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Super Mario Bros.

Super Mario Bros.

Super Mario Bros.: Nostalgic Journey to the Mushroom Kingdom

Year: 1985

Cast:
- Mario: Charles Martinet
- Luigi: Charles Martinet
- Princess Peach: Samantha Kelly
- Bowser: Kenny James
- Toad: Samantha Kelly

Attention all gamers and fans of classic entertainment! Get ready to embark on a nostalgic journey to the Mushroom Kingdom with the beloved Super Mario Bros. Released in 1985, this iconic video game captured the hearts of millions around the globe. With its groundbreaking gameplay, memorable characters, and infectious soundtrack, Super Mario Bros. became an instant hit and kickstarted the franchise that would define a generation.

The story revolves around the heroic plumber brothers, Mario and Luigi, who embark on a mission to rescue Princess Peach from the clutches of the villainous Bowser. Players are transported to a whimsical world filled with vibrant landscapes, treacherous obstacles, and enchanting power-ups. As players guide Mario and Luigi through each level, they must navigate through platforms, dodge enemies, and collect valuable coins to reach the ultimate goal: saving Princess Peach and restoring peace to the Mushroom Kingdom.

The characters of Super Mario Bros. have become true icons in popular culture. Mario, the fearless Italian plumber with his signature mustache and red cap, is voiced by the talented Charles Martinet, who has been lending his voice to the character for decades. Luigi, Mario's loyal brother, is also voiced by Martinet, bringing his distinctive personality to life in every game.

Princess Peach, the damsel in distress, is beautifully portrayed by Samantha Kelly. Her gentle but determined spirit serves as an inspiration to players around the world. Bowser, the formidable antagonist, is given a deep and menacing voice by Kenny James, adding an extra layer of intensity to the thrilling battles between Mario and the King of Koopas. Toad, the faithful mushroom retainer, is also voiced by Samantha Kelly, providing a cheerful and helpful tone throughout the game.

One aspect that truly elevates Super Mario Bros. is its iconic soundtrack. Composed by Koji Kondo, the music of Super Mario Bros. is instantly recognizable and has become ingrained in popular culture. From the infectious main theme that accompanies players throughout their adventures, to the exhilarating track that plays when Mario grabs a coveted Super Star power-up, the soundtrack perfectly captures the magic and excitement of the Mushroom Kingdom.

If you're feeling nostalgic and want to transport yourself back to the Mushroom Kingdom, you're in luck! You can now play and download the classic Super Mario Bros. game and soundtrack. Immerse yourself in this gaming masterpiece, rekindle childhood memories, and experience the joy of saving Princess Peach once again. Whether you're a long-time fan or new to the world of Super Mario, this timeless game is a must-play for gamers of all ages.

So, grab your controller, power up your console or computer, and embark on a thrilling journey as Mario and Luigi. Traverse perilous landscapes, defeat countless enemies, and restore peace to the Mushroom Kingdom. Remember, the fate of the Princess Peach lies in your hands—so jump, stomp, and collect those coins!

A dancing lizard
A delicate moment...
A few miserable streets and endless desert.
A giant meteorite struck the earth.
A ha. No, no, no. Don't touch it.
A long, long time ago, the earth was ruled by dinosaurs.
A lot of girls have been going missing in Brooklyn recently.
A loyal child of the royal family.
A video game based on your many adventures.
Actually, no people went around hassling them because there weren't any people yet.
Advanced.
Affirmative!
After the merge, it will be nice to see the humans de evolve, won't it?
Agh!
Agh!
Agh!
Agh!
Agh!
Agh!
Agh!
Agh!
Agh!
Agh!
Agh!
Agh!
Ah, the rock.
Ah!
Ah! Ah! He's a liar, sir.
Ah! Ah! In the name of King Koopa...
Ah! Come on, let's go.
Ah! Come on! Let's get outta here.
Ah! It's our benevolent dictator.
Ah! Yes!
Aha! Big Bertha, the bouncer at the Boom Boom Bar.
Aha! Plumbers!
Alien species escaping from police detention...
Aliens? We gotta deal with aliens too?
All right! Come on. Let's go.
All right! Ya hay!
All right.
All right.
All right. Come on, girls. Come on, let's go.
All right. Come on.
All right. We'll both tell her.
Allow me.
Am I interrupting?
An alternate world separated by time and space
And Cohen.
And evolved into intelligent, vicious, aggressive beings?
And for the quarter.
And get rid of the mammals.
And hey, what if they found their way back?
And I can hook you up with some free tans?
And I just wanna thank you for all your help.
And I mean, you know what? If you just wanna end this right now...
And I told you not to forget it.
And I told you to remind him.
And I'll finally be able to merge our world with theirs
And I've earned this.
And if I had any sense, I'd mind my own business.
And if it would help you out, please step into the van.
And now he's wreaking his revenge on the city.
And now, I'm gonna make a monkey out of you, plumber.
And save a parallel world from a ruthless dictator.
And so clean.
And that's when they found the fossils.
And the opposable thumb
And there's a big coin reward. 2,000 gold Koopa coins.
And this giant bogey caught us. That's what saved us.
And we think it could be what destroyed all the dinosaurs.
And what are we stuck with?
And woke up in Manhattan of the future.
And yet somehow joined and continuous with our own.
And you know what they say about little girls, don't you?
And you, Koopa!
Angelica, come here.
Another lost job.
Any chance of a plate of steamed vegetables?
Any jobs?
Anything's possible, Mario. You just gotta believe.
Are the goombas training with the hand held de evolution gun?
Are these the sounds of a music that comes to us across the vastness of space?
Are we dead?
Are you from the city?
Are you here to help us?
Are you OK?
Are you OK?
Are you OK?
Are you telling us you can arrest a guy for being a plumber?
Arrest her!
As it were.
As long as our court order lasts, Mr Scapelli.
As university students continue their search for dinosaur bones.
As we speak, sir.
Ash! Agh!
Awesome!
Back to simpler forms,
Back to where you belong.
Back to where you came. Come this way.
Basically, life was good.
Basin wrench.
Be here.
Because everyone deserves what they've earned.
Between us, Iggy doesn't have a brain in his head.
Between you and me, Spike hasn't got a thought in his brain.
Big meteorite came, blasted our universes into parallel dimensions.
Bob omb!
Bob omb?
Boss! What did they do to you?
BOTH: Are you all right?
BOTH: Glug glug glug glug!
BOTH: We arrest you.
Bottom 116 open end.
Bottom 116 open ended.
Boys! Boys! Sit down.
Brace yourself!
Bring a nice bathing suit though, strapless so you don't get a tan line.
Bring the tags back. Thank you.
Brooklyn.
But I wanted the tunnel so I said Parkway
But the plumbers are in the tunnel. They're on their way to the desert.
But the plumbers are in the tunnel. They're on their way to the desert.
But we'd be done here a lot sooner if the goons would stop harassing us.
But what if the dinosaurs weren't all destroyed?
But you meant the tunnel.
But you wanna talk to somebody about it, you can call me.
But you wear this stuff?
By the bar. That lady with the red spikes who mugged us...
Bye.
Bye.
Bye. Spike.
Can you even hear me?
Can't we get some blankets.
Can't you get somebody to fix the heating?
Careful, it's hot.
Cheer up! Things could get worse.
Come and get it, big boy.
Come and get it, lizard breath.
Come and get it.
Come and get it.
Come on, Daisy. You know how I feel about you, right?
Come on, Daisy. You know how I feel about you, right?
Come on, girls. Get the goomba mattress. Pick it up, get that side.
Come on, Luigi, you'll be talking to the mildew in the shower next.
Come on, rufflehead, let's see what you're made of.
Come on, what are you waiting for?
Come on!
Come on! Come on!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Bring it over here.
Come on. Dad.
Come on. He wants to clobber Koopa too.
Come on. I told you. All you had to do is trust. Come on.
Come on. Somebody's gotta do it. I don't got no choice, right?
Come on. There's no time for that now. Come on!
Come on. You'll see her tonight. You impress her with your manners.
Come with me.
Come with us.
Come, come, quickly!
Come!
Comes from sitting on my butt all day playing video games, that's why.
Comfortable? OK.
Conda, Dactyl
Cool, man!
Cos everybody loves to dance, that's why.
Cos I knew you'd go the opposite way I suggested.
Cos I'm outta here.
Cos Mario here brought me up.
Cretaceous.
Daisy, I think this may come as something of a shock.
Daisy, may I present to you...
Daisy, where are you?
Daisy, you too!
DAISY: Luigi, here!
DAISY: No!
Daisy!
Daisy!
Daisy!
Daisy! Answer me! Daisy, where are you?
Daisy! ls that you?
Daisy?
Daisy.
Dance with me. I'll hit you all you like.
De evolution, of course, works the opposite way.
De evolution, of course, works the opposite way.
De evolve Jurassic.
Deal with it.
Destroying everything under the sump pumps. Thank God you're here.
Devo guns ready?
Did I lie?
Did you mean our worlds have crossed over or something like that?
Die, plumbers!
Dinner?
Dinner.
Dino, lizard, hold the mammal, no worms, and...spicy.
Dinosaur.
Disgusting mammals! Pah!
Do you eat?
Do you know what I love about mud?
Do you know where you're going?
Doesn't even know how to begin but he has offered you a ride.
Don't fight it.
Don't look down!
Don't say anything, but my boyfriend Mario's right up there.
Down here.
Down!
Drive carefully.
Duck now!
Duck!
Egg sucker!
Elevator ingenious, Mario! Ingenious!
Enough! Both of you, go to the desert.
Er...
Eugh!
Ever since Koopa took over.
Ever!
Everybody's got tap water.
Evolve.
Excellent.
Excellent. Release Lena.
Except Angelica she's from Queens, but she's all right.
Excuse me, excuse me, that hardly seems logical.
Excuse me, excuse me, that hardly seems logical.
Excuse me, lady, can you tell me where I am?
Excuse me, will you hit me again?
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Sorry, excuse me.
Excuse me. Thank you.
Excuse, sir! Excuse me, sir.
Faster. What did I tell you, huh?
Fine.
First we get the rock then we'll take you to Daisy in the tower.
For anti Koopa songs we can.
For instance, even our musical friend Toad can become...
For mammals, you guys are quite acceptable.
For me?
Forget it. It's rock.
Found?
Fried tweeter, only 20 Koopons. You like little wigglers? 15.
Get 'em up, suckers! Koopa coins.
Get away from my baby! Get away from my baby!
Get extra plumbers. Bring every plumber you...
Get off of me!
Get outta my way!
Get those plumbers!
Get your wrench.
Give it to me!
Give it to me.
Give me that devo gun.
Give me that rock, you monkey. It's mine!
Give me that.
Give me the light. Come on, give me the light.
Give me the wheel puller. It looks like a corkscrew.
Giving us the little things, when we were hanging there.
Glug glug glug glug!
Go forward!
Go on, pick a direction. Any direction you like.
Go right, go right! Agh!
Go to Brooklyn. Tell them about the invasion and the goombas.
Go, Goomba!
Good catch, huh, Mario? I should try out for the Yankees.
Good choice, cousin. I always thought he'd make a great goomba.
Good luck, Luigi!
Good news, sir. The troops are in place ready to de evolve the mammals.
Good. Now, where's the rock?
Goodbye, dinosaurs!
Goodbye, Spike. I'm gonna miss ya.
Goomba! Whereas my evolution was wonderful and sweet,
Goombas!
Goombas!
Goombas.
Goombas. Come on, let's go!
Got ya! Yeah!
Gotta go with it.
Grab onto me.
Great.
Great. A building with athlete's foot!
Greetings from Koopa.
Guards! Guards! Arrest these plumbers.
Guess he must have a serious plumbing problem.
Guy in charge!
Haha!
Hail Koopa.
Hand out the de evolution guns. Prepare for destiny!
Hand.
Hand.
Hang on.
Hardly.
Have a look.
Have a nice trip. See you next Fall.
Have been preaching your overthrow at the Boom Boom Bar.
He couldn't tell one mammal from another.
He used to be the leader here,
He's a friend.
He's around.
He's around.
He's not gonna kill us. He's not that nice.
Head contractor Anthony Scapelli is now arriving, hoping to settle the dispute.
Help me!
Help me! Help me!
Help these Marios around the side.
Her.
Here she comes.
Here we are.
Here.
Here's what's logical to me.
Hey hey! This is driving!
Hey, I got an idea. Why don't you come down to the tanning salon
Hey, I'm freezing my butt off here. There's cold air from that air vent.
Hey, lady, what are you...?
Hey, listen, if we're gonna eat in this place we're gonna have to be very hungry.
Hey, look at that. What is that?
Hey, love the dress. I've never seen it before.
Hey, man, this is fun!
Hey, Mario, did you see that?
Hey, Mario, how come in every situation that can possibly come up,
Hey, Mario, look at this. These little mushroom things on the fungus.
Hey, Mario, look! I grew an inch.
Hey, Mario, you're going the wrong way.
Hey, turn left here.
Hey, wait a minute. You can't arrest a guy for just singing a song.
Hey, was that superior driving skills or what?
Hey, watch it! What are you doin'?
Hey, you. Open UP
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Don't do that. You'll hurt yourself.
Hey! Hey, guys
Hey! Look at these dudes.
Hey! What are you doing?
Hey! You must be the missing girls from Brooklyn.
Hi, it's Daisy. Listen, we're gonna need more security down here.
Hi.
Hold on to me, all right?
Hold on to me.
Hold still.
Home for five, home for five. What percent is that?
Honey, listen. Get that mattress, the goomba mattress. Take it over there.
How are we gonna get across?
How are we gonna get in there?
How can they let us suffer like this? What are they? Cold blooded?
How can we do that? We can't just take an elevator.
How did we get into sea turtles?
How did you know they'd do that?
How did you know they'd do that?
How long you gonna be digging up these bones?
How peculiar!
How we gonna get outta here?
How's Daniella?
How's prison?
Hurry!
I Help me! Daisy! I'm coming!
I agree.
I am about to lose everything.
I am kinda hungry though.
I believe you are looking for this.
I believe.
I bet you'll be done by tonight.
I bet. Who's this Koopa clown?
I can't get the university to give me any extra money.
I can't stop this thing.
I can't.
I can't.
I captured the princess.
I could show you.
I could show you.
I definitely know it's her.
I did not. I said Parkway.
I didn't mean that. What I mean is I think we can do this together. I can help you.
I disintegrated. Am I still here?
I do believe. I believe the rent is three months overdue. That's what I believe.
I do too but...
I do too but...
I don't believe this.
I don't believe you can do that.
I don't care about the money. Scapelli's down here making threats and I...
I don't care whose daughter you are.
I don't eat anything with a face.
I don't get it.
I don't know, but it's not good.
I don't know. Let me think.
I don't know. Maybe we got knocked unconscious for 100 years
I don't really know.
I don't think you wanna do that.
I got 'em from Poppa. He got 'em from Grandpoppa.
I got a couple of plumbers bringing me the rest of the meteorite.
I got a feeling about this, Marioroni.
I got a feeling we're not in Brooklyn no more.
I got a feeling.
I got two words for you, I'm possible.
I grew up at St Teresa's on Fulton Street.
I guess none of us here fit the bill.
I guess we're both prisoners here, huh?
I have a big flood over here
I have just found out that I have saboteurs in the tower.
I have suspected a lot of things but not that I...
I have waited too long to let all this slip away.
I haven't heard that name around here. It's really nice too.
I hope he's all right.
I hope the guy downstairs knows where we're going.
I hope you're right.
I just wanna say one thing first.
I know exactly what to do.
I know it sounds weird, but it's the only thing I have from when I was found.
I like this room. Don't you?
I mean it's a pleasure to meet you.
I need Koopa coins, you lame os.
I need the rock, and the Princess Daisy
I overheard your name was Daisy.
I promised to take her to Wrestle Mania.
I start to say things that sound really weird.
I still do not have the meteorite piece.
I think it's incredible.
I think you ought to know that Iggy and Spike
I thought you didn't believe in miracles, Mr Tough Guy, huh?
I wanna apologise right now in case, when I start to get talking,
I wanna be with you.
I wanna tell you something.
I want you to meet...
I was abandoned.
I was gonna ask you the same thing.
I won!
I won!
I would like to walk you home.
I would understand.
I'd be careful.
I'd call them the Super Mario Brothers.
I'd high five you, but then you'd be an only child.
I'd like the Koopa Special.
I'd like to give it a shot and find out.
I'd love to get you out of here.
I'd love you to show me.
I'll do this. Go check for messages.
I'll kill that plumber!
I'll meet you in the playground after school.
I'll need to...
I'll not be able to merge the dimensions.
I'm a vegetarian.
I'm Anthony Scapelli.
I'm back!
I'm flying, Mario, I'm flying!
I'm getting arrested for being a plumber.
I'm gonna break every bone in their body.
I'm gonna drill it out.
I'm gonna go get her.
I'm in Devo 4.
I'm not flying. It's just a...hook.
I'm OK, yeah. You're the one without the padding.
I'm OK, yeah. You're the one without the padding.
I'm out into the bigger world.
I'm sorry, we didn't meant to disturb you
I'm swingin', I'm swingin'!
I'm tellin' you.
I'm the boss elsewhere. My boys need to get back to work here.
I'm the boss here.
I'm your main man, Ramadan, your can of Spam.
I'm...
I've been listening to pipes all my life. Come on.
I've got a few problems, but...
I've never seen such fluidity.
If not with you...
If we get it wrong one more time, he's gonna kill us.
If you do not return with the plumbers and the rock...
If you don't tell me where that meteorite piece is.
If you loved her, you'd understand that.
If you touch her I'll kill you.
If you two don't start talking, we're gonna leave you to these guys for lunch.
If you wanna end this right now and you feel bad about that,
If you want...
Iggy's World.
Ignatius, do you know what the square root of 26,481 is?
Imagine it. An endless supply of food, clean air, water.
Improbable, unlikely, but never impossible.
In here.
Ingeniously.
Is Daisy.
Is six o'clock all right?
Is that why you were talking about Scapelli?
Isn't this a little bit feminine?
It depends on what you mean by living.
It means that a meteorite hit here a long time ago.
It used to be my office, you know, until I got promoted.
It was your mother's.
It wasn't your driving. The tunnel just sneezed us out
It's a miracle we made it alive.
It's a pleasure to meet me.
It's all sticky. Yuck!
It's almost as if he was a monster trying to be a human being.
It's beautiful.
It's broken though.
It's Brooklyn! My world!
It's clean and it's dirty at the same time.
It's cold! Agh!
It's Daisy. Daisy, we're comin'!
It's disgusting.
It's everything you've hoped for, everything you've worked for.
It's her.
It's him again.
It's incredible!
It's jammed in. I can't get it.
It's just ahead.
It's melting.
It's nice.
It's not too late. We've gotta stop her.
It's open. Come on, Luigi.
It's solid.
It's true. He's been de evolved.
James, I'm gonna find a phone and call the university.
Join the goombas!
Judge for yourself.
Just don't move your hands around like a small wounded animal.
Just keep hanging. Close your eyes.
Just like us!
Just the first tiny mammals.
Just trust me. I got a good feeling about this alleyway. I don't know.
Keep everyone digging till I get back.
Keep going. Got it.
Kill them!
Koopa needed me close by, you see.
Koopa thinks you're the only one who can merge the dimensions.
Koopa, we need to talk. I want you.
Koopa's first victim of de evolution.
Koopa's going to kill us if we blow it again.
Larry Lazard of Lazard, Lazard,
Last name.
Left! I said left!
Lena, bring me the princess and have her cleaned up.
Lena, look, I know you don't want me here.
Lena, will you help me get out of here?
Lena?
Let go! Now!
Let it go! Agh, God!
Let me go!
Let's do it. Come on. Just have faith. Jump.
Let's get her.
Let's get out of here. This place is crawling with giant lizards.
Let's get outta here before this fungus stuff eats us alive.
Let's get you off.
Let's go get Daisy.
Let's go in this one.
Let's go. Move it! Come on!
Let's go...now!
Let's hit the bricks.
Let's swing over there, yeah?
Like dancing crocodiles. Oh!
Like Marios.
Listen to me.
Listen...
Listen...
Look at this one the way the bones fit here.
Look at this place. Pathetic! It gets worse every day.
Look at this!
Look down there. Luigi!
Look for the red spikes.
Look out!
Look out!
Look what she did to you.
Look, he was trying to give us that thing.
Look, look! Look, another one!
Look, sniff its. We'll hijack a sludge gulper and drive into the city.
Look, the point is we're freezing here.
Look, weird is working in a bone pit all day and then spending your nights
Look! It's Koopa's tower!
Looks like I win.
Lou, it just don't get no better than this.
Love those plumbers.
Loyal, lethal...
Ls it possible you could assist us in escaping?
Luigi Luigi?
Luigi Mario. You got a problem with that?
Luigi, are you gonna stop moping around? Come on.
Luigi, come and eat.
Luigi, forget it.
Luigi, I told you to check the radiator. Take it easy, will ya?
Luigi, I'm alive.
Luigi, it's a mushroom. Come on.
Luigi, lock all four of these valves.
Luigi, Mario, can you hear me?
Luigi, this is a mistake. It's a dead end. Come on, let's turn back.
Luigi, we got a broken dishwasher at the Riverfront Cafe.
Luigi, we're the aliens!
Luigi, we've gotta stop it, we've gotta get it out.
Luigi, you see how deep that is? Get back.
LUIGI: Daisy's in there somewhere, I know it.
LUIGI: I don't know. I ain't been to Manhattan in a couple of weeks.
LUIGI: You all right? You OK?
Luigi!
Luigi!
Luigi!
Luigi!
Luigi! Mario!
Luigi?
Luigi?
Man, she sure makes an impression.
Mario Brothers Plumbing. No leak too small.
Mario, don't you see? It's been trying to help us all along,
Mario, I got a feeling.
Mario, I got you.
Mario, look!
Mario, Mario, right now on Miraculous World,
MARIO: Don't we get a phone call?
MARIO: Look at this. It's a plumber's nightmare.
MARIO: Oh my God!
MARIO: Where do we start?
MARIO: Where the hell are we?
Mario!
Mario!
Mario!
Mario! We're on The Miraculous World. Hurry up!
Mario?
Mario.
Maybe she's a little shy.
Maybe she's a little shy.
Maybe the Bronx of today.
Messed up again, mammal.
Mike. Mike!
Mm.
Mmm.
Monkey!
More like a transfiguration.
Move it, move it.
Move it! Go! Go!
Move on. Come on, let's go.
Move! Move!
Mr Scapelli! (CHEERING)
Must've been a bad couple of weeks.
Must've been a non union job.
Muster the goombas.
My father?
My father? What do you know about my father?
My father. He's been my father, my uncle, my brother everybody.
My friend, to the downfall of Koopa.
My instinct tells me this one.
My instincts tell me this'll be faster. Breathe in, big brother. We'll get there.
My my!
My time has come! The universe is mine!
My time will come!
My, my. Looks like you got up on the wrong side of the nest this morning.
Never let 'em down, and they're always at your side.
No woman can resist the charm of a Mario.
No wonder they tell you never to come up here.
No, he is. I'm just apprenticing.
No, I have heard it, cos it's like the flower and everything.
No, I'm from that little part of all of us
No, it's not a big problem. Just leave it to the professionals.
No, no, no. Where's the rock, scallywag?
No, no. I'm asking you if you want a ride.
No, wait, Mario. Don't jump. It's not...
No, you're not gonna kill 'em. Not if I get there first.
No!
No! What are you doin'?
No.
No.
No. Luigi Mario.
No. What do you mean "neither"?
Not exactly.
Not in New York traffic, they don't.
Not me, cousin, not me!
Not now.
Not now.
Not that I hang around flower shops or nothing like that.
Not until you give us Daisy, biscuit head.
Nothing's impossible, Mario.
Now let me guess which one of you
Now she's gonna think I'm a complete idiot.
Now, does this guys know his stuff or does this guy know his stuff?!
Now, where's Daisy?
Now, your father's still...hanging around, isn't he?
Now...
Now...what's with this rock?
Number one we steal this car.
Number two I'm driving.
Of course she's wearing a disguise. She thinks she can fool us.
Oh but...
Oh man!
Oh my!
Oh no!
Oh, check this out.
Oh, come on, Luigi! You didn't tell me.
Oh, here. This is as far as we can go. I'll have to walk the rest of the way.
Oh, I hate heights.
Oh, Luigi! Mario!
Oh, man, it's cold.
Oh, man! I lost all my tools.
Oh, Mario, I knew you'd come for me!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! OK.
Oh. You have your mother's eyes.
OK, 24... hup!
OK, come on.
OK, here it is.
OK, I'll stay, you go.
OK, look, how many Marios are there between the two of you?
OK, so Scapelli blasted through the bones in the rock and found what?
OK, through the gate, through the gate.
OK.
OK.
OK. Daisy!
One evil egg sucking son of a snake.
One of Brooklyn's largest construction projects has been ordered shut down
One thing I cannot stand is naysay.
One, two, three. One, two, three. One, two, three.
Only I can withstand the force.
Only I can withstand the force.
Our old king you tried to get rid of him, but the king is everywhere.
Our two dimensions will reunite and we will become one.
Out!
Ow!
Perfect, perfect!
Perhaps at this moment of delicacy...
Perhaps if I could just make you idiots smarter, you won't screw up this time.
Perhaps we should stay and formulate our own strategy.
Pit hole of germs everywhere, fungus.
Place ready to what? Now?
Please! Not me, cous, no!
Plumber alert.
Plumber alert.
Plumber!
Plumbers!
Plumbers?
Prepare for the invasion, and ready the troops.
Princess Daisy, we've always been your loyalist supporters.
Princess Daisy.
Princess, ready to help me destroy humankind?
Princess?
Put in a cartridge. Click your heels together.
Python Pizza here. May I help you?
Quite an agreeable transmogrification.
Rats!
Reading about things that have been dead for 65 million years.
Really? I am very disappointed in you, cousins.
Relax, Luigi. There used to be Dodgers here too!
Relax! It's been making that sound all week.
Restricted area. No unauthorised personnel.
Restricted area. No unauthorised personnel.
Right. Which door?
Ruler of all that you see.
Scapelli?
Scapelli.
Scapelli. They beat us to it again.
Scapelli's been trying to force us out ever since we got here. It's sabotage.

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