Gotcha! Edit

A ha, gotcha Gotcha where I want ya

A courier. A courier.

A hero? A hero.

Aah!

Aah!

After I left you in Paris, Sasha and I went to Berlin.

Ah, "Pair noh."

Ah, Dad, I'm sorry. It was in my backpack when I jumped into the moat.

Ah, Jonathan. You sound so far away.

Ah, shit. Oh, just be aware

Ah, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

Ahh!

Ahh! What the hell.

Al... Don't say "Al." He says "Mom," you say "Al,"

All over the world, I have been accused...

All right. Calm down. Our address is 444 Flower Street, suite 700.

All right. Move those cars. This is the C.I.A.

Although that thought may be of great comfort...

Always point the gun away from the head and towards the lower flank.

Am I in West Berlin now? You sure are.

And a great big American chocolate shake.

And darts... come into play.

And entering the twilight zone.

And I will meet you there in 45 minutes.

And I will meet you there. Leninallee Station. When?

And I will teach you America.

And I will teach you love.

And I would never make it across the border.

And it's never too late

And it's never too late

And just think. A week in "Paree" and he'll come back sounding just like, um...

And large American french fries,

And love can come

And love can come

And love can come

And love can come from anywhere

And love can come from anywhere

And much, much safer!

And now, uh, America.

And only through my words

And that's like Roman, Ancient Greek,

And the whole thing comes out of my pocket.

And then Napoleon turned it into the biggest museum in the world.

And there she was sittin' in this room drinkin' coffee...

And tight, 18 year old bodies.

And we're going to Berlin. Berlin?

And where are you from? California.

And yesterday will fade

And you are a spy of some sort? No.

And you are so... Czechoslovakian.

And you getcha, getcha got me

And you getcha, getcha got me

And you will come to hotel?

And you're hanging out with the C.I.A. Why should I be upset?

Anybody could come here and say they're the C.I.A. I gotta come to you.

Apples, nuts, raisins... Strudel.

Are you "Shasa"?

As a future veterinarian, you should know that...

As a matter of fact, I gotta go meet my connection.

Auf Wiedersehen.

Aw, damn!

Banicek, Banicek. Yes, one double room upstairs.

Banicek?

Banicek?

Be cool, Jonathan. Don't sweat it.

Be right back.

Be smart

Be smart

Be talkin' to ya later. It's been good talkin' to ya. Keep in touch.

Be there in an hour. Jonathan, l...

Because it is.

Berlin, why? I told you this was working vacation.

Berlin? Yeah.

Bitte schon?

Bitte schon.

Brewster. Cheryl Brewster.

Bring stuff across that you don't know what it is.

Bullfights and Pamplona.

Bullshit.

But hey, man. Go for it.

But I am innocent, I tell you. Innocent.

But I got a friend who's in trouble, and I'm on his side.

But I wanted to give you something to remember over Spring Break.

But it is like, how do you say?

But then I go back to the hotel, and somebody'd stolen all my stuff,

But they got everything. All I've got is my passport, camera and plane ticket.

But you are in the D.D.R. You must have a visa for the additional day.

But you just said you weren't doing anything. Mm hmm.

But you look a little tired, dear. I am a little.

But you tell me you like danger.

But, um, I lost him. You were being followed? By who?

Bye. Okay.

Cafe Friedrichstrasse?

Can and will be used against you in a court of law.

Can I talk to you? What for?

Can you give me a ride to the airport? We're going to Hamburg.

Can you tell them that I'm home now and to give me a call?

Can you understand that? Oui.

Chemistry wasn't there.

Cheryl Brewster. The spy from Pittsburgh. That's good.

Cheryl.

Cheryl. Cheryl what?

Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on. Nice and easy.

Come on. Let's wait for your boyfriend.

Come on. Move along. No sleeping on public benches.

Come on. See beautiful girls. Stage show, live. Video. No, no thank you.

Come on. What?

Come with me.

Come with me.

Could I come over for dinner tonight? Of course.

Could we go faster?

Could you ever hear me say

Could you give 'em a message? Could you tell 'em I'm gonna be home soon?

D.D.R. "is" East Berlin. It's East Germany.

D.D.R. Money is no good here. You cannot pay, you cannot stay.

Dad, are you kidding? I can't just take this down to Fotomat. It's got spy shit on it.

Dad, I'm getting a special deal through school.

Dad, you gotta listen to me. No, you gotta listen.

Danke schon.

Danke.

Danke.

Danke. Bitte.

Danke. Bitte.

Danke. Bitte.

Danke. Wiedersehen.

Deutsches fraulein. No, American "fraulein."

Deutsches fraulein. No, American "fraulein."

Did I say I didn't want to go?

Did they get it? No, they didn't find it.

Did you call 'em?

Did you get my message? Yeah.

Did you lock the door? Yes, of course.

Do I have any messages? For Mr. Banicek?

Do I sound like a spy? I didn't know I was smuggling the film out.

Do not check out of hotel and do not try to find me.

Do not let there be a third.

Do you always travel at such unusual hours of the night?

Do you guys speak English? You bet your ass, man.

Do you have the C.I.A.'s number? It's in the book.

Do you have the film, or is it hidden?

Do you know that you are guilty of serious crime?

Do you take Travelers Cheques?

Doesn't seem very "democratisch" to me.

Don't rush. Does she have a friend?

Don't say it like it's dirty.

Don't take it literally.

Don't tell me. This has to do with that girl, right?

Don't worry about it. Tonight's no good for me either.

Drinking coffee. Yeah.

Du grand vin? Donnez moi, "s'il vous plait"...

Duty officer.

Duty officer.

E Excuse me. You are American "boys eh"?

East Berlin? For what?

English. El Mercado.

Et bon crayon estjaune.

Europe costs a fortune.

Even if it was forjust one day

Every dog eventually has his day.

Everybody has a choice.

Everybody is speaking French.

Everything was going along okay. We were having a great time.

Everything will be okay. Yeah, yeah.

Excuse me.

Excusez moi, madame. I speak English.

Excusez moi, monsieur.

F.B.I. Yeah, I wanna report a following.

Fantastic. Dad, can I borrow your camera?

For how long? For one day.

For somethin'to say

For ten deutsche marks, you can see the most beautiful girls in the world.

For the C.I.A.? I'm very impressed.

For the sun to shine my way

For this.

For this.

Forty five minutes?

Four... Wh... I'm sorry, but the the meter says 200.

From anywhere

From anywhere

From becoming involved in cases of foreign espionage.

From Prague?

Fuck you!

G G G Gotcha

G G G Gotcha

G G G Gotcha

G G G Gotcha

G G G Gotcha

Get in.

Get lost, you creep.

Go ahead. Make my day.

Go back to hotel.

Go back to the hotel?

Go in there and take off your clothes.

Go inside to customs.

Go to "S Bahn" and take the train...

God bless America.

Goddamn it, I'm telling you the truth. You don't know what truth is.

Good afternoon. Welcome to L.A. International Airport.

Good evening, Central Intelligence Agency. May I help you?

Good night.

Gotcha

Gotcha

Gotcha

Gotcha

Gotcha Gotcha where I want ya

Gotcha Gotcha where I want ya

Gotcha Gotcha where I want ya

Gotcha Gotcha where I want ya

Gotcha Gotcha where I want ya

Gotcha Gotcha where I want ya

Gotcha Gotcha where I want ya Ow!

Gotcha where I want ya

Gotcha, and you getcha, getcha got me

Gotcha, and you getcha, getcha got me

Gotcha, and you getcha, getcha got me

Gotcha, and you getcha, getcha got me

Gotcha, and you getcha, getcha got me

Gotcha, and you getcha, getcha, got me

Gotcha, and you getcha, getcha, got me

Gotcha, and you getcha, getcha, got me

Gotcha, babe

Gotcha.

Gotcha.

Gotcha.

Gotcha. Not everyone

Grateful? I don't want you to be grateful.

Great. I'll let you know when I need my apartment redecorated.

Great. Thank you.

Gut. Gut.

Halte!

Hands behind your head. What's going on?

Has been special for me too.

Have to stay with your friend.

He ambushed me outside of Haines Hall. I didn't even have my gun.

He thinks he's in love with you. Be straight with him.

He's a C.P.A. From Encino. What are you, crazy?

He's a K.G.B. Agent.

He's by the sculpture garden near the statues.

He's coming in.

He's gotta be tranquilized...

Heidi? She's Swedish. We're goin' back to the hotel.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? Hello, darling. It's Mom.

Hello? Jonathan?

Hello. Hi.

Her name is Sasha, and she's Czechoslovakian.

Here.

Here. Put this in your bag.

Hey, Johnny boy! Good to see you.

Hey, look what you did to the car!

Hey, no offense, amigo, but she likes guys who look like Bambi.

Hey, no offense, but uh... I'm a terrorist.

Hey, Sasha. If you wanna see Jonathan, go to Olvera Street, in front of the cross.

Hey, watch it, man!

Hey, you know Bo Derek?

Hey.

Hey. Happy hunting, amigo.

Hey. How you doin'?

Hi, Manolo.

Hi, Mom. How was Europe?

Hi.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. How's your sweater?

Hi. In the dark

Hold on.

Holy shit.

Holy shit.

Hotel La Splendide, yes? Uh, yes.

How 'bout a Whopper? No, make that a Double Whopper with American cheese.

How long is it gonna take? Only one day.

How we found each other

How? She gave you something in East Berlin.

How's it goin'?

How's Paris, dear?

Hurry? No, it's okay, you can take your time.

I almost got nailed this morning. By who?

I also wait. Oh, no, look.

I am Carlos, from Algeria. Have you heard of me?

I am graduate student.

I am, uh, 24. How old are you? I'm, uh, 23.

I appreciate it, but you don't have to do that.

I beg your pardon? A following.

I can take the bus there? Yes, Mr. Banicek.

I can't be seen with somebody who looks like Bambi.

I cannot walk the streets of Paris alone.

I did not mean for you to carry that film.

I did take French. I mean, I can say,

I did.

I didn't even know what was on the film until we got to East Berlin.

I didn't say anything.

I didn't say I didn't want to go.

I didn't? We're supposed to share housework, remember?

I do not know. He's a Russian, I think.

I do not like hairy chests.

I do.

I don't "sprechen sie," sorry.

I don't believe this. Is there at least somebody there I can talk to?

I don't believe you.

I don't care if it's Cleveland. You're not goin'. It's out of the question!

I don't have a book. I'm in a phone booth.

I don't know how you feel. All I know is I trusted you, and you set me up.

I don't know if it's actually love, but...

I don't know what is, "Per nodd."

I don't know what kind of game you're playing, but we're gonna start using my rules.

I don't know what you're sayin'.

I don't know, but they almost got me too. That's why I jumped into the moat.

I don't know, Manolo, I think it's hopeless.

I don't know. You are afraid to go?

I don't look like Bambi.

I don't think so. I have to see you.

I feel it driftin'away

I gave him your name. It does not matter. We have what we came for.

I give to man. He pay me.

I got the number of the Brentwood Drug Rehabilitation Center.

I got this roll of film from this girl in East Berlin.

I got... It is not necessary to show papers.

I gotta be honest with you.

I gotta come down there right away, but your operator... She won't give me your address.

I had a good teacher. Yes, I know that.

I hate to say it, but I knew something like this was gonna happen.

I have a roll of film that somebody was shot for, now what should I do?

I have business there.

I have ever seen in my entire life.

I just hate crowds.

I just wanted to call and tell you what I was doing, okay?

I know she gave you something, and it's very important that you give it to me.

I know there are millions of girls there, but, uh, Sasha's special.

I know what I am doing.

I know you're upset, but now I can explain everything.

I know.

I know. Yeah. Then we went to East Berlin.

I learned a lot from you. I should be grateful.

I like boys who are 17, 18.

I like, uh, smooth skin.

I like, um, "virgins."

I love you a lot. Okay, good bye now.

I mainline. I freebase. I put cocaine on my Corn Flakes.

I make money to pay tuition.

I make special price for you because you are American "boys eh."

I mean, I can't be seen with Carlos the Terrorist.

I mean, I just... waiting for a girlfriend.

I mean, that guard at the checkpoint. What an asshole!

I mean, that's where Hemingway wrote his best stuff.

I mean, this is the palace where the French kings lived before Versailles.

I mean, uh, you know, she's late already.

I mean, we didn't even do anything. Jonathan!

I mean, we got tickets and reservations and stuff.

I mean, you just walk up to her and say, "I would kill or die to make love to you"?

I need your help. I need you to walk with me to my hotel.

I pick things up. I bring them across.

I really thought you cared about me.

I saw it already. See it again.

I shall return.

I smuggled a roll of film out of East Berlin.

I still have it, and I want to get rid of it.

I still think you're lettin' the little head do the thinkin' for the big head.

I tell you I was a courier.

I tell you that, yes? No, no, no, no.

I think it has spy stuff on it. Uh huh.

I think she will be all right, but you could help me make sure of it.

I think we just got ripped off, amigo.

I think you're a very... uh, amazing person.

I think you're losing your perspective. Why?

I thought he was a K.G.B. From Russia.

I thought he was chasin' me. He was chasing you.

I thought we had something really good goin',

I thought you were a graduate student.

I thought you were all psyched on this Spain deal.

I told you about the girl I met in Paris, Sasha.

I understand "donnez moi," and "s'il vous plait."

I want to go. I'm going.

I want to try.

I want you to leave East Berlin immediately.

I want you to meet my friend. His name is Jonathan.

I want your body

I was just, uh, wondering if you were doing anything Saturday night.

I was sitting over there, and...

I went down to the C.I.A. Office,

I wish it did not have to end so quickly.

I would kill or die to make love to you.

I'll be with you in a moment.

I'll bet. Will you let him finish?

I'll just, uh, check to see...

I'll never forget it.

I'm 18. But you just said...

I'm a friend of Sasha's.

I'm afraid she's in trouble. What do you mean? What happened to her?

I'm at "Bonawenture"Hotel. Call me there as soon as you can.

I'm at a police station at 4:00 in the morning, and she's popping Valiums like M & M's.

I'm at the bottom of the steps near the Student Union.

I'm being followed by a Russian.

I'm getting chased by people who kill people. My parents think I'm a junkie.

I'm Jonathan Moore.

I'm just, uh, you know, waitin' for for a friend.

I'm listening.

I'm never gonna get laid!

I'm not drunk, I'm not stoned and this isn't a crank call.

I'm not going to Spain. I met this real nice girl.

I'm not having a rich father, you know.

I'm not sure, but I wish it was a hamburger.

I'm responsible. You know what your insurance rates are gonna be?

I'm sorry, sir, but the Bureau is precluded by law...

I'm sorry, sir. We cannot give out that information.

I'm sorry.

I'm supposed to go to Spain with Manolo.

I'm supposed to see somebody.

I've been close a couple times, but l I've never actually...

I've been searchin' through my life

I've been wantin' to do that for the last six months.

I've been wanting to go there since I was a kid.

I've been with, you know, 30, 40, ya kinda lose track. Kinda.

I've got all night. Can I come in?

If you ever get message from me saying...

If you give up the right to remain silent, anything you say...

In here. Where are we going?

In my country, I am considered a hero.

In order to do the examination.

Is he gonna give 'em back? Ja.

Is that not what your game is all about?

Is that the way you think I feel?

Is there anything about you that isn't phony?

Is your name Sasha? This is for you.

Isn't there a terrorist named Carlos? Shh!

It is a feeling of power.

It is so exciting to me, to touch boy...

It just seems kinda dangerous to...

It says here there are over 208,000 works of art.

It says I'm... I'm 18. Like, I can prove it.

It's 555 4731.

It's a bunch of us. We play. We hunt each other around campus.

It's a German "Rent a Wreck."

It's a roll of film. What's on it?

It's an old fortress outside of Berlin on the road to Hamburg.

It's because we're American "boys eh."

It's been very special to me.

It's cheaper, faster, and much, much safer, hmm?

It's cold and sweet.

It's good to see you too, Dad.

It's got some spy information or something. Whatever it is, it's important.

It's hot in here.

It's just a paint pellet. It's just a game.

It's like a second language to these people.

It's not a camera, it's a Nikon. And it's out of the question.

It's only fair. I came to East Berlin with you.

It's smooth, yet effervescent.

It's too late

It's too late to turn back now

It's too late to turn back now

It's too late to turn back now

It's too late to turn back now

It's too late to turn back now

It's too late to turn back now

It's too late to turn back now

It's too late to turn back now

It's too late to turn back now

It's very old. Very smooth.

Ja. Yeah. Yeah.

Jesus, Manolo, are you my roommate or my mother?

Jesus.

Jesus. You son of a bitch.

Jon athan!

Jon Jonathan. Yeah. What was the purpose of your visit to East Berlin?

Jonathan Moore?

Jonathan Moore? You know me?

Jonathan Moore. And what's your problem?

Jonathan Moore. I'm in Professor Webster's class.

Jonathan Moore. You don't need my name, do you?

Jonathan, dear, it's Mother.

Jonathan, don't!

Jonathan, I didn't want to use you.

Jonathan, I don't think you want to go there, dear.

Jonathan, these are not campus policemen here.

Jonathan, this is madam. Voulez vous couchez avec moi ce soir?

Jonathan, wait up! Hey, Manolo.

Jonathan, you do not have to explain to me.

Jonathan, you do not understand. No shit.

Jonathan, you don't even know this girl.

Jonathan, you're getting very good.

Jonathan, you're home! Can't fool you, can I, Rosario?

Jonathan, your parents no home.

Jonathan!

Jonathan! You get back here.

Jonathan?

Jonathan? Listen to me. Yeah. Where are you?

Jonathan? Yeah?

Jonathan. Oh, thanks, Rosario.

Jonathan. You are okay?

Just get yourself into a drug program, okay?

Just go to checkpoint and back across.

Keep it. It looks good on you. Okay.

L I was lookin' at the guy with the camera, and l I didn't see.

L.A. That's really far out.

Langley, Virginia. No, no. I mean, in L.A.

Let go of me! Homo!

Let me explain. Good idea.

Let me see your hands. Step outside the booth.

Let's go to war Let's go to war

Let's play spies

Like you've never gone out in your life.

Listen. Could you help me out?

Little boy. Great.

Little girl

Look at her.

Look at those Eiffel Towers. We're talkin' "eyeful"here.

Look, if she's in trouble, you'd better tell me about it.

Look, it's part of my education. You want me to get an eduction, don't you?

Look, l I'm sorry. I'll pay for the cleaning.

Love, Sasha."

Manolo, how'd you do that so quickly?

Manolo, look at this place. It's incredible!

Manolo, you are making mistake. Those men are on our side.

Marcel Marceau.

Maybe you would go with me.

Maybe. What do you mean, "maybe"?

Means, "Deutsche" Demokratische Republik. "

Meet me at the Cafe Friedrichstrasse.

Meet me at the Cafe Friedrichstrasse. What?

Message for you.

Mm, you were okay.

Mm. You are beautiful lover.

Mon crayon est large.

Mon crayon est large.

Monsieur? Uh, do you "parlez vous" English?

Moore residence.

Moore residence. Hello. Rosario, it's Jonathan.

Mrs. Moore, Jonathan is home.

Muffy? Yeah. Who are you?

My girlfriend... Her name's Sasha Banicek... She's in trouble.

My girlfriend... She planted it on me.

My real name Alexis.

N No purpose. Uh, just to see it.

Nah, I gotta go to my folks' house.

Name? "Name." l...

Name. What is the girl's name?

Neither are we, amigo.

Never to leave the light on

Never too late at all

Never too late at all

Nickname? Yes. Yeah. Nickname.

No parking.

No sauerkraut. No schnitzel.

No, be... Innocent.

No, Dad. I'm not involved with drugs. Please just listen.

No, I am like a messenger boy.

No, I can't do that. I don't know who anybody is.

No, I have it. But there's something else.

No, I only wanted to use you for a cover. Why? Because I look stupid?

No, I'm not "afraid" to go.

No, it it's not just my friend, it's Spain.

No, it's never too late

No, l I know, I'm sorry. I lied. Look, I got a passport here.

No, l I understand you.

No, no, it's never too late

No, no, no. I don't want to leave you. Jonathan, please.

No, no, no. You asked her if she would like to go to bed with you tonight.

No, not for the strudel.

No, Rosario. It's me, Jonathan. Are my parents there?

No, she didn't.

No, thank you. It's too expensive. No, no.

No, the C.I.A. Did this. The C.I.A.?

No, when you're done with your business.

No. Geez, no. You gotta have eye contact first.

No. Geez. No, God, l...

No. Is not dumb.

Not a "weer gin." Not a little boy anymore.

Not everyone plays fair

Nothin'. If you like machine guns and barbed wire.

Now I'm searchin'for words

Now we're talkin'.

Now, the name of the tranquilizer solution is...

Now, this is where the tranquilizer gun...

Now, when we have a sick cat like Tony here,

Now.

Of many terrible, terrible things.

Of passengers only.

Of the heart

Of the heart

Oh, "gut, gut."

Oh, darling. Welcome home. Hi, Mom.

Oh, don't worry. I didn't... I didn't really shoot him.

Oh, gotcha Gotcha where I want ya

Oh, great. I thought for sure you lost it. Oh, Al.

Oh, ho, oh oh oh

Oh, ho, oh oh oh "We love it!"

Oh, I like boys. You do?

Oh, I would have thought you were about... 18.

Oh, I'll be fine, Mom.

Oh, is this a joke? No.

Oh, it's been...

Oh, Jonathan! Leave it to you to find the one girl who isn't on the pill.

Oh, Jonathan.

Oh, just be aware

Oh, just be aware

Oh, just be aware Not everyone plays fair

Oh, man... Why don't you check out the Eiffel Tower or something?

Oh, no. Mm. Well, I'm sorry, but...

Oh, no. No, I'm... I'm 23.

Oh, shit, 'cause when I was waitin' at that butcher shop for ya,

Oh, shit.

Oh, this is it, huh?

Oh, uh, nothing. Just a little exercise.

Oh, yeah, hi! I was... Hi!

Oh, yeah? Where? Berkeley. In the film school.

Oh, yes. Two hundred for you, and two hundred for him. That's four hundred.

Oh, you asshole.

Oh, you were great.

Oh, you, uh, you want to be a writer or director or something?

Oh.

Oh. I believe you.

Ohh. You wanna talk about this?

Okay for you?

Okay, so you don't look like Bambi.

Okay?

Okay? Do not be too long.

Okay? Good.

Okay.

Okay. Thank you.

Olvera Street. That's three blocks.

One moment, please.

Open it up.

Or something.

Our side. Their side. I don't know about that shit,

Pamplona. "Pamplona, Pomona"...

Pardon? Mon crayon est large,

Paris is great, Ma. You don't have to yell.

Passengers from Flight 497, Hamburg, please proceed to immigration...

Passport.

Perhaps the C.I.A. Can help you.

Pernod. Merci.

Pierce my heart

Pittsburgh. Pittsburgh.

Plays fair

Please call them, darling. Remember: It's your life.

Please.

Pretty dumb, huh?

Put the gun down or I shoot the girl.

Put the phone down. Hurry!

Quoi? Voulez vous couchez avec moi ce soir?

Really? Was I, uh...

Really? Yeah.

Reilly. Reilly? Reilly's a puss.

Relax, don't do it

Relax, don't do it when you wanna come

Relax, don't do it when you wanna go to it

Relax, don't do it when you wanna suck to it

Relax. We'll handle this. You have the right to remain silent.

Remember Manolo, the guy I told you about? He's here.

Remember the Alamo?

Right now? Yeah.

Right, I just didn't want you to forget.

Right. All right.

Rosario, it's me, Jonathan.

Russian?

Safer, huh? Man, let me out of here.

Santa Monica Boulevard? We love it!

Sasha made her pickup, and she gave me the strudel.

Sasha. She has to go to Berlin on business, and she wants me to go with her.

Sasha. Um, Sasha, this is boy's name.

Say it ain't true "Say it ain't"...

Say it ain't true Say it ain't true

Say it from the heart.

See it again. Come on, gimme a break!

See, she's kinda both.

Sernylan,

Shall we go? Why not? It's cheaper and faster...

She didn't, but I didn't know that.

She likes you. What'd she do that for? I just asked her out for dinner.

She must've planted it on me, because I didn't know I had it until I got here.

She probably won't even show up. So, uh...

She thinks I'm a terrorist.

She wasn't Swedish! She was Swiss.

She would rather sit at home and do nothing than go out with me.

She's both? Yeah.

She's special. They're all special.

She's still in East Berlin. Don't worry about her. We'll take care of everything.

She's Swedish.

Shh! Say no more.

Shh! What happened?

Shit!

Shit! Gotcha, and you getcha, getcha got me

Shit. Let's go.

Should be here anytime now.

Show me your badges. We don't know nothing about no stinking badges.

Show me your passport.

Sixth Street? We love it!

So I gave it to her, and they shot her.

So I go to the checkpoint with the strudel, and I get strip searched.

So I had to stay out all night.

So let's go. Come on. Go in.

So nice to see you again.

So she called and told me to meet her at the Cafe Friedrichstrasse,

So we can get out of here? Soon. I want you to go back to the hotel,

So what did you do? Hid in a bush, and he walked right by me.

So what's all this "D.D.R." Stuff? I thought we were in East Berlin.

So why don't we go to Spain? Now?

So you've done this a lot? Many times.

So, did you do it? Mm hmm.

So, give me two hours before you head back to the hotel.

So, when are you going to do your business?

So. I will teach you Europe.

So. You will wait for a girlfriend. Yeah.

Somebody broke into my room.

Soon we will be in Spain, you will see.

Sorry. She hasn't checked in.

Strudel?

Strudel?

Strudel. Right.

Stupid, huh?

Suddenly you looked like cute little boy to me.

Sure. 'Course, dear.

Sure. You want these back?

Swedish chicks go crazy for that shit.

Ta da!

Take aim

Take aim

Take it easy. I got it.

Take off your clothes. Huh?

Take off your rucksack. Put it on here.

Than you will chasin' skirts around Pomona.

Thank you. The agency owes you one.

Thank you. This is all in French, man. I can't understand this.

Thank you. Wh What's that for?

Thank you. You're welc...

Thanks a lot, guys. You saved my life.

That guy Bronski? He's gonna sue you. No, he's gonna sue me.

That I love you.

That is Europe. Salud. Cheers.

That is where my business is.

That son of a bitch tried to wreck my car!

That's a good job.

That's a lie. I am operative. A agent.

That's because I'm in Germany. Are my parents home?

That's lie number two. Don't let there be a third.

That's not American! Czechoslovak.

That's why we keep it locked up here. She told me...

ThatJ.R. Is one bad dude.

The agency is going to help you. Just stay where you are, and we'll send someone to get you.

The Arc de Triomphe's up there. This is Paris.

The kid must have it on him.

The Mona Lisa.

The name is Moore. Jonathan Moore.

The name's Czechoslovakian, but she's American.

The next morning at the Citadel, Sasha wasn't there.

The other one's gonna beat her.!

The Pyrenees and the Picasso Museum and...

The way no woman ever touch him before.

The way you say something is just as important as "what" you say.

The white zone "is for immediate loading"...

The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading...

Then I suggest you call information.

Then it ain't dirty, it's passion.

Then this Russian guy started following her,

Then to baggage claim area, thank you.

Then we go to East Berlin.

Then we're gonna go to Spain, right?

Then we're out of here? Then we're "out of here."

Then, um, that is second lie, Jonathan.

There are millions of girls in Spain.

There has been a change of plans.

There is cafeteria inside. You wait for me?

There is something I have to tell you.

There's a flower shop across the street from the Bonaventure.

There's a phone at the bottom of the hill. Go call your friends.

There's just you and me to say

There's nothing to be sorry about.

There's only one entrance, huh? Nice gun.

They are very suspicious of people from the West.

They don't sell film in West Berlin?

They never used me for anything so important.

They shot her for a strudel?

They told me I had to use you. I didn't have a choice.

They told me somebody was following me and...

They took my Travelers Cheques.

They're on my turf now.

They're tryin' to kill me. Can you help me out?

Think I'm just gonna get goin' myself.

This crayon? That crayon, that's right.

This guy just chased me down Pico Boulevard. He's in a gray Mercedes.

This is "Chateau Margaux."

This is a root beer float.

This is great.

This is Jonathan Moore. I talked to you last night, but we got cut off.

This is kind of a long story.

This is Sasha.

This is the Champs Elysee, man. Biggest shopping street in the world.

This is what I'm talking about.

This job's over. You can go on to the next one.

This lady showed up, and she wanted the strudel.

This policeman came up and started hassling me.

This pornographic material will be confiscated. Get dressed.

This will be like game too.

Time, most curious

To Berlin? Yes, why not?

To leave the light on

To Leninallee Station.

To meet me at the Cafe Friedrichstrasse,

To my hotel? Shh! Please. Say no more.

To the women of the world, Mr. Moore,

To turn back now Gotcha

To turn back now Gotcha Shit.

Told her my name was Carlos, man, and I just got back from Algeria.

Tomorrow new beginnings

Tourist?

Uh, "donnez moi" "s'il vous plait," um,

Uh, "le service." The tip. Merci, au revoir. Service the tip?

Uh, "meine fraulin"... "fraulein." Right?

Uh, Jonathan no home. He's in, um... in Germany.

Uh, Jonathan no home. No, no. This is Jonathan.

Uh, learning about la grande passion, le grand amour.

Uh, no "sprechen sie." American.

Uh, no, I don't think so.

Uh, no, they no home.

Uh, no, your parents no home. Uh, they in Palm Springs.

Uh, no. Actually, Mr. Moore. Mr. Moore?

Uh, no. We watch "Dallas"all the time.

Uh, th that's all I got, really, so can I get dressed now?

Uh, what's the Zitadelle de Spandau?

Uh, your mother... she play bridge. Your father play golf.

Uh... Sasha Banicek.

Um, there is one more thing I have to do.

Un peu.

Under the right circumstances, that could be useful. Yeah?

Upset? You think I'm upset?

Victory Boulevard? We love it!

Wait a second.

Wait a second. What... What just happened to your accent? Huh?

Wait!

Wait!

Watch it! Get down. Hey!

We are so different, you and I.

We can even leave bags here.

We love it! We love it! We love it!

We must go to your hotel.

We wanna hear everything. Dinner's same time as usual, sweetheart.

We're go... We're gone. We're outta here.

We're going to East Berlin?

We're gonna take the, uh, bus here. No, no, no, no.

We're not playing games here, greaseball.

We're so glad you're back. Oh, so am I.

We've been through this a hundred times.!

Wejust found the open door

Well, I'm drinking coffee.

Well, I'm sorry. You see the sign?

Well, if you've got the time... Yeah.

Well, look, there are a couple of bad dudes that are chasing us right now.

Well, then... welcome to the D.D.R.

Well, wait a second. Maybe she's got a girlfriend or something.

Well, what do you "couri"? They do not tell me.

Well, what I'm really tryin' to say is...

Well, what's goin' on? Where have you been? I was being followed.

Well, would you like to go out with me? No.

Well... not a good one.

What a jerk.

What aboutJoan Collins? You ever see her?

What are you doin'? It's 12:00.

What are you doing here?

What are you, a spy or something? Yes, I am spy.

What did you say your name was, again?

What do you mean? I am leaving tomorrow.

What do you mean? Your visa expired four hours ago.

What do you want?

What do you want? L I want a visa, please.

What happened?

What have you been doing here?

What if they're waiting for me at the checkpoint?

What is "slurp"? Slurp. You suck it.

What is it? Strudel.

What is this? Strudel.

What is your name? Heidi.

What is your name? I'm Jonathan. Jonathan Moore.

What is your purpose to visit the D.D.R.?

What kind of business? Nothing very exciting.

What the hell's goin'on in here?

What What are you talking about?

What you are eating?

What you doin'? Excuse me, madam, I'd like to talk to you.

What?

What? I thought he was K.G.B. From Russia.

What? I'm sorry, I don't "sprechen sie."

What? We cannot give out our address, sir.

What's goin' on? I'm in!

What's inside the strudel?

What's she doing?

What's that game you're playin'

What's that?

What's that?

What's wrong? What are you doing?

What's wrong? What are you doing?

What's wrong? Why are you running?

What's your name, baby

What's your name?

What's your real name?

Whatever it costs, we don't care.

Whatever it is, it's it's the most incredible thing I've ever felt.

When it's not in session, you get a job!

When school's in session, you get an education.

When two tribes go to war a point is all that you can score

When two tribes go to war a point is all that you can score

When we go to Paris,

When you wanna come

When's that gonna be, anyway? Tomorrow.

Where are you from? Originally, I am from Czechoslovakia. Then Berlin.

Where do I get this visa? Window two.

Where is she? She's supposed to be here.

Where? Where are you going? Berlin.

Where'd you learn how to drive? East L.A.?

Where's the film?

Which I understand is very popular at your parties.

Which really meant that I was supposed to get out of East Berlin.

Who has business in East Berlin?

Who the fuck are you?

Who was that? I don't know.

Who's "they"? They do not tell me.

Whose side are you on?

Why did the lady want the strudel?

Why does it have to be either/or with you two?

Why don't you go check out the Eiffel Tower? I already saw it.

Why don't you tell me what's goin' on?

Why should I trust you? Because I'm the only one who can help Sasha.

Will you help me? I don't know...

Will you look at me, please?

With a big bed, yes? With a big bed.

With games

With games

With the same guys that trashed this place.

Wonderful. I just wanted to tell you that there's been a change in plans.

Working on the black gas

Would you get away from me, okay?

Would you like me to teach you?

Wouldn't it be good to live in your shoes

Wrong or right on, baby

Y... Worried about me? Wh Why would you be worried about me?

Yeah

Yeah Gotcha

Yeah, exceptJames Bond had Pussy Galore. I can't even get a date.

Yeah, I need to come down there right away. What's your address?

Yeah, I was, "but, uh"...

Yeah, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. I had to. L...

Yeah, it does. You knocked her up, didn't you?

Yeah, it's a nice knockwurst.

Yeah, maybe I am. I know you're a good kid.

Yeah, my name is Jonathan Moore.

Yeah, that's the one.

Yeah, these Russians, they were chasin' me and they were shootin' at me.

Yeah, yeah, I'm a student. Excuse me.

Yeah?

Yeah? So do I.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. I think Sasha's one of'em.

Yeah. Jonathan Moore.

Yeah. No, I really am.

Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. Okay. Good talkin' to ya, Rosario. Take care. Adios.

Yeah. Please.

Yeah. We gotta find those circumstances, Manolo.

Yeah. Yeah. "Ja."

Yeah. You want a taxi to Paris?

Yes, Banicek. Mr. And Mrs. Banicek?

Yes, I am, but with this job,

Yes, I noticed. You noticed.

Yes? What?

Yes. I really need your help.

You "slurp"? Slurp.

You American? Yeah.

You are a "weer gin," yes?

You are a... student?

You are hungry? Yeah, I'm kind of hungry.

You are not yet being with woman?

You are so... American.

You are without a doubt the biggest asshole...

You can meet me there in one hour.

You can't want a tip for that ride!

You didn't tell me that. Oh, yes.

You didn't wash the dishes this morning, again.

You do not talk back to them.

You do not want to go, you do not want to go.

You don't have to lie to me, Jonathan.

You don't know?

You don't want me. I'm not your type.

You drag me to East Berlin. A lady gets shot in my arms.

You goin' back to the apartment?

You got a girl? Girl? I got a woman.

You gotta control the situation. You can't say,

You gotta let those Frenchwomen know that you've got your act together.

You have great interest in butcher shop?

You have no visa for the D.D.R.

You have paid for only one day. But I'm leaving the D.D.R. Now.

You have to take off for a little while.

You jumped into a moat? You jumped into a moat with my Nikon?

You just look 'em in the eye and you say,

You kidding? He "loves" the idea.

You know butcher shop near hotel? Uh, yeah.

You know he's only kidding. Oh, God, this is great.

You know how much money this is gonna cost me?

You know how women are.

You know what you put your mother and me through?

You look great. How was the trip? Where's my camera?

You look so innocent.

You look, she looks, then you say it.

You love this car? I love this car. Oh, what is it?

You make a joke.

You mean you'd rather do nothing than go out with me?

You must be Manolo.

You must be Sasha. You must be going.

You okay? Yes, I'm okay.

You oughta come to Spain with me. I would love to go.

You ran around like a hotshot

You ran him off the road. He wanted to kick your ass. "I" want to kick your ass.

You run around here playing Cowboys and Indians.

You should see this place. They went through everything.

You slurp it quickly. That is America.

You smashed into me like a complete creep. You destroy my $60 sweater.

You sound so close.

You stained me, ya jerk! What?

You still a homeboy?

You still a white boy? Yeah. You're in a gang, you're in a gang for life.

You think the homeboys could do me a little favor?

You want me to carry it? Please.

You want me to go with you?

You want to go to Europe, you want him to go to work.

You will see.

You.

You're a regular James Bond, man.

You're bringing the film with you, right? Yeah, I'm on my way.

You're gonna do fine in Spain without me. You don't want Bambi hangin' around.

You're gonna learn a hell of a lot more workin' in the real world...

You're in. Her name is Heidi.

You're kidding me. No, what's wrong with Berlin?

You're not gonna believe this. It's happening to me, and I don't believe it.

You're right. I'm on drugs. I'm a junkie.

You're welcome, Jonathan.

Your change... from your visa.

Your dad still givin' you a hard time about goin' to Europe?

Your eyes

Your passport, please.

Your pencil is big and yellow?

12:00. 12:00?

" Oh, man"... " Bastard.!" Get out of my way.!

"" How much do we owe you? Uh, 400 francs.

"All right." We'll see you.

"Are you out of your mind?" Oh, no, really, it's just...

"Avec de I'eau?" Victor who?

"Gotcha where I want ya" It's too late Gotcha.

"Oh, gotcha" Aah!

"Pair noh." "Monsieur" wishes un Pernod.

"Per nodd." "Avec de I'eau.!"

"Put it down.!" ""

"Venus de Milo's here." Yeah, you mean the chick with no arms?

And you've got the balls to ask me to go out with you? Yeah.

Are you learning French? Yeah, yeah. Learning a lot.

Did you say a curse on me, maybe? No, no. L I didn't.

Especially couriers? Especially couriers.

Fine. Fine? It's not fine. Why is it fine?

Finish. She told me she was a courier and had to pick something up.

Gotcha. Yeah, man.

Hey, where's Heidi? It's over.

Hi, Rosario. It's Jonathan. Uh, Jonathan no home.

Hi, Sasha. "Jonathan, you are okay?" I was so worried about you.

How would you feel about goin' on to Spain without me? What do you mean?

I am not. Sweetheart, it's all right. We have counseling programs.

I did? "I thought you took French."

I don't know. Why don't you get it developed?

I don't wanna go to the D.D.R. We're going to Hamburg, so we have to go through the D.D.R.

I just jumped into the moat at the Citadel. Oh, yeah?

I just want to spend more time with her. I don't know, man.

I speak English. May I sit with you?

I think I'm in love with her. You're in love with her.

I'm this close to gettin' away. Right.

In Germany? No. My apartment.

Is there an airport there? Why are you so wet?

It's out of the question. Why?

Jesus. "You boys are in a hurry?"

Johnson? Nothin'.

L... Jesus Christ! What did you say?

Mom? Al.

Mom... Don't say "Mom."

No, I'm not flunking out. What is it? Drugs? You're involved with drugs?

No, no, no. You guys are totally wrong. You didn't knock her up?

No. You're flunking out of school?

Nothin'. Nothin'?

Nothin'. Tourists. Tourists?

Oh, my God. No. Everything was okay there too.

Okay. Break it. Yippee!

Papers? What for? D.D.R. Checkpoint in about ten kilometers.

Russians? Far out.

Shit! Gotcha.

Shut up. That's him. I'll kill him!

So we went to East Berlin. "East" Berlin?

Sorry about the window, man. Send the bill to the Betas. "Can we have the football?"

Strip searched? It's okay. I made it through.

Thanks. Gotcha.

That's not a lie. I know.

That's not pornography. Of course it is.

These Russians have been following me from East Berlin... The Russians did this?

They shot her? Who shot her?

Uh, no. Sorry. Hey, Jonathan. Got your papers ready?

We believe you. You do?

We didn't buy it. We picked it up. What's on it?

What are you doing? Tranquilizer gun.

What you got? Nothin'.

What's the matter? You're not gonna shoot me, are you?

What's your name? Uh, Jonathan.

Who's this asshole? Get in.

Why are you in such a hurry to leave the D.D.R.? What do you mean?

Why can't you do both? Fine.

With water? Please!

Yeah, I see it, but I don't understand it. The hotel is not responsible.

Yes? Can I buy you a drink?

You cannot pay for the room? I've got ten East German marks.

You guys don't believe me. This is not a game, son. This is your life.

You know, you are very beautiful. I know.

You make smile. Ha!

You're kidding. I'm not kidding.

You've got no juice here, man. Yeah, well, this is government juice, pachuco.

...insert a dart...

'Cause I didn't really know what... I mean, what I was doing.

"Get lost, you creep"?

"Gotcha"? Yeah, but that's just a game.

"I mean this"... "This last week"...

"Meet me at the Zitadelle Spandau on the tower at 10:00 tomorrow morning.

"Message toJonathan Moore.

"Nig name"? Nickname.

"Ordinarily, we don't"... "we don't" get this type of specimen in an undergraduate class,

"P Per nodd." Here. See.

"Pair noh."Geez.

"Per nodd."

"Spy information"? Sasha picked up the film.

"Spy shit"? Okay, he's on drugs.

"This is my pencil, my pencil is big," that kind of stuff.

"Uh, will you go out with me? Huh? Please?"

"Weer gin"? L... A "weer gin."

"What time should I pick ya up?"

"Will you go out with me?"

"Yes." Monsieur "does wish"...

"You are leaving the American sector. "

"You" had to let him go to Europe!