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K-PAX

K-PAX

K-PAX is a thought-provoking and mesmerizing science fiction film released in 2001. Adapted from the novel of the same name by Gene Brewer, this movie delves into the mysterious world of a man claiming to be a visitor from a distant planet called K-PAX.

Directed by Iain Softley, K-PAX presents an outstanding cast that brings the story to life. The lead role of Prot, the enigmatic visitor, is masterfully portrayed by Kevin Spacey. His performance captivates the audience, leaving them questioning the true nature of his identity. Jeff Bridges shines as Dr. Mark Powell, the skeptical psychiatrist tasked with unraveling Prot's seemingly impossible claims. The chemistry between Spacey and Bridges is palpable, adding a layer of depth to their complex relationship that intensifies throughout the film.

K-PAX delves into themes of mental illness, identity, and the human connection. As Dr. Powell delves deeper into Prot's past and what brought him to Earth, he discovers that there might be more to this puzzling character than meets the eye. Driven by the desire to understand, he becomes entangled in Prot's world, blurring the line between science and belief.

The movie's compelling screenplay, written by Charles Leavitt, offers a poetic and introspective narrative. It skillfully juxtaposes thoughts of cosmic existence with the intricacies of human emotion, leaving viewers both enlightened and moved. K-PAX reminds us that sometimes the answers to life's mysteries lie within ourselves, buried deep within the recesses of our own consciousness.

Enhancing the film's atmosphere is an enchanting score composed by Edward Shearmur. The music seamlessly blends with the story, evoking a sense of wonder and otherworldliness. From serene melodies to hauntingly beautiful compositions, Shearmur's work adds another layer of depth to the already captivating cinematic experience.

If you are intrigued by K-PAX and wish to delve further into its universe, you can immerse yourself in the captivating sounds of the movie by playing and downloading the score here. Let the music transport you to the enigmatic world of Prot, where the boundaries of reality become blurred and the mysteries of the cosmos unfold.

In conclusion, K-PAX is a must-watch film that tackles profound subjects while maintaining a sense of intrigue and wonder. With an exceptional cast, a thought-provoking screenplay, and a mesmerizing score, it leaves its audience with a sense of introspection. Whether you are a fan of science fiction or simply appreciate a well-crafted story, K-PAX is an experience that will stay with you long after the credits roll. So, sit back, relax, and prepare to journey to the cosmic world of K-PAX.

A bit about your boyhood on K PAX?
A bluejay.
A knocker is the guy that knocks the cow inside of the head...
A life for a life," which is known throughout the universe...
A little homesick, perhaps.
A mod is a being, much like your skunk, only far more potent.
A much more efficient writing tool.
A nice, big check as usual.
A patient who's an astronomer?
A soap bubble is round...
A transfer from Bellevue he wants you to take a look at.
A trip to a place where they'll stick a needle in your ass every morning,
A visitor from another planet.
A whole list of questions to ask your fella. Wonderful.
About that light travel thing.
Absolutely nothing.
According to Your Earth calendar.
Adios, my friend.
Adios. Aloha.
Again and again, forever.
Ain't no livin' next of kin to give the place to anyway.
Albuquerque, Las Cruces, Roswell.
All jostling to find their place,
All right, cut the crap. We've been looking for you for three days.
All right, Prot. I want you to listen to me carefully.
All right. Bring that up.
All right. Come on. Somebody else want some?
All right. Listen to me.
All right. Prot?
Already on it.
Am I on the couch here, or what?
An obsessive compulsive doesn't just sit there looking out the window.
And a river.
And as I count, You'll become more and more alert.
And be prepared...
And Betty's husband's an ex cop.
And does your friend know them too? Yes, he does.
And Ernie, he's determined to be a crisis counselor.
And five,
And his dad taught him about all the constellations.
And how are we today? Oh, just fine.
And I don't. [Sal] Good morning, Dr. Stinky.
And I have to finish my report, but...
And I want you to remember where you were and what You were doing on that day.
And imagine small lead weights on your eyelids...
And maybe two or three of his colleagues,
And one.
And one.
And return them to me. [ Excited Chattering ]
And said, "'I'm hungry. Got any fruit?'"
And she doesn't hear so well in her left side, so [ Barks ]
And talk to your own son.
And that is quite a sight.
And that other one the new airborne pigeon disease nobody wants to talk about.
And the problem is with the girlfriend? She's pregnant.
And the truth is, he and Mark don't talk to each other.
And then falling into a pool of mod droppings.
And then I am planning on returning to K PAX.
And then it will expand again.
And then it's... bon voyage.
And then tightened it.
And they brought me back as quick as they could.
And this morning my head fell off, but I was able to sew it back on with dental floss.
And this river can be pretty treacherous.
And this this place smells worse than all.
And to make matters worse, the sensation is associated...
And to top it off, the city is dumping patients on us.
And we concentrate on small towns, rural areas,
And we'd like to ask you some questions, if that's all right.
And when did you arrive on Earth?
And when I woke up,
And where are you? What are you doing?
And yet I sense that when I leave here,
And you will find yourself in a very nice, deep,
And you'll find yourself wide awake and refreshed.
And you'll wake up feeling refreshed.
And your friend Pete called you?
And, um, and and
Another thing that's been bothering me is the food.
Are spread all over the desk like always, but he's just sitting there.
Are you aware of that?
Are you okay? Yes.
As a matter of fact, I think you should see more of your own family.
As carefully as possible.
As I recall, he was a real smart fella. Kind of brainy.
As to how you gained knowledge there's such a planetary system around these stars.
As you go down even deeper.
At 300 milligrams a day, and he was unresponsive?
At 5:51 a.m., Eastern time.
At the other boy's house? Yeah.
Because he took his glasses with him, darling.
Because I don't buy it.
Because it is the most energy efficient configuration.
Because its mass would become infinite.
Because something terrible has happened.
Because then You would know...
Because they all think they're going off to K PAX.
Because this time...
Been here since she was a little girl. Burned her house down.
Bess went to K PAX.
Betty! Betty, what the hell is going on here?
Big truffles. Delicious. Do you like tru
Bitch!
Bluebird! Bluebird!
Bluebird! Bluebird! Bluebird!
Bluebird! Bluebird! Bluebird!
Bluebird! Bluebird! Bluebird!
Bluebird! Bluebird! Howie! Howie, get back here!
Bluebird?
Bluebird.
Bluebird.
Bluebird.
Bouncing off each other, feeding off each other,
Boy, that looks terrific. That looks great.
Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit,
Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.
Burger. Burger.
But before someone goes away,
But don't worry, I'm not going to leap out of your chest.
But first you have to hold on very tight.
But have been unable to explain until... this moment.
But he's not interested in those right now.
But I think it's his range that You'll find interesting.
But my time here is almost up, and I can't wait to get back. Back?
But nobody's paid much attention to them, not even the Buddhists or the Christians.
But not so far back as last time.
But obviously, I've notified the police, social services.
But really, Marko, it only seemed like an instant.
But refuses or is unable to respond.
But the young man in the photograph, he's not here today.
But there's one or two around here who'd sure like to meet this fella of yours.
But this is a bit confusing.
But we are circled by seven purple moons.
But we K PAXians have been around long enough to have discovered.
But what brought me here first? I don't know.
But what if
But, uh, he was found negative for substances of any kind.
By a river...
By the way, I put him through Dartmouth. He knows how to pick up a phone too.
Call a code blue. Help me. Let's get him.
Call that crazy, but I prefer to call it...
Can you tell me now?
Can't say I wouldn't have done the same myself.
Can't you at least admit the possibility?
Candlelit dinner...
Capital "K,'' hyphen, capitals "P A X.''
Casket.
Certainly not. Prot's gone.
Certainly. Are you traveling somewhere?
Chak, what's happened? Howie tried to kill Ernie.
Chow Fun.
Churches, bus stops.
Class BA 3?
Claudia Find him.
Claudia, we have to push him. There's no time.
Come here, good dog. I know. I know. [ Barking ]
Come in. Have a seat.
Come on, Doris. You gotta come out of Your room sometime.
Come on, let's go! Come on! Come on!
Come on, little man. I fought the war with your daddy.
Come on.
Come on. Okay.
Come push me on the swing!
Comfortable, relaxed state of hypnosis.
Committed murder or ****
Connected.
Could you compare the effect to something that I might understand?
Croppins are a fungi, like, uh, your truffles.
Daddy! Get in bed!
Daddy? Mark.
Daddy's all right. He has a tummy ache. He's all right.
Damn dog's never liked anyone. Shh.
Damn shame what happened.
Darryl Walker, come by the house.
Did Duncan put you up to this?
Did they have a son or a daughter?
Did you see this fella come out of a gate?
Do bluebirds bite, Sal?
Do you have a child? No.
Do you have a family on K PAX?
Do you have a wife waiting back for you on K PAX?
Do you have some other idea?
Do you know Do you know where this place is?
Do you know all the constellations?
Do you know how Your friend's father died?
Do you know of any missing astrophysicists?
Do you know what a family is?
Do you understand?
Doc,
Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor.
Doctor. Patient. Curious human distinction.
Does he still live in the same town?
Don't worry, Dr. Powell. He'll be back.
Dr. Chakraborty didn't say.
Dr. Mark Powell, Chief of Clinical Psychiatry...
Dr. Powell, I presume.
Dr. Powell's been trying to teach me the importance...
Dream on, sister. He can only take one of us with him.
Drs. Patel and Hessler.
Due to his planet's peculiar quality of light caused by its two suns,
Dying.
Dying.
Dying's something You have no control over.
Early stage of evolution.
Earth is the only one with your species, Homo sapiens, that I've visited so far.
Einstein said nothing about entities already traveling at the speed of light or faster,
Eleven years.
Ernie has a very powerful imagination.
Ernie, could you excuse us for a moment, please? Mm hmm.
Ernie, I don't understand.
Ernie? I feel wonderful, Dr. Powell.
Ernie. Uh, I I was I was wondering if it was possible...
Even in July it's got a hell of a current.
Even your Buddha and your Christ had quite a different vision,
Every being in the universe knows right from wrong, Mark.
Every K PAXian knows this.
Every mistake you make...
Everybody else can see it but you.
Everyday, coming up here and shooting food at me. I hate this.
Everything will be as it is now.
Except foryou. Y You don't smell,
Except we feel it all over.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Mm hmm.
F Fifteen years.
Feel at home?
Feeling fine.
Find out what happened and have him confront it.
Five. You're starting to come out of it now.
Five. You're starting to come out of it.
For anything.
For God's sake, man, bring him back.
For heaven's sake. What happened? Absolutely wonderful.
For its stupidity.
For some around here might...
For the rest of your days here on Earth.
For us to have Cream of Wheat instead of oatmeal. [ All Groaning ]
For your information, all beings have the capacity to cure themselves, Mark.
Four eight, this is Romano. Robbery and assault victim...
Four years, nine months and three days ago.
Four. Let a wave of relaxation move through your body now...
Four. You're becoming more alert.
Four. You're feeling more alert.
From telescopes in Chile and Hawaii.
From the planet K PAX.
From the sprinklers? I'm not sure from what.
From what we can gather from forensics and all,
Future uncertain.
Get in there. No, no, no, wait! Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Get some rest.
Gibberish, huh? Well, not exactly.
Give me a push.
Glad you could make it.
Go back to bed, honey. Where is Daddy going?
Go on.
Go on.
Go to the Table and Have a Beer. [ Chuckles ]
Go toJuIy27, 1996.
God.
Going way, way down deep.
Good for you, homegirl.
Good morning, Dr. Powell.
Good morning, Joyce.
Good morning, Mrs. Archer. Doris.
Good morning. But are you looking for something?
Good night, Bess.
Good to, uh, see you outside, Ernie.
Good. How was your How was your trip?
Good. You know where you are.
Government. No, there's no need for one.
Great. Who is it this time? Jesus Christ or Joan of Arc?
Guadalupe County Observer, covering Guadalupe County.
Guelph.
Has anyone seen Prot?
Has he done something? Has he done something he shouldn't have?
Have a bunch of kids, wind up in the same job that killed your dad.
Have a nice day, Sal.
Have a seat.
Have you Have you checked?
He He was hurt and then died later?
He How did he put it?
He blames her for this? Oh, no, no, no.
He calls me when something bad happens.
He can detect light at a wavelength of up to 300 to 400 angstroms.
He can see it all coming right down the road. You get married,
He chose Bess.
He chose me.
He claims to be not human.
He could be a savant.
He could have looked that up, right?
He didn't come from no gate. Brother came from nowhere.
He doesn't blame her. No, he just
He doesn't want to talk about it.
He doesn't want to talk about it. Are you fucking deaf?
He got that job at the public library.
He had a few countries left to visit before he could finish his report.
He had an accident at the place that he worked at.
He had it on him.
He hates the chains that people shackle themselves with.
He jumps in.
He just... sometimes wants to talk things over...
He knows that.
He lifted me onto the gurney, rushed me up here,
He looks like Data. That's right, embarrass him.
He maybe a good subject for the "Betazine" protocol. The drug's on clinical trial.
He most definitely has a sensitivity to white light,
He probably hears every word we say...
He says it's a thousand light years away, near the constellation Lyra.
He says you're taking him to K PAX.
He spends Christmas with his mother.
He told me that he's going back to K PAX on July 27.
He was a quiet type.
He was killed in an accident?
He was pushing my daughter on a swing, like he had done a hundred times before.
He was sitting right in front of me.
He went up north for a few days.
He won't come here. How do you know? When was the last time you asked him?
He wrapped something around my neck a handkerchief or something
He'll tell me.
He's What?
He's a knocker. A "knocker''?
He's a violent patient, Mark.
He's floating.
He's got a little place, but he's fixed it up nice.
He's moving.
He's not a danger to anyone. How about getting to know him first?
He's not goin' anywhere. Uh
He's not out to set a world record or anything.
He's not violent.
He's taking off his clothes.
He's telling me that five years ago on July 27...
He's trying to kill himself.
Heat is the only thing that kills germs. Heat.
Hello, gentlemen. Sure appreciate you meeting with us.
Her Royal Highness never, ever comes out of her room. Not even to eat.
Here comes Dr. Powell!
Here you go. Thanks.
Here, Prot. Have a seat.
Here. [Woman] Hold it right there!
Here's to a...
Hey, hey, hey, honey.
Hey, Joyce. Hey, buddy.
Hey, kids, come on. Wash up.
Hey, this guy's as strong as an ox! Betty, quick!
Hey! Hi.
Hey. What's up, man?
Hey. Where were you just now?
His amnesia and his delusion have persisted.
His EKG, his blood value are all normal.
His name...
His wife's name was Sarah.
Hmm. Well, then,
Hope he still is.
Hospital. Hospitable.
How
How about Pete? [ Chuckling ]
How can you be unresponsive to 300 milligrams of Thorazine? It's impossible.
How could you
How could you know this?
How dare you! I do not stink.
How did you know that?
How do you do? Rachel.
How do you feel?
How do you get to Earth?
How do you know right from wrong?
How do you know to come? How does the boy call you?
How do you know, Ernie?
How I wish I could say that Robert sat up one fine day...
How is it that being a visitor from space,
How long have you been waiting?
How many doctors are there on this planet?
How many marriages has he had?
How old are you? One hundred and seventy five.
How old is Pete? Seventeen.
How would you punish them?
However, after one month,
Howie! Bluebird! Bluebird!
Howie?
Howie. Bluebird. Bluebird. Bluebird.
Human beings could see ultraviolet light.
I aged about seven getting here, traveling at six multiples of "C."
I am from K PAX.
I am his friend. That's why I won't try.
I am transferring him to the fourth floor, and that's final.
I believe I mentioned my taking a trip up north, Mark, in this very garden.
I believe you're as human as I am.
I can only take one person back with me when I return.
I can't believe I agreed to this.
I cured him, didn't I?
I demand to know...
I detect a note of skepticism, Dr. Powell.
I didn't arrive by train.
I didn't tell you her name.
I don't even know what they drink. [ Laughing ]
I don't know what I believe, Mark, but I know what I saw.
I don't know what the other two are yet.
I don't know why I'm telling you this. [ Chuckles ]
I don't know.
I don't know. I just come. I just I just know.
I don't know. Maybe Maybe because I feel...
I don't require luggage. Do you have a ticket?
I don't wanna go outside, because there's things that can kill you
I doubt, uh, Freud ever tried this,
I fed them already. I couldn't wait. How was your day?
I found what I was looking for.
I gave him his usual, Anafronil, 250 milligrams.
I got it. Are you all right?
I got psychotics on the fourth floor packing up their sneakers...
I had detectives come down from Albuquerque...
I have a beam of light to catch.
I have a rather unusual favor to ask you.
I have a suggestion, because there's really, really not much time.
I have arrived. My travels are over for the time being.
I have to ask you to come with us, sir.
I hope they meet Your satisfaction.
I I don't think he wants to talk anymore today.
I I tried to tell 'em, but, uh,
I I want you to relax.
I just don't see the point. Let me tell you what your alternative is.
I just feel uncomfortable. Well, don't.
I knew my fortune that night.
I know I'm too close to him. All right, fine. I admit it.
I know it was his birthday.
I know that sounds crazy to you.
I know who you are.
I know.
I know. It's barbaric, isn't it?
I lost another tooth.
I may just do that, Prot.
I mean it. I do. Here.
I mean, except for my boss, Duncan Flynn,
I mean, how many can there be?
I mean, see,
I mean, this is this is pretty wild stuff.
I mean, we don't have all that crap on K PAX.
I mean, you
I mean, you've been very hospitable.
I need more than a hunch to go on, otherwise I have to send him upstairs.
I put up with the stinkin this place for ten years.
I saw him. He was connecting with something.
I see. East 42, we have an E.D.P.
I see. So, um,
I seem to have misplaced my pencil.
I sense something is wrong. He needs me.
I sent him a card and a nice, uh,
I spoke with Natalie about going into the after school program next year,
I suppose I won't really need it on K PAX.
I take it my calculations help explain the "protabations" You've been seeing...
I take traveler's checks. Arigato to you too. Thank you, sugar.
I think that he could become violent on that day. Hurt himself, somebody else.
I think that's right.
I think you should see more of your world.
I tried everything else. Rachel, look.
I used to be the doorman at The Plaza.
I wanna get out, if you know what I mean.
I wanna go outside. Can I go outside?
I wanna show you something.
I want him to know that if it was Sara or Rebecca that he did something
I want him to spend Fourth of July with us...
I want to help you.
I want to move forward in time again.
I want to move forward in time now.
I want you guys to just calm down. Be yourselves. Act natural.
I want you to go back in time.
I want you to just relax now. [ Shuddering ]
I want you to recall the first experience that you can remember.
I was asleep. You know, the way I like my hands tied and everything.
I was hoping you'd tell me more about home.
I was wondering if maybe You could show me how to do that.
I wasn't expecting any gentleman callers...
I will admit the possibility that I am Robert Porter...
I will be missed.
I will miss you, Dr. Powell.
I will try the scotch.
I would I would like to smell that.
I would like to go there, to to your, um,
I would like to propose an essay contest...
I would say that you misread Einstein, Dr. Powell. May I call you Mark?
I would say you're in need of a Thorazine drip, Doctor.
I... cannot. Listen to me.
I'd just as soon not know about it.
I'd like to begin by asking you...
I'd like to see it sometime. Think there's a chance of that?
I'd never been to a Class BA 3 planet before.
I'd say access one psychosis NOS.
I'll be cured.
I'll buzz him.
I'll eat fish with bones in it.
I'll get you some more lemonade.
I'll sleep on my stomach from now on.
I'll swallow the biggest pill you can find. Bring it on.
I'm [ Clears Throat ] I'm confused.
I'm afraid I can only take one person back with me when I go.
I'm amazed. Well, English isn't that difficult a language to learn.
I'm curious. How did you get to Earth?
I'm from the planet K PAX.
I'm gonna ask you to help cure Pete now.
I'm gonna count backwards now from five to one,
I'm gonna count from one to five.
I'm gonna give you a specific date,
I'm gonna have a great time explaining this to the state board.
I'm harvesting croppins for a meal.
I'm not from Your solar system.
I'm not telling.
I'm not worried.
I'm now on Earth.
I'm on K PAX.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sure there must be some way that I can help you...
I'm thinking of inviting him for Christmas. Oh, great.
I'm with him.
I've forgotten her name.
I've spoken with him, and he's agreed to read them all by July 27.
Iceland.
If he's listening, I want him to know that he can trust me.
If I can prove to him that this K PAX is just a figment of his imagination,
If I complete all three,
If I told you, you'd blow yourselves up.
If someone did do something wrong
If that boy you got back there in New York is really Robert Porter,
If you breathe all those chemicals out there,
If you know why you're here.
If you will admit the possibility...
If you would like to open your eyes or move around, you may.
If you wouldn't mind putting mine on top.
In a gentle breeze.
In case I go back to teaching.
In fact, a family would be a non sequitur on our planet, as it would on most others.
In fact, I've heard from most of the patients on ward two,
In other words, um,
In the back of his house.
In the first place, I would be able to see them. Good morning, Sal.
In the meantime, I want you to start taking Your medication again.
In the meantime, we have ten new transfers to take care of.
In the rotation pattern of your binary star,
In what you would call Your constellation Lyra.
Indeed.
Invite your son for Christmas.
Is all you have.
Is an unpleasant one for us. [Rachel] Start again.
Is he with you now? [ Chuckling ]
Is our time up?
Is Robert Porter.
Is that apple pie I smell?
Is that he is. Is what?
Is that what you'd like?
Is that why he called you?
Is there a problem?
Is this Is this area code 5 0 5? Where arey ou?
Is your name Prot?
It doesn't work on K PAX the same way it works here, Mark.
It has to be coordinated.
It hasn't even been reported in any journals.
It reminds me of K PAX, except for the river.
It was about the biggest thing ever happened around these parts.
It was an electrical flare. Why do you make up stories like that?
It will repeat this process forever.
It wouldn't kill you to pick up the phone every once in a while...
It'll help you sleep. And you need the sleep, Ernie.
It's a lot like home.
It's a matter of harnessing the energy of light.
It's a pleasure to meet you, Prot. I'm Dr. Becker.
It's a task.
It's all right now.
It's all right.
It's already over.
It's called hypnosis.
It's common knowledge. Isn't it?
It's dark.
It's got some... trees and a couple of acres...
It's her birthday next week.
It's his only chance.
It's in the constellation Lyra.
It's mass hysteria.
It's my favorite.
It's nighttime.
It's okay.
It's okay. It's okay. No, no, no, it's okay, Betty. Where are his glasses?
It's quite another to make them think that you can cure them.
It's rare, but it does happen.
It's the clearest picture we have of where you come from.
It's the father of a friend of mine.
Jackie Chan! Jackie Chan!
Josh, let's go. Settle down now.
Josh. Now come on, quit teasing the dog.
Joyce gave me these strawberries this morning from her garden in Hoboken.
Joyce, we only have six days.
Joyce's son, he's on the high school wrestling team,
July 27th ?
Just as every child on Earth knows...
Just the two... [ Chuckles ] so far.
K PAX is a planet.
K PAX is about 1 ,000 of your light years away from here...
K PAX is bigger than your planet.
K PAX sounds like a beautiful place.
K PAX?
K PAX.
K PAXians are used to light conditions much like our twilight most of the time.
K PAXians have babies?
Keep your eyes closed. I'd be concerned if he were human.
Killed 'em both.
Know what I mean?
Let me tell you something, Mark.
Let yourself go way, way down deep.
Let's call it a task.
Let's find the locations of all the slaughter houses operating in the United States.
Let's get some lunch, okay? Let's have lunch.
Let's go eat.
Let's go in the water!
Let's see. I told you about Howie.
Let's start with this idea of light travel, shall we?
Like a toothache? It's more like having your nuts in a vlse,
Like most catatonics,
Like when his father died?
Like...
Listen to me.
Listen to me. On this planet, I'm a doctor, you're a patient.
Listen, everybody, look. He's going to be here any minute.
Lived about 20 miles outside of town with his his wife and child.
Look what I brought just for you.
Look, 20 says he goes. You're on.
Look, bluebird! Bluebird! Bluebird!
Look. I'm not saying that medication can't be a useful tool...
Lookit! Lookit! Lookit!
Macy's. Come in.
Make sure you can swim.
Mark, what is the matter with you?
Mark, You were just dreaming.
Mark.
Mark. Mark. Mark.
Marko? [ Prot ] Time may warp at super light speed.
Maybe sometime in August we'll clear it.
Maybe that's it.
Maybe you can explain it to me. Uh...
Maybe you could show us how this light travel works.
Maybe. Maybe we should start paying you for your time. You got a family rate?
Medical record 2 8 7. Calls himself Prot.
Mm hmm. My pleasure.
Mmm.
Mod droppings?
Morning, Bess.
Morning, Bess.
Morning, Betty. Good morning, Prot.
Morning, Navarro. Hey, what's up, man?
Mr. Friedman. Morning, Maria.
My good friend Howie, he just about strangled me to death.
Nah, forget it, ho. I'm the one goin'.
Nah, they don't bite, stinkhead.
Natalie? Natalie! [Natalie Screaming]
Never do that again. I won't.
Nevertheless, I keep him up to date.
Newfoundland, Greenland, Iceland, uh, Labrador
No I.D., no missing persons report matching his description.
No temporal lobe, epilepsy, no indication of organic abnormality whatsoever.
No way.
No wonder she's here. I'm sick and tired of this shit.
No, don't go. Don't go. Let's go!
No, don't. Come on!
No, he's, uh, he's very convincing.
No, I'm not telling you how to do your job.
No, it was a couple of punks. They came and they just ran off.
No, no, no, Mark. I made it clear to each and every one of them,
No, um, he doesn't live with us.
No.
No.
No.
No. No, stay back. Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Nobody knows much about the possibility of planets in this star system yet.
Nobody wants, nobody needs.
Not again. Howie.
Not for anything in particular.
Not like he was some alien from K PAX.
Not to mention the cosmic rays and the West Nile virus,
Not too bad. We even stopped by to see Michael.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing. Come on. Come on. Let's all go back to bed.
Notice what? The smell.
Now if you'll excuse me,
Now that you've found Robert,
Of course you would.
Of course, I would need your consent.
Of course, Prot's explanation is that...
Of course. [Handcuffs Lock]
Of course. You think I'm crazy.
Of the Manhattan Psychiatric Institute.
Oh, 6:15 was late. Didn't leave the station til 6.:30.
Oh, by the way, here are the answers to the questions you asked me.
Oh, damn it!
Oh, God.
Oh, I'd rather not. I'd forgotten, but I mean, wow,
Oh, just outside of town.
Oh, look. They published my letter.
Oh, man, he ain't done nothing.
Oh, man. Oh, God.
Oh, Mark.
Oh, Mom.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Oh
Oh, my God.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, no. We can travel many times that speed. Various multiples of "C.''
Oh, not at all. It's just that you
Oh, nothing. How was your day? Good.
Oh, say, two weeks.
Oh, that was nice of you, Sis.
Oh, the old "fastest gun in the West'' routine, huh?
Oh, the place on Broadway with the ugly lanterns in the window?
Oh, yeah? He believes he traveled here from another planet.
Oh, yeah? Let me see. Hey! Maybe the tooth fairy will come tonight, huh?
Oh, yes, much like on Earth, but unlike you humans,
Oh, yes. Um... I'm expecting someone.
Oh.
Okay, you guys, come on.
Okay!
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Okay. Bluebird!
Okay. Ready?
Okay. Who would like to begin?
On K PAX, children are not raised by their biological parents, Mark, but by everyone.
On K PAX, I look like a K PAXian.
On K PAX, we don't have families in the way that you think of them.
On K PAX, we have two suns.
On K PAX, when I'm gone, nobody misses me.
On the count of one I'll snap my fingers,
On the count of three, Your eyes will close,
One minute.
One of the foremost astrophysicists in the world...
One. Your eyes are starting to get very heavy now.
Only for today, Ernie.
Or a sunset. Oh, we have those.
Or anyone else from Earth?
Or Ernie or Maria or anyone else. It's mine.
Or worse, someone else.
Orbitingan eclipsing binary star system Agape and Satori.
Orbits around the twin stars of Agape and Satori, near the constellation Lyra.
Otherwise, the trip here would have taken about 1 ,000 years now, wouldn't it?
Patients do not escape from this institution. They don't escape.
People don't just disappear.
Perfectly well, my dear sir.
Planet.
Plants, animals, people, fungi, viruses
Please state your reasons in a clear, legible hand...
Please take good care of him.
Please.
Please. Look. They're here. [Car Horn Honks]

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