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Ralph Breaks the Internet

Ralph Breaks the Internet

Ralph Breaks the Internet is a highly acclaimed animated film released in 2018 that takes viewers on an exciting adventure into the world of the internet. Directed by Rich Moore and Phil Johnston, the movie is a sequel to the 2012 film Wreck-It Ralph and features an incredible cast of voice actors.

In this delightful film, John C. Reilly lends his voice to the lovable and boisterous character, Ralph, while Sarah Silverman voices his best friend, Vanellope von Schweetz. Together, they embark on a journey to save Vanellope's video game, Sugar Rush, which is in danger of being unplugged due to a broken part. In their quest, they discover a Wi-Fi router in Litwak's Arcade that leads them to the vast expanses of the internet.

Once entering the internet, Ralph and Vanellope encounter a plethora of amusing and memorable characters. Yesss, voiced by the talented Taraji P. Henson, is a trendy and stylish algorithm who guides Ralph and Vanellope through the online world. Gal Gadot brings the fierce character Shank to life, a talented racer in an online game called Slaughter Race.

Jane Lynch returns as the voice of Calhoun, a tough-as-nails sergeant from the first film, while Jack McBrayer reprises his role as Fix-It Felix Jr., Ralph's loyal friend. Additionally, the film introduces intriguing new characters like KnowsMore, an autocomplete search bar voice-over by Alan Tudyk, and a group of Disney princesses hilariously voiced by their original actresses, including Auli'i Cravalho (Moana), Kristen Bell (Anna from Frozen), and Mandy Moore (Rapunzel).

Ralph Breaks the Internet tackles the theme of friendship in the face of change and explores the oftentimes overwhelming nature of the internet. The film humorously satirizes popular online platforms, gaming culture, and the addictive nature of the internet, all while delivering a heartfelt story. With stunning animation and clever storytelling, it captivates audiences of all ages.

The film's soundtrack is equally catchy and enjoyable, featuring a mix of original songs and clever references to classic internet sounds. From the upbeat "Zero" by Imagine Dragons to the empowering "A Place Called Slaughter Race" by Sarah Silverman, the music perfectly complements the film's themes and adds an extra layer of fun.

If you are eager to relive the magic of Ralph Breaks the Internet or simply revel in the film's fantastic music, you can easily play and download these sounds online. From the heartwarming ballads to the energetic beats, the movie's soundtrack captures the essence of the characters and the vibrant world they explore.

Ralph Breaks the Internet is a must-watch film that provides laughter, adventure, and heartwarming moments for viewers of all ages. The talented voice cast, immersive storytelling, and captivating animation make it a true gem in the world of animated films. Whether you are a fan of the original Wreck-It Ralph or simply seeking an enjoyable movie experience, Ralph Breaks the Internet is a guaranteed hit. So grab some popcorn, sit back, and prepare to be whisked away into a digital adventure like no other.

A "Pancake Milkshake Fun Set." Huh.
A black velvet painting of a sorrowful kitten.
A collective sigh of relief tonight.
A credit card number.
A friend of mine, chick named Yesss...
A friend would never do what you did. Never!
A halfway decent BurgerTime burger.
A little more challenging this time?
A little more totally different than that...
A lot of shady characters hang out down here...
A new racing game would've been cool.
A racing game?
A satisfactory breakfast burrito...
A straight up donkey kick to the teeth.
A virus?
A Whole Lotta Love by British rockers Led Zeppelin?
About your life that you would change?
Absolutely not. But I do want to help.
After what you did?
Agreed.
Ah, beginner's luck.
Ah, don't worry, I'll lose her.
Ah, look. I didn't mean for it to happen like this.
Ah, the Internet's very intuitive.
Ah! Fiddlesticks! Well, that's game.
Ah! Genius! Good thinking.
Ah.
Ahhh! That's a gremlin! Stay away! It's a gremlin!
All hail Princess Vanellope, the queen of comfy!
All of your needy, clingy, self destructive behavior.
All right, consider it done.
All right, fine. We'll do it your way.
All right, it is uploading.
All right, let's get you plugged in.
All right, let's go watch the sunrise.
All right, now...
All right, on you...
All right, pal, I have an idea. And hear me out.
All right, step into my parlor.
All right, there you go.
All right, to be continued, okay?
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. Well, you're welcome to stay.
All those lovable scamps living in my house...
All you have to do...
Allow me to introduce you to Arthur.
An unplugging. Good Lord.
And a good friend, too.
And anything that doesn't belong in there
And as long as she likes me...
And BabeRaham Linkin...
And best of luck finding your song.
And big baby clothes called "lingerie."
And destroying my sanity
And for your final question.
And getting clicks all over the Internet.
And I ask Shank really...
And I can't really remember what the guy said.
And I need yours. Sorry.
And I sure don't need the Internet.
And I think maybe I turned the wheel too hard.
And I thought Qbert's game was weird.
And I will never be your friend!
And I'd like to welcome the both of you
And I'm eating a hot pepper, and I'm putting on makeup...
And I'm gonna give this little cloud a little friend...
And if I'm not a racer, Ralph...
And if Sugar Rush is fixed,
And in this particular case, the entire Internet!
And it might be time to sell Sugar Rush for parts.
And it was my fault...
And it's that, it's that feeling,
And lastly, ugh, bee puns.
And make enough money to buy it at another one.
And my butt is still clenched.
And my friend comes back home to me.
And nary a plan.
And now for the million dollar question.
And now I finish with a hot Marat. Huh? Huh?
And now, an exclusive sneak peek
And now, I got it, so...
And nowhere near there?
And one, two, three gumballs right on cue.
And pardon me, excuse me, coming through.
And play games and socialize.
And put on your church shoes, little sister...
And round, and it eats dots.
And saved Sugar Rush...
And see if you can tell
And self destructive like KnowsMore said.
And sold! For 27,001...
And somehow magically I'll start singing about my dream?
And someone was gonna pay us money...
And spread it all over the game...
And that is the secret to raising perfect children.
And that makes me sad.
And that, my friends,
And that's what we're gonna do.
And the bidding's open at $10. Do I hear 20?
And the racing is super dangerous...
And the thing is, we've been getting some complaints
And then Vanellope stopped wanting to hang out in there.
And then we can go home.
And then we'll figure out
And then what you do is...
And then you win this stuff.
And therefore we should fear it.
And these are for you. Hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts.
And they sell them on my website
And we are going home.
And we are online.
And we blew our chance to get it. We blew it!
And we get to do it all over again.
And we honor yours, Butcher Boy.
And we just gotta trust her.
And we need money to do that,
And we only have eight hours left to save my game.
And we'll be best friends forever.
And we're gonna be okay.
And we're gonna do it.
And we're just hoping a few more of you
And we're not even allowed to go in there.
And we've finally found Shank's car.
And what have you. That sort of thing.
And whatever else it takes!
And Wi Fi is the Internet...
And with 30 seconds left in the auction, we have 275.
And yeah, for 27 years,
And you just love their little socks off.
And you never know what's gonna happen next.
And your app comes with BuzzzFace...
And your hearts to those in need.
And your life gets back to normal...
And, well, the thing is, her perfect little game broke...
Another "Which Disney Princess Are You?" quizlet
Any sign of her?
Anybody in here?
Anyone who tries to play with this cat's ride
Anyone?
Anyone? Hello!
Anyway, I know it's a bit of a mess...
Anyway, what else? Uh...
Anyways, someone told Larry...
Anywhere on the Internet?
Appreciate the tip.
Are giving your video all those hearts?
Are trying to capture my friend? Search.
Are we to believe, sir,
Are you guys okay? Should I call the police?
Are you kidding me? How much?
Are you kidding me? Someone got Shank's car?
Are you looking at my brother?
Are you really saying
Are you stupid?
Are you sure this is safe?
Are you understanding how this game works?
Around here, peeps like to say, "Shank you."
Arthur will find some defect in the code.
Arthur's what I call an insecurity virus.
As a massive denial of service attack...
As goofy as they are,
As how Sonic described it.
As usual, human suffering is number one...
At my little brother.
At Tapper's this time tomorrow, buddy.
At the Internet's most popular video sharing site.
Aw, come on. Princesses and cartoon characters?
Aw, I hate to say it,
Aw, sugar.
Aw, thanks, pal.
Aw, that's too bad.
Aw!
Aw.
Aw. A cat?
Back home, me and the kid
Back off, pop up!
Ballet shoes? Ballet classes? Ballet folklorico?
Based on your answers, your princess BFF is
Based upon the search results I provided this morning.
Be careful, huh? Don't be a dummy.
Be my pied pipers and
Be right there!
Beats me.
Because a big strong man showed up?
Because everything's always on.
Because obviously they love me.
Because Ralph's dream is to do the same thing every day.
Because that's what best friends do.
Because the only way anyone gets hurt...
Because the Vanellope I know
Because Wreck It Ralph needs his hearts.
Because, kid, we came here to save your game
Being friends with me wasn't enough for her.
Being too easy.
Besides, how hard can parenting be?
Bidding starts at 49.99.
Bingo.
Boo!
Boom! Happily ever after.
Boom! I accept your apology.
Boop!
Both of you have to get out of here now.
But he also made a bee pun to save his best friend's game...
But he still needs 200 million hearts
But his cousin, this guy we're gonna go see...
But I do have a system here, I really do.
But I loved my game.
But I think, ultimately, the point was...
But I thought I was trenching?
But I'm telling you right now, that BuzzzTube place
But imagine a game without challenges.
But it's so big.
But look at those two very specific
But my autofill is a touch aggressive today.
But my salvage guy is coming on Friday...
But now, I got a best friend...
But seriously, the Internet is nothing to laugh at.
But Shank kinda told us that
But sometimes your song can't start...
But still I never really knew what might happen in a race.
But that's the thing, I want this to be my normal.
But the company that made Sugar Rush
But the good ones...
But the player is waiting.
But the second I walked into this game, it felt...
But the whole world is going bonkers...
But then it got a virus that made the motorbikes go slow...
But there's a lot of cool stuff here.
But trust me, adopting 15 children
But watch out for Shank and her crew.
But you charge in there like some white knight...
But you gotta ignore all this.
But you're gonna be okay.
But, hey, now I'm a father of 15.
By a gate made from security software.
By the way, my name is JP Spamley...
Bye, kid.
Bye!
Call security, Maybe.
Can destroy friendships...
Can I get a 305? 305? Can I get a 3 5?
Can I get a quick word with you two?
Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I?
Can you back up a sec, Mr. Spamley?
Can you give me a ride?
Catch me if you can, you big dummy!
Causing a little drag.
Causing a real donnybrook over there.
Check it out, dude.
Check it out, dude.
Check out what everyone is buzzing about...
Check this out.
Chewbacca Dad? Really?
Chumbo, if we nickel and dime it with Spamley...
Clean as a...
Click here to find out how.
Click here to meet Wreck It Ralph.
Click here to...
Click it. Click it!
Click right here to find out how.
Come along, condiment.
Come and get it.
Come on, click here, and I'll take you to my website.
Come on, Felix. Let's get to work, buddy.
Come on, kid. I know a hustle
Come on, kid. The game's crashing. Let's go.
Come on, kid. We gotta move.
Come on, Nafisa! Let's play Sugar Rush!
Come on, pal. It's my game we're trying to save.
Come on, song, come on.
Come on, V. He's your best friend.
Come on, Vanellope. Wake up.
Come on! Hurry, let's go!
Come on.
Come on. Don't leave me, kid.
Congratulations, Ralph. You did it.
Congratulations, you're a winner!
Congratulations.
Congratulations. Here's your voucher
Cool? Name one cool thing about her.
Cool. Mood lighting.
Copying insecurity.
Copying insecurity.
Crash it? No!
Crashes servers across the web.
Dang it!
Dang pop up blockers.
Darn tootin'.
Dead end! Dead end!
Deliver the car to Bert's Chop Shop...
Did you ever wonder what it would be like...
Did you see a kid come through here?
Did you see the pepper challenge?
Distributing insecurity.
Distributing insecurity.
Distributing insecurity.
Distributing insecurity. Distributing...
Do I hear 350? Who'll give me 350?
Do not read the comments.
Do people assume all your problems got solved
Do you feel Dostoyevsky
Do you have daddy issues?
Do you or do you not think that Zangief waxes?
Do you realize
Do you wanna get rich playing video games?
Doesn't look like she's coming.
Doesn't that game have a virus?
Dollars? Dollars like money?
Don't be insecure, big fella.
Double Dan, this dude is a virus making machine.
Double Dan!
Down at HQ.
Drinks on the house, everybody! Felix is paying.
Drivers,
Duality. That's really deep, Ralph.
Easy there, boy.
Eat, little bunny. Eat, eat, eat!
Eating challenges...
Ebay out there?
Ebay! That's it, it was ebay!
Eeeee oh boy!
Eeeee oh boy!
Eeeee oh boy.
Eh, this is almost too easy.
Eight hours. Okay, thanks, eboy.
Either you put all the clones in therapy.
End of the road!
Ergonomics. Urban Outfitters. Urkel, played by Jaleel White.
Err.
Even though we got that steering wheel
Everybody needs a friend.
Everyone's a winner, Taffyta.
Everything goes back to the way it was.
Ew!
Ew! Barf!
Excuse me?
Excuse me. I must have fallen asleep.
Excuse us. Excuse us. Minor emergency.
Experts are still trying to understand who or what
Felix and Calhoun,
Felix and I will give them sanctuary.
Felix, I know we've never once talked about
Figures, we finally get something new plugged in...
Fine! You win! You win, okay?
First rule of the Internet...
Five minutes, Princesses.
Floating around the universe like tiny specks of dust?
Folks go into games...
Follow along with me,
Follow me.
Followed by hot pepper
For a little while.
For auction item 197324579.
For ballet tights, girls' size small.
For me to shutter my site.
For not wanting to be my friend anymore.
For Peter's sake?
For so many of our chums from Sugar Rush...
Fort, yurt, or the obvious best choice, pigloo?
Friend!
Friend!
Friend!
Friend!
Friend?
Friend?
Friend?
Friend? Huh?
Friend.
Friend.
Friend.
Friendship is everything to us, too.
From a game called Slaughter Race.
From Pro League Soccer...
FunLand in Los Aburridos, California.
Game reboot begins
Game reboot...
Gangway!
Gee whiz, the Internet is so positive.
Genius. Yo, Maybe, what's trending right now?
Get back up on the track, Swati.
Get out of here! Go, scram, let's go, run!
Get rid of belly fat using this one weird trick.
Get Vanellope out of here now.
Get your own candle.
Getting that part's the only thing
Girls' size small.
Give me a harmless virus kind of thing...
Give me that hose, partner.
Go on, kid, tell her.
Go on. Get out of here.
Go to work. I'll see you tonight, stench vessel.
Go, run, run, run, run!
Going once, going twice and sold!
Going to the Internet and finding that part?
Goiter it. Gah!
Good day to you, madam.
Good job, kid.
Good job, Larry!
Good luck getting that song out of your head.
Good luck, that'll be like finding a needle in a...
Good news, he's got pie.
Good point, Bison. And how about you, Ralph?
Good work, eboy.
Good. All right. Turn it off.
Gord!
Gord!
Gosh dang it! Now we gotta start all over.
Got a little heft to it.
Grab him a drink.
Great, but can you make it
Guess I better get to it.
Guess I forgot to tell Ralph
Guess what you're gonna say.
Gun sounds and screaming sounds...
Hah!
Hang on, chumbo!
Harmless little virus in the game.
Have you ever had True Love's Kiss?
Having a family before, but...
He can give us some easier loot to find.
He keeps coming up with numbers like it's nothing.
He was just trying to make the game more exciting.
He won't be doing any bee puns. They're beneath you.
He won't wanna be my friend anymore?
He'll fix your game.
He'll just order a new part.
He's baby smooth everywhere else.
He's got on one of those hats that smart people wear.
He's keen.
Hello, anybody here?
Hello?
Help!
Help!
Her sweet little track...
Here it is, this way.
Here we go.
Here's something I wish I'd learned years ago.
Hey, buddy, you going to eboy?
Hey, can I tell you something
Hey, can't you read? Cast members only!
Hey, do you have a permit for that pop up?
Hey, don't be nervous. You're gonna be great.
Hey, don't forget.
Hey, easy now, tiger.
Hey, easy there.
Hey, eboy?
Hey, everybody, look what I found!
Hey, everybody, welcome to Up To the Meme ent!
Hey, Felix, Calhoun, what's getting plugged in?
Hey, Felix. Since when do you drink root beer?
Hey, folks, where are you going? Give my video a heart.
Hey, get back here!
Hey, Gord!
Hey, guys, come and check out my video,
Hey, guys, Wreck It Ralph here...
Hey, have you seen Vanellope anywhere?
Hey, hey, hey, calm down.
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, I got to show you...
Hey, I think that might be Shank.
Hey, Josey,
Hey, just where do you think you're going?
Hey, kid, hop up here...
Hey, kid. Kid, don't worry.
Hey, kid. What's going on? What's wrong?
Hey, listen. This one was supposed to be for Vanellope.
Hey, look, I think I unlocked a new track.
Hey, meet me out in front of ebay in five minutes, okay?
Hey, mister!
Hey, mister! Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you, you.
Hey, Mo, did you like the movie, sweetie?
Hey, Mom, why does your lame TV
Hey, my babies!
Hey, Ralph, don't be a stranger!
Hey, Ralph.
Hey, Shank,
Hey, Shank?
Hey, Surge, are we glad to see you.
Hey, Tapper?
Hey, thanks, Ralph!
Hey, that's me!
Hey, they're talking about me.
Hey, Tron!
Hey, wait for me!
Hey, wait for me! Kid, come back! Wait!
Hey, wanna meet my BFF? It's Wreck It Ralph.
Hey, wanna sneak into Tron?
Hey, what are you doing in that awful game with her?
Hey, where are you going?
Hey, where'd our sunrise go?
Hey, you got your phone on you?
Hey, you!
Hey! Don't leave without me!
Hey! Let go of me!
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. You doing okay there, Ralph?
Hey. You're not exactly innocent here.
Heyo!
Heyo!
Heyo! Are you the head of Al Gore?
Hi, everybody. Wreck It Ralph here...
His video has 1.3 million hearts.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm. Isn't that interesting?
Hmm. Mine, too.
Hold on.
Holy cow!
Home run!
Honestly, no, I don't.
Hoolie hoo!
Hoolie hoo! Hoolie hoo!
Hoolie hoolie hoo!
Hope she's not lost.
Hope you're all hungry. I made burnt pie.
Horse trough.
How are we possibly gonna find
How did you...?
How does this thing work?
How exactly do you intend to pay for this item, sir?
How long you think
How on earth did you tame those things?
How to get rich playing video games?
However, it is wicked dangerous.
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh.
Huh.
Huh. I could do that. Um, let's see.
Huh. That's the Internet for you.
Huh. What kind of a princess are you?
I actually hosted this week.
I admire the impulse...
I always start
I am Groot.
I am scared.
I am the head algorithm of BuzzzTube...
I am Vanellope,
I believe you have something of mine.
I bet he could help us. Come on.
I can name two things.
I can try to find one on the Internet.
I can't believe he did this.
I can't believe I don't have a game anymore.
I can't believe it.
I can't breathe. I don't fit.
I can't go home now.
I can't. It's like it's driving itself.
I did.
I do and I don't.
I do believe our friendship
I don't blame you
I don't care. It's fine.
I don't even have a mom.
I don't have a game, I'm gameless.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
I don't know.
I don't know. Can I? Can I? Can I?
I don't know. Can you be annoyingly aggressive?
I don't know...
I don't like this!
I don't need anybody else.
I don't think I've ever been in a game
I don't think they fixed the game.
I don't want anyone getting hurt.
I don't want to be gameless.
I feel good about this.
I finally joined Zangief's book club.
I find two results for your query.
I followed those things here.
I found 130 results for
I found 23 million results
I found one! On ebay!
I get it, I do.
I give you the Internet!
I got a guy in Des Moines, Iowa...
I got mothers' maiden names...
I got you, little sister.
I gotta get her out of there now.
I gotta hand it to you two,
I guess I just wanted a... a steering wheel.
I guess I should probably head in there now, you know?
I guess that's pretty much all the news I got for you.
I guess you can have it.
I have three and a quarter. Do I hear 350?
I haven't seen this many gameless characters
I hear you, Felony...
I heard a rumor that you could, well,
I honor your journeys, guys.
I hope this lasts longer than the soccer phase.
I hope you were able to find
I just can't.
I just got to find this list.
I just saw a really insightful TED talk...
I just wanna get out there and be useful.
I just wish we could hang out sooner.
I know every shortcut.
I know exactly what's gonna happen next...
I know I was, but I...
I know it sounds crazy...
I know what you're thinking, not to worry.
I know, I just...
I know, it feels like the kind of thing
I know, right?
I know. And none taken.
I know. But he's gonna get really upset.
I know. It was so exciting!
I know. It's gonna hurt a little bit when you do.
I like her. What a delightful girl.
I literally want a steering wheel.
I love it! Ha!
I love it.
I love you so much.
I mean, a lot has changed.
I mean, back home,
I mean, if the fur were confined to his chest,
I mean, like, what am I gonna do all day?
I mean, more than Sugar Rush ever did.
I mean, sure. Doesn't look so hot on paper.
I mean, there's a face in your neck. I mean, woods.
I mean, those players work so hard to get here.
I might agree...
I mighta, kinda sorta put a...
I need you out there popping up...
I never said I didn't want to be your friend.
I never thought I'd get to wear a real...
I only found one result for your query.
I raided Gene's fridge.
I really am.
I rest my case.
I said you were acting like a bad friend. Which you were.
I saw it! You're amazing!
I shall await your call, madam.
I should be thanking you, little sister.
I should've just stayed with you...
I spy with my little eye...
I stare at the important water...
I stare at the ocean.
I think all you have to do is yell out the biggest number...
I think I can get it back on there pretty easy.
I think I got one in the chamber.
I think it's my glitch.
I think maybe I just need to be alone right now.
I think she went down this way. Come on.
I think the track will end...
I think they're looking for you, kid.
I think you fixed your insecurity!
I thought that virus was just supposed to slow down her car.
I told you this place was a good idea.
I want this to be my life.
I was a total zero without any friends.
I was in the presence of a genius?
I will cover for you.
I wonder why those little guys
I wouldn't have done anything
I'd be happy to kick your butt again.
I'd love to.
I'd rather you just think of me as plain old Vanellope...
I'd say I got a little time for a detour.
I'll be honest,
I'll be right here if you change your mind, brother.
I'll be your only friend, okay?
I'll bet you a shiny nickel it's a blood pressure machine.
I'll bring you guys a truckload.
I'll get my mice on this.
I'll just call him after the race.
I'll just copy whatever's popular.
I'll just need a credit card number.
I'll meet you over at Tapper's in a little while, I guess.
I'll take this one. He is Groot,
I'll tell you that. Hi.
I'm a sour ball.
I'm fine!
I'm going down to the floor to get some hearts.
I'm going to miss you.
I'm gonna be totally safe.
I'm gonna beat my speed record!
I'm gonna miss you too, kid.
I'm gonna send you a super random video.
I'm gonna talk to her.
I'm gonna wreck it!
I'm gonna wreck it!
I'm gonna wreck it!
I'm just a bad guy from some old video game
I'm just starting your account...
I'm just... I'm just gonna go.
I'm keeping busy, too.
I'm making it up.
I'm not gonna tell you what to do, kid.
I'm not sure if "nice" is the right word.
I'm on my way to ebay right now with the eboy.
I'm pretty sure he's just trying to
I'm pretty sure they are.
I'm probably the smartest guy on the Internet.
I'm reflecting.
I'm so sorry. I don't how this happened.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to destroy your game.
I'm sorry, I know I'm being weird.
I'm sorry. Who's acting insecure?
I'm starting to understand why people like this game.
I'm sure there's someone out here
I'm sure you've heard of us.
I'm talking Tumblr, Instagram, Mashable.
I'm the cool one getting all the hearts.
I'm thinking she'd be good in the gaming district.
I'm thinking we make a fort up here, or like a yurt.
I'm trying!
I'm watching the one where he just smacks his lips.
I'm your friendly ebay alert messenger.
I'm your host, Dani Fernandez.
I've been talking them up to Shank and the crew.
I've literally just described paradise.
I've never seen anything quite like it.
I've ruined everything.
If I can just find that... Gord!
If I don't have a steering wheel,
If I hadn't heard you tell Shank...
If someone actually did get your car?
If there's a way to just, uh...
If there's more to life than this?
If this doesn't load, we're not gonna make it.
If this thing goes viral, you can make a lot of money.
If Vanellope could somehow
If we ever need a pair of goggles.
If we get burned up in here,
If we stack them right,
If we're apart for a minute.
If you ever wanna come back for a rematch...
If you want.
If you're going, I wanna go.
In breaking news,
In exchange for a pair of human legs?
In fact, it's so true that we will be fine
In five, four, three...
In her cookie wafer car we built together.
In my wallet room. And the door's locked.
In the broken overalls.
In the form of a tree.
In the next five hours...
Insecurity detected.
Insecurity detected.
Instead of following some stupid dream.

Viral
Funny