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Hercules

Hercules

Title: Hercules - The Legendary Hero (1997)

Introduction:
Hercules, the iconic demigod from ancient Greek mythology, has captivated audiences for centuries with tales of his superhuman strength and remarkable bravery. In 1997, Walt Disney Pictures brought this timeless legend to life in an animated musical comedy-adventure film titled "Hercules." Directed by Ron Clements and John Musker, this family-friendly film quickly became a beloved classic, enchanting both children and adults with its vibrant animation, catchy musical numbers, and an endearing cast of characters.

Plot:
Set in a fantasy version of ancient Greece, "Hercules" follows the journey of its protagonist, Hercules, as he strives to reclaim his rightful place among the gods on Mount Olympus. Unfortunately, Hades, the Lord of the Underworld, plots to overthrow Zeus, Hercules' father, and take control of Olympus. In order to carry out his plan, Hades needs to eliminate Hercules, who possesses unmatched strength. He sends his minions, Pain and Panic, to kidnap Hercules and make him mortal. However, the plan goes awry, and Hercules is raised on Earth by two loving human parents.

As he grows older, Hercules discovers his true lineage and begins his training to become a true hero. Along the way, he is joined by his loyal and comedic companion, Philoctetes, a satyr who becomes his mentor. Hercules must face various mythical beasts, overcome adversity, and learn what it truly means to be a hero.

Cast:
- Hercules (voiced by Tate Donovan) - The film's protagonist and the son of Zeus. Hercules possesses incredible strength, but lacks control over his powers.
- Megara (voiced by Susan Egan) - A spirited and independent woman who becomes Hercules' love interest. Despite her initial mistrust, Megara ultimately helps Hercules on his journey.
- Hades (voiced by James Woods) - The villainous Lord of the Underworld, Hades seeks to overthrow Zeus and rule Mount Olympus. He is conniving, snarky, and uses his wit to further his evil plans.
- Philoctetes (voiced by Danny DeVito) - A satyr who becomes Hercules' mentor. Phil is gruff, yet endearing, and guides Hercules in his quest to become a hero.
- Zeus (voiced by Rip Torn) - The powerful king of the gods and Hercules' father, Zeus is determined to protect his son from Hades' schemes and ensure his safety.
- Pain (voiced by Bobcat Goldthwait) and Panic (voiced by Matt Frewer) - Hades' bumbling henchmen, constantly tasked with carrying out his nefarious plans. Their comedic incompetence adds levity to the film.

Music:
"Hercules" is renowned for its catchy soundtrack, blending Greek-inspired melodies with soulful gospel numbers. The film prominently features the musical talents of Alan Menken, who composed the score and co-wrote the songs with lyricist David Zippel. Songs like "Go the Distance," "Zero to Hero," and "I Won't Say (I'm in Love)" have become classics, inspiring audiences with their uplifting messages and memorable tunes.

Conclusion:
With its delightful animation, memorable characters, and an uplifting storyline, "Hercules" continues to entertain and inspire audiences of all ages. The film's positive messages of perseverance, finding one's identity, and the power of true heroism resonate even today. Whether you're reliving fond childhood memories or discovering this enchanting tale for the first time, the sounds and magic of "Hercules" can be enjoyed by all.

You can play and download the enchanting sounds of "Hercules" on various music streaming platforms or purchase the soundtrack to transport yourself to the lively world of ancient Greece. So gather your family and embark on an extraordinary adventure with Hercules, as he proves that even a mortal can become a hero.

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A And I'm his gopher!
A And I'm his gopher!
A couple of rodents looking for a theme park.
A couple of rodents looking for a theme park.
A friend of yours who's dying to see me.
A friend of yours who's dying to see me.
A god!
A god!
A guy can only take so much disappointment.
A guy can only take so much disappointment.
A life without Meg, even an immortal life,
A life without Meg, even an immortal life,
A little cirrus and a touch of nimbostratus
A little cirrus and a touch of nimbostratus
A real pain in the patella!
A real pain in the patella!
A stirring performance, boys.
A stirring performance, boys.
A true hero. Great!
A true hero. Great!
A word of caution to this tale.
A word of caution to this tale.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
After all these years, is this the kind of hello you give your father?
After all these years, is this the kind of hello you give your father?
Ah, Phil, schmill. Just follow me.
Ah, Phil, schmill. Just follow me.
Ah, son, you shouldn't let those things they said back there get to you.
Ah, son, you shouldn't let those things they said back there get to you.
Ah, very nice! What I'm tryin' to say is...
Ah, very nice! What I'm tryin' to say is...
Ah! Now watch your old man work!
Ah! Now watch your old man work!
Aim!
Aim!
Alcmene, over here.
Alcmene, over here.
All I know is you're the most amazing person with weak ankles I've ever met.
All I know is you're the most amazing person with weak ankles I've ever met.
All right, just take it easy, champ.
All right, just take it easy, champ.
All right! Break it up! Break it up! Party's over!
All right! Break it up! Break it up! Party's over!
All right! Not bad, kid!
All right! Not bad, kid!
All we need now is a plague of locusts.
All we need now is a plague of locusts.
Am scray!
Am scray!
Amphitryon, for so many years
Amphitryon, for so many years
And a dash of cumulus.
And a dash of cumulus.
And And at least we made him mortal. That's a good thing.
And And at least we made him mortal. That's a good thing.
And as for you, ya bum, you're gonna go to the stadium
And as for you, ya bum, you're gonna go to the stadium
And by the way, Herc, is she not a fabulous little actress?
And by the way, Herc, is she not a fabulous little actress?
And by the way, sweet cheeks, I'm real, too.
And by the way, sweet cheeks, I'm real, too.
And by thunder, you're old enough now to know the truth.
And by thunder, you're old enough now to know the truth.
And every single one of those bums let me down flatter than a discus.
And every single one of those bums let me down flatter than a discus.
And Future.
And Future.
And he'd kinda blow this whole thing off, you know?
And he'd kinda blow this whole thing off, you know?
And he's all yours, son.
And he's all yours, son.
And Herc, you little devil you. May I call you Herc?
And Herc, you little devil you. May I call you Herc?
And here I am, kind of river guardian less.
And here I am, kind of river guardian less.
And here is a sucker for the little sucker, eh?
And here is a sucker for the little sucker, eh?
And how does this creep thank you?
And how does this creep thank you?
And I am tellin' you, and this is the honest to Zeus truth,
And I am tellin' you, and this is the honest to Zeus truth,
And I don't wanna hurt you, so let's both do ourselves a favour and stop this
And I don't wanna hurt you, so let's both do ourselves a favour and stop this
And I give you the thing that you crave most in the entire cosmos,
And I give you the thing that you crave most in the entire cosmos,
And I think I'm gonna like it here.
And I think I'm gonna like it here.
And Meg here is free as a bird and safe from harm.
And Meg here is free as a bird and safe from harm.
And not a very lively one, at that.
And not a very lively one, at that.
And now that I set you free, what is the first thing you are going to do?
And now that I set you free, what is the first thing you are going to do?
And only gods can live on Mount Olympus.
And only gods can live on Mount Olympus.
And people would say, "That's Phil's boy."
And people would say, "That's Phil's boy."
And the girls were all named Brittany?
And the girls were all named Brittany?
And the greatest and strongest of all these heroes was the mighty Hercules.
And the greatest and strongest of all these heroes was the mighty Hercules.
And the one schlemiel who can louse it up is waltzing around in the woods!
And the one schlemiel who can louse it up is waltzing around in the woods!
And they're practically at our gates!
And they're practically at our gates!
And this is Pegasus.
And this is Pegasus.
And this time, no foul ups. Wow!
And this time, no foul ups. Wow!
And you are wearing his merchandise!
And you are wearing his merchandise!
And you can't do a thing?
And you can't do a thing?
And you, Hades, will rule all!
And you, Hades, will rule all!
And you're gonna be put through the workout of your life!
And you're gonna be put through the workout of your life!
And, as always, hey, full of dead people.
And, as always, hey, full of dead people.
And, hey, two thumbs way, way up for our leading lady.
And, hey, two thumbs way, way up for our leading lady.
Animals! Disgusting!
Animals! Disgusting!
Animals! Disgusting!
Animals! Disgusting!
Are you always this articulate?
Are you always this articulate?
Are you, uh, all right. Miss, uh...
Are you, uh, all right. Miss, uh...
Aren't we forgetting one teensy weensy, but ever so crucial little, tiny detail?
Aren't we forgetting one teensy weensy, but ever so crucial little, tiny detail?
At 1:00, you got a meeting with King Augeas.
At 1:00, you got a meeting with King Augeas.
At least I beat him, didn't I?
At least I beat him, didn't I?
Aw, how cute.
Aw, how cute.
Ay, verse. Oy.
Ay, verse. Oy.
Because our little nut, Meg, has to go all noble.
Because our little nut, Meg, has to go all noble.
Before we...
Before we...
Behave yourself.
Behave yourself.
Besides, O oneness, you can't beat him.
Besides, O oneness, you can't beat him.
Bingo! They're immortal.
Bingo! They're immortal.
Blow him away!
Blow him away!
Boom, badda boom! Boom, boom!
Boom, badda boom! Boom, boom!
Boy, am I glad to meet you! I'm Hercules.
Boy, am I glad to meet you! I'm Hercules.
Brothers! Titans!
Brothers! Titans!
But at least I've got one swell consolation prize,
But at least I've got one swell consolation prize,
But before the flood.
But before the flood.
But by the strength of his heart.
But by the strength of his heart.
But by the time they found the baby, it was too late.
But by the time they found the baby, it was too late.
But I could see through that in a Peloponnesian minute.
But I could see through that in a Peloponnesian minute.
But I'm different than those other guys, Phil!
But I'm different than those other guys, Phil!
But if I don't become a true hero, I'll never be able to rejoin my father, Zeus.
But if I don't become a true hero, I'll never be able to rejoin my father, Zeus.
But if you found me, then where did I come from?
But if you found me, then where did I come from?
But that furshlugginer heel of his!
But that furshlugginer heel of his!
But this is the big leagues!
But this is the big leagues!
But what can I tell ya? Anyway, what do you owe these people, huh?
But what can I tell ya? Anyway, what do you owe these people, huh?
But what is the measure of a true hero?
But what is the measure of a true hero?
But why did you leave me on Earth? Didn't you want me?
But why did you leave me on Earth? Didn't you want me?
But you... Are Aren't you a damsel in distress?
But you... Are Aren't you a damsel in distress?
But, Father, I've beaten every single monster I've come up against.
But, Father, I've beaten every single monster I've come up against.
But, Pop, they're right. I I am a freak. I I try to fit in. I really do.
But, Pop, they're right. I I am a freak. I I try to fit in. I really do.
But...
But...
By running off with some babe.
By running off with some babe.
Bye bye, Wonderboy.
Bye bye, Wonderboy.
Bye.
Bye.
Call me Phil.
Call me Phil.
Can I ask you a question, by the way? Are you...
Can I ask you a question, by the way? Are you...
Careful!
Careful!
Charge!
Charge!
Cleopatra?
Cleopatra?
Come here, come here. Let me show you around.
Come here, come here. Let me show you around.
Come on, Hades. Don't be such a stiff. Join the celebration!
Come on, Hades. Don't be such a stiff. Join the celebration!
Come on, kid! Concentrate!
Come on, kid! Concentrate!
Come on, kid.
Come on, kid.
Come on, kid. Come on. Fight back.
Come on, kid. Come on. Fight back.
Come on, you can take this bum. This guy's a pushover. Look at him.
Come on, you can take this bum. This guy's a pushover. Look at him.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on! Hurry up! We're shovin' off here!
Come on! Hurry up! We're shovin' off here!
Come out! Face me!
Come out! Face me!
Coming, your most lugubriousness. Ow!
Coming, your most lugubriousness. Ow!
Congratulations, Wonderboy. You'll make one heck of a god.
Congratulations, Wonderboy. You'll make one heck of a god.
Couldn't have done it without you, sugar, sweetheart, babe.
Couldn't have done it without you, sugar, sweetheart, babe.
Crush Zeus!
Crush Zeus!
D oh! It's like I keep tellin' ya. You gotta stay focused, and... You...
D oh! It's like I keep tellin' ya. You gotta stay focused, and... You...
Darling, hold that mortal's thread of life
Darling, hold that mortal's thread of life
Dead as a door nail.
Dead as a door nail.
Dear, keep those away from the baby.
Dear, keep those away from the baby.
Definitely not good!
Definitely not good!
DGR, the Daughters of the Greek Revolution.
DGR, the Daughters of the Greek Revolution.
Did you cut your hair or something? You look fabulous.
Did you cut your hair or something? You look fabulous.
Did you see that?
Did you see that?
Didn't know you had a famous father, did you?
Didn't know you had a famous father, did you?
Didn't we?
Didn't we?
Don't even get me started on the crime rate.
Don't even get me started on the crime rate.
Don't even go there.
Don't even go there.
Don't get too comfortable, Hades!
Don't get too comfortable, Hades!
Don't just barrel in there without thinking. Eh?
Don't just barrel in there without thinking. Eh?
Don't make eye contact. People here are nuts.
Don't make eye contact. People here are nuts.
Don't worry. Shorty here can explain it to ya later.
Don't worry. Shorty here can explain it to ya later.
Dreams are for rookies.
Dreams are for rookies.
Earth to Herc! Come in, Herc! Come in, Herc!
Earth to Herc! Come in, Herc! Come in, Herc!
Easy, fellas. You'll be all right.
Easy, fellas. You'll be all right.
Easy, horsefeathers.
Easy, horsefeathers.
Eh, but dreams are for rookies.
Eh, but dreams are for rookies.
Eh, close enough. Let's get you cleaned up.
Eh, close enough. Let's get you cleaned up.
Everybody's got a little taste of somethin' but me.
Everybody's got a little taste of somethin' but me.
Everybody's not like that.
Everybody's not like that.
Everyone's been captured. I've been captured!
Everyone's been captured. I've been captured!
Everything except old Snowball here.
Everything except old Snowball here.
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
F F Father?
F F Father?
Fabulous party. You know,
Fabulous party. You know,
Father, this is the moment I've always dreamed of.
Father, this is the moment I've always dreamed of.
Father, wait!
Father, wait!
Fine work, my boy! You've done it!
Fine work, my boy! You've done it!
Fine, fine, fine.
Fine, fine, fine.
Fine, okay. I'll give you that one.
Fine, okay. I'll give you that one.
Fine! G...
Fine! G...
Fine. Okay. Listen.
Fine. Okay. Listen.
Fine. So, instead of subtracting two years from your sentence,
Fine. So, instead of subtracting two years from your sentence,
First, analyse the situation.
First, analyse the situation.
First, that restaurant by the bay, and then that play, that Oedipus thing.
First, that restaurant by the bay, and then that play, that Oedipus thing.
First, you must seek out Philoctetes, the trainer of heroes.
First, you must seek out Philoctetes, the trainer of heroes.
Flea.
Flea.
Follow the fingers! Him! The yutz with the horse.
Follow the fingers! Him! The yutz with the horse.
For a true hero isn't measured by the size of his strength,
For a true hero isn't measured by the size of his strength,
For the Trojans, hey. They bet on the wrong horse, okay?
For the Trojans, hey. They bet on the wrong horse, okay?
Freak! Yeah, go away!
Freak! Yeah, go away!
Freeze him!
Freeze him!
From that day forward, our boy Hercules could do no wrong.
From that day forward, our boy Hercules could do no wrong.
Game.
Game.
Gee, i i it's great to see you.
Gee, i i it's great to see you.
Geez Louise! What got his goat, huh?
Geez Louise! What got his goat, huh?
Geez! You don't give up, do ya?
Geez! You don't give up, do ya?
Get away from me! Don't touch me! Get your slimy souls off me!
Get away from me! Don't touch me! Get your slimy souls off me!
Get back, blast you!
Get back, blast you!
Get outta there, you big lug, while you still can.
Get outta there, you big lug, while you still can.
Get them!
Get them!
Get yourself another girl. I'm through.
Get yourself another girl. I'm through.
Girls! Stop! Stop! Come back, come back, come back.
Girls! Stop! Stop! Come back, come back, come back.
Give that your best shot.
Give that your best shot.
Go! I don't... I don't need you.
Go! I don't... I don't need you.
Good and tight.
Good and tight.
Good luck, son.
Good luck, son.
Gotcha!
Gotcha!
Great, great. Anyway, see, ladies, I was at this party, and I lost track of...
Great, great. Anyway, see, ladies, I was at this party, and I lost track of...
Guys, get your titanic rears in gear and kick some Olympian butt!
Guys, get your titanic rears in gear and kick some Olympian butt!
Guys, guys, relax.
Guys, guys, relax.
H Hades' deal is broken.
H Hades' deal is broken.
Ha ha! You probably don't remember Pegasus, but you two go way back, son.
Ha ha! You probably don't remember Pegasus, but you two go way back, son.
Ha, ha, ha!
Ha, ha, ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha! Meg.
Ha! Meg.
Hades is gonna kill us when he finds out what happened.
Hades is gonna kill us when he finds out what happened.
Hades mad.
Hades mad.
Hades. You're behind this!
Hades. You're behind this!
Hah! Oh, he's strong like his dad, hmm?
Hah! Oh, he's strong like his dad, hmm?
Hah! Work yourself to death!
Hah! Work yourself to death!
Hah! You're doin' great, son. You're doing your old man proud.
Hah! You're doin' great, son. You're doing your old man proud.
Have you ever reversed a natural disaster?
Have you ever reversed a natural disaster?
Haven't you ever had a dream,
Haven't you ever had a dream,
He barely gets nicked there once and kaboom!
He barely gets nicked there once and kaboom!
He comes on with this big, innocent farm boy routine,
He comes on with this big, innocent farm boy routine,
He could jab, he could take a hit, he could keep on comin'.
He could jab, he could take a hit, he could keep on comin'.
He has no weaknesses. He's gonna...
He has no weaknesses. He's gonna...
He He just can't control his strength.
He He just can't control his strength.
He hurt you real bad, didn't he, Meg? Huh?
He hurt you real bad, didn't he, Meg? Huh?
He promised I wouldn't get hurt.
He promised I wouldn't get hurt.
He was so hot, steam looked cool.
He was so hot, steam looked cool.
He's a magnificent horse with the brain of a bird.
He's a magnificent horse with the brain of a bird.
He's got a problem with his stables.
He's got a problem with his stables.
He's history.
He's history.
He's losin' points for this!
He's losin' points for this!
He's makin' the story sound like some Greek tragedy.
He's makin' the story sound like some Greek tragedy.
He's not gonna be happy when he gets outta there.
He's not gonna be happy when he gets outta there.
He's so tiny.
He's so tiny.
He's the only one who can talk some sense into him.
He's the only one who can talk some sense into him.
He's too dangerous to be around normal people!
He's too dangerous to be around normal people!
Hear me out, ya little... Just hear me out, okay?
Hear me out, ya little... Just hear me out, okay?
Hello? Hello? Am I talking to, what? Hyperspace? Hello, it's me.
Hello? Hello? Am I talking to, what? Hyperspace? Hello, it's me.
Help, help, help!
Help, help, help!
Help! Please! There's been a terrible accident!
Help! Please! There's been a terrible accident!
Herc... Huh. I think I prefer Wonderboy.
Herc... Huh. I think I prefer Wonderboy.
Hercules,
Hercules,
Hercules, if you can prove yourself a true hero on Earth,
Hercules, if you can prove yourself a true hero on Earth,
Hercules, slow down!
Hercules, slow down!
Hercules, son...
Hercules, son...
Hercules, stop! You can't do this to me. You can't...
Hercules, stop! You can't do this to me. You can't...
Hercules, we're so proud of you.
Hercules, we're so proud of you.
Hercules!
Hercules!
Hercules!
Hercules!
Hercules!
Hercules!
Hercules!
Hercules!
Hercules!
Hercules!
Hercules! Look out!
Hercules! Look out!
Hercules? Why does that name ring a bell?
Hercules? Why does that name ring a bell?
Hercules. My... My name is Hercules.
Hercules. My... My name is Hercules.
Here you go, kid. A little Grecian formula.
Here you go, kid. A little Grecian formula.
Here you go. Ya just...
Here you go. Ya just...
Heroes like Hercules.
Heroes like Hercules.
Hey, hey, hey. Hold on, kiddo!
Hey, hey, hey. Hold on, kiddo!
Hey, hey! Watch the glasses.
Hey, hey! Watch the glasses.
Hey, hey. I only need a few seconds and I'm a fast talker, all right?
Hey, hey. I only need a few seconds and I'm a fast talker, all right?
Hey, how you doin'? Lookin' good. Nice dress.
Hey, how you doin'? Lookin' good. Nice dress.
Hey, I really don't have, like, time to bat this around.
Hey, I really don't have, like, time to bat this around.
Hey, I'm gonna add two on, okay?
Hey, I'm gonna add two on, okay?
Hey, I've sworn off manhandling.
Hey, I've sworn off manhandling.
Hey, isn't that the goat man who trained Achilles?
Hey, isn't that the goat man who trained Achilles?
Hey, Phil! Phil! Phil! Take it easy. Phil.
Hey, Phil! Phil! Phil! Take it easy. Phil.
Hey, Phil! What happened to you?
Hey, Phil! What happened to you?
Hey, uh, nice job on those heels!
Hey, uh, nice job on those heels!
Hey, wait a second. Five isn't an even...
Hey, wait a second. Five isn't an even...
Hey, watch it, watch it! Watch it! Keep your goo goo eyes on the...
Hey, watch it, watch it! Watch it! Keep your goo goo eyes on the...
Hey, watch it! Watch it! Watch...
Hey, watch it! Watch it! Watch...
Hey, what's the buzz, Meg?
Hey, what's the buzz, Meg?
Hey, you need an extra guy?
Hey, you need an extra guy?
Hey, you wanted answers,
Hey, you wanted answers,
Hey! Whoa!
Hey! Whoa!
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Where is he?
Hey. Where is he?
His name is Pegasus,
His name is Pegasus,
Hit it, ladies!
Hit it, ladies!
Hmm. Fortunately for the three of you,
Hmm. Fortunately for the three of you,
Hmm. What day is that, son?
Hmm. What day is that, son?
Hmph. Well, well. It's a small underworld after all. Huh?
Hmph. Well, well. It's a small underworld after all. Huh?
Hold it!
Hold it!
Holy Hera.
Holy Hera.
Honey, you mean "Hunk ules."
Honey, you mean "Hunk ules."
How 'bout you?
How 'bout you?
How am I supposed to prove myself a hero if nobody will give me a chance?
How am I supposed to prove myself a hero if nobody will give me a chance?
How can I come down there when I'm feeling so up?
How can I come down there when I'm feeling so up?
How do you kill a god?
How do you kill a god?
How do you know what I'm like?
How do you know what I'm like?
How many horns do ya see?
How many horns do ya see?
How sentimental.
How sentimental.
Huh! I hate to burst your bubble, kid, but that ain't applause.
Huh! I hate to burst your bubble, kid, but that ain't applause.
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Hup, two, three, four. Come on, everybody!
Hup, two, three, four. Come on, everybody!
Hurry!
Hurry!
I am ready. I want to get off this island.
I am ready. I want to get off this island.
I analysed the situation, controlled my strength and kicked.
I analysed the situation, controlled my strength and kicked.
I came back 'cause I'm not quittin' on ya.
I came back 'cause I'm not quittin' on ya.
I can feel it right down to these stubby bowlegs of mine.
I can feel it right down to these stubby bowlegs of mine.
I can go the distance. Come on. I'll show you.
I can go the distance. Come on. I'll show you.
I can handle this. Have a nice day.
I can handle this. Have a nice day.
I can't believe this guy.
I can't believe this guy.
I can't believe you're getting so worked up about some guy.
I can't believe you're getting so worked up about some guy.
I can't hear you!
I can't hear you!
I can't, Hercules, but you can.
I can't, Hercules, but you can.
I didn't know that playing hooky could be so much fun.
I didn't know that playing hooky could be so much fun.
I didn't mean to... I I couldn't... I...
I didn't mean to... I I couldn't... I...
I do have a little leverage you might wanna know about.
I do have a little leverage you might wanna know about.
I don't care. I'm not gonna help you hurt him.
I don't care. I'm not gonna help you hurt him.
I don't feel so good. I I feel a little...
I don't feel so good. I I feel a little...
I don't know. Um, maybe we owe him money?
I don't know. Um, maybe we owe him money?
I don't think we covered this one in basic training!
I don't think we covered this one in basic training!
I dreamed I was gonna train the greatest hero there ever was.
I dreamed I was gonna train the greatest hero there ever was.
I finally know where I belong.
I finally know where I belong.
I gave it my best shot, but he made me an offer I had to refuse.
I gave it my best shot, but he made me an offer I had to refuse.
I gave this everything I had.
I gave this everything I had.
I got a fur wedgie.
I got a fur wedgie.
I got nothin'. I'm here with nothin'. Anybody listenin'?
I got nothin'. I'm here with nothin'. Anybody listenin'?
I have a special job for you, my optic friend.
I have a special job for you, my optic friend.
I haven't been throwing the right curves at him, Meg, my sweet.
I haven't been throwing the right curves at him, Meg, my sweet.
I haven't seen this much love in a room since Narcissus discovered himself.
I haven't seen this much love in a room since Narcissus discovered himself.
I I got it!
I I got it!
I I gotta know.
I I gotta know.
I I I missed you.
I I I missed you.
I I It's you!
I I It's you!
I I'm I'm the most famous person in all of Greece.
I I'm I'm the most famous person in all of Greece.
I just can't.
I just can't.
I knew that dame was trouble. This is gonna break the kid's heart.
I knew that dame was trouble. This is gonna break the kid's heart.
I know it doesn't make any sense.
I know it doesn't make any sense.
I know you know. I know. I got it. I got the concept.
I know you know. I know. I got it. I got the concept.
I know, it's... it's crazy.
I know, it's... it's crazy.
I know. I know.
I know. I know.
I mangled the Minotaur, grappled with the Gorgon.
I mangled the Minotaur, grappled with the Gorgon.
I mean your little chickie poo here was working for me all the time.
I mean your little chickie poo here was working for me all the time.
I mean, for what? Pandora, it was the box thing.
I mean, for what? Pandora, it was the box thing.
I mean, you look like a Fate worse than death.
I mean, you look like a Fate worse than death.
I must have had a chunk of brimstone wedged in my ear or something.
I must have had a chunk of brimstone wedged in my ear or something.
I need an answer, like, now. Going once, going twice...
I need an answer, like, now. Going once, going twice...
I need more thunderbolts!
I need more thunderbolts!
I need somebody who can handle him as a man.
I need somebody who can handle him as a man.
I need to know.
I need to know.
I need your help.
I need your help.
I own you!
I own you!
I promise.
I promise.
I swear to you, Hades, when I get out of this...
I swear to you, Hades, when I get out of this...
I swear, Nessus. Put me down or I'll...
I swear, Nessus. Put me down or I'll...
I think he does, Meg.
I think he does, Meg.
I thought I smelled a rat.
I thought I smelled a rat.
I thought you were gonna be the all time champ,
I thought you were gonna be the all time champ,
I thought you were gonna persuade the river guardian
I thought you were gonna persuade the river guardian
I throw everything I've got at him and it doesn't even...
I throw everything I've got at him and it doesn't even...
I trained all those would be heroes.
I trained all those would be heroes.
I truly think he does.
I truly think he does.
I want to become a hero, a true hero.
I want to become a hero, a true hero.
I want to see battles and monsters.
I want to see battles and monsters.
I want to thank you all for your wonderful gifts!
I want to thank you all for your wonderful gifts!
I was going for innocence.
I was going for innocence.
I was really moved.
I was really moved.
I wish to stay on Earth with her.
I wish to stay on Earth with her.
I won't let you down, Father!
I won't let you down, Father!
I wonder if maybe
I wonder if maybe
I would never, ever hurt you.
I would never, ever hurt you.
I, I would have given anything to be exactly like everybody else.
I, I would have given anything to be exactly like everybody else.
I, I, I can't stop thinking about Meg.
I, I, I can't stop thinking about Meg.
I...
I...
I'd advise you not to wear your new sandals.
I'd advise you not to wear your new sandals.
I'll be all right. I'm a big, tough girl. I tie my own sandals and everything.
I'll be all right. I'm a big, tough girl. I tie my own sandals and everything.
I'll find Philoctetes and become a true hero.
I'll find Philoctetes and become a true hero.
I'll go to the temple of Zeus and...
I'll go to the temple of Zeus and...
I'll have to ask you to release that young...
I'll have to ask you to release that young...
I'll watch over her, kid.
I'll watch over her, kid.
I'll wipe that stupid grin off your face! You...
I'll wipe that stupid grin off your face! You...
I'm a damsel, I'm in distress.
I'm a damsel, I'm in distress.
I'm about to rearrange the cosmos,
I'm about to rearrange the cosmos,
I'm afraid being famous isn't the same as being a true hero.
I'm afraid being famous isn't the same as being a true hero.
I'm fine. You just run along.
I'm fine. You just run along.
I'm glad to hear you say that, Father.
I'm glad to hear you say that, Father.
I'm Hercules, and, uh... I happen to be a hero.
I'm Hercules, and, uh... I happen to be a hero.
I'm hoppin' the first barge out of here. I'm goin' home.
I'm hoppin' the first barge out of here. I'm goin' home.
I'm I I'm an action figure!
I'm I I'm an action figure!
I'm kind of on a schedule here. I got plans for August. Okay?
I'm kind of on a schedule here. I got plans for August. Okay?
I'm right behind ya, kid! Whoo!
I'm right behind ya, kid! Whoo!
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm the one giving orders now, bolt boy.
I'm the one giving orders now, bolt boy.
I'm too old to get mixed up in this stuff again.
I'm too old to get mixed up in this stuff again.
I'm warning you.
I'm warning you.
I'm way behind ya, kid.
I'm way behind ya, kid.
I'm willing to go the distance.
I'm willing to go the distance.
I've been waiting for this day a long time.
I've been waiting for this day a long time.
I've done my part. Get your little imps...
I've done my part. Get your little imps...
I've got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo,
I've got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo,
If I say, "I want Wonderboy's head on a platter," you say...
If I say, "I want Wonderboy's head on a platter," you say...
If I say, "Sing," you say, "Hey, name that tune."
If I say, "Sing," you say, "Hey, name that tune."
If only. If only.
If only. If only.
If there's one god you don't want to get steamed up, it's Hades.
If there's one god you don't want to get steamed up, it's Hades.
If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere.
If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere.
If you played hooky this afternoon?
If you played hooky this afternoon?
If you would just take a day off from this hero business of yours.
If you would just take a day off from this hero business of yours.
If you're my father, that would make me a...
If you're my father, that would make me a...
If. If is good.
If. If is good.
In 18 years precisely,
In 18 years precisely,
Incoming!
Incoming!
Indoor plumbing, it's gonna be big.
Indoor plumbing, it's gonna be big.
Is this kid gonna mess up my hostile takeover bid, or what?
Is this kid gonna mess up my hostile takeover bid, or what?
Is Wonderboy here for real?
Is Wonderboy here for real?
Isn't it just peachy?
Isn't it just peachy?
Isn't Meg, little smoochy face you, isn't she more important than they are?
Isn't Meg, little smoochy face you, isn't she more important than they are?
Isn't that too nutty?
Isn't that too nutty?
It looks better that way.
It looks better that way.
It seems like every time I turn around,
It seems like every time I turn around,
It was all my fault.
It was all my fault.
It was tragic! We lost everything in the fire.
It was tragic! We lost everything in the fire.
It was tragic.
It was tragic.
It wasn't my fault. It was this wonderboy, Hercules.
It wasn't my fault. It was this wonderboy, Hercules.
It, uh... seems to me that what you folks need is a hero.
It, uh... seems to me that what you folks need is a hero.
It's a big, tough town. Good place to start buildin' a rep.
It's a big, tough town. Good place to start buildin' a rep.
It's about him. If you don't help him now, Phil, he'll die.
It's about him. If you don't help him now, Phil, he'll die.
It's all right. The sea of raging hormones has ebbed.
It's all right. The sea of raging hormones has ebbed.
It's him!
It's him!
It's like I'm... What am I, an echo or something?
It's like I'm... What am I, an echo or something?
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's only half time.
It's only half time.
It's something you have to discover for yourself.
It's something you have to discover for yourself.
It's the symbol of the gods.
It's the symbol of the gods.
It's the truth!
It's the truth!
Jeepers, mister. You're really strong.
Jeepers, mister. You're really strong.
Jeez, I mean, monsters, natural disasters. You wait a day, okay?
Jeez, I mean, monsters, natural disasters. You wait a day, okay?
Just get me down before I ruin the upholstery.
Just get me down before I ruin the upholstery.
Just hang onto the kid, Panic.
Just hang onto the kid, Panic.
Just let me know the instant the Fates arrive.
Just let me know the instant the Fates arrive.
Just like Phil told me.
Just like Phil told me.
Just stare at the sidewalk. Come on.
Just stare at the sidewalk. Come on.
Keep your toga on, pal.
Keep your toga on, pal.
Kid, come inside. I want to show you something.
Kid, come inside. I want to show you something.
Kid, I'm tryin' to talk to ya! Will you come down here and listen?
Kid, I'm tryin' to talk to ya! Will you come down here and listen?
Kid, kid, kid.
Kid, kid, kid.
Kid, we gotta talk.
Kid, we gotta talk.
Kid, you're missin' the point.
Kid, you're missin' the point.
Ladies, please.
Ladies, please.
Ladies! I am so sorry that I'm...
Ladies! I am so sorry that I'm...
Lead with your left. Lead with your left! Your other left!
Lead with your left. Lead with your left! Your other left!
Let the kid have a little fun.
Let the kid have a little fun.
Let's get ready to rumble!
Let's get ready to rumble!
Let's go, Pegasus!
Let's go, Pegasus!
Let's just kill the kid and get it over with, okay?
Let's just kill the kid and get it over with, okay?
Like I'm supposed to be someplace else.
Like I'm supposed to be someplace else.
Listen to me, kid. I seen 'em all.
Listen to me, kid. I seen 'em all.
Listen. Hercules is in trouble.
Listen. Hercules is in trouble.
Long ago, in the faraway land of ancient Greece,
Long ago, in the faraway land of ancient Greece,
Look at that! He's changing. Can we do it now?
Look at that! He's changing. Can we do it now?
Look at you in your squalid prison!
Look at you in your squalid prison!
Look how cute he is.
Look how cute he is.
Look how you've grown.
Look how you've grown.
Look, I gotta do this.
Look, I gotta do this.
Look, I know what I did was wrong, but this isn't about me.
Look, I know what I did was wrong, but this isn't about me.
Look, I learned my lesson, okay?
Look, I learned my lesson, okay?
Looks like your game's over.
Looks like your game's over.
Love to, babe, but unlike you gods lounging about up here,
Love to, babe, but unlike you gods lounging about up here,
Ma, Pop,
Ma, Pop,
Man! I thought I had problems.
Man! I thought I had problems.
Match.
Match.
Maybe you should sit down!
Maybe you should sit down!
Me bite off head!
Me bite off head!
Medium or well done.
Medium or well done.
Meg is safe, otherwise you get your strength right back.
Meg is safe, otherwise you get your strength right back.
Meg, babe, a deal's a deal. You're off the hook.
Meg, babe, a deal's a deal. You're off the hook.
Meg, I... I...
Meg, I... I...
Meg, Meg, Meg, my sweet, deluded little minion.
Meg, Meg, Meg, my sweet, deluded little minion.
Meg, Meg, talk to him. You know, a little schmooze, uh...
Meg, Meg, talk to him. You know, a little schmooze, uh...
Meg, my little flower, my little bird, my little nut, Meg.
Meg, my little flower, my little bird, my little nut, Meg.
Meg, no.
Meg, no.
Meg, when I'm with you, I I don't feel so alone.
Meg, when I'm with you, I I don't feel so alone.
Meg!
Meg!
Meg!
Meg!
Meg! No!
Meg! No!
Meg?
Meg?
Meg?
Meg?
Meg.
Meg.
Meg.
Meg.
Meg.
Meg.
Megara. My friends call me Meg. At least, they would if I had any friends.
Megara. My friends call me Meg. At least, they would if I had any friends.
Melt Zeus!
Melt Zeus!
Memo to me, memo to me. Maim you after my meeting.
Memo to me, memo to me. Maim you after my meeting.
Mind his head.
Mind his head.
Mm hmm. Good, good.
Mm hmm. Good, good.
Mother.
Mother.
Move! Move, move, move, move, move! Move!
Move! Move, move, move, move, move! Move!
Mr High and Mighty, Mr "Hey, you, get off of my cloud," now he has...
Mr High and Mighty, Mr "Hey, you, get off of my cloud," now he has...
Mr Lightning Bolts!
Mr Lightning Bolts!
My boy.
My boy.
My boy.
My boy.
My fate is in your lovely hands.
My fate is in your lovely hands.
My favourite part of the game,
My favourite part of the game,
My little Hercules.
My little Hercules.
My little Hercules.
My little Hercules.
My lord and lady, the Titans have escaped,
My lord and lady, the Titans have escaped,
Nah! I mean, it's a possibility. It happens 'cause, you know, it's war.
Nah! I mean, it's a possibility. It happens 'cause, you know, it's war.
Nah. I'm no hero.
Nah. I'm no hero.
Name is Hades, Lord of the Dead.
Name is Hades, Lord of the Dead.
Next stop, Olympus.
Next stop, Olympus.
Next time, don't let your guard down because of a pair of big goo goo eyes!
Next time, don't let your guard down because of a pair of big goo goo eyes!
Nice catch, Jerkules.
Nice catch, Jerkules.
Nice horsey! My intentions were pure! I really was attracted to you.
Nice horsey! My intentions were pure! I really was attracted to you.
Nice shootin', Rex.
Nice shootin', Rex.
Nice work! Excelente!
Nice work! Excelente!
No problem, Pop.
No problem, Pop.
No weaknesses whatsoever?
No weaknesses whatsoever?
No, I... You don't under... I, I have this terrible fear of heights!
No, I... You don't under... I, I have this terrible fear of heights!
No, it really does.
No, it really does.
No, no, no, he has to drink the whole potion. Every last drop.
No, no, no, he has to drink the whole potion. Every last drop.
No, no, no, no, kid. Givin' up is for rookies.
No, no, no, no, kid. Givin' up is for rookies.
No, no, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no. Mustn't touch.
No, no, no. Mustn't touch.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No! Get him! Not me! Him!
No! Get him! Not me! Him!
No! It's... It's not like that.
No! It's... It's not like that.
No! Stop!
No! Stop!
No. I'm, I'm, I'm afraid I'm, uh, fit as a fiddle..
No. I'm, I'm, I'm afraid I'm, uh, fit as a fiddle..
Nobody can hurt you.
Nobody can hurt you.
Nobody listens.
Nobody listens.
None of 'em could go the distance.
None of 'em could go the distance.
Not exactly what I had in mind, but not bad.
Not exactly what I had in mind, but not bad.
Not so fast, sweetheart.
Not so fast, sweetheart.
Not the all time chump.
Not the all time chump.
Now we did it!
Now we did it!
Now you know how it feels to be just like everybody else.
Now you know how it feels to be just like everybody else.
Now, at last, my son,
Now, at last, my son,
Now, Hercules, this time, please just...
Now, Hercules, this time, please just...
Now, remember, kid.
Now, remember, kid.
Now, that's more like it!
Now, that's more like it!
Now, there was a guy who had it all, the build, the foot speed.
Now, there was a guy who had it all, the build, the foot speed.
Now, were the fires before or after the earthquake?
Now, were the fires before or after the earthquake?
Odysseus, Perseus, Theseus. A lot of "yeuseus."
Odysseus, Perseus, Theseus. A lot of "yeuseus."
Of course he's gonna f...
Of course he's gonna f...
Of course we did.
Of course we did.
Oh, gee, I I don't know.
Oh, gee, I I don't know.
Oh, gee, miss. I'm, I'm really sorry. That was dumb.
Oh, gee, miss. I'm, I'm really sorry. That was dumb.
Oh, he won't hurt himself.
Oh, he won't hurt himself.
Oh, hmph, well. The son of my hated rival trapped forever in a river of death.
Oh, hmph, well. The son of my hated rival trapped forever in a river of death.
Oh, I don't know. I I thought they looked kinda dashing.
Oh, I don't know. I I thought they looked kinda dashing.
Oh, I kill myself!
Oh, I kill myself!
Oh, I owe you big time, little guy. I do.
Oh, I owe you big time, little guy. I do.
Oh, I'm sorry, kid.
Oh, I'm sorry, kid.
Oh, I'm sory. I can handle it!
Oh, I'm sory. I can handle it!
Oh, I'm, I'm sorry.
Oh, I'm, I'm sorry.
Oh, listen to this. He's just another chariot chaser.
Oh, listen to this. He's just another chariot chaser.
Oh, look at this.
Oh, look at this.
Oh, Meg.
Oh, Meg.
Oh, mighty Zeus,
Oh, mighty Zeus,
Oh, my goodness. Whoa!
Oh, my goodness. Whoa!
Oh, my! Oh, no! Don't! No, no, no, no!
Oh, my! Oh, no! Don't! No, no, no, no!
Oh, no you don't. We're not supposed to reveal the future.
Oh, no you don't. We're not supposed to reveal the future.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, Pegasus!
Oh, Pegasus!
Oh, people always do crazy things when they're in love.
Oh, people always do crazy things when they're in love.
Oh, Phil I just had the greatest day of my life!
Oh, Phil I just had the greatest day of my life!
Oh, uh, no, not really.
Oh, uh, no, not really.
Oh, we're in trouble! Oh, big trouble! I gotta...
Oh, we're in trouble! Oh, big trouble! I gotta...
Oh, what are you doing? Without your strength, you'll be killed.
Oh, what are you doing? Without your strength, you'll be killed.
Oh, what's the matter with me?
Oh, what's the matter with me?
Oh, yeah! Flowers for everybody! Oh!
Oh, yeah! Flowers for everybody! Oh!
Oh, yeah? Well, maybe you better sit down for a while.
Oh, yeah? Well, maybe you better sit down for a while.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you poor thing.
Oh, you poor thing.
Oh, you what slipped my mind?
Oh, you what slipped my mind?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! Outside of town, two little boys. Th They were playing in the gorge.
Oh! Outside of town, two little boys. Th They were playing in the gorge.
Oh! You'll love this. One more thing.
Oh! You'll love this. One more thing.
Oh. Don't thank me just yet.
Oh. Don't thank me just yet.
Oh. There goes another one. Just like Achilles.
Oh. There goes another one. Just like Achilles.
Oh. They're here.
Oh. They're here.
Okay, fine, fine. I'm cool. I'm fine.
Okay, fine, fine. I'm cool. I'm fine.
Okay, okay, that's it. You won't face the truth? Fine.
Okay, okay, that's it. You won't face the truth? Fine.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Well, I deserved that. Herc, Herc, Herc. Can we talk?
Okay. Well, I deserved that. Herc, Herc, Herc. Can we talk?
Olympus would be that way.
Olympus would be that way.
On behalf of my son,
On behalf of my son,
On to battle!
On to battle!
On your left is Hercules' villa.
On your left is Hercules' villa.
Ooh, I'd like to make some sweet music with him...
Ooh, I'd like to make some sweet music with him...
Oops! S S sorry, guys!
Oops! S S sorry, guys!
Oops. Sorry, Penelope.
Oops. Sorry, Penelope.
Or the entire scheme I've been setting up for 18 years goes up in smoke,
Or the entire scheme I've been setting up for 18 years goes up in smoke,
Our hero's a zero! Our hero's a zero!
Our hero's a zero! Our hero's a zero!
Our next stop is the Pecs and Flex Gift Shop
Our next stop is the Pecs and Flex Gift Shop
Our story actually begins long before Hercules, many aeons ago.
Our story actually begins long before Hercules, many aeons ago.
Out the window, round the dumbbells, you lift up the back wall and we're gone.
Out the window, round the dumbbells, you lift up the back wall and we're gone.
Oy, vay.
Oy, vay.
Pain!
Pain!
Panic!
Panic!
Pardon me, my good, uh, uh, sir.
Pardon me, my good, uh, uh, sir.
Pegasus? Oh, no. Don't be silly. He'd be more than happy to... Ow!
Pegasus? Oh, no. Don't be silly. He'd be more than happy to... Ow!
People always do crazy things
People always do crazy things
People are gonna get hurt, aren't they?
People are gonna get hurt, aren't they?
Ph Ph Ph Phil? What do you call that thing?
Ph Ph Ph Phil? What do you call that thing?
Phil, help!
Phil, help!
Phil, Hercules needs your help!
Phil, Hercules needs your help!
Phil, I I did great.
Phil, I I did great.
Phil, this is great!
Phil, this is great!
Phil, wait. Where you going?
Phil, wait. Where you going?
Phil, what's the point?
Phil, what's the point?
Phil, you gotta admit. That was pretty heroic.
Phil, you gotta admit. That was pretty heroic.
Phil!
Phil!
Phil. I...
Phil. I...
Pinhead with hooves? Well, you know how men are.
Pinhead with hooves? Well, you know how men are.
Pitta bread. Pitta bread. Get your pitta bread here.
Pitta bread. Pitta bread. Get your pitta bread here.
Please, hear me and answer my prayer.
Please, hear me and answer my prayer.
Please!
Please!
Please!
Please!
Please.
Please.
Pull!
Pull!
R Really? W What? I'll do anything.
R Really? W What? I'll do anything.
Read me a book, would ya, Da da?
Read me a book, would ya, Da da?
Remember, like, a few years ago, every other boy was named Jason,
Remember, like, a few years ago, every other boy was named Jason,
Rescue some damsels.
Rescue some damsels.
Rule number 15, a hero is only as good as his weapon!
Rule number 15, a hero is only as good as his weapon!
Rule number 38. Come on, Phil. Keep them up there, huh?
Rule number 38. Come on, Phil. Keep them up there, huh?
Rule number 95, kid. Concentrate!
Rule number 95, kid. Concentrate!
Rule number 96.
Rule number 96.
Rule number six.
Rule number six.
Run for it!
Run for it!
Run!
Run!
Ruptured disks?
Ruptured disks?
Say the next 24 hours.
Say the next 24 hours.
See, he's gotta have a weakness because everybody's got a weakness.
See, he's gotta have a weakness because everybody's got a weakness.
See, I've got the major deal in the works. A real estate venture, if you will.
See, I've got the major deal in the works. A real estate venture, if you will.
See, Phil? That... That wasn't so hard.
See, Phil? That... That wasn't so hard.
Seek out Philoctetes. Right. I'll...
Seek out Philoctetes. Right. I'll...
Set.
Set.
She's been playin' ya for a sap!
She's been playin' ya for a sap!
She's something else.
She's something else.
She's something. Isn't she, Phil?
She's something. Isn't she, Phil?
Sheesh!
Sheesh!
Should Hercules fight, you will fail.
Should Hercules fight, you will fail.
Shut up!
Shut up!
Since I got a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat! Huh?
Since I got a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat! Huh?
Six?
Six?
So close.
So close.
So did they give you a name along with all those rippling pectorals?
So did they give you a name along with all those rippling pectorals?
So great, the gods would hang a picture of him in the stars all across the sky,
So great, the gods would hang a picture of him in the stars all across the sky,
So here's the deal. Zeus,
So here's the deal. Zeus,
So I would be eternally grateful
So I would be eternally grateful
So is this an audience or a mosaic?
So is this an audience or a mosaic?
So let me just ask.
So let me just ask.
So maybe you could put in a word with him,
So maybe you could put in a word with him,
So much for the preliminaries, and now on to the main event!
So much for the preliminaries, and now on to the main event!
So this is what heroes do on their days off.
So this is what heroes do on their days off.
So when do we start? Can we start now?
So when do we start? Can we start now?
So you took care of him, huh?
So you took care of him, huh?
So, can't. Love to, but can't.
So, can't. Love to, but can't.
So, first you got to turn the little sunspot mortal.
So, first you got to turn the little sunspot mortal.
So, Hades, you finally made it. How are things in the underworld?
So, Hades, you finally made it. How are things in the underworld?
So, uh, do you have any problems with things like this?
So, uh, do you have any problems with things like this?
So, uh, uh... How how how'd you get mixed up with the, uh...
So, uh, uh... How how how'd you get mixed up with the, uh...
Somebody call IX I I!
Somebody call IX I I!
Someone stole you from us and turned you mortal,
Someone stole you from us and turned you mortal,
Something you wanted so bad you'd do anything?
Something you wanted so bad you'd do anything?
Sometimes I feel like I really don't belong here,
Sometimes I feel like I really don't belong here,
Sometimes it's better to be alone.
Sometimes it's better to be alone.
Son...
Son...
Sorry. Weak ankles.
Sorry. Weak ankles.
Sound the alarm! Launch an immediate counterattack!
Sound the alarm! Launch an immediate counterattack!
Sounds like your basic DID, Damsel in Distress.
Sounds like your basic DID, Damsel in Distress.
Speak of the devil.
Speak of the devil.
Stay by the cart.
Stay by the cart.
Step aside, two legs.
Step aside, two legs.
Stick with me, kid. This city is a dangerous place.
Stick with me, kid. This city is a dangerous place.
Stop twitching.
Stop twitching.
Sudden death.
Sudden death.
Sure ya are. Everybody in Greece
Sure ya are. Everybody in Greece
Surprise!
Surprise!
Ta dah!
Ta dah!
Tell me about it.
Tell me about it.
Th There was this rock slide, a terrible rock slide.
Th There was this rock slide, a terrible rock slide.
Thank you, my boy.
Thank you, my boy.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thanks a ton, Wonderboy.
Thanks a ton, Wonderboy.
Thanks, son.
Thanks, son.
Thanks.
Thanks.
That boy is a menace!
That boy is a menace!
That doesn't sound good.
That doesn't sound good.
That if it wasn't for you, I never would have met her.
That if it wasn't for you, I never would have met her.
That kid's gonna be doin' laps for a month.
That kid's gonna be doin' laps for a month.
That you, by the way, so charitably bestowed on me, Zeus.
That you, by the way, so charitably bestowed on me, Zeus.
That's because they live in a city of turmoil.
That's because they live in a city of turmoil.
That's it!
That's it!
That's it. Dance around! Dance around!
That's it. Dance around! Dance around!
That's it. Next time, I drive.
That's it. Next time, I drive.
That's my boy.
That's my boy.
That's not a problem, is it?
That's not a problem, is it?
That's right.
That's right.
That's the sound of your freedom fluttering out the window forever.
That's the sound of your freedom fluttering out the window forever.
That's the spirit!
That's the spirit!
The crowds went wild!
The crowds went wild!
The day I rejoin the gods.
The day I rejoin the gods.
The end is coming! Can't you feel it?
The end is coming! Can't you feel it?
The great hero's 30 minute workout scroll Buns of Bronze.
The great hero's 30 minute workout scroll Buns of Bronze.
The one and only Thebes. The Big Olive itself.
The one and only Thebes. The Big Olive itself.
The planets will align ever so nicely.
The planets will align ever so nicely.
The thread won't cut.
The thread won't cut.
The time to act will be at hand.
The time to act will be at hand.
Thebes has certainly gone downhill in a hurry.
Thebes has certainly gone downhill in a hurry.
Thebes is still waitin'.
Thebes is still waitin'.
Then read my lips! Forget it.
Then read my lips! Forget it.
Then the once proud Zeus will finally fall,
Then the once proud Zeus will finally fall,
There he goes! On the veranda!
There he goes! On the veranda!
There is nothin' you can't do, kid.
There is nothin' you can't do, kid.
There was a golden age of powerful gods and extraordinary heroes.
There was a golden age of powerful gods and extraordinary heroes.
There's a whole cosmos up there waiting for me with, hey, my name on it.
There's a whole cosmos up there waiting for me with, hey, my name on it.
There's some new monster wreaking havoc and I...
There's some new monster wreaking havoc and I...
There's some things you just can't change.
There's some things you just can't change.
There's something your mother and I have been meaning to tell ya.
There's something your mother and I have been meaning to tell ya.
There's the little sunspot. Little snootchie.
There's the little sunspot. Little snootchie.
They couldn't handle him as a baby.
They couldn't handle him as a baby.
They even applauded, sort of.
They even applauded, sort of.
They think that "No" means "Yes," and "Get lost" means "Take me, I'm yours."
They think that "No" means "Yes," and "Get lost" means "Take me, I'm yours."
They were after the earthquake. I remember.
They were after the earthquake. I remember.
Think your nanny goat would go berserk
Think your nanny goat would go berserk
Thinks you're the greatest thing since they put the pocket in pitta.
Thinks you're the greatest thing since they put the pocket in pitta.
Thirsty?
Thirsty?
This is it! Don't you see? Maybe they have the answers!
This is it! Don't you see? Maybe they have the answers!
This is the last straw, Amphitryon!
This is the last straw, Amphitryon!
This is... This is impossible!
This is... This is impossible!
This kid is the genuine article.
This kid is the genuine article.
This might be a different Hercules.
This might be a different Hercules.
This one is different. He's honest, and he's sweet...
This one is different. He's honest, and he's sweet...
This ought to even the odds!
This ought to even the odds!
This was around your neck when we found you.
This was around your neck when we found you.
Three cheers for the mighty Hercules!
Three cheers for the mighty Hercules!
Throw!
Throw!
To join my team for the uprising,
To join my team for the uprising,
Trust me, kid.
Trust me, kid.
Two words.
Two words.
Ugh!
Ugh!
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Uh, don't don't don't unload just yet. First, I have to finagle with Phideas.
Uh, don't don't don't unload just yet. First, I have to finagle with Phideas.
Uh, exactly how do you become a true hero?
Uh, exactly how do you become a true hero?
Uh, Hephaestus has been captured, my lord.
Uh, Hephaestus has been captured, my lord.
Uh, I don't think your pinto likes me very much.
Uh, I don't think your pinto likes me very much.
Uh, no. Can you help us?
Uh, no. Can you help us?
Uh, Phil's got the rest of the day pretty much booked.
Uh, Phil's got the rest of the day pretty much booked.
Uh, powerful little tyke.
Uh, powerful little tyke.
Uh, sorry, Herc.
Uh, sorry, Herc.
Uh, uh, uh, I'm, um, uh...
Uh, uh, uh, I'm, um, uh...
Uh, we already got five, and we want to keep it an even number.
Uh, we already got five, and we want to keep it an even number.
Uh... Ma'am, I'm afraid you may be too close to the situation to realise...
Uh... Ma'am, I'm afraid you may be too close to the situation to realise...
Unleash the Titans, your monstrous band.
Unleash the Titans, your monstrous band.
Use your head!
Use your head!
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait! Stop!
Wait! Stop!
Wait! Um, can we give you a ride?
Wait! Um, can we give you a ride?
Wait! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Oh, nymphs!
Wait! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Oh, nymphs!
Wait. I'm sorry. Time out. Can I...
Wait. I'm sorry. Time out. Can I...
Wait. Wait, big guy.
Wait. Wait, big guy.
Wasn't Hercules the name of that kid we were supposed to...
Wasn't Hercules the name of that kid we were supposed to...
Watch it, pal.
Watch it, pal.
Watch it! That was part of the mast of the Argo.
Watch it! That was part of the mast of the Argo.
Watch out!
Watch out!
Watch the teeth. Watch the teeth. Keep going. Come on. Come on.
Watch the teeth. Watch the teeth. Keep going. Come on. Come on.
Watch this.
Watch this.
We are the Muses, goddesses of the arts and proclaimers of heroes.
We are the Muses, goddesses of the arts and proclaimers of heroes.
We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go home happy.
We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go home happy.
We got a job to do, remember?
We got a job to do, remember?
We simply need to find out Wonderboy's.
We simply need to find out Wonderboy's.
We still have time to correct this rather egregious oversight.
We still have time to correct this rather egregious oversight.
We sure will.
We sure will.
We tripped at the finish line. Why?
We tripped at the finish line. Why?
We were so close!
We were so close!
We're looking for someone called Philoctetes.
We're looking for someone called Philoctetes.
We've gotta find Phil.
We've gotta find Phil.
We've prayed to the gods to bless us with a child.
We've prayed to the gods to bless us with a child.
Well, gotta blaze.
Well, gotta blaze.
Well, he must have been abandoned.
Well, he must have been abandoned.
Well, let's see here. We'll take... Hmm, yes.
Well, let's see here. We'll take... Hmm, yes.
Well, okay. Okay, you want a road test? Saddle up, kid.
Well, okay. Okay, you want a road test? Saddle up, kid.
Well, thanks for everything, Herc. It's been a real slice.
Well, thanks for everything, Herc. It's been a real slice.
Well, they're just fine. You know, a little dark, a little gloomy.
Well, they're just fine. You know, a little dark, a little gloomy.
Well, try to be a little more careful next time, okay, kids?
Well, try to be a little more careful next time, okay, kids?
Well, uh, no.
Well, uh, no.
Well, wait. Stop!
Well, wait. Stop!
Well, what do ya know?
Well, what do ya know?
Well, you know, that's good because that's what got you into this jam in the first place, isn't it?
Well, you know, that's good because that's what got you into this jam in the first place, isn't it?
Weren't those your exact words?
Weren't those your exact words?
Wh Where do I belong?
Wh Where do I belong?
Wha Wha What's wrong?
Wha Wha What's wrong?
What a dish. What a doll.
What a dish. What a doll.
What about our gift, dear?
What about our gift, dear?
What are those?
What are those?
What are you gonna do? Ah!
What are you gonna do? Ah!
What are you talkin' about? Of course he's real. Whoa!
What are you talkin' about? Of course he's real. Whoa!
What are you, crazy? Sheesh.
What are you, crazy? Sheesh.
What can we do?
What can we do?
What could be behind curtain number one?
What could be behind curtain number one?
What d'ya say? It's happy ending time!
What d'ya say? It's happy ending time!
What do ya say? Come on.
What do ya say? Come on.
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
What do you think?
What do you think?
What does he need me for when he's got friends like you?
What does he need me for when he's got friends like you?
What exactly happened here?
What exactly happened here?
What is the weak link in Wonderboy's chain?
What is the weak link in Wonderboy's chain?
What more can I do?
What more can I do?
What?
What?
What? The Fates are here, and you didn't tell me?
What? The Fates are here, and you didn't tell me?
What's happening?
What's happening?
What's the matter with these scissors?
What's the matter with these scissors?
What's the matter, little guy? You stuck?
What's the matter, little guy? You stuck?
What's the matter? You never seen a satyr before?
What's the matter? You never seen a satyr before?
What's your hurry?
What's your hurry?
When old Penelope twisted her ankle back there, I thought we were done for.
When old Penelope twisted her ankle back there, I thought we were done for.
When rescuing a damsel, always handle with care.
When rescuing a damsel, always handle with care.
When they're in love.
When they're in love.
Where are you?
Where are you?
Where you can pick up
Where you can pick up
Which is exactly why I got a feelin' you're gonna leap at my new offer.
Which is exactly why I got a feelin' you're gonna leap at my new offer.
Which reminds me.
Which reminds me.
Who am I?
Who am I?
Who do you think taught Jason how to sail?
Who do you think taught Jason how to sail?
Who put you down there?
Who put you down there?
Who you callin' a rodent, sister? I'm a bunny!
Who you callin' a rodent, sister? I'm a bunny!
Who's there?
Who's there?
Whoa, baby!
Whoa, baby!
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold it! Hold on! He's gotta do it on his own.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold it! Hold on! He's gotta do it on his own.
Whoa, whoa! Oh, jeez!
Whoa, whoa! Oh, jeez!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa! All right! All right! You're bad! Okay!
Whoa! All right! All right! You're bad! Okay!
Whoa! Excuse me! Hot stuff coming through! Excuse me. One side, Ares.
Whoa! Excuse me! Hot stuff coming through! Excuse me. One side, Ares.
Whoa! Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Whoa! Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Whoa! Hey!
Whoa! Hey!
Whoa! Is my hair out?
Whoa! Is my hair out?
Whoa! Let's see.
Whoa! Let's see.
Whoo! I like 'em fiey!
Whoo! I like 'em fiey!
Whoops!
Whoops!
Why did you...
Why did you...
Why was I left here?
Why was I left here?
Why, Hercules!
Why, Hercules!
Why, Hermes, they're lovely.
Why, Hermes, they're lovely.
Why, you've got your mother's beautiful eyes and my strong chin.
Why, you've got your mother's beautiful eyes and my strong chin.
Why... why... why did ya...
Why... why... why did ya...
Will you forget the head slicing thing?
Will you forget the head slicing thing?
Will you just knock it off for a couple of seconds?
Will you just knock it off for a couple of seconds?
Wonderboy is hitting every curve you throw at him.
Wonderboy is hitting every curve you throw at him.
Wonderboy, what...
Wonderboy, what...
Wonderboy, you are perfect.
Wonderboy, you are perfect.
Wonderboy, you are too much.
Wonderboy, you are too much.
Wonderboy! Hercules! Thank goodness!
Wonderboy! Hercules! Thank goodness!
Would be empty.
Would be empty.
Wow. What a day.
Wow. What a day.
Y Your dad? He's a fun guy, right?
Y Your dad? He's a fun guy, right?
Ya did it, kid! Ya did it! You won by a landslide!
Ya did it, kid! Ya did it! You won by a landslide!
Ya missed a spot!
Ya missed a spot!
Yadda, yadda. Fine print. Boilerplate. Baboom. Okay? We're done. What d'ya say we shake on it?
Yadda, yadda. Fine print. Boilerplate. Baboom. Okay? We're done. What d'ya say we shake on it?
Yeah, and who are you?
Yeah, and who are you?
Yeah, but this stuff doesn't seem to be getting me anywhere.
Yeah, but this stuff doesn't seem to be getting me anywhere.
Yeah, Hercules! Thank you, man.
Yeah, Hercules! Thank you, man.
Yeah, I had a dream once.
Yeah, I had a dream once.
Yeah, ye... Oh, yeah. She's really something.
Yeah, ye... Oh, yeah. She's really something.
Yeah, you know, I had Orpheus do the arrangement.
Yeah, you know, I had Orpheus do the arrangement.
Yeah, you're right.
Yeah, you're right.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah! I mean, Hercules is a very popular name nowadays!
Yeah! I mean, Hercules is a very popular name nowadays!
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. I know.
Yeah. Yeah. I know.
Yee hah!
Yee hah!
Yee hah! Ya hoo!
Yee hah! Ya hoo!
Yes, I can.
Yes, I can.
Yes, they are.
Yes, they are.
Yes, yes. Thank you for the info. Yes. We'll ponder that for a while.
Yes, yes. Thank you for the info. Yes. We'll ponder that for a while.
Yes! Hades rules!
Yes! Hades rules!
Yo! Give it here!
Yo! Give it here!
You are correct, sir!
You are correct, sir!
You can come home.
You can come home.
You can get away with mistakes like those in the minor decathlons,
You can get away with mistakes like those in the minor decathlons,
You can't give up now. I'm countin' on ya.
You can't give up now. I'm countin' on ya.
You didn't have to...
You didn't have to...
You get her out. She goes, you stay.
You get her out. She goes, you stay.
You give me the key to bringing down Wonder Breath,
You give me the key to bringing down Wonder Breath,
You give up your strength for about 24 hours, okay?
You give up your strength for about 24 hours, okay?
You go, girl.
You go, girl.
You gotta get a girdle from some Amazons.
You gotta get a girdle from some Amazons.
You haven't proven yourself a true hero.
You haven't proven yourself a true hero.
You just need some kind of catastrophe or disaster.
You just need some kind of catastrophe or disaster.
You keep that that that... freak away from here!
You keep that that that... freak away from here!
You know, heroic stuff.
You know, heroic stuff.
You know, I can't go anywhere without being mobbed.
You know, I can't go anywhere without being mobbed.
You know, I haven't been this choked up
You know, I haven't been this choked up
You know, maybe if I... No! Snap out of it!
You know, maybe if I... No! Snap out of it!
You know, when I was a kid,
You know, when I was a kid,
You like making deals. Take me in Meg's place.
You like making deals. Take me in Meg's place.
You may feel just a little queasy. It's kinda natural.
You may feel just a little queasy. It's kinda natural.
You mean, if he finds out.
You mean, if he finds out.
You mighty Hercules.
You mighty Hercules.
You ought to slow down. You'll work yourself to death.
You ought to slow down. You'll work yourself to death.
You see what I mean? I'm tellin' you, wackos.
You see what I mean? I'm tellin' you, wackos.
You see, Meg's running with a new crowd these days.
You see, Meg's running with a new crowd these days.
You seem to be constantly getting in the way of it, huh?
You seem to be constantly getting in the way of it, huh?
You should have been there, Father.
You should have been there, Father.
You sold your soul to me to save your boyfriend's life.
You sold your soul to me to save your boyfriend's life.
You sure this is the right place?
You sure this is the right place?
You wanna go to Olympus, don't ya?
You wanna go to Olympus, don't ya?
You wanted to be petty and dishonest?
You wanted to be petty and dishonest?
You were right all along, Phil.
You were right all along, Phil.
You were willing to give your life to rescue this young woman.
You were willing to give your life to rescue this young woman.
You windbag!
You windbag!
You... I got your heel right here!
You... I got your heel right here!
You... You haven't got much time. You can still stop Hades.
You... You haven't got much time. You can still stop Hades.
You... You... You can't be alive. You'd have to be a, a...
You... You... You can't be alive. You'd have to be a, a...
You'd think a girl would learn.
You'd think a girl would learn.
You'll be dead before you can get to her.
You'll be dead before you can get to her.
You'll get your chance.
You'll get your chance.
You're a true hero.
You're a true hero.
You're already on my list, sister, so don't make it worse!
You're already on my list, sister, so don't make it worse!
You're gonna be all right.
You're gonna be all right.
You're gonna be just what the doctor ordered.
You're gonna be just what the doctor ordered.
You're just not there yet.
You're just not there yet.
You're not like that.
You're not like that.
You're really choked up about this, aren't ya?
You're really choked up about this, aren't ya?
You're the greatest parents anyone could have, but...
You're the greatest parents anyone could have, but...
You've done wonderfully. You really have, my boy.
You've done wonderfully. You really have, my boy.
You've got the wrong guy.
You've got the wrong guy.
You've gotta swear she'll be safe from any harm.
You've gotta swear she'll be safe from any harm.
Young man, we need a professional hero, not an amateur.
Young man, we need a professional hero, not an amateur.
Your freedom.
Your freedom.
Your godhood will be restored!
Your godhood will be restored!
Your mother and I loved you with all our hearts.
Your mother and I loved you with all our hearts.
Yuck! What do you mean, "What's the point?"
Yuck! What do you mean, "What's the point?"
Zeus is gonna use us for target practice!
Zeus is gonna use us for target practice!
Zeus is your father, right?
Zeus is your father, right?
Zeus led all the gods on a frantic search.
Zeus led all the gods on a frantic search.
Zeus!
Zeus!
Zeus!
Zeus!
Zeus! "Once upon a time..."
Zeus! "Once upon a time..."
Zeus. The big guy. He's your daddy.
Zeus. The big guy. He's your daddy.
Zeusy, I'm home!
Zeusy, I'm home!
♪ Ahh ♪ The boy grew stronger every day
♪ Ahh ♪ The boy grew stronger every day
♪ Burning bright, a star is born ♪ A star is born
♪ Burning bright, a star is born ♪ A star is born
♪ But Zeus and Hera wept ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh
♪ But Zeus and Hera wept ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh
♪ Come blow your horn ♪ A star is born
♪ Come blow your horn ♪ A star is born
♪ From zero to hero ♪ A major hunk
♪ From zero to hero ♪ A major hunk
♪ Give up, but give in ♪ Check the grin, you're in love
♪ Give up, but give in ♪ Check the grin, you're in love
♪ Got ♪ Got it bad?
♪ Got ♪ Got it bad?
♪ He hurled his thunderbolt ♪ He zapped
♪ He hurled his thunderbolt ♪ He zapped
♪ He was a no one ♪ A zero, zero
♪ He was a no one ♪ A zero, zero
♪ He was a nothing ♪ A zero, zero
♪ He was a nothing ♪ A zero, zero
♪ He's a hero who can please the crowd ♪ A star is born
♪ He's a hero who can please the crowd ♪ A star is born
♪ Hercules ♪ Hercules
♪ Hercules ♪ Hercules
♪ Hercules ♪ Look at my Hercules
♪ Hercules ♪ Look at my Hercules
♪ Hercules, Hercules ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah
♪ Hercules, Hercules ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah
♪ Honey, hit us with a hallelu ♪ That kid came shining through
♪ Honey, hit us with a hallelu ♪ That kid came shining through
♪ Is he sweet? ♪ Our favourite flavour
♪ Is he sweet? ♪ Our favourite flavour
♪ Isn't he bold? ♪ No one braver
♪ Isn't he bold? ♪ No one braver
♪ It's the time for pulling out the stops ♪ A star is born
♪ It's the time for pulling out the stops ♪ A star is born
♪ Locked those suckers in a vault ♪ They're trapped
♪ Locked those suckers in a vault ♪ They're trapped
♪ Love ♪ Shoo doo, shoo doo, shoo doo
♪ Love ♪ Shoo doo, shoo doo, shoo doo
♪ Now he's a honcho ♪ He's a hero
♪ Now he's a honcho ♪ He's a hero
♪ Now he's a honcho ♪ He's our hero
♪ Now he's a honcho ♪ He's our hero
♪ Oh, gonna shout it from the mountaintops ♪ A star is born
♪ Oh, gonna shout it from the mountaintops ♪ A star is born
♪ Oh, no ♪ Girl, you can't conceal it
♪ Oh, no ♪ Girl, you can't conceal it
♪ Shoo doo, shoo doo ♪ You're way off base. I won't say I'm it
♪ Shoo doo, shoo doo ♪ You're way off base. I won't say I'm it
♪ Sweet and undefeated ♪ And an awesome ten for ten
♪ Sweet and undefeated ♪ And an awesome ten for ten
♪ Undefeated ♪ Riding high
♪ Undefeated ♪ Riding high
♪ What a pro ♪ Herc could stop a show
♪ What a pro ♪ Herc could stop a show
♪ Whoa! ♪ The planet Earth was down on its luck
♪ Whoa! ♪ The planet Earth was down on its luck
♪ Young Herc was mortal now ♪ Mmm
♪ Young Herc was mortal now ♪ Mmm
♪ Zero to hero ♪ And who'd have thunk?
♪ Zero to hero ♪ And who'd have thunk?
♪ Zero to hero ♪ Just like that
♪ Zero to hero ♪ Just like that
A bouncing baby brat. We know!
A bouncing baby brat. We know!
A dream come true? Not exactly.
A dream come true? Not exactly.
A god? A god?
A god? A god?
A god. A god.
A god. A god.
Ah, that is what our stoy is... Will you listen to him?
Ah, that is what our stoy is... Will you listen to him?
All right! Yes, we're there! Bam!
All right! Yes, we're there! Bam!
Are you okay? I'll be fine.
Are you okay? I'll be fine.
Are you sure? Oh, yes.
Are you sure? Oh, yes.
Aw, come on. Stop kiddin' around. I'm not kiddin' around.
Aw, come on. Stop kiddin' around. I'm not kiddin' around.
But how can I... Look inside your heart.
But how can I... Look inside your heart.
Destroy him! Good answer.
Destroy him! Good answer.
Destructo Boy. Maybe we should call him "Jerkules."
Destructo Boy. Maybe we should call him "Jerkules."
Don't cry. Is anybody there?
Don't cry. Is anybody there?
Don't you pea brains get it? Hmm?
Don't you pea brains get it? Hmm?
Duh. You're... You're lying!
Duh. You're... You're lying!
Get us out! We're suffocating!
Get us out! We're suffocating!
Go! Go! Gone, babe.
Go! Go! Gone, babe.
Going once. Hmm? Is there a downside to this?
Going once. Hmm? Is there a downside to this?
Going twice! Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Going twice! Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Hah! I I don't understand.
Hah! I I don't understand.
Have you ever saved a town before? Uh, no. Uh, not exactly, but I...
Have you ever saved a town before? Uh, no. Uh, not exactly, but I...
He won't listen to me. Good! He's finally learned something.
He won't listen to me. Good! He's finally learned something.
He would never do anything to hurt me. He's a guy!
He would never do anything to hurt me. He's a guy!
Help! Jeepers, mister, you're really strong.
Help! Jeepers, mister, you're really strong.
Help! I can't breathe! Hurry!
Help! I can't breathe! Hurry!
Hercules! Phil.
Hercules! Phil.
Hercules! There are worse things.
Hercules! There are worse things.
Hey, look! It's Hercules. Thank the gods!
Hey, look! It's Hercules. Thank the gods!
Hey, Mack. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hey, Mack. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hey, watch where you're goin'. Sunday driver!
Hey, watch where you're goin'. Sunday driver!
Hi. How ya doin'? Uh, not now, okay?
Hi. How ya doin'? Uh, not now, okay?
Hold it, bright eye. Huh?
Hold it, bright eye. Huh?
How was that, Phil? Rein it in, rookie.
How was that, Phil? Rein it in, rookie.
How you boys doin'? We're okay now.
How you boys doin'? We're okay now.
Huh? Wha... What is it?
Huh? Wha... What is it?
Huh? Huh? Destroy Zeus!
Huh? Huh? Destroy Zeus!
I been lookin' all over this town! Calm down, mutton man.
I been lookin' all over this town! Calm down, mutton man.
I do not know! You can't. They're immortal?
I do not know! You can't. They're immortal?
I mean... You sound like you could use a break.
I mean... You sound like you could use a break.
I touched his elbow! Hey, girls! I got his sweatband!
I touched his elbow! Hey, girls! I got his sweatband!
I'll work on that. I'm sorry. You hear that sound?
I'll work on that. I'm sorry. You hear that sound?
I'm sorry. Ah, he'll get over it.
I'm sorry. Ah, he'll get over it.
If. If is good. Taxi!
If. If is good. Taxi!
Is that all one town? One town, a million troubles.
Is that all one town? One town, a million troubles.
Is that so? A hero!
Is that so? A hero!
Keep movin', junior. Lady.
Keep movin', junior. Lady.
Late! Late!
Late! Late!
Let her go! Here's the trade off.
Let her go! Here's the trade off.
Let her go. Get a grip.
Let her go. Get a grip.
Let me help you with that. No, no, no, no, no. I got it!
Let me help you with that. No, no, no, no, no. I got it!
Lighten up, dude. We'll take it from here, darling.
Lighten up, dude. We'll take it from here, darling.
Look where you're goin', numbskull! Hey, I'm walkin' here!
Look where you're goin', numbskull! Hey, I'm walkin' here!
Meg! Don't listen, Herc...
Meg! Don't listen, Herc...
Meg? Speakin' of disasters.
Meg? Speakin' of disasters.
More beautiful than Aphrodite? Aside from that!
More beautiful than Aphrodite? Aside from that!
No trick knee? Uh...
No trick knee? Uh...
Now get on the horse. Okay, okay.
Now get on the horse. Okay, okay.
Now? Now.
Now? Now.
Oh, gross! Yech! It's blinkin'!
Oh, gross! Yech! It's blinkin'!
Oh, my gods! Oh, my gods!
Oh, my gods! Oh, my gods!
Oh, oh, I got another horn here. You work for me.
Oh, oh, I got another horn here. You work for me.
Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oop. Careful.
Oh! Oop. Careful.
Ohhh! What are you doin'? Get your sword! Sword. Right, right.
Ohhh! What are you doin'? Get your sword! Sword. Right, right.
Okay. Escape plan, beta. Gotcha.
Okay. Escape plan, beta. Gotcha.
Ooh! Chihuahua! Zeus!
Ooh! Chihuahua! Zeus!
Pain! Oh! And Panic!
Pain! Oh! And Panic!
Past. Present.
Past. Present.
Perhaps they've answered our prayers. Perhaps they have.
Perhaps they've answered our prayers. Perhaps they have.
Phil, I got two words for ya, duck! Listen to me! She's...
Phil, I got two words for ya, duck! Listen to me! She's...
Phil! Ow!
Phil! Ow!
Phil? I told you, don't move!
Phil? I told you, don't move!
Phil. At 3:00,
Phil. At 3:00,
Reporting for duty! Reporting for duty!
Reporting for duty! Reporting for duty!
See ya, Herc. What a geek!
See ya, Herc. What a geek!
She... I know you're upset about today, but that's no reason to...
She... I know you're upset about today, but that's no reason to...
So what's in Thebes? A lot of problems.
So what's in Thebes? A lot of problems.
Son! Hang on, Pop! Be right back!
Son! Hang on, Pop! Be right back!
Sorry, kid. Can't help ya. Wait!
Sorry, kid. Can't help ya. Wait!
Stop foolin' around! Yeah. Get the goods, sister.
Stop foolin' around! Yeah. Get the goods, sister.
Stop it! Isn't she?
Stop it! Isn't she?
Stop it! No good, lyin', schemin'...
Stop it! No good, lyin', schemin'...
Stop it. What do you mean?
Stop it. What do you mean?
The Argo? Yeah.
The Argo? Yeah.
The baby! The baby!
The baby! The baby!
The most wonderful... She's a... She's a fraud!
The most wonderful... She's a... She's a fraud!
The point is, I love her. She don't love you.
The point is, I love her. She don't love you.
They can't keep their hands off me. Hey!
They can't keep their hands off me. Hey!
They're trapped! Kids? Trapped?
They're trapped! Kids? Trapped?
This we need. That's a laugh.
This we need. That's a laugh.
Uh, guys? Huh?
Uh, guys? Huh?
Uh, uh... Are you always this articulate?
Uh, uh... Are you always this articulate?
Uh... Weak ankles, I mean.
Uh... Weak ankles, I mean.
We are worms! Worthless worms! We are worms! Worthless worms!
We are worms! Worthless worms! We are worms! Worthless worms!
We can still cut in on his waltzing. That's right!
We can still cut in on his waltzing. That's right!
We can't last much longer! Get us out before we get crushed!
We can't last much longer! Get us out before we get crushed!
We knew you would be. We know everything.
We knew you would be. We know everything.
We know! Yeah. I know you know.
We know! Yeah. I know you know.
We're goin' to Thebes! Ya hoo!
We're goin' to Thebes! Ya hoo!
We're saved! So...
We're saved! So...
Well... Aw, come on, Phil!
Well... Aw, come on, Phil!
What was that name again? Hercules.
What was that name again? Hercules.
Where is Hercules? Yeah, Hercules'll save us.
Where is Hercules? Yeah, Hercules'll save us.
Where's Meg? Look who's here.
Where's Meg? Look who's here.
Whoa! Whoa! Hold your horses!
Whoa! Whoa! Hold your horses!
Whoa! Hey, butt out, buddy! Ugh!
Whoa! Hey, butt out, buddy! Ugh!
Whoo! Uh, sorry.
Whoo! Uh, sorry.
Why not? Two words, I am retired.
Why not? Two words, I am retired.
Why, thank you. No problem.
Why, thank you. No problem.
Yeah! Heads up!
Yeah! Heads up!
Yeah! Oh, all right.
Yeah! Oh, all right.
Yeah. Neither did I. Thanks, Meg.
Yeah. Neither did I. Thanks, Meg.
You don't know what you're... Halt!
You don't know what you're... Halt!
you got somethin' I never seen before. Really?
you got somethin' I never seen before. Really?
You mean you'll do it? You win.
You mean you'll do it? You win.
You mean, if he gets outta there. Taxi!
You mean, if he gets outta there. Taxi!
You wanna buy a sundial? He's not interested, all right?
You wanna buy a sundial? He's not interested, all right?
You won't be sorry, Phil. Oh, gods.
You won't be sorry, Phil. Oh, gods.
You're crazy. She's nothin' but a two timin'...
You're crazy. She's nothin' but a two timin'...
You're out of your mind. Not so fast, because, ya see,
You're out of your mind. Not so fast, because, ya see,
Zeus! Freeze him!
Zeus! Freeze him!
'Cause he had an evil plan.
'Cause he had an evil plan.
"Hercules"?
"Hercules"?
"Jeepers, mister"?
"Jeepers, mister"?
♪ A fella who'd ring the bell for once Not the gong
♪ A fella who'd ring the bell for once Not the gong
♪ A good merchandiser and... whoa
♪ A good merchandiser and... whoa
♪ A satyr, but wiser
♪ A satyr, but wiser
♪ Ah
♪ Ah
♪ Although, honey it may seem impossible
♪ Although, honey it may seem impossible
♪ And a voice keeps sayin' this is where I'm meant to be
♪ And a voice keeps sayin' this is where I'm meant to be
♪ And everywhere gigantic brutes called Titans ran amok
♪ And everywhere gigantic brutes called Titans ran amok
♪ And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks
♪ And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks
♪ And that's the gospel truth
♪ And that's the gospel truth
♪ And that's the gospel truth
♪ And that's the gospel truth
♪ And that's the gospel truth
♪ And that's the gospel truth
♪ And that's the gospel truth ♪
♪ And that's the gospel truth ♪
♪ And that's the world's first dish
♪ And that's the world's first dish
♪ And the nicest guy.
♪ And the nicest guy.
♪ And then along came Zeus
♪ And then along came Zeus
♪ And they slapped his face on every vase
♪ And they slapped his face on every vase
♪ And this perfect package packed a pair of pretty pecs
♪ And this perfect package packed a pair of pretty pecs
♪ And, kid, it's up to you ♪
♪ And, kid, it's up to you ♪
♪ Askin' me to jump into the fray
♪ Askin' me to jump into the fray
♪ At least semipro fees
♪ At least semipro fees
♪ Baby, we're not buyin' Hon, we saw you hit the ceilin'
♪ Baby, we're not buyin' Hon, we saw you hit the ceilin'
♪ Back when the world was new
♪ Back when the world was new
♪ Because their son could never come home
♪ Because their son could never come home
♪ Before that blasted underworld gets my goat
♪ Before that blasted underworld gets my goat
♪ Belong ♪
♪ Belong ♪
♪ Belong ♪
♪ Belong ♪
♪ Bless my soul Herc was on a roll
♪ Bless my soul Herc was on a roll
♪ Bless my soul, Herc was on a roll
♪ Bless my soul, Herc was on a roll
♪ But since he did not drink the last drop
♪ But since he did not drink the last drop
♪ But thought the dead were dull and uncouth
♪ But thought the dead were dull and uncouth
♪ But you need an advisor
♪ But you need an advisor
♪ But, no, I get the greenhorn
♪ But, no, I get the greenhorn
♪ Climb that uphill slope
♪ Climb that uphill slope
♪ Come on, everybody shout out loud A star is born
♪ Come on, everybody shout out loud A star is born
♪ Comes down to what's in you
♪ Comes down to what's in you
♪ Content to spend lazy days and to graze my lawn
♪ Content to spend lazy days and to graze my lawn
♪ Demigods have faced the odds And ended up a mockery
♪ Demigods have faced the odds And ended up a mockery
♪ Don't believe the stories That you read on all the crockery
♪ Don't believe the stories That you read on all the crockery
♪ Each and every one a disappointment
♪ Each and every one a disappointment
♪ Every night, a star is Right in sight, a star is
♪ Every night, a star is Right in sight, a star is
♪ Face it like a grown up When you gonna own up that you
♪ Face it like a grown up When you gonna own up that you
♪ Fearless, proud and strong
♪ Fearless, proud and strong
♪ Folks lined up just to watch him flex
♪ Folks lined up just to watch him flex
♪ For makin' you a hero, too
♪ For makin' you a hero, too
♪ From appearance fees and royalties
♪ From appearance fees and royalties
♪ From zero to hero
♪ From zero to hero
♪ Get off my case, I won't say it
♪ Get off my case, I won't say it
♪ Girl, don't be proud It's okay, you're in love
♪ Girl, don't be proud It's okay, you're in love
♪ Girl, sing the song
♪ Girl, sing the song
♪ Go make 'em come true
♪ Go make 'em come true
♪ Ha ♪
♪ Ha ♪
♪ He could tell you what's a Grecian urn
♪ He could tell you what's a Grecian urn
♪ He had a plan to shake things up
♪ He had a plan to shake things up
♪ He hit the heights at breakneck speed
♪ He hit the heights at breakneck speed
♪ He ran the underworld
♪ He ran the underworld
♪ He showed the moxie brains and spunk
♪ He showed the moxie brains and spunk
♪ He still retained his godlike strength
♪ He still retained his godlike strength
♪ He was as mean as he was ruthless
♪ He was as mean as he was ruthless
♪ Herc is a hero
♪ Herc is a hero
♪ Hercie, he comes he sees, he conquers
♪ Hercie, he comes he sees, he conquers
♪ Hercules
♪ Hercules
♪ Hercules
♪ Hercules
♪ Hercules
♪ Hercules
♪ Hercules
♪ Hercules
♪ Here was a kid with his act down pat
♪ Here was a kid with his act down pat
♪ Hey, hey, hey
♪ Hey, hey, hey
♪ Hey, yeah ♪
♪ Hey, yeah ♪
♪ Honey, the crowds were goin' bonkers
♪ Honey, the crowds were goin' bonkers
♪ I am on my way
♪ I am on my way
♪ I can go the distance
♪ I can go the distance
♪ I can go the distance
♪ I can go the distance
♪ I can go the distance
♪ I can go the distance
♪ I can go the distance
♪ I can go the distance
♪ I don't care how far
♪ I don't care how far
♪ I guess I've already won that
♪ I guess I've already won that
♪ I have been around the block before
♪ I have been around the block before
♪ I have often dreamed of a far off place
♪ I have often dreamed of a far off place
♪ I know every mile
♪ I know every mile
♪ I know every mile
♪ I know every mile
♪ I thought my heart had learned its lesson
♪ I thought my heart had learned its lesson
♪ I trained enough turkeys Who never came through
♪ I trained enough turkeys Who never came through
♪ I will beat the odds
♪ I will beat the odds
♪ I will face the world
♪ I will face the world
♪ I will find my way
♪ I will find my way
♪ I will please the gods
♪ I will please the gods
♪ I won't say I'm in
♪ I won't say I'm in
♪ I would go most anywhere
♪ I would go most anywhere
♪ I would go most anywhere to feel like I
♪ I would go most anywhere to feel like I
♪ I'd given up hope that someone would come along
♪ I'd given up hope that someone would come along
♪ I'll be there someday
♪ I'll be there someday
♪ I'm down to one last hope and I hope it's you
♪ I'm down to one last hope and I hope it's you
♪ I'm down to one last shot And my last high note
♪ I'm down to one last shot And my last high note
♪ I've been out to pasture, pal My ambition gone
♪ I've been out to pasture, pal My ambition gone
♪ If I can be strong
♪ If I can be strong
♪ If there's a prize for rotten judgement
♪ If there's a prize for rotten judgement
♪ It feels so good when you start out
♪ It feels so good when you start out
♪ It takes more than sinew
♪ It takes more than sinew
♪ It was a nasty place
♪ It was a nasty place
♪ It's a work of heart
♪ It's a work of heart
♪ It's too cliché, I won't say I'm in love
♪ It's too cliché, I won't say I'm in love
♪ Just keep your eyes upon the skies
♪ Just keep your eyes upon the skies
♪ Just remember in the darkest hour within your heart's the power
♪ Just remember in the darkest hour within your heart's the power
♪ Keep pushin' that envelope
♪ Keep pushin' that envelope
♪ Like paintin' a masterpiece
♪ Like paintin' a masterpiece
♪ My answer is two words
♪ My answer is two words
♪ My dreams are on you, kid
♪ My dreams are on you, kid
♪ My head is screaming "Get a grip, girl"
♪ My head is screaming "Get a grip, girl"
♪ My man.
♪ My man.
♪ No chance, no way I won't say it, no, no
♪ No chance, no way I won't say it, no, no
♪ No man is worth the aggravation
♪ No man is worth the aggravation
♪ Not conceited
♪ Not conceited
♪ Now he's a hero
♪ Now he's a hero
♪ Now nouveau riche and famous
♪ Now nouveau riche and famous
♪ Oh, at least out loud
♪ Oh, at least out loud
♪ Oh, no chance, no way I won't say it, no, no
♪ Oh, no chance, no way I won't say it, no, no
♪ Oh, yeah
♪ Oh, yeah
♪ On every "vahse"
♪ On every "vahse"
♪ On Mount Olympus life was neat And smooth as sweet vermouth
♪ On Mount Olympus life was neat And smooth as sweet vermouth
♪ Our Herc had cash to burn
♪ Our Herc had cash to burn
♪ Pain for which there ain't no ointment
♪ Pain for which there ain't no ointment
♪ Person of the week in every Greek opinion poll
♪ Person of the week in every Greek opinion poll
♪ Point him at a monster and you're talkin' SRO
♪ Point him at a monster and you're talkin' SRO
♪ Say amen, there he goes again
♪ Say amen, there he goes again
♪ She won't say in love
♪ She won't say in love
♪ Shoo doo Sha la la la la la la
♪ Shoo doo Sha la la la la la la
♪ Shoo doo, shoo doo Oo oo oo
♪ Shoo doo, shoo doo Oo oo oo
♪ So don't lose hope when you're forlorn
♪ So don't lose hope when you're forlorn
♪ So much for excuses Though a kid of "Zeus" is
♪ So much for excuses Though a kid of "Zeus" is
♪ So thank his lucky stars
♪ So thank his lucky stars
♪ So you wanna be a hero, kid
♪ So you wanna be a hero, kid
♪ Somehow, I'll be strong
♪ Somehow, I'll be strong
♪ Tell it, girl.
♪ Tell it, girl.
♪ That's ancient history Been there, done that
♪ That's ancient history Been there, done that
♪ That's Phil's boy!
♪ That's Phil's boy!
♪ That's the gospel truth
♪ That's the gospel truth
♪ That's the gospel truth
♪ That's the gospel truth
♪ The gospel truth ♪
♪ The gospel truth ♪
♪ The guy was too "Type A" to just relax
♪ The guy was too "Type A" to just relax
♪ The kind who wins trophies
♪ The kind who wins trophies
♪ There goes my ulcer
♪ There goes my ulcer
♪ There was a mess wherever you stepped
♪ There was a mess wherever you stepped
♪ They'd have to watch their precious baby grow up from afar
♪ They'd have to watch their precious baby grow up from afar
♪ This scene won't play I won't say I'm in love
♪ This scene won't play I won't say I'm in love
♪ Though Hades' horrid plan
♪ Though Hades' horrid plan
♪ Though, honey it may seem impossible
♪ Though, honey it may seem impossible
♪ Though, kid, you're not exactly a dream come true
♪ Though, kid, you're not exactly a dream come true
♪ Till I find my hero's welcome right where I
♪ Till I find my hero's welcome right where I
♪ To be a true hero, kid, is a dying art
♪ To be a true hero, kid, is a dying art
♪ To find where I belong ♪
♪ To find where I belong ♪
♪ Try to keep it hidden Honey, we can see right through you
♪ Try to keep it hidden Honey, we can see right through you
♪ Unless you're dyin' To cry your heart out
♪ Unless you're dyin' To cry your heart out
♪ Was hatched before Herc cut his first tooth
♪ Was hatched before Herc cut his first tooth
♪ We know how you feel and who you're thinkin' of
♪ We know how you feel and who you're thinkin' of
♪ Well, whoop de do
♪ Well, whoop de do
♪ When he smiled the girls went wild
♪ When he smiled the girls went wild
♪ Where a great, warm welcome will be waiting for me
♪ Where a great, warm welcome will be waiting for me
♪ Where chaos reigned and the earthquakes and volcanoes never slept
♪ Where chaos reigned and the earthquakes and volcanoes never slept
♪ Where the crowds will cheer when they see my face
♪ Where the crowds will cheer when they see my face
♪ Who d'ya think you're kidding He's the Earth and heaven to you
♪ Who d'ya think you're kidding He's the Earth and heaven to you
♪ Who put the glad in gladiator?
♪ Who put the glad in gladiator?
♪ Who's darin' deeds are great theatre?
♪ Who's darin' deeds are great theatre?
♪ Whoo! Say it, girlfriend!
♪ Whoo! Say it, girlfriend!
♪ Will be worth my while
♪ Will be worth my while
♪ Will be worth my while
♪ Will be worth my while
♪ With blockheads just like you
♪ With blockheads just like you
♪ With oohs and aahs
♪ With oohs and aahs
♪ Won't settle for low fees
♪ Won't settle for low fees
♪ Yeah
♪ Yeah
♪ Yeah, baby.
♪ Yeah, baby.
♪ Yeah, yeah
♪ Yeah, yeah
♪ Yes, indeed ♪
♪ Yes, indeed ♪
♪ You have to continue to grow
♪ You have to continue to grow
♪ You keep on denying Who you are and how you're feelin'
♪ You keep on denying Who you are and how you're feelin'
♪ You swoon, you sigh Why deny it?
♪ You swoon, you sigh Why deny it?
♪ You're doing flips Read our lips
♪ You're doing flips Read our lips
♪ You're in love
♪ You're in love
♪ You're my one last hope
♪ You're my one last hope
♪ You're my one last hope So you'll have to do
♪ You're my one last hope So you'll have to do
♪ Zero to hero in no time flat
♪ Zero to hero in no time flat
♪ Zeus tamed the globe while still in his youth
♪ Zeus tamed the globe while still in his youth
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Solid Snake Sounds: Metal Gear Solid
Solid Snake Sounds: Metal Gear Solid
💬 TTS Computer AI Voice
Jigsaw (NEW) TTS Computer AI Voice
Jigsaw (NEW) TTS Computer AI Voice
⚠️ NSFW
Sargent Hartman Soundboard
Sargent Hartman Soundboard
⚠️ NSFW
Andrew Tate Soundboard
Andrew Tate Soundboard
Corpse Husband Soundboard
Corpse Husband Soundboard
Travis Scott Soundboard
Travis Scott Soundboard
Fe4RLess
Fe4RLess
Starcraft Sounds
Starcraft Sounds
Quandale Dingle Sound Effects
Quandale dingle sound effects
Lamar Davis Sounds: Grand Theft Auto V
Lamar Davis Sounds: Grand Theft Auto V
Postal Dude Sounds: Postal 2
Postal Dude Sounds: Postal 2
Macho Man Randy Savage Sounds
Macho Man Randy Savage Sounds
Undertale Sound Effects
Undertale Sound Effects
STALKER - Bandit Soundboard
STALKER - Bandit Soundboard
⚠️ NSFW
Joe Pesci's Soundboard
Joe Pesci's Soundboard
⚠️ NSFW
Farid Bang Soundboard Soundboard
Farid Bang Soundboard Soundboard
NBA Jam Sounds: On Fire Edition
NBA Jam Sounds: On Fire Edition
GLaDOS Soundboard
GLaDOS Soundboard
⚠️ NSFW
Dreamybull Soundboard
Dreamybull Soundboard
Sponge Bob Soundboard
Sponge Bob Soundboard
Beavis And Butthead Soundboard
Beavis And Butthead Soundboard
Memes 2020
Memes 2020
The Mandalorian Soundboard
The Mandalorian Soundboard
⚠️ NSFW
Ear Rape Ringtones
Ear Rape Ringtones
The Simpsons Sounds
The Simpsons Sounds
Mario Sounds: Super Mario 64
Mario Sounds: Super Mario 64
Funny Soundboard
Funny Soundboard
Random Sounds
Random Sounds
Duke Nukem 3D Sounds
Duke Nukem 3D Sounds
Hatsune Miku Ringtones
Hatsune Miku Ringtones
Fortnite Soundboard
Fortnite Soundboard
Flappy Bird Sounds
Flappy Bird Sounds
Five Nights At Freddy's 4 Sounds
Five Nights at Freddy's 4 Sounds
⚠️ NSFW
Russian Meme Soundboard
Russian Meme Soundboard
J.A.R.V.I.S. Soundboard
J.A.R.V.I.S. Soundboard
⚠️ NSFW
Indian Meme Soundboard 2023
Indian Meme Soundboard 2023
Chucky Soundboard
Chucky Soundboard
I Like Ya Cut G
I like ya cut g
Spongebob Squarepants Sounds
Spongebob Squarepants Sounds
Roblox Soundboard
Roblox Soundboard
IShowSpeed Soundboard
IShowSpeed Soundboard
Talking Ben Soundboard 2
Talking Ben Soundboard 2
Star Wars Soundboard
Star Wars Soundboard
Scooby Doo Soundboard
Scooby Doo Soundboard
Anime Soundboard 2019
Anime Soundboard 2019
⚠️ NSFW
Scarface Soundboard
Scarface Soundboard
⚠️ NSFW
Moaning Ringtones
Moaning Ringtones
Rick And Morty Soundboard
Rick and Morty Soundboard
John Cena Prank Sounds
John Cena Prank Sounds
Scout Sounds: Team Fortress 2
Scout Sounds: Team Fortress 2
Goku Soundboard
Goku Soundboard
⚠️ NSFW
Letterkenny (TV Series) Soundboard
Letterkenny (TV Series) Soundboard
Chewbacca Sounds: Star Wars
Chewbacca Sounds: Star Wars
⚠️ NSFW
Deutsche Memes - German MLG Meme Soundboard DEU DE
Deutsche Memes - German MLG Meme Soundboard DEU DE
⚠️ NSFW
Elmo Soundboard
Elmo Soundboard
Hentai Sex Soundboard #2 NSFW ?
Hentai Sex Soundboard #2 NSFW ?
The Price Is Right SFX
The Price is Right SFX
Instant Kaamelott French 🇫🇷 Soundboard
Instant Kaamelott French 🇫🇷 Soundboard
Sling Blade Soundboard
Sling Blade Soundboard
Demon Slayer Ringtones
Demon Slayer Ringtones
MrBeast Soundboard
MrBeast Soundboard
⚠️ NSFW
President Donald Trump Soundboard
President Donald Trump Soundboard
Windows 98 Soundboard
Windows 98 Soundboard
Homer Simpson Sounds: The Simpsons - Seasons 1 And 2
Homer Simpson Sounds: The Simpsons - Seasons 1 and 2
Alan Partridge Super Soundboard
Alan Partridge Super Soundboard
💬 TTS Computer AI Voice
Peter Griffin (Modern) TTS Computer AI Voice
Peter Griffin (Modern) TTS Computer AI Voice
⚠️ NSFW
Minions Soundboard
Minions Soundboard
Judge Judy Sounds
Judge Judy Sounds
Dancehall DJ Sound Effects
Dancehall DJ Sound Effects
Obi-Wan Kenobi Sounds: Star Wars
Obi-Wan Kenobi Sounds: Star Wars
Napoleon Dynamite Soundboard
Napoleon Dynamite Soundboard
Heavy Soundboard: Team Fortress 2
Heavy Soundboard: Team Fortress 2
Big Smoke Sounds: Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas
Big Smoke Sounds: Grand Theft Auto - San Andreas
Funny Sounds Of Germany
Funny Sounds of Germany
Trymacs Streamer Soundboard
Trymacs Streamer Soundboard
💬 TTS Computer AI Voice
Johnny Elaine - Realistic Fish Head (Spongebob Squarepants) TTS Computer AI Voice
Johnny Elaine - Realistic Fish Head (Spongebob Squarepants) TTS Computer AI Voice
💬 TTS Computer AI Voice
C3PO (Star Wars) TTS Computer AI Voice
C3PO (Star Wars) TTS Computer AI Voice
Five Nights At Freddy's Sounds
Five Nights at Freddy's Sounds
Star Trek Ringtones
Star Trek Ringtones
Disney Ringtones
Disney Ringtones
Pikachu Soundboard: Hey You, Pikachu!
Pikachu Soundboard: Hey You, Pikachu!
Yoda Soundboard: Star Wars
Yoda Soundboard: Star Wars
💬 TTS Computer AI Voice
TikTok TTS - Official TikTok Lady Text-To-Speech Computer Voice
TikTok TTS - Official TikTok Lady Text-To-Speech Computer Voice
💬 TTS Computer AI Voice
Darth Vader (New, Version 2.0) TTS Computer AI Voice
Darth Vader (New, Version 2.0) TTS Computer AI Voice
💬 TTS Computer AI Voice
Stitch (Lelo & Stitch) TTS Computer AI Voice
Stitch (Lelo & Stitch) TTS Computer AI Voice
Family Feud
Family Feud
Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger Soundboard
Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger Soundboard
⚠️ NSFW
Beavis And Butthead Sounds
Beavis and Butthead Sounds
E-Girl Soundboard
E-Girl Soundboard
Yoda Ringtones
Yoda Ringtones
OME TV VCS Soundboard
OME TV VCS Soundboard
💬 TTS Computer AI Voice
Adam (ElevenLabs) (aggressive) TTS Computer AI Voice
Adam (ElevenLabs) (aggressive) TTS Computer AI Voice
Battle Droid Sounds: Star Wars
Battle Droid Sounds: Star Wars
Minecraft Giant Sound Effects Soundboard
Minecraft Giant Sound Effects Soundboard
Meme Soundboard 2023
Meme Soundboard 2023
Carl Johnson GTA Soundboard
Carl Johnson GTA Soundboard
Merchant Sounds: Resident Evil 4
Merchant Sounds: Resident Evil 4
Halo Ringtones
Halo Ringtones
Spy Soundboard - Team Fortress 2
Spy Soundboard - Team Fortress 2
Windows 7 Sounds
Windows 7 Sounds