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Fever Pitch (2005)

Fever Pitch (2005)

Fever Pitch is a 2005 romantic comedy film directed by the Farrelly brothers, Bobby and Peter. Starring Drew Barrymore and Jimmy Fallon, the movie tells the story of a die-hard Boston Red Sox fan whose obsession with the team threatens to ruin his relationship.

As the opening credits roll, the audience is introduced to the protagonist, Ben, played by Jimmy Fallon. Ben is an incredibly passionate Red Sox fan who eats, sleeps, and breathes baseball. He has his Red Sox-themed apartment, an impressive collection of memorabilia, and even has a shrine dedicated to his favorite team. His life revolves around the Red Sox so much that it becomes a potential hurdle in his love life.

Enter Lindsey, portrayed by Drew Barrymore. She is an intelligent and career-driven woman who is instantly charmed by Ben's quirky personality. They start dating, and everything seems to be going well until Lindsey realizes the extent of Ben's Red Sox obsession. As the baseball season progresses and the Red Sox make a historic playoff run, Ben finds himself constantly torn between his love for Lindsey and his unwavering dedication to the team.

Throughout the movie, the audience witnesses the rollercoaster of emotions that Ben experiences while trying to balance his two loves: the Red Sox and Lindsey. The Farrelly brothers beautifully capture the passion and heartbreak involved in being a sports enthusiast. The film showcases the frenzy of the game, the camaraderie among fans, the ups and downs of the season, and the way a team's success or failure can impact a fan's personal life.

Fever Pitch also features appearances by real-life Red Sox players, such as Johnny Damon, Trot Nixon, and Bronson Arroyo, adding an authentic touch to the film. By involving these players, the filmmakers effectively bring the excitement of the game closer to the audience.

The chemistry between Drew Barrymore and Jimmy Fallon is undeniably charming, as they convincingly portray a couple caught up in the chaos of their conflicting passions. Barrymore’s sweet and relatable performance perfectly complements Fallon's trademark comedic style. Together, they create a believable and engaging on-screen relationship.

Additionally, the film's soundtrack enhances the overall experience, further immersing the audience in the world of baseball and love. The soundtrack features songs from various artists, including Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers, U2, and The Clash, making it a must-listen for any music lover.

If you are looking to relive the excitement and emotions of Fever Pitch, you can play and download these sounds here. By experiencing the film's soundtrack once again, you can rediscover the joy of watching Ben struggle to reconcile his love for baseball and his love for Lindsey.

In conclusion, Fever Pitch is a heartwarming romantic comedy that effectively captures the devotion and complexities of being a dedicated fan. From its talented cast and realistic portrayal of the Red Sox fandom to its unforgettable soundtrack, the film immerses viewers in the chaotic world of sports and love. So, whether you are a baseball fan or simply enjoy a feel-good movie, Fever Pitch is definitely worth a watch - or a listen.

A clean slate.
A little train engineer hat.
A new season.
A race to the bag. Rivera is there.
A tip might be where it says "Time Called: 2:30."
A tip, Ben. When your girlfriend says, "Let's go to Paris for the weekend," you go.
Actually, I bought every book they had on the Red Sox...
Actually, I'm sorry. I ate everything cool. I just left you a pile of sauce.
After 11 years of never missing an inning, to suddenly not go to a Yankees game.
Al I right, Little League, you wanna go? You want some of this?
Al I right. You've been waiting al I year for this.
Al should know. He was there actually. He's 136 years old.
Al Waterman. Have a sponge, young man.
All I ask for is the first Yankee game.
All I'll think about every time I'm here is
All right, all right. I'll go. I'll go.
All right, are you ready?
All right, here we go.
All right, Lindsey, so what's the matter with this one?
All right, Mr. Wrightman. I gotta bat.
All right, okay, okay. I see what this is all about.
All right, people, let's shut your piehole and speed it back up. Come on!
All right, study, you maniacs.
All right, the client I'm working for right now...
All right, we're almost there.
All right, you guys. We're almost out of time. Pack up.
All right. Go, Sox!
All right. I can pack my bags. We can put some stuff together. We can make this.
All right. I thought of a million different reasons why I shouldn't be a father.
All right. Let her go, buddy.
All right. Look, look. Uh
All right. Okay. Here. Pick your head up.
All right. Well, I'll see you tonight then.
All right. You and Lindsey are both very competitive, especially with each other.
All those things that you feel for that team...
All you have to do, Mr. Wrightman, is call in sick tomorrow...
Am I wrong? Am I wrong?
Amanda likes that song, Mr. Wrightman.
And a little size one Red Sox jersey...
And a little something I like to watch too when I feel sick.
And back there and back there.
And besides, you'll have such a better time if you go with Troy or Gerard...
And Carl taught him what he knew.
And every year I pick a few promising math students...
And has made practical use of that education.
And he can't cover his own ears 'cause he's got lobster fingers, so I do it.
And I always have to leave at 6:00 to be here on time.
And I didn't have any friends or anything...
And I think I might be having his child...
And I think that we should give this another chance.
And I won't feel guilty for having to do my job.
And I'll be here waiting.
And I'm really relaxed, you know? Totally.
And I've never really been very good at servicing myself, my job and a relationship.
And if I still wanted to marry Scott Baio, I would think that my life went terribly wrong.
And if it gets rained out, guess what. They make it up to you.
And if it is, "What's this going to be like?"
And if Lindsey gets that too, then she's definitely the winner...
And if you do, here's Mr. Hamper. Okay? All right.
And instead of becoming more open and available, I'm becoming less open.
And it's a passion.
And it's been a problem with me and women.
And it's like it's like an adorable stroke victim.
And it's very important to him every
And my sister's anniversary all in the same week.
And now she expects me to miss a Yankees game?
And rearranging them in your head to make more interesting patterns?
And seen the Red Sox dish towels and glasses and the Yankee toilet paper.
And she calls her brother Carl to take him somewhere...
And she even lets me dance around in her panties once in a while. "
And since 1918, the Red Sox have not won a World Series.
And sometimes...
And that night there was a blue moon and a total eclipse.
And that, milady, is the Curse of the Bambino.
And that's okay. I'm fine with that. But how far does it go?
And that's where the story begins.
And the dating market is, shall we say, bearish.
And the Mets win it!
And the thing is the Sox don't just lose, they raise it to an art form.
And the Yankees are playing, so I know I'm going stag.
And the Yankees are three defensive outs away from the World Series.
And the Yankees take game one.
And then he got cancer and he died.
And then some of us came back here after.
And then that's all time lost.
And then we don't get home till 11:00, then you and I go at it all night...
And then when this trip came up, I thought...
And there three members of the Red Sox are eating.
And they went, and lo and behold
And they'd raise their flags and they'd impose their culture and they'd colonize.
And this one is gone.
And those are the facts.
And what exactly am I looking for?
And what they do You know what?
And when you were both starting out, you were the more successful one.
And when you're done with your date, we'll get married.
And word is these tickets stubs are already getting $200 on the street.
And you Did you ever tell me what your dad does?
And your mom's on line one.
And, "Doctor, induce labor because the Oakland A's are coming in tomorrow. "
Another idiot.
Anywhere, just to get the kid out of the house.
April 1912.
Are any of you in the habit of looking at numbers
Are you allowed to do that?
Are you feeling Is this crazy? I mean, what are the odds?
Are you guys that rich?
Are you kidding? He ran out and bought him her
Are you okay?
Are you smoking? What are you doing? I'm a teacher.
Aren't those just practice games?
Armbrister runs into Carlton Fisk, costs us the Series.
Ask for Kevin, and get your first drink free.
At 1:05 or at 7:05, there is a game.
Audrey and Tammy, are you guys talking to each other on the phone?
Audrey, I'm very sorry, but you can have our home game. Don, what does she win?
Aw, come on, Ben. The kids listen to you.
Awesome! Whoo hoo!
Back to Foulke. Red Sox fans have longed to hear it.
Back! Hey, one of the 10 problems on your handout will be on the test.
Because 23 years ago I was seven...
Because frankly the men I meet are highly
Because I am bulletproof.
Because I had nothing else.
Because I once went on a date with this guy who got so angry I was on the phone...
Because I trained Carrie. I like her.
Because I'm tired of being the most ignorant person here.
Because if you didn't, I was gonna have to find three new friends.
Because it would be ours.
Because maybe that's something I've been lacking in my life.
Because that did seem special.
Behind the bag! It gets through Buckner!
Behind the bag! It gets through Buckner!
Behind the bag! It gets through Buckner!
Ben my Ben is selling his Red Sox seats?
Ben is selling Chris his Red Sox tickets.
Ben, all I got so far is the 21st and 22nd, man.
Ben, come on.
Ben, how do you know she'll even take you back?
Ben, I just got so hurt.
Ben, I'm concussed.
Ben, look at you.
Ben, this isn't helping you.
Ben, what are you doing? It's two hand touch. You were down back there.
Ben!
Ben. Ben!
Benny boy, I still can't believe you're not at the Yankee game.
Benny? Lindsey.
Bernie Williams is there, and the Yankees have won it.
Boston Red Sox have won the pennant!
Buckner.
Bucky friggin' Dent.
Business, music, art I mean, you can get lucky.
But between you and me, I was ready to wash his balls.
But don't worry. You're still going to opening day.
But fortunately she was released and she's gonna be all right.
But have they ever loved you back?
But he did know the greatest place to bring any kid
But I got a story you don't know.
But I have a 4:00 flight that I have to catch.
But if they ever do, uh
But now Lindsey's career has skyrocketed, so she's more successful.
But she's great. She's great.
But then I thought of a reason why I should.
But there's a reason why she's 30 and not married.
But we finally did it.
But you've had the personal success, the marriage.
But, no, you don't see us tangled up in the sheets with the Eiffel Tower in the window.
Bye bye, Bambino.
Bye.
Call your mother.
Can I get anyone something to drink?
Can you hear this? It's bedlam here, man!
Can you turn it up, please?
Careful, kid. They'll break your heart.
Carl wasn't the kind of uncle who was gonna take you to the circus...
Carl, look at him. He's seven, you dope. Come here.
Catches one in the eye at 22, he's finished at 26.
Check in later. Okay, bye bye.
Check's all made out.
Chris!
Clarence, look how everyone showed up. It's amaz
Clearly, it's not just a game!
Come and get 'em at Cerrone Cadillac.
Come and get 'em at Cerrone Cadillac.
Come here.
Come here.
Come on, guys.
Come on, people. Talking isn't burning calories.
Come on, pull!
Come on! Come on! Use your brain!
Come on! Let's get some runs! Let's get some runs!
Come on.
Come on. You have to go. Please?
Come to Washington Square Tavern on Beacon Street...
Curse of the Bam bi no.
Damn it!
Damon's grand salami in game seven.
Decides to sell Babe Ruth to the Yankees to finance a Broadway musical.
Definitely the best girl I've ever gone out with.
Designated hitter. Number 18.
Did you clean up my bathroom, or did I dream that?
Did you know the Titanic sank the same week Fenway Park opened?
Did you tell Schuyler? Okay, al I right, listen.
Did, uh Did you want a baby?
Do you believe in this? "The Curse of the Bambino"?
Do you have a job? Do you work for a living?
Do you have any, like, pajamas or a nightgown?
Do you remember last winter?
Do you still care about anything you cared about 23 years ago?
Do you want to
Does anyone else in your life do that?
Doesn't it require some pliability?
Don, I hate to interrupt, but something is happening in center field.
Don't lie to me. Right. Do you have anymore of these?
Down here in Fort Myers, Florida, the story is always the same.
Down, set, hike.
Dwight Evans parked a couple homers, the Sox won...
Eighty six years of banging our heads against the big green wall...
Enjoy the game.
Ernie, don't eat that!
Ernie, go away.
Ernie! Ernie, be nice.
Eventually.
Ever. This is like a nightmare.
Every April, they're here.
Everybody knows when you say you need tickets, means you have tickets.
Everyone says, "You going out with Pukey tonight?" I'm like, "Yeah. Why?"
Eww!
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Is there a ticket window somewhere?
Excuse me. Ooh. Sorry.
Excuse me. Sorry.
Extra innings again the next night.
Ezra, I need those customer satisfaction data reports.
Fine. Hey, hold out for the Royals, huh?
Floyd the Barber, we're not in Mayberry, okay? Thank you.
For the second night in a row, the Yankees have beaten the Red Sox.
From his entire life.
Gave them a model predicting the impact of every possibility.
Gerard, I guess you don't want them, huh?
Get back in class. Come on.
Get him up on the shoulder there, Gerard.
Get in here.
Get your arms through.
Give her a little credit. She's pretty impressive.
Go ahead.
Go back in and talk to him. He misses you.
Go on!
Go, go.
Good.
Grady Little sticking with Pedro in the eighth inning.
Groundball to the right side.
Hang on. Hang on. Okay. "I'm the luckiest man on the face of the Earth.
Hardly any "chunk age. "
Has certainly taken a turn for the worse.
Has tried to get a free golf cart out of me.
He didn't cover first.
He got us a 10:00 a. m. tee time at the country club.
He had a professional come in and do his closet. It's like suit, suit, suit
He is scaring the dog. How can you stand it?
He is. I love him. He's a doll.
He left me his season tickets.
He looks great for his age. 1919, their miserable, greedy pig of a boss...
He looks like a skunk.
He took us out to breakfast. Right now he's washing your father's balls.
He was. It's just, you know
He's 60. It's a big psychological milestone.
He's buying Ben's baseball tickets.
He's gonna come back and haunt you for this.
He's holding champagne. Everybody's got a glass. I told him you're in the ladies' room.
He's not smart? He's not attractive?
He's selling his Red Sox tickets for me.
He's struggling with it. He thinks he looks good.
Hello? Uh, no, she isn't. May I take a message?
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello. Troy.
Her, uh
Here comes Knight, and the Mets win it!
Here, I got it.
Here. Drink this when you feel like you can, okay?
Here. It's for the urine sample.
Here's a 2 0. Mueller flies to center.
Here's the pitch.
Hey, anything I've said about you would be an understatement, really.
Hey, back off!. Back, back, back, you animals!
Hey, Ben, are you going to watch the Celtics later?
Hey, come on! God.
Hey, hey, hey. It's not time to jump off the Tobin Bridge yet, okay?
Hey, I asked you to behave.
Hey, Rita, when did I get this message from Lindsey Meeks?
Hey, speaking of baseball, Ben, wanna help me coach the J. V. team this year?
Hey, Ump, get off your knees. You're blowin' the game!
Hey, what are you doing here?
Hey, what are you doing on Saturday?
Hey, what are you doing?
Hey, Zimmer, you idiot, what are you batting this bum leadoff for?
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Go, run a post. Go!
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Down in front. Come on, sweetie.
Hey. I didn't tell you not to go.
Hey. It's only a game.
Hey. Just slow down a second, okay?
Hey. Linds. Uh
Hey. Linds. Uh
Hey. We're friends. Okay? They'll still be in his name.
Hey. What are you saying? I mean
Hi, I'm Lindsey Meeks.
Hi, Linds.
Hi, Mom. Hi. Listen, where are you? Can I call you back?
Hi.
Hi.
Hi. Al Waterman. Here, have a sponge.
Hi. I didn't wanna interrupt.
Hi. Would you like an omelet?
His parents had just got divorced, and his mom dragged him up here to Boston...
Hmm?
Hmm? For when we go to the games together.
Hold it. Hold it.
Hold your horses, buddy.
Honey, you're on television.
How How late?
How about 10? How about five?
How could you let him?
How has he not been tranquilized and tagged?
How you feeling?
How?
Huh? Where's your stash?
I ate at this new place.
I I just thought tonight was so different.
I I never miss a game.
I It's me. It's Ben. Your date?
I already know I like Winter Guy.
I am going to have to push myself really hard this summer.
I came here for a reason. All right. Look. I love you, Lindsey.
I can always call up a rich old lady and give her some sweet lovin', you know?
I can put up with this.
I can take this.
I can tell you were sleeping, so I'll call you later.
I could tell them I'm leaving right now.
I date poodles basically.
I didn't realize how big this Red Sox thing is with you.
I didn't want to go alone, so, you know Carrie and Ezra are here as well.
I do?
I don't know what's with him lately.
I don't know. Well, yeah, yeah.
I don't know. You want the tickets or not?
I don't really know much about it.
I don't think so.
I don't think that I should go to the games anymore.
I don't wanna embarrass you. I'll just take this. Everyone just go.
I don't want this.
I don't want to talk now. I'm at the ball game.
I even started to lose it, you know.
I feel them too for you.
I figured it wouldn't matter, but every year during Easter vacation...
I got a program. I could show you.
I got another anesthesiologist to cover for me.
I got it.
I got some movies just in case you woke up. Not in case you woke up.
I got the shoulder right now.
I gotta be honest. This is getting me hot.
I gotta call her. Let her know they're here.
I gotta get my life in order. Some perspective.
I have a meeting at 5:30 and had to leave work at noon to meet you here...
I have season tickets to Fenway Park. I haven't missed a game in 11 years.
I have seen at least a dozen women celebrating topless in the streets.
I have seen police officers toasting beer with underage children.
I have to focus on my work right now. I have to.
I have to keep the peas on my forehead.
I just I got lost in the game.
I just found out this morning, so it's been a rough 24 hours.
I just wanted you to know that you really got through to the kids today.
I kind of envy these guys.
I knew you were going to wake up. In case you woke up in the middle of the night.
I know what I'm doing when I'm here.
I know why she wouldn't go out with me. She thinks I'm not in her class.
I know why you forgot. That's all right. I bet when you talk to your friends...
I like this work.
I lost 200 pounds. I had my stomach stapled shut.
I love the Red Sox. They're gonna win. All the way this year, baby!
I love you enough not to let you.
I love you, birthday girl.
I love you.
I mean I mean, you were
I mean, I have a friend who is interested.
I mean, I wanted to wait for the right moment.
I mean, I'm tough. I've been through a lot in this park, man.
I mean, it felt like like we were
I mean, it's a very, very big part of my life.
I mean, like, I went, and I got a whole bunch of Red Sox toys...
I mean, the ballpark and the people.
I mean, this is as more as there is. There is no more.
I mean, this thing is over. They keep swinging the bats...
I mean, you gotta see the big deal she's making about her friend's birthday party.
I mean, you have wants and needs.
I mean, you just kind of... slinked out of your chair.
I mean, you really, really went above and beyond.
I n fact, it's the only place...
I set aside some great games for you too.
I still don't think they're worth two Sunday tickets.
I still have it for... whenever.
I taught the boy what I knew about the game...
I teach honors geometry, ninth grade.
I tell you what. If you are not down here right now, you're missing one heck of a party.
I think
I think it's going good the way it is, you know?
I think this might be the greatest night of my life.
I thought you were becoming a teacher.
I told Lindsey. I said, "Her boobs look engorged. " Was Steve excited?
I told your bosses, but I wanted to tell you.
I want my sponges back.
I wanted to ask you if I could ask you out sometime.
I was there. I was 10 feet away from him.
I was, um, just trying to get comfortable.
I won't be bringing the kids.
I would debate you, Ed, but that would only lead to me being dragged away in handcuffs.
I would never do that.
I'd be at the game.
I'd say Red Sox, sex and breathing.
I'll be like, "Paris, whoo! I'm in. "
I'll be waiting.
I'll buy your seats.
I'll hold him if you want.
I'll invite you to some of the games.
I'll see you tomorrow.
I'll skip down because the first six are all body parts.
I'll tell you why.
I'm being arrested.
I'm gonna ask myself, "Is this the guy?"
I'm gonna help you change, all right? I won't look. I promise.
I'm late.
I'm not gonna have to change hi m or anything, am I?
I'm Patrick. Who are you?
I'm really, really sorry.
I'm sick. Come back. I'll call you tomorrow. Go away.
I'm sorry, Uncle Carl.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I know this seems crazy, but I gotta go.
I'm sorry. Let me explain.
I'm telling you, there is a reason this Ben guy is still single.
I'm the luckiest man on the face of the Earth.
I'm, like, hey, what if I had to work that night? What if I had a second job?
Ian. Sarah.
If I ever build a time machine, that's the first place I'm going back to.
If it was, then obviously I wouldn't care about it this much.
If Lindsey ever breaks up with you, I'll kill her.
If you give me a kiss and wish me luck.
In a hundred years, no team in the play offs has ever come back from that.
In fact, my friends, they call me "the seagull. "
In the top drawer.
Into the ninth.
Is it so horrible that I want my parents to like you?
Is this amazing? Is this crazy? Would you look at these seats?
Is this really cool company called Marquis Jet...
Is what I gave up for them.
Isn't it affecting your work?
Isn't that a part of it, accommodating each other?
It is absolute bedlam down here.
It sounded like you were involved with some major corporate hoo ha.
It was actually very ladylike.
It was awesome. Struck out the side.
It was pretty limber.
It was the best game ever. I I can't
It was unbelievable, man! It's the greatest night in the history of Fenway Park!
It wasn't just Buckner. Stanley screwed him.
It's It's not just for her, okay? It's also for me, okay?
It's It's safe.
It's a little like math. It's orderly.
It's a real ticket.
It's a work thing.
It's about this schoolteacher friend of mine named Ben.
It's almost impossible. I had to call the manufacturer of my golf carts...
It's authentic.
It's Ben. Okay, go back to sleep.
It's good for your soul to invest in something that you can't control.
It's just that, um, well, he has this tradition, you know.
It's like Not Not baseball.
It's like a guy offered me $100,000 for these once.
It's like Robin's birthday party.
It's like, Sarah, when you cut your hair off because that guy liked short hair.
It's not a curse.
It's not like he's playing a flute with a hatful of dollar bills in front of him.
It's official. I'm an idiot.
It's over. It's finished. Bye. Wave to it. Bye, Charlie. Bye, Charlie.
It's safe.
It's she doesn't respect how I'm spending my time.
It's so cute, I wanna kill myself. It's fantastic. Uh
It's Summer Guy that broke my heart.
It's their job. It's not an obsession.
It's unbelievable, right? You can't even believe how
It's what the players wear.
It's, like, not as confusing or as ambiguous as, uh
Jack is leaving the company next summer.
John Olerud.
Johnny Damon! You got the sweetest ass in the league!
Just go and enjoy your ball game.
Just take a mulligan. Lighten up.
Just to avoid the confusion we had last year, let me say this year...
Just too much has happened.
Known as Red Sox Nation.
L owe and Pedro find their form.
La la la la. La la la la.
Ladies and gentlemen, throwing out the first ball today...
Let me ask you this.
Let me do it. Let me do it.
Let me get this straight.
Let me just leave you with this thought.
Let's all pray for a boy.
Let's get this on.
Let's go, Murph. You're up.
Let's go, Red Sox!
Let's go, Red Sox!
Let's go, Red Sox!
Let's go, Red Sox!
Let's go, Red Sox!
Let's go, Red Sox!
Let's go. Come on.
Let's go. Start pedaling. Come on.
Let's hear it for Jordan Leandre.
Let's try to jerk one out of the park.
Like your father has a heart attack or something?
Like, for a player to be named later.
Lindsey, do you remember that guy Maureen Durst went out with?
Lindsey, will you go to opening day with me?
Listen. Do we have to settle this right now? I'm with a... person.
Listen. I just need Chris's cell phone number.
Listen. Um, you know, I saw you on ESPN.
Listen. You go to the games, and I'll stay at the office.
Little roller up along first.
Look. All I know is, when the Red Sox went to St. Louis for the Series...
Look. I I admit I should have reacted differently.
Look. If I keep these seats...
Losing the last three games, and today trailing to the Texas Rangers.
Losing tonight 19 8, now falling in the series three games to none.
Low blood sugar. I didn't eat yet.
Ma'am, you're gonna have to come with me.
Manny! Manny! Manny!
Mary, look. Merry Christmas.
Maybe I should become a teacher or a college professor, you know.
Maybe you should date a different kind of guy.
Me and the girls and Artie told them...
Me? No. Uh, the vomit elves came in. And, uh, really adorable.
Mm hmm.
Mm, you tell me.
Molly? Okay, there's another phone call coming in, okay?
Moments ago I witnessed a nun dancing on top of a moving vehicle.
Mommy.
Mr. Myerson did call me into his office right after we spoke. I was trying to play it cool.
Mr. Myerson wants to see you.
Mueller drives 'em in.
My company can run a credit check on him.
My God!
My parents are here!
Never mind.
Never.
New England's own Stephen King.
Nice.
No Red Sox fan has forgotten last October and Aaron Boone.
No, because I'm becoming someone that I hate.
No, Ben.
No, I I made I have a previous commitment.
No, I just, you know
No, I know. It's just that I hate when people
No, I like golf. Great sport. It's just I don't really get out much, you know?
No, I mean, I really like you. I even wrote down a list of all the things I like about you.
No, I mean, their proximity to the field. This is Fenway Park.
No, it's not Yes!
No, it's okay.
No, it's okay. The trip is already off to a weird start.
No, it's very cute. It really is. Uh, number nine.
No, no, it's not like that.
No, No, Nanette. I would never ever see that piece of crap.
No, no, no, not spring break. Spring training with the Red Sox.
No, no, no. I'm up. I'm up. I'm up.
No, no, yeah, I'm not gonna feel neglected.
No, no. Hey. It's fine. It's fine.
No, no. I got tickets.
No, no. This is crazy. I'm sorry.
No, not so much.
No, she cannot have my assistant.
No, they didn't find anything. She's fine. I swear.
No, this is beyond that. This is like a punishment from God or something.
No, why? Did I look like I was just
No.
No. I mean, like, forever. For 125,000, it better be forever.
No. I'm okay. I'm just gonna go upstairs.
No. It is for me.
No. No, come on, tell me.
No. No. The TV.
No. Yeah, I also I came back because I just
No. You don't understand. They scored eight runs in the bottom of the ninth to win 8 7.
None have been successful so far against this powerful Yankee offense.
Not Not just physically.
Nothin', you know.
Nothing.
Now don't start with me. Listen, I forgot to tell you that Donna
Now I'm gonna take a chance. A big one.
Now I'm in love with you. I don't need this.
Now let me ask you guys a crazy question.
Now sit right here. Oh, God!
Now that's the Green Monster, kid.
Now who is Carl Yaz a strezem
Now, I understand that you're a teacher, right? You were?
Number 19, Gabe Kapler.
Number eight: I like sometimes you talk out of the side of your mouth a little bit.
Of course I do. Yeah, I'm a teacher. I mold young minds.
Oh Look, look, look.
Oh, ah, I know those women.
Oh, cool!
Oh, cool. I just wanted to know how long I gotta put up with this at the ball games.
Oh, God, here comes the bag of hair.
Oh, God, no.
Oh, God. If one of the windows would open, I would jump.
Oh, God. She's making a federal case about it.
Oh, good! This really is your night.
Oh, ha ha.
Oh, help me! Help me! Help me! La la la la!
Oh, hi, seagull.
Oh, I don't know. What'd she find?
Oh, I feel the same way to be here. I feel very lucky.
Oh, I got the bat speed. I got plenty of bat speed. I could hit her best cheese.
Oh, I like that a lot. Yeah, that's Oh!
Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot to tell you. Donna called.
Oh, it's a real ticket, but you're at the wrong entrance.
Oh, my God, she knows my secret shame.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. What did I do?
Oh, my God. What happened? You look fantastic!
Oh, no. Do you have a lot of work?
Oh, oh, God, that's today?
Oh, okay. That sounds good. Oops.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. Who is it?
Oh, thanks. Hi, Linds.
Oh, thanks. They were They were great.
Oh, that's easy. First we gotta beat Oakland or Anaheim on the road.
Oh, that's great. That's great. Pile it on. Yeah.
Oh, the schoolteacher.
Oh, this is gonna be so great.
Oh, yeah, uh, I I gotta be honest.
Oh, yeah! Yeah!
Oh, you
Oh, you get to train with the Red Sox?
Oh!
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. Isn't that Jason Varitek?
Oh. One more thing.
Oh. So it's a double date. Well, that's that's perfect. That's great.
Oh. Thank you. Okay.
Oh. We looked like morons, didn't we?
Oh. Well, I really appreciate you saying that.
Oh. Wha Wha Wha I want your job! I'm the boss!
Okay, here we go. You're gonna be okay. You're gonna be okay.
Okay, I looked.
Okay, I'm gonna cash in my first class ticket and get two seats.
Okay, I'm ready. Let's go meet Mom and Dad.
Okay, I've been avoiding this.
Okay, it stopped. It stopped. Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Okay, so I asked for no ham, double turkey, but it looks like they gave me double ham.
Okay. I think we have enough stuff in this closet. We can fool 'em.
Okay. I'll see you in a couple days. Okay?
Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay.
Okay. One more.
Okay. That's not that late. Right?
Okay. Well, you know what? I mean, we're not the first people to
Okay. You betcha. Bye bye.
Old men crying. Tears.
On the back of David Ortiz!
One day Ben's mom says, "Enough mopin 'around, "
One of his student's fathers has something to do with the sprinklers.
One, please. Mustard, please. Thank you. What do I owe?
Ooh, stop it. You're killing me here.
Ooh, too fast? Too serious?
Open the door, man!
Or the bald anesthesiologist.
Ortiz in extra innings.
Outside! Out.
Peanuts! CrackerJacks!
Peanuts! CrackerJacks! Who wants
Pedro delivers. The ball is lined over Bellhorn's head into right center field.
Please, don't talk in my backswing. You know better than that.
Pretty good looking too.
Programs here! Get your programs here!
Really cute little things. I mean, little caps and little barf bags.
Really embarrassing. Really bad.
Really hurt.
Really?
Really? Well, you work 90 hours a week.
Remember, this Saturday is fall tryouts for next spring's J.V. baseball.
Remember, we got a big test next Tuesday, so st
Remember. The Deluxe on Chandler and
Right down the middle.
Right now I think we're witnessing the largest conga line ever.
Right on, buddy. Hey, Al, this is Lindsey.
Rivera walks Millar. Roberts pinch runs and steals second.
Road House.
Robin. Wait. No. I can't talk right now.
Rolling. One, two, three. And
Saturday. Schilling's on Friday.
Schilling's bloody sock in New York.
Seattle's coming in this weekend, and, I mean
See my point? It's not the time.
See, this is This always happens. Every time I
See, when I was a kid, I moved here from New Jersey...
Seven years in a row now, we finish with our faces in their butts.
Seven.
Seven.
She handled a project for a food service company like yours a few months ago.
She is bringing some serious heat, man. I don't know if you got the bat speed.
She likewise.
She wants to make the bed, so she goes to the closet. Guess what she finds.
She was transported to a local hospital...
She's at his place. He's in the shower.
She's killing me with the laptop.
She's lying down right now.
Shh. My story. Stand by.
Shoot, I wish you would have told me. I just took a whiz in your bushes.
Show him the house.
Sign by the red tab. Initial by the yellow tabs.
Since I... got pregnant.
Since you only need the one ticket, I'll buy the other one back for, like, 50 bucks.
Sitting there doing her homework.
So don't make me knock your teeth out.
So he doesn't wanna know the score.
So it might get mildly murderous around here.
So my Uncle Carl started taking me to Fenway Park.
So please wait until they come back to die. "
So they'd have to buy more jets in order to meet the demands.
So what am I saying? That it was all karma because Lindsey came back to Ben?
So what? They're here.
So what? We're sitting here dining on our guts over the Red Sox.
So you're gonna have to figure it out for yourself, and I'll call you later.
So, is the conversation over?
So, thanks for having us.
So, the 30 year old is on course. He is the four time
So, uh, when they wheeled out Ted Williams at the all star game
So, what I'm saying is, I think this is perfect.
So, when do you find out about this promotion thing?
So, where's he been? Why is he still on the market?
So, you wanna pull the plug on this thing or

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