Heavy Metal Edit

A green jewel they must possess.

A ******* wedding? Okay.

A shadow shall fall over the universe...

A Taarakian has no choice. They must answer.

A Taarakian?

A Taarakian. We have captured a Taarakian.

All I know is that since we found it, people have been dying all around us.

All I needed was a little juice.

All right, all right, I'll marry you. But on one condition:

An ancient relic that my father found in the desert.

And And whatever is causing these mutations...

And for a gorilla, his English wasn't half bad.

And he's never done anything illegal

And my gynecologist appointment is on Wednesday.

And never did there live a kinder, more generous man.

And the spirit of Taarna is transferred across the universe...

And there's beer in the fridge.

And what of the bird?

Anyway, nothing can beat good old American know how...

Are you Captain Lincoln F. Sternn?

Are you from around here?

Are you sure?

As for me, I put it down as a two day ride with one hell of a tip.

As for the theories of interference by alien beings...

As I saw the Loc Nar's glow, I had this real funny feeling.

Before you go any further, pal, I gotta tell you, it's cash upfront.

Big.

Boy, I was pretty good at this stuff.

Boy, was she pissed off.

Burning's too good for him.

But But I'm frightened. I don't trust him.

But first, I had to ditch a couple assholes.

But for some reason, I just couldn't get her off my mind.

But for some reason, this one didn't.

But here, I'm Den.

But I don't understand. We laugh together...

But I have to be at my parents' for dinner tonight.

But I'd feel so guilty.

But if you're really interested in the girl...

But many still seek me out.

But mixed marriages just don't work.

But see how I destroy their lives.

But somehow, hey, this dame got to me.

But the most we can hope for is to get you buried in secrecy...

But the prosecutor's got you cold.

But the Taarakian race is dead...

But when life loses its value and is taken for naught...

But will this Defender answer?

But, Den, with the Loc Nar, you could've returned to Earth.

By the power of the magic Loc Nar placed in your hands...

By the powers of the glowing Loc Nar placed in your idol's hand...

Call the first witness.

Calling Hanover Fiste.

Can I sleep with you?

Can I slit his throat, Your Majesty?

Come forth, Ullatec!

Come forth, Ullatec. I demand it.

Come on, baby, let's see what's under there.

Come on, Stefan. Drop the fuckers and let's get the hell out of here.

Come.

Death to all who oppose us!

Death!

Death.

Do not sacrifice yourself.

Do not try to escape.

Do you still say this has nothing to do with the green radiation from space?

Doctor, answer me that, please.

Doctor, is it true that the president pulled you off the Jupiter Six project...

Does it?

Doesn't talk much, does she?

Don't hold your breath, pal.

Don't play dumb with me, cabby. You showed up at the station...

Don't you take it.

Dr. Anrak, six more mutants were sighted in Arizona this morning.

Earth women who experience sexual ecstasy with mechanical assistance...

Earth? I, too, am from Earth.

Eighteen years of nothing, and now twice in one day. What a place.

Elder, they're in the hall!

Elder, we must arm ourselves.

Even in death, my powers continue.

Even in death, my powers continue.

Even when someone has the strength to discard me...

Excellent. You are worthy to serve me.

Father!

Fiend! You make love to me while your accomplice steals my scepter.

Forget it.

From one war to another, my influence is always present.

From our very beginning, it was ordained...

From within.

Give me a break!

Give me the girl or die.

Goddamn illegal aliens.

Good landing, man.

Good luck, Den.

Good nyborg.

Good.

Grant me your strength in return for a living mortal sacrifice.

Guard post ahead. We must go underground.

Guards, castrate him.

Guards! Take him! Hold him still. I will kill him myself.

Guess we turned it up a little too high.

Hanging's too good for him.

Hanover....

Harry?

Harry.

Have her bound and washed.

He said he'd give me 300,000 Krono dollars for it.

He's always been a good, law abiding citizen

He's an overflowing cup, filled with the very cream of human goodness.

He's dead. Get the girl.

He's nothing but a low down, double dealing...

Hell, my constituents are turning green.

Help me! Please!

Here is your sacrifice.

Hey, baby, we're rich.

Hey, do we have any of that Plutonian nyborg left?

Hey, hey, Hanover, take it easy. I'm sure we can talk this over.

Hey, kiss my ass, will you?

Hey, look. A new one.

Hey, relax, sister, there's a cop station up here.

Hey, she's tough.

Hey, you free?

Him.

Hiya, Harry.

Holden, are you okay?

How am I gonna fix this guy? He's fucked.

How do you plead?

How you doing, Harry?

I already have a boyfriend, but....

I am Ard...

I am Hanover Fiste.

I am the sum of all evils.

I am.

I could see why they made this guy their leader.

I demand you return me to my office immediately.

I didn't know whether to believe her or not.

I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't know who these assholes were...

I forgot, are you circumcised?

I got an angle.

I gotta put this asshole back together.

I had no idea what she was talking about.

I have chosen you...

I have no reward to give you...

I just hoped her body was working as good as mine.

I kept thinking I was gonna run out of air, but my new body worked great.

I knew I was good, but I didn't know I was that good.

I knew she was gonna be nothing but trouble.

I know what a Loc Nar is. It's my Loc Nar.

I like it better here.

I promised him 35,000 zuleks to testify on my behalf.

I read in Faraday's Life of the Planets that smaller ones like this...

I represent a group of investors from a nearby planet...

I think you're going a little high, man.

I told you, Charlie, I got an angle.

I told you, I'm an American citizen. I I just lost my papers or something.

I wanna get rid of it, Harry.

I want a ******* wedding.

I want her dead!

I want this to be over. I talked to Rudnick.

I want you to steal the sacred Loc Nar.

I wanted to find out where they'd taken Katherine...

I wanted to make some conversation, but I found my new self...

I was experimenting with natural electricity...

I was scared for a while, you know.

I wouldn't do that if I were you.

I'd like to, Harry, but I've made other plans.

I'll come along for 50 percent of the take.

I'll do it for 20 bucks.

I'll get right to the point, Mr. Canyon.

I'll kill him. Kill!

I'm afraid that I'll come home one day and find you screwing the toaster.

I'm taking it all.

I've chosen you because you possess powers...

I've never felt anything like it.

If there's one thing I know, it's how to drive when I'm stoned.

If you please me, I may let you live.

If you refuse, you die, she dies, everybody dies.

In all the time I've known him, he's never done anything immoral.

In fact, Dr. Anrak has just come in, so let's hear what he has to say.

In some worlds, I'm worshipped as God.

In the halls, quickly. We must do something.

It all started when I found the green meteorite.

It could bring great peace to all the troubled people of this land.

It has been ordained.

It is in their blood.

It is Taarna, of the blood of Taarak the Defender, the last of the race...

It really turned me on.

It was just like the ball I dug up in the yard.

It works!

It's in the transmitter compartment.

It's more likely just an isolated biological phenomen

It's okay, Charlie. I got an angle.

It's okay, man.

It's worth a fortune, especially to the Venusians.

Jeez.

Just stay with me.

Kill it.

Kill them.

Kill!

Like, you know your perspective's fucked...

Lincoln Sternn, you stand here accused...

Listen, cabbie, you hear from her, you call us.

Listen, nobody's gonna find you here.

Listen, Sternn, change the plea to guilty.

Loc Nar.

Look again.

Look at me.

Look at my clothes.

Look deep into me.

Look into me one final time.

Look, we're different, okay? Let's leave it at that.

Lost him.

Maybe she wants to fight.

Meet female acquaintance at Statue of Liberty, 4:00.

Message for Harry Canyon. Will you accept the charges?

Mount the bats!

My evil corrupts the most innocent.

My name is Katherine Wells, and I'm from the British colony of Gibraltar.

My name is Rudnick.

My name's Harry Canyon. I drive a cab.

My power infests all times, all galaxies...

My stories are almost over.

My whips.

Nelson?

Neverwhere is a troubled land.

No hair.

No problem, man.

No!

No!

No!

No!

No! You'll ruin everything.

No. No!

Nobody touches Harry Canyon unless I want them to.

Norl!

Normally, I'd be dead by now.

Normally, my rule's don't get involved.

Not anymore. Would you like a drink?

Not guilty? Are you nuts?

Not guilty.

Now Ard will perform the sacrifice.

Now he's dead.

Now they're even talking about letting in lowlifes from other planets too.

Now we separate.

Now, let's see.

Now!

Of course you would.

Oh, great.

Oh, great. I've been programmed to be fully proficient in sexual activities.

Oh, nice job.

Oh, shit. Just what I needed.

Oh, typical robot.

Oh, yeah. Instability zone. You're stuck here.

Okay, Hanover, you've had this coming.

Okay, sucker, hand over your cash.

Okay.

Okay. I'll keep you covered.

On Earth, I'm nobody.

One of Taarak's blood can do much.

One? What good is one?

Or maybe it was her first time with a New Yorker, I don't know.

Or maybe she wants to take us all on.

Please, Dr. Anrak! Dr. Anrak!

Please, the green radiations from space....

Prepare the fliers! I want his head!

Pretty, but dumb.

Pretty. Pretty.

Pull him down. I'll put an arrow through his head.

Pull over.

Really?

Right 12 degrees.

Run!

Scum center of the world.

See my evil destroy your race.

See?

Senator, we have no proof...

She couldn't take it, huh?

She doesn't have to talk for what I wanna do with her.

She had the most beautiful eyes.

She has the marks, Holiness. I saw them.

She was okay, just a little greedy.

She's the queen. She can do whatever she wants.

Shit.

Shut up. Shut up!

Silence!

Skip, something's following us.

So help yourself, all right?

So here I was, stuck with this beautiful girl.

So I brought it to my room, stuck it in my rock collection and forgot about it.

So this is the Taarakian.

Some say that the race is not dead, that one still lives.

Somehow, I thought it would be more difficult...

Someone always finds me.

Something inside me told me.... Was a sucker play.

Sorry, 16 inches long.

Sounded reasonable to me.

State your name for the record.

Sternn!

Sternn.

Stop! I have.... I have something better in mind.

Stop. End message.

Stupid asshole.

Sucker play or not, I must have turned her on something fierce...

Taarak the Defender? His race is dead.

Taarna.

Taarna.

Taarna.

Taarna.

Taarna.

Taarna.

Thank you, Mr. Canyon. Good day.

Thank you, Your Majesty.

Thank you.

Thanks for nothing.

Thanks, Hanover.

Thanks, man.

That was incredible.

That's what all the excitement's about?

The burning smell kept reminding me I shouldn't have got involved.

The city is burning.

The first Earth chick we see in 10 years...

The girl!

The girl. Had to be her.

The Loc Nar.

The Loc Nar.

The Loc Nar....

The one who dared to steal the female sacrifice from the queen.

The paltry armies of the universe are but playthings to me.

The price is fair, but they're starting to get very restless.

The prosecution calls Hanover Fiste.

The rest will move through the walls...

The rising moon climaxes our love, Den.

The sacrifice to Ullatec can only be performed...

The U.N. building.

Then prepare to die.

Then the lights came on. Talk about embarrassing.

Then...

There they are.

There was no way I was gonna walk around this place...

There was no way I'd get a chick like this back on Earth.

There was only one problem.

There was something about her. An element of danger.

There's something or someone up there in space...

They They wanted it, but my My father wouldn't tell them...

They cannot defend anyone.

They probably went back to Earth. Boy, will Mom be surprised.

They split us up and took me to this weird castle type place.

They talk of the beast who prowls these catacombs...

They tell me you are Den of Earth.

They think it has spiritual powers.

They'll kill me next. I'm the only one who knows where it is. They'll....

They're at the door.

They're growing arms on their backs.

They're here!

They're killing everyone. We must escape.

Think this is enough?

Thirty three, 34...

This always happens.

This guy Norl seemed to know what he was doing.

This guy was a shrimp, so I figured I'd play it tough.

This is Norl, my bravest warrior.

This looked like something right out of The Ten Commandments.

This time you die, Taarakian bitch!

This was great.

Thousand bucks a day for a full investigation...

Three hundred grand is a lot of dough.

Throw her in.

Throw yourself on the mercy of the court.

To defend, this is the pact.

To the council chambers!

Too late. Molecular Molecular instabilities...

Transcom Message Service.

Ullatec

Ullatec

Ullatec

Ullatec, now give me your power.

Unless maybe the preschoolers' prostitute ring.

Unless you count all the times he sold dope disguised as a nun.

Very few escape my grasp.

Very reassuring, very reassuring.

Wait. Wait for me.

We are not a race of warriors.

We are statesmen and scientists.

We must fight.

We will summon the Defender together.

We're hit pretty bad, Skip.

We're underneath the castle moat.

Well, aren't we fierce?

Well, what I wanna know is, what's the Army doing about this?

Well, who is this last Defender? How can he be summoned?

Well, you may not believe this, but I'm from another world...

What a joke. They turned it into low rent housing. It's a dump.

What angle?

What are they saying?

What did they wanna snuff you for anyway?

What did you bring me?

What do you mean, different?

What do you say we take a trip? Hey, just the two of us.

What he does not know will not hurt him.

What is it?

What is this? Doctor!

What the hell's happening back there?

What? Is he kidding?

What? Where?

What'd they do that for?

When she looked at me like that...

When we got to New York, my father hid it.

When you see her, tell her that time is running out.

Where am I?

Where is the girl?

Where you from, baby?

Who's gonna pay for the dry cleaning?

Whoever gets the Loc Nar first will return it to Ard.

Why can't we get married?

Will you help me?

With your death, I break the chain for all time.

Yeah, get in.

Yeah, hang on.

Yeah, New York. Big deal.

Yeah, sure.

Yeah, yeah. I'm coming back, Skip.

Yeah. Hey, here's a dollar.

Yeah. Just one bag.

Yes, I know Captain Sternn.

Yes, slit his throat.

Yes, Your Holiness.

You and Korg take this door into the queen's quarters.

You are in my control.

You can have anything you want.

You can sleep on the couch if you want.

You can tell them....

You cannot destroy me.

You could have the power of Ullatec. You could be ruler of all these people.

You don't, you're dead. Understand?

You have any diet soda?

You know the defendant, Captain Sternn?

You know, even though she would've killed me, I kind of felt sorry for her.

You okay to land this thing?

You saved my life.

You think you can do better? Punk.

You will go with him to the queen's castle and steal the Loc Nar.

You'd better go back and see how bad it is.

You'll feel better after a glass of fresh blo aak.

You'll find them over there, beyond the oasis...

You'll have to do better than that.

You'll just have to trust me.

You'll see.

You're as guilty as a cat in a goldfish bowl.

You've had your first lesson, young one.

Your Majesty, the Loc Nar is missing! Stolen!

Your strength has brought great peace to my restless body.

a community conscious individual.

of the Federation, and And

Are you sure this is what you want? Positive.

But only I can awaken her. What do you want of me?

Can you keep her in the air, Skip? Yeah. Yeah, sure.

Come with me. Jeez, not again.

Do you want to go steady? Gee, I don't know.

Doctor? First of all, there's no cause for alarm.

Give it to me. The Loc Nar's mine.

Hanover Fiste. Calling Hanover Fiste.

Hanover.... He should be torn...

It is a sign. Yes, a sign.

It's nothing, boss. And, Hanover.

Katherine! Den!

Kill them! Kill them both! The Loc Nar is mine!

My place. They'd have killed me if not for you.

No, go for broke. Good thinking, man.

Nosedive! Nosedive!

Plead guilty. Shut up, Charlie.

Police. What do you want? I wanna report a murder.

She's dead. Actually, no. She's sleeping.

Sorry, man. You're sorry. What about me?

Stupid bitch. Get away from me. Give it to me.

Thank goodness. That's a relief.

Then I will give you the girl. And if I refuse?

Well, if I have a choice, I'll take death. So be it.

What else is new? Hey, you gonna let me in or what?

What is it? It's some kind of green meteorite.

What is this Loc Nar? The queen's glowing sphere, fool.

What must I do? Satisfy my appetites.

Where am I? Hey, who's the chick?

Where did they go? They're gone. That's all that matters.

Where to, pal? The U.N. building.

Where's the girl? Come on. Not again.

Where's the girl? Where ? What ? What girl?

Yeah, sure. Sure.

Yes? Goodbye.

...14 counts of armed theft of Federation property...

...18 counts of fraud...

...22 counts of piracy in high space...

...35,000 zuleks.

...37 counts of ****...

...all around the spacecraft. You cannot leave.

...all dimensions.

...always tend to feel guilty.

...and a new Taarakian is born...

...and death will come from the skies.

...and enter her chamber from the other side.

...and evil will grow in its path...

...and he's gotta make a play for her.

...and I was giving this broad the stars and stripes forever.

...and must be summoned as my forefathers summoned Taarak himself:

...and now I'm the only one.

...and one moving violation.

...and the power of evil is contained...

...and voters have a right to know about it.

...and with the storm warnings up, I figured tonight I'd hit the jackpot.

...another thou if the assailant is caught. Understand?

...are supposed to burn up when they enter the atmosphere.

...are the only intelligent, technically advanced civilization...

...asking the same old stupid questions.

...backstabbing, larcenous, perverted worm.

...because this dame was going for broke.

...because you are the future who could destroy me.

...bring her to me.

...but if any part of me pleases your senses...

...but none of these guys seemed to speak English.

...but they sure picked a bad time to show up.

...by the possessor of the sacred Loc Nar.

...care for each other. We have highly proficient sex.

...extinct.

...for another generation...

...from a place called Earth.

...I command you.

...I demand you come forth, Ullatec!

...I knew I couldn't say no.

...I would give it to you willingly.

...I've had her encased in glass.

...into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!

...is not from outer space.

...it is my firm opinion that we on Earth...

...my power is not diminished.

...of 12 counts of murder in the first degree...

...present in the universe.

...so you could investigate those mutations?

...so you just gotta let your hands work the controls as if you're straight.

...so your grave don't get violated.

...supreme leader of the revolution and the next ruler of the world.

...that the warrior race of Taarak the Defender...

...that these mutations are the result of interference from outer space.

...then the pact is to avenge.

...to a new Defender...

...to capture a Taarakian.

...to protect the next.

...towards the green glow.

...who wish to purchase something from the young lady.

...with a broad over your shoulder. Where is she?

...with a fierce hunger and sharp teeth 6 inches long.

...with my dork hanging out.

...would aid us in times of need. This was the pact.

...you do not yet understand.