Arctic Dogs Edit

A big shout out...

A colossal drill,

A drill?

A feather from perhaps a puffin!

A high pressured systematic attack

A remote berg lost in time,

A year? Well you know, these things are all about timing!

Abracadabra.

Adequate?

After that, Magda actually allowed me

Agent Swifty. He's back.

Ah, BAD gas. I love it.

Ah, well, you've chosen your fate then.

Ah, yes, here we are.

Ah, youth.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! I'm not blind.

Ah! Oh...

Ah! Stop doing that.

Ah! There's my favorite delivery pup.

Ah! Who put that wall there, man?

Ah! Yeah, okay, that's the third set.

Ah.

Ah. Shouldn't be long now.

Ah...

Ah...

Aha.

Aha. You lie.

All aboard!

All I have to do is trigger the self destruct with this remote.

All I wanted was to be seen, to be noticed like...

All right, Bjorn, start the drill.

All right, everybody.

All right, guys, that's it. We're out of here.

All right, Jade!

All right, team,

All right, that's enough!

All right, well, look, I should just get going before I keep talking.

All right!

All right.

All right.

All right. Yeah!

All this warm weather suddenly?

Allow me to be painfully literal.

And a big shout out

And a lingonberry pie in my honor.

And a little something extra too.

And as for the Top Dogs?

And as the months turned into years, for some reason I...

And Bertha and Leo?

And easily the most visible citizens in town.

And for a town as isolated as Taigas ville, trust me, that really meant something.

And for that to happen, I need one final piece of the puzzle.

And grab that piña colada.

And hot. Too hot.

And I saw harnesses in a garbage can which makes me 90% sure the Top Dogs

And I would have been here earlier, but someone dumped a pile of snow on me.

And I've upgraded it to a three stage power system

And it is time for you to see behind the curtain.

And Jade, who's been building parts for his machine.

And juiced up the tiered percolation unit.

And look at me. Oh, no, it's you. Top dog.

And made little footprints all over your desk, didn't I?

And Magda not moose. Magda caribou.

And melt the ice caps within minutes.

And my kind evolved to blend into the environment.

And no one knows why.

And once I got that in my head, I couldn't see anything else.

And open up an ice cold can of Arctic justice.

And quite frankly, I've had enough.

And start over and...

And sweet, but for some reason never felt like he was good enough.

And that helped boost employee morale through the roof.

And that mega drill they're building is so they can reach it.

And that, too. I knew that.

And that's the last thing any kid wants to be.

And the, you know... Wait, do turtles even come home?

And then it hit me.

And there were these little puffins. Oh, there are so many...

And those coconut shell drinks with the little umbrellas in them.

And together we uncover conspiracies.

And you must bring her to us.

And you're not going to turn me down again.

Anybody want to go for swim?

Anytime, Jade.

Arctic strong!

Arctic strong!

Arctic strong!

Arctic strong!

Arctic strong!

Arctic strong!

Arctic strong.

Arctic strong.

Are you keeping hydrated? What's your electrolyte count?

Are you listening to me?

Are you lost?

Are you sure about this, Swifty?

Aren't you a fuzzy little nosy parker?

Argh!

As our thunderous machine twists into the heart of town.

As promised, I shall reveal it to you once the final piece is finished.

At 41 degrees Fahrenheit.

At first they were good.

At least I'll be remembered for something.

Aw.

Aw...

Awesome.

B A D. BAD gas.

Back to work!

BAD gas.

Be stronger than your excuses, Swifty. Let's go!

Because everyone has something unique and special to offer.

Because for years you've been stretching the truth to get attention, that's why.

Because I didn't know, Swifty.

Before that, he lived in ocean,

Being noticed was never a problem for them.

Bertha and Leopold will hack into the mainframe

Besides a tetanus shot?

Best thaw I ever thaw!

Big and wide.

Biolipadium Aradithic Dipsodium gas.

Bitterness, all encompassing...

Bring it to Magda, puffin scum!

Burrow eight miles below the surface...

But down from the year before's satisfactorily appropriate.

But gas was also dangerous.

But I'm always there for you, buddy. You know that.

But I'm blind.

But I'm looking forward to 40 winks of good old fashioned shut eye.

But it turns out you're just like all the rest of them, aren't you?

But it's too late now.

But the one I am most proud of is the new fleet.

But the truth is...

But the world's rejected that gift again and again.

But they're just going to have to take a number and get in line, right?

But what? What is it?

But you trust me, right?

But, for me, being invisible...

By dogs, and you are not a dog.

By way of my limitless genius.

Can I ask you something?

Can I get your picture?

Can somebody let me out?

Can you believe Swifty today? Getting caught stealing that old sled.

Can you do that, please, a fuchsia engage button?

Careful with the antlers.

Causing world leaders

Certainly not befitting of the greatest mechanical engineer

Charge!

Chins up, everyone.

Citizens of Taigasville, if I might have your attention.

Come and get me, you little freaks.

Come on back, hero.

Come on out.

Come on, buddy.

Come on, buddy. It's showtime.

Come on, come on...

Come on, Jade. It's...

Come on, Jade...

Come on, no way. Not gonna happen.

Come on, PB. Enjoy the ride!

Come on!

Come! Come back. I order you to come back this instant!

Confusing his crazy for genius.

Couldn't have been three blocks away, no.

Count me in.

Curtain's closed.

Customer signatures.

Deliveries have only ever been made

Denied by the establishment.

Did Magda change her mind about the suspension?

Did you bring intel?

Did you have to say "just a fox"? Couldn't you just say "a fox"?

Do tell.

Do you see?

Do you think he's telling the truth or could he be one of them?

Do your thing, Top Dog.

Does it still make coffee?

Don't call me that. I don't deserve it.

Don't know, buddy. But I'm loving it.

Don't leave me here, please.

Don't trust her, Swifty. She works for the walrus, remember?

Don't try to change subject.

Don't we all?

Don't worry, I'm getting used to it.

Don't you worry, Magda. You won't regret this.

Don't you yearn for the burn?

Door, please. Top Dog here.

Dreams do come true...

Drilled for what?

Drum roll, please.

Duke, Dakota, and Dusty.

Duke, Dakota, Dusty.

Duke!

Eh, perhaps my biographer Anders here can illuminate you.

Eh?

Employee of the year?

Escape.

Ever since I was a pup, I've tried to make the world a better place

Ever since the puffins turned up, so has the heat.

Everybody come out.

Everybody wake up.

Everyone grabs a blaster.

Everyone loves how you do the gadgets and trinkets and...

Everyone out. Let's go.

Ew.

Exactly.

Exactly.

Excuse me.

Explain this.

Extremely.

Extremely... adequate.

Filled with adorable, yet evil, little puffins

Find out what kind of happening is happening down there.

First I want to introduce you to some friends of mine.

First, as promised, I'd like to fill you in

Five minutes to impact.

Floyd.

Fly?

FM The Blast.

Focus, Swifty! Fountain rounds.

For being an idiot!

For the Arctic Blast Delivery Service.

For years, Walrus present his cuckoo ideas...

For you.

Forty seconds to impact.

Four minutes to impact.

Fox know Walrus lair best.

Fox lead.

Fox must lead.

Fox never get promotion so long as Magda here.

Fox suspended from official ABDS work until further notice.

Gadgets and trinkets?

Gallop and carry your wits. Hurry up.

Game face.

Game faces, guys.

Gas to melt the polar ice caps.

Gas.

Get a four percent discount on your next delivery?

Get him, yeah.

Get ready.

Give me a second, would you?

Go ahead.

Go on then.

Go retrieve the package.

Going up.

Gonestown. Vamooselvania. Look.

Good bye, you fabulous group of simpletons. Ta ta.

Good job.

Good morning, Ms. Jade.

Good morning, Taigasvillians.

Good morning, Taigasvillians.

Gotcha.

Gotta say, I am loving this thaw.

Guten Morgen, everyone.

Hang on, just one second.

Has anybody seen my self respect?

Have been dog napped, and there are sleeping gas blasters.

He did it!

He knew what buttons to push and you let him.

He knows where they live!

He knows.

He must become one of us. Commence the initiation ceremony.

He played you, Jade.

Hello, Arctic Blast Delivery Service.

Hello, little guy.

Hello, Mr. Musk Ox.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello.

Help me.

Here we go.

Here you go.

Here you go.

Here you go.

Here, I'll help you get started.

Here, what's your name?

Here.

Here.

Here... Here you go, ma'am.

Heroes?

Hey there, citizens.

Hey, all right, you hear what she said?

Hey, come on. I've already been initiated.

Hey, did you see this?

Hey, hey, Taigasvillians.

Hey, I love puffins.

Hey, is that my coffee maker?

Hey, Ja...

Hey, Jade.

Hey, looking good, guys.

Hey, PB. Lemmy.

Hey, Swifty.

Hey, Swifty.

Hey, Swifty. Hi, Swifty. You're the best.

Hey, Swifty. You're the best Top Dog ever.

Hey, there.

Hey, this is so cool.

Hey, Top Dog. What gives?

Hey, wait, no. You still have my pen.

Hey, we didn't get our hospital supplies today.

Hey. Hi.

Heya, Swifty. Congrats on your first delivery run.

Hm.

Hm.

Hm.

Hm.

Hm.

Hm.

Hm.

Hm.

Hm.

Hmm?

Hold on a second.

Hold on. Look, just a minute. I'll be right back.

Hold onto your whiskers.

Hold that thought.

Home's on their back.

Hook me up, PB.

How about now? Do I sound crazy now?

How about that, guys?

How are we supposed to get there?

How are we today?

How could you say that?

How dare you carry out such an operation without my permission!

How did you get in here?

How shall I say, not entirely dependable these days,

How's that taste, Lemmy?

However, we're on a tight schedule and seeing as though the mail has become,

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Hundred percent, super duper Top Dog here.

I almost didn't recognize you. You've aged terribly.

I always have.

I am Bertha and this is my life partner, Leopold.

I am freaking out, man!

I am looking around. And you know what I see?

I brought intel, out tel, up tel and down tel. Let me tell.

I came back for you.

I can back for you, Swifty.

I can deliver that for you.

I can see.

I can wait a long time.

I can wait until the cows come home.

I can wait until the pigs, donkeys, the frogs and the turtles,

I can't do this.

I decided to have you work in house.

I didn't know it was a secret.

I didn't know what I was building! I...

I didn't say anything.

I don't have time for a radio interview for tomorrow morning's show.

I don't know about you guys,

I don't know how much longer I can take this, PB.

I don't like him. Come on, PB.

I don't think we're...

I get it.

I got my game face on. How's it look?

I got the package, I got a sled.

I got your back!

I gotta tell you what I was trying to tell you earlier. Those packages that you...

I gotta tell you, sure feels nice being recognized more than just a fox.

I had such high hopes for you, my dear.

I hate when he's thinking.

I have a package for... Mr. Occu Pant.

I have to get this package out this morning,

I hear you.

I hope he doesn't hurt himself pulling that sled.

I hope he makes it back okay.

I hope someone figures out why all the beavers have Italian accents.

I hope you've all been practicing your doggy paddle.

I just kept thinking about home.

I knew it!

I know it must be hard to stay calm in my presence.

I know none of these will get crushed now with you on the job.

I know you have big dream of being Top Dog, but you're not dog.

I know, that's...

I know, weird, already, right? Okay, it gets better.

I know. I realize that all my fans want to hear from me,

I lost my pound.

I love a good turnout.

I made sure your package got delivered.

I mean accuracy...

I mean the "just" thing is really kind of...

I mean, really, really far out there.

I mean, technically, they're kind of home already, right?

I mean, well it's not great that we're all stuck in here, but we're all together.

I mean, you could break your legs

I mean, you're looking at the next lead dog

I mean...

I meant hilarious.

I missed the Arctic air.

I must say I'm impressed.

I need you to make the control panel.

I re tempered the glass on the carafe, added a hydraulic press,

I run serious business here.

I see all systems are a go. And how are our guests doing?

I see someone who never gave up.

I signed up for hot yoga this afternoon.

I stepped in your ink pad

I stretched. Don't worry about it.

I swear that's gonna be me one day.

I think I'm going uphill. Are we uphill?

I think I'm gonna lose a pound.

I think something is going on, PB.

I think they noticed.

I thought Paul was the walrus.

I thought you weren't discussing any specifics.

I turned my focus towards working at the place of my dreams.

I was all like, "Sign here. Here's your package, sir."

I was finally hired on as an ABDS junior employee.

I was on my way.

I was, like, swooshing and whooshing.

I was... out.

I will reveal what we've created once it's complete,

I... Well, I'm in training.

I'll be back before Magda even knows it.

I'll be better once I get us out of here.

I'll fix it.

I'll go get her.

I'll have to destroy your town to get at it.

I'll just be over here, enjoying the view from behind this...

I'll make a rug out of your hide.

I'll never make it.

I'll see you soon.

I'll take care of it.

I'll think about it.

I'm afraid of heights.

I'm all ears.

I'm an Arctic fox.

I'm bathing.

I'm blind!

I'm fluent in... in all the fluencies too.

I'm getting ready to blast my abs and max my glutes!

I'm glad you finally got what you wanted.

I'm just a fox.

I'm just a fox.

I'm just putting the final touches on the town snowblower,

I'm just saying it, you know, I...

I'm not Jade.

I'm okay!

I'm ready to go! Wah!

I'm ready. You ready? Let's do this.

I'm really beginning to hate this club.

I'm really sorry about the present state of the accommodations.

I'm sorry, Nasty Naz Narwhal,

I'm sorry.

I'm sure I had nothing to do with that.

I'm taking a sled, delivering packages whether you like it or not.

I'm the only one who has a chance.

I'm Top Dog.

I'm... Look, I'm sorry, okay?

I've done what you've asked. Now let me go.

I've got to head back to headquarters to continue my duties.

I've never had to sign before.

I've seen that before.

I've worked really hard for this.

If allowed into the atmosphere, it would speed up global warming,

If fox screw up, miss one delivery, damage one package,

If he was one of them? Hm?

If Magda finds out you took this,

If that fella had an inkling of what this job actually entails...

If we move at all, they will see us.

If you feel faint or a cramp coming on, don't hesitate to just leave the sled...

If you were to lick, the results would have been catastrophic.

If you're such a genius,

In all these exotic countries,

In any case, time is ticking.

In Taigasville.

In the Arctic since the puffins first appeared.

In the end, it took someone special to help me see that.

In the meantime, rest assured that your name

Incoming!

Indeed, and I'm so very thankful for it.

Inside, right next to the door, is a wall of sleeping gas blasters.

Is doing what you can, however big or small,

Is important, isn't it? All right, who sold me out?

Is it fair that ex husband run off with wild elk ten years younger? No!

Is it fair that I have to run business

Is someone there?

Is that why you came back?

Is there any other way to trigger the self destruct?

Is there anything for him?

Is this for real?

Isn't there a delightful maxim about how curiosity killed the cat?

It appears the shadowy conspirators are finally coming to light.

It is hot and incredibly stinky.

It is mutant.

It is prehistoric.

It just seems like you've been trying to act like someone else.

It looks like you got another package out here on the sled.

It shows where the puffins have drilled so far.

It was promising.

It was the puffins drilling into the underground pockets,

It'll all become clear in a minute.

It's a feather.

It's all good, bro.

It's all here, every suspicious happening

It's also the secret handshake.

It's Duke's 25th anniversary with the ABDS.

It's far. What do you say, Agent Swifty?

It's finished.

It's going to start coming apart, so get off that rig as soon as you can.

It's going to take forever to walk from up here.

It's gonna be cooking.

It's just an expression.

It's like I had blinders on. So, yeah, I get it.

It's my job.

It's not true.

It's official procedure.

It's pool party time!

It's weird, man! I'm just telling you!

Jade is around the corner.

Jade need to fix machines. I call, but she no answer phone.

Jade, all of your packages are important to me.

Jade, tell me what I need to do again.

Jade, what have you gotten yourself into?

Jade, world's greatest engineer."

Jade, you okay?

Jade!

Jade!

Jade!

Jade!

Jade!

Jade!

Jade?

Jade.

Jade.

Jade.

Just cover for me, okay?

Just get filthy paws off desk.

Just give it here.

Just gotta get going here. Then it's smooth sailing.

Just leave the package by the mailbox.

Just please remember to handle that delivery with care.

Justice served. How about ya?

Keep.

Kidnapping the Top Dogs

Lead?

Lemmy doesn't do flying.

Lemmy don't play that.

Lemmy, can you fly up and see how far Duke is?

Lemmy, fly.

Lemmy, get mopping.

Lemmy, mop is for cleaning, not for licking!

Lemmy, show me where Magda keeps those old sleds.

Lemmy, what have you got for me?

Lemmy!

Let me come with you, to help pull.

Let me double check.

Let me hear you say hey.

Let me out! Hey, let me out!

Let the little guy have his dream. He's not hurting anyone.

Let's get ready for the daily slog.

Let's just say he packed up and left.

Let's just say she picked the right canine for the job.

Let's see.

Like that other guy.

Listen up.

Listen, I put a self destruct in the control panel.

Listen, puffins, I know it doesn't look good, but it's not over.

Lived it!

Look at me, Ma. I'm flying!

Look at me!

Look at... Look, I can see. Ow!

Look out!

Look over there.

Look, I found something in your warehouse that needed some fixing.

Look, I just met them when I delivered a package to their place up north.

Look, I just need to tell you... W... Wait.

Look, I saw the letters you got from him.

Look, I'm still gonna need some help getting to that drill.

Look, little fella, you can't defeat these guys.

Look, Magda, you can't blame yourself for crazy.

Look, no time to talk, sir.

Look, the show's over kid.

Look, there's no other way, and you know it.

Look, what if I just had a small delivery route?

Looking good, Swifty.

Looks like Taigasville is in for a floody good time.

Magda bend rules one time.

Magda clear way.

Magda fire him same day.

Magda know Otto von Walrus all too well.

Magda promote him, but then came pneumatic tube system,

Magda regret this already.

Magda see everything.

Magda should have mailed Walrus to prison years ago.

Magda take him in.

Magda with Special Forces, lifetime ago.

Magda with you.

Magda, I...

Magda, I've been waiting my entire life for this moment

Magda, you have made the smartest decision of my life!

Magnifique.

Make processes better.

Mama.

Many years ago, before you worked at ABDS, Walrus was employee.

May have something to do with the rising temperatures.

Maybe they didn't notice.

Maybe you should just be happy

Me too, I'm in. Yeah!

Meeting time, puffins. Let's go.

Mm.

Must have been exciting though.

My first delivery to the middle of nowhere.

My goodness, is that Magda?

My heart was here...

Never.

Nice to see you're not converging on me to do...

Ninety eight, 99, 100.

Ninety nine FM The Blast.

Ninety nine FM, The Blast.

No deliveries today.

No deliveries, no ABDS.

No deliveries?

No mistakes, no delays, custom holdups, nothing.

No offense, but you look awful.

No return address.

No Top Dogs, no deliveries.

No, I don't.

No, I only got the chance because Duke and the others disappeared.

No, I think not,

No, it was a... single package.

No, Lemmy!

No, no, Lemmy. Watch.

No, no, not exactly.

No, not that fly. You're the only one who can get the controls.

No, she can't see me like this.

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No! Not okay. We're trapped.

No! Well, yeah. Look, something's going on...

No.

Nope, afraid not.

North of the 47th parallel.

Not on my watch.

Not so fast. Fox go there.

Now anyone can be Top Animal, not just dogs,

Now that Lemmy was flying free, he became a one man centralized processing system.

Now that the Top Dogs have seen our operation,

Now that's recognition.

Now, as promised,

Now, get back to work.

Now, go away.

Now, I'm going out there.

Now, in case you didn't already think you were in hot water,

Now, let's go get those doors open. It's showtime.

Now, please tell me I didn't miss the delivery cut off time.

Now, remember kids, when put to the test, deliver your best.

Now, they're holed up in a secret fortress

Now, we need to come together,

Now, what'd I tell you guys? Okay, everyone here?

Now, who's with me?

Number one star, y'all. That's me. I got a pen.

Obsessed with idea of fame and immortality,

Of an ancient gas buried deep beneath Taigasville.

Of being recognized and standing out from the pack,

Oh, ah!

Oh, all right. Please wait.

Oh, and I'd really like the main button to be fuchsia.

Oh, and Otto von Walrus?

Oh, Anders.

Oh, boy.

Oh, but I do, my dear boy.

Oh, did I say nefarious?

Oh, for goodness... Good bye.

Oh, for pete's sake.

Oh, hey there, little girl.

Oh, hey, Jade.

Oh, hey, wait. It's too far.

Oh, I almost didn't see you there, little fella.

Oh, I see, you are converging on me.

Oh, I'm a puffin and I will sign for the package.

Oh, I'm not about to discuss the specifics of my nefarious plans with you.

Oh, look at him go.

Oh, man.

Oh, no, it must have fallen into the water when I jumped out of the cage.

Oh, no, it's gonna blow!

Oh, no, we're going to be late.

Oh, no. Uh uh.

Oh, okay, I got it.

Oh, thanks.

Oh, that smell. It's like the planet made a poopy.

Oh, that's you.

Oh, the work bell.

Oh, there you are.

Oh, wait. Oh!

Oh, what is it?

Oh, what is this?

Oh, wonderful. Thank you.

Oh, yeah, but I gotta give the fans what they want.

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes. The good news is I'm here to unleash the devastating power

Oh, you see?

Oh, you should have seen me! That was amazing.

Oh, you'll get your control panel all right.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Hello, angry mob of townsfolk.

Oh! I do love a captive audience.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh...

Oh...

Oh...

Oh...

Okay, back to party.

Okay, first, it's albatrosseses.

Okay, fox, welcome to the team.

Okay, give me a second.

Okay, how? Where's the panel?

Okay, I gotta go.

Okay?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. All right.

Okay. Just help me get to that drill.

Okay. Sure.

Okay. Well, I'll start the recon mission right away.

Okie dokie, guys. Well, it's been real.

On it like a baby bonnet riding a comet.

On my mark.

On the outskirts of town...

On what all your work has actually been used to build.

Once Jade left for school,

Once we finish the preliminary core sampling and pre boring

One minute to impact.

Ooh, oh! Whoa!

Ooh, oh... Oh.

Ooh!

Oop.

Oops.

Oops. Wrong way. Sorry.

Or catch hypothermia.

Or even lose single pen that belongs to office, that's it.

Or fall into a crevasse and have to eat your own feet.

Or sir. Or either way is fine.

Otto von Walrus, you don't have to do this.

Oui, oui.

Oui. The BAD gas beneath Taigasville.

Our machine is almost complete.

Out delivering packages?

Out of sight, you're all right.

OVW.

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

Ow.

Party time.

PB became the health and wellness supervisor

PB on line.

PB, can you throw us up there?

PB, come on. You can do this. Jump.

PB, open up.

PB, there's this huge hidden lair out in the middle of nowhere.

PB, what do you think is causing

PB!

PB!

PB!

PB?

Pen's safe.

Perfect landing.

Please!

Please?

Please?

Plus, this'll help.

Plus, you never know what's around the corner.

Pow, it's hot, hot heat out there,

Powered by crazy gas.

Probably from the puffins that work for that walrus.

Puffins, it's time for my escape. Let's go.

Puffins!

Pull the lever.

Pull the surge capacitor, third from the bottom right.

Pulling one of those sleds.

Put to the test, I'm going to deliver my best. Come on!

Quiet, we ask the questions here.

Quiet.

Quite honestly, Magda thought fox would throw packages in ocean, so...

Really? Now you're talking about this?

Recognition and being noticed, it's okay.

Red one. Got it.

Releasing gas into the atmosphere

Resentment grew inside Walrus,

Reverse psychology, nice.

Reverse psychology. Nice.

Right from the bottom third.

Right then, Mr. Official Procedure. Where do I sign?

Right there, Mr. Occu Pant.

Right there.

Right, PB?

Right, wow. Fifty six pounds of feet.

Right? You can help us all escape now.

Rock on! Yeah.

Run!

Sacrebleu!

Scientists from around the globe have been scratching their heads

Screams of agony. Wonderful.

Second, don't go labeling me.

See?

See? Like I said, we made it.

She might actually destroy you.

She's been back for a year now and you haven't done anything.

She's out there.

She's with them.

Shh, shh!

Show's over.

Showtime.

Since procedures became official, sir.

Since when?

Snowbody's perfect.

So famous you don't need to plug your phone in?

So how about some good news, folks?

So how did it go?

So Jade, I was thinking, do you wanna go out sometime?

So many ideas.

So pack up those parkas

So reliable, that fox.

So the walrus and his puffins kidnapped the Top Dogs.

So those weren't earthquakes.

So what do you... What do you got here?

So why dressed in all white, you ask?

So you think Jade would ever go out with a fox like me?

So, who will deliver Jade's packages to me now, you bird brains?

So, who's gonna be a good boy? Who's gonna be Top Dog?

Someone has to turn off the controls up there.

Someone who could always turn a situation around and make it better.

Someone who has always been optimistic and positive and hopeful and...

Something very bad is going on in the Arctic.

Something will have to be done about them.

Sorry, Jade.

Sorry, kids.

Sorry!

Sorry!

Sorry!

Sorry.

Sorry.

Still, no promotion for you this year.

Stop him!

Stop that naked jackaninny!

Stop, please. Stop, for goodness' sake.

Stop, stop, stop!

Stuck.

Sure was far out there though, wasn't it?

Sure you do, pal. You've worked hard.

Sure, sure.

Sure.

Surprise!

Surprise!

Suspended? Really?

Swifty, get off of there!

Swifty, how have I put this repeatedly in the past?

Swifty, my office, now.

Swifty, this is crazy. I can't let you do this. You could be killed.

Swifty, what are you doing here so early?

Swifty, what are you doing here?

Swifty, where are you?

Swifty!

Swifty!

Swifty!

Swifty! Oh, no.

Swifty.

Swifty.

Swifty.

Swifty.

Swifty.

Swifty.

Swifty.

Swifty.

Swifty. PB. Lemmy. What are you doing here?

Swifty. Where have you been?

Swifty's the name.

Swimming caps.

Swippy?

Ta ta.

Taigasville needs you. You're heroes.

Taigasville's biggest celebrities,

Taigasvillians, if we don't stop the walrus,

Take a look at Lemmy over there. He's in his happy place all the time.

Take a risk once in a while. It's good for you.

Take note. This is new intelligence.

Take that. That, you...

Talk about bright eyed and bushy tailed. Literally.

Tell her.

Tell me I can do this.

Temperatures continue to rise at freakish speeds

Thank goodness you're alive.

Thank you very much.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you...

Thanks for delivering that package for me.

Thanks, PB.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Thanks. Awesome.

That are building a huge machine which I think

That darn sorting machine.

That was the initiation ceremony.

That we're trapped in prison and there's no way out.

That, and this is my home. I mean, it was funny.

That's a little aggressive for a cabaret show.

That's about as efficient a delivery as you'll find anywhere.

That's French.

That's it. Fox break rules and tell lies to everybody about promotion.

That's just beautiful, man.

That's just it.

That's me.

That's one.

That's so... No, not pretending. Not at all.

That's Spanish for, "Yes, it was very exciting."

That's the Arctic fox mantra.

That's the bad news.

That's three.

That's two.

That's what I need to do, but you're probably not listening anyway.

That's what I wanted after all, the same thing.

That's what I was born to do, boss.

That's what you wanted to talk to me about?

The Arctic will fall and the world along with it!

The Arctic will melt and Taigasville will fall into the ocean.

The bad news is...

The delivery run done already begun.

The delivery! Middle of nowhere! Puffins! Swim caps! Since wo...

The dream of being a Top Dog,

The gas!

The one with the robo legs?

The ones in the pictures I took. Look.

The only thing I'll be remembered for now is not being memorable,

The pound I gained to hit the 20 pound minimum

The stuff.

The system was brilliant, yes, and would revolutionize global mail delivery,

The Top Dog delivery was cause for celebration.

The Top Dogs.

The truth lying naked...

The truth. She's in here.

The truth...

The walrus has the same map in his lair, only there's a big X over Taigasville.

Then ideas start.

Then we'll see who comes running to my doorstep for help.

Then what?

There I was, going to all these amazing engineering schools

There is no way you can do this.

There is this crazy walrus with robotic legs and a British accent.

There it is.

There must be a big one right underneath Taigasville,

There we go again.

There you go, Shifty.

There's my number one star.

There's something I need to tell you. Let's wake up!

There's something I wanna show you.

There's something you don't see every day.

There's that "just" again.

There's the guy.

They are drilling all around the Arctic.

They are going to use the BAD gas to melt the ice and snow.

They didn't disappear. They quit.

They finally got the retirement they long deserved.

They got you too, huh?

They is the walrus.

They know too much.

They quit.

They saw me.

They were like, "Thank you," and I was like, "You're welcome, Mr. Occu Pant."

They were our connection to the outside world,

They're using her to build the machine.

This doesn't look good.

This is all pretty unbelievable, Swifty.

This is great!

This is not a good idea!

This is true.

This is your night! Enjoy it.

This Lemmy, you know, he's...

This one goes out to you, big guy.

This one is even more important than the last one.

This walrus.

Those Top Dogs are becoming a nuisance.

Though not always the way you expect them to.

Three, two, one.

Through the packages and letters that they brought us.

Time to break the ice.

To heat it up.

To make some changes around the old ABDS.

To make the world a better place and being true to yourself along the way.

To pull the Top Dog sled.

To scramble for a plan.

To smash through the heart of Taigasville,

To Taigasville's newest Top Dog, Swifty.

To them, being invisible meant being safe.

To work, my dear. To work.

Today's gonna be a balmy one,

Too fast.

Top Dog here, ready for action.

Top Dog!

Totally failed.

True, everything's been destroyed, but that doesn't mean

Trust me now?

Trying to figure out why the sudden spike in global temperatures,

Twenty seconds to impact.

Two seconds.

Uh oh.

Uh uh.

Uh, well, I...

Uh?

Uh?

Uh? Uh...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh... there you go.

Um, guys.

Um...

Unknown to the establishment.

Until one day, Walrus find the ABDS.

Up from last year's competently sufficient,

Very bad gas.

Very much so, I know.

Very... Very promising.

Vive la Résistance!

Vive la Résistance.

Vive la Résistance. Fight the power.

Vive la Résistance. Viva the resis dance.

Wah!

Wait a minute. What is that?

Wait, but you're an albatross. I thought albatrosses were great fliers.

Wait, I was just answering accurately, right?

Wait, PB, come on. Just time out for one second.

Wait, what the...

Wait, what walrus?

Wait, what?

Wait, what? Nefarious... plans?

Walrus go postal.

Walrus present innovations, modifications, never ending, like mail.

Warm memories of being cold.

Was not an order.

Was so close that I could taste it!

Was that an earthquake?

Watch out!

Watch out!

Water everywhere.

Way to go, bud.

Way up in the Arctic,there's a small town called Taigasville.

We came to save you and stop the walrus.

We can still win this.

We can't keep on fighting on and on

We can't let them go, can we?

We can't slow down in the air.

We could go to the puffin camp beyond the hills, perhaps find new intel.

We could... Come on, Swifty. Come on!

We did it.

We did, didn't we?

We finally have a replacement for that old chestnut Duke.

We got another cooker outside today

We have to band together, kick down the door,

We just deliver the mail.

We just didn't have all the pieces of the puzzle.

We just have to find a way to stop him.

We knew something was going on.

We need to find a clear path to the drill. We're pinned down here.

We need you, Lemmy. We need you to fly.

We rescue them, round up the bad guys, bada bing, bada boom.

We start gassing. They all go nighty night.

We still don't trust her.

We'll see who's rejected then!

We're done.

We're done.

We're gonna drive right through the front door.

We're jogging to work today, big guy. Whoo!

We're three overworked mutts who just want to retire somewhere warm.

We've got a found to find. Let's go.

We've got some celebrating to do. You saved the day.

We've got to do something.

We've got to hurry. Let's go.

Welcome to the jungle.

Well, a little bit more than okay, but what really matters...

Well, all right, thanks.

Well, almost everywhere though, right?

Well, anyway, you may know me as OVW, the world's greatest engineer.

Well, I guess you would know, right? Miss Worldly Traveler.

Well, I need to get to work.

Well, it doesn't change the fact that I'm going out there today,

Well, it's a good thing I'm a Top Dog then, isn't it?

Well, let's just say my parents were a little old fashioned.

Well, Naz got a plan for you. Slap on the bathing suit

Well, no, that sounds weird too. You're great.

Well, not everywhere.

Well, nothing's official yet.

Well, now it's my turn to take back.

Well, that is weird. I wonder what's going on?

Well, that's a terrible initiation ceremony.

Well, they were natural safety and security officers.

Well, we prefer the term surprise relocation, so...

Well, what have we got here?

Well, yes, but...

What about Jade?

What about the earthquakes?

What are they doing?

What are you guys talking about?

What are you looking at?

What are you looking at?

What are you talking about? This is beautiful.

What button was it again? They all look the same, just like those bloody puffins.

What can I do for you?

What could possibly go wrong?

What do I do?

What else do I need?

What guy?

What happened to "when put to the test, deliver your best"?

What is that?

What kind of delivery is this?

What pound?

What puffins?

What the...

What took you so long?

What will Magda do?

What, are you a Top Dog now?

What?

What?

What?

What? Oh. Excuse me.

What? Really?

What'd you do that for?

What's going on?

What's happening?

What's it like out there in this big, wide world?

What's the worst that could happen, right?

What's wrong with being yourself?

Whatever you say. Just sign here and you're good to go.

Where are you?

Where everyone knows everyone.

Where is Swifty?

Where was I?

Where was she all those years? Huh? Off planning with the walrus.

Where we find Jade, Duke, and the others are being held.

Where's his clothes?

Which have managed to level off...

Who am I?

Who are you?

Who is they?

Who said anything about walking?

Who was not meant to pull a giant sled with even gianter packages on it.

Who's going to believe me?

Who's gonna tell Doc Grizzly?

Who's ready for some serious rock climbing?

Whoa, mama.

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! It's going to blow!

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoo hoo!

Whoo hoo!

Whoo hoo! Yes!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo! That's a lot of feet.

Whoo.

Whoo.

Whoo.

Why did you keep making the parts for him all the time, Jade?

Why didn't you clue in?

Why do you need me to make a control panel for you?

Why don't they make smaller sleds?

Why don't you believe me?

Why would he tell us about their whereabouts

Why?

Why? Because when put to the test, we deliver our best!

Will go down in history alongside the world's greatest engineers.

Will rain down on those unsuspecting fools

Will someone please take care of them once and for all?

Will then self destruct.

With a beach.

With a record breaking high...

With antique equipment and employees who are only extremely adequate?

With hydro static transmission and a gross torque of 56 pounds per foot.

With what you have.

Without the parts you've built, none of this would have been possible.

Working my way up, but by this time next year, I'm taking over Duke's spot.

World's greatest engineer."

Would Duke do that?

Would you like to...

Wow, how many puffins have you got in there?

Wow, look at those little guys go.

Wow.

Wow.

Yah!

Yah!

Yah!

Yah!

Yahoo!

Yeah, better not let Magda see that.

Yeah, but, no, no, you're a fox.

Yeah, I feel you, bro.

Yeah, I get it, Swifty.

Yeah, I never seen rust and mold shine like that.

Yeah, let's go streaking.

Yeah, listen. There is something going on out there...

Yeah, my dogs are barking all right.

Yeah, now have you considered adding, like, flame decals on the side?

Yeah, okay, well... maybe it wasn't that close.

Yeah, okay. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, really, PB. Really.

Yeah, right.

Yeah, sorry, I need a signature.

Yeah, that's neat.

Yeah, well, this wasn't part of the plan, but everyone's okay. Right?

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah!

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah...

Years later.

Yeesh.

Yep, that's me.

Yes, of course.

Yes, PB. It still makes coffee.

Yes, sir. Got another package for you.

Yes, siree.

Yes, very nice. Jolly good. Jolly, jolly good.

Yes, well, I have some other ideas about that.

Yes, who is it?

Yes!

Yes!

Yes?

Yes. Oh, wait, no! What? I forgot about Jade.

Yo, everybody. Who let the dogs out?

You are now part of la Résistance.

You are thinking.

You are truly one of us now,

You are... Top Dog!

You can count on me.

You can do it. You know you can.

You can talk!

You can't stop me.

You don't believe that, do you?

You don't have to make up a bunch of stuff to impress me.

You even brought back pen.

You got it, Jade. It's my job.

You gotta believe me.

You have anything that needed delivering?

You have to do it manually.

You have to fly.

You just be yourself.

You just need to learn how to go to your happy place.

You kidnapped me.

You kids, you grow up idolizing us thinking we're larger than life.

You know what? I'm no Top Dog.

You know, I saw something while I was delivering Jade's package.

You know, I...

You know, Swifty, ever since I got back,

You know, wouldn't that be... hot?

You may not see how great you are, but I do.

You need to go see Doc Grizzly.

You never do.

You said something about replacing Duke...

You said you got promoted to a Top Dog and, let's see, what else?

You see?

You should see our collection of swimming caps.

You shouldn't have.

You understand?

You want us to call your...

You wanted to talk to me.

You were going to have the honor... of being my apprentice,

You!

You? You're just a fox.

You'll need this.

You're about to be assigned

You're done here forever.

You're flying high, bro.

You're just fox.

You're listening to Nasty Naz Narwhal.

You're listening to Nasty Naz Narwhal.

You're not pretending?

You're not thinking...

You're right. There's no way you can do this.

You're the one I've been doing all the work for?

You're Top Dogs.

You've been just about everywhere.

You've earned it.

Your first mission.

Your package is safe with me.

Your pen's safe with me.

Your timing couldn't be better.

Agent Swifty. Yes.

An honor to meet you, Mr... Swifty.

and break out the wind breakers. Nailed it!

Arctic strong! Whoo hoo!

Are you crazy? Crazy like a fox!

Are you hearing me? What? Yeah, every word.

Aren't you worried? Worried?

Bon voyage. Ah!

Closed due to flooding? Hm.

Guys! You have to listen... That's my boy.

Hang on, buddy! I'll get us there. Slow down!

He is a strange fellow. Oui.

Hey, can you sign this? Okay. Yeah, okay.

Hey! Oh.

Hey! Hey! Congratulations, Swifty.

Huh? What? What is happening?

I don't think they did. What do you mean?

I have to, Jade. You don't.

I just need you... You always need me to do something.

I love you, Swifty. Hey, Swifty.

I mean this... It's not fair! Life is not fair.

I sound like I'm crazy, don't I? Certifiable.

I'm sorry. If I had known... It's okay.

It is official. Ah!

Jade! Wait. Wait a second. Oh, is it my turn now?

Just a little one? Nyet.

Kind of. Barely.

La Résistance! Bonjour!

Look out! Oh, yes.

Maybe things will actually get delivered Oh...

My dream has come true. What's wrong with that, right?

No, no, no, no, no... Whoa!

No! Oh.

No! The red one.

Now listen. We're listening.

Number one star? Of course.

on time now. Oh...

On top of the drill. Which...

Oui. Yeah.

Over here, Swifty. Can I get an autograph?

Right, for autographs. Good thinking. No.

Shadowy conspirators? Oui.

Special delivery. Wah!

Special. Hey, whoa.

Swifty, what are you doing? Hey there, Jade. Hi, how's it going?

Swifty, where have you been? Where's Jade?

Swifty! What?

Swifty! Yes?

Swifty? Yeah. Yeah...

Swifty. What?

Swifty. What?

Ten seconds to impact. Where'd he go?

Thanks, Jade. Thank you.

There's no way. What?

They won't see me. Uh...

Third from the bottom right. Third from the right from the bottom.

We made it. Time to expose the conspiracy.

We shall not be assimilated. Exterminate, exterminate.

We're gonna die! We're gonna die!

Well, you can't fight your metabolism. I can and I will.

What do you mean they quit? He means like Splitsville.

What the... The Top Dog returns. Oh, yeah.

What? Oh, you know... I can wait.

What? You are a small Arctic fox

What's going on? It's the Top Dogs.

Where else would you put 'em, man? Exactly.

Who? The puffins.

Who? The walrus.

Who's them? Them are the same as they.

Yeah, here you go. Thanks.

Yeah, pretty much. Okay, yeah, that'll do.

Yeah, yeah... Arctic strong. Arctic strong.

Yeah! It's streaking time, dudes.

Yeah! Jade, I need talk to you.

Yes! Any questions?

Yes. Okay, that's it.

You got some sunglasses? Walrus?

You the man! Way to go, dog.

You think that I... Magda know.

...and puncture a pocket of ancient pre Cambrian...

...before your eyes.

...in recent years, but now, all of a sudden,

...invisible.

...of 34 degrees Fahrenheit.

...snowbank.

...these guys.

...to our favorite mail carrying canine.

...until they kick him out.

...we shall sweep in from the north, a united cold front.

...well, just meant being...

'Cause it's true. Look around.

'cause that's the only way we're getting out of here. Together.

'Cause when Swifty says he doesn't have time, he doesn't have... time.

'cause you're about to see the magic show in three and a two and a one and shoot..

'Sup, Jade?

"Dear Jade,

"Rest assured, your name will go down in history.

"Sorry, moose lady. We quit."