, mmm, that's delish!
Chocolate tea, mmm, that's delish.
Claire, you look gorgeous, baby.
Cliff, now you know I'll be trying
Close your bags.
Close your eyes. [laughing]
Come get me, girl.
Come on out. You look amazing, bitch.
Come on, Drew.
Come on, Drew. Hmm?
Come on, just tell the truth. We know already.
Come on, let's g go eat, guys. Yay!
Come on, Ni Ni.
Come on, y'all. Come on, Blazey.
Come on. Go get in the car.
Come on. Let's go look.
Comin' up next.
Coming up next.
Coming up next.
Coming up next.
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Coming up next...
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Continue to sit here, and relax, and hate,
Control my puss. Right.
Cool, cool, cool. Yes, sir, yes, sir.
Crab stuffed shrimp.
Crazy. What is that like for you?
Damn, I thought y'all was divorced already.
Dang. Yeah.
Darling, living our best life.
Day peoples. I love it.
Decisions, yes, make your mind up.
Definitely do the red, baby.
Deuce man, what's going on?
Deuce, go and sit down, baby.
Did Kandi tell anybody else this this "supposed" tea?
Did Kandi tell anybody else this this supposed tea?
Did they say if he could come out today or not?
Did you go to private school? Yes.
Did you go, Kandi? And you're filthy rich.
Did you hear what he said about your husband?
Did you hear what he said about your husband?
Did you just call me a ditsy bitch?
Did you set that up? No.
Did you talk to Sheree about what's going on?
Didn't you hear that she got a strong right hook?
Diva. Oh.
Do I still have the closets on each side?
Do you have any fears, any doubts,
Do you have my size in some shoes?
Do you have seafood? I'm looking.
Do you have yours on, Kandi? Yes, I do.
Do you know how many people have lost over 100 pounds?
Do you know how many times, like, I've been in the bathroom?
Do you know why Kenya got up and walked out?
Does it ever get old? You're not tired yet?
Does she think that's supposed to make me like this?
Does she wanna keep him?
Don't well, you need to be asking for yourself.
Don't be trying that. Excellent.
Don't curse at me, Marlo. Well, don't
Don't do that! Take a number.
Don't have cucumbers.
Don't have your husband buzzing my pussy all night!
Don't let how you know he a puppy?
Don't let Drew get under your skin
Don't let Drew get under your skin
Don't look at my feet because they are ashy.
Don't mention it? Yeah.
Don't shoot the messenger. [laughing]
Don't y'all do that. Don't do that.
Don't you ever bring up my husband's name.
Don't you ever do that, 'cause you don't know me!
Doris after your grandmother.
Dr. Ken said did you, like, do, like, zingers
Dr. Ken said that you, like,
Drew and Ralph just have have a weird relationship.
Drew and you share an assistant.
Drew cannot let stuff go. That's something
Drew don't want none.
Drew really is a ditsy bitch.
Drew told Kandi that you owe the assistant money
Drew, I'm appalled at the money girls,
Drew, stop it. You look too pretty.
Drew, take notes! And I'm just gonna own it.
Drew, then, okay. Well, if you
Drew, were you wrong? Were you wrong?
Drew, what I'm sayin'...
Drew, you are driving me crazy.
Drewski! Well, hello, guys.
Driver, do you have any information
Drop It With Drew is a 21 day weight loss program.
Dude, Ross, what's good, brother?
Eleven and eighteen years together.
Emotionally, I'm still dealing with the fact
Even if that wasn't true, you know that he's messy.
Even though she said you don't have a mind of your own
Even when we do things together,
Ever, forever.
Every time I have a ing event,
Every time I have a ing event,
Every week, she showed up and showed out.
Everybody always says that.
Everybody parents differently,
Everybody was clowning my edges for years.
Everybody. Oh, really?
Everything is there.
Everything, honey. [laughing]
Everything.
Exactly!
Exactly.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Exactly. I have been playing nice.
Exactly. I I don't know what's going on.
Exactly. It's gross. That's why we probably
Excited. You're more excited.
Family style. Okay, let's do it.
Finding out my husband was getting close
First and foremost, we gotta get back to us
First of all, I said I love the fashion.
First of all, Kandi was a damn ho.
First of all, that's a fun game.
First of all, the cream doesn't even
First off, we didn't know you guys
First, you're unstable. No, I'm not.
Football is my sport. I played at Rutgers.
For a all Black production,
For Drew, of all people, to be there for me,
For me, wifey be tripping a little bit.
For no reason.
For real? I style a lot of people you know.
For real. For real. Put me to sleep.
For the first time? Yeah.
For two? Yes.
French 75 for you, love.
Fresh flowers. Okay, everything real.
Gal, yuh bet Gal, yuh betta cook.
Gal, yuh betta can cook. You betta cook.
Gene Simmons is about 30 years older.
Genuinely, I I wish, and I hope
Get him the, uh, black Hermes belt.
Get our mommy bodies.
Get out my in' face!
Get outta here.
Get ready.
Getting into it with people?
Girl, and I got strong everything.
Girl, did you?
Girl, do I need a oh, yes.
Girl, don't think Todd's sneakin' off doing nothin'?
Girl, I coulda wore my joggers.
Girl, I like brown eggs, organic.
Girl, I'm ready. I'm awesome.
Girl, I'm sitting here in my pajamas.
Girl, listen. This one right here
Girl, save your money for a new Fed Ex label
Girl, sh .
Girl, she got the good hors d'oeuvres.
Girl, show me a receipt because you did not tell me
Girl, they're going over, and they're all lumpy.
Girl, this is dangerous out here. Hold on.
Girl, too dangerous. Let me hold on.
Girl, we don't have time for all these excuses.
Girl, we haven't seen you in forever.
Girl, what is the bootleg contractor talkin' about?
Girl, yes.
Girl, you don't think Todd sneaking off
Girl, you know that ain't nothin' but a Facebook group.
Girl, you know what? I meant to tell you.
Girl, you ordered enough
Girl, you're sick and coughing.
Girl, you're wearing me out tonight.
Girl.
Girl.
Girl.
Girl.
Girl. Marlo. It takes 15 minutes
Girl...
Girl...
Give me your hand. Maybe I need to hold your hand
Go and get you some.
Go for the gold. She's new to Atlanta.
Go, kiddo. Get on the bush, Machai.
Go! It's close. Oh!
God bless her for trying, though.
God.
Gonna take you're gonna switch hands and you're gonna
Good evening. Hi.
Good morning, good morning. Good morning!
Good morning!
Good morning! Good morning.
Good morning. Good morning!
Good. Good?
Good. He's just the best,
Good. That was perfect.
Good. How are you? This is Brittany.
Goodness gracious!
Gorgeous. Look at this space.
Got my lady lookin' nice. Yeah.
Gotta get used to it, going from being in my own home
Gotti! Gotti!
Great! Oh, my God!
Guys, the bus is here. I said hurry.
Guys, there are kids here.
Ha!
Hang out.
Happy birthday!
Happy life, new friendship.
Hasn't (BLEEP) and (BLEEP)
Have we arrived, driver?
Have y'all seen Marlo?
Have you built this floor plan before?
Have you ever been here before?
He always makes me feel like I'm doing something wrong.
He can go to the show.
He can smell. I mean, come on.
He can't come here yet. My manager's from Philly.
He did say that. Mm hmm. So, my new order now, is God.
He didn't didn't do anything.
He didn't just talk about you.
He gets to spend time with you.
He had to cut ties because you never paid him.
He had to cut ties? Because you never paid him.
He hasn't shown up yet.
He he submitted a request.
He is that. He is an asshole.
He just said you never paid him.
He kept driving and drug my car down the street.
He kinda cute, chile.
He like, hold on now. Ralph's like...
He never got paid because he was never my assistant.
He probably is jackin' off. Girl, he loves this wap.
He put in an order.
He puts me on tumble dry.
He puts me on tumble dry.
He really wanted to, though.
He said Jersey tonight.
He said Jersey. Okay.
He said that? Oh, yeah.
He still just like, I see her name pop up
He supposedly fired her,
He took off 1,500 square feet to get me my bedroom.
He wants her to praise him, and still be happy
He wants to share it with me,
He was at the event. You guys didn't see each other
He was just doing classes,
He was like, "What happened?"
He was? That he had to cut ties.
He would listen to my music before his games.
He's already paying child support,
He's been harassing you?
He's bigger than anyone y'all mentioned here.
He's coming?
He's coming?
He's gonna meet you guys at another time.
He's gonna meet you guys at another time.
He's home! Oh, my God.
He's just being evil.
He's just, like, being crazy.
He's not my assistant. But then he said
He's talking about your husband being gay.
He's trying to come. He wants to meet you guys.
He's trying to come. He wants to meet you guys.
Hell to the no...
Hello, hello, hello.
Hello, hello. I'm Sadia. This is Sadia. This is Drew.
Hello!
Hello! Oh, hi, girl.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello. Hi.
Hello. Hi.
Hello. Ooh la la.
Hello. She's so cute.
Hello. T baller.
Hello. What is this?
Hello. Hello. I'm Kandi. This is my friend, Kandi.
Hello. How are you? * Welcome to New York *
Hello. How are you? How are you?
Hello. Oh, you look cute and comfy.
Help me out, Todd.
Her archive of fashion. Yeah, fashion.
Her name's Kandi! That is all I'm sayin'.
Here come the bullsh here.
Here come the bullsh . Here come the bullsh .
Here we go. Here we go. There we go.
Here, here, here you go, Drop it With Drew.
Here, I'll get the plates.
Here's the problem. Here's the problem, Drew.
Hey, boo, hey
Hey, boo. Hey, boo.
Hey, everybody, why is everybody facing this way?
Hey, everybody's on my side. I knew they would be.
Hey, girl, he was talking about this about your husband.
Hey, girl, hey.
Hey, girl, hey.
Hey, girl, hey. Hey, I'm here with Kenya.
Hey, girl! There's my baby. How are you?
Hey, girl.
Hey, girl. What up, girl?
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey. Hi.
Hey, hey, morning! Hello, how are you?
Hey, hey! Ahh! There's my baby.
Hey, hey. Hey.
Hey, hi, sweetheart.
Hey, honey, how are you?
Hey, ladies. Oh, Sheree.
Hey, let me go and grab this assistant
Hey, mama. What's up, how you doin'?
Hey, man, cheers, fellas. Yes, sir.
Hey, man, I want to introduce you my boy, Todd.
Hey, Marlo. Cliff looking good.
Hey, Miss Sheree, muah. Hey, how are you?
Hey, San.
Hey, Sheree. Oh, hey!
Hey, what's going on? How you doin'?
Hey, whoo. You look gorgeous.
Hey, y'all. What's up, y'all?
Hey, you gotta shake it up first.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Hi, sweet girl!
Hey! [laughter]
Hey! Hey, cutie! Hi!
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Hey, may I speak to Sanya?
Hey. Hey, what's up, Brian?
Hey. Hey.
Hey. Hey.
Hey. Hey.
Hey. Hi.
Hey. How are you guys?
Hey. How y'all doin'?
Hey. Hey, lady in red. Hi, boo. Oh, why, yes.
Hey. Uh oh. Hello.
Hey. What you up to?
Hi, Acey poo. How you doin'?
Hi, beautiful. How are you?
Hi, beautiful. How are you?
Hi, come on in.
Hi, darling, hi. It's so nice to meet you.
Hi, guys. You look good.
Hi, guys. This is Marlo Hampton,
Hi, hi.
Hi, how are you? How you doing? Patrick.
Hi, Kenya!
Hi, Mama Sharon. Gorgeous.
Hi, miss late,
Hi, Patrick! What's going on?
Hi, Patrick. Nice to meet you.
Hi, Sanya. Ooooh!
Hi, William. Thank you for joining us.
Hi!
Hi! Hey.
Hi! Oh, my God! There he is.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi. Hey, how you doin'?
Hi. Hey.
Hi. Hi.
Hi. Hi. We officially meet.
Hi. How are you today?
Hi. I didn't get the denim memo.
Hi. Lunch for two.
Hi. Yes.
Hi. Aww, I love this doggy.
Hi. Do you want anything to drink to start?
Hi. Good. I have a reservation for two.
Hi. Hi.
Hi. How are you? You look good.
Hi. I'm meeting my friend here.
Hi. Nice to meet you. Hello, hello, hello.
Hi. This is Patrick. This is my builder.
Hi. You look cute. Oh, thank you.
High five, high five, high five.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm...
Hold on a second. Hold on.
Hold on one second. I'm sorry.
Hold on. If you if you value this,
Hold on. She didn't pay me.
Hold that button for three seconds.
Honestly, I'm about tired of Kenya and Marlo
Honestly, I'm kinda going through it over it
Honestly, mom, I don't think we wrote one thing on the boxes,
Honey, it's a good, healthy libation, honey,
Honey, it's a good, healthy libation, honey,
Honey, it's a good, healthy libation.
Honey, we're gonna be on
Hot girl, like I mean, like,
How 'bout you just try to have a good night?
How about you just try to have a good night?
How about you just try to have a good night?
How about you just try to have a good night?
How are y'all doing tonight?
How are you feeling about being here, though,
How are you gonna help people lose weight
How are you, my love? Hey, boo.
How are you? Good.
How are you? Hi.
How are you? May I speak to Kenya?
How are you? But, like, tap water,
How are you? How are you? Nice to meet you.
How did she get it?
How did you guys like your surprise?
How do you which is it? That one?
How do you feel about Kandi, um, having
How do you find birds of paradise
How do you pick it? You see, like it's soft.
How does her thing work?
How does she look?
How in the hell do you tell somebody
How is it a waste of time, Michael?
How is it fun tea? How do you do fun tea?
How is it so far out? You're a Buckhead
How is your husband?
How long has he been No, he he he was paroled
How long have they been living with you?
How long you guys been married, again?
How many little ones you got?
How many people?
How much did it cost to do all this today?
How much is that gonna sell for?
How old are y'all?
How was the flight in? Perfect, man.
How was the gala, though, to you?
How you doin', man? Good.
How you doin'? Nice to meet you, yeah.
How you doing? I'm good. How are you?
How you feel? Yes. I'm feeling good.
How you gonna get up there? I don't know
How? Okay, I'll
How's it going?
However, I think, after she had Brooklyn,
Huh?
Huh? Exactly.
Huh? I need it when I get back home.
I girl, what did you want me to do?
I (BLEEP) with you, too. So, I'm telling you.
I (BLEEP) with you, too. So, I'm telling you.
I (BLEEP) with you. Don't question that.
I (BLEEP) with you. Don't question that.
I actually spent a lot of time with Todd,
I agree with that, totally.
I agree, and I think that's one thing
I ain't never skipped a beat or a bag.
I ain't never skipped a beat or a bag.
I ain't never skipped a beat or a bag.
I ain't never skipped a beat or a bag.
I ain't never skipped a beat or a bag.
I ain't never skipped a beat, or a bag.
I almost love you, bitch. [laughing]
I almost loved you, bitch.
I already have this.
I already told you why I had glam!
I already told you why I had glam.
I always had the juice,
I always had the juice,
I always had the juice,
I always had the juice,
I always had the juice,
I always have the juice,
I always try to include you in what I'm doin',
I am a hopeless romantic,
I am going all out for her birthday party.
I am grieving.
I am Marlo Patrice Hampton
I am so excited about Sheree's event.
I am so happy. Yeah. Like, your energy
I am so not happy about that.
I am sorry, my love.
I am stiff. This is why I don't dance.
I am telling the truth.
I am the moment, bitch. I am the moment!
I am traveling to Philly tomorrow.
I am.
I am.
I am. [laughing]
I apologize for if you feel I if I mis stepped
I apologize if I ever made you feel
I apologize. I'm sorry.
I appreciate that.
I believe everybody said a little somethin'.
I can kinda see Todd's point in keeping the place.
I can see how Ralph would be hurt.
I can see you wearing this like this.
I can use some of this stuff in Jersey.
I can't believe you haven't met Kenya yet.
I can't cook without spice.
I can't decide if we should do curry, jerk,
I can't say that I'm ready to walk away.
I can't tell you the last time
I can't wait to see you with Tyrone.
I cannot believe you're block is so far out, though.
I could be a better friend to you,
I could be asleep. Michael.
I could just move over there.
I could not find a massage therapist.
I could see you, like, you looked like
I could use some of this stuff in Jersey, too.
I coulda went to the Olympics.
I create a lot of things that I don't care
I definitely don't think it's a good idea
I definitely had it because I was a pleaser.
I definitely think we've been moving back
I did a workout with her. I almost died.
I did appreciate you for speaking up
I did hear about her driving somebody's Range Rover.
I did, bitch. Bitch.
I did. Kandi.
I did. It's been a minute since I've seen her.
I did. Sheree came and worked out with me here.
I didn't feel like I was I was harsh.
I didn't have people waiting on me
I didn't hear that Anthony said that.
I didn't know this was a couples trip.
I didn't know this, at the time.
I didn't say anything about, hey,
I didn't tell any of them.
I didn't write it, but I wouldn't be surprised
I do appreciate, sincerely, the apology
I do not resent.
I do wanna say, Marlo, I was taken aback
I do want a cocktail, though.
I do, too. That's why I haven't walked out yet.
I do.
I don't
I don't he he wasn't answering my calls.
I don't care. Listen, I gave Anthony
I don't even believe that, Marlo.
I don't even know how you can sit up and talk to me
I don't even know LisaRaye.
I don't even know LisaRaye. Girl, shut up.
I don't feel good.
I don't have a damn boyfriend.
I don't have a lapdog. Let's be clear.
I don't have no keys. My name ain't on this house.
I don't I don't think Don't do that to me.
I don't know about Marlo and Sheree being buddy buddy
I don't know about that one, but I'll go with it
I don't know her, but I do know you.
I don't know if I'm gonna work out.
I don't know if they don't want us to have our sh , too.
I don't know if y'all are real or fake.
I don't know the position, but that's just because,
I don't know what the If you in' said it, I am.
I don't know where it's gonna end up,
I don't know who this is for, so this must just be for show
I don't know why I can't Drew is not coming.
I don't know why she complaining.
I don't know, and I ain't said that,
I don't know, baby. I'm just asking a question.
I don't know, but, girl, this ain't my sh .
I don't know, mom.
I don't know.
I don't know. At some point,
I don't know. I know I've just been
I don't know. Maybe I misheard.
I don't know. This mi
I don't like when you keep over talking.
I don't need to talk to her no more.
I don't really go back that often, and hopefully
I don't really know what I can do to fix it.
I don't say that. I just
I don't split a check. Broke bitches split checks.
I don't think anybody around this table
I don't think I ever saved it. My number hasn't changed.
I don't think I've eaten today.
I don't understand how you don't see
I don't understand why, but I'm here.
I don't understand.
I don't wanna be late for Broadway.
I don't want to be scrutinized,
I don't, and that's something that we talked about.
I dropped Brooklyn off earlier today to Marc,
I drove to Philly to meet Tyrone.
I feel fine. You know what's crazy?
I feel like a side chick. Bitch, bye.
I feel like I can relate to every single character,
I feel like I should close my eyes.
I feel like I should've brought a blanket.
I feel like it got good energy.
I feel like Sheree was trying to be nice
I feel like this is a scarecrow.
I feel like this is the most.
I feel like we could take the furniture out,
I feel like you care more about redoing
I feel like you're cloud chasing.
I feel like, for me, I would just, you know,
I feel like, like, a taxicab confession.
I feel you on that.
I felt bad. Okay, I get that, but I'm saying
I find that unfortunate.
I finished it.
I get that.
I get you're upset with him about telling your business,
I got 20 people living in the house.
I got a good guy. I got a good guy.
I got a lot coming up.
I got a lotta conversation from my wife
I got a lotta conversation from my wife
I got delivery.
I got hernia repair.
I got little ass kids. So, it was like
I got plenty drawers. You wanna see my drawers?
I got these, uh, mussels for you.
I gotta be in at 9.
I gotta be wind resistant.
I gotta get this lash on.
I gotta hype myself up for this workout.
I gotta put some food in the oven.
I gotta stay Bruce Lee. I got you, I got you.
I gotta take my daughter home, but I just wanna make sure
I guess I'll go.
I guess I'll pick this one.
I had a lot of health struggles,
I had to fire the assistant, you know?
I hate this. I hate rushing.
I hate to start drinking without you, Tyrone,
I have a diagnosis called adenomyosis where tissue
I have a girlfriend, uh, meeting me here today.
I have a good one. What you got?
I have a little shot for you.
I have a message for you from Marlo.
I have a phone call. Sorry, hold on.
I have a producer on the new Broadway play,
I have Fendi Atlanta, darling, with Xavier.
I have found messages in his phone that were saying,
I have it on but I I left the remote upstairs.
I have life insurance for them.
I have never I don't even know LisaRaye.
I have no idea. Are you ing kidding me?
I have not. Oh.
I have so many women that's around me.
I have the grocery list,
I have to say that this is somethin'
I have to. I I will cook for you.
I haven't. You haven't met her.
I hear what you're saying, but you gotta
I heard about this assistant, man,
I heard about this assistant, man.
I hope Kenya feel as good as she looks
I hope she still shows up.
I hope the energy stays up.
I I yes. The thing, though,
I I feel like a whole princess.
I I have you blocked?
I I redid the floors, the kitchen.
I I set this up with no expectations.
I I think I'm gonna try this one
I invited the ladies to come to the cooking class.
I just I'm just lost.
I just feel, with you, the sex stuff
I just know I go to take out a patty,
I just need you in your first look in two hours.
I just wanna thank you for coming.
I just want One more look.
I just wanted to check in with you guys since I'm here.
I keep you on the edges of your seat.
I keep you on the edges of your seat.
I keep you on the edges of your seat.
I keep you on the edges of your seat.
I keep you on the edges of your seat.
I keep you on the edges of your seat.
I know because you know what, Tierra?
I know how it feels 'cause somebody said
I know I'm not a model.
I know that he loves me,
I know that you don't necessarily cry that often.
I know that's right. Oh, my God.
I know that's right. She gotta work on that.
I know who you're talking about,
I know y'all are gonna be honest,
I know you don't, baby. We all talked about stuff.
I know you got some good tea. [laughing]
I know you had some good times up here, though.
I know you weren't.
I know, but you are my friend,
I know, Kairo. I don't see you for days sometimes.
I know, right? So, any love connection?
I know!
I know! Ahhh!
I know! She crazy.
I know. Block his number.
I like it. I think it's a beautiful home.
I like that dress, though.
I like that.
I like that. I like that a lot.
I like the way she got it set up.
I like this. And if you don't like it,
I like you. You know your stuff.
I like your hair. Thank you.
I literally was trying to give Drew a chance
I live for Broadway.
I look stupid as (BLEEP). Crazy as (BLEEP).
I love being here.
I love it here, man. Me, too.
I love it, Sheree. You cannot hate on this.
I love it.
I love it. Love it.
I love Kandi with the red hair.
I love me.
I love me.
I love seeing a mother cook.
I love that you used a curved wall.
I love the the floor plan. Thank you.
I love the way you had Michael and William
I love you. Bye.
I love your builder. I think he's a positive guy.
I may be a rookie,
I may be a rookie,
I may be a rookie, but this isn't my first race.
I may be a rookie, but this isn't my first race.
I may be a rookie, but this isn't my first race.
I may be a rookie, but this isn't my first race.
I mean I don't understand.
I mean,
I mean, at least we'd all get to have lunch or talk.
I mean, come on.
I mean, come on. She's blushing, too.
I mean, he can take care of everything with the kids.
I mean, I think so.
I mean, it's really sad because Kandi, Sheree, and I
I mean, look, at least you're home.
I mean, of course, it's hard to explain.
I mean, that's what Dr. Ken said.
I mean, that's what Dr. Ken said.
I mean, that's within my 100 mile radius.
I mean, you damn it, you are more than welcome
I mean, you got it. Just spend
I mean, you know, I ain't been on top of my game.
I met Sanya through Jeremy.
I met Sheree.
I might be able to bring a date.
I might need to, but I don't wanna play the game.
I need a drink. I need a cocktail.
I need Sheree to realize who the (BLEEP) she is.
I need some help.
I need to be able to Javi, what up?
I need to read this Kenya Moore memoir
I need you fully dressed and ready to go.
I never said we don't talk anymore.
I never thought I would see the day
I pay attention being an Aquarius.
I put my romantic life on hold
I really am sorry, but I'm just making sure
I said IMDB.
I said, "I am no longer going to work with her anymore."
I sat, and I listened to each and every one of y'all
I say solid blue.
I see it like this. I got it.
I spent, like, $40,000 for this event.
I started off the conversation saying
I still felt it was the right choice for her
I think curry. I think curry.
I think Drew and Ralph. I feel you on that.
I think he got to a place where he understood
I think I understand what y'all are sayin'.
I think it's a good concept,
I think it's in this season.
I think it's very strange.
I think it's whack for you to throw that out there.
I think maybe we veered a little off track.
I think she did a great job. She did a great job.
I think she kinda just wanted the drama.
I think she said somethin' about you had, like,
I think so. I think so.
I think that if she makes your wife uncomfortable,
I think that she believes her lies.
I think that would be really cool
I think that's what people want from you, Drew.
I think they said the text message said,
I think Todd is very supportive.
I think Tyrone is gonna be controlling that thing.
I think what's happening is, everybody wondering,
I think you both got a little bit out of control,
I think you got it right.
I thought I did. No.
I thought it was gonna be, like, a show.
I thought that.
I told her she could come.
I told Marlo. We went up there
I told you I was at the beach.
I took a little French in high school,
I tried to be a team player.
I tried to give her you know, what I'm sayin'?
I tried to give her steak and lobster that night.
I tried to give her steak and lobster that night.
I understand that you don't feel comfortable
I understand.
I usually cut them kinda in half.
I wanna be on every show styling the entire cast.
I wanna create the right, uh, environment for us to talk.
I wanna give something to Brooklyn
I wanna know more about the family dynamic.
I wanna know the why.
I want a daughter, so you can have a sister.
I want a grand entrance. Mm hmm.
I want all y'all to, um, come see the show in New York.
I want him to sign the paper and leave me alone.
I want him to sign the paper and leave me alone.
I want my marriage to work.
I want some more of those little beef things.
I want to come as well.
I wanted to give her that same environment
I wanted to make her feel like a queen.
I was approached to be the face
I was disappointed that she attacked you like that.
I was driving, right? What?
I was expecting tea, but not this kinda tea
I was expecting the Pittmans to kill it in the gym.
I was giving her the moment. I was giving her a chance.
I was goin' fast.
I was gonna say.
I was having this conversation with Drew, right?
I was just lookin' online for one of these.
I was leaving tonight anyway
I was like, man I was like, man,
I was looking for food. There's hors d'oeuvres.
I was on "Melrose," and we were at a restaurant,
I was thinking everybody could wear it tomorrow,
I was trying to give you some inspiration.
I went out with my boy. What are you talking about?
I went to his texts,
I will be there. I can definitely do that.
I will definitely have that conversation with her.
I will drop it with Drew
I will never do that.
I will say, he did this dinner for me,
I will see. Yeah.
I will.
I wish Drew woulda came. Sh .
I won't. [laughing]
I wonder if Kandi feels some kinda way
I would love to do it over here, in my home.
I would love to have seen a fashion show.
I would love to hear, like, what he says.
I would love to. We will be there.
I would prefer to probably use this night
I would put a beautiful fireplace here.
I would say yeah, definitely. For sure, at times, yeah.
I would've invited everybody, but I felt, on the trip,
I wouldn't call him again. I'm not.
I wrote that in my book. I have titties. Thank you.
I, yeah, I know he never got paid.
I'd just tell you just to watch that.
I'll be home, chile.
I'll give you one more look, girl.
I'll have the same. Same thing.
I'll put this up there. Yeah.
I'll say this.
I'll see you later, babe.
I'm that's how I felt. That's what that means.
I'm 39, also. Yeah, y'all
I'm 39.
I'm 48, so, I just had to schedule
I'm a four time Olympic gold medalist!
I'm a man. I'm gonna use that sh .
I'm a wife. I'm a mom. I'm a real deal Jamaican.
I'm about to get ready to go meet up with Kenya.
I'm about to really eat all of this.
I'm afraid of you.
I'm back, back, back, again.
I'm busted.
I'm coming for your gold, girl.
I'm coming for your gold, girl.
I'm doing this because, baby, I want you to know
I'm done with this girl, right here.
I'm down, I'm down! If you ever decided,
I'm expecting Kenya to twirl in here
I'm glad I was able to share that with y'all
I'm gonna cloud chase off of you?
I'm gonna come massage you.
I'm gonna get you over there,
I'm gonna give you a look by pulling my hair
I'm gonna go put it on, so I don't get in trouble.
I'm gonna just be
I'm gonna keep it 100.
I'm gonna let you guys talk.
I'm gonna make you a fried egg.
I'm gonna make you a plate.
I'm gonna probably do an outfit change twice.
I'm gonna send Drew over with some stuff.
I'm good. Salmon bite, crab ragoon.
I'm good. Thank you.
I'm happy to be back in New York.
I'm hot. I'm nervous. My heart is beating fast.
I'm hungry, y'all, so I'm eating this food.
I'm I'm 38, my bad.
I'm inviting you all to a cool space.
I'm just 'cause you don't even understand
I'm just a nice guest.
I'm just saying. I'm just saying.
I'm just taking it day by day.
I'm just telling no, I'm not gonna stop talking.
I'm like, where are we? Hi, how are you?
I'm mad at you because, of all these girls,
I'm not coming, Marlo. I tried to come.
I'm not coming, Marlo. I tried to come.
I'm not for everybody.
I'm not fully divorced yet.
I'm not gonna say Kenya is the enemy.
I'm not gonna stop talking. I'm not gonna stop talking.
I'm not supposed to be eating this.
I'm not trying to be messy, but Anthony said,
I'm not trying to be on no bullsh .
I'm not.
I'm okay. No, thank you.
I'm pissed, and I'm disappointed,
I'm praying for no hold on.
I'm really trying to give Drew
I'm Sanya.
I'm so dead serious.
I'm so excited about tonight, but I'm gonna cry.
I'm so excited.
I'm so glad to be able to see you in action.
I'm so happy I get to see you again.
I'm so happy you came by.
I'm so happy you' came. Yes.
I'm so happy you're home.
I'm sorry if I wasn't I wasn't more explicit.
I'm super excited about booking "A la Carte."
I'm sure everybody says that. Twins, yes.
I'm sure she's used to faking it.
I'm taking a to go plate, if you don't mind.
I'm telling you woman to woman.
I'm the fastest American woman
I'm thinking, when I'm sad,
I'm trying to be supportive. Upstairs, it's a dungeon.
I'm trying to catch up to you, girl.
I'm trying to help you out.
I'm trying to. [laughing]
I'm wit' you. You said something.
I'm wit' you. [laughing]
I'm working on somethin' with it.
I've been good.
I've been wit' you more than half my life.
I've changed this whole pool.
I've done TV. I do a lot of go style.
I've given my energy to everything that you do.
I've got a meeting with the play execs.
I've heard so much about you guys.
I've heard so much about you. That's Michael.
If I can just kinda talk over some details with you.
If I'm sad and depressed, take me ing shopping.
If Kenya said to me, "What's Drop it With Drew,"
If me expressing myself means we have a bad night,
If my husband said that to me,
If my husband said that to me, I would flip this table.
If something occurs to you one way,
If there was anything that I had to say,
If you've been doing it for a year,
In my heart, I really do want another kid,
In the movie room? Come on.
In the streets? [laughing]
Inspiration. I have a lot going on.
Is everything okay with Brooklyn?
Is he home here in Atlanta?
Is it a girls trip
Is it a meal delivery service?
Is it a weight loss camp in Chicago?
Is it all gone? Can you see?
Is it like a Ponzi scheme? Ooh.
Is it like the same kinda glue you use for your
Is it Sonya or Sanya? Yeah, wait.
Is Ralph working?
Is she selling these things? What's going on?
Is sweating like this good for your skin?
Is that an option? I don't know.
Is that Marc over there bothering you?
Is that what it says? [laughing]
Is that what we're doing, Marlo?
Is there anyone to greet me? Oh, I guess not.
Is this basement?
Is this is the move that I've been using on Tyrone?
It ain't gonna be just a massage.
It could be good tea. [laughing]
It definitely What'd she say?
It feels good out here. It feels great.
It felt weird because it was around the time
It has everything a little girl could ever want.
It has to become my norm, you know.
It is cute. I know.
It is major and I don't wanna play it down.
It is real see?
It is real cute in here. For Brooklyn.
It is what it is, and Styrofoam life, right now.
It is.
It is. It's very loungey.
It sure is. All right, all right.
It sure is. All right, all right.
It sure is. It's gonna be fun.
It sure is. It's gonna be fun.
It was for real. That was real.
It was fun.
It was good.
It was lightwork. Lightwork.
It was like, man, you know, I'm a guy.
It was, like, it was it was just, like,
It was! It was extremely, extremely thoughtful.
It wasn't a fixer upper. No.
It's [chuckling]
It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
It's a blog, and Kandi was there,
It's a complete fairytale.
It's a exhibition, a retrospective
It's a lady!
It's a little fake,
It's a pleasure to meet you, as well, too, honey.
It's a pleasure to meet you, as well, too, honey.
It's a really large penitentiary.
It's a tea party.
It's a true story, I swear.
It's a waste of time.
It's a workout video.
It's about steak and lobster?
It's an everybody's trip.
It's beautiful.
It's bothering me. I'm sorry.
It's Drew.
It's Drop It With Drew.
It's fake.
It's for the Black mommies.
It's giving Ponzi scheme.
It's going bananas! Stop!
It's gonna be fun.
It's gonna be fun. All right.
It's gonna be fun. It sure is.
It's gonna be fun. It sure is.
It's gonna be Marlo, Kenya, Kandi.
It's gonna mean so much to me
It's good looking food. I'm gonna try this.
It's good.
It's gorgeous.
It's inappropriate. My husband was there
It's just What you sayin'?
It's just the struggles of growth.
It's like a family share,
It's like some names don't go.
It's like talkin' on the phone.
It's like when you
It's like, I don't wanna stay in them other places.
It's like, why are we even recounting this anymore
It's me, you, and Kenya.
It's no denying. See, Drew?
It's not a bad idea, actually.
It's not about compromising. It is!
It's not like you really invite me over either, Marlo.
It's not personal. I get it get it.
It's not that, but if I do the same thing,
It's really empty.
It's really not.
It's so mild. It's so mild.
It's testing those boundaries.
It's too late. It's too late.
It's your time. It's my time, now.
It's35.
Jeez. And it's just, like,
Just come on.
Just give her the room.
Just love yourself, Sheree.
Just make sure wifey right, man.
Just tell him, "Look, if you need to have someone
Just to be able to be there,
Just to make a long story short,
K Kandi and Kenya. I was invited.
Kandi doesn't know how to be a friend.
Kandi has every right to be a little cautious.
Kandi is my real name, to be honest with you.
Kandi is the money mom. Yeah.
Kandi need to just quit at least two jobs
Kandi told me Drew and you
Kandi wasn't here. Okay. I'm saying with Tyrone.
Kandi, if you've already been through this,
Kandi, now that we're here, how do you feel
Kandi, tea, don't put your name on it,
Kandi, what are we talking about?
Kandi, you and I need to have a conversation, as well.
Kandi.
Keep it 100.
Keep your schedule clear
Kenya did come over. Okay.
Kenya did say your place was small.
Kenya don't really do anything without a check involved.
Kenya Haircare Moore needs some attention.
Kenya Moore Haircare!
Kenya, I guess, must have met up with Drew
Kenya, I'm only gonna charge you $200.
Kenya, oh, my gosh, you look beautiful.
Kenya, what's your story?
Kenya, you don't have yours on either.
Kenya? She went on the site
Kenya's actually communicating exactly how I feel.
Kenya's neighbor is here.
Kenya's story is some bullsh .
Kinda.
Knock knock! Who is that?
Knowing Marlo, she probably still gettin' ready.
L Look at that bathroom, the bidet.
Ladies, meet Kandi. Hello.
Lady in red. You look so pretty.
Last year, Kenya and I didn't hit it off.
Last year, she literally came for me.
Laughing. She don't even know the aunties over there
Le'Archive even though it's spelled incorrectly.
Le'Archive has a lot of amazing garments
Le'Archive rents out exclusively to TV productions,
Leave it alone. He couldn't come,
Leave it? Yeah. I'm still waiting.
Let me get you a drink, girl.
Let me grab you somethin',
Let me just make up a good story.
Let me just say I really loved
Let me say this. I love Sheree deeply.
Let me see if I can get it off.
Let me see the boys.
Let me see. Let me see.
Let me tell you about cardamom and pepper.
Let Michael smell your breath and see.
Let somebody No, sorry,
Let's do a little But wait a minute.
Let's do it.
Let's do it. Well, get outta here then.
Let's do that. Yeah, absolutely.
Let's do this. Come on. Let's do this.
Let's go downstairs.
Let's go look.
Let's go mingle with the other kids.
Let's go.
Let's go. Bring it back.
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go!
Let's just get back on normal people
Let's just have a conversation.
Let's just have a conversation.
Let's just know we're gonna have a good time
Let's just table this for now.
Let's lay this on my car and see it.
Let's move on. Next question,
Let's talk about somethin', real quick.
Like what? Oh, Drew...
Like what? The whole, like,
Like, "Hey, I should stay home with my family
Like, at the end of the day, he wants you forever,
Like, come on, it it you knew it looked real crazy.
Like, I don't even I don't even
Like, I really love the atmosphere.
Like, it's all him. The support.
Like, promos for the website,
Like, really fast. Let's go.
Like, really focus on the business.
Like, she has this workout situation.
Like, we need we need to have some points.
Like, where's the guy that you were dating?
Like, you dropped a bomb on me in the gym, right?
Like, you're making this girl feel like sh ,
Listen to it. Listen to it.
Listen, I have one It's what the client want.
Listen, I know what [laughter]
Listen, listen. Don't tell me what to do.
Listen, we went for a walk,
Listen, you're ashy. You're ashy.
Listen. Breakfast, my specialty.
Long hours, though, but it's cool.
Long years.
Look at my girl.
Look at y'all. Look at y'all.
Look at your cake.
Look here.
Look what she post.
Look, I fired her.
Look, Ross don't never talk.
Love it. [chuckling]
Love you, babe.
Love you, guys. Have fun. Let's have drinks.
Magic. Magic.
Mama Dearest, I got something for you!
Mama, please stop flinging that knife.
Man, I support Kandi with doing all of this stuff,
Man...
Marc is just being an asshole.
Marlo and I are gonna do, like,
Marlo Hampton, right there.
Marlo has spent some good money on this party.
Marlo is gonna eat the girls alive.
Marlo loves to talk about, "You know,
Marlo, at your party you said about how much money you have
Marlo, can you bring me back my cell phone?
Marlo, how did you get your money game up?
Marlo, where you got me goin'?
Marlo! This is just the most
Marlo! What just happened?
Marlo.
Marlo...
Massage comes in. Yeah.
Masseuse! Come on, get your feet massaged.
Maybe at an exotic location or...
Maybe Kandi has every right to be a little cautious.
Maybe she had a call or something.
Maybe they only accept cash.
Maybe twice a month.
Me and him are gonna have our talk,
Me and my wife are trying to buy some land.
Me and my wife have to agree on some equipment
Me neither.
Michael, you are so goofy.
Michael, you can dance, though, right?
Michael, you don't really have to dance,
Michael! William!
Mine is not doing nothin'.
Miss Burruss, what did you have to say
Miss Marlo Hampton.
Mm hmm, okay. I feel just Met Gala.
Mm hmm.
Mm hmm.
Mm hmm.
Mm hmm.
Mm hmm.
Mm hmm.
Mm hmm.
Mm hmm.
Mm hmm.
Mm hmm. And she called today
Mm hmm. And she was telling me
Mm hmm. And we can leave
Mm hmm. I feel, like,
Mm hmm. So cute.
Mm hmm. So, I'm making things up?
Mm hmm. [laughing]
Mm hmm. Got it.
Mm hmm. Mm hmm.
Mm hmm. So, is that
Mm hmm. Xigua.
Mm hmm. You met some of the girls.
Mmm, this food is so good.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm. I felt she went a little bit far
Mmm. I love Jamaican. Listen.
Mmm. What kinda tea?
Moderns do have that's exactly right.
MommiNation is a blog platform
MommiNation? What's that?
Mommy won this medal in London.
Mommy. Shh, yes.
Money doesn't last forever.
Money doesn't last forever.
Montego Bay!
Monyetta. Nice to meet you.
Most famous person who ever hit on you?
Most famous who ever hit on me?
Muah, muah. Thank you for coming out
Muah.
Muah. I'm good. How are you?
Muah. Thank you.
Mwah. I'm so proud of you.
My assistant called me. She's like, "Ralph,
My boy, Todd, what's going on, boy?
My edges are fillin' in.
My edges are filling in.
My energy stays the same, honey.
My feet do hurt. Baby, you can rub 'em.
My friend, Sanya
My husband, he did bring in an assistant.
My kid is here. Okay, okay, okay, okay.
My little girl is turning 3.
My mom could cook for us, Jamaican food.
My money is archive money.
My name my name ain't on this.
My name ain't nowhere on it. Okay.
My name ain't nowhere on there.
My name ain't nowhere on there.
My name ain't on this house.
My sister is experiencing
My thing was more so like a man
Needs to be redone. Yeah, once it's redone,
Never use the bathroom in front of a man, either.
Never, no, we generally do all custom.
New York does not come back
Next time I go to Jamaica,
Next time on "The Real Housewives of Atlanta".
Next time, on "The Real Housewives of Atlanta".
Next time, on "The Real Housewives of Atlanta"...
Next time, on "The Real Housewives of Atlanta"...
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Nice to meet you, Kandi. I'm Brandon.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you. Ralph!
Nice, I love it. Thank you.
No one has done this for me before,
No problem. Your table is ready.
No, but I'm saying try and join the site.
No, but the thing is But she didn't wanna hire him
No, chile, uh, me, her, and Sheree tried to join it.
No, don't say that. Don't say, "Everybody."
No, I did not.
No, I do not. Oh, that's a ing lie.
No, I feel that. It's just some real sh .
No, I have three assistants.
No, I never heard that a day in my life.
No, I really wanna know as a real question.
No, I'll just go there and make videos and, um...
No, I'll say somethin'.
No, I'm just kidding.
No, I'm just kidding.
No, I'm just trying to figure out what it is.
No, I'm not full of sh . Don't don't do that.
No, I'm not wearing that. You know what?
No, I'm paying, of course. Anything you want.
No, I'm saying you ain't gotta go robot.
No, it shouldn't have the "E."
No, it was it's fun dancing with him, man.
No, it's going it's going bananas.
No, it's to be in good health.
No, it's true. No, I'm not even
No, let them cook some over.
No, like, we've been doing this for
No, no, it wasn't no fixer upper.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Let me say
No, no, no, no. What did she say?
No, no, no, Ritz Carlton Miami,
No, no, no. I didn't pick up the phone.
No, no, no. Listen to it. Listen to it.
No, no, no. What did she say?
No, no, see that's doing too much.
No, no. Yes, you did.
No, not in the beginning.
No, okay. Well, definitely, my car was brand new.
No, she said a semi truck literally sideswiped her
No, that wig is very off. Your comprehension is
No, they take the blue pills.
No, they're not. She wanted to surprise you.
No, we can't tell you that.
No, we can't.
No, we couldn't get on.
No, we haven't.
No, we're not gonna lie. Well, where is Tyrone?
No, we're not. That's really basic.
No, you didn't.
No, you don't have to. You said it.
No, you gotta block him forever.
No, you liar. You made that up.
No! No, he wants to meet you guys.
No! Well, then sit down, Deuce.
No! I I hope not.
No! Yes! No, he wants to meet you guys.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. Come on.
No. Listen.
No. No.
No. I am team no sleep, right now,
No. Kenya and I talked.
No. The lies, the lies, the lies!
Nobody wrote that. Wait. What happened?
None of it.
Noodles? Come on. Yes.
Nope.
Nope.
Not the pussy wasn't good.
Not 100 with Drew.
Not even a little bit?
Not even a little bit. Don't even look over here.
Not harassing but, you know, he wants to come around.
Not have a mind of her own 'cause that's what
Not having one might do the same thing,
Not having one might do the same thing.
Not like that, like borrowing a car.
Not me. Not me. Me.
Not my fault. What are you talking about?
Not really.
Nothin', Todd. Forget it.
Now that we have had a chance for a do over,
Now that we're all under the same roof,
Now, I'm gonna tell you what I was curious about.
Now, I'm in trouble.
Now, sometimes you can find yourself being like,
Now, wait a minute.
Now, what I do hope is that I'll learn more
Now, when I went to Kandi, I was like, "Kandi,"
Now, you know she had a word or two to say about you.
Now, you know that was a long ass time.
Now, you know what? The funny the funny thing is,
Now, you want me to be around men
Obviously, you're talking about me.
Of course, it's the fellas tonight.
Of course, we have your size.
Of course. We have to go get Deuce.
Oh yeah, Kandi, keep this.
Oh you can. No, you didn't.
Oh, a maniac?
Oh, a piece of cake. I love a piece of cake.
Oh, absolutely not. I love it, though.
Oh, all right. Call Sheree, girl.
Oh, babe, you ready?
Oh, beautiful.
Oh, bitch a ant!
Oh, bitch, somethin' went wrong.
Oh, bitch, they're going over.
Oh, bitch, you can lose it in 21 days,
Oh, bitch, you made it made it be in the Ponzi scheme.
Oh, boy. Thank you.
Oh, can I use the bathroom?
Oh, come on.
Oh, constructive hell, constructive hate.
Oh, damn.
Oh, Deuce, what's that? You know what that is?
Oh, Deucey, let's see how you're gonna give
Oh, don't cry, Sheree.
Oh, Drew, Drew, Drew. Drew, oh!
Oh, Drop It With Drew and Ralph.
Oh, girl!
Oh, God, thank you for coming to get me.
Oh, God!
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God...
Oh, good, thank you, 'cause we are hungry.
Oh, goodness.
Oh, gosh.
Oh, gosh.
Oh, got it.
Oh, he told me, if I ever came
Oh, hell no. [laughing]
Oh, hell no. Get your ass up.
Oh, I didn't hear that. Sorry.
Oh, I didn't hear that. Sorry.
Oh, I do? Uh huh.
Oh, I got this problem going on.
Oh, I I don't I don't feel good.
Oh, I knew we were gonna get to that part.
Oh, I know, you can't do that, though.
Oh, I like that.
Oh, I like this little loungey.
Oh, I look sad as (BLEEP), don't I?
Oh, I made it.
Oh, I made it.
Oh, I missed the swivel.
Oh, I need this. [burps]
Oh, I think you know what? It crashed.
Oh, I would love that. Yeah.
Oh, I'm going to go to New York
Oh, I'm not? No.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Nick.
Oh, it's a fixer upper like
Oh, it's a job.
Oh, it's all Chanel? No, not the headband,
Oh, it's good. It's been straight.
Oh, just some little number.
Oh, look at that view!
Oh, look what's over here. Hey.
Oh, Lord, let that lady go with her baby.
Oh, Lord, listen, listen, listen.
Oh, Lord.
Oh, Lord.
Oh, Lord. I can't eat this.
Oh, Lordy. Wait. What's the shady tea?
Oh, man, me, too.
Oh, man, me, too.
Oh, man. Drew is not coming?
Oh, Monet, my girl.
Oh, morning buses. Good morning!
Oh, my God, but Kandi was like,
Oh, my God, come on, y'all.
Oh, my God, did I tell y'all about Sheree?
Oh, my God, first of all... What?
Oh, my God, hey.
Oh, my God, I'm not supposed to be eating this.
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry that freaking
Oh, my God, it looks scary.
Oh, my God, Prince?
Oh, my God, that's her car?
Oh, my God, they're growing.
Oh, my God, uh Girl, where is Tyrone?
Oh, my God, y'all go all out.
Oh, my God, you're asking me numbers, hold on.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh!
Oh, my God! That's what I'm doing.
Oh, my God! What's up, Sheree?
Oh, my God! [laughing]
Oh, my God! Now, why are you doing that?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. [indistinct].
Oh, my God. I was trying to get here
Oh, my God. We're just dishing some tea,
Oh, my God. Yes!
Oh, my God. Oh, my God, B, what?
Oh, my God. What?! I'm here to escort you.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my gosh, did I talk to Sheree?
Oh, my gosh, trying to get it together.
Oh, my gosh. Miss three hours late.
Oh, my hands are wet, so I'm just drying
Oh, my Lord, it's...
Oh, no, he has a fiancée.
Oh, no, I have you know I don't mind.
Oh, no, thank you. I already had a couple.
Oh, no, they think you just be lying.
Oh, no, what, boo?
Oh, no, you're good. You're good.
Oh, no. Then what's gonna happen?
Oh, no. Yeah, we gotta go.
Oh, no. What's up, boo?
Oh, okay, okay, okay. I see.
Oh, okay, okay.
Oh, okay, this is Kandi Yeah, Kandi's little treat.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay. Yeah.
Oh, okay. Well, see, that's just what the streets say.
Oh, perfect. You know what?
Oh, Prince! Prince!
Oh, really?
Oh, really?
Oh, really? Nope!
Oh, see, I have nothin' to do with that.
Oh, sh , I'm a man. I'm a man.
Oh, she is so mad. Girl, I'm not mad.
Oh, so, you sent her official disinvite!
Oh, somebody gotta say somethin'.
Oh, somebody gotta say somethin'.
Oh, somebody wanna say hey.
Oh, sorry. Pump it up with Drew.
Oh, Styrofoam it is.
Oh, sure.
Oh, thank you. You do, too.
Oh, that means he's on the phone?
Oh, that would be everything.
Oh, that's a fraud.
Oh, that's Sheree! Yeah, I know that one.
Oh, that's what she's saying.
Oh, the #MeToo Movement.
Oh, the site. You can't sign up.
Oh, they're never soft. And it's usually brown.
Oh, this is nice.
Oh, this is nice. Yeah!
Oh, this this for real, for real.
Oh, wait. I just want the appetizer.
Oh, we don't have a lot then.
Oh, we gotta get you out of the house.
Oh, we're talking about what Dr. Ken says?
Oh, we're talking about what Dr. Ken says?
Oh, well, bitch, that's an outfit.
Oh, what? [laughing]
Oh, what's up? Good to see you.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow. Ooh, okay, this is awesome.
Oh, y'all are just trying to show out
Oh, yeah, she talked about your invite, too.
Oh, yeah, we'll definitely be there.
Oh, yeah, we're definitely coming.
Oh, yeah, what's happening?
Oh, yeah, wonderful.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. It's like, the minute
Oh, yeah. Yeah, she is definitely because
Oh, yes, you know Sheree.
Oh, yes, you look beautiful.
Oh, yes!
Oh, yes! I love it.
Oh, yes.
Oh, yes. Um...
Oh, yes. Oh, yes, baby. Yes, we do.
Oh, you already know I am.
Oh, you are, too. Thanks for coming.
Oh, you are? For Kandi's sh ?
Oh, you can't. You gotta learn how to read first.
Oh, you did. Okay. I went to public and private.
Oh, you don't have a sex dungeon?
Oh, you don't have any insecurities when he's out.
Oh, you know you gotta bring it.
Oh, you resent me when they say that.
Oh, you're about to cry, Marlo.
Oh, you're focused on this one.
Oh, you're gonna dance in public?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! I tried to pick things
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh! Okay.
Oh! Yes, yes, yes.
Oh! Yes.
Oh! You're new money.
Oh! So, you sent her an official disinvite.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. It's cool, though.
Oh. It's okay if I share it?
Oh. Now, what?
Oh. So, who? We askin'
Oh. That was a lot.
Oh. Well, I'll be here
Oh. Shut up, haters.
Oh...
Okay, beyond a pot set.
Okay, bitch, Kenya was just telling me that.
Okay, bye bye.
Okay, cool.
Okay, cool.
Okay, curry chicken?
Okay, first of all, you need to talk to my agent.
Okay, good. And hold the bottle.
Okay, guys, guys, guys, guys.
Okay, here goes. Give me a
Okay, honey. Nice to meet you.
Okay, I definitely will. Basic bitches.
Okay, I get that, but I'm saying
Okay, I love it. Hey, Xavier.
Okay, I'll be quiet, Mama Joyce.
Okay, it's on. Okay. [buzzing]
Okay, Kandi, we're coming.
Okay, let's go get Deuce.
Okay, let's make some tea.
Okay, Marlo, when you show up in the morning...
Okay, Marlo.
Okay, message from Marlo.
Okay, model.
Okay, no problem.
Okay, now you make me feel real crazy.
Okay, number two, what was her first word?
Okay, okay, hold on. It's it's okay, Kandi.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay. He flewed you out?
Okay, okay. So we're waiting to hear back,
Okay, perfect, right by the heat lamp.
Okay, perfect. Food should be up
Okay, please. I will ask.
Okay, Sanya did invite me, like, you know, a week ago,
Okay, so But did you apologize
Okay, so the boys will be down here on the main floor?
Okay, so, if if you don't know it for sure,
Okay, so, the room is cute.
Okay, so, to be clear, this is just something
Okay, so, what was the sex like?
Okay, that's not a long time.
Okay, the floors are not bad. It's durable.
Okay, this is Kandi's little treat.
Okay, this is Kandi's little treat.
Okay, wait, let me ask you.
Okay, we have fat loss camps.
Okay, well, I'll tell you the issue that Kenya had.
Okay, well, I'm about to make you understand.
Okay, well, I'm about to make you understand.
Okay, well, let me tell you the the the real.
Okay, what? I did it at the zoo.
Okay, whatever.
Okay, who? So he can cheat.
Okay, yeah, I'm always I'm always getting
Okay! Okay, girl.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. After the babies.
Okay. All right. It's not a secret.
Okay. And brown stew chicken.
Okay. And if you don't want that, sir,
Okay. And we was like, a'ight, cool,
Okay. Brooklyn saw her dad.
Okay. But I gotta flip it
Okay. But most of them are in there.
Okay. Five, six, seven.
Okay. I feel bad,
Okay. It means somebody
Okay. Let's go!
Okay. Me, and then my wife,
Okay. Oh, my gosh, take a
Okay. Okay, ready?
Okay. Okay.
Okay. So, I have a flight.
Okay. So, I lost weight,
Okay. So, like, we're gonna do,
Okay. So, now we have merch.
Okay. So, we have six in Chicago,
Okay. So, yeah,
Okay. Spending money.
Okay. Thank you for coming.
Okay. Thank you.
Okay. Things are happening, y'all.
Okay. What was that?
Okay. White wine,
Okay. Yeah.
Okay. Let's go talk to Marlo.
Okay. Okay, bye bye. Okay, bye bye.
Okay. So, you don't feel like
Okay. That's kinda crazy. Hello.
Okay. You may not know,
On the plane on the way to Dubai, yes.
On the rocks? Yeah.
One hundred percent.
One thing about you, bitch,
One thing I can say, Kenya, you're you look happy.
One! Okay.
Only renting. Only renting.
Ooh, I'm gonna cheat. You cannot pick up your phone.
Ooh, look at mommy.
Ooh, okay.
Ooh, so many people.
Ooh, that hurts. It's time to take a break.
Ooh, that looks good. Take some
Ooh, that's looking good. That looks good.
Ooh, what is this? Is this salmon?
Ooh, y'all, Tyrone calling back.
Ooh, yeah. Just tear it out.
Ooh! Hi.
Ooh! Oh!
Ooh! Whoo wee.
Ooh.
Ooh. All right.
Or we can get rid of the pool.
Our plan is to be together for about a year,
Overall, the trip, did you guys have a good time?
Papa! Come, we have to pack!
Parole violation?
Peach martini, yes, no problem. And then
People always feel like they gotta
People are complaining.
People are complaining.
People get so intense when you mention sex
People still don't know what you do.
Pitiful little ho! Kenya.
Please accept this sexy gift.
Please accept this sexy gift.
Please come dressed in your best black tie attire.
Please leave your message.
Please leave your message.
Please. No, no,
Please. Thank you.
Pop it with Drew and Ralph.
Pray for us.
Preach.
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Probably gettin' dressed. Probably gettin' ready.
Probably, like, two months.
Put some edge control. Own them edges.
Ralph and I have been through a lot.
Ralph is here. Look.
Ralph, I wanted to tell you.
Ralph, let's not go there.
Ralph, you remind me so much of Marc, it's crazy, okay?
Ralph, you remind me so much of Marc, it's crazy.
Ralph! Ralph!
Ralph. Okay. Can you call him
Reaching out. Yes, she did. Yeah, I saw that.
Ready, set.
Ready, set.
Real light. Got you.
Really, it's this is bullsh .
Really, truly, that night Like, I'm talkin' about
Really?
Really? I don't know.
Really? It's Sanya.
Really? Yeah.
Really? Yeah.
Really? Thank you.
Regular photo shoot. Yes, I feel ready.
Respect. Respect! That was so thoughtful.
Revamp the business. Mm hmm.
Rewind. Errr. Okay.
Right, right, right.
Right, right.
Right, she did. Showing up,
Right, which I thought we was always doing stuff together,
Right?
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right. And they call Tye, Tye.
Right. Anthony?
Right. He's supposed to be able
Right. Right.
Right. Right. Okay.
Right. Whatever, whatever.
Right. You Marlo.
Right. So, then why is she being sensitive?
Right. Yeah, she's talking sh
Rizzo is in the building, baby.
Ross and I met in the cafeteria
Sad as (BLEEP).
Said she didn't wanna come, and I'm not gonna beg you.
Sales are up with the play.
Sanya is a four time gold Olympic medalist sprinter.
Sanya is really cool.
Sanya is, like, bitch, Kandi is that bitch.
Sanya says, she ready!
Sanya, her way of explaining how she feels,
Sanya, nice to meet you.
Sanya, she's new to Atlanta.
Sanya.
Sanya. Hi, it's so nice to meet you.
Sanya. Yes.
Say it, girl!
Say your name, again. Sanya.
Say, "Happy birthday."
Say, "I came dressed in my best."
See how things have been going, and, you know,
See, she didn't come yesterday,
See, you're good. High five.
Serious.
Seriously, if we just say one, like, a thing to you,
Sh , I have more fun than y'all do.
Shall we do curry since that's your fave?
Shari!
Shazzy poo. Yay, Shaza roll!
She if she really wanted to shoot her shot
She ain't even got no drawers like this.
She asked me how I was feeling.
She by Sheree finally launched.
She by Sheree is coming, honey.
She called me a friend. Me not call her no friend.
She calling? Okay, call me back.
She cannot let stuff go, okay?
She claims to have saved that money that
She couldn't she couldn't possibly question that.
She did say it.
She did shoot her shot.
She did? Are you going? And then she uninvited me.
She did.
She didn't pay me and But you're telling me
She didn't repeat what he said.
She got far.
She got us part of the black Friday sale.
She had a mommy makeover, but you're still thick, honey.
She had a nice ass.
She had a whole mommy makeover, breasts done.
She invited me. She did? Are you going?
She just had her whole her whole body done.
She just said you got a French roll.
She keeps protecting her assistant,
She know all of what you accomplished in your life?
She made the right choice. I'm like...
She made the right decision.
She might need therapy. She pick up a wall flower
She must go by a nickname.
She need to be worrying about that
She said she never paid you, but I was like, okay,
She said she's sorry. What happened?
She sent me a text message that said that she felt like
She she's a 50 year old woman. That's what she looks like.
She should've came to me first,
She started talking about how when you first got here,
She started talking about when you first got here,
She told us, "We have different camps
She want everybody to write out some tea
She was 12 when I was born. I mean, it's a big difference.
She was at the restaurant for hours.
She was complaining to Ross.
She was crying? Yes.
She was like, "I'm not telling you
She wasn't respecting the queen?
She's been famous for over half her life.
She's coming here picking fights with everybody.
She's for herself. For herself.
She's good at deflecting.
She's got a whole team and a daddy daycare.
She's having a photo shoot for her Mommy Nation.
She's not bad. Look what she post.
She's sitting at the table crying.
She's trying to come for me, babe.
Sheree and I have been going through it,
Sheree but I don't know about Drew, mom.
Sheree is in the building. What's going on?
Sheree was saying you were talking about
Sheree, meet Ross. Aaron.
Sheree, where have you been?
Sheree, you got yours on?
Sheree? Huh?
Shh. No, not today, honey.
Shh. Shh shh shh shh shh.
Shut up, ha ha.
Shut up.
Shut your face.
Shut your face. That's what she told Kandi.
Shut your face. That's what she told Kandi.
Simmer down, bitches.
Sip your tea like this. Go like this. Go.
Sit down, Deuce. I'm gonna call your dad.
Sitting here like she's trying to hire you.
Slow down.
So Drew's gonna try to use this session
So I met this guy, I really liked him,
So I stopped wearing it.
So I'll say to you both, are we gonna get there?
So I'm just now seeing the revisions.
So I'm making things up?
So it's not similar to this house?
So much.
So nice to meet you in person. Sir. What's up, man.
So she actually was feelin' that.
So so, what's the story here? Nothing. We're just
So this is the front door.
So we did it the last time in D.R.
So we drove out to this area
So what do you guys think?
So will you see Marc while you are there?
So you can cook me some jerk jerk fish.
So you're part of the Mile High Club.
So, and this is the thing. I don't know it for sure
So, at that time, my back, I mean, it was
So, at the time, my back,
So, before you enter in, right, we gotta do this.
So, bitch, you're the reader.
So, can mommy have some tea? Yeah.
So, Drew is an actress. Yes.
So, Drew is gonna come over here.
So, Drop it With Drew is just to maintain surgeries.
So, he said he, you know, fired her or whatever.
So, here's Anthony. He sends me this picture.
So, how are you feeling today?
So, how do you not want me at your photo shoot,
So, how often do you to go see him?
So, I brought in this woman to come in and help me.
So, I can get me a couple little roles and gigs
So, I can stop cooking. I can retire then.
So, I had to cut off ties with her.
So, I look stupid as (BLEEP),
So, I looked up this store. It's super, super cute.
So, I need you to give love to your man.
So, I was just kinda wondering
So, I'll just give you a few examples
So, I'm just confused
So, I'm just confused why you're making this speech
So, I'm try "girl"?
So, I'm writing a book actually to help people
So, if it's $10,000, I need 25% per day.
So, if you feel that way, you go there,
So, is he on house arrest? He has a monitor.
So, it's gonna sit back here.
So, just to tell you, there there's a road closure.
So, Kandi would you like to pick one?
So, Kandi's about to, uh
So, Kenya was supposed to be here with us.
So, Le'Archive, the venue was everything.
So, let me tell you what's happening.
So, listen, the girls are like, where is the food?
So, listen. The girls are, like,
So, Marlo is renting out her clothes.
So, Marlo, are these pieces all yours?
So, my family moved to the states when I was 12.
So, my mom and dad also came to Atlanta
So, my mom is an excellent cook,
So, really, truly, what she did was,
So, right? Oh, my gosh,
So, say you bring her out there.
So, see how soft it is?
So, she did the same thing
So, she's true to form.
So, tell Marlo spend a little bit more money,
So, that's all that matters, really.
So, the reply was, look, you know, I was like,
So, then that means me not expressing myself?
So, they're like my parents, too.
So, this is my tailor's showroom, actually.
So, this is the pajama jam.
So, this is where she get this from.
So, Tierra, what's going on with your podcast?
So, to us, it felt like your anger was directed
So, today, we're doing, like, our fall collection shoot.
So, up here was just, like, a wet bar.
So, wait, are these pieces that she has owned,
So, we can have a little spa day.
So, we did a little mommy makeover.
So, we did a little, you know, breast reduction and lift.
So, we have a tie.
So, we're gonna be dining here.
So, we're gonna be making curry chicken.
So, we're gonna do, uh, three sets of fifteen.
So, we're gonna get started soon.
So, we're ten miles away. This is not right.
So, we're woman to woman.
So, what else? What's going on wit' you?
So, what, did she have to come and get get the phone?
So, what's been going on
So, why did you choose us to do this?
So, why didn't he come?
So, will you see Marc in New York?
So, y'all just lie to Ralph.
So, yes, I am the type of the person
So, yes, I took what you said to heart,
So, you are gonna go to Brooklyn's party.
So, you didn't bring no jeans, no sneakers, no nothin'?
So, you just didn't invite us.
So, you knew something about it?
So, you think you had it in that order before?
So, you're gonna you you gonna shot with us,
So, you're gonna date a man from jail?
So. who was all invited?
Some wine for you, sir. Thank you.
Somebody else controlling yours?
Somebody else controlling yours?
Someone was getting sucked in a locker room?
Somethin' like somethin' to that extent.
Somethin' like, "Hey, girl." To say somethin'
Something to that extent. And what was the reply?
Sometimes I can be an asshole. I get it.
Sometimes I probably just do too much.
Sometimes it feels like that.
Sometimes when you're always the focal point,
Sounds good. So I'll be back soon.
Speaking of assistant, she told Kandi
Speaking of Tyler Perry, you know, Kairo,
Spring, summer, or September,
Spring, Summer, or September,
Spring, summer, or September,
Spring, summer, or September,
Spring, Summer, or September,
Spring, summer, or September,
Squat. Watch those knees.
Squeeze, that's right. Ahh! What's up, Cliff?
Squeeze. That's she'll be using that booty.
Stand by the gate.
Still a little sick, so don't get too close.
Still staying warm out here? [phone ringing]
Still. Still.
Stop, stop. It stays the same.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop. How are your edges, by the way?
Stressing me out a little bit
Sure, yeah. It's open bar.
Sure.
Suspicious isn't the word I would use but...
Take you to get a drink, honey.
Talk to me smoking kills.
Tampa.
Tea? Fun tea.
Teach mommy how to do it. Go!
Technically, the remote can control
Tell me.
Tell Tyrone to hook me up with a boyfriend. All right.
Tellin' 'em his name is Marvin.
Ten. Ten months.
Th this is really good, actually.
Thank you for clarifying, Jo Jo.
Thank you so much, Kandi. So inspired, Kandi.
Thank you, Atlanta, for coming out,
Thank you, baby. This is so romantic.
Thank you, Kandi. Thank you, guys.
Thank you, thank you. This is the dress I wore
Thank you, thank you. Those are beautiful.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. All right, baby.
Thank you. Hi.
Thank you. My pleasure.
Thank you. My pleasure.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. These NY streets, baby.
Thank you. Hi. Hey!
Thank you. Thank you. And it's not Le'Archive.
Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate it.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. You look stunning.
Thanks a lot. Absolutely.
Thanks for coming. You're so beautiful.
That bitch was a ho, and that pussy wasn't good.
That bitch was a ho... That's that's
That came out of nowhere. Well, with that being said,
That is a serious accusation.
That is how you do it, Drew. Listen, I know. I was wrong.
That is so fabulous.
That looks good, good, good.
That makes sense completely.
That part.
That sh wasn't four star. I'm just sayin', baby.
That sounds crazy! Then we realized,
That sounds good. I'll be right back.
That was amazing, Kandi.
That was good.
That was incredible. And, I mean, amazing.
That was not what I was expecting.
That was that was [laughing]
That was very political.
That wasn't even real.
That what? That you were gay.
That what? That you were gay.
That wig is off.
That would piss me the (BLEEP) off
That y'all have the same assistant.
That'd be blocked.
That's a that's a threesome!
That's a conversation that you need to have with her.
That's a lie.
That's a nice spot. It's nice, yeah.
That's all I care about.
That's all I'm saying on both sides.
That's doing too much.
That's fine, mom. That's fine.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good. Right.
That's how messy that's how messy he is.
That's just my fee. Honey, I ain't cheap.
That's kudos to all of you guys.
That's Miss Sheree. Hi.
That's no problem. Don't eat no more.
That's no problem. [laughing]
That's not the message. But that's what happened.
That's not true. That is true.
That's not what happened.
That's right, 30% bump up in sales.
That's the Marlo's floor, baby.
That's the Marlo's floor.
That's the problem.
That's true. Exactly, exactly.
That's what broke my heart the most,
That's what friends do,
That's what I was told. Oh, well, you
That's what she was saying.
That's what she was saying.
That's what we're not gonna do.
That's where that's where you
That's why we're having the conversation.
That's your world. You gotta work on that.
The no, I don't even want it.
The #MeToo Movement, so don't touch 'em.
The Archive, maybe.
The baby version of prom?
The barber shop scene was real.
The barber shop. Yeah.
The base was supposed to cost what?
The boys have two bedrooms here, yeah.
The dance.
The first thing he said was, like,
The furnish less condo!
The gesture of bringing, you know, your salesguy
The girls are over there having their little tea.
The Hermes?
The house she had when we met,
The issue with you and Sheree.
The Kenya Moore that I met years ago,
The man.
The marriage counselor just uses extreme words,
The only ones that know how you oughta be married
The play is not waiting for y'all.
The remote, when you're too close together,
The role seemed like an interesting role to play,
The Rosses. The Rosses.
The sex stuff is just getting too out of hand.
The shady tea is a fun, little game that I came up with
The show that I'm a producer on,
The shrimp and avocado Bellevue
The street says Sheree don't pay her bills.
The truth comes out.
The whole fake and pretentious,
The whole, "I got money, I got this, I got that,"
The worst.
Them kids ain't even over here.
Then we can come into the dirty frame.
There ain't none available, right now.
There didn't need there didn't didn't need to be
There he is.
There she is. Happy birthday.
There we go. Keep it going. Keep it going.
There you that part. That part.
There you go. Let me see you practice.
There you go. Perfect.
There you go. This bitch, I'm telling you.
There, you do it right there.
There's a lot of things I've resented you for.
There's a situation coming.
There's just T There ain't no bed in here.
There's more? Well, of course.
There's so much food. I don't eat this heavy.
There's where you need to be. Don't worry.
These are beautiful. These are perfect, yes.
These are specialized Drop it with Drew moves.
These are the things that I was concerned about
These hating bitches that ain't used to fashion.
These remind me of who who the hell asked
They are they were saying that he
They are? Look around.
They did. They did, so
They found me! Everybody else is
They gonna have to keep repeating
They got a nice view, but all this sh
They miss their mom.
They they got all their sh ,
They wanna fight about this like that.
They'll cross? Girl. [laughing]
They're all mine.
They're in ninth grade. It's gonna be ratchet music.
They're probably over there plottin',
This area is a rough area, right?
This bitch done put me on a black Friday sale.
This crap is hard.
This does not sound good.
This event is for single women.
This feels like a setup. I know. Like, wait.
This has been literally decades you haven't been paying.
This is Three and a half.
This is all coming from Atlanta and Texas.
This is amazing, though.
This is Anthony, my assistant.
This is Anthony. He sends me this picture.
This is beautiful. Thank you.
This is Brandon. Nice meeting you, as well.
This is Chef Chastity. This is Sanya.
This is cute.
This is daddy's, so relax. Oh, okay.
This is definitely a side of Drew I haven't seen
This is her little tea area.
This is like a dating opportunity.
This is my husband, Ralph. Hi.
This is my stop. See, babe?
This is Mykal, my best friend and business partner.
This is nice.
This is original. Uh huh.
This is really amazing. Like, how many dozens of roses?
This is Sheree. Yeah.
This is strike ing 50.
This is the best clue. I need some room.
This is the first time that this has happened.
This is the master bath.
This is the real deal.
This is what I'll cook with.
This is why you said to wait.
This is your first level. This is the first level.
This makes me feel great, that sales have gone
This miso salmon is everything.
This room, it was a bedroom.
This season, keep your edges on point
This sh ain't fun.
This shows you?
This the thing
This this is not ending for me.
This was just something that I wanted to be known
This was my first gown I ever purchased
This was your spot with your ex.
This whole, like, Sheree mess with Drew,
This workout is going to get me together.
This, right here, this is, like,
Three and a half? Yeah.
Three sets of fifteen. Yeah.
Ticket sales are doing good, right?
Time out. Be out all night.
Time out. Mm hmm.
Time, time, time. Time, yep.
To be honest, when I walked in here,
To get back in it, it it actually felt good.
To only wear it one day?
Today, Kenya's, uh, daughter, Brooklyn,
Todd and I are not on the same page.
Todd said, "I want it more."
Todd wanted me to feel excited about this condo.
Todd's sh might blow out of the water without Kandi.
Tonight was not the night to fix anything.
Turn it around so that, like, when it drops down in there,
Turn to the back. That'd be that'd be good.
Turn your sweatshirt a little bit this way.
Tyrone and I spoke this morning,
Tyrone gotta get it together.
Tyrone left me in a city that I'm unfamiliar with,
Uh huh, girl, you're glowing.
Uh huh.
Uh huh. Uh huh.
Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh.
Uh oh, garlic. You hear that, babe?
Uh oh, Lord Jesus.
Uh oh.
Uh oh. [laughing]
Uh uh.
Uh uh. I know that's Marlo, bitch.
Uh uh. What happened? So, Sheree left New York
Uh, at least 30 minutes.
Uh, Cash App. Le'Archive site works.
Uh, chile, your money, I already transferred it
Uh, chocolate.
Uh, Drop It With Drew or something like that.
Uh, I actually can show you. What?
Uh, I did tell her about the white refrigerator.
Uh, I guess I'll pick this one.
Uh, I'll pay for it. We're gonna split it.
Uh, Marlo, I think you're right here.
Uh, William, did you brush your teeth?
Uh. No, I told her.
Um, I think after Let me just stop.
Um, I'm willing to start over.
Um, you have a
Um...
Um...
Um... It's revised.
Umm...
Understood. [laughing]
Upon Kenya's request,
Ut oh, you think he's doin' something?
Wait a minute, now.
Wait a minute. What is it?
Wait, bitch, I'm gonna make you a plate.
Wait, do you do this around your boyfriend?
Wait, is it a girls' trip?
Wait, Sheree is at the gate.
Wait, this is my kinda conversation,
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay, we're about to get.
Wait, we really gotta cook all the food,
Wait, we're not going to your house?
Wait, what do you mean by supposed to be?
Wait, what? [laughing]
Wait, what? To do what?
Wait, where did this come from?
Wait! Michelle.
Wait. Are we making cupcakes?
Wait. Do you got your thing on?
Wait. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
Wait. I don't even think I'm taking this all in.
Wait. No, no, no, no, no.
Wait. One of your contacts missing?
Wait. So, I have to be in the shoot?
Wait... Where do you want to sit?
Wanna have a little girl? Yeah.
Was it before her husband? Was it yesterday?
Was it gonna be separate or together tonight?
Was that necessary?
Was this before he was married?
We already talked about our issue.
We always do th this at the end of the trip.
We always do this.
We always go to restaurants and eat.
We are about to launch our meal prep service.
We both have work to do.
We can bring our husbands?
We can have that conversation.
We can have you ladies start off first.
We can have you ladies start off first.
We can work it out. We'll figure it out.
We did it with the whales! Whales.
We didn't get to that yet.
We do run our business like a corporation.
We don't care if your back was broke.
We got the dirt roads and everything.
We gotta get back.
We gotta get ready for the play.
We gotta get you a drink. Henney.
We have a lobster tail
We have a lot of greens, of course,
We have on the plane, though. On the way to
We have the entrees and, you know,
We just never got into anything serious
We just officially got a kitchen.
We need pepper. Oh, pepper.
We never talked about a prenup.
We should just walk. Let's do it then.
We shouldn't even play this game at a kids' party.
We stayed a a few days later in New York.
We thought it was gonna be fashion,
We wanna know
We wanna know who has the best sex story.
We went and did a workout with, uh,
We went on a couple of dates. He flew me to his games.
We were able to go ahead and get it revised
We were giving cons constructive criticism.
We were just talking about just being happy.
We were not hatin' on Y'all was.
We will have another opportunity to talk about this
We'll have a do over.
We'll take all the furniture out,
We're cheap, now. We're cheap.
We're gonna get together.
We're gonna go in here,
We're gonna have some extra cleaning to do.
We're gonna just set up right over here
We're gonna play a game during the teatime,
We're gonna start our little party.
We're in a ballroom.
We're not You say you're so rich.
We're not gonna keep
We're part of the Mile High Club. Yeah.
We're thinking, like, a a string quartet.
We've been doing this for a long time.
We've met with Dr. Ken virtually before,
Weather is gonna be good.
Welcome to Brooklyn Taphouse.
Welcome to Hotel 48LEX. Thank you.
Welcome, welcome. Thank you.
Welcome.
Welcome.
Well, aren't you lively? Hello!
Well, as long as it ain't a roach, bitch.
Well, don't worry about it. [laughing]
Well, Drew, listen.
Well, first of all,
Well, go ahead and do it.
Well, good luck. Good luck.
Well, hello.
Well, here here is the thing.
Well, how about you start ing,
Well, how about you start ing?
Well, how do you say that?
Well, I can't help it. I got digestive issues.
Well, I can't wait to meet her.
Well, I don't want it too hot, mom.
Well, I hope you're around the corner from your house.
Well, I I was trying to tell you at Marlo's event.
Well, I I'm not gonna talk to you if you're cursing.
Well, I probably should have told her,
Well, I'm glad Kenya can show up for somebody.
Well, I'm not gonna talk to you if you're cursing.
Well, I'm sorry. I gotta get this off of me.
Well, if you got a date, bring 'em.
Well, it's about time, bitch.
Well, it's it's crazy. It's so much.
Well, jeez, were you eavesdropping or somethin'?
Well, just a little bit of space from there.
Well, Kandi, your trip is off to a great start.
Well, let me say she was a little emotional today.
Well, like, acknowledging when you're wrong.
Well, listen, I know
Well, listen.
Well, now I got this crib in Jersey,
Well, now now, I will apologize
Well, one thing about it, she didn't tell anyone.
Well, see then that's then that's a problem then.
Well, she asked me.
Well, Sheree has her family living with her.
Well, take accountability.
Well, thank you. Thank you. It feels
Well, that is true. Yeah.
Well, that was quite the invite, Marlo.
Well, that's okay. Too late.
Well, the cake is already made.
Well, then do you wanna go home?
Well, there are a couple of pieces out here.
Well, wait, can I bring my mom?
Well, we can okay.
Well, we got four total.
Well, we need to do something to cheer her up.
Well, where my key at?
Well, while we're sitting around,
Well, why the (BLEEP) would I pay somebody
Well, yeah, he said he wasn't
Well, you ain't finish it. I don't play those games.
Well, you can't order. Whoever wrote that,
Well, you know I'm trying to
Well, you look beautiful. Thank you.
Well, you said I can't read.
Well, you said it was a gala, bitch.
Well, you're looking cute, boo.
Well... Are you wearing yours?
Well... Nobody told me.
Well... [laughing] 'Cause I saw things.
Were you invited? She did she invite you?
Whack and phony. You are whack!
What about if some ratchet music come on?
What about sometime what I wanna do?
What about you?
What are we making?
What are you cooking? Noodles.
What are you gonna make?
What are you guys talking about?
What black men could be and what they should be,
What did he say That came from him.
What did he say about my husband?
What did Ross I know Ross was, like, oh, my God.
What did she say about Le'Archive.
What did you hear?
What do you mean cloud chasing?
What do you mean, in front?
What do you mean?
What do you think about that, Deuce?
What do you think her holdup is
What do you want?
What do you want?
What does men date older women all the time.
What does it mean when you call someone,
What does she face when she goes to trial?
What else do we need?
What happened?
What happened?
What happened? Oh, my gosh,
What happened? Somethin'.
What happened? I I still don't know.
What happened? We thought you were coming.
What is going on?
What is happening?
What is happening?
What is happening? Yes. People are complaining.
What is it? Champagne?
What is it? What do you need me to take
What is Marlo giving, right now?
What is the issue?
What is the issue?
What is the laugh for? Todd, what were you gonna say?
What is the name of the damn website?
What is up?
What just happened?
What locker room? She didn't go to college, did she?
What music did she have? Did she have music?
What now?
What she said. What she said.
What the hell?
What time did the event actually start? 7?
What version are you giving? Uh oh.
What was her name, again?
What was it?
What was my reply? Yeah.
What was the reply?
What was the reply? So, the reply was,
What was your reply? Mm.
What was your reply? What did the text say?
What was your reply? What did the text say?
What what does that mean?
What what was your reply? What was my reply?
What y'all doin'? Y'all look tired.
What y'all talking about?
What you doing, Miss Sheree?
What you doing? Some laundry.
What you got going, right now?
What you mean? So much, not enough time,
What you say, Kandi? You ain't trying to get sick?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? ...it could be.
What? I'm not good, Drew.
What? There's photos online.
What? What?
What? What's the bomb?
What? Are you paying? Wait. You paying today?
What? Okay.
What? What do you mean?
What? What happened?
What? What happened?
What? You're hitting me with the blind side,
What?!
What?!
What?! And the giraffe was watchin'.
What?! And then he licked on my face.
What?! Who said that?!
What?! Who said that?!
What'd I do?
What's going on with the assistant?
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on? Nothing. What's up?
What's going on? [laughing]
What's happening, baby? You good?
What's Nick talking about? But I also know
What's the tea? That's the theme.
What's up, girl?
What's up, player?
What's up?
What's up? What's happening, baby?
What's wrong with a white refrigerator?
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong, Drew?
Whatever, man.
Whatever. Hey, you know.
When I lived with my mother, I had it tough.
When I proposed to Drew, she felt like a queen.
When I went to Drew's room,
When I'm somebody's friend, I rock with them.
When I'm somebody's friend, I rock with them.
When is the when is the last time
When me and you first got together,
When She by Sheree launches, it will work
When the guys come home,
When was your last gig?
When was your last gig?
When when you say that,
When you have a boyfriend, do you do this?
When you're my friend, I will hold you down,
When, Marlo? It's tonight.
When? At your party.
Where is Ralph from? He sounds like New York.
Where is she? In the back?
Where is the money comin' from?
Where is the money coming from?
Where is the wine? I need some wine, please.
Where is Todd? Where is Ross?
Where is Tyrone? Yeah.
Where the hell is Tyrone?
Where the party at? Where the party at?
Where were you?
Where you at?
Where you at?
Where you grabbed her from? Magic City.
Where? I have not seen hors d'oeuvres.
Where? No, Marlo Hampton got ants!
Which one of y'all wrote this?
Which one of y'all wrote this?
Who are we?
Who are we? The Rosses.
Who did the decorations?
Who else is coming?
Who else? Oh, you know we have to be ready
Who is doing what? Who is doing it?
Who is starting all the mess.
Who is that?
Who said it doesn't work? Look it up, try and join.
Who think that they know some tea on me
Who think that they know some tea on me
Who was the athlete, honey? Tell it.
Who wear a French roll? A French roll for the gala.
Who would like to claim your card?
Who wrote that? So, somethin' you gotta
Who you going to the gym with?
Who you going to the gym with?
Who you mad at? 'cause you're not mad at me.
Who? Anthony.
Who? Anthony.
Who? Just stop talking! Just stop talking! Thank you.
Who's number one, me or Brooklyn?
Who's that? Hello?
Whoa!
Whoa! On the plane?!
Whoa. Like, what was happening?
Whoo hoo!
Whoo!
Whoo! It's cold out here.
Whoo! Okay, things are happening.
Whoo! And it looks so good. Oh, here she comes.
Why and why did you before you do that,
Why are we even recounting this anymore?
Why are you acting like you are the only one
Why are you cursing? Because I'm pissed,
Why are you getting mad at me for that?
Why are you talking about you being somethin' alone?
Why can't I be your aunt?
Why did I let somebody take me to this place
Why did you have to get lipo?
Why do you do that laugh after everything?
Why does being black have to relate to a lot of sh ?
Why don't you call Todd and ask him about
Why is she telling everybody? Kenya came over the other day,
Why it sound like you're crushin' a little bit?
Why the hell wouldn't Kandi call and tell you?
Why would I not invite these two over
Why you leave the the toilet seat up?
Why? Um,
Why? Why?
Why? You've done TV and film?
William came to me one day.
Wind resistance.
Wit' your lying ass.
With Drop It With Drew Oh, you should do that next,
With Jazze Pha, you were doing more than that.
With linguini pasta. Got a pound of 'em.
With my [indistinct].
Would you marry her, again? Of course.
Would you say that that message is to me?
Would you say that that message was to me?
Wow, when I was growing up, that was not allowed.
Wow! You did it. [laughing]
Wow.
Wow. I'd go here yeah,
Wow. You I'm just saying.
Wow. [sighs]
Xigua. No.
Xigua. Xigua.
Y'all about to be our village now
Y'all are trying to make a big deal out of me trying
Y'all aren't gonna argue about some junk like this.
Y'all come look at this.
Y'all didn't get to that yet.
Y'all got a big family. Let the boys come over there
Y'all got some good names.
Y'all ready? We ready.
Yay, happy birthday! [cheers and applause]
Yay, Kenya!
Yay!
Yay! [laughing]
Yay. Turn up.
Yeah, 'cause I'm on there talking about polygamy,
Yeah, 'cause that makes me feel like like
Yeah, and I think you know her.
Yeah, Brooklyn is happy. She is?
Yeah, Brooklyn the princess.
Yeah, but Yeah, we can help
Yeah, but her husband and she are having problems,
Yeah, but I think Sheree might have a little visitor
Yeah, curry chicken, for sure. All right.
Yeah, he's good. Yeah, he's young.
Yeah, I got it. Thank you.
Yeah, I love me.
Yeah, I mean And I really just wanna
Yeah, I need to clean up.
Yeah, I'll ask him. I'll see what's up.
Yeah, I'm going to see him tomorrow.
Yeah, I'm trying to figure that out, too.
Yeah, it is good. Thank you.
Yeah, it was like like her Like Kandi.
Yeah, it's just a lot. That's the part,
Yeah, it's like her archive of clothing.
Yeah, it's new.
Yeah, it's nice. Yeah.
Yeah, let me have that, too.
Yeah, let's do it.
Yeah, maybe we're good. Maybe she's good.
Yeah, me, too.
Yeah, nice to meet you, too.
Yeah, no, 'cause I I gotta
Yeah, of course. Let's go D'usse.
Yeah, right, 'cause I felt like Ralph was getting a lot,
Yeah, right.
Yeah, she said her mom is there now, too.
Yeah, she's gonna drop the stuff off.
Yeah, she's good at deflecting and overtalking.
Yeah, sit down. Mommy is right here.
Yeah, sounds like a New York accent to me.
Yeah, squat. Is that
Yeah, that would be amazing. Yes.
Yeah, that's gone.
Yeah, that's that's right.
Yeah, the way you were screaming,
Yeah, this whole area
Yeah, ticket sales are starting to pick up,
Yeah, we do have to get gas
Yeah, we have one, uh, but I want another one,
Yeah, we want you know, once some more people are here,
Yeah, we would like some cucumbers or...
Yeah, we're working on an app now, guys.
Yeah, what's the tea. Brooklyn is the tea!
Yeah, with two children, and you're busy,
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, hey.
Yeah, yeah. That is strange.
Yeah, you can, right around the corner.
Yeah, you do. Yes.
Yeah, you just be my trainer today.
Yeah, you know, she has a play there.
Yeah, you're right. But, at the tea party,
Yeah!
Yeah? Okay.
Yeah? She gonna be like,
Yeah? Yeah.
Yeah? Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. 30 Day Challenge.
Yeah. And good energy.
Yeah. And you'll see who she is.
Yeah. Dad, please.
Yeah. Don't let it be personal.
Yeah. Fattening foods
Yeah. He can't come here?
Yeah. He just couldn't make it.
Yeah. He just couldn't make it.
Yeah. I know you are a has been.
Yeah. I know.
Yeah. I went to her doctor.
Yeah. I'm definitely gonna keep it.
Yeah. I'm gonna send y'all
Yeah. It's, no,
Yeah. Like, do you feel
Yeah. Like, if she is doing business with you,
Yeah. Like, that's too personal.
Yeah. Mm hmm.
Yeah. Oh, sh .
Yeah. Oh, yours went
Yeah. Okay.
Yeah. Seafood, yes. We have plain shrimp.
Yeah. So, is this just for us?
Yeah. So, tell me.
Yeah. This is crazy.
Yeah. We like competitions.
Yeah. Well, I've ordered furniture,
Yeah. Yeah, I was doing
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yes.
Yeah. You know,
Yeah. You know, I'm just talking
Yeah. You're gonna be extremely
Yeah. Hmm. Ahh ahh ahh.
Yeah. I wrote her.
Yeah. I'm surprised, too.
Yeah. It was, like, ing humiliating.
Yeah. It's like, I don't like that.
Yeah. Look at these.
Yeah. So, let's just
Yeah. That's that's
Yeah. We had questions, so we were asking each other.
Yeah. Yeah. I kinda feel bad, honestly.
Yeah. You wanna get somethin'? Oh, yes, of course.
Yes, and then I will pay for you to have a session, too,
Yes, chile.
Yes, good. Like, it's supposed to be
Yes, how are the nephews doin'?
Yes, looking beautiful, stunning, crying.
Yes, ma'am. Mmm.
Yes, mama?
Yes, New York! Yes.
Yes, of course.
Yes, put it in your suitcase.
Yes, she watched "Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood"
Yes, sir, yes, sir. Yeah.
Yes, sir.
Yes, twirl, trouble, trouble, twirl.
Yes, we did.
Yes, we would love that. It is amazing.
Yes, wine would be great. Perfect. Thank you.
Yes, with the menu. [laughing]
Yes, yes, yes. [bell dinging]
Yes! Y'all look beautiful
Yes! Y'all look beautiful!
Yes! Okay. [cheering]
Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes. And love.
Yes. Can we talk about it?
Yes. I sure will.
Yes. It's about me.
Yes. Let's start.
Yes. Lots of flowers.
Yes. Magic.
Yes. Oh, Lord!
Yes. Okay.
Yes. Okay.
Yes. That's impossible.
Yes. Um, I don't think so.
Yes. You didn't tell me that.
Yes. It's going bananas.
Yes. Try these, Kenya. There you go. Perfect.
Yesterday, Kenya went to a photo shoot for Sanya.
You ain't gave me no keys.
You all right? Do not let him bother you.
You and your Jersey crib. It ain't nothin' in there.
You are just Come on.
You are kidding me.
You are not helping with nobody baby.
You are perfectly dressed to cook tonight.
You are so sexy. Look at you.
You are. We just call you Tye. I call her Tye.
You be taking multiple vacations throughout the year.
You better not ever call me damn Marlo in your life.
You came here to be Sheree's lapdog, bitch.
You came in, "I got money!
You came out to us for four weeks, five weeks.
You can 'cause, I mean... Oh, my God, girl.
You can cry. It's okay to cry.
You can do, like, a pergola situation out here.
You can have a key whenever you want.
You can tell us all what's going on.
You can understand a woman telling you
You can use the apple cutter.
You can, baby. I'm messing wit' you.
You deserve more.
You did? I did.
You didn't delete my number, did you?
You didn't go? No.
You didn't hear what she said.
You didn't somethin', Drew.
You didn't tell me you went to The Lions,
You don't even have it in your heart, Kandi,
You don't even know what's been going on with us.
You don't feel that Sanya is, like, up their ass?
You don't really, truly understand men
You don't think the flow is disrupted
You don't wanna pay me for my services,
You flew in for this? This is nice.
You go away. All right.
You go, baby. I love you, boobie boobie.
You gonna see Tyrone?
You gonna take a picture? Hold on, Brookie.
You good? You all right?
You gotta be the type of friends you want.
You gotta put me out the back door.
You guys are the same. Come on, you guys.
You guys have eaten a whole damn box,
You guys look gorgeous. So do you.
You guys wrap it up.
You had her phone? I had her phone.
You had to rent somebody's, uh, Range Rover,
You have made me feel special.
You have to do a shot upon entering.
You have yours on. I have mine on.
You have?
You haven't been getting into it with people?
You just give it some time.
You just hold her hand.
You just wanted me to be talent.
You knew?
You know how many stories I've heard about you?
You know how to say, "Watermelon," in Chinese?
You know I'm coming to Philly.
You know I'm taking the gold baton.
You know I'm taking the gold baton.
You know I'm taking the gold baton.
You know Miss Kandi already.
You know the infamous She by Sheree, honey.
You know what happens when I see that pretty face over there.
You know what I mean? Right, it's true. It's true.
You know what I mean? You already know he's messy.
You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna schedule a session
You know what to tell me to do.
You know what, Drew, though?
You know what? I cannot.
You know what? I don't want it to be
You know what? I didn't know what he did.
You know what? She's having a photo shoot
You know what? With you speaking on Kairo,
You know, God didn't bless me with basketball.
You know, I love a good Google.
You know, I never really put it on like that
You know, oh, sh .
You know, since you guys are the married ones.
You know, we know just as much as you,
You know, you don't do this, honey.
You leave for months.
You like it? Yeah.
You literally go past closet
You look beautiful. How are you?
You look god.
You look good.
You look good.
You look gorgeous. I'm like, was this on purpose?
You look sexy.
You look so good.
You look so handsome. Crispy clean.
You look well rested. [laughing]
You love me? Always.
You mean, like, the burrow?
You might be able to put an elevator here, though.
You need him to take ownership for something.
You need to, like, step in and go
You own a used Rolls Royce.
You put your hand in somebody's face,
You ready for dessert?
You ready for this? My wig is on tight.
You repeated what he said about me.
You said that what should you do?
You said, lately, you and his sex life
You say I bought a used Rolls Royce?
You see Brooklyn?
You see this, Deucey?
You see why you can't leave me?
You sent a text. I mean, at least,
You should be out here.
You smell it. Come on.
You still have Like I want the one
You trippin'.
You wanna color with mommy?
You wanna do some tea? Or somethin'?
You want me to check on a flight for you?
You want somethin' to drink?
You want to put the food in big things
You want us to walk around tomorrow with
You were having some body issues,
You were in a hotel with a white refrigerator.
You were just in my room earlier,
You were just in my room earlier.
You were just like, "You can write the theme song,
You weren't paying attention.
You weren't the only who had your own space.
You you're you're you're not you're you're not really sorry.
You'll just give me shoes or something?
You'll not make Make formula?
You're a princess today. Yes.
You're always gonna get classic Drew
You're always living in the moment
You're always living in the moment
You're always living in the moment
You're always living in the moment
You're always living in the moment
You're always living in the moment
You're asking 50 damn questions.
You're being phony! I'm being Sanya!
You're crazy.
You're doing so good. You're so strong.
You're done. You're done. Yeah, I'm done done.
You're full of sh , Kenya.
You're gonna mess up my hair.
You're mad at me?
You're mad at me? Of all these girls,
You're making me really feel like I'm crazy,
You're not as successful.
You're not gonna sit here
You're not helping to do nothing.
You're not worried that he would be out,
You're revisionist history.
You're right. I'm gonna calm down.
You're sitting over here talking about
You're so beautiful.
You're the only one that's sending cash out
You're welcome, baby. One thing I will say,
You're welcome.
Your hands will get you a beat down.
Your name Kandi? [laughter]
Your son is on 1,000 this morning.
Yuh betta can cook. That's hilarious.
...and I am trying not to cry.
...balls in mouth.
'cause Drew don't want none of this.
'cause Drew don't want none of this.
'cause I always know what I want,
'cause I did not know marriage would be so much work.
'cause I didn't I didn't solve the problem.
'cause I don't know you, and so I just
'cause I don't wanna be another thing pulling at her.
'cause I feel like you don't, like
'cause I feel like you don't, like
'Cause I felt like that was a whole situation.
'cause I gotta get the kids from school.
'cause I guess there was a text.
'cause I like sweet.
'cause I really didn't mean to.
'cause I wanna get it straight with her.
'Cause I was like, okay, I'm gonna put these heels on,
'cause I would get my money. [laughing]
'cause I'm sick, and I don't want you to get sick!
'cause I'm sick, and I don't want you to get sick.
'cause I'm, like, I don't wanna ruin the night.
'cause it will be nice and easygoing.
'cause it's not working anymore. Like...
'cause of my homeboy here.
'cause she wasn't feeling well.
'cause the bitch is beat to the Gods.
'cause then she would've been crying.
'cause they're asking me questions
'cause Todd ain't even as freaky as Kandi.
'Cause Todd ain't even as freaky as Kandi.
'cause we don't know who is lyin'.
'cause when I come back Hold on. This is Javi.
'Cause you know what? If the sh switched tomorrow,
'Cause you see this is a very one sided conversation here.
'cause you're my boy. Yeah.
'cause you're so used to getting the attention.
'cause your bitch ass can't move in yet.
"...and it is mandatory
"A person exhibiting extreme symptoms of wild behavior,
"and you can be in it, but I don't want you to be
"as a token of my appreciation...
"Dancing with the Stars," darling. Yes!
"gotten that massage," whatever, like that.
"Hey, Kenya had me bring a cake and cupcakes."
"Hey, my back is really hurting,"
"Hey, what you doin'?" Like nothing happened.
"Husband and I have more scoop on him, too."
"I don't think my shoot is the right place,
"I had dated a billionaire."
"I think that you and I need to talk.
"I was Miss USA, and I have Kenya Moore."
"I'll come to your house and give you a massage."
"I'm a guy" means that if you come over here
"I'm here for you, from Dior to Chanel.
"I'm known for fashion and money!"
"I've heard so much about y'all."
"Kandi sucked dick in locker room."
"Kandi sucked dick in locker room."
"Kandi sucked dick in locker room."
"Let him do his thing.
"Let his son..." Todd, one; Kandi, zero.
"Mama, I know he stood me up from meeting you,
"Man, like, you shoulda gotten a massage,"
"Monyetta says she's all natural,
"my back is really hurting," and she was like,
"Oh, I could come give you a massage."
"Oh, I should've gave you the massage,"
"Oh, my God, I've heard so much about you,"
"Oh, patty, patty, patty."
"Okay, am I tripping?" Right.
"sent for my baby, I will. I'm here, if you need me."
"so we should connect again after."
"So, I couldn't order on Le'Archive."
"Someone doesn't pay their assistant."
"that they go to lose the weight."
"that you bring this with you on the trip."
"the executive producer on this."
"The page you are looking for was not found."
"Thoughts of a Colored Man."
"To whom it may concern, if I want to, I will.
"To Whom it May Concern, if I want to, I will."
"Well well, where do I fit?"
"Well, if I gotta go under, can we just fix everything?"
"Well, now I know for next time."
"Where you from?" I always say, uh, Atlanta.
"Wow, I remember my first homecoming.
"Yo, I could come give you a massage,"
"You know, I didn't do it.
(BLEEP). (BLEEP)?
[applause] Yeah.
[bell dings]
[blows noisemaker]
[burping] You hear him?
[busy signal]
[busy signal]
[buzzer sounds, bell dinging]
[buzzer sounds]
[buzzing]
[buzzing]
[buzzing]
[buzzing] Who is doing that?
[cellphone ringing]
[cellphone ringing] What's up, diva!
[chanting, "Kandi!"]
[cheering] Have a good birthday.
[cheering] Yeah, Kandi!
[cheers and applause]
[cheers and applause] Say, "Happy birthday."
[chuckling]
[chuckling] No.
[coughing]
[doorbell ringing] Oh, sh .
[doorbell rings]
[doorbell rings] Oh, my god, sh .
[gasps, screams]
[gasps, screams]
[gasps]
[gasps] Oh, this looks phenomenal.
[gasps] Oh, my God.
[groaning]
[groans]
[groans]
[indistinct conversation] That's it.
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[laughing] Come, ladies.
[laughing] Every time I open my door
[laughing] Hi.
[laughing] I can go.
[laughing] I didn't do that.
[laughing] I mean,
[laughing] I'm sure you're the expert,
[laughing] Look at Kandi rollin' her eyes.
[laughing] My closet
[laughing] No, I said a guy.
[laughing] No, it's not at my house.
[laughing] No, no, no, no, no.
[laughing] No, that don't count.
[laughing] Okay, okay, good. Yes.
[laughing] Okay, okay.
[laughing] So, wait, give me an update.
[laughing] That's Marlo.
[laughing] Well, thanks a lot.
[laughing] What are you doing?
[laughing] What's going on?
[laughing] What's up, Drew?
[laughing] You have me blocked.
[laughing] Grandma, please don't.
[laughing] I wanna have
[laughing] Lady in red, I like that.
[laughing] My name is Ginger.
[laughing] What do you have?
[laughing] You sleep good?
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[overlapped chatter, laughter]
[overlapping chatter]
[phone buzzing] Yo, who's doing that?
[phone dings, vibrates]
[phone dings, vibrates] Damn, I thought that was my phone.
[phone ringing]
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[phone ringing] Hold on. Sanya is calling me.
[phone ringing] Please leave your message.
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[sighs]
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[sighs] T baller.
[sighs] I gotta call somebody
[slurping]
[speaking gibberish]
[whip cracking]
[whip cracking]
[whip cracking] Who is this?
[whirring]
* 'cause I want you to watch me *
* 'cause our parties never end *
* [indistinct] who you rolling with *
* all the fellas trying to holler *
* and no interruptions I just want make a ruckus *
* Baby baby baby baby you're making me shiver *
* baby baby baby baby you're making me shiver *
* bright like a poppy *
* but we really have to function *
* Catch me in the city house of Diddy *
* Chill chill chill chill *
* Chill chill chill chill *
* doing what I do best *
* don't make a fuss don't wanna discuss *
* Drip hard on 'em *
* drip hard on 'em *
* Every time I walk in all eyes on me *
* Get your edges back today *
* Gettin' to the money gettin' to the money *
* Gonna rock it with Jeff Bezos *
* got the juice got the sauce *
* happy birthday to Brooklyn * [crying]
* happy birthday to you *
* Happy birthday to you *
* happy birthday to you * [laughing]
* I ain't trippin' on them millions *
* I ain't trippin' on them millions *
* I do what I want for what I want *
* I don't got 'em *
* I got stacks and stacks to the moon *
* I gotta bag baby where are we goin' *
* I keep my money stacked *
* I'll be *
* I'll be gettin' to the bag gettin' to the bag *
* I'll drive past your house *
* I'm a billionaire *
* I'm a billionaire *
* I'm gonna dye my hair red *
* I'm the one you want *
* limos on the ground private planes in the air *
* Lord have his mercy *
* make your heart jump out your chest *
* pick the destination and we're goin' *
* Struttin' in my high heels poppin' my collar *
* That next level *
* that next level *
* This is somethin' you ain't ready for *
* Welcome to the high life *
* What problems *
* Where you going girl *
* with my friends keep them bottles poppin' *
* yeah everything I do is big *
* you ain't gotta go to work real hard on 'em *
* You be countin' pesos *
* you know that's why I did it *
♪ and the money keep on comin' ♪
♪ are you ready
♪ Are you ready
♪ Are you ready
♪ Baby I can show you how to elevate ♪
♪ but it's really nice to meet you ♪
♪ but it's really nice to meet you ♪
♪ getting it done
♪ I ain't tripping on the millions I'm a billionaire ♪
♪ I ain't tripping on the millions I'm a billionaire ♪
♪ I do what I want I don't really care 'cause ♪
♪ I'm a beast turn nothin' into somethin' ♪
♪ I'm elite baby I'm elite ♪
♪ I'm elite baby I'm elite ♪
♪ limos on the ground private planes in the air ♪
♪ Never stop we're ready to work work ♪
♪ so I'm don't really need ya ♪
♪ Time for me to ride time for me to go ♪
♪ time for me to shine time for me ♪
♪ We go hard yep we go hard ♪
♪ yeah I'm on the rise
♪ yeah I'm on the rise
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$250 apiece. Five hundred dollars?
$40,000 is gonna be nothing.
14. 14.
14. Oh.
14. Who is in the lead, now?
100 with Drew. And then you get a tummy tuck
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