Playmobil: The Movie Edit

A crosser of borders.

A disappearing... Ah!

A flower shop? Really?

A little tight. Um...

A master of disguise.

A number of citizens from different lands have vanished into thin air.

A wagon can't just vanish into thin air.

After 12 years of school,

After all, who among us hasn't spit in death's face

After all, your bag of Viking coins

After me! Hup!

Ah, are you kidding me? Now what?

Ah, can the sweet talk, Del.

Ah, it was nothing. Well, it wasn't nothing.

Ah, the show's about to start!

Ah, your sister Marla is coming for you, my good man.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! (coughing) What is that?!

Ah! (grunting)

Ah! Ah!

Ah! Guys! I got a plan!

Ah! Oh!

Ah! Oh!

Ah! Outta the way! (panting) I'm taking the truck.

Ah! What's going on?!

Ah. Huh? (sighing)

Ah. Perfect!

Ah. Um...

Ah...

Ah...

Ah...

Ah...

Ah... come on! Let's mo ti vate!

Ah... Huh?

Ah... that's not good.

Ahem.

Ain't nothin' gonna stop...

All I want to do is help. That's all I want to do. But you know what?

All they want to do is frolic and dance around!

All... by... your... lonesome!

Almost there. C'mon!

Alright, alright, I'm coming!

Alright, Charlie, we got this!

Alright, let's do this!

Alright, you have to promise not to tell

Amazing.

And a privilege to work with you, Agent Marla.

And been home for dessert by now!

And best of luck finding your brother.

And buy the info we need about Charlie.

And can move freely throughout the facility.

And do everything, and see what you're really made of.

And dose them with the sleep serum I gave you.

And everyone thinks I'm great. This is rad!

And everyone thinks I'm great. This is rad!

And everything I did...

And get a visual on where that wagon took your brother.

And he should've been in bed, like, two hours ago.

And he should've been in bed, like, two hours ago.

And hoped people wouldn't wonder what it stands for.

And I know exactly where we need to go now!

And I learned the hard way that life is not an adventure.

And I may just let you live, vile knave!

And I wanna go with you, more than anyone!

And I was, like, well, I'm not gonna do it now.

And I'd love to hear them.

And I'm not paying you a plumb cent!

And I'm, uh, letting you in because I like you,

And it be that impressive Viking.

And make it quick! Okay, you cretins?!

And maybe we'll discover the eighth world wonder!

And more about what I'm gonna do to the two you.

And not just because you're rich or that you have a bag of coins.

And now we're just pretending to be a family.

And now...

And she let me use her transporter to get back here!

And since you don't have my money,

And that I need you more than you need me...

And then poof the wagon's just... gone?

And then I'll go to college. It's just...

And then... Wait. Did we get the footage?

And there be strength in numbers.

And there's glitter everywhere!

And they ate all the burritos 'cause they were good, obviously.

And they're all yours if you can help me find Charlie.

And this brute must be ha! Charlie the Viking!

And this is my truck, lady! Have a nice life!

And this is, uh, Del's Belle, my truck.

And unspeakable danger to find you.

And when they free me, we're all gonna make you pay!

And you have the braids of a much stronger woman.

Any chance you can take the rest?

Anyway, listen, what if I told you

Anyway, we have had some fun! (laughing)

Are you out of your mind? Put those away!

Are you ready to have some fun?!

Argh! I need... to find my...

Argh! Oh!

Argh! Ook Ook free! Ook Ook free now!

Argh...!

Arrogant talk coming from a gutless bounty hunter!

As Amelia Earhart once said,

As Amelia Earhart once said:

At that price, I'm practically paying you.

At your service.

Aw, come on!

Awesome!

Aye aye, Cap'n.

Aye, aye, Captain!

Aye, Charles! I gave them a choice:

Aye, no time to waste.

Aye.

Balderdash!

Be eaten alive by a school of piranha,

Because if you didn't, we wouldn't get outta here alive.

Because you don't do anything, you won't let me do anything!

Believe me, we wanted a fight,

Better if we don't say. Place is hush hush, no habla.

Better yet... Oh! The volcanoes of Pompeii Plaza!

Both with the villains and your feelings for me.

Bravo, Mr. Dasher.

Bring me the stepstool! Take it! Come on!

Buckle up. I'm getting us outta here.

Buh bye!

Buh bye! (laughing)

Burritos!

But first, you'll need to believe you can.

But I grew up, Charlie.

But I need to focus on finding my little brother right now.

But I used my super strength to break out!

But I will miss you.

But she still had to go to the ball herself.

But the truth is, my back's against the wall here, alright?

But they liked the sound of SKULL

But this truck is all I have!

But we don't know where to go!

But we loved each other fiercely as well.

But we need to work together if we're gonna get out of this.

But you know what? No hard feelings.

But you take lots of tests.

But your soldiers ran away so fast.

But, you know, I just cook...

But... that's not the point. (grunting)

C'mon, you're no use to your baby bro

C'mon! C'mon! Hurry now!

Can I help you with something, little lady?

Can you please use that wand to zap him back to me?

Can't have you turned into a Popsicle out here, now can we? Heh heh.

Captain Bloodbones, you got your crew back!

Captain, I... I didn't see you there. (chuckling)

Carries around this giant axe.

Catch me, Charlie, catch me! We saved the day!

Catch me, Charlie! Catch me!

Changing channel, changing channel, changing.

Charles! Charles!

Charlie, dinner's ready.

Charlie, I am listening to you, but the answer is still no!

Charlie, seriously?

Charlie, seriously?

Charlie!

Charlie!

Charlie!

Charlie! No!

Charlie! Run! (screaming)

Charlie?

Charlie?

Charlie? Charlie!

Charlie? What are you doin', lad?

Charlie...

Charlie... run!

Charlie's out there, somewhere, all alone.

Come on down to Del's Belle for the finest spicy burritos...

Come on, Charlie, pick up the phone!

Come on, come on!

Come on, come on.

Come on, guys, we're not done yet!

Come on, let's go home.

Come on, let's go.

Come on, Marla, this is real!

Come on, you prehistoric pea brain! Finish them!

Come on!

Come on! Look around!

Come on! We had a deal!

Constantinopolis?

Cool.

Could it be... Marla, the noble knight? Hi yah!

Could we please come inside and speak with you?

Da, da! One moment.

Dance flamenco, bolero and tango!

Danger, danger.

Danny? Yeah, my sister was totally cool with it.

Dasher. And you don't find him, he finds you.

Deal's off! Your hay dun changed my steeds!

Declare the games...

Deep down, Glinara is a completely delightful...

Del, I know what I did was wrong.

Del, I'm so sorry, but... I never had the money.

Del, listen to me. Dr. Grim must eat a burrito.

Del, we're in position. Are you ready?

Del! Get up here already!

Del! You, rascal, you!

Del's Enchanted Hay. This is Del.

Delicious.

Delightful, huh?

Did it scare you? Can you believe that?!

Didn't say anything about sprouting wings!

Do you mean like that?

Don't deny it. I'm a human lie detector.

Don't hurry back.

Don't it sound like a hoot and a holler?

Don't worry, Charlie, I'm coming! Oh!

Don't worry, I'll be fine.

Don't, Charlie.

Dr. Greta Grim.

Dr. Grim, wait!

Dude! You took quite a spill. You okay?

Dum da da dum... (laughing)

Easy, tough guy. Just looking for my brother.

Education is the most important thing in the world, but...

Eh...

Emergency! Emperor!

Emperor... Maximus!

Excuse me! Anyone knows what's going on?

Excuse me! Are you guys the good guys?

Excuse me! Coming through. Sir? Man who is clearly ignoring me.

Family. Family!

Faster, faster!

Faster! Go! Come on!

Fighting? Tomorrow?! Del, we need to go now!

Fire!

First, log in with the access codes from the lieutenant.

Fitzy... my good man,

Flew on a T Rex.

Follow that hairy beast!

For a pirate's cannon a few years ago.

For instance, the bearded guy I ran into a few hours ago...

Forget something? The rest of my money?!

Fosters abandoned dogs.

From my Amazonian sisters in the middle of the night?!

From there, we'll check yesterday's feed,

Gentleman, show how we do!

Gentleman, show how we do!

Get in! Come on! Come on!

Get them! Hurry!

Get up there, Marla.

Getting you ready for a party. A rescue party! Let's go!

Girl, we gotta change that attitude.

Girl. No, not girl.

Give me a couple coins. I'm gonna need 'em.

Go get Charlie!

Go now! Go!

Go! Go!

Go! Go! Fast! Oh!

Go! Hurry up! Get 'em!

Gold!

Good luck finding your brother! I really do mean that.

Good luck to anyone finding you here.

Good!

Gotta go, gotta go!

Great timing! Oh, it's so good to see you guys!

Grrr! What the heck?!

Guarded day and night.

Guards, seize my prisoners!

Guards! I spotted an intruder inside our very city!

Guys, we got company!

Ha ha ha ha! Yeah! Me and Del's Belle are on the case!

Ha ha ha! Finally! The big finale!

Ha ha ha! Ow. Oh, my.

Ha ha!

Ha ha! ♪ The open sea ♪

Ha ha! Aw, you're all cheering for me and I love it!

Ha ha! Ha ha.

Ha ha! Let's cut and run!

Ha ha! Tell us about this amazing lass!

Ha ha! Turn around!

Ha ha! What's up?

Ha ha. Oh...

Ha! I do!

Ha! No. My wishes don't quite work like that.

Ha! To the city? I don't think so.

Ha! Well, good luck to them finding you.

Ha. Emperor Maximus,

Had to do a bit of vanquishing before we arrived.

Half this town will kill you for them,

Halt! Stop!

He actually has school tomorrow,

He has nothing to do with this! He was just helping me! Please! Oh!

He really likes to hear himself sing.

Heh heh heh.

Heh. With the truck.

Hello?

Hello? I'm a fairy godmother.

Here he comes, here he comes, here he comes, here he comes,

Here he comes, here he comes!

Here, let me help you up. (grunting)

Hey, c'mon. We can work something out.

Hey, careful, you might be having a good time.

Hey, chop chop! Let's go!

Hey, droopy, up. Up on the corner. Ah...

Hey, hey, hey, hey! Please don't hurt me. Ah!

Hey, I should be thanking you.

Hey, it's okay.

Hey, keep it close. This shouldn't take long.

Hey, uh, the saddlebag move you did, nicely done.

Hey, watch it! Watch... (screaming)

Hey, whoa! Lady! You can't go in there.

Hey! Hey, you!

Hey! Hi! Ha ha! What's going on?

Hey! I am trying to run a household here.

Hey! I think you're part of my carpool.

Hey! Who goes there?!

Hey. Ha ha. (panting)

Hi yah! Ha!

Hi, Marla. I'm Del.

Hi. Come on!

Hiding behind me like a scared little poodle.

Hmm...

Hmm...

Hold on!

Hold on! I'm gonna try to bring her in for a landing!

Holy...!

How are we gonna get back to finding Charlie?

How can that be? I've watched it a thousand times!

How can you be eating at a time like this?

How did I not find this place?

How many gold coins did you say were in the bag?

How's about you hand over that gold? Nice and slow like.

How's my hair?

Huh! I'm coming for you, Charlie!

Huh? Huh? (whimpering)

Huh.

Huh.

Huh.

Huh. Alright.

Huh. My intel's always right.

Huh. Oh.

Huh... uh...

I am!

I believe!

I bet you're dying to know.

I bet you're dying to know. Oops. Bad choice of words.

I bet... she hates me now.

I can do this!

I can't do this without you. Del!

I can't open it. (grunting)

I could've captured an entire Viking horde myself

I didn't realize I had an audience.

I don't have bones in my body, thank you very much. (laughing)

I don't know, because I've blocked out all liars and traitors,

I don't know, Mom and Dad make everything so easy for us, you know?

I don't let a lot of people in here,

I don't want no trouble!

I find people who seem lost and set them on the right path.

I gave him a wish and I sent him on his way.

I get to be an explorer. A "never before her."

I give you...

I got a Del down here askin' to see Miss G.

I got...

I had an incredible opportunity on some rare enchanted hay.

I had to do everything I could to save my brother. Even lie!

I have a feeling we'll be giving them...

I have a nose again. Oh... Charlie.

I have her money.

I hope she's not in trouble too.

I hope you're doing better than I am, Marla.

I I think the castle is... this way.

I just didn't realize we were seeing her so soon.

I just wanted an adventure,

I know! I feel different!

I know! Isn't he the coolest?!

I let him crash in Del's Belle once when everyone wanted him dead,

I love that trick! (laughing)

I love that trick! Never gets old.

I mean, Cinderella got her gown,

I mean, is there anyone's life you don't ruin, Marla?

I mean, just as radiant as ever. Mwah, mwah!

I mean, there's no chance of death or anything, right?

I need to pay Glinara back!

I probably wouldn't have helped you.

I really think we should talk about this first.

I sailed a pirate ship!

I saw your logo on some high tech, disappearing gizmo thing.

I see her! Uh... she's in my sights!

I see you're taking stock of your new accommodations.

I served side by side with her.

I sleep here, I live here.

I swear!

I think it goes better with the tattoos and this giant axe, don't you?

I think something bad's happening.

I think we found just what you be lookin' for.

I think you, uh, dropped this.

I think, like, 10 minutes.

I thought your voice would be a little deeper.

I told you, I have contacts everywhere.

I want my money!

I want umbrellas in my drinks!

I was about to do it, and then I saw you do it,

I was gonna do it, yeah...

I was gonna tell you. I'm... I'm sorry!

I was on a mission to rescue you all.

I will not spend another nanosecond with this lower life form.

I wish we had more time to get to know each other, Viking.

I, Emperor Maximus of Constantinopolis,

I, too, miss my sisters back in Amazonia.

I... believe?

I... think we already have a ride.

I'd worry less about your brother

I'll be the girl... I used to be.

I'll pay a fair wage.

I'll take that! (laughing)

I'll take that.

I'll tell Mom you gave me ice cream for dinner.

I'm 100% almost sure.

I'm a man of my word.

I'm amazing.

I'm coming for you, little bro!

I'm coming, people! I'm coming.

I'm gonna have to be compensated for my time.

I'm gonna miss you, Marla.

I'm just here to...

I'm Marla, by the way.

I'm not paying you to think!

I'm not really in the mood to dance right now.

I'm not that good. I mean, I'm good.

I'm on it! It's sleepy time for Dr. Grim.

I'm paying you to bring me back the strongest, fiercest, nastiest

I'm saying that sarcastically!

I'm sorry, but there's been an accident.

I'm sorry, but you won't believe this! You have to check this out!

I'm supposed to be there for him and...

I'm, uh, leadin' a posse

I've been told I could model, too.

I've got my super strength! (laughing)

I've saved up all my work money and I'm gonna backpack everywhere.

I've tried doing it myself. But look at me, I'm a wreck.

I've... I've lost him.

If I knew, which of course I don't.

If I were you, and I'm glad I'm not,

If that's the way you want it, Robotitron's gonna help me...

If you die of starvation, hmm...?

If you don't tell me,

If you have even one decent bone in your body, you can't do this!

Impostor.

In this town, nothing is what it seems.

Including black market tech.

Is her confidence.

Is it time for the super...

Is really gonna save my bacon.

Is someone talking to me?

Is that a fairytale castle?!

Is that for me?

Is that too tight?

Is the supreme ruler of Constantinopolis and my number one client.

Is this a spoon?! Where's... where's the money?

It is Del, your buddy, callin'.

It looks like this is your last stop!

It must've gone somewhere, but where?

It should be quite fun!

It was very dangerous, but I'm happy to do it.

It'll be a one man show where you're fighting for your life in my arena!

It's a passport. It lets you go anywhere in the world.

It's a place where wishes come true.

It's a stupid toy, and none of this means anything!

It's all here.

It's all lined up exactly like we had it.

It's full of disappointments and it's not the way you want it to be.

It's gonna make ya extra tasty for the beastie. (laughing)

It's just something I used to do. Let... let's go.

It's like ever since Mom and Dad died...

It's like one of those stress balls.

It's like we're meant to be here.

It's now or never, Captain!

It's okay to be excited to see me. You're only human.

It's okay, Charlie. You were right.

It's so much closer than I thought!

It's surrounded by jagged rocks and an impenetrable wall,

It's time to fly!

It's time to take down this guy with the...

It's who I am. I mean, I'm also a very good singer, but I... I should cook.

It's, um... it's, um...

It's... it's real!

Jeez. Calm down. Come on.

Joyride's over!

Just a blend of savory herbs and spices.

Just a moment.

Lady Fortune has sent him right to us!

Leave it to me! Here, take this.

Left, right, left...

Let me do this. I owe you guys.

Let me explain before the show.

Let me explain before the show. ♪ Eyes on me ♪

Let the other guards know immediately. Go, go, go!

Let's do it like we always used to.

Let's make this dino... sore.

Letting your co stars escape?

Like it. Good plan. And it sounds easy. Right, Rex?

Look around, will ya?

Look at all those places.

Look, any minute now, a rent a cop is gonna come

Look, I realize we got off to a bad start,

Look, Mom and Dad,

Look, sorry if I seem on edge, it's just...

Look, uh, I'm glad to see a happy ending, but you gotta go.

Look! There it is.

Love the disguise, buddy, but, uh, you still stick out like a sore thumb.

Make sure I'm outta here before any of this riffraff can touch me.

Make that 20.

Marla Brenner?

Marla, I'm really sorry for all the things I said,

Marla, is that a T Rex?!

Marla, look!

Marla, the rest of the gold coins if you will.

Marla, you... you lied to me?

Marla, you're not listening to me!

Marla! Oh!

Marla?

Marla?

Marla? Stop messing around. Let go.

Marla. I don't even know where she is.

Marla... I need you.

Maxi, old boy.

Me and Del's Belle, all the stories she could tell...

Me own crew collectin' a booty for me booty?!

Me own girl, the Thunderous Eel!

Me want fishies!

Me?

Me? Following you?! I don't think so.

Meant to be here? That's ridiculous.

Meatballs and spicy burritos!

Meet all new people eat street food,

Midtown?! Argh! Are you kidding me?!

Missed me. Take that!

Mm hmm.

Mm. Mm. Mm...

Mm. Mm. Mm...

Mom and Dad until I've told them.

Must've been the scariest five minutes of your life. (sighing)

My apartment on wheels.

My enemies have eyes and ears everywhere.

My little brother is in there, I have to find him

My little rotten runaways. (laughing) How's that taste?

My new Viking friends are coming for me, I'm sure of it.

My sister and I got into a huge fight.

Nah, we be escapin' in style.

Never mind, I'll just follow you.

Nicely done.

No one's coming for you, kid.

No worries. Easy fix.

No, I said let's go, you know, together. She's gonna make me run!

No, no, no, no! Please! I was counting on that money.

No, no, no! There has to be a mistake!

No, no! Come on, Glinara, please!

No, not those kind of tests. Real life tests.

No, there's not, Charlie!

No, this can't be right!

No, you... don't!

No!

No!

No!

No! Ah! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

No! Charlie, don't!

No! Not a darn tootin' nugget of gold today!

No. Okay.

No. Sadly, the wolves got him.

No... way! Del!

None of that gave it away?

Nope. This... this one's just garbage.

Not "person." That sounds too formal.

Not a what. It's a who!

Not anymore, Marla! This little adventure of ours is over!

Not how do fishies swim, where do fishies swim!

Not just any pirate ship.

Nothing worse than a small, stationary life.

Now we need your expertise with freeze ray laser cannon.

Now we're going to have to torture you. So sorry.

Now, come on, step into my office.

Now, lay out the free samples,

Now, let's get you cleaned up!

Now, release the beast!

Now, where is the top destination

Now's our chance!

Obviously I want to go to college,

Oh, and did I mention... roguishly handsome?

Oh, and we're gonna go on some big adventures together, Charlie.

Oh, come on, Marla, just... just be normal. Just be normal.

Oh, cupcake, if Maximus has your brother,

Oh, great! You're all coming forward?

Oh, hey, Danny. Uh... Yeah, I'm on my way now.

Oh, hold on. I'm getting another call. Someone probably wanting hay.

Oh, I am so sorry. Are... are you okay?

Oh, I don't get it!

Oh, I hate to say it, but the pirate's right.

Oh, I hope your intel's right about her loving these things, Rex!

Oh, I'm just an intern! No, no, no...!

Oh, it's no use. He's out cold!

Oh, look who it is. You make friends everywhere you go, don't you?

Oh, Maximus...

Oh, my little Viking gold. Who loves you more than I do?

Oh, no fair.

Oh, no matter. Charles the Destroyer.

Oh, no need.

Oh, no! What do we do?! Who's gonna sail the ship?!

Oh, oh, oh!

Oh, okay. En garde!

Oh, poor little robot.

Oh, thank goodness you're back.

Oh, thank goodness!

Oh, thank goodness. There you are!

Oh, that almost worked.

Oh, the meatball wants to meet Marla.

Oh, the Roman warriors and ogres have surrounded Charlie the Brave!

Oh, um... here.

Oh, yeah, I... guess I did.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Oh, yeah! We bad!

Oh, yes, looks like I did sell cloaking devices. Who knew? Ah...

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! (coughing)

Oh! Ah! Oh! Ow! Oh!

Oh! Alright, here we are.

Oh! And now we know where Charlie is!

Oh! Don't let go!

Oh! Hey! Who do you think... Oh! Oh ho!

Oh! How dare you all?!

Oh! I'm not the impostor! She is!

Oh! No. No, no, no!

Oh! Ow!

Oh! Retinal scan offline.

Oh! So shiny!

Oh! Uh... not now.

Oh! Unleash me now and see how you fare!

Oh! What?! No! No, no, no, no, no, no!

Oh! Who are probably hungry...

Oh! Whoa, whoa!

Oh. Ooh.

Oh...

Oh...

Oh...

Oh...

Oh... Charlie?!

Oh... my...

Oh... what's that behind your ear?

Oh... whoa!

Oh... yes! Yes! We made it!

Oh...! Son of a...

Okay, brave Viking, this one's for Mom and Dad.

Okay, Del, how are those burritos coming?

Okay, great! I've got until sundown to save my brother.

Okay, let's find this Rex Dancer.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. A posse. I gotta see this. Okay, go ahead.

Okay, okay. Easy, easy. (chuckling)

Okay, ready for this?

Okay, Rex, I'm at the retina scanner.

Okay, so then the Emperor put us in his stock.

Okay, um...

Okay. Got it!

Okay. I just need to find some help.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. What does he look like?

Okay. Yee haw!

Once you look past the roses and carnations,

One more time.

One of them happens to be the world's greatest secret agent.

Oof! Ah! Oh! Oh! Argh!

Ooh, you are gonna burn!

Ooh! Bathroom, bathroom, bathroom!

Ooh! What...?

Ooh. Spicy burritos! For free?

Ook Ook!

Ook Ook. (sniffing)

Ook!

Oops. Bad choice of words.

Open, open, open!

Or I'll rip your three tongues out with my bare hands!

Or maybe the unforgiving, frigid terrain of Yeti Tundra!

Or something good.

Or work for me!

Otherwise, Marla's cover will be completely blown.

Out of the way! Move along! Fresh meat coming through!

Over the last several months,

People are usually so excited to see a fairy godmother,

People, you can't rush delicious.

Perfect. (sighing)

Perhaps being a secret agent is just not your forte.

Pfft. You're not a piñata full of bees?

Pinky swear?

Pinky swear.

Pipe down, Amazonian. You're hurting my ears.

Pipe down, you two!

Please don't make me do something I don't want to do.

Please. Look around.

Please. Look around. We gotta get back home.

Pretty wonderful, right? Am I right? I'm right.

Promise?

Quick! Throw me the gold! Throw me the gold! Hurry!

Quiet, all of ya! It'd be decided then.

Quiet, Zarkonian scum,

Ready! Let's go!

Ready?! Release!

Really? The gown and wand ensemble?

Relax, Marla.

Relax! You're gonna get back double what I owe you.

Release me now,

Remember, the key to impersonating Dr. Grim

Remember? What are... what are the chances?

Ridiculous.

Robotitron, get over here!

Robotitron! How dare you?!

Secret Agent Rex Dasher.

See what I did with the words? Alright, let's go.

Shaken, not stir...

She does not have... mustache.

She is escorted by her two most trusted lieutenants.

She is unwavering.

She, and only she, has full access

She'd make a great bounty hunter.

She's battled all manner of deadly foe

She's got her hands in everything illegal,

She's ready. Let's go.

Shiver me timbers! Ye be seein' what I seein'?

Shot at, almost eaten alive.

Show us where the fishies swim!

So can I give you guys a ride back?

So do you know where we are?

So he owes me... big time!

So here's the wagon, and here's us.

So how much can I put you down for? Let's crunch some numbers.

So I can tell him he's grounded till he's 18.

So I can't hear anything from people that are jerks.

So I found out about the Emperor... (voices fading)

So if you woolly mammoths would put him down, that'd be great.

So if you woolly mammoths would put him down, that'd be great. Thanks.

So it's... heavily guarded and impossibly tall.

So what happened after you got captured?

So you're bailing on me again? Fine. Then I'll just go with Danny.

So your brother's missing. Truth is, he's not the first.

Someone gave me one once. It didn't help.

Sometimes we don't see what's right in front of us.

Sometimes, you gotta test yourself.

Sorry about that. (chuckling)

Sorry.

Sounds like a true Amazonian!

Spicy breakfast burritos.

Stay away from my brother!

Stay away from my brother!

Stay put. I'll be back for you once I get Charlie.

Stop at once!

Stow ye tempers.

Surprise. Rex Dasher.

Ta dah!

Ta ta ta ta! Who's that?

Take a good look.

Take her to... the dentist chair.

Take it all in, Marla!

Tattoos, beard,

Tell Glinara I need more time! Please!

Tell me that firewall is down, or there's no way I'm getting in.

Tell the boss Del's here to see her.

Ten of them attacked me, poured... poured the serum down my throat,

Tenacious, brilliant, icy,

Thank goodness I found you!

Thank ye. (snickering)

Thank you, Del. I'll miss you, too.

Thank you, Marla.

Thank you!

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thanks for your help, everybody.

Thanks. He actually has school tomorrow.

That doesn't mean we can't have any fun!

That horrible beastie!

That hurts. (gasping)

That is the point.

That means he's fighting in the coliseum tomorrow night!

That was terrifying, but also kind of exhilarating.

That went great!

That... that was... terrifying.

That's how these magic things work, isn't it?

That's it! We came through the lighthouse to get here.

That's just how you made it

That's my... my evil laugh. (laughing)

That's our arena. We'll pretend to fight for freedom!

That's so cool!

That's you, big guy. ♪ Invented a game ♪

That's you, big guy. ♪ Invented a game ♪

That's... (laughing)

The fights we had amongst ourselves were legend!

The first round of turkey legs is on me, alright?!

The lighting in here really brings out my eyes!

The name kind of falls apart at the end,

The other half doesn't need a reason!

The scorching desert of Pharaoh Dunes?

The Secret Doomsday Robot Submarine Thingy has already launched.

The Secret Killers Union of Lethal Lemurs.

The shimmering glow? The floating in the air?

The the the wizard who sold me the hay

The Vikings. All of it.

Then she is given the access code to the computer mainframe.

Then we'll get you to that satellite footage.

There are so many more adventures to come.

There be a common enemy facing all of us,

There be some escaping to do.

There comes a time in every young person's life...

There comes a time in every young woman's life

There she is, my Glinara! Look at you!

There!

There's a reason we were all captured.

There's emergency on level 1! Report there immediately!

There's gotta be something in this footage.

There's just one last thing I have to do.

There's still time to save Charlie.

There's the Coliseum and all the knights.

These are really good.

They are wearing a backpack with a sword sticking out of...

They generally don't hurl things at my face.

They'll wake up in... 12 to 48 hours.

They're getting away! Stop them!

They're on our tail!

Think about how valuable it will be for me

This girl believed anything was possible.

This is awesome!

This is excellent! Do any of you have resumes?

This is her club, but... but it's all a front.

This is not for us! This is a toy!

This is not what I had in mind, oh!

This way!

This... way?

Through that curtain and arrest us for trespassing.

To actually experience the world.

To find my rootin est, tootin est brother.

To have some fun with my sister for once.

To pick up your money right now, it's great.

Together.

Tonight we feast in your honor!

Toss this urchin in the brig!

Trust me, mister, I am not here for the Gateway to Fun.

Trust me.

Try adding more...

Two of them chose the piranha!

Ugh!

Ugh! Ah...

Ugh.

Ugh.

Ugh. Ow!

Ugh. The keys. Toss me the keys.

Ugh. Ugh.

Uh heh. I'll, uh...

Uh huh huh. Hmm hmm hmm.

Uh huh!

Uh, Glinara? Please! (laughing)

Uh, guards? Anyone? A little help?!

Uh, hello?

Uh, just... thanks for everything so far.

Uh, sir? Excuse me?

Uh, so...

Uh...

Uh...

Uh... yeah, I'm close.

Uh... yeah.

Um, yeah, about that...

Um, you know, on... on second thought,

Um... Charlie.

Um... giddy up, lil' pardners.

Um... I was just gonna say you forgot your sunglasses.

Um... Marla?

Um... okay! Let's pull on, uh...

Unfortunately, no. Don't fret, Marla.

Unique daily access codes and a laser retina scan,

Upon entrance into the secret corridor,

Used to be. Yeah, couple guys in Summer Fun Land traded it to me

Very busy with the, uh...

Victory!

Viking and knight, side by side.

Viking and knight!

Viking and knight! Viking and knight!

Viking and knight! Viking and knight!

Viking warrior you can find!

Vikings are the most steadfast sailors in all the land!

Voice of an angel. But the heart of a devil!

Wait a minute. You're the voice that I heard.

Wait! Del! What happened?!

Wait. Do you think it's the same people who took my brother?

Wait. Five?

Wait. How are we gonna get back home?

Wait. There's even a spot here... for my Viking!

Walk me through this, Rex.

We ain't leavin' ya behind!

We be rich, lads! Tonight we feast!

We can do this! Oh!

We can survive together.

We found our treasure.

We get to the top floor, we access their satellite surveillance system.

We gotta be close.

We gotta get back home.

We gotta go now.

We have a special guest for tonight's show!

We have captured Dasher and are returning to the palace.

We need to blend in.

We need to set sail. Now!

We should've really discussed this.

We stand ready for your order, Captain Charles!

We still have a full day to get to him.

We?! I'm sorry, I... I keep hearing "we." There is no we!

We'll get you, girl!

We're alive! We're alive!

We're back. (gasping)

We're coming for ya, lil' bro!

We're going to find help.

We're heading into dangerous territory,

We're here to see Glinara!

We're not gonna hurt you. We're not scary. I promise.

We're refueled, I'm refueled. We should go.

We're right back where we started!

We're surrounded! We're not gonna make it!

We're the toughest of the tough, the baddest of the lot.

We've met many times!

We've won! The battle is ours!

Well played.

Well, actually, he's about this tall,

Well, aside from the multiple levels of security,

Well, he should have! Lying wizard!

Well, hello, ladies.

Well, I meet a secret agent called Rex Dasher.

Well, I only actually got to sail for a minute. But it was amazing!

Well, lucky for you, you ended up with me!

Well, Mr. Big Shot, in one hour,

Well, then, I guess you're just stuck with dead old me.

Well, well, look what we have here.

Well, your client has my brother, and we're going to get him back!

Whap, whap, whap! Guess you got taken for a ride, Del. Hmm?

What a coincidence. I'm just happened to be on my way

What a surprise.

What a treat.

What are you talking about? I don't see any...

What are you talking about? Trust me.

What be thy name, warrior?

What is going on in this crazy place?

What kind of a fairy godmother would I be?

What the heck is going on?! Oh!

What the heck is... What the heck is this?!

What the...?

What the...?! Ah! (groaning)

What?

What? Nothing.

What?!

What?! Glinara?!

What?! I can't believe what I'm seeing!

What'd I miss?

What's taking you idiot pirates so long?!

When she has to make a decision.

Where are the rose pedals?!

Where are you?!

Where did they go? What am I paying you for?! Get them!

Where did they go?! Where did they... Charlie!

Where did you get that?!

Where you go everywhere,

Where'd she go?! Oh, I see her! Get that gold!

Which is why... (chuckling)

Which probably interfered with my modeling.

Whipping up those spicy burritos must've stirred something in me.

Who are...? Excuse me!

Who do you think you are?!

Whoa ho ho!

Whoa oh oh! Ow!

Whoa whoa whoa whoa. You mean Emperor Maximus?

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! (laughing)

Whoa! Ah! What are you... Ugh!

Whoa! Is that it?

Whoa! Oh!

Whoa! Oh! Okay, Marla! (grunting)

Whoa! Ow! Ah! Oof!

Whoa! Step on it, Del!

Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa! When I dreamed of riding a horse one day,

Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa...

Whoa...

Whoa...!

Whoa...!

Whoa...!

Whoa...! Hold on!

Whoo hoo!

Whoo!

Whoo! Lean into it!

Whoops! My bad. Excuse me.

Why are you doing this to me?! Don't hurt Del's Belle!

Why didn't you tell me you had Viking gold?!

Why don't we just keep driving, heh?

Why why are you following me?!

Why, if I wasn't all the way up here on this balcony, I would...

Will you stop worrying? We're perfectly safe.

With my connections, I could find your brother, no problemo.

With only one weakness:

Without you, I would never have realized that cooking completes me.

Woman.

Word of advice: in this town, nothing is what it seems.

Would I have helped you? How dare you?

Would you have helped me for no money?!

Wow, your head looks thinner.

Wow!

Wow! A real life pirate ship!

Wow! Blackmail.

Wow. Marla, look at all these people.

Yah! Giddy up!

Yah! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Yah! Yah! I'll get you boys!

Yeah, but he has talent.

Yeah, can you hold on a minute?

Yeah, I could tell, especially when you were

Yeah, well, sometimes, there are more important things than fun.

Yeah! Any idea where I can find the sher...

Yeah. Totally. Except...

Yeah. Yeah, he is. No, wait, wait, wait.

Yeah. Yeah, we, uh...

Yeah... you look different.

Yer days of swindlin' and plunderin' are over,

Yes, it's for you.

Yes, we are! Yeah ha ha!

Yes, yes! I got a beard, yeah! (laughing)

Yes!

Yes! (maniacal laughter)

Yes! If we can find help at the castle, then we can...

Yes.

You always do this!

You are so odd. Just tell me this.

You bilge rat, of course you wouldn't know.

You can all pay extra for it on the way out.

You can do this, Charlie. Just think it through.

You can fly anywhere you want.

You can sail us out of here, Viking!

You can't just send someone to take my...

You clearly don't work for Glinara.

You don't need to say it with words.

You found your brother.

You have a... a beard!

You have enough gold in that bag to pay off my debt

You kiss your mother with that mouth? Pfft! Goodbye!

You know I always glow during molting season. Hmm...

You know, you can just drop me off at the next exit. I'm cool.

You look amazing!

You okay, buddy? You're sounding a little squeaky.

You saw Del? Is he okay?

You shouldn't have broken in here.

You think you can just snatch me away

You think you're so brave,

You used to talk about adventures and seeing the world.

You want to get off at Jurassic Jungle? Okay.

You won't be alone anymore. You've got Del.

You! You're the maniac who carjacked me, and lost all my hay!

You? Gather a posse?

You'll find the headquarters for a top secret organization known as SKULL.

You're already saying it with your eyes.

You're no one's prisoner anymore.

You're not gonna believe what happened to me.

You're not... you.

You're really talented, Del.

You're the knight! You're really the noble knight!

Your moves reminded me of my cooking. You seem like my kind of guy.

Your worst nightmare.

Zippity... zappity... zoo!

40. Maybe 50.

100 times in just the last month and lived to tell about it?!

...open! (whistling)

...sister! (exclamations)

...this! (knocking)

(all singing) Charlie!

(all): Maximus! Maximus! We want Maximus!

(all): Ooh! Oh, Charlie!

(bell tolling) Huh?

(birdsong) Ah... huh?

(both grunting) Probably not.

(both screaming) (roaring)

(both): Oh! Rex?!

(chanting continues) (cheering)

(Charlie laughing) Mommy!

(Charlie): Awesome! Way to go! (Marla): Oh, yeah! Whoo hoo!

(Charlie): Let's go! (exclamations)

(Charlie): Whoa! Toss me the janglers.

(Charlie): Yes! What?

(cheering) Really? A feast? For me?

(cheering) Retreat, lads! Retreat!

(cheering) You.

(club music playing) A club?

(clucking) (gasping)

(cowboys shouting) Ah!

(crowd booing) (grunting)

(crowd chanting): Maximus! Oh! Charlie?

(crowd cheering) (Charlie exclaiming)

(crowd cheering) (triumphant music)

(crowd cheering) Whoo hoo!

(crowd): Burritos! Burritos! Oh, oh, burrito man, over here!

(crowd): Burritos! Burritos! Um, you got some customers.

(Del laughing) Come on! No, no, no! Not there, not there!

(disembodied cackling) (rumbling)

(door opening) What's in your pocket?

(doorbell ringing) Alright, I'm coming!

(doorbell ringing) Hey, Charlie, don't open the door!

(exclaiming) (honking)

(exclaiming) (roaring)

(exclaiming) Ook Ook!

(exclamations and screaming) (squirrel screeching)

(exclamations) Ah! Whoa! Oof!

(exclamations) Sorry we're late.

(exclamations) Tally ho!

(fanfare) (crowd cheering)

(fanfare) All hail...

(growling) (screaming)

(growling) (shuddering)

(grunting and groaning) Uh...

(grunting) (Charlie): Hi yah!

(grunting) (groaning)

(grunting) (groaning)

(grunting) (laughing)

(grunting) Ah! Whoa!

(grunting) Huh?!

(grunting) Ow!

(grunting) Thank you so much for helping my sister.

(guards laughing) (groaning)

(gunshot) Yee haw!

(horn blowing) What the...?

(horns blaring) (screaming)

(horns honking) Charlie?!

(horse snorting) What? Well, yeah, I agree!

(knocking) Come on. Bud, let's talk.

(laughing) (neighing)

(laughing) ♪ See the way ♪

(laughing) Look at him go!

(laughing) This is a beard! Argh!

(laughing) Uh...

(laughter) Gotcha!

(maniacal laughter) (exclamations)

(maniacal laughter) Go back to the flowers!

(Marla laughing) No excuses, girl, c'mon!

(Marla laughing) Ook Ook...!

(Marla laughing) Whoo hoo!

(Marla): It's mad! Well, I'm loving it. I'm gonna stay.

(Marla): Whoa! Ah! Whoa! Oh, no, no.

(neighing) (exclaiming)

(neighing) (robot): Wow.

(neighing) Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! Whoo!

(panting) (exclamations)

(people moaning) Well, look who it is!

(roaring) (exclaiming)

(roaring) (rumbling)

(roaring) Ah! Ah!

(roaring) Charge!

(roaring) Ladies first.

(robot laughing) ♪ Run like the river ♪

(robot): Del. Well, fine!

(robot): Excellent! (laughing)

(robot): Wow, wow, wow. Also, it's magic.

(screaming) (neighing)

(screaming) A a avast!

(screaming) Um...

(shivering) (Del grunting)

(sighing) (crow cawing)

(sighing) (horse snorting)

(sighing) Ook Ook.

(T Rex snarling) (both exclaiming)

(Vikings grunting) Charlie?

(whooping) Come on! Let's go!

(whooping) I want that gold!

(wolf howling) Uh...

♪ Brother in arms ♪ ♪ Brothers in arms ♪

♪ Brother in arms ♪ ♪ Brothers in arms ♪

♪ By tomorrow morn ♪ ♪ By tomorrow morn ♪

♪ By tomorrow morn ♪ ♪ By tomorrow morn ♪

♪ Enemies be warned ♪ ♪ Enemies be warned ♪

♪ Enemies be warned ♪ ♪ Enemies be warned ♪

♪ Gonna take my place ♪ ♪ Gonna take his place ♪

♪ Gonna take my place ♪ ♪ Gonna take his place ♪

♪ Got an appetite ♪ ♪ Got an appetite ♪

♪ Got an appetite ♪ ♪ Got an appetite ♪

♪ Is it friend or foe ♪ We're just gonna go.

♪ Is it friend or foe ♪ We're just gonna go.

♪ It's all waiting for you ♪ (Charlie laughing)

♪ Let the feast begin ♪ ♪ Let the feast begin ♪

♪ Let the feast begin ♪ ♪ Let the feast begin ♪

♪ Oh, oh... ♪♪ (laughing)

♪ Oh, we raise our cups ♪ ♪ We raise our cups ♪

♪ Oh, we raise our cups ♪ ♪ We raise our cups ♪

♪ Rex Dash... ♪ Oh!

♪ Silly wench, please ♪ What?!

♪ To our hero's might ♪ ♪ To our hero's might ♪

♪ To our hero's might ♪ ♪ To our hero's might ♪

♪ We could all be dead ♪ ♪ We could all be dead ♪

♪ We could all be dead ♪ ♪ We could all be dead ♪

♪ Who be this, your squire ♪ (Marla): Excuse me?

A wish? That's what I do.

About the gold? Seriously? (sighing)

Actually, yeah. Good!

Ah ahem hem! (gasping softly)

Ah! (all shouting)

Ah! Ah... wow.

Ah! Whoa! (Vikings roaring)

Ah... (Marla chuckling)

Ah... Who... who's there?

Ah... ah... (grunting)

Ah...! (laughter)

Aha! Ah!

And don't you dare... (door slamming)

And heave! Look out!

And stay out! (screaming) Oof!

And tattoos! Tattoos?!

Are you kidding? And make haste.

Are you kidding? And make haste.

Argh! Mm. Yes, strong.

At your service. Ha ha!

Bad Ook Ook! Ook?

Bloodbones! More like crushed bones.

Buh bye! (all screaming)

But I sure recognize this! What is that?

Bye bye. Bye!

C'mon! Yah! Yah! Sheriff? (sighing)

Changed my mind! (cheering)

Changing. (Del shouting)

Charles, what are you doing? Get down here this instant!

Charlie, catch! (grunting)

Charlie, we're leaving. No! Wait! Marla!

Charlie! Yah! (neighing)

Charlie? Wha...

Charlie?! Yeah, Marla.

Come on, Captain. Come on, wake up!

Come on! Let's go, boys! (screaming)

Come on. Hi.

Come on. O okay.

Cool! Whoo! (cheering)

Del, eyes on the road! And she gave me a wish!

Del, focus! Double!

Del! Glinara!

Del! Del, wait! But I also hope you don't find me.

Del? ...would not stop hugging me.

Del... ...for a thousand breakfast burritos!

Do it again, lad! Yah! Off he goes!

Do you know what this is? A really small notebook?

Double? Okay. Nobody.

Dr. Grim! More ice! (laughter)

Dullsville! (Charlie laughing)

Duo... (both): Slingshot!

Eat lead, Sheriff! (coughing) Sheriff?

Eh. Made 'em from scratch. Mm!

Ever think about cooking for a living? (laughing)

Fire! (roaring)

Fishies! Oh, good job, Ook Ook.

Get outta here! I need to borrow this! Ah! Oof!

Glinara! Slug Muffin! Hmm. Ooh.

Go, Marla! (screaming)

Good day, milady. Good morning, sir.

Good day! Thank you.

Good Ook Ook. (laughter)

Good show, my dear. That was close.

Guard! Oh!

Guess not. (cowboy laughing)

Guys? Walking away now.

Ha ha! Yes!

Ha! You're hilarious! Ow!

Hey, are you alright? Ow!

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Stop it!

Hey, sir! Let me go! Hmm?

Hey, uh, they don't like that. Pfft!

Hey, wait! Wait, wait! (whinnying)

Hey! Come on! Hurry!

Him again? Ow.

His name is Rex Dasher. And you're sure he'll help us?

Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Oh, my... The lighthouse?

How did you find me? You scared me half to death.

How many times can I say I'm sorry? (Del humming)

How old is he? He's 10.

Huh? (chanting continues)

Huh? (triumphant music)

Huh? Hi yah!

Huh? Rex is brilliant, suave, fun at parties.

Huh. Del!

Hurry, Viking! Uh...

I didn't mean to. Sorry, sir. (Viking roaring)

I got enough troubles! Ow! Move your foot! Aha!

I gotta feed my kids with that! Come on! Oh! Ouch! Oh!

I know. We fought a T Rex!

I met a fairy godmother. Hurry up!

I promise I'll be the girl... Whoo!

I saw this on wrestling! Whoo! (cheering)

I was? We really were meant to be here.

I'll get you! Ah! (grunting) (Emperor laughing)

I'll see you soon. Bye bye.

I'm fine. Is that better?

I'm his sister. And it's late. (Charlie): Not now! Stop it, Marla!

I'm his sister. And it's late. Not now! Stop it, Marla!

I'm not crazy. Hey! (sighing)

I'm not scared of you! Ah!

I'm not taking it. I am letting go!

I'm sorry. (Charlie sighing)

I'm... I'm Marla. Oh! Oh, you thought I cared?

Impressive, but illegal. Not when you're six.

Is that what made them disappear? I don't know.

Is that your passport? Yeah.

It was an honor, my friend. (Charlie laughing)

It's all here. Whoa.

It's mad! Well, I'm loving it. I'm gonna stay.

It's not my job! Take it right now.

La la la la la la! Hold on!

Let me try this! Ah...!

Let's go home, Marla. Sure.

Let's go! (exclamations)

Let's go. Pfft!

Let's go. Ready. Ready! (laughing)

Life lesson number 321, Charlie. (Charlie giggling)

Like Lewis or Clark. Who?

Look. No, no...

Marla! What were you thinking?!

Marla? Are you...?

Marla? So that must be the way back!

Marla? Whoops. Sorry. Ah! Oh!

Marla?! Now, how do we get up there?

My arm. Let me get that for you.

My hands are in the air! Do it!

No way! You take it! You take it!

No, flowers! Flowers!

No, just Del. Yeah, yeah. What if we don't have enough?

No, no, no! Please! Glinara!

No, not Adele. That'd be awesome. But what if...

No. It's magic!

No. No. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes!

No...! (Del screaming)

Not if I can help it. ...that fits this description?

Not on my watch! Hi yah! Sheriff! Sheriff! Sheriff?

Now, where's my money, Del? Huh!

Of course! Marla?

Oh, come on! No!

Oh, great. When do we start? We already have.

Oh, I love this part! Del! Ah!

Oh, my... Oh. (robot groaning)

Oh, no! Wake up! (bell clanging)

Oh, that's my pole! Come on!

Oh, we're back! You're you!

Oh! (cheering)

Oh! (disappointed exclamations)

Oh! (indistinct robot chatter)

Oh! I can take seven or eight.

Oh! My dogs are going crazy!

Oh! Oh! Yes, yes, yes!

Oh! Charlie! (laughter)

Oh! Oh! And what do we have here?

Oh! Oh! Oh! Shuffle, shuffle, shuffle, shuffle!

Oh! Oh. Ook Ook?

Oh! Yes! (laughing)

Oh? You're family now.

Oh. (pirate laughing)

Oh. (Vikings chanting): Charles! Charles!

Oh. Marla, I don't think it worked!

Oh... I mean, I won't miss being chased,

Oh... Oh, it's okay, little guy.

Oh... What's going on?

Oh... huh? You look weird. Where are we?

Oh... yeah! (laughing)

Oh...! Whoo hoo!

Okay, we need to turn! Hard left!

Okay! Whoa!

On the down low. Get it? (laughing)

On with ye now! Fishies! Me want fishies!

Ooh! Ah!

Ook ook ook. I guess... this is goodbye.

Ook Ook, you're up. Ook!

Ook Ook! (groaning)

Ook Ook! Yes! It worked! (laughing)

Ook Ook! (chuckling) Oh, uh, right.

Ook, Ook, Ook. Well, now that's cute. But no.

Or eaten by a shark. What?! Don't say that!

Ow! (screaming)

Sheriff! Sheriff! Wait, Sheriff, wait! Yah! Giddy up! Yah!

Sheriff... Yeah!

Shocks away! (tires screeching)

Show me the black market files. (indistinct robot chatter)

So I paid Glinara back... It's gaining on us!

Somebody get the IT guys. Is this on? Ahoy, Emperor.

Stop! (exclamations)

Stop! Aye!

Stop! Stop! Stop! (Marla screaming)

Thank you. Five minutes? That's insane.

Thank you. Thanks.

Thanks for the jacket, Del. No problem.

That has nothing to do with it. Um, is this a food truck?

That's it! Whoo! Ha ha ha ha! Whoo hoo!

The lighthouse? The lighthouse! Cool!

There they are! Stop! Head for the hallway!

This can't possibly get any worse! (thunder crashing)

This is all my fault. Ya think?!

This is amazing! Ha ha!

This sucks! Language!

Uh, Del? Glinny, I just need some help.

Uh! Uh... Repulsive!

Uh... (cheering)

Uh... (roaring and grunting)

Uh... Oh! Ah! Hey!

Uh... Ook Ook.

Uh... Whoo!

Uh... Wookoo! Wookookoo!

Uh... are they gonna be okay? Don't worry.

Uh... what be a cretin? Ah!

Um, hello, birdies. ♪ When the rain falls down ♪

Um... Oh! Who are you?

Wah wah wah. Come on, it wasn't that bad!

Wait! Yah!

Wait! Rex! I know! You love me!

Wait! Stop! Let me see that. Huh?

Wait. Del? What?

Wait. Really? Indeed.

Wait. Wh... Hush.

Walk it off, big guy! (guard exclaiming)

We can work something out here. Ah!

We fought in the Coliseum! I'm not crazy. Are you crazy?

We gotta go now. No!

We need to talk! Now! You sound angry, Glinara.

We're actually here! (Marla exclaiming)

We're moving! We did it!

We're sailing! Whoo hoo!

What is it? Hold on. Uh, back, back. Zoom in.

What is wrong with you? Excuse me?

What the...? I'm coming! Hang on!

What was that? Careful. Careful.

What?! (laughing) Kidding. Kidding.

What?! ♪ Please ♪

What?! N n n no! Give me that!

What?! No! Okay, get in!

What?! No! Wait, please! (guards laughing)

What's happening?! The lighthouse!

Which boat do we take? Ha!

Who be this? Your squire? Excuse me?

Who ordered a food truck?! (musical honking)

Who's he? Whoa oh oh! This is amazing!

Who's that? Oh, Emperor Maximus

Whoa! (exclamation)

Whoa! (laughing)

Whoa! (laughter)

Whoa! ♪ Silly wench ♪

Whoa! Charlie?

Whoa! It's like...

Whoa! (laughing) Coming! Coming!

Whoa! That's... Terrifying!

Whoa! This is so cool. Marla, Marla.

Whoa. (horns honking)

Whoa. Hey, good to see you!

Whoo hoo hoo! Shhh! Keep it down!

Whoo hoo! (indistinct robot chatter)

Whoo! (all): Maximus! Maximus!

Why didn't we think of that? Brilliant!

Wow! Who are you?

Wow. (laughing)

Yah! (crowd exclaiming)

Yeah, okay, let's go. Thank you!

Yeah! (crowd chanting)

Yeah! (rumbling)

Yeah! Good instinct, Viking!

Yeah! Whoo hoo!

Yeah... that was me. Well...

Yes! Wah ha ha ha! Actually, I go by Charles now.

Yes. That was my fault. I...

You don't want to do this! Oh, yes, I do. I really do!

You got yourself a deal. Deal!

You having fun yet, or what? Whoo hoo!

You know Marla? Know her?

You let go! Would you...

You lied to me! Ugh! Del, come on!

You saved us, little guy! Thank you! Oh, thank you, buddy!

You see? Uh... Del?

You! Me?

You'd what now? Oh!

You're a great warrior Viking. You're alright, kid.

You're going to make us crash! It's my truck, lady!

You're not allowed in there! Ha!

...bread you put in salad!

...Charles the Destroyer!

...finally found each other.

...find Charlie.

...for some food from a food truck!

...get a posse together.

...have we been walking?

...His Royal Highness!

...I haven't been.

...I used to be!

...ice?

...secret doomsday robot submarine thingy...

...slam the door.

...that rope, that one and... that one!

...the cold shoulder.

...the moment you've all been waiting for!

...was broken by a cartful of watermelons!

...what tastes great to me, which is pretty much everything,

...you died.

'Cause I already have enough problems!

'Tis no man! 'Tis a beast!

"Adventure is worthwhile in itself."

"Adventure is worthwhile in itself."

"Hello." What's that, Mr. Meatball?

"I wanna meet Marla."

"Nothing's worse than a small, stationary life?"

(all gasping)

(all roaring)

(all roaring)

(all): Oh!

(all): Shuffle, shuffle, shuffle, shuffle, shuffle!

(all): Viking and knight! Viking and knight!

(all): Whoa...!

(all): Whoo! Yee hoo!

(background chatter)

(banjo playing)

(beeping)

(bell tolling)

(birds chirping)

(Bloodbones): Ha ha! Alright!

(both exclaiming and panting)

(both laughing)

(both screaming)

(both): Oh...

(both): Viking and knight!

(both):...duo slingshot?!

(breathless singing)

(Charlie): Come on, Marla, this is real!

(Charlie): This is so awesome!

(cheering)

(cheering)

(chorus): ♪ Rex Dasher! ♪

(chorus): ♪ Rex Dasher! ♪

(chuckling)

(chuckling)

(chuckling) Big time!

(chuckling) Why would I tell you about illegal cloaking devices?

(clucking)

(crackling)

(creature growling)

(creature howling)

(creature roaring)

(crow cawing)

(crowd cheering)

(crowd cheering)

(crowd cheering)

(crowd cheering)

(crowd cheering)

(crowd exclaiming and laughing)

(crunching)

(Del): Ah, yes, city of the future.

(Del): Ah! Sharks!

(Del): You don't see that every day.

(disembodied laughter)

(door slamming repeatedly)

(dramatic music)

(dramatic music)

(emperor): Hello?! Can you hear me? Hello?

(epic music)

(epic music)

(exclaiming and groaning)

(exclaiming and grunting)

(exclaiming and grunting)

(exclaiming softly, groaning)

(exclaiming)

(exclaiming)

(exclaiming)

(exclaiming)

(exclaiming) Argh!

(exclaiming) Oh, no!

(exclaiming) Whoa!

(exclamations)

(exclamations)

(exclamations)

(exclamations)

(fanfare)

(fanfare)

(gasping, then squealing)

(gasping) Oh, my! Where...

(gasping) You're the missing warriors.

(groaning)

(groaning) Ah!

(growling softly)

(growling)

(growling)

(grunting and exclamations)

(grunting)

(grunting)

(grunting)

(grunting)

(grunting)

(grunting)

(grunting)

(grunting)

(grunting)

(grunting)

(grunting) ♪ We celebrate... ♪

(guard screaming)

(guards shouting)

(high pitched gibberish)

(horn blowing)

(humming)

(indistinct robot chatter)

(indistinct robot chatter)

(indistinct robot chatter)

(indistinct robot chatter)

(indistinct robot chatter)

(indistinct robot chatter)

(inhaling deeply)

(intense music)

(laughing mockingly)

(laughing)

(laughing)

(laughing)

(laughing)

(laughing)

(laughing)

(laughing)

(laughing) Almost.

(laughing) Don't worry.

(laughing) He's behind you!

(laughing) I love it, I love it, I love it!

(laughing) I really was on the nice list this year.

(laughing) If Marla could only see me now.

(laughing) Marla, it's me.

(laughing) That tickles! Stop!

(laughing) This entire city is on a remote island.

(laughing) What exactly are they doing?

(laughter and whooping)

(laughter)

(laughter)

(laughter)

(laughter)

(laughter)

(laughter)

(laughter)

(laughter)

(laughter)

(lively music)

(maniacal laughter)

(maniacal laughter)

(Marla gasping) Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

(Marla laughing)

(Marla laughing) Nice hat.

(Marla screaming)

(Marla): Once upon a time, there was an 18 year old human,

(Maximus inhaling deeply)

(metal groaning and clanking)

(moaning and groaning)

(moaning)

(moaning)

(moaning)

(musical flourish)

(musical honking)

(musical honking)

(neighing)

(neighing)

(panting and screaming)

(panting)

(roaring)

(roaring)

(rock music riff)

(screaming and grunting)

(screaming)

(screaming)

(screaming)

(screaming)

(screaming)

(screaming)

(screaming)

(screaming)

(screaming)

(screaming) Ha ha! I'm flying!

(screaming) Hold on back there!

(screeching)

(sighing)

(sighing)

(sighing)

(sighing) How long...

(sighing) I hope I can do this.

(sighing) Sorry. Uh, not too long.

(sighing) Wait a second. No!

(snickering)

(snoring)

(soft dramatic music)

(soft music)

(soft music)

(straining)

(straining)

(thunder crashing)

(up tempo music)

(up tempo music)

(Vikings cheering)

(voice fading): Your parents were in a car accident...

(vultures screeching)

(whimpering and exclaiming)

(whinnying)

(whinnying)

(whinnying)

(wild cheering)

♪ And I'm staying right here, ahh! ♪♪

♪ And I'm staying right here, ahh! ♪♪

♪ And it keeps me in St Laurent ♪

♪ And it keeps me in St Laurent ♪

♪ And it's just outside these walls ♪

♪ And it's waiting for me ♪

♪ And it's waiting for me ♪

♪ And it's waiting for me ♪

♪ And we got to see it all ♪

♪ And we've got to see it all ♪

♪ And what they want is this ♪

♪ And what they want is to feel safe here ♪

♪ And what they want is to feel safe here ♪

♪ And what they want's a fight ♪

♪ And what they want's a fight ♪ Ah! Ha ha!

♪ And what they want's a little... shocking ♪

♪ And what they want's a little... shocking ♪

♪ As long as I provide ♪

♪ As long as I provide ♪

♪ Be the hero that's like no one else ♪

♪ Brothers in arms ♪

♪ Brothers in arms, brothers in arms ♪

♪ Brothers in arms, brothers in arms ♪

♪ Brothers in arms, brothers in arms... ♪

♪ Brothers in arms... ♪

♪ Can't wait to embark ♪

♪ Closin' every door ♪

♪ Doing something very bad ♪

♪ Doing something very bad ♪

♪ Even if today doesn't go your way ♪

♪ Everybody has their days ♪

♪ Everybody has their days I know we gonna be okay ♪

♪ Eyes on me ♪

♪ Go and fetch our hero a flagon of mead ♪

♪ Go and fetch our hero a flagon of mead Oh, oh... ♪♪

♪ Happiness is what you owe yourself ♪

♪ He could out sting a mosquito ♪

♪ He could out sting a mosquito ♪

♪ He has proven himself of value and thus he stays... ♪

♪ He has proven himself of value and thus he stays... ♪

♪ He's coming to your rescue ♪

♪ He's coming to your rescue ♪ Yeah!

♪ He's probably right behind you ♪♪

♪ He's probably right behind you ♪♪

♪ How does his hair stay so smooth ♪

♪ However you feel ♪

♪ I am ruler of these masses ♪

♪ I am ruler of these masses ♪

♪ I believe in you ♪

♪ I bet I'll get you smiling ear to ear ♪

♪ I bet this Viking party boat's gonna go all night ♪

♪ I bet this Viking party boat's gonna go all night ♪

♪ I give the people what they want ♪

♪ I give the people what they want ♪

♪ I give the people what they want ♪

♪ I give the people what they want ♪

♪ I give the people what they want and they... ♪

♪ I give the people what they want and they... ♪

♪ I give the people what they want... ♪

♪ I give the people what they want... ♪

♪ I give the people what they want... ♪

♪ I give the people what they want... ♪

♪ I give the people what they want... ♪

♪ I keep my crown and make daddy proud ♪

♪ I keep my crown I make daddy proud ♪

♪ I know we gonna be okay ♪

♪ I know you're dying to see the Coliseum ♪

♪ I lied and said I caught you all red handed ♪

♪ I lied and said I caught you all red handed ♪

♪ I swear ♪

♪ I then sheltered them from evil ♪

♪ I then sheltered them from evil ♪

♪ I wanna live where they speak solamente español ♪

♪ I won't run ♪

♪ I won't run ♪♪

♪ I won't stop till I've seen ♪

♪ I'll get my passport stamped on every page ♪

♪ I'll hop on the next flight into the unknown ♪

♪ I'll take any gamble ♪

♪ I'm Charles the Destroyer ♪

♪ I'm Charles the Destroyer ♪

♪ I'm just a sailor an occasional thief ♪

♪ I'm the finest of captains that ever be ♪

♪ If you can't see this is fun ♪

♪ If you can't see this is fun ♪

♪ It keeps 'em tame and that's how I stay on top ♪

♪ It keeps 'em tame and that's how I stay on top ♪

♪ It's all for one and one for all, brothers in arms ♪

♪ It's all for one and one for all, brothers in arms ♪

♪ It's all for one and one for all, brothers in arms ♪

♪ It's all for one and one for all, brothers in arms ♪

♪ It's all waiting for you... ♪

♪ It's Charles the Destroyer for the victory ♪

♪ It's Charles the Destroyer for the victory ♪

♪ It's Charles the Destroyer we honor tonight ♪

♪ It's Charles the Destroyer we honor tonight ♪

♪ It's waiting for you and me ♪♪

♪ It's waiting for you and me ♪♪

♪ La la la la la la la la... ♪♪

♪ Learn all about real knights and how the Romans slayed ♪

♪ Like my daddy and my daddy's daddy before that daddy ♪

♪ Like my daddy and my daddy's daddy before that daddy ♪

♪ Like my daddy and my daddy's daddy, they think I'm the best ♪

♪ Like my daddy and my daddy's daddy, they think I'm the best ♪

♪ Man with the plan incognito ♪

♪ Man with the plan incognito ♪

♪ Marla Brenner! ♪♪

♪ My bucket list is just too long ♪

♪ My bucket list is just too long ♪

♪ No stone unturned ♪

♪ No stone unturned ♪

♪ No, I'm not the scoundrel I appear to be ♪

♪ No... way ♪

♪ No... way ♪

♪ Not a chance, he's with us ♪

♪ Not a chance, he's with us ♪

♪ Nothin' to it ♪

♪ Nothin' to it ♪

♪ Nothing here is even illegal ♪

♪ Nothing here is even illegal ♪

♪ Nothing I can't handle ♪

♪ One day I'll wanna say I tried it all took every bite ♪

♪ Outside is a risk ♪

♪ Rex Dasher ♪

♪ Rex Dasher ♪

♪ Rex Dasher ♪

♪ Rex Dasher ♪

♪ Rex Dasher ♪

♪ Rex Dasher ♪

♪ Rex Dasher ♪♪

♪ Rex Dasher So handsome ♪

♪ Rex Dasher! ♪♪

♪ Rex Dasher! ♪♪

♪ Run like the river ♪

♪ Run like the river ♪

♪ Say I believe ♪

♪ Say I believe ♪

♪ She's callin' me... ♪♪

♪ So dreamy ♪

♪ So dreamy ♪

♪ So handsome ♪

♪ So handsome ♪

♪ So handsome ♪

♪ The bigger the beast the messier the feast, but much to their delight ♪

♪ The bigger the beast the messier the feast, but much to their delight ♪

♪ The places we've had our eyes on ♪

♪ The screaming hordes demand it ♪

♪ The world is small within our walls ♪

♪ Their protection from trespassers ♪

♪ Their protection from trespassers ♪

♪ Then I don't know what you've become ♪

♪ Then I don't know what you've become ♪

♪ There is so much world out there ♪

♪ There's so much to sample ♪

♪ There's so much world out there ♪

♪ There's so much world out there ♪

♪ There's so much world out there to see ♪

♪ There's so much world to share ♪

♪ They're entertained no one complains ♪

♪ They're entertained, no one complains ♪

♪ This spectacle says I've got your back, I'm the savior ♪

♪ This spectacle says I've got your back, I'm the savior ♪

♪ Till we've seen ♪

♪ Till we've seen the places we've had our eyes on ♪

♪ To die! ♪♪

♪ To die... ♪♪

♪ Upon this... ♪♪

♪ Wa da da da da ♪

♪ Wa da da da da Wa da da da dee ♪

♪ Wa da da da da Wa da da da dee ♪

♪ Wa da da da da Wa da da da dum ♪

♪ Wa da da da dum ♪

♪ Want you... ♪

♪ Want you... ♪

♪ We are brothers in arms ♪♪

♪ We are brothers in arms ♪♪

♪ We can't stop ♪

♪ We can't stop till we've seen ♪

♪ We celebrate... ♪

♪ We don't need a posh life a connect the dots life ♪

♪ We won't stop ♪

♪ We'll see ♪

♪ We'll study history in the places history was made ♪

♪ What a sight ♪

♪ What's beyond that horizon ♪

♪ What's beyond the horizon ♪

♪ When the rain falls down ♪

♪ When the rain falls down upon this ♪

♪ When the rain falls down upon this ♪

♪ Who's the stylish lad with the fresh toga gear ♪

♪ Who's the stylish lad with the fresh toga gear ♪

♪ Yeah... ♪

♪ You can do it ♪

♪ You can do it ♪

♪ You deserve it Know you're worth it ♪

♪ You don't always have to hide your tears ♪

♪ You don't have to be afraid ♪

♪ You don't have to be afraid ♪

♪ You see the way the screaming hordes demand it ♪

♪ You'll know what to do ♪

♪ You'll see ♪

♪ You're allowed to feel ♪

♪ You're probably wondering what you're doing here ♪

♪ You're probably wondering what you're doing here ♪

♪ You've been here before ♪