A band of failed musicians lashing out at the society that won't listen to them. from Airheads (1994)
A big fat media bomb! from Airheads (1994)
A cassette makes my background vocal sound like someone's stepping on my nuts. from Airheads (1994)
A crate of CDs? from Airheads (1994)
A gecko. And this one is so cool. from Airheads (1994)
A giant baby bottle? Give me a break. from Airheads (1994)
A live performance by The Lone Rangers. from Airheads (1994)
A plastic gun?! from Airheads (1994)
Affirmative. These cowboys are more dangerous than I thought. from Airheads (1994)
Agh! from Airheads (1994)
Agh! from Airheads (1994)
Agh! from Airheads (1994)
Agh! You got a big mouth, man! from Airheads (1994)
Ah, no, but I'm just saying that would be bad if it did. from Airheads (1994)
Ah, shi... You, man... Kayla, there's something I gotta tell you. from Airheads (1994)
All right, but can we move this along? Now, why did you come here? from Airheads (1994)
All right, dammit! Turn the goddamn power back on! from Airheads (1994)
All right, dude. Thanks a lot. Whoa! from Airheads (1994)
All right, everybody on the floor right now. from Airheads (1994)
All right, fine. You have your orders, Chief. Now get cracking. from Airheads (1994)
All right, that's it. from Airheads (1994)
All right, we didn't do nothing, right? from Airheads (1994)
All right, what side did you take in the big David Lee Roth Van Halen split? from Airheads (1994)
All right! Rock 'n' roll! from Airheads (1994)
All right. from Airheads (1994)
All right. from Airheads (1994)
All right. Come here. from Airheads (1994)
All right. Now, what do we want? from Airheads (1994)
All right. Stand back. from Airheads (1994)
All right. You would've been cool, but then this penis had to step in and get heavy. from Airheads (1994)
All we wanna do is to be heard, and then go. from Airheads (1994)
Allow me to demonstrate. from Airheads (1994)
Aloha out there in radio land. This is Oedipus Rex on WKPP Rex... from Airheads (1994)
Am I rockin' or what? from Airheads (1994)
And don't say anything about us having a gun to your head. from Airheads (1994)
And I feel bad for all you guys gotta put up with. from Airheads (1994)
And I'm thinking to myself "It's 7 PM, he's in dungarees and his equipment is bone dry." from Airheads (1994)
And then you chew me out in front of your friends! from Airheads (1994)
And this? from Airheads (1994)
And toss me some ID. from Airheads (1994)
And you keep kicking me out! It's making me insane! from Airheads (1994)
Are we... are we still on the air? from Airheads (1994)
Are you all right? Cos I'm really sorry. I just came out for a cigarette. from Airheads (1994)
Argh! from Airheads (1994)
Argh! from Airheads (1994)
Argh! from Airheads (1994)
Argh! from Airheads (1994)
Argh! from Airheads (1994)
As long as we're here let's hear decent jams. from Airheads (1994)
As part of our final hurrah we have a special segment: from Airheads (1994)
Bag that. What for? from Airheads (1994)
Bastard! from Airheads (1994)
Bea Arthur. Outstanding. from Airheads (1994)
Beats the shit out of the fruity music you listen to, tough guy. from Airheads (1994)
Believe me, I understand. Just cool it, huh? from Airheads (1994)
Blonde, wearing something tight and black. from Airheads (1994)
Body count! Body count! from Airheads (1994)
But not me, man. It's just too cool. from Airheads (1994)
But remember that fat kid on Hard Copy with a toy gun? from Airheads (1994)
Calm down. We don't have anybody trying to break in. I wouldn't do that. from Airheads (1994)
Can I ask you something? What's with you guys and these tattoos? from Airheads (1994)
Can you believe it? A record exec came all the way down here to meet you guys. from Airheads (1994)
Can't do that, man. Console's busted. from Airheads (1994)
Chazz says once we get a contract, chicks with breast implants pick out your clothes. from Airheads (1994)
Chazz, come on. from Airheads (1994)
Chazz, I have been with you... almost as long as these two assholes! from Airheads (1994)
Chazz, it's been months. from Airheads (1994)
Chazz, let's just play the tape on air. They'll throw deals at us. from Airheads (1994)
Chazz! Chazz! from Airheads (1994)
Chazz! Chazz. Guys. from Airheads (1994)
Chazz... from Airheads (1994)
Check it out. Come on in. from Airheads (1994)
Check it out. I got this barbed wire here. from Airheads (1994)
Chester. from Airheads (1994)
Coloring, razor cuts, popcorn, perms and weaves. It brings out the rock star in you. from Airheads (1994)
Come here. from Airheads (1994)
Come here. We can't do that. Don't make us be lame. from Airheads (1994)
Come on down! from Airheads (1994)
Come on, babe. You know that once I make it you got a free ride. from Airheads (1994)
Come on, bro. I was havin' a blast! from Airheads (1994)
Come on, come on, let's go. from Airheads (1994)
Come on, come on, move, move. from Airheads (1994)
Come on, come on. Stay back now! Back there! from Airheads (1994)
Come on, fellas. Let's put a sock in it, OK? from Airheads (1994)
Come on, Rex. Rex! from Airheads (1994)
Come on! Let's go! from Airheads (1994)
Come on. from Airheads (1994)
Congratulations. from Airheads (1994)
Cool! from Airheads (1994)
Cos if you are, pop Milo first. That guy's a bozo de luxe. from Airheads (1994)
Cos you never play 'em, babe. You suck. from Airheads (1994)
Cos you're being a complete... from Airheads (1994)
Cover me. from Airheads (1994)
Cover your mouth. You're shooting phlegm all over my ass. from Airheads (1994)
D'you find anything in that van? Drugs? from Airheads (1994)
D'you mind? I've got a station to run here. from Airheads (1994)
Dammit. from Airheads (1994)
Damn. from Airheads (1994)
Did his time, went back, rocked the place. from Airheads (1994)
Did you hear that? It's a plastic gun. We're moving in. from Airheads (1994)
Die, dog! from Airheads (1994)
DMV says his occupation is master of ceremonies. from Airheads (1994)
Do you know what it's like to be on the bill, play for 15 minutes... from Airheads (1994)
Do you mind if I sit in a chair? I don't wanna get all cruddy. from Airheads (1994)
Don't anybody move! from Airheads (1994)
Don't call me G. from Airheads (1994)
Don't forget to shake. from Airheads (1994)
Don't talk to me about rock 'n' roll! I'm out there in the clubs living it! from Airheads (1994)
Don't you think you're out of your league, chunk style? from Airheads (1994)
Doug Beech. I work at the radio station. from Airheads (1994)
Entertainment executives make their living screwing people. from Airheads (1994)
Everybody get back to the booth! from Airheads (1994)
Everybody get back to the booth! Get back! Hurry up! from Airheads (1994)
Everyone warned me! from Airheads (1994)
Everything's all right. It's cool. from Airheads (1994)
Everything's square. Just autograph it on the last page and you got yourself a deal. from Airheads (1994)
Excuse me? from Airheads (1994)
Fine. Now there's cops outside with guns, and you're holding people hostage, right? from Airheads (1994)
Fire me? Well, guess what? I quit! from Airheads (1994)
First of all I'd like to say thanks to Ian and Rebel Radio for playing our single... from Airheads (1994)
For all you care our album could be Pip farting on a snare drum. from Airheads (1994)
For the first time ever, I'm willing to bet... from Airheads (1994)
Get in the truck, dingus. from Airheads (1994)
Get out now! Get lost! from Airheads (1994)
Get out of here! Get out of here! from Airheads (1994)
Get Security on the second floor. We've got a bogey in elevator one. from Airheads (1994)
Get the guy who did the Guns N' Roses video. from Airheads (1994)
Get the other copy of the demo. from Airheads (1994)
Get these morons off the air. I'm warning you. from Airheads (1994)
Get your hands up over your head. Get down on the pavement! Get down! from Airheads (1994)
Go about your business. from Airheads (1994)
Go to the back. from Airheads (1994)
Go! from Airheads (1994)
Go! Go! Go! from Airheads (1994)
God help us all! from Airheads (1994)
Goddamn. from Airheads (1994)
Good luck. from Airheads (1994)
Good, cos I'm taking over the interior perimeter. You and your boys can fall back. from Airheads (1994)
Great. Grand. Wonderful. from Airheads (1994)
Guys! Guys! from Airheads (1994)
Hah! We got a contract! from Airheads (1994)
Have Dispatch give us their number. Let's call them. from Airheads (1994)
Have you got any personnel at home you want me to call, like a wife? from Airheads (1994)
He doesn't wanna talk. from Airheads (1994)
He had this whole stack of invoices and he made me arrange them by date. from Airheads (1994)
He used to blow bong hits in his iguana's face and make the thing watch cartoons. from Airheads (1994)
He wants to know your demands for releasing the hostages. from Airheads (1994)
He wants you to go out and talk to him. from Airheads (1994)
He wipes his ass with his record contract. from Airheads (1994)
He won a radio giveaway and when he went to the station they wouldn't let him in. from Airheads (1994)
He's got a stockpile of easy listening shit shingles in his office. from Airheads (1994)
He's got himself a whole crate of Kenny G CDs and you're talking trash? from Airheads (1994)
He's right. My ex boyfriend Parker was a model, and one time they stole his shoes. from Airheads (1994)
He's still got no hair on his balls, man. from Airheads (1994)
He's that guy. from Airheads (1994)
Hello there, boys. from Airheads (1994)
Hello. Police. from Airheads (1994)
Help. from Airheads (1994)
Here's the Sons of Thunder from their album Scrambled Eggs and Wobbly Legs. from Airheads (1994)
Here's your tape. from Airheads (1994)
Hey, bro, we got signed. from Airheads (1994)
Hey, buddy, you swear you can get us off? from Airheads (1994)
Hey, but this is the real thing, man. This is rock 'n' roll. None of that gimmicky stuff. from Airheads (1994)
Hey, butterball, I think you're exceeding the maximum weight limit for that belt. from Airheads (1994)
Hey, Chazz, what's up? from Airheads (1994)
Hey, Chazz! Chazz! from Airheads (1994)
Hey, Chazz. Chazz. from Airheads (1994)
Hey, check out Barney Fife. from Airheads (1994)
Hey, come on, you know where I'm coming from. Be a sport, will ya? from Airheads (1994)
Hey, guys, bring in the stuff. from Airheads (1994)
Hey, guys, we're all rock 'n' rollers here. from Airheads (1994)
Hey, guys, you're on TV. from Airheads (1994)
Hey, hey, we're partyin' in here. Whoo! We got all kinds of beer. from Airheads (1994)
Hey, hey, you guys think you're gonna waste anybody? from Airheads (1994)
Hey, hold this. Thanks. from Airheads (1994)
Hey, I don't have to explain myself to you, man. from Airheads (1994)
Hey, Ian, man, wait till you hear our stuff. We kick ass. from Airheads (1994)
Hey, look at all the stuff we found. There's $5,000 worth of backstage passes. from Airheads (1994)
Hey, look, just shut your pie hole and keep working. from Airheads (1994)
Hey, man, you can't be putting me on the spot. from Airheads (1994)
Hey, man. from Airheads (1994)
Hey, Pip. from Airheads (1994)
Hey, Rex, man. We're gonna go to jail, huh? from Airheads (1994)
Hey, Rex. Rex, it's me. Rex! from Airheads (1994)
Hey, she's gonna be jealous in six months from now... from Airheads (1994)
Hey, stop squirming, pussy! from Airheads (1994)
Hey, what about me? from Airheads (1994)
Hey, you like working here, man? from Airheads (1994)
Hey, you! You shut your mouth, you bastard... from Airheads (1994)
Hey! from Airheads (1994)
Hey! from Airheads (1994)
Hey! Hey! You've gotta check in here! from Airheads (1994)
Hey. from Airheads (1994)
Hey. How was your day? from Airheads (1994)
Hi again. from Airheads (1994)
Hi, Chazz. Jimmie Wing. Remember me? from Airheads (1994)
Hi. from Airheads (1994)
Hold it! from Airheads (1994)
Hold it! Hold it! from Airheads (1994)
Hold on a second, Brad. from Airheads (1994)
Holy shit! from Airheads (1994)
Holy shit! from Airheads (1994)
Honey, I'm home. from Airheads (1994)
How about when you go into a store and all the clerks start starin' at you... from Airheads (1994)
How did you morons get in? They've got electronic locks on the doors. from Airheads (1994)
How does he do that? from Airheads (1994)
How many practices have you missed cos you're cleaning up some stiff's pool? from Airheads (1994)
How you doin'? My name's Chazz. Chazz Darby. from Airheads (1994)
I always knew you were a loser! from Airheads (1994)
I am offering a long term contract to get your music out to millions, plus a whole lot more. from Airheads (1994)
I am rock 'n' roll! from Airheads (1994)
I came here for a lousy three minutes and 31 seconds of airplay. That's it. from Airheads (1994)
I can't believe this, after all I've done for you! from Airheads (1994)
I can't take that tape from you. It's called unsolicited material. from Airheads (1994)
I can't wait for you to put that gun down, cos when you do we're gonna throw down. from Airheads (1994)
I cut a deal with them. We've gotta send one person out. from Airheads (1994)
I don't know. from Airheads (1994)
I don't know. I don't know. OK. Look, maybe they're just on patrol. from Airheads (1994)
I don't know. Maybe we didn't make the demands weird enough, huh? from Airheads (1994)
I don't wanna go to jail. I'm fragile. from Airheads (1994)
I dropped my underwear on the floor one time... from Airheads (1994)
I figure I'm screwed up enough that I could write a song that'll live on for ever... from Airheads (1994)
I figure if I get a record contract, I can make it up to you. I'm doing this for you! from Airheads (1994)
I got a million things to think about, I don't need you, too. from Airheads (1994)
I got booted out of Palatine Records, my girlfriend kicks me out of the apartment... from Airheads (1994)
I got free concert tickets here! from Airheads (1994)
I guess I should have waited longer myself. Let me tell you about the shrew I married. from Airheads (1994)
I guess you woke up when the sun was warm... from Airheads (1994)
I had a meeting with a big record executive and, uh... from Airheads (1994)
I had really short hair. from Airheads (1994)
I hate you. You are nobody and you are never gonna be anybody. from Airheads (1994)
I just feel a little goofy trying to be a badass with a water pistol. from Airheads (1994)
I just said you're on the air, numbnuts. So talk already. from Airheads (1994)
I knew from looking at him that he was a bomb about to go off. from Airheads (1994)
I know it's steep, but think how many people will listen. from Airheads (1994)
I know the procedure. from Airheads (1994)
I know what the Civilian Review Committee says, but they're not doing crowd control. from Airheads (1994)
I know you think I'm a dick... cheese... burger, or whatever, but you need a negotiator. from Airheads (1994)
I know, but then every time you tell somebody to get on the floor... from Airheads (1994)
I know. It's just that I made an appointment with my proctologist... from Airheads (1994)
I like your hair. from Airheads (1994)
I love a parade! from Airheads (1994)
I love you, Chazz! from Airheads (1994)
I may need you to come in tomorrow. from Airheads (1994)
I mean, that that happened. from Airheads (1994)
I mean, these things require a certain measure of delicacy. from Airheads (1994)
I mean, we could draw straws. from Airheads (1994)
I need to talk to you about Chazz Darby. from Airheads (1994)
I play D&D, too! from Airheads (1994)
I played Dungeons and Dragons. from Airheads (1994)
I promise you, someday we're gonna be backstage at the Forum laughing about this. from Airheads (1994)
I said open the door, Milo. from Airheads (1994)
I say we make this an open forum. Let's hear the man out. from Airheads (1994)
I suppose now you're gonna say you love me. from Airheads (1994)
I swear, if you guys play ball. That's what I'm here for. from Airheads (1994)
I think I let her down, but I still want us to be tight. from Airheads (1994)
I think it's about time they treated me with a little respect! from Airheads (1994)
I thought I'd wait for exactly the right moment. from Airheads (1994)
I told you to stock the end caps and mop the employee lounge. from Airheads (1994)
I understand you're trying to make a statement, but this is getting out of hand. from Airheads (1994)
I used to come home tired every night, sometimes five or six in the morning. from Airheads (1994)
I used to masturbate... constantly. from Airheads (1994)
I used to wear corduroy pants. from Airheads (1994)
I wanna be a rock star someday but on my own terms. from Airheads (1994)
I want some tickets to that show with Penelope Lovestocking and Crimson Shroud. from Airheads (1994)
I want those media people back. Come on! Move it! Get it back! from Airheads (1994)
I want you to control this crowd. from Airheads (1994)
I want you to do something but I can't let you put yourself at risk. from Airheads (1994)
I want you to talk to me directly and me only. I have a number for you. from Airheads (1994)
I wanted to get in touch with you, but you didn't leave me your phone number. from Airheads (1994)
I was a geek in school. from Airheads (1994)
I was editor of the school magazine. from Airheads (1994)
I will not be pushed around by Hollywood Boulevard trash like you. from Airheads (1994)
I will offer my services for 10% of the pretax gross. That's standard. from Airheads (1994)
I would love to hear it, but if it's unsolicited, I can't touch it. from Airheads (1994)
I wrote that song before I even met you. from Airheads (1994)
I'll be right there. from Airheads (1994)
I'll fill your face so full of lead, you'll be shitting bullets for a week! from Airheads (1994)
I'll go. from Airheads (1994)
I'll have a record executive for you here soon. from Airheads (1994)
I'll tell you what, Mr. Program Director Man, you put our goddamn tape on the air. from Airheads (1994)
I'm a part of this. You wrote that song for me. That's my song! from Airheads (1994)
I'm coming, you bastard. from Airheads (1994)
I'm cutting loose some dead weight. There'll be a lot going on. from Airheads (1994)
I'm giving you the same rate as everybody else. from Airheads (1994)
I'm gonna get a leather jumpsuit with the crotch cut out. from Airheads (1994)
I'm gonna get some more cash and probably color it in or put some chaps on it. from Airheads (1994)
I'm gonna treat you like gold. from Airheads (1994)
I'm in this band and we've got this incredibly sweet demo. I think you should hear it. from Airheads (1994)
I'm not goin' anywhere. from Airheads (1994)
I'm not pulling pud here. My entire life force is on this tape... from Airheads (1994)
I'm sending out a sweep of Sunset Strip for the girlfriend. I want you there to supervise. from Airheads (1994)
I'm sorry. I wanna talk to the guy with the gun. from Airheads (1994)
I'm trash? from Airheads (1994)
I'm warning you. Don't bring Chazz down! from Airheads (1994)
I've got a reality check for you, curly. What you're doing is a felony, maybe worse. from Airheads (1994)
I've got goose bumps, frankly. from Airheads (1994)
I've no idea what you're saying right now. from Airheads (1994)
If anybody gives us any static, I shove this in their face. from Airheads (1994)
If Chazz needs any bail money, you can just tell him to forget it. from Airheads (1994)
If she doesn't sit on the floor, I don't know why I have to. from Airheads (1994)
If they give you any trouble, cuff 'em and throw 'em in the squad car. from Airheads (1994)
If they're so hot, how come they're not tearing up the charts, babe? from Airheads (1994)
If we go outside, we get roped. We stay and figure it out. from Airheads (1994)
If you guys don't do it, we don't have a deal. from Airheads (1994)
If you would just think for one second instead of trying to be little glory boy. from Airheads (1994)
Improvise. from Airheads (1994)
Is that her? She's a... real looker. from Airheads (1994)
Is that it? I'm not going nowhere, pal! from Airheads (1994)
Is that love or what? from Airheads (1994)
Is that right? So you're gonna tell me that "Purple Haze" says something? from Airheads (1994)
Is this on? from Airheads (1994)
It fell in the toilet. from Airheads (1994)
It was like this total security building. They slid his ticket through a slot with salad tongs. from Airheads (1994)
It's a demo tape. We wanna play it on the air. from Airheads (1994)
It's a plastic gun! from Airheads (1994)
It's a plastic gun! from Airheads (1994)
It's all right, Chazz. Stay calm. We're pulling back. from Airheads (1994)
It's Chester. from Airheads (1994)
It's gonna be a slaughterhouse, with bodies flying through the air like dolls on fire! from Airheads (1994)
It's gonna get some airplay or my man's gonna gank you here and now! from Airheads (1994)
It's gotta come unsolicited. from Airheads (1994)
It's guys like you and Jimmie Wing that ruin everything... from Airheads (1994)
It's kind of weird us meeting like this, huh? from Airheads (1994)
It's more like power slop but with an edge. from Airheads (1994)
It's OK. You can get up when... Goddammit, get back! from Airheads (1994)
It's one thing to goof around but we do have a serious agenda here. Are you with that? from Airheads (1994)
It's that guy in the delivery uniform again. from Airheads (1994)
It's the inbreeding. from Airheads (1994)
It's the middle of July! from Airheads (1994)
It's the police. from Airheads (1994)
It's this or nothing. from Airheads (1994)
It's total anarchy! from Airheads (1994)
It's your show. from Airheads (1994)
It's, uh... the Grim Reaper. See? from Airheads (1994)
Jeez, do you wanna blow this? You know how much these stupid hats set me back? from Airheads (1994)
Jimmie, get out of there. You're ruining my shot. from Airheads (1994)
Just another small town punk comin' out west to be a star. from Airheads (1994)
Just do it, Marcus! from Airheads (1994)
Just keep quiet and get that reel to reel deck down to the booth. from Airheads (1994)
Kayla, I don't have time for this noise. Did you come to bitch at Rex or to help us out? from Airheads (1994)
Kayla, if you're listening, I really need that demo tape. from Airheads (1994)
Kayla! I tried to call you. I'm sorry, it was my fault. from Airheads (1994)
KPPX, where the action never stops. from Airheads (1994)
Later. Let's go. from Airheads (1994)
Leave a message for Chazz. We'll call you back soon, so don't have a spaz! from Airheads (1994)
Let me get this straight. from Airheads (1994)
Let me in! Let me in! from Airheads (1994)
Let's give it to 'em. from Airheads (1994)
Let's go. from Airheads (1994)
Like hell you are. Didn't you hear? We don't have a situation. from Airheads (1994)
Like this Uzi water pistol. They got rid of it cos it looked too real. from Airheads (1994)
Like what "a whole lot more"? from Airheads (1994)
Listen up, guppies, Ian the Shark is back and have I got a surprise for you. from Airheads (1994)
Listen up, you lowlifes, what the hell are we doin' here on a Thursday night? from Airheads (1994)
Listen, Chazz... from Airheads (1994)
Listen, dirthead, shut your mouth and do what you're told. from Airheads (1994)
Listen, I guess I've just tried to wait to meet the right woman. from Airheads (1994)
Listen, I own you! I own you! from Airheads (1994)
Listen, I want you to be my man inside. from Airheads (1994)
Listen, when you're in the line of fire you do what's necessary to get the job done. from Airheads (1994)
Listen, you shaved ape, I could have you picking up garbage for the rest of the decade. from Airheads (1994)
Listen, you sick sack of swill, if you hurt one single... from Airheads (1994)
Look at Chazz doing his thing. from Airheads (1994)
Look at them stupid pantaloons. from Airheads (1994)
Look at this crap. What do we give away first, hats or hair care products? from Airheads (1994)
Look, Chazz says you've got a tape. from Airheads (1994)
Look, I don't wanna have to bring you boys in on a 148. from Airheads (1994)
Look, I know who she is. I'm just a street cop. How am I supposed to find all this stuff? from Airheads (1994)
Look, there's a situation down at Rebel Radio. I'm gonna need to take you in. from Airheads (1994)
Looks like you got your hands full, Mr. Hostage Negotiator. from Airheads (1994)
Mace, I'm in the middle of negotiations... from Airheads (1994)
Mace, we have contact with the man inside. from Airheads (1994)
Man, Chazz is right. All we gotta do is make our own action, you know? from Airheads (1994)
Man, he hustled. That's how come he gets to pork Heather Locklear. from Airheads (1994)
Man, these are my people. from Airheads (1994)
Man, you got hot CDs here and I never hear them. Why don't you ever play these guys? from Airheads (1994)
Maybe if I clean it up and re spool it. Christ! from Airheads (1994)
Maybe you should get a job. from Airheads (1994)
Me, and the lawyers from Palatine Records, we walk. Now do you get that? from Airheads (1994)
Mike, it's him. The wacko's back. from Airheads (1994)
Milo, didn't I tell you to knock when you come in? from Airheads (1994)
Milo, I get six minutes of talk an hour. What do you care how I spend them? from Airheads (1994)
Milo, Milo, Milo. from Airheads (1994)
Milo! from Airheads (1994)
Milo. from Airheads (1994)
Mm hm. Yeah, for, like, six hours a day. from Airheads (1994)
Mm mm. from Airheads (1994)
Moody. from Airheads (1994)
My name's not Chazz. from Airheads (1994)
My whole life, people have been cramming this classic rock crap down my throat. from Airheads (1994)
Nah, just some toys and a bunch of pool cleaning gear. from Airheads (1994)
Nah, you won't be held accountable. from Airheads (1994)
No deal! Yesterday he kicks me out of Palatine Records... from Airheads (1994)
No deal. No. from Airheads (1994)
No offense, but today's music doesn't have a whole lot to say. from Airheads (1994)
No, he's right. But make that 5%, Milo, you scum sucking weasel. from Airheads (1994)
No, I was being a bitch. from Airheads (1994)
No, no, I don't even have a home. I've got a condo. from Airheads (1994)
No, they played this song on the radio, and they got an album. That's what we gotta do. from Airheads (1994)
No? from Airheads (1994)
Nobody look at me! from Airheads (1994)
Nobody's gonna hurt you. Everybody OK? from Airheads (1994)
Now back up against the wall and put your hands above your heads. from Airheads (1994)
Now stay. from Airheads (1994)
Now we have Chazz Darby here. from Airheads (1994)
Now what are you gonna do about that? from Airheads (1994)
Now what? from Airheads (1994)
Now, Chazz, you say all you wanna do is be heard. from Airheads (1994)
Now, when are you planning on breaking this to everyone? from Airheads (1994)
Now, you know my rules. How about sending out another hostage just as a sign... from Airheads (1994)
Number 13: naked pictures of Bea Arthur. from Airheads (1994)
Number three: a Zon walnut bass with a graphite neck. from Airheads (1994)
Number two: a helmet filled with cottage cheese. from Airheads (1994)
Of course. The Partridge Family. Which one of you is Laurie? from Airheads (1994)
Officer O'Malley. Jimmie Wing. from Airheads (1994)
Oh yeah, and we want a record contract, so let's get some record executive here pronto. from Airheads (1994)
Oh, be quiet. from Airheads (1994)
Oh, boy. from Airheads (1994)
Oh, Christ. from Airheads (1994)
Oh, don't. I don't want you to lose your job over this. Milo, this was my bust. from Airheads (1994)
Oh, Gary is a tremendous asshole. from Airheads (1994)
Oh, God! from Airheads (1994)
Oh, God. Oh, God. from Airheads (1994)
Oh, God. Oh, God. from Airheads (1994)
Oh, hey, dude. from Airheads (1994)
Oh, hi. from Airheads (1994)
Oh, man, you actually listen to that Seattle bullshit? from Airheads (1994)
Oh, man. Most of these guns are discontinued anyway. from Airheads (1994)
Oh, my eyes! from Airheads (1994)
Oh, my God. from Airheads (1994)
Oh, my... Here. from Airheads (1994)
Oh, now what? from Airheads (1994)
Oh, please, no. Don't do this. I can't take it, man. My aunt was buried alive! from Airheads (1994)
Oh, what a drag, huh? from Airheads (1994)
Oh, what have we here? from Airheads (1994)
Oh, what?! Hey! Oh! from Airheads (1994)
Oh, whoa. What happened to this? from Airheads (1994)
Oh, why? We need that, too? from Airheads (1994)
Oh, yeah! from Airheads (1994)
Oh, yeah! You can't see nothin' from back there, you filthy scumbags! from Airheads (1994)
Oh, yeah. from Airheads (1994)
Oh! Dammit! from Airheads (1994)
Oh! Uh, Brad. from Airheads (1994)
Oh. from Airheads (1994)
OK, be wild. Be as wild as you wanna. from Airheads (1994)
OK, done. from Airheads (1994)
OK, everybody, shut up! from Airheads (1994)
OK, fine. from Airheads (1994)
OK, give us a real nice intro. from Airheads (1994)
OK, if this bullshit happens again, I'm gonna start blasting! from Airheads (1994)
OK, kiddies, listen up because this is Ian the Shark's final night at KPPX. from Airheads (1994)
OK, this is my girlfriend Kayla. She brought the tape. from Airheads (1994)
OK, um... from Airheads (1994)
OK, we're here to party tonight... from Airheads (1994)
OK, you've sold out the Forum, you're standing in front of 20,000 screaming fans. from Airheads (1994)
OK. from Airheads (1994)
OK. Come here, come here. from Airheads (1994)
OK. Get over there, please. Thank you. from Airheads (1994)
OK. Roll tape. from Airheads (1994)
OK. Super duper. from Airheads (1994)
OK. The cops are going to get Kayla. from Airheads (1994)
Ooh, let's turn down your radio, asshole. from Airheads (1994)
Ooh! Ooh! from Airheads (1994)
Open it up. I'm gonna short circuit it. from Airheads (1994)
Ow! from Airheads (1994)
Ow! from Airheads (1994)
Pepper sauce. Active ingredient: capsicum. from Airheads (1994)
Perhaps it won't be long until this thing blows over. from Airheads (1994)
Pie hole? That supposed to be some Cracker slang? from Airheads (1994)
Piece of cake. Watch this. from Airheads (1994)
Pip is my man with a gun. from Airheads (1994)
Pip, put the monster away. from Airheads (1994)
Pip? from Airheads (1994)
Pip. Pip. from Airheads (1994)
Play it! What are you waiting for? from Airheads (1994)
Play the thing, Milo. Do what he says. from Airheads (1994)
Play, you little maggot. from Airheads (1994)
Please could you put me through to someone on the scene. I don't have much time. from Airheads (1994)
Please don't look. from Airheads (1994)
Please! from Airheads (1994)
Please! from Airheads (1994)
Please. from Airheads (1994)
Pool cleaning gear? Give me that damn phone. from Airheads (1994)
Pool filter, my ass! from Airheads (1994)
Really? What happened? from Airheads (1994)
Rebel Radio oh oh oh oh! from Airheads (1994)
Remember that guy Doper Greg? Remember that guy, man? from Airheads (1994)
Remember, this only works if you still have the hostages. OK, Kayla? Guns up. from Airheads (1994)
Rex, can you set up the sound system so Jimmie Wing can hear the tape? from Airheads (1994)
Rex! from Airheads (1994)
Right, right, right. Who'd win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God? from Airheads (1994)
Right. The machine inside ate the original. My girlfriend's got the only other copy. from Airheads (1994)
Rock 'n' roll! from Airheads (1994)
Rock 'n' roll's been all downhill since Lennon died. from Airheads (1994)
Rodney King! from Airheads (1994)
Rodney King! Rodney King! from Airheads (1994)
Rodney King? What's that supposed to mean? from Airheads (1994)
Rodney King. Rodney King. from Airheads (1994)
Run! from Airheads (1994)
Say "gesundheit". I say it for you, man. from Airheads (1994)
Section G, the force majeure, where it says "riots, disturbance, war, acts of God", etc. from Airheads (1994)
She booted you out again, huh? from Airheads (1994)
She's not like what you'd think. She's actually really cool... from Airheads (1994)
She's totally pissed at me, but... from Airheads (1994)
She's... from Airheads (1994)
Shine on that, Chazz. It ain't worth it. from Airheads (1994)
Shit, man, you guys oughta to have fun. from Airheads (1994)
Shit! Babe, come on. from Airheads (1994)
Shit! Here comes the cavalry. from Airheads (1994)
Shit! We're surrounded. from Airheads (1994)
Shit. from Airheads (1994)
Shit. I gotta go. Bye. from Airheads (1994)
Shoo, dog. Oh, shoo! from Airheads (1994)
Shouldn't you be The Three Rangers? from Airheads (1994)
Shut your face! Just shut your stupid face! I know exactly what I'm doing. from Airheads (1994)
Sit down on the floor now! Everybody else gets to sit in a chair except for you. from Airheads (1994)
Small price to pay to be a legend. Remember when Ozzy pissed on the Alamo... from Airheads (1994)
So just because that anus couldn't get in means that we can't? from Airheads (1994)
So she boots me out of my own house and now I'm at the motor lodge. from Airheads (1994)
So she says to me "He was only cleaning the pool filter, S****les." from Airheads (1994)
So they got the cards. We got the numbers! from Airheads (1994)
So why don't all you little idiots press your faces up against the speakers... from Airheads (1994)
So you, like, answer the phones and all that stuff? from Airheads (1994)
So you're gonna leave me high and dry? That's a nice team attitude. from Airheads (1994)
So, there's only one thing that you can do. from Airheads (1994)
Some Hollywood Boulevard trash comes shimmying up the rain pipe... from Airheads (1994)
Sons of Thunder? Didn't we blow them off the stage at Chez Bang six months ago? from Airheads (1994)
Speak to me. What's goin' down? from Airheads (1994)
Special unscheduled announcement: effective Monday, this station goes... from Airheads (1994)
Stay strong, sister. from Airheads (1994)
Strictly a judgment call. They sold a lot of records after David left. One more question. from Airheads (1994)
Sunday at midnight the station goes soft rock. from Airheads (1994)
Sunday! Swamp motorcycle racing at its best. from Airheads (1994)
Super duper. Thanks. from Airheads (1994)
Suzzi, caller 50 needs some tickets. from Airheads (1994)
Swell. Yeah, I can't wait to hear your brilliant song. from Airheads (1994)
Swimming pools. from Airheads (1994)
Take care now. from Airheads (1994)
Technically I can't do that, Sergeant. The Civilian Review... from Airheads (1994)
Tell me what I can do to get you to end this. from Airheads (1994)
Tell me. from Airheads (1994)
Telling me to shut up now? A brother can't talk without the white man slap him down. from Airheads (1994)
Thank you, Rex. from Airheads (1994)
That can be construed as an act of public enemy. from Airheads (1994)
That, and we're being forced to re staff. from Airheads (1994)
That's how these things work. from Airheads (1994)
That's it? You'll scream "Rock 'n' roll"? You're gonna go to jail for that? from Airheads (1994)
That's Milo's call. Why don't we play 'em? from Airheads (1994)
That's never happened. Does that happen to you? from Airheads (1994)
That's obstruction. from Airheads (1994)
That's right. from Airheads (1994)
That's right. We're gonna get serious. Mano a swine. from Airheads (1994)
That's the problem with you guys. You think cos you have a big job you know something. from Airheads (1994)
That's the quiet cool. Chicks, man, they just flock on it. from Airheads (1994)
That's the way it is, little bro. D'you think Tommy Lee waited for the bus? from Airheads (1994)
The "big deal" is that I'm doing the bullshit work and you're living the rock 'n' roll life. from Airheads (1994)
The amps are props. We'll play your tape through the PA system and you pantomime. from Airheads (1994)
The cop zapped him with a Taser till he went bald. from Airheads (1994)
The cops told me you're looking for a record contract. We've gotta take advantage of this. from Airheads (1994)
The Incredible Crash Dummies. Whoo! from Airheads (1994)
The leader? Hold on. from Airheads (1994)
The Sons of Thunder, for Christ's sake? Pablum. from Airheads (1994)
The USSCA brings you the ultimate in swamp race action. from Airheads (1994)
The voice of the resistance: this is Chazz speaking. Yo! from Airheads (1994)
The water's all clear and cool, and you spin around in there like an egg. from Airheads (1994)
Their target, the only capitalist edifice their MTV soaked minds recognize: from Airheads (1994)
Then he sued for a million bucks when his pubes didn't grow. from Airheads (1994)
Then you realize there's a million of these Jimmie Wing bone smugglers. from Airheads (1994)
There we go. from Airheads (1994)
There's a box of that crap right there. from Airheads (1994)
There's a saying, Milo: "If it's too loud, you're too old." from Airheads (1994)
There's always someone who wants to lump you together with the other buttholes. from Airheads (1994)
There's gotta be a reel to reel. Find it. It's a radio station. from Airheads (1994)
These guys are running the industry... from Airheads (1994)
These guys rule. You're gonna hear some new shit. from Airheads (1994)
They don't know that I'm here. from Airheads (1994)
They don't know that. They think it's real. Now show me what you got. Come on. from Airheads (1994)
They have some more demands. from Airheads (1994)
They wanna talk to you. from Airheads (1994)
They'll cart us off before you can say "Rudolph Redpecker". from Airheads (1994)
They're gonna be all over the news now. from Airheads (1994)
They're shorts, Ian. You know, pants with little legs? from Airheads (1994)
Thing is, she could have left me for a plastic surgeon, but a lousy pool cleaner?! from Airheads (1994)
Things are gonna happen to us no matter what that chimp from Palatine Records says. from Airheads (1994)
Think about it. These things can be very tricky. from Airheads (1994)
Think I give a shit about the Beatles? from Airheads (1994)
This is a major media event. We have lights, crowds... We are gonna bury Lollapalooza! from Airheads (1994)
This is a soggy dream come true! from Airheads (1994)
This is for real. I gotta cut a record. from Airheads (1994)
This is great. from Airheads (1994)
This is my job. I am trying managers, record executives, club owners. That's hard work. from Airheads (1994)
This is one of the things we're struggling against. from Airheads (1994)
This is primo advertising. from Airheads (1994)
This is rockin'. Yeah! from Airheads (1994)
This is the chimp from Palatine? I told you, man. We scored. from Airheads (1994)
This is what I want you to do, Beech. I want you to check in with me periodically. from Airheads (1994)
This thing smells like piss, man. from Airheads (1994)
This was handed down from above, Ian! I fought this kicking and screaming! from Airheads (1994)
Those are free promos. I use 'em as stocking stuffers. from Airheads (1994)
Those sound like concert tickets to me. What do you say we take a few calls? from Airheads (1994)
Time magazine, Larry King Live. from Airheads (1994)
Together, you know. You catch that one, G? from Airheads (1994)
Ugh. from Airheads (1994)
Uh huh? Go. from Airheads (1994)
Uh, 67 copies of Moby Dick. from Airheads (1994)
Uh, Chazz? from Airheads (1994)
Uh, how long? from Airheads (1994)
Uh, we're workin' on it. I don't know, pretty soon. from Airheads (1994)
Um... from Airheads (1994)
Um... from Airheads (1994)
Usual crop of retards. from Airheads (1994)
Vince Neil only got 30 days and he killed somebody. from Airheads (1994)
Wait a minute. I don't see why you automatically have to choose a woman. from Airheads (1994)
Wait a minute. That can't be right. You can't pluralize "Lone Ranger". from Airheads (1994)
Wanna see the cops shut this party down? from Airheads (1994)
Warp speed, Mr. Sulu! from Airheads (1994)
Way to go, Pip. from Airheads (1994)
We are sitting on a gold mine here. from Airheads (1994)
We can't play this tape. We're only set up for CDs and cassettes. from Airheads (1994)
We got a contract! from Airheads (1994)
We got a record contract! from Airheads (1994)
We had to break in. from Airheads (1994)
We have an army of attorneys looking out for all our investments. from Airheads (1994)
We haven't lucked out yet. Stay here, Pip. from Airheads (1994)
We made it, babe. We made it. from Airheads (1994)
We round everyone up, put 'em in the station and nobody leaves until we figure this out. from Airheads (1994)
We should've brought a cassette. from Airheads (1994)
We start touring in six months. from Airheads (1994)
We were wondering if you could set us up like you did with the Sons of Thunder. from Airheads (1994)
We'll see about that. Let's go. Out! All you losers. from Airheads (1994)
We're a band. from Airheads (1994)
We're changing formats. from Airheads (1994)
We're down, man. Hendrix was God. from Airheads (1994)
We're going on the air, Pip. We're going live! from Airheads (1994)
We're gonna soon witness the culmination of this extraordinary rock 'n' roll drama: from Airheads (1994)
We're making records. from Airheads (1994)
We've been trying to get solicited... from Airheads (1994)
We've got these guys by the short curlies. We could demand free stuff from the cops. from Airheads (1994)
Well, Chazz, my man... from Airheads (1994)
Well, I guess all we have to say is that we wanna be heard. from Airheads (1994)
Well, I suppose I could come in for most of Saturday. from Airheads (1994)
Well, I'm sorry. I'm just trying to conjure up... from Airheads (1994)
Well, it's kind of sexist, don't you think? from Airheads (1994)
Well, it's like death is stalking me... from Airheads (1994)
Well, maybe you could have gone and bought one. from Airheads (1994)
Well, OK, O'Malley. from Airheads (1994)
Well, that fried out most of the board. from Airheads (1994)
Well, that's very nice of you. from Airheads (1994)
Well, then maybe a gimmick would help. The cream always rises, OK? from Airheads (1994)
Well, there's three of you. You're not exactly lone. from Airheads (1994)
Well, there's three psychotic musicians with guns. How would you feel? from Airheads (1994)
Well, three months if they behave themselves. from Airheads (1994)
Well, we talked about solicitation... from Airheads (1994)
Well, what do you call an office full of hostages? from Airheads (1994)
Well, you've got the whole world listening. What have you got to say? from Airheads (1994)
What a bitch. from Airheads (1994)
What am I supposed to do, beg him? What are you doing to get us out of here? from Airheads (1994)
What am I talking about? There's probably cool stuff here. Play track two. from Airheads (1994)
What are you doin', man? from Airheads (1994)
What are you doing sending me in with these animals? They're out of control. from Airheads (1994)
What are you doing, MacGyver? from Airheads (1994)
What are you doing, you little buttnut? from Airheads (1994)
What are you doing? from Airheads (1994)
What are you doing? We're filming. from Airheads (1994)
What are you talking about? from Airheads (1994)
What are you thinking about? from Airheads (1994)
What are you, a crack baby? Give me that. I'll show you. from Airheads (1994)
What did he say? Why didn't you tell me? from Airheads (1994)
What did I do? I'm just yankin' the guy. from Airheads (1994)
What did you do to my tape? Can we even play this? from Airheads (1994)
What do you think, Ian? from Airheads (1994)
What else can I say? from Airheads (1994)
What have I got? My guitar, my bike and my woman. That's all I got in the world. from Airheads (1994)
What is your musical vibe? from Airheads (1994)
What the hell are these? from Airheads (1994)
What the hell is going on? Get those people outta here! Get 'em outta here! from Airheads (1994)
What the hell is this, O'Malley? Now you bring in a cop to try to kill me? from Airheads (1994)
What the hell is this? You invited me to come out! from Airheads (1994)
What was she on the Clydesdale scale? from Airheads (1994)
What? from Airheads (1994)
What? from Airheads (1994)
What? from Airheads (1994)
What's this attitude, Kayla? Know what I've been through today? from Airheads (1994)
When the weather gets like this it brings all you nutbags out... from Airheads (1994)
When they hear this song they'll go apeshit. It's just gonna take time. What's the big deal? from Airheads (1994)
Where do you get the balls to fire me? from Airheads (1994)
White man with a gun. Same shit been happenin' to my people for 425 odd years. from Airheads (1994)
Who gives a shit?! I'm trying to think here, OK? from Airheads (1994)
Whoa. from Airheads (1994)
Whoo! from Airheads (1994)
Whoo. OK, who's got a Tic Tac? from Airheads (1994)
Why don't black people like me? from Airheads (1994)
Why don't we give ourselves up? We could say we were joking around. from Airheads (1994)
Why don't we let Yvonne go, man? She's very nice. from Airheads (1994)
Why don't you cut your losses? You're in over your head. from Airheads (1994)
Why don't you give it up, Chester? You can talk it over later. from Airheads (1994)
Will you both shut up, please?! OK. You're brothers, all right? from Airheads (1994)
Wilson, get over here! from Airheads (1994)
With that "I seem so stupid I must be cute" routine? from Airheads (1994)
Work your way up the vent ducts to the roof. Two of my men will meet you there. from Airheads (1994)
Wow. Now you got yourself a whole arsenal here. from Airheads (1994)
Yeah, dude. from Airheads (1994)
Yeah, forget it. Come on, just play it. from Airheads (1994)
Yeah, I seen that. Anthrax and Public Enemy, that was outta control, man. from Airheads (1994)
Yeah, I'm back. If the cops kill him before the spot runs, you'll get a complete refund. from Airheads (1994)
Yeah, I'm up here in A&R right now. from Airheads (1994)
Yeah, that's where you gotta figure how many Clydesdales it'd take to tear her off your face. from Airheads (1994)
Yeah, they love us. from Airheads (1994)
Yeah, we're almost there. from Airheads (1994)
Yeah, well, we got the look, man. We're gonna be huge. from Airheads (1994)
Yeah, well, we've kind of established that. What else? from Airheads (1994)
Yeah! from Airheads (1994)
Yeah! from Airheads (1994)
Yeah! Blood's gonna come out of your head... from Airheads (1994)
Yeah! Sweetness. from Airheads (1994)
Yeah? What am I doin' now? from Airheads (1994)
Yeah. from Airheads (1994)
Yeah. from Airheads (1994)
Yeah. That's it there. from Airheads (1994)
Yeah. Well, I figured you'd come around. from Airheads (1994)
Yes, sir. from Airheads (1994)
Yes. Yes. from Airheads (1994)
Yo, scumbag, are you selling ads on our airtime? from Airheads (1994)
You again! You just can't learn, can you, scumbag? from Airheads (1994)
You better figure it out, or it's curtains for everyone. from Airheads (1994)
You blast this in somebody's face and they're all like "Oh! Oh!" from Airheads (1994)
You called on the phone, but we're not at home. from Airheads (1994)
You can't buy this kind of media exposure. from Airheads (1994)
You can't cuss on the air. from Airheads (1994)
You can't smoke here, babe. from Airheads (1994)
You don't break the law but occasionally you bend it. When that time comes, improvise. from Airheads (1994)
You don't even care what happens to me! from Airheads (1994)
You don't even listen to music. What are you doing with a whole crate of CDs? from Airheads (1994)
You flake! You don't care about this band. You run around all day in your fudgies. from Airheads (1994)
You get to sit in a nice office all day smoking and drinking coffee. from Airheads (1994)
You go and pull this moron stunt. from Airheads (1994)
You gotta come down because we've got free tickets to give away... from Airheads (1994)
You gotta get it to the station. from Airheads (1994)
You gotta make it happen. from Airheads (1994)
You gotta scare these people. Practice. Just try it. from Airheads (1994)
You guys are an unsigned band... from Airheads (1994)
You guys are crazy, man. from Airheads (1994)
You guys suck. from Airheads (1994)
You have my word. How long before you play your tape? from Airheads (1994)
You have to send out one of the hostages just as a sign of good faith. That's my rules. from Airheads (1994)
You heard it for about five seconds and then it got ate. from Airheads (1994)
You heard the man. Hit the deck or I smoke you. from Airheads (1994)
You just hung up on an important man. from Airheads (1994)
You just keep your eyes open and your tail down. from Airheads (1994)
You know, "Relax to the mellow sounds of The Rain on KPPX." from Airheads (1994)
You know, I can understand "Mom" or "I Heart Wanda", but why the Reaper? from Airheads (1994)
You know? from Airheads (1994)
You look like half a butt puppet that... from Airheads (1994)
You men, back off. Get back, goddammit! Put those guns down! from Airheads (1994)
You must have five fingered most of the store by now. from Airheads (1994)
You poser! from Airheads (1994)
You punch it in, OK? from Airheads (1994)
You see, that's just it. You think everything's gonna happen to you. from Airheads (1994)
You should put it out. The smoke could damage the equipment. from Airheads (1994)
You surprised us. I'm Sergeant O'Malley. I'm here to work with you. from Airheads (1994)
You think you're better than me? Huh? from Airheads (1994)
You wanna get smart with me? Try it. from Airheads (1994)
You wanna make a change, right? Get serious about your look at Hair Bomb on Melrose. from Airheads (1994)
You wanna play this tape on the radio, then you'll come out? from Airheads (1994)
You wanna punch it up, Ian? You're as spunky as a corpse. from Airheads (1994)
You wanna take a step back? You're standing on my dick, man! from Airheads (1994)
You want him to make a speech? Who does he look like, Sting? from Airheads (1994)
You wrote that song before you even met me. from Airheads (1994)
You'd better go about your business. from Airheads (1994)
You're all whoo hoo and shit. from Airheads (1994)
You're firing me, you little snake in the grass bastard? from Airheads (1994)
You're Kayla! from Airheads (1994)
You're on the air. from Airheads (1994)
You're outta here. from Airheads (1994)
You're so rude! You don't just burst in here without knocking. from Airheads (1994)
You're treating me like I'm a goober after I wrote this song for you? from Airheads (1994)
You've gotta see this. We've got CDs, we've got T shirts, we've got... from Airheads (1994)
You've just begun to kick and scream, you sniveling putz. I'll kill you! from Airheads (1994)
You've really great arms. You should show them off. from Airheads (1994)
Yvonne, go. You'll be home in time for The Simpsons. from Airheads (1994)
12 years of marriage and devotion down the tubes. from Airheads (1994)
...for everyone. Jimmie, they're talking about you on KPPX. from Airheads (1994)
...itching on my... It could be hemorrhoids. I don't wanna hear that. from Airheads (1994)
# Degenerated... Rex! from Airheads (1994)
A hostage, doof. Sorry. from Airheads (1994)
a rock 'n' roll radio station. Oh, man. This is complete bullshit. from Airheads (1994)
A screamfest... Oh, Pip. Get your filthy shoes off my furniture! from Airheads (1994)
About time. What's happening? from Airheads (1994)
Agh! A fight! from Airheads (1994)
All right, against the wall. Come on, tough, tough! from Airheads (1994)
All right, everybody back to the booth. Argh! from Airheads (1994)
All right! Whoo! from Airheads (1994)
And he says I get to stay. Right, Pip? Sorry, dude. from Airheads (1994)
And Sunday. Well, yeah, yeah. from Airheads (1994)
Anything else? Yeah. The local PD just faxed us his picture. from Airheads (1994)
Are you crapping me? Didn't you play the song for him? from Airheads (1994)
Are you ready? Almost. from Airheads (1994)
Arrests? Just two tickets for helmet violation. from Airheads (1994)
Back it up! Just get outta the way. Let 'em go. from Airheads (1994)
Beech, is that you? They've got six hostages. from Airheads (1994)
But this is what you wanted! Wanna know what I think of your contract? from Airheads (1994)
But what are we supposed to say? What? Don't say anything. from Airheads (1994)
Chazz, is everybody OK? What the hell was that bullshit? from Airheads (1994)
Come here. What? I'm right here. from Airheads (1994)
Come on, Butt head, give me the phone. Am I speaking English, dipshit? from Airheads (1994)
Come on, Butt head! No way. Shut up, Beavis. from Airheads (1994)
Come on, let's go. I'll get this door open. Let's go, let's go, let's go. from Airheads (1994)
Come on, Rex. Shut up. from Airheads (1994)
Come on. Please. from Airheads (1994)
Could I get something to eat, man? You hungry, buddy? from Airheads (1994)
Did he like the tape? I was about to give it to him... from Airheads (1994)
Did you mail the rent? You, uh... you didn't leave me a stamp. from Airheads (1994)
Dispatch has another call from inside. Swell. from Airheads (1994)
Don't yell at me, Milo. You're screwing on a $1,400 leather couch! from Airheads (1994)
Done. Where's the tape deck? from Airheads (1994)
Ease up. Somebody gave you a break once. Even though you're a goon. from Airheads (1994)
Excuse me? It's just that I listen to a lot of rap music... from Airheads (1994)
Excuse me? The chick from The Golden Girls. from Airheads (1994)
Get out. We came to talk to you about a demo tape. from Airheads (1994)
Get them away from the van. I was an accountant. from Airheads (1994)
Get your hands off me, Jackson. You wanna try gettin' physical with me? from Airheads (1994)
Give it a rest. Not in the closet! from Airheads (1994)
Give me her number. I'll call her. I already tried that. She's off for the night. from Airheads (1994)
Go for broke. It's on the LAPD. Oh. from Airheads (1994)
God. Wrong. Trick question. Lemmy is God. from Airheads (1994)
God. Mr. Perfectionist. Quit necking. All we got was a quarter inch. from Airheads (1994)
Got a proposition for you. Oh, shit. from Airheads (1994)
Great. Shit! from Airheads (1994)
Guys! I ain't fartin' on no snare drum. from Airheads (1994)
Have you made contact? No. One guy came out, but he went back in. from Airheads (1994)
He doesn't wear a helmet, does he? It's right there on the box. Read it. from Airheads (1994)
He hasn't even heard the demo yet. Well, if he likes it, I'd like to help. from Airheads (1994)
He's a cop. Later, bacon. from Airheads (1994)
He's movin' in with us for a while. Great! We can rock out after breakfast. from Airheads (1994)
He's such a tweaker. It sucks. from Airheads (1994)
Hello, O'Malley. They called you too soon. It's solved itself. from Airheads (1994)
Hello? Hello. from Airheads (1994)
Hello. Yes, hello. Put the pig on! from Airheads (1994)
Here we go, my man. This is so exciting! from Airheads (1994)
Hey, Chazz, let me in. Keep an eye on him, Pip. from Airheads (1994)
Hey, hi. Are you an executive here? Yeah. from Airheads (1994)
Hey, no dice, man. Get outta here. Oh, come on, Rex. from Airheads (1994)
Hey, Pip, check this out. Oh! Oh! from Airheads (1994)
Hey, Pip, you quitting on us? The door's locked. from Airheads (1994)
Hey, that's my jacket! Put it out! from Airheads (1994)
Hey! Whoa! from Airheads (1994)
Hey! The thing took my card! Oh, shit. from Airheads (1994)
Hi there. Jimmie Wing. Hi. How are you? from Airheads (1994)
Hi. Hi. from Airheads (1994)
Hi. Oh, no. Hey, excuse me? from Airheads (1994)
How can you even tell these bands apart? I read the trades. from Airheads (1994)
How can you pluralize "The Lone Ranger"? What's wrong with that? from Airheads (1994)
How can you say no to that? You're on thin ice. You're not untouchable. from Airheads (1994)
How is this? I feel kinda goofy. You look like an idiot. from Airheads (1994)
I ain't lip syncing, man. It's a video. People always lip sync. from Airheads (1994)
I always gotta tell you to put pants on. He's making this up! from Airheads (1994)
I came all the way down here just to bring it! And you took real good care of it, Yoko! from Airheads (1994)
I can't tell you my code. Will you tell him the code? And hurry up. from Airheads (1994)
I don't have much time. What? Who is this? from Airheads (1994)
I had a bug collection. I ate my boogers. Ugh! from Airheads (1994)
I love this guy. But we still have a deal, right? from Airheads (1994)
I love you. Oh, my God. from Airheads (1994)
I said no! Look at the boots they gave me. Excuse me. from Airheads (1994)
I told you not to leave it on the tank. You ruined my make up, butt! from Airheads (1994)
I told you, man. Things are going our way. Take a few steps back from the door! from Airheads (1994)
I wanna live the life, too. I'm doing this for us. from Airheads (1994)
I want a PRS Guitar with the dragon inlay. Nice. from Airheads (1994)
I was in the merchant marines. Yeah, I copy that. from Airheads (1994)
I won't try anything. You shouldn't have escaped then. from Airheads (1994)
I'm gonna clip us some Cs, dude. Sweet. from Airheads (1994)
I'm gonna grease somebody in here, I swear! Chazz, don't do anything crazy. from Airheads (1994)
I'm gonna miss Yvonne. Let me tell you something. from Airheads (1994)
I'm gonna stab your heads off. With what? With what? from Airheads (1994)
I'm just... I gotta... Yeah, go ahead. from Airheads (1994)
I'm telling you, it is tough. This guy knows. from Airheads (1994)
Ian, you wanna talk to these fellas? What do you suggest? from Airheads (1994)
If there is one stain on that couch... You'll what? from Airheads (1994)
Is that so, huh? Yeah, that's so, Chester. from Airheads (1994)
It's a real gun! Fall back behind the barriers. from Airheads (1994)
It's all right. Don't worry about it. I'm really sorry. I just came out and bonk! from Airheads (1994)
It's locked. Pip, give me your bank card. from Airheads (1994)
It's more like a power slop. But we don't limit ourselves to labels. from Airheads (1994)
It's three weirdos with Uzis. Outstanding, Beech. from Airheads (1994)
Keep going! Kayla! from Airheads (1994)
Lemmy. Ah! from Airheads (1994)
Let me see your arm. Why? from Airheads (1994)
Man, back there, that was huge. Thanks. Rock 'n' roll. from Airheads (1994)
Man. How'd they know we were here? from Airheads (1994)
May I help you, sir? Hello. from Airheads (1994)
Move it, move it, move it. Cockroach. from Airheads (1994)
My Christ! What are you doing? You don't even care. from Airheads (1994)
Nah. We almost got in. That's too bad. Let's go. from Airheads (1994)
No, Ian. Come on, man, you gotta help me. There's nothing more that I can do. from Airheads (1994)
Not true. It is too! from Airheads (1994)
Oh, come on, this is bullshit. That's all we are to you, some freak show? from Airheads (1994)
Oh, come on. Get the hell out of here! from Airheads (1994)
Oh, hi. Hi. from Airheads (1994)
Oh, jeez. More people. OK. from Airheads (1994)
Oh, man. The demo's wasted. What are we gonna do now? from Airheads (1994)
Oh, my God. Here it is. All right. from Airheads (1994)
Oh, my snout. You bastard! from Airheads (1994)
Oh! This is bullshit! from Airheads (1994)
OK, OK, OK, OK. Kayla! Go! from Airheads (1994)
OK, who are you guys? My name's Pip. from Airheads (1994)
OK? OK, all right. Thank you. from Airheads (1994)
Oops. He's got a gun! He's got a gun! from Airheads (1994)
Open the door, Milo. Quiet. from Airheads (1994)
Ow! Get it, retard. from Airheads (1994)
Ow! Hey, hey, hey. Just cool it, huh? from Airheads (1994)
Rebel Radio's goin' soft? We're changing our name to The Rain. from Airheads (1994)
Record contract? Uh huh. from Airheads (1994)
Rex. What? from Airheads (1994)
Say something. They like you. Shut up, dick smoke! from Airheads (1994)
Seriously, move it. I'm not scared, Pip. Come on. from Airheads (1994)
Shroud rips, dude. All right, bro, no problem. from Airheads (1994)
Shut up. I'm just sayin'. from Airheads (1994)
So what do you guys want? You guys are, like, The Lone Rangers, right? from Airheads (1994)
So what? Will you shut up? Just get to the point. What? from Airheads (1994)
So you two haven't heard the demo? I heard it on the radio earlier. from Airheads (1994)
So, what else we got so far? Number one: airplay, underlined twice. from Airheads (1994)
So? So you get out! from Airheads (1994)
Sorry about all this. Enjoy. I can't wait. from Airheads (1994)
Speak up, Beech. Are they molesting you? No, I'm hiding in the air cooling system. from Airheads (1994)
Stay out of this and get your hands off her! Why did he call you that? from Airheads (1994)
Stop! Hey, man, what are you doing? from Airheads (1994)
Suzzi, you can leave right now. No, I can't, because I'm a hostage... from Airheads (1994)
Swimming pools, huh? Yeah. I wish I was in one right now. from Airheads (1994)
Thank you. Hey! What about me? from Airheads (1994)
That guy in the ceiling, what was that? He says he doesn't know. from Airheads (1994)
That surfer guy wants to come back inside. What? Will you tell that guy to piss off? from Airheads (1994)
That's about the skinny of it. And what sound... from Airheads (1994)
That's good. It kinda hurt my throat. from Airheads (1994)
That's what we gotta do. Looks like they got a load in them pants. from Airheads (1994)
That's what we want. You don't demand one from the cops. from Airheads (1994)
The band. The band name. Sorry about that. from Airheads (1994)
The board's fried. I can't fix it. Oh! from Airheads (1994)
The mayor is on holiday... I'd like to croak that bitch. from Airheads (1994)
The movie or the book? They made a book out of that? from Airheads (1994)
There you go. Thank you. from Airheads (1994)
They're all fine. My name's Chazz. Great. It's good to meet you, Chazz. from Airheads (1994)
This is it, babe. All set, Chazz. from Airheads (1994)
This is never gonna work. Pip, what is your problem? from Airheads (1994)
This place is sealed up like a dolphin's butt. Watertight! from Airheads (1994)
Tonto must have loaded the tape in wrong. Hey, your machine dilapitatled it, man. from Airheads (1994)
Too late. I'm outta here. I'll tell Covington. from Airheads (1994)
Try for John Landis. Landis is huge. from Airheads (1994)
Turn it off! Come on, man. What did you do? What you doing? from Airheads (1994)
Uh, yeah. On top of that, your tape is destroyed. from Airheads (1994)
Uh, yeah. Thank you. from Airheads (1994)
Uh... There's a lot Chester didn't tell you about. from Airheads (1994)
Um, if we play the tape, will you go? That's all we need, d cheese. from Airheads (1994)
Untie me. You're doing so good, babe. from Airheads (1994)
We could play anything. Not that slap bass noise. I hate that. from Airheads (1994)
We could... OK. from Airheads (1994)
We got that background check in. Yeah, let me see this. from Airheads (1994)
We're with you, Chazz. I want your body! from Airheads (1994)
We've got a killer list. Yeah. We ask for airplay and whatever else... from Airheads (1994)
Well, this is beautiful. Well, I try to be a team player. from Airheads (1994)
Well... That's a good question. from Airheads (1994)
What about it? Amend that to exclude this hostage crisis. from Airheads (1994)
What about the song? How we gonna play... Ah. from Airheads (1994)
What are they doing? Messin' with our heads. from Airheads (1994)
What are you gonna say to 'em? I'm gonna say... from Airheads (1994)
What are you guys doing? We're taking the cops up on those demands. from Airheads (1994)
What are your demands? Nothing. I just don't wanna go outside. from Airheads (1994)
What do we need? A hockey stick up the backside of his head. from Airheads (1994)
What do you think, Ian? To tell you the truth, I stick to the classics. from Airheads (1994)
What do you want from me? Tell me. from Airheads (1994)
What do you want me to call you? Hey, come on. from Airheads (1994)
What side did you take? Halen or Roth? Van Halen. from Airheads (1994)
What the f... Sergeant. from Airheads (1994)
What was all that firing? You tell me. You've got guys in the ceiling! from Airheads (1994)
What was that? I don't know. from Airheads (1994)
What, are you yankin' me? If you don't do it this way... from Airheads (1994)
What, Doug? Um, here, see. It's all there. from Airheads (1994)
What? Get outta here! Get lost, all right? from Airheads (1994)
What? What a question. from Airheads (1994)
What? Why'd you ask for a record contract? from Airheads (1994)
What? You go. from Airheads (1994)
What? You got any kind of training? from Airheads (1994)
What?! It's not turned on. They ain't givin' us no juice. from Airheads (1994)
What's he talking about, Chazz? It's, uh... He's, uh... from Airheads (1994)
What's that? My name's Suzzi, with two z's. from Airheads (1994)
What's the problem? Well, I've been having a little bit of, uh... from Airheads (1994)
What's unsolicited? Forget it. Just forget it. from Airheads (1994)
What's your name? My rhythm section's watching me! from Airheads (1994)
What's your secret code? Huh? What for? from Airheads (1994)
Where are you goin'? You mind if I take a pee, man? from Airheads (1994)
Who are you? Chris Moore, Capitol Records. Let me in. from Airheads (1994)
Whoa, look, we got fans. I didn't know that many people knew us. from Airheads (1994)
Whoa, whoa. What am I hearing? What's wrong, man? from Airheads (1994)
Whoo! Check it out, man. They dig our song. from Airheads (1994)
Wrong! You got Hagar slacks, a pony nub. Bet it ain't even real. from Airheads (1994)
Yeah, but a gun? Mace out. from Airheads (1994)
Yeah, I think so. Yeah, get the book. from Airheads (1994)
Yeah, I'm with that. Good. from Airheads (1994)
Yeah, what's that? Will you look? This is hot. from Airheads (1994)
Yeah, you can kiss my ass. Why don't you make the chicks get naked? from Airheads (1994)
Yeah! Ooh! Ow, my spine! from Airheads (1994)
Yeah. We saw you at The Wheel Well last month. from Airheads (1994)
Yo, is everyone havin' a good time tonight? Yeah! from Airheads (1994)
Yo! Mama. from Airheads (1994)
You didn't have to do that! Shut up. from Airheads (1994)
You getting this, Wilson? Establish contact, ensure it's no false alarm. from Airheads (1994)
You gotta find my tape. Sure. OK. What kind of tape is it? from Airheads (1994)
You have to be careful. Jimmie! from Airheads (1994)
You lost me. Forget it, Ian. Just play the thing! from Airheads (1994)
You pud! All those blow jobs for nothing. from Airheads (1994)
You put the power back on! No, I won't, Chazz. I'm drawin' the line there! from Airheads (1994)
You put the power back on. You're stirring the crowd up. from Airheads (1994)
You shut up! Both of you shut up! from Airheads (1994)
You suck. Come down here and say that, you punks! from Airheads (1994)
You think you are, but you're not. Get out. Without me you have no ratings. from Airheads (1994)
You're acting like a spaz! Well, what about you? from Airheads (1994)
You're gonna have to find her. Where is she? from Airheads (1994)
You're on the air. Whoa, am I on the air? from Airheads (1994)
You're the hottest thing since Marky Mark. Marky Mark! That guy sucks. from Airheads (1994)
...and basically getting us signed. from Airheads (1994)
...and blow your brains out! from Airheads (1994)
...and I don't know what else to say. Come on, man, can you give us a shot? from Airheads (1994)
...and I know how angry black people are. from Airheads (1994)
...and I quote: "White urban males are the least likely to elicit tears... from Airheads (1994)
...and it's telling me I better get off my ass and get this band rolling. from Airheads (1994)
...and Pip is my... from Airheads (1994)
...and rode your Harley up and down Melrose impressing all the 15 year old girls, right? from Airheads (1994)
...and since I am a trouble magnet, I have one thing to say to you bozos: back off. from Airheads (1994)
...and the guy said he'd snap us up in a second if it weren't for the lawyers. from Airheads (1994)
...and the only people there are the other bands? from Airheads (1994)
...and then after that it don't matter. from Airheads (1994)
...and there's nothing you can do about it cos I'm a madman! from Airheads (1994)
...and they don't know a damn thing about rock 'n' roll! from Airheads (1994)
...and today he has a record contract for me to sign. He hasn't even heard my tape. No deal! from Airheads (1994)
...and until I decide there are no options, you don't use force. from Airheads (1994)
...and was banned from San Antonio for a decade? from Airheads (1994)
...and you broke into the radio station to get your demo played on the air? from Airheads (1994)
...and, well, I guess what it all comes down to is that we really care about each other and... from Airheads (1994)
...are you megastars of the future hip to? from Airheads (1994)
...but we are completely surrounded by cops. We need some feedback here. Go. from Airheads (1994)
...comin' at ya, smooth talking DJ terrorist. from Airheads (1994)
...easy listening. from Airheads (1994)
...from a city already beleaguered by people with real problems." from Airheads (1994)
...had a teeny weeny little skid mark in it. You'd have thought I started World War Nine. from Airheads (1994)
...here's that hit single by The Lone Rangers. from Airheads (1994)
...I screwed up. She's been there for me from the beginning. from Airheads (1994)
...it's not just the music, it's the way you talk about it. You have such passion. from Airheads (1994)
...like you're gonna rob the place and you're like "I just wanna buy something"? from Airheads (1994)
...or I'll stab your eyeballs out and piss all over your brain! from Airheads (1994)
...rock 'n' roll! from Airheads (1994)
...rock stars don't go to jail. Christ. from Airheads (1994)
...so come on down! from Airheads (1994)
...so in the middle of our show they can dunk me in a tank and I can do my solo. from Airheads (1994)
...the kind of woman who would go out with you. from Airheads (1994)
...the Sons of Thunder. from Airheads (1994)
...then a security guard showed up and ruined everything. from Airheads (1994)
...then we demand a bunch of weird stuff so we can plead insanity later. from Airheads (1994)
...they're gonna be like "Even me, Pip? I thought we had something going." from Airheads (1994)
...this is gonna take some time, OK? from Airheads (1994)
...to get some type of cream or something. from Airheads (1994)
...we won't be able to sync it up in post. OK, Rex, lift up the gun so they can see it. from Airheads (1994)
...when we're on the cover of Rip magazine lookin' cool. from Airheads (1994)
...with our little buddies... from Airheads (1994)
"Chazz Darby, born Jerkwater, Iowa. Real name: Chester Ogilvie." from Airheads (1994)
"Getting To Know Your Armed Assailant." from Airheads (1994)
"The Lone Rangers." That's original. from Airheads (1994)
# And our minds are from Airheads (1994)
# And prove that he's a man from Airheads (1994)
# Are you ready from Airheads (1994)
# As long as he can do his girl from Airheads (1994)
# Degenerate, degenerate from Airheads (1994)
# Degenerate, degenerate from Airheads (1994)
# Degenerated from Airheads (1994)
# Degenerated from Airheads (1994)
# Degenerated from Airheads (1994)
# Degenerated from Airheads (1994)
# Degenerated from Airheads (1994)
# Don't hate me from Airheads (1994)
# Johnny can't read, Johnny can't write from Airheads (1994)
# Johnny don't care about the world from Airheads (1994)
# Kids just don't understand from Airheads (1994)
# This faded Valentine is what you sent me from Airheads (1994)
# To rumble? from Airheads (1994)
# Vegetated from Airheads (1994)
# What's Johnny doin' out on a Tuesday night? from Airheads (1994)
# Your lips are full, your head is empty from Airheads (1994)