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Gran Torino (2008)

Gran Torino (2008)

Gran Torino is a powerful American drama film directed by Clint Eastwood, released in 2008. Eastwood also stars in the film, portraying an aging Korean War veteran named Walt Kowalski. With a thought-provoking story and stellar performances from the cast, the movie touches on themes of cultural clashes, redemption, and the power of friendship.

In Gran Torino, Walt Kowalski is a grumpy and racist curmudgeon, disillusioned by the changing neighborhood around him. When a gang of Hmong teenagers attempts to steal his prized possession, a 1972 Gran Torino, Walt takes matters into his own hands and becomes an unexpected hero.

The film showcases the remarkable acting skills of Clint Eastwood. His portrayal of Walt is raw and authentic, exhibiting the internal struggle of a man attempting to reconcile with his own prejudices. Eastwood demonstrates incredible range, seamlessly switching from gritty toughness to vulnerability as the story unfolds.

Bee Vang plays the role of Thao Vang Lor, a young Hmong boy who seeks Walt's guidance and eventually forms an unconventional friendship with him. The camaraderie that develops between Walt and Thao is both endearing and heartwarming, as they defy societal expectations and learn valuable lessons from one another.

Ahney Her delivers a poignant performance as Sue Lor, Thao's outspoken sister. Her character challenges both Walt and the audience's perceptions of the Hmong community and serves as a catalyst for change. Gerard Brown, Brian Haley, and John Carroll Lynch also excel in their supporting roles, adding depth and authenticity to the narrative.

Gran Torino not only captivates viewers with its compelling story and exceptional performances but also with its beautiful soundtrack. Jamie Cullum's rendition of the title track, "Gran Torino," perfectly complements the emotions experienced throughout the movie. Accompanied by a captivating piano melody, Cullum's smooth vocals evoke a sense of melancholy and reflection.

If you are intrigued by the powerful subject matter of Gran Torino (2008) and would like to immerse yourself further in its world, you can easily access and enjoy the movie's sounds. Playing and downloading these sounds is a simple and accessible process, allowing you to revisit the film's impactful moments and relive the powerful performances of the cast at any time.

In conclusion, Gran Torino is an exceptional film that delves into deep themes while showcasing the incredible talent of Clint Eastwood and the rest of the cast. The story challenges preconceived notions and highlights the potential for growth and redemption even in the most unexpected circumstances. So, whether you are a fan of poignant dramas or simply appreciate thought-provoking cinema, Gran Torino is a film that should not be missed.

A lot of people in this house are very traditional.
A lot of people showed up after the service.
A Polack and a chink.
About how you carry around all the horrible things you were forced to do...
About stronger men than me reaching their salvation.
About what you said.
After all, it is my birthday.
Ain't she sweet.
Ain't shit going on.
All finished. Ten dollars American.
All of a sudden, I'm the bad guy in this.
All right, what's on your mind?
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. Go get the ladder out of the garage.
All right. Here's the deal. You stay away from Thao, understand?
All right. Let's get a booth.
All right. Let's go in.
All right. Okay.
All right. Tomorrow, come on.
All right. What are you good at?
All right. You take the top, and I'll push.
All the Americans have moved out of this neighborhood.
And a man can tell a lot by your handshake.
And come on back now.
And have some respect, zipperhead. We're in mourning here.
And I confess that I have no desire...
And I got something I wanna show you. Come on.
And I sleep like a baby. You can count on that.
And I think you ought to date Miss Yum Yum too.
And it ain't rocket science, for chrissake.
And it never ends. What happened to your knuckles anyways?
And some may ask, "What is death?
And Thao. And even Thao isn't bugging me.
And the goddamn prick at the shop wants to bend me over for 2 100.
And then I even fixed a door that hadn't even broken yet.
And what about life?
And what about that goofball guy you were with?
And what is life? What is this thing we call life?"
And what? Kill that cousin of yours and the rest of those zips?
And what's that, some sort of a witch doctor or something?
And when the Americans quit, the Communists started killing all the Hmong.
And you know why? Because you're a big, fat pussy.
And you?
And you'll need one of these. Here.
And you're right about one thing.
And, boy, did I learn.
And, I don't know, you're here all alone.
Any man worth his salt can do half of the household chores...
Any swamp rats in there?
Anything else you need, you just borrow it, that's all.
Anything new with the old neighborhood?
Are you fucking crazy? Go back in the house.
Are you going to retaliate for what happened to Sue?
Are you gone completely deaf or something?
Are you gonna give me a confession or not?
Are you kidding? He tried to steal my car.
Aren't you supposed to cook me some Chinese food, huh?
Ashley, why don't you go help Grandpa Walt with the chairs?
At least they were smart enough to not come.
Back in the day, everybody used to wanna beat me up.
Be patient, once he's older, he will be the man of the house.
Because I'm going to state next year...
Because it was either he or you or someone who ****d one of their own family.
Because the Lord is the sweetness....
Because unlike you, I'm not useless, and I maintain my own property.
Because when I vouch for somebody, that means I've given my word.
Because you know what? I'll take it.
Because....
Been shredding us up pretty good.
Being ordered to kill.
Besides, we ain't in Humong.
Bite it, stupid.
Bitter in the pain it causes the deceased and their families.
Bitter in the pain, sweet in the salvation.
Blame the Lutherans. They brought us over here.
Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
Boy, does my ass hurt from all the guys at my construction job.
Bring that little tight ass over here. Come here, girl. Don't be shy.
Busy, huh?
But now, nobody wanna fuck with me.
But she made me promise I'd keep an extra sharp eye on you.
But that's what you said. That what you said men say.
But the food does look good. Smells good too.
But what about that dimwit brother of yours?
But you, you know, you're letting Click Clack, Ding Dong, and Charlie Chan...
But you, you let her just walk right out with the Three Stooges.
But you're a good man, Wally.
But you're wrong about something else.
But, I don't know, we were thinking about the house.
Bye bye, sweetheart. Take it easy. Her name is Daisy.
Bye bye.
Call me a whore and a bitch in the same sentence.
Call me bro again, man, I'll bite your motherfucking face off.
Call me Walt.
Calm? You want me to be calm?
Can't even tone it down for Mom's funeral.
Can't I just come hang out with my little cousin?
Certainly better than beef jerky, I'll tell you.
Chill with us, man.
Christ all Friday.
Christ.
Come back here at 4. All right?
Come home, spirit and soul, come home.
Come on over and get something to eat. We've got beer too.
Come on, chill with us.
Come on, get in the car! Thao, what the fuck? Get in!
Come on, girl.
Come on, ladies.
Come on, man, let's go. We got the gun, man.
Come on, man. We gonna give you another shot, man.
Come on, man. We just bailed your ass out, dog!
Come on, Thao, man. You need a big coz to take care of you, man.
Come on, you glutton.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. We're coz, right? We're family.
Come on. Come on.
Come on. You told me not to leave you alone.
Come with me.
Cool, I found a medal. Look at this.
Cool. Here. You'll need something like that.
Course, I have to make a little adjustment and man you up a little bit.
Cowards.
Crazy motherfucker, man. What's wrong with him, man?
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Dad
Damn all this.
Damn barbarians.
Damn, Padre, you are persistent, aren't you?
Death is bittersweet.
Death is often a bittersweet occasion to us Catholics.
Did you hear me? I said, get off my lawn now.
Did you see the way he looked at the truck?
Didn't you hear what I just said? I saw you cough up blood.
Do you a little good.
Dog, we just bailed your ass out, dog. Come on, dog, get the fuck in here.
Don't "Yeah, yeah" me. Just say, "Yes, sir," and, "I'll do my best."
Don't blow this.
Don't get your hands dirty, man.
Don't give me any ideas, now.
Don't lay down, either. Just look them straight in the eye.
Don't worry. I'm gonna take real good care of her.
Don't you think he's gonna get in trouble, all by himself in the old neighborhood?
Dorothy mentioned specifically that it was her desire for you to go to confession.
Dorothy was in the other room with the other wives.
Dr. Feldman retired three years ago. I'm his replacement, Dr. Chu.
Dude, man, take this shit off. Come on.
Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while...
Every time I look at somebody, they look at the ground.
Everybody blames the Lutherans.
Everything has a job to do.
Excuse me, sir. I need a haircut, if you ain't too busy.
Extraordinary events culminate in what might seem to be an anticlimax.
Fantastic. Well, you ladies are wonderful.
Father, Son, Holy Spirit.
Father. Spirit.
Fine, everybody's great. Doing fine.
Fine. Good. How about Karen and the kids?
Fine. I'm fine.
First Cavalry. I've had it since '51 .
For that, they gave me a Silver Star. Here it is.
Forget it, man. Let's go, dude. Fuck his ass.
Fuck me.
Fuck the fruitcake. How about you just hand over them keys to that Gran Torino?
Fuck you think you at?
Fuck, man, why y'all didn't fucking do nothing?
Fuck, man? Get in!
Fucking slopes, man, everywhere you look, man.
Funny.
Funny. I told you, we only eat cats.
Get in the truck.
Get me another beer, dragon lady. This one's empty.
Get off my lawn.
Get out of my shop before I blow your head off...
Get out of my way.
Get them the fuck out of here. Get them out of here.
Get up. Get off my lawn.
Get your ass out of here, okay?
Get your ass over there.
Give me that, man. Give me that.
Go ahead and close this up.
Go ahead. I don't care if you insult me or say racist things.
God loves you and forgives you, and I absolve you of all your sins.
God, I've got more in common with these gooks...
God, that gets so old.
Goddamn kids have more sense than we do.
Gonna fix the shoulder.
Good afternoon, Walt.
Good day, puss cake.
Good. Go in my garage and get it.
Got married, had a family.
Grabbed me a couple days ago, right after I got off work.
Grandpa says he wants to know...
Grandpa Walt, would you like some help with this?
Great to see you.
Great. Smooth sailing.
Ha, ha, ha.
Ha, ha. Very funny, Wally.
Hail Mary, full of grace.
Hanging around a neighborhood like that's a fast way to get you in the obituaries.
Happy birthday.
Haven't seen you in a few days. Where you been?
He didn't even have a gun on him.
He does whatever his sister orders him to do.
He doesn't have any real role models in his life.
He expects his granddaughter to dress a little more modestly.
He just doesn't know which direction to go in.
He left without me. He went to Smokie's without me.
He put his finger at us.
He says that people do not respect you. They don't even wanna look at you.
He says the way you live, your food has no flavor.
He says you have no happiness in your life. It's like you're not at peace.
He was really hard on us, really traditional, and really old school.
He went for his lighter and they shot him.
He would like to read you. It'd be rude not to allow him this.
He'll do anything you need him for.
He's my friend.
He's sitting out there right now, staring at your front door.
He's the Lor family shaman.
He's the one who tried to steal my car.
Hell, yeah. 1972 Gran Torino, fastback.
Hello.
Help your little bro do this gardening.
Help yourself, there, Walt. You dumb Polack.
Here it is.
Here we are. You can use one of these.
Here you go. How about that, Daisy?
Here?
Here. I want you to have it.
Here's the deal. I take the top because that's the heaviest.
Here's the pitch. And a strike.
Hey, chinito, hey, if you was in the pen...
Hey, Dad.
Hey, did you hear him? Step back.
Hey, dog, check this out.
Hey, Father J.
Hey, girl. Come on.
Hey, it's my last day. So, what else do you have for me to do?
Hey, Kennedy, you drunken Irish goon. How the hell are you?
Hey, Mrs. V. Here, let me help you with those.
Hey, so how old is you anyways?
Hey, Thao.
Hey, Walt.
Hey, what are all you fish heads looking at anyway?
Hey, what's up?
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Get off me.
Hey. Shh.
Hey. You wanna roll with us, man? Come on.
Hi there, Walt.
Hi, Mel. Hey there, Darrell.
Hi, Mitch, it's It's me, your dad.
Hill people. We were hill people. Not jungle people. Booga booga booga.
Hmong girls over here fit in better.
Hmong people believe that the soul resides on the head, so don't do that.
Hmong people come from different parts of Laos, Thailand, and China.
Holy Spirit.
Honey, come here. Okay, well, your dad is driving me crazy.
Horrible things, but things I'll live with.
How about that?
How about that?
How could he ever become the man of the house?
How do you want your dog? I mean, steak?
How long do I have you for?
How long has it been since your last confession?
How many men did you kill in Korea?
How many swamp rats can you get in one room?
How much longer do we have to stay?
How much?
How you doing, Martin, you crazy Italian prick?
Huh?
Huh?
I did everything I could possibly do, but they broke some of your tools.
I didn't pay the taxes. It's the same as stealing.
I do work with some of the Hmong gangs...
I don't even want him on my property. I thought we went over all that.
I don't know about that. I think
I don't know them. I didn't know how.
I don't know.
I don't know...
I don't suppose your Guinea hands are steady enough to do a straight shave?
I feel that this would be the best way to go about...
I got nothing to say to you, shrimp dick midget like you.
I gotta know what you can do.
I haven't seen you in church.
I just I kept a bunch of jabbering gooks off of my lawn, that's all.
I knew really nothing about life or death until I got to know Walt.
I knew this was gonna happen.
I knew you were a dipshit the first time I ever saw you...
I know a lot. I lived for almost three years in Korea with it.
I know exactly what I'm talking about.
I know people in the trades.
I know you don't wanna hear this, but now's the time to stay calm.
I know you're close with these people, but this pisses me off too, Mr. Kowalski.
I know, but I've always wondered about it. That's unless you're too busy.
I know, but this'll save me money putting an ad in the paper.
I know. I know. Take it easy.
I like your sandals too.
I may not be the most pleasant person to be around...
I mean, there's just so much shit packed in here.
I never knew you had a cool old car.
I offer clothing to protect this child's flesh.
I offer food to nurture this child's body.
I promised your wife I'd get you to go to confession.
I promised your wife.
I pull on that, and you stand right back here...
I put the steering column in this Gran Torino...
I replaced the tranny in my Tahoe, and the sons of bitches fucked me hard.
I said, don't worry about it. Okay? It's not your problem.
I said, step back.
I see that Walt drove you here. You got a vehicle?
I shot him in the face with that rifle you were holding in there a while ago.
I slipped in the shower. No big problem.
I talked with her. Yeah.
I think we should go into the other room. Sorry.
I thought you Asian girls were supposed to be smart.
I told her I watch over my flock.
I told you I'm not going to confession.
I took Sue to the hospital.
I want my daughter to find another husband.
I was always hoping you'd die...
I was the only one that came back that day.
I wish I could help, Dad, but I gotta get the kids home.
I wish our father would've been more like you.
I work in the Ford factory for 50 years, and he's out selling Japanese cars.
I worked at it. It was the best thing that ever happened to me.
I'd come over here and talk to you, I guess.
I'd like to think I know a lot. I'm a priest.
I'd look down too, if I was you.
I'd love one.
I'd love to, Walt, but he beat you to it.
I'd wanna stand shoulder to shoulder with you and kill those guys.
I'll be back. Now, don't let anything go away.
I'll call you, see how you're doing.
I'll go down in the basement and get some chairs.
I'll have a Pabst and a shot of Jack and whatever he's having.
I'll take that as a yes. If I have to come back here...
I'm begging you to stay.
I'm coming home from work.
I'm feeling good. You know, I got beautiful women, great food.
I'm going over to that house today, Mr. Kowalski.
I'm here because you needed help. So it's either top or I'm out of here.
I'm just so brokenhearted.
I'm not a friend of yours, so why do you insist on calling me Walt?
I'm not a good man.
I'm not the one who tried to steal. Don't you forget that.
I'm real sorry about Dorothy, Walt.
I'm simply reading it the way it was written.
I'm sorry.
I'm telling you, if we're not here, there will be bloodshed.
I'm tired of having it sit around down in the basement there.
I'm tired of looking at it the last three years.
I've been called a lot of things, but never funny.
I've been thinking about our conversation on life and death.
If he doesn't wanna do it, then let's just go.
If I was Thao, I guess I'd want vengeance.
If she married again there would be a man in the house.
If they don't listen, tell them you don't wanna see them anymore.
If you can refrain from doing any of that, it's yours."
If you don't let me take the top, I ain't helping.
If you need any extra tools, you just let me know.
If you're gonna work for me, I gotta know what you're good at.
In fact, speaking of busy, I got a lot on my plate right now...
In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.
In the war, we just lost a lot of friends, but you're kind of set for it.
Instead you just keep hanging around like the doo wop dago you are.
Is everybody all right?
Is it the end?
Is it your ancient Cub Scout emblem?
Is that a date or something?
Is that so?
Is this that chicken dumpling thing you brought the other ?
Is you ? Is you a boy or is you a girl, man? I can't tell.
It is. And every other day until you see the folly in what you're planning.
It just happened.
It just looks like hell.
It must be a hundred degrees in here. Why don't you turn on the fan?
It runs like a clock, though. They just don't make them like this anymore.
It seems it would do you good to unload some of that burden.
It was a little wobbly, but that should fix it.
It's "Take your crude come on to every woman who walks past...
It's a cultural thing. It expresses embarrassment or insecurity.
It's a great honor.
It's a phone.
It's a Vietnam thing. We fought on your side.
It's all good, bro.
It's all right, it's all right, it's all right. Where's grandma?
It's always rice burner this, Jap burner that, you know?
It's been 10 bucks for the last five years, you hard nosed, Polack son of a bitch.
It's gonna take about one hour.
It's inevitable.
It's just, I can't afford to buy all this stuff.
It's nice of you to look after him like this.
It's not that they're laughing at you or anything.
It's not Toad, it's Thao. My name is Thao.
It's okay, I can move down.
It's the first time I've ever smoked in the house.
It's very important that you accept, and it would be an insult if you refuse.
It's your number one son, Mitch.
Jeez. That's another thing, Dad. You really should get rid of the coffin nails.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus, Joseph, and Mary, these Hmong broads are like badgers.
Jesus, Lord Almighty, knock it off.
Jesus.
Jesus. I should've blown his head off when I had the chance.
Jesus. Polarski would roll over in his grave if he could see his lawn now.
Just a gang, a bunch of Hmong gangbangers.
Just don't let it slip out of your little girl hands and crush me.
Just got word from my sergeant. We're pulling the plug.
Just hanging out.
Just talk about people who are not in the room.
Karen's right, Dad. You've worked hard your whole life.
Keep the change. That's just in case you hit my jugular.
Keep your ass right here.
Kids, want the radio on? Anyone wanna listen to some music? Good.
Kill you to buy American? Jesus.
Killing to save yourself, killing to save others.
Kor Khue's interested in you. He heard what you did.
Koski?
Let a man enjoy himself, would you, girl?
Let me tell you something, boy.
Let yourself in. Your brother's in the basement. I gotta go.
Life and death.
Life and death. What the hell do you know about life and death?
Like a real man.
Like what?
Like what? Take a limo?
Listen, old man, you don't wanna fuck with me.
Live a good life and grow old.
Look at him washing dishes.
Look at me when I talk to you, homes!
Look at the way the old man glared at Ashley.
Look, a brother to Spider is a brother to me. Come on.
Look, dog, I been there, done it, and I seen it, man.
Look, I appreciate the kindness you've shown to my wife.
Look, I need you to watch my dog.
Look, I'm just kidding, zip. I mean, you could get a job.
Look, I'm not crippled. I've got the top.
Look, I'm stuck here...
Look, my family is very traditional...
Look, now, Yum Yum, if he doesn't ask you out...
Look, she's going, man. Come on.
Look, you've come a long way. I'm proud to say that you're my friend...
Look. You've broken Daddy's gnome.
Look...
Man, fuck it. Hey.
Man, let's go down there and see what the fuck they doing over there.
Man, look at this. Look at this, Monk. Check this out.
Man, take this bitch.
Man, where'd you get all this stuff?
Man, you fucking crazy, man. Get out of here, man.
Maybe it's time you started thinking about, you know, taking it easier.
Maybe so, Father.
Maybe so.
Me. I've got a light.
Men at war who were ordered to do appalling things...
Mingle? We're mingling right here.
Mm.
Morning? It's after 1 in the afternoon, it's not morning.
Mouthy little bitch.
Mr. Kowalski, that's my name.
Mr. Kowalski?
Mr. Kowalski? Good morning. I looked over your paperwork...
Mr. Tough Guy out for blood all of a sudden?
MRS. V. That was too heavy for the bag.
My friends and I were just wondering what you're doing here.
My Gran Torino?
My head gasket cracked.
My mom said he dishonored the family and now he has to work off his debt.
My name?
My oldest son is in sales.
Nice.
No more, please. I
No more. What ?
No one can say we didn't try.
No one's talking.
No problem. Thank you.
No way.
No, Dad, I'm just calling to see how you're doing. Just....
No, he flies solo, man. You wanna do something?
No, he isn't. He's not gonna work for me.
No, I bit my tongue. It's nothing.
No, I just came down to talk to Walt, if that's okay.
No, I'm fine right here.
No, I'm kidding, you moron. Come on, you can be my special guest.
No, no, I've got the top.
No, no, no.
No, no. No, no, no. Come on, no more. No more.
No, Walt. I'll be okay.
No, you can't take the bus.
No.
No.
No. Don't let me down, Walt. Not you.
No. I really do. Thank you.
No. No more.
No. No, not at all.
No. Wait! Walt! Walt!
No. You probably just painted your nails.
Not a day goes by that I don't think about it, and you don't want that on your soul.
Not at the moment. Taking the bus for now.
Not if I see you first, dipshit.
Not that I give two shits about a toad like you.
Not that you guys would know much about that.
Nothing, huh? I just saw you coughed up blood.
Nothing, never mind.
Nothing. Just going down to Corner Spot, you know? Get some CDs.
Nothing. What?
Now close it up.
Now go home and you stay calm.
Now go on out and come back in, and talk to him like a man.
Now it's time to knock the shit out of those pricks.
Now that you've done your good deed, why don't you take off down the road?
Now that you've spoken your piece...
Now you're just gonna learn how guys talk.
Now, get in the truck.
Now, go ahead and pull those pistols like miniature cowboys.
Now, I got blood on my hands. I'm soiled.
Now, I just want to be left alone. Thank you.
Now, listen to me. We gotta plan this, and plan it very carefully.
Now, okay, I want you to turn around and go outside...
Now, this is what I'm looking for. Here, tool belt.
Now, what the fuck y'all come down here for?
Now, which brings us to our last item, and again...
Now, why would you do that?
Now, you know I'm the right man for this job.
Number one, never touch a Hmong person on their head, not even a child.
Of course. Right to the stereotype thesaurus.
Officer Chang! Get those people back.
Oh, all right.
Oh, forever.
Oh, God.
Oh, good, more fucking rice ******s.
Oh, great.
Oh, great. Another asshole who has a fetish for Asian girls?
Oh, he's a pussy kid from next door. I'm just trying to man him up a little bit.
Oh, I am at peace.
Oh, I had a piece of cake and a little beef jerky.
Oh, I've got one.
Oh, lastly...
Oh, Lord Jesus. What have you done?
Oh, nothing. Nothing much, really.
Oh, please.
Oh, really? And what's that?
Oh, right. Afternoon, then.
Oh, shit. What's your name, girl?
Oh, spirit of this child...
Oh, thank you. I just I got it.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Saving face.
Oh, you are old. So cool.
Oh, you fuck.
Okay, come on in on Monday, and we'll find something for you to do.
Okay, so, what's that?
Okay, this is the kid I was telling you about.
Okay?
Okay?
Okay? Just turn around and go.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. 25 bucks and it's yours.
Okay. Cool.
Okay. Hey.
Okay. It was nice talking to you, Dad. Thanks for calling.
One thing about the Hmong, they keep their mouths shut.
One, two....
Only for guy talk.
Or is it the beginning?
Perfect.
Please, it's important.
Put a chain on that whore and yank that motherfucker.
Really, I'll take the top. It looks heavy.
Really?
Really? No kidding. Dinner and a movie or what?
Relax, zipperhead. I'm not gonna shoot you.
Right out of the rookie preacher's handbook.
Right. Mr. Kowalski.
Right. Or my old lady bitches for two goddamn hours...
Sales, huh?
Say 10 "Hail Marys" and five "Our Fathers."
Says who? You?
Second chances come your way.
See, he called you bro, Duke.
Sell it, I guess.
She asked that I watch over you when she passed on.
She likes you, you know? Though I don't know why.
She said she couldn't remember the last time you went.
She was a real peach.
She was very insistent. She made me.
She's been looking at you all day, stupid.
She's scared. They're all scared.
Shit, man.
Shit.
Shut up, pussy.
Shut up, shut up, shut up!
Shut your fucking face.
Since everything could go downhill after that.
Sit down.
Smashing's my job, man.
So here's where my flock congregates when they're not in church.
So I want you to go home and stay calm...
So it's true. You got a job.
So we came over here.
So where are you guys from?
So which one's mine?
So why don't you call me this weekend?
So you can reach stuff. You know, it makes things a lot easier.
So, what are you gonna do with it?
So, what are you gonna do, Mr. Kowalski?
So, what do I have to do?
So, what do we got here, Walt?
So, what do you do?
So, what do you have for me today? You want me to watch paint dry?
So, what do you want to do with your life, kid?
So, what do you want?
So, what's that emblem supposed to mean anyway?
So...
So...
Some Hmong people tend to smile or grin when they're yelled at.
Someone could have been killed. We're talking life and death here.
Son of a bitch, I just got my brakes fixed, and those sons of bitches really nailed me.
Son of a bitch, I never thought he'd show.
Son of a bitch.
Son of a bitch. Kicking us out on his birthday.
Sorry, Father, we have to go.
Sorry. Mr. Kowalski.
Sort of bitter in its pain, but sweet in its salvation.
Sounds like you know a lot more about death than you do living.
Spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch.
Spider told me that our boy next door got a bad ass whip.
Spider? Is that what he just called you, Fong?
Spider.
Stand aside.
Stay right there. Stay right there.
Stop. Let go.
Straight shave? You've never asked for a straight shave.
Stronger men than you.
Stuff I'll remember till the day I die.
Sue. Over here. Over here.
Sure.
Sweet to those of us who know the salvation that awaits.
Take care, now.
Take it easy. Take it easy.
Take the day off. You've done enough.
Take these three items, right here. You can have this.
Thank you very much, but I have to go now. I have to go now.
Thank you, Padre.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks for coming, Al.
Thanks for the ride.
Thanks.
Thanks. Yeah.
Thao is here to make amends. He's here to work for you.
Thao wants to say something.
Thao, especially.
Thao, this is Tim Kennedy. He's the super on this job.
Thao!
Thao.
Thao's got not one second for you.
That old hag hates my ass.
That should be the last of them.
That's a tack hammer. You can't fool me, kid.
That's foolish. That's the exact reaction they're waiting for.
That's it?
That's it? It's bothered me most of my life.
That's it. Got it?
That's me.
That's not good. You should really see a doctor.
That's the way it might be tonight.
That's what I do. And I'm going it alone.
That's what you know about life and death, and it's pathetic.
That's why I'm going it alone tonight.
That's why they look away when you look at them.
That's why you have to turn to the Lord.
The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of here."
The bus. Jesus Christ, you don't have a car?
The child is blessed with a mother and father.
The doctor will see you now. Thank you.
The downstairs one kind of died.
The girls go to college, and the boys go to jail.
The hell we won't. We're gonna roll up in there and tear some ass.
The hell with him. You know what we should've done?
The keys to my house are under the ceramic turtle on the porch.
The man worked at Ford all those years.
The only reason I went was because of her.
The only thing worse is getting a medal...
The place is falling apart.
The point is that there's nothing anyone can do that won't disappoint the old man.
The police finally left.
The thing that haunts a man the most is what he isn't ordered to do.
There. You finally look like a human being again.
There's a Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar.
There's always a chance you don't come back.
There's nothing wrong with making things less hard on yourself.
There's snow on the ground six months out of the year.
There's some in the chest right over there behind you.
These guys will be locked up for a long time.
These places are nothing like what you'd think they'd be.
They fucking with you? Man, fuck you, homeboy!
They have wonderful stores. You can buy new shoes.
They really are. Yeah.
They take care of everything. They'll clean up. They're really nice.
They think you are. That's why they keep bringing you gifts.
They were gonna take me away.
They were kind of pissed that I blew my first initiation.
They're all to use if necessary.
They're really nice. They really are. These are top notch, like, resorts.
Things done during war are terrible.
This crazy motherfucker, man. What's wrong with him, man?
This fucker. He had that cannon in your fucking face.
This ghetto is a dead zone for my cell, and I'm bored.
This is from me.
This is gonna end today.
This is my mom, Vu, I'm Sue, and that's my brother, Thao.
This kid doesn't have a chance.
This little Oriental yummy.
This stuff is really good.
This time we have witnesses.
Those are shears there, and that's a saw.
Those punk ass Mexicans messing with you?
Throw it over the fence, man, fuck it.
Toad washing the car that he tried to steal from you.
Toad, you got a minute?
Toad.
Today is a blessed day, for a child is born.
Tomorrow.
Tomorrow. Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Tools I've got, but I'm not gonna lend my tool belt. You can pick up tools as you go.
Tried to What the hell am I doing here?
Tried to, anyway. Yeah. Yeah, Toad.
Trying to get yourself killed?
Twenty five? But you just said 60.
Uh huh. And you spend time with him...
Uh.
Until they go away, you know, forever.
Vise grips.
Wait.
Walt definitely had no problem calling it like he saw it...
Walt Kowalski once said to me that I didn't know anything about life or death...
Walt! Walt! Walt!
Walt. Walt. What are you doing?
Walt. You take me with you right now. Let me out!
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