The Sweetest Thing (2002) Edit

A good defence is the best offence.

A little slap. Slap me.

About this.

After hours party back at the hotel. These two pigs are good to go.

Again? God, she's like a hose. Go help her, please.

All bah jiggity about some guy.

All I'm saying is, make nice with the concierge, okay?

All right, I'm leaving.

All right, maybe a little bit.

All right!

All right.

All right. Okay .

Already?

Always in control. That way, she never has to get too close.

And I know that if I just take a chance with you, maybe, I don't know...

And I'll go jump off the Golden Gate Bridge now.

And if you're not, you can always just get divorced.

And is commanded...

And look at this. Everything he touches turns to sold.

And then I called him at the hotel...

And therefore, is not by any to be entered...

And this sad little tear slowly...

And very into pleasing me first.

And woke up with a handful of goo

And, eventually, if he's worthy, then one day...

Anymore!

Apartment three.

Apparently, one of the guys who was at the party flipped out...

Are you all right?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you tired of the game?

Are you, sweetie?

As I live and breathe, isn't it... It is little Mary Jane Burns!

At least I don't get that dizzy, head spinning nausea as much as I used to.

At the end of the night, she just splits.

Averag ish.

Averag ish. That's good. So what did you tell him?

Be able to use them as a belt by then.

Be careful with those fat free chips. They cause anal leakage.

Because I didn't like the way you treated my friend.

Because you're sitting on his face.

Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice.

Beneath the...

Big, fat rut.

Bitch.

Bitch. Made my life a living hell.

Boundaries are the enemies of love.

Bringing it down. Bringing it up now!

Buffy! You look like my old doggie Buffy. Hello, girl.

But I think you're pregnant.

But I'm sure the two of you will be really happy together.

But Judy is happy. She's scuba diving in Bali.

But that's only if you regretted it, which I don't regret it.

But, even still, because she said she was going to call...

Butwe are having the party. Exit in the back. It's to the left.

Buy some new ones.

Bye bye.

Bye!

Can I do it agaln now?

Can I get that purse now, please?

Can it wait, please? I'm so hungry right now.

Can you believe him?

Can you take this? I'm a total loser. I just struck out with this guy.

Can you tell me where the bathroom is?

Careful, that's puke. Don't touch me.

Cheater.

Chicks freak on this guy. Come on, now.

Chris, it's Court I'm at the party with Leather Coat Guy,

Chris?

Christina

Christina

Christina Walters?

Christina Walters. Yep. I know her.

Christina! Has anyone seen my little Christina?

Christina?

Christina.

Church bells.

Clear?

Come on, it's Saturday and nobody's here, and Mr. Mooney...

Come on, try.

Come on!

Come on. 7 6.

Come on. What do you want from me? I was 16 years old.

Come to think of it, I did leave some ass in the back.

Commandment four.

Commandment number four: Thou shalt be open to love's possibilities.

Commandment number nine: Thou shalt love what's possible.

Copy that.

Could all this erratic behaviour be because this guy got under your skin?

Could you please have some compassion? Because I could go blind.

Crap.

Cut!

Cute boy.

Cute? He's adorable!

Dad!

Dad. I met someone.

Daddy, stop it!

Damn it!

Dancing too much. How you doing?

Darn it. I think I peed on myself.

Dating is all about boundaries.

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today...

Dearly beloved...

Did I mention that we have the Freddie Mercury Suite?

Did I mention that we have the Freddie Mercury Suite?

Did we have fun last night?

Do you have any Advil?

Do you understand?

Don't be gay in God's house. Give me a hit. Thank you. Let's do it.

Don't lie. Don't lie to Darth, Luke.

Don't make me laugh!

Don't move. You have a maggot right here.

Don't throw out anything I might need.

Don't worry about returning the favour. Men don't really like oral sex.

Dude! Where you been? Everybody's waiting.

Dude! Where you been? Everybody's waiting.

Even if I did regret not going to the party...

Every moment with her was like a slice of heaven.

Excellent.

Excuse me, Officer?

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Fifty percent of what people say when they're joking is true.

Figure this one out. Figure it out. Okay.

Flowers!

Follow the yellow brick road?

For not telling you I was getting married.

Fore!

Forget it.

Freaky.

Fuck Grandma.

Fuck Grandma.

Fuck it! It's go time! Son of a bitch!

Fuck me. You have so much...

Fuck you.

Fucking Grandma.

Funny.

Get up a little. Yes. Fore!

Girl, I've been shaking my ass all the way up this hill.

Give him the wrong phone number.

Give me your card, I'll call you sometime.

Go to the bathroom. I'll find seats.

Go, baby!

God, I haven't heard that name in ages.

God, I'm so glad I came back to the hotel room.

God, this marriage is such a big leap. It's really intense, Pete.

Goddamn it.

Goddamn. That is the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

Good girl.

Good.

Good. Can I have it? Thanks.

Gravity has taken them to there.

Great dream.

Guys, I don'twant to be that girl anymore.

Have a great day. Thanks. Bye.

He comes right into my face and starts telling me all this stupid stuff...

He doesn't have any piercings, does he?

He dreamed of Venus And played with his penis

He dumped me.

He is so cute. So stupid.

He is the shit and that's why he's in my wedding on Saturday.

He says he's been dying inside ever since I brought over my garment bag.

He says he's been wanting this for six months.

He showed up, missing an eyebrow, with a tattoo on his ass that says Bitch.

He was kind of cute.

He was very sweet and complimentary.

He will call up tomorrow when he realizes what a huge mistake he made.

Hello, and welcome to AOL Moviefone,

Hello, Miss Christina. How you doing? What you doing?

Hello!

Hello?

Hello?

Hello? Hey, Court.

Here it comes, baby. Feel the monkey. Work the monkey.

Here's the purse.

Herewe go. Circle of love, circle of love!

Hey, Christina. Courtney.

Hey, Donny.

Hey, Jane.

Hey, Peter.

Hi, honey, how did it go?

Hi, Mr. Martin.

Hi.

His name is Ricky. I think he's really special.

Hold on to it. Keep steering.

Hold these.

Honey will you just admit that you regret not going to this party.

Honey, we have gone over this.

Honey, you have to protect yourself.

Honey?

Hook that fish and just throw him right back.

Hooray!

How are you stuck?

How can they even sell that crap?

How could you not know what a glory hole is?

How do you know his last name is Donahue?

How the hell do you know that?

I am fan fucking tastic.

I am scared enough as it is to go in there. What am I going to say?

I am so getting a pair.

I am so tired of playing games.

I bet you miss Grandma.

I bet you really miss Grandma.

I better go. But for real this time.

I came here tonight because I wanted to see you.

I came to just eat my cookie and make a phone call, but...

I can't believe he brought that bitch to our bar.

I can't believe I'm fucking a purple elephant.

I can't believe you grabbed his ass.

I can't believe you're going to Costa Rica.

I could see it in your eyes you liked her.

I didn't do anything to your friend.

I didn't even notice that. I must have spilled some soda on me last night.

I didn't get married.

I didn't handle it at all. I'm so sorry.

I don't even know you, but here I am, having this conversation with you.

I don't grab, okay?

I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't know where in the living room, and I don't feel like looking for it.

I don't know why I started talking to her in the sccond grade.

I don't know you. You're one of hundreds. I have no feelings for you...

I don't know, actually...

I don't know. I can't answer that for you, really.

I don't mean to be rude, but I have some friends waiting for me.

I don't think I handled that too...

I don't want to go in the deep end. I don't want to go in the deep end!

I don'twant to talk about it, because I'll jinx it.

I dropped the thingy to my lip gloss. Could you get it for me?

I feel like I have maggots all over me.

I flew across that room. And you got fucked in the eye.

I found it. I almost got smothered down there.

I got a new account designing a campaign for a sports line.

I got it. Don't worry.

I got maggot juice all over me.

I guess a blowjob is out of the question?

I had lamb curry last night and I'm shittlng out a Buick.

I had no idea. I need to tell all my friends.

I had them remove all the calories for you.

I have a piercing.

I have never, ever had any complaints in the poon nonny odour department.

I have to go to the bathroom, I think.

I hear John is still AWOL from that bachelor party.

I hope my... That thing that happened didn't have anything to do with it.

I hope you like how sexy I am.

I just don't regret it. Regret is such a waste of time.

I just pinched his ass.

I know deep down inside she's scared and lonely just like everyone else.

I know, but I want to. I spilled your drink. Can I buy you another one?

I know. None of us do.

I lay down all that groundwork for nothing.

I live here!

I look like a magazine bride!

I may as well strap a sign on my ass that says stalker.

I mean, otherwise, I'd be all over your friend.

I meet a guy for two minutes...

I met Christina at a bar. Hot piece of ass.

I need to borrow your black Gucci bag.

I never thought I'd meet her by having somebody grab me and say:

I never thought I'd see you again.

I really hope I see you. But in case I don't see you, have a nice life.

I said I wanted to do it to you every hour, on the hour, but I can't wait.

I saw Swingeer. I know how these things work.

I should get back to my friends.

I should go. I really apologize for wasting your time.

I should have told you that and I didn't. I'm sorry.

I shouldn't have been impolite to your friend. If I was, I didn't mean to.

I stay up nights trying to figure out why she said she'd call and didn't.

I think there's always time for a movie montage.

I think you can handle this one on your own.

I thought that maybe you might feel that way, too.

I thought that maybe...

I thought that was sweet.

I want to apologize.

I wanted to find you so that I could tell you...

I was checking in to see if you were listening to your messages,

I wasn't suggesting you get married. I just thought you could get it on.

I went across the state, practically, to find this guy that I don't even know.

I wish there were some sign from God...

I won't mention it again.

I would've done the same old thing. I would have hesitated. I would have...

I'd like to do that every hour, on the hour, for the rest of our lives.

I'd love to take you out sometime.

I'll ask my friends. Maybe we'll stop by.

I'll cash in the honeymoon tickets, fly to Bali, and go scuba diving.

I'll get it.

I'll give you my number so that you can call me...

I'll just use the urinal.

I'll make sure that you have fun tonight if it's the last thing...

I'll meet you there. I have to drop something off at the dry cleaners.

I'll order a pizza and stay in tonight.

I'll shove that club up your ass, you dicklicker!

I'll take it to the dry cleaners, and it will be gone.

I'm a hig loser,

I'm a jerk and I wanted to apologize, because I didn't plan on calling you.

I'm Donny.

I'm following the yellow brick road. Follow the yellow brick road.

I'm frantic. I've a million things to do. And I'm dizzy. I'm so dizzy.

I'm getting married!

I'm glad you find it so fucking amusing. I really do.

I'm going to pee my pants.

I'm going to pull it. Gently.

I'm gone for one day, the place turns into Indonesia.

I'm letting it go. I'm over it.

I'm not going there wearing this outfit. Can we please just go?

I'm not going to be afraid.

I'm not going to Peter's brother's wedding!

I'm not used to being blown off, that's all.

I'm not.

I'm out of practice! I just woke up!

I'm psychic and I knew his name was Peter.

I'm serious. I'll call you, okay?

I'm serious. It's just a bad rumour that was started sometime in the '50s.

I'm sorry. Hi.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to stare.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Oh, my God. Excuse me.

I'm stuck in a rut.

I'm such an idiot.

I'm sure she wasn't trying to hurt me on purpose.

I'm sure that you're just really nervous. It's a big day, right?

I'm the one who should apologize. I was rude.

I'm trying to be a good girlfriend.

I've been trying to get us off that mailing list since 1982.

If he hadn't been getting married, wasn't the groom, what would I've done?

If I know what it is, it's easier for me to remove.

If I'm bah jiggity about this guy Peter, it's because you're telling me I am.

If you are, tha tmeans you were too chicken to hook up with Peter,,,

If you haven't noticed, there's plenty of guys out there.

If you need other sizes, just holler.

In the bathroom, we hate him, yet we call him by name.

Is that how I sound?

Is that what I think it is?

Is that what you want?

Is this a mutual thing? This is not a mutual thing at all.

Is your granny here? What's going on?

Isn't that Courtney's dress that you borrowed last night?

It did!

It doesn't get any better than this.

It isn't okay. You are a disgusting, nasty pig. Do you understand?

It just got screwed up.

It must be the ass. No, no. Sit down.

It smells like mouldy ass, is what it smells like in here.

It sure is. Thank you. Bye.

It was just one of those spontaneous things my girlfriend and I do.

It was just three days before our one year anniversary.

It was just, really...

It's a classic mistake, sweetheart.

It's a very bad rumour. It's a rumour. I'm serious.

It's all good, girl.

It's all right. He wasn't possible.

It's already started.

It's cool. It's why I got them.

It's fine.

It's Jesus. Look, it's Jesus.

It's Jesus. Look, it's Jesus.

It's like, 22, 28.

It's me, baby. It's me.

It's not true.

It's okay to take a chance.

It's okay. You can try again.

It's Pearl I'm talking about.

It's so obvious that you like this guy. Why are you being such a pussy about it?

It's too far over. I'll get it.

It's what every girl dreams of, but...

Jane Burns!

Jane, what's up?

Jane! Dance for the man!

Jane?

Jane?

Jeez, I'm sorry. Did I say it again? You're goddamn right I said it again.

Jesus Christ!

Jesus, I don't know. I don't know how long it's been in here.

Jesus.

Jesus.

Jesus.

Just a dress, but I'll be back for it in a few days, so no hurry.

Just send it there.

Kevin dumped me.

Koochie!

Ladies, big party. Four Seasons, room 402. You're invited, you're invited.

Ladies' room.

Ladies' room.

Leather Coat Guy is looking good.

Lesbian.

Let me put it to you this way:

Let me see. Let me see.

Let's get on the same page about what we'll say. Game plan.

Let's go dancing.

Let's go home.

Let's just sum this up real quickly.

Like I said, I'm doing fine.

Listen to me.

Look at the shoulder, baby. Bounce it, baby. Check it out, baby.

Lots of men suffer from it.

Love is crazy and that's what love is, it's taking a chance.

Man, I have good woman for you. She is very hot and sweet.

Martinis, ladies.

Maybe has a little boxed lunch at the Y.

Maybe if you didn't play it so safe, Mr. Safety Poo...

Maybe it's you. Did something crawl up your poon nonny?

Maybe she wanted to call and that's why she said she was going to call, but...

Maybe you want someone special for once.

Maybe you were thinking that you were tired of the game.

Mazel tov.

Me, too.

Me, too.

Meanwhile, you're just going to have fun together.

Miguel?

Miss Courtney.

More than halfway, you went to Somerset.

Mr. Martin, can you help me with my jizz?

Mr. Mooney is downstalrs, and he is P I S E D.

Mr. Mooney is off salling with his boytoy, which leaves me in charge of the store.

My body is a movie...

My boyfriend dumped me. I'm at this club where no one wants to talk to me.

My brother is waiting for me and I got nervous, I guess. I don't know.

My friend Courtney, that hot babe? She and I went to college with the bride.

My girlfriend Courtney and I went on this crazy ride for a guy.

My God, you're so good at that.

My God!

My God! What's going on?

My God! What's this on your skirt?

My God.

My God. It's like Siegfried & Roy or something.

My male ego got bruised and I lashed out. I'm sorry.

Naturally, you know?

Neato. Thanks. Neat.

Nice and perky.

Nice manners, by the way.

Nice to meet you, though.

No spanky wanky.

No, I don't regret it, and if I had any regrets...

No, I understand. You were protecting your friend. Anyone would've done that.

No, it had nothing to do with that.

No, that's not it at all. It's really a lovely store.

No, wait!

No, you don't. You look really beautiful. Like the perfect bride.

No, you're not.

No! That is not okay.

No.

No.

No. Christina, I can't do this.

No. I'm not that guy.

No. No kiss. I haven't married you yet.

No. This is not soda. Think, Jane. Think.

No. You cannot lock the door. Goddamn it!

Not that one. The next one. Commandment ten.

Nothing I can do about it now.

Nothing.

Nothing.

Nothing. What's up with you?

Nothing. What's up with you?

Nothing. What's up with you?

O>kay, wait. No, no. Look. What is this?

Observe.

Obsess? I'm not obsessing, okay?

Of what? No, don't even bother. She's on a mission.

Oh, my cock.

Oh, my God, I can't believe I didn't tell you this.

Oh, my God, I can't believe I didn't tell you this.

Oh, my God, it's Fame! We're in Fame right now.

Oh, my God, you fucking bitch!

Oh, my God, your penis is so big.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my...

Oh, please, God.

Oh, shit.

Okay, boys. We're on.

Okay, but if we do that, you know what will have to happen.

Okay, girls, let's go.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. I'm not going to be afraid.

Okay. The wedding starts at 5:00. I refuse to be late.

On today's field trip, we are going to learn about cleanliness.

Once we get off the 140...

Online.

Or not.

Or woman .

Pete!

Pete!

Peter, this is my friend, Jane. Jane would love to dance.

Peter! It's looking like now.

Peter?

Peter?

Peter?

Peter? Shit!

Pised?

Please, do. Someone needs to put an end to this madness.

Poor girl. Never saw it coming.

Pretty good.

Prolonged impotence is very common after a breakup.

Put her down right here.

Put some clothes on. Now! Thank you.

Re dress the mannequins and check the sock inventory.

Really funny.

Really? Okay. Just breathe, stay calm, you'll be okay.

Really? Well, that's nice. I mean...

Refresh my memory. Was that Peter's wedding we walked in on?

Relax.

Right.

Right. You're so right.

Saggy tits.

Same thing. How was your day?

San Francisco, California, please, for Four Seasons Hotel. Thanks.

Saturday afternoon up in Somerset. That's where we live.

Save yourself a buck.

See you later.

Shalom!

She could sing. You could sing, Jane. It relaxes the throat, honey.

She did it.

She gave me her number. It's been three days.

She hunts me down like a dog at my own wedding.

She puked on him!

She really liked you, too. Why were you at my wedding?

She says to him, Girl You Know It's True changed my life.

She tries to pawn me off on her friend. She calls me a dick.

She was the love of my life. Don't ever let these moments pass you by.

She'll settle down though, once she finds the right man.

She's a player. She just likes to have fun.

She's out. We're one short. Who's this chick?

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit. Peter, wait!

Shit. Shit. Shit.

Shithead.

Shotgun!

Should have poked her in the whiskers when you had the chance.

Should I be upset that my ex girlfriend has her tongue down that guy's throat?

Shut up!

Since I'm up now, and you decided to torture me...

Since you're going away, do you want to be on our malling list?

So by making some sort of joke about it, you get to say what you really want...

So how was girth?

So how was he, was he good?

So how was it? Was it fun?

So how was it? Was it fun?

So just get yourself together. You look smashing.

So sorry to run off. I'll make you risotto tomorrow.

So we don't waste our time.

So, any chance?

Somebody needs to get some.

Sometimes you just have to let these things go, right?

Sorry I'm late. I don't want to talk about it. You ready? I'm starving.

Sorry, I can't talk right now. I'm really busy.

Sorry, Mr. Mooney. I'll check upstairs.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Speaking of bitches...

Speaking of fun, we are going to take you out.

Stain?

Stop it! You're getting me hard again!

Stop it.

Suki, suki!

Sure. Right here?

Surprise!

Sweetheart, I haven't seen you since I taught you in third grade!

Sweetie, Christina, what's going on? What happened?

Sweetie, you know what? This book is relationship propaganda.

Thank you very much.

Thank you, Leather Coat Guy.

Thank you, Vera.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. You can touch it if you want to.

Thanks for the drink.

Thanks for the flowers. Nice touch.

Thanks to your styling, Vera.

Thanks, Court.

Thanks.

Thanks. See you. I'm stupid. That's right.

That hurts me. Just look at him.

That is how you get smacked down.

That is the sweetest thing.

That is the sweetest thing.

That is unbelievable. I can't believe that. It's unbelievable.

That was weak.

That you regret not going because you'll never know what might've happened?

That's Christina Walters.

That's exactly what I wanted to do.

That's nice.

That's really depressing.

That's right.

That's sweet.

That's the strangest thing I've ever seen.

That's why chicks always go to the bathroom together.

The field trip. Come in, children. Come in.

The kind of woman who can get any guy she wants,

The monkey, the monkey, the monkey!

The movie is starting. Let's go!

The next dress store is 20 miles from here.

The usual. Defending the rights of my broken hearted clients.

Then he jumps off and dies because you're a pussy. Why didn't you go?

Then we casually call him at the hotel. Then we obsess about the casual call.

Then we laugh and we flirt and we dance with him.

Then we throw beer on him.

Then, when I try to apologize, she's like:

There are no **** in Somerset.

There once was a man from Bandoo Who fell asleep in a canoe

There was maggots on that flesh.

There's my dirty girl!

These are the days of our lives.

They can have her.

They found a donor for my patient. I've got to go. I'm sorry, guys.

They got the right girl, didn't they?

They just don't talk about it. Not like me, gabbing away. Gab, gab.

They look real.

They take your chimichanga and your pequito...

They're fake.

This brilliant love advice comes from one who loves to play games with men.

This is a very stupid thing. I'm stupid.

This is going to be a tough one.

This is it, Jane.

This is like Sixteen Candles.

This is not about playing games. This is about self preservation.

This is the hottest chick in this store and I caught her trying to escape.

This isn't the Glickman bar mitzvah, is it?

This Somerset place where they live is some small freak ass town...

This. Come here.

To 50 years with the same woman.

Too big to fit in here.

Too big to fit in here.

Too late now.

Totally hit it off. All night long we dance. I buy her drinks.

Track three. Oh, yeah!

True Love: The Ten Commandments.

Trying to squeeze every penny out of their miserable, cheating spouses.

Turn around.

Twenty years on the force and I've never seen something so horrible.

Un fucking believable.

Unbelievable!

Unlike my whore friend Courtney Rockliffe...

Very strange.

Wait a minute. Do we have time for a movie montage?

Wait. Hold on. Rewind for one second. You called him at the hotel?

Walk up to him and be like, Peter, is that you?

Was it absolutely vital for her to tell us that?

Was it absolutely vital for her to tell us that?

We are taking you out. You are going to have a good time.

We can sit here like this all night.

We dated briefly, but she's not the commitment type.

We don't have time, sweetie.

We don't have to lie anymore because I made friends with the bride.

We had fun, we talked and that was it.

We realiezd we were doing the wrong thing. Two people should be in love.

We should start over. Why don't I walk by, and you grab me like before?

We were looking for something...

We were wondering:

We'll drive around and we should find the church, no problem.

We're all guilty of it. You made yourself too available.

We're going to go now.

We're like two peas in a pod.

We're not getting married!

We're still friends.

We've all had our heart stomped on one too many times...

We've driven for three and a half hours and everything.

We've got the ambulance waiting outside. We have to get going.

We've got three hours before the rehearsal. Hit the ball.

Well, that night that we met...

Well, that was fun.

Well, you know...

What a coincidence! I'm having supper with your parents tonight.

What a stain you got there, little Janie!

What am I even calling for?

What am I going to do?

What are you doing here?

What are you talking about, fear?

What are you talking about? Yesterday, you said you wanted to go, so I went...

What did you call me?

What do we always tell them, no matter what?

What do you mean, she's not here? We have customers, missy.

What do you mean?

What do you think? Bride or groom's side?

What if Jane was the girl of your dreams, but you'll never know?

What is all this crap?

What is in here?

What is this?

What kind of marketing brainiac puts anal leakage on his product?

What you did was an incredibly brave thing.

What you got for me today?

What you got? What's in your mouth?

What?

What?

What?

What? Get it on?

What? Wait!

What's a guy got to do to get laid?

What's going on here?

What's going on, hot mama?

What's in there?

What's that, Gramps?

What's up with you?

What's up with you?

What's up, you hitches and hos and loseer?

What's your name, baby?

When I was 22...

When is the wedding?

Where is it coming from? Where? I can still smell it.

Where is she?

Where the hell did that guy... Jane?

Which is an honourable estate...

Which means you do want to go, but you're too afraid to admit it.

Which track?

Why are you bringing it in? Did you get something on it?

Why don't I feel good?

Why don't you go to the Depot. Lots of carpet you can munch on there.

Why don't you shave your head, Christina, and take up women's golf?

Will you help me find it, please? Come on, please.

Would you like to be on our mailing list?

Would you please stop it, already?

Wrong song.

Yeah, baby!

Yeah, I guess you're right.

Yeah, my aunt Fanny.

Yeah, no. I'm okay.

Yeah, no. I'm okay.

Yeah, you did. Don't lie to me.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Let me have some of that.

Yeah. Not so serious. Shake it off a little bit.

Yep.

Yep.

Yes, hi. Do you have a Freddie Mercury Suite?

Yes, I was.

Yes, ma'am. I'd love to. Thank you.

Yes, you can have the purse.

Yes, you can. It's really very easy.

Yes.

Yes. Gosh, it's going so well.

You and I are so awesome together.

You are good.

You are so unbelievable.

You barely gave her the time of day.

You can't throw yourself out there all exposed and vulnerable every time.

You could show up at his brother's wedding, because it is his brother.

You did not know the guy was getting married.

You didn't want to eat the cookies? What?