Super Mario Bros. Edit

A dancing lizard

A delicate moment...

A few miserable streets and endless desert.

A giant meteorite struck the earth.

A ha. No, no, no. Don't touch it.

A long, long time ago, the earth was ruled by dinosaurs.

A lot of girls have been going missing in Brooklyn recently.

A loyal child of the royal family.

A video game based on your many adventures.

Actually, no people went around hassling them because there weren't any people yet.

Advanced.

Affirmative!

After the merge, it will be nice to see the humans de evolve, won't it?

Agh!

Agh!

Agh!

Agh!

Agh!

Agh!

Agh!

Agh!

Agh!

Agh!

Agh!

Agh!

Ah, the rock.

Ah!

Ah! Ah! He's a liar, sir.

Ah! Ah! In the name of King Koopa...

Ah! Come on, let's go.

Ah! Come on! Let's get outta here.

Ah! It's our benevolent dictator.

Ah! Yes!

Aha! Big Bertha, the bouncer at the Boom Boom Bar.

Aha! Plumbers!

Alien species escaping from police detention...

Aliens? We gotta deal with aliens too?

All right! Come on. Let's go.

All right! Ya hay!

All right.

All right.

All right. Come on, girls. Come on, let's go.

All right. Come on.

All right. We'll both tell her.

Allow me.

Am I interrupting?

An alternate world separated by time and space

And Cohen.

And evolved into intelligent, vicious, aggressive beings?

And for the quarter.

And get rid of the mammals.

And hey, what if they found their way back?

And I can hook you up with some free tans?

And I just wanna thank you for all your help.

And I mean, you know what? If you just wanna end this right now...

And I told you not to forget it.

And I told you to remind him.

And I'll finally be able to merge our world with theirs

And I've earned this.

And if I had any sense, I'd mind my own business.

And if it would help you out, please step into the van.

And now he's wreaking his revenge on the city.

And now, I'm gonna make a monkey out of you, plumber.

And save a parallel world from a ruthless dictator.

And so clean.

And that's when they found the fossils.

And the opposable thumb

And there's a big coin reward. 2,000 gold Koopa coins.

And this giant bogey caught us. That's what saved us.

And we think it could be what destroyed all the dinosaurs.

And what are we stuck with?

And woke up in Manhattan of the future.

And yet somehow joined and continuous with our own.

And you know what they say about little girls, don't you?

And you, Koopa!

Angelica, come here.

Another lost job.

Any chance of a plate of steamed vegetables?

Any jobs?

Anything's possible, Mario. You just gotta believe.

Are the goombas training with the hand held de evolution gun?

Are these the sounds of a music that comes to us across the vastness of space?

Are we dead?

Are you from the city?

Are you here to help us?

Are you OK?

Are you OK?

Are you OK?

Are you telling us you can arrest a guy for being a plumber?

Arrest her!

As it were.

As long as our court order lasts, Mr Scapelli.

As university students continue their search for dinosaur bones.

As we speak, sir.

Ash! Agh!

Awesome!

Back to simpler forms,

Back to where you belong.

Back to where you came. Come this way.

Basically, life was good.

Basin wrench.

Be here.

Because everyone deserves what they've earned.

Between us, Iggy doesn't have a brain in his head.

Between you and me, Spike hasn't got a thought in his brain.

Big meteorite came, blasted our universes into parallel dimensions.

Bob omb!

Bob omb?

Boss! What did they do to you?

BOTH: Are you all right?

BOTH: Glug glug glug glug!

BOTH: We arrest you.

Bottom 116 open end.

Bottom 116 open ended.

Boys! Boys! Sit down.

Brace yourself!

Bring a nice bathing suit though, strapless so you don't get a tan line.

Bring the tags back. Thank you.

Brooklyn.

But I wanted the tunnel so I said Parkway

But the plumbers are in the tunnel. They're on their way to the desert.

But the plumbers are in the tunnel. They're on their way to the desert.

But we'd be done here a lot sooner if the goons would stop harassing us.

But what if the dinosaurs weren't all destroyed?

But you meant the tunnel.

But you wanna talk to somebody about it, you can call me.

But you wear this stuff?

By the bar. That lady with the red spikes who mugged us...

Bye.

Bye.

Bye. Spike.

Can you even hear me?

Can't we get some blankets.

Can't you get somebody to fix the heating?

Careful, it's hot.

Cheer up! Things could get worse.

Come and get it, big boy.

Come and get it, lizard breath.

Come and get it.

Come and get it.

Come on, Daisy. You know how I feel about you, right?

Come on, Daisy. You know how I feel about you, right?

Come on, girls. Get the goomba mattress. Pick it up, get that side.

Come on, Luigi, you'll be talking to the mildew in the shower next.

Come on, rufflehead, let's see what you're made of.

Come on, what are you waiting for?

Come on!

Come on! Come on!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Bring it over here.

Come on. Dad.

Come on. He wants to clobber Koopa too.

Come on. I told you. All you had to do is trust. Come on.

Come on. Somebody's gotta do it. I don't got no choice, right?

Come on. There's no time for that now. Come on!

Come on. You'll see her tonight. You impress her with your manners.

Come with me.

Come with us.

Come, come, quickly!

Come!

Comes from sitting on my butt all day playing video games, that's why.

Comfortable? OK.

Conda, Dactyl

Cool, man!

Cos everybody loves to dance, that's why.

Cos I knew you'd go the opposite way I suggested.

Cos I'm outta here.

Cos Mario here brought me up.

Cretaceous.

Daisy, I think this may come as something of a shock.

Daisy, may I present to you...

Daisy, where are you?

Daisy, you too!

DAISY: Luigi, here!

DAISY: No!

Daisy!

Daisy!

Daisy!

Daisy! Answer me! Daisy, where are you?

Daisy! ls that you?

Daisy?

Daisy.

Dance with me. I'll hit you all you like.

De evolution, of course, works the opposite way.

De evolution, of course, works the opposite way.

De evolve Jurassic.

Deal with it.

Destroying everything under the sump pumps. Thank God you're here.

Devo guns ready?

Did I lie?

Did you mean our worlds have crossed over or something like that?

Die, plumbers!

Dinner?

Dinner.

Dino, lizard, hold the mammal, no worms, and...spicy.

Dinosaur.

Disgusting mammals! Pah!

Do you eat?

Do you know what I love about mud?

Do you know where you're going?

Doesn't even know how to begin but he has offered you a ride.

Don't fight it.

Don't look down!

Don't say anything, but my boyfriend Mario's right up there.

Down here.

Down!

Drive carefully.

Duck now!

Duck!

Egg sucker!

Elevator ingenious, Mario! Ingenious!

Enough! Both of you, go to the desert.

Er...

Eugh!

Ever since Koopa took over.

Ever!

Everybody's got tap water.

Evolve.

Excellent.

Excellent. Release Lena.

Except Angelica she's from Queens, but she's all right.

Excuse me, excuse me, that hardly seems logical.

Excuse me, excuse me, that hardly seems logical.

Excuse me, lady, can you tell me where I am?

Excuse me, will you hit me again?

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Sorry, excuse me.

Excuse me. Thank you.

Excuse, sir! Excuse me, sir.

Faster. What did I tell you, huh?

Fine.

First we get the rock then we'll take you to Daisy in the tower.

For anti Koopa songs we can.

For instance, even our musical friend Toad can become...

For mammals, you guys are quite acceptable.

For me?

Forget it. It's rock.

Found?

Fried tweeter, only 20 Koopons. You like little wigglers? 15.

Get 'em up, suckers! Koopa coins.

Get away from my baby! Get away from my baby!

Get extra plumbers. Bring every plumber you...

Get off of me!

Get outta my way!

Get those plumbers!

Get your wrench.

Give it to me!

Give it to me.

Give me that devo gun.

Give me that rock, you monkey. It's mine!

Give me that.

Give me the light. Come on, give me the light.

Give me the wheel puller. It looks like a corkscrew.

Giving us the little things, when we were hanging there.

Glug glug glug glug!

Go forward!

Go on, pick a direction. Any direction you like.

Go right, go right! Agh!

Go to Brooklyn. Tell them about the invasion and the goombas.

Go, Goomba!

Good catch, huh, Mario? I should try out for the Yankees.

Good choice, cousin. I always thought he'd make a great goomba.

Good luck, Luigi!

Good news, sir. The troops are in place ready to de evolve the mammals.

Good. Now, where's the rock?

Goodbye, dinosaurs!

Goodbye, Spike. I'm gonna miss ya.

Goomba! Whereas my evolution was wonderful and sweet,

Goombas!

Goombas!

Goombas.

Goombas. Come on, let's go!

Got ya! Yeah!

Gotta go with it.

Grab onto me.

Great.

Great. A building with athlete's foot!

Greetings from Koopa.

Guards! Guards! Arrest these plumbers.

Guess he must have a serious plumbing problem.

Guy in charge!

Haha!

Hail Koopa.

Hand out the de evolution guns. Prepare for destiny!

Hand.

Hand.

Hang on.

Hardly.

Have a look.

Have a nice trip. See you next Fall.

Have been preaching your overthrow at the Boom Boom Bar.

He couldn't tell one mammal from another.

He used to be the leader here,

He's a friend.

He's around.

He's around.

He's not gonna kill us. He's not that nice.

Head contractor Anthony Scapelli is now arriving, hoping to settle the dispute.

Help me!

Help me! Help me!

Help these Marios around the side.

Her.

Here she comes.

Here we are.

Here.

Here's what's logical to me.

Hey hey! This is driving!

Hey, I got an idea. Why don't you come down to the tanning salon

Hey, I'm freezing my butt off here. There's cold air from that air vent.

Hey, lady, what are you...?

Hey, listen, if we're gonna eat in this place we're gonna have to be very hungry.

Hey, look at that. What is that?

Hey, love the dress. I've never seen it before.

Hey, man, this is fun!

Hey, Mario, did you see that?

Hey, Mario, how come in every situation that can possibly come up,

Hey, Mario, look at this. These little mushroom things on the fungus.

Hey, Mario, look! I grew an inch.

Hey, Mario, you're going the wrong way.

Hey, turn left here.

Hey, wait a minute. You can't arrest a guy for just singing a song.

Hey, was that superior driving skills or what?

Hey, watch it! What are you doin'?

Hey, you. Open UP

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Don't do that. You'll hurt yourself.

Hey! Hey, guys

Hey! Look at these dudes.

Hey! What are you doing?

Hey! You must be the missing girls from Brooklyn.

Hi, it's Daisy. Listen, we're gonna need more security down here.

Hi.

Hold on to me, all right?

Hold on to me.

Hold still.

Home for five, home for five. What percent is that?

Honey, listen. Get that mattress, the goomba mattress. Take it over there.

How are we gonna get across?

How are we gonna get in there?

How can they let us suffer like this? What are they? Cold blooded?

How can we do that? We can't just take an elevator.

How did we get into sea turtles?

How did you know they'd do that?

How did you know they'd do that?

How long you gonna be digging up these bones?

How peculiar!

How we gonna get outta here?

How's Daniella?

How's prison?

Hurry!

I Help me! Daisy! I'm coming!

I agree.

I am about to lose everything.

I am kinda hungry though.

I believe you are looking for this.

I believe.

I bet you'll be done by tonight.

I bet. Who's this Koopa clown?

I can't get the university to give me any extra money.

I can't stop this thing.

I can't.

I can't.

I captured the princess.

I could show you.

I could show you.

I definitely know it's her.

I did not. I said Parkway.

I didn't mean that. What I mean is I think we can do this together. I can help you.

I disintegrated. Am I still here?

I do believe. I believe the rent is three months overdue. That's what I believe.

I do too but...

I do too but...

I don't believe this.

I don't believe you can do that.

I don't care about the money. Scapelli's down here making threats and I...

I don't care whose daughter you are.

I don't eat anything with a face.

I don't get it.

I don't know, but it's not good.

I don't know. Let me think.

I don't know. Maybe we got knocked unconscious for 100 years

I don't really know.

I don't think you wanna do that.

I got 'em from Poppa. He got 'em from Grandpoppa.

I got a couple of plumbers bringing me the rest of the meteorite.

I got a feeling about this, Marioroni.

I got a feeling we're not in Brooklyn no more.

I got a feeling.

I got two words for you, I'm possible.

I grew up at St Teresa's on Fulton Street.

I guess none of us here fit the bill.

I guess we're both prisoners here, huh?

I have a big flood over here

I have just found out that I have saboteurs in the tower.

I have suspected a lot of things but not that I...

I have waited too long to let all this slip away.

I haven't heard that name around here. It's really nice too.

I hope he's all right.

I hope the guy downstairs knows where we're going.

I hope you're right.

I just wanna say one thing first.

I know exactly what to do.

I know it sounds weird, but it's the only thing I have from when I was found.

I like this room. Don't you?

I mean it's a pleasure to meet you.

I need Koopa coins, you lame os.

I need the rock, and the Princess Daisy

I overheard your name was Daisy.

I promised to take her to Wrestle Mania.

I start to say things that sound really weird.

I still do not have the meteorite piece.

I think it's incredible.

I think you ought to know that Iggy and Spike

I thought you didn't believe in miracles, Mr Tough Guy, huh?

I wanna apologise right now in case, when I start to get talking,

I wanna be with you.

I wanna tell you something.

I want you to meet...

I was abandoned.

I was gonna ask you the same thing.

I won!

I won!

I would like to walk you home.

I would understand.

I'd be careful.

I'd call them the Super Mario Brothers.

I'd high five you, but then you'd be an only child.

I'd like the Koopa Special.

I'd like to give it a shot and find out.

I'd love to get you out of here.

I'd love you to show me.

I'll do this. Go check for messages.

I'll kill that plumber!

I'll meet you in the playground after school.

I'll need to...

I'll not be able to merge the dimensions.

I'm a vegetarian.

I'm Anthony Scapelli.

I'm back!

I'm flying, Mario, I'm flying!

I'm getting arrested for being a plumber.

I'm gonna break every bone in their body.

I'm gonna drill it out.

I'm gonna go get her.

I'm in Devo 4.

I'm not flying. It's just a...hook.

I'm OK, yeah. You're the one without the padding.

I'm OK, yeah. You're the one without the padding.

I'm out into the bigger world.

I'm sorry, we didn't meant to disturb you

I'm swingin', I'm swingin'!

I'm tellin' you.

I'm the boss elsewhere. My boys need to get back to work here.

I'm the boss here.

I'm your main man, Ramadan, your can of Spam.

I'm...

I've been listening to pipes all my life. Come on.

I've got a few problems, but...

I've never seen such fluidity.

If not with you...

If we get it wrong one more time, he's gonna kill us.

If you do not return with the plumbers and the rock...

If you don't tell me where that meteorite piece is.

If you loved her, you'd understand that.

If you touch her I'll kill you.

If you two don't start talking, we're gonna leave you to these guys for lunch.

If you wanna end this right now and you feel bad about that,

If you want...

Iggy's World.

Ignatius, do you know what the square root of 26,481 is?

Imagine it. An endless supply of food, clean air, water.

Improbable, unlikely, but never impossible.

In here.

Ingeniously.

Is Daisy.

Is six o'clock all right?

Is that why you were talking about Scapelli?

Isn't this a little bit feminine?

It depends on what you mean by living.

It means that a meteorite hit here a long time ago.

It used to be my office, you know, until I got promoted.

It was your mother's.

It wasn't your driving. The tunnel just sneezed us out

It's a miracle we made it alive.

It's a pleasure to meet me.

It's all sticky. Yuck!

It's almost as if he was a monster trying to be a human being.

It's beautiful.

It's broken though.

It's Brooklyn! My world!

It's clean and it's dirty at the same time.

It's cold! Agh!

It's Daisy. Daisy, we're comin'!

It's disgusting.

It's everything you've hoped for, everything you've worked for.

It's her.

It's him again.

It's incredible!

It's jammed in. I can't get it.

It's just ahead.

It's melting.

It's nice.

It's not too late. We've gotta stop her.

It's open. Come on, Luigi.

It's solid.

It's true. He's been de evolved.

James, I'm gonna find a phone and call the university.

Join the goombas!

Judge for yourself.

Just don't move your hands around like a small wounded animal.

Just keep hanging. Close your eyes.

Just like us!

Just the first tiny mammals.

Just trust me. I got a good feeling about this alleyway. I don't know.

Keep everyone digging till I get back.

Keep going. Got it.

Kill them!

Koopa needed me close by, you see.

Koopa thinks you're the only one who can merge the dimensions.

Koopa, we need to talk. I want you.

Koopa's first victim of de evolution.

Koopa's going to kill us if we blow it again.

Larry Lazard of Lazard, Lazard,

Last name.

Left! I said left!

Lena, bring me the princess and have her cleaned up.

Lena, look, I know you don't want me here.

Lena, will you help me get out of here?

Lena?

Let go! Now!

Let it go! Agh, God!

Let me go!

Let's do it. Come on. Just have faith. Jump.

Let's get her.

Let's get out of here. This place is crawling with giant lizards.

Let's get outta here before this fungus stuff eats us alive.

Let's get you off.

Let's go get Daisy.

Let's go in this one.

Let's go. Move it! Come on!

Let's go...now!

Let's hit the bricks.

Let's swing over there, yeah?

Like dancing crocodiles. Oh!

Like Marios.

Listen to me.

Listen...

Listen...

Look at this one the way the bones fit here.

Look at this place. Pathetic! It gets worse every day.

Look at this!

Look down there. Luigi!

Look for the red spikes.

Look out!

Look out!

Look what she did to you.

Look, he was trying to give us that thing.

Look, look! Look, another one!

Look, sniff its. We'll hijack a sludge gulper and drive into the city.

Look, the point is we're freezing here.

Look, weird is working in a bone pit all day and then spending your nights

Look! It's Koopa's tower!

Looks like I win.

Lou, it just don't get no better than this.

Love those plumbers.

Loyal, lethal...

Ls it possible you could assist us in escaping?

Luigi Luigi?

Luigi Mario. You got a problem with that?

Luigi, are you gonna stop moping around? Come on.

Luigi, come and eat.

Luigi, forget it.

Luigi, I told you to check the radiator. Take it easy, will ya?

Luigi, I'm alive.

Luigi, it's a mushroom. Come on.

Luigi, lock all four of these valves.

Luigi, Mario, can you hear me?

Luigi, this is a mistake. It's a dead end. Come on, let's turn back.

Luigi, we got a broken dishwasher at the Riverfront Cafe.

Luigi, we're the aliens!

Luigi, we've gotta stop it, we've gotta get it out.

Luigi, you see how deep that is? Get back.

LUIGI: Daisy's in there somewhere, I know it.

LUIGI: I don't know. I ain't been to Manhattan in a couple of weeks.

LUIGI: You all right? You OK?

Luigi!

Luigi!

Luigi!

Luigi!

Luigi! Mario!

Luigi?

Luigi?

Man, she sure makes an impression.

Mario Brothers Plumbing. No leak too small.

Mario, don't you see? It's been trying to help us all along,

Mario, I got a feeling.

Mario, I got you.

Mario, look!

Mario, Mario, right now on Miraculous World,

MARIO: Don't we get a phone call?

MARIO: Look at this. It's a plumber's nightmare.

MARIO: Oh my God!

MARIO: Where do we start?

MARIO: Where the hell are we?

Mario!

Mario!

Mario!

Mario! We're on The Miraculous World. Hurry up!

Mario?

Mario.

Maybe she's a little shy.

Maybe she's a little shy.

Maybe the Bronx of today.

Messed up again, mammal.

Mike. Mike!

Mm.

Mmm.

Monkey!

More like a transfiguration.

Move it, move it.

Move it! Go! Go!

Move on. Come on, let's go.

Move! Move!

Mr Scapelli! (CHEERING)

Must've been a bad couple of weeks.

Must've been a non union job.

Muster the goombas.

My father?

My father? What do you know about my father?

My father. He's been my father, my uncle, my brother everybody.

My friend, to the downfall of Koopa.

My instinct tells me this one.

My instincts tell me this'll be faster. Breathe in, big brother. We'll get there.

My my!

My time has come! The universe is mine!

My time will come!

My, my. Looks like you got up on the wrong side of the nest this morning.

Never let 'em down, and they're always at your side.

No woman can resist the charm of a Mario.

No wonder they tell you never to come up here.

No, he is. I'm just apprenticing.

No, I have heard it, cos it's like the flower and everything.

No, I'm from that little part of all of us

No, it's not a big problem. Just leave it to the professionals.

No, no, no. Where's the rock, scallywag?

No, no. I'm asking you if you want a ride.

No, wait, Mario. Don't jump. It's not...

No, you're not gonna kill 'em. Not if I get there first.

No!

No! What are you doin'?

No.

No.

No. Luigi Mario.

No. What do you mean "neither"?

Not exactly.

Not in New York traffic, they don't.

Not me, cousin, not me!

Not now.

Not now.

Not that I hang around flower shops or nothing like that.

Not until you give us Daisy, biscuit head.

Nothing's impossible, Mario.

Now let me guess which one of you

Now she's gonna think I'm a complete idiot.

Now, does this guys know his stuff or does this guy know his stuff?!

Now, where's Daisy?

Now, your father's still...hanging around, isn't he?

Now...

Now...what's with this rock?

Number one we steal this car.

Number two I'm driving.

Of course she's wearing a disguise. She thinks she can fool us.

Oh but...

Oh man!

Oh my!

Oh no!

Oh, check this out.

Oh, come on, Luigi! You didn't tell me.

Oh, here. This is as far as we can go. I'll have to walk the rest of the way.

Oh, I hate heights.

Oh, Luigi! Mario!

Oh, man, it's cold.

Oh, man! I lost all my tools.

Oh, Mario, I knew you'd come for me!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! OK.

Oh. You have your mother's eyes.

OK, 24... hup!

OK, come on.

OK, here it is.

OK, I'll stay, you go.

OK, look, how many Marios are there between the two of you?

OK, so Scapelli blasted through the bones in the rock and found what?

OK, through the gate, through the gate.

OK.

OK.

OK. Daisy!

One evil egg sucking son of a snake.

One of Brooklyn's largest construction projects has been ordered shut down

One thing I cannot stand is naysay.

One, two, three. One, two, three. One, two, three.

Only I can withstand the force.

Only I can withstand the force.

Our old king you tried to get rid of him, but the king is everywhere.

Our two dimensions will reunite and we will become one.

Out!

Ow!

Perfect, perfect!

Perhaps at this moment of delicacy...

Perhaps if I could just make you idiots smarter, you won't screw up this time.

Perhaps we should stay and formulate our own strategy.

Pit hole of germs everywhere, fungus.

Place ready to what? Now?

Please! Not me, cous, no!

Plumber alert.

Plumber alert.

Plumber!

Plumbers!

Plumbers?

Prepare for the invasion, and ready the troops.

Princess Daisy, we've always been your loyalist supporters.

Princess Daisy.

Princess, ready to help me destroy humankind?

Princess?

Put in a cartridge. Click your heels together.

Python Pizza here. May I help you?

Quite an agreeable transmogrification.

Rats!

Reading about things that have been dead for 65 million years.

Really? I am very disappointed in you, cousins.

Relax, Luigi. There used to be Dodgers here too!

Relax! It's been making that sound all week.

Restricted area. No unauthorised personnel.

Restricted area. No unauthorised personnel.

Right. Which door?

Ruler of all that you see.

Scapelli?

Scapelli.

Scapelli. They beat us to it again.

Scapelli's been trying to force us out ever since we got here. It's sabotage.

Scapelli's just an amateur.

Security alert. Stand by for special bulletin.

See ya later, alligator.

See? I'm not such a bad guy.

She has the rock.

She was quite an inspiration.

She's beautiful, huh?

She's being defungussed.

She's in the goomba barracks on the 51st floor.

She's trying to tell you she can't leave here till she knows where she belongs.

She's wearing a disguise. I can spot her a mile away.

Shit!

Shoot him! Shoot him!

Show me.

Show me.

Shuttle to Koopa Union is cancelled. Passengers transferring to the Square...

Simon, de evolve him now.

Sir, your pizza's here.

Sir?

Sir?

Sir? Sir?

Slime bucket!

Smell this! Smells really good!

So let me get this perfectly clear here.

So maybe...

Somebody stop her!

Someone took it.

Soon to be dead plumbers, and by the way,

Soon you and everyone in your world will all be de evolved into...

Sorry!

Sorry?

Spike! Help me, Spike!

Spike! Spike!

Spikosaurus, follow me!

Stand still.

Station closing. Military personnel only.

Station closing. Military personnel only.

Stop fiddling with the fungus, and let's get outta here.

Stop pushing me around.

Strap your bone on, kid. We're goin' in.

Stupid!

Sure, kid. You know, according to history, a long time ago,

Sure.

Sure.

Surrender immediately.

Swing! Keep swingin'.

Take her away.

Take my belt.

Take my tools and get out of those handcuffs.

Take these two plumbers

Téte a téte, inner circle, that sort of thing.

Thank you for the ride.

Thank you.

Thanks.

Thanks.

That can't stand to see someone else in need or in pain.

That I am.

That looks good, I'll go there. That's it let's die there.

That might not be a bad idea.

That was sneaky!

That way, cous.

That way. Let's go.

That you descended from the dinosaurs.

That's exactly what I told him, sir. Exactly what I told him.

That's not the girl.

That's right. He's been de evolved into fungus

That's right. The Koopa man is looking for a couple of plumbers.

That's solid rock.

That's unbelievable!

That's what I was calling about on the phone today.

That's what Koopa meant.

That's what you said about the last four girls.

That's what you said last time you saw it, Mr Wonderful!

That's what you think.

The fungus just saved us.

The fungus unit. The fungus is choking the city.

The fungus.

The humans on the other side have a world full of resources.

The indomitable Spike.

The meteorite piece that she wears around her neck

The name's Mario.

The only thing miraculous I know is that we're still eating.

The plumbers took it.

The princess.

The rock is a piece of a special meteorite

The rock will merge our two dimensions. Lena, don't!

The sooner the better.

The Super Koopa Cousins!

The tower!

The university has explained to you how important this site is.

The way your knuckles crunched as you smashed them into my face.

The what?

Then I'm gonna kill 'em. I'm really gonna kill 'em.

Then on my own.

Then our cousin Koopa shall become ruler of both our worlds.

Then she died.

Then something happened.

Then what?

There she is! Daisy!

There she is.

There she is. Come on! Hurry up. Run.

There they are. Get 'em!

There's this guy, his name is Koopa, and he's looking for this princess.

There's three. There's Mario Mario and Luigi Mario.

These are all strange new species.

These pipes haven't been serviced for years.

They are not going to believe this at work.

They got us. What are we gonna do?

They never forget the first time they're kissed by a lizard.

They say...

They were big, so not a lot of people went around hassling them.

They're your relatives.

Things evolve from primeval slime,

Things evolve from primeval slime,

This guy just found out he was in another dimension.

This is a violation of our civil liberties.

This is AI Bronsky from AI Bronsky's Department Store.

This is crazy.

This is crazy. We're under the river, but this can't be Manhattan.

This is hardly the time and place for that, Lena.

This is my father?

This is the one.

This...

Those guys will do anything for publicity.

Three bucks!

Throwback!

To some.

To the devo chamber.

Today on our Miraculous World, another dimension,

Too late, humans.

Treat your tools like a friend. Keep 'em by you.

Trust the fungus.

Trust the fungus.

Trust the fungus.

Tyrannosaurus Rex, the lizard king, thank you very much.

Ugh!

Ugh! Dah!

Ugh! Let's go.

Um... If you're not doing anything later tonight...

Until Koopa turned him into all this...fungus.

Until someone on your side blasted it open again.

Until we can get things settled here and... I can get to know my father.

Until we can get things settled here and... I can get to know my father.

UP ahead!

Up there.

Up to intelligent life.

Up to single cell organisms,

Use her later.

Use the stompers.

Very good!

Very well then.

Wait a minute. What did you mean "another dimension"?

Wait for me. Don't take off.

Wait outside.

Wait, listen. I know this is going to sound a little strange but...

Wait, Mario, I think it wants me to take it.

Wait, wait, wait.

Wait! Where are we going?

Walk tall! Be proud!

Warning leaving power grid. Powering down.

Watch it.

We ain't goin' broke, Mario. We're already there.

We are? Whoa! Cool!

We can take the van back ourselves.

We can talk about this later, if later even occurs.

We did it.

We don't even have any security here.

We got work!

We gotta do something. We tripped the alarm. What do you think I am? Stupid?

We gotta talk to that goofball now.

We'll follow her and we'll both go get her.

We'll freeze 'em. Keep 'em busy while we make our way up.

We'll wait outside.

We're back at the police station.

We're going down.

We're gonna hit the end of the tunnel!

We're merging!

We're merging.

We've been with your father since his demise.

Weird?

Welcome to Miraculous World, where each week we ask unanswered questions.

Well, I must say we have a very exciting proposal.

Well, I think I spotted them.

Well, I think yes.

Well, it's an honour to meet you, sir, and a pleasure

Well, it's more like a home. I feel, I don't know, comfortable down here.

Well, not for long.

Well, you know...

Well...

Well...

What a lousy chamber.

What a way to go to Koopa's tower.

What about my father? ls he alive?

What are you complaining about? We're here, aren't we?

What are you doing here instead of being in the desert heading them off?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing? Not me!

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about? It was my driving that saved us.

What are you two kids gonna do tonight?

What are you...?

What did they do?

What do you know about my mother?

What do you mean?

What have they done to you?

What I care about...is the future of our species.

What if the impact of that meteorite created a parallel dimension

What if we get you the rock? Will you get us Daisy?

What is it that they come from? I keep forgetting.

What is that down there?

What is this place?

What is this?

What is this?

What is this? ls this your office or something? Doesn't it give you the creeps?

What my brother is trying to say is he doesn't know what to say.

What single cell organism did you evolve from?

What was that?

What we're discussing is bones.

What would you call it?

What would you do without your big brother, huh?

What you care about is her.

What?

What?

What? No!

What's another word that rhymes with dimension?

What's that red...? Oh my God! Oh no!

What's that?

What's wrong?

When I get the princess.

When Koopa took over, she stole the rock and smuggled you to the other side.

When you get your rock.

Where are we?

Where are you taking me?

Where is it?

Where is that meteorite piece?

Where is this place?

Where the dinosaurs continue to thrive

Where you goin'? Hey!

Where're you...? Put me down!

Where's Daisy, butt breath?

Where's my father?

Where's my father?

Where's my pizza?

Where's the rock, over weaning rogue?

Where's the rock?

Where's the starter on this thing?

Which was chipped off upon impact 65 million years ago.

Which way?

While mammals roam free in the other dimension.

While we're going broke.

Who are you dating? A canary?

Who ordered their deployment?

Who sent you?

Who?

Who's in charge of this hole?

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa!

Whoo!

Why are you doing this?

Why didn't he just come through before like you clowns?

Without that piece the meteorite lays dormant.

Wow! There were dinosaurs in Brooklyn?

Write his number down.

Wrong again. How many times have we got this wrong?

X He)'

Yam

Yeah, but it's got the article about the missing Brooklyn girls.

Yeah, but why did you tell her I suck my thumb?

Yeah, me too!

Yeah, tension, and I'm full of it, so shut up.

Yeah, we froze the pipes. We're going for a little ride.

Yeah, we're freezing.

Yeah, well, you're the old one.

Yeah, yeah!

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah!

Yeah! Let's get outta here.

Yeah! Woo hoo!

Yeah?

Yeah? It's also got one of the scientists who turns brains into cheese.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Scapelli was down here with his crew blasting at the site

Yeah. You don't know. It could happen.

Yee ha! Whoo!

Yes, I know. It was my ex wife's.

Yes, I think that proposal would mutually benefit both our parties.

Yes, OK, now hand over the rock.

Yes, on occasion we have a date.

Yes, you see once this rock is reinserted into the meteorite,

Yes! Agh!

Yes.

Yes. How we gonna get up? Huh?

Yikes!

Yikes!

Yoshi is a pet of the royal family. You may pet him.

Yoshi!

You always got a saying about tools, huh?

You always wanted to be everywhere. Well, now you are.

You better get a lawyer and get us out of this chicken coop.

You better not hurt her.

You better not hurt her. Come on, somebody, do something.

You boys ain't from around here, are ya?

You can go ahead and choke this little mushroom kingdom all you want.

You did it!

You did, sir. Lena relayed the command. We carried it out immediately.

You don't have the rock! You filthy mammal!

You don't look so good yourself.

You fool! It's been sealed off for years

You got one?

You got one.

You gotta come with me. I need your help.

You have let yourself go.

You know what else I think? All that fungus out there, that's our old king.

You know what I'm talking about!

You know you've always been uncomfortable in the human world.

You know, I read that sea turtles navigate thousands of miles on instinct.

You know, it's very dangerous in this neighbourhood.

You know, we got a van.

You look like a smart girl.

You look like hell.

You look terrible.

You looking for this?

You mammal, you give me that rock!

You may think of evolution as an upward process.

You mean you don't know who your mother and father are neither?

You mean you don't know?

You mean you wanna stay?

You murderer!

You must be the great Koopa.

You really outta try to pull yourself back together again.

You really think what I do is interesting?

You said the tunnel.

You see, I do have the power to merge the worlds, princess.

You shouldn't wander around without a weapon.

You stay. I'll go.

You wanna drive?

You wanna give us the rock back, lady?

You wanna rock? I'll give you a rock.

You wanna wait for a bus?

You weren't about to ask her nothing. You was gonna let her go.

YOU?

You're a lousy leader.

You're beautiful.

You're driving like a maniac. Would you watch it?

You're going back where you belong, lizard.

You're Koopa? You just said you were one evil...

You're looking for those plumbers?

You're never gonna believe this.

You're so fresh.

You're too late.

You've at least suspected that you were...

You've done a lovely job.

You've gotta get through and tell everybody.

You've gotten it wrong five times.

Your de evolution will be a living nightmare

Your name's Daisy, isn't it?

Your princess is here.

20 Koopons, spiny burger here.

65 million years we've been exiled here after the meteorite struck.

65 million years we've been exiled here after the meteorite struck.

191.

(DAISY'S SCREAMS ECHO) Daisy!

(KNOCKING) It's open.

(WHISPERS) Now what are we gonna do? I don't know.

(WHISPERS) Now what are we gonna do? I don't know.

♪ 40 million years ago... ♪ What are we gonna do?

♪ Dinosaur... ♪ Over here, pudgy buns.

♪ Open the door, get on the floor... ♪ Liberate! It's not too late!

A retreat is in order. An ordered retreat.

A Sludge gulper. Jump! OK!

Agh! (CROWD GASPS)

Agh! Agh!

Agh! Mario!

Agh! No one touches President Koopa.

Agh! You know the law, Toad.

Agh! " Luigi!

Ah! A super metamorphosis. Mm.

Ah! A super metamorphosis. Mm.

All right, whatever. Come on!

All right. That's it, Mario. Go, Mario!

Another dimension... OK, we'll be right there.

Are they all right? Right!

Are you boys new here in town? Lady, we're looking for somebody.

Are you OK? What's going on?

Basin wrench. Great.

But I took her through the gateway. I recognised her.

Careful. Woah!

Come back. In here. This way. There she is.

Come on, girls, let's go. ALL: Who are you?

Come on, we need to help! Hi di ho, mammals.

Come on! I was just about to ask her that.

Come on. I'm coming.

Come on. OK, OK.

Come on. Get on my feet. All right.

Cops! Goombas!

Daisy! Are you a cop, or what?

Daisy! Daniella?

Daisy! Daniella?

Daisy! The rock!

Daisy! " Luigi!

Daisy? Daisy, where are you? (DAISY SCREAMING)

Daniella! Daisy!

Did you see that? Yeah. You?

Do something! This fungus is going to kill us!

Excuse me, cousin. Hello, morons.

Fascist! Oppressor of the Proletariat!

For letting me use the phone. Sure.

Get in the car. But I didn't do anything.

Get off of me! Excuse me.

Get outta here! Get in there, plumber!

Go with me. OK.

Good idea. I bag her, you grab her. No, I grab her, you bag her.

Got it. Let's get outta here.

He's been my mother my whole life. Hey!

Hello! Hello!

Help! (SCREAMS)

Help! Help us please!

Hey, there she is. Where?

Hey, what is this? What did we do?

How are you steering this? I'm not.

How would you know? Trust me.

I believe it. You do?

I can make it. I got a good feeling. You're not gonna jump.

I can't see where I'm going. Look out, Mario!

I did? You did.

I don't got a problem. Let's go.

I don't know what to say. What's the matter with you?

I missed. Nice job.

I sense her. (SNIFFING)

I thought it was broken. I fixed it.

I was somewhere else. Another dimension, you mean?

I' The sun was spitting fire... I' Get them!

I'll show him! We've gotta stop her!

I'm all right. Come on.

I'm gonna go get her. Wait a minute.

I'm not riding with you any more. OK, you drive.

Iridium. Oh.

Is she all right? Daniella!

It's a bob omb! He's got a bob omb!

It's clear. All clear.

It's mice or something. Apes, sir, monkeys.

It's working. It's freezing up. Great!

J' Love is the drug for me... J' Leave this to me.

Just fine. That's not even ours.

Just let me do it. Shut up!

King Koopa here. Oh, yes, sir.

Let's go this way. No, it's this way.

Let's go this way. No, no!

Looks like a bottom one, right? Yeah.

Luigi, this is not Miraculous World. I gotta go for it.

Ma'am? Why, thank you, sir!

Mario Brothers. Yeah, that's us.

Mario, Scapelli's flooding the site. We need your help.

Mario! We're coming.

Mario! What?

Mario? Daisy!

Marioroni! Daniella!

Name? Mario.

Need a lift? What?

No. Mm?

Oh man. Well, at least he was my father.

Oh my... Hey! Hey, you guys!

Oh wow! Oh man!

Oh, Luigi! Oops!

Oh, man! Well...

Oh, my God! Look at that. Watch out!

OK, what's your name? Luigi.

OK, you go back. Luigi, please.

OK, you ready? Say when.

OK. Let's see what I got over here.

OK. Just... OK. Come on.

Ow! Are you spending money on this stuff?

Prepare to be defungussed. I'm not going in there.

Princess Daisy? This is gettin' weird.

Princess? What?

Pterodactyl tail on that? Yes.

Quickly, after them, cousin! I'm with you, cousin!

Ready for the taking. I know.

Rock, sir? Rock?

Scapelli? Yeah.

See if we got any work. All right.

See you tomorrow. OK. Good night.

She's got the rock. Get it later.

She's nice. Go talk to her. Go on. No, I can't.

so get all your plumbers... Thanks.

Stop pushing me! ls that Daisy?

Take the Parkway. Right.

That is weird. I find it fascinating.

That Koopa clown... Yeah?

That rock! I told you not to forget it.

That's the echo. How do you know?

That's Toad? Yes.

That's what I said. Exactly.

The light! Lean back!

the universe next door. (PHONE RINGS)

They say it's dog. Don't blow it this time.

They're Scapelli's. Oh no!

This way. Allow me, I'm a professional.

This? Yeah.

Those that fight and run away... Live to fight another day.

Tonight. Tonight?

Unhook, scramble and have faith, OK? Yeah.

Use the brakes. There are no brakes.

Was she corpulent? Very corpulent? No, she was just really round.

We're from Brooklyn. Yeah.

We're going. After you, Ignatius.

Well, this is it. Wow!

Well, this outta do it. Don't, don't touch that!

What are you doing? I don't know, Mario.

What are you doing? It's OK.

What is it now? The goombas are dancing again.

What is this place? I don't know.

What was that? Get ready.

What? It's the heating system.

What? It's trying to communicate.

What? Shh!

What? Trust me.

Where are you going? I have to help him.

Where you going? To get the girl.

Where're you goin'? Get some water.

Where's the rock? Koopa.

Where's the rock? Shut up!

Why d'you do that to him? No, no.

Why? Why not?

Yeah, you're in my way, egg suckers! Who are these people?

Yeah! I'm brilliant!

Yeah? You sure? Two arms, one head, two legs.

Yeah. Oh!

Yes, it's us. Your most royal highness, please...

Yes, moron. They're reptiles. Well, just because they're reptiles...

Yes! Glug glug glug glug!

You betcha! Yes! He did it!

You can't get rid of him. See you later, alligator.

You don't stand a chance. (LAUGHING)

You know what that means? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You probably wanna take off that rock. Actually...

You ready? I'm ready, I'm ready.

You said the Parkway. I know.

You stay and I'll go. OK, I'll go.

You tell her. No, I think you should tell her.

You're a plumber, right? Oh, yeah.

You're a... Go ahead and say it.

You're flying. Come on, Mario. Just trust. Jump.

You're gettin' worse. I'm gettin' worse?

You're hurting me! I'm gonna kill 'em.

...different.

...heroes courageously managed to return the missing Brooklyn girls

...is one evil, egg sucking son of a snake.

...l shall personally kill you.

...my father.

...story of the Mario Brothers.

...stupid.

...thank you.

...will be de evolved into monkeys.

...your father.

' Luigi! Help! Daisy!

(ALARM BLARING)

(ALARM RINGING)

(ALL SCREAMING)

(ALL TALKING AT ONCE)

(BABY CRYING)

(BANGING)

(BANGING)

(BEEPING)

(BOING)

(BOING)

(BUZZING)

(CHEERING)

(CLUNK)

(COUGHING)

(CRASH)

(CRIES)

(CROWD SHOUTING)

(DAISY'S VOICE ECHOES) Luigi!

(DINOSAURS SQUEAKING)

(DOOR OPENS)

(DRAMATIC DRUMMING)

(FRANKIE YANKOVIC: Somewhere My Love)

(GROWLS)

(GROWLS)

(HOOTING)

(HOOTING)

(HOOTING)

(I CHARLES & EDDIE: I Would Stop the World)

(IMITATES MARIO)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHING)

(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHS) Goomba!

(LAUGHS) How could that possibly happen?

(MARIO BROS TUNE)

(MEN SHOUTING)

(MOUTHS WORDS)

(MOUTHS WORDS)

(MUSIC CHANGES TO SLOW NUMBER)

(MUSIC CHANGES)

(MUSIC PLAYS)

(MUSIC STILL PLAYS)

(PLAYS 'Somewhere My Love')

(PLAYS HARMONICA)

(RASPING)

(ROARING)

(ROBOT VOICE) De evolve!

(SCREAM)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMS ECHOING)

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS) Mario!

(SHOUTING)

(SHOUTS)

(SHOUTS)

(SHOUTS)

(SHOUTS) Hey! Mario!

(SIGHS) Bye.

(SINGING)

(SINGING)

(SIREN WAILS)

(SIRENS WAILING)

(SNIFFING)

(SNIFFING)

(SNORING)

(some FADES)

(some FADES)

(SQUAWKS)

(SQUAWKS)

(SQUAWKS)

(SQUAWKS)

(SQUAWKS)

(SQUEAKING)

(SQUEAKING)

(SQUEAKS)

(SQUEALING)

(VAN BACKFIRING)

(WHISTLE)

(WHOOSH)

♪ Aggravated, spare for days

♪ Ain't got no water anywhere

♪ All because of the evil King Koopa ♪

♪ And do what you do best

♪ And fate did arrange for us to meet

♪ And leave those city streets

♪ And put that coat to rest

♪ Babe

♪ Blue skies don't last for ever

♪ Boy meets girl where the beat goes on... a'

♪ Come in from the cold

♪ Do the hocus pocus

♪ Do the hocus pocus to me

♪ Food's scarce, so's the air

♪ Goom goom acka lacka goom goom... a'

♪ Goom goom acka lacka lacka goom, Goom goom acka lacka goom goom

♪ Goom goom acka lacka lacka goom, Goom goom acka lacka goom goom

♪ Goom goom acka lacka lacka goom, Goom goom acka lacka goom goom. .

♪ Goom goom acka lacka lacka goom, Goom goom acka lacka goom goom... ♪

♪ Goom goom acka lacka lacka goom. . ♪

♪ Goom, goom, acka lacka lacka goom... I'

♪ Got no resources, in a great big stupor

♪ How, how, how

♪ I do believe

♪ I felt a little tired, so I watched Miami Vice

♪ I lit a cigarette, picked up a monkey skull to go

♪ I love when you do that hocus pocus to me

♪ I love when you do that hocus pocus to me

♪ I love when you do that hocus pocus to me

♪ I stroll downtown to the red light place

♪ I walked a dinosaur

♪ I walked a dinosaur

♪ I walked a dinosaur

♪ I walked a dinosaur

♪ I walked a dinosaur

♪ I would change my whole world over

♪ I would fade my history

♪ I would stop the things I do

♪ I would stop the world for you if I knew you loved me too

♪ I would stop the world for you, babe

♪ I'd like to open the door, baby

♪ If I could see your future with me

♪ If I knew you loved me too

♪ It was a night like this

♪ It was a night like this, 40 million years ago

♪ It's a crazy world out there

♪ It's almost unreal

♪ It's almost unreal

♪ It's almost unreal

♪ It's almost unreal

♪ It's almost unreal

♪ It's almost unreal, so unreal

♪ It's almost unreal, yeah

♪ It's almost unreal... X

♪ Jump up, bubble up, what's in store

♪ Kick off them shoes

♪ Let's find a place by the fire

♪ Let's hope our prayers are in good hands tonight...

♪ Love came our way

♪ Love is the drug and I need to score... I'

♪ Love is the drug I'm thinkin' of... a'

♪ Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur

♪ Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur

♪ Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur

♪ Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur

♪ Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur

♪ Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur

♪ Showing out, showing out, hit and run

♪ Sitting here in cramped detention

♪ Sometimes I feel

♪ Step inside

♪ Stop! Sure love you, baby... a'

♪ Strange as it seems

♪ Sunshine's so hard to believe in, baby

♪ T ain't no big thing

♪ T ain't no big thing

♪ Take a deep breath

♪ That night we split a rattlesnake and danced beneath the stars... I'

♪ The sun was spitting fire, the sky was blue as ice

♪ The toll of the bell... I'

♪ The way that you touch, you got the power to heal

♪ The way that you touch, you've got the power to heal

♪ The way that you touch, you've got the power to heal

♪ The way that you touch, you've got the power to heal

♪ Thinking about my... ♪

♪ To wait for the bell to ring

♪ We can't stop the rain

♪ We're brothers from another dimension

♪ Yeah

♪ Yeah come on and do the hocus pocus to me

♪ You give me that look

♪ You give me that look

♪ You give me that look, it's almost unreal

♪ You give me that look, it's almost unreal

♪ You've been in my dreams all my life