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Masters of the Universe

Masters of the Universe

Masters of the Universe: A Journey into Epic Power and Adventure

Step into a realm where heroes clash with villains, where swords clash and galaxies tremble. Masters of the Universe is a beloved franchise that has captured the hearts of millions since its inception. Whether you remember it as a thrilling television show, a captivating movie, or even a dynamic song, there's no denying the impact it has had on popular culture.

Masters of the Universe first burst onto the scene in the early 1980s. Created by Mattel, it quickly became a phenomenon with its action figures, comics, and an animated television series. The show, which premiered in 1983, transported viewers to the planet Eternia, a world on the brink of destruction. Standing between the forces of good and evil were the heroic He-Man and his trusted allies.

The cast was led by John Erwin, who lent his voice to the iconic He-Man and his alter ego, Prince Adam. With his superhuman strength and valor, He-Man became a symbol of bravery and justice. Opposing him was the malevolent Skeletor, voiced by Alan Oppenheimer, who sought to conquer Eternia and claim the power of Castle Grayskull. Together with a diverse group of characters, both heroes and villains, the cast of Masters of the Universe brought this epic battle to life.

The success of the animated television series paved the way for a live-action adaptation. In 1987, the Masters of the Universe film was released, directed by Gary Goddard. Boasting a star-studded cast, the movie followed the adventures of He-Man, played by Dolph Lundgren, as he fought against the evil forces of Skeletor. Frank Langella brilliantly portrayed the menacing and power-hungry Skeletor, while Courteney Cox captured the audience's hearts as Julie Winston, a young woman thrust into the world of Eternia.

Alongside the film, the franchise also delved into the realm of music. The power ballad, "Masters of the Universe," became an anthem for fans far and wide. Sung by the iconic rock band The Ventures, the song perfectly captured the epic nature of the series. With its driving guitars, soaring vocals, and lyrics that spoke of a battle for the ages, the song became a rallying cry for all those who believed in the power of good.

In the present day, nostalgia reigns supreme, and Masters of the Universe continues to capture the imaginations of new generations. The television series and film have become cult classics, cherished by fans of all ages. The timeless story of heroes fighting against the forces of darkness resonates with audiences, reminding us all of the innate desire for justice and the triumph of good over evil.

For those who wish to relive the power and adventure of Masters of the Universe, fear not! You can still play and download these iconic sounds here. Immerse yourself in the clash of swords, the rumble of battleships, and the epic roar of He-Man's "I have the power!" as you embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of Eternia.

So, gather your friends, sharpen your swords, and prepare to enter a world where heroes are born and legends are forged. Masters of the Universe invites you to join the ranks of mighty warriors and experience the thrill of an epic battle like no other. Are you ready to become a part of this timeless legacy? The power lies in your hands.

A bossonic tesseract.
A curious quartet.
A gun, a gun. For holdups.
A million blessings upon you for saving my life.
A policeman.
A very big door.
A woman came to see me.
A woman.
A: You still love him and B: He still loves you.
Aaah!
Aah!
Aah! Oh. Uh...
Accessory to assault, resisting arrest, endangering lives.
Activate the doorway, Gwildor.
After all this time...
Ah, ha, ha!
Ah!
Ah! Skeletor's forces were hunting me down.
Ahem. Now, you ask why is Skeletor after me? Ha!
Ain't that your buddies getting their heads blown off?
Air Centurians, find him.
Alien life form. Big.
All right, here goes.
All right, here.
All right, I'm just a stupid keyboard player in a high school band.
All right, listen. Don't do anything. I have so much to explain to you.
All right, look, let me heat this up, then I'll show you, okay?
All right, this is for real. She meant what she said.
All right, you wanna play games? Then let's play.
All the forces of Grayskull...
All we have to do is punch the energizer switch and...
ALL: Yes, lord.
An attack force will join you or I will follow.
An old soldier learns to follow his nose.
And a native girl.
And I am that force. I am that power.
And I have waited so very long for this moment.
And Karg.
And look what I got here. I got a castle.
And that's how Skeletor's troops got into the city and surprised us.
AnoXmous https://thepiratebay.se/user/Zen Bud/
Any planet in a thousand galaxies.
Any planet in the galaxy.
Any signal from the key? There's got to be something.
Are you a master? Yes, you are. I know that.
Are you all right?
Are you ready to kneel now...
Are you sure you don't wanna go back in your planet's history?
As far as this is concerned, don't worry about it.
As long as I let them live, he is bound by his word.
Assemble the mercenaries.
Beastman, full force attack at my command. Karg, Blade...
Because of my invention.
Because of this.
BLADE: Move it out!
BLADE: She's in there. This way.
Blade.
BOTH: Gwildor.
BOTH: Without rations.
But I said I had to study because I wanted to spend the day with you.
But I will. I told you it was always between us.
But the armies of darkness do not rest...
But the plane...
But the tones, Kevin...
But wait a minute. The tones.
But you can't.
But you must. Eternia needs you alive, He Man.
By the Sorceress, it's ugly.
Calm down. Now, we're all in this together.
Can you feel this?
Carl, is that you?
Carl?
CENTURION: Half a preton until moonrise. Do you hear, Sorceress?
CENTURION: Holosphere standing by.
Charlie, the kid said you know about this kind of stuff.
CHARLIE: Watch that gun. Come on, you're gonna get hurt.
Charlie!
Choice, really choice. What's this, a circus act?
Come on, come in. Welcome to my home.
Come on, Gwildor.
Come on, you mother...
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come, come, come.
Contact Evil Lyn.
Cover Gwildor! Keep working.
D sharp.
Dear God, that's Julie's. Where'd you find this?
Death and rebirth...
Destroy it now.
Do you hear?
Do you want to know something, kid?
Don't ever sneak up on me like that.
Don't get on that plane today.
Don't go to Catalina, okay?
Don't kill him yet.
Don't know. Someone must have dropped it.
Don't let him out of sight. Guard the key with your life.
Don't say I didn't give you a chance. When this is over, you're going to jail:
Don't worry about your girlfriend. We got an APB out on her. She won't get far.
Don't you get it, Lubic, huh?
Don't. Don't say goodbye.
Down.
Dropped it, are you kidding? Look at the size of that hole.
During the Siege of Kreyf, 30 days...
Dying.
Eh...
Enough.
Enter, enter.
Eternia.
Even if I could fix it, we could search for a thousand years...
Everything comes to he who waits.
Evil Lyn, activate the holosphere.
Evil Lyn, just as the signal indicated...
Evil Lyn, Skeletor demands a report.
EVIL LYN: The Cosmic Key has been activated.
EVIL LYN: The people...
EVIL LYN: We have sealed the gates to the city.
EVIL LYN: Where is it?
Excellent.
Far out. Fantastic.
Farewell, He Man.
Father, the Sorceress. We must find the key.
Find her. Find her!
Find the key. Tear this place apart.
Find them.
Find them. Trace them!
Fine. Except for two things.
Fire and vandalism. Possible arson.
Fire.
FIREMAN: Come on, guys, let's go. Let's put it out.
Follow them. They must have a doorway to Eternia.
Fool.
For countless ages, the Sorceress of Grayskull...
For to those that control Grayskull will come the power.
For you to rule completely...
For you.
Freeze. All of you.
Freeze. Nobody move. You're all under arrest.
From the looks of this place, she definitely wasn't alone.
Get away.
Get her.
Get him.
Get out of here! Get out of here. Get out of here.
Give He Man some cover action. Kevin, watch the rear.
Give me one more chance, Lord Skeletor, and we will succeed.
Give me the gun, kid. Come on, give me the gun.
Go ahead.
Go.
Go.
Go. Go.
God, I wish that thing would shut up.
Good journey.
Good journey.
Good journey.
Good journey.
Good.
Good. I know you've been through a great deal, but I need your help.
Grayskull...
Gwildor, can your key open a door to the force field?
Gwildor, get back there. Keep working.
Gwildor, how long to calculate the coordinates and take us home?
Gwildor, hurry.
Gwildor, hurry.
Gwildor, Kevin knows the tones. Can you get us home or can't you?
Gwildor, we have very little time.
Gwildor, where does this lead?
Gwildor, your grappler, give it to me.
GWILDOR: The key. The key.
GWILDOR: Torktums.
GWILDOR: Yes, yes. HE MAN: Come on.
Gwildor?
Gwildor.
Gwildor.
Gwildor.
Gwildor.
Gwildor.
Gwildor. Wait. Send us back...
Gwildor...
Gwildor...
Ha, ha. Don't worry, Julie. They've got fast food in Jersey.
Ha!
Harry, do me a favor.
Have faith, Sorceress.
Have you forgotten time is of the essence?
Have you seen it?
Have you seen...
He begs your forgiveness, as do we all.
He did it. He Man!
He just left.
He Man has slipped away from me.
He Man is my slave.
He Man is still alive.
He Man lives and possesses that key.
He Man, I show 0.84 chromons until moonrise at Grayskull.
He Man, let's move. Come on, go.
He Man, no! It's a trap!
He Man, no.
He Man, we made it. Look.
HE MAN: Cover your eyes. KEVIN: What's that?
HE MAN: Gwildor, come on. GWILDOR: I'm going. I'm going.
HE MAN: Gwildor. I'm going. I'm going. Moo.
HE MAN: Where are they going?
He Man.
He Man. If I kill him, I make him a martyr, a saint.
He Man...
He must not use that key.
He should be here by now.
Hear me? Bye.
Help! Help!
Help! Help! Help, somebody.
Here, hold that.
Here, take this.
Here. Cover her with this. Teela.
Hey, come on.
Hey, hey, hey! Charlie.
Hey, how come I get this feeling I've been looking for you all night?
Hey, not so fast, kid.
Hey, this is really weird, huh?
Hey, turn that down, turn that down.
Hey. Kevin, stop it.
Hey. Nobody takes pot shots at Lubic.
Hmm.
Hold on.
Hold them.
Holding out on us, huh?
Holy shit.
Holy smokes.
How can he get us home if we don't know where we are?
How could I know she was from Snake Mountain?
How do you feel?
How do you stop this?
How long?
How noble.
How sensitive you are.
How?
Huh? Now press that red button in the front.
Hurry. Go.
I ache to smash you out of existence.
I am Gwildor of Thenur...
I am more than man.
I am not in the giving vein this day.
I am Skeletor.
I am...
I am... I am a part of the cosmos.
I assure you, we will have him before the day is out.
I believe you have something that belongs to us.
I call it...
I can't believe it.
I changed my mind. I do wanna go to the beach with you today.
I could have suffocated in that loathsome stuff.
I could take you back in time to the past or future.
I dare anything.
I demand the destitution, shame and loneliness of scorn.
I depend upon you for these things.
I don't believe it.
I don't believe it. I've got a lot of serious work to do.
I don't know what you guys are talking about.
I don't know, I just... if I hear a tune a couple of times, I can usually remember it.
I don't know. He...
I don't know. The keys have all been moved.
I don't like adventures. Oh!
I don't think so. Here, look.
I don't think this is any synthesizer.
I expect him at any moment. Take them.
I feel it.
I feel the universe within me.
I found this at Laurelwood. Man, you would not believe it.
I give you a choice. Return with me to Eternia as my slave...
I got a going away present for you, but it isn't wrapped.
I got a view, I got clean air, I got a beautiful woman. Huh?
I got it.
I guarantee, you and all your buddies. I'm gonna put you away for 850 years.
I guess this is really goodbye, huh?
I had no time to renominalize my coordinates.
I had such grand plans for you.
I have a terrible feeling.
I have an octode rectifier.
I have selected your finest warriors.
I have the key, my lord.
I have the power!
I have the power!
I have to take a reading and compute the gravitonic tones.
I just feel if I stayed...
I just hope it helps, Gwildor.
I know you can't talk, just say yes or no. Do you still have that thing we found?
I love you.
I love you. Bye.
I mean, there's got to be a way.
I must possess all or I possess nothing.
I need a few things. Hmm...
I never thought I'd feel sad about doing that for the very last time.
I only have two numbers left.
I promise you, Julie...
I remember the days we didn't have to lock our doors.
I see only He Man.
I stand before the Great Eye of the Galaxy...
I think I'm gonna need some backup.
I think not, Gwildor.
I think we've wasted enough time. We better get back to our sectors.
I want him back.
I want them and that key hunted down and brought to me.
I want to see what this thing can really do.
I was in Korea. I never saw anything like this.
I was just hoping you'd know something about it.
I will send the signal to Skeletor.
I win.
I wish I could change things.
I wish...
I wonder why they put their food on these little white sticks.
I would never knowingly serve the lord of Snake Mountain.
I wouldn't build a device that didn't store its home coordinates.
I... I can't believe this thing. I mean, did you see those lights, huh?
I'd better show you. Please come with me.
I'd give all the chalconite in Fribillian...
I'll be back.
I'll do something. I'll take you for a little ride. Let's go.
I'll have this ready in a preton.
I'm feeling a little hungry.
I'm going to amp this baby up. See how it sounds.
I'm going to set the power. Now, here goes.
I'm more worried about getting us out of here before they find us.
I'm not a Torktum, you know.
I'm not worried about He Man. He knows how to take care of himself.
I'm running from these, these...
I'm sorry, Kevin.
I'm telling you, we went through there with a police dog.
I've waited a long time for this.
I've won. I've won.
If anyone comes near it, blast him. You understand?
If he knew I had this prototype...
If we disturb the gravitonic waves, Skeletor's key will locate us.
If you break up with Kevin Corrigan, you will regret it for the rest of your life.
If you find the key...
If you'd just give us that, we would be very grateful.
If you'd rather stay and face Evil Lyn's commandos, that's fine.
If your story checks out, you'll get it back.
If.
In half a chromon...
Ionize.
Is it equal to the loneliness of evil, huh?
Is that all you're gonna do, you're gonna write?
Is that all?
Isn't there?
It had a good hook. I was going to use it in one of my songs.
It is my destiny. It is my right.
It is the most unique key in the universe.
It looked as if he was punching the keys at random.
It might be intelligent life.
It must have been she who tipped the scales against you.
It runs on lucrenos now. No hydrocarbons needed.
It seems harmless.
It sounded like you needed a woman's touch.
It tasted good.
It was a plane crash. Those things just happen.
It was an inefficient combustible system, but I fixed it.
It was like... It was lying in this huge crater.
It's a piece of advice, and I pray to God you listen to it.
It's all right. Don't be afraid, I won't hurt you.
It's always been between us.
It's close. About 10 metrons.
It's difficult, like nothing I've seen before.
It's gonna be all right.
It's him! It's him! Aagh!
It's like it fell out of the sky or something.
It's the locksmith.
It's working, it's working.
It's working.
Its energy flows...
Julie, come on.
Julie, I know it's hard right now...
Julie, I swear to God, these...
Julie, where are you going? Come back here.
Julie, your father's an excellent pilot. It's a short trip.
JULIE: Help me! Help me!
JULIE: I never told anyone this before, but it's my fault they died.
JULIE: Kevin, I'd like to go to the cemetery to say goodbye to my parents.
JULIE: Leave him alone!
JULIE: No. MAN AT ARMS: He Man.
JULIE: Thank you.
JULIE: That woman took the key. MAN AT ARMS: Let's move.
JULIE: What is that?
Julie!
Julie!
Julie.
Julie. Here, listen to this.
Julie. Julie, get out of here. Now!
Julie. Where's Julie?
Just in time. I was going to share. I was going to share.
Just press the keys.
Just stay there, we'll be right there. Stay put, all right?
KARG: Retreat. Retreat!
KARG: Secure the room. Hurry.
KARG: Warlord, to the point.
Keep the coffee hot. Looks like it's gonna be a long night.
Kevin doesn't need me or my problems right now.
Kevin, don't start that again.
Kevin, if this is some kind of joke, it's really not funny.
Kevin, please don't leave me.
Kevin, you know how to use one of these?
KEVIN: Charlie!
KEVIN: Julie! No!
KEVIN: Julie. Kevin.
KEVIN: Just relax, okay?
KEVIN: Oh. Oh...
KEVIN: What's happening? HE MAN: Hurry, keep moving.
KEVIN: Wow! Whoa, Julie, be careful. Kev, look at this thing.
KEVIN: Yeah, sure.
Kevin?
Kevin.
Kevin's changed. I've changed. Everything's different now.
Keys? What keys?
Kid, we swept the place. The only person we found was the janitor.
Kill him!
Kneel before your master.
Kneel!
Know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna take this to the station...
Laurelwood Cemetery. It was in a flowerbed.
Leave immediately.
Leave them alone.
Let go, stay away from me!
Let go!
Let me look at her, Kevin.
Let them rot.
Let them rot.
Let this be my first decree:
Let's find that key before they return in full force.
Listen to me, boy.
Listen to this. Oh, this is hot.
Listen, darling.
Listen, I got vandalism, I got arson, I got stuff blowing up in my face.
Listen, I was gonna go put a note down at Charlie's Music Store.
Listen, we got vandalism, arson, we got a lot of bad stuff going on around here.
Listen, you kids can't just come in...
Locate the source of the jamming and destroy it.
Lock it in. We'll track it from the air.
Lock onto the signal.
Look at your precious Sorceress. An old crone. Weak. Withering.
Look in there.
Look, believe me, sir, you wouldn't.
Look, don't be sorry, just find a way to get us back, okay?
Look, don't stop, Gwildor, all right?
Look, if you don't believe me, go ask Charlie, all right?
Look, Julie, I'll just go by Charlie's later, okay?
Look, Julie, why don't you take a later flight, huh?
Look, this is important.
Look, wait until you see this.
Look, we've come this far. We're not giving up until they get home.
Look, we've gotta take this down to Charlie.
Look, will somebody tell me what the hell is going on here, huh?
Look. Look. Native clothing. Lots of it, all over the place.
Lubic, let me drive you home so you can get a little rest, huh?
LUBIC: Moron kid. Watch your arm, pal...
Lubic...
MAN 1: Let's call it back. MAN 2: Everything's all clear in the room.
MAN 1: Okay, move out, let's go.
MAN 2: Come on, Lubic. Come on, we're moving in.
MAN 2: I'll take the west perimeter. MAN 3: Unit 3, keep coming from there.
Man at Arms, Teela. I did it!
MAN AT ARMS: Come on. Come on.
MAN AT ARMS: Down.
MAN AT ARMS: Gwildor, over here.
MAN AT ARMS: He Man, they got away. Easy, Julie.
MAN AT ARMS: I was doing that before you were born.
MAN AT ARMS: Let me see this.
MAN AT ARMS: Oh, no. Oh, I... I'm sorry.
MAN AT ARMS: Quiet.
MAN AT ARMS: Shh! HE MAN: Be careful.
MAN AT ARMS: Sure you were.
MAN AT ARMS: Take arms. Full power.
MAN AT ARMS: Thank the Sorceress. I hear you.
MAN AT ARMS: Well done, Gwildor.
MAN AT ARMS: Who are you?
MAN: Billy, get off the game and get Daddy some napkins.
Mark my words, Corrigan, you're going to jail, you hear me?
Maybe I can communicate with the poor creature.
Maybe your girlfriend's here. The lights are on.
Me. And you will cease to exist.
Mine.
Mine.
Mm hm.
Mmm! Good food.
Mom, Dad, hi.
Mom.
Monica, this is not the seventh grade anymore.
Moo!
Moo?
Moo.
More than life.
Move, you animals. Go, go, go.
Move.
My boyfriend and I found this thing that had light and music coming out of it.
My forces are victorious.
My lovely prisoner.
My prisoner at last.
My sword.
NARRATOR: At the center of the universe...
Native transportation. A primitive land boat. Enter, enter.
Neutrino Drive, 18 metrons and closing fast.
Never think while you're hungry.
Never.
No blessing is necessary. Any foe of Skeletor's is a friend of ours.
No way, come on, are you kidding? He'd just keep this for himself.
No, I want him broken.
No, no, go ahead, I promise.
No, no, no. Not that way. This way, the secret passage.
No, no. Take her alive. She may know where the key is.
No, you don't understand. I just left her here 10 minutes ago.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No! Aaah! No!
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. Leave him.
No. Look, Gwildor, that's okay. Just send us home.
No. They leave that on to scare off burglars.
Not many. All of us were scattered. Suddenly, they were everywhere.
Not the way to treat your beloved ruler.
Nothing.
Now and forever.
Now I wish I hadn't created it.
Now, for the last time, kid, where'd you find this?
Now, I, Skeletor...
Now, Kevin, now.
Now, those creatures were after you for a reason, Julie.
Now, what are you running from?
Now, what are you trying to do?
Now, why are you so important to Skeletor?
Now, you are to go through to this world to where they are hiding...
Now...
Now...
Of what consequence are you now?
Oh God, help.
Oh, great.
Oh, hey, I heard you were good last night at Club Zero.
Oh, honey, I've missed you so much.
Oh, I'm so sorry you had to go through that, Julie...
Oh, Mr. Perfect Pitch.
Oh, my God, Kevin, you all right? He's bleeding.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. My store.
Oh, no, no, no. Here.
Oh, yeah? Let's go see.
Oh, yeah? You just watch me.
Okay, all right. I'll be gone 15 minutes, tops. All right?
Okay, look. He said he was gonna go to Charlie's Music Store, all right?
Okay, Lubic.
Okay, this should give us the tones we need.
Okay.
Okay.
On the roof.
Once we get the key back, we'll be gone within two pretons.
One more move...
One simply computes gravitonic tones...
Only one of anybody.
Only one of you, Kevin.
Open the door. Do not fail me.
Or I shall wreak unforgettable harm upon you.
Our guests are arriving.
Our lifelong battle is ending at last in the only way it could.
Our only hope of defeating Skeletor is to find the Cosmic Key.
Outnumbered?
Over there.
Override complete.
Ow! Damn.
People of Eternia, the war is over.
People of Eternia.
Perimeter search. Each of us take a sector.
Please. Look, I don't know what you want. Aah!
Police. Nobody move.
Prepare the transport immediately.
Press a few of these buttons. Go ahead.
Pretty.
Proceed to Central High School.
Protect yourself.
Pull it out of the air for us.
Pure, unstoppable power.
Ready to transport.
Ready.
Reminds me of Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
Said she heard about my fame as a locksmith.
Saurod.
Save your pity for yourself, if you fail.
Say goodbye to the place. I'm not gonna be here for graduation.
Say, "Good journey."
Scan the perimeter. No one in, no one out.
Search in there. Hurry.
Search over there.
She knows who has the key, wants to help us.
She seemed, uh, interested in my work.
She tricked me. She stole the key.
She's burning up.
She's got short, dark hair. She was wearing a pink sweater.
She's in here somewhere. Find her.
She's mine.
She's over here.
Show me.
Shut up. They're psychos, Corrigan.
Signal the retreat.
Silence.
SKELETOR [OVER HEADSET]: Centurian, lead him to me.
Skeletor has imprisoned me within this energy field...
Skeletor knew what he was doing.
Skeletor wants me killed so I can't make another one.
SKELETOR: Block him.
SKELETOR: I want him kneeling at my feet.
SKELETOR: No. Don't kill him. I want him alive.
SKELETOR: Report, Evil Lyn. Speak.
SKELETOR: The key. Get the key.
SKELETOR: You are too easily pleased, Evil Lyn.
Skeletor.
So if you know how to do something with that thing, then you do it.
So if you're through clearing your gill slits, maybe you can tell us where we are.
So they took the plane to Catalina instead.
So, what time's your bus to the airport?
Some kind of retirement, huh?
Somebody help me!
Somebody help me. Somebody help me!
Somebody help!
Somebody's gonna give me some answers here.
Someone is speaking to me.
Songs?
Sorceress, we'll free you.
SORCERESS: The power of Grayskull...
Sorceress?
Sounds like he's already located us.
Ssh! I know he's here waiting for us.
Stay here and cover me. Spread out.
Stay where you are, He Man.
Stop complaining. It's only mud.
Stop her.
Stop him.
Surrender your sword.
Take care, Julie.
Take that down to Properties, give me a full report, okay?
Take them and whatever troops and resources you need.
Teela, I have no choice. This is our fight.
TEELA: Let's go. By the Sorceress. Come on.
TEELA: Not the natives, Father. There, in the bushes.
TEELA: Oh...
TEELA: This way, hurry. Into the alleyway, hurry.
TEELA: Ugh.
Teela.
Teela. He Man. Hurry.
Tell me about the loneliness of good, He Man.
Tell us where that policeman was headed and we'll take it from there.
Test. Test, test. Hello, test.
Thank God.
Thank you for that bit of philosophy, Sorceress. Here is my response.
Thank you, my darling.
Thank you.
Thanks a lot, Charlie. I'll talk to you later.
Thanks a lot.
Thanks. Thanks. We're going to be better tonight.
That only happens in fairy tales.
That way. Go around.
That's easy to say when you don't have clogged gill slits.
That's Gwildor. Look, Kevin, I'll explain to you as we go.
That's it. How did you do that?
That's it. Where is it?
That's right. How could I know? We Thenurians are a peaceful race.
That's why the fates brought us here. The final chord, Kevin.
The alpha and the omega.
The Beastman.
The best thing for me to do right now is to get 3000 miles away from Kevin...
The castle is secure and we are closing in on the Thenurian as we speak.
The Collar of Aldruber. They've been questioning him.
The collar.
The dark can embrace the light, but never eclipse it.
The darkness is rising to embrace you.
The Eternians have already arrived.
The Eye opens.
The final moment has come.
The key.
The key. Someone's opening a door.
The moon rises to its apex.
The natives are fools. Weak and easily controlled.
The new age begins.
The next time they use the key, lock in the source and open a doorway.
The only stuff we found in there was right there.
The part where the pods started taking over people's bodies.
The people must know that I am Grayskull.
The power fills me.
The power to be masters of the universe.
The power to be supreme. The power to be almighty.
The Sorceress of Grayskull is my prisoner...
The source of interference is destroyed. We have a clear signal from the key.
The sword of Grayskull.
The tones are erased from the key's memory.
The tones it generates...
The universe is music, Kevin.
There.
There. That's close enough.
There's a million of me.
There's an old Eternian saying:
There's Grayskull, and that puts us...
There's little chance of that. The power core's melted down.
There's no way home. No way.
These are friends of mine: Teela and her father, Duncan.
These guys are mine.
These people are fighting the others.
They asked me for the key, but I didn't have it.
They believe that he will return to lead them.
They miss us.
They were here, I'm telling you. It was the damnedest thing you ever saw.
They're gone now. You're safe. You're safe. Do you understand?
They're killing each other out there.
They've locked in on the key.
This inevitable moment will transpire before your eyes...
This is an invasion. Give me the gun.
This is my sector. You're not supposed to be here.
This is one of those new Japanese synthesizers.
This is the native girl who is helping He Man.
This is the police, who is this? Who is this?
This is where they ambushed us. We didn't have a chance.
This moment when the powers of Grayskull...
This must happen before moonrise.
This planet, these people...
This sounds really strange, but I want to spend some time here alone.
This way.
Those are rib bones.
Those days will come back. Oh, yes.
Those were the first coordinates I calculated before she came.
Those who do not pledge themselves to me...
Throw down your weapons and place your hands on your heads.
Throw down your weapons and pledge yourselves to me...
Throw down your weapons or you die.
To drive your cursed face from my memory forever.
To the caverns underneath Grayskull.
Trust a Thenurian to find a soft place to land.
Trusting in every way.
Turkey, sit down.
Twenty metrons forward if we wanna break through...
Twenty metrons poleward.
Ugh, what a barbaric world.
Uh...
Uh... Help me.
Unfortunately, no.
Unh!
Unh!
Unh!
Unh!
Unh. Unh!
Until the Great Eye opens on the universe.
Very good. Excellent.
Victory.
Wait a minute, I've got it.
Wait a minute, wait a minute. I don't understand.
Wait a minute.
Wait, listen to me. Carl, where is Julie?
Wait. Evil Lyn, I found this.
Wait. Look.
We better get home, Gwildor.
We could be anywhere.
We decided.
We must get back to Eternia.
We should be able to track the key from the air.
We thought it wise to return alive...
We were all supposed to go to the beach that day.
We were there.
We, uh, uh...
We... We fought with the Eternians, but were outnumbered.
We'll see. Scanner.
We'll send an advance group.
We'll try her house first. I bet you know where that is.
We're doing very important, very secret work.
We're getting interference. They're jamming the signal.
We're just going away for the day. We'll be back tonight.
We're locking in on the key's source of origin.
We're not gonna save Eternia if we die of starvation.
We've got to get her water. There's a fountain down below.
We've got to turn this in to the caretaker.
We've gotta help these people find the key.
We've stumbled onto some loony fringe group here, some kind of cult.
Well, it's good to hear your voice, too, but I've been really worried about Julie.
Well, Lubic, look at you.
Well, what do you know? The mountain comes to Mohammed.
What a hideous cry.
What about them, sir?
What are they doing over there? We've gotta stop this fast.
What are you going to do?
What are you looking at, shorty?
What are you, a magician?
What do you say, Gwildor?
What do you want from me?
What does it do?
What happened to Julie?
What happened?
What happened?
What is it?
What is this thing?
What the hell is going on out there, World War III?
What? This one?
What's a kid like you doing with something like that?
What's this all about?
When the Great Eye opens...
When we find the key, Gwildor will set coordinates for Grayskull.
When you find the key, send the sourcing signal.
Where are the forces that you spoke of?
Where are they?
Where are your friends now?
Where do you think we found it?
Where is he now?
Where is the key?
Where is the key?
Where is your strength? Where has it gone?
Wherever they are, they'll use it again. When they do, lock it in.
While she remains imprisoned within this field...
Who put this on you?
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa! All hell's breaking loose out there. Let's see what's up.
Whoa! That is incredible. What is it?
Whoa! Watch... Watch out.
Whoa. Thanks. Okay.
Why aren't you out doing something?
Why didn't you tell me you were a song maker?
Why is there still resistance?
Will somebody tell me what's going on around here?
Will you get it for us?
With the blinking lights.
Within a parsec eon.
Witness this moment, He Man.
WOMAN [OVER POLICE SCANNER]: All units, Code 6.
Woman at Arms.
Wonderful.
Wow!
Yeah, Lubic, I hear you. Lubic, listen to me.
Yeah, well, it's not very romantic for our last date.
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah. Warlord, let's go.
Yes, I think I can.
Yes, I've never tasted anything like it.
Yes, Sorceress.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes. Sorceress.
Yes. Yes.
You all right?
You are all aware of the penalty for failure?
You both ready? And:
You can make my sound check, right?
You can't order me around.
You cannot hide from me.
You do understand?
You don't know who are pods and who are the bodies.
You don't think this could be Russian?
You don't understand.
You get nothing until I get some answers.
You got us here, you Thenurian wurbat, now you get us home.
You have not won yet, Skeletor.
You have the Cosmic Key. Tell us where it is.
You know that.
You know, I guess if you've seen one, you've seen them all, right?
You know?
You mean the melody the key played every time we pressed the red button?
You never told me you had sonic keys in this world.
You see, Kevin...
You still have until moonrise. Go.
You wanna see what that thing does, press the red button down at the bottom.
You were talking about this thing, weren't you?
You will no longer stand between me and my destiny.
You won't be lonely long.
You, look up that way.
You.
You. Watch the forward position.
You're acting like Torktums.
You're the cop. Why aren't you looking for her?
You've got the wrong song maker, Gwildor.
Your champion.
Your friends are tied up with the work we're doing...
Your mom and dad wouldn't want you to go around the rest of your life blaming yourself.
Your wondrous Sorceress...
A policeman took it. Where is he now?
All right, are you ready? Mm hm.
All right, Gwildor, you need anything? Give me that thing.
And something to play the tones on. I'll get a keyboard from Charlie's.
And wait for my signal. Yes, sir.
Anywhere? Exactly.
Anywhere. Just do it fast. Yes, yes, yes.
Are you all right? Brrr!
Are you ready, Kevin? Yeah.
Are you sure? Mm hm.
Are you well enough to go with us? Go with you?
Blade. Deserted. No sign of the key.
Boy, are you people in trouble. He Man, 0.61 chromons until moonrise.
Can that thing get us out of here? It will. It will. But where?
Carl. Carl, what happened? You don't never wanna know.
Certainly. To the Sorceress?
Chaos. Someone betrayed us.
Charlie! Hey, Kev, how are you?
Come back here. Where'd you get that? What?
Come on. They're coming.
Come on. It's my instrument. Ha, ha, yeah.
Don't be silly, honey. Stay home and study. Mom, Dad, please.
Don't let anybody in here except Carl. All right.
Don't let your parents get on that plane. I've already stopped them.
Don't you realize what you've done? Easy, Teela. He didn't know.
Eight thirty. Oh, great.
Enough talk. Yes. Let this be our final battle.
Everybody, follow me. Let's go, guys.
Fan out. Moving.
Found it? You don't know who the owner is? No.
Get away from me. It's all right.
Get me out of this! It's all right.
Give me the gun. Give me the gun. All right, all right.
Go ahead, ask him. Boy...
Good journey, Julie. Good journey, Gwildor.
Good journey. Good journey.
Good. Did you have any luck?
Good. Up.
Gwildor, come on! The door! The door!
Gwildor, get down. Destroy them.
Gwildor, how much longer? I don't know. I don't know.
Gwildor, we need to get back to Eternia. MAN AT ARMS: Lmmediately.
Gwildor, you've got to hurry. GWILDOR: I'm working as fast as I can.
Gwildor! GWILDOR: My key.
Gwildor. I'm going. I'm going.
Ha! So you're really gonna stay here? Are you kidding? Why would I go back?
Have you assembled the mercenaries? Here, and awaiting your command.
He has eluded us. That will be all.
He Man, He Man. Someone's following us. What the hell is that?
He Man, thank the Sorceress you're alive. I've been looking for you.
He's gotta know what this is. No, you go ahead.
He's taking your power. I can withstand him until moonrise.
Hello? Kevin, thank God it's you.
Help. All right, all right, we heard you.
Here, let me try it. Okay.
Hey. Drop your weapons or I... He Man.
Holy shit. We did it.
How does this thing work? Just press these buttons right here.
How is she? The same, Kevin.
Hurry. Hurry. Go.
Hurry. TEELA: Air Centurians.
I brought us dinner. Oh, boy, Robby's ribs.
I can feel it. Really?
I don't want innocent people to die. Well said, He Man.
I feel like I'm in The Twilight Zone. Lubic, this is for real. Just get down.
I just may do that. Hey, you can't just take that.
I never saw anything like it. Look, we gotta figure out...
I said give me the gun. No.
I thought something different for a change. Oh, yes.
I want you to take a look at this baby, huh? All right.
I was not suggesting that I go. Then you should not have spoken.
I... Kevin, you won't believe this.
I'll guard this stuff for you. All right. Bye.
I'll have it off in a moment. He'll be all right.
I'll never kneel to you. Yes, you will. Yes, you will.
I'm afraid so. You little worm.
I'm sorry. Gwildor.
I've got you, pretty. No!
In the corner, there. Let's move. TEELA: Right.
In the front room, under the counter. I got one. You got one? Go. Come on. Let's go.
Is Gwildor ready? Not yet. The room's secure.
It is not too late to undo this madness. Madness?
It was terrible. How many units are left?
It'll take time. Let's get started then.
It's at Landmark Mall. Can you show us the way?
It's Japanese. Oh, no, no, no.
It's over. Yes.
It's them. GWILDOR: At 10.
It's this large. It has lights on it. Wait a minute, I have seen that.
Julie, which way? This way.
Julie. Julie, put those keys back. I love you.
Julie's in there. Proceed with caution.
Karg, prepare the battle station. Surely you won't leave with Skeletor still...
Kevin, is someone there? Are you okay? Yeah. That's what I thought too.
Kevin, please. I wish I'd never seen that damn thing.
Kevin, these are my friends. Your friends? Julie.
Let her go. I don't think so.
Let me blast it. Wait.
Let me guess. That music gizmo there? By the Sorceress...
Let me persuade him. No.
Let's start with you, blondie. We're not your enemies.
Like this? Whoa, whoa, careful, careful.
Look, take care of her. I will.
Looks like Skeletor got here before us. It's all clear.
Man at Arms for Eternian High Command. This is Julie.
Mother? Yes, darling, it's me.
My keyboards. Look at this place. Look at those guys.
No more crapping around. What is this? I don't know.
No. Julie.
Not as much as you, apparently. We tracked them spinward, 40 metrons.
Nothing will deter me from it. Men who crave power...
Of course. No.
Of course. Then do it now.
Oh, father, you're always hungry. I'm not always hungry.
Oh, good. Oh, but we can't. We can't.
Oh, my God. Proceed to Central High. Fire and vandalism.
Okay, if you talk to Julie, could you tell her... Wait a minute.
Okay. No.
On the roof. Go, go.
Outclassed is more like it. The key has been activated.
Pull the pole out. GWILDOR: Careful. Careful.
Quick, he'll be back. All right, let's move. Come on.
Right here. An octode rectifier.
Right. Oh!
Right. MAN AT ARMS: If we're gonna split up...
Say, you hungry? No.
Shall I prepare a full battalion? No. It may be a trap.
Stay ready. Kevin!
Stay right there. No problem.
Strange eyes. Evil Lyn. She's here.
Take care of them. Good journey.
Teela, take these people in the back. Let's go.
Thank you, Kevin. It's okay.
Thanks. Come again. CUSTOMER: Sure thing, ma'am.
That way. Bring Gwildor.
That's him. That's him. MAN1: Not again.
That's Kevin. I'm gonna miss you.
The Cosmic Key. Kevin, did they take it?
The door. It's open. Let's go. He Man! No. I won't leave her.
The little worm has another key. What?
The wound will keep growing... Only our Sorceress can heal her now.
Then they disappeared. They're only a scouting party.
There you go. KEVIN: Excuse me.
There's no way of telling where they went. Monitor the frequencies.
These creatures come in and beat the crap... Kevin, listen to me.
These creatures... I'll take care of it.
They are... And He Man?
They saved my life, now trust me. Trust you?
They're alive. What's the matter? Where were you?
They're coming. GWILDOR: Aah!
They're turning around to come back. HE MAN: Keep moving.
This may prove useful. BLADE: Into the transport. Move.
This way. Hurry.
Um, Julie's not here right now. Kevin, this is Julie. What's going on?
Victory! Victory!
Wait till He Man arrives. He'll see to you. Will he?
We have a bearing on them. How accurate?
We live only to serve you. It would be a pity to waste their talents.
We'd better find the key, and fast. What's your plan?
We'll use the element of surprise. Drop right into the throne room...
We've gotta get back. Nobody's going anywhere!
Well, Kevin has it. He's in terrible danger. Let's go.
What are you doing, arresting me? We're gonna go look for your girlfriend.
What do you know about it? Look, I don't know anything about it, all right?
What do you think? I've seen these before.
What do you think? Sounds great.
What does she look like? Look, she's about 5'5".
What is it, Kevin? Shh.
What the hell is that? See? Ha, ha!
What... What is this thing? It's a synthesizer.
What's gonna happen to her? The poison's already in her blood, Kevin.
What's that? ...how...
What's that? HE MAN: Shh.
What's the matter? Skeletor's work.
What's wrong with her? MAN AT ARMS: This is Skeletor's particular gift.
Where you going? My girlfriend's in there, all right?
Where's He Man? There.
Where's the army? Will you shut up!
Who were you talking to? It was just a friend of Julie's.
Would they? No.
Yeah. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Yes, I do. Your folks would've wanted you to stay.
Yes, I'll make your sound check. All right.
Yes, Karg? He Man.
You are in danger here. You must leave. We won't leave without you, Sorceress.
You better know something. Look, I found it, okay?
You didn't have to do that. It isn't even in a box.
You have the right to remain silent... Lubic, you don't understand.
You have? Yeah.
You look after her, now. I will.
You mean this used to be an animal? Mm hm.
You promised not to hurt them. I lied.
You think they don't like us? No, they're just Ionely.
You wanna sell it? No, no. Look, I don't wanna sell it.
You. Over there. No.
You're right. It's too quiet. Look. The Sorceress.
You're up bright and early. You're all right.
...a god.
...activate the sourcing signal. The sourcing signal.
...activates the energizer and...
...all the powers of the universe will be vested in me.
...am Master of the Universe.
...and as you die...
...and gather a larger force. So He Man's free?
...and her powers are now joined with mine.
...and never find the tones that will take us home.
...and save their despicable lives...
...and the capture of Grayskull is ever most in their minds.
...and they have something we want. That shiny metal thing.
...and your friends will not live to see another day.
...at the border between the light and the dark...
...break into the force field and free the Sorceress.
...but we had to disappear.
...but you don't have to move away.
...can open a doorway to anywhere.
...can this device of yours get us to Grayskull?
...chosen by destiny...
...do as you wish with the others, but bring He Man back alive.
...even as He Man himself bears witness to it.
...fight off or 3000 of Skeletor's crack troops...
...find the key...
...flows through me.
...follow me.
...for a specific destination...
...for every destination is but a doorway to another."
...Grayskull is ours. No.
...has kept this universe in harmony.
...has not yet passed to you. Oh.
...he must be destroyed.
...her powers increase my own, and when the moon reaches its zenith...
...I have you to thank for all these troubles. Why?
...I'll never leave you.
...if I could only spend two units with a master song maker.
...just before you die.
...kneel!
...locksmith and inventor.
...look back over the mistakes of their lives...
...monsters. Easy, easy.
...my house, this town and everything, and just start out fresh.
...opening a dimensional door is relatively easy.
...or perish with them on this primitive and tasteless planet.
...or you will join her. It's not her you want, it's me.
...pile them all together and call it destiny.
...proud warrior?
...put it on the computer, check it out, see if it's reported stolen.
...shall be destroyed.
...so will I be reborn.
...stands Castle Grayskull.
...Teela, Man At Arms.
...the barrier of the Sorceress' force field.
...the Cosmic Key.
...the natives and the key are within the structure, but...
...the people of Eternia shall see you kneeling to me...
...the tones that were stored in this Cosmic Key...
...there, but we have to be there.
...things come in here... I mean, look at this place.
...this object?
...to receive the powers of Grayskull.
...traced the key's signal, uh, but were unable to take possession of it.
...wait for He Man.
...we'd better synchronize our personal locators.
...we're not going to have a sorceress to go home to.
...were completely erased.
...which only he can dissolve.
...will be bestowed upon me.
...will become mine for eternity.
...will die. You dare threaten her life?
...you minute minion...
...you will answer my questions.
...you will...
"Live the journey...
[ALARM SOUNDING]
[ALL GRUNTING]
[ALL LAUGHING]
[ALL YELLING]
[BEASTMAN GROWLING]
[BEEPS]
[BOTH CHUCKLING]
[BOTH DEVICES BEEP]
[BOTH GRUNTING]
[BOTH GRUNTING]
[BOTH LAUGHING]
[BOXES FALLING]
[BRANCHES RUSTLING]
[CAR APPROACHES]
[CAR APPROACHING]
[CAR APPROACHING]
[CAR HORN BEEPS]
[CHUCKLES MANIACALLY]
[CHUCKLES]
[CHUCKLES]
[CHUCKLES]
[CHUCKLING]
[CHUCKLING]
[COUGHING]
[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING OVER JUKEBOX]
[DEVICE BEEPING]
[DIALLING PHONE]
[DOOR CLOSES]
[DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES]
[GASPING]
[GASPS]
[GIGGLING]
[GROWLING]
[GROWLING]
[GROWLING]
[GRUNTING AND WHIP SNAPPING]
[GRUNTING]
[GRUNTING]
[GRUNTING]
[GUNSHOT]
[GWILDOR CACKLING]
[GWILDOR CLEARS THROAT]
[GWILDOR GRUNTING AND SPUTTERING]
[GWILDOR MOOING]
[GWILDOR PLAYING KEYBOARD]
[GWILDOR SPLASHING AND HOOTING]
[GWILDOR YELLS]
[HE MAN GRUNTING]
[HUMMING]
[HUMMING]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING OVER RADIO]
[JULIE SCREAMING]
[JULIE SCREAMS]
[JULIE SCREAMS]
[KARG JABBERING]
[KEVIN CLEARS THROAT]
[KEVIN GRUNTING]
[KEY BEEPING]
[KEY BEEPING]
[KEY PLAYING MUSICAL NOTE]
[KEY PLAYING MUSICAL NOTES]
[KEY PLAYING MUSICAL NOTES]
[KEY PLAYS CHORD]
[KEY PLAYS CHORDS]
[KEY PLAYS CHORDS]
[KEY PLAYS MUSICAL NOTES]
[KEY PLAYS NOTE]
[KEY SOUNDS CHORD]
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
[LAUGHING]
[LAUGHING]
[LOCK WHINES AND BEEPS]
[MAN AT ARMS GASPS]
[METAL SCREECHES]
[MOANING]
[MOOS]
[PHONE RINGS]
[PLAYING CHORDS]
[PLAYING MUSICAL NOTES]
[PLAYING NOTES ON KEY]
[POLICE SIRENS BLARING]
[ROARS]
[RUSTLING IN BUSHES]
[SCREAMS]
[SCREAMS]
[SCREECHING]
[SIGHS]
[SIGHS]
[SKELETOR YELLING]
[SMACKING LIPS]
[SNIFFLING]
[SNIFFLING]
[SORCERESS GASPS]
[STAMMERING]
[STAMMERING]
[STAMMERS]
[STEEL PINGS]
[STRIKES KEYS]
[THUNDER RUMBLING]
[WHISPERS] Scan the area.
[WHISTLING]
[WHOOSHES]
[YELLING]
[YELLS]
[YELLS]

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