A California Christmas Edit

A for effort, son.

A girl.

A little more muscle around here, no offense.

A one, a two, a one, two, three, four...

Actually Han, uh...

Actually...

Aged oak?

Ah, baby, come here.

Ah, screw it.

All by yourself.

All done, sir?

All right, all you gotta do is kick the handle sideways,

All right, I'm gonna try it.

All right, I'm, like, suffocating in here.

All right, let's get it out.

All right, they've shown me that this past week.

All right, um, listen, Callie,

All right, well, if you're good for the night,

All right, y'all.

All right? I'm a dragon, and you need to let me fly.

All right? So why don't we start that introduction over.

All right.

All right.

All right. Bye.

All you gotta do is pull down on the teats.

All you gotta do is shovel the cow...

Almost.

Also Manny.

Amen.

And asleep in a dark room all day,

And buy an even better ranch, you know?

And buy me some work clothes, would you?

And by almost, you mean...

And Chardonnay g****s are the most popular ones planted.

And come help me.

And don't come back.

And he was working on some engine.

And hear me out?

And how do I fit into to this, sir?

And I don't see a way out.

And I haven't really had the chance to leave.

And I love you for it.

And I smelled like a cow's ass the entire time.

And I think it's pretty clear that we're not working,

And I think you know what that means.

And I think you might have something to do with that.

And I will call you when the deal is done.

And I will try not to ruin the dishes.

And I would love the master bedroom.

And I would need a place to sleep.

And I'd give anything to go back to that.

And I'm back on easy street. It's a perfect plan.

And I'm not going to.

And if I don't?

And it was... What is going on here?

And make sure that that guy doesn't blow our cover.

And may I just say, uncanny. Unbelievable.

And now with my mom ending her chemo early,

And one for us!

And raised racks, and we did the whole the whole thing.

And several full French oak barrels, so...

And speaking of people I do not like...

And strong.

And thank you for this.

And that is exactly why I am here.

And the generator's down,

And the Leo.

And the other "Manny" is also here.

And then I convince her to sell.

And then I'll charm my way through doing

And then the next thing I know, I'm pulling a small cow

And then, if you want to kill me, fine.

And they want to up their shipments to two times a week.

And wave some money in my face.

And what is up with this place?

And you.

And you'll probably never talk to me again,

And you're gonna pay me $3,000 to do it?

And, uh, Manny, I want to thank you

And, uh, that old dairy barn,

And, uh, that shouldn't be out here.

And, uh, that'll loosen it.

And, uh, this... is...

And, uh...

Are we talking a few more hours, or...

Are you a psychic?

Are you coming?

Are you expecting company, sir?

Are you guys even listening to me?

Are you kidding me? That place is a wreck.

Are you okay?

Are you positive you don't want to try the chemo once more?

Are you scared?

Are you serious?

Are you serious?

Are you sleeping in your truck?

Are you?

As little work as possible."

As we rolled those total noobs.

Away from you girls.

Baby, those treatments, they... they just keep me sick

Be careful.

Beautifully, as always.

Because for some reason, Callie made me promise

Because I can't deal with that guy for too much longer.

Because last year we didn't have enough brownies,

Better make it good then.

Bless the food to our body.

Boss? Hello?

Both of you. Out.

Brought them home from France in a suitcase.

But don't go too far,

But don't think I'm gonna let that fear rob me

But good hygiene is still expected on this ranch.

But his hands.

But I bet heaven looks just like this.

But I had to do it.

But I have a new plan.

But I signed the property over to my daughter last year,

But I thought you should know the truth.

But it was the best time of my life.

But it's just enough for some local production.

But like I said, you have my word.

But rest assured, I can.

But the only I know for sure right now,

But this is a battle you can't win, Callie.

But this was the right thing to do.

But today would have been her last chemo treatment?

But we do drink a fair amount of it ourselves.

But you don't deserve that.

But you gotta go right now.

But you have my word we are good for it this month.

But, a few years before the parasite hit,

But, uh...

But...

By the amount on that paper.

By the skin of our teeth. We can't do it anymore.

Call of Duty or Halo?

Called phylloxera that wiped out

Callie Bernet, who is working behind the bar,

Callie, I had no idea who I was...

Callie, I, uh...

Callie, please don't do this.

Callie, wait.

Callie, you cannot run this entire ranch

Callie?

Callie...

Callie's happiness.

Can I get another beer, please.

Can I get you anything?

Can I talk to you about something?

Can we leave?

Can you help me make 'em?

Can you help me with that?

Can't do that. Boss's orders.

Can't really remember his face, or his or his eyes.

Cheese or jelly?

Cherries.

Christmas is not for another two weeks!

Clear the rest of the dishes.

Clever shirt.

Come here.

Come here. Come here.

Come here. Mom, come on.

Come on, girl. You got this, okay?

Come on, Hannah, I need that water.

Come on! Then the Van Astons will send them a big fat check

Come on.

Come on. Come on, girl.

Come on. It's all right. It's okay.

Come on. Why isn't he answering his phone?

Come on. You're okay.

Come on...

Coming, Callie.

Connor, he's... he's harmless, really.

Connor, my answer is still no.

Connor, we want the same thing.

Connor? Can I help you?

Connor.

Could give your lungs a few more years.

Crazy idea, I'll try his phone again.

Creating years of coveted legacy in every single g****.

Damn it.

Day starts at 6:00 AM around here.

Dear Jesus, thank you for this food.

Did something happen with your mom?

Did they make this on that ranch?

Did you have a nice time here, Joseph?

Did you know that 80% of the nation's wine

Did you tell her about the offer?

Didn't really get to see my Dad all that much.

Do I look like I know anything about a dairy farm?

Do you guys have, like, a Callie Special or something?

Do you have any clothes I can wear?

Do you know of any hotels around here?

Do you know of any places to stay?

Do you make a lot of money?

Do you really enjoy that? Like, waking up super early.

Do you sell this stuff in town, too?

Do you think you can help him really quick before lunch?

Does it become a toilet tree?

Does it hurt?

Does she sell this?

Does that not mean anything to you?

Don't get emotional.

Don't let your pride get in the way

Don't look at me!

Don't say I didn't warn you.

Don't shoot anybody today, okay?

During the day.

Either we accept this offer

Enough!

Every single one of my memories

Everything I've felt for you, it was real.

Everything is fine.

Everything's under control. Yes, yes, yes.

Except on Christmas, the hills are covered in snow.

Excuse me, ma'am.

Excuse me.

Fine, then we'll party here, then.

Fine.

Fine.

Fine. In the late 1800s, there was a parasite

Follow me.

For a shipping facility.

For everything.

For her family.

For keeping an eye on Hannah.

For what it's worth,

For what?

For your games.

For your mother's past medical care.

French oak.

From last night's Sauvignon Blanc.

Gemma. Hey, it's me.

Get back in the car, turn around,

Get the hell off my property.

Get this car out of here,

Get.

Gettin' it nice and warmed up, you know?

Getting young women to do

Give him a chance, okay?

Give it a year our two, it'll be past your shoulders.

Give me the phone. I got it.

Go ahead.

Go on.

Go on.

Go on.

God, please. Come on, come on.

God, you know, for a second, there,

Going to bed super late.

Good girl, good girl.

Good job.

Good morning, ladies. How we doin'?

Good morning, sexy. How'd you sleep?

Good morning, sir.

Good thing you got here early! A calf is coming!

Good. You do that.

Goodnight!

Gosh dang it.

Gosh dang it.

Gosh, don't you get it, Cal? Your dad was right.

Gosh, how did I screw this up so badly?

Grab his feet. She stopped pushing.

Grab it. Come on.

Great, "Manny" it is.

Great.

Great.

Great. Tomorrow. 6:00 AM.

Guys...

Had our second picnic lunch this week.

Hadouken!

Hannah, what are you doing up here?

Hannah, where's the water?

Hannah!

Have you even spoken with your mother yet?

Have you ever tasted this wine before?

Have you given any more thought to the Van Aston proposal?

Have you seen him yet?

Have you seen my friend Manny?

Have you spoken to your mother?

He answered my ad. He seems fine, Cal.

He can sample the wine, and he'll tell you

He emailed about having to reschedule.

He looks like he should be on a soap opera.

He really believed in it.

He said he was gonna turn it into something magical one day.

He said the stars were brighter at the edge of the property.

He was a good friend of Liam's.

He was with my dad when he crashed.

He, uh, he died three years ago.

He's good, too. Experienced.

He's heading back to the rental property.

He's just messy.

He's... he's had a hard couple of years.

Hello, Wendy.

Hello, you...

Hello!

Hello?

Hello?

Hello.

Help, help! Somebody help!

Her good friend Manny is helping her out.

Her heart, I mean.

Here it comes. Come on.

Here you go, sir. Ranch clothes, as ordered.

Here you go.

Here you go.

Here, try some.

Here.

Here. I want you to have this.

Here's a little menu if you get hungry.

Here's... behind you, behind you.

Hey, Callie, I...

Hey, can you finish up here?

Hey, can you hear me?

Hey, can you put the ranch hand on?

Hey, good morning, boss man.

Hey, Hannah, why don't you go tell mom

Hey, have you seen the numbers from the deli?

Hey, I got a question for ya.

Hey, I got the flow going.

Hey, Liam would hate to see you like this.

Hey, little guy. I'm not gonna hurt you.

Hey, man! How are ya?

Hey, mom.

Hey, not too many, Hannah!

Hey, okay, they gave me a list of jobs I'm supposed to do.

Hey, thank you for today.

Hey, that worked. Thank you so much.

Hey, where's Manny?

Hey, you really care about this girl, right?

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Hey.

Hey! I help!

Hey! Let's get her to the truck.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Look at me.

Hey. What are you doing?

Hey... you. How'd you sleep?

Hi, Manny. I'm Hannah.

Hi.

Hi. I'm, uh... I'm Manny.

His axe is stuck in a stump.

His name is Manny.

Ho ho ho!

Hold on.

Hold, please.

How about I take the day off today?

How about some real food?

How am I supposed to find a guy named...

How are you gonna play all your games?

How did you know that?

How do you know we can't win if you don't try one last time?

How do you know who I...

How far are we?

How how did you do this?

How much longer are we gonna do this?

I approve.

I brought a few up here just in case.

I can have the best movers come down here and help.

I can see it all over your face.

I can still taste those tangy tannins

I can't bring myself to clean up the place.

I can't do that.

I can't do this Leo.

I can't imagine life without you in it, mom.

I can't picture that.

I can't reach the peanut butter.

I can't show up like this.

I can't tell you how helpless I feel.

I could never forget his hands.

I could use a few more minutes myself.

I could use a good cleaning.

I demand an update.

I didn't hear the phone ring.

I didn't.

I do, but not for people who have to be up by 6:00 am.

I don't care what you think I am.

I don't know what half this crap means.

I don't know what to say.

I don't know, that girl that just skipped out of here,

I don't know.

I don't know. I just thought she'd be a...

I don't need a knight in shining armor to rescue me.

I don't want any trouble.

I don't... I don't know which one is worse.

I forgot, you two have already met.

I got it.

I got my axe stuck in a stump.

I gotta go, sir. Good luck!

I guess you just... you get used to it.

I have an idea that might help you save the ranch.

I have to go to work.

I have to leave in 30 minutes.

I have to tell Callie the truth.

I have to update your mother.

I have, right?

I haven't heard that sound in forever.

I helped a little bit.

I I didn't even touch her.

I I want you to know, the entire time

I just don't know how much time we have left here.

I just need the ladder to get the feed bags, please.

I just realized that I'm drunk already.

I just think the two of you could use

I just worry about...

I just...

I just... could you put the shotgun down

I just... I haven't figured it out yet.

I just... I've never seen you so passionate about,

I knew it.

I knew there was something off about him.

I know it's a mess in here, isn't it?

I know it's bad for business, bad for the company,

I know there's a way out. I know there is.

I know you must think that I am a terrible person,

I know you were just trying to help.

I know.

I learned all my moves from Stallone.

I loved being around my dad.

I mean, I didn't, okay?

I mean, we all have around here.

I might be able to figure out something for you to do.

I might have a way to give some of it back.

I need one more, all right?

I need to get to know her a little better.

I need to look like I know what I'm doing

I need you close by on this one.

I need you to come with me please.

I need your help with the Christmas breads.

I only lied about my name.

I picked these up at the Christmas Clothing Drive.

I promise you, if you play Call of Duty with me,

I remember one summer,

I said turn around!

I saw a picture of him online...

I saw that going differently in my head.

I see that.

I see.

I sent him 18 texts.

I should probably go see who that is.

I showed him your picture.

I still see a dirt spot right there.

I swear, we can rip it up right now.

I think I can swing that.

I think I have at least a few minutes.

I think I'm good.

I think Manny is very busy.

I think that's a perfect name.

I think this can work in our favor.

I thought I saw someone working up here.

I thought I told you to stay in the truck.

I thought this could help them out.

I thought you and I could try out the new wine bar

I thought you were long overdue.

I thought you were the suit.

I told him the g****s were well taken care of.

I told Liam that I would take care of you.

I told you I'd get another extension from the bank.

I told you to get off my property.

I wanna show you something.

I wanted to see what all the hubbub was about,

I was going to donate them to Goodwill.

I was just driving around the area,

I wasn't born yesterday.

I will be here, pretending to be the new...

I will have to come up there and get it myself.

I wish I could say it gets easier,

I won like three times before you.

I won't be able to stop, and I can't do that.

I won't... I won't do this to her.

I would love to know what I should call you.

I, uh...

I, uh...

I...

I... I'm kidding.

I'd like you to leave now, please.

I'd love to believe that.

I'll call you.

I'll get a free bed to sleep in

I'll go check it out.

I'll learn how muck a stall, round up some cattle.

I'll see you around.

I'll see you to the door.

I'll take my chances.

I'm a bartender at The Brew Pub

I'm actually proud of you.

I'm gonna call him Joey.

I'm gonna go check on your sister.

I'm gonna go get some rest.

I'm gonna need a little more time.

I'm just trying to have a conversation with you.

I'm losing my touch.

I'm not charming my way

I'm not gonna let you do this.

I'm not who you think I am. All right? No, my...

I'm ready to welcome him, though.

I'm saying a few more days.

I'm sorry if I missed your call.

I'm sorry to hear about the girl, man.

I'm sorry, Cal.

I'm sorry! I just wanted see if the new ranch hand

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Okay, look.

I'm sure nothing will go wrong with that plan, sir.

I'm talking like a... It was a tool bench,

I've been thinking about him a lot lately.

I've never seen it, you know.

If money and power don't impress these people,

If not, the deal falls apart before Christmas.

If this happens again without me close by, I...

If you agree on the price,

If you can't tell.

If you take a squat on a stump and take a dump,

If you're going to call me Callie,

If you're happy with the price, give me a call.

If you're here for the money, you're in the wrong place.

Immigrants from France brought g**** vines over in suitcases,

In a town that I've never been before?

In gonna work?

In my life insurance to cover this.

In the blink of an eye.

In the old... in the old dairy barn this year.

Instead of away from me.

Into doing as little work as possible?

Is made right here in California?

Is that cows mooing?

Is that you're a great liar.

Is that... is that fun for you?

Is the one who hired "Manny."

Is there a corkage fee?

Isn't this where you work?

It can't be.

It doesn't change the outcome.

It doesn't snow around here,

It is quite large, and it has gone to collection.

It just might take a little while.

It looks great.

It looks like you've got around...

It smells like wine.

It starts here.

It was a hiccup, okay?

It was awesome.

It was either this or our new friend here

It was my dad's workshop.

It was my dad's.

It was the absolute worst.

It was usually every other weekend,

It was worth it. You should see the other guy.

It would reach past my ears.

It's "Noir."

It's a little thinner than I remember.

It's a whole lotta nothing.

It's a, uh, it's a cow farm, right?

It's actually, uh, my favorite.

It's amazing.

It's been over a week, Joseph.

It's for the Bernet Ranch, our home.

It's getting fixed in the shop right now.

It's just, uh... it's getting...

It's like tasting an apple in apple juice.

It's like... it's like I got my girl back.

It's not about the money.

It's nothing for you to worry about, honey.

It's so odd.

It's this land.

Joey!

Joseph will go.

Joseph, do you really think this plan of yours

Joseph, stop avoiding my calls!

Just a dress rehearsal, I guess.

Just in case you ever wanted to, you know...

Just never thought I'd see the day

Just put my number on speed dial.

Just send Leo!

Just some small town loser.

Just throw him some money

Just...

Keep this.

Kill me.

Knock this shit off right now

Last night at the bar, I shouldn't have got so upset.

Leo here.

Leo, hey, it's me. I need your help.

Leo, hey.

Leo, I finally found a girl that I care about and I blew it.

Leo, I told you, I needed to get out of there, okay?

Leo, pick... pick up your phone.

Leo.

Lesson one, never drink out of a wine bottle

Let go.

Let me see that.

Let's give it up for testosterone!

Let's go home. I want to go home.

Let's go out and party.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's just get out of here, please.

Liam sounds like he was an awesome guy.

Liam.

Like a heathen ever again.

Like most ranchers out here, we barely get by.

Listen to me, if I hit you,

Listen, I've been thinking a lot,

Listen, it is not that simple, Joseph.

Listen, Leo, this girl, she is not what I expected.

Look at your face!

Look, everything between us,

Look, I don't know you that well,

Look, I'm sorry, mom,

Look, in the contract, it doesn't mean anything.

Look, no amount of money is gonna get this girl to sell.

Look, no big deal. I'm coming in.

Looking good as ever, Ms. D.

Loved watching him work.

Lover boy?

Make her better! We'd really appreciate it.

Make it look like it's the best move

Man, that was epic.

Man...

Manny here works at the Bernet ranch...

Manny was just saying he needs help feeding the calf.

Manny!

Manny!

Manny!

Manny! What are you doing!

Manny? Manny.

Maybe I should go with something a little more casual.

Maybe we can finish it later.

Maybe we can finish that bottle of wine.

Maybe yes?

Meals are not included in this job.

Meals are not usually included.

Meaning they haven't eaten today.

Mmm, I don't know. It seemed reputable.

Mmm.

Mom, Mom... we can cover this.

Mom, stop.

Mom, stop.

Mom, the doctor said trying one more time

Mom, this land is not for the Van Aston Warehouses,

Mom, you want some?

Mom!

Mom!

Mom?

Mom?

Mom? Mom.

Mom.

Mom.

Mom... Mom. Help!

Money and pressure don't seem to have any effect.

More baked goods from the ranch?

More money than they'll know what to do with, right?

Most ranch hands show up a day or two late,

Mr. Van Aston is a no show.

Mrs. Van Aston. Yes.

Mustache?

My apologies, sir!

My dad wanted to turn the ranch into a winery one day.

My fiancé.

My great, great, great grandfather

My number's on the bottom.

Name's Callie, by the way. Manny, is it?

Nectarine.

Nice outfits.

No one likes a bragger.

No way.

No way. That's the latest system.

No you won't.

No, honey, I am...

No, I know it's stupid.

No, I know, I was just gettin'...

No, I'm sad to say this, man, but it looks like

No, no, no, no! Oh!

No, no, no, no.

No, no, of course not.

No, no, you can't. That's the thing.

No, she's the same.

No, they just gift it to friends and family.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No...

Nope, definitely didn't do that.

Not as epic as our sick victory

Not quite.

Not taken a loan against it five years ago.

Not the other way around.

Not this girl.

Not what you want the world to be.

Not with all your money, and all your lawyers.

Noted.

Now squeeze from the top as you pull down.

Now that that's settled,

Now where in the heck did you get out?

Now, I know a guy, and he can come out here,

Now, look, I can fix this. I just need...

Now, there will be a fourteen day escrow.

Of a second of happiness with you girls.

Of course I am.

Of course.

Oh, and I need you to find the guy

Oh, and the monthly lease payment,

Oh, baby.

Oh, baby. Hey, hey...

Oh, come on! That was mean.

Oh, Dad...

Oh, dear God.

Oh, don't talk all proper, Leo, okay?

Oh, god.

Oh, hmm. You think so?

Oh, I'm so proud of you. I love you so much.

Oh, it's good.

Oh, it's so magical, isn't it?

Oh, it's, uh... it's lotion.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my gosh, Callie, I am so sorry.

Oh, my gosh, come on. Mom, just give me a week.

Oh, my gosh! Oh, honey!

Oh, my gosh! Oh!

Oh, my gosh. Are you kidding me?

Oh, no. I know exactly who you are.

Oh, sorry, it must have turned.

Oh, uh, milking a cow is easy peasy.

Oh, uh, yeah, that's easy.

Oh, voicemail. Thank God!

Oh, well, there's more than enough

Oh, yeah, right, that's way too fast, Jerry.

Oh, yeah. No.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! And thank you for bringing Manny here to help us.

Oh! I...

Oh! You got it bad!

Oh...

Oh...

Oh... oh, I forgot to tell you,

Oh... oh.

Okay, do you how many guests we have on the list?

Okay, Houston, I'm headed to the gulag.