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Mortal Kombat

Mortal Kombat

Mortal Kombat, a cult classic film released in 1995, took the world by storm. Directed by Paul W. S. Anderson, the movie thrust audiences into the mystical realm of Outworld, where the forces of good and evil clashed in a battle for the fate of Earthrealm. Based on the immensely popular video game franchise of the same name, Mortal Kombat brought the beloved characters and familiar fatalities to life on the big screen.

The film features a diverse and talented ensemble cast that brought these iconic characters to life. Christopher Lambert portrayed the otherworldly and wise Raiden, the God of Thunder, guiding Earthrealm's chosen warriors in their quest against Shang Tsung and his minions. The charismatic and agile Johnny Cage was brought to life by Linden Ashby, while Robin Shou channeled the martial arts prowess of Liu Kang, the chosen one destined to save Earthrealm. Bridgette Wilson-Sampras portrayed the determined and fierce Sonya Blade, a Special Forces agent on a personal vendetta against the sinister Kano, played by Trevor Goddard.

A notable inclusion to the cast was Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa's exceptional portrayal of the power-hungry sorcerer Shang Tsung. Tagawa's portrayal added a malevolent and intimidating presence to the film, making him a memorable antagonist. Additionally, Mortal Kombat wouldn't be complete without the fearsome Goro, a hulking four-armed behemoth. Created using a mix of animatronics and puppeteering, Goro became a standout character known for his brute strength and formidable presence.

Accompanying the intense action on-screen was a pulse-pounding soundtrack that perfectly captured the adrenaline-fueled essence of the Mortal Kombat universe. Featuring electronic and techno-inspired beats, the Mortal Kombat soundtrack became an instant hit. The theme song, simply titled "Mortal Kombat," composed by The Immortals, became an anthem for fans around the world. With its iconic chant of "Mortal Kombat!" and energetic beats, the track perfectly reflected the battle between the realms.

Fortunately, fans can still enjoy the memorable sounds of Mortal Kombat to this day. The soundtrack is readily available for streaming and download, allowing fans to relive the exhilaration and intensity of the film. With just a few clicks, listeners can immerse themselves in the pulse-pounding beats that accompanied the heart-stopping fights and fatalities of Mortal Kombat.

While the Mortal Kombat film received mixed reviews from critics, it remains a beloved and iconic entry in the world of video game adaptations. Its lively cast and faithful depiction of the game's characters endeared it to fans who craved an authentic cinematic experience of their favorite video game franchise. Mortal Kombat's success paved the way for future adaptations and bolstered the popularity of the video game series.

Through its visual effects, compelling story, and memorable characters, Mortal Kombat not only delivered a thrilling experience but also ignited a lasting cultural phenomenon. Countless fans anxiously await the upcoming release of a new Mortal Kombat film in 2021, hoping to relive the excitement and nostalgia that the original movie brought to the big screen.

So, if you're a fan of Mortal Kombat, or simply seeking a thrilling and action-packed cinematic experience, be sure to check out the original film and dive into its immersive soundscape. You can play and download these sounds here – a gateway to a world of intense combat, supernatural realms, and iconic characters that have captivated audiences for over two decades.

A brother...
A complete fucking asshole.
A dog who fails his training classes.
A fighter without a marking can never achieve their arcana.
A gift from the marking of the Dragon.
A little help!
Aah!
Aah!
Actually, that's kind of a funny story.
Afraid time's up.
After 4000 years, the Hasashi bloodline still lives on.
Again.
Again. Again. Again!
Ah, for fuck sake.
Ah, girls can be mean!
Ah, let's look at the score board, shall we?
Ah!
Ah! Damn it!
All right, guys. Little less of this.
All right, hang on.
All right, well, time to go eat, yeah.
All right.
All right. Bye, bye, blondie.
All right. I'm out of here.
All right. Simple. But how...
All the best artists are a little twisted, mate.
All the champions of Earth.
All the Gods are forbidden
All we've learned about the dragon markings.
All you can do now is test your might.
All you got to do is kill me.
Allison!
Allison...
Ally.
Almost felt that one.
Always rely on Cole Young. Human punching bag.
An aggressive little bunny.
And a fighter without an arcana is a liability to the others.
And all I kept thinking about
And anything, I find inside that temple
And brought me to the Wu Shi Academy.
And faster.
And FYI, most of them are dead already.
And get out of me fucking way.
And hid her in the one place
And I met Lord Raiden.
And if I stay here and it shows up,
And in that moment, my arcana came forth.
And murderous of all the realms.
And Shang Tsung will enslave the entire human race.
And take turns sucking my sack?
And taking Earth realm forever.
And then that lizard thing took off half my face.
And they will kill whoever they have to,
And they're no match for all of you.
And trust me, it has its perks.
And who are you two, huh?
And why am I the only champion that had the marking since I was born?
And you got two million dollars.
And you owe me...
And you proved to yourself that you can do this or...
And you think you have won.
And you're almost out of it.
Angry mentally, physically.
Another one of Earth's champions.
Answers to Kano.
Are you ready?
Are you sure Dad's gonna be able to find us?
Are you sure? We can take him out together.
Are you trying to tell me something, soldier?
Arms dealer, drug runner,
As an elite fighter.
As long as you got that marking they're coming for you,
As Mortal Kombat.
At last.
Back inside.
Badass suit, Dad.
Be still and listen.
Because if you fail to discover your inner power,
Because there'll be no opposition left to fight.
Because we need to find every last champion
Because you cannot save yourself.
Before it's too late.
Before our mortal enemies from the Outworld come for us.
Before the tournament begins.
Bi Han.
Blade, I got him.
Blade!
But all I ever wanted was to be accepted by you...
But another has escaped.
But death is only another portal.
But he's got a laser now. Watch out for that.
But his bloodline lived on.
But I cannot save every soul within it.
But I gotta piss again.
But it's July.
But let's do it our way.
But maybe I'll stick around, you fucking idiots.
But not here.
But the training area is for the chosen ones only.
But there are other enemies to fight.
But we must strike now.
But you...
By following the rules.
By the same assassin that hunts you now.
By the time I found Jax, I was too late.
Careful, he bites.
Check it's tight.
Children.
Close the door.
Close your hand.
Cole Young.
Cole, do not give up on this.
Cole, how's your arm?
Cole!
Cole!
Cole?
Cole.
Combat takes intelligence.
Come on, Kano.
Come on, let's go.
Come on, Major. I've seen better than that.
Come on, you got this.
Come on!
Come on! Come on! Come on!
Come on.
Come on.
Come take a look at this.
Come, come. Through here.
Completely sure. Look, I just want to get us out of here.
Could be shit. Could be, uh... Could be a frisbee hat.
Cute.
Dad!
Daddy, use your uppercut!
Damn, Young. You're a hell of a fighter, man.
Descendant of the Great Kung Lao.
Did you make that last part up?
Did you see a guy down there?
Did you shoot it?
Different cultures all over the world,
Do I sound Russian to you, you fucking idiot?
Do you have any fucking idea who you're talking to?
Does it have to be him? I...
Does that mean I'm gonna get superpowers at any point?
Don't tap out!
Don't tell me about the Black Dragon.
Don't worry, darling!
Done six tours, motherfucker.
Done! Done!
Earthrealm is lost.
Earthrealm...
Eat more, heal fast.
Emily!
Endlessly searching for revenge.
Everyone loves me.
Everyone's got a price.
Failure?
Fat, lazy pig.
Fate has better standards than you.
Fight with us and you could have more money
Fight!
Fighting requires both attacking and defending, not just throwing punches.
Finally the Hasashi bloodline will end.
Finally, you have come to seek out Raiden's...
Find someone else who'll do this in an hour's notice for $200.
Find Sonya Blade, 806 West Washington Boulevard.
Find the truth in you.
Finish them!
First learned about this seven years ago.
First time?
Flawless victory.
Focus on the pain, Cole.
Follow me.
For centuries, the Hasashi marking
For Kung Lao.
For reasons beyond my ken,
For the Lin Kuei.
For thousands of years,
From engaging in one realm's war against another.
Fuck another four armed monster showing up.
Fuck it. Three million.
Fuck the temple.
Fuck this.
Fuck this. I need a break.
Fuck, no.
Fuck.
Fuckin' hell.
Fucking A,
Fucking bitch!
Fucking failure?
Fucking hell!
Fucking hell.
Fucking poetry.
Fucking whoops.
Funny. It didn't sound much like thanks for saving my ass.
Get back inside!
Get closer!
Get fucked.
Get in the car!
Get in the car.
Get in the truck, Cole!
Get me out of here. I could help you.
Get off me!
Get off your fucking ass, Major.
Get over here.
Get your family to safety.
Give me one more crack at it.
Give me Reiko.
Give me that GPS. I'm taking point.
Give them time to do their work.
Go now and kill Earth Realm's champions, Bi Han.
Go on then, take it.
Go, be with your family.
Good stuff.
Good.
Got my eyes on him right now.
Gotcha.
Great.
Guess I should have thrown the uppercut, huh?
Had you controlled the cage.
Hang on. Hang the fuck on.
Hanzo Hasashi.
Hanzo Hasashi's.
Hanzo is a ghost. I killed him centuries ago.
Has passed down through your ancestors.
Has the blood on your hands taught you nothing?
Have me met?
Have our assassins double the efforts.
He had a marking,
He is here to save you
He stayed behind to fight.
He talks so much.
He was a purveyor of rare things.
He was born with it.
He was murdered along with his wife and eldest son
He was this close to beating him.
He wouldn't think to find her.
He's a low life, piece of shit scumbag.
He's a mercenary with The Black Dragon clan.
He's a psychopath.
He's about to get his soul sucked.
He's experienced, fast, a good fighter.
He's got the mark, I saw it.
He's the reason I live in an iron lung.
He's with his family.
He's, uh... Yeah.
Hell, you could turn this old temple into your own casino
Help us.
Help!
Hey, big boy!
Hey, David Copperfield. Hang on.
Hey, do you ever shut up?
Hey, hey, new guy, new guy.
Hey, I'm talking to you.
Hey, you listen to me.
Hey, you're out of it.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey. Hey, hey, hey.
Hi, buddy.
Hmm.
Hold on tight, guys.
Hollywood? What the hell's in Hollywood?
Hollywood.
Hollywood.
Holy... What is this?
Honey, I'm home.
Hopefully, she'll have some answers.
How about you two get on your knees
How about you?
How do I find my arcana?
How do we keep going?
How does that sound?
How you planning on getting us there?
How?
How'd it go?
How'd you do that?
Huh? Any of you rip anyone's heart out? Hey.
I also give really good foot massages.
I am Liu Kang.
I am no longer Bi Han. I am Sub Zero.
I am the Black Dragon.
I can't help.
I don't take orders from anyone, Kabal.
I fancy myself a bit of an artist.
I got a score to settle.
I got us the plane.
I had a hope the power in your bloodline was still strong in you.
I hate to interrupt your bullshit, blondie.
I have come for your souls.
I have lived here my whole life.
I have seen the so called champions of Earth realm,
I just fucking might.
I keep, no fucking splitsies.
I killed the lizard man.
I knew I'd get mine first.
I knew it.
I know how to find
I know I've seen you kick his ass before,
I know it.
I know this is personal for you.
I know you had fuck all choices.
I live in this shit hole.
I love the scream right before...
I mean, and look, they spelled it wrong.
I mean, they're better trained and better prepared.
I must find a way to bring his shield down
I need you tomorrow night.
I rescued Hanzo's only surviving child...
I should go.
I spent years trying to figure out what it all means.
I swear to God, I'm gonna get to the bottom of it.
I think I can help.
I think I know what's going on here.
I think there's another tournament coming.
I thought I clipped it.
I thought you said you couldn't get involved.
I took it from him the day he died.
I want your fireballs.
I wanted to quit,
I was about to go for a stroll,
I was gonna head there anyway.
I was just warming up.
I was lucky enough to find Kano here instead.
I was tracking another champion.
I will bring armies.
I'd come out if I were you.
I'll assemble a new list of champions.
I'll dumb it down for you.
I'll fucking kill you.
I'll give you that. It's pretty good.
I'll see you at base at 2300.
I'm a popular guy.
I'm an orphan from the south side of Chicago.
I'm here.
I'm impressed.
I'm Liu Kang from the Shaolin Order of Light.
I'm looking for Sonya Blade.
I'm not gonna let that happen.
I'm not the fighter that I used to be, okay.
I'm not your enemy.
I'm off.
I'm Sonya.
I'm sorry, Liu Kang.
I'm sorry.
I'm the black fucking dragon.
I'm the one you want.
I'm useless.
I'm wanted in over 35 countries for shit,
I've a better idea.
I've come to claim your world.
If he discovers we're breaking rules
If we're to die...
If you had 100 days to train.
If you want it so much,
If you wanted to.
Impossible.
In Mortal Kombat, talent will only get you so far.
In order to obliterate our opposition.
In the fight pit, you'll discover yours.
Is he on our side?
Is it gonna be lightning, huh?
Is that the only move you know, mate?
It cauterized his wounds.
It could kill us all.
It does, doesn't it?
It has been my charge to gather
It is an honor to have Shokan blood on our side.
It is essential that we begin your training for the next tournament.
It is forbidden to claim victory until the tournament begins.
It is my job to protect Earthrealm
It is the realm between your world and mine.
It just kind of sounds like you made it up.
It must come from your soul.
It seems as though we have our work cut out for us.
It seems that throughout history,
It signifies that you've been chosen
It was fucking amazing...
It was supposed to be together.
It wasn't always like this.
It's a doorway back...
It's a string bracelet.
It's after both of us. Look.
It's after me.
It's all real.
It's an invitation...
It's been a while.
It's been fun.
It's better than fireballs, you pussy.
It's healing up.
It's not a birthmark, Cole.
It's not over, we still need to fight.
It's not over.
It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.
It's snowing.
It's the ultimate catalyst.
It's unique.
Jax and I were on a mission in Brazil
Jax could have killed it. I...
Jax hasn't checked in. Where is he?
Jax sent me.
Jax, where are you?
Jax! Hey, Jax.
Jax.
Just gotta jump, count to three,
Just name your price, then double it and double it again.
Just sit tight.
Just take it. Take it!
Just teach me how you do it.
Just wait here.
Just working on a Kano graphic novel.
Kano wins.
Kano, none of your fucking business.
Kano, use the flare!
Kano, what?
Kid can dream. Can't he?
Kill them.
Knife.
Kung Lao and I have discovered our arcana.
Kung Lao and I have served together.
Kung Lao.
Laser beam!
Leave the Elder Gods to me.
Legends says champions used to train there for Mortal Kombat.
Let me ask you this.
Let me educate you, motherfucker. I'm Kano.
Let me see your wound.
Let's do the damn thing.
Let's give them one.
Let's see if you have what it takes.
Let's see. Throwing down again?
Like what?
Lineage?
Listen carefully.
Little more of this. Come on.
Little parting gift from Kano.
Liu...
Look at yourself.
Looks like you're ready for anything.
Lord Raiden, can you send anyone anywhere?
Lord Raiden.
Lucky for me, you can hardly notice it.
Lucky for you I don't have any standards.
Make yourself at home.
Master Bo' Rai Cho found me half dead in the gutter
Master.
Maybe thirty to be safe.
Maybe you should lay off the egg rolls,
Mileena, let's finish this.
Miss Sonya, sit, please.
Mom!
Mom!
More training tomorrow.
Murder for hire,
My first day of training...
My hand.
My lord, I've gathered the remaining champions of Earth.
My loyal warriors, Kabal, General Reiko,
My man, I was just about to call you.
My research shows that there's realms and species
Nah.
Name's Jax.
Never heard of him.
Next time I see you, I will not bring fighters.
Nice chatting with you.
Nice to meet you, Jax.
No Harry Potter shit, all right?
No matter how many of my people you put in the ground,
No offense, whoever you are.
No one knows where it is.
No skin off my sack.
No, Mom!
No, no, Cole.
No, no, you misunderstand.
No, no.
No, shit. But they don't have the marking.
No, that was great. Really.
No!
No! Emily! No!
No.
No.
Nobody's taking him out one on one.
Not bad.
Not what, who.
Now don't get sensitive.
Now get out of here.
Now I know that's not the case.
Now I tear out your spine, champion!
Now put that back.
Now this one really speaks to me.
Now we shall end this prophecy once and for all.
Now what?
Now you will die with your family.
Now, come on. What do you say?
Now, destroy him, my beauty.
Now, sit down!
Now, we got one each.
Now!
Of me little marking.
Of the only chance of your survival?
Oh oh.
Oh, bloody garden gnomes,
Oh, by the way, you beer's shit,
Oh, gee.
Oh, God.
Oh, hello, sunshine.
Oh, I got a friend with a plane.
Oh, I got an idea.
Oh, I'm sorry, did I cut ya?
Oh, shit.
Oh, you're finally quitting, huh?
Oh!
Oh! Fucking nothing gets by you, does it?
Oh.
Okay, that's far enough, MC Hammer.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. I'm almost ready.
On purpose.
On the helping you thing.
On the wrong side of the electric fence, tough guy.
One more thing, champ.
One more victory and Outworld will gain control over Earth forever,
Only a matter of time.
Only death.
Ooh.
Or they won't stick around either.
Orphans like me.
Our enemies have claimed nine straight victories.
Our greatest enemy.
Pass us some fucking egg roll, would you?
Pig's ass.
Please tell me I get the bitch with the teeth.
Plus they don't mind breaking the rules.
Plus, if you're bullshitting me,
Powerless, arrogant.
Pretty cool. Show him.
Prince Goro.
Princess, why don't you try being one of them silent monks?
Pull this side.
Put what back?
Raiden has prevented entry into his temple.
Real cute.
Regret it for the rest of your life.
Right after he slit the guy's throat.
Scum of the Earth.
See you around, champ.
Seeing how you wouldn't be ready to fight
Send in the reptilian, Syzoth.
Set in stone by the Elder Gods...
Shang Tsung cannot follow us here.
Shang Tsung!
Shang Tsung.
She is beautiful, isn't she?
She's finally asleep.
She's one of us.
She's smart.
Shit!
Shove it so far up your ass, you start speaking Spanish.
Shut up and pass me a fucking egg roll.
Sit. I will warm you.
So do you believe me now?
So far it feels like an ambush.
So how close are we?
So how did you find your arcana?
So I chose to take it from him.
So what would I need to do?
So what's the plan?
So where did this come from?
So yeah, it's a hard pass for me
So you must train harder,
So you wanna play hide and seek.
So, like it or not Cole, you're the guy.
Soft and useless.
Sonya Blade,
Sonya, are you okay?
Sonya...
Sorry, what did I miss?
Sorry. My days fighting for 200 bucks are done.
Sounds like we got a deal.
Special forces.
Standing.
Still in one piece.
Stop him!
Straight up, thirty two, eh?
Sub Zero tracked and killed
Sub Zero.
Take it.
Take the truck.
Take whatever trophies you desire...
Taking orders from this Wu Shu wanker,
Tell me, blondie, how does that feel?
Terrible fighter.
Than you know what to do with.
Thank you for flying Air Kano,
Thank you for helping my fighter find his arcana.
Thanks.
That dragon logo you got... I, I dig that, man.
That dragon marking,
That is why Jax and I have been tracking you
That mask cutting off your air supply, you dumb prick?
That should be fun.
That thing is hunting people with the marking.
That was it, wasn't it?
That was my knife, too!
That we didn't even know existed.
That's good.
That's my final offer.
That's pretty cool.
That's pretty cool.
That's why you're here.
That's, that's impossible.
The blade of Hanzo.
The blood on this blade is your ancestors.
The conflict outside of Mortal Kombat is not forbidden.
The Dragon has swallowed many before us.
The dragon marking transferred directly onto his skin.
The fate of Earthrealm is in our hands.
The furthest reaches of hell,
The grand champion of the Order of Light.
The great hunter, Nitara.
The great protector, Lord Raiden.
The ice...
The locals wouldn't shut the fuck up...
The man that took the belt from Eddie Tobias.
The marking.
The moment he died, Hanzo descended into the Netherrealm,
The name he gave me,
The name is Kung Lao.
The pain.
The point of your training is for you to unlock that power.
The prophecy has been fulfilled.
The prophecy is upon us,
The target had superhuman abilities.
The target had the same marking you do, Cole.
The time has come to end this.
The time has long passed.
The undoing of the prophecy has begun.
Then you're on the wrong side.
There are not many of us with the marking left.
There I was trying to shove
There is no prophecy.
There is none.
There it is...
There will always be another to take their place.
There will be no mercy.
There will be no tournament
There you are.
There you go.
There you go. Good boy.
There, I was given a purpose.
There's more to this, Cole.
There's nothing for you here,
These are my friends.
These are not me.
These are your champions?
These don't work.
These murals are the living history of Mortal Kombat.
They give me the creeps.
They just don't make them like they used to.
They make those in men's sizes?
They reference a great tournament.
They tried to kill my family.
They will ravage everything you hold dear.
They're beautiful.
Think I get it now. It's kind of like a box of chocolates.
This doesn't feel like a tournament.
This guy's nuts down his throat.
This is a bit harder than I thought.
This is fucking tragic.
This is not the blood of the Chosen One.
This is Outworld.
This is what I have to work with?
This is where we keep
This temple was a holy place of worship.
This totally make up my superpowers.
Those are great, mate.
Thought I was gonna die.
Three million dollars.
Throw your uppercut!
Time to jump out of this shit box.
To capture a wanted fugitive.
To fight for Earth.
To fight for something known
To find a way to heal him.
To get to you.
Today we are victorious.
Today you have killed my warriors
Told you so.
Too many beers, huh?
Top knot, at the end.
Tore through our unit in seconds.
Twenty seven, twenty eight K's.
Twirling his anal beads,
Two million dollars.
Two million.
Uh, you got a pen? You want to write this down?
Unlike Kung Lao, I was just a worthless stray.
Upon graduation, I was given a name of a man.
Use it and the spirit of Hanzo fights with you.
Wait... You just shot a fireball out of your hand.
Want me to put it on?
Want me to slow down a little?
Was that Russian?
We are in the void.
We are on the precipice of victory
We are running out of time, Cole.
We cannot let our guard down.
We didn't win nine straight tournaments
We don't have much time.
We had to run 20 miles.
We have no time to lose.
We have to be sure.
We must go. He awaits.
We must start training now.
We need to control the fight.
We need to fight smarter.
We need to split them up.
We needed a safe place to run our operation.
We save Sub Zero for last.
We say thirty five there'll be no surprises.
We take him out together as a team.
We will already be victorious.
We will not see another full moon
We wouldn't be here without her.
We'll see if you're a natural blonde.
We're fine. Are you okay?
We've sourced every realm
Welcome.
Well,
Well, ain't that something.
Well, do or die, princess.
Well, hang on.
Well, how about I take that stupid fucking sombrero you're wearing,
Well, I'm willing to die for my family.
Well, is he gonna live?
Well, they do now.
Well, they don't want a tournament.
Well, this looks, uh, pretty safe.
Well, well, well.
What about me, Gandalf, where's my fortune cookie jar...
What about Sub Zero?
What about you?
What are you doing?
What are you looking at?
What are you waiting for, asshole?
What did you say?
What do you got there?
What else is gonna shoot out of my hands? Like, knives or guns...
What happened?
What happens next?
What is that?
What is this? You have a visitor.
What of Lord Raiden?
What the fuck is that thing?
What the fuck was that?
What the fuck!
What you've been searching for.
What?
What? You didn't think you'd actually change me, did you?
What's his name? Kung Pao.
What's Raiden's temple?
Whatever it is that drives you.
Whatever that was back there,
When Jax finally took it down
When we got there,
Where are we?
Where is it?
Where'd you get it from?
Where're you gonna go?
Which means we could lose the tenth tournament.
Which one's your boss? Let me guess. The blonde?
Who are you?
Who wears a hubcap as a helmet.
Who's first?
Who's your cornerman?
Why couldn't you save him?
Why even bring me here?
Why would you jeopardize the goodwill
Winning Mortal Kombat cannot be left to chance.
Without it, defeating Outworld will be impossible.
Without it, you are a liability to the others.
Without Kung Lao,
Wow.
Yeah, fucking idiot.
Yeah, I have.
Yeah, liability.
Yeah, that was a long time ago.
Yeah, that's why you don't have one of these.
Yeah, these motherfuckers work.
Yeah, uh, something like that.
Yeah, used to run guns through there.
Yeah, well. Give the people a good show, huh?
Yeah, yeah. Put a fucking shirt on, Magic Mike.
Yeah, you're right. Nothing's happening.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. No, fuck you.
Yeah. That screech is a real turn on.
Yeah. What gave it away?
Yeah. What's the plan?
Years of research just destroyed.
Yes, from Earthrealm.
Yes, the most brutal...
You again.
You all saw that?
You and I will take Mileena and Kabal.
You are correct, Thunder God.
You are in no physical or mental shape to fight.
You backstabbing, two faced ugly motherfucker.
You can try.
You could've won today,
You don't even have a marking.
You don't have the mongrel in you.
You failure.
You fight Ramirez.
You fucking beauty.
You get to take out your old buddy, Kano.
You getting enough sleep, mate?
You good?
You got a death wish, mate?
You guys in military?
You have a marking.
You have failed to find your arcana.
You heard what Jax said.
You just lay down.
You just made this?
You just took a break.
You kidnapped me. You tied me up.
You know I don't watch him fight anymore.
You know where that is?
You know, I see a little bit of arcana there.
You know, maybe your arcana is getting your ass kicked by a hat.
You know, next time be more punctual.
You know, the problem with these new lightning sticks,
You living in this shit hole
You made it.
You may enter.
You must fight without question.
You must find them.
You must unlock your arcana.
You need to get to Gary, Indiana.
You never know what you're gonna get. Is it gonna be fireballs?
You okay?
You okay?
You piece of shit. You watch your mouth.
You remember what you told me?
You see that!
You serious?
You should be on your knees before this man.
You should be.
You should try it sometime.
You sure you're okay?
You think I got three million dollars?
You think these tricks will protect you forever?
You threw a knife through my fucking leg,
You used to be someone to fear.
You want to dance?
You want to tell him?
You want your family on a fucking slab in the morgue?
You were never chosen.
You will leave this place at once, sorcerer.
You will never defeat your opponent.
You will return to Outworld at once.
You working for the other fella?
You'll be okay.
You'll be safe here, Ally.
You're a descendant of one of the greatest ninjas to ever walk the Earth.
You're a lucky man.
You're angry.
You're as lazy, ya?
You're beneath me.
You're fucking kidding me, aren't you?
You're going to love him.
You're gonna give that guy three million dollars?
You're gonna make a door appear out of nowhere?
You're jealous, girlie,
You're like a dog.
You're one of the champions.
You're so close.
You're some fucking cave dwelling hippy,
You're sticking around for this one?
You're still good enough for me.
You're sure you're okay?
You're too late, Raiden.
You're trying to get to Raiden's temple, aren't you?
You're welcome to stay with us, Miss Blade.
You've fallen down a long way since you led the Black Dragon.
You've got a big mouth for someone who's standing
Your death has no worth.
Your ear is painted on, mate? Egg roll.
Your eyes are a little redder than usual.
Your inner power comes from your arcana,
Your marking comes from your lineage, Cole.
Your mom's been dead for 30 fucking years, mate.
Your precious little mountain retreat or whatever it is.
Your soul's mine.
Your training has begun. Come.
Zero skill.
Besides the other guards are too lazy to stop me.
Again. Whoa, whoa, whoa... Hold on.
Ah, thank you. Eat.
but their souls are mine. Silence!
Come on, come on. Move, move, move, move.
Dad. Okay. I got you.
Emily! Emily!
Excuse me. Where is it?
Feel good? Good.
He's Kano. Kano?
Hey. Hi, Mom.
I'm focusing, nothing's happening. It hurts... Stick with it.
It means you've been chosen. Chosen, for what?
It's your blood. Attagirl.
Kabal. Hey, Kano.
Kano. Yeah.
Let's go order. Yeah.
Name yours. You can't afford me.
No! No!
Oh, fuck, here we go. You're like...
Oh! ...mate.
Pack it in. Yes!
Ready to go? In a sec.
Thank you. Respect.
That wizard? Working with him, not for him.
There is no guarantee... So, Liu, instead of fireballs,
There's much to learn. The fuck.
This close. Yes.
To fight. You got the wrong person, all right?
What can I do? Be patient.
What do you mean? It's a birthmark.
What you doing here? Wait.
What? You're fucking kidding me.
What's that? It's okay.
Where is it? Where's what?
Where? Shh.
Where's your marking? I don't have one.
Who am I fighting? Fighting?
Yeah. All right.
You got friends? Eh, fuck you, pretty boy.
You're fucking serious? You don't like it,
'Cause I'm not gonna help you.

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