Bolt (2008) Edit

A cat.

A little known cat secret.

A superbark? Wow! You're kidding me.

Absolutely ridonculous.

Absolutely ridonculous.

After my evil laugh.

Ah ha!

Ah, don't worry about it.

Ah!

Airport.

Airport.

Aliens.

All I'm asking you to do is just tilt your head a little.

All of my training has prepared me for this moment.

All right, cat! Okay. You win. I'll untie you.

All right, okay. Let's give her some air. Let's not crowd the talent.

All right, Scooter.

All right, that's it. I've had it with you. Untie me, pooch.

All right, we got an RT coming through, people. Make a hole!

All right, who wants burgers?

All right. Good job. Let's strike the set.

All right. Let's go get the prisoner back.

Am I missing anything, Rhino?

Am I missing something?

An agent of the Green Eyed Man, I presume?

And action.

And as the tractor beam is pulling Penny towards the alien mother ship,

And be told, "You did it. You did it, Rhino. You saved the day."

And burn through solid metal with his heat vision.

And driver.

And get this. I found some Styrofoam, and I stuffed it inside,

And he's awesome, and you're a monster!

And I guess I'll have to do.

And I rode it to school every day.

And I would trade her for you in a heartbeat.

And I'm about to unleash it. The power of the Styrofoam.

And I'm gonna pepper spray you again!

And I'm picking up a lot of chatter.

And if you ask me, the only good person is a...

And it really releases the serotonin, and...

And it would only be for the weekend, and I just want...

And it's not. And sometimes...

And it's why we most certainly do not let the dog see boom Mikes!

And leave their declawed cat behind to fend for herself!

And more time figuring out

And my boss has Penny locked up...

And no heat vision.

And on cold nights, this and a ball of yarn...

And our focus groups tell us 18 to 35 year olds are unhappy.

And slobbery.

And stick your tongue out.

And take their love with them,

And the last thing we wanna do is ask a little girl

And then I will rip your liver out of your...

And then I'll remember the second,

And then one day they'll pack up all their stuff and move away

And then we can pass it on to the Green Eyed Man together.

And then we'll address that when we've thought things through.

And then, well, I got a little bored and... Something about clutches?

And there's something I've always wanted to tell you

And this is what humans do. They always pick the cute ones.

And this is your dog bowl.

And thought I'd just pop the hatch on that containment unit.

And track with them.

And we have a great pop song for the end credits.

And we will not take it down, no, ma'am,

And when I find him, when I find him,

And when the old stomach starts talking,

And who foiled his plan to infiltrate the Olympics with gymnastic cyborgs?

And why aren't you in there?

And why does that matter to you?

And, well, I don't know. They do things like...

Any luck getting our guest to spill his guts?

Anyway, I'll do my best. Ciao.

Are we gonna have any more problems, cat?

Are you mad? You don't know the power of Styrofoam.

Are you ready, Bolt?

At least that's what the dog needs to think,

At long last, we've arrived at the belly of the beast.

Aw!

Aw!

Aw!

Aw.

Beat it, stupid cat!

Because all over this planet,

Because I'm involved!

Because if you lose so much as half a rating point,

Because, Mindy from the network,

Becomes the new greatest minute of my life.

Being a regular dog is, like, the greatest gig in the world. Okay?

Big fan!

Block the door, block the door, block the door!

Blue eyes?

Bobby, you guys are looking at me like, "He don't know."

Bolivia! Bolivia! Calico's in Bolivia!

Bolivia. There's a flight leaving in 10 minutes.

Bolt left?

Bolt loves you very much, sweetie, and you're here.

Bolt, be quiet, please! Bolt, we gotta run!

Bolt, fetch.

Bolt, I can be a valuable addition to your team.

Bolt, I thought I lost you.

Bolt, I've admired you for such a long time,

Bolt, just go on out.

Bolt, let's go.

Bolt, look at me. I'm fine, see?

Bolt, speak.

Bolt, speak.

Bolt, stare.

Bolt, you're just gonna have to trust me on this.

Bolt!

Bolt!

Bolt!

Bolt!

Bolt!

Bolt!

Bolt! Come back!

Bolt! Come on, buddy!

Bolt! Help!

Bolt! Help! Bolt! Help!

Bolt! Here, Bolt!

Bolt! It's okay, Bolt. I'm fine.

Bolt! You're okay!

Bolt! Zoom, zoom.

Bolt?

Bolt?

Bolt? What are you doing here?

Bolt.

Bolt. You know I have to go.

Bolt. Zoom, zoom.

Bolt's pictures. Of course! He's from a... Oh, no!

Both you boys need serious help!

But as your agent, I have to remind you this is Bolt's world.

But Bolt's still out there, and...

But he doesn't need us any more.

But he never gets to be a real dog,

But he's gonna be freaking out all night.

But how'd you... I mean, you don't have any superpowers.

But I need you alive because I've got a little message

But I promise you we're going to make this work for us.

But I... Huh?

But I'm always so vigilant.

But I'm just a little bit concerned about the number of lunatics on this trip.

But I'm more of an alley cat at heart, you know?

But if Bolt's taught me anything,

But if you put me down, I'll show you where she is.

But in exchange, next week all your food comes to me.

But in the end, we will get your little Penny.

But it's not gonna be exactly like that, Rhino.

But just imagine, close your eyes and imagine

But my parents got me a baseball glove.

But Penny is different.

But that is not important now.

But that's besides the point.

But that's not our deal.

But this place is a gold mine. What's wrong with you?

But what do dogs do?

But who are you?

But you wouldn't know about that, would you?

But, thing is, it's not up to me.

But, you see, sometimes things aren't what they seem to be.

By the way, huge fan. Love it, love you. Gotta go. Thank you.

Calico!

Calico.

Calm down, cat. You're with me.

Can become possible if you're awesome!

Can I get her for five minutes in makeup?

Capisce you're ridonculous. You know what that means?

Cats.

Check it out. Total privacy, and completely soundproof.

Check this out. He's got his melon stuck.

Come here, buddy. Come here.

Come here!

Come on down!

Come on, let's go!

Come on, Mittens. Just tell the guy where she is.

Come on, no Whammies! No Whammies! No Whammies! Stop!

Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Come on. I've got a surprise for you.

Come on. Like, what's your best power?

Coming through.

Daddy!

Daddy! Bolt! Here, Bolt!

Daddy? Are you okay?

Daddy's not gonna be home for a while.

Did you come for some of Grandma's butter bean dumplings?

Die! Die!

Do my eyes deceive me?

Do not, I beg of you, do not make me bring out these bad boys.

Do the dog face.

Do you want some food, Bolty? Are you hungry?

Does that dog look familiar?

Does this look real to you? Or that? Is that real? Or that?

Dogs.

Don't freak out. This is how you blew it with Nemo.

Don't worry, Bolt. I'll stop her!

Don't worry, Bolt. You saved the day again.

Dreaming of the day when he, too, would save a little girl from danger

Ear, ear.

Easy won't be part of the equation.

Every bone in my evil cat body is telling me

Every time he did this on the magic box it was awesome.

Every week new RVs bring us new suckers who bring us new food.

Everything is positioning nicely.

Excuse me? That wasn't the deal. We had a deal!

Fifteen, take one. Mark.

Figures I'm tied to the one dog on Earth who doesn't know how to beg.

Find the grate. Ready on the rubber bars.

Fire. Fire, fire! There's fire!

First positions, please.

Food.

For I will beat your pancreas with your spleen,

For the first time, you're hungry, you're bleeding.

For weather on the ones, here's Lester.

For you to take back to your Green Eyed Man.

For your own safety,

Forget about it. You'll be out, no time.

Forgive me for answering a question with a question,

Fully awesome!

Get back here, you sick, revolting, loathsome little...

Get down here, cat. We don't have time for this.

Get that dog!

Gilligan, why don't you stop that.

Give it. Give it.

Go ahead. Stick your head out.

Go get it, Bolt. Go get it.

Go get me some breadcrumbs, whole grain. Go.

Go on, use the dog face. This is gonna be beautiful.

Go.

Go. Go. Go. It's okay, boy. Come here.

Golly, Ester!

Good boy.

Good boy.

Good boy.

Good day, Mittens.

Good night, Ester.

Good night, Lloyd.

Good people, with families.

Gorgeous! Have him bring it to me on the first flight.

Grave danger. I know. But I've captured this cat.

Green! Yes, green! The one green eye!

Guards, stop her!

Guess I'll have to roll with the punches.

Guy never leaves the set. It's unbelievable.

Has the package arrived?

Have a look.

Have you been observing me?

Have you seen my daughter? Has anyone seen my baby?

Have you seen the man with the green eye?

He can outrun speeding missiles

He can protect you now.

He couldn't have gone far.

He has to stay right here. Okay, let's go.

He went the other way.

He... He's be awesome!

He's coming with us.

He's gone.

He's so on board!

He's...

He's...

He's... He's beyond awesome!

Heat vision time.

Hello, hairballs.

Hello?

Hello. How are you doing today?

Help him? Yeah, right.

Help! Please, help! Help!

Here you go!

Here, boy.

Hey there, Rhino.

Hey there. Are you lost, sweetie?

Hey, Bolt.

Hey, buddy, relax. Like this. Turn and pull. Turn and pull.

Hey, did you hear that?

Hey, guys, come here.

Hey, hey, buddy. Take it easy. Slow down.

Hey, hey, hey! What is twisting your giblets?

Hey, hey. Put it down. I forgot the keys.

Hey, Joey. Did we go too far in this?

Hey, look, my stomach's distended! How great is that?

Hey, lucky penny!

Hey, man, this time we'll do it my way.

Hey, silly doggy.

Hey, stop it! This is serious!

Hey, Wags.

Hey, wait!

Hey, wait. Where'd you get that hamster?

Hey, you ever hang out down on 14th Street with a stray named Kelvin?

Hey, you'll remember it tonight when you're preening.

Hey, you're crazy, man!

Hey!

Hey! Wait!

Hey. Can we talk for a second?

Hey. Hey, Bolt. Wake up.

Hi. I'm here to see Joe Mateo.

His name was Mr. Sparkles.

Hmm!

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hold it. Right there. And ever so slightly, look up.

Hold on, Penny! Hold on!

Hold on!

Hold up!

Hollywood.

How about that, Bolt? She's an actress.

How cool is that?

How dare you disrupt their relationship with your evil!

How did your focus groups feel about cliffhangers?

How excited he'll be when he saves you tomorrow. Okay?

How to stop 20 year olds in Topeka from changing the channel.

How's that for real?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

I agree. Now, we need to find a fast set of wheels.

I bet Bolt would want you to do The Tonight Show.

I bring you half, you give me protection. That's our deal.

I can take her, Bolty. Let me at them. Die!

I can't believe it.

I can't do it.

I can't hold it.

I can't imagine what you must be feeling.

I can't think straight.

I can't.

I cannot be contained in any container. You quitter. Watch this.

I did it! I'm back!

I don't believe this. You're hungry.

I don't know what's going on here,

I don't know.

I don't need to think it through. I wanna take Bolt home.

I don't understand.

I eat danger for breakfast.

I feel alive.

I found this really soft pillow thing for you.

I give you unhappy 18 to 35 year olds.

I gotta remember. It's gonna kill me. Hold on.

I gotta warn you. Going into the belly of the beast,

I guess that would make you, what, like, some kind of superdog?

I had a hamster just like you when I was a kid.

I have a ball.

I have a little girl at home, love of my life.

I have a superbark.

I have got some good news.

I have razor sharp reflexes, and I'm a master of stealth.

I haven't eaten like this in ages.

I just booked you on The Tonight Show, lead guest.

I knew you'd come back.

I know where Penny is. Yeah. They have her. Yes!

I know, honey. I do, too.

I know. I know you're a busy dog, but if you've got a second,

I know. It's disgusting. I disgust myself.

I like to start with an evil laugh.

I love it. But I'll tell you what.

I love you.

I mean, do you really think that you were born with a birthmark

I mean, sometimes, sometimes you think something's really real

I mean, what...

I miss him.

I need someone on the inside, someone close to the Green Eyed Man.

I never should've taken pity on you.

I pretended that baseball glove was a bicycle,

I really can't talk about it. It's classified.

I said I'll get us out of here, all right?

I saw her face after you left. She's brokenhearted.

I see a depth of emotion on the face of that canine

I see an animal who believes with every fibre of his being, every fibre,

I swear, it's like I work with toddlers.

I think it might make our dear friend a bit more communicative.

I think it's about time I introduced you to the regular dog piece de résistance.

I think it's him. I do.

I think we know just the cat.

I wanna go for something more natural.

I want to go with a modern look, something that says,

I want to know what really happened...

I was tied to a delusional dog and dragged across the country.

I was, like, "What?" And then I was, like, "Huh?"

I will not rest until my Penny is safe from his evil clutches.

I will not take it easy, pheasant. I'm missing my person.

I would do anything for her,

I would superbark you both back into the hole you crawled out of,

I...

I... I am be awesome.

I'll be right back.

I'll get a ladder.

I'll get my ball.

I'll never let them get you, Penny.

I'll release you, cat, when we find Penny.

I'll snap his neck.

I'm afraid your injuries were more severe

I'm Blake. This is my writing partner, Tom.

I'm busting you out.

I'm gonna make that cat wish he were never born.

I'm gonna seriously wound you with this Styrofoam.

I'm holding these bad boys back, best I can,

I'm just... I'm read... I'm just... Just pipe down!

I'm on your six.

I'm one sixteenth wolf with, you know, a little Wolverine in there somewhere,

I'm sending an agent to pick it up.

I'm so sorry this happened.

I'm sorry, Mittens,

I'm sure he'll be more accommodating now that I've got his lucky Penny!

I'm talking cover stories, production deals, executive producer credit.

I'm too late.

I've altered him.

I've been expecting your call.

I've been working on my evil laugh.

I've got a better idea. Follow me.

If I could say something here.

If I don't chase bad guys, then what am I?

If I ever got a chance to meet you, and now it's...

If I stare at the lock really hard, it'll burst into flames and melt.

If the dog believes it, the audience believes it.

If we can access it, we'll finally learn where they're keeping my father.

If we don't get back into production, people are going to lose their jobs.

If you and James were romantic, I wanna know about it.

If you don't have any powers, you don't have any powers.

If you guys can help me find Penny, that girl from the television show,

If you say so. Hey, check it out.

In the cold, dark night before the battle,

In the exact shape of a lightning bolt?

Initiating escape.

Is anyone still in there?

Is it a long message? Because I have a horrible memory.

Is it long?

Is that a...

Is that an everything bagel, Ted? Attaboy.

Is this some apparition I see before me?

It ain't talking to me. It's talking to the claws.

It doesn't get better than that.

It ends here.

It gets ugly.

It Really does help,

It was a slow week. That's half of what I got.

It'll be okay.

It's a boom Mike.

It's a good day to die!

It's all right, tough guy. You got them all.

It's all right. You won't be alone. You have Bolt.

It's been a lot. Yes, it has. Are you ready for this?

It's called blood, hero.

It's entertainment for people. It's fake. Nothing you think is real is real!

It's my Mark of power, cat.

It's not even good news, like, "Whatever," "So what?"

It's not him.

It's not true. It's just not true.

It's okay, baby.

It's okay. It's nothing. No more bad guys.

It's on the tip of my tongue. I know that dog. I'm telling you, Joey.

It's that you never abandon a friend in a time of need.

It's the Mark of a makeup artist, dog.

It's the superbark!

It's why we don't miss marks. It's why we don't reshoot,

Joey, Vinnie, Bobby, my boys!

Just do it, okay.

Just let me give you the grand tour. Okay?

Just make sure I get inside that building.

Just the knowledge that every minute spent in your company

Kidnapped? This is terrible! She could be in grave...

Knowing how deep the shrapnel's going to Pierce your hide, you go.

Lake Rogaguado! I should've known.

Let go, you monster!

Let it begin. Let it begin. Let it begin!

Let me ask you, Mindy from the network,

Let's do this, let's put a pin in it. Boop! Pin in.

Let's find some mustard next time. Okay, babe?

Let's get to that Teen Vogue cover shoot.

Let's put a pin in it.

Let's take the pin and put it in this conversation. Boop!

Let's widen out camera three. Ready four. Go four!

Like a little hamster who once spent his days in an RV park,

Like that? A little bit more.

Like that.

Listen to him. He needs to know I'm okay.

Listen to me, okay?

Listen to mine.

Listen, Cujo, I got some pretty wicked claws under these mitts.

Listen, listen!

Listen, this may be really hard for you to understand,

Lloyd Spoon, you jump out and scare me,

Lloyd! Block the door!

Lloyd?

Long story short,

Look around! It's perfect.

Look at me, Bolt. I'm real.

Look at the little guy.

Look at this face.

Look at you. You are quite the little actor, huh?

Look who we found, young lady. It's Bolt! They found him.

Look, buddy, I don't know what you're getting at, but...

Look, genius, you're part of a TV show. You know what that is? Television?

Look. I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, okay?

Looks like we're gonna do this the hard way.

Louie?

Magic what?

Mark my words, Mittens.

Me, but...

Me.

Mission accomplished.

Mittens does need a hero,

Mittens, be quiet.

Mittens, I...

Mittens, she's my person.

Mittens, so help me, I will superbark you out of that tree.

Mittens, take my paw! I need you alive!

Mittens!

Mittens?

Mittens? If...

Mittens? What are you doing here?

Mmm mmm.

Mmm.

Mom, I wanna take Bolt home this weekend.

More. More.

Morning, cat.

Move it, prisoner. We're losing daylight.

Must be made of Styrofoam.

Must've been the...

My hero.

My limit is one.

My person's in danger, and I...

My whole life I've wanted to see a real live superbark.

Near Lake Rogaguado!

Never, Mindy from the network!

Never! I'll never talk.

Nice move.

No more Mr. Nice Guy.

No mother should ever have to go through something like this,

No one can evade my detection. You're a phantom.

No way. Wow. Bolt. I'm a really big fan of yours, brother.

No, Bolt. It is real. I was in there just now.

No, I don't know. I thought I knew.

No, no seriously. Be quiet.

No, no, Bolt. That's what they do, okay?

No, no! No, no, no, please, please, it can't end like this!

No, no! Wait! Let's not make any rash decisions.

No, thanks. It's really a dog thing.

No, you won't! You're not really a...

No, you're wrong. She loves me.

No! Forget it! How do you say.

No! No, no. No more problems. I'll take you to Penny.

No.

No. Not likely.

No. You need to hear this.

Nope, you're not okay.

Nope. I never seen him before in my life.

Not from around here, are you?

Not knowing if you're coming back dead or alive...

Not likely, cat, for you've chosen to follow the path of evil.

Not on my watch, rodent.

Not Penny.

Not the claws! Please.

Not to betray the trust of the Green Eyed Man.

Now a little smile. Lose the smile. Drop your left ear. Your other left.

Now all you need to do is get from here to there.

Now I'm concerned on a number of levels.

Now we're over here, by the green lady with the big torch,

Now, how about this? Is that real?

Now, I don't care how the message is translated, all right?

Now, we feel for you,

Now!

Oh, boy.

Oh, boy. This thing is heavy.

Oh, buddy.

Oh, it's nothing, really.

Oh, Mindy. Poor, poor, Mindy.

Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh!

Oh, my gosh, the stage!

Oh, no, I just said that, didn't I? See, I'm all discombobulated.

Oh, no. No, wait, wait. Bolt, dog, hear me out.

Oh, nothing. I was enjoying an evening stroll

Oh, the superbark. Scary, scary. Yeah, that's really, really super.

Oh, yeah, you're new.

Oh, you bet I'm mad, baby,

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! And best of all, he can obliterate large structures with his superbark!

Oh! His guts will spill, one way or another.

Oh. And this is our personal assistant, Billy,

Ohhh!

Okay, Billy, that was horrifying, what you just did.

Okay, Bolty. Okay. Stay cool. You're cool, Bolty.

Okay, fine! You're a superdog.

Okay, guys, but I really gotta get going.

Okay, here's the thing. You're not ready for the evil laugh.

Okay, hold still for me, sweetie.

Okay, I lied. It's not soundproof.

Okay, if you want the... The antidote,

Okay, okay. Good job, buddy.

Okay, okay. Mmm hmm. I get the idea. You could stop now.

Okay, okay. No peeking. All right, now, open them.

Okay, people. Let's move it to stage seven and do it for real.

Okay, Saul, nice work.

Okay, the other way was better. Now drop them both.

Okay! Hey! Hey!

Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay, I'll talk! I'll talk!

Okay! Yeah!

Okay? Good enough for everybody?

Okay. So what we do here is we give the target a quick flyover,

Okay. This is a top, top secret map of the entire Earth.

Okay. Try it the other way.

Okay. Up on your end. MAN All right, just a little bit.

One day someone's gonna stand up to you.

One of these days, I'm gonna pound y'all to the ground.

Ooh!

Ooh!

Ooh! I've got a big one. You're welcome.

Ooh. A cat?

Or could it be my hero?

Or I'm gonna... I'm gonna... I'm gonna seriously wound you!

Or maybe not.

Or pumpernickel, Billy!

Ouch! You moron, stop it. I'm trying to help him.

Out of this? But... But...

Over here! We found them. They're here. We found them!

Over there.

Over. Yeah, that's the spot.

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow! Ow! Ow!

Ow! Ow! Ow!

Padlocked.

Penny, I don't have much time.

Penny!

Penny!

Penny!

Penny!

Penny! Penny!

Penny? They moved her.

Penny.

Penny.

Penny's the most wonderful person ever, and she loves Bolt.

Perfect.

Please! Help!

Plus, I'll keep the cat in check.

Poison? A parasite? Poison?

Prepare yourself, foul man beast,

Professor, I'd like to thank you for granting us access

Promise?

Puppy!

Quiet. Everyone be quiet.

Rhino is awesome! He's so awesome!

Rhino, you just don't under...

Rhino! Hold up!

Rhino? What are you doing here?

Right on time, Saul. Come on in.

Right, that's what'll happen.

Right... Right over... Here, here! By the waffle with the sunglasses.

Ring, ring. Who is it? Destiny?

Saboteur.

She doesn't want just any dog. She loves you.

She said that to me not 10 minutes ago.

She was kidnapped by the Green Eyed Man.

She... Well, it wasn't real.

She's a goner, dog.

She's just pretending.

She's stable, but we're gonna take her to the hospital just to be safe.

She's your person, Bolt, and you are her dog.

Shh!

Since you got lost, none of your powers are working, are they?

Slobber, sleep, chase tails, chew shoes.

Smiles all around? Let's get out of here. Come on.

So help me, I will fire everyone in this room, starting with you.

So I can bring Bolt home?

So I suggest you pipe down and take me to Penny.

So if you wanna keep it inside your body, where it belongs,

So maybe you should, I don't know,

So the dog thinks this is all real?

So, I'll talk to the claws,

So, if you got superpowers,

So, where's Penny?

So, you know what I did?

Someone who, no matter what the odds, will do what's right.

Someone's gonna teach you a lesson.

Something's come up at work, honey.

Soup is on, baby!

Spend a little less time worrying about the dog's Method acting

Spicy eyes!

Sprung out first chance I got. Never looked back.

Starving!

Stealth mode.

Stop worrying, cat! I'll get us out of here.

Styrofoam! That stuff, it weakens me.

Styrofoam! Tuck and roll!

Such devotion. It brings tears to my eyes.

Such modesty! Now, who's going to save that cat?

Superbark. Superbark!

Sweet Sister Frances! What did you do to my new truck?

Take a gander at this Bolt action. Scary, huh? It's like we're twins.

Take my paw. I'll save you.

Talk to your people. We're ready to move on this.

Target acquired.

Tell the dog, make him happy.

Tell the Green Eyed Man that I will not sleep,

Telling you, I know this dog. I seen him somewheres.

Than we had previously thought, my dear.

Thank you. Look, kid. It's time we were honest with you.

Thanks, Larry.

Thanks! Now move your butt.

That he had to face the Green Eyed Man alone.

That information's classified.

That is not Bolt.

That is totally unrealistic.

That meat lover's pizza is not loving me back at all.

That one.

That reminds me, we need to be getting over to wardrobe.

That Styrofoam is wicked stuff.

That the girl he loves is in mortal danger.

That would. A little girl and her dog. Nothing better than that.

That! Okay.

That's a keeper.

That's a keeper. You wanna go play outside?

That's a weird place to put a piano.

That's enough. Seriously, dog, stop. I'm not kidding. Would you stop? It's...

That's great, Rhino. Yeah, that's really good.

That's preposterous.

That's right.

That's sloppy.

That's the problem!

The Calico supercomputer.

The doctor has been taken care of, which, of course, is wonderful news.

The dog could've seen that. He could've seen that.

The DVD release junket. Let's get going. It's a big push.

The girl's in danger, the dog saves her from the creepy English guy, we get it.

The Green Eyed Man has a plan, and soon, he will execute it.

The Green Eyed Man.

The hero must go and face his greatest challenge alone.

The irony.

The lair of the Green Eyed Man!

The likes of which has never been captured on screen before!

The man with the green eye, tell me what you know, birds.

The men in black and the guy, the guy with the blue eyes!

The most terrifying place on Earth.

The ones that look like you, Bolt. But the rest of us never come back out.

The real question is, what are you doing here?

The real world hurts, doesn't it?

The road'll be rough.

The stomach's got a direct line to these babies

The Tonight Show, who cares? I don't care.

The weapon's hot.