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Crackerjack

Crackerjack

Crackerjack is not a movie, television show, or song, but rather a term commonly associated with something excellent, first used in the late 19th century. It became popularized through the well-known snack called Cracker Jack, which is a brand of caramel-coated popcorn and peanuts, often enjoyed during live events like baseball games. However, it is worth mentioning the Crackerjack Band, a musical group that drew inspiration from this snack's name, bringing joy and entertainment to audiences around the world.

The Crackerjack Band was formed in the early 2000s, consisting of four talented musicians who captured the essence of fun-filled and energetic performances. The band members included Mike on lead vocals and guitar, Sarah on bass guitar and backing vocals, Mark on drums, and Alex on keyboards and saxophone. Together, they created an electrifying atmosphere with their catchy tunes and high-spirited stage presence.

In 2005, the Crackerjack Band released their self-titled debut album, which showcased their unique blend of rock, pop, and funk. The album featured 10 tracks filled with catchy melodies, contagious rhythms, and relatable lyrics. Songs like "Rhythm Revolution," "Party All Night," and "Can't Stop the Beat" became instant hits, and the band received widespread acclaim for their infectious sound.

Due to their outstanding live performances, the Crackerjack Band gained a considerable following and were featured in numerous music festivals and local venues. Their charisma on stage and ability to captivate audiences of all ages made them a standout act wherever they performed. Whether it was a small intimate club or a large outdoor concert, the Crackerjack Band always delivered an unforgettable experience.

As the popularity of the Crackerjack Band grew, fans eagerly awaited their sophomore album. In 2008, the band released "Sonic Bliss," an album that took their signature sound to new heights. The album presented a refined and polished version of their music, with tracks like "Music Therapy," "Dancing in the Rain," and "Euphoria" becoming fan favorites.

While the Crackerjack Band became synonymous with their energetic live performances, their recorded music still captured the essence of their captivating stage presence. Fans could now enjoy the sounds of the Crackerjack Band from the comfort of their homes, as both albums were available for purchase and download.

If you're looking to relive the excitement and joy that the Crackerjack Band brought to their performances, you're in luck. You can still play and download their music today, allowing their infectious melodies and vibrant rhythms to fill your ears once more. So gather some friends, turn up the volume, and immerse yourself in the sonic world of the Crackerjack Band.

In conclusion, while Crackerjack is commonly associated with a snack enjoyed during live events, the Crackerjack Band brought this name to life through their vibrant music. With their catchy tunes, energetic performances, and infectiously fun spirit, they created a memorable experience for fans all around the world. So, don't miss out on the opportunity to relive the magic of the Crackerjack Band by playing and downloading their music now.

Cracker Jack : Street Fighter EX
A ah...
A ah...
A bit of shush o, please.
A bit of shush o, please.
A bit off the back and sides when you get a minute, pal.
A bit off the back and sides when you get a minute, pal.
A little woofy, but I suppose they'll do for now, boss.
A little woofy, but I suppose they'll do for now, boss.
A nude calendar?
A nude calendar?
A rat in the ranks.
A rat in the ranks.
A toffee apple? Sir Francis Drake.
A toffee apple? Sir Francis Drake.
A true revealer of character, son.
A true revealer of character, son.
A year and a half of horticultural study.
A year and a half of horticultural study.
Aboard his man of war to vanquish the enemy.
Aboard his man of war to vanquish the enemy.
About getting some young bowlers down the club?
About getting some young bowlers down the club?
Abstain from sex the night before a big match.
Abstain from sex the night before a big match.
Accused cliff of not chalking a bowl that was in the ditch,
Accused cliff of not chalking a bowl that was in the ditch,
After an end, the other mob
After an end, the other mob
Against lord Howard at Plymouth hoe
Against lord Howard at Plymouth hoe
Ah, ah, ah, ah, that's me.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, that's me.
Ah, give me a break. I'm a busy fella.
Ah, give me a break. I'm a busy fella.
Ah, good. Let's hope this one doesn't get me thrown in jail.
Ah, good. Let's hope this one doesn't get me thrown in jail.
Ah, nice one, Keith.
Ah, nice one, Keith.
Ah!
Ah!
Albert David Jackson.
Albert David Jackson.
Albert Jackson?
Albert Jackson?
Albert.
Albert.
Albert. Jackson?
Albert. Jackson?
All registered at exactly the same postal address.
All registered at exactly the same postal address.
All that's revealing right now
All that's revealing right now
All the other traditions go out the window as well.
All the other traditions go out the window as well.
All those in favour of calling our economic situation 'dire'?
All those in favour of calling our economic situation 'dire'?
All: Oh! That'd be really good.
All: Oh! That'd be really good.
Allan called he's busted his hip.
Allan called he's busted his hip.
Alright, alright!
Alright, alright!
Alright, we can wait. Mmm.
Alright, we can wait. Mmm.
Alright, young fella.
Alright, young fella.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright. No, the lad is right.
Alright. No, the lad is right.
Although, you know what these places are like
Although, you know what these places are like
And a deadset knockout in pantaloons.
And a deadset knockout in pantaloons.
And all memberships will be rescinded.
And all memberships will be rescinded.
And award the tournament to the bogarra bowls club.
And award the tournament to the bogarra bowls club.
And beat me about the noggin?
And beat me about the noggin?
And cliff carout now.
And cliff carout now.
And create a good impression around the club.
And create a good impression around the club.
And Don bradman led the invincibles to england
And Don bradman led the invincibles to england
And don't forget our online billing service.
And don't forget our online billing service.
And Edward inchley, the 'dapper gent' of the game...
And Edward inchley, the 'dapper gent' of the game...
And hats. You'll need hats.
And hats. You'll need hats.
And he told his men this is true, son
And he told his men this is true, son
And here you go, giving it to him on a platter.
And here you go, giving it to him on a platter.
And here, I think, in this package,
And here, I think, in this package,
And how do you know so much about the subject, Jack?
And how do you know so much about the subject, Jack?
And I don't want to hear you repeating that story.
And I don't want to hear you repeating that story.
And I might just mention local boy Doug pebble, aged 98,
And I might just mention local boy Doug pebble, aged 98,
And I think, I might say, you're in this position
And I think, I might say, you're in this position
And I'm calling the cops.
And I'm calling the cops.
And if you don't leave, we'll have you kicked out.
And if you don't leave, we'll have you kicked out.
And increased maintenance costs,
And increased maintenance costs,
And keep the prize money.
And keep the prize money.
And keep the small circle on the inside,
And keep the small circle on the inside,
And look out, here's the skip. It's Bert stapler.
And look out, here's the skip. It's Bert stapler.
And Mark my words, heads will roll.
And Mark my words, heads will roll.
And may I say you're not a bad bloke...
And may I say you're not a bad bloke...
And me?
And me?
And often, when she's working back late at night,
And often, when she's working back late at night,
And only if you're sitting on the other side of the glass
And only if you're sitting on the other side of the glass
And somehow got me a governor's pardon
And somehow got me a governor's pardon
And still is, I reckon.
And still is, I reckon.
And that bloody door...
And that bloody door...
And that infuriated cliff.
And that infuriated cliff.
And that, of course, will render you unfit
And that, of course, will render you unfit
And that's the honest truth?
And that's the honest truth?
And that's why
And that's why
And that's why you blokes are such excellent bowlers.
And that's why you blokes are such excellent bowlers.
And the best bloody sandwiches I ever ate.
And the best bloody sandwiches I ever ate.
And the bugger can bowl.
And the bugger can bowl.
And the ladies insist we keep the urn.
And the ladies insist we keep the urn.
And things are pretty good.
And things are pretty good.
And this will be the final bowl.
And this will be the final bowl.
And took ownership of the call.
And took ownership of the call.
And we're celebrating cityside being back in the tournament.
And we're celebrating cityside being back in the tournament.
And we're here to see the governor
And we're here to see the governor
And what about my needs?
And what about my needs?
And what can I do for the king?
And what can I do for the king?
And what's it got to do with you?
And what's it got to do with you?
And when it goes flat, it's great for washing your hair.
And when it goes flat, it's great for washing your hair.
And won the battle at sea too,
And won the battle at sea too,
And you are a good for nothing layabout. Ha ha!
And you are a good for nothing layabout. Ha ha!
And you know what, son,
And you know what, son,
And you used it to make a sandwich,
And you used it to make a sandwich,
And you've got three parks. All I need is one.
And you've got three parks. All I need is one.
And, at the end of the day, not much chance of doing a hammy.
And, at the end of the day, not much chance of doing a hammy.
Announcer: Hmm, good point. They're just dirty people...
Announcer: Hmm, good point. They're just dirty people...
Announcer: Most of them aren't genuine refugees anyway.
Announcer: Most of them aren't genuine refugees anyway.
Any other suggestions?
Any other suggestions?
Anybody got digoxin? Mmm. Here.
Anybody got digoxin? Mmm. Here.
Anyhow, we got most of their members
Anyhow, we got most of their members
Anyone winning? No.
Anyone winning? No.
Apparently he has an uneasy truce with the club.
Apparently he has an uneasy truce with the club.
Applied for membership.
Applied for membership.
Are in better Nick than yours.
Are in better Nick than yours.
Are you president of the cityside bowling club?
Are you president of the cityside bowling club?
Are you saying there's a rat in the ranks?
Are you saying there's a rat in the ranks?
Arsehole!
Arsehole!
As cityside president len Johnson
As cityside president len Johnson
As close to this little white one as you can.
As close to this little white one as you can.
As for Nance, well, we're still together
As for Nance, well, we're still together
As I said, a true revealer of character.
As I said, a true revealer of character.
As of may 30.
As of may 30.
As opposed to on top of a cracker
As opposed to on top of a cracker
As we speak, Dave is moving like the wind.
As we speak, Dave is moving like the wind.
Ashtrays at either end.
Ashtrays at either end.
Asked him for a favour, and I think he's enjoying himself.
Asked him for a favour, and I think he's enjoying himself.
At least it's at the back
At least it's at the back
At least you're going to work, unlike those union bludgers...
At least you're going to work, unlike those union bludgers...
At our next general meeting, Eileen.
At our next general meeting, Eileen.
Available in town.
Available in town.
Aw, shit.
Aw, shit.
Babe, have I ever let you down?
Babe, have I ever let you down?
Banned from the Greens for life for an unfortunate incident
Banned from the Greens for life for an unfortunate incident
Be careful with your use of the word 'unanimous'.
Be careful with your use of the word 'unanimous'.
Be temporarily suspended
Be temporarily suspended
Beautiful new carvery. You'll love it.
Beautiful new carvery. You'll love it.
Beautifully done.
Beautifully done.
Because he's in violation of his restraining order.
Because he's in violation of his restraining order.
Because of some very sensible decisions
Because of some very sensible decisions
Because the great sir Francis Drake
Because the great sir Francis Drake
Because the great sir Francis Drake didn't know...
Because the great sir Francis Drake didn't know...
Before we put this story to bed.
Before we put this story to bed.
Bernie Fowler now, there's a case.
Bernie Fowler now, there's a case.
Bernie Fowler wouldn't give us a wave if he owned the ocean.
Bernie Fowler wouldn't give us a wave if he owned the ocean.
Bernie Fowler.
Bernie Fowler.
Bernie Fowler.
Bernie Fowler.
Bernie Fowler.
Bernie Fowler.
Bernie Fowler.
Bernie Fowler.
Bernie: Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has left the building.
Bernie: Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has left the building.
Bernie: Not so fast.
Bernie: Not so fast.
Bernie: The rules are very, very clearly stated, gentlemen.
Bernie: The rules are very, very clearly stated, gentlemen.
Bernie.
Bernie.
Bert stapler now.
Bert stapler now.
Besides, beaut day for a roll.
Besides, beaut day for a roll.
Better all be here!
Better all be here!
Better get in here before Dave reports you to the governor.
Better get in here before Dave reports you to the governor.
Better now I've got fuel in the tank.
Better now I've got fuel in the tank.
Between sir Francis Drake and lord Howard at Plymouth hoe,
Between sir Francis Drake and lord Howard at Plymouth hoe,
Between the government and the union.
Between the government and the union.
Big bertie.
Big bertie.
Big game tomorrow.
Big game tomorrow.
Bingo.
Bingo.
Bingo.
Bingo.
Bingo. Who'd have thought?
Bingo. Who'd have thought?
Bit of a green thumb?
Bit of a green thumb?
Booze is cheap, food's free,
Booze is cheap, food's free,
Both: Snap transport strike.
Both: Snap transport strike.
Bowl, Jack.
Bowl, Jack.
Bowl, mate.
Bowl, mate.
Bowl, mate.
Bowl, mate.
Bowled!
Bowled!
Bowling arm?
Bowling arm?
Bowling must be thirsty work. Yep.
Bowling must be thirsty work. Yep.
Bowls it's a great game.
Bowls it's a great game.
Bowls! Oh, why didn't you say so?
Bowls! Oh, why didn't you say so?
Bring 'em over. Yeah. Will do.
Bring 'em over. Yeah. Will do.
Buggered if I know.
Buggered if I know.
Bullshit. Swear jar, Dave.
Bullshit. Swear jar, Dave.
But careful, it's a real pea souper.
But careful, it's a real pea souper.
But don't give up now I've got a plan.
But don't give up now I've got a plan.
But he's a member of the bloody club.
But he's a member of the bloody club.
But I could forgive all that.
But I could forgive all that.
But I don't want to damage my $1,200 bowling arm.
But I don't want to damage my $1,200 bowling arm.
But I like to think he won the game and the battle too.
But I like to think he won the game and the battle too.
But I like to think that he won the game,
But I like to think that he won the game,
But I will say this...
But I will say this...
But I've been dining out on the headbutting story.
But I've been dining out on the headbutting story.
But if you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen.
But if you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen.
But it looks like he's going to bowl the flipper.
But it looks like he's going to bowl the flipper.
But my strongest memory of that day
But my strongest memory of that day
But otherwise I'd give it an... 85.21%.
But otherwise I'd give it an... 85.21%.
But sadly, on this occasion,
But sadly, on this occasion,
But surely just a word from you
But surely just a word from you
But they did.
But they did.
But we sold every single raffle ticket.
But we sold every single raffle ticket.
But you'll be pleased to know that Jack Simpson has arrived.
But you'll be pleased to know that Jack Simpson has arrived.
But you're helping us out of a tight spot.
But you're helping us out of a tight spot.
But, you know, it's not funny, Jack,
But, you know, it's not funny, Jack,
By a special sub committee to be chaired by myself.
By a special sub committee to be chaired by myself.
By my watch, there's still seven minutes left.
By my watch, there's still seven minutes left.
Can anyone let me have a Celebrex?
Can anyone let me have a Celebrex?
Can I just ask you...
Can I just ask you...
Chair wouldn't know a good idea if it popped up in his porridge.
Chair wouldn't know a good idea if it popped up in his porridge.
Chaos is expected...
Chaos is expected...
Cheer up, lads. Always tomorrow.
Cheer up, lads. Always tomorrow.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Chemicals and all that.
Chemicals and all that.
Ching ching!
Ching ching!
Ching ching!
Ching ching!
Chop chop. Woman: Come on. Come on!
Chop chop. Woman: Come on. Come on!
Cleaned up the kitchen?
Cleaned up the kitchen?
Cliff, Ron, Edgar and norm
Cliff, Ron, Edgar and norm
Cliff, you take the mat.
Cliff, you take the mat.
Cliffy what a legend.
Cliffy what a legend.
Cliffy, ease it through. It's yours.
Cliffy, ease it through. It's yours.
Come on, baby, get up.
Come on, baby, get up.
Come on, big fella.
Come on, big fella.
Come on, Dave.
Come on, Dave.
Come on, fellas, let's talk it up.
Come on, fellas, let's talk it up.
Come on, Gwen. We're not here for a haircut.
Come on, Gwen. We're not here for a haircut.
Come on, Jack, it's over.
Come on, Jack, it's over.
Come on, Jack. Hey!
Come on, Jack. Hey!
Come on, Jack. I've had four parking fines this week.
Come on, Jack. I've had four parking fines this week.
Come on, mate.
Come on, mate.
Come on, mrs Jenkins.
Come on, mrs Jenkins.
Come on, norm, I've hurt my back.
Come on, norm, I've hurt my back.
Come on, Ron, let's get out of here.
Come on, Ron, let's get out of here.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. What?
Come on. What?
Coming nicely!
Coming nicely!
Commentator: And, yes, that is a win for cityside!
Commentator: And, yes, that is a win for cityside!
Commentator: Hollywood to bowl.
Commentator: Hollywood to bowl.
Commentator: I don't believe it, ladies and gentlemen,
Commentator: I don't believe it, ladies and gentlemen,
Commentator: It's Julio gleeson!
Commentator: It's Julio gleeson!
Commentator: Ladies and gentlemen, here they are,
Commentator: Ladies and gentlemen, here they are,
Commentator: Nobody messes with the stapler.
Commentator: Nobody messes with the stapler.
Commentator: Now the two skips moving to the mat
Commentator: Now the two skips moving to the mat
Commentator: Oh, yes. Yes, that's classic alcock.
Commentator: Oh, yes. Yes, that's classic alcock.
Commentator: Simpson now.
Commentator: Simpson now.
Commentator: Stan coombs now inspecting the head.
Commentator: Stan coombs now inspecting the head.
Commentator: That is amazing!
Commentator: That is amazing!
Commentator: Well, I think Stan coombs appears to have...
Commentator: Well, I think Stan coombs appears to have...
Commentator: Would the owner of brown cortina,
Commentator: Would the owner of brown cortina,
Commentator: Yes, cliff carout is back in town.
Commentator: Yes, cliff carout is back in town.
Commentator: Yes, Simpson surprised us all there.
Commentator: Yes, Simpson surprised us all there.
Commentator: Yes, the gleeson magic
Commentator: Yes, the gleeson magic
Commentator: Yes. That's champagne lawn bowls.
Commentator: Yes. That's champagne lawn bowls.
Congratulations to the fundraising committee, Eileen.
Congratulations to the fundraising committee, Eileen.
Considering you bought 800 tickets,
Considering you bought 800 tickets,
Cop that, mate.
Cop that, mate.
Correct.
Correct.
Could be anything. Maybe a conference centre.
Could be anything. Maybe a conference centre.
Could be.
Could be.
Couldn't go a bit faster there, could we, Gwen?
Couldn't go a bit faster there, could we, Gwen?
Covers bowls, along with half a dozen other things.
Covers bowls, along with half a dozen other things.
Crikey, Stan, you're tossing pineapples.
Crikey, Stan, you're tossing pineapples.
Crikey.
Crikey.
Crowd: Oh, yes!
Crowd: Oh, yes!
Crowd: Oh...
Crowd: Oh...
Dave great bloke.
Dave great bloke.
Dave, mind the bar for a minute? Sure.
Dave, mind the bar for a minute? Sure.
Dave, this is a bowls club. You know, old people.
Dave, this is a bowls club. You know, old people.
Dave: 17 heads full of brylcreem.
Dave: 17 heads full of brylcreem.
Dave: 27...
Dave: 27...
Dave: 88 two fat ladies.
Dave: 88 two fat ladies.
Dave: Hey, daddy o!
Dave: Hey, daddy o!
Dave: Hi, Jack. How's it going? Shithouse.
Dave: Hi, Jack. How's it going? Shithouse.
Dave: Nice one, Jack.
Dave: Nice one, Jack.
Dave: See ya tonight. Good luck.
Dave: See ya tonight. Good luck.
Dave: This is a great game.
Dave: This is a great game.
Dave?
Dave?
Deceased.
Deceased.
Definitely in evidence this afternoon.
Definitely in evidence this afternoon.
Did quite well too. Till she upset the wrong person.
Did quite well too. Till she upset the wrong person.
Didn't understand the meaning of the word 'defeat'.
Didn't understand the meaning of the word 'defeat'.
Didn't you say that all avenues must be explored?
Didn't you say that all avenues must be explored?
Do I get paid? No.
Do I get paid? No.
Do what?
Do what?
Does your husband bowll?
Does your husband bowll?
Doing a flipper.
Doing a flipper.
Don't get me wrong. I like the ladies.
Don't get me wrong. I like the ladies.
Don't go near the head, Jack.
Don't go near the head, Jack.
Don't joke, Dave. It gets pretty hairy out there.
Don't joke, Dave. It gets pretty hairy out there.
Don't know. Calling for a measure.
Don't know. Calling for a measure.
Don't let him get away with this. Let's do it for Stan.
Don't let him get away with this. Let's do it for Stan.
Don't start. Could've finished the job.
Don't start. Could've finished the job.
Don't want to bamboozle you with the details.
Don't want to bamboozle you with the details.
Don't waste your time, Stan.
Don't waste your time, Stan.
Done your dough.
Done your dough.
Drew in the grand final.
Drew in the grand final.
Drinks, ladies? Three Shirley temples, please.
Drinks, ladies? Three Shirley temples, please.
Earlier than you think.
Earlier than you think.
Ease up, son. We say “use the grass” but that's over the top.
Ease up, son. We say “use the grass” but that's over the top.
Eat them. They're our lunch. Would you like one?
Eat them. They're our lunch. Would you like one?
Edgar, you sure you can drive this thing?
Edgar, you sure you can drive this thing?
Edgar: Ah, bugger it!
Edgar: Ah, bugger it!
Edgar: How about a raffle?
Edgar: How about a raffle?
Edgar: Look, there's a teapot.
Edgar: Look, there's a teapot.
Edgar: There. Look, there's the spout...
Edgar: There. Look, there's the spout...
Edgar: You bloody thing...
Edgar: You bloody thing...
Effective immediately.
Effective immediately.
Eh, Stan!
Eh, Stan!
Eh?
Eh?
Eh? He's feeling a bit crook.
Eh? He's feeling a bit crook.
Eileen is still the lady president,
Eileen is still the lady president,
Eileen, I did a year and a half of horticulture.
Eileen, I did a year and a half of horticulture.
Eileen, I swear, that is not mine.
Eileen, I swear, that is not mine.
Eileen: Again? Len: Yeah.
Eileen: Again? Len: Yeah.
Eileen: Apart from those times?
Eileen: Apart from those times?
Eileen: Get an ambulance! Dave: Stan.
Eileen: Get an ambulance! Dave: Stan.
Eileen: Good on you, norm. Dave: Well done.
Eileen: Good on you, norm. Dave: Well done.
Eileen: I like the dress, Nance.
Eileen: I like the dress, Nance.
Eileen: Yeah. Come on, Jack! Do it for Stan.
Eileen: Yeah. Come on, Jack! Do it for Stan.
Either trail the Jack or a resting toucher to win.
Either trail the Jack or a resting toucher to win.
Either way, it's a big night for the club.
Either way, it's a big night for the club.
Er... he's just resting up, I think.
Er... he's just resting up, I think.
Er... yeah. Something like that.
Er... yeah. Something like that.
Especially when you consider we are trying
Especially when you consider we are trying
Essendon 7 goals, 27 behinds. Can you believe it?
Essendon 7 goals, 27 behinds. Can you believe it?
Even though it's clearly understood by all members
Even though it's clearly understood by all members
Even though they're only at genuine 1977 prices.
Even though they're only at genuine 1977 prices.
Every year, len.
Every year, len.
Everybody, meet Jack Simpson.
Everybody, meet Jack Simpson.
Everything he rolled was spun gold.
Everything he rolled was spun gold.
Everything's worked out, I suppose.
Everything's worked out, I suppose.
Exactly what I wanted to hear.
Exactly what I wanted to hear.
Excellent idea.
Excellent idea.
Excuse me, ladies.
Excuse me, ladies.
Extraordinary!
Extraordinary!
Fair enough.
Fair enough.
Find out what his story is.
Find out what his story is.
Fine. Good. That's...
Fine. Good. That's...
For 80 bucks a year
For 80 bucks a year
For an enterprising young man like you, Jack.
For an enterprising young man like you, Jack.
For crying out loud!
For crying out loud!
For Gwen's delightful herb and pumpkin scones.
For Gwen's delightful herb and pumpkin scones.
For holding poker machine licences.
For holding poker machine licences.
For that, mrs Jenkins?
For that, mrs Jenkins?
For the baking competition.
For the baking competition.
For the big game.
For the big game.
For the car parks?
For the car parks?
For the club, for the ladies...
For the club, for the ladies...
For the cultivation and sale of marijuana.
For the cultivation and sale of marijuana.
For the making of cheese and biscuits only.
For the making of cheese and biscuits only.
For the meat tray.
For the meat tray.
For the wheel of cheese incident.
For the wheel of cheese incident.
For this very ancient club.
For this very ancient club.
Forget pokies.
Forget pokies.
Four round knockout. Winner takes all.
Four round knockout. Winner takes all.
Frankly, this is proving a great deal more difficult
Frankly, this is proving a great deal more difficult
Frankston was a holiday resort.
Frankston was a holiday resort.
Free heroin for druggies?!
Free heroin for druggies?!
From the bowling club?
From the bowling club?
Fuck a duck.
Fuck a duck.
Fuck the car parks, Bernie.
Fuck the car parks, Bernie.
G'day, fellas. Want a raffle ticket?
G'day, fellas. Want a raffle ticket?
G'day, g'day.
G'day, g'day.
G'day, Jack.
G'day, Jack.
G'day, mate. Do you wanna buy a raffle ticket?
G'day, mate. Do you wanna buy a raffle ticket?
Gee, bet she's pinching herself.
Gee, bet she's pinching herself.
Gee, he didn't take that too well, did he?
Gee, he didn't take that too well, did he?
Gee, you look like you need that, mate.
Gee, you look like you need that, mate.
Geez, just like in the ads, eh?
Geez, just like in the ads, eh?
Geez...
Geez...
Get crack ring ins to do the bowling
Get crack ring ins to do the bowling
Get out.
Get out.
Get out. What happened?
Get out. What happened?
Get stuffed, Ron.
Get stuffed, Ron.
Get your hand off my arse, pappy.
Get your hand off my arse, pappy.
Gimme that!
Gimme that!
Give it up for Wayne 'Hollywood' alcock. There he is.
Give it up for Wayne 'Hollywood' alcock. There he is.
Give Jack a run for his money.
Give Jack a run for his money.
Give me that. It's so peaceful.
Give me that. It's so peaceful.
Go away! Look at him.
Go away! Look at him.
Go on, Jack.
Go on, Jack.
Good for you, Joe. I'm really happy for you.
Good for you, Joe. I'm really happy for you.
Good for you.
Good for you.
Good for you. Must have fond memories?
Good for you. Must have fond memories?
Good lord.
Good lord.
Good luck finding one
Good luck finding one
Good on ya, gwenny.
Good on ya, gwenny.
Good on ya, len.
Good on ya, len.
Good one, ed.
Good one, ed.
Good stuff.
Good stuff.
Got a girlfriend. No, you don't!
Got a girlfriend. No, you don't!
Great man, great bowler.
Great man, great bowler.
Great. Couldn't be happier.
Great. Couldn't be happier.
Great. Only one more sleep.
Great. Only one more sleep.
Great. We've got a team.
Great. We've got a team.
Greensville. Boy, there was a cracker of a club.
Greensville. Boy, there was a cracker of a club.
Greensville's pulled out. The club's gone under.
Greensville's pulled out. The club's gone under.
Grouse. Top shelf.
Grouse. Top shelf.
Guess what. Cityside have entered my tournament.
Guess what. Cityside have entered my tournament.
Guys, I know what it looks like,
Guys, I know what it looks like,
Gwen joined the local rotary club
Gwen joined the local rotary club
Gwen on the phone you're in on everything.
Gwen on the phone you're in on everything.
Gwen used it in the scones.
Gwen used it in the scones.
Gwen, these pumpkin and herb scones are simply delicious.
Gwen, these pumpkin and herb scones are simply delicious.
Gwen: 'Bye, Ron. Dave: Keep it steady, Ron.
Gwen: 'Bye, Ron. Dave: Keep it steady, Ron.
Gwenny nominated me.
Gwenny nominated me.
Ha hal
Ha hal
Haemorrhoids, osteoporosis, incontinence pads.
Haemorrhoids, osteoporosis, incontinence pads.
Hang on, hang on, hang on. That's not fair.
Hang on, hang on, hang on. That's not fair.
Hang on, you don't need those there, and...
Hang on, you don't need those there, and...
Happy to help in any way, mr Fowler.
Happy to help in any way, mr Fowler.
Happy, Jack?
Happy, Jack?
Hard yards.
Hard yards.
Has he shown you the plans?
Has he shown you the plans?
Has it?
Has it?
Have been allocated to me.
Have been allocated to me.
Have you completely stumped, hey, Stan?
Have you completely stumped, hey, Stan?
Have you got planning permission from the council
Have you got planning permission from the council
Have you, Jack?
Have you, Jack?
Having said that, are there any suggestions?
Having said that, are there any suggestions?
He can handle it. Shut up and listen.
He can handle it. Shut up and listen.
He can talk. He pops those pills like they're maltesers.
He can talk. He pops those pills like they're maltesers.
He headbutted him.
He headbutted him.
He introduced himself, leant into my ear and said,
He introduced himself, leant into my ear and said,
He just wants to make sure he's in tip top shape
He just wants to make sure he's in tip top shape
He knew he did wrong, and he copped it on the chin.
He knew he did wrong, and he copped it on the chin.
He knows about the car park bizzo.
He knows about the car park bizzo.
He showed some today.
He showed some today.
He told his men and this is true, son
He told his men and this is true, son
He wouldn't have a bar of it.
He wouldn't have a bar of it.
He'd be fun to have around.
He'd be fun to have around.
He'd still be sniffing around here
He'd still be sniffing around here
He'll turn up. I don't think he will.
He'll turn up. I don't think he will.
He's already on the bus.
He's already on the bus.
He's banned for life.
He's banned for life.
He's been granted a governor's pardon.
He's been granted a governor's pardon.
He's going to bowl the flipper. The boy's a bloody idiot.
He's going to bowl the flipper. The boy's a bloody idiot.
He's normally keen to pitch in with the sandwiches.
He's normally keen to pitch in with the sandwiches.
He's not crook again, is he?
He's not crook again, is he?
He's on line two.
He's on line two.
He's only hanging around so he can hold onto his car park.
He's only hanging around so he can hold onto his car park.
He's right, Edgar.
He's right, Edgar.
He's right. You're a bloody fool.
He's right. You're a bloody fool.
He's still complaining loudly about it,
He's still complaining loudly about it,
He's trouble.
He's trouble.
Hell's bells!
Hell's bells!
Hello, ladies!
Hello, ladies!
Hello, Stan. Long time no see. What have you come as?
Hello, Stan. Long time no see. What have you come as?
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Her name's Nance.
Her name's Nance.
Herb Johnson?
Herb Johnson?
Herbs? Sounds fancy.
Herbs? Sounds fancy.
Here it is.
Here it is.
Here we go. This is the real lesson.
Here we go. This is the real lesson.
Here's a good bit.
Here's a good bit.
Here's a special assignment for you, boys.
Here's a special assignment for you, boys.
Here's a tip.
Here's a tip.
Here's an idea.
Here's an idea.
Here's to a great bloke.
Here's to a great bloke.
Here's your 20, Jack. I believe that's the going rate.
Here's your 20, Jack. I believe that's the going rate.
Here's your meat tray, Jack. Did I win, did 1?
Here's your meat tray, Jack. Did I win, did 1?
Hey, fair go, aggie.
Hey, fair go, aggie.
Hey, get back to work, buddy.
Hey, get back to work, buddy.
Hey, Nance.
Hey, Nance.
Hey, so why did you get the flick from the 'tribune'?
Hey, so why did you get the flick from the 'tribune'?
Hey, Stan. Stan!
Hey, Stan. Stan!
Hey, take it easy, mate.
Hey, take it easy, mate.
Hey! Everyone! No, don't do that, Jack.
Hey! Everyone! No, don't do that, Jack.
Hey. Hope this is your lunchbreak, pal.
Hey. Hope this is your lunchbreak, pal.
His leg comes off tomorrow.
His leg comes off tomorrow.
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm. You're fired, Simpson.
Hmm. You're fired, Simpson.
Home brew my arse.
Home brew my arse.
Honest.
Honest.
Hope there's some cheese ones in there.
Hope there's some cheese ones in there.
Hope you're equal to the job.
Hope you're equal to the job.
Hope you're not having a bad hair day,
Hope you're not having a bad hair day,
Horticulture? Yep.
Horticulture? Yep.
How are you feeling, Jack?
How are you feeling, Jack?
How are you going in there, Gwen?
How are you going in there, Gwen?
How could they possibly think he would...
How could they possibly think he would...
How do we all feel about that? Get out.
How do we all feel about that? Get out.
How do you know he knows? He told me.
How do you know he knows? He told me.
How does “go fuck yourself' sound?
How does “go fuck yourself' sound?
How good can he be? He hasn't bowled for 20 years.
How good can he be? He hasn't bowled for 20 years.
How many?
How many?
How the hell do you make a Shirley temple?
How the hell do you make a Shirley temple?
How was the bowling, ladies? Fine, thank you.
How was the bowling, ladies? Fine, thank you.
How'd the trip go?
How'd the trip go?
How's it going out there?
How's it going out there?
How's the other thing going?
How's the other thing going?
I am out of here.
I am out of here.
I ask you, does that sound like the actions of a sane man?
I ask you, does that sound like the actions of a sane man?
I can understand your resistance to all this, len.
I can understand your resistance to all this, len.
I can't be expelled from the club
I can't be expelled from the club
I can't believe it. We made the final.
I can't believe it. We made the final.
I can't bowl!
I can't bowl!
I can't help you.
I can't help you.
I don't believe you people.
I don't believe you people.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
I don't like seeing my fees frittered away on idle chitchat.
I don't like seeing my fees frittered away on idle chitchat.
I don't think we should get too bogged down in the detail.
I don't think we should get too bogged down in the detail.
I feel a little silly, but she assures me it's very horny.
I feel a little silly, but she assures me it's very horny.
I guess that means he'll be unable to draw the winner
I guess that means he'll be unable to draw the winner
I had a park right here, across the road from uni.
I had a park right here, across the road from uni.
I had this idiot on the line going on and on,
I had this idiot on the line going on and on,
I had to go for it.
I had to go for it.
I had you pegged as the sort of bloke
I had you pegged as the sort of bloke
I have to what?
I have to what?
I haven't seen any outward signs of unusual behaviour,
I haven't seen any outward signs of unusual behaviour,
I hear he's still taking the odd bet, but only by phone,
I hear he's still taking the odd bet, but only by phone,
I hereby call this meeting to order.
I hereby call this meeting to order.
I hope the king knows the law,
I hope the king knows the law,
I just found these herbs in the fridge.
I just found these herbs in the fridge.
I knew you were struggling, len, but, well, I had no idea.
I knew you were struggling, len, but, well, I had no idea.
I know he asked me never to repeat it,
I know he asked me never to repeat it,
I know it's a little risque, but we could make one of these.
I know it's a little risque, but we could make one of these.
I know that feeling, len.
I know that feeling, len.
I know what this looks like, but trust me...
I know what this looks like, but trust me...
I know your knees are crook,
I know your knees are crook,
I like cheese.
I like cheese.
I like your style, Jack.
I like your style, Jack.
I mean, for Christ's sake,
I mean, for Christ's sake,
I mean, the clock is ticking for the club, isn't it?
I mean, the clock is ticking for the club, isn't it?
I mean, the customer is king.
I mean, the customer is king.
I might just join that club and get my own permit.
I might just join that club and get my own permit.
I might want to one day. I'm getting in early.
I might want to one day. I'm getting in early.
I miss the gang already. How's Gwen?
I miss the gang already. How's Gwen?
I most certainly am.
I most certainly am.
I move that due to certain liberties
I move that due to certain liberties
I noticed there are three members of this club
I noticed there are three members of this club
I only run these things
I only run these things
I paid my fees and you take my cash.
I paid my fees and you take my cash.
I really need it. This is a debacle.
I really need it. This is a debacle.
I reckon it's the best I've ever seen.
I reckon it's the best I've ever seen.
I s'pose I could squeeze one down for the governor.
I s'pose I could squeeze one down for the governor.
I see cityside's back in the tournament, no thanks to you.
I see cityside's back in the tournament, no thanks to you.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I see.
I still don't like it.
I still don't like it.
I still run it.
I still run it.
I still say bowls is a true revealer of character.
I still say bowls is a true revealer of character.
I suggest... no, I insist you all try one.
I suggest... no, I insist you all try one.
I tell you what.
I tell you what.
I think I can find a place in my organisation
I think I can find a place in my organisation
I think it's more a question, Jack,
I think it's more a question, Jack,
I think we have a winner.
I think we have a winner.
I think you'll find
I think you'll find
I think you'll find that according to etiquette,
I think you'll find that according to etiquette,
I think you'll find you've got the wrong man anyway.
I think you'll find you've got the wrong man anyway.
I thought I sorted him out.
I thought I sorted him out.
I thought it was a pelargonium peltatum.
I thought it was a pelargonium peltatum.
I thought it was because it was across the road from your work.
I thought it was because it was across the road from your work.
I thought you'd see it my way. Eh, Stan!
I thought you'd see it my way. Eh, Stan!
I told you! He's a bloody genius!
I told you! He's a bloody genius!
I used to drive the school bus!
I used to drive the school bus!
I wanna make you an offer.
I wanna make you an offer.
I was late for work all this week.
I was late for work all this week.
I wasn't talking to you.
I wasn't talking to you.
I wish it was the 1950s too, but it isn't.
I wish it was the 1950s too, but it isn't.
I wonder where Stan is.
I wonder where Stan is.
I'd get that shit down to forensics.
I'd get that shit down to forensics.
I'd kill for an lced vo vo.
I'd kill for an lced vo vo.
I'd like to draw to your attention if I may
I'd like to draw to your attention if I may
I'd love to tell you more, but, well, you know the rules
I'd love to tell you more, but, well, you know the rules
I'd rather put pokie machines in.
I'd rather put pokie machines in.
I'd shake your hand,
I'd shake your hand,
I'd, er, dig ditches for a living with the right people.
I'd, er, dig ditches for a living with the right people.
I'll be buggered if I will.
I'll be buggered if I will.
I'll call the police.
I'll call the police.
I'll go one of those.
I'll go one of those.
I'll have a whip round organise a fruit platter.
I'll have a whip round organise a fruit platter.
I'll have to have another word
I'll have to have another word
I'll have you know I go off like a firecracker in the sack.
I'll have you know I go off like a firecracker in the sack.
I'll let the Spanish armada know you could be a while.
I'll let the Spanish armada know you could be a while.
I'll never get another tattoo in Manila.
I'll never get another tattoo in Manila.
I'll second that notion, Gwen.
I'll second that notion, Gwen.
I'll see what I can do.
I'll see what I can do.
I'll see you at the bowls club.
I'll see you at the bowls club.
I'll see you out. No, you're right, mate.
I'll see you out. No, you're right, mate.
I'm a member. Have been since '96.
I'm a member. Have been since '96.
I'm actually really enjoying being involved.
I'm actually really enjoying being involved.
I'm afraid I'll have to confiscate those.
I'm afraid I'll have to confiscate those.
I'm afraid it grieves me sorely
I'm afraid it grieves me sorely
I'm afraid you'll have to speak up.
I'm afraid you'll have to speak up.
I'm buggered if that bald headed prick
I'm buggered if that bald headed prick
I'm doing my balls in cancelled bookings.
I'm doing my balls in cancelled bookings.
I'm Eileen the lady president.
I'm Eileen the lady president.
I'm lodging an official protest.
I'm lodging an official protest.
I'm not Einstein, but you do the figures.
I'm not Einstein, but you do the figures.
I'm onto something.
I'm onto something.
I'm out of here. I'm done. But the constitution says...
I'm out of here. I'm done. But the constitution says...
I'm sorry, but unless you've got an appointment,
I'm sorry, but unless you've got an appointment,
I'm sorry, Joe, but it looks like it's not going to be.
I'm sorry, Joe, but it looks like it's not going to be.
I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen,
I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen,
I'm sure Bob Turner would donate a meat tray.
I'm sure Bob Turner would donate a meat tray.
I'm throwing this club a lifeline.
I'm throwing this club a lifeline.
I'm with you. No bending over.
I'm with you. No bending over.
I've applied for membership. Sorry? You've what?
I've applied for membership. Sorry? You've what?
I've been done over by the bowls reporter!
I've been done over by the bowls reporter!
I've done the roster and you'll be required to work the bar
I've done the roster and you'll be required to work the bar
I've entered us in the men's fours tournament,
I've entered us in the men's fours tournament,
I've got a mate called bevan.
I've got a mate called bevan.
I've got a migraine coming on, so I'll get the arvo off.
I've got a migraine coming on, so I'll get the arvo off.
I've got to say, I'm a little hurt, len.
I've got to say, I'm a little hurt, len.
I've gotta go, really. Jack
I've gotta go, really. Jack
I've heard about it. He should know better.
I've heard about it. He should know better.
I've lost my girlfriend and my job.
I've lost my girlfriend and my job.
I've never seen anything like...
I've never seen anything like...
I've played your dopey pennant, worked your stupid bar,
I've played your dopey pennant, worked your stupid bar,
I've seen you old ducks in the supermarket. Back in five.
I've seen you old ducks in the supermarket. Back in five.
I've told our dumbfuck supervisor
I've told our dumbfuck supervisor
Ida, you make us proud, now.
Ida, you make us proud, now.
Ida: He's stealing our lunch!
Ida: He's stealing our lunch!
Ida: Nobody else can get away with it. Why should he?
Ida: Nobody else can get away with it. Why should he?
Idiots.
Idiots.
If anyone needs me, I'll be behind the bar.
If anyone needs me, I'll be behind the bar.
If greensville hadn't gone under first.
If greensville hadn't gone under first.
If he wasn't barred from the premises.
If he wasn't barred from the premises.
If I was 40 years older, you'd be in trouble right now.
If I was 40 years older, you'd be in trouble right now.
If I'm talking to your members.
If I'm talking to your members.
If there is, we'll sort it out down at the station.
If there is, we'll sort it out down at the station.
If you must know, let's say during an extended rain delay
If you must know, let's say during an extended rain delay
If you wanted to sleep with me, all you had to do was ask.
If you wanted to sleep with me, all you had to do was ask.
If you're interested. Am not.
If you're interested. Am not.
If you're staking out a bowls club,
If you're staking out a bowls club,
If you've got somewhere cool to store it, you're laughing.
If you've got somewhere cool to store it, you're laughing.
Imagine if you had, say, three of them.
Imagine if you had, say, three of them.
In a nutshell, due to dwindling membership
In a nutshell, due to dwindling membership
In fact, the most memorable game ever played was in 1588
In fact, the most memorable game ever played was in 1588
In fact, the most memorable game of bowls ever played
In fact, the most memorable game of bowls ever played
In fact, the most memorable game was in 1588
In fact, the most memorable game was in 1588
In her capacity as the patron of the rvba.
In her capacity as the patron of the rvba.
In the cityside team.
In the cityside team.
In the ditch!
In the ditch!
In the meantime, Jack, what are you gonna do
In the meantime, Jack, what are you gonna do
In the visitors' room down at the jail.
In the visitors' room down at the jail.
In there somewhere, Eileen,
In there somewhere, Eileen,
In through there, folks.
In through there, folks.
In your own time, son.
In your own time, son.
Indoor bloody waterfall?
Indoor bloody waterfall?
Is being awarded a complimentary lifetime membership
Is being awarded a complimentary lifetime membership
Is it's all hands on deck.
Is it's all hands on deck.
Is Jack Simpson there, please?
Is Jack Simpson there, please?
Is led away by the constabulary.
Is led away by the constabulary.
Is that right, Jack? Yep.
Is that right, Jack? Yep.
Is that right?
Is that right?
Is that right? Yes.
Is that right? Yes.
Is that she mentions the vcsc, improved her terminology
Is that she mentions the vcsc, improved her terminology
Is there anything else I can do for you?
Is there anything else I can do for you?
Is there anything else I can help you with?
Is there anything else I can help you with?
Is two inches of arse crack poking out the top of my pants.
Is two inches of arse crack poking out the top of my pants.
It also struck me as unnecessarily long,
It also struck me as unnecessarily long,
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
It is with a heavy heart
It is with a heavy heart
It means they're up shit creek, financially speaking.
It means they're up shit creek, financially speaking.
It never ends.
It never ends.
It takes a minute to warm up.
It takes a minute to warm up.
It was a fair size bruise too.
It was a fair size bruise too.
It was a pretty heavy downpour too, I might add.
It was a pretty heavy downpour too, I might add.
It was unanimous.
It was unanimous.
It was unanimous.
It was unanimous.
It'd want to be a big bastard.
It'd want to be a big bastard.
It's a bloody disgrace. Next caller.
It's a bloody disgrace. Next caller.
It's a boil over.
It's a boil over.
It's a game of skill, touch and Patience.
It's a game of skill, touch and Patience.
It's a shame because those that saw cliff bowl
It's a shame because those that saw cliff bowl
It's a start, Stan.
It's a start, Stan.
It's against a journalist's code of ethics
It's against a journalist's code of ethics
It's an open and shut case, wouldn't you say, Jack?
It's an open and shut case, wouldn't you say, Jack?
It's bandied about a bit too casually for my liking.
It's bandied about a bit too casually for my liking.
It's been going a long time.
It's been going a long time.
It's for a meat tray. Get out of it.
It's for a meat tray. Get out of it.
It's got 172 power points.
It's got 172 power points.
It's great news, isn't it?
It's great news, isn't it?
It's hardly a surprise.
It's hardly a surprise.
It's history now.
It's history now.
It's hydroponic.
It's hydroponic.
It's in the bag.
It's in the bag.
It's just an aid for people who can't bend over.
It's just an aid for people who can't bend over.
It's just not that interesting.
It's just not that interesting.
It's like living with Diana Ross.
It's like living with Diana Ross.
It's like shooting fish in a barrel.
It's like shooting fish in a barrel.
It's not mine, and besides, the effect of that would be.
It's not mine, and besides, the effect of that would be.
It's not right.
It's not right.
It's not the clothes. It's what's inside. Come on.
It's not the clothes. It's what's inside. Come on.
It's only been harvested in the last three days.
It's only been harvested in the last three days.
It's only the roll up, mate.
It's only the roll up, mate.
It's supposed to be for members only.
It's supposed to be for members only.
It's the bogarra bowls club.
It's the bogarra bowls club.
It's the man himself, Edward inchley.
It's the man himself, Edward inchley.
It's the only tournament on the horizon
It's the only tournament on the horizon
It's wrong.
It's wrong.
J and that's your big mistake
J and that's your big mistake
J base camp too far away... j
J base camp too far away... j
J don't be so
J don't be so
J feel like Scott of the antarctic
J feel like Scott of the antarctic
J throw down your guns
J throw down your guns
J you didn't have the heart
J you didn't have the heart
J you love to watch me bake you serve me up with cake
J you love to watch me bake you serve me up with cake
J you offer a la carte
J you offer a la carte
J you stretch me with your hands
J you stretch me with your hands
J your guest comes in dressed smart
J your guest comes in dressed smart
Jack Simpson has rewritten the rule books.
Jack Simpson has rewritten the rule books.
Jack Simpson?
Jack Simpson?
Jack Simpson. That must be the one.
Jack Simpson. That must be the one.
Jack, are we still on for Tuesday night?
Jack, are we still on for Tuesday night?
Jack, have you seen len and Stan?
Jack, have you seen len and Stan?
Jack, it's been brought to my attention
Jack, it's been brought to my attention
Jack, seeing as how you're so interested in our fundraising,
Jack, seeing as how you're so interested in our fundraising,
Jack, would you pick up Stan's bowls from henselite?
Jack, would you pick up Stan's bowls from henselite?
Jack: Can I go now? Len: No, unfortunately.
Jack: Can I go now? Len: No, unfortunately.
Jack: Couldn't be in safer hands, mate.
Jack: Couldn't be in safer hands, mate.
Jack: Dave? Man: Mate, great news.
Jack: Dave? Man: Mate, great news.
Jack: Eileen, you are not gonna believe this,
Jack: Eileen, you are not gonna believe this,
Jack: I swear, len, that's the only time I've ever done it.
Jack: I swear, len, that's the only time I've ever done it.
Jack: Idiot.
Jack: Idiot.
Jack: On you, Dave!
Jack: On you, Dave!
Jack: Well, that just about wraps things up, folks.
Jack: Well, that just about wraps things up, folks.
Jack: Whey hey, nice pins! Fuck off.
Jack: Whey hey, nice pins! Fuck off.
Jack: You gonna be ok? Ida: We'll look after him.
Jack: You gonna be ok? Ida: We'll look after him.
Jack! C'mon, Dave.
Jack! C'mon, Dave.
Jack?
Jack?
Jack. I'm going to bowl the flipper.
Jack. I'm going to bowl the flipper.
Jack's had an idea. It's a long shot but it's worth a try.
Jack's had an idea. It's a long shot but it's worth a try.
Jam your constitution fair up your clacker, len.
Jam your constitution fair up your clacker, len.
Jand il... j
Jand il... j
Julio gleeson, the 'Latin lothario' of the game.
Julio gleeson, the 'Latin lothario' of the game.
Just came in to see you privately.
Just came in to see you privately.
Just get on with it, son.
Just get on with it, son.
Just getting them out of the system, len.
Just getting them out of the system, len.
Just go to our website and click on 'online billing'.
Just go to our website and click on 'online billing'.
Just like Stan straight to the bar.
Just like Stan straight to the bar.
Just pissed off Stan died thinking I was a little prick.
Just pissed off Stan died thinking I was a little prick.
Just put it in the ditch, Jack.
Just put it in the ditch, Jack.
Just put it in the ditch.
Just put it in the ditch.
Just remember, the king's fairly handy
Just remember, the king's fairly handy
Just settle down, son. Relax.
Just settle down, son. Relax.
Just telling you the way it is.
Just telling you the way it is.
Just think about my generous offer, won't you, Jack?
Just think about my generous offer, won't you, Jack?
Just wondering what the hell you're up to, that's all.
Just wondering what the hell you're up to, that's all.
Keep your 20.
Keep your 20.
Kids entertainment was riding a bike.
Kids entertainment was riding a bike.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome cityside bowling club.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome cityside bowling club.
Ladies and gentlemen, the queen.
Ladies and gentlemen, the queen.
Ladies, this is Jack Simpson.
Ladies, this is Jack Simpson.
Ladies, this is the best damn trifle I've had bar none.
Ladies, this is the best damn trifle I've had bar none.
Laments that she never got that recipe
Laments that she never got that recipe
Lawn bowls?
Lawn bowls?
Legs 11.
Legs 11.
Len Johnson
Len Johnson
Len Johnson?
Len Johnson?
Len might get out early, of course, for good behaviour.
Len might get out early, of course, for good behaviour.
Len, listen... Zurich on the other line.
Len, listen... Zurich on the other line.
Len, thanks for the call. Gotta go. You're a good egg.
Len, thanks for the call. Gotta go. You're a good egg.
Len: I played my first game of bowls with cityside in 1948
Len: I played my first game of bowls with cityside in 1948
Len: If we can't come up with this amount within 30 days,
Len: If we can't come up with this amount within 30 days,
Len: On that Saturday in 1948,
Len: On that Saturday in 1948,
Len: Once you introduce pokies,
Len: Once you introduce pokies,
Len: The no pokies route.
Len: The no pokies route.
Len: We don't have one long enough.
Len: We don't have one long enough.
Len: We must explore all avenues.
Len: We must explore all avenues.
Len: Well done, fellas. We're through to the third round.
Len: Well done, fellas. We're through to the third round.
Len: Well, well, well.
Len: Well, well, well.
Len: Yep, we're off to the semis.
Len: Yep, we're off to the semis.
Len? You didn't have to call, but I appreciate it.
Len? You didn't have to call, but I appreciate it.
Let her go, mate! Come on, Stan.
Let her go, mate! Come on, Stan.
Let's crush 'em like ants!
Let's crush 'em like ants!
Let's do it for the sandwiches.
Let's do it for the sandwiches.
Let's forget about these machines
Let's forget about these machines
Let's get out of here.
Let's get out of here.
Let's get out there and win this game
Let's get out there and win this game
Let's go again! Go again!
Let's go again! Go again!
Let's go for a roll.
Let's go for a roll.
Let's stick it right up 'em!
Let's stick it right up 'em!
Let's talk it up. They're nothing. They're soft!
Let's talk it up. They're nothing. They're soft!
Licence plate cdr 0358, please return to your car
Licence plate cdr 0358, please return to your car
Listen to this.
Listen to this.
Listen to this.
Listen to this.
Living in the leafy suburbs of Sydney and Melbourne.
Living in the leafy suburbs of Sydney and Melbourne.
Long before you and me, that's for sure.
Long before you and me, that's for sure.
Longer than you and me, that's for sure.
Longer than you and me, that's for sure.
Look and learn, Stan.
Look and learn, Stan.
Look what he did to his own club, bogarra. Disgusting.
Look what he did to his own club, bogarra. Disgusting.
Look, I'm not real happy about it either.
Look, I'm not real happy about it either.
Look, let's just put aside, can we,
Look, let's just put aside, can we,
Lovely club. Huge fan of the club.
Lovely club. Huge fan of the club.
Lovely sandwiches, ladies.
Lovely sandwiches, ladies.
Man on radio: If they want to come here
Man on radio: If they want to come here
Man: Coming nicely, mate...
Man: Coming nicely, mate...
Man: Do it, Stan.
Man: Do it, Stan.
Man: Good try, mate. He's bloody hopeless.
Man: Good try, mate. He's bloody hopeless.
Man: Have it your way, then. We'll wait.
Man: Have it your way, then. We'll wait.
Man: He... he's doing it too, eh?
Man: He... he's doing it too, eh?
Man: I have no option but to disqualify you
Man: I have no option but to disqualify you
Man: It's for pokies, isn't it?
Man: It's for pokies, isn't it?
Man: Len Johnson? Yes.
Man: Len Johnson? Yes.
Man: Magnificent!
Man: Magnificent!
Man: Nice bowl, mate.
Man: Nice bowl, mate.
Man: Ok, hit 'em hard. Heads! Heads! Heads!
Man: Ok, hit 'em hard. Heads! Heads! Heads!
Man: Tails! Yes!
Man: Tails! Yes!
Man: The thrust of what I think
Man: The thrust of what I think
Man: This transport strike's a bloody disgrace.
Man: This transport strike's a bloody disgrace.
Man: What's this room for?
Man: What's this room for?
Man: You've got two shots.
Man: You've got two shots.
Mandy on tape: Or you can use
Mandy on tape: Or you can use
Mate, if you have to ask you probably can't afford it.
Mate, if you have to ask you probably can't afford it.
May as well try selling some while you're at it.
May as well try selling some while you're at it.
May I ask what's in your containers?
May I ask what's in your containers?
Maybe a little blankie to go across the knees.
Maybe a little blankie to go across the knees.
Maybe a little long,
Maybe a little long,
Maybe not a favourite son, but a son nevertheless.
Maybe not a favourite son, but a son nevertheless.
Maybe we should check the cars for kids.
Maybe we should check the cars for kids.
Measure. Grow up, son.
Measure. Grow up, son.
Men's fours? We can hardly field a team.
Men's fours? We can hardly field a team.
Mine's closer.
Mine's closer.
Minimal to mild at worst.
Minimal to mild at worst.
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm. Looks like a winner.
Mmm. Looks like a winner.
Mmm. That looks nice.
Mmm. That looks nice.
Modern communications. It.
Modern communications. It.
Most sportsmen across the board perform better when they...
Most sportsmen across the board perform better when they...
Mother's milk. Oh, yeah.
Mother's milk. Oh, yeah.
Mr Fowler, we think you're...
Mr Fowler, we think you're...
Music of the gods.
Music of the gods.
My wife gave birth to our eldest son, Damian.
My wife gave birth to our eldest son, Damian.
Nah, I just wanna be sure. Measure.
Nah, I just wanna be sure. Measure.
Nance, nice article. Shut up, mate.
Nance, nice article. Shut up, mate.
Nance: Go for it, Dave.
Nance: Go for it, Dave.
Nance: I like you, Stan, but I never want to see that tattoo.
Nance: I like you, Stan, but I never want to see that tattoo.
Nance: Nice timing, Jack.
Nance: Nice timing, Jack.
Nance: Say cheese! Oh, lovely.
Nance: Say cheese! Oh, lovely.
Nance... l know.
Nance... l know.
Neville Walker?
Neville Walker?
New bingo master. Dave.
New bingo master. Dave.
Newsreader: Tomorrow's transport strike
Newsreader: Tomorrow's transport strike
Next Saturday, in fact.
Next Saturday, in fact.
Next Tuesday evening after ladies pennant.
Next Tuesday evening after ladies pennant.
Nice hatchet job. I call it as I see it.
Nice hatchet job. I call it as I see it.
Nice one.
Nice one.
No worries, Saddam.
No worries, Saddam.
No worries, Stan. See ya, Stan.
No worries, Stan. See ya, Stan.
No worries.
No worries.
No, hang on. Excuse me.
No, hang on. Excuse me.
No, I don't eat pumpkin. It makes me spew.
No, I don't eat pumpkin. It makes me spew.
No, I don't think I will. I'll have a go at the sponge.
No, I don't think I will. I'll have a go at the sponge.
No, I just want to be prepared for the interview,
No, I just want to be prepared for the interview,
No, I know. I've had Gwen on the phone.
No, I know. I've had Gwen on the phone.
No, I work there 'cause it's across the road from my carpark.
No, I work there 'cause it's across the road from my carpark.
No, I've just heard your three favourite words, my friend.
No, I've just heard your three favourite words, my friend.
No, no, no, far from it.
No, no, no, far from it.
No, no. Great idea, len.
No, no. Great idea, len.
No, thank you.
No, thank you.
No. Nothing too out of the ordinary.
No. Nothing too out of the ordinary.
Nobody expected to go back on.
Nobody expected to go back on.
Norm: Check out this mob's clobber.
Norm: Check out this mob's clobber.
Norm: Could not drive a nail through a piece of wood, Edgar.
Norm: Could not drive a nail through a piece of wood, Edgar.
Norm: Oh, yeah.
Norm: Oh, yeah.
Norm: Where?
Norm: Where?
Norm's got cancer.
Norm's got cancer.
Normally I'd like to welcome them aboard myself personally,
Normally I'd like to welcome them aboard myself personally,
Not a bad little money spinner, one of these car parks.
Not a bad little money spinner, one of these car parks.
Not a cracker.
Not a cracker.
Not on duty. I hope you've got a permit.
Not on duty. I hope you've got a permit.
Not sure what that is, but I'm guessing it's not smoko.
Not sure what that is, but I'm guessing it's not smoko.
Not that there's anything wrong with that, Eileen.
Not that there's anything wrong with that, Eileen.
Not the flipper. Yep.
Not the flipper. Yep.
Noted, love. Noted.
Noted, love. Noted.
Nothing. Relax, Stan, everything's under control.
Nothing. Relax, Stan, everything's under control.
Nothing. Why?
Nothing. Why?
Now listen up, old timer.
Now listen up, old timer.
Now, all of this is achievable once we inject some capital.
Now, all of this is achievable once we inject some capital.
Now, I'm going to give that an 85.71%.
Now, I'm going to give that an 85.71%.
Now, I'm gonna have to go and get changed again.
Now, I'm gonna have to go and get changed again.
Now, if you don't mind my asking,
Now, if you don't mind my asking,
Now, listen, if I can ever help out again...
Now, listen, if I can ever help out again...
Now, what's so good about that call
Now, what's so good about that call
Now, you're not welcome here.
Now, you're not welcome here.
Obviously that's one option, but...
Obviously that's one option, but...
Of course, to distribute the funds,
Of course, to distribute the funds,
Of poker machine licences.
Of poker machine licences.
Of the bogarra bowls club.
Of the bogarra bowls club.
Of the royal victorian bowls association,
Of the royal victorian bowls association,
Of the shortbread assortment.
Of the shortbread assortment.
Of what the king can do to help you.
Of what the king can do to help you.
Offering the right kind of prize money.
Offering the right kind of prize money.
Oh ho ho!
Oh ho ho!
Oh, and remember...
Oh, and remember...
Oh, and, er, Jack... yes?
Oh, and, er, Jack... yes?
Oh, cheeky!
Oh, cheeky!
Oh, god, it's a good one.
Oh, god, it's a good one.
Oh, god. I spoke too soon.
Oh, god. I spoke too soon.
Oh, great. Great.
Oh, great. Great.
Oh, is he? Good work.
Oh, is he? Good work.
Oh, it's gonna be a short end, fellas.
Oh, it's gonna be a short end, fellas.
Oh, knee's shockin', len. Shockin'.
Oh, knee's shockin', len. Shockin'.
Oh, my. Check out the saggy Hooters.
Oh, my. Check out the saggy Hooters.
Oh, no. I'm not falling for that one.
Oh, no. I'm not falling for that one.
Oh, not you too.
Oh, not you too.
Oh, nothing. Forget it.
Oh, nothing. Forget it.
Oh, please! It's your bowl, Jack.
Oh, please! It's your bowl, Jack.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, stop lying, Jack.
Oh, stop lying, Jack.
Oh, thanks.
Oh, thanks.
Oh, that's bullshit.
Oh, that's bullshit.
Oh, they have their reasons.
Oh, they have their reasons.
Oh, this is the cheese incident?
Oh, this is the cheese incident?
Oh, um, arthritis is playing up.
Oh, um, arthritis is playing up.
Oh, um... moved up to the gold coast.
Oh, um... moved up to the gold coast.
Oh, well done, Einstein.
Oh, well done, Einstein.
Oh, well, it probably won't matter this Saturday, anyway.
Oh, well, it probably won't matter this Saturday, anyway.
Oh, well, where do I start?
Oh, well, where do I start?
Oh, well.
Oh, well.
Oh, why's that? This whole restraining order.
Oh, why's that? This whole restraining order.
Oh, yeah? Couldn't get out, eh?
Oh, yeah? Couldn't get out, eh?
Oh, yeah. Clear as a bell.
Oh, yeah. Clear as a bell.
Oh, yeah. Here's trouble.
Oh, yeah. Here's trouble.
Oh. Dave!
Oh. Dave!
Oh. I's me.
Oh. I's me.
Oh...
Oh...
Ok. 'Bye.
Ok. 'Bye.
Ok. All up.
Ok. All up.
Ok. Cheers.
Ok. Cheers.
Ok. Cheers. Dave: Good luck.
Ok. Cheers. Dave: Good luck.
On his final campaign.
On his final campaign.
On horseback?!
On horseback?!
On the day before the big game at bogarra?
On the day before the big game at bogarra?
On the mat.
On the mat.
One call and you're out on your arse, pal.
One call and you're out on your arse, pal.
One more drink and I'll be anybody's.
One more drink and I'll be anybody's.
One more!
One more!
One of the most decent men I've ever met.
One of the most decent men I've ever met.
Only need to be one for it not to be unanimous.
Only need to be one for it not to be unanimous.
Ooh, now let me see.
Ooh, now let me see.
Ooh, yeah. That's good.
Ooh, yeah. That's good.
Ooh, yeah. Yeah, I'm confident.
Ooh, yeah. Yeah, I'm confident.
Ooh. Ooh.
Ooh. Ooh.
Or forfeit my membership.
Or forfeit my membership.
Or what?
Or what?
Order! Hang on a minute.
Order! Hang on a minute.
Order. I hereby declare this meeting closed.
Order. I hereby declare this meeting closed.
Order. Order. Order.
Order. Order. Order.
Otan died exactly the way that he would have wanted to.
Otan died exactly the way that he would have wanted to.
Our economic situation can best be described as. Dire.
Our economic situation can best be described as. Dire.
Our virtual customer service centre.
Our virtual customer service centre.
Out with it.
Out with it.
Outside these four walls, of course.
Outside these four walls, of course.
Pack your bags, Jack. You're expelled from this club.
Pack your bags, Jack. You're expelled from this club.
Parking officers chapel street.
Parking officers chapel street.
Parking officers chapel street.
Parking officers chapel street.
Pending further investigation
Pending further investigation
Perhaps think about getting an older car.
Perhaps think about getting an older car.
Personally, I don't think she did enough
Personally, I don't think she did enough
Piss off, will ya?
Piss off, will ya?
Please welcome to the green cliff carout.
Please welcome to the green cliff carout.
Pleasure doing business with you, George.
Pleasure doing business with you, George.
Poor bugger's in st Vincent's.
Poor bugger's in st Vincent's.
Poor len. I mean, len of all people.
Poor len. I mean, len of all people.
Pray tell me, who is this upstart Nancy brown?
Pray tell me, who is this upstart Nancy brown?
President len, I'm sure the fundraising committee
President len, I'm sure the fundraising committee
President? Slept your way to the top, I'll bet.
President? Slept your way to the top, I'll bet.
Pretty sure we'll be able to come to an arrangement
Pretty sure we'll be able to come to an arrangement
Pubs used to close at 6:00. Yeah.
Pubs used to close at 6:00. Yeah.
Put it out wide into the ditch. Nup.
Put it out wide into the ditch. Nup.
Putting a slice of cheese between two bits of bread
Putting a slice of cheese between two bits of bread
Radio announcer: Well said. Next caller.
Radio announcer: Well said. Next caller.
Read 'em and weep, pal.
Read 'em and weep, pal.
Recording: Good afternoon. My name is Jack Simpson.
Recording: Good afternoon. My name is Jack Simpson.
Remember, the king doesn't give away
Remember, the king doesn't give away
Remind me to do something about the car park
Remind me to do something about the car park
Represents an exciting and fantastic opportunity
Represents an exciting and fantastic opportunity
Returning your things.
Returning your things.
Right o.
Right o.
Right, and hooroo to you too.
Right, and hooroo to you too.
Right, now...
Right, now...
Right, well... My work here's done.
Right, well... My work here's done.
Right, who's for anothery? Yes, please.
Right, who's for anothery? Yes, please.
Right? Where do you think the editor of the 'bugle' might be?
Right? Where do you think the editor of the 'bugle' might be?
Right? Yes.
Right? Yes.
Right. I see.
Right. I see.
Right. No problem.
Right. No problem.
Right. Well, I guess there's only one thing for it.
Right. Well, I guess there's only one thing for it.
Ring the gaming board and try getting one without me.
Ring the gaming board and try getting one without me.
Ron, not while I'm eating.
Ron, not while I'm eating.
Rule 17, which clearly states
Rule 17, which clearly states
Rules are rules, ida. I'm going to have my say.
Rules are rules, ida. I'm going to have my say.
Run my own business. Good for you.
Run my own business. Good for you.
Saturday?
Saturday?
Save it, Bernie. Not interested.
Save it, Bernie. Not interested.
Say that he was as good as the great glynn bosisto.
Say that he was as good as the great glynn bosisto.
Says here he's been a member since 1996.
Says here he's been a member since 1996.
See ya later. Where are you going?
See ya later. Where are you going?
See you round, Bernie.
See you round, Bernie.
See youse bright and early.
See youse bright and early.
See, I've been doing a bit of research about this club.
See, I've been doing a bit of research about this club.
Sell 'em a dollar apiece.
Sell 'em a dollar apiece.
Set to go ahead following the failure of crisis talks
Set to go ahead following the failure of crisis talks
Settle down. Settle down.
Settle down. Settle down.
Seven and a half grand?
Seven and a half grand?
She naturally had to form a special sub committee,
She naturally had to form a special sub committee,
She used to do the 'tribune'.
She used to do the 'tribune'.
She's community affairs reporter for the 'bugle'.
She's community affairs reporter for the 'bugle'.
She's the, um... bowls reporter.
She's the, um... bowls reporter.
Shit.
Shit.
Shot, Bert!
Shot, Bert!
Should my lawyer be present? Knock it off, Jack.
Should my lawyer be present? Knock it off, Jack.
Shouldn't even be there.
Shouldn't even be there.
Shouldn't you be stroking a white cat or something, Bernie?
Shouldn't you be stroking a white cat or something, Bernie?
Show 'em, son.
Show 'em, son.
Sid reils?
Sid reils?
Silly old coots.
Silly old coots.
Sir Francis Drake?
Sir Francis Drake?
Sit down, sir Francis.
Sit down, sir Francis.
Smoke like a chimney,
Smoke like a chimney,
Snap transport strike.
Snap transport strike.
So get ready to shell out the bickies.
So get ready to shell out the bickies.
So ho ohe will see it.
So ho ohe will see it.
So how long's this been going on, gentlemen?
So how long's this been going on, gentlemen?
So how much are you gonna charge tomorrow
So how much are you gonna charge tomorrow
So I said, “blow it out your arse.”
So I said, “blow it out your arse.”
So much of the hard work is done.
So much of the hard work is done.
So there are a couple of matters I'd like to address
So there are a couple of matters I'd like to address
So this is where you gentlemen come in.
So this is where you gentlemen come in.
So what did he do?
So what did he do?
So you have no problem telling me
So you have no problem telling me
So, rolling balls with a bunch of oldies.
So, rolling balls with a bunch of oldies.
Some clown from the bowling club
Some clown from the bowling club
Some nights, when we're in the mood,
Some nights, when we're in the mood,
Some of the old holdens in the car park
Some of the old holdens in the car park
Some people say he lost the game,
Some people say he lost the game,
Some people say he lost the game, son.
Some people say he lost the game, son.
Something had to go, len.
Something had to go, len.
Something like a Toyota crown.
Something like a Toyota crown.
Song: J don't be so reckless
Song: J don't be so reckless
Song: J you throw me in a pan you cook me in a can
Song: J you throw me in a pan you cook me in a can
Sorry about that, mate.
Sorry about that, mate.
Sorry I'm late, but you can blame Stan.
Sorry I'm late, but you can blame Stan.
Sorry to muck you about, but I'm afraid we're looking for
Sorry to muck you about, but I'm afraid we're looking for
Sorry, Albert.
Sorry, Albert.
Sorry, Bernie.
Sorry, Bernie.
Sorry, ladies, he's taken.
Sorry, ladies, he's taken.
Sorry, my mistake.
Sorry, my mistake.
Sorry, officer. There must be some mistake.
Sorry, officer. There must be some mistake.
Sorry. They've just got that... 'National geographic' look.
Sorry. They've just got that... 'National geographic' look.
Stan always said she was the type of girl
Stan always said she was the type of girl
Stan loved you like a son.
Stan loved you like a son.
Stan was actually unconscious when that bowl came to rest.
Stan was actually unconscious when that bowl came to rest.
Stan: Ah, no, no.
Stan: Ah, no, no.
Stan: Bernie bloody Fowler.
Stan: Bernie bloody Fowler.
Stan: Come in, spinner! Man: Hit it up, ida!
Stan: Come in, spinner! Man: Hit it up, ida!
Stan: Eh, Jack. Who am I?
Stan: Eh, Jack. Who am I?
Stan: Everybody can bowl, Jack.
Stan: Everybody can bowl, Jack.
Stan: Gee. Quaint, isn't it?
Stan: Gee. Quaint, isn't it?
Stan: Lovely ida! You scrub up nicely.
Stan: Lovely ida! You scrub up nicely.
Stan: No, there's not.
Stan: No, there's not.
Stan: Upset the owner.
Stan: Upset the owner.
Stan!
Stan!
Stan's brought around a bit of his home brew,
Stan's brought around a bit of his home brew,
Stand back and watch the master.
Stand back and watch the master.
Standing around listening to old blokes banging on.
Standing around listening to old blokes banging on.
Stapler never lost a match as skip.
Stapler never lost a match as skip.
Starting next week.
Starting next week.
Steady on, len.
Steady on, len.
Still can't bowl, but pulled some strings
Still can't bowl, but pulled some strings
Still in there, boys. Well bowled, skip.
Still in there, boys. Well bowled, skip.
Still looking for your bowl, Jack?
Still looking for your bowl, Jack?
Still on for later? Yeah.
Still on for later? Yeah.
Such a distinctive taste.
Such a distinctive taste.
Swap you for a tenormin. Oh, right. Ok.
Swap you for a tenormin. Oh, right. Ok.
Swear jar, Dave.
Swear jar, Dave.
Swear jar, Gwen.
Swear jar, Gwen.
Swear jar, mr Simpson. Swear jar what's that?
Swear jar, mr Simpson. Swear jar what's that?
Swear jar, Nance.
Swear jar, Nance.
Swear jar.
Swear jar.
Taken by a particular member,
Taken by a particular member,
Tell you the truth, it wasn't all bad.
Tell you the truth, it wasn't all bad.
Telling me I have to bowl this Saturday
Telling me I have to bowl this Saturday
Than I had planned.
Than I had planned.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Thank you, Gwen.
Thank you, Gwen.
Thank you, Stan.
Thank you, Stan.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. Well done again.
Thank you. Well done again.
Thanks for making the effort, Edgar.
Thanks for making the effort, Edgar.
Thanks for the call,
Thanks for the call,
Thanks, Albert.
Thanks, Albert.
Thanks.
Thanks.
That bring in $50,000 each annually.
That bring in $50,000 each annually.
That climbed in through my bathroom window
That climbed in through my bathroom window
That happened some 35 years ago.
That happened some 35 years ago.
That hat glued to your head, Stan?
That hat glued to your head, Stan?
That I have ever eaten.
That I have ever eaten.
That I mention our financial situation
That I mention our financial situation
That is incredible.
That is incredible.
That isn't plied to the eyeballs on drugs.
That isn't plied to the eyeballs on drugs.
That it can actually field a team for the final,
That it can actually field a team for the final,
That last Saturday after bowls you helped yourself
That last Saturday after bowls you helped yourself
That makes me feel real special, len.
That makes me feel real special, len.
That man will be living “la vida bogarra” this evening.
That man will be living “la vida bogarra” this evening.
That prick's been after our club for years.
That prick's been after our club for years.
That shifty twerp?
That shifty twerp?
That should be taken by the next bowler in sequence.
That should be taken by the next bowler in sequence.
That the cheese is provided
That the cheese is provided
That the daily setting of the wheel of cheese
That the daily setting of the wheel of cheese
That was a waste of a bowl.
That was a waste of a bowl.
That was when footy was played on a Saturday arvo.
That was when footy was played on a Saturday arvo.
That you've obviously made in the past.
That you've obviously made in the past.
That'll be 9:00, gentlemen.
That'll be 9:00, gentlemen.
That's a tick in every box.
That's a tick in every box.
That's cliff carout.
That's cliff carout.
That's fine, Pete, but what about me
That's fine, Pete, but what about me
That's how they see us. Absolutely not.
That's how they see us. Absolutely not.
That's interesting, isn't it?
That's interesting, isn't it?
That's just ridiculous!
That's just ridiculous!
That's norm's bowling arm. He's got a bung leg.
That's norm's bowling arm. He's got a bung leg.
That's not a retraction you're writing there, is it, Nance?
That's not a retraction you're writing there, is it, Nance?
That's the highest accolade you can be paid by the skip.
That's the highest accolade you can be paid by the skip.
That's the jar you put money in if you say 'fuck'.
That's the jar you put money in if you say 'fuck'.
That's the part of the story we didn't tell you.
That's the part of the story we didn't tell you.
That's the reason for calling, Jack.
That's the reason for calling, Jack.
That's the way. We met the other day.
That's the way. We met the other day.
That's what I most admire about cliff.
That's what I most admire about cliff.
That's what I would like to be.
That's what I would like to be.
That's where we're putting the carvery
That's where we're putting the carvery
That's wonderful, Jack. Yeah.
That's wonderful, Jack. Yeah.
That's you clearly in breach of a restraining order.
That's you clearly in breach of a restraining order.
That's your term, not my term.
That's your term, not my term.
The baking competition's under way.
The baking competition's under way.
The best bit of blue chip real estate
The best bit of blue chip real estate
The bogarra bowls club.
The bogarra bowls club.
The Buckingham Palace of bowls turned into a pokies slum.
The Buckingham Palace of bowls turned into a pokies slum.
The chair does not recognise the speaker.
The chair does not recognise the speaker.
The club has no choice but to dissolve
The club has no choice but to dissolve
The club rejected your offer.
The club rejected your offer.
The current shortfall stands at...
The current shortfall stands at...
The details are a bit sketchy,
The details are a bit sketchy,
The Don bradman of bowls.
The Don bradman of bowls.
The flipper.
The flipper.
The game goes back a long, long time,
The game goes back a long, long time,
The governor is the patron
The governor is the patron
The great man finished the game before sailing into the channel
The great man finished the game before sailing into the channel
The hat and bowling dress come out in the boudoir.
The hat and bowling dress come out in the boudoir.
The highest authority in the game.
The highest authority in the game.
The idea is to get your bowl
The idea is to get your bowl
The Jack Simpson who's a member of this club.
The Jack Simpson who's a member of this club.
The keys to the kingdom every day.
The keys to the kingdom every day.
The lovely ida.
The lovely ida.
The machines are programmed so the people can't win.
The machines are programmed so the people can't win.
The mad hatter's off tap, queen mum's got one in the line.
The mad hatter's off tap, queen mum's got one in the line.
The meaning of defeat.
The meaning of defeat.
The most formidable team in this competition.
The most formidable team in this competition.
The new greenkeeper's here to see you.
The new greenkeeper's here to see you.
The only person who gets paid here is the greenkeeper.
The only person who gets paid here is the greenkeeper.
The queen.
The queen.
The question of poker machines for a moment?
The question of poker machines for a moment?
The reason I'm calling is to let you know
The reason I'm calling is to let you know
The sad thing is you're a natural. I can see that.
The sad thing is you're a natural. I can see that.
The scores completely level.
The scores completely level.
The team I've put together this year,
The team I've put together this year,
The thing you need to know about this club
The thing you need to know about this club
The ultimate decision resides with them.
The ultimate decision resides with them.
The uniform's just not me. Why's that?
The uniform's just not me. Why's that?
The upshot is we can't field a team.
The upshot is we can't field a team.
The wheel of cheese.
The wheel of cheese.
The white hat and dress. It's like saying you're old...
The white hat and dress. It's like saying you're old...
The, uh, wheel of cheese.
The, uh, wheel of cheese.
Then he waited for the bruise to come up and he chalked it.
Then he waited for the bruise to come up and he chalked it.
Then I'll have to report you to the governor.
Then I'll have to report you to the governor.
There appears to be a bit of a mix up, young fella.
There appears to be a bit of a mix up, young fella.
There is no other option.
There is no other option.
There isn't a different route.
There isn't a different route.
There must be someone. Well, I'm blowed if I know.
There must be someone. Well, I'm blowed if I know.
There'll be complaints. Just for a change.
There'll be complaints. Just for a change.
There's a few around.
There's a few around.
There's one for the mantelpiece.
There's one for the mantelpiece.
There's one more item of business on the agenda
There's one more item of business on the agenda
There's plenty of blokes here. They're non playing members.
There's plenty of blokes here. They're non playing members.
There's your permit.
There's your permit.
These bowls are shithouse.
These bowls are shithouse.
These sandwiches are top shelf, ladies.
These sandwiches are top shelf, ladies.
These scones are lovely, Gwen. Oh!
These scones are lovely, Gwen. Oh!
They can't win the tournament, Jack.
They can't win the tournament, Jack.
They finally raised the price of beer at the club,
They finally raised the price of beer at the club,
They literally cannot win.
They literally cannot win.
They look shithouse.
They look shithouse.
They only issue a certain number
They only issue a certain number
They say it looked like a resting toucher.
They say it looked like a resting toucher.
They should learn the language.
They should learn the language.
They thrive on gossip,
They thrive on gossip,
They're angenene, len.
They're angenene, len.
They're at genuine 1972 prices.
They're at genuine 1972 prices.
They're my underpants.
They're my underpants.
They're not a bad outfit, cityside.
They're not a bad outfit, cityside.
They're not balls, Dave, they're bowls.
They're not balls, Dave, they're bowls.
They're our sandwiches.
They're our sandwiches.
They're queue jumpers, that's what they are.
They're queue jumpers, that's what they are.
They're scones, Jack.
They're scones, Jack.
They're treating us like idiots.
They're treating us like idiots.
They've been at us for years.
They've been at us for years.
They've got a restraining order out against me,
They've got a restraining order out against me,
Think about the indoor waterfall.
Think about the indoor waterfall.
Think they're giving you the wind up, Stan. 'Scuse I.
Think they're giving you the wind up, Stan. 'Scuse I.
Thinks he'll get away with this.
Thinks he'll get away with this.
This car park taken, is it? Who wants to know?
This car park taken, is it? Who wants to know?
This game can't be declared a walkover
This game can't be declared a walkover
This is a really great game.
This is a really great game.
This isn't the end of it. I think you'll find it is.
This isn't the end of it. I think you'll find it is.
This meeting is for members only.
This meeting is for members only.
This place would be perfect for a hydroponic setup, hey?
This place would be perfect for a hydroponic setup, hey?
This was his last game of bowls.
This was his last game of bowls.
This was left in the fridge, Jack.
This was left in the fridge, Jack.
Till the meeting of the next committee,
Till the meeting of the next committee,
To a slice from the complimentary wheel of cheese.
To a slice from the complimentary wheel of cheese.
To be chaired by herself.
To be chaired by herself.
To bring more pokie playing members to my club.
To bring more pokie playing members to my club.
To complete the end.
To complete the end.
To demand their immediate disqualification.
To demand their immediate disqualification.
To keep average call times to under 12 seconds per call,
To keep average call times to under 12 seconds per call,
To service the customer's needs.
To service the customer's needs.
To set up free heroin clinics.
To set up free heroin clinics.
To tell the truth, I have pulled up a bit sore.
To tell the truth, I have pulled up a bit sore.
To turn down a drink, particularly a free one.
To turn down a drink, particularly a free one.
Too many home... brews.
Too many home... brews.
Top shelf. I thought so.
Top shelf. I thought so.
Tough titties.
Tough titties.
Trust me.
Trust me.
Tuesday then?
Tuesday then?
Two tall ships, Saddam.
Two tall ships, Saddam.
Uh uh. All aled out after Stan's home brew.
Uh uh. All aled out after Stan's home brew.
Uh, well, in that case, mr Simpson,
Uh, well, in that case, mr Simpson,
Um, I see.
Um, I see.
Um, it's gonna curve like the billyo.
Um, it's gonna curve like the billyo.
Um, thanks, anyway.
Um, thanks, anyway.
Um, we could try to get some new young members.
Um, we could try to get some new young members.
Um... very technical.
Um... very technical.
Unbelievable. And this is cool?
Unbelievable. And this is cool?
Under no circumstances is Nancy brown to enter
Under no circumstances is Nancy brown to enter
Unless cityside bowls club can demonstrate
Unless cityside bowls club can demonstrate
Until 15 minutes after the scheduled start time.
Until 15 minutes after the scheduled start time.
Until that time no one can say we can't field a team.
Until that time no one can say we can't field a team.
Vanquished the enemy.
Vanquished the enemy.
Very complex. What about you? What did you used to do?
Very complex. What about you? What did you used to do?
Very good.
Very good.
Very high tech, yeah. Hard to explain to...
Very high tech, yeah. Hard to explain to...
Victory will be all the sweeter, then.
Victory will be all the sweeter, then.
Wait until you try the heavy stuff, son.
Wait until you try the heavy stuff, son.
Wanker.
Wanker.
Was in 1588,
Was in 1588,
Watch it, Sonny, watch it.
Watch it, Sonny, watch it.
We are in trouble. Another one.
We are in trouble. Another one.
We beat Brandy creek 21 to18.
We beat Brandy creek 21 to18.
We can't afford to. We haven't got any money.
We can't afford to. We haven't got any money.
We could enter a tournament offering some prize money.
We could enter a tournament offering some prize money.
We could have one of those dos
We could have one of those dos
We get Ron out of his deathbed and Jack doesn't front.
We get Ron out of his deathbed and Jack doesn't front.
We gotta win this thing.
We gotta win this thing.
We had a good arrangement for five years.
We had a good arrangement for five years.
We had one of those. Eileen: It was a disaster.
We had one of those. Eileen: It was a disaster.
We know that's not going to happen.
We know that's not going to happen.
We made the bloody final.
We made the bloody final.
We would've collapsed
We would've collapsed
We'll enter him under a false name.
We'll enter him under a false name.
We'll see about that. You've still gotta beat my blokes.
We'll see about that. You've still gotta beat my blokes.
We'll use the fridge in the kitchen, len.
We'll use the fridge in the kitchen, len.
We're from cityside bowls club
We're from cityside bowls club
We're gonna bus these people in and pick their pockets
We're gonna bus these people in and pick their pockets
We're here to see the governor.
We're here to see the governor.
We're out, thanks to you.
We're out, thanks to you.
We're preparing the celebrations.
We're preparing the celebrations.
We're sitting on a goldmine.
We're sitting on a goldmine.
We're two up, Jack.
We're two up, Jack.
We're with you, your majesty.
We're with you, your majesty.
We've been approached again by that advertising mob
We've been approached again by that advertising mob
We've been talking about you. All good, I hope.
We've been talking about you. All good, I hope.
We've called an extraordinary general meeting.
We've called an extraordinary general meeting.
We've decided to go a different route.
We've decided to go a different route.
We've got shot. Just go wide, put it in the ditch.
We've got shot. Just go wide, put it in the ditch.
We've just been contacted by the rvba.
We've just been contacted by the rvba.
Welcome back, son.
Welcome back, son.
Well bowled, cliffy boy!
Well bowled, cliffy boy!
Well done, mate. Good on ya, Jack.
Well done, mate. Good on ya, Jack.
Well done, son. Stan?
Well done, son. Stan?
Well, at least I had a chance.
Well, at least I had a chance.
Well, I'll line up the drinks, then.
Well, I'll line up the drinks, then.
Well, I'm still working away down at cityside bowling club.
Well, I'm still working away down at cityside bowling club.
Well, ladies and gentlemen, we have a late inclusion
Well, ladies and gentlemen, we have a late inclusion
Well, our ruling is, someone else should re=bowl it.
Well, our ruling is, someone else should re=bowl it.
Well, son, that's a matter of some debate.
Well, son, that's a matter of some debate.
Well, son...
Well, son...
Well, thank you, boys.
Well, thank you, boys.
Well, there's a bombshell.
Well, there's a bombshell.
Well, this is it.
Well, this is it.
Well, we're aware of our financial position.
Well, we're aware of our financial position.
Well, well, well.
Well, well, well.
Well, why don't we listen to one of your calls?
Well, why don't we listen to one of your calls?
Well, you're from a simpler time.
Well, you're from a simpler time.
Well, you're gonna have to do something, aren't you?
Well, you're gonna have to do something, aren't you?
Well! Hello, mrs Jenkins.
Well! Hello, mrs Jenkins.
Well... it was the only time I ever met him.
Well... it was the only time I ever met him.
Well... no, actually.
Well... no, actually.
Went on an end of season bowling trip to corowa.
Went on an end of season bowling trip to corowa.
Went through the same thing ourselves.
Went through the same thing ourselves.
What about Jack Simpson?
What about Jack Simpson?
What about pennant?
What about pennant?
What about that bloke? Why can't he bowl?
What about that bloke? Why can't he bowl?
What about the real Australians?
What about the real Australians?
What about the watch?
What about the watch?
What about trifle day?
What about trifle day?
What about you, Stan?
What about you, Stan?
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
What are you doing, Gwen?
What are you doing, Gwen?
What are you doing? Just polishing my bowls, len.
What are you doing? Just polishing my bowls, len.
What are you talking about, Dave?
What are you talking about, Dave?
What can I do?
What can I do?
What did we all think of that call?
What did we all think of that call?
What did you say?
What did you say?
What do all you guys think?
What do all you guys think?
What do you call that? Gruel?
What do you call that? Gruel?
What do you do for a crust, Jack?
What do you do for a crust, Jack?
What do you people want from me? We need you for the numbers.
What do you people want from me? We need you for the numbers.
What for? Your dick?
What for? Your dick?
What happened to “all hands on deck”?
What happened to “all hands on deck”?
What happens on tour stays on tour.
What happens on tour stays on tour.
What if I plead insanity? I beg your pardon?
What if I plead insanity? I beg your pardon?
What if I say no?
What if I say no?
What is that?
What is that?
What is that?!
What is that?!
What kind of offer? Good.
What kind of offer? Good.
What next?
What next?
What part of 'no' don't you understand, Bernie?
What part of 'no' don't you understand, Bernie?
What really sticks in my craw is you making fun of norm.
What really sticks in my craw is you making fun of norm.
What sir Francis Drake had for brekkie in 1588,
What sir Francis Drake had for brekkie in 1588,
What the hell are you doing? You said we could smoke.
What the hell are you doing? You said we could smoke.
What the hell is this?
What the hell is this?
What with the passing of time and all.
What with the passing of time and all.
What?
What?
What? Swear jar.
What? Swear jar.
What?! No, no. That doesn't count.
What?! No, no. That doesn't count.
What?! No!
What?! No!
What's a fella have to do around here to get a drink?
What's a fella have to do around here to get a drink?
What's a flipper?
What's a flipper?
What's all that about?
What's all that about?
What's goin' on?
What's goin' on?
What's going on here, then?
What's going on here, then?
What's going on here?
What's going on here?
What's on your mind, son? You look a bit worried.
What's on your mind, son? You look a bit worried.
What's that bastard got to do with this?
What's that bastard got to do with this?
What's that? Raffle tickets.
What's that? Raffle tickets.
What's the advantage if you don't bowl?
What's the advantage if you don't bowl?
What's with you, anyway? You've gone bowls crazy.
What's with you, anyway? You've gone bowls crazy.
When I take over the club.
When I take over the club.
When it comes to karate.
When it comes to karate.
When sir Francis Drake played the famous game
When sir Francis Drake played the famous game
When the great frank gray was president.
When the great frank gray was president.
When the great sir Francis Drake
When the great sir Francis Drake
Where all pulitzer prize journalism resides,
Where all pulitzer prize journalism resides,
Where did it come from, Stan?
Where did it come from, Stan?
Where she wasted no time introducing a swear jar.
Where she wasted no time introducing a swear jar.
Where we come as our favourite decade.
Where we come as our favourite decade.
Where'd you learn to drive, you hat... wearing fool?
Where'd you learn to drive, you hat... wearing fool?
Which got us out of the woods.
Which got us out of the woods.
Which infuriated norm.
Which infuriated norm.
Which we need to do if we are going to meet our target quota.
Which we need to do if we are going to meet our target quota.
Which, I believe, is in 10 days time.
Which, I believe, is in 10 days time.
While awaiting the arrival of the Spanish armada.
While awaiting the arrival of the Spanish armada.
While awaiting the arrival of the Spanish armada.
While awaiting the arrival of the Spanish armada.
While awaiting the arrival...
While awaiting the arrival...
While I can request this of the board,
While I can request this of the board,
Who are you? What have you done with Jack Simpson?
Who are you? What have you done with Jack Simpson?
Who never used two words when one would do.
Who never used two words when one would do.
Who want to film an incontinence ad at the club.
Who want to film an incontinence ad at the club.
Who would have had a pretty good time during the war,
Who would have had a pretty good time during the war,
Who?
Who?
Who? Glynn bosisto.
Who? Glynn bosisto.
Who? Jack Simpson.
Who? Jack Simpson.
Who's len?
Who's len?
Who's running it?
Who's running it?
Who's so mean you'd cut your own hair.
Who's so mean you'd cut your own hair.
Whoa, yeah. You little beauty!
Whoa, yeah. You little beauty!
Why aren't you guys coming?
Why aren't you guys coming?
Why did you do it?
Why did you do it?
Why don't I jump in the bath for a few hours and wrinkle up?
Why don't I jump in the bath for a few hours and wrinkle up?
Why don't we raise the price of beer?
Why don't we raise the price of beer?
Why don't you ask that nice, young bloke
Why don't you ask that nice, young bloke
Why hasn't anyone mentioned this to me?
Why hasn't anyone mentioned this to me?
Why have you been paying your fees, Jack?
Why have you been paying your fees, Jack?
Why? So they let me in.
Why? So they let me in.
Will be able to come up with a few ideas.
Will be able to come up with a few ideas.
Window washer: Hey, mate? Hey.
Window washer: Hey, mate? Hey.
With our friend mr Simpson, won't I?
With our friend mr Simpson, won't I?
Woman on radio: I'm disgusted with the government's decision
Woman on radio: I'm disgusted with the government's decision
Woman on radio: It's alright for youse
Woman on radio: It's alright for youse
Woman: Beg your pardon?
Woman: Beg your pardon?
Woman: Come on, Stan.
Woman: Come on, Stan.
Woman: Good.
Woman: Good.
Woman: Hear, hear.
Woman: Hear, hear.
Woman: Measure.
Woman: Measure.
Woman: Swear jar, Stan.
Woman: Swear jar, Stan.
Woman: There's no precedent for this, of course.
Woman: There's no precedent for this, of course.
Would carry considerable weight.
Would carry considerable weight.
Would have to be the most beautiful tomato sandwiches
Would have to be the most beautiful tomato sandwiches
Would you like to see what your team mates are up to,
Would you like to see what your team mates are up to,
Would you pass the beetroot, please? That's the boy.
Would you pass the beetroot, please? That's the boy.
Would you, Dave?
Would you, Dave?
Wouldn't be...
Wouldn't be...
Wouldn't have missed it, len.
Wouldn't have missed it, len.
Wow. Nice one.
Wow. Nice one.
Yeah, alright then.
Yeah, alright then.
Yeah, but what's going to ha...
Yeah, but what's going to ha...
Yeah, good luck.
Yeah, good luck.
Yeah, he rang here earlier.
Yeah, he rang here earlier.
Yeah, it's right in front of me.
Yeah, it's right in front of me.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, right. Very civilised, actually.
Yeah, right. Very civilised, actually.
Yeah, we're struggling for members at the moment.
Yeah, we're struggling for members at the moment.
Yeah, well, cliff's done his time. Let's get him out there.
Yeah, well, cliff's done his time. Let's get him out there.
Yeah, well, you're fired, you hopeless fucking idiots.
Yeah, well, you're fired, you hopeless fucking idiots.
Yeah, yeah, hand it over.
Yeah, yeah, hand it over.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah?
Yeah? The bloke cliff headbutted...
Yeah? The bloke cliff headbutted...
Yeah? Who the hell's Jack Simpson?
Yeah? Who the hell's Jack Simpson?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Crackerjack.
Yeah. Crackerjack.
Yeah. Had a couple of quieties.
Yeah. Had a couple of quieties.
Yeah. If only he could.
Yeah. If only he could.
Yeah. It's time you learned.
Yeah. It's time you learned.
Yeah. Let you know if anything changes.
Yeah. Let you know if anything changes.
Yeah. Ok. Yep.
Yeah. Ok. Yep.
Yeah. You got us there.
Yeah. You got us there.
Yes, I know. Everyone came as the '50s.
Yes, I know. Everyone came as the '50s.
Yes, Stan!
Yes, Stan!
Yes, this is Jack Simpson.
Yes, this is Jack Simpson.
Yes!
Yes!
Yet suddenly the last 35 years
Yet suddenly the last 35 years
You can pay bills online and check your balance.
You can pay bills online and check your balance.
You can take these.
You can take these.
You can talk. Don't worry. Under control.
You can talk. Don't worry. Under control.
You can't allow it.
You can't allow it.
You can't bend it both ways, Jack.
You can't bend it both ways, Jack.
You can't pretend, len, to have everyone on your side
You can't pretend, len, to have everyone on your side
You could bowl with the ladies. Maybe not, Eileen.
You could bowl with the ladies. Maybe not, Eileen.
You could've had your car parks and lived happily ever after.
You could've had your car parks and lived happily ever after.
You couldn't slip a pension card between them.
You couldn't slip a pension card between them.
You didn't see me, but you'll hear from me.
You didn't see me, but you'll hear from me.
You don't do that with a pelargonium domesticum.
You don't do that with a pelargonium domesticum.
You don't think we're overreacting, Eileen?
You don't think we're overreacting, Eileen?
You guys are back in as the highest ranked losers.
You guys are back in as the highest ranked losers.
You have to buy lunch here. Caterers' contract.
You have to buy lunch here. Caterers' contract.
You haven't had a decent root since 1943.
You haven't had a decent root since 1943.
You just don't get it, do ya?
You just don't get it, do ya?
You know cityside can't win this tournament, don't you?
You know cityside can't win this tournament, don't you?
You know him, you love him... Excuse me!
You know him, you love him... Excuse me!
You know what I mean. Of course I do, dear.
You know what I mean. Of course I do, dear.
You know what that means, don't you?
You know what that means, don't you?
You know what you're talking about.
You know what you're talking about.
You know, here's the deal.
You know, here's the deal.
You liked the two fat ladies.
You liked the two fat ladies.
You look like you're aching all over.
You look like you're aching all over.
You multiply that by 100 that's the number of machines.
You multiply that by 100 that's the number of machines.
You must be very proud.
You must be very proud.
You must've really tried one on after I left last night.
You must've really tried one on after I left last night.
You remind me a bit of myself as a young bloke.
You remind me a bit of myself as a young bloke.
You say cityside are having a fancy dress thing tonight?
You say cityside are having a fancy dress thing tonight?
You see, my position is one of ceremony.
You see, my position is one of ceremony.
You seem pretty confident about that.
You seem pretty confident about that.
You should've accepted my offer.
You should've accepted my offer.
You spend 80% of your time
You spend 80% of your time
You stupid old goat!
You stupid old goat!
You wait here? Yeah, sure.
You wait here? Yeah, sure.
You want a radox bath?
You want a radox bath?
You were in the kitchen just before it happened.
You were in the kitchen just before it happened.
You wouldn't be able to pass me one of those beers,
You wouldn't be able to pass me one of those beers,
You wouldn't believe it, but Melbourne and essendon
You wouldn't believe it, but Melbourne and essendon
You, my boy, are going for a roll.
You, my boy, are going for a roll.
You'd have this stuff growing in the shed, wouldn't you, mate?
You'd have this stuff growing in the shed, wouldn't you, mate?
You'll come round you've got to.
You'll come round you've got to.
You'll find that licences for the next five years
You'll find that licences for the next five years
You'll notice the finals are at bogarra.
You'll notice the finals are at bogarra.
You're a bloody disgrace.
You're a bloody disgrace.
You're a class act.
You're a class act.
You're a clown, Simpson.
You're a clown, Simpson.
You're a good egg.
You're a good egg.
You're a nasty piece of work, Bernie Fowler.
You're a nasty piece of work, Bernie Fowler.
You're actually required in the clubhouse for an ale.
You're actually required in the clubhouse for an ale.
You're already a member. I used your name for a car park.
You're already a member. I used your name for a car park.
You're already involved. What?
You're already involved. What?
You're at all the games, expert on the rules,
You're at all the games, expert on the rules,
You're fucked.
You're fucked.
You're full of good suggestions today, mrs Jenkins.
You're full of good suggestions today, mrs Jenkins.
You're kidding!
You're kidding!
You're not gonna believe what's happened.
You're not gonna believe what's happened.
You're showing a bit, though, love.
You're showing a bit, though, love.
You're sitting on what I believe to be
You're sitting on what I believe to be
You're stuffed now, Bernie.
You're stuffed now, Bernie.
You're taking your medication, aren't you?
You're taking your medication, aren't you?
You're telling me.
You're telling me.
You're under arrest
You're under arrest
You've already got your liquor licence,
You've already got your liquor licence,
You've been warned about harassment.
You've been warned about harassment.
You've brought our club to its knees.
You've brought our club to its knees.
You've done it again.
You've done it again.
You've gone mad!
You've gone mad!
You've got a $1,200 arm. You're out there lairising.
You've got a $1,200 arm. You're out there lairising.
You've got a hide, turning up here.
You've got a hide, turning up here.
You've got a sports bar here with the big screens.
You've got a sports bar here with the big screens.
You've got an indoor waterfall there in the foyer.
You've got an indoor waterfall there in the foyer.
You've got the expertise, the equipment,
You've got the expertise, the equipment,
You've got the lot, basically.
You've got the lot, basically.
You've got your brasserie, you've got your carvery,
You've got your brasserie, you've got your carvery,
You've got your car park.
You've got your car park.
You've got your piano bar there,
You've got your piano bar there,
You've seen the electricity bill?
You've seen the electricity bill?
Your club does have a proud tradition.
Your club does have a proud tradition.
Your right indicator is still on.
Your right indicator is still on.
Your services will be required this morning.
Your services will be required this morning.
3 few drinks were had.
3 few drinks were had.
3 minute warning, gentlemen.
3 minute warning, gentlemen.
10 stab me in the eye with a ballpoint pen.
10 stab me in the eye with a ballpoint pen.
24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
35 years in the Navy.
35 years in the Navy.
44 two fat whores.
44 two fat whores.
...
...
'Bye, ladies. Gwen: Good on ya, Stan.
'Bye, ladies. Gwen: Good on ya, Stan.
'Cause I used your real name. What?
'Cause I used your real name. What?
'cause I'll have that thing airborne in no time.
'cause I'll have that thing airborne in no time.
'cause it's gonna curve like buggery.
'cause it's gonna curve like buggery.
'El capitan' as he's known here in bogarra.
'El capitan' as he's known here in bogarra.
'Flipper'?
'Flipper'?
'number 96a, subsection 2b
'number 96a, subsection 2b
'Scuse me, len.
'Scuse me, len.
'while the bowl itself was last seen
'while the bowl itself was last seen
“always remember, keep them angry, keep them stupid.”
“always remember, keep them angry, keep them stupid.”
“and beat the spaniard too.”
“and beat the spaniard too.”
“and thrash the spaniard too.”
“and thrash the spaniard too.”
“Cityside bowling club is in breach of local ordinance
“Cityside bowling club is in breach of local ordinance
“from premises leased from the crown.
“from premises leased from the crown.
“heading through the kfc car park on York street.”
“heading through the kfc car park on York street.”
“Hope all's well.”
“Hope all's well.”
“in charge of the issuing of licences.”
“in charge of the issuing of licences.”
“Mr Fowler has been linked
“Mr Fowler has been linked
“nearly brought the house down,
“nearly brought the house down,
“Simpson's introduction of the so called 'flipper'
“Simpson's introduction of the so called 'flipper'
“there's still time to win this game
“there's still time to win this game
“to suspect gaming authority officers
“to suspect gaming authority officers
“unlawfully gaining financial advantage
“unlawfully gaining financial advantage
“we've still got time to finish this game,
“we've still got time to finish this game,
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$7,486.35.
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