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Fifty Shades of Black

Fifty Shades of Black

"Fifty Shades of Black" is a hilarious comedy film released in 2016. It serves as a parody of the popular book and movie series "Fifty Shades of Grey." Written by Marlon Wayans and Rick Alvarez, the film stars Marlon Wayans himself in the lead role. It cleverly satirizes the romantic drama genre, creating a raucous experience that leaves audiences in stitches.

The film follows the story of Hannah, a young college student who meets a wealthy and enigmatic businessman named Christian Black. While trying to interview him for her school newspaper, Hannah finds herself irresistibly attracted to Christian. As their relationship develops, Hannah is introduced to the world of Kink and BDSM (bondage, discipline, sadism, and masochism). However, Hannah soon discovers Christian's peculiarities and secrets that lead to a series of comical situations.

Marlon Wayans, known for his roles in comedies like "Scary Movie" and "White Chicks," brings his unique comedic style to "Fifty Shades of Black." His impeccable timing and physical comedy add layers of laughter to every scene. Wayans portrays Christian Black with over-the-top mannerisms and a knack for delivering hilarious lines.

The film also features an exceptional cast that includes Kali Hawk as Hannah, the charming and adventurous student. Hawk brings her comedic talents to the table, perfectly complementing Wayan's performance. Her chemistry with Wayans adds depth and authenticity to their on-screen relationship.

Additionally, the film includes a stellar supporting cast, including Mike Epps as Ron, a friend of Christian who provides comedic relief throughout the story. Affion Crockett portrays Eli, Hannah's awkward and supportive roommate, while Jane Seymour adds a touch of elegance as Christian's mother, Claire Black.

Directed by Michael Tiddes, the film preserves the comical style seen in his previous collaborations with Marlon Wayans, such as "A Haunted House." Together, they create a visually engaging and uproariously funny experience that keeps viewers entertained from start to finish. With clever parodies of iconic scenes from "Fifty Shades of Grey," "Fifty Shades of Black" successfully distinguishes itself as an independent comedy.

The film's soundtrack is notable, featuring hits from various genres that add depth and exaggeration to the comedic moments. The soundscape is a chaotic mix of seductive beats, romantic melodies, and playful tunes. These sounds will transport viewers into the wacky world of "Fifty Shades of Black" and enhance their overall experience.

To fully immerse yourself in the hilarity of "Fifty Shades of Black," you can play and download these sounds here. Whether you want to reminisce about the outrageous comedy or have a good laugh with friends, the soundtrack captures the essence of the film and guarantees a good time.

"Fifty Shades of Black" stands as a comedic gem that pokes fun at the serious nature of the romantic drama genre. With a talented cast, masterful direction, and a hilarious script, this parody film delivers laughter in abundance. So, sit back, relax, and enjoy the wild ride that is "Fifty Shades of Black."

A bitch gotta get hers. You keep licking that bootie, okay?
A broke college graduate with a liberal arts degree
A hundred jus... I can't even count that far.
A little Proactiv on it.
A lot of Mexicans out there just crossing the border and shit!
A nondisclosure agreement
A nondisclosure agreement.
A pencil.
A pencil... You should've just said that in the beginning!
About you right now.
Adopting underprivileged children.
After he left the Funky Bunch and started acting, girl.
After lunch and two games of racquetball.
After you.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah! Fuck!
Ah...
Ah... Fuck my mouth with your fingers.
Ah... You...
Aha! Old trusty dusty!
Aha.
All I ask is that you do your very best.
All right, give me a smile.
All right, just sign here.
All right, let's break the Internet.
All right, so listen. Meet me at the office later.
All right, that's a custom job.
All right.
All she wanted was some soap!
Anal, yes. Fisting, sure.
And 'gust ashy 'm some phases.
And a shovel.
And a wedding where we invite 500 of our closest friends,
And don't worry about those ingrown hairs on your penis.
And for Mai, of course, we have Peking Duck
And fuck you back to the future.
And have the family over for dinner.
And he ain't afraid to get a bitch pregnant.
And he tells her the story about their lives together.
And he wakes up every day
And he's a major beneficiary of our university.
And humiliate me in unimaginable ways,
And I done been with a lot of hos
And I have the blue balls to prove it.
And I love when my dick's in you naked
And I say rhino because you're a lot fatter than I thought,
And I thought it was cute.
And I'd be like, "Shut up," and I hit you with the neuron, like...
And I'd be like, "You fell."
And I'm currently working on a fifth.
And I'm gonna ram your ass so hard
And if you break them, you should be punished.
And in exchange for all this torture,
And it's a start, okay?
And it's true. Especially when it comes
And just toss your little ugly ass
And maybe we could advance to a Tiffany's engagement ring,
And my music teacher.
And no future prospects.
And now the real torture begins.
And putting a lot of emotional guilt on each other.
And quick. Apparently, it's the best way.
And she's just a housewife.
And sometimes the pain is not in your mind!
And strike out vaginal fisting.
And the day after that.
And the girl with the big ass forehead?
And the smells that's on my fingers
And the village is a gangbang.
And then I will send you to your room
And then they take a nap, but they don't wake up.
And then wanted to settle down with me, and I went for it.
And they will have no problem coming down here
And they will swoop down on you
And they would kill for this meal.
And Thing 2 for Halloween this year.
And this is for the little white girl in Fifty Shades of Grey!
And three large boxes of space Pampers.
And what would I get out of it?
And when do we eat shit?
And when I passed out on the 23rd floor,
And women go for this?
And you got this bump on your nose
And you know the old saying, "It takes a village."
And you know what the biggest
And you show them ****as love! Show them ****as love!
And you, like, suck my dick. Huh?
And you, sir.
And you! You are a stripper!
And you'll get your freedom papers.
And your big ol' Usher nose,
And your favorite, of course, hot sauce!
And your lesson starts right here.
And your vag doesn't get stretched out
Are we ever happy to meet you, Hannah.
Are we gonna go on your private jet?
Are you a romantic?
Are you asleep already?
Are you gonna find something that actually works?
Are you gonna spank me? All this build up is getting boring.
Are you kidding me? Cuatro comes after tres.
Are you okay?
Are you ready for the ride of your life?
Are you ready, Ms. Steale?
Are you stalking me, Mr. Black?
Are you thinkin' about marrying her?
Are you, like, Donald Trump running for president drunk
As long as you promise you won't tell my dad I fucked a black guy.
As you should, Mother.
At the bottom of the ocean.
At this little club in Tampa.
Aw, this is cute. I get it, a little role play.
Baby, come on now.
Baby, you are.
Baby, you take it to the next level,
Bad girl! Bad, bad, bad girl!
Balls deep.
Be happy you ain't got this chlamydia, all right?
Because I rolled my eyes.
Because I'm 51 shades of fucked up!
Because I'm deep.
Because I'm incapable of leaving you alone.
Because my roommate is in there.
Because they're dead.
Because you don't live here and you don't have a key.
Because you forgot to put them in there.
Because you're a sicko who likes abusing women.
Before he stopped doing his own taxes.
Behind this door is my playroom.
Being that you from a drunken whore.
Bend over.
Between global warming and the world economy crashing,
Big brother almighty!
Bingo.
Bitch, I'm talkin' 'bout Lil Weezy!
Bitch, it's raining.
Bitch, you lickin' that butthole!
Black, I really like you, man.
Blowjob?
Boo, boo, boo, hey, hey, hey.
Boy, was I mistaken!
Boyfriend!
But first you're gonna have to sign
But I promised Hannah I'd show her the estate.
But I still hide my wallet at night, just in case.
But I want it to have some experience.
But I was!
But I...
But I've never seen anything like this.
But just long enough to know what a penis tastes like.
But they made him cry in Glory.
But we talk about each other behind each other's back, like,
But what you got here is an over molded swivel key.
But what you not gonna do...
But you ended up looking real good,
But you had this Gideon Bible in there and I couldn't fit.
But you just wanna take you home and give you love,
But you licked this one, and did all sorts of other weird stuff to it.
But you're gonna have to pack a bag.
But you've been a naughty girl.
But, I mean, that could belong to any black Christian, right?
But, like, short and thick, girl?
But...
Bye, bitch.
Bye!
Call me "****a" again.
Can I help you with something?
Can I show you some love?
Can't take his eyes off of Anderson Cooper.
Chapter 23.
Check this out. Look at this.
Cheese.
Chlorophyll, wood chipper, plastic sheets
Christian Black.
Christian, I think it'd be best if you leave.
Christian, I thought you'd like it.
Christian, I've fallen head over heels in love with you.
Christian, stay down!
Christian, this is crazy. Why do you need to punish me?
Christian, we have to talk.
Christian, you can do so much better.
Christian, you don't want somebody like me.
Christian!
Christian?
Christian.
Christian.
Come here.
Come here.
Come on, don't hate me.
Come on, let's get you home.
Come on, let's get you outta here.
Come on, let's get you up.
Come on, there's other black actors!
Come on!
Come on.
Come on. Come on! Just one kiss, man!
Come pushing up on this thickness.
Come with me. I'll explain.
Comin' to you, ****a.
Congratulations, Hannah.
Dad!
Damn it, that shit was cold!
Damn, bitch... I mean, girl.
Damn, girl.
Damn, you must be giving that bomb head!
Damn!
Dance!
Deeper, Daddy, deeper! Yeah!
Desktop!
Did he leave?
Did I tell you that twins run in my family?
Did that hurt?
Did you break my fucking stool?
Did you die?
Did you do it?
Did you see his haircut, girl?
Did you undress me?
Different.
Dildos, I guess. Butt plugs, fine.
Disappointment of all is to me?
Do not apologize for me, Christian.
Do not move,
Do you know why I brought you here, Hannah?
Do you know why I hit you in the head
Do you like it?
Do you love her?
Does it make you happy to see me like this?
Does it matter?
Dominant submissive thing?
Don't be fresh, Mai!
Don't be ridiculous. If I was a serial killer,
Don't feel bad.
Don't give her all the dick, bro.
Don't let me get to clappin', boo.
Don't look at me!
Don't look so nervous, Christian.
Don't tell me what to do,
Don't touch it! Don't touch it!
Don't touch me!
Don't worry about it. It's your first time. Don't sweat it.
Don't worry. She's being well taken care of.
Drinks anyone? Drinkies?
Eat.
Eh... Handcuff.
Either that or some leftover pizza, or maybe a Hot Pocket.
Empire.
Enough of your games. It's about to get real dark in here.
Enough with the interrogation.
Especially for the whole waterboarding thing.
Especially if it's for money or crack.
Even the antibacterial soap!
Even The Last Song.
Even the one with Miley Cyrus?
Every time I hear it, I just wanna go, "Where's my daddy?"
Ew...
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse us, please.
Fear type shit right now, girl.
Fine, you want me to leave? You want me to leave? Fine, I will leave!
First off, you'll get grounded.
Flight would've been a fucking Soul Plane!
Flo Rida is lucky.
Follow me.
For Christian, of course, we have fried chicken and Kool Aid.
For reasons just like this. Hmm.
For what?
For what?
From the Mandarin province of China.
Fuck the bullshit.
Fuck this shit! I'm out!
Fuck!
Get out!
Get outta here!
Get your knowledge, man, 'cause you got a lot of wisdom.
Girl, he's staring at you like some real
Girl, I'll see you later.
Girl, you are 20 something years old!
Girl, you got that list of questions?
Give it to me.
Give me that!
Give up hope! Think about it.
Gnaw and suck.
Gnaw and suck. It's hard.
God damn it, Hannah!
God damn it, motherfucker!
God damn it!
God damn it!
God damn it! It stings so bad!
God damn it! Motherfuck!
God, how long has this been going on?
God, my arms are really starting to hurt.
God!
God! God! God! God!
Goin' raw in you, you, you, you
Goin' raw in you, you, you“...
Good girl.
Good girl. Phew!
Good morning.
Good, 'cause you got fucked up!
Gosh, my eyes are hurting.
Gosh! Here, take 'em!
Got a long drive ahead of me.
Got him.
Got these from my grandma.
Great.
Ha!
Handcuffs. All right.
Hands up.
Hannah, are you wasted?
Hannah, Christian's Chinese sister, Mai, has come to town,
Hannah, I would really recommend
Hannah, listen, you are my best friend, okay?
Hannah, this is my dad, Gary.
Hannah, this is my little brother, Eli.
Hannah, where is your family from?
Hannah!
Hannah!
Hannah!
Hannah!
Hannah! Did you just kiss me on my lips?
Hannah! It's so good to see you.
Hannah.
Hannah....Hannah, you feeling all right? A little woozy perhaps?
Hannah“.
Hard and quick.
Hate you?
Have a nice day, Ms. Steale.
Have one of these. Here you go.
Have you ever tried to eat steak with one molar?
Have you never had sex with a virgin before?
He asked me to go to coffee with him after the shoot.
He comin' back!
He gonna be like, "Oh, girl, no, it's just skin tags."
He is deep.
He look like Marky Mark
He never forgot her.
He was all right, I guess.
He's been dead for five years!
He's well groomed, loves Lady Gaga.
Hell to the no!
Hell yeah!
Hello.
Hence all the whips, chains and freaky sex toys.
Here, Hannah, here.
Here, let me open it up so you can hear it.
Here, now, help me outta here.
Here. Just contact me.
Hey, dipshits, it's called a Tile.
Hey, hey, hey, hold up, player!
Hey, hey. Ooh. Snap.
Hey, how did you get in here?
Hey, if your roommate needs a photo to go with the story,
Hey, sir! Sir! Come back!
Hey, the mail come already?
Hey, where are my other stepdads?
Hey, you don't have to compete with it!
Hey!
Hi!
Hi! I'm Mai!
Hi.
Hi.
Hmm, Mr. Black.
Hmm?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Holy shit, you're good!
Holy shit! You live here?
Home stretch! Yes!
How about some wine?
How about this? Let's try in Spanish.
How about your mother?
How are you gonna punish me?
How come you didn't tell me about her?
How could you think this was gonna end well?
How did this slip through the cracks?
How is he gonna love you? He doesn't even love himself.
How many more fuckups are you gonna bring in here?
How many times I gotta tell you? Black lives matter.
How they gonna see you in the dark, bitch? How they gonna see you?
How to count or how to speak Spanish.
How you doin'?
How you feelin'?
However, it is a prominent trait in your genealogical pool.
I already sold that piece of shit.
I am so sorry, Hannah.
I am tired. Oh, God, that is exhausting.
I am your mother, and I love you
I assumed that he was...
I bet you could probably spit a lot of game to me, my ****a.
I can get down with that short, fat dick.
I can only deal with so much. 99's fine.
I can't believe you thought I was gonna take you on the chopper.
I can't believe you thought I'd take you on a private jet.
I can't believe you're a Republican.
I can't help it when a tall, athletic brother
I can't remember the safe word.
I can't seem to find those in my...
I can't take that shit anywhere, girl.
I didn't catch the last thing.
I didn't lick a butthole!
I didn't wanna have to do this to you,
I do that. But I don't do romance.
I don't do the romance thing.
I don't even know what the hell flogging means,
I don't even know why you're trying to better yourselves.
I don't exactly fit in.
I don't keep up on current events!
I don't know how to count, okay?
I don't know what to do!
I don't know when you gonna be this drunk again!
I don't know who that ****a is with his shirt off.
I don't know!
I don't know!
I don't know.
I don't know. I see the way the women dress around here.
I don't make love. I fuck.
I don't make the rules, I'm just telling you.
I don't understand your whole fixation on him.
I don't understand!
I don't want it all worn out like an old washing machine belt
I don't... I don't understand.
I even learned to speak Mandarin for Mai.
I feel better already.
I forgot that was today.
I fucking hit you with everything. I don't get it.
I fucks with your stepdad.
I get you?
I got 99 problems, but now a bitch is one!
I got a lot of wisdom and I been through a lot,
I got all ashy, like E.T. when he was sick in the river.
I got an idea.
I got eaten out outside of McDonald's.
I got my money
I got three fillets for fryin'.
I gotta go to the bathroom.
I gotta go to the ladies' room.
I gotta go.
I gotta stop binging on Netflix.
I guess I should've tried pulling.
I guess.
I had plenty of time to think.
I hate him. I'm gonna call him.
I hate to throw a monkey wrench
I hate you the way black people hate cops.
I have a very important question to ask you, Ms. Steale.
I have four restraining orders,
I have no idea.
I have one last surprise for you.
I have rhythm!
I have something special planned for you.
I have something very important I wanna tell you.
I have to warn you, elevators make me horny.
I haven't blinked once.
I haven't really felt anything down there
I just fucked her a few times.
I just want to say I'm sorry for the way I treated you.
I knew I should have had you sign this contract.
I knew you loved me.
I know how it goes.
I know ****as, grimy ****as who do not value themselves,
I know what you're saying,
I know, 'cause, boy,
I know, but I'm trying, okay?
I know.
I know. But I have softer whips.
I know. I'm not even taking any birth control and I'm ovulating.
I like baby talk, I like to cuddle.
I like it the black way, you know, where we curse each other out,
I like this fella!
I like this ****a right here.
I live here.
I lo...
I lo...
I loathe you.
I lost six essential teeth.
I love it! More!
I love knitting.
I love you and all, but you don't even have a ring yet.
I love you.
I mean, get in touch with you!
I mean, I like long walks on the beach.
I mean, I might've dipped, but...
I mean, if you're gonna do anal,
I mean, it seemed almost inevitable
I mean, it's not even legally enforceable. You know that, right?
I mean, not really. You look like a sad Gollum.
I mean, okay, shh...
I mean, she was so sweet.
I mean, unless you don't want me to.
I mean, who doesn't wanna be them?
I mean, you hit that statue like a hard charging rhino,
I mean, you're the first woman I've seen Christian with.
I mean... The car was a steal.
I might mistake you for a serial killer.
I need my car back.
I need you to count with me.
I ordered you some breakfast.
I realized I owed you an apology.
I really wanna show you.
I said count with me!
I said don't move!
I said I really love this job. It's amazing.
I said I'll see you later.
I said later I wanna hit the bar.
I see that bitch, she talkin' shit.
I smoked crack. Not for long,
I sure did. Mmm...
I think I have everything that I need.
I think I need to pick up a few more items.
I think I'm pretty good at this.
I think so, yeah.
I thought all you black men had rhythm and a big dick!
I thought I was supposed to be here for music lessons.
I thought you wanted me!
I told him.
I tried to hide in your nightstand,
I used to hate them, but now I love 'em.
I wanna be your muse.
I wanna go all the way.
I wanna see how bad it can get.
I want Kevin Hart not to be in every movie!
I want to be like that old man whose wife has Alzheimer's,
I want you to give yourself to me sexually.
I was 16.
I was just in the area and wanted to pick up a few items.
I was just saying. He said it to her,
I was one hand job away from losing valedictorian to that bitch,
I was sure that Christian was gay.
I Wish I'd died.
I wish you would.
I would like to pick up some cable ties and some tape.
I would've thought they'd be more droopy,
I...
I... I thought I was fucking.
I'd like to fuck you into the middle of next month.
I'd need rope, ax, lye, ammonia,
I'll be around tomorrow. And the next day.
I'll fuck you into a different galaxy.
I'll fuck you into a whole 'nother planet,
I'll fuck you through slavery times,
I'll fuck you. I ain't gonna like it, but I'll do it.
I'll make you stand in the corner for an hour.
I'll see you later, woman.
I'll send you a check for $37.
I'm a certified stalker.
I'm about to get medieval on your ass.
I'm actually around all of next week.
I'm an Xbox man myself.
I'm assuming to make sweet love.
I'm Christian's brother.
I'm Eli, like the movie about the book,
I'm gonna be honest with you, Christian. She's not attractive.
I'm gonna call you.
I'm gonna go and visit her, actually, in a few days.
I'm gonna spank you six times.
I'm gonna take you to a whole 'nother galaxy!
I'm here to see Mr. Black.
I'm inspired to write a song
I'm just a dominant.
I'm just gonna scoot these little bad boys to the side.
I'm Korean!
I'm never gonna get none.
I'm not Ms. Kavahellnah.
I'm not too sure, but I think cinco comes after tres.
I'm not your dog, you can't tell me what to do.
I'm pretty much cool with anything,
I'm putting that in there in bold.
I'm so happy to see you.
I'm so proud of you.
I'm standing my ground! I'm standing my ground!
I'm studying literature
I'm the hot secretary who's fucking the boss,
I'mma call you!
I'mma go punch a bitch in the throat.
I've been staring at you all night.
I've been waiting my whole life for this.
I've done this before.
I've drafted a standard contract that lays out the terms.
I've gotta get outta here.
I've just been waiting.
I've picked a lot of locks in my day,
I've stuck my hands in some of
If I could just find these keys.
If I didn't know better,
If it wasn't for Denzel Washington,
If it's got like little red zit like things on the head of that shit,
If you're looking for the homeless shelter, it's two doors down.
Iggy Azalea is lucky.
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In a litter full of pretty puppies.
In case you're wondering,
Interestingly enough, he donates all cash.
Into the middle of the next minute.
Into the whole works here,
Is seven.
Is that a tear? Oh! Poor little guy.
Is that something that you think you can do?
It burns! It burns! It feels like someone lit a...
It could've been Sam Jackson in Ride Along.
It don't get no better. It's going to spoil!
It helps your social standing...
It is a great conversation starter at charities,
It is awesome to meet you.
It takes the sting off.
It was like beautiful and horrible at the same time.
It was like there was an angry dragon inside my snatch,
It was one of my mother's really close friends,
It was really nice to meet you.
It's a spicy goat dish from Nigeria.
It's a very popular dish in Detroit, Michigan.
It's basically lawyer talk for "shut the fuck up."
It's cute.
It's exactly what I want.
It's fermenting down there. Just fermenting. Okay?
It's fucking... That is Django! The "D" is silent!
It's grocery time.
It's just a weird sex contract Christian wants me to sign.
It's just the lighting! It's bad lighting! It's creating shadow!
It's just too much to deal with.
It's lambskin foreskin.
It's like a Ronda Rousey fight. You blink and it's over.
It's like I'm on air right now!
It's like you're not wearing anything at all!
It's not little! You're just little people!
It's on the tip of my tongue. It starts with a
It's so nice to meet you!
It's the same premise.
It's what platonic friends do.
It's you that's changing me!
Jerk!
Jerry Maguire, also starring Cuba Gooding, Jr.
Jesus Christ! Just spit it out!
Jesus Christ.
Jesus! It hurts so bad I can't keep count! Where were we?
Johnson. Dakota Johnson.
Jonny Quest, B.B. King.
Jump on this game so I can shoot you in the face!
Just a little bit drunk.
Just because you touch a penis doesn't mean you're gay.
Just go.
Just knowing you care enough to use protection excites me.
Just put you out your misery.
Just something to think about.
Kateesha told me a lot about you.
Keanu Reeves is lucky.
Keyhole don't wanna open! You ready to get opened?
Kind of turned me on.
Last time I went to coffee,
Later I wanna hit it.
Let me fix it for you.
Let me know when those space Pampers come in, okay?
Let me put this in words you can understand.
Let you keep the baby and everythin'.
Let's be clear. I will not share you with another woman.
Let's take a picture, let me get a picture
Let's try something else.
Like a sock with a rock in the toe,
Like an elastic band at Cirque du Soleil.
Like in those National Geographic magazines.
Like pigeons on old garlic bread!
Like that little director fellow, you know,
Like Tiger Woods and Seal.
Like you were my own white child.
Like you's all bent over, and you're crying. You look a little crazy.
Like, I licked six buttholes last week! I got a Dell!
Like, it doesn't even make sense.
Like, it specifically says, and I quote,
Like, the bitch look like she got lupus.
Like, what does that even mean?
Like, what is a Craisin? It's not a cranberry, it's not a raisin.
Lindsey Hung, right?
Lindsey! You bilingual bitch!
Listen to me.
Listen, I don't fuck white girls, okay?
Listen, there's only two things I hate,
Little Eskimo kisses?
Look at these things.
Look at you. You can't wait to get outta here and smoke some weed.
Look, my crackhead mother never taught me
Lots of sex, we have more sex.
Mai's the one that I worried about the most.
Man! I can't believe this!
Me.
Mmm hmm.
Mmm mmm.
Mmm mmm...
Mmm, but you gotta admit, girl, he is bangin'! Mmm!
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm...
Mmm...
Mmm...
Mmm...
Mmm...
Mmm... God, Christian.
Mother, what're you doing? That's Hannah Steale!
Mother!
Motherfucker!
Move!
Mr. "Oh, let's go for coffee.
Mr. Black, I will end this negotiation right now!
Mrs. Black, this food looks amazing.
Ms. Kavahellnah.
My apologies.
My ass on fire! Oh, God, it hurts!
My brother, peace and blessings.
My crackhead mother never taught me.
My dad left me when I was two years old,
My friends call me Weekday.
My God, she has a nickname?
My God, we didn't...
My mom lives in Georgia.
My mother.
My name is Eli.
My number
My sister had sextuplets.
Nah, mine is way different.
Need antiseptic, yeah
Never look back.
Next page, sex toys. "Are they acceptable to the submissive?"
Next question.
Next time, I'd put one of those tracker app things on the key
****a, who you callin' white?
****a!
No friends that you call cousin 'cause your parents are close!
No more of this pussy ass punishment
No play cousins.
No, a black man cannot have a beautiful place like this.
No, Bill Cosby's a sick motherfucker.
No, but that's gonna keep me out of the Red Room for at least a week.
No, Christian. You are incapable
No, eat it.
No, it's not.
No, no, baby. Just me and him.
No, no, it's not me that's changing you.
No, no, no. Don't tell me. I want to be surprised.
No, not you. Now I'm talking to myself.
No, there is... There's no... There's no dick.
No, they're not! Okay, Hannah, you're mine, okay?
No, we didn't.
No, you listen to me.
No!
No!
No.
No.
No.
No.

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