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You know, I think... I don't know. from Private Parts
You know, I'm thinking about... from Private Parts
You know, I've heard black men complain from Private Parts
You know, it was a great interview on the radio. from Private Parts
You know, it's funny, but her last words... from Private Parts
You know, life is very strange. from Private Parts
You know, most of these people are Satan worshipping junkies. from Private Parts
You know, Robin, let me interrupt for a second. from Private Parts
You know, uh, legendary. from Private Parts
You know, unless he quits, from Private Parts
You know, we could name the baby and everything. Clumpy... Clumpy Stern. from Private Parts
You know, we have the most beautiful audience. from Private Parts
You know, when I got to NBC, from Private Parts
You like this? from Private Parts
You listen to me, you stupid asshole. from Private Parts
You look! See that?! Blood, Stern! from Private Parts
You love this, don't you? from Private Parts
You mean practice in here now? from Private Parts
You mieskait! from Private Parts
You mommies and daddies out there who complained to the radio station, from Private Parts
You need a plan. from Private Parts
You OK? from Private Parts
You pick music. from Private Parts
You pick up the phone, and it rings right into my booth. from Private Parts
You punk! Fuck you 1,000%% %! from Private Parts
You really want to be on the radio? from Private Parts
You run station. from Private Parts
You say a lot of offensive things, from Private Parts
You say whatever you want. from Private Parts
You shaved your mustache. from Private Parts
You should be making some kind of plan for your future. from Private Parts
You soiled the sanctity of my home! from Private Parts
You spin and you spin and you spin. from Private Parts
You still would've lost the pregnancy. from Private Parts
You talk too much. from Private Parts
You think it's funny to make jokes about our personal life like that? from Private Parts
You think so? from Private Parts
You think that'll work? from Private Parts
You threw a grenade into a school? from Private Parts
You tried to have a baby, and you failed. from Private Parts
You two are just adorable together, from Private Parts
You understand me? A point and a half higher than lmus. from Private Parts
You understand me? Ha ha! from Private Parts
You understand what I mean? from Private Parts
You want it harder? from Private Parts
You want to be management, you fire him, huh? from Private Parts
You want to tame him? from Private Parts
You wanted to see me? from Private Parts
You won't... You're not gonna be naked or anything. from Private Parts
You, eh? from Private Parts
You. You. from Private Parts
You... sit. from Private Parts
You'd better listen to this. from Private Parts
You'll feel at ease once we go do it. from Private Parts
You'll find a way to get her back. from Private Parts
You'll have your clothes on, you know. from Private Parts
You'll see. Excuse me. I'll come back and tell you. from Private Parts
You're a genius. from Private Parts
You're a moron. Now shut up and sit still. from Private Parts
You're a moron. Now shut up and sit still. from Private Parts
You're all wrong, God. from Private Parts
You're an asshole! from Private Parts
You're back. I got you back. from Private Parts
You're beautiful. from Private Parts
You're carrying our baby. from Private Parts
You're completely on fire about having a baby. from Private Parts
You're completely out of line this morning. from Private Parts
You're fired, all of you. Get out. from Private Parts
You're funny. from Private Parts
You're goddamn right she's never gonna do it again. You're fired. from Private Parts
You're gonna be the best morning man in the history of radio. from Private Parts
You're gonna be totally confident that everything's going good from Private Parts
You're gonna let 'em throw me out like garbage? from Private Parts
You're gonna like it here. from Private Parts
You're gonna miss it. from Private Parts
You're gonna play the music for the people? It doesn't... from Private Parts
You're gonna ruin this woman's mood. from Private Parts
You're looking at this apartment? from Private Parts
You're my husband. Don't make me do something I don't want to do. from Private Parts
You're not bringing that in here, Stern. from Private Parts
You're not even old enough to have been in Vietnam. from Private Parts
You're not getting the phone from me, Kenny. from Private Parts
You're not going to get bashful on me now, are you, Howard? from Private Parts
You're on the cutting edge of radio entertainment. from Private Parts
You're pathetic. from Private Parts
You're pregnant? from Private Parts
You're right. from Private Parts
You're saying about us, you understand? from Private Parts
You're saying I look a little old to be in college. from Private Parts
You're serious? from Private Parts
You're so blessed. from Private Parts
You're supposed to listen to me. from Private Parts
You're the Antichrist. from Private Parts
You've finally done it. from Private Parts
You've got to believe. from Private Parts
You've got to tell everyone. My audience wants to know why you're interrupting. from Private Parts
You've gotta listen to Imus. from Private Parts
You've won. from Private Parts
Your beautiful child, from Private Parts
Your body rejected what was going on. from Private Parts
Your Holiness. from Private Parts
Your job is to make them fetch, eh? from Private Parts
2 full points, and Pizza Shack called. from Private Parts
3 seconds, I'd be finished. from Private Parts
4 times every 15 minutes, not 3. 4. from Private Parts
10 a.m. To 2 p. M, eh? from Private Parts
103rd what? from Private Parts
103rd. from Private Parts
106 FM, WWWW. from Private Parts
107 FM, AM 1290, WCCC. Good morning. from Private Parts
107 FM... The Ramones... Gabba gabba wee, from Private Parts
[Buzz] Oh. from Private Parts
A year? Yeah. from Private Parts
All right... [Shivering] from Private Parts
And you're practically a virgin, right? [Telephone Buzzing] from Private Parts
Are you OK? No! from Private Parts
but that goddamn son of a bitch... [Jackhammer] from Private Parts
Daddy! Daddy! from Private Parts
Don't go away. [Buzz] from Private Parts
Excuse me. Yes? from Private Parts
Go up and get in... OK. from Private Parts
Good to see you. Good to see you, too. from Private Parts
He's like a... child. [Jackhammer] from Private Parts
Hi. Alison: Hey. from Private Parts
Hi. Hi. from Private Parts
Hi. Wait, wait. There we go. from Private Parts
How you doing? Oh, hey, Kenny. from Private Parts
Howard Stern. You want to be a disc jockey? from Private Parts
Howard! Caller: Do what? from Private Parts
Howard... Come on, last night we were laughing about this. from Private Parts
I don't advise you living here. Excuse me. from Private Parts
I look like an elephant! You don't look like a house. from Private Parts
I'm disgusting! What about you? from Private Parts
I've never said this before. [Music Plays] from Private Parts
Is that so? Yeah! Strip! from Private Parts
Is this one crap? Don't be a moron. from Private Parts
It'll be pleasant today. Rain tomorrow. [Baby Crying] from Private Parts
It's nice. Sit down. from Private Parts
Kenny. Fucking twisted. What? from Private Parts
Man's a... [Jackhammer] from Private Parts
No shit? You've killed him. You've slayed him. from Private Parts
No way. No, they do. from Private Parts
No, they do not. Yeah, they do. from Private Parts
No. No, I'm serious. from Private Parts
No. You know that. from Private Parts
Oh, boy. Thank you. from Private Parts
Oh, excuse me. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. from Private Parts
Oh, my God. This is Gary. from Private Parts
Oh! Yeah, I really did. from Private Parts
Oh. In fact, my wife's eggs are very old. from Private Parts
OK. Hi, you're on the air. from Private Parts
OK. Now hold this and say... from Private Parts
OK. Thanks. from Private Parts
One more thing. Yes? from Private Parts
Please! For God's sakes, from Private Parts
Shut up. To make sure... from Private Parts
That motherfuckin'... [Siren] [Jackhammer] from Private Parts
That's correct. That sucks. from Private Parts
What were you again? I was a captain. from Private Parts
What? Yes, that's what you are! from Private Parts
WNBC, please hold. WNBC, please hold. from Private Parts
WNBC, please hold. WNBC, please hold. from Private Parts
WNBC, please hold. WNBC, please hold. from Private Parts
You do not. You look beautiful. I look like Babar! from Private Parts
You don't look like an elephant. I do. from Private Parts
You know, I... Come on. from Private Parts
You're not disgusting. Yes, I am! I look like a house! from Private Parts
You're not gonna quit? No. from Private Parts
...Radio waves high above America... from Private Parts
'cause now my wife doesn't even trust me anymore, from Private Parts
'cause that's chickenshit radio. from Private Parts
'Cause this is what I picture. from Private Parts
"All of Hollywood can kiss my ass," from Private Parts
"and the grand opening is this weekend. from Private Parts
"B" movie star Brittany Fairchild. from Private Parts
"Big cock" coming out of your mouth sounds awfully dirty. from Private Parts
"excretion, urination, ejaculation, from Private Parts
"How to Score with Babes," from Private Parts
"Howard goes to Hartford and becomes the wacky morning man at WCCC." from Private Parts
"I want to see what he'll say next." from Private Parts
"I want to see what he'll say next." from Private Parts
"If necessary, stuff a semirigid, large object from Private Parts
"into your pants from Private Parts
"make sure to wear tight pants. from Private Parts
"No use of the so called 7 dirty words. from Private Parts
"Stern, those are little kids. That counts as one person." from Private Parts
"These are cocksucker, motherfucker, from Private Parts
"This is not WNBC. from Private Parts
"When attempting to score with a babe, from Private Parts
"When attempting to score with a babe, from Private Parts
["Ooga" Continues] from Private Parts
[Aerosmith's Sweet Emotion Plays] from Private Parts
[Applause] from Private Parts
[Applause] from Private Parts
[Applause] from Private Parts
[Applause] from Private Parts
[Applause] from Private Parts
[Applause] from Private Parts
[Aria Plays] from Private Parts
[Black Sabbath's Paranoid Plays] from Private Parts
[Both Chuckling] from Private Parts
[Bouncy Puppet Music] from Private Parts
[Buzz] from Private Parts
[Caller Moans, Howard Hums] from Private Parts
[Changes Station] from Private Parts
[Cheap Trick Song Plays] from Private Parts
[Cheering] from Private Parts
[Cheering] from Private Parts
[Cheering] from Private Parts
[Cheering] from Private Parts
[Cheers And Applause] from Private Parts
[Choking] from Private Parts
[Chuckles] from Private Parts
[Clapping] from Private Parts
[Clearing Throat] from Private Parts
[Clears Throat] Listen up. from Private Parts
[Cough] from Private Parts
[Cough] Blecch! from Private Parts
[Coughs] from Private Parts
[Country Music Playing] from Private Parts
[Crowd Chants "Howard"] from Private Parts
[Crowd Chants "Howard"] from Private Parts
[Crowd Cheers] from Private Parts
[David Bowie's Let's Dance Plays] from Private Parts
[Disco Music Plays] from Private Parts
[Doing Mama's Voice] Yes, hello. This is Mama Look a boo boo day, from Private Parts
[Door Closes] from Private Parts
[Door Closes] from Private Parts
[Door Closes] from Private Parts
[Doorbell Buzzes] from Private Parts
[Doorbell Buzzes] from Private Parts
[Elevator Dings] from Private Parts
[Enunciation Unclear] Howard goes to Hartford at CCC. from Private Parts
[Faucet Squeaks] from Private Parts
[Game Show Music Plays] from Private Parts
[Gargles] from Private Parts
[Gargling] from Private Parts
[Gasping] from Private Parts
[Gasps] from Private Parts
[Ghostly Groaning] from Private Parts
[Gravelly Voice] Hi, Gene. from Private Parts
[Helicopter Flying Sound Effect] from Private Parts
[Horn Honks] from Private Parts
[Howard Humming] from Private Parts
[Humming With Record] from Private Parts
[Hums] from Private Parts
[Hums] from Private Parts
[Hums] from Private Parts
[Hums] from Private Parts
[Hums] from Private Parts
[Hums] from Private Parts
[Increases Volume] from Private Parts
[Jackhammer] from Private Parts
[Jackhammer] from Private Parts
[Jackhammer] from Private Parts
[Jimi Hendrix's All Along The Watchtower Plays] from Private Parts
[Julie Chuckles] Oh, you know it, Howard. from Private Parts
[Keys Jangle] from Private Parts
[Knock On Door] from Private Parts
[Laughs] from Private Parts
[Lisping] Willkommen. Bienvenue. from Private Parts
[Lmitates Ringo] How you doin', me love? from Private Parts
[lmitating Cat And Chicken] from Private Parts
[Lmitating Dog] from Private Parts
[Lmitating Voice] Hello, everybody. Hello. from Private Parts
[Love Is A Many Splendored Thing Plays] from Private Parts
[Man Yelling] from Private Parts
[Moans] from Private Parts
[Moans] from Private Parts
[Moans] from Private Parts
[Murmuring] from Private Parts
[Music Plays] from Private Parts
[Music Plays] from Private Parts
[Music Plays] from Private Parts
[Music Plays] from Private Parts
[Music Plays] from Private Parts
[Muttering In Foreign Language] from Private Parts
[Needle Scratches Record] from Private Parts
[Overemphasizing] W N BC. from Private Parts
[Passes Gas] from Private Parts
[Radio Static] from Private Parts
[Reggae Music Plays] from Private Parts
[Reggae Music Plays] from Private Parts
[Rhythmic Knock On Door] from Private Parts
[Robin Chuckles] from Private Parts
[Saying Call Letters] from Private Parts
[Scrubbing] from Private Parts
[Shivering] from Private Parts
[Sighs] I'm hot. from Private Parts
[Silence] from Private Parts
[Siren] from Private Parts
[Siren] from Private Parts
[Smoke On The Water Plays] from Private Parts
[Snap] from Private Parts
[Sniff Sniff Sniff] from Private Parts
[Sniff Sniff] Ahem. from Private Parts
[Snort Snort] from Private Parts
[Still lmitating Nixon] And I gave it to Robin over there. from Private Parts
[Swallows] from Private Parts
[Taps Plays] from Private Parts
[Ted Nugent's Cat Scratch Fever Plays] from Private Parts
[Thunder] from Private Parts
[Tires Screech] from Private Parts
[Together] W N BC. from Private Parts
[Together] W N BC. from Private Parts
[Trumpet Fanfare] from Private Parts
[TV Clicks Off] from Private Parts
[Unenthusiastically] W N BC. from Private Parts
[Van Halen's You Really Got Me Plays] from Private Parts
[Voice Lilting] W N BC. from Private Parts
[Voices Overlapping] from Private Parts
[Vomiting] from Private Parts
[Vomiting] from Private Parts
[Water Running] from Private Parts
[Yodeling] # Ooh ooh # from Private Parts
[You Shook Me All Night Long Plays] from Private Parts
# 66 # from Private Parts
# 66 # from Private Parts
# 66 # from Private Parts
# 66, WNBC # from Private Parts
# 66, WNBC # from Private Parts
# A hit on TV # from Private Parts
# And dance the blues # from Private Parts
# And I can't be the... # from Private Parts
# And nothing's bad as it may seem... # from Private Parts
# And suck, suck, sucking my brain # from Private Parts
# And this not our fate... # from Private Parts
# Bang, the walls started shakin' # from Private Parts
# Biddi biddi biddi # from Private Parts
# Biddi biddi biddi biddi # from Private Parts
# Biddi biddi biddi... # from Private Parts
# Biddi bim bom, ay yi yi # from Private Parts
# Businessmen, they'll # from Private Parts
# But I can't be the one that you need, yeah # from Private Parts
# But you and I, we've been through that # from Private Parts
# Callin' for mercy # from Private Parts
# Can't stay pretty 'cause it's just no fun # from Private Parts
# Cat scratch fever... # from Private Parts
# Dee dee dee # from Private Parts
# Doo doo ooh # from Private Parts
# Doo doo ooh # from Private Parts
# Doo doop doo doo doo # from Private Parts
# Doo doop doo doo doo # from Private Parts
# Girl, you really got me now # from Private Parts
# Gonna use my arms, gonna use my legs... # from Private Parts
# Hard charger # from Private Parts
# Hard charger... # from Private Parts
# Howard Stern, WNBC # from Private Parts
# I can't dance # from Private Parts
# I can't get no relief # from Private Parts
# I can't sing # from Private Parts
# I could not touch... # from Private Parts
# I don't believe in dying # from Private Parts
# I make money talking about the joke in my underpants # from Private Parts
# I'll take you there # from Private Parts
# I'll take you there # from Private Parts
# I'll take you there # from Private Parts
# I'll take you there # from Private Parts
# I'll take you there # from Private Parts
# I'm a hard charger # from Private Parts
# I'm a tortured man # from Private Parts
# I'm a tortured man # from Private Parts
# I'm callin', callin' # from Private Parts
# I've got a big nose and a skinny neck # from Private Parts
# If you lie for your breakfast, then you won't get lunch # from Private Parts
# Just you wait and see... # from Private Parts
# Knockin' me out with those American thighs # from Private Parts
# La la la la la la # from Private Parts
# Let's dance # from Private Parts
# Let's dance # from Private Parts
# Melting me down # from Private Parts
# Mercy now # from Private Parts
# Mercy, mercy # from Private Parts
# My daddy can't be ugly so # from Private Parts
# My life is on film # from Private Parts
# My life's a wreck # from Private Parts
# My mind was achin' # from Private Parts
# Never know how much I love you... # from Private Parts
# No reason to get excited # from Private Parts
# No such luck # from Private Parts
# Now here's God # from Private Parts
# Oh # from Private Parts
# Oh, no # from Private Parts
# Oh, oh # from Private Parts
# Oh, the canvas can do miracles # from Private Parts
# Oh! # from Private Parts
# Oh! Oh! Oh! # from Private Parts
# One more time, and when she got to... # from Private Parts
# Ooh doo # from Private Parts
# Ooh doo # from Private Parts
# Ooh ooh ooh dee dee # from Private Parts
# Ooh ooh ooh dee dee # from Private Parts
# Ooh ooh ooh dee dee # from Private Parts
# Ooh ooh ooh dee dee... # from Private Parts
# Ooh, Mama look a boo boo day # from Private Parts
# Papa was a rolling stone... # from Private Parts
# Plowmen dig my earth... # from Private Parts
# Put on your red shoes # from Private Parts
# Said the joker to the thief # from Private Parts
# She had the sexiest eyes # from Private Parts
# She kept her motor clean # from Private Parts
# She was a fast machine # from Private Parts
# She was the best damn woman that I've ever seen # from Private Parts
# Shook me all night long # from Private Parts
# Shut up your mouth, That is your daddy # from Private Parts
# Shut your mouth, go away # from Private Parts
# Shut your mouth... # from Private Parts
# Take my tears and... # from Private Parts
# Talkin' like you never doubt # from Private Parts
# Telling me no lies # from Private Parts
# The earth was quakin' # from Private Parts
# The thief, he kindly spoke # from Private Parts
# There are many here among us # from Private Parts
# There must be some kind of way out of here # from Private Parts
# There's too much confusion # from Private Parts
# They'll drink my wine # from Private Parts
# To the song they're playing on the radio... # from Private Parts
# We did not want to share... # from Private Parts
# We were makin' when you # from Private Parts
# Who feel that life is but a joke # from Private Parts
# WNBC # from Private Parts
# WNBC # from Private Parts
# Yeah, you really got me now # from Private Parts
# Yeah, you shook me all night long... # from Private Parts
# Yet it sucks bein' me # from Private Parts
# You got me so I can't sleep at night # from Private Parts
# You got me so I can't sleep at night # from Private Parts
# You got me so I don't know where I'm going # from Private Parts
# You really got me, You really got me... # from Private Parts
#... A boy could give you # from Private Parts
$150,000 a year. from Private Parts
$250 a week. from Private Parts
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