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Role Models (2008)

Role Models (2008)

"Role Models" is a hilarious comedy film released in 2008 that follows the journey of two salesmen who find themselves sentenced to community service as role models for troubled kids. Starring the comedic duo of Paul Rudd and Sean William Scott, the movie showcases their incredible chemistry and comedic timing as they navigate through the challenges of mentoring their assigned misfit children.

The film features a talented cast, including Elizabeth Banks, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, and Jane Lynch, who all deliver outstanding performances that add to the laughter and heart of the story. "Role Models" not only provides a lot of laughs but also explores themes of friendship, growth, and the importance of positive role models in our lives.

If you're looking for a fun and light-hearted movie that will leave you in stitches, "Role Models" is definitely a must-watch. And the best part? You can easily play and download the sounds of this film right here! So grab your popcorn, get comfortable, and prepare for a wild and memorable ride with "Role Models."

A black Sheba.
A gift. I love him so much.
A great little dude? You're cute.
A little lovin' Yeah, yeah, yeah
A little lovin' Yeah, yeah, yeah
A lot of TVs. Guys! Go, go, go.
A mere 12 years ago, I was a raging alcoholic.
A minotaur!
A party to, not the party.
A prison of drugs, alcohol and sick thoughts.
A very animalistic woman,
A what?
About time! Let's rip this shit up!
Actually, we need your help.
Ah, Sarah.
Ah!
Ah! Gleebo, look at you. A visage.
Alack and allay! What lovely vassal has Mercury delivered upon us today
All hail King Blufgan!
All hail Lunesta.
All hail Queen Esplen of Navalore!
All my costumes have the same colors and same symbols as Xanthia.
All right, Ronnie. That's enough.
All right, you were right.
All right? Please. Danny.
All right.
All right.
All right. All right. Don't encourage him. He did kill the king.
All right. Bye.
All right. I'II...
All right. I'm gonna get a beer.
All right. Let's move right along here.
All right. That was good!
All right. Whatever! Hey, come here.
All right. You boys have fun.
All right. You're my PIC, Wheeler.
An honorable, albeit court appointed, friend once said to me,
And a large black coffee.
And all of their songs are about fucking!
And as the barn door creaked open, ever so slowly,
And besides, you can't start a country with two people.
And don't expect me to testify on your behalf.
And for every can sold, Minotaur will make a donation
And FYI, you're playing on this girl's court now, okay?
And grande is Spanish for large.
And group B, go with Duane. What you got on tap, Duane?
And he got this one out of your mom's closet.
And he thought he'd stabbed you.
And her whispering eye.
And holding the severed head of the pediatrician's mother in his hand,
And how this girl's gonna get some of his dick!
And I came in here, I proposed to you...
And I can just walk right out of here.
And I don't know which way is up!
And I don't want to get too graphic, but I used to suck his dick for drugs.
And I get to sing your name
And I got a little something something for you to wear.
And I hope we'll be all right
And I like boobies.
And I miss you so much
And I really feel as if it's given me some perspective on things.
And I think you two dudes are gonna become real homeys.
And I would love to take you if you're interested.
And I'll fade into the mist.
And if I stay with Sturdy Wings for another five years,
And if it's meant to be, you just...
And if you get hit in the chest, then you're...
And if you let anything bad happen to my cub,
And if you smoke something or take a pill, it'll go away for a while.
And in such strange and frightful attire?
And instead, over the next 30 days,
And it makes me feel bad about me that I can't make you happier.
And it's particularly terrifying because it's true.
And left him so you could go get a blow job.
And listen good. I am a very animalistic woman,
And me, the Cat!
And nothing would make me happier than to fight alongside you brave men.
And now you're gonna have to stay after class.
And once it's in our tummies
And singing is not my idea of fun. All right?
And some drugs, too.
And take some pride in dying an honorable death.
And that boy is my cub,
And that God awful cape that you made out of my tablecloth? I'm so sick of this.
And that way, I can use my BS flyswatter to swat away the flies
And the kiss!
And the next you could be battling against a troll who wants nothing more
And the victor shall rule the realm.
And then I ran a truck that looks like a bull into a statue of a horse.
And then we're gonna stay up as late as we can,
And then when you come back, it'll be time to meet... Drum roll, please.
And there's just nothing cuter
And they put on guitars and makeup to get girls,
And this is a good month for that, too.
And we can get to know you a little bit better?
And we just can't find the sound
And we would like to officially invite you to be a soldier in the Xanthian army.
And when it comes to my son, I am a lioness,
And when you're addicted to helping,
And you are in the slammer, like M.C. Hammer.
And you can spike the ball down, or you, over the net.
And you don't wanna go to prison.
And you don't want to spend your life without them.
And you know what, sweetheart?
And you know what? That's fine if you don't give a shit,
And you thought wrong, you furry faggot.
And you're gonna stay 11 hours short, okay? I don't know.
And your positive attitude and your whispering eye
And, Danny, they suspended your license. Did you know that?
And, fellas, will you do me a favor?
And, FYI, it's called a venti because it's 20 ounces!
And, seriously, you're gonna get
And, yes, I was kinda hoping that it would lead to some pussy.
And, you know, hoboes.
Another round of Pac Man. Right.
Answer me. No, ma'am.
Any friend of Blufgan's is a friend of Kuzzik,
Anybody see the little kid I was with?
Anyway, I was just wondering
Apollo has lifted his skirt. The day has been launched.
Are abducted and sold
Are you calling me a liar? You're a liar.
Are you implying that we're not here?
Are you like a superhero or something?
Are you serious?
Are you sewing? Yeah.
Are you telling me a kid could slay the mighty king?
Argotron. Face me, if ye be brave enough.
As long as you stay away from drugs.
As much time with your Little...
As we call them here at Sturdy Wings.
As you command.
ASAP, I'm sorry. Huge crime.
At least in public.
Augie kind of got screwed over today.
Augie, look, you're a good kid. I like you,
Augie, screw them.
Augie, what the hell? Your boys just killed me!
Augie! Augie!
Augie?
Augie.
Aye, my lord.
Aye.
Bad decision.
Bang your drum, bro. Maybe I should be like you.
Be nice.
Because birds are dinosaurs, and they're everywhere.
Because birds are dinosaurs, and they're everywhere.
Because despite this very well thought out and romantic proposal,
Because he's the king. I beg you!
Because I heard that the giant panda bear
Because if you fight the urge to go to sleep,
Because sometimes in life, everybody needs...
Because they have this clear videotape of you stealing
Because you're one of these guys that's good with kids, right?
Because, you know, just how he is.
Becca and Sarah.
Becoming a normal kid. He is a normal kid.
Been five years.
Before the first apple cider break.
Believe it.
Beth, come on. You don't have to do this.
Beth, I am so lonely without you
Beth, I gotta help Augie. I gotta go.
Beth, I hear you calling
Beth? Yes, Wheeler?
Bid him good morrow.
Bitch!
Black folks don't play soccer.
Black Sheba. Yeah, but listen...
Blufgan is the last man standing of them all!
Blufgan! Blufgan! Blufgan!
Boobies!
Boobs? Yeah.
Bow as your daughter does.
Bow down, little girl. Little girl, bow down, bow down.
Bring some Ambien. You'll sleep like a baby.
Brothers and sisters of the new nation of Kiss My Anthia,
Bullshit each other instead, okay?
But at that moment, I knew what I had to do.
But Davith of Glencracken is the one you want.
But he was lying to everyone and told everyone that he killed me.
But how? It's called training.
But I actually like my life, okay?
But I think there's something to be gained
But I think you're perfect because you're young, you're fun,
But I thought you'd pussy out.
But I worked my magic on the judge,
But I'm not really into the whole buddy buddy,
But I'm still in love with you
But I'm watching you, Daredevil.
But it had faded off when you touched me, so don't flatter yourself
But it was real. It was from the heart!
But it's definitely not as gay as I thought it would be.
But it's got a pretty melody
But my job is to dress up like a minotaur and keep kids off drugs.
But Sturdy Wings or no Sturdy Wings, I want to be your Big.
But the Pac Man here, I think it's 50 cents.
But there's room in Laire for all belief systems.
But they really wanted to celebrate your milestone.
But we've got the ass...
But what about that girl you're always looking at, with the cap and the...
But what doesn't kill us makes us stronger, right?
But whatever the reason,
But when I found out, I stopped kissing her, but I fucked her friends.
But you don't have to ruin it for me, because I do give a shit!
But you have lost the ability to take any joy in life.
But, you know, this isn't reality. It's not the real world.
Cacedonia!
Cacedonia!
Call her. Sweep her off her feet.
Call it out there.
Camping blows. It's dirty, and I don't like sleeping on rocks.
Can I get a tall chai?
Can I tell you how deeply, deeply I regret this situation with this latest Big?
Can I tell you how deeply, deeply I regret this situation with this latest Big?
Can you guys please call me and let me know where you are?
Chance.
Children, many of them just like you,
Chin chin. By the way, this stuff's poison.
Close the shades, take the phone off the hook,
Cocaine.
Come on, Beth. You're not...
Come on, come on, come on, come on! Yeah, yeah!
Come on, man! Just having some fun.
Come on, Wheeler. Let's meet your kid. His name's Ronnie.
Come on, whitey, dance! Break it on down! Get it funky!
Come on, you guys!
Come on! Let me in. It's cold out here!
Come on! Let's kill some Cacedonians!
Come on! Sit down!
Come on.
Come on. Hey. Ronnie.
Come on. I took the afternoon off.
Come on. It'll be fun. No.
Come on. Say it.
Come up with such a life altering program?
Come. Let us gingerly touch our tips.
Common rookie boob watching errors?
Community service? What, we got to clean toilets?
Comrades!
Concentrate. Not from concentrate. Pulp. Low pulp.
Congratulations! You're stupid in three languages.
Congratulations.
Could I hang out with your 10 year old son?
Could lead to dying sad and alone? What?
Countrymen, smell the battle in the air!
County courthouse, 3:00. All right.
Crank this shit up to 11,
Crapped my pants in front of a girl I liked,
Damn it.
Damn straight.
Danny ever offer you drugs? Well...
Danny ever offer you drugs? Well...
Danny, I didn't...
Danny, I'm with a client, so we'll talk later.
Danny, just drop it. Let's just get out of here. It doesn't matter.
Danny, just listen, okay? We're a team. All right? You and me.
Danny, life is hard, and you've become the hardest part of my life.
Danny, stop.
Danny, you are not taking this breakup seriously.
Danny, your Little is elsewhere. Why don't you come with me?
Danny?
Danny.
Danny's been working here 10 years!
Davith is gone. Nice work.
Davith of Glencracken.
Diana has put her bosom away.
Did I ever tell you you're a dick?
Did M.C. Hammer go to prison?
Did Wheeler ever expose himself to you?
Did you hear that? Danny?
Did you know in the 14th century that
Did you know that bald eagles are known to engage in a bizarre mating ritual
Didn't I teach you a lesson the last time?
Didst he slay me?
Die, coward!
Disturbing the peace, parking in a no parking zone.
Do it! Let's go next!
Do what makes you happy. Hey. Whoa!
Do what makes you happy. You want to wear a cape? Wear a cape.
Do what you need to do.
Do you accept lira, or is it all euros now?
Do you fight all his battles?
Do you know the song Beth? By Kiss?
Do you mean a venti?
Do you really think I wanted this?
Do you think I give a shit if you guys go to prison?
Do you think we can speak in private for a second?
Do you understand? Yes.
Doesn't matter anyway. He got me kicked out.
Doing cocaine in the Village, but I'm not.
Don't judge me by that move that...
Don't listen to them, all right?
Don't look over there. Look here.
Don't throw shit, Ronnie. Come on.
Don't worry. I'm very pro choice.
Don't worry. Once the little ones are asleep, I'll break out the PG stuff.
Don't you mess with my dark arts.
Don't you run me over!
Don't you sass me.
Don't you want him to wear what makes him happy?
Dost the Xanthian weep like a maiden?
Dude, don't give up that sweet ass pussy on my account.
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude!
Dude, dude, dude, dude. Come on.
Dude, I just spent the afternoon in Middle earth
Dude, I thought we could park here.
Dude, if I'm gonna have to chauffeur your asses around, let's make it 10:00.
Dude, please, could you just be decent?
Dude, you saved my life.
Dude, you're too jacked up on Minotaur. This is a mistake.
Dude!
Dude! You're a liar.
Dude.
Dude. Nice, man.
During adolescence, I hungered for guidance
Easy to do hung over.
Eight hours down, 142 to go.
Eleven, 12 hours or so.
Emit a wonderful aroma, especially at night.
Enclose, stab.
Enough with the game face, all right?
Esplen!
Et tu, you two?
Even early barbaric modalities have their place.
Even got my own comic book. Adventures of the Booby Watcher.
Even if she was married?
Even though this is one of my top four all time fantasies, I can't, okay?
Everybody, we're here to celebrate my best friend, Danny!
Everyone, I'm telling you the truth. I killed the king!
Exactly. I'm BS proof.
Excuse me one...
Excuse me, miss. Yes?
Excuse me, miss. Yes?
Excuse me? What did you just say?
Falsely accused.
Feel the steel of my hammer!
Fellows? These young gentlemen here have decided your fates.
Fifth son of Leponius, earl of Ringor.
Fight well, and may the best country win!
Fighting a never ending war to control the realm.
Figured I'd be married. I'd...
Fine!
Fine. Good.
First time with the program?
Five cents for every year, times five...
For not showing up to the hearing this afternoon.
For sending us such a brave and valiant warrior to Xanthia.
For the rest of our lives together!
For the way that I behaved last time.
For time eternal,
Forget it, Danny.
From a committed, caring adult.
From us spending 139 more hours together.
From when they ordered pizza at the beginning of the story!
Fuck it, because life is horrible.
Fuck you, Anson!
Fuck you, Miss Daisy!
Fuck.
Fucking asshole.
Fucking Cacedonian ass.
Fulfill your destiny, Blufgan.
Game end!
Game face, bro.
Game face, bro. Game face.
Game face, buddy.
Game on!
Game on!
Get ready for some pain.
Get ready to have your dreams dashed, kids,
Get the fuck out of the way, asshole!
Get the hell out.
Get this! They've been getting pussy nonstop for 30 years!
Getting up in front of a group of people
Ghost Busters. Okay. You know what?
Ghost stories later.
Girls can be gay.
Give her one call.
Give him your hat. Danny.
Give me a fucking break.
Give me my damn juice.
Give me two minutes.
Go fuck yourself.
Go get them, Augie!
Go on.
Go, Blufgan!
Go. Go.
Go. Go.
God damn it, Ronnie!
God save you!
God, I'm really kicking your ass.
Godspeed, Blufgan, and all hail Xanthia!
Gonorrhea? At the very least, crabs. What the hell?
Good actors.
Good for you! I hope you feel good about yourself, God damn it!
Good morning.
Good morrow, sir! Good morrow to you.
Good one! Good one, Ronnie! Now open the fucking door!
Good question.
Good talk, Wheeler.
Got lots of handouts, information to cover,
Got you, man! Got you!
Grab a straw and snort?
Great. Now I gotta do it.
Greetings, Artonius.
Greetings, friends.
Greetings, nobleman!
Greetings.
Group A, come with me for Martin's midnight mystery hike.
Guilty as charged.
Had to get my bagel dog fix. So how's little Ronnie?
Hail, Esplen!
Hail, Esplen!
Hail, Lunesta!
Hail, Xanthia! Hail, Xanthia!
Happy anniversary! Did you know?
Happy now? I'm gonna kill you!
Has a little baby panda bear,
Have anything to do with what I want to say
Have we met? I don't know. Have we?
He can spell.
He could actually win. It's anyone's game.
He doesn't need another man leaving him behind.
He doth not slay the king.
He hadn't. Of course he hadn't.
He has trouble sleeping outdoors.
He hath too much pride.
He killed you. Give him your hat.
He loves Laire more than anything.
He means a venti. Yeah, the biggest one you've got.
He rules the entire realm? Yeah.
He was fucking his cousin.
He was sleepwalking.
He wrote the music to The Sting.
He'll be fine. He's 10. Come here.
He's having sex with a married lady.
He's into dragons and fairies
He's just a kid, but he's got the heart of a lion...
He's one of our youngest. Single mom, full time job.
He's out.
He's running. We're running.
He's the one built like a brick shithouse.
Hear he, hear he.
Heard that. Really?
Hell no!
Hello? Hey, Ro Ro. It's Wheeler.
Help! Help! Help! Her, I don't like.
Her boss is a chick?
Her name's Sarah.
Here's a couple of time sheets.
Hey, Augie, ready to...
Hey, Augie, when I was a little kid, I accidentally
Hey, Beth. How's it going? It's me.
Hey, big guy. What you doing here?
Hey, but while I've got you here in my personal space,
Hey, come on, buddy. I'm not your buddy!
Hey, Danny, you wanna come see my turtle?
Hey, Danny.
Hey, did you know that dinosaurs are not extinct?
Hey, did you see that spell of unbreakable madness I casted on those orcs?
Hey, do you want to get ****d?
Hey, don't get me wrong, all right?
Hey, Esplen. Thanks.
Hey, guys. How's it going?
Hey, hey, Danny. Is this all your Ambien?
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, Odeon. Make way for King Argotron!
Hey, hey! Okay! Okay! I'm dead! I'm dead!
Hey, hi. I need to talk to you.
Hey, I tried to tell them you don't like surprises,
Hey, I'm in a rut, just going from school to school
Hey, kids! We Chip Monks just broke our vow of silence, and we want to sing!
Hey, King! King!
Hey, little Littles, your Bigs are here!
Hey, man, can I ask you a question?
Hey, man, what you doing?
Hey, master handler.
Hey, maybe you'll roll doubles. You know?
Hey, pick us up in two hours.
Hey, pull over to the mini mart and get me some OJ,
Hey, there, Ronnie. How you doing today? Doing a little drawing?
Hey, we could pretend to be their uncles, pull them out of school.
Hey, we gotta be at the Blue Valley Middle School by 1:30.
Hey, what are you... What are you... Get...
Hey, what does this look like to you?
Hey, what's going on here?
Hey, what's up, my PIC?
Hey, Wheeler! She's tasting your beast!
Hey, why don't you come over for dinner on Saturday night,
Hey, you don't know how Wheeler feels.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Martin!
Hey! Nice cow outfit, homo.
Hey! Sexy like a chocolate strawberry.
Hey! You must be Wheeler.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey. Come on.
Hey. Fancy meeting you here. What, are you stalking me?
Hey. Hey, hey. Watch your mouth, little man.
Hey. Hey.
Hey. Hey. Where the hell are you guys?
Hey. How you doing?
Hey. I'm gonna rock a squirt,
Hey. Ronnie.
Hey. What's up?
Hey. Where's Ronnie?
Hi, Blufgan.
Hi, Danny.
Hi, Ronnie.
Hi.
Hi.
His idea of fun is a fucking pottery class, yo.
His majesty approaches. Oh, crap!
Hiya, King.
Hmm?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hold up, dude. Methinks I have a plan.
Hold your ground!
Hold your ground!
Holy shit, man!
Holy shit.
Honky ass wanted a handful of my balls!
Honky? That's racist.
Hopefully, we'll be tasting the beast
How about those twin cannons hiking up the mountain ridge 50 yards due west?
How about those twin cannons hiking up the mountain ridge 50 yards due west?
How about you, Daniel? You think you can top it?
How about you, Daniel? You think you can top it?
How are you today? What are you doing here?
How did Wheeler come to be naked in the center of camp?
How is he?
How many dates do you have to go out with a girl before you get to touch her...
How much is that? Here's a 10.
How much time do you have left?
How?
How... What do you mean?
How's it going?
How's it going? Lunesta?
Hug me. I don't want to do any of that.
Huzzah, huzzah!
Huzzah, huzzah!
I accidentally cast an unbreakable madness spell on him.
I ain't your pal, vanilla.
I already talked to Kuzzik and Artonius,
I am a lioness,
I am just a girl standing in front of a boy, telling her to love her.
I am the coach. I'm the coach, and I'm the point guard,
I asked my girlfriend to marry me out of impulse.
I can go. No, no. You stay.
I can rock 'n' roll from, like, 1:00 to 3:00. You need to party.
I can't believe I won.
I can't believe my eyes.
I can't believe she didn't take your bait.
I can't believe we're going to jail.
I can't stand it anymore!
I cannot stall any longer.
I cannot wait to meet mine.
I could do this job forever.
I did what any good coworker would do.
I didn't do it.
I didn't know I could hurt him, you know?
I didn't mean to.
I don't drink juice, biatch!
I don't hate it enough to let it ruin my day.
I don't have a goldfish, Jim. You know what I mean.
I don't have crabs. What have you been telling them, Ronnie?
I don't know about that. I'll have to google it.
I don't know if this is some kind of joke to you, Danny,
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know, Beth. I mean, I can't speak for Wheeler, but I'll be there.
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't got a raincoat.
I don't know. Probably.
I don't know. What's up with you?
I don't really believe in imaginary bloodshed.
I don't think so.
I don't think so. It's not you. I hate having dinner with people.
I don't think there's many warriors left, you know.
I don't understand. How are we BSing you?
I don't wanna hear any more about your Dungeons & Dragons
I don't want that.
I fight for your honor.
I figure you're probably
I figured I'd be something,
I forgot to tell you, they'll be telling
I fucked my cousin's friends.
I give lots of shits!
I got fucking carjacked.
I got my own hang down to touch, kid.
I got nothing to show for my life.
I got shotgun!
I got you a venti chai,
I gotta pee.
I gotta pee. I really gotta pee.
I gotta talk to her.
I guess Paul McCartney's got nothing on me, huh?
I had four, five girlfriends at one time. Didn't I tell you that?
I happen to know a really nice Italian restaurant in Manhattan Beach,
I hate camping.
I hate myself, yet I'm better than everyone.
I hate your face.
I hate your face.
I have let the naysayers of this world bring me down.
I have no idea what I'm gonna do with this kid.
I hear what you're saying. We're very sorry, but we're 11 hours short.
I honestly can't say I would do the same for you.
I hope you weren't planning on slaying me.
I just can't promise anything.
I just had one of those days where you wake up and say,
I just want to start by saying I think you're amazing, okay?
I just wanted to come by and apologize
I killed the king, Mom.
I killed the king. Oh, my God.
I know I don't deserve it,
I know I have already won.
I know I'm gonna put mine right in here.
I know it's really hard for you right now, but I just want you to know that
I know she's a few pounds overweight, but, you know, in my experience,
I know that, but in this world, I don't have to be me.
I know that's not the case here.
I know there's a lot of stuff I'd like to say.
I know what I'm doing. Really?
I know why you're here, so don't BS a BSer.
I know you like chili.
I know you're engaged. I haven't forgotten.
I know, but to understand it, you really have to see it for yourself.
I know, right?
I know! That's what I'm saying!
I know. I know. I fucked up, okay?
I know. It's just that my... Denver omelet?
I left you the Crock Pot.
I like how it evokes the concept of ass and butt.
I like Ronnie's version better.
I like the idea of it more than I actually like it.
I like these people. No, I know.
I like to rock 'n' roll all night and part of every day!
I like to rock 'n' roll part of every day. Party every day.
I like your take on boobies.
I love Kiss.
I love this job!
I love you, too.
I love you.
I made it for you.
I may wet my pants. Where's the bathroom?
I mean, a girl did beat you,
I mean, did you guys think this was funny?
I mean, I've got nothing to give a kid.
I mean, what are we after here? Okay.
I mean, you laid that genius line on her.
I never quit.
I said it is tough, but I think it's tougher with parents like you.
I say nay! I will fight!
I see a familiar face.
I shall approach him from the rear.
I should have never started feeding the goddamn elves.
I should really go.
I should take a piss more often.
I stand here before you not as the Augie Farks you once knew.
I suggest that you ask your Littles to go with you.
I sure do.
I swear I could take him. I could take him down.
I think that Augie is just having kind of a tough time in life,
I think that's got it.
I think they meant the other definition.
I think they're over here.
I think you're afraid I'm gonna kill you again.
I thought that's what you just said.
I told you I'd pick you up at 10:00, right?
I told you, you asshole!
I told you. Game face.
I understand. Okay.
I used to have sick thoughts.
I usually have errands. Party.
I want to grow old with you, Danny.
I want to hear you say it.
I want to, but I gotta go find my friend.
I want you both to listen to me, okay? And listen good.
I want you to go left through these trees.
I want you to meet someone really special.
I wanted to be gone by the time you got home.
I was hiding in the bushes the whole time.
I was wondering if maybe you wanted to get together.
I was wondering if you could maybe sign off on my hours from yesterday.
I wasn't fucking my cousin. I...
I wasn't really 100% yet.
I will claw your ass up until you shit sideways.
I will hit a child.
I will not be embarrassed!
I will sign your sheets, but you need to know I am not here to service your hours.
I will, Kuzzik!
I will, Kuzzik!
I will. Kill the king.
I will. Thanks. Okay.
I would have enough money to
I...
I'd already prefer jail.
I'd be psyched if he was my kid. Please.
I'd like you to leave now, please.
I'll burn them up in a...
I'll drink to that.
I'll go with you.
I'm a dick. I'm a dick!
I'm a dickish dick, and I'm in a rut. We're in a rut.
I'm at Jefferson Park. Look. I can't talk right now.
I'm certain he filed for bankruptcy, so don't BS me right now, okay?
I'm completely faithful to him within the area codes of greater Los Angeles.
I'm Danny from Sturdy Wings. I'm here for Augie.
I'm determined to make it up to him. All right?
I'm disappointed. This isn't gonna hurt anybody.
I'm fine.
I'm going to take them to the zoo,
I'm gonna enjoy this! Right!
I'm gonna sing.
I'm gonna stop you there, Danny boy. That is a scary story.
I'm gonna stop you there, Danny boy. That is a scary story.
I'm having a terrible day.
I'm helping Augie with something, and then I'm on my way, okay?
I'm here to service these young boys.
I'm just gonna be like...
I'm Karen. Hi, Karen.
I'm kind of a pacifist.
I'm listening.
I'm Lynette. I'm Danny.
I'm not Ben Affleck.
I'm not going anywhere until you talk to me.
I'm not gonna get in trouble, right?
I'm not here by choice either, by the way.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not sure which one. It's not a... It's not.
I'm not that interested in becoming Mrs. Dick in a rut.
I'm not your friend.
I'm sorry. I don't care.
I'm sort of engaged.
I'm stuck again!
I'm the entire organization.
I'm the two forwards, the center, and I'm the other guard.
I've been bad.
I've been talking to him for half an hour. Kid's barely said a word.
I've been to prison.
I've been to prison. I have.
I've been with you seven years, and it's been getting progressively worse.
I've had so many of these things.

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