Royal Pains - Season 8 Edit

A child services investigation and a hearing,

A few hours here and there, adds up to months,

A great doctor once told me,

A heart attack.

A microscope app.

A new sensation for me.

A panel on whether Jazwick is really dead.

About being a bad driver anyways.

About how I live like a 20 year old.

About IVF?

About my illness.

About sharing this?

About that...

Absolutely, yeah.

Absolutely.

Absolutely. Family should be off limits.

Absolutely. My life's been totally changed.

According to Mavis Beacon,

Action.

Actually, I was looking for you.

Actually, sit down for a minute.

After a transsphenoidal adenomectomy, yes.

After all of these months of trying.

After seeing a photo of this beautiful woman

Again, again,

Against medical advice?

Agreed, agreed.

Ah, it's just for today. Long story.

Ah, you cheered me up.

Ah, you mean, because the best pediatric specialist

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ahh... Ahh...

AKA your mother's favorite person in the universe.

Alive! I'm alive.

All his tests have come back negative, though,

All of my insecurities.

All of the fumes you've been breathing in

All right, bye.

All right, check with the ER in Riverhead then.

All right, great.

All right, I need to talk to you about a patient.

All right, I'll help with the PPE.

All right, it's eye patch time.

All right, let's buy some lamb chops.

All right, let's put pressure back on that.

All right, look, look, look.

All right, this is clear.

All right, Win, okay. Stay with me, all right?

All right? Thanks, can you do that?

All right? We can handle this.

All right.

All right.

All right. Paramedics are on the way.

All right. Take me through the treatments.

All right. Thank you.

All right. You ready?

All the equipment that you need

All the interest away from my panel.

All the king's horses and all the king's men

All they wanted to do was leave...

Although I can't vouch for

Although I do like to run it off afterwards.

Although maybe you'd enjoy hearing how I shot on Super 8

Always a half step behind her deadbeat owner.

Always on the hustle.

Am I right?

An authentic Paul Revere tea service.

An eternity of nothingness Get off the phone!

And a gift will help you fix that?

And after a few days, radioactive iodine.

And are Marisa and Carlos with you?

And became a doctor?

And because it's been so successful,

And broke the floor of my eye socket.

And cardio something or other mean nothing to you?

And dedicate your life to my ER.

And digitized to an mpeg video file for post production

And Evan has been such a good sport through all this.

And giving to the banks?

And Hans improvised a rope bridge across the ravine.

And has just visited an outbreak region,

And have the procedures.

And he already feels bad about his low motility.

And he helped me out with a much needed prescription.

And he hopes you'll meet with him again soon.

And he thinks that's why you can't seem to settle down.

And he's been loved to death,

And he's clearly sick with something serious.

And he's never been shy about sharing it.

And here we go.

And his CT proved that he had strep bacteria

And his father.

And his little ear's all chewed.

And howled at the moon.

And I acted really quickly, so I'm fully confident

And I am fully prepared...

And I couldn't love them more.

And I cut off my finger.

And I don't need you to diagnose me!

And I find out I'm standing next to Rick The Prick Peterson.

And I forgot you were coming.

And I found something really interesting.

And I got the spoon twisted up in the blades...

And I haven't been very helpful

And I heard her talking to her mom about some teddy bear.

And I just...

And I just... I can't quite figure out what's wrong with him.

And I kinda hoped that once you'd settled

And I know sometimes we argue,

And I loved it.

And I owe you one.

And I probably won't be able to stop.

And I will let Divya know what a perfect evening we had.

And I will let you know the results of the strep test.

And I won't.

And I... I just feel...

And I... I know that if...

And I'd like to talk to your aunt

And I'll draw some blood

And I'm afraid they all suffer.

And I'm in the middle of an important job.

And I'm moving to L.A.

And if all goes well

And if I am going to help the dear goose,

And if it's not too much to ask,

And immune advantages of plasmids

And introduced me to your work.

And it didn't seem to quench his thirst.

And it is Ebola.

And it wasn't even my fault. It was the shoe's fault.

And it will for you.

And just so you know,

And kind as my sweet husband,

And my hair falling out

And my therapist recommended your fiction

And my wrist started hurting this morning.

And not just face strep?

And now I just... I feel more alive.

And now I'm terrified.

And now we just need...

And one for HankMed.

And only through close and direct contact

And please make it quick.

And popping up in places it shouldn't.

And possibly making the worst mistake of my life.

And Raj could take over naturally.

And she's finally ready to sell.

And so does this increasingly restless baby boy.

And some cardboard.

And someone loved you, didn't they?

And someone on their waitlist will be accepted in my place.

And stop thyroid hormone synthesis.

And tell me that when I can't fit into anything?

And thank heaven you're still a hell of a diagnostician.

And thank you, Jeremiah.

And thankfully, you're still in

And that's what it felt like to me.

And the crackling in your lungs is worrying, too.

And the fluid in your lungs.

And the last seven of them definitely were not a waste.

And the mask, it's necessary.

And the only way that's going to happen

And the river of sweat that is dripping down my back,

And the whole time, they're yelling at her, not me.

And then did a kinescope transfer back to Super 8

And then don't do it again.

And then I got woozy and the saw slipped,

And then start her on Zofran and IV fluids.

And they confirm Cushing's disease.

And they flew us in at the last minute.

And they put in a metal plate?

And they swore to me that they would mean you no harm.

And this runny nose isn't real.

And tired and bloated.

And together we can stop them.

And until your wrist heals,

And we can put the cast on when the swelling subsides.

And we didn't always see eye to eye.

And we met up at the fundraiser,

And we need to figure out what.

And we need to keep trying.

And we want her selling with Berger & Lawson.

And we'll always have Hong Kong.

And we'll practically be living next to one another

And what did the grateful villagers call you?

And whatever I did, I will just do it again.

And where they came from.

And who wouldn't want to open up their checkbook

And why did Raj ask you to do this?

And will stay on top of research for a cure.

And work at HankMed. This is gonna be awesome.

And yet I'm holding the card of a cardiologist.

And you don't want to be medically sidelined.

And you haven't had any nausea or vomiting?

And you like to run.

And you were just in Sierra Leone?

And you were ready to make Brooklyn home.

And you won't have time to play hooky.

And you won't tell me.

And you'll have to wear an eye patch for a few days.

And you're great. Ah, it's just...

And you've lost a few pounds,

And your effusions of the lungs and the chest

And your fever's worse.

And your wrist will heal soon, so don't worry.

And, Dr. Lawson, we've got an ingrown toenail with paronychia.

And, Hank, thank you for everything.

And, oh, gosh, feel unfair,

And, really, that's all I need to know.

And, uh, if there's any mom out there

And, uh... whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

And, well, ever since

Another eager beaver.

Another silver lining.

Any chance we can go by yacht?

Any chance you can give me something

Any chance you can help me with appointments?

Anybody heard from Raj? What's their ETA?

Anyway, all I know for sure

Apparently they do.

Apparently, so have you.

Apparently, taco trucks that are Instagram famous

Are getting your attention, you're fine.

Are the twins into baseball yet, Raj?

Are you a C.G. Leviathan fan?

Are you coming up to a word I'll understand anytime soon?

Are you feeling nauseous at all?

Are you free for a stroll?

Are you going?

Are you happy now? Are you happy now?

Are you kidding me?

Are you okay?

Are you still a pole man?

Are you still nauseous?

Are you sure this is what Raj wants?

Are you sure you don't want the groundskeeper

Are you sure you have no reservation

Are you sure?

Are you wearing my bathrobe and hoodie and sweats?

Arrr, matey!

As a makeshift sling. It was medically necessary.

As airbag burns go, this one's pretty minor.

As an intermediary step 'cause the characters

As Ebola spreads across the entire country

As long as it's only every few days,

As long as you rotate which two

As much as I like flying off into the sunset,

As my sweet husband it's you, Divya.

As you know, I can be quite particular about the marbling.

Asian Pulitzers aside, I've always wondered

Astaria, we are on a quest.

Asthma, but I really don't have time for an exam.

At all hours has been waking up my children.

At all, really.

At last, my scouting days in Naaldenveld

At staying in contact over the past few years,

At Stony Brook.

At the back of the...

At the end of the hall.

At the KJR seminar.

Aw, didn't sleep again?

Aw, I really wish we didn't have to

Aw, they're so adorable, and even tempered.

Awesome, awesome.

Aww, my favorite ER taskmaster... hi!

Babe, at all. They're real.

Back in the ER.

Bacterial biofilms on the implant.

Be like you...

Because I knew you'd get all judge y on me.

Because I miss you.

Because I work too.

Because I'm better now. That was, like, forever ago.

Because if I do, I'm going to start crying,

Because it turns out a lot of your symptoms are psychosomatic.

Because of you, I've seen the light.

Because the new baby will be growing up in Baltimore.

Because Wendy would love us all to take the boat to Turtle Cove.

Because you think I can't be trusted

Because you're the one

Because, you're the one who's gonna have to

Been getting it a lot.

Before any of the early ones?

Before he went to bed.

Before his play date.

Before I prescribe anything, I'd like to do some tests.

Before putting the gloves on.

Before we head off on the red eye.

Before you ordered a medically unnecessary quarantine

Before you start talking like that.

Believe it or not, those bastards did me a favor.

Besides, I was right about Hans.

Beta blockers and PTU to control my symptoms

Between Hamptons Heritage and HankMed and baby making,

Big fan of Bob the Builder?

Big shoes to fill.

Bone loss, confusion, high blood pressure

Book six is due to my editor next month.

Boris has told me so much about you,

Boris Kuester von Jurgens Ratenicz,

Boris, if you expect ink from me, you must have more to say.

Boris, you know I would never harm Carlos.

Boris. Is everything okay?

Borrowed. He seems fond of Boris.

Both rumors were filtered through him.

BOTH: Tres, quatro!

Boy, that's a flatline.

Busy.

But a half life is better than no life at all.

But better to cross it safely.

But Divya and I have a pact

But don't worry.

But even I know it's really not the most accessible topic.

But first I have to be a new person.

But for the record...

But from what I've read, a lot of men

But he could definitely dispel some of your doubts.

But he left early because he had a sore throat.

But I also find good things

But I bet he'd love the Hamptons.

But I did know Jazwick wasn't dead.

But I have a fear of needles.

But I just don't want to stress him out.

But I love being in Africa.

But I really should get going.

But I thank you for your thoughtfulness,

But I think I just got a little too comfortable there.

But I was hoping I could find out

But I'm glancing into the water,

But I'm not frail.

But I'm right, right? I had to call a quarantine.

But I'm worried about how to bring it up with Evan.

But I'm worried about meningitis,

But I've been working as a PA for several years now.

But if you are considering a move,

But if you use a respirator, this won't happen again.

But in his case, it was Karen who had problems conceiving.

But it's one you might not have heard of.

But it's tasteful naked. It's not porn.

But it's very real to me.

But luckily my dad's still breathing.

But Madam Curie was a very important scientist.

But make sure Barry's hematocrit is over 30.

But most of my funding comes from Branch Pharmaceuticals.

But mostly we just had each other.

But my family is not part of this announcement.

But no surprise.

But not all men feel that way about IVF.

But now, we've added a hidden agenda.

But once I realized it was my dream,

But seriously, Raj, Divya, this is for you.

But so do I.

But that would mean every few days,

But the carotid vagal maneuver

But the conduit through here is all jacked up.

But the doctor said not to worry.

But the guy was old. He was off his game.

But the only one I understood was yes.

But the visions have been changeable in the past.

But the well off are fair game?

But this isn't about you.

But we all know that eye swelling

But we need to hospitalize you.

But we usually just let the EMTs bring them in.

But we've got so much going on right now.

But yes, she has a lot of things,

But you can't run the ER like HankMed.

But you don't have to stress about HankMed.

But you gave me my start in medicine.

But you read me though, just now.

But you're definitely running a fever.

But, uh, Lena's not too happy about it.

But, yes, I should have told you.

But... I think I'm gonna miss you.

By threatening to reveal your illness,

Bye.

Cal rolls a mean curve ball.

California? That's...

Call me Joe.

Can have reservations about it.

Can I talk you out of whatever you just scheduled?

Can still give you food poisoning.

Can they stay at the neighbors' for a couple more days?

Can we stop the rash on my injection site

Can you call off the investigation?

Can you move your arms and legs?

Can you please come over every morning

Can you really help me?

Can you tell me for sure that I will?

Can't say I'm sad to see this plane grounded.

Cardiac tamponade. Okay, okay.

Carlitos.

Carlos is about to receive his first treatment.

Catch this flight tonight.

Cin...

Cindy Green. C.G.

Cindy.

City of the future.

Clear!

Clear!

Code quarantine, ER. Code 529.

Code says we need outlets every eight feet,

Combined with your dehydration...

Come back soon, please.

Come here. Bring it in.

Come on, eye protection. Respirators.

Come on, Keller.

Come on, Keller. Come on.

Come on, Ken.

Come on, Ken. Come on.

Competing with kids like Peterson.

Compressions could kill him.

Congratulations. I'm sure your family coffers

Connecting with patients makes you an amazing concierge doctor,

Could fly with eight fingers.

Could it have gone in the water?

Couldn't put Humpty together again.

Course, I know you're too young currently

Crazy ideas that built a successful business,

Crazy ideas? Oh, my God. Crazy ideas?

Cut. Actually, we're filming a segment here.

Cut. Yes. Very sure.

Damn it!

Damn it.

Damn it. Damn it. Stay with us.

Damn, that felt good.

Dan's Papers has it already.

Dare I say I see moisture on your upper lip,

Deal.

Decided it was time to do something for myself.

Decided to send a social worker to my house.

Deep breath, please.

Did he say which competitors?

Did I do something to deserve this?

Did I miss our appointment?

Did I say something funny?

Did you both study running a hospital?

Did you get an executive paper cut

Did you know that I...

Did you learn all his hopes and dreams?

Did you pick this stuff out yourself,

Did you?

Diddle, diddle dum...

Diddle, diddle, dumpling.

Diddle, diddle, dumpling.

Diddle, diddle...

Discovering who they are and what they want.

Distended neck veins, muffled heart sounds...

Divya mentioned your office is freezing.

Divya, I asked Jeremiah, and he very kindly agreed

Divya, I want pictures of the new baby

Divya, really, I'm so happy for you.

Divya, thank you.

Do the words heart failure, heart disease

Do you eat a lot of salad?

Do you have any pre existing conditions?

Do you have, like, a card or something?

Do you know who it is?

Docked at his estate late last night.

Doctor called this afternoon.

Does talking have to be involved?

Does that hurt?

Does that sound familiar?

Doesn't mean you know anything...

Doesn't the owner have a key for that?

Don't be too impressed. I speak food.

Don't ever tell anyone I told you this, including her.

Don't forget the R!

Don't look now, but I think you're flirting with the enemy.

Don't move... I want to make sure you didn't break anything, okay?

Don't tell me I'm the only one suffering

Don't tell Thanks...

Don't worry, I'll take care of you.

Don't worry, I'm not contagious.

Don't worry, we'll blend right in.

Don't worry.

Done and done.

Down the hall to the right or left.

Dr. Big One.

Dr. Joseph Whitcomb.

Dr. Lawson had quit practicing medicine some time ago.

Dr. Lawson, should I call plastics?

Dr. Lawson?

Dr. Roseman just showed up for the evening shift,

Dr. Sacani?

Dr. Whitcomb was in so much pain

Dr. Whitcomb.

Drew, what are you doing here?

Easy.

Ebola? He has strep.

Eh, kinda ruins my impossibly dashing image.

Einstein... Johns Hopkins.

Electrical tape, a bunch of hemostats,

Entertaining the baby, as they have with Sashi,

Es un mono azul.

Especially Peterson.

Especially since I was the one who was supposed

Especially the people,

Especially these uber wealthy wannabes.

Ev, you're overreacting.

Ev. Ev!

Evan R. Lawson, he'll give you a freebie.

Evan R. Lawson.

Evan R. Lawson.

Evan R. Lawson.

Evan, come on.

Evan, I think you are doing a great job with my old job.

Evan, it's okay. I can do this.

Evan, thank you for sending so many supplies to the clinic.

Evan?

Evan? You're a lifesaver.

Evan. E V A...

Even as a favor to your brother.

Even the Internet doesn't know who he really is.

Even though he's wrong?

Even though I'd order it all over again.

Even though we came in contact with him,

Eventually quit.

Every floor of the hospital?

Everyone coming at you, wanting answers.

Everyone, please gather around the movie screen.

Everyone, stand back.

Everything hospital wise is running smoothly.

Everything okay, honey?

Exactly.

Exactly.

Exactly. Don't, uh...

Excessive detail.

Excuse me, I, uh, have some, uh,

Excuse us a moment.

First world medicine is amazing.

First, Boris fires me, okay?

Fluent in Chinese food,

For a couple of months now.

For a few hours before the surgery,

For a HankMed family reunion

For a long time now.

For a possible myocardial infarction.

For all of your relationship problems.

For Carlos's treatment is here?

For me, family always comes first.

For my meeting with Ms. Jeffries later today.

For projection. Just kidding.

For protection. Look how fierce he is.

For Sports Illustrated.

For the bacteria to lodge and multiply.

For the end of such a lovely meal.

For the first time I think I'm realizing

For the metal fume fever,

For the record though, I knew it.

For you, I can make an exception.

Found somebody I could really trust to replace me.

From 3 North.

From all that business developing?

From all the throwing up.

From an out of state number.

From my agency finding out that I'm still in the Hamptons,

From the security of my lab,

From the sounds of it, you have quite the appetite.

From the terrible threes.

From your little brother.

Full thickness forehead laceration.

Gave me something besides chigger bites.

Give it back.

Give it, give it, give it!

Given the amount of swelling and tenderness in your wrist.

Given the low impact nature of your injury.

Given the neck rigidity and the high fever.

Go ahead, guys.

Go back to work.

God, I haven't played hooky in, like...

Good for you, Divs.

Good morning, Hank.

Good, because she's cash poor,

Good.

Good. Thank you.

Got it.

Got to relieve the pressure around your heart.

Great. Wow.

Ground it.

Guess not.

Guy Childs called me.

Guy Childs, meet my friend, Hank Lawson.

Guy, this afternoon, KJR is introducing a new drug,

Guys, guys, what's happening?

Guys?

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha. Yeah.

Ha ha. What would Raj be up to?

Had to get the keys to the plane somehow.

Hah!

Handled over there anyway.

Hang in there, Ian.

Hank, I want to apply to medical school.

Hank, I want to apply to medical school.

Hank, we should work him up

Hank, when did we get old?

Hank, you can't do everything.

HankMed, how can we make you feel better today?

Hans came straight from Sierra Leone,

Hans,

Hans, does your eye feel warm?

Hans, I'm so glad to finally meet you on this trip.

Hans, nice to meet you.

Hans?

Hans.

Hans' Ebola test came back negative.

Has a rare and often deadly genetic disease.

Has anyone diagnosed you?

Has got you back in normal sinus rhythm.

Has loads of insecurities.

Have I ever made a misstep?

Have they always been so easy?

Have you been using?

Have you even thought about that?

Having to have a superhuman amount of sex...

He basically called me crazy, which is crazy.

He can finally do something nice for me?

He didn't seem to have much time for me.

He even saved the goat.

He feels terrible about the way he handled things,

He has a fever and was just in Sierra Leone.

He has a Left Ventricular Assist Device in his heart.

He has an infection that's clearly getting worse.

He has no pulse and is not responding

He has the marker too, Hank.

He is as mysterious as his next book.

He is no big fan of yours either.

He refuses to come in for a full work up,

He said it was just the heat, but I got worried.

He said the Tylenol you gave him

He still loves it,

He sure was chugging something,

He was fixing Mr. McTavish's plane when I saw him pass out.

He was found unconscious in his office.

He was hostile.

He, uh, he worked under you in Brooklyn I think.

He'll be okay.

He's a concierge doctor in the Hamptons.

He's a pioneer in the field of emergency medicine.

He's back in V fib. Let's shock him again.

He's going to make it, right?

He's great. Back to bouncing off the walls.

He's heard doubts from some of my competitors

He's not my boss.

He's off property at the moment, and this can't wait.

He's pinking up.

He's so busy at work,

He's taking a nap.

He's this junior agent in the same agency as me.

He's under quarantine for possible Ebola.

Heart failure.

Hello, Miss Green?

Hello, sibling of Sashi.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? Dr. Whitcomb?

Hello... Divya's baby.

Help! Someone please help my brother.

Helped his fever, but his eye is really swollen.

Henry, are you really doing this?

Henry, you go in there without gear, you're quarantined too.

Henry.

Her Aunt Rosanna returned my call

Her best stabilizer, and I was in a race against time

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here you go. Extra hot, extra shot.

Here's my card.

Hey, are you having any chest pains?

Hey, at least when your follicles hit 16 millimeters...

Hey, come on.

Hey, guys. How are you?

Hey, Hank, you saved my life.

Hey, hey, hey. I wanted to stay in Brooklyn,

Hey, hey, Stony Brook is nothing to feel down about.

Hey, I can't come to the phone right now,

Hey, I need a gurney and a crash cart.

Hey, I only go after people who spend money they don't have.

Hey, I thought you didn't speak the language.

Hey, I'm Divya Katdare from HankMed.

Hey, isn't that Lena Crawford?

Hey, Lena from the bike crash, right?

Hey, let's wait for the test results

Hey, listen, the hackers who tried to steal

Hey, so, uh, cancel your plans tonight.

Hey, thank you for your help with Lena.

Hey, what are you doing here?

Hey, what...

Hey, Win, it's me again. Pick up.

Hey, you were in an accident.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! (COUGHING)

Hey! Hey!

Hey! I said that's my plane, stop!

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Are you okay?

Hey...

Hey... whoa! You okay?

Hi, cute baby.

Hi, Daddy!

Hi, Divya.

Hi, Hank.

Hi, Mommy and the new baby.

Hi, Mommy.

Hi, Win Reynolds. I'm fine.

Hi.

Hi.

Hickory dickory dock.

His pulse is pounding.

His SpO2 is below 80.

His surname, deGroot, translates that way.

His twins are a result of in vitro fertilization,

His yacht, Call Me Richmael,

Hmm, yeah, it hurts.

Hold on for one second.

Honestly, it couldn't have gone worse.

Honey, I'm home.

Hong Kong.

Hopefully the social services investigation

Hopefully we'll both be out of limbo very soon.

Hopefully years, and then, well, forever.

How about I do an exam, all the same?

How are you feeling?

How are you pulling this off?

How are you? It's been way too long.

How Bea and Cal began?

How could I have forgotten the trigger shot?

How could I inspire you?

How dare that kid!

How do you feel about that?

How do you know he stole your client?

How I wanted to live.

How long before someone realizes it's my blood, not yours?

How long can we keep this up?

How many were affected?

How much time is no time?

How much weight have you lost, Joe?

How stressful the corporate world is...

How'd it go?

How'd you know?