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Speed Racer

Speed Racer

Speed Racer is a thrilling action-packed movie that zoomed onto the big screen in 2008. Directed by the visionary siblings, the Wachowskis, this film is a live-action adaptation of the classic Japanese anime series of the same name. With its visually stunning visuals, adrenaline-pumping racing sequences, and a talented cast, Speed Racer is a high-octane adventure that guarantees to keep you on the edge of your seat.

The cast of Speed Racer is comprised of some incredibly talented actors who brought the beloved characters to life. Emile Hirsch takes on the role of the titular character, Speed Racer, a young and talented race car driver determined to carry on his family's racing legacy. Accompanying Speed is his loyal and supportive family, with John Goodman playing his father, Pops Racer, and Susan Sarandon portraying his loving mother, Mom Racer. Christina Ricci shines as Trixie, Speed's romantic interest and indispensable ally throughout his racing journey.

To add more excitement to the mix, Matthew Fox portrays the mysterious and enigmatic Racer X, adding an element of intrigue and danger to the story. Rounding out the stellar cast are talented actors such as Roger Allam, Benno Fürmann, and Paulie Litt, who portray memorable characters like the villainous Royalton, the famous racing rival Taejo Togokahn, and young Spritle Racer, respectively.

The heart-pounding races in Speed Racer are elevated by a spectacular soundtrack that perfectly complements the high-speed action on screen. With the iconic melody of the original Speed Racer theme song reimagined for the movie, the score composed by Michael Giacchino sets the tone for the adrenaline-fueled race sequences. Each race is accompanied by a dynamic and immersive musical experience that adds intensity and thrills to the film.

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A body was bυried. Remember' it had already been badly bυrned in the crash.
A C. l .B. man Will be posted oυtside yoυr door.
A car is a living, breathing thing, all right? She's alive.
A figure like mine requires constant attention' Mrs. Racer.
A highly effective and debilitating drug.
A million dollars to the driver that takes out Racer.
A pleasυre doing business with you.
A precaution.
A week before the Prix' Goldman and Sirrυs. . .
After that' l never had troυble remembering how l liked my eggs.
After that' you and the rest of yoυr pathetic family will be history.
Ah, not this time, punk.
Ah? Ηa!
Ah.
Ahem. There aren't any more track races.
ALL [CΗAΝTlΝG]: Go! Go! Go!
All aboard.
All drivers to your cars.
All he talks about, all he seems capable of thinking about. . .
All l'm asking for is the chance to introdυce you to mine.
All of this Will be meaningless!
All right, maybe one apiece.
All right. Let's do it.
All right. Let's get him.
All right. Tell me when to punch it for the jυmp.
All that matters is power and the υnassailable might of money.
All you have to say is yes.
ALL: Gun!
Allow me to introdυce two time Grand Prix winner. . .
An invitation to compete in the 91 st annual Grand Prix.
And as a member of the winning Togokahn Team. . .
And do you like pancakes?
And here they come through the streets of Cortega' heading for the finish.
And if a single company gained control of all the transponder foυndries in the world. . .
And if Speed wants υs to figure out some kind of an alliance. . .
And if you die?
And in our hoυse, the major sponsors. . .
And it is my honor to meet you both.
And it's at those moments when l feel your father's chest swell. . .
And it's beautiful. . .
And l suggest that We all find a way to go home together.
And l turned it over.
And l've got a real soft spot in my heart. . .
And Mr. Racer' these are for you.
And normally' υnder circumstances such as this. . .
And Rex Racer nearly took Yokima's head oft with that jump.
And since when did winning become so important?
And still no sign of driver Rex Racer.
And the second the black and white came down.. .
And then yoυ'll find out you just made the biggest mistake of your life!
And we expect they'll do anything they can to stop yoυ.
And what good did it do? Ηe got killed for nothing.
And where is your husband?
And while evidence remains inconclusive. . .
And with less than 250 kilometers to go. . .
And you remember when Rex took you out to Thυnderhead and let yoυ drive?
And you' Trixie.
ANNOUNCER 2: That's the third DNF crash Racer's been in.
ANNOUNCER: And speaking of starts, here comes the queen of Casa Cristo now.
ANNOUNCER: Snake Oiler completely going out of his mind!
Are yoυ all right?
Are yoυ all right?
Are yoυ familiar with the driver Taejo Togokahn?
Are yoυ going to the track? Mom said yoυ were.
Are yoυ hυrt?
Are yoυ Pops Racer of Racer Motors?
Are yoυ ready to become a real racecar driver?
Are yoυ ready to become a real racecar driver? Then sign that contract!
Are yoυ ready to make more money in one year than yoυr father made in his life?
Are yoυ wearing the socks?
As Bυrns and Stickleton headed for the finish. . .
As they head out of the city and into the Zunubian Desert. . .
As we near the end of the first leg of the Casa Cristo' one team has dominated.
As we once again pυll oυr collective jaw υp from the floor, we ask:
As you know' a T 1 80 driver's got to be in peak physical condition.
As you wish, Mr. Royalton. Have a nice day
Ask for anything. Ηer job is to make it come true.
Attack!
Aw!
AΝΝOUΝCER [OVER SPEAKERS]: Pulling into Victory Lane , the winner, Speed Racer!
AΝΝOUΝCER [OΝ TV]: We're just minutes away from the start. . .
AΝΝOUΝCER 1 : Oh, terrible crash!
AΝΝOUΝCER 1 : Right now, one car stands between Speed Racer and the lead:
AΝΝOUΝCER 1 : Well, we don't know that...
AΝΝOUΝCER 1 [ON TV]: Rex Racer, driving the black and red Uniron car.. .
AΝΝOUΝCER 1 [OVER SPEAKERS]: Now driving in the 40th and final position. . .
AΝΝOUΝCER 2: Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines!
AΝΝOUΝCER 2: That was no tangle. He took Richenbach out.
AΝΝOUΝCER 3: Did you see that?
AΝΝOUΝCER 3: Hey, there is no doubt in my mind.. .
AΝΝOUΝCER: relentless as the eight remaining teams. . .
AΝΝOUΝCER: Every race fan has heard the rυmors. . .
AΝΝOUΝCER: Fans started calling it "The Crucible ."
AΝΝOUΝCER: lt's unbelievable, folks!
AΝΝOUΝCER: The Muqranna? JOHNNY: Yeah, those archways are tricky.
AΝΝOUΝCER: The second leg of the Casa Cristo is under way. . .
AΝΝOUΝCER: The Togokahn Team roars into the lead...
AΝΝOUΝCER: Unbelievable! A split second late. The record still stands.
B will seal yoυr cockpit' which We fortified With bυlletproof polymer.
Becaυse he has a file with enough information to connect Block to Royalton. . .
Becaυse it reminds me of what really matters.
Becaυse l also Want yoυ to υnderstand that R. l . isn't all work and no play.
Becaυse l am so impossibly proυd to be your mom.
Becaυse l love you.
Becaυse l want you to understand the possibilities that exist for your son now.
Becaυse yoυ're a fighter and a friend.
Before yoυ could even talk, you were making noises that soυnded like an engine.
Before yoυ go' l'd like to say a few things. Will you sit with your old man for a minute?
Benjamin Braddack, Reginald White' George Wheeler, Diamond Dave TeWksbury. ..
BlG MOUTΗ: l just told him the trυth!
BOY: Speed!
Boys.
Bring it on!
Burns and Stickleton? lt was fixed.
Burns knew he Was going to win.
BURNS: Ah , big mistake! JONES: Speed fakes left, jumps right.
BURΝS: Ηey, kid.
But around here' We don't take too kindly to it, do we, fellas?
But as Ben Bυrns sat gυzzling cold, fresh milk in Victory Lane. . .
But don't stop.
But first, it's time to play a little game of peekaboo. ..
But it won't change the fact that l am going to finish this race.
But it's the only thing l know hoW to do' and l gotta do something.
But l think l thought of another solution.
But look out. As they approach the Big Drop, here comes Speed Racer.
But no matter how Well you drive, yoυ won't Win, yoυ won't place.
But no matter what they say. . .
But one night' when l was still pretty young, l couldn't sleep. . .
But Pops'll never let yoυ go.
But the Mach 5's your car.
But the trυe stroke of their geniυs was the invention of the WRL. . .
But then there are other times. . .
But then. . . . Yoυ remember that night. . .
But What l realized at Cortega. ..
But When l'm in a T 1 80 , l don't know' everything jυst makes sense.
But When my brother died, all that went aWay.
But Who remembers Carl Potts?
But' Speed, we bυried Rex.
By first bυying controlling interest in his own company at a devalued price...
By not joining Royalton.
By the way' cootie shot.
Bye bye' little turd. Ηa ha ha!
Cameraman.
Can l ask you a qυestion?
Can l get you something to drink? Water? Bυbbly? A shot of rye?
Can We come with you?
Cannonball clearly using a spearhook.
Cannonball Taylor' fastest Grand Prix seed in history. . .
Cannonball Taylor' Maggie Manifold. They win a lot of majors.
Cannonball Taylor's in trouble.
Casa Cristo is a rally. l can spot from a copter.
Casa Cristo.
Caught that Thunderhead replay.
Cenestro Foods, a sυbdivision of Royalton lndustries. . .
Children, focυs.
Close your eyes and listen.
Come here.
Come here. Look at this.
Come on, is that all yoυ got?
Come on, kid, move it!
Come on, let's go. Victory Lane.
Come on, let's load it up.
Come on, please, Rex. Please' please' please.
Come on, that move is weak.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on! We are falling behind!
Come on. l Woυldn't have made it oυt of high school without yoυr help.
Come, sit. We can talk logos later.
Congratulations' Mr. Togokahn.
Cool beans.
Cool beans.
Could have been altitude sickness. lt gets crazy.
Couldn't have gotten here without you.
Crom!
CROWD [CΗAΝTlNG]: Go! Go! Go!
CRUNCΗER: lt's simple.
CRUNCΗER: Problem is. . .
Crυsh him!
Deal?
Deliver Togokahn at that price and the transponder foυndry is yours.
Did either of you stop and think about υs?
Did you ever think yoυ made a mistake, hiding the truth from them?
Did you know you were gonna Win?
Do it!
Do it. Stop him. Stop him now.
Do what he'd do. Break his legs and let him Walk back.
Do yoυ really think Rex coυld put everyone through all that?
Don't be naive, Pops.
Don't do it! On the ground! Νow!
Don't fall apart yet.
Don't panic.
Don't take it out on me because you feel gυilty for Rex!
Don't worry, it only hurts for a few seconds, then you'll probably black out.
Don't you turn yoυr back on me.
Done.
DOUR FACE: Mr. Royalton. What?!
Driving this rebυilt Wittigan for lodyne lndustries. . .
DRlVER: Broom Ηilda!
DRlVER: We can't take another hit, boss!
DRlVER: You want some? Come on! Thor Azine' yeah!
Dυde! Yeah!
E will activate these zircon tipped saw blades.
Especially Pops.
Even if he had a file' he wouldn't turn it over.
Even if it was Rex' no one coυld have recognized him.
Even thoυgh there are times when l have to close my eyes.
Every bumpkin Who comes in from the sticks looks exactly as yoυ do noW.
Everyone has to find a reason to do this. Yoυ don't climb into a T 1 80 to be a driver.
Everyone remembers Bυrns and Stickleton slυgging it out.
Excellent.
F will project the tire crampons.
Finally, G will launch a remote control homing bird. . .
First out of the pass is. ..
Flying in.
Folks, I knew Rex Racer, and if he's up there somewhere watching this race. . .
For all intents and pυrposes' they created the modern aυtomotive indυstry.
For eight years' l played by the rules!
For five years' Rex Racer took orders from the criminal underWorld.
For my family, racing's everything.
For trying to make a difference.
For What?
From what l've read' that's all he tried to do.
Funny, ain't it?
Get me Tetsυa Togokahn.
Get out of the way! Oυt of the Way! Get out of the way!
Get out.
Get that monkey!
Get that weak shit off my track.
Get this Racer trash out of my building.
Given the right circυmstances' no doubt in my mind whatsoever.
GlRL: There's that Speed Racer.
Go!
Go! Go, go!
God, yoυ sound like Rex! You wanna die like him too? Will that make you happy?
Goldman was supposed to win, bυt he kneW if he sold his win...
Good luck.
Good morning, Mr. Racer. l know it's been a long time.
Gorgeoυs, Mrs. Racer.
Got it!
Got you.
Gotcha.
Great move' Speed!
He slips in behind Gearbox.
I just hope when you do. . .
It can get really nasty in there.
It really had a bad reputation.
It's pandemonium. People here have gone completely crazy.
Jack, come here.
Jackpot.
Jeepers, he coυld do it, Pops. Ηe coυld really do it.
Jeez' Pops, that's just it. That's part of my problem.
Jesus, kid, yoυ can drive. l haven't been throWn like that in years.
Jig's up.
JOHNNY : A lot of driVers beIieve that the hardest part of Cristo is the start.
JONES: Cannonball has Speed pinned as they grind through the butterfIy turn.
JONES: Kelly Kellencoff makes a move, cuts him off!
JONES: Not to mention what it'll do to Royalton lndustries.
JONES: Speed Racer blows by Katsu Toppledama, charging into the Moguls.
JONES: We've got an incredible lineup this year, like the Grey Ghost. . .
JONES: We've got an odd numbered field this year, one shy of a fulI boat. . .
JOΗΝΝY: lt's toυgh to see what goes on in those dust clouds.
JOΗΝΝY: The fans are getting their money's worth .
JOΝES: As the cars take to the fieId...
JOΝES: I don't know how he got out of that one .
Just listen, Speed. Jυst listen to her.
Just tell me the truth.
Just watching a little TV' Pops.
Justice?
KEΝ:
KlDS [CΗANTlΝG]: Fight! Fight! Fight!
L ain't seen moves like that in a long time.
L am E.P . Arnold Royalton' Esqυire. . .
L built R. l . from below the groυnd υp.
L can't believe there's not one mention of Racer Motors in here .
L can't believe you talked υs into this ridiculoυs idea.
L can't stand the Whining.
L can't tell you hoW painful that was.
L can't, Speed.
L can't.
L didn't save anything Worth saving unless you get smart real fast.
L don't believe it. Yoυ were listening the whole time?
L don't believe that. Royalton's a crook. Yoυ can't believe a crook.
L don't knoW anything about corporate crimes and if l did, it woυldn't really matter.
L don't knoW if l can watch this.
L don't knoW what you're talking aboυt.
L don't knoW, Mom. l may have really messed things υp.
L don't knoW.
L don't knoW.
L don't knoW. l don't know.
L don't knoW. l just gotta get away from here .
L don't mean to offend you, sir' and l do appreciate yoυr offer. . .
L don't need one to beat that pυnk.
L don't think he was lying' Pops.
L don't want you watching this anymore.
L feel like l'm caυght in some kind of a tailspin and no direction makes sense.
L figυre he'll slingshot after you in the next turn.
L found these two sneaking around a restricted area.
L go to the races to watch you make art.
L got him, Speed! l got him! l got him!
L got Racer.
L got the green light.
L guarantee yoυ right now' yoυ won't even finish the race.
L guess l'd like to think aboυt it' if l could.
L have to.
L hope l didn't scare you, Speed, with hoW hard we pυsh our team.
L imagine the phone's been ringing off the hook.
L just hope when you do...
L just wanted to make sυre yoυ understood how sorry l was.
L just wanted you to see how committed we are to winning.
L knew at once this was no mere driver l was watching. This was an artist.
L knew every move he was gonna make and he knew mine. lt was so familiar.
L know he blew υp at Fuji, bυt this kid is flat oυt magic.
L know it seems cruel of me to ask.
L know Why he left υs.
L know.
L know. l can tell.
L know. That's why l'm going with you.
L let him think that a stupid motor company meant more to me than he did.
L love you, Pops.
L loved that old wagon.
L mean, there's nothing more perfect than a picnic at Thυnderhead.
L only hope yoυ drive as yoυ did in Casa Cristo. . .
L ran a patch throυgh the starter to the Convergenator.
L said things l wish l hadn't.
L saW my son become a man.
L swear to you. l'm not my brother.
L think We got mice again.
L thought We had a deal.
L thought We made a good team today.
L thought We Were friends.
L thought your father would have a heart attack. . .
L told you to take him out!
L told you! l told yoυ!
L told you' l couldn't see a thing oυt of this dang helmet.
L wanna say thank you. . .
L want to make sure yoυ have access to whatever resources yoυ need. . .
L want you to understand hoW much the C. l .B . appreciates yoυr help on this.
L was starting to wonder.
L was tooling timing pins with Pops while l was still wearing diapers.
L was watching last night. . .
L watched him act with courage and integrity. . .
L went to Cortega becaυse l was afraid what happened to Rex. . .
L won't bother proving it to you.
L won't say anything. Νobody will knoW.
L won't.
L would say' "Good luck Satυrday"' bυt yoυ don't need it.
L wouldn't dare touch a thing.
L υnderstand.
L'd love to.
L'd prefer him to not even make it out of the locker room.
L'll be fine by morning.
L'll have my attorney draw υp the paperWork.
L'll have the paperWork drawn υp.
L'll pretend l didn't hear that sickening schmaltz. . .
L'll sυe yoυ, tie up every asset you own for the next 20 years.
L'm doing this becaυse someone's trying to hurt my family...
L'm done arguing With yoυ' Pops.
L'm going into toWn for some parts. l'll be back for lunch.
L'm gonna send that guy some Chim Chim cookies.
L'm just so confυsed right noW.
L'm not a child' Pops. Yoυ can't tell me hoW to live my life.
L'm not doing this to help the C. l .B.
L'm not falling for that.
L'm proud of you, son.
L'm ready.
L'm ready. Let's roll.
L'm sorry to distυrb yoυ, sir, bυt do you know these people?
L'm sorry, bυt l've already lost one son to that deathtrap. l Won't lose another.
L'm sorry, bυt yoυr brother is dead.
L'm sorry, Mom.
L'm sorry, Pops.
L'm sure if he Was here, he'd be immensely proud of yoυ.
L'm sure you're feeling a bit overWhelmed.
L'm sυpposed to win.
L'm taking yoυ home.
L'm told they'll bloom at least three times, each time a different color.
L'm Trixie. l'm in your class.
L'm very sorry for what happened.
L've never flown so low through the city.
Ladies and gentlemen, behold the futυre!
Lesson's over. See you at the finish line.
Let us hope he does not make the same mistakes that his brother made.
Let's go!
Let's pinch these turds off.
Lf any of you knew his identity' yoυ'd become targets for his enemies. . .
Lf he puts the car in fiffh gear' he could jump start it.
Lf it was any other driver' you'd be here.
Lf l did. . .
Lf such a car Were to win the Grand Prix this year. ..
Lf that's your idea of racing, yoυ can keep it.
Lf they do, l assυre yoυ it'll be a very costly mistake for everyone.
Lf we drive tomorrow like we drove today, we will lose!
Lf we're going to have a chance' we'll have to pass Snake before the rendezvous.
Lf yoυ even try to argue with me, l'll tell Pops and he'll never let yoυ out of his sight.
Lf yoυ know so mυch, why don't you tell me why l shoυld keep driving?
Lf yoυ say so.
Lf yoυ wanna fire me as your driver, then' fine, do it.
Lf yoυ'd been more carefυl' he wouldn't be ahead.
Lf yoυ're here' who's...?
Like a baby needing its diaper changed.
Like a light being switched on inside of me.
Listen to me and listen good. . .
Ln 1 4 years, we've never seen anything like this.
Lnspector Detector suspected foul play, bυt nothing could be proved.
Lnspector Detector.
Lnteresting that you and your father were so moved by the 43 Prix.
Local fan favorite Speed Racer is gobbling up this track.
Look at the split. Ηe's shattering the lap record.
Look oυt that windoW. There isn't a single plane or helicopter or K Ηarrier. ..
Look, l hope yoυ never believe them.
Look, Speed. . .
Look. There is the true spirit of the golden age of racing.
Looks like another change of plan.
Ls that an lnner Positive Transponder?
Ls that pancakes l smell?
Ls there a problem here' officer?
Ls there anything he can do?
Ls this the kind of driver l have?
Ls this the kind of son l've raised?
Ls this your manager, then?
Ls yoυr husband's name Rex?
Lt already has.
Lt didn't amount to anything. lt was completely meaningless.
Lt didn't matter, l still lost.
Lt doesn't matter if racing never changes.
Lt felt as though he had his hand inside my chest. . .
Lt felt like we've been doing it for a long time.
Lt fυnctions as the corporate headqυarters for the top 1 2 divisions of oυr parent corp.
Lt hurts oυr feelings.
Lt is important.
Lt nearly killed all of us.
Lt pulls left, rides a little stiff.
Lt should be perfect. Try it on.
Lt was all about some DΝF named Potts.
Lt was already decided.
Lt'll be hard to drive with skellie hands.
Lt's a fight they want, it's a fight they'll get.
Lt's a whole new world, baby. lt's a whole new world.
Lt's big.
Lt's enough l'll never make it again.
Lt's fine. Just another lesson learned.
Lt's gonna be okay, honey. Yoυ'll see. We'll work this out.
Lt's gonna be okay.
Lt's gonna be okay. We'll work this out.
Lt's his favorite shoW.
Lt's like a religion.
Lt's pretty impressive.
Lt's too dangerous for me' bυt not for you?
Lt's too dangerous.
Lt's very.. .
Lt's Way more important than that.
LΝSPECTOR: Excυse me.
LΝSPECTOR: Thank yoυ for yoυr time.
Making the same mistakes he did?
Maybe at the end of some big race, when l pυll into Victory Lane. . .
Maybe he felt he didn't have any other choice.
Maybe l'm crazy, bυt Racer X first showed up two years affer Rex's death.
Maybe not.
Maybe Royalton's right and racing's all aboυt bυsiness. . .
Maybe that's not the point.
Maybe you just can't hear it' then. Ought to start hitting those books.
MAΝ [OVER RADlO]: All right. We'll send someone over to take care of it. Over.
MAΝ: Go' Speed, go!
Means you understand we're talking aboυt not jυst your fυture. . .
Mm hm.
Mm mm.
Mm. Mm.
MOM: l know.
MOM: Oh.
MOM: Spritle? What?
MOM: When I watch you do some of the things you do. ..
Mom! Yeah, you should've seen it! Yeah!
More like a non ja. Terrible what passes for a ninja these days.
Move it, Speed. lt's getting ugly oυt there.
Mr. and Mrs. Racer' l hope you will forgive this imposition.
Mr. Burns, can l ask yoυ something?
Mr. Racer, morning.
Mr. Royalton' this is a legitimate invitation. We have verified it.
Mrs. Waterstraat had me alphabetize the lRB tests. . .
Musha's price is an insult to five generations of our family.
My babies! Put yoυr finger in there.
My brother was planning to decline anyway. But l stυdied the rυles very carefully.
My brother's gonna win the Grand Prix someday.
My brother's the best racer in the world. Everyone else is rυnning for second.
My daddy told me that his daddy υsed to work for the Mishida MotorWerks. . .
My daddy told me that it was a completely crazy thing to do.
My family means a lot to me.
My men are bringing the family down. Do yoυ wanna go with them?
My security man believes l'm still at the opera. . .
No one seems capabIe of stopping him.
Of coυrse.
Oh!
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. . . .
Oh. . . . Ηonor to meet yoυ.
Oh. A fan' is it?
Oh' are you hυngry' Mr. Royalton?
Oh' boy' oh' boy.
Oh' dear, l seem to have interrupted your breakfast.
Oh' don't be silly. You never would have been happy racing for that terrible man.
Oh' God. Speed.
Oh' l'm sorry. l was looking for Speed Racer.
Oh' my God. Was that a ninja?
Oh' my heart starts poυnding jυst thinking about it.
Oh' no! Woo hoo!
Oh' no.
Oh' no. While it's trυe there have been a few bad apples. . .
Oh' no' no' no' don't do this!
Oh' no' you don't. Yoυ are not Watching that race.
Oh' no' you don't. Yoυ're in big trouble.
Oh' please! Please! Aah!
Oh' um, may l. . .?
Oh' yeah.
Okay, Mr. Two Time Grand Prix Five Time WRL Fυture Ηall of Fame. . .
Okay, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Okay, this makes sense too.
Okay, well, that's trυe.
Okay, yoυ two, that's enough.
Okay.
Okay. But if you roll υs again, this'll be the last time.
Once a rat' always a rat...
One big industrious family.
One of the bravest men to ever drive a racecar.
One of the great finishes in the history of racing, right?
One would expect.
Only thing l cared about was that wall over there.
Ooh, that kid is Wily!
Ooh!
Oops. Sorry' trade secret.
Our vertically integrated plant is the fastest in the world. . .
Out you go. Oυtside . Get some exercise.
Pancakes are love.
People like yoυ have way too much money.
Perhaps the apple hasn't fallen very far from the tree.
Pfft!
Please! Please! Please!
Pops is right.
POPS: Spritle! What? She said we coυld have some.
POPS: Spritle. . . .Johnny "Goodboy" Jones.
POPS: Yoυ attack my family.
POPS: Ηoney' l can't find my wallet.
Pops. lf they're staying' we're staying.
Pops' that's a Bernoulli Convergenator.
Pops' whatever you do, don't open that door.
Probably the dumbest kid in the class.
Prove it.
Quick' Pops! The kitchen is the most dangeroυs place in an earthqυake.
Racer X works closely with our WRL Corporate Crimes Division. . .
Racer X!
Racer X! The Ηarbinger of Boom!
Racer X.
RACER Χ [OVER RADlO]: Aro you all right? l'm fine.
RACER Χ: It doesn't matter if racing never changes. What matters.. .
Racing hasn't changed and it never will.
Rally racing is a back alley sport filled With jackals' headhυnters and thυgs.
Ready for seconds?
Ready' Pops.
Really?
Really?
Recently, Taejo's been forced to lose races, and he began resisting...
Regardless of what happens, l want you to have it as a giff.
Relax. Snake's weak on turns. We'll catch him in the mountains.
REPORTER [OΝ TV]: How could this happen? This is terrible .
Rex is gonna win it' ain't he, Pops?
Rex told me the only reason we survived was because l was wearing red socks.
Right, boss?
Right.
ROY ALTON: Racing has nothing to do with cars or drivers.
Royalton told me the Whole story.
Royalton Tower is the crown jewel among the properties that l control.
ROYALTOΝ [OVER PΗONE]: Ineptitude . Is this what I pay you for?!
ROYALTOΝ: And at Team Royalton, we prepare our drivers for any eventυality. . .
ROYALTOΝ: Excυse me.
ROYALTOΝ: So, Mrs. Racer. . .
ROYALTOΝ: Stop him!
ROYALTOΝ: The Iegitimacy of the lawsuits won't matter.
ROYALTOΝ: The new GRX has a sυpercharged lnner Positive Transponder. . .
ROYALTOΝ: This is our operating theater. . .
ROYALTOΝ: Why' you sly dog.
Rυn for your lives!
Safety has been a primary concern for Casa Cristo officials' especially the last feW years.
Same as everyone else.
See? This race is full of cheaters.
Seventy eight a share.
Shame on them.
Should someone go after your tires with, say, a hidden shank or shredder. . .
Show me What yoυ got. Show me What yoυ got!
Sir, we have a problem.
So are yoυ saying this doesn't make sense?
So bad that afterWards' lodyne stock dropped six points.
So how are you feeling, Speed?
So if l had to give yoυ an ansWer now' then to be honest
So l can see you've been giving some serioυs thought to this thing.
So l sat with him there. . .
So last chance. You ready to pυt aWay yoυr toys and grow υp?
So while Royalton lndυstries may look like a major sponsor to you. . .
So yoυ like this?
So yoυ think he faked the crash with a different body in the driver's seat?
So yoυ're quitting?
Somehow the kwik save was disconnected.
Someone who disobeys? Someone who lies to me?
Something big is going on because every race official has
Something is different.
Sometimes a girl could υse a reminder.
Soon affer that, there Will be litigation against some of yoυr father's designs.
Sorry.
Sorry' ma'am.
Soυnds beefy' Pops.
SPARKY: "Controversy sυrrounds Racer Motors' now embroiled in lP litigation.
SPARKY: "lt was a virtυoso display of talent. . .
SPARKY: All right, let's start her υp.
SPARKY: All right, watch out for the dog balls coming up.
SPARKY: The cell's reloaded. Let's go!
SPARKY: Whoa!
SPARKY: Wicked sidewinder coming υp. Watch the inside oυt, could get dicey.
Sparky? You ready?
Sparky.
Spearhook! Ηe's got me.
Spearhook.
Special permit. Only six of them are granted a year.
Speed handled it beaυtifυlly.
Speed Racer is driving straight υp a cliff face. Are we getting this?
Speed Racer is knocking on the door of Cannonball Taylor.
Speed Racer seems unstoppable' moving up from dead last, nearing the leaders.
Speed Racer!
Speed Racer.
Speed Racer' slow down!
Speed Racer' what are you thinking?
Speed Racer's making his move, gυnning for the lead.
SPEED: And then I started screaming.
SPEED: Got them.
SPEED: I don't know why I'm doing it anymore.
SPEED: If you know so much, tell me why I should keep driving.
SPEED: l finally υnderstand it now, Trix.
SPEED: l got him.
SPEED: lt was very weird' Trix.
SPEED: Racer X.
SPEED: Racing hasn't changed and it never will.
SPEED: When I'm in a T 1 80, I don't know, everything just makes sense.
Speed!
Speed!
Speed!
Speed!
Speed! On yoυr right, Flying Foxes!
Speed?
Speed.
Speed.
Speed' l understand that every child has to leave home. . .
Speed' l want yoυ to know l acted rashly.
Speed' what are you doing?
Speed' when l watch you do some of the things you do. . .
Speed's not crazy.
Spritle!
Spritle!
SPRlTLE: Oh' cool!
SPRlTLE: Oh' God' l'm gonna hurl.
SPRlTLE: Νo.
Starter's overloaded.
Stays in the system for hours, bυt leaves With no trace.
Still got him!
Still in prison today. ..
Stop right there.
Stop the car. Jack.
Stowaway. We weren't sυre what to do with him.
Straight from the lsle of Kamυt, hand rolled' premiυm blend.
Superb density. Ηints of vanilla. Cinnamon?
Sure thing' Pops.
Sure' kid.
Sure' l do. Speed's gotta drive for Pops. Ηe's gotta.
Sweet!
Sweet!
Taejo made it clear he had to have Speed and X on his team. . .
TAEJO: Whoo!
TAEJO: Νo, please. You even think about turning rat...
Take him away, boys.
Take it you're ready to go?
Take me with you. Come on' please.
Take oυt Taejo and the other two will quit.
Take that, Togokahn!
Take whatever you like.
Take your answer sheets' place it into the first part of yoυr booklet. . .
Taojo, will yoυ be rυnning in the Grand Prix this weekend?
Taojo!
TEACΗER: All right, pencils down.
Tear him up' kid' tear him up.
Ten foυr. Ready for more .
Ten years.
Thank yoυ, Speed. l love yoυ' sweetie.
Thank yoυ.
Thank yoυ.
Thank yoυ.
Thank yoυ.
Thank yoυ. Yoυ saved my life.
Thanks, bυt who are yoυ?
Thanks, Jack.
Thanks, Mr. Royalton.
Thanks.
Thanks.
That cheater. Ηe's using a spearhook!
That cockpit is the exact same size it was at Thunderhead.
That coυld cost him the hall of fame.
That night, something just clicked.
That night, something just. . .
That was so beaυtifυl.
That will definiteIy leave a mark.
That's a commodity l don't waste my money on.
That's all l need to hear.. .
That's all l've been thinking about' Pops. Yoυ' Mom, Spritle' Sparky.
That's becaυse the sponsors control the media, Sparky.
That's better. l couldn't see a thing.
That's Cannonball Taylor.
That's for a jury to decide.
That's for you to figure out.
That's for you to figure out.
That's it. Νice line, Trix.
That's outrageoυs.
That's right. There were a number of fatalities years ago.
That's what l thought. We're still working on the R and R' but it's getting there.
That's what racing is about. lt has nothing to do with cars or drivers.
That's what sold me.
That's why l spent $3 million on this bυrnt and tWisted lump of metal.
That's why this is so important' because you can help them.
That's υnacceptable. This is over. Pack your things. We're going home.
The 43 Prix.
The A bυtton will operate yoυr normal jυmp jacks.
The Colosseum has begun to fill, final preparations are under way.
The final countdown has begun. . .
The first thing l Want to make clear is that l have no intention whatsoever. ..
The five most powerful men in the World at the turn of the last century.
The Grand Prix, a sham?
The indictment brought down the perennial racing poWerhouse' Uniron.
The inspector told me What happened. l came looking for you.
The Maltese lce Caves.
The moment the queen sees the sun, she'll signal the start.
The new plan, what was it?
The only way yoυ'll ever stop these people is to bring them to jυstice.
The presence of Speed Racer. . .
The price is 78 a share.
The price is barely above 50 . This is extortion, blackmail.
The problem is, he won't give us the file. . .
The problem is, these Wild cards are better drivers than yoυ.
The qυestion is, can we make a deal?
The ruling on this is clear. Try to stop it. . .
The trial of Rex Racer shook the World Racing League to its very foυndation.
The truth was l couldn't have been more proud of you, son.
The truth?
The truth'll come out.

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