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Submarine

Submarine

Title: Submarine: Exploring Depths of Emotion and Adolescence

Year: 2010

Cast:
- Craig Roberts as Oliver Tate
- Yasmin Paige as Jordana Bevan
- Sally Hawkins as Jill Tate
- Noah Taylor as Lloyd Tate
- Paddy Considine as Graham Purvis

Submarine is a critically acclaimed coming-of-age comedy-drama film released in 2010. Directed by Richard Ayoade, the movie beautifully captures the humor, awkwardness, and confusing emotions that accompany adolescence. Set in Swansea, Wales, Submarine unravels the story of Oliver Tate (Craig Roberts), an imaginative and introspective 15-year-old boy on a quest to save his parents' crumbling marriage while pursuing his first love, the enigmatic Jordana Bevan (Yasmin Paige).

The film delves into the complexities of teenage life, navigating themes of young love, family dynamics, and self-discovery. Richard Ayoade masterfully creates a visually captivating world, using colors and quirky aesthetics to enhance Oliver's introspective and imaginative nature. The film's unique mix of dark humor, poetic dialogues, and introspective narrative distinguishes it from other coming-of-age films, allowing it to carve its own niche in this genre.

Stellar performances by the cast elevate Submarine to new heights. Craig Roberts shines as Oliver Tate, effortlessly portraying the awkwardness and vulnerability of adolescence. His deadpan delivery of witty lines adds depth and authenticity to his character. Roberts successfully carries the story, captivating the audience with his engaging and relatable portrayal.

Yasmin Paige delivers an excellent performance as Jordana Bevan, Oliver's love interest. With her sharp wit and mysterious persona, Jordana brings an enchanting dynamic to the story. Paige perfectly captures the duality of a teenager experiencing newfound romantic feelings while grappling with the complexity of her own emotional journey.

Sally Hawkins inhabits the role of Jill Tate, Oliver's sensitive and somewhat lost mother. Hawkins adds depth to the film with her nuanced portrayal of Jill's emotional struggles. Noah Taylor and Sally Hawkins convincingly portray Lloyd and Jill Tate, Oliver's parents, respectively. Their characters' crumbling marriage becomes the backdrop against which Oliver's journey unfolds, adding another layer of emotional depth to the story.

Paddy Considine delivers a memorable performance as Graham Purvis, a charismatic self-help guru and love interest of Jill. Considine's character brings a touch of levity and surrealism to the film with his outrageous personality and unconventional methods to heal heartbreak. His interactions with Oliver provide a new perspective on love and life, imparting valuable life lessons in unexpected ways.

The soundtrack of Submarine, composed by Alex Turner, the frontman of the Arctic Monkeys, is an integral part of its charm. Turner's beautifully crafted songs perfectly encapsulate the tone and emotions of each scene, augmenting the film's poignant moments. The melancholic melodies become an extension of Oliver's introspective journey, helping the audience connect with the characters and their experiences. You can enjoy and download the mesmerizing sounds of Submarine's soundtrack here.

Submarine has received rave reviews from critics and audiences alike, praising its unique style, outstanding performances, and relatable portrayal of adolescence. The film garnered several prestigious nominations and awards, including two British Independent Film Awards (Best Screenplay and Most Promising Newcomer for Craig Roberts).

With its blend of dark humor, emotional depth, and quirky charm, Submarine is a must-watch film that offers an intimate exploration of the complexities of adolescence. Richard Ayoade's directorial debut captivates viewers with its honest portrayal of the challenges, dreams, and desires that define the teenage years, making it a timeless coming-of-age gem.

Remember to indulge in the captivating sounds of Submarine's soundtrack here, allowing you to immerse yourself in the film's emotional journey whenever you please.

A gauntlet, so to speak.
A girl with the exact same frame and the exact same hair.
A key sign of one of his downturns.
A lot to take in.
A playground bedecked with flowers.
A renegade,
A shell on which a decrepit picture show
A solitary samurai.
A testimony to the love felt for Oliver Tate
Aargh!
Absolutely.
Actually, I'll see you tomorrow, OK.
Actually, my mum's not well at the moment.
After his dismissal, he spent several days in bed,
After that, I started slipping choice phrases into our conversation.
All men do, unless you're gay. Are you gay?
All right there, buddy? Great.
All right, take your time.
All right, well...
All right, whose note is that?
All right.
All the girls liked him.
Also, I think you should know, I've found someone else.
An opportunity for self discovery.
And admit that you're in fact a gaylord.
And by being in balance with the colours around them,
And Dad didn't feel emotionally ready.
And does Mum mind?
And er...it was very effective, actually.
And I could relax around it and be in it.
And I could see why someone like her would go for someone like him.
And I didn't want to look weak or things to change.
And I look traumatised and say...
And I want you to know we really appreciate you trying to help.
And if it's OK with everyone, that's the last we'll say about it.
And if you asked any intelligent bloody writer,
And in her youth even dreamed of being an actress.
And in the Top Trumps of parental problems,
And introduced a segment called Mysteries Of The Deep.
And Jordana's a slut.
And let them do their business,
And listen, I made you a cassette recording.
And my parents' marriage started falling apart.
And never knew quite what to do with his hands.
And no one can do a thing about it.
And one boy even pushed her into a pond.
And she asks, "Do I know you?"
And she'll admire the scenery and she'll buy soup for homeless people.
And she'll never burn my leg here again.
And swim inside me in a tiny submersible machine.
And taking gateway drugs in shopping malls.
And the loss felt by his friends...
And the spouts had turned mushy and out of focus.
And then get a towel and bloody dry yourself off, and go about your day.
And then resume my duties as the best boyfriend in the world.
And therefore capable of anything.
And this is Nietzsche, one of the most influential philosophers of modern time.
And this is The Catcher In The Rye, a great modern American novel.
And wait till the sky catches up with my mood.
And we're getting more and more intimate.
And when she turns around, I see her face is nothing like Jordana's.
And you can replace the stuff that was in your bag.
And, finally, my glorious resurrection.
And, frankly, by Wales on the whole.
And, if caught, they do become property of the Crown.
Any human who found themselves at that level,
Are salon fresh before impregnating them with a ninja love child.
Are you all right?
Are you all right? Come on.
Are you asking me to come round and have sex with you?
Are you coming?
Are you making this up?
Are you planning on getting dressed today?
Are you with us?
Aren't you angry?
As his shirt blossomed with blood poppies.
As in, I've got stuff to do. Busy.
As usual, Dad drops me 800 yards from school.
Awkward, of course.
Because Jordana's dog had just been hit by a train.
Because she's overweight and won't accept notes in class.
Because there's only two possible outcomes.
Because they've forgotten, right?
Before I answer that, I just want to check one thing.
Behind me a vigil that's been repeated all over the country,
Being fiddled with.
Blood.
Bring a Polaroid camera and a diary.
But did you prefer it long?
But he was an uneasy screen presence
But I figure you'll only probably believe me
But I just wanted you to know that I'm open to talking whenever you want.
But I really laughed. I thought it was very charming.
But if ever you have serious feelings
But in answer to your question,
But instead of looking embarrassed, he screamed with laughter and pointed.
But it probably won't matter when you're my age.
But it's been two months since Jordana last spoke to me.
But no fish could live down there.
But no human can.
But now I think of it, she did mention her hair the other day.
But once... I ripped my vest off in front of a woman
But there's something in it.
But this gauntlet is also an opportunity.
But we can learn from it. I've learned from it.
But we're going to talk about what you've done.
But what she meant was, yes.
But you know the rules. Up you come, read it out.
But your mother informs me that you have a girlfriend.
But, unless things improve,
Bye bye.
Bye.
Calling an unhealthy turd onto the tarmac.
Can hear within the ultrasonic frequency.
Can I have a word, please, in private, without him?
Can you just get off my shoulders?
Can you tell your mother to hurry up? I'll be waiting in the road.
Can you turn the tap off, please?
Cancer beats potential infidelity.
Candlelit vigils.
Catch. Straight into the hands.
Challenging one another's bourgeois assumptions of what was acceptable.
Cheap shit.
Cheers.
Chip said, if a girl won't get off with you on New Year's Eve,
Chips is an outstanding bully.
Chips knows there's nothing more attractive than a bully.
Close your eyes.
Come here.
Come on, gay boy, take back what you said about me!
Come on, up you get, sweetheart.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Just...
Confiding in Jordana was now impossible.
Cool.
Cos everything's fine with me.
Cos it seems very basic and banal but it's not. It's loaded.
Cos Mark Pritchard cheated on her with Abby Smuts at the school disco.
Could be Mum.
Could you tell her I called?
Dad, aren't you going to Graham's thing?
Dad, who would you save first in a house fire,
Dad...
Deal, yes?
Dear Jordana, thank you for letting me explore your perfect body.
Dear Oliver, I tried to tell you
Did she say she went into the van with his face on it?
Did she say what happened in the van with his face on it?
Discovery of the self.
Do I have to bring shorts?
Do not call them ninjas, Oliver. It's racist.
Do you actually pre prepare these lines?
Do you like my hair long?
Do you mind jumping in the back, here, Lloyd?
Do you often feel like this?
Do you still have a key?
Doing a job he finds difficult to explain
Doing what?
Don't ask how. Just know that I'm now more powerful than ever.
Don't be a dick, Mark. Just let him go.
Don't get cocky.
Don't let me down. OK?
Don't think you have to wait. It's cold.
Drinking hot lemon from the same mug and never washing it,
During a routine search of my parents' bedroom.
During another routine search of my parents' bedroom.
During some of my early formative relationships.
During this brief hiatus, I can help save my parents' marriage
Eat food, and walk around like nothing's wrong.
Either the operation was a success,
Either way's good.
Essentially, I disapprove of bullying.
Every night I come to the same place
Family, deal.
Feel my piss.
Fine. I'll let him go.
Fine. I'm gay, I'm very gay.
Firstly, Rhydian Bird,
Following Mum's special diet.
For about, I don't know, a year...
For fuck's sake, just come on. Loosen up.
For people to accidentally find.
For some quality one on one time.
Foxes dig up dead animals and eat them.
Friday.
Friday...
From now on she'll buy little gifts for her favourite teachers
From the universe.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fucking hell, you're a serial killer.
Fucking piss on your face, you fucking freak.
Gaylord! Gaylord! Gaylord! Gaylord!
Gaylord! Gaylord! Gaylord! Gaylord!
Gene told me that Zoe had moved schools.
Get off me!
Get the fuck off me, you freak.
Get the fuck out of here. Merry Christmas. Have a good 'un.
Give it back now!
Give me the camera.
Given the hypothetical situation
Given the hypothetical situation that Dad and I were equally hard to save?
Go on, just ask me.
Going to the beach with Graham. I will not be back tonight.
Good night and erm...well done!
Good night, Oliver.
Good night, son.
Good night.
Good.
Good.
Got it. Six till eight. I'll meet you there.
Graham is an old friend and has had relationship problems with Kim Lin.
Graham is still very attractive. He probably felt threatened.
Great, yeah.
Great.
Have you always liked fish?
Have you ever kissed anyone before?
Having a wank, sir?
He also knows that Zoe Preece is a legitimate target
He could talk to you...
He knows Graham was your first love...
He knows the number for the pothole helpline off by heart.
He needed someone he could talk to.
He once made our Religious Education teacher cry using only Blu Tack.
He probably makes sure all his prospective sex partners
He ruins every Christmas.
He said nothing, showed no discomfort
He still finds you attractive.
He still wants to make love to you.
He was so funny and so smart.
He was the first person in our village to install double glazing.
He will come.
He's gonna be really missed. It's so bad. He's so young.
He's not my boyfriend.
He's really working that third eye, isn't he?
He's white.
Hello!
Hello.
Hello.
Her mother had cancer.
Her mouth tasted of milk, Polo mints and Dunhill International.
Her new boyfriend has an incredibly long neck.
Her tongue was blue from blackcurrant squash.
His stoicism reminded me of the brave men who died in the First World War.
Hm, yes.
Hm?
Hold onto her with everything you've got.
Honestly, Zoe, it was an accident.
Hop right in there, make yourself comfortable.
How are you feeling?
How deep is the ocean?
How do you even know all men read poems?
How important is light?
How it's a bit over the top
How long for?
How much more of this bizarre behaviour do I have to endure?
How was the film?
How's my dad meant to compete?
However, the views allow me to spy on our new neighbours.
Huh?
Humiliating teachers and bullying the weak.
I am a prism.
I am exciting and delicious.
I am lucid.
I bought my dad some new aftershave, but I'm drawing a blank on the cancer.
I can imagine my mum calmly leaving one day while Dad helps her pack.
I can only assume the subject of wife swapping was raised
I can picture her telling Jackie at work
I can talk to you about that.
I can't. It's Zoe's. She gave it to me and I was gonna...
I could drink your blood.
I could feel the tension between Jordana and I start to slip away.
I could hear you breathe, Lloyd.
I decided to soften the blow with some light arson.
I did not say it in a high pitched... like a little mouse.
I didn't ask for this, Jill.
I didn't think it'd be you, I...
I don't agree with all he says but he makes some interesting points.
I don't care about my fucking skin.
I don't know if I've come of age but I'm certainly older now.
I don't know them yet but they seem like terrible human beings.
I don't know.
I don't know. Probably a lake or a river nearby.
I don't need your life story.
I don't quite know what I am yet.
I don't want a mystic ninja as a stepdad.
I don't want anything to change.
I don't want to be from a broken home like Chip's,
I enclose my lighter as a parting gift for you.
I feel bad, cutting into his head.
I feel shrunken, as if there's a tiny ancient Oliver Tate inside me
I find that the only way to get through life
I found a book about teenage paranoid delusions
I gave Graham a handjob.
I got you these books. They're really meaningful to me.
I had in fact only kissed one person before Zoe Preece.
I have no idea what I'm hoping to achieve by breaking into Graham's house.
I haven't spoken to Jordana about her mother
I hoped it wouldn't be, cos the turkey was quite dry
I imagine the camera craning up as I walk away.
I just saw them and accidentally picked up the phone. Aren't you worried?
I just sort of drifted into it, really. No pun intended.
I just split lines as they come to me.
I just want to give him the idea that I'm deranged
I just wanted to hug him. I just wish I had.
I knew that these events although hard to bear at this precise moment
I knew then it was too late to save her.
I know when they've been at it because the dial will be set to halfway.
I know you think I'm very boring, you know.
I know you're a good actor.
I know you're all gagging to get to double Biology but don't rush.
I know, I know, yeah.
I know.
I know. I made a mistake.
I like the whole colour coding thing.
I live in a large house with my parents.
I made a mistake. What do you want me to say?
I mean, it was just unlucky that you were there and that you fell in.
I mean, it's a bit over the top, but I think there's something in it.
I mean, we'd had sex.
I mean, you know, we get on pretty well.
I must be willing to adapt.
I must not let my principles stand in the way of progress.
I need a fucking drink.
I noticed the way you light a match.
I often imagine how people would react to my death.
I persuaded her to give Zoe the pamphlet by saying it was a love letter.
I remembered a chapter that says:
I saw her in town with Graham and heard her on the phone talking about him.
I saw Mum with Graham at the beach.
I sc****d his remains into the bin liner I'd brought.
I sit next to her in Geography, so we're mates.
I split up with Kim Lin.
I still can't believe you fucking said it.
I suppose it won't matter when I'm 38 but...
I suppose it's a bit of an affectation, but I often read the dictionary.
I suppose so.
I take it back. I take it back.
I think light is probably the most important gift we have
I think Mum might be having an affair.
I think music can make things seem a bit more real, sometimes,
I think she'd rather I earnt more money.
I think they...
I think this will matter when I'm older, when I'm 38.
I think you should go to your mother now, OK?
I think you've learned from it. Maybe we could start again.
I thought it gentlemanly to escort Jordana home.
I thought it'd be like a film where the girl turns round and it's not the...
I thought it'd be nice to get some mutual interest, now we've had sex,
I thought my parents were going to split up
I thought you were going out.
I thought you would have. She leaves a big gap.
I thought...
I told her if we were going to do it, we had to hide behind the refectory.
I used to have long hair like her.
I used to have long hair, remember?
I want my family back.
I was completely overbalanced.
I was crying earlier. My eyes are probably red.
I was defending the honour of my girlfriend.
I was planning on going to see one of Graham's talks tonight.
I wish I could hand in this excuse note.
I wish I could have said goodbye, but I never said anything to him.
I wish life could be more like American soap operas.
I wish on a global scale that people could get the message.
I would have to travel this road secretly,
I'd go for you but I'd feel bad for your father.
I'd like you to be there, so...
I'd save your mother first,
I'll be fine, I'll be all right.
I'll be OK. I'll be...
I'll come. When is it?
I'll give you this. It's just a letter I was gonna give you. Just take it.
I'll hit you in the face.
I'll let him go.
I'll see you in the car.
I'll see you, then.
I'll think about it.
I'm broken hearted.
I'm busy tonight.
I'm doing it. Just do it.
I'm eating better.
I'm fine here.
I'm fine. I'm fine. Give us a cudge.
I'm full of regret.
I'm going out for a bit.
I'm going to bed.
I'm going to have to increase my surveillance.
I'm going to work from home today so if you want to take the car...
I'm just directing you, just...
I'm just try...
I'm not bothered. We've as good as done it.
I'm not going anywhere until you tell me the truth.
I'm not in the mood.
I'm not sure I believe in scenery.
I'm not sure yet. I'll let you know.
I'm OK now. It doesn't matter.
I'm sorry for that. I didn't know whether you'd like it.
I'm sorry I'm like this.
I'm starting to think that we may grow apart.
I'm sure she'd rather I wasn't.
I'm upset about it.
I'm watching you.
I've already turned these moments into the Super 8 footage of memory.
I've also given her two examples to inspire her.
I've also included some break up songs towards the end,
I've been looking forward to it. I didn't realise there'd be others.
I've been monitoring their intimacy via the dimmer switch in their bedroom.
I've been taking my duty as a boyfriend seriously.
I've been working on strategies to solve both problems.
I've even had a brief hat phase. But nothing stuck.
I've got a big heart.
I've got to do some Christmas shopping.
I've got you these matches.
I've tried smoking a pipe...
If I did write it, and I'm not as yet admitting that I did,
If I say yes, does that lessen the chance of you wanting to?
If it's in writing. It's over.
If my dad radiated a colour,
If you ask him...
If you want to shave off your hair, you should.
In many ways, I prefer my own company.
In my other recurring dream, I mentally rehearse the end scene.
In which case she needs privacy and time to grieve.
In which case she'll be too relieved to be angry with me for long,
In you get.
Intimate?
Is it possible that Mum would cheat on Dad?
Is it?
Is she still looking?
Is that because of the...
Is that what you wear to lounge around?
Is that why you became a marine biologist?
Is that you?
Is there anything I can help you with there?
Is there anything you'd like to say about that?
Is there anything you'd like to talk about now, huh?
Is to come to the seminar.
Is to picture myself in an entirely disconnected reality.
It distresses tiny animals.
It feels like you can just stand under those waves
It gives me time to think.
It happens to some.
It is you.
It may seem like a big deal now
It means she's got a brain tumour.
It produced a very atavistic response.
It seems pretty clear that Mum is having an affair.
It smouldered in the cold.
It started to nourish me.
It took a long time because I was in such a state of anxiety.
It was after the Cowboys And Indians school disco.
It was first developed to locate submerged objects
It was just a joke?
It was luck, I'm gonna get him for this. I'll bring him so much pain.
It was when I started to be comfortable with it and stopped trying to resist it,
It'd be because I spoke to Dad. This is what he wants.
It'd be ochre or eggshell.
It'd take more than some silly tumour to kill me.
It's a big love letter.
It's a bloody nail bomb.
It's a compilation of songs I used to listen to
It's a kettle.
It's a tradition. They go every Thursday evening.
It's about a foot in diameter. It's a bit of a concern.
It's an achievement. It really is, of sorts.
It's called...medulloblastoma.
It's fine.
It's from Dad.
It's fucking ridiculous! How long's it been?
It's good, isn't it? It's important that they get on.
It's interesting.
It's just a metaphor, Lloyd.
It's just incredible.
It's just, there's a fantastic noodle bar right next to the cinema.
It's mine.
It's nice to see something lightweight once in a while,
It's not very pleasant.
It's nothing.
It's rude to leave a film before it's finished.
It's still a thing, though. It had life.
It's such a lovely area.
It's therefore in Jordana's interest
It's Thursday, our cinema night. It's not a free for all.
It's Thursday. You're going to the cinema? You should leave.
Jesus Christ.
Jordana and I enjoyed a glorious atavistic fortnight of lovemaking,
Jordana Bevan's only real flaws are her sporadic bouts of eczema.
Jordana hates any place that could be termed romantic.
Jordana seems to enjoy it in moderation.
JORDANA:
Jordana!
Jordana!
Jordana... I think it will matter when I'm older.
Jude would like to meet you.
Just about bloody light!
Just do it.
Just do it...
Just gonna let things take their own path.
Just gonna top this up quickly.
Just in case things don't work out.
Just more developed thematically.
Just thinking about giraffes makes me angry.
Just try not to crack the spines or burn them.
K nock, k nock, can I come in?
Keep up, Tubs!
Kim Lin and I would love to take you and Lloyd, ..
Kim Lin?
Kneel down.
Knock, knock.
Last night, I reread the book I Only Want What's Best For You.
Lastly, she's now single,
Let her go.
Let me tell you, if you're lucky enough to find an angel,
Let's get off.
Lf...he admits you're a slut.
Like being underwater.
Like Professor Hawking or anybody of that ilk,
Like what?
Listen,
Listen, I hope you don't mind.
Listen... Thank you.
Lloyd is far too self involved to feel threatened, Jackie.
Lloyd sulked because we watched Crocodile Dundee
Lloyd, I think it best we be honest.
Lloyd?
Local news analysis.
Look, I was frightened.
Many of the people I've spoken to here referred to him as an example.
Maybe if you get a terminal illness.
Maybe it's time for Dad to rip off his vest again.
Maybe you should come to the hospital this Friday.
Maybe you should write her a pamphlet or something.
Maybe you should write to her.
Maybe, yeah.
Me and Dad have discussed it. We both want to make this marriage work.
Me and Jordana are having relationship problems.
Meet me under the railway bridge after school and we'll take it from there.
Mention what a dick Mark Pritchard is and slag off Abby Sluts.
Mine get on as well.
Mm. Mum told me everything.
Most people think of themselves as individuals,
Mr Dunthorne's quavering voice as he makes the announcement.
Mum normally just gets a trim from her work colleague Jackie.
Mum will have had her operation by then and we can visit.
Mum's getting the bus.
My body has been replaced by a shell. My organs are made of stone.
My father is a marine biologist,
My mother assumes I've been abducted and left to drown in a lake.
My mother is naturally neurotic
My mother is worried that I have mental problems.
My mum gave a hand job to a mystic.
My mum is the exact type of person
My name is not Kim Lin.
My name is Oliver Tate.
My name is Oliver Tate.
My parents are going to the cinema on Thursday,
My parents have not had sex for seven months.
My research indicates it all started when he was sacked from his job
My word for today is "flagitious", which means wickedly shameful.
Nearly went red there.
Never take more than a week between everything but and stuffing it in.
Nice one, Ol. Nice one, you fuck muppet.
Ninjas.
No more Yuletide logging for you,
No one can truly know what anyone thinks or feels.
No opinion.
No wonder their cinema outing had ended in such a schism.
No, I am. I have a girlfriend now.
No, I don't think we should.
No, it's fine. I'll wait.
No, just...
No, not really.
No, of course, I'm sorry. I just...
No, well, maybe they don't go red when I cry.
No, you being underwater.
No, you never have anything to do. What are you doing?
No.
No.
No.
No. Do not admit it.
Nobody could tease him about it cos he was so proud.
None of this will matter when I'm 38.
Not if it made you happy.
Not too long ago, I discovered an empty bottle of anti depressants,
Now he works at the local university,
Now kneel down.
Now she works for the council's Legal and Democratic Services department.
Now that we had kissed for non blackmail purposes,
Of course, yeah. Go ahead, you should be able to ask what you want to ask.
Of course.
Of, you know, difficulty
Oh, and in case you're interested, my mum's fine now.
Oh, come on.
Oh, come on.
Oh, for fuck...
Oh, for God's sake.
Oh, grow up! Grow up!
Oh, here we go.
Oh, it's all right, darling. Ssh.
Oh, no, no, no. I mean, it's good, yes.
Oh, no.
Oh, no. Oh, dear.
Oh, thanks.
Oh, these fucking lights!
Oh, this is fun, isn't it?
Oh, yeah, she's got my number.
Oh, you mean me.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh.
Oh.
Oh... I had no idea.
OK, calm down.
OK, don't push it, Ol.
OK, fine.
OK, I got into a fight.
OK, I've done it.
OK, let's think about that for a minute.
OK, sit up.
OK, well, as I say, if it was just a joke then that's fine.
OK, well... Good night.
OK, yep, yep.
OK?
OK? I am a prism, I am light.
OK? Thank you.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK. All right.
OK. I don't think it's really...
OK. I don't want to embarrass you
OK. Now take out the diary and write today's date.
OK. Well, I was drunk and I was trying to relax Graham.
Oliver Tate was a popular and much loved pupil.
Oliver Tate.
Oliver, what are you doing?
Oliver?
Oliver.
On New Year's Eve, everyone from town goes to the beach.
On Thursday evening, it's an empty house.
One treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen.
One of the rules in her office
Operating the levers of a life size Oliver shaped shell.
Or any negative feelings that you want to talk about, feel free to come and...
Or her mother was dead,
Or Jordana.
Or sadness
Other boys respected him, looked up to him, I guess.
Other than spitting and setting things on fire.
Other than that, she has many qualities.
Other times I go to the beach and stare at the sea.
Part of the family now. Deal?
Passion rarely lasts, I'm afraid.
Perhaps she's a Fabian.
Please may Oliver be excused from class. His tiny heart is broken.
Please, Chip, shut up.
Please, Jordana... What is this?
Plenty of room in the van.
Plus a couple of things I thought you might dig.
Pothole.
Preece?
Preece? Anyone seen Zoe?
Presenting on the Open University.
Pritchard, take a look at this. It's as funny as fuck.
Pritchard.
Probably catch him like he caught me, on the sly.
PS: You were right about my being allergic to dogs. I got tested.
Quite often.
Rather than one of his dark numbers, I don't know.
Relationships are tough, aren't they?
Replays the same handful of images.
Right, I'm off out.
Right, now, now, now.
Right, OK, just don't open them. I'll tell you when. Stay there.
Right, yes. So are you going to be selling up?
Right.
Right.
Right.
Salinger's very influential.
Saved by the bell once again, Mr Tate.
Say it.
Say it. Say it!
Secondly, Chips. He wasn't even considered hot
See how it goes, really.
Seven miles at its deepest point, but on average, six miles as a rule of thumb.
She never speaks about herself. She could be anything.
She was very unhappy because she was bullied
She'd gone gooey in the middle.
She'll be in no mood to put out any more.
She's also a girl to be seen with her would improve my street cred,
She's got...
She's moderately unpopular, which makes a romance between us more likely.
She's not on my radar.
She's taking the piss. Keiron, back me up.
Since I was about your age, I suppose.
Since she might die in two weeks.
Since when have you called her Jude?
Smuts?
So er...got any plans?
So everything's fine at home, everything's OK?
So I've written a pamphlet on how to break out of the victim cycle.
So it wouldn't bother you if I shaved it all off?
So rude, Lloyd.
So things are serious between you two?
So we had a better chance of working together to save you.
So what do you think?
So what I'm saying is, it's empty.
So when you're in a crisis, it doesn't feel like the waves are crashing on you,
So you admit they have a history?
So, do you wanna come?
So, Friday.
So, I hear from my little girl that you've stolen her heart.
So, yes, we're treating the matter as suspicious.
So?
So... I inherited it all.
Some animals, like bats, dolphins and dogs
Someone made a documentary about a prominent thinker
Sometimes I wish there was a film crew following my every move.
Sorry I didn't come to the hospital.
Sorry if it made you feel awkward.
Sorry, did you say your mum wasn't well?
Sorry, I had to er...go to the toilet.
Sorry, what?
Sorry.
Sturgeons are royal fish, since the 14th century,
Submarines, depth charges, Atlantis and such.
Subrip: easytobeaman
Sure, I'll check my diary.
Sure.
Sweet pea,
Tear streaked tributes.
Thank you for looking after Jordana, for walking through the fire with her.
Thank you from the bottom of my heart.
Thank you very much, Jeff.
Thank you, Oliver, for your refreshing honesty.
Thank you.
Thanks for living up a fucking hill.
Thanks very much for today. You've been fantastic.
That both Mum and I were equally difficult to save?
That her dog dies before her mother does.
That note seems fascinating, Oliver Tate.
That there's no one on the planet like them.
That was fucking ridiculous.
That way, I can slip in unnoticed, like a torpedo.
That would make her a socialist who advocates gradual change.

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