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UHF

UHF

UHF: A Zany Comedy Extravaganza!

Released in 1989, "UHF" is a hilarious and wacky cult classic comedy film. Directed by Jay Levey and starring the one and only "Weird Al" Yankovic, it takes viewers on a wild and absurd journey through the world of local UHF television.

This comedic gem showcases Weird Al Yankovic in his feature film debut as George Newman, an eternally optimistic dreamer who is handed the reins to a failing UHF station, Channel 62. With his unconventional imagination and a ragtag crew, George transforms the station into a hub of offbeat shows, resulting in uproarious and unpredictable hilarity.

The exceptional cast of "UHF" brings the madness to life with their impeccable comedic timing. Joining Weird Al, we have Michael Richards as Stanley Spadowski, the utterly bizarre janitor turned children's show host. Richards masterfully embodies Stanley, showcasing his physical comedy genius. Francesca A. Roberts portrays Pamela Finklestein, George's level-headed and supportive love interest who helps keep Channel 62 afloat. Kevin McCarthy plays the villainous network executive, R.J. Fletcher, who will stop at nothing to bring George and his unconventional programming down. Additionally, Victoria Jackson shines as Teri, the quirky but lovable secretary at the station.

A true highlight of "UHF" is the creative and outlandish TV shows and sketches that George invents to save the station. One iconic sketch is the "Wheel of Fish," a parody of game shows where contestants can win bizarre prizes such as fish. With its absurdity and unpredictable outcomes, the "Wheel of Fish" becomes an audience favorite, leaving viewers in stitches. Another memorable show created by George is "Town Talk with George Newman," where he interviews potted plants and delivers hilariously absurd news.

Not to be missed is the iconic music video-parody "Spatula City." Weird Al's critically acclaimed talent for song parodies is abundantly evident in "UHF," as he delivers a catchy and infectious jingle that humorously promotes a store selling nothing but spatulas. Whether you're an avid Weird Al fan or a newcomer to his musical genius, "Spatula City" promises endless joy and an irresistible urge to sing along.

This extraordinary journey into the world of UHF television is accompanied by a vibrant and energetic soundtrack that perfectly complements the scenes. Filled with Weird Al's signature humor and musical prowess, the soundtrack features original songs like "Money for Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies," a mash-up of Dire Straits' hit and the classic TV theme. The soundtrack also includes parodies of popular artists such as James Brown ("Fun Zone") and The Talking Heads ("She Drives Like Crazy"). With its eclectic mix of genres and spot-on parodies, the "UHF" soundtrack guarantees to keep audiences entertained long after the credits roll.

Good news for the fans of "UHF" and Weird Al Yankovic's music, as you can now play and download these sounds! Rediscover the comedic brilliance of "UHF" and relive the hilarious moments with the cast as you groove to the catchy tunes. With just a few clicks, you can have the iconic "Spatula City" jingle dazzling your ears or let the infectious beats of "Money for Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies" transport you back to 1989.

In conclusion, "UHF" is an uproarious and eye-opening comedy that takes viewers on an unforgettable journey through the zany world of local UHF television. With Weird Al Yankovic at the helm, supported by a stellar cast, this cult classic offers a rollercoaster of laughter from start to finish. So, grab some popcorn, gather your friends, and prepare for a side-splitting adventure into the absurd realm of "UHF"! Remember, you can play and download these sounds here!

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A file that represented two months of intensive research.
A file that represented two months of intensive research.
A giant warehouse of spatulas for every occasion.
A giant warehouse of spatulas for every occasion.
A red snapper.
A red snapper.
A serious discussion about our various career options.
A serious discussion about our various career options.
A sophisticated piece of machinery like this...
A sophisticated piece of machinery like this...
A trophy.
A trophy.
A twinkie wiener sandwich!
A twinkie wiener sandwich!
A UHF station!
A UHF station!
A unique business opportunity.
A unique business opportunity.
About this Channel 62.
About this Channel 62.
About what goes on at a television station.
About what goes on at a television station.
Absolutely nothing!
Absolutely nothing!
After 15 years, they just toss me out
After 15 years, they just toss me out
Ah, Foofie, are you psyched?
Ah, Foofie, are you psyched?
Ah, George, you know I couldn't do that.
Ah, George, you know I couldn't do that.
Ah, Richard, you shouldn't have.
Ah, Richard, you shouldn't have.
Ah! Ooh!
Ah! Ooh!
Ah.
Ah.
Aha!
Aha!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
AIRLINE ANNOUNCER: Continental flight 414 now arriving
AIRLINE ANNOUNCER: Continental flight 414 now arriving
All in good time, Mr. Bilchik.
All in good time, Mr. Bilchik.
All right, it's a deal. Thanks a lot.
All right, it's a deal. Thanks a lot.
All right, now, just take it easy.
All right, now, just take it easy.
All right, say it again.
All right, say it again.
All right, who's got the research report?
All right, who's got the research report?
All this week on "Town Talk."
All this week on "Town Talk."
ALL: To "Stanley Spadowski's Clubhouse"!
ALL: To "Stanley Spadowski's Clubhouse"!
Also provides him with his own home when he sleeps.
Also provides him with his own home when he sleeps.
Always controversial, he deals with topics
Always controversial, he deals with topics
And "Fun with Dirt."
And "Fun with Dirt."
And all of a sudden, they'll say, "Hey! We screwed up!
And all of a sudden, they'll say, "Hey! We screwed up!
And as soon as you sign these,
And as soon as you sign these,
And because we eliminate the middleman,
And because we eliminate the middleman,
And bugs and hairballs and stuff.
And bugs and hairballs and stuff.
And business was great tonight.
And business was great tonight.
And don't forget to visit our new salad bar.
And don't forget to visit our new salad bar.
And don't forget, kids,
And don't forget, kids,
And forced into weight loss programs...
And forced into weight loss programs...
And from now on, you can forget all my birthdays
And from now on, you can forget all my birthdays
And he's got this hard, protective shell
And he's got this hard, protective shell
And how much life sucks
And how much life sucks
And how we're all gonna grow old and die someday.
And how we're all gonna grow old and die someday.
And I don't want it to pop its ugly, greasy head around here,
And I don't want it to pop its ugly, greasy head around here,
And I'll be back in a few days
And I'll be back in a few days
And I'll tell you about it then, hmm?
And I'll tell you about it then, hmm?
And I'm not gonna take it anymore!"
And I'm not gonna take it anymore!"
And it lives at Channel 8. And I've seen it,
And it lives at Channel 8. And I've seen it,
And most of all, he gets the ratings.
And most of all, he gets the ratings.
And not too many people know this,
And not too many people know this,
And now our sponsors are pulling their accounts.
And now our sponsors are pulling their accounts.
And outstanding invoices,
And outstanding invoices,
And sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud
And sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud
And sometimes, sometimes life sticks to the floor so bad,
And sometimes, sometimes life sticks to the floor so bad,
And start all over again and...
And start all over again and...
And take that ridiculous thing off!
And take that ridiculous thing off!
And that eventually, when the time was right,
And that eventually, when the time was right,
And then join us for some hilarious fun on the all new
And then join us for some hilarious fun on the all new
And there was this weird lizard, you know...
And there was this weird lizard, you know...
And there were these other birds, you know,
And there were these other birds, you know,
And they work for weeks and weeks
And they work for weeks and weeks
And this is my friend Bob.
And this is my friend Bob.
And this time, he's mad.
And this time, he's mad.
And TV Star."
And TV Star."
And we're in competition with other networks,
And we're in competition with other networks,
And welcome to...
And welcome to...
And welcome to... Raul's Wild Kingdom,
And welcome to... Raul's Wild Kingdom,
And what better way to say "I love you"
And what better way to say "I love you"
And yank as hard as you can!
And yank as hard as you can!
And you gotta... you gotta really scrub.
And you gotta... you gotta really scrub.
And you won't want to miss "Celebrity Mud Wrestling,"
And you won't want to miss "Celebrity Mud Wrestling,"
And, boy, oh, boy are we gonna have some big fun today.
And, boy, oh, boy are we gonna have some big fun today.
And, boy, oh, boy,
And, boy, oh, boy,
And, hey, Mom,
And, hey, Mom,
And, oh, yeah, they hate it when you do this.
And, oh, yeah, they hate it when you do this.
And, this weekend only, take advantage of our special liquidation sale.
And, this weekend only, take advantage of our special liquidation sale.
And, why?
And, why?
ANNOUNCER: Are you tired of sloppy, cut rate funerals?
ANNOUNCER: Are you tired of sloppy, cut rate funerals?
ANNOUNCER: Conan the Librarian.
ANNOUNCER: Conan the Librarian.
ANNOUNCER: Conan the Librarian.
ANNOUNCER: Conan the Librarian.
ANNOUNCER: He blew the lid off Satanism.
ANNOUNCER: He blew the lid off Satanism.
ANNOUNCER: He's a one man wrecking crew.
ANNOUNCER: He's a one man wrecking crew.
ANNOUNCER: It's a whole new weekend on U 62,
ANNOUNCER: It's a whole new weekend on U 62,
ANNOUNCER: Never before in the history of motion pictures
ANNOUNCER: Never before in the history of motion pictures
ANNOUNCER: Sometimes shocking,
ANNOUNCER: Sometimes shocking,
ANNOUNCER: Spatula City! Seven locations!
ANNOUNCER: Spatula City! Seven locations!
ANNOUNCER: The world watched in amazement as he unlocked the mysteries
ANNOUNCER: The world watched in amazement as he unlocked the mysteries
ANNOUNCER: There is only one law...
ANNOUNCER: There is only one law...
ANNOUNCER: There's just one place to go
ANNOUNCER: There's just one place to go
ANNOUNCER: There's lots of fun coming your way
ANNOUNCER: There's lots of fun coming your way
ANNOUNCER: This is a special bulletin from the U 62 news room.
ANNOUNCER: This is a special bulletin from the U 62 news room.
ANNOUNCER: This is one bad mother
ANNOUNCER: This is one bad mother
Anything special you want, you just let me know.
Anything special you want, you just let me know.
Anything.
Anything.
Are we gonna have big fun today.
Are we gonna have big fun today.
Are you daydreaming again?
Are you daydreaming again?
Are you kids having a good time?
Are you kids having a good time?
Are you ready, Weaver?
Are you ready, Weaver?
Are you ready? Okay.
Are you ready? Okay.
Are you sure he knows what restaurant we're at?
Are you sure he knows what restaurant we're at?
Aren't you R.J. Fletcher?
Aren't you R.J. Fletcher?
As a festering bowl of dog snot.
As a festering bowl of dog snot.
As a festering bowl of dog snot.
As a festering bowl of dog snot.
As he is repeatedly crushed and maimed!
As he is repeatedly crushed and maimed!
As we premiere our dazzling new game show
As we premiere our dazzling new game show
As you "Stay fit!" With Mike and Spike.
As you "Stay fit!" With Mike and Spike.
At $10 apiece.
At $10 apiece.
At a fraction of retail cost?
At a fraction of retail cost?
Aw, George,
Aw, George,
Aw, jeez, you better not let Big Edna see that.
Aw, jeez, you better not let Big Edna see that.
Bad news, Mr. Bilchik.
Bad news, Mr. Bilchik.
Badgers?
Badgers?
Badgers?
Badgers?
BARTENDER: Yeah. We're watching it, too.
BARTENDER: Yeah. We're watching it, too.
Be there! Huh huh, yah.
Be there! Huh huh, yah.
Because he's got imagination."
Because he's got imagination."
Because of some fly by night UHF station!
Because of some fly by night UHF station!
Because the mayor is supposed to be coming out any minute.
Because the mayor is supposed to be coming out any minute.
Because they're real fishy.
Because they're real fishy.
Because tomorrow is another day.
Because tomorrow is another day.
Because we're through.
Because we're through.
Been thoroughly crushed and defeated,
Been thoroughly crushed and defeated,
Beer.
Beer.
Before attempting to operate
Before attempting to operate
Before this transaction takes place.
Before this transaction takes place.
Beginner's class today, huh?
Beginner's class today, huh?
Besides, a little competition
Besides, a little competition
Besides, he's going to California.
Besides, he's going to California.
Betty, hold my calls.
Betty, hold my calls.
Big Louie is a very punctual kind of guy, you know what I mean?
Big Louie is a very punctual kind of guy, you know what I mean?
Blue.
Blue.
Blueberry daiquiri.
Blueberry daiquiri.
Bob o's been eating Yappy's Dog Treats.
Bob o's been eating Yappy's Dog Treats.
BOB ON INTERCOM: Okay, Philo, go to commercial.
BOB ON INTERCOM: Okay, Philo, go to commercial.
BOB: George.
BOB: George.
BOB: Hey, where are you going?
BOB: Hey, where are you going?
BOB: How could you do this to me?
BOB: How could you do this to me?
BOB: Now, we're not asking for donations.
BOB: Now, we're not asking for donations.
BOB: Yeah, and what are you gonna do about Fletcher?
BOB: Yeah, and what are you gonna do about Fletcher?
Bob?
Bob?
BOTH: Whoa!
BOTH: Whoa!
Boy, I really like what you've done with your hair.
Boy, I really like what you've done with your hair.
Boy, it's quite a scene this morning
Boy, it's quite a scene this morning
Broads don't belong in broadcasting.
Broads don't belong in broadcasting.
Building these intricate little tunnels.
Building these intricate little tunnels.
BUM: Nope.
BUM: Nope.
But don't you worry,
But don't you worry,
But he also knows how to party.
But he also knows how to party.
But I don't want them to do that.
But I don't want them to do that.
But I love anchovies
But I love anchovies
But I...
But I...
But I... I didn't...
But I... I didn't...
But I've been watching you lately.
But I've been watching you lately.
But if that doesn't work, if that doesn't work, you can't give up.
But if that doesn't work, if that doesn't work, you can't give up.
But it's just something I had to do. Don't worry about it.
But it's just something I had to do. Don't worry about it.
But now I'm gonna have to take you
But now I'm gonna have to take you
But now, as luck would have it,
But now, as luck would have it,
But the turtle is also nature's suction cup.
But the turtle is also nature's suction cup.
But there is one good thing about broadcasting
But there is one good thing about broadcasting
But we've still got a long way to go.
But we've still got a long way to go.
But why? Why?
But why? Why?
But, I don't work here.
But, I don't work here.
Buy 9 spatulas, get the 10th one for just one penny.
Buy 9 spatulas, get the 10th one for just one penny.
Can I help you?
Can I help you?
Can I help you?
Can I help you?
Can single handedly disrupt and destroy
Can single handedly disrupt and destroy
Can withstand a sudden charge of 60,000 volts.
Can withstand a sudden charge of 60,000 volts.
Can you believe that? I...
Can you believe that? I...
Can you tell me where I can find a book on astronomy?
Can you tell me where I can find a book on astronomy?
Change? You got change?
Change? You got change?
Change? You got change?
Change? You got change?
Channel 62?
Channel 62?
Channel 62? Oh, yes.
Channel 62? Oh, yes.
Chief engineer.
Chief engineer.
Clowns and kids alike can't resist the mouth watering, lip smacking taste
Clowns and kids alike can't resist the mouth watering, lip smacking taste
Come here, come here, Foofie.
Come here, come here, Foofie.
Come on, big fish!
Come on, big fish!
Come on, Bob. Cheer up, will you?
Come on, Bob. Cheer up, will you?
Come on, forget about it. It's only a mop.
Come on, forget about it. It's only a mop.
Come on, George. We're busy here.
Come on, George. We're busy here.
Come on, give me one more chance, please!
Come on, give me one more chance, please!
Come on, Teri!
Come on, Teri!
Come on! Come on!
Come on! Come on!
Come on. Let's go check it out.
Come on. Let's go check it out.
Come to Mama! Come on!
Come to Mama! Come on!
Coming to you live from my apartment.
Coming to you live from my apartment.
Coming to you with an interview with Mr. Earl Ramsey.
Coming to you with an interview with Mr. Earl Ramsey.
Coming to you with the most incredible turn of events.
Coming to you with the most incredible turn of events.
Compounded by ongoing fixed expenses
Compounded by ongoing fixed expenses
CROWD: Aw!
CROWD: Aw!
Dad? Where's my dad?
Dad? Where's my dad?
Darlin', let's leave this place right now.
Darlin', let's leave this place right now.
Dear friends,
Dear friends,
Did you have a good time in there, Stanley?
Did you have a good time in there, Stanley?
Did you see that? It sticks! Ha!
Did you see that? It sticks! Ha!
Do I have to remind you that we are a network affiliate?
Do I have to remind you that we are a network affiliate?
Do I still get to be the janitor?
Do I still get to be the janitor?
Do you believe this?
Do you believe this?
Do you mind, George?
Do you mind, George?
Do you mind? Get out of my way.
Do you mind? Get out of my way.
Do you realize that stealing mail is a federal offense?
Do you realize that stealing mail is a federal offense?
Do you see anything missing from this desk?
Do you see anything missing from this desk?
Do you see that file on my desk now?
Do you see that file on my desk now?
Do you think that your brain would blow up?
Do you think that your brain would blow up?
Does this look like a No. 2 pencil?
Does this look like a No. 2 pencil?
Don't even breathe.
Don't even breathe.
Don't forget, they make great Christmas presents.
Don't forget, they make great Christmas presents.
Don't let your mom know that you do this.
Don't let your mom know that you do this.
Don't move, Spadowski.
Don't move, Spadowski.
Don't spend it all in one place.
Don't spend it all in one place.
Don't tell me we actually showed up on the list.
Don't tell me we actually showed up on the list.
Don't worry, Bob. It's just like working in a fish market,
Don't worry, Bob. It's just like working in a fish market,
Don't you already own Channel 8?
Don't you already own Channel 8?
Don't you like "Bonanza"?
Don't you like "Bonanza"?
Earth to George.
Earth to George.
Easy, easy.
Easy, easy.
Effective immediately, you're off the air.
Effective immediately, you're off the air.
Eternal peace at affordable prices.
Eternal peace at affordable prices.
Every minute that Stanley's not on the air, we're losing money.
Every minute that Stanley's not on the air, we're losing money.
Exactly where I want them.
Exactly where I want them.
Except you don't have to clean and gut fish all day.
Except you don't have to clean and gut fish all day.
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
First, slam your way to health
First, slam your way to health
Five... four...
Five... four...
FLETCHER III.: Mr. Mayor! Mr. Mayor!
FLETCHER III.: Mr. Mayor! Mr. Mayor!
FLETCHER: But I feel it is my duty as a concerned citizen
FLETCHER: But I feel it is my duty as a concerned citizen
FLETCHER: Harvey.
FLETCHER: Harvey.
FLETCHER: I have decided not to tear down the building after all.
FLETCHER: I have decided not to tear down the building after all.
FLETCHER: Now let me tell you something...
FLETCHER: Now let me tell you something...
FLETCHER: The community? Let me tell you something.
FLETCHER: The community? Let me tell you something.
FLETCHER: This is indeed a sad day for Channel 8.
FLETCHER: This is indeed a sad day for Channel 8.
FLETCHER: What are you doing here?
FLETCHER: What are you doing here?
FLETCHER: You idiot! Can't you do anything I tell you to do?
FLETCHER: You idiot! Can't you do anything I tell you to do?
Followed by "Underwater Bingo for Teens"
Followed by "Underwater Bingo for Teens"
For all your spatula needs.
For all your spatula needs.
For good.
For good.
For irresponsible pus brains!
For irresponsible pus brains!
For the next three months.
For the next three months.
For those of you just joining us,
For those of you just joining us,
Forget about it.
Forget about it.
Forget it, pal.
Forget it, pal.
Four porcupines, two armadillos, three badgers.
Four porcupines, two armadillos, three badgers.
Friday night, 10:00.
Friday night, 10:00.
Friends,
Friends,
From a guy who says he can swallow his own face.
From a guy who says he can swallow his own face.
From common household items.
From common household items.
From Crazy Ernie's Used Car Emporium.
From Crazy Ernie's Used Car Emporium.
From his annual city budget meeting.
From his annual city budget meeting.
From job to job ever since I've known you.
From job to job ever since I've known you.
From Los Angeles at gate seven.
From Los Angeles at gate seven.
From the owner and general manager of Channel 8,
From the owner and general manager of Channel 8,
Gee, I don't know.
Gee, I don't know.
Gee...
Gee...
Gentlemen, what can I get you?
Gentlemen, what can I get you?
George doesn't know I'm here.
George doesn't know I'm here.
George Newman has turned that little station
George Newman has turned that little station
George Newman is a two bit little punk
George Newman is a two bit little punk
George Newman? You are a selfish,
George Newman? You are a selfish,
George, I want you to know that I'm mighty proud to be a part of your team.
George, I want you to know that I'm mighty proud to be a part of your team.
George, my friend, he gave me this mop.
George, my friend, he gave me this mop.
George, wait till you hear this.
George, wait till you hear this.
George, we're the number one station in town.
George, we're the number one station in town.
George, what's the matter?
George, what's the matter?
George, you know, I was wondering, like...
George, you know, I was wondering, like...
George, you're my best friend in the whole world.
George, you're my best friend in the whole world.
GEORGE: But my uncle Harvey...
GEORGE: But my uncle Harvey...
GEORGE: Fletcher...
GEORGE: Fletcher...
GEORGE: Hey, he trusts me.
GEORGE: Hey, he trusts me.
GEORGE: Well, I see you've brought some equipment with you today.
GEORGE: Well, I see you've brought some equipment with you today.
GEORGE: What are you doing?
GEORGE: What are you doing?
George!
George!
George! George, dear, can you come over here for a second?
George! George, dear, can you come over here for a second?
George?
George?
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
Get out of my office!
Get out of my office!
Get out!
Get out!
Get ready and fly!
Get ready and fly!
Get this. I get a call this morning
Get this. I get a call this morning
Give it a big spin!
Give it a big spin!
Give me a steak, medium rare.
Give me a steak, medium rare.
Go ahead, really. Please. Just bash it right in!
Go ahead, really. Please. Just bash it right in!
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
Got the delivery here for your next show.
Got the delivery here for your next show.
Great to see you. R.J. Fletcher.
Great to see you. R.J. Fletcher.
Great! How'd you like to do it every day?
Great! How'd you like to do it every day?
Gun control is for wimps and Commies.
Gun control is for wimps and Commies.
Guns don't kill people.
Guns don't kill people.
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Happy Birthday.
Happy Birthday.
Happy Father's Day, Dad.
Happy Father's Day, Dad.
Harvey Bilchik is flying in tonight to close the deal.
Harvey Bilchik is flying in tonight to close the deal.
Harvey Bilchik, get in here!
Harvey Bilchik, get in here!
Harvey Bilchik.
Harvey Bilchik.
Harvey, have you been gambling again?
Harvey, have you been gambling again?
Harvey, I know somebody who'd be perfect for the job.
Harvey, I know somebody who'd be perfect for the job.
Harvey, I still don't understand
Harvey, I still don't understand
Has there been a screen presence
Has there been a screen presence
Have you finished your meeting?
Have you finished your meeting?
He delivers us this package. It's supposed to go to R.J. Fletcher.
He delivers us this package. It's supposed to go to R.J. Fletcher.
He doesn't want to be bothered with it.
He doesn't want to be bothered with it.
He gets the answers. He gets the facts.
He gets the answers. He gets the facts.
He got a 60 share! Do you know what this means?
He got a 60 share! Do you know what this means?
He pries, he pokes, he digs deep.
He pries, he pokes, he digs deep.
He probably threw it out when he was cleaning up in here.
He probably threw it out when he was cleaning up in here.
He starts where the others stop.
He starts where the others stop.
He what?
He what?
He's back,
He's back,
He's Conan the Librarian.
He's Conan the Librarian.
He's out to kick some butt.
He's out to kick some butt.
Heh heh heh!
Heh heh heh!
Hello, and welcome to town talk.
Hello, and welcome to town talk.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello.
Hello.
Hello. Ha! Isn't he great, huh?
Hello. Ha! Isn't he great, huh?
Hello. This is Sy Greenblum, president of Spatula City.
Hello. This is Sy Greenblum, president of Spatula City.
Help. Let me out."
Help. Let me out."
Here he is now. I think that we should be able...
Here he is now. I think that we should be able...
Here it is. Been sitting here all the time.
Here it is. Been sitting here all the time.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Here.
Here.
Hey, are you all right?
Hey, are you all right?
Hey, Big Louie. What's happening?
Hey, Big Louie. What's happening?
Hey, come on. Can't you help a guy out?
Hey, come on. Can't you help a guy out?
Hey, Dad,
Hey, Dad,
Hey, everybody,
Hey, everybody,
Hey, everybody, they're back.
Hey, everybody, they're back.
Hey, George.
Hey, George.
Hey, hey. Who's next? Ah, Gigi.
Hey, hey. Who's next? Ah, Gigi.
Hey, how about if I take you and your folks out to dinner?
Hey, how about if I take you and your folks out to dinner?
Hey, how about that cartoon? That was a weird cartoon, wasn't it?
Hey, how about that cartoon? That was a weird cartoon, wasn't it?
Hey, I didn't get an umbrella.
Hey, I didn't get an umbrella.
Hey, kids, where do you want to go?
Hey, kids, where do you want to go?
Hey, kids, where do you want to go?
Hey, kids, where do you want to go?
Hey, Kuni.
Hey, Kuni.
Hey, listen, Louie.
Hey, listen, Louie.
Hey, Louie.
Hey, Louie.
Hey, man. This is Raul Hernandez,
Hey, man. This is Raul Hernandez,
Hey, mister!
Hey, mister!
Hey, mister!
Hey, mister!
Hey, my shirt glows in the dark!
Hey, my shirt glows in the dark!
Hey, nice going, kid.
Hey, nice going, kid.
Hey, R.J.!
Hey, R.J.!
Hey, Stanley, congratulations. You really pulled us through.
Hey, Stanley, congratulations. You really pulled us through.
Hey, Stanley.
Hey, Stanley.
Hey, sweetheart, take my advice.
Hey, sweetheart, take my advice.
Hey, wait a minute.
Hey, wait a minute.
Hey, welcome back to "Stanley Spadowski's Clubhouse."
Hey, welcome back to "Stanley Spadowski's Clubhouse."
Hey, what's going on here?
Hey, what's going on here?
Hey, you guys!
Hey, you guys!
Hey, you really went beyond the call of duty on this one, pal. Thanks.
Hey, you really went beyond the call of duty on this one, pal. Thanks.
Hey, you really went beyond the call of duty on this one, pal. Thanks.
Hey, you really went beyond the call of duty on this one, pal. Thanks.
Hey! Hey, I know you.
Hey! Hey, I know you.
Hey! W wait a minute.
Hey! W wait a minute.
Hey! What are you complaining about?
Hey! What are you complaining about?
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Wanna go for a ride?
Hey. Wanna go for a ride?
Hi, George. Well, I finished with the TV show.
Hi, George. Well, I finished with the TV show.
Hi, Pamela Finklestein here
Hi, Pamela Finklestein here
Hi, Teri. It's George.
Hi, Teri. It's George.
Hi! George Newman, U 62.
Hi! George Newman, U 62.
Hi. I'm George Newman.
Hi. I'm George Newman.
Hi. Nice to meet you.
Hi. Nice to meet you.
Hi. Pamela Finklestein here,
Hi. Pamela Finklestein here,
Hi. Richard Fletcher. Channel 8 news.
Hi. Richard Fletcher. Channel 8 news.
His law.
His law.
Hiya, George.
Hiya, George.
Hold on. You don't understand...
Hold on. You don't understand...
Hold these.
Hold these.
Honey, where's the spatula?
Honey, where's the spatula?
Hope you enjoy it!
Hope you enjoy it!
How about if I just come back later?
How about if I just come back later?
How about that, huh?
How about that, huh?
How much did you say that was again?
How much did you say that was again?
How one small television station
How one small television station
How would you like your own TV Show?
How would you like your own TV Show?
How's everything?
How's everything?
Howdy, friends. It's Crazy Ernie
Howdy, friends. It's Crazy Ernie
Huh, kids? (LAUGHING)
Huh, kids? (LAUGHING)
Huh?
Huh?
Huh.
Huh.
I always know I've got them
I always know I've got them
I am going to turn it into a laundromat.
I am going to turn it into a laundromat.
I ask you!
I ask you!
I can't believe it!
I can't believe it!
I can't believe the incompetence in this place.
I can't believe the incompetence in this place.
I can't delay the broadcast
I can't delay the broadcast
I can't stand those sniveling maggots.
I can't stand those sniveling maggots.
I come before you tonight
I come before you tonight
I could be part of them?
I could be part of them?
I didn't know you had it in you.
I didn't know you had it in you.
I didn't mean for it to... whoa!
I didn't mean for it to... whoa!
I don't believe this.
I don't believe this.
I don't know about this, George. I mean, I don't know the first thing
I don't know about this, George. I mean, I don't know the first thing
I don't know how many times I've told those boys
I don't know how many times I've told those boys
I don't know, George.
I don't know, George.
I don't know, something like, uh...
I don't know, something like, uh...
I don't pay you to think!
I don't pay you to think!
I don't really think that's such a good idea.
I don't really think that's such a good idea.
I don't see a Noodles MacIntire.
I don't see a Noodles MacIntire.
I don't see it. When did you put it here?
I don't see it. When did you put it here?
I don't want to have to tell you this again.
I don't want to have to tell you this again.
I figure this station will be flat broke by the end of the week.
I figure this station will be flat broke by the end of the week.
I finished polishing all the doorknobs.
I finished polishing all the doorknobs.
I got an itch. I got an itch.
I got an itch. I got an itch.
I got an itch. I got an itch.
I got an itch. I got an itch.
I got enough cars to choke a camel!
I got enough cars to choke a camel!
I got enough money to buy a whole bunch of shares,
I got enough money to buy a whole bunch of shares,
I got so many cars people come up to me and say,
I got so many cars people come up to me and say,
I got three guys out here
I got three guys out here
I guess I'll have to turn this place into a parking lot.
I guess I'll have to turn this place into a parking lot.
I guess you know why I called you in here.
I guess you know why I called you in here.
I guess you know why I called you in here.
I guess you know why I called you in here.
I heard he's not the nicest guy in the world.
I heard he's not the nicest guy in the world.
I just don't know anymore.
I just don't know anymore.
I just don't know what's wrong with me!
I just don't know what's wrong with me!
I just thought I ought to tell you, sir, there's a lot of talk in the street
I just thought I ought to tell you, sir, there's a lot of talk in the street
I just want you to know that I'm so proud of you.
I just want you to know that I'm so proud of you.
I just wanted to congratulate you, Mr. Bilchik.
I just wanted to congratulate you, Mr. Bilchik.
I kind of like the idea of us having our own TV station.
I kind of like the idea of us having our own TV station.
I knew she was going to say that.
I knew she was going to say that.
I knew this was gonna happen.
I knew this was gonna happen.
I left the report on your desk, sir.
I left the report on your desk, sir.
I lied. There is no good news.
I lied. There is no good news.
I like peppers.
I like peppers.
I liked their spatulas so much, I bought the company.
I liked their spatulas so much, I bought the company.
I love you. (KISSING)
I love you. (KISSING)
I mean, isn't it illegal to own two television stations in the same town?
I mean, isn't it illegal to own two television stations in the same town?
I mean, like, you're going real fast, like the speed of light,
I mean, like, you're going real fast, like the speed of light,
I mean, what time do you normally go home?
I mean, what time do you normally go home?
I mean, you've been wandering aimlessly
I mean, you've been wandering aimlessly
I miss my first mop, but this is still a good mop.
I miss my first mop, but this is still a good mop.
I must now return to my home
I must now return to my home
I never had anybody give me a trophy before.
I never had anybody give me a trophy before.
I never should have taken this job.
I never should have taken this job.
I own this place now.
I own this place now.
I promised George that I'd give him a chance
I promised George that I'd give him a chance
I really thought this was gonna be different.
I really thought this was gonna be different.
I should have known it would turn out like all the others.
I should have known it would turn out like all the others.
I sure am, Kuni.
I sure am, Kuni.
I think he... oh yeah, here comes the mayor now. Let's go over.
I think he... oh yeah, here comes the mayor now. Let's go over.
I think he's having some sort of last minute business meeting.
I think he's having some sort of last minute business meeting.
I think I got a little water in the phone here.
I think I got a little water in the phone here.
I think I've proven my point.
I think I've proven my point.
I think it's time you boys paid
I think it's time you boys paid
I think you'd just better clear out your desk and get out.
I think you'd just better clear out your desk and get out.
I think you're developing a bad attitude here.
I think you're developing a bad attitude here.
I thought I told you I wanted a Rolex!
I thought I told you I wanted a Rolex!
I thought you never wanted to see me again.
I thought you never wanted to see me again.
I told them that in another couple of hours
I told them that in another couple of hours
I told you, I just gotta wrap up a little business deal,
I told you, I just gotta wrap up a little business deal,
I turned into a bird with a candy bar head.
I turned into a bird with a candy bar head.
I wa... I wanna show you something... ugh!
I wa... I wanna show you something... ugh!
I want to find the toy.
I want to find the toy.
I want to make sure that you're very comfortable.
I want to make sure that you're very comfortable.
I want to show you
I want to show you
I want to show you something.
I want to show you something.
I want you to take this crowbar and...
I want you to take this crowbar and...
I was just wondering if it's too late
I was just wondering if it's too late
I will not tolerate this kind of behavior at Channel 8.
I will not tolerate this kind of behavior at Channel 8.
I would be moved up to news, which is really my forte.
I would be moved up to news, which is really my forte.
I wouldn't wanna keep him waiting.
I wouldn't wanna keep him waiting.
I'd let you have all the time you wanted, but you know,
I'd let you have all the time you wanted, but you know,
I'd like to talk to you about Channel 62.
I'd like to talk to you about Channel 62.
I'll be expecting payment in two days.
I'll be expecting payment in two days.
I'll handle this.
I'll handle this.
I'll meet you at Cafe Francais at 7:30, okay?
I'll meet you at Cafe Francais at 7:30, okay?
I'll see you kids later.
I'll see you kids later.
I'll sue.
I'll sue.
I'll take the box! The box!
I'll take the box! The box!
I'll take whatever you got left.
I'll take whatever you got left.
I'll tell you what, George. Let's start fresh.
I'll tell you what, George. Let's start fresh.
I'll wash them for you.
I'll wash them for you.
I'm a miserable, worthless hunk of slime.
I'm a miserable, worthless hunk of slime.
I'm dead meat.
I'm dead meat.
I'm George Newman, and today our special guest
I'm George Newman, and today our special guest
I'm glad to have been of service, George.
I'm glad to have been of service, George.
I'm gonna club this baby seal!
I'm gonna club this baby seal!
I'm gonna do a really good job. You won't be sorry.
I'm gonna do a really good job. You won't be sorry.
I'm gonna get to the bottom of this.
I'm gonna get to the bottom of this.
I'm gonna go show everybody right now.
I'm gonna go show everybody right now.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna eat some corn flakes.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna eat some corn flakes.
I'm in hell! Teri!
I'm in hell! Teri!
I'm mighty glad to meet you, George.
I'm mighty glad to meet you, George.
I'm not so sure about this.
I'm not so sure about this.
I'm Philo.
I'm Philo.
I'm really gonna do a good job for you, George. I'm a good janitor.
I'm really gonna do a good job for you, George. I'm a good janitor.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sure he'd be happy to lend us money.
I'm sure he'd be happy to lend us money.
I'm sure that one day you'll realize
I'm sure that one day you'll realize
I'm sure you'll get another job right away.
I'm sure you'll get another job right away.
I'm telling you, George, Fletcher's behind this. I just know it.
I'm telling you, George, Fletcher's behind this. I just know it.
I'm the new station manager.
I'm the new station manager.
I've been working on some new ideas.
I've been working on some new ideas.
I've got all the cash right here.
I've got all the cash right here.
I've noticed your that station is late
I've noticed your that station is late
If nobody comes down and buys a car from me in the next hour,
If nobody comes down and buys a car from me in the next hour,
If there were only some way we could keep an eye on him.
If there were only some way we could keep an eye on him.
If we succeed, then the station will belong to all of us.
If we succeed, then the station will belong to all of us.
If you could just get that overactive imagination of yours
If you could just get that overactive imagination of yours
If you didn't drool all over yourself first.
If you didn't drool all over yourself first.
If you hadn't stuck your face in our business...
If you hadn't stuck your face in our business...
If you took their combined IQ and multiplied it by 100,
If you took their combined IQ and multiplied it by 100,
In fact, I'd like to present you with a small token of my gratitude.
In fact, I'd like to present you with a small token of my gratitude.
In filing its license renewal this year.
In filing its license renewal this year.
In the futile pursuit of a sadistic roadrunner...
In the futile pursuit of a sadistic roadrunner...
In two days.
In two days.
Inside every box of Mrs. Hockenburger's...
Inside every box of Mrs. Hockenburger's...
Into something this community cares about.
Into something this community cares about.
Is always good for the community.
Is always good for the community.
Is check out the wonderful world of turtles.
Is check out the wonderful world of turtles.
Is local high school shop teacher Joe Earley.
Is local high school shop teacher Joe Earley.
Is my face red! Oh.
Is my face red! Oh.
Is punishable by a stiff fine,
Is punishable by a stiff fine,
Is that the kind of professional courtesy you teach your news department?
Is that the kind of professional courtesy you teach your news department?
Is there anything else you want me to do?
Is there anything else you want me to do?
Is there something I can do to help?
Is there something I can do to help?
Is this a face you could die for?
Is this a face you could die for?
Is this it?
Is this it?
Is to sell 7,500 of these
Is to sell 7,500 of these
Isn't it a little late for you to be working?
Isn't it a little late for you to be working?
It is an ancient, sacred Hovitos symbol.
It is an ancient, sacred Hovitos symbol.
It just may take a few minutes longer than we expected.
It just may take a few minutes longer than we expected.
It may even shock you.
It may even shock you.
It works.
It works.
It'll be a good chance to meet the competition.
It'll be a good chance to meet the competition.
It's a friendly place.
It's a friendly place.
It's a giant supermarket of cars!
It's a giant supermarket of cars!
It's a little UHF station on the edge of town.
It's a little UHF station on the edge of town.
It's a pretty good mop. It's not as good as my first mop.
It's a pretty good mop. It's not as good as my first mop.
It's a Rolex. See?
It's a Rolex. See?
It's a sad, depressing story about a pathetic coyote
It's a sad, depressing story about a pathetic coyote
It's a toy man.
It's a toy man.
It's an orange. Get it?
It's an orange. Get it?
It's been on the brink of bankruptcy for years.
It's been on the brink of bankruptcy for years.
It's certain death for anyone who enters.
It's certain death for anyone who enters.
It's getting pretty late. Why don't you call it a night?
It's getting pretty late. Why don't you call it a night?
It's just not fair.
It's just not fair.
It's kind of hard to get promoted
It's kind of hard to get promoted
It's my guess that you threw it out.
It's my guess that you threw it out.
It's not good enough... it's not good enough.
It's not good enough... it's not good enough.
It's over.
It's over.
It's so good to hear from you.
It's so good to hear from you.
It's your pal, Bob o the Clown!
It's your pal, Bob o the Clown!
It's... it's big.
It's... it's big.
Joe, thanks for joining us.
Joe, thanks for joining us.
Joel Miller! Let's hear it for him!
Joel Miller! Let's hear it for him!
Just anchovies 'cause they're good.
Just anchovies 'cause they're good.
Just bash my head right in!
Just bash my head right in!
Just call me Mr. Butterfingers.
Just call me Mr. Butterfingers.
Just look at how much Bob o here likes them.
Just look at how much Bob o here likes them.
Just shut up, kid.
Just shut up, kid.
Keep in touch.
Keep in touch.
KUNI: Stupid!
KUNI: Stupid!
KUNI: Today, one of these lucky contestants
KUNI: Today, one of these lucky contestants
Lesbian Nazi hookers abducted by UFOs
Lesbian Nazi hookers abducted by UFOs
Let go, you idiot!
Let go, you idiot!
Let go!
Let go!
Let go. This is station property.
Let go. This is station property.
Let go. This is station property.
Let go. This is station property.
Let me kill him.
Let me kill him.
Let's find it.
Let's find it.
Let's get back to the meeting.
Let's get back to the meeting.
Let's go this very minute.
Let's go this very minute.
Let's see what's in the box!
Let's see what's in the box!
Let's see...
Let's see...
Letting you run his TV station.
Letting you run his TV station.
Like an old bag of moldy tangerines.
Like an old bag of moldy tangerines.
Like, if you were traveling through outer space,
Like, if you were traveling through outer space,
Listen, I can see you guys are pretty busy.
Listen, I can see you guys are pretty busy.
Listen, let's get one thing straight.
Listen, let's get one thing straight.
Listen, we'll definitely have the money for you,
Listen, we'll definitely have the money for you,
Look at all the old reruns this station is airing.
Look at all the old reruns this station is airing.
Look at this face.
Look at this face.
Look at what George gave me!
Look at what George gave me!
Look out.
Look out.
Look what I got here, Bob.
Look what I got here, Bob.
Look, all I was trying to say...
Look, all I was trying to say...
Look, I thought we could...
Look, I thought we could...
Look, it just seems to me that
Look, it just seems to me that
Look, kid, if it was up to me,
Look, kid, if it was up to me,
Look!
Look!
Lookie here! I got red cars, I got green cars!
Lookie here! I got red cars, I got green cars!
MacIntosh at your service.
MacIntosh at your service.
MAN: Got a pizza here for Mr. Stanley Spadowski.
MAN: Got a pizza here for Mr. Stanley Spadowski.
MAN: Hey, baldy!
MAN: Hey, baldy!
MAN: Hey, mister!
MAN: Hey, mister!
MAN: Is this it?
MAN: Is this it?
MAN: Look everybody! He's coming back on!
MAN: Look everybody! He's coming back on!
Mashed potatoes? My favorite!
Mashed potatoes? My favorite!
May I call you Stanley?
May I call you Stanley?
May I speak to you for a moment?
May I speak to you for a moment?
Maybe we can borrow some money from your Uncle Harvey.
Maybe we can borrow some money from your Uncle Harvey.
Maybe we can get a few words out of him.
Maybe we can get a few words out of him.
Maybe you could... (SIGHS)
Maybe you could... (SIGHS)
Me? I thought you hired him.
Me? I thought you hired him.
Mine's a two seater.
Mine's a two seater.
Miss Phyllis Weaver.
Miss Phyllis Weaver.
Mm, boy!
Mm, boy!
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm. That's good.
Mmm. That's good.
Mmm. Very tasty.
Mmm. Very tasty.
More people watch the fish tank at Leo's pet store.
More people watch the fish tank at Leo's pet store.
Mr. Bilchik, while you're here in town,
Mr. Bilchik, while you're here in town,
My demolition team is looking forward
My demolition team is looking forward
My mop!
My mop!
My name is Philo,
My name is Philo,
My uncle Harvey wanted you to have this.
My uncle Harvey wanted you to have this.
My! Where did you get that lovely spatula?
My! Where did you get that lovely spatula?
Never call chicks "broads."
Never call chicks "broads."
Next, everybody's favorite, Chef Bernie invites you to go...
Next, everybody's favorite, Chef Bernie invites you to go...
No matter what happens tonight,
No matter what happens tonight,
No more Mr. Passive Resistance.
No more Mr. Passive Resistance.
No peppers or olives or onions.
No peppers or olives or onions.
No, dear, please. Let's wait till tomorrow.
No, dear, please. Let's wait till tomorrow.
No, I... I don't mind. Go... go right ahead.
No, I... I don't mind. Go... go right ahead.
No, I'm not here about a job.
No, I'm not here about a job.
No, no, I was just admiring how clean and shiny this grill is.
No, no, I was just admiring how clean and shiny this grill is.
No, no, like this.
No, no, like this.
No, no, no, George, get me some bubbles,
No, no, no, George, get me some bubbles,
No, not him. Forget it. No way.
No, not him. Forget it. No way.
No, sorry.
No, sorry.
No, Stanley. That's okay.
No, Stanley. That's okay.
No, thank you. We'll wait.
No, thank you. We'll wait.
No, thanks. Just taking a few measurements.
No, thanks. Just taking a few measurements.
No, you don't understand how serious a crime this is.
No, you don't understand how serious a crime this is.
No, you moron.
No, you moron.
No! No! It's my mop!
No! No! It's my mop!
No. I've looked all over.
No. I've looked all over.
No. No. Please. It's all I've got left!
No. No. Please. It's all I've got left!
No. That's okay. I I'll take it over myself.
No. That's okay. I I'll take it over myself.
No. The boss just wants us to keep him on ice for a while.
No. The boss just wants us to keep him on ice for a while.
Nobody here appreciates a guy with a good imagination.
Nobody here appreciates a guy with a good imagination.
None of your horses came in.
None of your horses came in.
Noodles, those things are fragile.
Noodles, those things are fragile.
NOODLES: Oh, did I do that?
NOODLES: Oh, did I do that?
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Not any more, buddy!
Not any more, buddy!
Not at all.
Not at all.
Not at all.
Not at all.
Not gonna get me.
Not gonna get me.
Not now, okay?
Not now, okay?
Not only has the once powerful corporate broadcasting giant
Not only has the once powerful corporate broadcasting giant
Not unless you've got $75,000.
Not unless you've got $75,000.
Not with a bunch of punks broadcasting out of a closet!
Not with a bunch of punks broadcasting out of a closet!
Nothing!
Nothing!
Now I don't even have a job anymore.
Now I don't even have a job anymore.
Now listen to me. There was a very important file on this desk,
Now listen to me. There was a very important file on this desk,
Now look at Mr. Frying Pan.
Now look at Mr. Frying Pan.
Now, I'm calling out an SOS!
Now, I'm calling out an SOS!
Now, look carefully.
Now, look carefully.
Now, Mr. Ramsey is the president of the local chapter
Now, Mr. Ramsey is the president of the local chapter
Now, normally, this kind of violation
Now, normally, this kind of violation
Now, remember, you gotta pace yourself.
Now, remember, you gotta pace yourself.
Now, wait just one minute! What do think you're doing?
Now, wait just one minute! What do think you're doing?
Now, what are we doing here?
Now, what are we doing here?
Now!
Now!
Now...
Now...
Now...
Now...
Now... what do you say we take care of a little business?
Now... what do you say we take care of a little business?
Of Al Capone's glove compartment.
Of Al Capone's glove compartment.
Of Mrs. Hockenburger's Butter Cookies.
Of Mrs. Hockenburger's Butter Cookies.
Of the American Gun Association.
Of the American Gun Association.
Oh, and he's got these tiny, teeny little legs
Oh, and he's got these tiny, teeny little legs
Oh, blow it out your ear, scuzbag.
Oh, blow it out your ear, scuzbag.
Oh, boy!
Oh, boy!
Oh, boy!
Oh, boy!
Oh, come on. He can't be all that bad.
Oh, come on. He can't be all that bad.
Oh, didn't I tell you?
Oh, didn't I tell you?
Oh, duh.
Oh, duh.
Oh, excuse me, Louie.
Oh, excuse me, Louie.
Oh, George,
Oh, George,
Oh, George, that is just terrible.
Oh, George, that is just terrible.
Oh, George! George, you've got to do something.
Oh, George! George, you've got to do something.
Oh, great. What you got?
Oh, great. What you got?
Oh, he'll be out soon.
Oh, he'll be out soon.
Oh, hi, George.
Oh, hi, George.
Oh, hi, honey.
Oh, hi, honey.
Oh, ho, ho, thanks a lot, mister.
Oh, ho, ho, thanks a lot, mister.
Oh, I bet I know. You're hungry, aren't you?
Oh, I bet I know. You're hungry, aren't you?
Oh, I just want to see if my interociter
Oh, I just want to see if my interociter
Oh, Joel Miller,
Oh, Joel Miller,
Oh, look!
Oh, look!
Oh, look! It's a toy man.
Oh, look! It's a toy man.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, okay. It's a deal.
Oh, okay. It's a deal.
Oh, right.
Oh, right.
Oh, shut up, you pinhead!
Oh, shut up, you pinhead!
Oh, Teri!
Oh, Teri!
Oh, thanks, mister.
Oh, thanks, mister.
Oh, that's the deed to Channel 62.
Oh, that's the deed to Channel 62.
Oh, that's too bad.
Oh, that's too bad.
Oh, uh, no, sir. No, uh...
Oh, uh, no, sir. No, uh...
Oh, um... sure.
Oh, um... sure.
Oh, well, I guess I'll just have to send it back to him tomorrow.
Oh, well, I guess I'll just have to send it back to him tomorrow.
Oh, will you look at that?
Oh, will you look at that?
Oh, yeah, yeah,
Oh, yeah, yeah,
Oh, yeah? I won again, huh?
Oh, yeah? I won again, huh?
Oh, yeah? Who's that?
Oh, yeah? Who's that?
Oh, yeah. I think we'll have the...
Oh, yeah. I think we'll have the...
Oh, you don't understand.
Oh, you don't understand.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! Oh, Teri!
Oh! Oh, Teri!
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. Well, George...
Oh. Well, George...
Oh. Well, we'll have to take your car.
Oh. Well, we'll have to take your car.
Oh...
Oh...
Oh...
Oh...
Oh...
Oh...
Oh... do I have to?
Oh... do I have to?
Okay, bye.
Okay, bye.
Okay, come on, come on, come on, shut up, shut up.
Okay, come on, come on, come on, shut up, shut up.
Okay, first thing we're gonna do today
Okay, first thing we're gonna do today
Okay, Fletcher...
Okay, Fletcher...
Okay, give me the bad news first.
Okay, give me the bad news first.
Okay, I'll call you later.
Okay, I'll call you later.
Okay, kids, let's go.
Okay, kids, let's go.
Okay, kids, where do you want to go?
Okay, kids, where do you want to go?
Okay, let's play the game.
Okay, let's play the game.
Okay, Mouseketeers, come on.
Okay, Mouseketeers, come on.
Okay, okay. I know a lot of you people
Okay, okay. I know a lot of you people
Okay, so, the turtle is a member of the reptile family,
Okay, so, the turtle is a member of the reptile family,
Okay, talk to you later.
Okay, talk to you later.
Okay, Weaver, listen carefully.
Okay, Weaver, listen carefully.
Okay, you get over there and spin the Wheel of Fish.
Okay, you get over there and spin the Wheel of Fish.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. How's this for our new Friday night line up?
Okay. How's this for our new Friday night line up?
Okay. I'll see you.
Okay. I'll see you.
Okay. Now I'm thinking of something...
Okay. Now I'm thinking of something...
Okay. Oh yeah. What else I got for you?
Okay. Oh yeah. What else I got for you?
Okay. Well, have fun.
Okay. Well, have fun.
On the front steps of City Hall.
On the front steps of City Hall.
On the planet Zarkon.
On the planet Zarkon.
On the steps at City Hall.
On the steps at City Hall.
One dollar!
One dollar!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Oopsie!
Oopsie!
Oopsie!
Oopsie!
Open wide!
Open wide!
Or any of the other places you worked in the last month, right?
Or any of the other places you worked in the last month, right?
Or the miniature golf course or Floyd's Fish Market,
Or the miniature golf course or Floyd's Fish Market,
Or you can go for what's in the box
Or you can go for what's in the box
Orange.
Orange.
Orange.
Orange.
Our goal over the next day and a half
Our goal over the next day and a half
Our Mr. Spadowski a little visit.
Our Mr. Spadowski a little visit.
Out of the way. Why aren't you home in bed?
Out of the way. Why aren't you home in bed?
Ow! Ugh!
Ow! Ugh!
PAM: Oh, no!
PAM: Oh, no!
PAM: Well, so far, guys,
PAM: Well, so far, guys,
PAM: Yes, ma'am. That's right. Stanley Spadowski.
PAM: Yes, ma'am. That's right. Stanley Spadowski.
People are...
People are...
People like that should be put to sleep.
People like that should be put to sleep.
Personnel's that way, young lady.
Personnel's that way, young lady.
Philo!
Philo!
Pick up the phone! Pick up the phone!
Pick up the phone! Pick up the phone!
Pizza? For me?
Pizza? For me?
Please, if you don't mind,
Please, if you don't mind,
Please, let me kill him.
Please, let me kill him.
Plots R Us,
Plots R Us,
Plus I got me a real neat watch.
Plus I got me a real neat watch.
Probably like to wait till the last minute.
Probably like to wait till the last minute.
R.J. Fletcher?
R.J. Fletcher?
R.J. Fletcher. He runs Channel 8,
R.J. Fletcher. He runs Channel 8,
Really?
Really?
Really? You mean it?
Really? You mean it?
Redrum!
Redrum!
Remember, there's always plenty of free parking,
Remember, there's always plenty of free parking,
Remember, when you buy stock in U 62,
Remember, when you buy stock in U 62,
Right here on...
Right here on...
Right in the eye.
Right in the eye.
Right now I'd like to show you one of my favorite cartoons.
Right now I'd like to show you one of my favorite cartoons.
Right, Bob o?
Right, Bob o?
Right. Yeah. Thanks, Louie. Bye.
Right. Yeah. Thanks, Louie. Bye.
Road maps!
Road maps!
Say what?
Say what?
Say, Bob o, what's wrong?
Say, Bob o, what's wrong?
Say, nice place you got here.
Say, nice place you got here.
See anything in the want ads?
See anything in the want ads?
See? The front door's open.
See? The front door's open.
Send in the janitor.
Send in the janitor.
Señor...
Señor...
Settle down.
Settle down.
Sex with furniture... what do you think?
Sex with furniture... what do you think?
Shut up.
Shut up.
So commanding, so powerful,
So commanding, so powerful,
So deadly.
So deadly.
So I guess Teri's never going to speak to you again, huh?
So I guess Teri's never going to speak to you again, huh?
So leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.
So leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.
So much fun. So much fun.
So much fun. So much fun.
So what do you think Teri's gonna say when she hears you got fired again?
So what do you think Teri's gonna say when she hears you got fired again?
So, are we going to kill him?
So, are we going to kill him?
So, Stanley, be nice.
So, Stanley, be nice.
So, uh, what's the damages, huh?
So, uh, what's the damages, huh?
So, what's for dinner?
So, what's for dinner?
So, what's your excuse this time?
So, what's your excuse this time?
So, where's Uncle Harvey? I haven't seen him all night.
So, where's Uncle Harvey? I haven't seen him all night.
So...
So...
Something blue.
Something blue.
Something funny's going on.
Something funny's going on.
Something orange.
Something orange.
Sometimes I just like to get a pizza
Sometimes I just like to get a pizza
Sometimes you just have to take what life gives you
Sometimes you just have to take what life gives you
Somewhere.
Somewhere.
Spadowski. Stanley Spadowski.
Spadowski. Stanley Spadowski.
Spatula City! Spatula City!
Spatula City! Spatula City!
Spatula City! Spatula City!
Spatula City! Spatula City!
Spatula City! Spatula City!
Spatula City! Spatula City!
Stand back. Out of my way.
Stand back. Out of my way.
Stanley, you don't wanna know.
Stanley, you don't wanna know.
Stanley, you're fired!
Stanley, you're fired!
STANLEY: Oh, I got an itch. I got an itch.
STANLEY: Oh, I got an itch. I got an itch.
STANLEY: Okay. I'm thinking of something...
STANLEY: Okay. I'm thinking of something...
STANLEY: Uh, yeah, I'm calling you on behalf of our station.
STANLEY: Uh, yeah, I'm calling you on behalf of our station.
STANLEY: You guys?
STANLEY: You guys?
Stanley.
Stanley.
Start a whole new business.
Start a whole new business.
Stop! Stop! Ahh!
Stop! Stop! Ahh!
Stupid!
Stupid!
Stupid! You're so stupid!
Stupid! You're so stupid!
Sunday, be a part of the excitement
Sunday, be a part of the excitement
Sure.
Sure.
Sure. I guess we could use a janitor.
Sure. I guess we could use a janitor.
Table saw.
Table saw.
Tastes like poop.
Tastes like poop.
Tell me what you think.
Tell me what you think.
Tell you what, friends,
Tell you what, friends,
Teri, pick up the phone!
Teri, pick up the phone!
Teri, you shouldn't have.
Teri, you shouldn't have.
TERI: I can't believe your Uncle Harvey's
TERI: I can't believe your Uncle Harvey's
Teri! Oh, oh! I'm in hell!
Teri! Oh, oh! I'm in hell!
Teri? Oh, no. What time is it?
Teri? Oh, no. What time is it?
Teri.
Teri.
TERI'S VOICE: Hi. This is Teri. I'm not home right now,
TERI'S VOICE: Hi. This is Teri. I'm not home right now,
Th this is unbelievable. Look at these numbers.
Th this is unbelievable. Look at these numbers.
Than with the gift of a spatula?
Than with the gift of a spatula?
Thank you, home boy.
Thank you, home boy.
Thank you. Hi. Pamela Finklestein here.
Thank you. Hi. Pamela Finklestein here.
Thanks a lot!
Thanks a lot!
Thanks, mister.
Thanks, mister.
That 1955 double die Denver mint penny.
That 1955 double die Denver mint penny.
That by shutting down
That by shutting down
That Hiro san is bringing down the aisle right now!
That Hiro san is bringing down the aisle right now!
That kid can come up with 75,000 bucks
That kid can come up with 75,000 bucks
That mop was given to me for my birthday when I was 8 years old.
That mop was given to me for my birthday when I was 8 years old.
That the other talk shows are afraid to touch.
That the other talk shows are afraid to touch.
That thing was worth a fortune.
That thing was worth a fortune.
That would love to cut your tongue out,
That would love to cut your tongue out,
That your organization is against gun control?
That your organization is against gun control?
That... that's me?
That... that's me?
That's my mop!
That's my mop!
That's right, to Uncle Nutzy's Clubhouse.
That's right, to Uncle Nutzy's Clubhouse.
That's right, Yappy's Dog Treats.
That's right, Yappy's Dog Treats.
That's right!
That's right!
That's right! I'm gonna club a seal to make a better deal!
That's right! I'm gonna club a seal to make a better deal!
That's right! I'm your Uncle Nutzy,
That's right! I'm your Uncle Nutzy,
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
The blindfold fell off.
The blindfold fell off.
The following may upset you.
The following may upset you.
The janitor. It must have been the janitor.
The janitor. It must have been the janitor.
The moral fiber of an entire community.
The moral fiber of an entire community.
The Plots R Us Mortuary Service.
The Plots R Us Mortuary Service.
The reason television was invented.
The reason television was invented.
The research file.
The research file.
The sponsors love him.
The sponsors love him.
The U 62 telethon is on the air!
The U 62 telethon is on the air!
Then "The Volcano Worshipers' Hour,"
Then "The Volcano Worshipers' Hour,"
Then there was this tree, you know,
Then there was this tree, you know,
There ain't a possum shank to be bought around here at any price.
There ain't a possum shank to be bought around here at any price.
There are a few things I'd like to say to these people
There are a few things I'd like to say to these people
There comes a time in every man's life
There comes a time in every man's life
There must be something I could do.
There must be something I could do.
There's a nifty surprise
There's a nifty surprise
There's a powerful evil force in the universe.
There's a powerful evil force in the universe.
There's more than enough room for both of you in this town.
There's more than enough room for both of you in this town.
There's no possible way
There's no possible way
There's only a few simple principles
There's only a few simple principles
These are good corn...
These are good corn...
These books are a little overdue.
These books are a little overdue.
They can carry 50 times their own weight,
They can carry 50 times their own weight,
They can't even find anybody to manage the place anymore.
They can't even find anybody to manage the place anymore.
They make me want to puke.
They make me want to puke.
They told me that this position was only temporary
They told me that this position was only temporary
They were all trying to eat my head and everything, but I got away from them.
They were all trying to eat my head and everything, but I got away from them.
They'll be eating breakfast or something
They'll be eating breakfast or something
They're gonna be working around the clock for two days
They're gonna be working around the clock for two days
They're really mad now.
They're really mad now.
They're starting to get a pretty strong following.
They're starting to get a pretty strong following.
They've been completely stripped of their license by the F.C.C.!
They've been completely stripped of their license by the F.C.C.!
This community means about as much to me
This community means about as much to me
This community means about as much to me
This community means about as much to me
This hotbed of subversive activity...
This hotbed of subversive activity...
This is a business, not a home
This is a business, not a home
This is an embarrassment, a disgrace!
This is an embarrassment, a disgrace!
This is for when you go shopping on Rodeo Drive.
This is for when you go shopping on Rodeo Drive.
This is important.
This is important.
This is it?
This is it?
This is my ant farm. Now, ants are amazing.
This is my ant farm. Now, ants are amazing.
This is my friend Tommy.
This is my friend Tommy.
This is my home. I live here.
This is my home. I live here.
This is my new mop.
This is my new mop.
This is one share of stock in Channel 62.
This is one share of stock in Channel 62.
This is pretty good water...
This is pretty good water...
This is R.J. Fletcher.
This is R.J. Fletcher.
This is ridiculous.
This is ridiculous.
This job really sucks.
This job really sucks.
This means something.
This means something.
This party is over, Mr. Newman.
This party is over, Mr. Newman.
This whole thing will be over,.
This whole thing will be over,.
Thoughtless, insensitive creep,
Thoughtless, insensitive creep,
Thousands to choose from in every shape, size, and color.
Thousands to choose from in every shape, size, and color.
To a town full of mindless sheep...
To a town full of mindless sheep...
To bring you this important message.
To bring you this important message.
To buy any of them shares.
To buy any of them shares.
To get all the money by Friday night.
To get all the money by Friday night.
To learn how to do it right.
To learn how to do it right.
To match his offer.
To match his offer.
To speak on a matter
To speak on a matter
To turning it into a rubble heap Saturday morning.
To turning it into a rubble heap Saturday morning.
To work for you instead of against you,
To work for you instead of against you,
Today we are going to learn to make plutonium
Today we are going to learn to make plutonium
Today we're teaching poodles how to fly.
Today we're teaching poodles how to fly.
Tommy, say hello to the nice people.
Tommy, say hello to the nice people.
Tonight, only on U 62.
Tonight, only on U 62.
Toodle oo! Ha ha ha!
Toodle oo! Ha ha ha!
Trespassing, huh?
Trespassing, huh?
TV ANNOUNCER: And now a special report
TV ANNOUNCER: And now a special report
TV ANNOUNCER: George Newman.
TV ANNOUNCER: George Newman.
TV ANNOUNCER: Next week on U 62...
TV ANNOUNCER: Next week on U 62...
Two days?
Two days?
Two pair, aces high.
Two pair, aces high.
Two years!
Two years!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Ugh!
Uh huh?
Uh huh?
Uh huh. Great.
Uh huh. Great.
Uh huh. I don't think that he's married, no.
Uh huh. I don't think that he's married, no.
Uh oh! Bob o fall down, go boom.
Uh oh! Bob o fall down, go boom.
Uh oh. (GEORGE LAUGHS)
Uh oh. (GEORGE LAUGHS)
Uh oh. You know who that is?
Uh oh. You know who that is?
Uh, guys, I'm trying to work. Do you mind?
Uh, guys, I'm trying to work. Do you mind?
Uh, I might need a little bit more time, huh?
Uh, I might need a little bit more time, huh?
Uh, Mr. Big Louie, sir?
Uh, Mr. Big Louie, sir?
Uh, wait a minute.
Uh, wait a minute.
Uh, yes, sir... yes, sir, I was.
Uh, yes, sir... yes, sir, I was.
Uh...
Uh...
Uh... because you're lonely?
Uh... because you're lonely?
Uh... you wanted to see me, sir?
Uh... you wanted to see me, sir?
Um, George?
Um, George?
Um, I think it's on the floor...
Um, I think it's on the floor...
Um, Mr. Fletcher?
Um, Mr. Fletcher?
Um, Mr. Ramsey, is it correct to assume
Um, Mr. Ramsey, is it correct to assume
Uncle Harvey, at least give me a chance
Uncle Harvey, at least give me a chance
Uncle Harvey.
Uncle Harvey.
Uncle Harvey.
Uncle Harvey.
Until every share is sold.
Until every share is sold.
Upsie daisy.
Upsie daisy.
VOICE ON TV: Hello. I'm Mr. Ed.
VOICE ON TV: Hello. I'm Mr. Ed.
W we beat out the networks.
W we beat out the networks.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. I think I missed something here.
Wait a minute. I think I missed something here.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Watch out, Mr. Coyote! Oh, that's terrible.
Watch out, Mr. Coyote! Oh, that's terrible.
We can do it. Woo!
We can do it. Woo!
We can sell all our spatulas factory direct to you.
We can sell all our spatulas factory direct to you.
We could sure use some more live shows.
We could sure use some more live shows.
We did it! The station's ours!
We did it! The station's ours!
We don't need no stinking badgers!
We don't need no stinking badgers!
We go now live to U 62's Pamela Finklestein
We go now live to U 62's Pamela Finklestein
We got a winner!
We got a winner!
We got a winner!
We got a winner!
We got volunteers right over here. They'll be taking your money.
We got volunteers right over here. They'll be taking your money.
We had an agreement, remember? An oral contract.
We had an agreement, remember? An oral contract.
We just flushed his TV station down the toilet.
We just flushed his TV station down the toilet.
We just hit the $73,000 mark!
We just hit the $73,000 mark!
We must not go any further.
We must not go any further.
We must turn back...
We must turn back...
We never should have fired George Newman
We never should have fired George Newman
We'd all be going home real soon.
We'd all be going home real soon.
We'd really appreciate it if you could help us.
We'd really appreciate it if you could help us.
We'd really be in business.
We'd really be in business.
We'll forget about how miserable we are
We'll forget about how miserable we are
We'll start with yesterday's winner,
We'll start with yesterday's winner,
We're all going for a little ride.
We're all going for a little ride.
We're awaiting the emergence of Mayor Thompson
We're awaiting the emergence of Mayor Thompson
We're finally gonna have some real money.
We're finally gonna have some real money.
We're gonna have so much fun,
We're gonna have so much fun,
We're having this telethon. We're trying...
We're having this telethon. We're trying...
We're in the yellow pages under "spatulas."
We're in the yellow pages under "spatulas."
We're losing credibility in the market.
We're losing credibility in the market.
We're losing valuable advertising revenue.
We're losing valuable advertising revenue.
We're number one.
We're number one.
We're really raising a lot of money here for the channel.
We're really raising a lot of money here for the channel.
We've been number one in this town for the past 10 years
We've been number one in this town for the past 10 years
We've got three shows in the top five.
We've got three shows in the top five.
We've gotta do it fast.
We've gotta do it fast.
We've gotta do something.
We've gotta do something.
We've never been apart!
We've never been apart!
Well, at least I've still got Teri.
Well, at least I've still got Teri.
Well, at least not the people at the lumber yard
Well, at least not the people at the lumber yard
Well, do you think that maybe sometime
Well, do you think that maybe sometime
Well, given our present financial situation,
Well, given our present financial situation,
Well, gotta go.
Well, gotta go.
Well, here we are.
Well, here we are.
Well, i i it appears my work on this planet is complete.
Well, i i it appears my work on this planet is complete.
Well, I think my first clue was when you said
Well, I think my first clue was when you said
Well, I think that he went to Harvard.
Well, I think that he went to Harvard.
Well, I think the fries are just about done.
Well, I think the fries are just about done.
Well, I'm mighty proud of you, too, Stanley.
Well, I'm mighty proud of you, too, Stanley.
Well, I've got some good news and some bad news.
Well, I've got some good news and some bad news.
Well, let me worry about
Well, let me worry about
Well, let's see, I got one aardvark, one flamingo,
Well, let's see, I got one aardvark, one flamingo,
Well, let's walk on over and see who's in our Kiddie Corner.
Well, let's walk on over and see who's in our Kiddie Corner.
Well, this is it! This is the last minute!
Well, this is it! This is the last minute!
Well, this morning is good for getting a lot of papers signed for Mr. Drysdale.
Well, this morning is good for getting a lot of papers signed for Mr. Drysdale.
Well, uh, you see, the thing is, that, uh,
Well, uh, you see, the thing is, that, uh,
Well, what do you know?
Well, what do you know?
Well, whatever gave you that idea?
Well, whatever gave you that idea?
Well, you... bring your dogs down here.
Well, you... bring your dogs down here.
Well...
Well...
Were you in here cleaning up last night?
Were you in here cleaning up last night?
Wh what are we gonna do now?
Wh what are we gonna do now?
Wh... what?
Wh... what?
What about the rest of the show?
What about the rest of the show?
What am I gonna do?
What am I gonna do?
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing? Are you crazy?
What are you doing? Are you crazy?
What are you talking about? We had a deal!
What are you talking about? We had a deal!
What can I say?
What can I say?
What do you have to say about it, you worthless, slobbering pig?
What do you have to say about it, you worthless, slobbering pig?
What do you say, kids? Can we do it?
What do you say, kids? Can we do it?
What do you say, stranger?
What do you say, stranger?
What do you think R.J. Fletcher, Sr. would be saying if he were alive today?
What do you think R.J. Fletcher, Sr. would be saying if he were alive today?
What do you want me to do now?
What do you want me to do now?
What do you want?
What do you want?
What good is having $68,000,000?
What good is having $68,000,000?
What is this piece of crap?
What is this piece of crap?
What the...
What the...
What this is all about.
What this is all about.
What we are doing is offering this town
What we are doing is offering this town
What, are you crazy? Give me the money!
What, are you crazy? Give me the money!
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? Ahh!
What? Ahh!
What? What's wrong?
What? What's wrong?
What? What's wrong?
What? What's wrong?
What's going on here? Whoa!
What's going on here? Whoa!
What's it gonna be?
What's it gonna be?
What's that mean? What's that mean?
What's that mean? What's that mean?
What's the good news?
What's the good news?
What's the matter, kid, you got wax in your ears?
What's the matter, kid, you got wax in your ears?
What's this?
What's this?
When are you gonna start taking things a little more seriously?
When are you gonna start taking things a little more seriously?
When every other week you have a new boss!
When every other week you have a new boss!
When I cashed it in,
When I cashed it in,
When my students first learn to...
When my students first learn to...
Where are you gonna come up with that kind of money?
Where are you gonna come up with that kind of money?
Where did you find this guy?
Where did you find this guy?
Where do you go when you wanna buy name brand spatulas
Where do you go when you wanna buy name brand spatulas
Where he has to look the potato of injustice
Where he has to look the potato of injustice
Where I'm going to come up with the money.
Where I'm going to come up with the money.
Where is he?
Where is he?
Where'd you get this?
Where'd you get this?
Whew.
Whew.
Which is of grave concern to us all.
Which is of grave concern to us all.
Which keeps predators away,
Which keeps predators away,
Which makes him move real slow.
Which makes him move real slow.
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who is this guy?
Who is this guy?
Who owns that station, anyway?
Who owns that station, anyway?
Who should never have stuck his nose where it didn't belong.
Who should never have stuck his nose where it didn't belong.
Who spends every waking moment of his life
Who spends every waking moment of his life
Who?
Who?
Whoa ho ho!
Whoa ho ho!
Whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoo hoo!
Whoo hoo!
Why are you so afraid of that pathetic tub of lard?
Why are you so afraid of that pathetic tub of lard?
Why not?
Why not?
Why, that's just terrible.
Why, that's just terrible.
Why'd I ask?
Why'd I ask?
Will win his or her weight in fish
Will win his or her weight in fish
Will you please just listen?
Will you please just listen?
Will you shut him up?
Will you shut him up?
With nothing on it but anchovies.
With nothing on it but anchovies.
With this week's special guest, Mikhail Gorbachev.
With this week's special guest, Mikhail Gorbachev.
Would you care to order now?
Would you care to order now?
Would you look at this face?
Would you look at this face?
Would you mind giving us a little demonstration?
Would you mind giving us a little demonstration?
Would you mind giving us a little demonstration?
Would you mind giving us a little demonstration?
Wow, this is even better than I imagined!
Wow, this is even better than I imagined!
Wow! (LAUGHS)
Wow! (LAUGHS)
Yah!
Yah!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yeah, but I've been meaning to start.
Yeah, but I've been meaning to start.
Yeah, but...
Yeah, but...
Yeah, but...
Yeah, but...
Yeah, check this out.
Yeah, check this out.
Yeah, George, never mind. I think I found him.
Yeah, George, never mind. I think I found him.
Yeah, George?
Yeah, George?
Yeah, I can do it, George. I can do it.
Yeah, I can do it, George. I can do it.
Yeah, I know, I'm sorry about that,
Yeah, I know, I'm sorry about that,
Yeah, I wouldn't put anything past that guy.
Yeah, I wouldn't put anything past that guy.
Yeah, I'm revoking your license.
Yeah, I'm revoking your license.
Yeah, I've been thinking about that.
Yeah, I've been thinking about that.
Yeah, so? Can I help you?
Yeah, so? Can I help you?
Yeah, what?
Yeah, what?
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah! Oh, boy, it was fun.
Yeah! Oh, boy, it was fun.
Yeah! That would be nea...
Yeah! That would be nea...
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. 75,000 in cash by Friday night.
Yeah. 75,000 in cash by Friday night.
Yeah. But nothing with the prestige of working at Burger World.
Yeah. But nothing with the prestige of working at Burger World.
Yeah. Go on. I'll see you in the morning.
Yeah. Go on. I'll see you in the morning.
Yeah. I've never seen anything like it.
Yeah. I've never seen anything like it.
Yeah. Listen, just stall as long as you can.
Yeah. Listen, just stall as long as you can.
Yeah. They're so stupid!
Yeah. They're so stupid!
Yeah. Well, someday... someday they'll be sorry.
Yeah. Well, someday... someday they'll be sorry.
Yeah...
Yeah...
Yes, Mr. Fletcher.
Yes, Mr. Fletcher.
Yes! Ooh! Ugh! Ugh!
Yes! Ooh! Ugh! Ugh!
Yes! Yes! It's all true!
Yes! Yes! It's all true!
Yes. It's just if it's not one thing, it's another.
Yes. It's just if it's not one thing, it's another.
Yesterday before I left, sir.
Yesterday before I left, sir.
Yo! Heh, heh.
Yo! Heh, heh.
You are a worthless human being Mr., uh...
You are a worthless human being Mr., uh...
You better come fix it.
You better come fix it.
You can hold onto your red snapper
You can hold onto your red snapper
You can say that again.
You can say that again.
You did very well at the track this afternoon.
You did very well at the track this afternoon.
You don't wanna mess with.
You don't wanna mess with.
You get to drink from the fire hose!
You get to drink from the fire hose!
You give up?
You give up?
You got a long way to go before tomorrow night.
You got a long way to go before tomorrow night.
You got such a good face.
You got such a good face.
You gotta get it off! You gotta really try to get it off.
You gotta get it off! You gotta really try to get it off.
You gotta grab life by the lips
You gotta grab life by the lips
You gotta run to a window, and say,
You gotta run to a window, and say,
You gotta... you gotta stand right up,
You gotta... you gotta stand right up,
You guys aren't from the pizza place.
You guys aren't from the pizza place.
You just found the marble in the oatmeal.
You just found the marble in the oatmeal.
You just gotta know how to talk to those guys.
You just gotta know how to talk to those guys.
You know how long I've been working here?
You know how long I've been working here?
You know I'll do it, too,
You know I'll do it, too,
You know those dreams you're always having?
You know those dreams you're always having?
You know, a mop... a mop,
You know, a mop... a mop,
You know, and all of a sudden, you started screaming,
You know, and all of a sudden, you started screaming,
You know, Bob o,
You know, Bob o,
You know, for a short time there,
You know, for a short time there,
You know, George, I'll tell you,
You know, George, I'll tell you,
You know, I was just thinking, since we're both in the business...
You know, I was just thinking, since we're both in the business...
You know, if we had a few more shows like this,
You know, if we had a few more shows like this,
You know, lots of times,
You know, lots of times,
You know, sometimes it takes them a little longer
You know, sometimes it takes them a little longer
You know, that cartoon, it reminds me of a dream I had last week.
You know, that cartoon, it reminds me of a dream I had last week.
You know, that mailman's really got a screw loose.
You know, that mailman's really got a screw loose.
You know, the network affiliate downtown?
You know, the network affiliate downtown?
You know, when I first took this job,
You know, when I first took this job,
You know, you really botched things up.
You know, you really botched things up.
You made a big impression on me.
You made a big impression on me.
You make me sick!
You make me sick!
You might have enough intelligence to tie your shoe,
You might have enough intelligence to tie your shoe,
You must bear in mind
You must bear in mind
You never wanted to see me again.
You never wanted to see me again.
You okay in there, Pam?
You okay in there, Pam?
You ruined my life.
You ruined my life.
You see, Bob... (SNIFFS)
You see, Bob... (SNIFFS)
You should be more careful.
You should be more careful.
You sound like a broken record.
You sound like a broken record.
You still owe me five bucks.
You still owe me five bucks.
You take care of yourself, you hear?
You take care of yourself, you hear?
You think I care about the pea brained yokels of this town?
You think I care about the pea brained yokels of this town?
You took the box!
You took the box!
You want me to clean your glasses for you?
You want me to clean your glasses for you?
You was doing that when I left here...
You was doing that when I left here...
You what?
You what?
You win. Give me the money.
You win. Give me the money.
You... you gotta get down there, like, with a toothbrush, you know,
You... you gotta get down there, like, with a toothbrush, you know,
You... you gotta put it in here and rinse it off
You... you gotta put it in here and rinse it off
You... you... you gotta clean it out.
You... you... you gotta clean it out.
You'd better turn on Channel 62.
You'd better turn on Channel 62.
You're a fine young man.
You're a fine young man.
You're a lucky, lucky, lucky little boy.
You're a lucky, lucky, lucky little boy.
You're disturbing the peace. Come on.
You're disturbing the peace. Come on.
You're doing great, Stanley.
You're doing great, Stanley.
You're gonna be in all of 'em.
You're gonna be in all of 'em.
You're making us nuts.
You're making us nuts.
You're not only helping yourself and your community...
You're not only helping yourself and your community...
You're on.
You're on.
You're right, Bob. I'm sorry.
You're right, Bob. I'm sorry.
You're the guy that gave me
You're the guy that gave me
You're through, mister.
You're through, mister.
You've got 10 seconds to get out before I call the police.
You've got 10 seconds to get out before I call the police.
You've tried the rest. Now try the best.
You've tried the rest. Now try the best.
Your dog will love that real liver and tuna taste...
Your dog will love that real liver and tuna taste...
Your favorite.
Your favorite.
Your response has really been incredible,
Your response has really been incredible,
7:30? Oh boy, I gotta go. I'll see you later, Bob.
7:30? Oh boy, I gotta go. I'll see you later, Bob.
8:00, "Druids On Parade,"
8:00, "Druids On Parade,"
10:00. Yeah, I got it.
10:00. Yeah, I got it.
75,000 in cash.
75,000 in cash.
85...
85...
95...
95...
(BEEP) GEORGE: Teri, I'm sorry!
(BEEP) GEORGE: Teri, I'm sorry!
(CHEERING) STANLEY: Ho ho! Ha ha ha!
(CHEERING) STANLEY: Ho ho! Ha ha ha!
(CLICK) (TOWER DISCHARGES)
(CLICK) (TOWER DISCHARGES)
(CLINKING) MAN: What was that?
(CLINKING) MAN: What was that?
(EXPLODING) (LAUGHING)
(EXPLODING) (LAUGHING)
(GLASS BREAKING) Freeze!
(GLASS BREAKING) Freeze!
(HONKING) (MUSIC PLAYING)
(HONKING) (MUSIC PLAYING)
(HONKS) Okay, look up. Look down.
(HONKS) Okay, look up. Look down.
(HORN SPUTTERS) Well, I know just what you want.
(HORN SPUTTERS) Well, I know just what you want.
(KNOCKING ON DOOR) Who is it?
(KNOCKING ON DOOR) Who is it?
(LAUGHING) Ahh!
(LAUGHING) Ahh!
(LAUGHS) Ahh!
(LAUGHS) Ahh!
(STAPLE GUN CLICKING) Ugh!
(STAPLE GUN CLICKING) Ugh!
(THUDS) Oh, man!
(THUDS) Oh, man!
(THUDS) Oh, man.
(THUDS) Oh, man.
(TRAIN HORN BLOWING) Ahh!
(TRAIN HORN BLOWING) Ahh!
♪ We got it all ♪ ♪ We got it all ♪
♪ We got it all ♪ ♪ We got it all ♪
♪ We got it all ♪ ♪ We got it all ♪
♪ We got it all ♪ ♪ We got it all ♪
♪ We got it all ♪ ♪ We got it all ♪
♪ We got it all ♪ ♪ We got it all ♪
A Rolex! (KNOCK ON DOOR)
A Rolex! (KNOCK ON DOOR)
Billy what? (SPITS)
Billy what? (SPITS)
BOY: I wanna go home. Shut up, you little weasel.
BOY: I wanna go home. Shut up, you little weasel.
But, Dad... Shut up!
But, Dad... Shut up!
But, George, what about... Bob, it doesn't matter anymore.
But, George, what about... Bob, it doesn't matter anymore.
But, sir... Do you enjoy wasting my time?
But, sir... Do you enjoy wasting my time?
Bye. Bye.
Bye. Bye.
Did you have a good flight? Yeah.
Did you have a good flight? Yeah.
Did you say Channel 62? Uh huh.
Did you say Channel 62? Uh huh.
do you? No!
do you? No!
George! Ahh!
George! Ahh!
Have a nice flight back to the coast. HARVEY: Thanks.
Have a nice flight back to the coast. HARVEY: Thanks.
He's getting away! Let's get him!
He's getting away! Let's get him!
Hey! MAN: Get him!
Hey! MAN: Get him!
Hi. What's your name? Billy.
Hi. What's your name? Billy.
Hmm? Hold on.
Hmm? Hold on.
Hold this, kid. George, do something.
Hold this, kid. George, do something.
How much is that? $2,000.
How much is that? $2,000.
I can't hear you! No!
I can't hear you! No!
I can't hear you! No!
I can't hear you! No!
I do. PAM: Yes, well...
I do. PAM: Yes, well...
I don't know. I just thought... Supplies!
I don't know. I just thought... Supplies!
I got an itch, I got an itch. Stanley.
I got an itch, I got an itch. Stanley.
I need a drink. You don't drink.
I need a drink. You don't drink.
I thought I heard something. What?
I thought I heard something. What?
I'm sure he'll turn up. Okay.
I'm sure he'll turn up. Okay.
Is there anything I can get you? Uh... some Play Doh.
Is there anything I can get you? Uh... some Play Doh.
Is this it? PAM: No, George.
Is this it? PAM: No, George.
It's all there. (LOUIE GRUNTS)
It's all there. (LOUIE GRUNTS)
It's really... George, did you get fired again?
It's really... George, did you get fired again?
It's too bad I gotta dump it. Oh, really?
It's too bad I gotta dump it. Oh, really?
MAN: Wah hoo! (GLASS SHATTERS)
MAN: Wah hoo! (GLASS SHATTERS)
Never heard of it. I'm not surprised.
Never heard of it. I'm not surprised.
No, that's... I'll make them real shiny, real shiny.
No, that's... I'll make them real shiny, real shiny.
No! (GROANS)
No! (GROANS)
No! All right!
No! All right!
No. I just thought... You thought?
No. I just thought... You thought?
Oh, no! (RINGING)
Oh, no! (RINGING)
Oh, yeah, yeah. Get out of my way!
Oh, yeah, yeah. Get out of my way!
Okay, you ready? Yeah!
Okay, you ready? Yeah!
Okay. (HONKS)
Okay. (HONKS)
Raul Hernandez? Yeah.
Raul Hernandez? Yeah.
Say hi to Aunt Esther for me. Sure will.
Say hi to Aunt Esther for me. Sure will.
She'll have a fit. Big Edna, Big Edna.
She'll have a fit. Big Edna, Big Edna.
So what if I am? I'm John Vickers, F.C.C.
So what if I am? I'm John Vickers, F.C.C.
some real big bubbles. I'll see what I can do.
some real big bubbles. I'll see what I can do.
Stanley Spadowski. George Newman.
Stanley Spadowski. George Newman.
three... Gee, look at the time.
three... Gee, look at the time.
Want some peanuts? No, thank you.
Want some peanuts? No, thank you.
Watch this. (THWACK)
Watch this. (THWACK)
we can start celebrating. Yeah, well, uh, listen...
we can start celebrating. Yeah, well, uh, listen...
Well... (STANLEY BLOWS NOSE)
Well... (STANLEY BLOWS NOSE)
What did the police say? They're doing everything they can.
What did the police say? They're doing everything they can.
What time is it? Uh, 9:30.
What time is it? Uh, 9:30.
What you got there? The ratings.
What you got there? The ratings.
What? Sir?
What? Sir?
Wow, look at that! You can't do this!
Wow, look at that! You can't do this!
Yeah, what? FLETCHER: Mr. Bilchik?
Yeah, what? FLETCHER: Mr. Bilchik?
Yeah! ♪ His truth is marching on. ♪
Yeah! ♪ His truth is marching on. ♪
You're okay. Thanks, Uncle Harvey.
You're okay. Thanks, Uncle Harvey.
...maybe you could come work for me.
...maybe you could come work for me.
...with just a hint of cheese.
...with just a hint of cheese.
...you gotta look at the big picture.
...you gotta look at the big picture.
'cause I'm crazy! Ha ha ha!
'cause I'm crazy! Ha ha ha!
'cause life is like a mop,
'cause life is like a mop,
'cause we're friends, huh, George? We're friends.
'cause we're friends, huh, George? We're friends.
'Cause you know why?
'Cause you know why?
"Ahh! Ahh!"
"Ahh! Ahh!"
"Bowling for Burgers"!
"Bowling for Burgers"!
"broads don't belong in broadcasting"?
"broads don't belong in broadcasting"?
"Free toy inside." "Free toy inside."
"Free toy inside." "Free toy inside."
"Gandhi II"!
"Gandhi II"!
"Gandhi II"!
"Gandhi II"!
"Help, let me out of this box. I can't breathe in here.
"Help, let me out of this box. I can't breathe in here.
"Hey, Crazy Ernie, where'd you get all those cars?"
"Hey, Crazy Ernie, where'd you get all those cars?"
"Hey! These floors are dirty as hell
"Hey! These floors are dirty as hell
"Only a mop"? "Only a mop"?
"Only a mop"? "Only a mop"?
"Practical Jokes and Bloopers"!
"Practical Jokes and Bloopers"!
"Save Our Station."
"Save Our Station."
"Stanley Spadowski's Clubhouse" is sold out
"Stanley Spadowski's Clubhouse" is sold out
"Stanley Spadowski's Clubhouse" went through the roof.
"Stanley Spadowski's Clubhouse" went through the roof.
"Stanley... World's greatest janitor
"Stanley... World's greatest janitor
"Strip solitaire"!
"Strip solitaire"!
"Wheel of Fish"!
"Wheel of Fish"!
(ALL GRUNT)
(ALL GRUNT)
(ALL NOISE STOPS)
(ALL NOISE STOPS)
(AS TOY MAN) I don't want to go...
(AS TOY MAN) I don't want to go...
(AS TOY MAN) Oh, stop! I'm dizzy!
(AS TOY MAN) Oh, stop! I'm dizzy!
(AS TOY MAN) Oh... wait a minute!
(AS TOY MAN) Oh... wait a minute!
(AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)
(AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)
(BARKING)
(BARKING)
(BELL DINGS)
(BELL DINGS)
(BIRD CAWING)
(BIRD CAWING)
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
(BLUBBERS) What?
(BLUBBERS) What?
(BOB VOMITING)
(BOB VOMITING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(BOTH) Ahh!
(BOTH) Ahh!
(BURPS)
(BURPS)
(BUTTONS CLACKING)
(BUTTONS CLACKING)
(BUZZING)
(BUZZING)
(CAT MEOWS)
(CAT MEOWS)
(CHATTERING CONTINUES)
(CHATTERING CONTINUES)
(CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)
(CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)
(CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)
(CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)
(CHEERING)
(CHEERING)
(CHEERING)
(CHEERING)
(CHEERING)
(CHEERING)
(CHEERING)
(CHEERING)
(CHILDREN'S MUSIC PLAYING)
(CHILDREN'S MUSIC PLAYING)
(CHILDREN'S MUSIC PLAYING)
(CHILDREN'S MUSIC PLAYING)
(CHUCKLING)
(CHUCKLING)
(CLINKING)
(CLINKING)
(COW MOOING)
(COW MOOING)
(CREAKING)
(CREAKING)
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
(CRICKETS CHIRPING)
(CROWD APPLAUDING)
(CROWD APPLAUDING)
(CROWD APPLAUDING)
(CROWD APPLAUDING)
(CROWD CHATTERING)
(CROWD CHATTERING)
(CROWD CHEERING)
(CROWD CHEERING)
(CROWD GASPS)
(CROWD GASPS)
(CROWD LAUGHING)
(CROWD LAUGHING)
(CROWD SHOUTING) Box! Fish!
(CROWD SHOUTING) Box! Fish!
(CRYING) Dad!
(CRYING) Dad!
(CRYING) Dad!
(CRYING) Dad!
(CRYING) What am I gonna do?
(CRYING) What am I gonna do?
(DOG BARKS)
(DOG BARKS)
(DOG HOWLING)
(DOG HOWLING)
(DOOR OPENS)
(DOOR OPENS)
(DRILLING)
(DRILLING)
(DRUM ROLL)
(DRUM ROLL)
(ECHOING) "Secrets of the Universe."
(ECHOING) "Secrets of the Universe."
(EXHALES)
(EXHALES)
(EXPLODING)
(EXPLODING)
(FOOFIE BARKS)
(FOOFIE BARKS)
(FROGS CROAKING)
(FROGS CROAKING)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
(GEORGE CRYING) Please!
(GEORGE CRYING) Please!
(GIGGLING)
(GIGGLING)
(GROANING)
(GROANING)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(GUNS FIRING)
(GUNS FIRING)
(GUNSHOT)
(GUNSHOT)
(GUNSHOT)
(GUNSHOT)
(HELICOPTER ENGINE STARTING)
(HELICOPTER ENGINE STARTING)
(HONKING HORN)
(HONKING HORN)
(HORN HONKING)
(HORN HONKING)
(HUMMING CONTENTEDLY)
(HUMMING CONTENTEDLY)
(HUMMING)
(HUMMING)
(IMITATING SYLVESTER STALLONE) I'm your worst nightmare.
(IMITATING SYLVESTER STALLONE) I'm your worst nightmare.
(KARATE YELLING CONTINUES)
(KARATE YELLING CONTINUES)
(KARATE YELLING)
(KARATE YELLING)
(KARATE YELLING)
(KARATE YELLING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING) Yeah!
(LAUGHING) Yeah!
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS) Keep the change.
(LAUGHS) Keep the change.
(LOUDLY SINGING "BONANZA" THEME SONG)
(LOUDLY SINGING "BONANZA" THEME SONG)
(MACHINE GUN FIRING)
(MACHINE GUN FIRING)
(MAN YODELING)
(MAN YODELING)
(MICROPHONE FEEDBACK)
(MICROPHONE FEEDBACK)
(MIMICS LIGHTSABER)
(MIMICS LIGHTSABER)
(MONKEY CHITTERING)
(MONKEY CHITTERING)
(MUSIC BOX PLAYING)
(MUSIC BOX PLAYING)
(MUSIC PLAYING)
(MUSIC PLAYING)
(MUSIC PLAYING)
(MUSIC PLAYING)
(NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
(NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
(NORMAL VOICE) Here, I'll just tie this around your waist.
(NORMAL VOICE) Here, I'll just tie this around your waist.
(NORMAL VOICE) No, I'll show you.
(NORMAL VOICE) No, I'll show you.
(NORMAL VOICE) No, let's go again.
(NORMAL VOICE) No, let's go again.
(NORMAL VOICE) Wasn't that fun?
(NORMAL VOICE) Wasn't that fun?
(PLOPS)
(PLOPS)
(POPS)
(POPS)
(RASPING) Redrum!
(RASPING) Redrum!
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
(RUMBLING CONTINUES)
(RUMBLING CONTINUES)
(RUMBLING)
(RUMBLING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMS)
(SCREAMS)
(SHEEP BLEATS)
(SHEEP BLEATS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS)
(SIGHS) Well, Bob and I were having
(SIGHS) Well, Bob and I were having
(SIREN WAILING)
(SIREN WAILING)
(SIREN WAILING)
(SIREN WAILING)
(SNAP)
(SNAP)
(SNAPS) That stapler?
(SNAPS) That stapler?
(SOBBING)
(SOBBING)
(SOBBING)
(SOBBING)
(SOUTHERN ACCENT) Honey, from now on,
(SOUTHERN ACCENT) Honey, from now on,
(SOUTHERN ACCENT) Oh, George.
(SOUTHERN ACCENT) Oh, George.
(SPLOSHES)
(SPLOSHES)
(STANLEY IMITATING TOY MAN) Oh, boy! Is it fun?
(STANLEY IMITATING TOY MAN) Oh, boy! Is it fun?
(STANLEY LAUGHS) This is fun, huh?
(STANLEY LAUGHS) This is fun, huh?
(STATIC)
(STATIC)
(SYNTHESIZER PLAYING CIRCUS MUSIC)
(SYNTHESIZER PLAYING CIRCUS MUSIC)
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
(TELEPHONE RINGS)
(TELEPHONE RINGS)
(TELEPHONE RINGS)
(TELEPHONE RINGS)
(TELEPHONES RINGING)
(TELEPHONES RINGING)
(THUNDER CRASHES)
(THUNDER CRASHES)
(TICKING)
(TICKING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(TOWER CHARGES)
(TOWER CHARGES)
(TYPEWRITER KEYS CLACKING)
(TYPEWRITER KEYS CLACKING)
(TYPEWRITER KEYS CLACKING)
(TYPEWRITER KEYS CLACKING)
(VOCALIZING)
(VOCALIZING)
(WEAKLY) To Uncle Nutzy's clubhouse.
(WEAKLY) To Uncle Nutzy's clubhouse.
(WHIP CRACKS)
(WHIP CRACKS)
(WINCES)
(WINCES)
(WITH GERMAN ACCENT) Don't you know the Dewey decimal system?
(WITH GERMAN ACCENT) Don't you know the Dewey decimal system?
(WITH INDIAN ACCENT) Don't move, slimeball.
(WITH INDIAN ACCENT) Don't move, slimeball.
(YELLING AND KARATE FIGHTING NOISES)
(YELLING AND KARATE FIGHTING NOISES)
(YELLING)
(YELLING)
(YELLING) ...who mocks him and laughs at him
(YELLING) ...who mocks him and laughs at him
(YELLS)
(YELLS)
(ZAPPING)
(ZAPPING)
♪ "Beverly Hillbillies" ♪
♪ "Beverly Hillbillies" ♪
♪ "Beverly Hillbillies" ♪
♪ "Beverly Hillbillies" ♪
♪ "Californy is the place that you ought to be" ♪
♪ "Californy is the place that you ought to be" ♪
♪ "Yeah, buddy, move away from there" ♪
♪ "Yeah, buddy, move away from there" ♪
♪ A horse is a horse, of course, of course ♪
♪ A horse is a horse, of course, of course ♪
♪ A little story about a man named Jed ♪
♪ A little story about a man named Jed ♪
♪ Ahh ahh ♪
♪ Ahh ahh ♪
♪ Ahh ahh ♪
♪ Ahh ahh ♪
♪ All the kinfolk are a sayin' ♪
♪ All the kinfolk are a sayin' ♪
♪ All you do is make yourself a TV dinner ♪
♪ All you do is make yourself a TV dinner ♪
♪ And be a Beverly hillbilly ♪
♪ And be a Beverly hillbilly ♪
♪ And no one can talk to a horse, of course ♪
♪ And no one can talk to a horse, of course ♪
♪ And that's all ♪
♪ And that's all ♪
♪ baby, baby, baby... ♪ (MUSIC STOPS)
♪ baby, baby, baby... ♪ (MUSIC STOPS)
♪ Before you know it ♪
♪ Before you know it ♪
♪ Beverly ♪
♪ Beverly ♪
♪ Beverly ♪
♪ Beverly ♪
♪ Beverly ♪
♪ Beverly ♪
♪ Beverly ♪
♪ Beverly ♪
♪ Beverly, Beverly ♪
♪ Beverly, Beverly ♪
♪ Beverly... ♪
♪ Beverly... ♪
♪ Black gold or the Texas tea ♪
♪ Black gold or the Texas tea ♪
♪ Da da dee dee ♪
♪ Da da dee dee ♪
♪ Da dee dee... ♪
♪ Da dee dee... ♪
♪ Dee dee ♪
♪ Dee dee ♪
♪ Dee dee du dee dee ♪
♪ Dee dee du dee dee ♪
♪ Disconnect the phone ♪
♪ Disconnect the phone ♪
♪ Do do do do ♪
♪ Do do do do ♪
♪ Do do do do ♪
♪ Do do do do ♪
♪ Do wah do wah... ♪
♪ Do wah do wah... ♪
♪ Don't change the channel ♪
♪ Don't change the channel ♪
♪ Don't change the channel ♪
♪ Don't change the channel ♪
♪ Don't change the channel ♪
♪ Don't change the channel ♪
♪ Don't change the channel ♪
♪ Don't change the channel ♪
♪ Don't touch that dial ♪
♪ Don't touch that dial ♪
♪ Don't touch that dial ♪
♪ Don't touch that dial ♪
♪ Don't touch that dial ♪
♪ Don't touch that dial ♪
♪ Don't worry about your laundry ♪
♪ Don't worry about your laundry ♪
♪ Don't worry about your laundry ♪
♪ Don't worry about your laundry ♪
♪ Don't worry about your laundry ♪
♪ Don't worry about your laundry ♪
♪ Don't you know that we control the horizontal? ♪
♪ Don't you know that we control the horizontal? ♪
♪ Forget about your job ♪
♪ Forget about your job ♪
♪ Forget about your job ♪
♪ Forget about your job ♪
♪ Forget about your job ♪
♪ Forget about your job ♪
♪ Go right to the source and ask the horse ♪
♪ Go right to the source and ask the horse ♪
♪ He gonna move next to Mr. Drysdale ♪
♪ He gonna move next to Mr. Drysdale ♪
♪ He gonna move next to Mr. Drysdale ♪
♪ He gonna move next to Mr. Drysdale ♪
♪ He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse ♪
♪ He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse ♪
♪ He's always on a steady course ♪
♪ He's always on a steady course ♪
♪ Hills, that is ♪
♪ Hills, that is ♪
♪ Huh ♪
♪ Huh ♪
♪ I said, baby, baby, baby ♪
♪ I said, baby, baby, baby ♪
♪ If you know what I mean, now ♪
♪ If you know what I mean, now ♪
♪ Is the famous Mr. Ed ♪
♪ Is the famous Mr. Ed ♪
♪ Just crank up the volume and yank off the knob ♪
♪ Just crank up the volume and yank off the knob ♪
♪ Just crank up the volume and yank off the knob ♪
♪ Just crank up the volume and yank off the knob ♪
♪ Kick off your sneakers ♪
♪ Kick off your sneakers ♪
♪ Kick off your sneakers ♪
♪ Kick off your sneakers ♪
♪ Kick off your sneakers ♪
♪ Kick off your sneakers ♪
♪ Let me be your hog ♪
♪ Let me be your hog ♪
♪ Let me be your hog, now... ♪
♪ Let me be your hog, now... ♪
♪ Listen to my story ♪
♪ Listen to my story ♪
♪ Look at that, look at that ♪
♪ Look at that, look at that ♪
♪ Move a move a movie stars ♪
♪ Move a move a movie stars ♪
♪ Now, everyone said ♪
♪ Now, everyone said ♪
♪ Now, leave the dishes in the sink ♪
♪ Now, leave the dishes in the sink ♪
♪ Now, let me tell you ♪
♪ Now, let me tell you ♪
♪ Now, lookie here, people ♪
♪ Now, lookie here, people ♪
♪ Oil, that is ♪
♪ Oil, that is ♪
♪ Old Jed was shooting at some food ♪
♪ Old Jed was shooting at some food ♪
♪ On UHF ♪
♪ On UHF ♪
♪ On UHF ♪
♪ On UHF ♪
♪ On UHF ♪
♪ On UHF ♪
♪ One day he was shooting ♪
♪ One day he was shooting ♪
♪ Press your face right up against the screen ♪
♪ Press your face right up against the screen ♪
♪ Prime time ain't no time to think ♪
♪ Prime time ain't no time to think ♪
♪ Put away your jacket ♪
♪ Put away your jacket ♪
♪ Put down your remote control ♪
♪ Put down your remote control ♪
♪ Right up from the ground there ♪
♪ Right up from the ground there ♪
♪ Spatula city, we sell spatulas ♪
♪ Spatula city, we sell spatulas ♪
♪ Stick around for a while ♪
♪ Stick around for a while ♪
♪ Stick around for a while ♪
♪ Stick around for a while ♪
♪ Stick around for a while ♪
♪ Stick around for a while ♪
♪ Swimming pools ♪
♪ Swimming pools ♪
♪ Talk to Mr. Ed ♪
♪ Talk to Mr. Ed ♪
♪ That is, of course, unless the horse ♪
♪ That is, of course, unless the horse ♪
♪ That little Clampett got his own cement pond ♪
♪ That little Clampett got his own cement pond ♪
♪ That little Clampett, he's a millionaire ♪
♪ That little Clampett, he's a millionaire ♪
♪ That poor mountaineer ♪
♪ That poor mountaineer ♪
♪ That's what we're going to do now ♪
♪ That's what we're going to do now ♪
♪ That's what we're going to do now ♪
♪ That's what we're going to do now ♪
♪ There's no need to go outside ♪
♪ There's no need to go outside ♪
♪ They say he barely kept his family fed ♪
♪ They say he barely kept his family fed ♪
♪ Throw out your "TV Guide" ♪
♪ Throw out your "TV Guide" ♪
♪ Till your brain turns into cottage cheese ♪
♪ Till your brain turns into cottage cheese ♪
♪ UHF ♪
♪ UHF ♪
♪ UHF ♪
♪ UHF ♪
♪ UHF ♪
♪ UHF ♪
♪ UHF ♪
♪ UHF ♪
♪ UHF ♪
♪ UHF ♪
♪ UHF ♪
♪ UHF ♪
♪ UHF ♪
♪ UHF ♪
♪ UHF ♪
♪ UHF ♪
♪ UHF ♪
♪ UHF ♪
♪ We control the vertical, too ♪
♪ We control the vertical, too ♪
♪ We gonna make a couch potato out of you ♪
♪ We gonna make a couch potato out of you ♪
♪ We gonna show you things you ain't ever seen ♪
♪ We gonna show you things you ain't ever seen ♪
♪ We got it all ♪
♪ We got it all ♪
♪ We got it all ♪
♪ We got it all ♪
♪ We got it all ♪
♪ We got it all ♪
♪ We got it all ♪
♪ We got it all ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all on UHF ♪
♪ We got it all. ♪
♪ We got it all. ♪
♪ We got to load up this here truck, now ♪
♪ We got to load up this here truck, now ♪
♪ We got to move to Beverly... ♪
♪ We got to move to Beverly... ♪
♪ Wee oo, wee oo ♪
♪ Wee oo, wee oo ♪
♪ Well, maybe you call it ♪
♪ Well, maybe you call it ♪
♪ Well, now ♪
♪ Well, now ♪
♪ Well, there came a bubbling crude ♪
♪ Well, there came a bubbling crude ♪
♪ When all of a sudden ♪
♪ When all of a sudden ♪
♪ Y'all come back, now, hear? ♪
♪ Y'all come back, now, hear? ♪
♪ Yank off the knob ♪
♪ Yank off the knob ♪
♪ Yippee ei a ♪
♪ Yippee ei a ♪
♪ You better put away your homework ♪
♪ You better put away your homework ♪
♪ You can sit around and stare at the picture tube ♪
♪ You can sit around and stare at the picture tube ♪
♪ You can watch us all day, you can watch us all night ♪
♪ You can watch us all day, you can watch us all night ♪
♪ You can watch us anytime that you please ♪
♪ You can watch us anytime that you please ♪
♪ You got to crank up the volume ♪
♪ You got to crank up the volume ♪
♪ You know something ♪
♪ You know something ♪
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