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Role Models (2008)

Role Models (2008)

"Role Models" is a hilarious comedy film released in 2008 that follows the journey of two salesmen who find themselves sentenced to community service as role models for troubled kids. Starring the comedic duo of Paul Rudd and Sean William Scott, the movie showcases their incredible chemistry and comedic timing as they navigate through the challenges of mentoring their assigned misfit children.

The film features a talented cast, including Elizabeth Banks, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, and Jane Lynch, who all deliver outstanding performances that add to the laughter and heart of the story. "Role Models" not only provides a lot of laughs but also explores themes of friendship, growth, and the importance of positive role models in our lives.

If you're looking for a fun and light-hearted movie that will leave you in stitches, "Role Models" is definitely a must-watch. And the best part? You can easily play and download the sounds of this film right here! So grab your popcorn, get comfortable, and prepare for a wild and memorable ride with "Role Models."

A black Sheba.
A gift. I love him so much.
A great little dude? You're cute.
A little lovin' Yeah, yeah, yeah
A little lovin' Yeah, yeah, yeah
A lot of TVs. Guys! Go, go, go.
A mere 12 years ago, I was a raging alcoholic.
A minotaur!
A party to, not the party.
A prison of drugs, alcohol and sick thoughts.
A very animalistic woman,
A what?
About time! Let's rip this shit up!
Actually, we need your help.
Ah, Sarah.
Ah! Gleebo, look at you. A visage.
Alack and allay! What lovely vassal has Mercury delivered upon us today
All hail King Blufgan!
All hail Lunesta.
All hail Queen Esplen of Navalore!
All my costumes have the same colors and same symbols as Xanthia.
All right, Ronnie. That's enough.
All right, you were right.
All right? Please. Danny.
All right.
All right.
All right. All right. Don't encourage him. He did kill the king.
All right. Bye.
All right. I'II...
All right. I'm gonna get a beer.
All right. Let's move right along here.
All right. That was good!
All right. Whatever! Hey, come here.
All right. You boys have fun.
All right. You're my PIC, Wheeler.
An honorable, albeit court appointed, friend once said to me,
And a large black coffee.
And all of their songs are about fucking!
And as the barn door creaked open, ever so slowly,
And besides, you can't start a country with two people.
And don't expect me to testify on your behalf.
And for every can sold, Minotaur will make a donation
And FYI, you're playing on this girl's court now, okay?
And grande is Spanish for large.
And group B, go with Duane. What you got on tap, Duane?
And he got this one out of your mom's closet.
And he thought he'd stabbed you.
And her whispering eye.
And holding the severed head of the pediatrician's mother in his hand,
And how this girl's gonna get some of his dick!
And I came in here, I proposed to you...
And I can just walk right out of here.
And I don't know which way is up!
And I don't want to get too graphic, but I used to suck his dick for drugs.
And I get to sing your name
And I got a little something something for you to wear.
And I hope we'll be all right
And I like boobies.
And I miss you so much
And I really feel as if it's given me some perspective on things.
And I think you two dudes are gonna become real homeys.
And I would love to take you if you're interested.
And I'll fade into the mist.
And if I stay with Sturdy Wings for another five years,
And if it's meant to be, you just...
And if you get hit in the chest, then you're...
And if you let anything bad happen to my cub,
And if you smoke something or take a pill, it'll go away for a while.
And in such strange and frightful attire?
And instead, over the next 30 days,
And it makes me feel bad about me that I can't make you happier.
And it's particularly terrifying because it's true.
And left him so you could go get a blow job.
And listen good. I am a very animalistic woman,
And me, the Cat!
And nothing would make me happier than to fight alongside you brave men.
And now you're gonna have to stay after class.
And once it's in our tummies
And singing is not my idea of fun. All right?
And some drugs, too.
And take some pride in dying an honorable death.
And that boy is my cub,
And that God awful cape that you made out of my tablecloth? I'm so sick of this.
And that way, I can use my BS flyswatter to swat away the flies
And the kiss!
And the next you could be battling against a troll who wants nothing more
And the victor shall rule the realm.
And then I ran a truck that looks like a bull into a statue of a horse.
And then we're gonna stay up as late as we can,
And then when you come back, it'll be time to meet... Drum roll, please.
And there's just nothing cuter
And they put on guitars and makeup to get girls,
And this is a good month for that, too.
And we can get to know you a little bit better?
And we just can't find the sound
And we would like to officially invite you to be a soldier in the Xanthian army.
And when it comes to my son, I am a lioness,
And when you're addicted to helping,
And you are in the slammer, like M.C. Hammer.
And you can spike the ball down, or you, over the net.
And you don't wanna go to prison.
And you don't want to spend your life without them.
And you know what, sweetheart?
And you know what? That's fine if you don't give a shit,
And you thought wrong, you furry faggot.
And you're gonna stay 11 hours short, okay? I don't know.
And your positive attitude and your whispering eye
And, Danny, they suspended your license. Did you know that?
And, fellas, will you do me a favor?
And, FYI, it's called a venti because it's 20 ounces!
And, seriously, you're gonna get
And, yes, I was kinda hoping that it would lead to some pussy.
And, you know, hoboes.
Another round of Pac Man. Right.
Answer me. No, ma'am.
Any friend of Blufgan's is a friend of Kuzzik,
Anybody see the little kid I was with?
Anyway, I was just wondering
Apollo has lifted his skirt. The day has been launched.
Are abducted and sold
Are you calling me a liar? You're a liar.
Are you implying that we're not here?
Are you like a superhero or something?
Are you serious?
Are you sewing? Yeah.
Are you telling me a kid could slay the mighty king?
Argotron. Face me, if ye be brave enough.
As long as you stay away from drugs.
As much time with your Little...
As we call them here at Sturdy Wings.
As you command.
ASAP, I'm sorry. Huge crime.
At least in public.
Augie kind of got screwed over today.
Augie, look, you're a good kid. I like you,
Augie, screw them.
Augie, what the hell? Your boys just killed me!
Augie! Augie!
Aye, my lord.
Bad decision.
Bang your drum, bro. Maybe I should be like you.
Be nice.
Because birds are dinosaurs, and they're everywhere.
Because birds are dinosaurs, and they're everywhere.
Because despite this very well thought out and romantic proposal,
Because he's the king. I beg you!
Because I heard that the giant panda bear
Because if you fight the urge to go to sleep,
Because sometimes in life, everybody needs...
Because they have this clear videotape of you stealing
Because you're one of these guys that's good with kids, right?
Because, you know, just how he is.
Becca and Sarah.
Becoming a normal kid. He is a normal kid.
Been five years.
Before the first apple cider break.
Believe it.
Beth, come on. You don't have to do this.
Beth, I am so lonely without you
Beth, I gotta help Augie. I gotta go.
Beth, I hear you calling
Beth? Yes, Wheeler?
Bid him good morrow.
Black folks don't play soccer.
Black Sheba. Yeah, but listen...
Blufgan is the last man standing of them all!
Blufgan! Blufgan! Blufgan!
Boobs? Yeah.
Bow as your daughter does.
Bow down, little girl. Little girl, bow down, bow down.
Bring some Ambien. You'll sleep like a baby.
Brothers and sisters of the new nation of Kiss My Anthia,
Bullshit each other instead, okay?
But at that moment, I knew what I had to do.
But Davith of Glencracken is the one you want.
But he was lying to everyone and told everyone that he killed me.
But how? It's called training.
But I actually like my life, okay?
But I think there's something to be gained
But I think you're perfect because you're young, you're fun,
But I thought you'd pussy out.
But I worked my magic on the judge,
But I'm not really into the whole buddy buddy,
But I'm still in love with you
But I'm watching you, Daredevil.
But it had faded off when you touched me, so don't flatter yourself
But it was real. It was from the heart!
But it's definitely not as gay as I thought it would be.
But it's got a pretty melody
But my job is to dress up like a minotaur and keep kids off drugs.
But Sturdy Wings or no Sturdy Wings, I want to be your Big.
But the Pac Man here, I think it's 50 cents.
But there's room in Laire for all belief systems.
But they really wanted to celebrate your milestone.
But we've got the ass...
But what about that girl you're always looking at, with the cap and the...
But what doesn't kill us makes us stronger, right?
But whatever the reason,
But when I found out, I stopped kissing her, but I fucked her friends.
But you don't have to ruin it for me, because I do give a shit!
But you have lost the ability to take any joy in life.
But, you know, this isn't reality. It's not the real world.
Call her. Sweep her off her feet.
Call it out there.
Camping blows. It's dirty, and I don't like sleeping on rocks.
Can I get a tall chai?
Can I tell you how deeply, deeply I regret this situation with this latest Big?
Can I tell you how deeply, deeply I regret this situation with this latest Big?
Can you guys please call me and let me know where you are?
Children, many of them just like you,
Chin chin. By the way, this stuff's poison.