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Playing with Fire

Playing with Fire

Playing with Fire is an electrifying action-comedy film that will surely leave you on the edge of your seat. Released in 2019, this thrilling movie showcases an exceptional cast and an adrenaline-fueled storyline.

The film centers around Jake Carson, a no-nonsense, tough-as-nails firefighter played by the charismatic John Cena. As the leader of a group of elite smokejumpers, they're used to facing dangerous situations head-on and saving lives. However, their skills are put to the ultimate test when they rescue three young siblings from a wild forest blaze, only to realize that they have no idea how to care for children.

Enter Brynn, played by the talented Keegan-Michael Key. Brynn is a by-the-book scientist who is more comfortable in the lab than dealing with kids. Together with Mark, played by the hilarious John Leguizamo, and Rodrigo, portrayed by the charming Tyler Mane, they form an unlikely makeshift family for these youngsters.

As the team attempts to navigate the challenges of parenthood, hilarity ensues. Their lives take a comedic turn as they try to balance their duties as firefighters with the responsibilities of childcare. The kids, played by Brianna Hildebrand, Christian Convery, and Finley Rose Slater, are mischievous and full of energy, creating a whirlwind adventure that is both heartwarming and side-splitting.

Playing with Fire is a perfect blend of humor and heart, reminding us of the importance of family, no matter how unconventional. With stunning action sequences and a well-crafted screenplay, this film is a captivating ride from start to finish.

In addition to the exceptional performances by the main cast, Playing with Fire features familiar faces such as Judy Greer, portraying Dr. Amy Hicks, a love interest for Jake, and Dennis Haysbert as Commander Richards, their stern superior.

The film's soundtrack perfectly complements the exhilarating action and comedic moments, enhancing the overall viewing experience. Luckily, you can easily play and download these sounds to relive the thrills of Playing with Fire.

With its release in 2019, Playing with Fire garnered positive reviews from both critics and audiences alike. Praised for its humor and heart, it became an instant hit, entertaining viewers of all ages.

If you're searching for a movie that will make you laugh, cry, and leave you feeling uplifted, Playing with Fire is the perfect choice. Its talented cast, unforgettable characters, and exciting plot make it a must-watch for any fan of action-comedies. So sit back, buckle up, and get ready to embark on a adventure that will set your heart ablaze with joy and laughter.

A brave Yeti.
A drone.
A million's more than 300.
A month ago, we found out that they're
A Yeti.
Again! Again!
Ah...
Ah... Yeah!
Alexa, play BTS.
Alexa, play BTS.
Alexa, play BTS.
All he did was talk about fire, fire, fire,
All in a day's work, sir.
All over the Kingdom of Equestria for her mad infectious laughter.
All right, all right. Bit anxious, okay?
All right, all right. What's your mom's number?
All right, bedtime!
All right, come here.
All right, heads up, guys. Confirming fire structure.
All right, let's get to work. (SNIFFS)
All right, little man, this is your mess,
All right. Deploying the Bambi... Now.
All right. Let's try this again. Come on, come on, come on.
All right...
All right... (CLEARS THROAT)
ALL: ...every second of every day!
ALL: (CHEERING) Supe! Supe! Supe!
ALL: Everywhere!
ALL: You do?
Alpha Team, cut a line upslope and prep for a burn.
Also, you should ask Amy to stay the night.
Although, that's gonna mean that...
AMY: (LAUGHING) I hope this isn't my fault.
AMY: He's gross. Unless you're into sort of a tall, like,
AMY: Here's some water.
AMY: I knew you could handle it.
AMY: Oh!
AMY: The worst part is that he hasn't even asked
AMY: This is fun.
AMY: Wait, is that why it's called "the Jaws of Life"?
And a little from your supply closet.
And action.
And check it out, right?
And clean cut, kind of somehow always has a tan,
And finds out her cabin burned down?
And he got distracted.
And he had the most shipshape cave on Yeti Mountain.
And here I thought all you cared about
And I had to meet up with a client in Big Bear Lake.
And I have three children I am not relinquishing.
And I knew you'd call Child Protective Services.
And I listen a little bit more than I let on.
And I promise I will come out there...
And I started training.
And I think now's the time I gave it to you.
And I'll need all hands on deck to get this place shipshape
And I'm extremely responsible.
And I'm the proper authorizer. We...
And if I do die, that's because everybody else is dead, too.
And it was a bit of a whiff.
And it's just gonna... Let it burn out.
And live happily ever after like Romeo and Juliet.
And never coming back.
And not because you're a woman.
And now I need you to believe in yourself!
And now it looks like I'm gonna have to... (LAUGHING)
And now it looks like you are gonna have to sign it, too.
And now it looks like you're gonna have to sign it, too.
And one day the Yeti had a kid named Jake.
And realize you never had a chance to be a kid.
And seeing how you run your shop.
And smoke and jumping and blah, blah, blah.
And someone forwards me a video of one of my smokejumpers
And suppression foam at my location.
And that is Axe.
And the cabin burned down. I panicked.
And the Yeti had to take care of the kid all by himself.
And the Yeti went to go fight the fire.
And then, maybe you will find someone to inspire you the way Supe did me.
And then, out of nowhere, comes Supe, a smokejumper.
And trust me, you guys are in good hands.
And we didn't even get any presents for her.
And we got trapped on the wrong side of a Category G wildfire.
And you can call me that, the whole thing.
And you can't just let her drive home in the middle of the night.
And you...
And you're proud of it?
And your team believes in you.
Apparently, there's only 339 of them in the entire country.
Apparently, we do.
Approaching a timber fire off Route 16.
Approaching drop zone now.
Are my hero. You did great!
Are you dead, Supe?
Are you kidding me?
Are you sure she doesn't want a drone?
Are you sure?
Aren't distractions.
Art. I used to paint.
As first responders, we're legally bound for the health and welfare of the children
As Lance Armstrong once said,
As long as there's not a hint of malarkey.
As long as we leave this spotless, all right? The Five P's.
At getting that grill going, safely.
At least a five mile walk. Uphill!
At the bottom of the mountain are open for another hour.
Attention, everyone...
Axe, you coming with us?
Axe, you got... Pinkie Pie?
AXE: ♪ Happy birthday to you
Back to my trailer.
Barbara Bush.
Bears?
Because I am a woman?
Because they need proper authorization,
Because we ran away from foster care,
Because you're supposed to give an answer.
Because...
Before Commander Richards arrives.
Being pulled into a Huey. (GRUNTS)
Besides, it's Zoey's birthday tomorrow.
Besides, look what I would have missed.
Beta Team, stay close to me.
Big Dan would be so proud.
Big Dan would be so proud.
Boom boom?
Boom boom.
BOTH: Call Dr. Hicks!
BOTH: Oh...
Brynn, what are we doing?
Brynn, you want some tea?
BRYNN: Admiring your shelving.
BRYNN: Careful, Will.
BRYNN: Jake!
BRYNN: Okay...
BRYNN: Open your eyes, dude!
BRYNN: Our parents,
BRYNN: They went up the coast for a night
Brynn!
Brynn.
Brynn's stuck in there and she can't get out.
Bubbles!
Bubbles!
BUNNY: I love you.
BUNNY: I love you.
Bunny!
But after last night's heroics, you've made my short list
But after seeing what you did back there,
But Brynn was... (GASPS)
But I don't know, you know. I don't know.
But I hope your shoes are tied,
But I'm so sorry to tell you that the cabin burned down.
But it's Zoey's birthday in two days.
But our parents work for a secret government organization.
But right now our job is to keep that fire from those vehicles.
But sometimes it was hard for the Yeti.
But that day, I realized that my calling was not with the family business,
But the kid loved it.
But the request lines are open!
But there is a problem.
But yes, uh, what I meant was when you retire.
But you can call me that. The whole thing.
But you know the correct way to use a fire extinguisher
But, Supe... Oh, man.
Can we make it to the police station?
Can you even step?
Can you try being a little more supportive?
Can't it just be "containing" it or "resolving" it?
Captain, did you...
Captain.
Carson, who do these children belong to?
Carson!
Carving the depot turkey at Thanksgiving and decorating the depot tree.
Causing a different type of trouble.
Chance the Rapper. Drake.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Chief, it's 90 miles. The roads are all flooded.
Children cannot be relinquished until the proper authorities are involved.
Chocolate dessert looking things... Ice cream, right?
Chopper flies in five.
Christmas intermittent fasting. Sprints till exhaustion.
Cimmanom?
Clear!
Come back!
Come on, are you kidding me? That's so good.
Come on, Dad, what do you got?
Come on, don't play that.
Come on, guys, get out. It's all right.
Come on, man. What's the backup plan?
Come on!
Come on.
Come on. Try it on.
COMMANDER RICHARDS: ...the ability to put a fire out.
COMMANDER RICHARDS: Aw, Come on!
COMMANDER RICHARDS: No. We're just men with a lot a training,
Commander Richards!
Confirmed Class D forest fire.
Contain them till they burn themselves out.
Cooking, history, and kids.
Copy that, little captain. Requesting a fire line...
Copy that. We're a go for extraction.
Coq au vin is not a vehicle.
Crisis averted.
Crystal.
Dear Dr. Hicks,
Deserve to be Division Commander?
Did I get out of frame?
Did I miss something?
Didn't you guys go on a few dates?
Died in that blaze in Yosemite, as I recall.
Do I detect a hint of nutmeggery?
Do you have anything you love? That you do just for yourself.
Do you have your keys?
Do you know if this is a good toy for a three year old girl?
Does he always carry that axe?
Does he always carry that axe?
Don't cry.
Don't drink that. Trust me.
Don't leave. Stay. With me.
Don't look at me.
Don't press it.
Don't tell me you only know how to play songs that are fire related.
Don't think we have a dessert platter.
Don't you do it.
Don't you remember what it's like to be a kid?
Don't you touch that button. Don't you touch the...
Dr. Hicks, have you ever felt a void in your life
Dr. Hicks!
Dr. Hicks! (CLEARS THROAT)
Dr. Hicks. What's your problem?
Dropping the water... Now!
Eight? I'm not eight.
Equestria!
Exactly. Now, where's my Redding Crew at?
Except for mice. They're a little creepy.
Excuse me?
Excuse me... Sir.
FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE: Burning Up Fire by BTS.
Fighting fires.
Fighting the Gaucho fire.
Figured you might want 'em back.
Fine. Head back to the depot. We'll evaluate 'em there.
Fine. I'll look away.
Fire down by the lake.
Fire's gonna do a 180 off the line!
Firemen fight fires.
For Division Commander. (GRUNTS)
For going to the bathroom during our dinner
For their 20th anniversary.
For what? Being in beast mode on national television?
Forgive me if I'm prioritizing human life over a frog pond.
Friendship is magic.
From Fisher Lake for their dumps.
General Tso's chicken isn't made by a general.
Gentlemen, we must be at our very best...
Gentlemen, you know how quickly things can go sideways.
Gentlemen. I got this.
Get the chopper ready.
Give each other a kiss.
Give me a line.
Glenn Frey! Heat Is On! Nobody?
Go now!
Go to bed.
Go, get out of here! Get out of here, you backstabbers.
Gonna separate us.
Good doggy.
Good night, Brynn.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good talk.
Good, good, good. Come on.
Gotcha.
Grab it!
Great.
Great. Who doesn't love ice cream, right?
Great. Your parents are on their way.
Guess I forgot the parking brake.
Guess your parents are gonna have to wait for their family reunion.
Guy in uniform kind of thing, which...
Ha! You missed me!
Half a klick is pretty far, I don't know...
Hang in there, Brynn!
Have a... Have a great rest of the day.
He can sing!
He protected all the other Yetis,
He was a world class smokejumper.
Heck, my dad was the greatest smokejumper ever to hang boots in this depot.
Hello, ma'am. Uh... Hello, ma'am.
Her name's Masher.
Here comes the bride.
Here we go now! Don't drop it, don't drop it, don't drop it...
Here we go!
Hey, guys! I found these cool Nerf guns!
Hey, guys! This hose can reach...
Hey, hey, hey, guys!
Hey, Jake? Guard down.
Hey, Mom, please don't worry. We're all totally fine...
Hey, Supe, we got this for you.
Hey, Supe, where you going?
Hey, Supe, why don't you play us a song?
Hey, Supe. Storm's on top of us.
Hey, Supe. Supe.
Hey, Supe. You have got to try
Hey, we made it. Let's go eat.
Hey, you ever need us, this will help us find you.
Hey, Zoey. Zoey!
Hey! If he says you're eight, you're eight.
Hey! What are you doing?
Hey! What's up? Come on, man!
Hey! You can't talk to Supe like that.
Hey.
Hey. What are you guys doing in here?
Hi.
Hmm...
Ho! That's a spicy meatball!
Hook and ladder? No.
Hot cocoa?
How about a giant spoonful of happiness?
How about a little, um... SPAM brulee?
How can I help you, Commander?
How hard can this be?
How is that smell getting through an SCBA?
Huh? We don't need you!
Huh? What, here?
I am a well respected field scientist!
I am not some pushover that you can get to babysit for you!
I am sending you this text alert...
I am sorry. I will go over here.
I am stuck with these kids overnight.
I appreciate the concern.
I can do it better! Don't... I know I can.
I can do this.
I can no longer hold my tongue.
I can see seven code violations from where I stand.
I can take it from here.
I can't believe that you are Dan Carson's boy.
I can't get ahold of them.
I can't go with you looking at me.
I can't secure the line and hold it.
I could copter us there if you needed me to.
I decided that our spending time together
I did.
I didn't cry. I never cried.
I didn't even know that was a job you could have.
I didn't know you knew anything about fire.
I didn't want you to feel left out.
I don't care about the pancakes! Why'd you let me sleep in?
I don't know any.
I don't know if I'm ready for that, I mean...
I don't know, I'm not into that kind of thing.
I don't know. I...
I don't live here full time. I have a house.
I don't think that's true.
I don't want to see any of you until 0600.
I feel like I've learned a lot from this experience.
I forgot my jammers.
I forgot. I found these outside the depot on the ground.
I get sad...
I got a full audience watching me go down in flames here.
I got contact on Will, ten o'clock!
I got Fluttershy.
I got nothing.
I got this.
I got three civilians in the bravo side of the structure.
I got to call for backup. I need backup!
I got to say, your camping skills,
I got you something, too.
I grew up in a fire depot.
I guess you can take your time.
I had no idea. I'm sorry.
I have an agreement with Cal Fire
I have devoted half of my life to my career.
I have to fill out the most important application of my life.
I have your children.
I haven't flown in a while, okay?
I haven't seen Brynn this happy in...
I hope not.
I just don't show my emotions
I just need your help with a big problem that I have.
I know we got off to a rocky start.
I know what the Safe Haven Law is.
I know you don't owe us any favors,
I know you were asking for a little space lately,
I know you've never believed in yourself, but I do!
I love it.
I mean, it's not just because I'm the only woman in a 100 mile radius, right?
I mean, kids are like fires. You know, you can't...
I mean, the thing she's doing... She's doing that!
I mean, what do they want now?
I need a towel.
I need you to bring up your cameras.
I never imagined I'd have to tell a smokejumper this,
I never slept in a day of my life!
I put out an entire canyon fire with my bare hands.
I saw the door open.
I see you're applying for a big promotion.
I take it these are the children we talked about.
I think I have three second cousins...
I think it's going well.
I think the baby broke your dog.
I think you're good on the ice cream.
I thought I said no monkey... (YELLS)
I thought I was a goner.
I thought you never cried.
I thought you were gonna give us the day to celebrate together.
I told you that!
I told you, attachments, distractions in this line of work?
I understand you're Dan Carson's boy.
I want a story.
I was an accountant.
I was hoping that maybe you would know how
I was just dropping off some puzzles for the kids, and...
I was just showing Will here how to use the, um...
I was just very surprised to see you doing something so fun.
I was just, uh... Looking for a pen.
I was much more comfortable being the backup pilot.
I was too young to remember my mom.
I was working a Class F in southern Idaho,
I was worried they'd freak out on me. They left me in charge,
I was. I told her not to come until tomorrow.
I would like to, but if I see somebody cry, I cry.
I would say that that was sarcasm.
I'd hate for that to be the day she remembers them splitting us up.
I'll be sure to let them know.
I'll call CPS tomorrow,
I'll figure something out.
I'll have my office e mail the application.
I'll make 'em some dinner, and we'll stay out of your hair.
I'll see you Monday.
I'm a smokejumper, which is like a firefighter, but way cooler.
I'm a smokejumper, which, again, is way better.
I'm about to take it from zero to a hundred.
I'm fine.
I'm gonna clip us all together, and we all go at once. Okay?
I'm gonna go put these on a dessert platter.
I'm gonna go. All right, bye. (NERVOUS LAUGHTER)
I'm gonna have to fly. (BREATHING HEAVILY)
I'm gonna save those people,
I'm good. I'm good.
I'm just not. I never have been.
I'm legally bound to take care of you, so that's what I'm gonna do.
I'm literally standing right here.
I'm looking for the best of the best.
I'm not blinking fast.
I'm not dying. I'm never dying.
I'm not gonna use that.
I'm not good with any of that stuff.
I'm ordering you to turn this chopper around.
I'm really impressed with how you took care
I'm really not suited for a leadership role,
I'm stuck. I'm stuck!
I'm sure you wouldn't mind me coming down there Monday morning
I'm trying to think of one... Nope. No.
I've been training here since I was four years old.
I've kept these two out of trouble their entire lives.
I've seen you wrestle a wolverine!
If I get distracted, I can't do this job effectively.
If it's all right with you, I'd rather not.
If we're gonna make it a party, we should make it a good one.
If you can survive in the epicenter of a raging wildfire for days on end,
If you had a fraternity, I wouldn't even join it!
If you hadn't thought to trigger an avalanche.
If you're worried about it, we could just go down there
In an eco lab.
In San Quentin, they only let you watch three shows.
In the words of Stormin' Norman Schwarzkopf,
In this case, less is more. Listen, stop! I don't have time.
In turn, you're gonna ditch the attitude and be obedient,
Is it supposed to smoke like that?
Is that your dad?
Is there any world at all
Is where I did my first one handed pushup.
Is you gotta watch your tone, little sister.
Is you point the action end away from you, right?
It felt like it was really the work of superheroes.
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
It is Superintendent Jake Carson.
It smells a little like carbon dioxide, but it's legit.
It sounds like a dream come true.
It sounds like you're filling out your dull application.
It was so shady and unponyish, I don't even want to go into it.
It would be my privilege to carry on your legacy after you're gone.
It... It's...
It'd be my honor, sir.
It'll work a lot better if you do it.
It's a liberal arts college in Vermont.
It's almost maternal.
It's beautiful.
It's been a while since I've written in my journal. Got it.
It's getting real warm down here. Got me?
It's gonna be done by moi.
It's gonna be okay, Zoey.
It's got spinach in it and everything.
It's just another day at the office.
It's just that those kids, those ninos,
It's just... That's just sarcasm, right? I mean, that's not just me, right?
It's Neil Armstrong. And that's not what he said.
It's not mine. But I'll take it.
It's not your job yet.
It's okay.
It's pouring rain out. Get inside!
It's so...
It's straight to voicemail.
It's the Channel Six news team!
It's the secret ingredient.
It's too dangerous to hike at night,
It's up to us to rescue those people.
It's weird. She usually only likes lullabies from our dad.
It's what my dad and I always dreamed of.
J Dawg, come on, man. That's mad absurd.
Jake, you need to practice letting your guard down.
JAKE: (SIGHING) Finally.
JAKE: Bring it! Come on!
JAKE: Brynn! I'm gonna get a line to you!
JAKE: Can I help you find something?
JAKE: Captain, get in here, stat!
JAKE: He's right.
JAKE: I can't get to the hose!
JAKE: I told you.
JAKE: In Morse Code?
JAKE: It's not funny.
JAKE: No, it's a great idea.
JAKE: Now, I have an application to fill out.
JAKE: Okay, it's late.
JAKE: Watch it.
JAKE: What?
JAKE: Why do I, Jake Carson,
JAKE: Yeah. That's him.
Jalapeno chocolate cake you ever had.
Jalapeno chocolate?
Just got off the phone with CPS.
Just half a klick away.
Just relax, stay cool.
Just tell him, Brynn.
Kid, we got to bail. We got to get out of here.
Killin' it, killin' it!
Kinda takes the surprise out of "surprise inspection"
Learned to fold my dad's parachute in that bunk right there.
Let me know.
Let's celebrate now. Go!
Let's clean this up real good, now. Come on.
Let's disagree to agree, 'cause quotes are my thing.
Let's do this.
Let's get Brynn and Will some stuff, too.
Let's get you to bed. Let's go.
Let's go.
Lieutenant, how bad's the storm?
Lieutenant, show her the kitchen.
Lieutenant, there's cabins down by that lake.
Lieutenant!
Like firemen and smokejumpers?
Listen, Jake, it's been a long day.
Local team says there's this massive storm coming here,
Look at me. Look at me. Stay with me.
Look at that. Look at these stickers on these helmets.
Look at them.
Look, Carson...
Look, I know you don't see it, but...
Look, I'm gonna take full responsibility for this.
Look...
Looks like you're stuck here until Monday!
Looks like your sister needs an oil change.
Lullaby! Lullaby!
Lullaby! Lullaby!
Make it official.
MALE REPORTER: Folks, we are witnessing a live aerial rescue.
Mama!
Mama.
MAN 2: Love being close to you, Supe.
Man down. I'm coming, Supe!
Man, I am so sorry, Supe.
MAN: (OVER RADIO) Incident Command, this is Redding 5
MAN: (OVER RADIO) Roger that.
MAN: Alpha Team! Move! Move!
MAN: Honey, it's really bad. I don't know when...
MAN: Keep rolling, the same spot for John.
MAN: Mmm, I don't know.
Mandatory retirement.
MARK: (WHISPERING) Don't say "act casual" when you're trying to act casual!
MARK: A shirt.
MARK: Hey, Supe, just checking to make sure you're okay.
MARK: Hey!
MARK: How do you know that?
MARK: No, no, no. Whoa, whoa. That's my favorite shirt.
MARK: Now I got it.
MARK: Oh, look, we're off the ground.
MARK: Oh, nice split, Supe.
MARK: Please stop crying!
MARK: She took my keys!
MARK: The roads have dried up and the stores
MARK: There she is, the birthday girl.
MARK: These look toad ally delicious.
MARK: This is beautiful, Brynn!
MARK: Tidy up the depot?
MARK: What's wrong with Pinkie Pie?
MARK: Yeah, put it on, put it on!
MARK: Yummy, yummy to my tummy.
Mark!
Masher, bring me that shirt.
Masher?
Maybe a little gratitude would be helpful.
Maybe don't come at her all aggro next time.
Maybe I listened a little more than I let on.
Maybe just one before dinner.
Maybe the coals aren't hot enough, huh?
Maybe the Yeti was thinking of the kid when he took his eye off the ball.
Maybe we don't hate each other.
Me!
Means you got yourself a date, stud.
MEN: Everywhere!
MEN: Yes, sir!
Mission accomplished.
Mmm!
Mmm... (SIGHS)
Most people would not do that. You're...
Move out!
My abuelita used to make the most delicious
My backpack.
My dad and I used to watch fire shows together.
My dad died on the job when I was a kid.
My dad was an accountant, his father,
My dawgs, come on, come on.
My depot.
My dinner's not gonna microwave itself. (CHUCKLES)
My eye's burning and my lips are on fire!
My grandma always said, never touch your face with...
My hero.
My husband sells insurance!
My Little Pony with your friends.
My men can't even take the chopper to come look for us
My mouth, it's burning! (LAUGHS PAINFULLY)
My name isn't "bud" or "man" or "dude."
My uncle... Oh, my gosh, my aunt...
Nails hurt.
Nature calls. Back in a few.
Never made it back.
No gloves?
No greater honor for a smokejumper than burning to a crisp.
No hugs.
No kids. No crying.
No more boom boom.
No more songs, I'm all tapped out.
No shenanigans on my watch!
No, "in the Kingdom of Equestria, where everything is 20% cooler."
No, don't do that.
No, don't... Don't do that.
No, I'm fine. I'm great. Let's go.
No, I'm not afraid of anything.
No, it doesn't go good.
No, it's not.
No, no, I, uh...
No, put that... Put that down.
No, you didn't! Shut up! Get out of here!
No!
No!
No! No, no. (LAUGHING)
No! No!
No.
No.
No. I think he really likes you.
No. No time for backup, Torres.
No. No, we do what I say and we do it now!
No. Nope.
No. Take Zoey, then Brynn, then me.
No. Wait... Wait! (GRUNTS)
No. Zoey, then you, then me.
No... No! No.
Nobody handles poop better than Supe.
Nobody in the whole world.
Nobody.
Nope.
Nope. Not even one thing about that was right.
Nope. Not happening. No boom boom.
Not even close.
Not good. Not good for morale,
Not that one.
Nothing wrong with it. Just that Pinkie Pie's known
Nothing. I'm just saying that caring for living creatures
Nothing's official yet.
Now get to sleep, or I'm gonna give Axe direct orders
Now I think I've heard enough.
Now my eye's burning.
Now that I say it out loud, I guess we are superheroes.
Now, buck up, Lieutenant.
Now, if I didn't know any better,
Now, the Yeti did the best he could to make that cave a home,
Of achieving everything the Yeti sacrificed for him.
Of course I do. That corner over there
Of course.
Of your brother and sister.
Oh, good.
Oh, gosh, yes, the bike!
Oh, great. Another party guest.
Oh, here he is! Let's wrap this up.
Oh, I know what.
Oh, I sure hope they have a beautiful romance
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Oh, look, you got... You got Rainbow Dash.
Oh, man. Oh!
Oh, my gosh! For crying out loud.
Oh, my gosh. But she's not stopping.
Oh, no, she didn't.
Oh, no, you didn't.
Oh, no. Oh, I see it. I see that the...
Oh, no. Oh, no.
Oh, Rodrigo's SPAM brulee!
Oh, sorry. That's mine. (TEARS PHOTO DOWN)
Oh, that's not mine.
Oh, wait. I have this all...
Oh, yeah. The second I reached the end of my rope.
Oh, yeah...
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! Oh! Oh...
Oh! Okay, baby with a nail gun!
Oh.
Oh. (CHUCKLES)
Oh. (CLEARS THROAT)
Oh. I got to go.
Oh. Oh!
Okay, call me again,
Okay, come on. Get out. Everybody out.
Okay, everybody, we gotta be at the courthouse by 1400...
Okay, fine. I'm getting you out, one by one.
Okay, here.
Okay, I'll be doing the choosing.
Okay, I'm a little rusty, so we got to keep it simple,
Okay, look, it's...
Okay, not the vibe of the room. That's fine.
Okay, now we're gonna reply with something clever.
Okay, she can hold it for a bit.
Okay, stop.
Okay, there's a problem.
Okay, two victims at half a klick.
Okay, uh, nice try.
Okay, well, anything in here is outdated and unfit for use.
Okay? First of all, there's paperwork, interviews, background checks.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. All right.
Okay. Okay.
Okay...
On second thought,
Once upon a time, uh, there was
One day, I'm gonna be a hero, just like you.

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