Birds of Prey Edit

A badass motherfucking killing machine,

A chance to be my own woman.

A complication I didn't exactly need right now.

A criminal. A murderer.

A diamond.

A fresh start.

A harlequin's role

A kiss may be grand

A little help.

A master.

A matter of time before some other asshole

A new me.

A position, I might add, that wouldn't have been vacant

A really nice one.

A very special diamond.

A weird ass case of torture devices

Access denied. Access denied.

Access denied. Access denied. Denied.

Ace Chemicals got blown sky high last night.

Again.

Ah, crap.

Ah, fuck!

Aka

All right

All right

All right

All right

All right, all right,

All right. We can go.

All the best things in life Come for free

All these boys Trying to play my discography

All these fakers They come to a stop with me

All these years, I thought she was just a pretty face and a fine set of lungs.

All things considered, I did good.

Also, I'm outta groceries.

An audience.

And all you've got is rumors and a hunch?

And at the top of that list is this guy.

And by "ready" I mean

And by the way, they cut him off.

And don't let him give you shit, okay?

And for the first time in a long time,

And going out on your own.

And he happens to be the only person

And he said that he overheard something about laser encoding.

And he's got a new assassin.

And he's got her wrapped right around his fancy little finger.

And how I don't fit into it.

And Huntress got her family money back.

And I ain't never need him So it's so easy to leave him

And I be doing me I ain't never tryin' to please him

And I can take a hit I ain't scared of the pain

And I don't really bang But I came with the gang

And I found it in a bird's nest in Robinson Park.

And I guarantee your safety.

And I invested the cash in a little startup

And I love that fucking name, Huntress.

And I thought... Shh!

And I want you there with me.

And I'll come see you at the docks, day after tomorrow.

And I'm good for the 75 cents, okay? I promise.

And I'm sorry for your loss.

And I'm sorry I tried to sell you. That was a dick move.

And I'm telling it, so I'll start where I fucking want.

And if you get too close I might snatch off your chain

And if you go before he gets here, everything will be fine.

And it wasn't about them.

And it's so worth it.

And let Roman go finger fishing in the kid's intestinal tract,

And look at us now.

And luckily for me,

And make the same mistake she did?

And no one ever dared to object.

And no one gives two fucks who we are beyond that.

And now he's just an ornament in my living room.

And now I'm done.

And pickle it.

And that is why you should never partake in paying federal income taxes.

And that makes him immune to the law, Captain?

And the fact that you're a filthy little thief, all suggest that you do.

And then had it sent to my office.

And then I'm gonna peel off that pretty face

And they disappeared.

And they make these little fellas.

And this arrow through his throat...

And those guys? They're gonna be just fine.

And took all the credit while he was at it.

And two left feet You know I always drop

And we found these buried in the mountains.

And we'll get outta here in one piece, okay?

And what terrible crime is that?

And when she was found dead in the street,

And who are you looking for?

And with it, the only key to the Bertinelli fortune.

And you know what? I owe you an apology.

And you think this is a big "fuck you," but in actuality

And you.

And you're dumb enough to be building a case against him.

And you're really not as clever as you think,

And, Miss Montoya, we do have a dress code.

And?

Any clean clothes in lost and found?

Anyone and everyone with Bertinelli blood is there.

Anyone else hungry? I know a great taco spot.

Anyway, lesson 37.

Are we ready? Bad guys, just outside.

Are you Cassandra Cain?

Are you drunk?

Are you fucking kidding me?

Are you serious?

Are you sure?

Aren't they?

Aren't you glad you wore that? Sexy and bulletproof.

Aren't you, Brucey? Yes.

Aren't you, my little baby?

As in the Bertinelli massacre?

As soon as you give me the diamond.

As you can see, they have all the acupuncture points.

Back in the day, she used to help the GCPD.

Bad like a villain I pop it and then I reload

Bad, bad, bad memory

Bad, bad, bad memory

Bad, bad, bad memory

Bad, bad, bad memory

Bang bang and your party's done

Bang bang and your party's done

Be here tomorrow. 9:00 a.m. Sharp.

Became a psychiatrist.

Because Daddy kicked you out of Janus Corp.

Because I ate it, okay?

Because now I'm gonna slice your...

Become a psychiatrist, work in an asylum.

Been picking up your phone? We've got a situation.

Before breaking up with the aforementioned madman

Before they're back together.

Begin a life of crime.

Being a pickpocket's fine and all, but I got real potential.

Big up yourself 'Cause you know they don't

Bitch, you don't know How good I treat ya

Black Betty had a child, bam ba lam

Black Mask.

Blah, blah, blah. Fake fucking fucks.

Blow off a little steam.

Blow something up. Shoot someone.

Bravo.

Breaking his driver's legs.

Bridges to burn And places to run

Bridges to burn And places to run

Bridges to burn And places to run

Bridges to burn And places to run

Broke up with my ex Dumped him in a text

Bruce, come here. [whistles]

Bruce?

Bruce?

Bruce?

Bruce? Bruce!

Business is business.

But after a while, I even opened myself up

But diamonds are a girl's best friend

But don't you see? You're trying to kill me.

But don't you think that applies to me

But her partner at the time took all the credit.

But however many times he tried to ditch me...

But I always thought the guy was meant to get the girl a diamond.

But I know that this shit stick...

But I was never an establishment kinda gal.

But I wasn't the only dame in Gotham looking for emancipation.

But I'm gonna need to renegotiate the terms of our deal.

But I'm leaving them numb

But I'm the one they should be scared of.

But it won't pay the rental On your humble flat

But it would be nothing

But look at me now.

But me? You need me!

But Mr. J was super broke up about it.

But no one makes an egg sandwich like Sal.

But trust me when I say, you're not gonna like

But we are gonna need some serious hardware.

But with all due respect, the Golden Lions are a family business.

But you can't tell anyone.

But you dared him to do it.

But you don't understand.

But you gotta find her before someone else does.

But you heard what the cop said. Sionis is gone.

But, Doc,

Bye bye, birdie.

Call me a softy.

Call me dumb. I have a PhD, motherfucker.

Can I help you?

Can we get this?

Canary, you know what you have to do!

Canary!

Captain, no.

Cartier, Cartier, Cartier

Cass!

Cass.

Catapulted to the high side!

Cell seven.

Chillax. No one knows we're here.

Come here, boy. Bruce?

Come here! No!

Come on, kid.

Come on!

Come on! Turn it up!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Come on. It's okay. Come on.

Come on. Empty your pockets. All of it.

Come through with my girls And beat your ass on ladies' night

Consider me grateful.

Consider this your first lesson.

Constantly interrupting him, like I'm doing right now.

Cops who never would've dared come after me before

Could that be our little Miss Lance?

Cover your ears! You better get her back.

Cut her fucking open.

Cut her open.

Daddy!

Damn thing gone wild, bam ba lam

Dance. Dance, Erika!

Date night with my bitches Gettin' real twisted

Denied. Denied. Denied. Denied. Denied. Denied.

Diamonds

Diamonds

Diamonds are a girl's best

Diamonds are a girl's best friend

Diamonds are a girl's best friend

Diamonds are a girl's best friend

Diamonds are a girl's best friend

Diamonds are a girl's best friend

Diamonds are a girl's best friend

Diamonds are a girl's best friend

Diamonds are a girl's best friend

Diamonds are my new boyfriend

Did I, did I, did I finish?

Did she really tape you

Did you trace the messages?

Dinah Lance?

Do as you're told. Go.

Do I look like I'm worth half a million dollars?

Do it now!

Do it.

Do we have to bring them back?

Do you know what that means?

Do you know who I am?

Do you know who I am?

Do you know who I am?

Do you know who I am?

Do you know who you're working for?

Do you know why you're here? Hmm?

Do you need any more cocktails?

Doc?

Doc? Where is he?

Doc.

Does Brucey want a treat? Does Brucey want a treat?

Does she always talk like the cop in a bad '80s movie,

Does she have to keep running?

Don't cry.

Don't fucking move.

Don't need no clippers To give you a chop

Don't touch what you can't afford, mister.

Don't you get scared If I point it at you

Don't you think she would want you to use it?

Dope.

Dope.

Down here!

Driving around Gotham's newest Godfather.

Drop it.

Dumb ass kids.

Egg, bacon, American cheese.

Either someone who wants me dead,

Especially since I know you don't like me.

Even the fucking Crossbow Killer.

Eventually, he found me a new home.

Every person I ever wronged now felt free

Everyone you know be like "Bro, how you handle her?"

Everyone's looking for you. And you.

Ew.

Ew. Okay.

Excuse me!

Excuse me? I work for Sionis?

Excuse me. Sorry.

Experiment on me

Experiment on me

Experiment on me

Experiment on me

Fall in love with your patient, break said patient out of said asylum.

Family's a fucking illusion.

Feeling good, feeling great

Fifteen years ago, one of the wealthiest

Finally.

Find a song to sing That is everything

Find me a new driver.

Finding love, it's not easy.

Fine.

Fine. But if you try to run, I will kill you.

Fine. It was dumb luck. But still...

Fine. Since you stuck it out this long,

First thing a girl did Was a bop

For all the little birds I helped fly away from this world.

For all your noise and bluster,

For fuck's sake.

For good this time.

For me to see that the target on my back

For peeling faces is Roman Sionis,

For the record,

For what it's worth,

For you to understand why me, the cop, and that dame on the toilet...

Foster parents.

Found this necklace.

Four fingers from a knuckle sandwich

Freeze!

Freeze! Gotham PD.

Fuck family. All due respect, but fuck that.

Fuck off!

Fuck off! Get out.

Fuck you. And fuck you.

Fuck, Montoya, you smell like a dead rat's asshole.

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck! These are my things.

Fuck.

Fuck. I'm out.

Fucking fabulous, if you ask me.

Fucking fuck! I don't ask for much, do I?

Galante was working with Sionis.

Get arrested by the Batman.

Get back here, kid!

Get down!

Get off me.

Get off me.

Get on the fucking table.

Get out! Get out of here!

Get ready, ladies.

Get something to eat.

Get up there and fucking cut it off her.

Give me a #32. Mild.

Give me a minute.

Go back to jail, get out of jail with a bomb on your neck.

Go Black Betty, bam ba lam

Go get the kid.

Go get your car.

Go show those little bitches you don't mess with Roman Sionis.

Go, go, go.

Go. Fetch. Amusement Mile. The Booby Trap.

God damn it. Sit the fuck down.

Going down that night.

Good work, Officer.

Good. Fuck that guy.

Got bridges to burn And places to run

Got bridges to burn And places to run

Got my PhD.

Got some number Written sloppy on your palm

Gotcha. [groans]

Gotta say, I'm a little disappointed.

Great club.

Guys, they're in the car.

H...

Had my heart broken once or twice.

Half a mil to whoever brings me the girl alive.

Half a million dollars?

Halt!

Harleen Quinzel.

Harley Quinn and the Joker broke up.

Harley Quinn just called open season on herself.

Harley Quinn.

Harley!

Harley!

Harley!

Harley! No! Get off me!

Has anyone got any bullets?

Have Ballistics check for a bullet in one of those parked cars.

Have fun with that.

Have the boys go find her.

Having a vagina in the first place pisses this guy off.

He bought himself an army.

He had four people killed alone last night.

He is not an acupuncture model. This is a statue of me.

He said that Roman couldn't stop talking about this thing.

He think it's cute That I know how to shoot

He told me that there was a shipment coming in. A diamond.

He was wandering around Chinatown.

He'll have all the money and connections

He's after all of us.

He's already building an army.

He's lost

He's lost in the loneliness

He's my little dumpling, aren't you?

He's no longer there, but...

He's right.

He's sure as hell after me. I just robbed him.

He's the Taiwanese grandpa I never had. He knows everything and everyone.

Helena Bertinelli.

Helena Bertinelli.

Hello, nice baby.

Her name's Cassandra Cain.

Her name's Cassandra Cain.

Her. Renee Montoya.

Here, hold on to this for me, okay?

Here, look at this. Genuine tsantsa or shrunken head.

Here. Get down. Come on. You'll be safe.

Here's the thing about new love...

Here's the thing, Romy baby.

Hey, get the door, man. I got her, I got her.

Hey, I know that guy.

Hey, I think you should see this.

Hey, it's Detective Montoya. Respect your elders.

Hey, kid.

Hey, nice. What the hell is up with this bow and arrow shtick?

Hey, where did you get...

Hey, you'll ruin your nails.

Hey, you're the asshole no one likes.

Hey.

Hey.

Hi, boys.

Hi.

Him, too?

His driver.

Hiya, Romy.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. Perfect.

Hmm. Sure was.

Hold, please.

Holy back door, Beavy. This is getting outta hand.

Holy fuck.

Holy fuck.

Holy shit!

Holy shit.

How do you spell "mercenary"?

How'd he get fired from his own fucking company?

How'd you do it? Come on, tell me.

Huh.

Huh. Thanks, but I think I'm good with the singing gig.

Hungover, and thinking about breakfast.

Huntress.

Hurry up!

I agitate his already delicate sense of mental equilibrium.

I agree completely. So I'll do that, as well.

I ain't a band but you know how I rock

I am thinking big, baby.

I appreciate your offer, Mr. Sionis.

I call them dorky little do gooders.

I can help you find it.

I can.

I can.

I can't find Bruce. I can't find him. I...

I can't get out there. I just need to get through.

I chew, chew, chew 'Cause they hope I choke

I could do whatever I wanted to whoever I wanted,

I dare ya.

I do not care that you're a kid.

I do what I want 'Cause I know that I'm hot

I don't know nothing about no diamond.

I don't know what the fuck is going on.

I don't need you All my diamonds dripping wet

I don't need you All my diamonds dripping wet

I don't need you All my diamonds dripping wet

I don't need you I've got flooded out baguettes

I don't need you I've got flooded out baguettes

I don't need you I've got flooded out baguettes

I don't need your help. I got this.

I don't think so.

I don't wanna Row, row, row the boat

I even went to college.

I figure I'm better off with the person who's not gonna cut me open.

I found you naked on the floor, hungover

I gave you a great pitch. Didn't I?

I get it. You're really not as complicated as you think.

I got 50 says it was turf war.

I got an amazing new place that was all mine.

I got it when I was embedded with the Mbangani tribe

I got one

I got you, you little shit.

I gotta take a leak.

I gotta take you back a few days,

I guess all good things have to come to an end.

I guess it proves the theory that hyenas really do have nine lives.

I had to find a new identity.

I hate to be the one to break it to you, sweetheart, but you are not done.

I have all my best ideas drunk.

I have enough now to open up a new restaurant.

I have funded you. I've protected you.

I have the best idea!

I haven't had breakfast yet.

I haven't told that to anyone.

I just fucking had it.

I killed his firing squad.

I killed Victor Zsasz.

I knew you couldn't be trusted. Roman's little bird.

I know how to work a gun I don't need a range

I know the East End better than anybody.

I know what everyone says.

I like it when you call me crazy

I lost all sense of who I was.

I love me this much

I love you.

I made a carefully calculated,

I mean it, Sal. No one.

I mean, how do I be like you?

I mean, shopping at fancy ass stores,

I mean, the kid's got a stomach made of steel.

I mean, this is a pretty loud fucking shitshow of a message.

I mean, we were amazing there.

I mean, your elderly. [laughing]

I meant to say

I named him Bruce after that hunky Wayne guy.

I need to know where...

I never said that. I love you both equally.

I own this town. You'll have my protection.

I promise.

I really like your earrings.

I said sit your skinny ass down, you dumb slut.

I saw that.

I take payment in kind.

I think it's the Bertinelli diamond.

I think we can let her go.

I think you can manage a couple of little girls.

I thought we could be family.

I thought we could build something beautiful together.

I thought we were friends. And you...

I told you all about...

I told you that Keo scene would send a message.

I took your ring.

I underestimated you. And I'm sorry.

I wanna taste the cheese.

I want everyone who's after me to back off.

I want you to stay here with me close.

I was the brains behind some of

I wasn't going to sell the kid. I was going to trade the kid.

I won't let you down, Romy. I promise.

I'll come to you.

I'll give you till midnight.

I'll have to learn that one.

I'll make it quick.

I'll take that.

I'll tell you a super duper secret secret.

I'm a bitch and a boss And I shine like gloss

I'm a bitch and a boss And I shine like gloss

I'm a bitch and a boss And I shine like gloss

I'm a bitch, I'm a boss

I'm a bitch, I'm a boss

I'm a bitch, I'm a boss

I'm a super shero, bitch Don't try me, hoe

I'm about to learn that a lot of people in this city want me dead.

I'm about to own this city.

I'm all on my lonesome.

I'm building something special.

I'm done now

I'm gone now

I'm gonna get you outta here.

I'm gonna get your diamond back.

I'm here to report a terrible crime.

I'm just a terrible person, I guess.

I'm just saying, we got four dead bodies here, you know.

I'm not letting you sell the kid to him.

I'm not proud of what I did, but I had half the city after me.

I'm not shopping at this store.

I'm not talking superficial partnerships.

I'm not the Crossbow Killer!

I'm pretty like a car crash

I'm Renee Montoya, detective with GCPD.

I'm robbing this store.

I'm saving a special spot for you.

I'm set free

I'm sorry, kid.

I'm sorry, kid.

I'm sorry, lotus flower.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Go ahead and work. Go ahead.

I'm starting up my own business.

I'm talking you and me having each other's backs.

I'm telling you, if you want boys to respect you,

I'm the only one who can protect you!

I'm the whole damn cake And the cherry on top

I'm used to it.

I've been working on this for six months.

I've given her prune juice, laxatives.

I've got got bridges to burn And places to run

I've got got bridges to burn And places to run

I've got got bridges to burn And places to run

I've got got bridges to burn And places to run

I've got the kid.

I've heard it's beautiful.

I've located the Bertinelli diamond.

I've scratched your backs and kept you outta jail.

I've waited a long time for this.

If he gets the diamond,

If I hand her over,

If Roman Sionis is such a mastermind,

If we, if we, if we like it

If we're apologizing for shit, I should tell you something.

If you let me go,

If you want my mercy,

If you wanted to even come close, you would have to go to medical school.

In Congo Kinshasa. Have you ever been?

In my bag

In the atomic structure of a 30 carat diamond.

Inside.

Is called a complication.

Is he an acupuncture model, too?

Is she laughing at me?

Is that a snot bubble?

Is that rock still inside you?

Is to serve.

Isn't that Joker's girl?

Isn't that right, Miss Yee?

Isn't this fun? It's just like a sleepover. [gasps]

It doesn't make sense. I don't understand.

It gave me the space to really reflect on the mistakes of my past.

It sure did, boss.

It sure fucking did.

It took losing something I truly love

It was a power grab, but the real target

It was all about this guy, right here.

It was kinda nice having the kid around.

It was made by a very famous Gotham artist...

It was the closure I needed.

It was the kick in the balls she needed

It wasn't easy.

It would be nothing

It wouldn't be nothing

It's a beaver.

It's a very misguided attempt to win back his respect.

It's art. Don't touch.

It's freezing

It's great.

It's just business.

It's me.

It's more fun if she's got competition.

It's my party, my body, my business

It's my town and my ground And my hit list

It's my world And you're just living in it

It's not a fucking bow and arrow. It's a crossbow. I'm not 12.

It's not a party without a little drama, am I right?

It's our door Did we say you're invited?

It's over

It's Sionis.

Janky ass clown with bad eye makeup?

Jesus. Who the fuck is this? What?

Jesus. Who the fuck is this? What?

Jump into a vat of chemicals to prove yourself to a madman.

Just a dash of hot sauce.

Just breathe. Just breathe. Let me check it.

Just bring me back my diamond.

Just close your eyes and hold it tight. Okay?

Just for now, I'll get you that rock back.

Just like they're scared of Mr. J.

Just rip it off her. Hurry up!

Keep the kid alive.

Keep your sticky paws to yourself, okay?

Kid, if that burrito doesn't make you shit,

Kid!

Kid!

Know what a harlequin is?

Ladies.

Leave your name And we'll call if we like it

Lesson number two, you always want extra chili with #32.

Let me guess. Parents?

Let you think you get the picture

Let's find the Crossbow Killer. I get it.

Let's get you somewhere safe.

Let's make it half a mil.

Let's rewind.

Let's scram.

Like bye bye

Like out of a plane without a parachute,

Like what's up?

Listen, if the DA is willing to throw himself

Listen, Munroe, find me some tangible connection to Sionis, all right?

Little bird!

Loans, liquidity, laundering.

Long as you keep callin' baby

Look at me.

Look at me. Are you a good girl, now?

Look at my face!

Look at my face.

Look at those little ears. And his little haircut.

Look, if there's really a half mil on my head,

Look, if you bring your boys into the fold,

Lost in the bitterness

Lost in the wilderness

Lotus flower, you have to get upstairs before someone sees.

Lotus flower!

Mafia families in Gotham was gunned down.

Making waves in the East End.

Me?

Me? He gave my case away.

Meet me at Amusement Mile. The Booby Trap. In one hour.

Meet the cop.

Meet the daughter of the richest, most powerful Mafia don in Gotham City.

Meeting's over.

Merceninny...

Merceran?

Milk.

Mmm hmm.

Mmm!

Mmm!

Mmm!

Mmm.

Mmm. They boil the heads of their enemies

Mmm...

Mmm...

Momma.

Morning.

Motherfucker.

Mr. J once lost a rare photograph of a nude Eleanor Roosevelt,

Mr. Keo and his lovely wife and daughter.

Mr. S said for me to hold on to it.

Mr. Sionis,

Mr. Zsasz, I've had an amazing idea.

My former partner in madness?

My pear shape all dripped up

My ring?

My things!

Need a ride?

Never heard of them once

No cop ever gets anything done until after they've been suspended.

No fair.

No one knew we were here. No one knew we were here, except...

No one tastes like me, yeah

No, he's harmless.

No, she's not. She's...

No, they're not.

No.

No.

No.

No. Isn't this stunning?

No. No! [screaming]

No. No.

No. Wait. She's lying. She works for Sionis.

Not anymore.

Not him.

Not just the East End.

Not on my mind, no lie You're just a bad

Not that he let anyone know it.

Not today, Simpson.

Not tonight, Romy. Not tonight.

Not too much, Sal.

Not you, and not Mr. J.

Nothing

Nothing gets a guy's attention like violence.

Nothing happens around here, let me tell you,

Nothing.

Now you wanna come and knock on my door and ask me to help you out

Now you're gonna say that you wanna kill me

Now, dance.

Now, hand it over.

Now, I did some research.