A beret! from Igor
A box of mixed biscuits and a biscuit mixer. from Igor
A hiding place A hiding place from Igor
A hiding place A hiding place from Igor
A hiding place A hiding place from Igor
A hiding place A hiding place from Igor
A lifetime worth of lessons in acting. from Igor
A little bit more over the knees. from Igor
A man who needs no introduction, from Igor
A nice thorough scrubbing. from Igor
A secret place A secret place from Igor
A secret place A secret place from Igor
A secret place A secret place from Igor
A secret place A secret place from Igor
A shallow, conniving wretch... from Igor
A Shrink, Ray? Oh, that's a genius' plan for stealing a monster. from Igor
A sweet escape A sweet escape from Igor
A sweet escape A sweet escape from Igor
A sweet escape A sweet escape from Igor
A toast to the undefeated winner of 17 Evil Science Fairs from Igor
A weapon like that would be the greatest Evil Invention of all time. from Igor
Acting? from Igor
Actually, a "thank you" would be nice. from Igor
Actually, that Igor's not me. from Igor
After failure, after failure, after failure... from Igor
After failure, after failure... from Igor
After failure, after failure... from Igor
Ah from Igor
Ah! from Igor
All for you! from Igor
All he will ever see is a monster. from Igor
All over town from Igor
All right, all right. Now, listen, Eva... from Igor
Am I close on this? from Igor
An axe? from Igor
An envelope! You spoil me rotten, lady. from Igor
An Igor inventing... from Igor
And as someone I love once said, from Igor
And as we know, monsters only exist to be used. from Igor
And asked me to hands deliver this to you. from Igor
And battles a bunch of Evil Inventions from Igor
And before you answer, you should know from Igor
And Brain is spelled right! from Igor
And bring me back a toy! from Igor
And bring me back a toy! from Igor
And didn't see anyone. from Igor
And every time it rains It rains pennies from heaven from Igor
And Glickenstein is gonna lose again. from Igor
And God knows what else? from Igor
And he didn't invent life, did he? from Igor
And he doesn't have to open that door for anyone. from Igor
And here comes this year's Evil Inventions! from Igor
And here it is baby. Buckle up, here it comes. from Igor
And I just don't let her get into my head. from Igor
And I kissed you! from Igor
And I still say those stolen pills were the best invention yet. from Igor
And I think I'm in love with him. from Igor
And I, for one, I think they can do it. from Igor
And I'll guard your plans for your new invention. from Igor
And I'll never have to answer to another master again. from Igor
And I'm not. from Igor
And if all else fails, the severed head of a supermodel. from Igor
And if she had been evil, she would have let us all die. from Igor
And if they don't we I, from Igor
And if we don't destroy this weather ray, it's really over. from Igor
And if you have a problem with that from Igor
And Igor is, too? from Igor
And in a party dress She may be quite a mess from Igor
And in some ways, that's more important. from Igor
And it has but a small price, and that prlce is $100 billion. from Igor
And it's cold, it's cold, it's cold, it's cold, it's cold. from Igor
And it's your job to make sure nothing happens to Glickenstein, from Igor
And its inventor the greatest Evil Scientist of all time? from Igor
And just like that she was out of their lives. from Igor
And just look at them. from Igor
And maybe I should throw you back in the gutter where I found you! from Igor
And my plan to blackmail the world saved us all from Igor
And nobody cries There's only butterflies from Igor
And nothing matters? from Igor
And now to make her skin indestructible. from Igor
And now your master of disaster, the chief of grief, from Igor
And now, the crucial last piece, from Igor
And play us a song you wrote in college about being misunderstood? from Igor
And put them down. from Igor
And rub his face in number two! from Igor
And so would you. Because you're good, Igor. from Igor
And steal the plans like Heid failed to do. from Igor
And that's a good thing? from Igor
And that's when King Malbert... from Igor
And the bottom of the heap? Those are the poor slobs like me, from Igor
And the greatest Evil Genius in the world. from Igor
And the sorrow from Igor
And then everyone looks past the hunch thing, from Igor
And then he'll be the one groveling at my feet! from Igor
And then you come in as Malaria's new Evil Scientist Dr. Igor. from Igor
And there's no more lies And darkness is light from Igor
And these are my hands. from Igor
And they accept you for the real you. from Igor
And this is what happens to us. from Igor
And totally au nature! from Igor
And trade them for a package of sunshine and ravioli from Igor
And use your hunch as a speed bump! from Igor
And wait! An Igor has entered the arena. from Igor
And we needed the rent from Igor
And why am I panting? from Igor
And why are there two transducers? from Igor
And winning! from Igor
Annie? from Igor
Any predictions? Can anyone beat Dr. Schadenfreude? from Igor
Anyway, all Igors are forced to serve Evil Scientists. from Igor
Are gonna look even more real, Eva. from Igor
Are you a talent agent? from Igor
Are you actually trying to hypnotize me, Brain? from Igor
As an actor, I feel things very deeply, and I treasure all of life. from Igor
As his girlfriend you have nothing to worry about. from Igor
As they were under the previous administration? from Igor
Audit on? from Igor
Baby, baby, it looks like it's gonna hail from Igor
Baby, baby, it looks like it's gonna hail from Igor
Baby, won't you please come home? I need you, I need you from Igor
Back when the clouds destroyed our peaceful land of farmers, from Igor
Be sure that your umbrella is up up up up upside down from Igor
Because he built you to be a weapon. from Igor
Because I can get a woman to do absolutely anything. from Igor
Because I'm not an idiot, Brian. from Igor
Because that would be pathetic. from Igor
Because this year, from Igor
Because you may be a brain, but you have heart. from Igor
Become an environmentalist, but still fly private when necessary. from Igor
Behold my rocket ship! from Igor
Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow... from Igor
Bet your... from Igor
Big and round and sweet from Igor
Big steps. from Igor
Bigger! from Igor
Biscuit mixer, a box of mix... from Igor
Blind orphans get everything! from Igor
Blind orphans! from Igor
Born to stream through the world, from Igor
Born with a hunch on our back, Igors. from Igor
Bow for the King! from Igor
Brain Dead. from Igor
BRAIN Hey! I can see my room from here. from Igor
Brain, get me a tub of eye liner, a pound of lipstick, from Igor
Brain, that may be the smartest thing you've ever said. from Igor
Brake. Brake! from Igor
Bravo! Bravo! from Igor
But created life? from Igor
But eventually, I landed a job for Dr. Glickenstein. from Igor
But getting back to my next question, sire. from Igor
But how can you know? I mean, you can't learn that, from Igor
But I fee like for the first time in my life, from Igor
But I feel so prepared. from Igor
But I figured "What the hey?" from Igor
But I know one thing, I have to try from Igor
But I love her a lot So what if she's not from Igor
But I never wanted to be an Igor. from Igor
But I still manage to work on my own inventions in secret. from Igor
But I want to welcome you all to my annual pre Evil Science Fair party. from Igor
But if that's not working, then how about this? from Igor
But if you don't want to be a real actress... from Igor
But it's all for reality's sake. from Igor
But lucky for us, I'm evil, right? from Igor
But no need to thank me. from Igor
But since she's not evil, she won't. from Igor
But society, it won't let me. It stops me. from Igor
But that's not all... from Igor
But the way he looks at you... from Igor
But we choose whether or not to use it. from Igor
But we don't! from Igor
But we rallied together for the common good from Igor
But what happened to cards that just blew your head off? from Igor
But who will brutally torture me if he doesn't get one, from Igor
But you and your friend Heidi from Igor
But you are! You've helped me with my audition. from Igor
But, well... You first, Brain! from Igor
Butterfingers. from Igor
By a hunchbacked pot bellied, bulgy eyed runt. from Igor
By creating the clouds with a weather ray! from Igor
By embracing evil, and look at us now! from Igor
By my manager/boyfriend. from Igor
By the way, an Igor came by today from Igor
Call me Frederick. Okay? That's my name. from Igor
Call me old fashioned, from Igor
Camera 2! from Igor
Can we move on to Igor now? from Igor
Can you imagine a face like that on a 40 foot screen? from Igor
Can you imagine being chopped up and used for body parts from Igor
Canadians. I'll just watch TV. from Igor
Cares? He doesn't care. from Igor
Clears away the cobwebs from Igor
Cocoas Strudel! from Igor
Come on boys! Let's go kick some old people. from Igor
Come on, after living with Brain and Scamper from Igor
Come on, bigger. Do it. Come on, make it bigger. from Igor
Come on! from Igor
Come with me. I will make you a star. from Igor
Creating life! from Igor
Curse it, I need to see his invention. from Igor
Damn it, I need that monster! from Igor
Dang it! Still here. from Igor
Darn it Brain, there's no secret passage! from Igor
Destroying his enemies with a giant girl in a red dress. from Igor
Did you know that years ago, Schoddy's family name was Poekelmacher? from Igor
Did you say "life"? from Igor
Did you see that? Shoot him again. from Igor
Ding dong, the King is dead, long live the new king, me! from Igor
Do not yell at me. from Igor
Do what you want But you never gonna break me from Igor
Do you think I'm pretty? from Igor
Don't let him kill me! from Igor
Don't let him kill me! It's gonna be a smash. from Igor
Don't peek. from Igor
Don't tell me that you have feelings for this thing? from Igor
Don't touch his invention, Brain. from Igor
Don't touch me! from Igor
Don't worry, folks, he'll be dead soon. from Igor
Don't worry. from Igor
Don't you know each cloud contains pennies from heaven? from Igor
Don't you say that! from Igor
Don't you want to go after Eva and save her from Schadenfreude? from Igor
Down! from Igor
Dr. Glickenstein is under the rug. I mean, under the weather. from Igor
Dr. Igor. Dr. Igor von Igorstein. from Igor
Dr. Schadenfreude! from Igor
E... from Igor
Eats me out of money from Igor
Enchanting. from Igor
Enough. from Igor
Estephan, you're a magician! from Igor
Eva Eva! Eva! from Igor
Eva needs you and you're the only hunchback from Igor
Eva, about the audition, I think I've given you the wrong direction. from Igor
Eva, don't say that. from Igor
Eva, Eva! from Igor
Eva, Eva! from Igor
Eva, where are you? from Igor
Eva, you're in luck. from Igor
Eva! Eva! Eva! from Igor
Eva? from Igor
Eva. from Igor
Eva. from Igor
Eva. from Igor
Eva. from Igor
Eva. from Igor
Eva. Eva. from Igor
Eva. Well, we got you this. from Igor
Even though life is meaningless from Igor
Every day's forecast is rainy with a 100% chance of horror. from Igor
Every wash comes with a sealant guaranteed to last a lifetime. from Igor
Everybody say, "Long live..." from Igor
Everything will seem like a breeze. from Igor
Evil Inventions. from Igor
Evil Scientists do not let anyone stand in their way. from Igor
Evil Scientists don't have friends. from Igor
Evil! from Igor
Evil! from Igor
Ew! What's that smell? from Igor
Ew... from Igor
Exactly! from Igor
Except for the King. Oh, my God! Oh, my God! from Igor
Excuse me, Igor, but I think you're supposed to say "cut." from Igor
Excuse me, Igor, I'm a little distracted. from Igor
Excuse me, Master, are you sure you don't mean 21 gigawatt? from Igor
Excuse me, sir, but why... from Igor
Fame, fortune, a rent free castle in the hills. from Igor
Fans are taking their seats, includlng King Malbert himself! from Igor
Figures, just when I decided I want to live... from Igor
Film? from Igor
Finally. from Igor
Fine! You don't want the benefit of my brain power? from Igor
Fire the rocket booster! from Igor
Fix Glickenstein's invention. from Igor
FIY, it is actually me you should thank. from Igor
For every hour in the day you can hear me say from Igor
For generations, Klng Malbert has kept us in the dark from Igor
For someone who wasn't meant to be an Evil Scientist. from Igor
For that big bumpy thing? from Igor
For the first time ever, from Igor
Forced to keep living, from Igor
Frederick! from Igor
Frederick! Why are you swimming? from Igor
From here on out, all evil doings will be handled from Igor
Funny you should say that. from Igor
Gee, they all look so good. from Igor
Get new headshots, adopt children from all over the world. from Igor
Get off of me, you buffoon! from Igor
Get rid of that thing. from Igor
Gift, gift, gift, gift. from Igor
Glicky! Glicky, my boy. from Igor
Go away! Look, I'm very important. from Igor
Go soak your brain, Brian. from Igor
Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind from Igor
Good evening, friends! from Igor
Good work today, Eva. You took some really... from Igor
Gosh I feel like I'm sending my kid from Igor
Gosh! Me trying out for Annie, from Igor
Got a love and I know that it's all mine from Igor
Got a pocket full of sunshine from Igor
Great, Schadenfreude's gonna kil me. from Igor
Great. I must be allergic to it. from Igor
Guess what Mommy found out about our favorite little monster? from Igor
Guys, can you come in here? from Igor
Had a bat stuck in the belfry, if you know what I mean, Master. from Igor
Hans, you're wearing this backwards. What are you? Blind? from Igor
Has that hole always been there? from Igor
He did. I'll just be a minute. from Igor
He lied to us! from Igor
He never looks at me that way. from Igor
He s okay! He's... from Igor
He said "do." from Igor
He tricked us into thinking we needed to be evil to survive! from Igor
He'd recycle me. from Igor
He'll never look at you and see a woman. from Igor
He's got soft hands, and unlike you, he sometimes shaves his legs! from Igor
He's here to see Glickenstein! What do I tell him? from Igor
He's your new king. from Igor
Headaches. from Igor
Heart? I'd kill for a pair of feet. from Igor
Heidi, I need to tell you something. from Igor
Heidi, no! from Igor
Heidi, you're not careful enough! from Igor
Heidi! from Igor
Hello? Can you even talk? from Igor
Here I come! from Igor
Here in the kingdom of Malaria, from Igor
Here we are. A dressing room fit for a leading lady. from Igor
Here we go. from Igor
Hey Scamper, have you seen Eva? from Igor
Hey you unhand him. from Igor
Hey, fellas, I'm single again! from Igor
Hey, here's the genius Igor that made her. from Igor
Hey, Igor where's our gift for Eva? from Igor
Hey, Monster, can I borrow your remote? from Igor
Hey, who you talking to? I'm the head guy here! from Igor
Hey! Don't touch that! It s a very complicated system! from Igor
Hey! I don't come down to where you work and... from Igor
Hey! I was in a hurry! from Igor
Hey! No fair! from Igor
Hey! No fair! You said we could both pull the... from Igor
Hi there. from Igor
Hi, I'd like to... from Igor
Hi, I'm here about the "Igor Wanted" ad. My name's Igor. from Igor
Hi, welcome to Cristall Clear. I'm Carl Cristall. from Igor
Hi! We haven't met. I'm Eva. from Igor
Hi. How are you? Great wings. from Igor
His family were pickle makers. from Igor
His last invention was an Evil Lasagna. from Igor
His tower shines out for all the world to see as a beacon of evil. from Igor
Hit me. from Igor
Hmm? from Igor
Hmm. Jaclyn, Heidi, Jaclyn, Heidi. from Igor
Hold on! from Igor
Hold on! Pull over. I'm getting jar sick! from Igor
Hold on! What's this? It's fighting. from Igor
Horrible. from Igor
How about the "Axe Murderer" brain wash? from Igor
How do you know about... from Igor
How many girls are auditioning for this project? from Igor
How many times do I have to tell you? from Igor
How would you feel if every day you had to be 13 different people? from Igor
Huh? from Igor
Huh? from Igor
Huh? Huh? from Igor
Hunchy invented life, eh? from Igor
I a so like ponies. from Igor
I also know about your monster. from Igor
I also made him talk. from Igor
I always have to bow down to that idiot. from Igor
I always wanted to be an Evil Scientist. from Igor
I am not gonna die, Scamper. from Igor
I am your master, and I command you from Igor
I came to see you. from Igor
I can give you everything you have ever wanted. from Igor
I can just picture Igor and his monster now, from Igor
I can put her to work under a circus tent from Igor
I can see all obstacles in my way from Igor
I can see clearly now the rain has gone from Igor
I can't believe I'm saying this, but I've made someone else. from Igor
I can't believe it. from Igor
I can't believe Schadenfreude did it again from Igor
I can't see who it is! from Igor
I command you to kill that fly. from Igor
I could be one of the greatest Evil Scientists Malaria has ever seen. from Igor
I could never hit anyone. from Igor
I could! But you know what would happen if I did! from Igor
I created life. from Igor
I demand to see... from Igor
I did create you to be evil. from Igor
I did it. I... from Igor
I did. from Igor
I didn't come to see him. from Igor
I do. But... from Igor
I don't believe it. from Igor
I don't believe it. from Igor
I don't believe you. from Igor
I don't even make my Igors talk that way. Isn't that right, Igor? from Igor
I don't feel lucky. from Igor
I don't have lungs. from Igor
I don't hear anything. from Igor
I don't know how to cha cha. from Igor
I don't know what it is, from Igor
I don't know, Brain. from Igor
I don't know. from Igor
I don't like dirty little hunchpeople. from Igor
I don't mean to be a prima donna, but I think I need a bigger trailer. from Igor
I don't think he had a hand in it. from Igor
I don't want an axe. That's crazy. from Igor
I don't want to be rescued. I'm an Igor. from Igor
I don't want to hear your toilet memoirs, you cretin! from Igor
I enter Evil Science Fair with your monster and then I win. from Igor
I figure, why does an invisible man need to wear pants? from Igor
I give you five minutes a week to take care of your business. from Igor
I got a love and I know that it's all mine from Igor
I got a love and I know that it's all mine from Igor
I got a love and I know that it's all mine from Igor
I got a pocket Got a pocket full of sunshine from Igor
I got a pocket Got a pocket full of sunshine from Igor
I got a pocket Got a pocket full of sunshine from Igor
I got a squeaky wheel! Was that me? from Igor
I got a woman as big as a house, yes, sir from Igor
I guess I'm just a pushover. from Igor
I have to get back. Dr. Glickenstein will be missing me. from Igor
I have to hurry. It loses its power in the light. from Igor
I have to own that. That's just where I am. from Igor
I have to tell you the truth. from Igor
I have to work on my plans alone and in secret. from Igor
I heard a strange noise. from Igor
I hope I can still do a decent audition without Igors help. from Igor
I just have a teeny, teeny, tiny suggestion. from Igor
I just hope it's cinched enough at the waist. from Igor
I just stick out my chin and grin from Igor
I just... from Igor
I know it's technically just an audition tomorrow, from Igor
I know my choreography, if that's what you mean. from Igor
I know that now. from Igor
I know, it's just... from Igor
I know, right? And she's not even done yet. from Igor
I left your opening night gift back at the lab. from Igor
I looked inside Dr Glickenstein's castle from Igor
I love ya from Igor
I m Carl Cristall and I m coming to you live, invisible from Igor
I m gonna guess your plan. from Igor
I made him immortal. from Igor
I majored in Talking With a Slur and graduated with a Yes Masters Degree. from Igor
I mean, all the Evil Scientists are twisted fiends in their own right. from Igor
I mean, I've met someone else, who I made. It s complicated. from Igor
I mean, this isn't even the sexiest me, but come on! Look at you. from Igor
I mean, why am I here? from Igor
I mean, you know, she's beautiful and you are not. from Igor
I might actually be able to pull this off. from Igor
I named her after you, Mother. from Igor
I need a box of biscuits. I need a box of biscuits. from Igor
I need a box... from Igor
I need to go write this down in my sense memory journal! from Igor
I need to talk to you. from Igor
I never thought that we could part from Igor
I never want to see it again. from Igor
I really couldn't have done it without you. from Igor
I remember when people used to call me that. from Igor
I should do more improv. from Igor
I should have been a plumber like you! from Igor
I smile up to the sky I know I'll be all right from Igor
I sometimes come down here to think. from Igor
I take that as a no. from Igor
I think he's kind of cute. Talent is attractive. from Igor
I think I just wet myself. from Igor
I think I need to go. from Igor
I think it worked. from Igor
I think the makeup girl is out to get me. from Igor
I think we better open it. from Igor
I think you need to go deeper. Have you ever done anything evil? from Igor
I thought you wanted to be an Evil Scientist. from Igor
I told you the 16 would work, you Igor. from Igor
I tried to be someone different, but the world wouldn't let me. from Igor
I turn the monster on the King. from Igor
I wanna go next! from Igor
I wanna go next. from Igor
I wanna live forever! I got plans! And dreams! from Igor
I want to be more as well, from Igor
I want to shove a pickle right where the sun don't shine. from Igor
I was about to ask you the same question, Malby. from Igor
I was never meant to be a scientist. from Igor
I was so deep down worried from Igor
I was the one who changed the channel on her brain wash. from Igor
I went to the evil bookstore and got you an inspirational poster. from Igor
I will never get the respect he gets! from Igor
I will not be beaten from Igor
I won't stop at just winning the Evil Science Fair. from Igor
I wonder what diabolical deed she has planned next. from Igor
I would do it myself, but I am all thumbs. from Igor
I would love to try something like this... from Igor
I... from Igor
I... I like kittens. from Igor
I'll come back and give you a beautiful funeral. from Igor
I'll go on strike. from Igor
I'm a failure. I'm a... from Igor
I'm a genius. What do you do, mister? from Igor
I'm an Igor. from Igor
I'm coming, Eva! from Igor
I'm coming, Eva. from Igor
I'm Eva. from Igor
I'm gonna go save him. from Igor
I'm gonna have the most Evil Invention of all time. from Igor
I'm gonna live! from Igor
I'm gonna unleash my winning invention from Igor
I'm guessing something big. Something like this. from Igor
I'm Jaclyn, your girlfriend. from Igor
I'm never gonna take this off. from Igor
I'm not evil. from Igor
I'm not his girlfriend. from Igor
I'm not psycho! from Igor
I'm not running a resort here! from Igor
I'm ready for my close up, Mr. Director. from Igor
I'm seeing a real Igor. from Igor
I'm sorry I lied to you. I lied to you about everything. from Igor
I'm sorry I'm late. from Igor
I'm sorry, you were saying? from Igor
I'm sorry. from Igor
I'm sure he's fine. from Igor
I'm using the 16 gigawatt, you fool! from Igor
I'm whispering to protect my voice. from Igor
If I had my shot, from Igor
If only I had a role I could really sink my teeth into. from Igor
If only I knew whether I had the "it" factor. from Igor
If only you'd made yourself indestructible! from Igor
If she ever from Igor
If she goes on a diet from Igor
If she's having a woman problem it's all yours. from Igor
If you didn't go psycho girlfriend on me right now. from Igor
Igor has someone else in mind for your role. from Igor
Igor is a liar. He does this... from Igor
Igor Krazy Straw! Right now. from Igor
Igor was right. You are not an actress. from Igor
Igor would never lie to me. Igor cares about me. from Igor
Igor, can you... from Igor
Igor, I felt like I was in a dark, horrible place. from Igor
Igor! from Igor
Igor! from Igor
Igor! Pull the switch! from Igor
Igor! Pull the switch! from Igor
Igors aren't allowed to invent, from Igor
In deadly hand to hand combat. from Igor
In four days, there is an audition for the lead from Igor
In other words, bon voyage. from Igor
In other words, buzz off! from Igor
In the biggest play to hit Malaria since... from Igor
In the Igor recycling plant! from Igor
Indestructible. Indestructible. from Igor
Ironically, at an inch tall, you still have the biggest mouth in Malaria. from Igor
Is Daddy still mad at me? from Igor
Is everything okay? from Igor
Is French fries an idea? from Igor
Is it about this situation? from Igor
Is it Annie? from Igor
Is it coconut ty? Coconut ty enough? from Igor
Is it even an idea? from Igor
Is it nice? You like t? from Igor
Is that all I am? from Igor
Is that even her hand? from Igor
Is that really nice? from Igor
Is the ultimate challenge for any modern actress. from Igor
Isn't it beautiful? from Igor
It could be in the form of a card or a poem, your choice. from Igor
It didn't kill anyone. And it actually tasted pretty good. from Igor
It is, right? from Igor
It looks kind of real, and it's hard because I would from Igor
It s in the other room. from Igor
It s so hard being a little hunchback. from Igor
It twisted like the pretzel, Igor! from Igor
It was just a suggestion. from Igor
It was nice meeting you. from Igor
It was only a vocal exercise, but that is a beginner's mistake from Igor
It wasn't always like this, though. from Igor
It would be really swell from Igor
It's a big step, getting a pet together. from Igor
It's a little kitten! from Igor
It's a necklace. from Igor
It's a new label for your jar. from Igor
It's a she, and I think someone's taken her. from Igor
It's going to be a bright, bright sunshiny day from Igor
It's going to be a bright, bright sunshiny day from Igor
It's going to be a bright, bright sunshiny day from Igor
It's Honkers the Gassy Monkey. But first, King Malbert. from Igor
It's just a role. You don't have to play it. from Igor
It's just failure after failure. from Igor
It's my Aunt Eva. from Igor
It's my turn! I wanna go next! from Igor
It's my whole life savings, but I think I'm going to treat myself. from Igor
It's over. from Igor
It's something no director can be without. from Igor
It's the annual Evil Science Fair! from Igor
It's the beacon of evil on top of the royal castle. from Igor
It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen! from Igor
It's true. You are good. from Igor
It's very liberating, Your Highness. from Igor
Ja, I haven't any idea. from Igor
Just breathe. Okay. Center yourself on the body. from Igor
Just like they do for the great Dr. Schadenfreude! from Igor
Just like you. from Igor
Just think Scamper. In a few short moments, from Igor
Just thinking about from Igor
Keep smiling. from Igor
Kill it, girl! Come on! You're a killer! from Igor
Kill it! Kill it! from Igor
Kill, kill, kill! from Igor
King Ma bert is making the storm clouds. from Igor
King Malbert has turned this country into a paradise. from Igor
King Malbert the liar is dead! from Igor
Leave it to Schadenfreude, from Igor
Legend has it when the smartest man in the world died, from Igor
Let me get this straight from Igor
Let me teach you how to jive and wail from Igor
Let me through! Let me through! I made her! from Igor
Let the battle begin. from Igor
Let's do the twist Around and around and around from Igor
Let's switch this around. from Igor
Let's talk about you, Igor. Do you think I have "it"? from Igor
Let's thank our guest who has taught us in one hour, from Igor
Life? Glickenstein invented ife? from Igor
Like a gentle fawn, I shall leave this meadow. from Igor
Listen, could you squeeze me in for a brain wash, too? from Igor
Lock your doors and hide your loved ones. from Igor
Long live King Schadenfreude! from Igor
Long live King Schadenfreude! Everybody! from Igor
Look at you. You are pathetic! from Igor
Look inside. from Igor
Look, Iggy baby I know all about Glickenstein and his deadness. from Igor
Look, it's your little girlfriend, Heidi. from Igor
Look, maybe I'm not a genius, okay. from Igor
Look, the Evil Science Fair is in a few hours. from Igor
Looking for the secret passage! from Igor
Maim it! Wound it! Insult it! from Igor
Majesty. from Igor
Malarians, let's get evil. from Igor
Malby? What's the meaning of this? from Igor
Master, the 21 gigawatt might be somewhat safer, I think. from Igor
Master! from Igor
May I suggest looking behind you? from Igor
Maybe it just spontaneously combusted? from Igor
Maybe some men like girls from Igor
Maybe they did too much? from Igor
Me, me, pick me! from Igor
Me! Me! I do. from Igor
Me! Me! Pick me! Me! Me! from Igor
Me? from Igor
Meanwhile, the scientists are in their locker rooms, from Igor
Mine's bigger than average, right? No? from Igor
Mmm hmm! from Igor
Monster want a brain wash? from Igor
Move it! I need this room. from Igor
Much better looking. from Igor
Mummy, Mummy, you were right! from Igor
My evil days are over! from Igor
My girlfriend Jaclyn. from Igor
My hunch. from Igor
My name is not Brian! from Igor
My new air freshener, "Dead Dog." Jealous? from Igor
My transducer! from Igor
Never gonna shake me from Igor
Never hurt anything real from Igor
Next! from Igor
Nice weather we're having, huh? from Igor
No can do, pal. from Igor
No Evil Scientist has ever been able to create life from Igor
No fair! from Igor
No matter how many Evil Science Fairs I win, from Igor
No more Doctor. Don't Kill Anybody! from Igor
No more pills. from Igor
No one's ever given me a gift before. from Igor
No, I was gonna say, "Wait I'm coming with you." from Igor
No, I'm not! from Igor
No, I've been trying to make you play a role that you're not right for. from Igor
No, Master! The rocket is going to... from Igor
No, no, no, that's not me, either. from Igor
No, no, no, you re wrong. from Igor
No, no, no! from Igor
No, no, no! You're evil! from Igor
No, no, no. The Evil Revered Igor von Igorstein III. from Igor
No, no, no. Wait! We need to unbrainwash her! from Igor
No, no. from Igor
No, not entirely. from Igor
No, she's not. from Igor
No, that's Brain. And he's not the makeup girl, he's the idiot. from Igor
No, wait! You'll spill on my plans. from Igor
No, you missed it, again. from Igor
No! from Igor
No! Please! No! No! from Igor
No. from Igor
No. from Igor
No. from Igor
No. from Igor
No. from Igor
No. from Igor
No. from Igor
No. Eva, you look... You look beautiful. from Igor
No. Everyone has an Evil Bone in their body, from Igor
No. Go away. from Igor
None of us do. from Igor
Not the smartest scientist. from Igor
Now get over there and pull the switch! from Igor
Now get over there and... from Igor
Now I can throw out that rug in the foyer. That thing is hideous. from Igor
Now I get to watch you die. from Igor
Now I'll just need a screwdriver, some nails and my bag of marbles. from Igor
Now to shrink Igor and steal his monster. from Igor
Now to take the old cow for a test drive. from Igor
Now try to remember on the word "tomorrow," from Igor
Now, I know I m not the director but at the end of the number, from Igor
Now, to break into Glickenstein's castle from Igor
Number two friend. Well, who's your number one friend? from Igor
Obviously not. from Igor
Obviously, if I had more time, I would have made it flare out from Igor
Of course! This is what I've been waiting for. from Igor
Off to school for the first time. from Igor
Oh God, she's killing blind orphans! from Igor
Oh listen to me going on and on about me me, me. from Igor
Oh this is such a clich? from Igor
Oh you're upset, aren't you? from Igor
Oh, baby, won't you please come home? from Igor
Oh, come on! from Igor
Oh, excellent, wonderful. from Igor
Oh, excuse me. Sorry. from Igor
Oh, God. Did I hit it? Did I hit it? I hope I didn't hit it! from Igor
Oh, he's dead! from Igor
Oh, I wasn't at the door listening to you and Igor. from Igor
Oh, I'm sorry. I was just... from Igor
Oh, Igor. Ow! My ankle. from Igor
Oh, It's a great gig, especially if you're an Evil Scientist. from Igor
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! from Igor
Oh, my gosh! I don't believe it! What play is it? from Igor
Oh, my gosh. from Igor
Oh, my hunch. from Igor
Oh, my necklace! from Igor
Oh, no, I'm not. from Igor
Oh, no, no. I do, I do. from Igor
Oh, no, this isn't happening. Act graceful. Act graceful. from Igor
Oh, no, who's that? What am I gonna do? from Igor
Oh, no, you're not. No wonder he chose Heidi. from Igor
Oh, oh, oh from Igor
Oh, oh, oh from Igor
Oh, oh, oh from Igor
Oh, oh, oh Got a pocket from Igor
Oh, oh, oh Never gonna shake me from Igor
Oh, oh, oh You can't control me from Igor
Oh, parlez Italian? Taco grande to meet you. from Igor
Oh, poopshkin. from Igor
Oh, really? from Igor
Oh, really? from Igor
Oh, really? How? from Igor
Oh, sorry, I thought we were counting off all your failures. from Igor
Oh, sure they've mutated life. from Igor
Oh, that's right, Master. from Igor
Oh, that's right, you don't work! So shut your cake hole, darling! from Igor
Oh, there she goes. Much better. from Igor
Oh, this is big. Schadenfreude's winning streak is over. from Igor
Oh, we're trying. from Igor
Oh, where did I put my glitter pen? from Igor
Oh, yeah sure. I've read about that in... from Igor
Oh, yeah. from Igor
Oh, yes, wait, it is the big, whopping stench of failure. from Igor
Oh, you guys are so lucky to have work. from Igor
Oh, you mean... from Igor
Oh! from Igor
Oh! from Igor
Oh! from Igor
Oh! from Igor
Oh! from Igor
Oh! Excellent. Thank you! from Igor
Oh! I mean... from Igor
Oh! My beautiful face. from Igor
Oh! She must be very special to you. from Igor
Oh! Time for my elocution exercises. from Igor
Oh! What play are they rehearsing? from Igor
Oh! You guys didn't. from Igor
Oh. from Igor
Oh. from Igor
Oh. Great. Hold on. from Igor
Oh. Was it? from Igor
Okay clearly her Evil Bone wasn't activated from Igor
Okay to the left. Very good. Now back to the right. from Igor
Okay, I get it. You want me to fix his invention. from Igor
Okay, now you're gonna march right back to from Igor
Okay, the Jacuzzi is not a bathroom. from Igor
Okay, things to do, sign up for yoga classes from Igor
Okay, we finished your costume. from Igor
Okay. from Igor
Okay. Frederick! from Igor
Okay. Monster, from Igor
Okay. Then you can be my number two friend. from Igor
On second thought maybe I'll stick around, from Igor
On the bottom of your screens. from Igor
On the count of three. One. from Igor
On the King's smug little face, from Igor
On three. from Igor
Once more, from the top, with feeling. from Igor
Once they see what I can do, I'll have a whole new life, from Igor
One wrong button and you'll just be watching regular cable from Igor
One. from Igor
Only one Evil Invention left. from Igor
Only one thing left to do. from Igor
Ooh! from Igor
Ooh! I have an idea! from Igor
Oops! from Igor
Open for the King! from Igor
Open your eyes. from Igor
Open yours, Scamper. It s a prehistoric evergreen. from Igor
Opening night presents. from Igor
Or do anything you can to control me from Igor
Or do you like me better as Heidi? from Igor
Or I'll throw you down the recycling chute from Igor
Or should I say "Brian"? from Igor
Or should I say actress? from Igor
Ouch! from Igor
Our gift? from Igor
Our life is a permanent graveyard shift. from Igor
Our work here is done. from Igor
Our work? from Igor
Ow! from Igor
Ow! from Igor
Ow! What is wrong with you? from Igor
Paparazzi! Why can't those vultures leave me a one? from Igor
Phew! from Igor
Phew! from Igor
Pick me up at 7:00. I'm gonna go home and shave. from Igor
Pickles. Old family recipe. Pickles. from Igor
Piggyback rides? from Igor
Play? What play is it? from Igor
Please pull the switch. from Igor
Please take it up with the head of my complaint department, from Igor
Please, please take your own sweet time! I'm loving it here! from Igor
Plotting their deadly combat maneuvers. from Igor
Possibly. from Igor
Practice poses for the red carpet, from Igor
Prepping their Evil Inventions! from Igor
President Igor, now that you're in charge, from Igor
Pull the switch! from Igor
Pull the switch! from Igor
Pull the switch! from Igor
Pull the switch! from Igor
Pull the switch! from Igor
Pull the switch. from Igor
Put the brake on, you... from Igor
Reach, Brain! Reach! from Igor
Relax, this is Glickenstein's castle. from Igor
Respect? Respect isn't gonna keep me in baby seal boots. from Igor
Respected, successful. from Igor
Right, right. The truth, that's a good option. Right, right. from Igor
Right. from Igor
Rise! from Igor
Rise! from Igor
Schadenfreude is getting too popular. from Igor
Schadenfreude! from Igor
Scratching my invisible... from Igor
See, that's what I'm talking about. Simple, elegant, classic. from Igor
See? You're jealous. from Igor
Seize him! from Igor
Seriously, Eva, this could be your big break! from Igor
Seriously, stop saying that! from Igor
She has got talent and you do not. from Igor
She must be making a club of flowers to smash us with. from Igor
She needs to commit an evil act, from Igor
She wouldn't hurt a fly. from Igor
She? from Igor
She'll never do it. from Igor
She's almost at her big finish! from Igor
She's as big as a two family house with a porch and a fence from Igor
She's enormous, colossal, tremendous, gigantic, immense from Igor
She's exactly like a watermelon from Igor
She's getting a little sweet in her old age from Igor
She's going to take this whole place apart. from Igor
Silence! from Igor
Sire, the clouds, from Igor
Small trumpet. Isn't that better? Doesn't that taste better? from Igor
Smart is not mouthing off from Igor
So how do we get this Evil Bone up and running, huh? from Igor
So I can watch Mr. Smarty hunch from Igor
So I'd like to, I don't know, evil her up a bit. from Igor
So it's actually a musical? from Igor
So many terrific girls got their start playing Annie. from Igor
So neat? from Igor
So not only is every other Evil Scientist smarter than you, from Igor
So technically, I'm the one who saved us. from Igor
So we stay on track, 'cause we're almost there, from Igor
So what do you say to that? Is that nice? from Igor
So you gotta hang on from Igor
So, citizens of the world, I beseech you... from Igor
So, how do you activate it? from Igor
So, how's your cocktail, Igor? from Igor
So, I have to step on people to get ahead? from Igor
So, this is my plan: from Igor
So, what do you do? from Igor
So, what's your Evil Invention this year, Doctor, kosher or dill? from Igor
Some may even scream when you smash them. from Igor
Somebody who'd go all soft and want to tell her the truth. from Igor
Somehow, I think he's missing more than his right hand man. from Igor
Someone can sing! from Igor
Someone has to beat him this year, from Igor
Someone who can snatch Schadenfreude's number one position from Igor
Someone who does not want your unique gifts to go to waste. from Igor
Someone's trying to shoot us! from Igor
Something went wrong and her Evil Bone was never activated. from Igor
Something! Kill it! Kill it! from Igor
Sorry Master. What did you say? from Igor
Sorry, Master. I was in the bathroom. from Igor
Sounds like someone likes them. from Igor
Sticks and stones are never gonna shake me from Igor
Sticks and stones are never gonna shake me from Igor
Still have a little job to do. from Igor
Stop the carriage! from Igor
Stop thinking like an Igor! from Igor
Stop touching it, Brain, I'm creating a look here. from Igor
Stop! You can both pull the switch. from Igor
Strike! from Igor
Stupid permanent marker. from Igor
Stupid remote! from Igor
Ta da! from Igor
Take a good look, world, any of these could be coming for you! from Igor
Take me away Take me away from Igor
Take me away Take me away from Igor
Take me away Take me away from Igor
Take me away Take me away from Igor
Take me away Take me away from Igor
Take me away Take me away from Igor
Take me away Take me away from Igor
Take me away Take me away from Igor
Take me away Take me away from Igor
Take me away Take me away from Igor
Take me away Take me away from Igor
Take me away Take me away from Igor
Take me away Take me away from Igor
Take me away Take me away from Igor
Take me away Take me away from Igor
Take me away Take me away from Igor
Technically, it's a secret staircase. from Igor
Tell him the truth. And if he kills us, from Igor
Thank you thank you. You're too kind from Igor
Thank you, Igor. from Igor
Thank you. from Igor
Thank you. from Igor
Thank you. And who are you? from Igor
That can stand tall and fight for her. from Igor
That I'm the biggest Evil Genius of them all, and not just another... from Igor
That if anything ever happens to the three of us, from Igor
That is the correct answer. from Igor
That monster is about to be mine. from Igor
That said, there may be a genius this year from Igor
That Schadenfreude might finally get knocked off his perch! from Igor
That someone sent me this! from Igor
That the way to succeed is by doing evil. from Igor
That was close. from Igor
That was the first time he was right all day. from Igor
That way all of you will be close to my heart forever. from Igor
That when you opened the card I thought I lost you forever. from Igor
That's actually not a bad idea. from Igor
That's all I got. That pretty much sums her up. from Igor
That's better. from Igor
That's Brain, one of my other inventions. from Igor
That's Dr. Schadenfreude's invention? from Igor
That's for film. from Igor
That's for having a death wish. That's my thing. from Igor
That's French for, from Igor
That's it. from Igor
That's me. See? I look nothing like those other guys, from Igor
That's Scamper, one of my most successful inventions. from Igor
That's so evil! I mean, which is great, but... from Igor
The better I feed her from Igor
The better I feed her The bigger the figure from Igor
The better I feed her The bigger the figure from Igor
The better I feed her The bigger the figure from Igor
The better I like her from Igor
The better I like her from Igor
The better I like her The better I feed her from Igor
The better I like her The better I feed her from Igor
The bigger the figure from Igor
The bigger the figure The better I like her from Igor
The bigger the figure The better I like her from Igor
The bigger the figure The more I can love from Igor
The bigger the figure The more I can love from Igor
The bigger the figure The more I can love from Igor
The castle, got it? from Igor
The Desperate Hunchback Who Grasped at Straws? from Igor
The end of Malaria's evil role in the world. from Igor
The Evil Bone. from Igor
The Evil Invention last standing will be unleashed on the world. from Igor
The Evil Science Fair is in a week, from Igor
The Evil Science Fair is two days away. from Igor
The kind that crush you, kill you, bring you back to life, from Igor
The King's beacon is really a weather ray. from Igor
The leading lady falling for her director. from Igor
The monster. She isn't evil. from Igor
The only one getting knocked off his perch is you! from Igor
The only thing killed here is my dream. from Igor
The people might make him king. from Igor
The plucky orphan whose song of hope lifts the heart of a weary nation? from Igor
The props at the audition from Igor
The same thing he'd do if he found out I invented you two. from Igor
The source of all, the Monster's power, from Igor
The sun is on my side Take me for a ride from Igor
The sun'll come out from Igor
The sun'll come out tomorrow from Igor
The sun'll come out tomorrow from Igor
The tough, pants related questions of Carl Cristall. from Igor
The tower of the King's castle. Look, there's the Killiseum. from Igor
Then I'm Dr. Groaner's girlfriend. from Igor
Then I'm Dr. Nachtmahrs girlfriend. from Igor
Then kill you again, way worse. from Igor
Then you must have his jar. from Igor
Then, farewell, Igor. from Igor
Then, it was off to find a job. from Igor
There you have it. Another politician afraid to answer. from Igor
There'll be sun! from Igor
There's a place that I go Where nobody knows from Igor
There's always a secret passage! from Igor
There's gotta be a faster way to demolish this thing! from Igor
There's nothing more for you here. from Igor
They can't see what I really look like. from Igor
They come from all corners. from Igor
They didn't appreciate my creative style. from Igor
They get it all. They're the top of the heap. from Igor
They killed our crops, and our people became poor. from Igor
They live forever. I just want to make sure from Igor
They put his brain in a jar. from Igor
They'd all cheer my name from Igor
They're all worried sick about one thing, world peace. from Igor
They're not much, since I had to use stuff I found around here from Igor
They've blasted life into a million gooey pieces. from Igor
They've ended life. from Igor
Think? Igors don't think. from Igor
Thinking, breathing life that can destroy freely all on its own. from Igor
This has totally ruined my spa day. from Igor
This is a block for me but I will get through it. from Igor
This is a tough town. from Igor
This is not that brain. from Igor
This is outrageous! He has no proof! from Igor
This is the worst car service I have ever used! from Igor
This is why people are afraid of hunchbacks! from Igor
This isn't you, Igor. from Igor
This means you're through. Or should I say 'overthrown"? from Igor
This must be very embarrassing for you. from Igor
This would be the right time to curb your suicidal tendencies. from Igor
This. Right here! from Igor
Those are paper flowers the orphans sell. from Igor
Thought up a new way for us to make money, from Igor
Till there's none from Igor
Time for my crowning achievement. from Igor
Time to go. I have no time for cocoa or kittens! from Igor
To a happy ending. from Igor
To better days To better days from Igor
To better days To better days from Igor
To better days To better days from Igor
To better days To better days from Igor
To better days To better days from Igor
To help you steal inventions year after year. from Igor
To Igor School. from Igor
To plumb the depths of Blanche DuBois in Streetcar from Igor
To remind you to always take time in your day for a little torture. from Igor
To stop this gesture of goodwill right now from Igor
To the left, now back to the right. To the right. To the right. from Igor
To the man who has just found his way to take the throne. from Igor
To the right! from Igor
To the right! from Igor
Tomorrow from Igor
Tomorrow from Igor
Tomorrow from Igor
Tomorrow from Igor
Tomorrow from Igor
Tonight, we have a very special guest, someone we all love and respect. from Igor
Too bad he wasted his intelligence formula on me, too, Brain. from Igor
Too close? from Igor
Trust me, I'm the one who's gonna bring out the real you. from Igor
Ugh! Yuck! from Igor
Uh oh! from Igor
Uh... from Igor
Uh... Igor? Yeah. Where did the monster go? from Igor
Uh... Yeah that. from Igor
Um... from Igor
Unfortunately, the hunch on my back was a one way ticket from Igor
Unleashing pain and misery on everyone. from Igor
Until the mysterious storm clouds rolled in and never left. from Igor
Voil? from Igor
Wait a minute. from Igor
Wait, wait, wait, wait! Why does he get to pull the switch? from Igor
Wait, where's the remote? from Igor
Wait! This isn't you. from Igor
Wait! What's happening? from Igor
Wait! You should be sipping in style! from Igor
Wait. from Igor
Wait. Is it a beacon? from Igor
Wait. No kissing Heidi. from Igor
Was I too much? I was pushing, wasn't I? from Igor
We all were. from Igor
We are chasing after the bloodthirsty monster? from Igor
We did. from Igor
We invent them, and the world pays us not to unleash them. from Igor
We kick it, we slap it, we take it to the movies, call it Irene? from Igor
We need to get her to commit one act of evil. from Igor
We need to kick start it. from Igor
We trusted him and he lied to us. from Igor
We went that way! from Igor
We were a nothing country until King Malbert taught us from Igor
We were all thinking it. I just said it. from Igor
We're a lot alike, Igor. from Igor
We're all going to die! Except you! from Igor
We're here to rescue you! from Igor
We're not gonna make it! We're not gonna make it! from Igor
We've got Annie! from Igor
Welcome! To you and the millions of viewers around the globe! from Igor
Well, believe me, Igor and I are just friends. from Igor
Well, I hate to predict. from Igor
Well, I have to go get some rest for my audit on tomorrow. from Igor
Well, I'd rather be a good nobody than an evil somebody. from Igor
Well, if he's toast, from Igor
Well, if she comes back, we'll just tell her where to find you. from Igor
Well, in this world, nice guys finish last. from Igor
Well, of course it is. I've got a hunch on my back. from Igor
Well, of course, I would never wish the clouds on my people. from Igor
Well, our evil bun should be out of the oven soon. from Igor
Well, thank you for asking. What we're going to do... from Igor
Well, that is spoken like a true worthless leech, from Igor
Well, that was a short reign. from Igor
Well, then how can you play it truthfully? from Igor
Well, then maybe you should stay down there from Igor
Well, this time they really paid off. from Igor
Well, tonight, it's within their grasp. from Igor
Well, try a little bit harder! from Igor
Well, what are Brain and Scamper? from Igor
Well, where is it? from Igor
Well, with a little something I just stole for the occasion, okay? from Igor
Well, you're not used to high heels from Igor
Well, your troubles are over then, from Igor
Were they a blessing or a curse? from Igor
What a menagerie of mayhem loving monstrosities. from Igor
What are these? from Igor
What are you doing here? from Igor
What are you doing in the King's box, Schoddy? from Igor
What are you doing? from Igor
What are you doing? from Igor
What are you going to do now, smart guy? from Igor
What are you waiting for? from Igor
What are you? An imbecile? from Igor
What did this? from Igor
What exactly did you say? from Igor
What now, genius? from Igor
What the heck is that? from Igor
What the? from Igor
What? from Igor
What? from Igor
What? Like this is the first time I ve gnawed my own feet off. from Igor
What? No, you're not Eva. from Igor
What? What is it? from Igor
What? What? No. Everything is about pants. from Igor
What? What's the matter? from Igor
What? You're gonna lower yourself down? from Igor
What's my name gonna be? Kevin? from Igor
What's next? You're gonna pull out a guitar from Igor
What's that smell? from Igor
What's wrong? from Igor
Wheels failed me! Wheels failed me! from Igor
Wheels, don't fail me now! from Igor
When she came to life. That's it. from Igor
Where are we? from Igor
Where the rivers flow And I call it home from Igor
Where'd you put it, Igor? from Igor
Where's Glickenstein? from Igor
Where's Glicky? from Igor
Where's his proof? I demand to see proof! from Igor
Which is a hassle for me, since he never shuts up. from Igor
Which is kind of a hassle for him, since he doesn't want to live. from Igor
Who am I kidding? I can't read! from Igor
Who changed the channel? from Igor
Who doesn't like tortured kittens? from Igor
Who don't look like they've been put together at the junkyard. from Igor
Who says rabbits' feet are lucky? from Igor
Who wants to be a big movie star? from Igor
Who, by the way still has not helped me steal this year's winning invention. from Igor
Who's the big monster over there. from Igor
Who's the failure now, Mother? from Igor
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where are you going? from Igor
Whoops! from Igor
Whoops! from Igor
Why is everything about pants with you? from Igor
Why try to deny it? She's just what I like. from Igor
Why would you offer me an axe? from Igor
Will nothing end this vicious cycle? from Igor
Will pants continue to be as expensive and uncomfortable from Igor
Wish that you could But you ain't gonna own me from Igor
With an Evil Invention so revolutionary from Igor
With an invention more evil than his. from Igor
With your Igor, poopshkin! from Igor
Works for me. from Igor
Wow, from Igor
Wow, how interesting. from Igor
Wow, I don't know what it is, but I want one! from Igor
Wow, listen to that. from Igor
Wow, when it rains, it pours. from Igor
Wow. How avant garde. from Igor
Yeah, I'm sorry about that. I got the thumbs on sale. from Igor
Yeah, sure. from Igor
Yeah, well, here's more. from Igor
Yeah, whatever. You're supposed to smash it to smithereens. from Igor
Yeah. from Igor
Yeah. And if it doesn't work out, then we'll just adopt. from Igor
Yeah. Except in this version, Annie goes nuts from Igor
Yeah. Lucky us. from Igor
Yeah. Take Brian to Room Number 4. from Igor
Yeah. Trust me. You were born to be in this production. from Igor
Years ago, Malaria was a sunny land of farmers. from Igor
Yes or no? from Igor
Yes, as you've told us all over and over and over. from Igor
Yes, I am. from Igor
Yes, it is, because your voice is annoying. from Igor
Yes, Master! from Igor
Yes, Master! from Igor
Yes, Master! from Igor
Yes, Master! from Igor
Yes, right there. from Igor
Yes, she does! You're an Igor. She's an Evil Invention! from Igor
Yes, that's it! It's Annie! from Igor
Yes, you are! You're just a big, freaky... from Igor
Yes! from Igor
Yes! from Igor
Yes! from Igor
Yes! Yes! from Igor
Yes! Yes! from Igor
Yes. from Igor
Yes. And they're also going to fight back. from Igor
Yes. I know. They step on people to get ahead. from Igor
You always have company. from Igor
You are an ugly monster! You couldn't act your way out of a... from Igor
You better come inside from Igor
You can drop that slur around me. from Igor
You can't control me from Igor
You do wanna be my friend. from Igor
You don't have the guts. from Igor
You got my card. from Igor
You gotta jump, jive, and then you wail from Igor
You gotta jump, jive, and then you wail from Igor
You gotta jump, jive, and then you wail from Igor
You grab the girl of your dreams and you cha cha cha your way from Igor
You guys are my friends. So, you'll tell me the truth, right? from Igor
You have a very ugly face. from Igor
You just ate 10 minutes ago. from Igor
You just have to be born with it. from Igor
You just need to keep on winning from Igor
You know something? He's a good listener, from Igor
You know you can't get this part if you fake it. from Igor
You know, maybe if you were a real scientist, from Igor
You know, she may seem like from Igor
You know, to learn how to murder. from Igor
You made her? from Igor
You made my monster an actress! from Igor
You mean "stage left." from Igor
You mean Malaria, Master? from Igor
You need to be evil. from Igor
You need to give, just like we need to be evil. from Igor
You re supposed to crush the Evil Invention to your left! from Igor
You saved my life. from Igor
You should have built me with a longer arm. from Igor
You shouldn't really worry about labels, though, from Igor
You spent the entire time playing with a piece of ribbon. from Igor
You take a cocoa break, from Igor
You wanna waste your nephew's money like that? Huh? Huh? from Igor
You want to be trapped in an endless existential nightmare, from Igor
You want to overthrow the King? from Igor
You wasted your immortality formula on the wrong guy, Igor. from Igor
You were saying? from Igor
You win the Evil Science Fair, from Igor
You won't believe what you see when you look at her from Igor
You wouldn't need me to help you cheat every year. from Igor
You, sir, put the "Evil" in "Evil Scientist." from Igor
You! Go find me a 16 gigawatt temporal transducer! from Igor
You'll find your fortune falling from Igor
You're a monster. from Igor
You're a very good friend. from Igor
You're always a day... from Igor
You're correcting me? from Igor
You're either with me or against me. from Igor
You're hideous. You really are. from Igor
You're not wearing any, you know, pants. from Igor
You're not? from Igor
You're one to talk, Dr. Schadenfraude! from Igor
You're only a day from Igor
You're really gonna make this? from Igor
You're rejecting me? from Igor
You're so sloppy sometimes. from Igor
You're very welcome. from Igor
You've got your job, I ve got mine. from Igor
You've made me this delicious tea. from Igor
You've seen a lot of brains I'm sure. from Igor
Your Highness, Dr. Glickenstein is... from Igor
Your Highness, he's dead. from Igor
Your Highness, he's gone. from Igor
Your very large friend is a sweetheart. from Igor
Your whole lab is fake, from Igor
Yuck! from Igor
He lied to us. ...call the number from Igor
No. Good, from Igor
What? Hit me. from Igor
What? Yep, from Igor
'Cause your little daddy's gonna be all alone from Igor
"Happy Mother's Day. ' from Igor
"Home For Blind Orphans." from Igor
"It's better to be a good nobody than an evil somebody." from Igor
"Please stop pelting me and my ridiculous hat with rocks." from Igor
"Sunday Night Massacre." No. "Arsonist." from Igor
"The greatest Evil Genius in the world." from Igor
"This card teleports your enemy to you so you can destroy him in person." from Igor
"Who is this strange woman living with Igor," right? from Igor
"Wish you weren't there. from Igor
"Wish You Weren't There." from Igor
(PENNIES FROM HEAVEN PLAYING) from Igor