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The Little Hours

The Little Hours

The Little Hours is a hilarious and irreverent comedy film released in 2017, directed by Jeff Baena. This raunchy period piece is based on a collection of novellas from the 14th century, titled "The Decameron" by Giovanni Boccaccio, adding a modern twist to the medieval setting. With a stellar cast that includes Alison Brie, Dave Franco, Aubrey Plaza, and John C. Reilly, the film takes the audience on a wild and unexpected journey that blends comedy, romance, and satire.

Set in a convent in rural Italy during the Middle Ages, The Little Hours introduces us to a group of nuns whose lives are anything but holy. Led by Sister Marea (Molly Shannon), the convent becomes a hub of debauchery and comic chaos when a handsome young servant named Massetto (Dave Franco) seeks refuge within their walls, pretending to be a deaf-mute to avoid any unwanted attention.

As the nuns, played by Alison Brie, Aubrey Plaza, and Kate Micucci, discover Massetto's true identity, their desires and frustrations are unleashed, leading to a series of wildly absurd encounters. The film explores themes of repression, desire, and hypocrisy as the nuns find themselves in an unconventional love triangle with unexpected consequences.

The chemistry between the all-star cast is unbeatable, as they bring their comedic skills to breathe life into these outrageous characters. Alison Brie delivers a standout performance as Sister Alessandra, portraying a troubled nun whose hidden desires clash with her religious obligations. Aubrey Plaza embodies the rebellious and crude Sister Fernanda, adding her signature sarcastic humor to every scene. Kate Micucci shines as the innocent and naive Sister Ginerva, contributing to the chaos with her sweet and misguided intentions.

The Little Hours also features a memorable supporting cast. John C. Reilly steals the show as Father Tommasso, a well-intentioned yet clueless priest who tries to maintain order among the nuns. Fred Armisen adds his signature deadpan delivery as the Bishop Bartolomeo, who finds himself entangled in the nuns' scandalous affairs. Other notable performances include Nick Offerman as Lord Bruno, Massetto's cruel and unsatisfied master, and Lauren Weedman as Francesca, Lord Bruno's dissatisfied wife.

With its witty dialogues, slapstick humor, and explicit content, The Little Hours pushes boundaries while satirizing society's sexual repression and religious hypocrisy. Jeff Baena's direction gives the film a distinct visual style, capturing the medieval ambiance with stunning cinematography and beautiful locations. Although the film's setting may be centuries old, the themes and humor resonate with modern audiences, making it both a unique and captivating experience.

If you're looking to enjoy the hilarious and raunchy comedy of The Little Hours, you can find various ways to engage with the film. You can stream it on popular platforms like Netflix or Amazon Prime, or even purchase a digital or physical copy to add to your collection. For those who prefer to listen to the sounds of the film, you can download the soundtrack or listen to the original score composed by the talented Dan Romer.

The Little Hours is a must-watch for fans of unconventional comedies that blend history with contemporary humor. Its talented ensemble cast, absurd situations, and biting satire make it an unforgettable viewing experience. So grab some popcorn and get ready to laugh out loud with this unique and riotous film.

A demon came in here while we were sleeping and cut our hair.
A man's boot and... And a stone.
About you being pursued,
Actually, I was gonna ask you, is it...
After you'd been to visit.
Again?
Ah, it's good to see you.
All right, all right, all right, all right, just stay down.
All right, all right, all right.
All right, all right, all right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
All right, come on.
All right, let's go.
All right, my friend.
All right, we're gonna fuck again. That'll help you relax.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. Almost ready?
All right. Daddy loves you.
All right. Don't worry too much about it. I'll get him started.
All right. Well, just go and think about what you've done.
All we do is pray.
Amen.
Amen.
And 15 Our Fathers.
And crispy on the inside. I don't need, like, a full crisp, but...
And degradation as I torture your flesh.
And do all of the things that Lurco was doing.
And do you regret doing these things?
And have you acted on these thoughts?
And he's still going on about it.
And how's it going with the sisters? That's all right?
And I ask God's forgiveness
And I ate it all by myself,
And I checked all of the gates.
And I could even come and live with you and Mom and...
And I did a lot of great work in the cloister,
And I didn't share it with my sisters.
And I didn't share it with my sisters.
And I have fallen with my cart,
And I just thought I'd help him out.
And I just... I don't want to be that person anymore.
And I knew you girls were here,
And I met a few of the... The sisters, and they were...
And I picked a turnip and I ate the whole thing,
And I thought I'd come visit
And I thought the fact that he's a deaf mute,
And I went on the run...
And I'm basically doing it alone.
And I'm not really sure who's doing that.
And I'm not really sure who's doing that.
And I've learned some things I think you'd want to know.
And I've lost everything!
And it was the closest thing to me, so I grabbed it.
And it will be freshly polished.
And just drink a little wine.
And just grateful... Grateful to be here, so...
And let our work we have done today
And Masseto doesn't talk.
And maybe for you it's... It's the detailed embroidery.
And maybe that's your calling, you know.
And not bother you while you walk in...
And now his daughter is doing this?
And on Earth, peace to people of good will.
And she drank alcohol.
And she was literally just staring out the window
And she's a Jew!
And she's been dancing around naked in the woods with witches.
And so am I!
And some bad news.
And take it out of the bowl,
And that was good.
And that's what... I'm like... At this point, I'm like,
And the new handyman was there digging a ditch,
And then he's coming for us.
And then I just didn't realize how drunk I was getting,
And then I was out at night.
And then maybe head over to confession.
And then they just stuck me with this...
And then to your sisters and their children, it's a...
And then you bring it over to the bowl that has the ash.
And then you hang it up on the line.
And then you let it sit for a day.
And then you rinse it really well in the water...
And then you wring it out,
And they explained to me that he's very good with gardening, light carpentry.
And they will kill me.
And things don't go our way.
And this animal went the wrong way.
And this place is completely in disrepair. It's falling apart.
And to keep the sisters away from you.
And violent.
And wash it with you guys.
And we all went out to the field
And we feel like we're being punished, and it's not...
And what do you wish to confess?
And what is it you would like to confess?
And worked on a single plot.
And you know Alessandra, Ilario's daughter?
And you put it in the bowl, and you put the ash on top of it,
And you were lying to us this whole time?
And you'd join my coven, but I know that sounds stupid.
And you've given me every reason
And, Sister, I need to speak to you.
And, um, we're not there just yet.
And, you know, I look at her, and I just...
And, you know, with the money we're sending here,
Any potential suitors?
Anything else?
Anyway, let's have a toast,
Anyway, we'll have a lot of fun together
Apostasy,
Are you all right?
Are you all right?
Are you all right?
Are you alone?
Are you drinking the sacramental wine?
Are you drunk?
Are you guys smiling at each other?
Are you ignoring me?
Are you okay?
Are you ready for a journey? Are you ready?
Are you really from Gartagnana?
Are you really from Gartagnana?
Are you sure there's nothing I can do to repay you?
Are you tired?
Based on your suggestion, I'll skip lunch.
Be sown for an eternal harvest
Be thy covenant ever my delight,
Beautiful morning, Sisters.
Beautiful young lady
Because a human being can't live on not eating.
Because it was dark when I left,
Because it was greedy, wasn't it?
Because she... She liked it.
Because that's very dusty, you know.
Because the deer are getting into it.
Because the donkey escaped in the woods, and I had to catch her.
Because, for some reason, it keeps getting all messed up,
Because, uh, that would reflect badly on the family.
Been touched by a man, or touched a man?
Being a busybody, filthy conversation...
Bethinking me still of the charge thou givest,
Bishop Bartolomeo, hello.
Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
Blessed art thou, O Lord. Teach me to know thy will.
Blithely, as one that has found great possessions,
Bottom up. Up.
Bring me his goddamn balls.
Burrow through your guts.
But also, Mother, there's something else you should know.
But God... God is... Is perfect.
But honestly,
But I know he is not saving up money for merchant Ricardo.
But I know how eager you are to be married, my baby.
But I'd like you to focus here.
But I'll do that, yeah.
But maybe if we sent less money here to the convent,
But most of the time, she would request
But sometimes it's difficult to find that happiness
But still fully functional.
But we separate those.
But you didn't spill your seed in the rear end?
But you don't know, 'cause you can't...
But you look beautiful.
But you said he was a deaf mute.
By these lips, let the awards thou makest ever be recorded.
By watching the sisters and everyone around,
Bye.
Bye.
Calm down. Put the totem down!
Can I ask you a question?
Can you guys please stop talking?
Can you have a moment to not look at each other?
Can you hear me? Hello?
Can you hear my thoughts?
Can you...
Can't do that to us.
Careful with the knife.
Cheers.
Christ the Lord was tempted and suffered for us.
Cleaved in half with one swipe of a sword by the Guelphs.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on! Just please. Stop, you shits!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Come on.
Come out here. Look at this.
Come, let us adore him.
Definitely not too much.
Depending on how tough you are.
Did he just smile at you?
Did last night mean anything to you?
Did you do that?
Did you finish cleaning the cellar?
Did you overhear her confession?
Did you roll your eyes?
Do exactly what I tell you to do.
Do I just dip it in the... In the water?
Do it.
Do you care?
Do you have anything else to confess?
Do you have anything to drink?
Do you have anything to say?
Do you need help? Do you need help?
Do you see the angels?
Do you think I've ever written down "Eating blood" before?
Do you think she's getting through the gate?
Do you think they're gonna kill him?
Doesn't mean you're gonna get everything you want.
Doesn't really matter, anyway, 'cause we're never gonna know that.
Don't chop his head off!
Don't fucking kill me! I'll do anything, please!
Don't fucking kill me. No, don't, please.
Don't go anywhere.
Don't laugh.
Don't mention it to anyone else, but...
Don't talk about my donkey.
Eating blood.
Eh...
Enjoy this lavish lifestyle, your two dresses,
Enjoy this pheasant.
Envy, fornication, homosexuality...
Especially around the moat.
Exactly.
Excited and upset before. I...
Extra help for the work, which will be doubled
Father Tommasso hired him.
Father Tommasso left the ambry unlocked.
Father Tommasso was attacked by a group of bandits, and...
Father Tommasso.
Father Tommasso...
Father, I'm very sorry, I'm very sorry. They spit on me.
Father?
Fernanda, stop!
Fernanda! Stop this!
Fernanda! That's enough!
Fernanda? Fernanda?
Fine! Go!
Fine.
First day.
First day. Thank you.
First you put it in the water,
Fix this, yes?
For failing as the shepherd of this flock.
For me, I'm embarrassed. How do you think he's gonna feel when he knows this?
For sins.
For so it was placed when the goddess embraced.
For some reason, it keeps getting unorganized,
For you, yes. Let me show you.
For your punishment,
For, like, 10 minutes, not moving.
Forever your flame is the male.
Forget about it.
Fornication? Living in pleasure?
Fucking tell me who you are!
Get on top of him.
Get out of my way!
Get outta here!
Get the fuck in here!
Get the fuck out of here!
Ginevra just told me the same story.
Ginevra, come back here.
Ginevra, get back here!
Ginevra, it's fine.
Ginevra, no.
Ginevra!
Give it to me.
Give me... Give me a little sugar.
Glory to God in the highest,
Go for it.
God dang it! Your twigs are all over the place.
God, what are you doing here?
Good morning.
Good, 'cause you're so good,
Good, good.
Good, good. I'm... I'm sorry I was so...
Good?
Good.
Good. Good, good. Not too much?
Good. The merchant Ricardo, how's he?
Got the thumbscrew. I have a Catherine wheel.
Gotta keep going.
Guess I would have ended up washing this eventually.
Has he asked about me?
Have you been there?
Have you noticed the carrots they're serving the soldiers are mushier?
He can speak.
He can't hear you.
He can't make a run for anything.
He doesn't have Pisa yet, but he will,
He doesn't have Pisa yet, but he will.
He pays you good money to do nothing, you little rat!
He talks about it so much, it's like a mental illness.
He thinks that everything that happens is because of them.
He'll do.
He's a nobleman, and he is my master.
He's always asleep. Just relax.
He's an intruder. I don't know who the fuck he is!
He's coming for our silk trade.
He's dealing with the Guelph soldiers.
He's going... He's making a play for Pisa!
He's got Florence. He's got Arezzo.
He's got his hands full with the wife in the wall and everything.
He's in Pisa.
He's just... Just, it's not... Even his tone is awful.
He's making a lot of noise.
He's Masseto! He's a deaf mute! He works for us!
He's not in Arezzo.
He's taken away my priesthood.
Heavenly King, O God, Almighty Father...
Hello?
Hello?
Hello? Hello?
Hello.
Here it is.
Here. Finish this.
Here. Let me take this. You must be exhausted.
Heresy,
Hey, hey, sweetie.
Hey, hey, we're friends, all right?
Hey, I told you not to fucking look at us, you creep.
Hey, stop! Stop!
Hey, um... I'd actually...
Hey, where are you going? Don't leave me!
Hey!
Hi, Dad.
Hi, ladies.
Hi, little one.
Hi, sweetheart.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi. I'm Marta.
Hi. Um...
His eyeballs came skittering across.
Hmm, and you regret this?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Homosexuality...
How am I gonna explain?
How are things at the convent?
How are you, my angel?
How could I? I'm deaf and mute, remember?
How dare you?
How was your trip? Did you sell any fabrics?
How would she get through the wall, though?
How'd your veil get so dirty?
How's it going?
How's it going?
How's your embroidery going? You still doing that?
I am not a Jew!
I am not a Jew!
I am on donkey duty now!
I am sexually attracted to men.
I am shocked.
I ask your forgiveness...
I can explain everything, all right? It's all my fault.
I can feel lunch.
I can hear your thoughts.
I can kind of picture myself maybe being here a while.
I can organize all the incense,
I can sweep it if you want me to.
I can take care of her.
I can't believe you met a deaf mute on your trip.
I couldn't put it... The wheel of the donkey cart back on.
I didn't save you.
I didn't touch it.
I don't care.
I don't even know where to begin.
I don't feel well.
I don't know what to do here.
I don't know what's going on with Giovanni lately.
I don't know where this is coming from!
I don't know why she's lying, but I checked the walls,
I don't know.
I don't know. Her dad's probably visiting or something.
I don't know. I can kind of...
I don't know. If you maybe had a place for me to stay tonight,
I don't know. Maybe you're not counting,
I don't know. Why do you care about the donkey so much?
I don't think sending less money here is a good idea,
I don't think you should be concerning yourself
I don't want to hear about any more violence at the table,
I don't want to hurt you! I don't want to hurt you!
I embroidered this doll to put in your place.
I feel sad for you. Do you ever wonder what it's like?
I follow thy decrees.
I had fun.
I had to drink the wine, because I had no water.
I have a rack out back.
I have lots of secrets. I'm *******.
I have no idea.
I have nothing to confess.
I have slept with another man's wife.
I have to go tidy up the cellar.
I have to go to San Biagio and become a monk.
I have to thank you for doing me an incredible favor.
I heard you. I heard you!
I just don't even know what to do!
I just need a quick little refill. Come here.
I just saw Sister Alessandra go into the toolshed.
I just...
I know that some days I need more food, some days less...
I know this is a lot to...
I know what you're doing and she's my donkey now!
I know, but maybe it's... Maybe that's not your calling.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I light a fire on the other side of the box,
I like what you're saying, and if you...
I love you.
I made this for you.
I mean, it's important, but...
I mean, this deaf mute thing is there to protect you...
I mean, you know, you can't, you know, hear me.
I met him on my trip and spoke to his family,
I never should have stopped to speak to Lurco.
I never told anyone.
I only ask that you please not punish the sisters of this convent for my failings.
I really don't want to talk about it.
I said I don't feel good. Can you please stop talking?
I said stop that! That is enough!
I saw a little boy's head crushed between a...
I saw Guelph men rush into town...
I saw my beautiful eight year old sister, Benicia,
I see me.
I see the... Oh, I hear 'em. I hear 'em.
I see your point,
I sent another messenger to Florence.
I shall deal with you shortly.
I share the story, because we don't always listen to God.
I should check the gates.
I should go. I should go.
I supervise in general...
I talk so crazy, I know.
I think he could help us repair the cloister
I think I like sex with girls.
I think I may have a solution
I think I surround you in a lifestyle
I think I want to call this place Little Filicaia.
I think I'm good tonight, just 'cause I'm gonna... Feeling a little tired.
I think that donkey needs someone else to take care of her.
I think there was sand in it.
I think they're kind of warming up to me.
I think we all have this ability to connect deeply with God.
I thought eventually I could turn you all into witches,
I thought sodomy was... Was just when I would...
I thought you couldn't speak!
I walked in on her the other day,
I want one of those.
I want to think we've had a nice life.
I was entrusted to take care of these things,
I was hoping that we'd have the whole dowry situation locked up,
I was just picking root vegetables.
I was robbed.
I was saying the same thing yesterday.
I was sleeping!
I wasn't hurt, but the bandits took everything.
I will bring the Devil's goad to your bedchamber this evening,
I will consider it.
I will mark thy footsteps.
I wish there was more I could have done.
I wish there was something I could give you in repayment.
I won't let you kill him!
I would even be okay if they were mushy on the outside
I would really appreciate it.
I would spill my seed on her... Um...
I... I did. Yes, I... That also occurred.
I'd be more than happy to get you
I'd like to introduce you to someone. This is Masseto.
I'd really appreciate it if you guys let me out now.
I'll fuck you where you breathe.
I'll get there.
I'll leave it here with you.
I'll tell you what happened, 100%.
I'm about to leave to go to the market to sell the fabrics, please!
I'm actually...
I'm all right right now.
I'm drunk!
I'm friends with your father,
I'm going to have you fast for one year.
I'm gonna change.
I'm gonna need that back.
I'm gonna tell Mother Marea.
I'm gonna throw up.
I'm good. How are you?
I'm having a hard time determining
I'm just gonna waste away here.
I'm just looking through the hay. Shh!
I'm just trying to help you!
I'm kidding.
I'm Marta.
I'm not a Jew. I'm not a Jew.
I'm not doing that anymore.
I'm not gonna throw up.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not supposed to talk to you.
I'm petrified.
I'm right there with you.
I'm Sister Ginevra.
I'm so sorry for dragging you into this.
I'm so sorry, Your Holiness.
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry I didn't tell you about it.
I'm sorry I didn't tell you I was a witch.
I'm sorry to keep you waiting. I've been in Sarzana
I'm sorry, Father.
I'm sorry! But what is...
I'm sorry. I am...
I'm sorry. I don't...
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
I'm telling you, he was a deaf mute.
I'm unlocking you.
I'm well. You look beautiful.
I've been having impure thoughts.
I've begun to suspect you have Guelph blood coursing through your veins.
I've got some good news
I've learned my lesson, I really have.
I've never been in your room.
If I die, that's on your conscience.
If I go back out on the road, they will catch me,
If I placed my mouth on her sex while...
If someone catches me...
If you don't confess, God can't forgive you, so...
If you'd have me, yeah.
If you're a bandit, I will strike you!
Ilario's daughter, of course.
Imagine that.
In fact, it's so good that I've heard of women
In February, how did you sell textiles before they were sold?
In the coming days and maybe weeks,
Ingestion of drugs,
Is getting to the point of, like,
Is it all right that we keep drinking the sacramental wine?
Is it also considered sodomy if...
Is it Florence? Are they coming? Go get 'em!
Is it true that you've never...
Is it?
Is that what you're doing?
Isn't it beautiful?
Isn't it fun?
Isn't it so annoying?
Isn't that amazing, Sisters?
It could be a little mushy. I'm fine with a little mush.
It has been three days since my last confession.
It has been years,
It looks like a barn in Filicaia.
It says thank you, just for...
It sounds cheery. The bad news is
It was a good day.
It was a total disaster.
It was actually... It was really fun.
It was taking up too much space in here,
It's a box of rats with one open side
It's a miracle.
It's a mortal sin.
It's a very serious sin.
It's all men.
It's also a serious sin.
It's bad luck to put it back in the pitcher, though...
It's been two days since my last confession.
It's coming to an end.
It's embarrassing.
It's gonna be fine.
It's horrible, you fucking imbecile!
It's just complete lack of...
It's like, "Good luck."
It's like, why are there so many folds in here?
It's lonely.
It's not my suggestion.
It's okay. He's a deaf mute.
It's only 'cause they just sprang it on me.
It's only so that I can inflict as much pain
It's our job to live in unison with His essence.
It's really dirty over here.
It's really gonna fortify your soul.
It's really, really good.
It's so good to see your face.
It's so hot out here.
It's so sad and depressing.
It's so unfair.
It's so warm.
It's so... Ooh, it's...
It's the greatest pleasure on Earth.
It's the middle of the night. There's a donkey downstairs.
It's the right amount, feels like.
It's...
Just a minute. I'll be right there.
Just a quick toast...
Just because your dad gives money to the convent,
Just doesn't make any sense.
Just going to...
Just have to remember not to get this in your mouth, okay?
Just have to...
Just hoarding all the food, huh, like a fucking Jew?
Just in case you are, it was Sister Latizia.
Just in from Sicily.
Just let me out. We'll make a run for it.
Just letting me talk to you the other day.
Just stop! Stop!
Just to seduce men.
Keep your chin up.
Keeping up? You keeping up?
Kiss him.
Knock knock. Are they not here?
Lance to grail, spirit to flesh,
Last night at dinner...
Last night was nice.
Let me get Mother Marea!
Let us pray.
Let's go. Let's go, let's go.
Let's keep moving. We're gonna keep going.
Let's take a little walk.
Living ethically every day, serving God.
Look at the ground, you fucking pervert!
Look at this wall! Look at the stuff you build!
Look at you. You can't speak. You can't hear. It's not fair!
Look, I'm just gonna...
Looks great.
Lord, give our bodies restful sleep
Lord, grant us a quiet night and a perfect end. Amen.
Loving the world?
Lurco, I have to leave.
Lustfulness, reveling,
Lying with a woman,
Make sure he sees your eyes.
Make you look a little more...
Many years since my last confession.
Marea.
Masseto, come on!
Masseto, come on!
Masseto, let's talk about this!
Masseto, Masseto, Masseto.
Masseto!
Masseto!
Meeting with the family of my new bride.
Merchant Ricardo, uh, yes. Glad you brought it up. He's good.
Messenger came back.
Mischief in your heart.
Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm.
Mmm hmm.
Mmm.
Mom is good. Mom is... Everybody's well.
Mother Marea, I need to talk to you about Sister Fernanda.
My liege.
My wife, who had hidden her Guelph ancestry,
Never?
No more eyeballs or squishing and all that kind of stuff.
No running!
No, but I'm fine with March.
No, Father.
No, I don't feel good.
No, I'm leaving. The nuns, no. They spit on me.
No, it just looks like you...
No, my veil just got a little dirty,
No, never.
No, no, I did not.
No, no, it's all right.
No, no, it's okay. I'm giving it to you.
No, no, no. I was talking to myself.
No, no, no. I'm fine.
No, no, that's not him.
No, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, you can't hear me.
No! That is him.
No! That's... That is him.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. And...
No. But this is March. I'm fine with March.
No. Definitely...
No. How could I have heard?
No. I have nothing else to confess.
No. What's she talking about?
No...
Nobody knows, but now you know.
Not being baptized?
Not being baptized.
Nothing matters in life. We're all gonna die.
Nothing matters.
Nothing. Go back to bed.
Nothing. I'm so sorry.
Nothing. Mind your own fucking business.
Nothing's coming out, nothing.
Now I'll know who you are in the morning.
Now, as to the other situation
Now!
Of course.
Of my embroidery out of nowhere.
Oh, all right.
Oh, careful. Go... Take it easy.
Oh, God. Okay.
Oh, I'm so dirty.
Oh, jeez. Are you okay?
Oh, my God, you have no idea.
Oh, my God!
Oh, no, it's my room.
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no. How did you find out?
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Oh, that tastes bad. That's bad.
Oh, they know. They know I'm here. They know I'm here.
Oh, what have I done?
Oh, what's out there? Is it the Guelphs?
Oh, yes, I'm sure you will.
Oh, you're coming with me.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh...
Okay, get closer.
Okay, good. I'll tell Father Tommasso.
Okay, just please stop!
Okay, kiss him.
Okay, okay, okay. Let it out.
Okay, okay.
Okay, yes, maybe you could sweep the cellar,
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. All right, you take care, and...
Okay. All right.
Okay. Is that help for you?
Okay. No, I'm sorry.
Okay. Okay.
Okay. You're gonna have to move quick,
On her back or on her bosom.
Once she hits puberty.
One of the biggest.
One of you sluts thinks he's quite the jester.
Or I'm gonna tell everyone here that you've been tricking us!
Or maybe she got through the wall.
Or you can trust me and let me help you!
Ouch.
Over there. Come on. They have the donkey.
Placed against your abdomen.
Please don't tell my father.
Please have mercy on me.
Please, just wait two days!
Please, please don't say that.
Please!
Please.
Presentable.
Probably shouldn't do it.
Push your sex into his stomach.
Put on the habit. Key. Oh, key!
Quiet.
Quite the barren twat.
Really?
Really?
Really? You think you could stay on?
Revelings, witchcraft.
Right, here you are. Fresh bread for you.
Right. Um...
Savage beasts, tearing men from limb to limb.
She got out last night, and I had to find her.
She got through the gate.
She had it. She had the sex, and so I was gonna have the sex.
She had the most beautiful hair of this color all over her body.
She is on drugs!
She said that she was going...
She simultaneously had... Had her mouth around mine?
She told me she took belladonna tonight,
She was more beautifully developed as a woman than you are today.
She would place her mouth around my sex.
She's a witch! She is a witch!
She's been lying about it the whole time.
She's been so out of it.
She's clearly lying about the donkey escaping.
She's lying about it. You'll want to know about it.
She's my childhood friend.
She's pathetic.
She's probably, like, daydreaming about some guy
She's trying to take my donkey.
Shit.
Shit. Oh, shit.
Shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Silence!
Since God is perfect,
Sister Alessandra wants you to drink.
Sister Alessandra.
Sister Alessandra.
Sister Fernanda, these are your sins.
Sister Fernanda?
Sister Ginevra, these are your sins.
Sister Marea, I don't know what to say.
Sister Marea!
Sister Marea! Sister Marea! Wake up!
So everything I've done, everything I've worked on, is gone?
So good to see you, too.
So good to see you.
So I don't think you should be bothering yourself with that.
So I made no sale.
So it had to be so intense.
So maybe it doesn't matter.
So that the rats, in their attempts to escape,
So then tomorrow, you would come back
So, I sent a messenger to Arezzo.
So, I would really like you to give him a chance.
So, if anything happens, just tell me.
So, let's just have this one, and then...
So, maybe I'll just...
So, my dear,
So, say, it's lunch. Every day, you've got to skip lunch.
So, Sister Alessandra, how was your father's visit?
So, watching me eat so carefully,
So, what do I do?
So, what was Mother Marea saying to you earlier?
So, why weren't you at Lauds this morning?
Some people, it's marriage and family and the warmth of a home,
Someone's coming.
Something wasn't right or weird.
Sometimes...
Somewhat unexpected.
Soon as Florence gets here,
Sorry I ruined your ritual.
Sorry I told on you.
Sorry that I told Mother Marea every time I thought
Sorry to just spring this on you.
Sorry to say, yeah.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry. I'm sorry.
Sounds like you are really good at this...
Spirit to flesh, sun to moon.
Stay down, please.
Stop it, Alessandra! I need to have sex with him!
Stop it! Stop that!
Stop talking about this, not at the table, okay?
Stop talking.
Stop!
Sun to moon.
Super ample, plus it's Bruno's wife,
Sure. You bet he has.
Take it all in.
Take off the nun thing.
Tell Lurco to keep that garden gate closed,
Tell me what's going on right now,
Tell me who you are.
Terrible things are happening all the time.
Thank you, Sister Fernanda. Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. Bye, you guys.
Thank you. Thank you. How's Mom?
That can be a blessing to both of us.
That fucking bitch.
That I spill my seed all over her face.
That is pleasant and luxurious.
That monastery is so boring.
That Rose had the ability
That sounded like him.
That would make me uncomfortable.
That would solve a lot of problems.
That'll go big in town.
That's all right. That's...
That's better.
That's gonna magically come and take her away from here.
That's gorgeous. Who did that?
That's not a turnip! It's shit!
That's not even what his visit was about.
That's the cellar and the altar.
That's the longest list I've ever had...
That's the same as lying with a woman,
That's too fast.
That's too fast. We should stop.
That's what I'm gonna become.
That's what makes you what you are.
That's what's held me up.
That's... That's totally fine. Yeah.
The body of Christ.
The body of Christ.
The donkey escaped again?
The good news is I'm going to keep you alive for as long as I can.
The guards out there have a real thirst for blood.
The horned lord, our god who taught her the word.
The numbers, but...
The other day, I found a turnip in the garden
The rat box, not to be confused with
The sisters made all these things,
Then what was his visit about?
Then you should have more.
There was no good news in that at all.
There would be a lot less conflicts with the sisters.
There. That's it. All right.
There's a lot of money going out and not that much coming in, so...
There's a new one called the rat box
There's a turtle with a candle on it!
There's just no hope anywhere in the world.
There's no hope for any of us.
There's no point. He can't talk.
There's no way that donkey's escaping.
There's no way to prove it's not a demon, so...
There's something going on with Fernanda.
There's the angels.
These are serious sins.
These girls can be tough. I'm not gonna lie.
These people, they want to kill me,
They called me a Jew.
They physically have attacked people.
They should be feeding you, for all the money we send them here.
They told me that they would give me help,
They took all the embroidery, all of the silk,
They were... They were so lovely.
They were... They were, you know, very interesting.
They're asking for a lot of money,
They're gone.
They're out there in the woods!
They're weak, like the Guelphs.
They're witches!
They're witches!
Think we can just eat any of this food?
This feels different.
This has been wonderful.
This is a turnip.
This is like... It's not even his fault.
This is my donkey!
This is my room.
This is not what I imagined for myself, you know.
This was great.
This, like, shriveled up, old, comatose woman.
This... This Florentine conspiracy thing
Through Christ, our Lord.
Thy words kept in memory.
To make up for everything that was lost.
To predict the exact day of the death of Frederick II.
To seal her up in a wall with a boar and a dog.
To start with upon you.
To swallow.
Tommasso, yes.
Tommasso.
Too wonderful.
Took me all morning.
Turned out to be
Uh...
Ultimately, this is gonna be a very positive influence.
Um, I broke this.
Um, I was just in the neighborhood.
Um...
Um...
Up! Uh uh...
Vain jangling, drinking...
Very tired, very long trip.
Viola, go inside and finish your reading.
Violence? I...
Wait, wait, wait! Don't leave me!
Wake up!
Wake up! Wake up!
Was lying with Francesca worth it?
Wasn't last night so fun?
We adore you. We glorify you.
We all require different amounts of food.
We brought you a lunar habit to hide you in the night.
We can get you one.
We can't do it, 'cause we would get locked up.
We could save it up,
We give you thanks for your great glory, Lord God.
We go. We go.
We hate you!
We have to get her. She's out of control.
We have to make more of that.
We just saw the wildest thing. You would not believe it.
We praise you. We bless you.
We should talk about it in private.
We want to bring you back to the convent.
We were just drunk and having fun.
We'll be eating chicken like a bunch of fucking Croatians.
We'll get it together for you.
We'll see about that.
We'll settle this in private.
We're all gonna die.
We're all starving!
We're fucking starving! You can't do anything right!
We're getting you out. Hi.
We're going to begin the tribunal.
We're not doing that anymore.
We're rescuing you!
Welcome back.
Well, all the embroidery was stolen.
Well, earlier I was in the garden,
Well, I blessed it, so...
Well, I'll give you your penance.
Well, it was a turtle...
Well, okay.
Well, that's adultery.
Well, that's because the donkey escaped in the woods, and I saved her.
Well, that's sodomy.
Well, yes, that's also sodomy.
Well, you missed Lauds, Sister. That's something.
Well...
Were you hurt?
What a blessing!
What about that bosom? Very ample.
What are you all looking at?
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
What are you doing with your hands?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you...
What can I say? I'm very embarrassed, but...
What do you even do here?
What do you mean, you saw him first? You don't even like men!
What do you want?
What does that even mean?
What else was it? A warlock?
What have you done?
What I call my wife's private area
What I can make out.
What is it...
What is she doing here?
What is that, a bird? You're praying?
What is the lights? Look at the lights.
What is this, maggot food?
What is wrong with her?
What the fuck are you looking at?
What the fuck are you saying to me?
What the fuck is she doing in there?
What was that all about, huh?
What were you doing in there?
What?
What?
What? Say something!
What? What, are you hungry?
What... Is...
What's going on with Sister Alessandra?
What's going on?
What's gotten into you today?
What's wrong with you?
Whatever it is, I can fix it, but you have to tell me.
When someone would penetrate the rear... The rear end.
Where am I?
Where did you come from? What is that?
Where is he?
Where were you during Lauds? Why did you miss Lauds?
Where'd you come from?
Which means that it was a demon.
Which of my favorite torture methods
Which quickened the womb and conquered the tomb.
Which would you like first?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who make this potion out of this plant belladonna
Who seem very ethical and, yeah.
Who seems like she might be up to fidelity.
Who the fuck are you?
Who... Who are you?
Whoa, whoa. Come on!
Whoo!
Why are you a tattletale, huh?
Why are you always telling on people?
Why are you asking me so many questions?
Why are you choking me?
Why are you defending him?
Why are you even here?
Why are you hiding in the weeds like an animal?
Why are you looking at me?
Why are you making eye contact with us?
Why are you wearing your black habit? It's spring.
Why are you wearing your winter habit?
Why are you...
Why do you have pants on your head?
Why do you keep asking me?
Why don't you just stay here?
Why don't you stay in this world that you love so much?
Why is he smiling? Who is that? Wait!
Why is it so big? It's a lot bigger than your room.
Why is there blood all over your face?
Why would she lie about the donkey?
Why would you do that?
Why? Is it really so great?
Witches.
With the amount somebody is eating.
Would you like some wine?
Wow, I just... I find that so hard to believe.
Yeah, all done.
Yeah, he says a lot of things.
Yeah, I um...
Yeah, it's a mortal sin. We wouldn't get into Heaven.
Yeah, it's your room.
Yeah, let's just...
Yeah, me too.
Yeah, no... All the work itself, it went really smoothly.
Yeah, shut up. Just drink a little bit of it.
Yeah, then you probably shouldn't do it.
Yeah, there should be enough here.
Yeah, well, maybe we should gag him.
Yeah, you are a disgusting piece of shit!
Yeah, you're right. I think I can learn a lot
Yeah? You act like I don't suffer through it, too.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. I am.
Yeah. I think she got through the gate.
Yeah. I...
Yeah. Is that how you do it?
Yeah. My dad got it for me.
Yeah. She's fucking delusional.
Yeah. She's so delusional.
Yeah. Why not?
Yes, explain yourself!
Yes, Father.
Yes, Father.
Yes, I'm afraid that's what happened.
Yes, I'm really from Gartagnana.
Yes, it was good.
Yes, it's yours, it's yours!
Yes, look at you.
Yes, Mother.
Yes, of course. Thank you so much.
Yes, thank you, Father. Thank you.
Yes, that's... That's also sodomy.
Yes, you have.
Yes! He deserves this!
Yes! Stop. Stop.
Yes?
Yes.
Yes.
Yesterday, I walked by the garden,
You are the most annoying!
You are weak.
You can either lose all of your stuff,
You can get up now!
You can speak?
You can trust us.
You can, um, sort of...
You can't... You shouldn't even be coming through those doors!
You common born dogs.
You deserve to die!
You do not belong here!
You do not sound like you're from Gartagnana.
You don't belong here!
You don't know the powers of...
You don't want to be here either.
You don't want to live with that.
You don't... Don't... Don't you lose hope.
You dug a ditch?
You expect us to eat shit? You're a piece of shit!
You feel okay?
You have an accent. Where are you from? The south?
You have nowhere to stay?
You have to feel the sin.
You heard what happened to her, right?
You just pick a meal in the day
You know how she's been saying that the donkey escaped?
You know nothing. This is a fertility ritual.
You know what comes after Pisa? Lucca.
You know what you did!
You know what? I'll just go scoop some dung or scrub the cellars...
You know who my father is?
You know, I told you to gag him.
You know, keep... Please.
You know, last time you and I spoke,
You know, they just asked me to double production
You know...
You look terrific. Are they feeding you?
You need to know about the witches!
You need to know what's going on!
You need to know what's going on!
You need to know!
You need to know. There are witches...
You never wash anything.
You really think I could be a witch?
You saved me! Are you kidding?
You see this copper in my hair?
You should be thanking me, Father.
You stay away! These are mine!
You stay away! They're mine!
You survived.
You think she could get through the gate?
You think this has something to do with our hair being cut?
You think we should tell Bruno about that?
You think you can look at us?
You were just crying in there?
You were just writhing around on him.
You were rolling your eyes.
You, Sister Marea, you.
You'll get it all over it.
You're a good woman. You're a good woman, Marea.
You're a little fucking rat!
You're a witch? This is crazy!
You're always complaining about how Lurco talks to you,
You're both out of control.
You're digging a ditch?
You're digging a ditch.
You're gonna wash your own veil?
You're just stuck here with all these bitches,
You're not allowed to have visitors here.
You're not going to bed, are you?
You're not putting anything in there.
You're not supposed to talk to me?
You're right. You're right.
You're sexually attracted to women.
You're so cute.
You've asked me, like, 25...
You've done... You've done a lot.
You've... Really kind eyes.
Your pheasant, your lentils. Live it up.
Your room's gorgeous.
She was clearly lying. She had a friend over,
"We're gonna lose everything." Mmm hmm.
abusive language... It's just the tone of my voice.
All right, let's... Enough with the knife already.
All right. Well... But I'll make sure it doesn't happen again.
Almost ready. Oh, look at this!
and I've lost them in the water. It's all right.
And it was so delicious... Sister.
And now I've fallen... It's all right. I'm gonna help.
and skip it. Okay.
But we're not gonna get in trouble? Do it.
Calm down! They're all out there! Father Bartolomeo,
Come here. You're insane.
Come in. Come in. Come in. Hello.
Complete chaos! I'm sorry.
Everyone's awake. What's on your face?
Father Tommasso drinks it all the time. I'm gonna tell Mother Marea.
Fernanda! What the fuck is wrong with you?
Get down. Get down. Can you hear me?
Good morning, Marea. Good morning.
He's a deaf mute. Oh.
Hey, don't fucking talk to us! Fucking creep.
Hi. Hi.
Hi. That's Marta.
His business is not doing very well at the moment. Oh, that's terrible.
Hmm? That sounded like him.
Hmm. Here are my sins.
How dare you? Bishop, I did not have sex. I'm telling the truth.
I am not a witch! Stop!
I can't sleep! You're too loud! Get outta here!
I didn't explain it yet, so it's not okay. Okay.
I don't feel well. Yeah, it's 'cause this is too tight.
I don't know. Oh, I'm so thirsty.
I feel like you're ignoring me. I'm not.
I felt like... I felt I heard the... No, no.
I have no money. Or wine... No, Father, I don't need any money, or wine.
I need a refill. Don't.
I saw him first. Why is the handyman here?
I should... What the hell are you doing?
I sound just like you. No. She's from here.
I told you to never talk to us, you piece of shit! How dare you, fuckers!
I took the belladonna. I took the belladonna. What?
I want you to say. Yeah.
I... We can't.
I'll be fake sleeping... Mmm hmm.
I'm so sorry about that. Have you seen these numbers? Who...
I'm sorry. It's okay.
I'm sorry. What is this shit?
I've come back empty handed. I'm sorry.
Is it a good time? Yes.
Is she all right? Well, she's acting very suspicious.
It was, Father. Hmm.
It'll be great if you just listen next time.
It's been a long day. All right, yeah.
It's disgusting. It's disgusting!
It's not escaping. Okay, this is not the right time.
Just go without me! Go without you?
Just shut up. Mmm hmm.
Keep going. I'm so hot. Why am I so hot?
Let's see what he does. Shit.
Let's try it again next week. Yes, Father.
Look, look, you're gonna get me fuckin' killed! Uh huh.
Mmm hmm. I saw Sister Latizia take two portions.
Nice to see you. We appreciate your time.
No, No. You don't belong!
No, please. I might.
No. He...
No. I don't mean you're not gonna eat for a whole year.
Of course. I thought I heard someone.
Oh, my God. Are you from Umbria?
Oh. Please don't do this.
Okay, here I go. Okay.
Okay, you ready? Yeah.
Please, please. Think you can talk to us?
Please. It's a tough position.
Put your clothes on. Fernanda's a witch, her friend's a witch!
Really? Mmm.
She got out again? Yeah.
She's staying up! I hear her up all night. Don't talk so much...
Shut the fuck up. What are you doing?
Sister, I'm asking, please keep your voice down. She wasn't there!
So annoying. I told you.
So I did belladonna so I could have the sex...
Take your pants off, then. No, get off!
Thank you, Mother. We'll discuss this later.
Thank you, Sister Alessandra. Thank you.
That's the traditional form of sodomy. Right.
The best blessing I have ever experienced. You saved me!
The body of Christ. Amen.
The body of Christ. Amen.
The body of Christ. Amen.
There's no need to tell my father. He's a patron of the church,
They called me a Jew, Father Tommasso. Lurco, please.
They called me a Jew. Please.
They can be very tough. Really?
They disappeared. Oh.
They're not good people. No, Lurco...
We cured him. There's absolutely no way.
We hate you! Please, please.
What are you doing? It's the middle of the night! They're witches!
What? I had sex with him!
What? This is...
Who spit on you? They spit on me.
Yeah, he can talk. I thought you were a deaf mute!
Yeah, yeah, childhood friend. We grew up together.
Yeah, you are a piece of shit. You're disgusting! I'm sorry.
Yeah. You know, like we do.
Yes. And what meal is that?
Yes. No.
You are a bride of Christ! You did not have sex with him.
You blessed it, so it's... I mean,
You had sex with him, too. Stop.
You're just jealous. No, I am not!
You're not allowed... Just enjoy this moment...
You're not from Gartagnana. Yes, she is.
You've been so sweet to me. Stop, stop. Somebody's gonna catch us!
'Cause I can hear your thoughts.
'cause I'm eating, and I'm digesting, so stop it.
'Cause they can have a pack mentality.
'Cause this is basically carrot pudding.
"And if all my merriment is saddened
"And since the head is empty, the members at the ends are in pain."
"and the birds have fallen silent from their warbling
"And the blossoms look like those of apples."
"and the branches wizen in the treetop
"and the willow and elder grow,
"as I see the dry months come,
"At the end of the cold season,
"because of the cold that grips them.
"But in spite of this all, I'm unshaken
"But when the fruit comes,
"for I am rejuvenated and prosper
"for through the bark, the sweet humor of the sap doesn't mount to them
"from gaining me..."
"I concern myself with a large orchard
"It hasn't however kept my praise
"it is nothing but willow and elder.
"Know when the leaf parts from the ash
"on those that should be the worst.
"surges the sap that revives the broom and heather.
"The grafts are large, and the fruit fleshy
"to the point of not boasting openly..."
"when all the other happiness is wasted.
"when along the branch
"When the peach trees blossom and the frog sings in the pool
"where there are beautiful saplings in many places.
"You know what? I hope we do, just so you'll shut up."

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