The Last Dragon (1985) Edit

A black man with a pizza shop.

A cycle is complete...

A goddess is what they're gonna call her. A goddess.

A great fighter, for instance...

A kiss?

A lot of girls out there would like to trade places with you.

A mission?

About the wahsa, legendary Bruce Leroy...

After all, me and this lady, we got a lot in common.

Ain't no slaves either.

Ain't no woman like that gonna hold still while you figure it out.

Ain't nothing gonna stand between me and my destiny...

Ain't this beautiful, huh? I love it. I love it.

All facets must be embraced...

All for me?

All for you, sweetheart.

All I wanted was my video on your show...

All it takes is one little bullet.

All over your body. Come, Leroy.

All right, all right!

All right, come on.

All right, enough is enough! Y'all better chill out.

All right, Leroy, who's the one and only master?

All right, take it easy!

All right, that's enough.

All right!

All right.

All this glamour and stardom...

All to make you a star.

All you've got is this bod, and that's it.

Am I the baddest mofo lowdown around this town?

Am I the baddest mofo lowdown around this town?

And also getting by on my tits.

And boyfriend, Eddie Arkadian.

And he came to me for advice.

And I will gladly designate his ass...

And I will not rest until everybody knows...

And I, well...

And in the end, Eddie, you know what?

And it ain't no thing and the prize ain't no date.

And it is hot.

And it is there, only there...

And it is there, only there...

And it's all for you, sweetheart.

And lots of attitude.

And now there is a new emptiness to be filled...

And now you say no.

And our inmates are off to a promising start this morning.

And saucy Leroy Green.

And the rap I'm gonna lay on her...

And then, of course, to find them again.

And this chick will beg to play this thing.

And this?

And to think how I found them in your suitcase.

And to think, the featured act is yet to come!

And very, very exciting.

And, Leroy...

Angela Viracco.

Angela, sweetheart, shut up.

Anything you say!

Anyway you wanna do it.

Anyway, you seem to be the best qualified. I mean...

Are you gonna put my video on your show or aren't you?

Are you in here?

Are you on vacation? Move it!

Are you out of your mind?!

Are you ready?

Are you?

As soon as I get that Leroy character out of the way.

At the designated time...

At the slightest hint of their master's displeasure.

Attaboy, Leroy!

Baron Von Rick's got a more direct route to the target.

Be careful.

Beast, kill him!

Beast, let him go.

Beauty and perfection is our life.

Because I am the shogun!

Because it's alive...

Because now he's got to fight me.

Because of my former producer, associate...

Because that's as close as you're gonna get.

Belt buckle?

Bodyguard.

Bolo.

Boss, don't get mad because it wasn't our fault.

Bow down or I'm gonna snap this clown in two!

Bow down to your master!

Bow!

Bow!

Bozo, you go that way. Just go.

Bravo, Leroy!

Break.

Bring her back in one piece, will you?

Brought to you by Coca Cola.

Bruce Leroy, that's who!

Bruce Leroy?

Bruce Leroy?

Buddy, I'm gonna rip your face off.

Bums.

But he has never been with a woman before.

But you will. I'm gonna see to that.

But, Eddie, I'm hungry. I wanna go!

But, Eddie, you're all wet!

But, master...

Calling Leroy.

Can I kick?

Can't she just meet us there?

Catches bullets with his teeth?

Catching bullets with his teeth.

Check this out.

Chill out, chopsticks. Let me handle this.

Chinese Connection.

Chinese GoJu is my secret!

Chinese GoJu is my secret.

Chinese GoJu is my secret. I bear no arms.

Ciao, baby.

Cock's crow?

Coke is it.

Come down here and make me?

Come down here just for the fun of it?

Come on, at least have dinner with him.

Come on, come on.

Come on, get her in here.

Come on, handsome, show us your stuff!

Come on, honey, let's go.

Come on, Leroy, let me out!

Come on, Leroy!

Come on, Leroy.

Come on, let's go!

Come on, move it!

Come on, we're just talking about one dinner out of your life.

Come on, you miserable slob!

Come on!

Come on! Come here!

Come on! Will you make it interesting?

Come on.

Come, you will be safe now.

Come, you will be safe now.

Conscience is our guide!

Conscience is our guide.

Coward.

Coward.

Crunch, Beast, Cyclone!

Dancing around on that screen, ain't that right?

Do it, do it. What... What it be like? What it...

Do you know, the strangest things keep happening to me.

Do you not need a weapon?

Do you plan to fight with only your bare hands?

Doll, did I do you a favor or did I do you a favor?

Don't be no fool, Jack.

Don't break the table!

Don't bug me! Fix your face!

Don't cover up for that Ping Pong playing...

Don't disappear, okay? I'll be right back.

Don't hurt that face, baby!

Don't know. Not sure I'd tell you if I did.

Don't move. I'll be back in five minutes.

Don't you love it?

Double?

Down.

Drown him, Leroy! Drown him!

Drown that sucker!

Duck, Leroy! You can't do that to my brother!

Eddie.

Eddie.

Else? What else is there?

Enough!

Enough.

Every fight I got you.

Everyone knows you're scared of him.

Fifteen seconds, Laura. Come on. Come on. Let's go! Let's go.

Fire!