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Hocus Pocus (1993)

Hocus Pocus (1993)

Hocus Pocus is a beloved cult classic film released in 1993. Directed by Kenny Ortega and written by Mick Garris and Neil Cuthbert, it follows the misadventures of three witch sisters who are resurrected in Salem, Massachusetts, on Halloween night. The film boasts an incredible cast, with Bette Midler, Sarah Jessica Parker, and Kathy Najimy portraying the wicked Sanderson sisters. Their comedic performances and chemistry breathe life into the hilariously wicked characters that have become iconic over the years.

If you're a fan of Hocus Pocus and want to relive the magic, you're in luck! You can now play and download the enchanting sounds of this whimsical film right here. From the cackling laughter of the Sanderson sisters to the catchy tunes of the memorable soundtrack, this collection will transport you back to the spooky yet endearing world of Hocus Pocus. Get ready to cast a spell of nostalgia as you immerse yourself in the bewitching soundscape of this timeless Halloween favorite.

A black cat still guards the old Sanderson house,
A child! Ohh!
A torture chamber.
A virgin will summon us from under the ground.
A virgin... lit the candle.
Aah! It's hot! It's hot!
Add a bit of thine own tongue.
Add a dash of pox and a dead man's toe.
Ah ah ah. I got it. It's heavy. You do that, I'll do this.
Ah ah.
Ah say into pie Oppa maybe uppen die
Ah, no, thanks. I don't smoke.
Ah! Fools! All of you!
Aha. We seem to have a sceptic in our midst.
Ahh!
Ahh! Into the night! Ahh!
Ahh. Perfect.
All right, girl.
All right, let's just find your father.
All right.
All right. Yeah, gear up. Let's go, guys.
Allison!
Allison!
Amok! Amok, amok, amok, amok, amok...
And contains the recipes for her most powerful and evil spells.
And dawn approaches.
And ever.
And he's a virgin.
And Hollywood, the shoes fit great!
And I shall be young and beautiful again forever.
And look, Winnie, more children are arriving. Come on in.
And now must suffer the consequences.
And now you're mine
And now you're mine
And put some wiggle in it, you putrid, festering sore!
And so the Sanderson Sisters...
And suck the lives out of the children of Salem before sunrise.
And take that cat with ya.
And the little wretches have stolen it!
And the lives of all the children shall be mine!
And then their children after that, and theirs after that,
And there's hell to pay
And thou will fail to save thy friends,
And unless they can steal the lives of children,
And upstairs is where they slept.
Are all into these, uh, black cats and witches and stuff.
Aren't you broads a little old to be trick or treating?
Away, beast!
Away!
Because I'm your brother.
Because of me my little sister's life was stolen.
Because, you great buffoon, we want to live forever,
Been 300 years
Behold!
Besides, I want to get that little rat faced kid that called me...
Billy Butcherson was Winifred's lover,
Billy, listen to me.
Billy! Billy, listen to me!
Billy! I killed you once!
Binx!
Binx! Look out!
Binx? Binx.
Black death. Mummy's scorpion pie.
Bless you.
Book, darling, come to Mommy.
Book!
Boring. It's just a bunch of my parents' friends. They do this every year.
Bring the little brats to die!
Broom, ho!
Broom, ho!
Bubble, bubble, I'm in trouble.
But everyone here knows that Halloween was invented by the candy companies.
But it will not save thy friends. No.
But it's a start!
But look. They conjure.
But one I wouldn't switch
But she found him sporting with her sister Sarah,
But they're here tonight.
But to live forever with his guilt.
But what are you supposed to be? A New Kid On The Block?
But what the heck? Why don't you come in? Come in to the non smoking section.
But who lit the black flame candle? Hmm.
But Winifred's curse of immortality kept me alive.
But you have to cook it at 350 degrees or else it tastes really... Aah!
Bye
Bye bye
Bye bye, big brother!
Bye, Billy. Have a nice sleep.
Cat's got my tongue.
Catch those children! Get up!
Check out the new cross trainers.
Chicks?
Child.
Children.
Come along. Not much further.
Come back to life!
Come here.
Come home or make thyself known!
Come on, Binx, let's go home.
Come on, Dani, let's go.
Come on, let's go.
Come on, Max. Couldn't you forget about being a cool teenager just for one night?
Come on, move it!
Come on, then. We'll have to hold them out until dawn. It's our only hope.
Come on, you fools!
Come on! Get out of the way! Move it!
Come on! Let's get a move on!
Come on! Move it!
Come on. Okay, let's get on the sidewalk.
Come, child.
Come, little children
Come, little children
Come, little children
Come, little children
Come, sisters. The candle's magic is almost spent.
Cool. Let me try 'em on.
Damn that boy. He's tricked us again.
Dance! Dance! Dance until you die!
Dani, I'm sorry.
Dani, this is the girl of my dreams.
Dani!
Dani? Dani?
Dani.
Dani. Come on. Please don't be sad for me.
Daughters of darkness! Open this door!
Daylight savings time.
Dazzle me, my darling.
Dead man's toe Add a dead man's toe
Dead man's toe Dead man's t...
Deep asleep in thy wormy bed,
Ding ding. Ding ding.
Do it now!
Do you guys want some cider?
Do you see, sisters? My curse worked perfectly!
Don't be such a crab!
Don't dawdle! Come along now!
Don't get your knickers in a twist!
Don't listen to her! Hey! Up here!
Don't step on my tail!
Don't! He's going for my book! Ohhh!
Dost thou comprehend?
Ecch.
Ehh. Rich people.
Emily!
Emily!
Emily!
Emily?
Excuse me.
Farewell, mortal bus boy.
Fire. Fire!
For that marvellous introduction.
For the last time, prepare to meet thy doom!
For years I waited for my life to end so I could be reunited with my family.
For your information, he's a Little Leaguer.
Forever and ever...
Fortunately the potion I brewed the night we were hanged...
Gently down the stream
Get him!
Get it off! Ahh ha ha ha ha!
Get out of my house! Get outta here! Get outta my house!
Get the vial.
Get up! Get out of that ditch! Faster!
Gimme a break.
Give him fur, black as black.
Give you an idea of exactly what we're dealing with.
Good. Excuse me. Come here.
Goodbye.
Grab the book!
Granted that, uh, you guys here in Salem...
Green newt saliva.
Greetings, little one.
Guess what. You're gonna take me trick or treating.
Ha! Damn that Thackery Binx! Damn him!
Ha! Max!
Hag tracks!
Hallowed ground! Hallowed ground!
Halt! Who are you?
Hang on to your head!
He makes fire in his hand.
He would've killed me.
Hello, Salem!
Hello. I want my book.
Help!
Help! Help! Hey! Hollywood! Help us out here.
Here in my garden
Here they come! Billy, grab Dani!
Here's the original cauldron.
Hey, Binx! Where do you think you're goin'?
Hey, guys.
Hey, hey, cupcake, don't I get your phone number? Your area code?
Hey, hey, hey, watch your language.
Hey, Max, thanks for lighting the candle.
Hey, that may take me a couple of tries, but I don't think that'd be a problem.
Hey! Hey, you guys!
Hey! I put my life on the line to protect this community, and you punks pull this?
Hey! Let me outta here!
Hey! Let us outta here!
Hey! Let us outta here!
Hi. Hello, Billy.
Hi. Look, um, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to embarrass you in class.
Hmm.
Hmm. Black flame candle.
Hmm. Hmm.
Hold on, Dani!
Hold on, Max! Hold on!
Hollywood?
Home.
Home.
Honey, I lost five pounds according to the bathroom...
How many times I gotta tell you, my name ain't Ernie no more.
Huh?
Huh. He wasn't wearing any shoes.
Hurry, okay? Oh, watch out!
Hurry! Come on!
Hurry! Hurry!
I ain't lyin' No, I ain't lyin'
I am alive!
I am beautiful! Boys will love me!
I broke into the old Sanderson house and I brought the witches back from the dead.
I can't believe you made me move here!
I don't know. Something's not right.
I don't like the way you said that.
I get the picture.
I got him. Come on. Come on.
I had to wait 300 years for a virgin to light a candle.
I hate it when that happens.
I have an idea.
I haven't lost my touch, sisters. See?
I know all about them. My mom used to run the museum.
I need one of those instant ice packs. You girls are giving me a fever! Yeow!
I need one of those instant ice packs. You girls are giving me a fever! Yeow!
I put a spell on you
I put a spell on you
I put a spell on you
I put a spell on you
I put a spell on you
I really like yours too.
I scared you, I scared you! Ha ha ha ha ha!
I shall always be with you.
I shall kill you again, you maggoty malfeasance!
I smell children.
I smell scrod.
I suggest we form a calming circle.
I summon the burning rain of death.
I thought thou would never come, sisters.
I thought you weren't into Halloween.
I told you, I can't die. Dani, you all right?
I wanna go home now!
I wanna go home!
I want you to meet the little woman.
I will ask thee one final time.
I will.
I'd feel a lot safer walking home if we had some salt.
I'd just like to see you try, because it just so happens I've got my big brother with me.
I'll have your guts for garters, girl! Confound you!
I'll take thee away
I'll take thee away
I'm Allison. Allison. Kiss me. I'm Allison!
I'm going to teach you a lesson you'll never forget!
I'm Jay. This is Ernie.
I'm not. I'm, I'm just taking my little sister Dani around.
I'm sorry, Emily.
I'm telling you, something's weird.
I'm your host, Boris Karloff Jr.
I'm... I'm... I'm not hungry.
I've got candy duty.
I've wanted to do that for 300 years, since they took Emily.
Ice, here. Pig out.
If you don't believe you'd better get superstitious
In fact, he loves 'em.
Into a land
It doesn't matter how young or old you are! You sold your soul!
It doesn't matter what you say. You're taking me!
It hurts!
It is a prison for children.
It just so happens that Halloween is based...
It makes me sick!
It was given to her by the devil himself.
It's an emergency! Only for a minute!
It's candy. Why would the master give us candy?
It's Emily.
It's hallowed ground. Witches can't set foot here.
It's just a bunch of hocus pocus!
It's just that I hate this place.
It's no use. I don't remember the ingredients.
It's protected by magic.
It's such an ancient pitch
It's the one night of the year where the spirits of the dead can return to Earth.
It's the Sanderson Sisters, right?
It's time to go. Come on, Allison.
It's time to meet our three contestants:
Itch it a cop it a, Mel a ka mys tic a.
Itch it a cop it a, Mel a ka mys tic a.
Jerk.
Kill him if you must! Just bring me that child, that Dani!
L... I smell children, but l... I don't see children.
L... I've lost my power!
L... l... I've got to have my book!
Leave her be. She hath done her chore.
Legend has it that the bones of a hundred children were buried within these walls.
Legend says that on a full moon it will raise the spirits of the dead...
Let go now!
Let me out of here!
Let's barbecue and fillet him.
Let's brew another batch!
Let's go. Hurry up! The bewitching hour is about to begin!
Let's just go this way.
Let's see what we have. Oh!
Let's see: Amnesia, bunions, chilblains, cholera.
Let's see. Which way, which way. I can't remember. Oh! Look, down here!
Liar! But I shall be a sprig forever,
Life is sweet. Be not too shy.
Look at her. And she's so well fed, isn't she?
Look, cou... could we find some kind of way to help him?
Look, I want you to take Dani back to your house and don't let her out of your sight!
Look, I'll get it tattooed on my forehead, okay?
Look, just... just do this one thing for me,
Look! The candle's almost out, and my potion...
Lt'll be like old times.
Made from the fat of a hangman.
Madonna.
Make us!
Man, this is the worst night of the year. You wanna give me a hand?
Man, you can't keep blaming yourself for that. That happened so long ago.
Mary.
Master, I plague thee. What about the book?
Master, would thou dance with me?
Max Dennison.
Max likes your yabos.
Max, Allison, spread out!
Max, I'm not going up there.
Max, I'm not kidding this time. It's time to go!
Max, I'm not leaving you.
Max, no!
Max, she's right. Let's go.
Max, the book is gone.
Max!
Max!
Max! I wanna see her turn to dust!
Max? Are you okay?
Max. Fat chance.
Max. Max.
Maybe there's a way in here to take it off.
Maybe you could learn to breathe through your nose.
Mix blood of owl with the herb that's red.
Mmm, I don't know. Binx told us not to open it.
Mmm. Ooh! Ugh!
Mom and Dad told you to stay out of my room!
Mom, I haven't O.D.'d. I haven't even had a piece.
Mom?
Mom? Dad?
Mom? Dad?
More lingering.
Mr Dennison, would you care to share...
Must be having a great time.
Must've been an imp.
My beautiful potion.
My book!
My children will take care of you too.
My darling. My little book.
My friends at school told me all about that place. It's weird!
My lucky rat tail! Just where I left it!
My name's Winifred! What's yours?
My parents are gonna kill me.
My three favourite witches.
My ungodly book speaks to you.
My whammy fell on you
N N No, it's not! It's the burning rain of death!
Next year we go trick or treating as Wendy and Peter Pan.
No more candy, please! Oww! Oww!
No way! This is my first time! I'll get lost!
No, let me. Let me play with him.
No.
Nothing good can come from this book. You got it?
Nothing weird so far.
Now the witch is back
Now they've returned from their grave.
Now, I'd failed Emily, but I wouldn't fail again.
Now, tart face, take your Clark bars and get out of my house!
Now, there are those who say that on Halloween night...
Odds bodkins.
Of course, I couldn't wear anything like that because I don't have any...
Of enchantment
Of enchantment
Oh, Allison.
Oh, and be careful where you step. The floors are old.
Oh, but we are.
Oh, cheese and crust! He's lost his head!
Oh, come on. It's just a bunch of hocus pocus.
Oh, God.
Oh, God. The woods!
Oh, I've been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely.
Oh, I've missed you. Did you miss me too?
Oh, listen to this.
Oh, look. Another glorious morning.
Oh, man, how come it's always the ugly chicks that stay out late?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. It's 5:00.
Oh, my goodness. Who must this charming young blood donor be?
Oh, sweet revenge!
Oh, Winnie, how generous of thee.
Oh, Winnie, thou art divine.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you mean the Sanderson Sisters?
Oh.
Oh. It's the black flame candle.
Ohh!
Ohh!
Ohh! Confound it!
Ohh! Confound you!
Ohh! Oh.
Ohh! Ohh! The burning rain of death! Ohh! Ohh!
Ohh! Ohhh! We shall be back!
Ohh! Thou hast waited in vain!
Ohh. Allison, hmm?
Okay, guys, who's goin' for the jacuzzi?
Okay, let me get changed. They'll never miss me.
Okay, okay. Deal. Deal. Fine.
Okay, that's it. Party's over!
Okay!
Okay.
On All Hallows Eve when the moon is round,
On the ancient feast called All Hallows Eve.
On thy feet, so sayeth I!
On toast!
Once I suck the life out of all the children in Salem!
One drop of this and her life will be mine.
Only a circle of salt can protect thy victims from thy power.
Only works tonight, on All Hallows Eve.
Ooh! Ouch!
Ooh. Bye bye.
Open up your mouth.
Open your mouth! Open your mouth, I say!
Or oil. Olive oil is good.
Otherwise, it's curtains! We evaporate! We cease to exist!
Over here. I want to show you something.
Owww! Whoo!
Party pooper.
Please?
Please? Come on.
Plump. Plump!
Poor Binx.
Poor Thackery Binx.
Pull over! Let me see your driver's permit.
Purloined! Curses!
Put me down! Let me go! Aaah! Put me down!
Quit staring at me! Get moving down that hole!
Relax. I've hunted mice down here for years.
Resisting arrest? Aah! Whoa!
Right away. Sorry.
Right down to the day
Run, Dani, run! Come on!
Salt! Ha!
Salt.
Sarah!
Sarah. Sarah!
Scrod. You know. It's a bottom dweller.
Seven. Maybe eight. And a half.
She needs to concentrate.
Shh! Shh! Shh!
Shis ka baby.
Shoot, Max. Look, whatever it is, just tell me.
Since this promises to be a most dire and stressful evening,
Sisters, behold!
Sisters, did you hear what he called you?
Sisters, gather 'round.
Sisters, look. 'Tis the chocolate covered finger of a man named Clark.
Sisters, prepare thyselves.
Sisters, sing.
Sisters, we have been gone 300 years.
Sisters!
Sisters! Let me make one thing perfectly clear.
Sisters. I have an idea.
So collect your candy and get out of my life!
So he couldn't tell her secrets even in death.
So let's light the sucker and meet the old broads.
So she poisoned him and sewed his mouth shut with a dull needle...
So, let's have a butt.
So, um, how's the party?
So, you're doing a little trick or treating.
Something just flew across the moon.
Still not home. That's weird.
Stop!
Such a pretty little...
Sucking the lives out of little children!
Take my hands. We will share her.
Tell me, dumpling, what is the year?
Tell me, friend, what is this contraption?
Thackery Binx, thou mangy feline!
Thackery! Thackery Binx!
Than you
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks.
Thanks.
That sly come hither stare
That strips my conscience bare
That we must find the book, brew the potion...
That's because thou art perfect.
That's nice.
The black flame candle only brought them back for this one Halloween night.
The book is bound in human skin...
The book.
The candle's magic will soon be spent...
The children are coming.
The magic that brought us back...
The more children's lives we snatch, the longer we shall live!
The sun! No!
The time's come to play
The way you sort of started out with the adventure part...
The witches are back from the dead and they're after us. We need help.
The witches used it to put the spell on him.
Then one day I figured out what to do with my eternal life.
There it is: Bring to a full rolling bubble. Add two drops oil of boil.
There's a museum about 'em?
Therefore, it stands to reason, does it not, sisters dear,
They thought I was a real cop.
They wear black robes and carry axes to chop the wood to burn us.
They'd probably make us drink cider and bob for apples.
They're here. I know they're here.
They're real witches, they can fly, and they're gonna eat all the kids in Salem. They're real!
They're right over there!
They've got Dani.
This cat here, Binx, right? He can talk.
This is Ice.
This is perfect for that little towheaded brat.
This is the spell book of Winifred Sanderson.
This is... This is terribly uncomfortable.
This way!
This way. I know I'm right.
Those fingers through my hair
Thou art not being honest with thyself, are we? Huh? Huh?
Thrice I with mercury purify and spit upon the 12 tables
To your most forbidden desires.
Toast?
Trick or treat!
Trick or treat!
Trick or treat.
Trim him of his baby fat.
Turn three times, pluck a hair from my head.
Twist thy fingers toward the sky.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Uh, it says form a circle of salt to protect from zombies,
Uh, spending a quiet evening at home!
Unfaithful lover long since dead,
Unfortunately the recipe for that potion is in my spell book,
Up the ladder!
Very well. We must outwit them.
W Well, you see, i it's like this. L... I, um...
Wake up, Binx! Binx, wake up!
Wake up. Wake up, darling.
Wake up. Wake up, sleepyhead.
Wanna bet?
Warning off any who might make the witches...
Watch out, watch out Watch out, watch out
We are doomed. I feel the icy breath of death upon my neck.
We are just three kindly old spinster ladies!
We did it, Binx. We stopped them.
We don't get any smokes from you, we don't get any cash.
We got a new cat! Mom?
We haven't much time left! We shall have to... We shall have to make the potion from memory!
We haven't the time!
We just learned about those sisters in school.
We love children!
We must continue with our spell now that our little guest of honour has arrived.
We need a miracle.
We used to have so much fun together trick or treating. Remember?
We'll get to the book later. Mary, go long!
We're young!
Well said, Allison.
Well, come along. I want to show you something else.
Well, come on, make a believer out of me.
Well, fancy,
Well, I guess they're still partying. Come on in.
Well, in case Jimi Hendrix shows up tonight, here's my number.
Well, let's torch the sucker.
Well, must be some form of protest.
Well, say what you want. Just don't breathe on me.
Well, the witches are dead. What harm could it do?
Well, then you wanna look in windows and watch babes undress?
Well, there's a light switch around here somewhere.
Well, this is your home now, so get used to it.
Well, wh why don't we go to this old Sanderson house?
Well, Winnie, how time flies, huh?
Well, you know... Well, obviously. Don't ya think?
Well, you see, for... I just, I just moved here.
Well, you're eight! Go by yourself!
Well, younger.
Well, your hat should be on sideways, shouldn't it?
Well.
Well...
Wench! Trollop!
Were hanged by the Salem town folk.
What a fool to give up thy life for thy sister's.
What about you, Max? What are you supposed to be?
What am I supposed to do with my afternoon?
What are you supposed to be?
What do you call 'em, Max? Yabos?
What good would common sense for it do
What happened?
What is this, sisters?
What kind of book are you looking for?
What would Mother say if she could see us like this?
What, do you mean, like, the Sanderson Sisters? No way.
What?
What? Ho ho! Uh oh!
What's it say?
What's that?
Whatever shall we do with him?
When I knew some airhead virgin might light that candle.
When lit by a virgin on Halloween night.
When the sun comes up they're dust.
When the sun comes up, we are dust.
When Winifred and her sisters returned, I'd be there to stop them.
When you're dead!
Where's Binx?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Come on! This is a graveyard!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa! Speed bump!
Whoa. Check that out.
Whoo! Whoo!
Why, why, why was I cursed with such idiot sisters?
Wiggle thy toes, open thine eyes,
Will everybody listen up, please?
Will keep us alive and young forever.
Winifred, thou art a mere sprig of a girl.
Winnie, oh, do you wanna hit me? Would that cheer you up?
Winnie! Winnie!
Winnie. Winnie, we will make more potion because, Winnie, we have the book!
Winnie. Winnie.
Witch hunters. Observe.
Witches and old boyfriends.
With tights, or it's no deal.
Would you stop clicking? We have company!
Wow! Neat brooms!
Wow... Aah! Please help me! Aah!
Yeah, Angelo, too bad.
Yeah, but they shut it down because, um, a lot of spooky things happened there.
Yeah!
Yeah! All right!
Yeah! You could be a tight end!
Yeah? And what about new boyfriends?
Yeah.
Yeah. Poor Binx.
Yes, Winnie.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes. His punishment must be more fulsome,
Yes. Oh, come along, darling. There you are.
You bucktoothed, mop riding firefly from hell!
You can't stop the things I do
You cook it sometimes with lovely bread crumbs, little bit of margarine.
You didn't.
You die first.
You explained it beautifully, Winnie.
You freed me, Dani. Thank you.
You got any cash...
You hag! There are not enough children in the world to make thee young and beautiful!
You just humiliated me in front of half the guys at school!
You wake my father. Summon the elders. Go!
You'll have milk and tuna fish every day, and you'll only hunt mice for fun.
You'll never know how precious she is until you lose her.
You're going to turn me into one of those fat, useless, contented house cats.
You're my kitty now.
You're so soft. I just wanna...
You're the ugliest thing that's ever lived, and you know it!
Your California, laid back, tie dyed point of view?
1993.
'Cause there's no nicer witch Slither about.
'Tis a b black river. Perhaps it is not too deep.
'Tis firm as stone. Why... Why, it's a road!
'Tis firm! Careful, Winnie. Hmm. Mmm.
'Twas I who brought you back. Imagine.
A bus. A bus?
A child. Hmph!
A rap singer. Oh.
Aaah! I've waited centuries to say that.
Aaah! Smash it and she dies!
Ah, yes. Oh, I had my eye on that.
All Hallows Eve has become a night of frolic... Oh.
All right then. Ooh. In we go. Ahh.
All right, this has gone far enough. No, wait a minute.
All right, you little trollimog. Aaah!
Allison. Hi.
And he's stolen the book! Ahhh! After him! Ohh!
And I got no defence for it I can't see a thing!
And it was strong So strong, so strong, so strong
And its purpose? To convey gorgeous creatures such as yourselves...
And now I think I'll have one. Mm hmm?
And now you're gone Gone, gone, gone, so long
And now you're mine Binx, where are you?
And now you're mine Bye.
and that's knowledge! Hey, come on, man!
And the book said... Yes? I remember it like it was yesterday.
and then you sort of slowly... Explained what?
And there's one thing that I know that you don't! Ohh!
And these are not hobgoblins. Ohh!
Are you a virgin? Yeah.
Are you okay? Mm hmm.
As what, Winnie, as what? As what, Winnie, as what? Jump back!
At least you would've died like a man. Hey!
At your service. Yes, yes. Haven't seen you for centuries.
Because he is not our master. He isn't?
Billy, I think you dropped this. Uh huh.
Billy! Are you okay? Ohh!
Billy! Go to hell!
Binx! Ohh! Speed bump!
Binx? Is that you? Yeah.
Boo! Dani!
Book! Huh?
Broom, ho. Ahh.
Burning what? Burning rain of death. Burning rain of death.
By the way, Dani, I love your costume. Thank you.
Come here. What?
Come on, come on, right this way. Oh, I can't believe it's him!
Come on! Careful.
Come on! Come on! This way!
Come to Mommy! 'Fraid not!
Come! We fly! Fly!
Come! We fly! We fly! On what do we fly?
Damn, damn, double damn! Oh!
Dani! Dani!
Dani! Dani! Oh, Billy!
Dawn approaches. Bye bye.
Dead man, dead man Dead man's toe, add a...
Dead man's toe, and make it a fleshy one. Dead man's toe!
Dead man's toes! She's trying to concentrate!
Ding dong. Whoo!
Don't drink it, Dani! Come on, open your mouth.
Don't listen to her! Max! Max, I've figured it out.
Don't you see how crazy this sounds? Max! Max!
Dude! Tubular.
Dump out your sack. Drop dead. Moron.
Dust? Toast!
Enough, enough, enough! Sorry.
Enough! Uh, sisters, I'm very confused.
Find them! Oh, no, I'll never switch
Firm as stone Sisters! Firm as stone
Fooled ya. Let's go, jerkface.
From where? Los Angeles.
Funs. Funs. Chungs? Chungs? Mmm!
Gently down the stream Row, row, row your boat
Get away from my potion! Ohh!
Get away! Here you go.
Get him, you fools! I got him. I knew I smelled a boy!
Get out there and find them. Nobody's here, sweetheart.

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