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Friday (1995)

Friday (1995)

Friday is a cult classic comedy film released in 1995 that still holds its charm and humor to this day. Written by Ice Cube and DJ Pooh, the movie showcases the events of one fateful day in South Central Los Angeles that test the friendship and shenanigans of its main characters.

The film centers around the hilarious misadventures of Craig Jones, played by Ice Cube himself. Craig is an unemployed young man who just got fired on his day off; talk about bad luck! As he spends the day chilling on his porch with his best friend Smokey, played by Chris Tucker, they find themselves entangled in a wild chain of events.

Chris Tucker's performance as Smokey is nothing short of brilliant. His high-pitched voice and undeniable comedic timing make for some of the most memorable moments in the film. Whether he's dodging bullets or sharing funny anecdotes, Tucker's energy and charisma shine through.

The cast also includes Nia Long as Debbie, Craig's love interest, and Paula Jai Parker as Joi, Debbie's best friend. Their presence adds depth to the story and showcases the importance of relationships in the midst of chaos. John Witherspoon delivers a standout performance as Craig's hilarious father, Mr. Jones. With his wit and comedy chops, Witherspoon effortlessly steals every scene he's in.

Friday is filled with quotable lines that have become part of popular culture. From Smokey's unforgettable "You got knocked the f*** out!" to Mr. Jones' iconic "You win some, you lose some, but you live, you live to fight another day," the movie is a treasure trove of memorable moments.

The film's soundtrack features iconic artists such as Dr. Dre, Ice Cube, Cypress Hill, and Eazy-E. Their catchy beats and infectious rhymes add an extra layer of authenticity and energy to the movie. Fans of the film can still enjoy these timeless sounds, as you can play and download the songs from the soundtrack on various platforms.

Friday is a must-watch for any comedy lover. Its hilarious ensemble cast, sharp writing, and unique storytelling make it a timeless classic. Whether you've seen it before or are new to the world of Craig, Smokey, and their crazy adventures, this film is guaranteed to leave you laughing and quoting lines for days.

So, why not grab some popcorn, gather your friends, and tune in to Friday for a hilarious and memorable movie night? You won't regret it. And remember, you can relive the sounds and songs of this iconic film right here, where you can play and download the sounds that made Friday such a memorable experience.

A hundred, 120, 140.
About 200 dollars.
About 4 or $5000.
Ain't getting high no more.
Ain't like you got shit to do tomorrow. You don't have to go to work.
Ain't nobody lying.
Ain't nobody playing but you.
Ain't nothing in this house.
Ain't that a bitch? You funny.
Ain't that right, Ma? That's my dog.
All right, don't get homeboy fucked up.
All right, here's what we're gonna do. I'm gonna run here and get you the gun.
All right, I'll eat it.
All right, man. I'm gonna go to the crib, man. My stomach hurt.
All right, ****a, look. When you're done, I'll clean all that shit up for you for $2. Ugh.
All right?
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All the chicken.
All the pig feet.
All these ******s around here might be scared of you.
All you do is smoke weed.
Always talking shit.
Always talking shit. Just can't open the goddamn door.
Always trying to smoke up somebody's shit.
Am I tripping?
And all the fries you can give me.
And I know it's her because I star 69'd her. She hung up again.
And I turned around to jump over the fence, the dog grabbed my ass.
And later on, you call me and let me know what happened, all right?
And the good old gravy I like, the biscuits I like to sop that gravy.
And the only person who could get me out was my mom.
And we was just chilling.
And you ain't got shit to do.
And you ain't got shit to do.
And you know how we do it.
And you know this, man.
And you know this, man.
And you sell that shit yourself next time.
And you, you keep your ass here.
And, man, I ain't been right ever since then.
Another Quaalude, she'll love me in the morning.
Answer the phone, the cable people are supposed to call.
Anybody drop stinky loads, it's me.
Anything else happen?
Anyway, what you doing up so early?
Are you gonna loan me the money?
Are you okay?
Are you prepared for Jehovah's return?
Around here, you gonna work or go to school.
As soon as he said that...
Aw. I'm sorry.
Baby, baby, we was just praying.
Back, back.
Beat him down, beat you down.
Because I steal, I don't kill.
Because I wanna smoke this joint.
Because I'm going to rehab.
Because if you not, I have a pamphlet here that
Because it's Friday.
Because it's Friday.
Because you look like you've been smoking.
Been smoking since I was 2.
Better get your ass off your shoulders.
Better watch who window you climbing in before you get blasted on.
Big Snake. Big Worm. What kind of name is that?
Big stinking government cheese. Couldn't take a dump for two weeks.
Big Worm ain't gonna do a goddamn thing, man.
BIG WORM: Don't be calling here like you some straight up G...
BIG WORM: Don't play dumb, ******. You know who this is. You got my money?
Big Worm.
Bigfoot motherfucker, you can have your knife.
Bitch got out of the car looking more like Freddie Jackson.
Bitch!
Bleeding and shit.
BOTH: Damn.
BOTH: Hey.
Boy, I don't know why you come down here messing with these people.
Boy, what the fuck you want?
BOY: Mama. GIRL: Help.
BOY: Then give me my money back. It's my money.
BOY: Watch this. Whoo!
Break yourself, fool.
Bring your ass in here. What you talking about?
Brother, stay black.
But after this Friday, neighborhood will never be the same.
But he don't like her.
But I wanna spend Red's money.
But I'm gonna get you high today.
But I'm gonna get you high today.
But I'm not.
But if you come by, I won't call you, okay?
But when he leave...
But you live, you live to fight another day.
But you live.
By a stinking ass filthy dog.
By any chance is Sister Jones in?
Bye bye, baby.
Bye bye, baby.
Bye bye.
Bye, Felisha.
Bye, Smokey.
Bye.
Call me when you get home.
Calm down.
Came home.
Can I have my chili Fritos?
Can I leave the door open?
Can I use y'all's VCR right quick? Wanna dub a tape.
Can't do shit over here.
Cheap ass phone.
China, come on.
CLEVER: Oh, man. Come on.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here. Sit down.
Come in. I'm thirsty.
Come on outside, man, stop playing.
Come on, Craig.
Come on, Dana.
Come on, Deebo, stall him out.
Come on, get out of here.
Come on, man. Move it.
Come on, put up your dukes.
Come on, sister.
Come on, sister.
Come on, Smoke, let's go in.
Come over here and sit down. Right here.
Cool.
Could y'all stay off my grass, please?
Craig already has a woman.
Craig, can I use y'all's microwave right quick?
Craig, Daddy wants you.
Craig, get out of my room.
Craig, I wouldn't feel comfortable lending you 200 dollars without a job.
Craig, I'm on my way to work.
Craig, if somebody comes, whistle.
Craig, it'll stimulate your mind.
Craig, tell that little girl to stop playing on my phone.
Craig, where the iron?
Craig, you ain't got to lie.
Craig, you fucked up. You fucked up.
Craig, you listen to me.
CRAIG: All right, man. All right, man.
CRAIG: All right, man. SMOKEY: We finally got him.
CRAIG: Come on, man. Bring your ass out. SMOKEY: Come on.
CRAIG: Damn.
CRAIG: Damn.
CRAIG: Damn.
CRAIG: For most people, Friday's just a day before the weekend.
CRAIG: For some reason, I don't think Smokey wanted to go in there...
CRAIG: Fucking Yeah. Crawl, punk.
CRAIG: Hello?
CRAIG: Here come Dana.
CRAIG: Hey, hey.
CRAIG: Hey, punk.
CRAIG: Hey, see if she got a friend. All right.
CRAIG: Hey.
CRAIG: Hurry up.
CRAIG: I don't know either.
CRAIG: I look like the Kunta Kinte around this mother?
CRAIG: I wish you weren't slipping today.
CRAIG: I'm clowning.
CRAIG: Look.
CRAIG: ******, you slow.
CRAIG: No.
CRAIG: Remember this?
CRAIG: Scandalous.
CRAIG: Shit.
CRAIG: What the fuck?
CRAIG: Where you at?
CRAIG: Who you talking to?
CRAIG: Who? Deebo.
CRAIG: Yeah.
CRAIG: Yeah. Just go on and knock.
Craig?
Craig.
Craig.
Craig.
Craig.
Craig.
Craig. Craig.
Craig. Craig. Can I talk to you for a minute?
Craig. Telephone.
Crawl, you little bitch.
Daddy wants you again.
Damn, what you doing knocking like you the damn police?
Damn!
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn. Always caught in the middle of something.
Damn. I'd knock the dust off that pussy.
Damn. Now, shut the hell up.
Dana, wait up.
DANA: Craig, get up. Get up, Craig. Come on, Craig.
DANA: Craig.
DANA: Craig.
DANA: Damn.
DANA: Deebo.
DANA: Deebo. Damn.
DANA: Mama, you got some glue?
DANA: Stop, you're embarrassing me.
DANA: What's up? Nothing. Just got off that bus.
Dana.
Dana.
Dana.
Dang, he at it again.
Debbie came by looking for you.
Debbie girl, damn.
DEBBIE: Craig.
DEBBIE: Is Dana here? Uh....
DEBBIE: Look at your face. Look at your face.
DEBBIE: What's wrong? Shh.
Debbie's homeboy.
Deebo ain't seen them neither.
Deebo was over at Felisha house and Debbie house asleep.
Deebo, man. You tripping.
DEEBO: Come on.
DEEBO: Hurry up.
DEEBO: Hurry up.
DEEBO: Shit. Hurry up.
DEEBO: What you got on my drink?
DEEBO: What's up, y'all?
Deebo!
Deebo!
Deebo.
Dizam.
Do I still look high?
Don't "what's up" me.
Don't even ask.
Don't even talk with all the horses missing their hair here.
Don't ever, ever...
Don't knock these over.
Don't laugh. It ain't funny.
Don't let me catch you, boy.
Don't lie.
Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes.
Don't start tripping, Craig.
Don't worry about what fuck I be doing.
Don't you see we handling grown folks business?
Drive by.
Drop him, Craig. Drop him, Craig. Drop him, Craig.
Earlier.
Eat it on the 4th, by the 18th, everybody trying to get to the bathrooms.
Eight fifty.
Eight thirty, right?
Eight thirty, why?
Either y'all got Kool Aid, no sugar...
Every time I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen...
Exactly.
Excuse me, brother.
Ezal, get the hell out of my backyard.
EZAL: Aah! Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm hurt.
EZAL: Smokey.
Ezal!
Ezal.
FELISHA: Craig.
FELISHA: What y'all smoking on?
FELISHA: What's up, Craig?
Fine. I'm on my way to work.
Fired me on the spot.
Follow me, homey.
Fool.
For real?
For real?
For real? Damn.
For real? I mean, was it like this or was it like this?
For real? No shit?
For real? What she say?
For the last time, would you please stay off my frigging grass, please.
For what?
Forty five, 50 dogs.
Forty, 60, 80.
Fuck Worm.
Fuck you, motherfucker.
Fuck you.
Fucking bitch.
Fucking up the rotation. You could get killed with somebody else.
George Clinton was a dog catcher.
Get a ****** locked up. Man, come on.
Get me glass of water.
Get off me, man.
Get off me, man. Goddamn.
Get off me. Get off me.
Get off my ass!
Get off my ass.
Get off your ass and get in this car.
Get the hell on, Felisha.
Get these for me.
Get up!
Get your feet down.
Girl, that's my friend.
Give it up, Red.
Give me a little for my cataracts?
Give me my goddamn money.
Give me some chili Fritos.
Give me the gun, son.
Give me the gun, son.
Give me the gun.
Give me the money.
Give me the rest. Somebody want a couple of 20s around the corner.
Give me the two piece special, lots of hot sauce.
Go and get something to eat. I know you hungry.
Go ask that bitch for some money.
Go, go, go. Go.
God put this here for me and you.
Goddamn devil.
Goddamn pest.
Goddamn, goddamn.
Goddamn, you got to be a stupid motherfucker to get fired on your day off.
Goddamn.
Goddamn.
Goddamn.
Goddamn. Motherfuckers.
Good Lord, have mercy.
Got me too, little bitch ass ******.
Got nothing, man.
Gotta crawl before you walk.
Gotta get dressed.
Gotta start the day off right, man.
Ha, you little rat bastards.
Half dead motherfucker.
Have some cereal.
Have you ever had government cheese?
He ain't playing. You think he playing about his money?
He be, like, "Shut the fuck up."
He don't be pulling that shit on them fools around the corner.
He gonna cry in the car.
He got game.
He had to find out the hard way.
He know where my mama stay, know where your mama stay.
He probably smoke bud too.
He tripping hard.
He was I don't like that.
HECTOR: Hey, hey, hey. Take it easy, homes.
HECTOR: Homestead, yo, take it easy, ése.
HECTOR: So you decided to smoke with the big boys, huh, Smokey?
HECTOR: What's up, Craig? What's up, Red?
Heh, heh, heh.
Hell, no, you'll smoke it up.
Hell, no.
Hell, no.
Hell, no. Watch out.
Hell, yeah. We got about 200 dollars, huh, Deebo?
Hello?
Hello.
Her mama got ass too.
Hey, 7:30.
Hey, and bring a radio too.
Hey, Craig, have you seen my shoe ?
Hey, Dana?
Hey, Dana.
Hey, Ezal.
Hey, fuck, man.
Hey, girl.
Hey, go in the house and get me something to roll this up with.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey. What are you doing?
Hey, hold up. I'll be right back.
Hey, hold up. My mom's in there.
Hey, how you doing?
Hey, I ain't selling him shit.
Hey, I'm tripping. I ain't scared of shit. I'm doing good.
Hey, it's too early.
Hey, let me wash your car for $2.
Hey, let's go in the house.
Hey, Mama.
Hey, man. Get off me.
Hey, Smokey. Sell me a dub.
Hey, Smokey's back here taking a shit!
Hey, thanks, Smoke.
Hey, uh, this is Smokey.
Hey, um...
Hey, wait a minute, man.
Hey, we both look.
Hey, what time is it?
Hey, what's up with me and you?
Hey, what's up? Come on in.
Hey, who's that?
Hey, why you didn't help me?
Hey, you got some money?
Hey, you know how that is.
Hey, you the last brother money I'd mess with.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. What's with you and that chickenhead?
Hi, boys.
Hi, Mrs. Jones.
Hi, Mrs. Parker.
Hi, Smokey.
Hi, Smokey.
Hi, you guys.
Hold my money.
Hold up.
Holy shit.
Hook me up with Debbie.
Hook.
How much you got left?
How the hell you go get fired on your day off?
How you doing, Brother Craig?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh? Nothing.
Humongous.
Hurry up with the garbage. I got some more work for you.
Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up.
Hurry up, shit.
Hurry up.
I ain't fucking with you. Watch out.
I ain't getting high no more.
I ain't going ever smoke weed again.
I ain't gonna be supplying you you gonna be talking about my shit.
I ain't got no 4 or $5000 to plant you in the ground.
I ain't got no sugar.
I ain't selling you nada.
I ain't sweating it.
I ain't tripping.
I ain't trying to be no dog catcher.
I ain't trying to get involved.
I almost had the money.
I asked you nicely.
I be quiet.
I been down before. I taught him better than this.
I bet y'all drinking that wine. Smoking them tweeds and everything.
I can hear my heart beat.
I can't believe you got me in the mix with this fool.
I did. I went in there to pick up my check.
I didn't go to the show last night.
I didn't go to the show.
I didn't know you wanted it back, homey. It's right here.
I didn't put that joint to your lip, make you smoke.
I do.
I don't appreciate you sending your punk ass, bust ass...
I don't do that gay shit, now.
I don't even know why I'm tripping.
I don't even like dogs.
I don't give a damn. Get your ass out of this house, boy.
I don't give a fuck.
I don't have nothing.
I don't know what her sister's doing.
I don't know who car that is.
I don't know why you messing with that little fast assed girl anyway.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. It sounded like machine guns.
I don't like her disrespecting my house.
I don't think so.
I don't think you applying yourself, Smokey.
I don't wanna have to fuck you up, Smokey.
I drink.
I got about 200 dollars.
I got all the game.
I got bit in the ass today, son.
I got fired yesterday.
I got to go in here.
I got to walk Smokey down to his house.
I got you, baby.
I got you.
I grab a dog...
I had a sweet potato pie, you ate the pie.
I had to warn you too many times about my money, Smokey.
I hate him.
I hate living around a bunch of broke ass people.
I heard they hiring too.
I in there was on the phone with Debbie, and what's up with Rita?
I knew I shouldn't have given him no chronic.
I know this.
I know this.
I know what I'm doing, man.
I know you don't smoke weed.
I know you don't wanna fight me because you're nothing but a bitch too.
I know, huh?
I know.
I know. I be forgetting, baby.
I left my key.
I left my purse in your house. Can I go in and get it?
I mean, Big Worm.
I need to borrow your car quick.
I need to whoop your little ass for knocking over these trash cans.
I never would've moved in...
I said, "Doggy, please don't bite me, dog."
I smelled your shit for 22 years, now you can't smell mine for five minutes.
I smoked half a little piece of joint with you.
I smoked up his weed.
I sold that shit.
I taught him good, didn't I?
I think it was the first one.
I think we better stay in the house.
I thought you had 200 dollars.
I thought you had the day off yesterday.
I told y'all. You all want some?
I told you to hook yourself up.
I told you, the weed be letting you know evil lurks.
I told you.
I told you.
I wanna eat some of them chitlins, I love pig feet.
I want 150,000.
I want you to get your ass up today, go out and look for a job.
I was just bullshitting.
I was just wondering that maybe if you were feeling better, um...
I was telling you I was smoking weed with that fool one day.
I won. Give me my money.
I wonder where she going.
I, uh
I'd knock your head with a left hook...
I'll remember that.
I'll see you later.
I'll steal from my mama before I mess with your shit.
I'll wait till you come out.
I'll walk you, man, you punk ass.
I'm a man without it.
I'm a man without it.
I'm broke as a joke.
I'm broke.
I'm feeling better already.
I'm gonna call you tomorrow.
I'm gonna face the consequences.
I'm gonna just tuck mine in.
I'm gonna kill you and Smokey. You're playing with my emotions.
I'm gonna knock them over next week.
I'm gonna tell him you ain't got nothing to do with it.
I'm high.
I'm hurt. Oh, my neck.
I'm in Deebo's pigeon coop sweating like a slave.
I'm in here on the phone.
I'm just gonna go in the house and chill, man.
I'm making some eggs, bacon, sausage, pancakes, and some leftover pork chops.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not the smartest man in the world...
I'm not trying to laugh. I just thought you two would like each other.
I'm not, man.
I'm on house arrest. I'm not even supposed to be over here.
I'm on probation, I can't be....
I'm out of here anyway.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm thick.
I'm through with this shit.
I'm throwing this away. We ain't even got no milk.
I'm trying to get with her, but Dana won't even hook me up.
If I catch him, I'm gonna beat him like I was his dad.
If I get dealt with, I get dealt with.
If I was working, I wouldn't need 200 dollars.
If we don't pay him by 10:00, he gonna bust a cap in both our ass.
If you ain't got my money or my bud, I'm killing you and him.
If you ain't got nothing on the table, you don't worry about catching a dog.
If you don't get involved, I'm gonna knock your ass out too.
In a little while. Why?
In the back room real quick.
In the bathroom.
Is Dana in there?
Is it the cops?
It be cool.
It kind of looked like your head, but you can't tell from the back.
It sounded like a bomb.
It's angel dust, homes.
It's Friday. We'll get you high."
It's hot as hell out here.
It's just like it's both ours.
It's my shit. I can do whatever I wanna do.
It's on now.
It's over.
It's principalities in this.
It's the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.
It's the chronic. Don't even worry about it.
It's the principle of the whole thing.
It's your ass, Mr. Postman.
J O B.
Janet Jackson ass get just a little fat.
Janet Jackson?
JOI [OVER PHONE]: Why you can't call nobody back?
Joi ain't gonna do a goddamn thing.
JOI: Uh uh. Hell, no.
JOI: Uh uh. Wait a minute. Who the fuck is that bitch?
JOI: What?
JOI: You ain't got to lie.
JONES: Come in here.
JONES: Craig, come here.
JONES: Craig!
JONES: Craig.
JONES: Get up, Craig. Come on, Craig.
JONES: Hey. You kids, quit slamming my goddamn door.
JONES: Hurry, quick. Craig. Oh, shit.
JONES: I'll tell you one thing.
Just bang, bang, bang up his ass.
Just call her, all right?
Just give me three and a half minutes, maybe even four...
Just go out, pick you 4 or $500 and go off and just dance and eat chicken and dance.
Just when I was gonna get the money, Ezal come running and woke him up.
Known for jacking a ******. That's all he do. Damn.
Left me that little plastic thing there. You ain't got no damn milk.
Let me explain.
Let's give her a hand, everybody. Laurie Moore.
Let's go get his ass.
Let's go to my house real quick.
Let's just go back over there. He probably still asleep.
Let's let bygones be bygones.
Like a bunch of spiders is having a meeting on his head.
LIL CHRIS: Boo.
LIL CHRIS: Mama!
Listen. Shh.
Little bastard.
Loan me 200 dollars.
Look at Ezal.
Look at her.
Look here, give me 10 dollars, and I won't say nothing.
Look, fellas.
Look, he need me.
Look, Hector almost hit his nasty ass.
Look, I'm gonna straighten this girl out. I'll be right back.
Look, look, look. She bending over.
Look, man...
Look, ****a, I'm gonna be here at 10:00 on the dot.
Make a choice.
Make it enough.
Make sure if you leave, you lock up the house.
Mama.
Mama.
Mama.
Mama.
Mama. Mama.
Mama. Shit.
MAN [ON TV]: Sorry, Laurie. Time's up. Sorry, Joann.
MAN 1: Get him. MAN 2: Damn.
MAN 5: All right, Craig.
Man, ain't nobody even out here.
Man, ain't nobody gonna knock over your stupid trash cans.
Man, ain't nothing wrong with smoking weed.
Man, don't tou Let me go.
Man, forget that.
Man, get the hell out of my backyard, man.
Man, get your punk ass up. It ain't even wet over here. Damn.
Man, he just hung up.
Man, hell, no.
Man, hell, no.
Man, hold up.
Man, hurry up.
Man, I ain't even trying to fight you, Deebo.
Man, I can't see shit.
Man, I got mind control over Deebo.
Man, I know you didn't
Man, I snuck through the back window to get the money.
Man, I'm high.
Man, I'm trying to, Worm.
Man, I've been getting high all week.
Man, look.
Man, my grandmama gave me that chain.
Man, sit down.
Man, that fool ain't gonna do nothing.
Man, that what it's supposed to do.
Man, that's a female.
Man, that's fucked up, man. If it was y'all, I would've helped y'all.
Man, that's Lil Chris.
Man, they both got in the car and boned out.
Man, this ******...
Man, y'all busters can't catch me.
Man, y'all some busters.
Man, you don't have to holler, man. I ain't got it yet but I'm gonna get it
Man, you know I want some Kool Aid.
Man, you know that ****** Deebo done had his bike for three weeks, right?
Man, you should've been bobbing and weaving. Look at you.
Man, you were smoking.
MAN: I swear to you. Yeah, I shot one. I know I shot one of them.
MAN: Oh, shit! Oh.
MAN: We've got some nice parting gifts for you.
Man.
Me and Smokey
Me and Smokey got into it with Big Worm today.
Men, let's jump him.
Might as well.
Mom, you didn't tell Daddy what happened yesterday, did you?
Most people wanna borrow sugar or even ketchup.
Mr. Jones, can I use your bathroom, please?
Mr. Jones. Mr. Jones.
Mr. Parker ain't hitting that right, man.
Mr. Parker. Mr. Parker.
MRS. JONES: Craig. Damn.
MRS. JONES: Night, baby.
MRS. JONES: Now, your father?
MRS. JONES: Telephone.
MRS. JONES: You have to tell us before you leave the house.
Mrs. Parker finer than a motherfucker.
Mrs. Parker just don't know.
MRS. PARKER: He wasn't even that good, baby.
MRS. PARKER: He's crazy!
Mrs. Parker. Mrs. Parker. Can I talk
My back. My neck and my back. Oh.
My daddy caught him trying to break in to my house two days ago.
My grandmama gave me this chain.
My mama is in Vegas with her boyfriend.
My mama know that's you calling and hanging up.
My microwave?
My sister don't need to steal nothing from your broke ass, all right?
Nasty motherfucker.
Needs some young meat.
Next thing I knew, I was running down the street in my damn drawers.
****a, how much you need?
****a, I'm talking to you. Now, who is she?
****a, we go fucked up.
****a, we need to pay, he crazy. Let's stick together.
******s are broke these days.
Night, Mama.
No napkins or nothing.
No, I'm cool.
No, I'm just bullshitting.
No, Ma.
No, man. Smoke, no. I don't smoke no more.
No, my shit beating too fast.
No.
No.
No.
No. No. She ain't came home from school.
Nobody gonna run me up in my house like no bitch.
Nobody wanna mess with the Smoke Dog.
Nope. Neither is Brother Jones, they both at work.
Not 10:03, not 10:36.
Not a damn thing.
Not.
Nothing but dirt any damn way.
Nothing, man. I'm fixing something. Just stay over there.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing. What you want?
Now Dana told me about that Big Snake situation.
Now I'm getting very irritated.
Now tell me who she was.
Now that other girl, Debbie? She's cute.
Now who's the punk?
Now you see, son. You gotta let us know when you leave the house.
Now you're a man.
Now, Craig, you know what your problem is?
Now, Craig...
Now, describe yourself.
Now, let him be a man.
Now, take a hit.
Oh, boy.
Oh, come on, homes.
Oh, goddamn.
Oh, he just said for us to pay him by 10:00.
Oh, he's in the house.
Oh, he's in there asleep with Felisha.
Oh, I didn't say I was cooking nothing for you. This is for me.
Oh, Lord, let me go inside and see what's going on with this crazy man.
Oh, Lord.
Oh, man, I tried to come and catch you before you went to work...
Oh, man, I'm tripping.
Oh, man, that's messed up. Why don't you give him back his chain?
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, no, son. That's not the way it is.
Oh, she's at the house.
Oh, shit, goddamn.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. Here come Deebo.
Oh, shit. Here come Felisha.
Oh, shit. It's the motherfucking cops.
Oh, they was clowning you at work today, man.
Oh, well...
Oh, what you cooking?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you ain't catching no crackhead.
Oh, you tripping.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. ******, that's Janet Jackson.
Oh. Now you're scared. You wanna go in and lay down?
Oh. That bike.
Okay?
Okay.
Old begging ass.
Old Florida Evans looking motherfucker.
Older the berry, the sweeter the juice.
One day somebody gonna kick his ass.
One time he grabbed me.
Only on people he know.
Ooh, um....
Ooh. Man, man, man.
Ooh. That's what I'm talking about.
Ooh. What's up?
Open all the windows. Damn, it stinks in here.
Otherwise, I'd kick your ass myself.
Outrun the dog.
PARKER: I'll kill him. Aah!
PARKER: I'll kill you. Yeah, I know.
PARKER: Just wait till I get my hands on you.
Patent milk, pull the cow on a patent milk can, I bet you eat that too.
Payback's a motherfucker, ain't it, ******?
Peace out.
Peep.
People say I look like Janet Jackson.
Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions.
Plus, Joi will kick your ass anyway.
Pop's tripping, man. He want me to ask for my bike back.
Protection from who?
Protection?
Protection.
Puff, puff, give.
Puff, puff, give.
Punk.
Put it in your mouth.
Put that gun down, son...
Put that out, man. Here come the pastor.
Put the gun down, son.
Put the gun down, son.
Put the gun down.
Put your glasses back on.
Quick, quick, quick.
Quit playing. Quit playing.
Quit playing. Quit playing.
Race the fuck off before Craig's father come out here.
Red told me he smoked a fool for 50 bucks.
RED: Craig, yeah.
RED: Man, fuck that.
RED: What's up, man? What's up, Red?
Remember it. Write it down. Take a picture. I don't give a fuck.
Remember that shit.
Right there.
Rita is not fat, she's just big boned.
Roll the dice.
Run. Go for the tree, Mr. Postman. Go.
Scary ass didn't wanna touch nothing.
See anything?
See, I don't know why I waste my time on your old stupid ass anyway.
See, I was hoping that I could take it to the house with me.
Seven forty five.
She about to go to work though.
She ain't got no time to be messing with you.
She ain't seen me at no movies hugged up with nobody.
She don't be believing me.
She don't like people with me when I go get her.
She got a big booty?
She had no business going through my pants.
She is a trip, I know.
She just said to tell you she came by.
She know we be looking.
She know what she's doing with them little ass shorts on.
She ought to be ashamed of herself coming out looking like that.
She probably going to that new health club down on 108th.
She said she looked like Janet Jackson.
She said they did.
She said you wanted to hook up.
She was just Just go in the house.
She'll be back.
She's a big one.
She's in school. She has all her teeth.
Shit, here comes Deebo.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit. Watch out.
Shut the door and have a seat.
Shut the door.
Shut the door.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut up and take a hit.
Shut up, man. Her fat ass couldn't do nothing.
Shut up!
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut your little punk ass up, ******, before I drop you like I did this bitch.
Since you ain't getting up, I'll take these shoes.
Sit your ass down.
Sit your skinny ass down.
Slipping.
Smell like outdo.
Smoke Dog, baby.
Smoke.
Smokey, I need you to go to the store and get me some cigarettes.
Smokey, I'm not trying to look at that girl's booty, all right?
Smokey, what the hell you doing back here?
SMOKEY: Add these.
SMOKEY: All right, man. Sorry.
SMOKEY: Come in here. You don't wanna hear that shit.
SMOKEY: Come on, ******.
SMOKEY: Damn.
SMOKEY: Damn.
SMOKEY: Damn.
SMOKEY: Damn.
SMOKEY: Dump your ass over the window.
SMOKEY: Fuck you.
SMOKEY: Fuck. CRAIG: Fuck.
SMOKEY: Get off my ass. I ain't with that funny shit.
SMOKEY: Goddamn.
SMOKEY: Hold him.
SMOKEY: Hurry up. Don't tell me to hurry up.
SMOKEY: I ain't got no money. Not enough. You owe me two dollars.
SMOKEY: I got so much money, I got another ****** just to count it for me.
SMOKEY: I know you don't smoke weed.
SMOKEY: I need some papers...
SMOKEY: I want my mama. CRAIG: Man. Man.
SMOKEY: If anybody gotta say anything, you let me know.
SMOKEY: Listen.
SMOKEY: Oh, shit.
SMOKEY: She wanted to give me the ass one time, I had to go to work and shit.
SMOKEY: So I hit it real hard, right?
SMOKEY: Stanley be acting like a old bitch. CRAIG: I know.
SMOKEY: That shit was fucked up. It's all right. You have nice legs.
SMOKEY: There you go, Craig.
SMOKEY: You know what happened?
Smokey.
Smokey.
Smokey.
Smokey.
Smokey.
Smokey. Smokey. Smokey, wait.
So quick to pick up a gun.
So we gonna kick it or what?
So why didn't you do it?
So y'all just parlaying up in here, huh?
So, what we gonna do?
So? What the hell's she doing in there?
Some chicken.
Some girl he hooked up with.
Some huh?
Somebody open a window.
Spoon, fork and knife.
Stanley left his window open, man.
Stanley trees all in the way.
STANLEY: Excuse me? SMOKEY: What?
Stanley.
Stanley. What's going on?
Stimulate you mind, man.
Stinking, nasty dogs and 12 of them little stinking things they call a chihuahua.
Stop being a bitch and come on.
Stop hitting it so hard.
Stop slamming my goddamn door.
Stop the mother
Stop.
Stop. Stop, man. Quit playing.
Supervisor called me about 4:00.
Take a look at that paper over there on the counter there.
Take a puff.
Take advantage, man.
Take advantage.
Take the garbage out front, son.
Take your time.
Talking about pressing charges.
Talking about they got me on video tape stealing boxes.
Telling Craig, Stanley's been acting funny lately.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thanks for being on the show.
Thanks for the bike.
Thanks, my ass. You better come by my house, wash my car.
That ain't me calling and hanging up, baby.
That fool's just playing, man.
That girl gone.
That girl wider than all outside.
That was different.
That's all right.
That's all you got?
That's just Debbie from down the street.
That's like me asking to use your air condition.
That's my bike, punk!
That's my boy.
That's my boy.
That's my dog.
That's my dog.
That's my dog. That's what I'm talking about.
That's my pleasure.
That's okay!
That's right.
That's some serious shit. You're lucky you're my boy.
That's the beauty of it.
That's the shit, ain't it?
That's the shit.
That's the shit.
That's what I want you to do, use your brain.
That's why I been like, "Fuck Hector."
That's your problem.
The barbecue pig feet were gone. You got grease all over your mouth.
The first of the month, rent is due.
The Lord is my shepherd, he know what I want. Excuse me.
The one I let you use a couple of weeks ago. The one I been asking you about.
The other day I had to stop Deebo from beating her ass.
The word today is job.
Then I'm gonna go home to chill. You wait for them ******s.
There go my ride.
There you go. Get up, Craig. Get up, Craig.
There's Joann. Go ask her if she's seen them.
These are all you need.
They ain't got me on tape.
They know I'm over here.
They like to got dealt with.
This ain't enough.
This bud is kicking in.
This my 'hood.
This was all the protection we needed.
This what makes you a man.
Today your birthday?
Twenty two years old.
Twenty.
Ugh, you been eating corn, huh?
Ugh.
Uh uh.
Uh....
Use water. It won't hurt.
Wait, man. That's 100 dollars. Stop playing with me, Smokey.
Wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute. What's this?
Was it like, "grawr"?
Watch my car, make sure nobody mess with it.
We ain't got no milk.
We ain't have shit.
We call this here A little twenty twen twen'
We can kick it, but I forgot I have to go pick up my mom from work.
We can settle out of court now for 20 bucks.
We had the money, right here, my motherfucker.
We just did it. We got that little motherfucker.
We kept rewinding it.
We owe him 200 dollars.
We started getting high.
We was just praying.
We was talking over all our problems, right?
We'd have to bury you.
We'll see.
Wearing them clothes all half off your ass, what the hell is going on today?
Weed is from the earth.
Well, around here Between Normandie and Western
Well, fuck you then, punk.
Well, fuck you.
Well, I ain't gonna tell nobody else.
Well, I guess so.
Well, I see.
Well, you need a trade.
Well....
Wet the motherfucker all up.
What about the time he tried to choke me in Smoke's backyard?
What are you doing with that on your head?
What chain?
What Deebo doing over here?
What happened to you?
What happened?
What I'm tripping on...
What if you got killed tonight?
What is wrong with him?
What kind of shit is that?
What the fuck you doing stealing boxes for?
What the hell you want, boy? Damn.
What time is it?
What time you waking up in the morning?
What time your mama leaving?
What we call drugs at 74th Street Baptist Church...
What you gonna do with that besides make me mad?
What you gonna do?
What you gonna do? Number one or number two?
What you gonna give me?
What you got, Craig?
What you know about game?
What you mean "us"?
What you say, little ******?
What, Craig?
What, you trying to build a clubhouse?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What'd he say?
What'd he say?
What'd you say, honey?
What's that for?
What's this?
What's today?
What's up, Big Perm?
What's up, Big Worm?
What's up, Craig?
What's up, Red?
What's up, Smokey?
What's up, Stanley?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
What's wrong with you? All I have is my g****s.
What's wrong with your ho?
When I was coming up, we didn't have milk, cereal, a bowl to eat in.
When I was growing up, this was all the protection we needed.
When you going to let me fuck, Mrs. Parker?
Where mine at?
Where you got my 40, homey?
Where you got on my 40, homey?
Where your ass need to be, ******.
Where your mama at?
Where's Debbie at?
Which one of your hoes has somebody shooting at you?
Who car is that coming up creeping?
Who do you think you are?
Who else wants some of Deebo?
Who else wants some?
Who is that bitch?
Who is that?
Who's that girl Smokey's talking to?
Whose car is that?
Why don't you come over. Come to my homey's house.
Why not?
Why you ain't at work?
Why you bringing up old shit?
Why you don't like Hector?
Why you hook me up with that fat ass baldhead girl?
Why you tell her I wanna hook up?
Why?
With this.
With what? You ain't got nothing, man.
WOMAN: All right. He live on Debbie's street?
WOMAN: I'm about 5'2", light skinned, long hair.
Worm.
Y'all ain't never got no money.
Y'all ain't never got two things that match.
Y'all can't see me, punks.
Y'all get on the front porch with all that damn noise.
Y'all some high rollers and y'all broke.
Y'all stingy.
Yah! Oh, I fall. I'm suing y'all.
Yeah, hey, I got your money anyway.
Yeah, I got your money.
Yeah, I remember that.
Yeah, she a liar.
Yeah, well, yeah. She blacker than a motherfucker too.
Yeah, what chain?
Yeah, what'd you gotta cook?
Yeah, who's that bitch?
Yeah, yeah. Well, let me tell you what.
Yeah, you got something.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Cook it up.
Yeah. Put that gun down, son...
Yeah. You know Dana, right?
Yes, Mr. Big Shot.
Yes, you did. Because my sister in law's baby cousin, Traci...
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes. When he gets high and drunk he starts tripping.
You a hype.
You ain't gonna drop no stinky loads here.
You ain't gonna get me shot up. You better make that money.
You ain't got no job.
You ain't got no job.
You ain't got no sugar?
You ain't got shit to do.
You always got some shit going.
You ate all that up.
You ate my dinner. My mashed potatoes.
You bet not. Get that little bad ass in school anyway.
You better eat that damn cereal. You ain't got no damn milk, goddamn bitch.
You better put some water on that shit, boy.
You call that game?
You can't have shit. I'm closed, fat boy.
You do like this. And put your hands like this.
You don't care, 2 percent, 3 percent, buttermilk.
You don't hear it?
You don't know who you messing with, Smoke Dog, ******.
You done dragged me into this.
You drink up the milk, don't care what kind of milk it is.
You fucking up the rotation.
You go look for a job today.
You gonna eat up all my g****s.
You got a choice.
You got knocked the fuck out, man.
You got knocked the fuck out.
You gotta be reminding me. I'm sorry.
You gotta worry about a dog catching your ass.
You hear my phone ring?
You high yet?
You hit my sister like she was a fucking man.
You just having all the fun in the world.
You just tell the bitch, whoever she is, when I catch her, I'm gonna beat her ass.
You keep your ass around this house.
You kids today ain't nothing but punks. Sissified.
You knew she was bald head. You knew she had no damn hair.
You know Craig?
You know how it is around here.
You know how many stinking dogs I gotta catch...
You know how much a funeral costs these days?
You know how much money you can get for a slip and fall?
You know I love your mama.
You know I wouldn't tell on my baby.
You know I wouldn't trip.
You know what your problem is?
You know you done looked at her booty before.
You know, if we had a air conditioner...
You know, my homey wanna hook up with you.
You know, your sister came by here today, begging.
You live to fight another day.
You need a job.
You need to be up anyway.
You need to borrow a job, with your broke ass.
You need to control that little funky ass temper.
You need to go down there and see what's up, with your out of work ass.
You need to go on and do that.
You need to hook up them clippers and get the back of that neck.
You remind me of my granddaddy.
You said this was indo.
You say he had a gun when you've seen him, right?
You scared to take an ass whipping.
You see him?
You seen Craig and Smokey around here?
You should have seen it. Biggest dog I've ever seen in my life.
You smoking my weed too?
You think money grows on trees.
You think you're a man with that gun in your hand, don't you?
You think you're a man with that gun in your hand.
You think you're slick, gonna ask me for some money.
You used your brain.
You walk up and down this street all day playing.
You wanna borrow my car?
You want me to go get the sugar or what?
You want some Kool Aid?
You win some, you lose some.
You win some, you lose some.
You wrong, brother. You wrong.
You're a funny looking motherfucker.
You're gonna laugh you're ass off.
You're lucky I'm not a man.
You're making me nervous, okay?
You're my boy.
You're way over there.
Your mama told me what happened to you yesterday.
Your punk ass dad, he always talking shit.
Your sister in law's baby cousin, Traci, is a goddamn
Your supervisor called about your job. She wants you to call tomorrow.
Your uncle picked up a gun too.
Ain't that right, friend? Get off me.
All right, man. Look, here, loan me $2. Man, get the fuck out.
All right, well, I'm about to go home. Eh.
All right. All right. WOMAN: Bye.
And beat him down. BOY: For real?
And her punk ass boyfriend. DANA: Bye, baby.
Are you high? Huh?
Are you high? No, why you say that?
Be there. I'm serious.
Better take your ass home. I'm not scared of you.
Big Worm. Big Worm, Big Hole, Big
Bye, Mommy. Bye bye, honey.
Come back. All right.
Come on, Craig. DEEBO: I told y'all.
Craig got fired yesterday. What the fuck that gotta do with me?
Craig, government cheese, you had some? No.
Craig, I love you, man. Shut up.
Craig, I thought you said on three. Okay. All right.
Craig. Huh?
Craig. No, no, cupcakes. Leave him alone.
Craig. Worm!
Damn, Lil Chris got you too? Hell, yeah.
Damn. All right.
Damn. I tried to beat his ass, but he ran.
Damn. SMOKEY: Watch my foot.
Debbie. DEBBIE: What?
Did you remember to pick up the hair? Yeah.
Dollar and some envelopes. SMOKEY: What you doing?
Don't slam that door. All right, man.
Felisha fucking Deebo too? Could you mind your own business.
First, how she look? She's nice.
For real? Mm hm.
For real? Yeah, you breaking in though.
For what? My track slipped out.
Fuck you. Fuck you.
Get off me. Buy me a 40 ounce for my birthday.
Get out. Get out. 2.50 and a jawbreaker?
Get the hell on. Let me borrow a joint.
Get your ass up. Oh.
Give it here, I'll do it. No.
Give me your stuff. Oh, shit.
Go look in my dresser. You need a wig.
Go to sleep. Go to sleep. MAN 3: Do something.
Goddamn. CRAIG: Stop your shit.
Ha, ha, ha. Don't laugh. It ain't funny.
Ha, ha, ha. Yes, I did. Get your ass up and cook...
He think he a mack. Macaroni.
He's going off. PARKER: Goddamn preacher.
Hell, no. It's The Mack.
Hello. Who you go to the show with last night?
Hey, Dad. Oh.
Hey, Mama. Hi, baby.
Hey, man. CRAIG: Heh, heh, heh.
How you doing? Fine.
How you doing? I'm all right.
How your ass feel? Get out of my house.
How your eye? Oh, it's cool.
Huh? Nothing.
Hurry up. Hey, ése.
I fell asleep. I wish you was sleeping now.
I gotta go. Bye, Daddy.
I see the window open so I said fuck it. Get the hell out of here.
I thought you wanted me to wash your car. Hey, man. Wash it later. Stay over there.
I told you. You didn't tell me shit.
I'm about sick of you. Naw. I'm sick of you.
I'm gonna knock over your trash cans. Better run.
I'm gonna try again. Hey, hey, hey.
I'm right behind you. Okay.
It was the first? You sure? Mm hm.
It will be okay. Believe me. No, look at your face.
Joann, you seen Craig and Smokey? I thought they were over there.
Just wait, wait. Well, hold up. Tell him to comb his goddamn hair.
Keep it on down low. I'm not like that. I'm gonna keep it down.
Let's go. All right.
Look again. SMOKEY: Fuck you.
Look and see if they're gone. Hell, no. You look.
Mama, where Craig at? I don't know.
Man Now, when I went to bed last night...
Man, come on. All right.
Man, I got a lot. You still ain't sold that weed, Smokey?
Man, I know you ain't go out like that. Hell, no.
Man, shut up, punk. What?
Me and Deebo? Yeah.
No, he wasn't. Sure he was. That's why he said:
No. Yes, grabbed me like this.
Now, you tell her I said to stop it, all right? Okay.
Number two. Shit.
Oh, I'm shot. CRAIG: Get your ass off me.
Oh, shit. Party over here. Uh uh. Uh uh.
Oh, so they opened that already? Yep.
Oh! He's crazy! He's crazy! Oh, shit.
Oh. Here you go. DANA: Hey, it's too early.
Okay. All right.
On the count of three. All right.
One, two, three. All right, one, two, three.
One, two, three. Two, three.
Pick it up. SMOKEY: Hey, hey.
Pops talking about kicking you out again? Yup.
Right. Man....
Rita who? Rita that's gonna be here at 7:30.
Run like a girl. Fuck you.
See, he's not fighting fair. Uh uh. MAN 4: Come on, man, kill him.
She at home? She should be.
Shoot him. MRS. JONES: Stop it.
Smokey? What are you doing in here? What the hell are you doing here? Shh.
So what? I saw the tape.
So, what's up? Did you guys hook up? It's cool.
Stop. CRAIG: Don't come here with that attitude.
Take a hit. You watch out.
Take that. SMOKEY: That's my dog.
Talking about she look like Janet Jackson. Ooh. She didn't go there?
Tell her I'll call her back. Okay.
Tell me if anything happens. [IN NORMAL VOICE] Go see.
That fool ain't gonna do nothing. What'd he say?
That's all right. I'll take you to get her. No.
That's my dog. Cutie pie.
That's my only problem. Big Worm gonna end up fucking you up.
The girl Debbie hooked me up with. Oh.
Then count out my money. Hurry up.
Took long enough. I know.
Uh uh, because I ate twice before I came. Goddamn!
Uh uh. No. No. No, come on, baby. Let him be a man.
Was in there whole time arguing. So y'all didn't get nothing?
Watch him. RED: Can I talk to you for a second?
We just keep it down at my house. Cool.
We was just praying. PARKER: I'll get you.
We was rolling. Damn.
Weed. Aw.
What bike? The beach cruiser.
What Daddy want? I don't know. Go see.
What did you tell him? I just told him we was smoking.
What he want? DANA: Go see.
What little girl? Joi. She keeps calling, hanging up.
What she say? She ain't seen them.
What the fuck you ? You see them?
What time is it? Twelve thirty.
What took y'all so long? This fool's scared. He didn't even
What you looking at? Get your ass in the house.
What you talking about? You know what I'm talking about.
What you want? What you got?
What? Do me a favor.
What? Loan me 200 dollars.
What? That money we stole from Stanley house?
What? That was stupid.
What? You a hype.
What? You better not tell nobody, man.
What'd he say? Huh?
What's up, man? What's up?
What's up, Smoke? Nothing.
What's up, Smokey? Nothing.
What's up? Good morning.
What's your name? CHINA: China. Excuse me.
When we gonna hook up? Boy, please.
Where Craig at? Fool?
Where you get that from? Your mama.
Who else? DANA: Craig, get up.
Who is it? That girl.
Who, Felisha? Yes.
Who, her mama? Yeah.
Who, Rita? Yeah.
Who? Craig.
Who? Janet Jackson.
Whoop him, Craig. Whoop his ass. There, buddy.
Why are you tripping, Deebo? Shut up or I knock your ass.
Why not? Because she about to graduate.
Worm! What you doing?
Wow ******
Yeah, come on. All right.
Yeah, they coming, man. Oh, shit.
Yeah. Come on, Craig.
Yeah. Come on, ******.
Yeah. Do something.
Yeah. Name one person in the hood...
You ain't bullshitting? Come on.
You ain't seen her? Debbie.
You be tripping, man. Come on. Shut up.
You didn't put in on this, man. Better to give than to receive, brother.
You ever do that? No.
You gonna call me? I'm gonna call you.
You had a friend wanna hook up with me. I do.
You hear me? CRAIG: Yeah.
You lucky. And you know this, man.
You lying. I swear to God.
You need to stay off that crack. Get out.
You sell that bud? I sold some of it.
You smoking my shit? Hell, no. Fuck with your shit? Hell, no.
You smoking my shit? Why would I do some shit like that?
You take your ass home. No, fuck you.
You understand? Yeah.
You want some of this too, old man, huh? No.
You what? I lost.
You with me? I got you.
You wrong. He wrong. MAN: Get out.
You're gonna kill me? Get the fuck out of my face.
...and get knocked out like your father used to.
...and get knocked out like your father used to.
...and I All day long, my foot up a dog's ass.
...and I choke him, and I kick the shit out of him...
...and some humps.
...and you smoking it?
...because I'll cut your balls off and hand them to you, partner.
...but from here it looks like you taking a shit.
...but peer pressure's a motherfucker.
...come by here.
...didn't I tell you to take out the trash?
...eating up all the food.
...ever, ever, ever...
...forget that plan.
...got us in some shit.
...ham, no burger. Damn.
...I be talking again.
...I started feeling funny as hell.
...I was proud of you tonight.
...I would let you use
...I'm sorry I got you in this shit.
...if we had known you need a gun to walk down the damn street.
...in the goddamn refrigerator...
...is how you gonna sell bud...
...Jheri curl ass friends to shoot at me and my homey.
...let you know what happened to Red's ass.
...make your ass wake you up and take out that damn trash.
...or clean up or do something.
...page Smokey?
...peanut butter, no jelly...
...she went to the show last night, she saw you there all hugged up with some tramp.
...she'll be wanting to marry a ******.
...somebody...
...that play like that.
...that you could come over.
...to fill that big ass bowl you got there, boy?
"Come on, Craig, man.
[BACKFIRING]
[BARKING]
[BIG WORM YELLING]
[BOY & GIRL SHRIEKING]
[CAR ALARM BEEPING]
[CAR BACKFIRES]
[CAR HORN HONKING]
[CHUCKLING]
[CHUCKLING]
[CLEVER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
[COUGHING]
[COUGHS]
[CRAIG HEARS DOGS BARKING]
[CRAIG LAUGHING]
[CRAIG MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY]
[CRYING]
[CYPRESS HILL'S "ROLL IT UP, LIGHT IT UP, SMOKE IT UP" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
[DEBBIE CHUCKLES]
[DEBBIE LAUGHING]
[DOOR CREAKS]
[DOOR SLAMS]
[DOOR SLAMS]
[DR. DRE'S "KEEP THEIR HEADS RINGIN"' PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
[ENGLISH SDH]
[GLASS BREAKING]
[GROANING]
[GRUNTING]
[GRUNTING]
[GRUNTING]
[GRUNTING]
[GRUNTING]
[GRUNTING]
[IN CUBAN ACCENT] Elvira. Elvira!
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Bitch!
[JONES GROANING]
[JONES GRUNTING]
[KIDS YELLING INDISTINCTLY]
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
[LAUGHING]
[LAUGHING]
[LAUGHING]
[LAUGHING]
[LAUGHING]
[LAUGHING]
[LAUGHING]
[LAUGHING]
[LAUGHING]
[LAUGHING]
[LAUGHING]
[LIL CHRIS SHRIEKING]
[METAL CREAKING]
[METAL CREAKING]
[MOUTHING]
[MOUTHING]
[MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
[MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
[MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY]
[PAGER BEEPING]
[PHONE LINE CLICKS]
[PHONE LINE CLICKS]
[PHONE LINE CLICKS]
[PHONE RINGING]
[PHONE RINGING]
[PHONE RINGS]
[PHONE RINGS]
[PHONE RINGS]
[PLOPPING IN WATER]
[PLOPPING IN WATER]
[RAP MUSIC PLAYING OVER CAR SPEAKERS]
[RAP MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
[RUSTLING]
[SCREAMING]
[SCREAMING]
[SCREAMS]
[SCREAMS]
[SHRIEKS]
[SINGING INDISTINCTLY]
[SINGING]
[SINGING] ...we call a sinny sin sin
[SINGING] Do the dog catcher, dog catcher
[SIREN WAILING]
[SNORING]
[SNORING]
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
[STAMMERING]
[WHISPERING] You a bitch!
[WHISTLES]
[YELLING INDISTINCTLY AND GRUNTING]
[YELLS]

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