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My Girl (1991)

My Girl (1991)

My Girl is a heartwarming movie released in 1991 that captures the innocence, friendship, and first love of childhood. Set in the summer of 1972, the film follows the story of an 11-year-old girl named Vada Sultenfuss, brilliantly played by Anna Chlumsky, as she navigates through the complexities of life and loss. Alongside her is her unconventional best friend, Thomas John, portrayed by Macaulay Culkin. Together, they embark on a series of adventures and face the challenges of growing up.

This remarkable film beautifully depicts the bittersweet moments of childhood, highlighting the importance of family, friendship, and finding strength in the face of adversity. It lingers in the hearts of the viewers long after the final credits roll.

You can immerse yourself in the enchanting world of My Girl, and download the captivating sounds here, transporting yourself to a time filled with nostalgia and heartwarming memories.

A couple of times.
A girl can never wear enough eye shadow.
A guy with ten cards can win as easily as a guy with a hundred.
A hangnail is insignificant.
A summer writing class.
After my wife died, Gramoo moved in here...
After your mother died, he was sad all the time.
All I know is, the next day they had high fevers...
All right, Arthur. Slide him to me a little bit.
All right!
All right? Keep your head up.
All right.
All right. Here.
All they do is ride and eat marshmallows all day.
All they wanted to do was hang out by themselves.
All they've got left is their looks.
An amazing mouth.
And close your eyes.
And don't come back for five to seven days!
And everybody's best friends with everybody else.
And Gerald and Marjory Finn...
And her eyes just needed a little definition.
And her hair... Nobody wears this hairdo in 1972.
And I felt like you were full...
And I wanna live here.
And I wrote a few words down.
And it's no big deal if you fall.
And many relatives, friends and schoolmates.
And maybe, once and a while, be invited for supper.
And not like any of them.
And receive the vibes from around you at the same time.
And some lettuce.
And their faces got very fat.
And there's nothing anyone can do to comfort you.
And they still run around.
And to the republic for which it stands...
And unpredictable.
And what have you got? A water gun.
And when those suppers are disrupted when there's a car crash...
Any more soda left?
Are the gentlemen going to stay or not?
Are you crazy? You'll get stung!
Are you here to take her back?
Are you mad at me?
Are you married?
Are you sure?
As I look into his eyes, I know it's right.
As I went out To let them in
Ask him.
At one point, children were brought to Him...
At Woodman High, I was considered a hot date.
B 4. Under the B, 4.
B 6.
Bader, Lorenzo.
Be a thunderstorm.
Be ready to go in 10 minutes.
Because if he ever tries to take Shelly's camper again...
Because...
Before class started...
Before he left that place.
Before, you had to hold a door for a woman...
Believe me. Someday, you'll feel differently.
Besides, I don't think I'll ever go to class again.
Besides, we passed this place twice. We're not getting nowhere.
Big deal. I can do that. You got something.
Bill
Bingo!
Boys at school don't think I am.
Bra?
Bronze stainless Eternal Journey.
But before that, he was pretty funny.
But I know he'll always be in your heart.
But Jesus said, Let the children come to me.
But lately, as her mind's been wandering more and more...
But life isn't just death.
But what if you're afraid to ride horses?
But you did not hear my song.
But, Vada, this is an adult writing class.
Bye, Ralph.
Bye.
Bye.
California. I'm going to Hollywood to live with the Brady Bunch.
Call me Harry.
Can I go too?
Can I have a cookie?
Can we look around in your camper?
Can you feel it?
Can't stay.
Cannot do without
Cards and bad prizes. A cheap clock, some ugly glassware.
Careful!
Channel two, Archie.
Charles and Susan Sennett...
Cherished father of Fabrizio and Heidi.
Close your eyes.
Come here and sit down for a minute.
Come here. Sit down over here.
Come here. Sit down.
Come here. You've got a milk moustache.
Come on. Let's go.
Come on. Let's go.
Complications during childbirth.
Cool. Can I get one for Vada?
Could I see your dad for a second?
Could you take a look at Mrs. Porter?
Cried my eyes out. Did you see it?
Cruella De Vil stole all the puppies.
Cutest little nose.
Dad, didn't you say you needed prunes real bad?
Dad, I don't want to upset you...
Dad! Somebody's here!
Dad?
Daddy said he didn't come back the same.
Daddy says it's bad when people get divorced.
Daddy will be mad if you're late.
Daddy, can I have $35?
Daddy, how come that coffin's so small?
Daddy!
Daddy.
Damn it. I keep forgetting things. Getting senile.
Dance with me?
Darn hook! I'm bleeding. Did he get away?
Deceased.
Depending upon the numbers...
Devoted husband to Nicolette.
Did I ruin this?
Did she ever see Vada?
Did she love to laugh.
Did they bring Mr. Layton to your house?
Did you love him?
Did you not tell Vada I'm a womanizer?
Did you read all these books?
Did you win it?
Didn't I give you a picture of her?
Died June 22, 1972.
Disciples began to chastise Him.
Do not hinder them.
Do you have any idea how upset those people are in there?
Do you like her?
Do you like putting makeup on people?
Do you long for the happiness that day would bring?
Do you miss her?
Do you think I'm pretty?
Do you want to do it?
Doc, you never answered my question.
Does he love her?
Does Vada tell you why she comes here so much?
Don't be an old grump like me.
Don't get me wrong. I like it.
Don't let them upset you.
Don't look at the ball, look at me.
Don't pass me by. That's the bumper car ride!
Don't pee on the hydrant!
Don't worry. I won't get another fish.
Don't you know it's not nice to lie...
Dr. Welty, are you sure those are yours?
Edith, what channel is Cronkite on?
Encased in talent, like a uniform...
Enough practice. Close your eyes.
Especially at the drive in.
Even now, I get a little sad when I think about a pretty flower...
Everybody hold hands...
Everything becomes clear and undisguised.
Excuse me a second, will you?
Excuse me, Harry. I'm sorry.
Excuse me?
Excuse me. I finished Mr. Layton's hair.
Excuse me. The minister's about to begin.
Excuse me. What about the job?
Eyes of May
Feel my aura.
Fellows!
First comes love Then comes marriage
Fish are very resilient animals.
Fix it.
Flesh all a mesh or rocky road.
Follow me and don't say a word.
For a long time.
For instance, on a given night, anybody can win.
For just 50 cents... a half dollar... five dimes... ten nickels...
For the other day about Vada.
For this class?
From the cold, dark night.
Gave proof through the night
Get away!
Get on his case, Vada.
Get out of here!
Get up and eat your broccoli.
Gimme some skin.
Give me that!
Go get her.
Go like this.
Go look.
God has chosen Thomas J. for some very special reason.
Good at kissing and dancing.
Good night.
Good night.
Got it!
Gramoo once had a hangnail on her big toe.
Gramoo said she's in heaven.
Great!
Great! Come on.
Gross.
Guess what? We're going to the carnival tonight.
Hand me the cannula.
Hank, I'll be ready in a second. I can't find my other earring.
Harry's wild about me
Have you ever tried any?
Have you had the unfortunate experience...
He can't see without his glasses!
He covers me like a blanket...
He forgot about the time I wanted to be a magician.
He found shelter in your shade.
He kind of looked...
He laid his hands on their heads...
He likes her better than me.
He likes her.
He must like Shelly.
He stepped on a beehive.
He was allergic to bees.
He was born May 7, 1961...
He wasn't one of the Marx Brothers, but made me laugh.
He won't give it to me.
He'll look like a champion.
He's downstairs working on Mr. Layton.
He's getting big.
He's not my boyfriend.
He's okay, isn't he?
He's survived by his loving parents...
Her lips are very thin.
Her only friend is dead!
Her sweetie pie's the teacher.
Here. Cheers.
Hey, who lives here? The Addams family?
Hi, Carl, Vern.
Hi, George. This is a 1258.
Hi, Gramoo.
Hi, Ralph. Danny, how'd you find me?
Hi, Veda. What's wrong today?
Hi. Can you come out?
Hi. What can I do for you?
His face hurts! And where are his glasses?
His grandparents, William and Gloria Sennett...
His poem is about futility.
Hold hands.
Home sweet home.
Honestly, he got the Mustang.
Honor Thomas James Sennett.
How are you going to pay for this house if you're not working?
How come you're painting this house?
How could someone outside get a bingo?
How do I look?
How do you mean?
How many removals...?
How's it going, chef?
How's Veda?
Hurry!
I bet she kisses him on the lips.
I bet she's roaming around this house somewhere.
I brought the baby into the room...
I can feel that Ronda is one with the earth.
I can tell you...
I can't fight it.
I did a killer Trug.
I did it myself.
I do enjoy playing bingo.
I don't know how.
I don't know what's gotten in to her today.
I don't know which ball's mine.
I don't know. You just seemed a little cool.
I don't like touching fish.
I don't need it.
I don't think Gramoo thought it was insignificant.
I don't think so.
I don't think that roller coaster agreed with your dad's stomach.
I don't think there's anything more romantic than the drive in.
I don't want or need your help!
I don't want to talk to no teacher.
I don't want to.
I experienced something with my boyfriend the other day...
I felt Mrs. Hunsaker's strength.
I finally swallowed that chicken bone.
I forgot about that picture.
I found this.
I got daisies
I got my man Who could ask for anything more
I got my man Who could ask for anything more
I got one.
I got rhythm I got music
I got the blue one!
I guess it's official. We had a date.
I guess.
I had a body in my bedroom.
I had a good time tonight.
I have a wonderful disposition. I put people at ease.
I have to anyway. My mom will be worried.
I have to force myself even to get out of bed.
I have to go home.
I haven't been to the movies in ages.
I haven't gotten there yet.
I haven't had a bingo partner in ages.
I hear judgment.
I hear that.
I hope you'll still come by and visit me.
I just came to read my poem.
I just couldn't.
I know he's real.
I know it's crazy, but sometimes I think he's just away at camp.
I know the Sennetts want to thank you for taking care of things so quickly.
I know you've suffered a terrible loss...
I know! What do you want from me?
I know. Let's go on the sit on the bench and rest ride.
I know. Me neither.
I know. Sometimes married people find out...
I know. You told us.
I like ice cream a whole lot. It tastes good when days are hot.
I like my name.
I look at you and see the passion
I love that word, lieu.
I love this guy.
I love you like my dad loves Shelly.
I love you so I always will
I love you.
I made a tie rack.
I mean, be dangerous...
I might get a pet.
I need olives.
I need the job.
I never said that, Edith.
I paid the money.
I painted a picture for you to see.
I picked a rose for you to smell.
I planted grass for you to touch.
I play the odds.
I pledge allegiance to the flag...
I prefer it to instead.'' It has more dignity.
I read a magazine article about how to maximize small spaces.
I really think...
I sang a song for you to hear.
I see you took your tray in.
I shouldn't stick my nose in other peoples' business.
I still have mine.
I stole some money from your cookie jar...
I surround myself with people I find intellectually stimulating.
I think every time I see a climbing tree, I'll think of Thomas J.
I think everybody gets their own white horse.
I think I'll sleep with my window open tonight.
I think it should be outlawed.
I think it's beautiful. She wants to be a writer.
I think it's my prostate.
I think lipstick looks fake.
I think she looks nice.
I think she saw Vada.
I think she saw Vada.
I think she's confused about death.
I think she's very good for your father.
I think so.
I think your dad would miss you.
I thought I recognized you two.
I thought you might like to have it.
I thought...
I told him not to tease those bees. Did he get stung?
I told you, I'll get in trouble.
I told you, use fewer briquettes. Now look what you've done.
I urge you to focus on the times you had with the camper...
I use the laws of probabilities to avoid duplicate number systems.
I used to like to play with my Ken and Barbie dolls.
I want her to hear your poem.
I want to be a writer.
I want to be a writer.
I want to bring out the gorgeous color in them.
I want to look nice.
I want you to show me how you see the world.
I wanted to get past the schoolmarm image.
I wanted to tell her I'm sorry about Thomas J.
I was born jaundiced.
I was gonna bring her to class next week.
I was harsh.
I was hoping you'd stop by today.
I was just on my way to your house.
I was just wondering what you were doing.
I was just wondering...
I was really great at making myself disappear.
I was trying to keep it from you.
I will. I promise.
I will. I promise.
I worked for two years at the Dino Raphael Salon.
I would definitely hold off on that Hollywood thing.
I would never marry anybody I didn't love.
I wrote a poem, too.
I wrote that.
I'd better go.
I'd fall asleep at the wheel.
I'd like to read a passage from the Bible.
I'll help you, Daddy.
I'll just have to get a second opinion.
I'll let you get back to work.
I'll pull the hook out without touching it.
I'll ride them with you.
I'm a licensed cosmetologist.
I'm afraid I killed my mother.
I'm dressing.
I'm dying.
I'm embalming my high school teacher. Don't sing.
I'm going out with Shelly.
I'm going to be an acrobat when I grow up.
I'm going to be putting makeup on some of these people soon.
I'm going to drive us to Liverpool.
I'm going to teach creative writing.
I'm going to the bathroom. I'll be right back.
I'm gonna be an acrobat when I grow up.
I'm gonna bury him in my front yard.
I'm gonna come get you.
I'm impressed.
I'm Judy. I go to school with her.
I'm just not lucky.
I'm just typing up a funeral notice.
I'm leaving some food by the door in case you get hungry.
I'm looking forward to that. Damn it!
I'm not allowed out by myself after dark.
I'm not asking you to stop feeling for those people.
I'm not chicken.
I'm not upset. I would never play with them.
I'm out of touch. I haven't dated in ages.
I'm running late.
I'm Shelly DeVoto.
I'm sorry.
I'm supposed to be home at noon for lunch.
I'm sure she will.
I'm sure she'll snap out of it, though.
I'm tired of bingo.
I'm trying.
I'm very optimistic.
I'm very sick.
I've been wanting to see you.
I've got a copy of the property settlement here.
I've got a little story you ought to know
I've got to admit, I'd as soon...
I've learned to live with a chicken bone lodged in my throat for three years.
If I do it, can we go?
If I'm living without a family, at least I can work with one.
If she's one of them, she won't be as scared.
If there is anything wrong with Vada?
If you don't get to marry Mr. Bixler.
If you weren't 200 years old, I'd kick your wrinkled ass!
If you'd like to join me tomorrow night, you're welcome to.
In green pastures
In lieu of flowers, please send donations to the Holy Name Society.
In lieu. Instead.
In other words, I want you to listen to your classmates' writing...
In school, we learned some people stole the Lindbergh baby out of his house.
In that place, there is no sorrow or suffering.
In the garage.
Indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
Is he boinking you?
Is it because he could not stay?
Is it because he left you one day?
Is it really your camper?
Is that the fish you won at the carnival?
Is that your dad?
Is there enough room?
Is there something I can do for you?
Is this an interrogation, Vada?
Is this what you'd normally...
Is why?
Is you can never wear enough blue eye shadow.
It can only mean one thing: Cancer.
It doesn't matter They're not regular horses.
It got infecfed and traveled to her vocal chords.
It hurts so bad!
It looks nice on you.
It probably fell off in here.
It was really neat.
It'll bleed.
It's a bit wearin' on the nerves.
It's a mood ring.
It's a mosquito bite.
It's a phrenology chart.
It's about desire.
It's actually a very beautiful thing.
It's been a whole day.
It's empty.
It's for school.
It's hot. You'll burn your nose. Look out.
It's just that I like Vada very much.
It's nice.
It's not a real school. A writing class.
It's not always luck.
It's not fair. Nothing happens to boys.
It's not so bad to be like you.
It's okay. Come up here. Let me have a look.
It's okay. Come upstairs. We have to talk.
It's okay. We won't talk about him.
It's only a clock.
It's only a garage. Come on.
It's quarter to three
It's real hot. Maybe we can go swimming.
It's summer. You're kids. Go play.
It's very sweet and it rhymes.
Judy and I are going to be in the same homeroom.
Judy's father owns the Bijou theater.
Just arc it.
Just do it.
Just for a rainy day.
Just hurry!
Just put anything you want in the cart.
Just you and me
Justin and Ronda say that I should tell people what I feel.
K I S S I N G
Keep your head up.
Ken was my favorite. Then one Christmas, I got them a camper.
Kind of like men.
Kind.
Kiss me.
Know what she did when she found out she was going to have you?
L 1 7. Under the I, 7.
Lean forward.
Leave him alone.
Let us pray in silence.
Let's go to the church. They're playing bingo.
Let's go.
Let's not forget the part about the open heart.
Let's put him in a nice model C 501...
Like a Sultenfuss.
Like this?
Like when they cut a chicken's head off...
Little less.
Look at this.
Look at this. No feet.
Look out!
Look! Vada and her little boyfriend.
Look.
Look...
Love Story'' at the drive in.
Mademoiselle Sultenfuss and the amazing Dr. J.
Maybe black means you're happy.
Maybe I should go over and yell at him.
Maybe next summer.
Maybe she was out of town?
Maybe she'll feel better in a couple days.
Maybe they had a big breakfast.
Maybe we can play bingo again sometime?
Maybe we should try that drive in of yours.
Maybe we should, just to see what's the big deal.
Maybe you should come down for the funeral.
Me too. Mind if I tag along?
Me. Two hours a week talking about poetry.
Memories are good, sweetheart.
Miss Vada, how are you feeling?
More power to you, little sister.
Mostly love and romance.
Movies.''
Mr. Bixler, I finished all the books for summer reading.
My advice to you on our last class:
My ball. I lost my ball.
My boss is watching us.
My customers cried when I said I was leaving.
My ex wife seems to have ripped off my camper.
My fears and secrets.
My fish!
My mom will skin me if she finds me out here.
My mommy and daddy did that?
My mood ring fell off! I gotta find it!
My uncle fought in the Korean War.
My wedding day
N 4 2.
N 38.
Nephritis is a kidney disease. You don't get it from hot dogs.
Nice to meet you. We've got burgers and hot dogs, if you'd care to join us.
No contest.
No kidding?
No more.
No one's lips are that color.
No wonder you're my prize pupil.
No words I could say would begin to express...
No, I've got to go to a cemetery.
No! Get out of here!
No.
No. I'm divorced.
No. I'm going home.
No. I'm hiding out.
No. Just more activity.
No. Why?
No. You'd better stay and keep Gramoo company.
Not at all.
Not have any more bounty prisoners coming through Dodge any time soon.
Not opening car doors...
Not since my wife died.
Not true.
Nothing in particular.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing's biting today.
Now first we blot.
Now the first rule in applying eye makeup...
Now try to feel...
Now we're blood brothers for life.
Now when I see him with Shelly...
O 69. Under the O, 6 9.
Ode to Ice Cream, by Vada Sultenfuss.
Of inner peace and harmony.
Of recently losing a loved one?
Of the United States of America.
Oh, but am I ever gonna see
Oh, say does that star spangled
Old Spice.
On a cone or in a dish, this would be my only wish.
On the count of three.
On your branches he would swing.
Once I sat on a toilet seat at a truck stop and caught hemorrhoids.
Once I went to a carnival with my cousins, David and Frank.
Once you put hotels on Boardwalk and Park Place, you're a shoo in.
One nation, under God...
One night, we picked up a radio station from Oklahoma in his teeth.
One of my streamers is gone.
One word that keeps ringing in my ear...
One.
Open your eyes. What did everybody feel?
Or a beautiful sunset she would have liked.
Or a little boy steps on a beehive...
Or die so young...
Or live for years alone.
Or you can be in a room with just one man.
Pardon?
Perhaps you didn't hear what I said.
Phil says it's a timeless classic.
Please, honey. I cared for him too.
Please! Open the door, please!
Poppin' his fingers and a shufflin'...
Poppin' his fingers and shuffling his feet
Probably.
Prostate cancer. Once it hits your prostate, you're a goner.
Pull her chair out, pick up the check.
Put his glasses on!
Put it back in the display room.
Put out a product. Support me a while.
Put them on the stool.
Really?
Really?
Really?
Really? Already? The summer's just begun.
Really? Fine. Go cook.
Reel it in.
Right.
Ronda and Justin wanted to lead the class in a group meditation.
Rub them together.
See how easy it is?
See you in the morning.
See you later.
See you.
See? You were lookin' at the ball.
Send out your vibe...
She and I are gonna be married this fall.
She came home and painted this whole room pink.
She died two days after Vada was born.
She is. But she's very upset so she's not seeing anyone.
She opened her eyes.
She was an old schoolmarm.
She was going to make fur out of them.
She was pretty.
She was raised in a funeral home. She knows a little about it.
She won't come out.
She'll bring her boyfriend.
She's a happy eleven year old girl.
She's crazy. She wants to go to school over the summer.
She's doing much better.
She's just driving over. We're taking my car.
She's just inside.
She's my best friend.
She's shy.
She's so cosmically in tune.
Shelly thinks I'd be a good writer.
Shelly, how can I get $35?
Shelly, like seafood?
Shelly's coming with us.
Shelly's coming. We're going together.
Shit! This is my lease.
Shit. Excuse me.
Short people. Very short people.
Should we get you another goldfish?
Since the last time you dated, something happened.
Singin' doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo
Singin' doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo
Sittin' in a tree
So do you want to?
So I knew dad would be devastated when he learned my latest affliction.
So I wasn't too upset when they took that wrong turn and went over the cliff.
So nobody gets picked last.
So right on. That's exactly what I sent out.
So set them up, Joe
So they have something in common.
So you fill it with water, like this.
So, who's first?
Some days I think I'll be okay...
Someone open the door! Please!
Someone outside didn't get a bingo.
Someone outside yelled bingo, you moron!
Something happened to Thomas J. last night.
Something like a Sky Lounge? ''
Sometimes it helps.
Sometimes when we get them...
Sparkling eyes.
Stand back.
Stay here.
Stiffs?
Stop hiding!
Sure.
Sure. Come on in.
Sure. I'll give you the royal tour.
Sweetheart, don't...
Sweetie, hand me the mayonnaise out of the fridge.
Take a look.
Take a seat. I'll check if the doctor can see you.
Tell you what.
Tell you what. Let's try it again.
Thank you, Arthur.
Thank you.
Thanks for the grub.
Thanks.
Thanks.
That can't be. I have the classic symptoms.
That doesn't sound so bad. Come on.
That He might lay his hands on them in prayer.
That little Chevy was your mother's favorite car.
That our flag was still there
That was Gramoo's.
That was Phil's advice on dating 70s women.
That was written by a Chinese philosopher in the year 600.
That wasn't an image.
That's a gorgeous goldfish.
That's a lot for a little girl.
That's a pretty ring.
That's a real bonehead thing to say!
That's all I got so far.
That's also good, but...
That's attractive.
That's it.
That's Mr. Bixler. Let's go talk to him.
That's my mother.
That's my mother.
That's not funny.
That's not what we're looking for.
That's probably Thomas J. I don't want to see him.
That's quite a lot, isn't it?
That's really cool.
That's Suzanne.
The absence of judgement helps us to appreciate reality.
The ad just said makeup artist.
The bee stings! I can't breathe!
The bumper car!
The day is not divided.
The family has asked me to say a few words before we proceed.
The floor is yours, Ronda.
The flowers were delivered, and the room's all set up.
The great way is not difficult for those with no preferences.
The internment will follow at Madison Memorial Park.
The kingdom of God belongs to such as these.
The last date I had was 20 years ago.
The lion lies with the lamb.
The loss and grief.
The man ain't all red.
The Meyers are divorced.
The money?
The one we don't watch because you always say...
The rack holds six ties.
The rank of every poet is well known.
The sexual revolution.
The trips you took, the sights you saw.
The were! Popular Mechanics... No, Popular Science.
The whole Circle fortune goes to you.
The whole medical profession is a crock.
Then comes Thomas J. in the baby carriage
Then I won't be able to see anything.
Then who's it for?
Then you wanted to be a ventriloquist.
There he was just a walkin' down the street
There is no chicken bone stuck in your throat.
There is something to calm your fears.
There she is in the rocking chair.
There they are.
There were just too many of them.
There wouldn't have been a Veda.
There's absolutely nothing wrong with you.
There's no one in the place
There's no point.
There's Shelly!
There's your dad and Shelly!
These people are already at ease.
These two people do not have a good relationship.
They ate hot dogs, and the next day came down with nephritis.
They can amaze us like a thunderstorm...
They can't live with each other.
They come in all sizes, just like shoes.
They deserve it. They're dead.
They got wings.
They have enough kids. You'll have to live with the Partridge Family.
They used to study bumps on your head...
They were very close.
They'll come around.
They're alive! Run for your life!
They're bringing in two tomorrow.
They're getting married? Now you have a mother.
They're just fun to read.
Things are a little better these days.
Things like that aren't anybody's fault.
This day was starting off just fine, and I'm gonna keep it that way.
This is Danny and Ralph. They own the Dino Raphael Salon in Detroit.
This is Matthew 19.
This is not a beauty parlor. It's a funeral parlor.
This is one big house for one single person.
This is the coolest thing.
This is Veda.
This is what they told me And this is what they said
This is where we are.
This photo was taken a month ago at the church food drive.
This was the Reverend Porter's wife.
This women's lib thing is in.
This'll be my first July 4th picnic in a long time.
Thomas J. had this on him.
Thomas J. will be all right.
Those days are gone, but they'll live on in your heart forever.
Three.
To do makeup for the movie stars, but...
To everything.
To help us take care of Vada.
To pay for the writing class.
To play with his dolls.
To see if you had a good personality.
To touch. To feel.
To your big brother?
Trooper Gwynn called. There was a big accident.
Trust me, Harry.
Two. Two and a half.
Under the N''...
Under the B, 6.
Under the N, 4 2.
Vada and Thomas
Vada Sultenfuss? Tough break.
Vada, what did you feel?
Vada, would you bring down my cigarettes?
Vada's been acting kind of crazy.
Vada's here. She says she's sick.
Vanilla, chocolate, rocky road, even with pie a la mode.''
Wait!
Walter Cronkite is a communist.
Wanna go tree climbing?
Want a piece of chocolate?
Want to play?
Want to what?
Watch bingo? I don't even like to play.
Watch out for the rust when you get lettuce.
We are here to...
We can become blood brothers.
We don't have to talk about him!
We have a ride guaranteed to rearrange all of your internal organs.
We have a winner! There you go, little girl.
We have a winner. Will the winner raise their hand?
We have some good news.
We have something to tell you.
We missed you, man! Give me a hug.
We must find solace in knowing that he's in God's care.
We see all the movies we want for free.
We spoke regarding the makeup artist job.
We toil in unrewarded obscurity.
We were married.
We'd love to hear it.
We're coming, my friend
We're getting married.
We're gonna find that streamer.
We're just picking things up for the barbecue.
We're not going to bet. We're just going to watch.
Wear for work?
Weeping willow with your tears running down...
Weeping willow, stop your tears.
Welcome to the class.
Well, I guess I'll go home and finish off War and Peace.
Well, I guess you found my secret hiding place.
Well, I just bought it. Now I'm fixing it up.
Well, it certainly looks bigger than it seems.
Well, what is it? I can handle it.
Well, you never can tell.
Well.
Well.
Well. What's going on in here?
What are they about?
What are you doing in my garage?!
What are you saving for?
What are you wearing?
What do you mean?
What do you want?
What happened to her?
What happened?
What the other person is feeling without speaking any words.
What was my mama like?
What we're going to do is send our vibes out into the group.
What were you thinking?
What you do that for?
What?
What?
What's in my soul...
What's wrong with this? Nothing's coming on.
What's wrong with your eyes?
What's wrong, sweetheart?
When choosing bingo cards...
When I came here, the idea of working with dead people didn't thrill me.
When you get older, you just have to.
Where are the cookies?
Where'd you get that ring?
Where's your bike?
Who's in? Raise your hand.
Who's next?
Who's that with your dad?
Who's that with your dad?
Why do you think people want to get married?
Why do you think people want to get married?
Why do you think she says that?
Why do you think these seats were empty?
Why don't you go in?
Why not?
Why would God choose to take this little boy from us?
Why would I bring that up in a creative writing class?
Why?
Why? I cant give you an answer to that question.
Why? It's not dinner time yet.
Will eventually die...
Will you tell her I came by?
With a clear and open heart.
With the absence of both love and hate...
Would you like to see my house? Just for a minute?
Would you think of me?
Wow! Was it a decoder ring?
Yes! That's great.
Yes. I think you're very pretty.
Yes. Now I'm reading War and Peace for fun.
You all right? I'm so sorry about Thomas J.
You can be in a room with 100 men...
You can come to my house for dinner.
You can look in the bathroom, if you want.
You can really eat and sleep here?
You can't marry a teacher. It's against the law.
You could pick that scab on your arm.
You dedicate your first book to me. I'll forget the whole thing.
You did not see my picture.
You did not smell my rose, and you did not touch my grass.
You didn't pay me.
You don't know that.
You don't like it?
You get much more activity.
You gotta treat her like every Tom, Dick and Harry.
You have her looking like a two dollar hooker.
You have no personality.
You have to do something.
You have to learn how to take a compliment.
You just land in a cloud.
You know that saying, If you can't beat them, join them''?
You know what else is missing? Bras.
You know what I think? She's very lucky to have a friend like you.
You know...
You never cared before.
You ready?
You run.
You see, all my former clients...
You shouldn't be looking at that. It's too old for you.
You still want it? Even though...
You sure you want to do this?
You sure you want to see it? Or are you yellow?
You think death has ripped you forever apart.
You thought his laughter would never fade.
You told everybody where you were going. I'm here for the motor home.
You were such a good friend to him.
You'll be okay, little fish.
You're a baby.
You're a good girl. I want you to be happy.
You're dressing.
You're full of shit.
You're good.
You're hurting it.
You're like a dog. You just go home to eat.
You're not expressing to me what's in your soul.
You're not gonna take her camper.
You're on the right track.
You're perfectly healthy.
You're right. Let's knock it down.
You've got these great, big...
Your father's a savage.
Your fears, your desires.
Your innermost secrets.
3 7.
A lot of potatoes. It's for Shelly's famous potato salad.
And one more for the road Very, very sorry.
Are you going out somewhere? Nope.
Arthur! Vada!
Bed wetter. I stopped that.
But... I'll take good care of these people.
Bye, Mom. Have fun, kids.
Can Thomas J. come out? Sure. Come in.
Can we go yet? Go!
Can we see them from the back yard? You can get the general idea.
Can't stay. I'm here because my wife... Ex!
Dad What?
Danny, what are you doing here? What am I doing here?
Did I kill my mother? What?
Did you know he was my wood shop teacher? You took wood shop?
Did you make your bed? Yes.
Do you remember her? No.
Don't do that. Sorry.
Give me the goddamn keys! That hurts!
Guess what we got? What?
He was going to be an acrobat. He's gone, sweetheart.
He's allergic to everything. Chocolate?
Hi, Harry. Hi, Reverend Moss.
How old are you? Eleven and a half.
How's your summer? Okay.
Hurry! Jump in the water!
I beat Thomas J. in Monopoly. Good for you.
I can't breath. I'm suffocating. Relax. Let me look.
I don't know. Please!
I don't like her. I do. She's real funny.
I don't think so. I knew he wouldn't.
I felt Justin's hangnail. No, Vada.
I have my clothes on! Do it!
I haven't danced... In ages.
I just got you. You didn't.
I just had a terrible thought. What's that?
I like to buy railroads. We're trying to work.
I love your apron. Thanks.
I promise... I don't think so.
I wanna live with them too. You can't.
I was afraid of this. Of what?
I won! Great!
I'm allergic to it. To chocolate?
I'm hemorrhaging. What do you mean?
I'm really sorry. Could you give us a minute?
I'm running away. Where are you running to?
I'm very nervous. Why?
Interesting. What?
Is it for a child? Of course not.
Is it ready yet? No, sweetie. Not yet.
Is that your camper? Yes. It is.
It'll do in a pinch. I wonder why he left me all that money.
It's always black. Only when you're around.
It's okay. I'll pay you back.
It's only bingo! We can go.
Just a minute, Mom. Dinner!
Let's head back. Can I use your bathroom?
Make it stop! What hurts?
Maybe you can come sometime? Don't invite her.
No. It's there.
Oh, come on. I'm serious.
Oh, no? It's her home. It's where she lives.
Please! Get away from me!
Run faster! They're after us! I am running faster.
See you tomorrow. See you.
She's dying. Do you think she is?
Shelly will be here any minute. She's picking you up?
So make it one for my baby All right. It's okay.
Sure. Thank you.
Sure. You don't have to wait.
The fluid's mixed? Yes.
The funeral's starting. She's 11 years old!
Then you'll be visiting us quite often. Why?
They're dead? They are.
Thirty five dollars. What do you get for that?
This! Hey, you! I'm gonna get you!
To the end of brief episode I'm so sorry.
Twenty million dollars. I heard you, all right.
Vada, is that you? Yes.
Vada, what's your favorite ride? I like the freak show.
Vada! Dad?
Wanna ride bikes? Sure.
Watch the hair! The shirt! Give!
Watch what you're doing! Sorry.
We haven't found her yet. She can't be alone in the dark!
We'll keep looking. We've been looking since this morning.
What about you, Thomas J.? I haven't started.
What are you doing? Feeding my fish.
What do you want if for, anyway? 'Cause they're neat.
What? Can't you see it?
What? Heaven.
What's wrong with her? She's pretending.
When. Soon, honey.
Where are you? Here.
Where does it say that? Never mind.
Where'd you find it? In the garage.
Where's Daddy? He just left. What's wrong?
Who's winning? I am.
Why are you running away? My dad gave Shelly a ring.
Why put on lipstick? A girl's always gotta look her best.
Why? She likes to play bingo.
Would you like a soda? I would.
Yea, God. I'll second that.
Yes. Good.
Yes. It's still available, I hope?
You better not tell anyone. You better not either.
You think I'd kiss that ugly thing? Yeah, anyway.
You're so weird. I want my money back.
You're sure? It's made.
You've cremated them. That's what I do.
You've got a deal. You can start right away.
Your lip bleeding? No.
'Cause then he'll give you all A's, and it won't be fair.
'Night.

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