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Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is a thrilling sci-fi action film released

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is a thrilling sci-fi action film released in 2009, directed by Michael Bay. Serving as a sequel to the 2007 film, it stars Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox, and Josh Duhamel. The movie follows the eternal war between the Autobots and Decepticons as they seek control over a powerful energy source on Earth. Packed with intense battles, stunning visual effects, and clever humor, this blockbuster captivated audiences worldwide. For fans wanting to immerse themselves further, they can play and download the exhilarating sounds of this epic showdown here.

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A classified strike team called NEST.
A classified strike team called NEST.
A clear example:
A clear example:
A deeper revelation dawns.
A deeper revelation dawns.
A great battle took place over possession of the Matrix.
A great battle took place over possession of the Matrix.
A leader worthy of our secret.
A leader worthy of our secret.
A living Prime!
A living Prime!
A lot of prob
A lot of prob
A secret, a brave squad of soldiers.
A secret, a brave squad of soldiers.
A tomb we cannot find.
A tomb we cannot find.
A wormy that's crabby
A wormy that's crabby
Absolutely. Let's go!
Absolutely. Let's go!
Accept that her boy's all grown up, you know.
Accept that her boy's all grown up, you know.
Actually, I am.
Actually, I am.
After all the damage in Shanghai,
After all the damage in Shanghai,
Ah, what the
Ah, what the
Ain't those working?
Ain't those working?
Air support, we need Big Booter delivered and dropped now.
Air support, we need Big Booter delivered and dropped now.
Alice, I'm horrified you had to see this. Let's go.
Alice, I'm horrified you had to see this. Let's go.
All 'cause of you, and your little criminal girlfriend.
All 'cause of you, and your little criminal girlfriend.
All along.
All along.
All hands lost.
All hands lost.
All I ever want to be was an astronaut.
All I ever want to be was an astronaut.
All you want but you can't give me the talking...
All you want but you can't give me the talking...
All you, eager nubile young minds on the very cusp of adulthood.
All you, eager nubile young minds on the very cusp of adulthood.
Alright, Agent Simmons. I'm listening.
Alright, Agent Simmons. I'm listening.
Alright, everybody, be steady.
Alright, everybody, be steady.
Alright, give NEST team the go.
Alright, give NEST team the go.
Alright, Grace...
Alright, Grace...
Alright, let's go, move out!
Alright, let's go, move out!
Alright, meat store's closed. Everybody out!
Alright, meat store's closed. Everybody out!
Alright, so this is where we communicate with the JCS.
Alright, so this is where we communicate with the JCS.
Alright, team, grab your shoots.
Alright, team, grab your shoots.
Alright, that's enough.
Alright, that's enough.
Alright, those Decepticons are searching for Sam.
Alright, those Decepticons are searching for Sam.
Alright, wait here. I'll give you the go/no go, alright?
Alright, wait here. I'll give you the go/no go, alright?
Alright, we're gonna draw fire from the left flag.
Alright, we're gonna draw fire from the left flag.
An alien blood feud has been brought to our shores
An alien blood feud has been brought to our shores
An open invitation to come to Earth,
An open invitation to come to Earth,
And and, see where it leads us, okay?
And and, see where it leads us, okay?
And ancient runes all over the world.
And ancient runes all over the world.
And bring him back to life?
And bring him back to life?
And find you.
And find you.
And get Egypt's General Salaam,
And get Egypt's General Salaam,
And great violence.
And great violence.
And had a meltdown in the middle of my class.
And had a meltdown in the middle of my class.
And have any stranger giving you anything suspicious to carry on today?
And have any stranger giving you anything suspicious to carry on today?
And have any stranger giving you anything suspicious to carry on today?
And have any stranger giving you anything suspicious to carry on today?
And he recently had his cherry popped.
And he recently had his cherry popped.
And he saw Megatron, Megatron zapped him
And he saw Megatron, Megatron zapped him
And he saw Megatron, Megatron zapped him
And he saw Megatron, Megatron zapped him
And he started seeing these crazy symbols, okay.
And he started seeing these crazy symbols, okay.
And he wanted to kill you all by turning on that machine.
And he wanted to kill you all by turning on that machine.
And I know what, you need me.
And I know what, you need me.
And I know where to find them.
And I know where to find them.
And I know you know what happens
And I know you know what happens
And I shall be your consort, your guide,
And I shall be your consort, your guide,
And I think some of them stayed.
And I think some of them stayed.
And I wasn't, uh... there.
And I wasn't, uh... there.
And I'm gonna skinny dip and you can't say shit about it!
And I'm gonna skinny dip and you can't say shit about it!
And in my experience, the judgement of both Major Lennox and his team,
And in my experience, the judgement of both Major Lennox and his team,
And it rhymes with home theater.
And it rhymes with home theater.
And it smelled like like diesel. Like a diesel he dinged to it.
And it smelled like like diesel. Like a diesel he dinged to it.
And maybe, I saw some of your, uh... alien drawings or whatever.
And maybe, I saw some of your, uh... alien drawings or whatever.
And Megatron wants what's in my mind.
And Megatron wants what's in my mind.
And nobody gonna know nothing, y'know I mean?
And nobody gonna know nothing, y'know I mean?
And now we're underneath the moon and the stars
And now we're underneath the moon and the stars
And on top of that, I'm a wanted fugitive.
And on top of that, I'm a wanted fugitive.
And return to Diego Garcia. Any further orders?
And return to Diego Garcia. Any further orders?
And since no one...
And since no one...
And tell them the truth. Like I had nothing to do with this,
And tell them the truth. Like I had nothing to do with this,
And the leprechauns went and booby trapped it.
And the leprechauns went and booby trapped it.
And the three most beautiful pyramids on the planet
And the three most beautiful pyramids on the planet
And the, uh...
And the, uh...
And they set out in the Universe seeking distant suns to harvest.
And they set out in the Universe seeking distant suns to harvest.
And this area serves as the Autobots' hangar.
And this area serves as the Autobots' hangar.
And watch the magic happen.
And watch the magic happen.
And we will win it as we always have,
And we will win it as we always have,
And what I know, is that this is going to work.
And what I know, is that this is going to work.
And what if it doesn't work?
And what if it doesn't work?
And without it, our race will perish.
And without it, our race will perish.
And you still can't even tell me that you love me.
And you still can't even tell me that you love me.
And you will, my apprentice.
And you will, my apprentice.
And you'll have a power you've never known.
And you'll have a power you've never known.
And... I heard you have a problem.
And... I heard you have a problem.
Angel Six,
Angel Six,
Any bad robot out there better get ready for ass whooping.
Any bad robot out there better get ready for ass whooping.
Any last words?
Any last words?
Any of these look like the symbols you saw?
Any of these look like the symbols you saw?
Any one else care to have some sort of mental breakdown?
Any one else care to have some sort of mental breakdown?
Arcee twins, target coming your way.
Arcee twins, target coming your way.
Arcees, get ready to launch.
Arcees, get ready to launch.
Archaeologists found these unexplained markings
Archaeologists found these unexplained markings
Are all seeking the cooperation of worldwide law enforcements.
Are all seeking the cooperation of worldwide law enforcements.
Are you Are you trying?
Are you Are you trying?
Are you crazy?
Are you crazy?
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
Around the globe.
Around the globe.
As fast we can, okay?
As fast we can, okay?
As we get it...
As we get it...
As you've seen,
As you've seen,
Ask him to clear some US V over flights in Egyptian airspace.
Ask him to clear some US V over flights in Egyptian airspace.
At last, Prime is dead.
At last, Prime is dead.
At least he's faithful, Sam.
At least he's faithful, Sam.
At the bottom of the Laurentian Abyss,
At the bottom of the Laurentian Abyss,
Autobot twins, report to Hangar Three.
Autobot twins, report to Hangar Three.
Autobots, attack!
Autobots, attack!
Autobots, I'm in pursuit.
Autobots, I'm in pursuit.
Autobots, report to hangar for transport.
Autobots, report to hangar for transport.
B 1, stand on my target. 30 seconds...
B 1, stand on my target. 30 seconds...
Back of a $1 bill.
Back of a $1 bill.
Bail out, bail out, bail out, bail out?
Bail out, bail out, bail out, bail out?
Bail out?
Bail out?
Balanced and medicated enough for another coral space.
Balanced and medicated enough for another coral space.
Basic lengths. Only 18 inches of meat.
Basic lengths. Only 18 inches of meat.
Beautiful; that's what I like to hear.
Beautiful; that's what I like to hear.
Because guys always run when you say it first.
Because guys always run when you say it first.
Because I believe it.
Because I believe it.
Because I have to secure the VIPs first.
Because I have to secure the VIPs first.
Because I know about the Matrix.
Because I know about the Matrix.
Because I tried to kill you and it's completely understandable.
Because I tried to kill you and it's completely understandable.
Because your leaders believed we brought vengeance upon your planet.
Because your leaders believed we brought vengeance upon your planet.
Bee, I want to talk to you about the college thing, okay?
Bee, I want to talk to you about the college thing, okay?
Bee, if you hate me, I understand.
Bee, if you hate me, I understand.
Bee! Shoot it.
Bee! Shoot it.
Before I got fired.
Before I got fired.
Begin our assault!
Begin our assault!
Beginning, middle, end. Facts, details, condense, plot, tell it.
Beginning, middle, end. Facts, details, condense, plot, tell it.
Behave.
Behave.
Behold the eternal glory of Jetfire!
Behold the eternal glory of Jetfire!
Behold the work of Albert Einstein,
Behold the work of Albert Einstein,
Behold to the only Jetfire!
Behold to the only Jetfire!
Being my girlfriend is hazardous to your health.
Being my girlfriend is hazardous to your health.
Best put me out of this plane.
Best put me out of this plane.
Between state farm and the taxpayers, we're all taken care of.
Between state farm and the taxpayers, we're all taken care of.
Black Hawks, clear to land.
Black Hawks, clear to land.
Black Light in X Trait. This is Black Light in Tango.
Black Light in X Trait. This is Black Light in Tango.
Blackbird.
Blackbird.
Bollocks.
Bollocks.
Boy, you returned for me.
Boy, you returned for me.
Brace for impact.
Brace for impact.
Brain? What does he mean by my brain?
Brain? What does he mean by my brain?
Bravery will only get you so far.
Bravery will only get you so far.
Breach in B 14.
Breach in B 14.
Break that, these worthless
Break that, these worthless
Break your rack up, lose your primary.
Break your rack up, lose your primary.
Breaking news at Shanghai.
Breaking news at Shanghai.
Bring in Sideswipe!
Bring in Sideswipe!
Bugger!
Bugger!
Bumblebee, get them out of here.
Bumblebee, get them out of here.
Bumblebee, you are the decoy. You lead the Decepticons away, alright?
Bumblebee, you are the decoy. You lead the Decepticons away, alright?
Bumblebee!
Bumblebee!
Bumblebee! Get in the garage.
Bumblebee! Get in the garage.
But before your president decides, please ask him this.
But before your president decides, please ask him this.
But first, we have some delicate work to do.
But first, we have some delicate work to do.
But I do.
But I do.
But I don't want anything to do with it
But I don't want anything to do with it
But I fear it soon will be.
But I fear it soon will be.
But I will raise you a President of the United States.
But I will raise you a President of the United States.
But I will raise you a President of the United States.
But I will raise you a President of the United States.
But I would like you to hear from the leader of the Autobots.
But I would like you to hear from the leader of the Autobots.
But I'm here for your help, Sam.
But I'm here for your help, Sam.
But last night's encounter came with a warning:
But last night's encounter came with a warning:
But no more.
But no more.
But not your advancements in weaponry.
But not your advancements in weaponry.
But the last fragment of the All Spark was stolen.
But the last fragment of the All Spark was stolen.
But the soldiers brought the body of Prime.
But the soldiers brought the body of Prime.
But they said the readings were infantesimal.
But they said the readings were infantesimal.
But we, we've got to stick together.
But we, we've got to stick together.
But who are you to judge what's best for us?
But who are you to judge what's best for us?
But you gotta be in the classified access list.
But you gotta be in the classified access list.
By our earliest ancestors a millenium ago.
By our earliest ancestors a millenium ago.
By the human child.
By the human child.
By the Primes I call my brothers.
By the Primes I call my brothers.
By the way, I read your file.
By the way, I read your file.
Called the Matrix of Leadership.
Called the Matrix of Leadership.
Cam shafts.
Cam shafts.
Can seem to tell me what the enemy is now after,
Can seem to tell me what the enemy is now after,
Can somebody tell me why we can't establish simple radio contact?
Can somebody tell me why we can't establish simple radio contact?
Can you focus? Can you tell us why we're in Egypt
Can you focus? Can you tell us why we're in Egypt
Can you read this?
Can you read this?
Can you see those three stars?
Can you see those three stars?
Can you stop... Watch the foot! Watch your foot!
Can you stop... Watch the foot! Watch your foot!
Can't you do something?
Can't you do something?
Capable of great compassion...
Capable of great compassion...
Careful grip, boy. Careful grip.
Careful grip, boy. Careful grip.
Check it out. I'm hearing you, okay?
Check it out. I'm hearing you, okay?
Check this out.
Check this out.
China, Egypt, Greece.
China, Egypt, Greece.
Chinese airspace has been locked and sealed.
Chinese airspace has been locked and sealed.
Classified NBE 1, AKA Megatron,
Classified NBE 1, AKA Megatron,
Clear a path.
Clear a path.
Clear! Take a shot. Clear! Take a shot.
Clear! Take a shot. Clear! Take a shot.
Closer.
Closer.
Closest one's in Washington.
Closest one's in Washington.
Code 9 A...
Code 9 A...
Code Tot, as in King Tutankhamen,
Code Tot, as in King Tutankhamen,
Come here, b back.
Come here, b back.
Come here, boy.
Come here, boy.
Come here, boy.
Come here, boy.
Come here. Come here.
Come here. Come here.
Come on, big guy.
Come on, big guy.
Come on, get in.
Come on, get in.
Come on, go, pack!
Come on, go, pack!
Come on, guys, I can't be the only one in class
Come on, guys, I can't be the only one in class
Come on, kiddo,
Come on, kiddo,
Come on, let's go. All hands on deck.
Come on, let's go. All hands on deck.
Come on, we got to move. We got to move! Come on!
Come on, we got to move. We got to move! Come on!
Come on, you guys. What are you waiting for?
Come on, you guys. What are you waiting for?
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Get up!
Come on. Get up!
Commence Operation Firestorm. Send everyone.
Commence Operation Firestorm. Send everyone.
Confirmed for Project Beat Six drop point.
Confirmed for Project Beat Six drop point.
Contact Destroyer, USS Kit.
Contact Destroyer, USS Kit.
Contact the Jordanians, see what their assets they've got in the area.
Contact the Jordanians, see what their assets they've got in the area.
Coordinates 29.5 north, 34.88 east.
Coordinates 29.5 north, 34.88 east.
Coordinates for air drop, 29.5 north, 34.88 east.
Coordinates for air drop, 29.5 north, 34.88 east.
Could that energy somehow be used to reactivate Optimus
Could that energy somehow be used to reactivate Optimus
Cover for us.
Cover for us.
Cowards do survive.
Cowards do survive.
Cut, cut, cut.
Cut, cut, cut.
Dad, stop, okay? Get in the car.
Dad, stop, okay? Get in the car.
Dad, we got a fire!
Dad, we got a fire!
Dad, you're just gonna let her run around school.
Dad, you're just gonna let her run around school.
Dammit.
Dammit.
Damn, I'm good.
Damn, I'm good.
Damn... No!
Damn... No!
Decepticons, mobilise.
Decepticons, mobilise.
Decepticons, voice location.
Decepticons, voice location.
Decepticons!
Decepticons!
Decepticons!
Decepticons!
Deep into the soft tissues of my brain,
Deep into the soft tissues of my brain,
Detected.
Detected.
Detected.
Detected.
Did you guys just mess with the minor details?
Did you guys just mess with the minor details?
Did you rent the room out?
Did you rent the room out?
Did you see that film Gunfire Aero Kay Karao?
Did you see that film Gunfire Aero Kay Karao?
Die!
Die!
Director Galloway, our national security advisor
Director Galloway, our national security advisor
Director Galloway, what an honor.
Director Galloway, what an honor.
Dive, Cookie.
Dive, Cookie.
Do it again.
Do it again.
Do not tell my mother.
Do not tell my mother.
Do you have any idea what is like a slowly fall of parton die?
Do you have any idea what is like a slowly fall of parton die?
Do you have it?
Do you have it?
Do you know what you said?
Do you know what you said?
Do you remember?
Do you remember?
Do you think your little box of souveniers
Do you think your little box of souveniers
Don't answer. I don't know what you're hiding,
Don't answer. I don't know what you're hiding,
Don't believe the hype, bro.
Don't believe the hype, bro.
Don't catch me with the thing.
Don't catch me with the thing.
Don't make me that fast.... 'cause I'll do it.
Don't make me that fast.... 'cause I'll do it.
Don't talk to me about classified, alright?
Don't talk to me about classified, alright?
Don't tell me.
Don't tell me.
Don't you dare slip in with me, fleshwing.
Don't you dare slip in with me, fleshwing.
Drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive.
Drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive.
Drop your weapons! Drop your weapons!
Drop your weapons! Drop your weapons!
Dropping in five, four, three, two, one.
Dropping in five, four, three, two, one.
Dude, it's not fake. The Internet's pure true.
Dude, it's not fake. The Internet's pure true.
Dumper dumper. I gotta go, alright?
Dumper dumper. I gotta go, alright?
Each on a different continent.
Each on a different continent.
Earth? Terrible name for a planet,
Earth? Terrible name for a planet,
Ease on fire.
Ease on fire.
East on the mile that way.
East on the mile that way.
Easy fix. Puzzle, code, in my head. Now it's on the walls.
Easy fix. Puzzle, code, in my head. Now it's on the walls.
Effing was my effing idea. He stole it.
Effing was my effing idea. He stole it.
Egypt.
Egypt.
Einstein's wrong.
Einstein's wrong.
Embedded by no one at the White House.
Embedded by no one at the White House.
EMP burst.
EMP burst.
Enemy target, top of pyramid.
Enemy target, top of pyramid.
Energy doesn't go mass times velocity light square
Energy doesn't go mass times velocity light square
Engage, engage, engage.
Engage, engage, engage.
Epps!
Epps!
Especially, girls like you with options.
Especially, girls like you with options.
Estimated time of detachment NEST, 0600 AM
Estimated time of detachment NEST, 0600 AM
ETA to station, two minutes.
ETA to station, two minutes.
Even if we could figure out a way to get big man over there.
Even if we could figure out a way to get big man over there.
Even in death, there's no command but mine.
Even in death, there's no command but mine.
Ever questioned mind, guys, that archaeologists have been here before.
Ever questioned mind, guys, that archaeologists have been here before.
Everything about anything alien, he's supposed to know.
Everything about anything alien, he's supposed to know.
Everything is good.
Everything is good.
Ex.
Ex.
Except you landed on my testicles.
Except you landed on my testicles.
Excuse me, excuse me.
Excuse me, excuse me.
Excuse me, excuse me...
Excuse me, excuse me...
Extra large supertees with every known animal as a topping.
Extra large supertees with every known animal as a topping.
Fall back!
Fall back!
Fallen, my master.
Fallen, my master.
Familiar with the standard MC 4?
Familiar with the standard MC 4?
Fast course river. Execute lightly.
Fast course river. Execute lightly.
Find the doorway!
Find the doorway!
Fine. If the government's paying, I want a pool...
Fine. If the government's paying, I want a pool...
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire!
Fire. Take it off to the pyramid!
Fire. Take it off to the pyramid!
Firing thing and they came down and twisted this woman
Firing thing and they came down and twisted this woman
Five klicks.
Five klicks.
Flight Chairman throughout West Beverly Hills.
Flight Chairman throughout West Beverly Hills.
Flight in lower, prepare for bail out.
Flight in lower, prepare for bail out.
Follow us to the pillars. We'll take you to Optimus.
Follow us to the pillars. We'll take you to Optimus.
Follow your mind, your map, your symbols,
Follow your mind, your map, your symbols,
Fools the polygraph, everytime.
Fools the polygraph, everytime.
For a month long trip. Come on!
For a month long trip. Come on!
For a purpose.
For a purpose.
For in our quest to protect the humans,
For in our quest to protect the humans,
For lovely maidens to wish upon.
For lovely maidens to wish upon.
For the last two years, an advanced team of new Autobots
For the last two years, an advanced team of new Autobots
For what do we know about the stars?
For what do we know about the stars?
For which our soldiers are paying the price.
For which our soldiers are paying the price.
Forgive the interruption, General. Excuse me, coming through.
Forgive the interruption, General. Excuse me, coming through.
Frankie, Mojo, out.
Frankie, Mojo, out.
Freedom is your right.
Freedom is your right.
Freshmen aren't allowed to have cars.
Freshmen aren't allowed to have cars.
Frisbee. Whoo!
Frisbee. Whoo!
Fuel injected.
Fuel injected.
Fulfill your destiny.
Fulfill your destiny.
Full weapons deployment. Wheels up in 20 minutes!
Full weapons deployment. Wheels up in 20 minutes!
General, our alliance has countermanded 6 Decepticon incursions this year.
General, our alliance has countermanded 6 Decepticon incursions this year.
Get back!
Get back!
Get down, get down.
Get down, get down.
Get in here.
Get in here.
Get it out of here.
Get it out of here.
Get it. Write it down, write it.
Get it. Write it down, write it.
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
Get snipers and Stingers up high.
Get snipers and Stingers up high.
Get the hell of the couch, ya filthy beasts!
Get the hell of the couch, ya filthy beasts!
Get up, get up, get up, get up.
Get up, get up, get up, get up.
Gets rigged when China says gas leak.
Gets rigged when China says gas leak.
Getting ready to blow up our Sun.
Getting ready to blow up our Sun.
Give me the shot, they're gonna whack me,
Give me the shot, they're gonna whack me,
Give me your talk. Come on.
Give me your talk. Come on.
Give me.
Give me.
Go ahead, we'll, uh... We'll get your stuff.
Go ahead, we'll, uh... We'll get your stuff.
Go before the Decepticons find me
Go before the Decepticons find me
Go now, go!
Go now, go!
Go that way.
Go that way.
Go, go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go.
Go, go, go.
Go, right now!
Go, right now!
God made us in his image. Who made him?
God made us in his image. Who made him?
God, I hate you.
God, I hate you.
Going out to handle the world on its own.
Going out to handle the world on its own.
Good criminal record won't steal anything.
Good criminal record won't steal anything.
Good personal hygiene won't stab me in my sleep.
Good personal hygiene won't stab me in my sleep.
Got a visual! Yellow tee, four klicks.
Got a visual! Yellow tee, four klicks.
Got our dreams, bro.
Got our dreams, bro.
Got the tie bash disbandment,
Got the tie bash disbandment,
Grab it! Don't let go.
Grab it! Don't let go.
Guys! Oh, hey!
Guys! Oh, hey!
Hair grown like a chip, there, look it.
Hair grown like a chip, there, look it.
Hand to one. Requesting fire mission now!
Hand to one. Requesting fire mission now!
Hang in, man, I got this.
Hang in, man, I got this.
Hard pressed to say the job's getting done.
Hard pressed to say the job's getting done.
Has always been above reproach.
Has always been above reproach.
Has taken refuge here under my command.
Has taken refuge here under my command.
Have a kiss.
Have a kiss.
Have we checked these coordinates?
Have we checked these coordinates?
Have you had a song stuck in yours?
Have you had a song stuck in yours?
He came in to protect me instead.
He came in to protect me instead.
He despised the human race.
He despised the human race.
He did. He got so waste.
He did. He got so waste.
He didn't know I was in the house.
He didn't know I was in the house.
He got all these...
He got all these...
He knows something!
He knows something!
He knows something.
He knows something.
He sacrificed himself to save me.
He sacrificed himself to save me.
He's been looking to my site and thieving hits for ever!
He's been looking to my site and thieving hits for ever!
He's dead because of me.
He's dead because of me.
He's dropping the big one. Sam!
He's dropping the big one. Sam!
He's gonna get you to safety. You don't, you run.
He's gonna get you to safety. You don't, you run.
He's here.
He's here.
He's real sweet, Ma.
He's real sweet, Ma.
He's right over there, across the courtyard.
He's right over there, across the courtyard.
He's terrible to work for. He's always apocalypse, chaos...
He's terrible to work for. He's always apocalypse, chaos...
He's the one that they want.
He's the one that they want.
Hell, not pull the rudder or head two thirds.
Hell, not pull the rudder or head two thirds.
Hello I mean, uh, bon bonswa (good afternoon)!
Hello I mean, uh, bon bonswa (good afternoon)!
Hello. What a night. Yeah, baby, it's upgrade time.
Hello. What a night. Yeah, baby, it's upgrade time.
Here on one of the most secure naval bases in the world.
Here on one of the most secure naval bases in the world.
Here you go.
Here you go.
Here, here.
Here, here.
Here, take one of these pills.
Here, take one of these pills.
Here? On this planet?
Here? On this planet?
Here's the thing.
Here's the thing.
Hey alright, listen. It's getting a little intense in my room.
Hey alright, listen. It's getting a little intense in my room.
Hey bro, you need to listen to this, man.
Hey bro, you need to listen to this, man.
Hey kid, it's been nice knowing you.
Hey kid, it's been nice knowing you.
Hey, and his car is a talking robot!
Hey, and his car is a talking robot!
Hey, beautiful.
Hey, beautiful.
Hey, Bones.
Hey, Bones.
Hey, hey, hey! Don't go nowhere.
Hey, hey, hey! Don't go nowhere.
Hey, hey!
Hey, hey!
Hey, hey. Look.
Hey, hey. Look.
Hey, let me out, let me out!
Hey, let me out, let me out!
Hey, Mudflap.
Hey, Mudflap.
Hey, Professor. I'd do anything for an A.
Hey, Professor. I'd do anything for an A.
Hey, Sam! Watch your reach, huh?
Hey, Sam! Watch your reach, huh?
Hey, that frickin' hurt!
Hey, that frickin' hurt!
Hey, you have a great son. You really do.
Hey, you have a great son. You really do.
Hey, you. My son lives in this dorm.
Hey, you. My son lives in this dorm.
Hey! I don't know what's going on, but we gotta move.
Hey! I don't know what's going on, but we gotta move.
Hey! I think we're in Vegas!
Hey! I think we're in Vegas!
Hey! It's my cheat day. I can eat what I want.
Hey! It's my cheat day. I can eat what I want.
Hey! Still radioactive. Hands off.
Hey! Still radioactive. Hands off.
Hey! Who broke the frickin' yellow Camaro?
Hey! Who broke the frickin' yellow Camaro?
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hi, Bones. Hi!
Hi, Bones. Hi!
Hi! Oh yes, that's a good boy.
Hi! Oh yes, that's a good boy.
Hide, Sam! Hide.
Hide, Sam! Hide.
His suspects, they were a part of my mission
His suspects, they were a part of my mission
History of our race was contained within the All Spark,
History of our race was contained within the All Spark,
Hold on, everybody!
Hold on, everybody!
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold your fire!
Hold your fire!
Holy mother!
Holy mother!
Honestly, I don't know.
Honestly, I don't know.
Hope these F 16s got good aim.
Hope these F 16s got good aim.
Hope this little kid know what he's doing.
Hope this little kid know what he's doing.
Hot flare!
Hot flare!
Houston, we have a problem.
Houston, we have a problem.
How about I'll lay my piss in your face?
How about I'll lay my piss in your face?
How are ya?
How are ya?
How are you gonna get him halfway around the world?
How are you gonna get him halfway around the world?
How are you gonna make the call to Lennox?
How are you gonna make the call to Lennox?
How did that happen?
How did that happen?
How do I know?
How do I know?
How do you know it's going to work?
How do you know it's going to work?
How is it that we can't reach our men,
How is it that we can't reach our men,
How long are you gonna be riding that scooter?
How long are you gonna be riding that scooter?
How many times can you get tased in the nuts?
How many times can you get tased in the nuts?
Huh? There's a car on the run.
Huh? There's a car on the run.
Hundred miles from the location on that little map there.
Hundred miles from the location on that little map there.
I In the garage, now!
I In the garage, now!
I am directly below the enemy's scrotum.
I am directly below the enemy's scrotum.
I am going to kill you, slowly, painfully.
I am going to kill you, slowly, painfully.
I am now.
I am now.
I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message
I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message
I am the Alpha and the Omega.
I am the Alpha and the Omega.
I am the only one who everybody can spit, okay?
I am the only one who everybody can spit, okay?
I am where I'm supposed to be.
I am where I'm supposed to be.
I can eat all the freaking brownies I want!
I can eat all the freaking brownies I want!
I can handle it. These are my people.
I can handle it. These are my people.
I can tell that you really missed me a lot, Sam.
I can tell that you really missed me a lot, Sam.
I can't believe you're gonna stand me up on our first web chat date.
I can't believe you're gonna stand me up on our first web chat date.
I can't come home for Halloween, Mom.
I can't come home for Halloween, Mom.
I can't do that with you.
I can't do that with you.
I can't go to prison, guys!
I can't go to prison, guys!
I can't jump out of an airplane.
I can't jump out of an airplane.
I cannot live with this psychotic alien in my garage.
I cannot live with this psychotic alien in my garage.
I coached S 7's scrawny, drooly...
I coached S 7's scrawny, drooly...
I could snap your ribs off.
I could snap your ribs off.
I don't believe it.
I don't believe it.
I don't have my passport.
I don't have my passport.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't read it, but uh, these guys...
I don't read it, but uh, these guys...
I don't wanna die.
I don't wanna die.
I don't wanna go anywhere with you.
I don't wanna go anywhere with you.
I don't wanna go to France with you.
I don't wanna go to France with you.
I don't want to die! We're going to die! Oh my God!
I don't want to die! We're going to die! Oh my God!
I feel smarter already.
I feel smarter already.
I got a career, a dinky internet firm,
I got a career, a dinky internet firm,
I got a message for your classified space buddies.
I got a message for your classified space buddies.
I got to get to him right now.
I got to get to him right now.
I got wetnaps. I got wetnaps for your face.
I got wetnaps. I got wetnaps for your face.
I got you a couple of souveniers
I got you a couple of souveniers
I gotta get the tracker, alright.
I gotta get the tracker, alright.
I gotta go, okay. I hate the cops.
I gotta go, okay. I hate the cops.
I had a bit of a mild panic attack earlier, alright?
I had a bit of a mild panic attack earlier, alright?
I had a little Crabbot, placed the device
I had a little Crabbot, placed the device
I have operational command now.
I have operational command now.
I have to get to him right now.
I have to get to him right now.
I heard that.
I heard that.
I hope that dust works, kid.
I hope that dust works, kid.
I hope you had a lot of fun because this
I hope you had a lot of fun because this
I I don't think he's still following us.
I I don't think he's still following us.
I I'll eat my pizza quietly.
I I'll eat my pizza quietly.
I just want to be normal, Bee.
I just want to be normal, Bee.
I just wrote a 903 page Astronomy book at 32.6 seconds
I just wrote a 903 page Astronomy book at 32.6 seconds
I know and I I want to help you. I do.
I know and I I want to help you. I do.
I know you're freaking out. Don't freak out, don't freak out.
I know you're freaking out. Don't freak out, don't freak out.
I know you're pissed.
I know you're pissed.
I know, sir.
I know, sir.
I love Camaros.
I love Camaros.
I love it when you say cam shafts. Whisper it to me.
I love it when you say cam shafts. Whisper it to me.
I made you a long distance relationship kit.
I made you a long distance relationship kit.
I mean, I'm not on speed terms or whatever...
I mean, I'm not on speed terms or whatever...
I mean, what kind of dumbfucks accept ding my rim?
I mean, what kind of dumbfucks accept ding my rim?
I mean, you're suffocating in here.
I mean, you're suffocating in here.
I need
I need
I need a scout team.
I need a scout team.
I need the truck. The truck.
I need the truck. The truck.
I need you to pull it really hard.
I need you to pull it really hard.
I never did a thing worth doing until now.
I never did a thing worth doing until now.
I never heard of him.
I never heard of him.
I pleaded on my knees with S 7 to investigate it
I pleaded on my knees with S 7 to investigate it
I really am.
I really am.
I really don't know what to tell you,
I really don't know what to tell you,
I smell him.
I smell him.
I spent my whole adult life, coming a plan of aliens.
I spent my whole adult life, coming a plan of aliens.
I tell you, this guy did not age well.
I tell you, this guy did not age well.
I think aliens built that.
I think aliens built that.
I think I know someone who can help.
I think I know someone who can help.
I think I'm allowed that considering what I've been through
I think I'm allowed that considering what I've been through
I think that we have an opportunity here
I think that we have an opportunity here
I think this little bit Cube got stuck on my shirt.
I think this little bit Cube got stuck on my shirt.
I thought we could help each other.
I thought we could help each other.
I told them to hit the orange smoke.
I told them to hit the orange smoke.
I told you my name was Jetfire!
I told you my name was Jetfire!
I understand they arrived here after you sent a message into space.
I understand they arrived here after you sent a message into space.
I wanna dance.
I wanna dance.
I want hopes of prototype weapon pull a rail gun.
I want hopes of prototype weapon pull a rail gun.
I want you to pop green smoke and come back to those pillars.
I want you to pop green smoke and come back to those pillars.
I want you to run! Run!
I want you to run! Run!
I wanted to tell you about this earlier.
I wanted to tell you about this earlier.
I was getting a napkin for my drink.
I was getting a napkin for my drink.
I was overseeing the wrong planet.
I was overseeing the wrong planet.
I wasn't doing this.
I wasn't doing this.
I work for you now?
I work for you now?
I... adore you.
I... adore you.
I... I seek knowledge of the Cube. The Fallen demands me.
I... I seek knowledge of the Cube. The Fallen demands me.
I'll call you from Paris.
I'll call you from Paris.
I'll help throw their fire away.
I'll help throw their fire away.
I'll let you talk in five seconds.
I'll let you talk in five seconds.
I'll pour, you'll pour... We're gonna fix that, alright?
I'll pour, you'll pour... We're gonna fix that, alright?
I'm a mercenary goon bringer.
I'm a mercenary goon bringer.
I'm changing sides, I'm changing sides, Warrior Goddess!
I'm changing sides, I'm changing sides, Warrior Goddess!
I'm gonna back it up right now.
I'm gonna back it up right now.
I'm gonna be dating my spitzy, freaky freak on.
I'm gonna be dating my spitzy, freaky freak on.
I'm gonna be dead without that shot.
I'm gonna be dead without that shot.
I'm gonna get on a plane right now. I'll be there later this afternoon.
I'm gonna get on a plane right now. I'll be there later this afternoon.
I'm gonna get Optimus.
I'm gonna get Optimus.
I'm gonna so many Decepticons on your butt!
I'm gonna so many Decepticons on your butt!
I'm in the car, okay? You're not alone.
I'm in the car, okay? You're not alone.
I'm in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by goats.
I'm in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by goats.
I'm kind of nervous.
I'm kind of nervous.
I'm listening to you; you live with your mother.
I'm listening to you; you live with your mother.
I'm not gonna touch it,
I'm not gonna touch it,
I'm not impressed with your perverted mouth breathing.
I'm not impressed with your perverted mouth breathing.
I'm not mad.
I'm not mad.
I'm not some alien bounty hunter, alright?
I'm not some alien bounty hunter, alright?
I'm not taking you with me.
I'm not taking you with me.
I'm not talking to you for ten seconds. You have three seconds left.
I'm not talking to you for ten seconds. You have three seconds left.
I'm ordering you to stand down.
I'm ordering you to stand down.
I'm right here and I can hear you.
I'm right here and I can hear you.
I'm so sorry!
I'm so sorry!
I'm sorry and you're welcome.
I'm sorry and you're welcome.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry about your eye.
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry about your eye.
I'm the key to this.
I'm the key to this.
I'm trying to see if you're a normal guy,
I'm trying to see if you're a normal guy,
I'm ugly? Well, we twins, you stupid genius.
I'm ugly? Well, we twins, you stupid genius.
I'm watching what you're doing, Dad.
I'm watching what you're doing, Dad.
I've ever seen in my entire life.
I've ever seen in my entire life.
I've had a hell of a day.
I've had a hell of a day.
I've no time to talk, I'm on a mission!
I've no time to talk, I'm on a mission!
I've only known you 17 hours.
I've only known you 17 hours.
Identify yourself.
Identify yourself.
If they set on their way, they destroy the whole Universe.
If they set on their way, they destroy the whole Universe.
If this so called All Spark, now destroyed,
If this so called All Spark, now destroyed,
If you make that request, we will honor it.
If you make that request, we will honor it.
In a tomb made of their very own bodies.
In a tomb made of their very own bodies.
In moments, we'll be at siren strength.
In moments, we'll be at siren strength.
In one day.
In one day.
In the field for two years.
In the field for two years.
In the middle of nowhere.
In the middle of nowhere.
In the phase of the worst simultaneous attacks ever
In the phase of the worst simultaneous attacks ever
In the ultimate sacrifice, they gave their lives to seal the Matrix away
In the ultimate sacrifice, they gave their lives to seal the Matrix away
In this dimension. What about the other 17
In this dimension. What about the other 17
In time. For millenia, I have dreamed of my return
In time. For millenia, I have dreamed of my return
Inbound at 30,000 knot.
Inbound at 30,000 knot.
Incoming!
Incoming!
Incoming!
Incoming!
Ironhide, move it.
Ironhide, move it.
Ironhide, up for middle.
Ironhide, up for middle.
Ironhide, we should leave this planet.
Ironhide, we should leave this planet.
Is gonna keep me from leaving you?
Is gonna keep me from leaving you?
Is he alive?
Is he alive?
Is locked in an electromagnetic vault,
Is locked in an electromagnetic vault,
Is resting in peace
Is resting in peace
Is Sam home?
Is Sam home?
Is that good?
Is that good?
Is that the best you can do?
Is that the best you can do?
Is that the best you got, huh?
Is that the best you got, huh?
Is that your girlfriend?
Is that your girlfriend?
Is the future of our race not worth a single human life?
Is the future of our race not worth a single human life?
Is this co ed? This is a co ed dorm.
Is this co ed? This is a co ed dorm.
It can only transform.
It can only transform.
It divides Egypt and Jordan like the tip of a blade.
It divides Egypt and Jordan like the tip of a blade.
It feels good to grab your first.
It feels good to grab your first.
It is earned.
It is earned.
It is time.
It is time.
It is, and always has been, your destiny.
It is, and always has been, your destiny.
It was bedded right here.
It was bedded right here.
It was never designed for that purpose,
It was never designed for that purpose,
It wasn't my best toss, okay?
It wasn't my best toss, okay?
It works up and running.
It works up and running.
It would absolutely bring more harm than good.
It would absolutely bring more harm than good.
It'll work.
It'll work.
It's a big difference.
It's a big difference.
It's a bomb!
It's a bomb!
It's a choice.
It's a choice.
It's a high concentrate polymer they put in Oreo cookies.
It's a high concentrate polymer they put in Oreo cookies.
It's also called the Three Kings and the reason for that is
It's also called the Three Kings and the reason for that is
It's close. It's heading closer.
It's close. It's heading closer.
It's coming back, it's coming back.
It's coming back, it's coming back.
It's dead. Counter that.
It's dead. Counter that.
It's getting hotter.
It's getting hotter.
It's gotta be... around here somewhere.
It's gotta be... around here somewhere.
It's here somewhere, guys.
It's here somewhere, guys.
It's him. It's him! That's the guy right there.
It's him. It's him! That's the guy right there.
It's intensely personal decision. So much negativity.
It's intensely personal decision. So much negativity.
It's just like Hogwarts. Hi!
It's just like Hogwarts. Hi!
It's just that You know,
It's just that You know,
It's just that my low self esteem's at an all time high.
It's just that my low self esteem's at an all time high.
It's like getting humped in the neck by a mountain ox.
It's like getting humped in the neck by a mountain ox.
It's like the worst song ever, but you can't help
It's like the worst song ever, but you can't help
It's my Witwicky charm.
It's my Witwicky charm.
It's nasty.
It's nasty.
It's not a rap video.
It's not a rap video.
It's not fun for me, okay, Mikaela.
It's not fun for me, okay, Mikaela.
It's not the last time I'm gonna see you, you know, Bee.
It's not the last time I'm gonna see you, you know, Bee.
It's power, it's knowledge can never be destroyed.
It's power, it's knowledge can never be destroyed.
It's still too early to tell.
It's still too early to tell.
It's supposed to hurt. It's an ass kicking.
It's supposed to hurt. It's an ass kicking.
It's the fastest way to travel to Egypt.
It's the fastest way to travel to Egypt.
It's the same word as the other word.
It's the same word as the other word.
It's three ripple.
It's three ripple.
It's time for the world to know of our presence.
It's time for the world to know of our presence.
It's turning around.
It's turning around.
It's up to me.
It's up to me.
It's where it started. Look at me now.
It's where it started. Look at me now.
Itching, wretching, rust in my arse.
Itching, wretching, rust in my arse.
Jolt, electrify!
Jolt, electrify!
Judy, Judy. Just Just put it. Just put it.
Judy, Judy. Just Just put it. Just put it.
Judy, shh.
Judy, shh.
Judy!
Judy!
Junkyard drone.
Junkyard drone.
Just be careful, Sam.
Just be careful, Sam.
Just be careful, Sam.
Just be careful, Sam.
Just consider this the official start of a remodel, okay?
Just consider this the official start of a remodel, okay?
Just don't move.
Just don't move.
Just go ahead and check out your room.
Just go ahead and check out your room.
Just go in the garage, quietly please?
Just go in the garage, quietly please?
Just go! Just go!
Just go! Just go!
Just like a coach thing, you know.
Just like a coach thing, you know.
Just not on open phone line, okay?
Just not on open phone line, okay?
Just relax, you're looking nice well.
Just relax, you're looking nice well.
Just stop screaming right now. That's it.
Just stop screaming right now. That's it.
Just tell me what these symbols are.
Just tell me what these symbols are.
Keep going.
Keep going.
Kill him, Bee. Kill him.
Kill him, Bee. Kill him.
Kill Megatron. How about that?
Kill Megatron. How about that?
Kill such little one.
Kill such little one.
Killing track two.
Killing track two.
Kiss this, bitch.
Kiss this, bitch.
Kitten calendars.
Kitten calendars.
Know him?
Know him?
Ladies first.
Ladies first.
Land of dreams in there.
Land of dreams in there.
Lennox, I'm with the kid. The kid, you know?
Lennox, I'm with the kid. The kid, you know?
Lennox's team has the latest in quantum crypto gear.
Lennox's team has the latest in quantum crypto gear.
Leo, we got some bad news in Shanghai.
Leo, we got some bad news in Shanghai.
Let me out!
Let me out!
Let me show you around
Let me show you around
Let me stop you right there, Mr. Galloway.
Let me stop you right there, Mr. Galloway.
Let's get being moon and clear the birds!
Let's get being moon and clear the birds!
Let's get out of here.
Let's get out of here.
Let's go! Go!
Let's go! Go!
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's not get episodic, okay? Old timer.
Let's not get episodic, okay? Old timer.
Let's play some checkers. You can sit over there, and, uh...
Let's play some checkers. You can sit over there, and, uh...
Let's see how this day is going in this godforsaken desert.
Let's see how this day is going in this godforsaken desert.
Like Like dancing?
Like Like dancing?
Like a map to an Energon source.
Like a map to an Energon source.
Like a pairing? Like a duo, like a coupling?
Like a pairing? Like a duo, like a coupling?
Like a whole freaking movie
Like a whole freaking movie
Like satellite track us?
Like satellite track us?
Like what: Handing over the kid?
Like what: Handing over the kid?
Like what? Like Decepticon stolen?
Like what? Like Decepticon stolen?
Like why don't you get being chipped in prison.
Like why don't you get being chipped in prison.
Listen Sam, I know what I'm gonna do, man.
Listen Sam, I know what I'm gonna do, man.
Listen, Astronomy class, page 47, you remember the class?
Listen, Astronomy class, page 47, you remember the class?
Listen, listen. I'm a victim.
Listen, listen. I'm a victim.
Listen, we're going out. We're going out like men, understand?
Listen, we're going out. We're going out like men, understand?
Lock. Fire.
Lock. Fire.
Look at her now, so mature.
Look at her now, so mature.
Look out!
Look out!
Look what I found. It's your little baby booties.
Look what I found. It's your little baby booties.
Look, hold on, I need your help.
Look, hold on, I need your help.
Look, I am slowly losing my mind, okay?
Look, I am slowly losing my mind, okay?
Look, I'm just going to go to the authorities
Look, I'm just going to go to the authorities
Look, it's not my fault, okay?
Look, it's not my fault, okay?
Look, look around you.
Look, look around you.
Look, look, look, it's fake. Anybody can do on any computer, okay?
Look, look, look, it's fake. Anybody can do on any computer, okay?
Look, look. Follow him, follow him.
Look, look. Follow him, follow him.
Look, Mikaela is the greatest,
Look, Mikaela is the greatest,
Look, the guardian thing is done, okay? You did your job.
Look, the guardian thing is done, okay? You did your job.
Look, you ever had your stomach tounged by a mountain ox with a 5 foot tong?
Look, you ever had your stomach tounged by a mountain ox with a 5 foot tong?
Look, you're an Autobot.
Look, you're an Autobot.
Looking for something.
Looking for something.
Looks like Candian goosepoop.
Looks like Candian goosepoop.
Looks like we're right in the middle of it.
Looks like we're right in the middle of it.
Lost the boy, Master.
Lost the boy, Master.
Lost with its destruction.
Lost with its destruction.
Lot of people died.
Lot of people died.
Love you, Bee.
Love you, Bee.
Low profile, don't make a scene, okay?
Low profile, don't make a scene, okay?
Ma, you want me to cut my handle off or what?
Ma, you want me to cut my handle off or what?
Major Lennox told me to pull the cord.
Major Lennox told me to pull the cord.
Major Lennox, phone call.
Major Lennox, phone call.
Major, incoming SOS from Autobots.
Major, incoming SOS from Autobots.
Man collisional arm...
Man collisional arm...
Man, they'll pick up.
Man, they'll pick up.
March, young lady.
March, young lady.
Master, sorry to be the bearer of bad news,
Master, sorry to be the bearer of bad news,
Me and my family. This is my family.
Me and my family. This is my family.
Me, can you imagine that?
Me, can you imagine that?
Mean robots suck!
Mean robots suck!
Meaning you don't have to work for those
Meaning you don't have to work for those
Meat locker, now!
Meat locker, now!
Megatron said that there was another Energon source here.
Megatron said that there was another Energon source here.
Merge the Matrix with his Spark.
Merge the Matrix with his Spark.
Mi Mikaela, do not touch it, okay? Don't touch it.
Mi Mikaela, do not touch it, okay? Don't touch it.
Might as well call it dirt.
Might as well call it dirt.
Might freak me out.
Might freak me out.
Mikaela, okay, my great great grandfather went to this Arctic mission, right?
Mikaela, okay, my great great grandfather went to this Arctic mission, right?
Mikaela, okay, my great great grandfather went to this Arctic mission, right?
Mikaela, okay, my great great grandfather went to this Arctic mission, right?
Mikaela, wait... I can explain every
Mikaela, wait... I can explain every
Mikaela.
Mikaela.
Mikaela...
Mikaela...
Mike, put an SOS, let the eye in the sky know we need some help.
Mike, put an SOS, let the eye in the sky know we need some help.
Miserable, freaking Decepticons?
Miserable, freaking Decepticons?
Mojo, no dominating Frankie!
Mojo, no dominating Frankie!
Moron, where's the wifresh?
Moron, where's the wifresh?
Multiple Decepticon contacts in motion. Vicinity eastern United States, sir.
Multiple Decepticon contacts in motion. Vicinity eastern United States, sir.
My balls!
My balls!
My boosters are fried.
My boosters are fried.
My daughter.
My daughter.
My father, one was a wheel! The first wheel!
My father, one was a wheel! The first wheel!
My great great grandfather, Archibald Witwicky?
My great great grandfather, Archibald Witwicky?
My house is on fire!
My house is on fire!
My I.T. gurus.
My I.T. gurus.
My master, I failed you on Earth.
My master, I failed you on Earth.
My Matrix.
My Matrix.
My mind in other things.
My mind in other things.
Nah, you ain't seen nothing yet.
Nah, you ain't seen nothing yet.
Name's Wheelie.
Name's Wheelie.
National security.
National security.
Negative. NORAD confirmed
Negative. NORAD confirmed
NEST: Secret Operations, Diego Garcia, Indian Ocean
NEST: Secret Operations, Diego Garcia, Indian Ocean
Never destroy a planet with life.
Never destroy a planet with life.
New contact, bearing 214 and possible hostile
New contact, bearing 214 and possible hostile
New Jersey
New Jersey
Next time, you eat a goat or a pig.
Next time, you eat a goat or a pig.
Next to the cam shafts.
Next to the cam shafts.
Nice timing, Dad.
Nice timing, Dad.
No more disguises, no mercy!
No more disguises, no mercy!
No more security clearance, no retirement, no nothing.
No more security clearance, no retirement, no nothing.
No more Sun.
No more Sun.
No one is above reproach.
No one is above reproach.
No one's popping any caps in any asses, okay?
No one's popping any caps in any asses, okay?
No, Dad.
No, Dad.
No, he didn't even say goodbye.
No, he didn't even say goodbye.
No, I got other ideas for your room
No, I got other ideas for your room
No, like a... like a GPS, All Star.
No, like a... like a GPS, All Star.
No, listen to my discussion.
No, listen to my discussion.
No, listen, okay. Don't be sucking the sack, bro.
No, listen, okay. Don't be sucking the sack, bro.
No, man, I've seen them. They are like these, uh, robots...
No, man, I've seen them. They are like these, uh, robots...
No, no, no, the source is before.
No, no, no, the source is before.
No, no, not the United States. I'm from the United States,
No, no, not the United States. I'm from the United States,
No, they are diamond, filled with a throbbing,
No, they are diamond, filled with a throbbing,
No, this is my universe here. Do you understand?
No, this is my universe here. Do you understand?
No, we we don't really do much reading.
No, we we don't really do much reading.
No, we do not work for the CIA.
No, we do not work for the CIA.
No, we got an air strike coming.
No, we got an air strike coming.
No, you can't give me the silence. You know what?
No, you can't give me the silence. You know what?
No. No.
No. No.
No. We take our orders direct from Chairman Morshower.
No. We take our orders direct from Chairman Morshower.
Nobody messes with the twins.
Nobody messes with the twins.
Nobody's tested me. In your face!
Nobody's tested me. In your face!
North Atlantic, 07:13 AM
North Atlantic, 07:13 AM
Not on my watch.
Not on my watch.
Not on my watch.
Not on my watch.
Not right now. We're on the plane, you dumbass!
Not right now. We're on the plane, you dumbass!
Not to call you a coward, Master, but sometimes,
Not to call you a coward, Master, but sometimes,
Not today.
Not today.
Nothing! But he did so with honor, dignity and
Nothing! But he did so with honor, dignity and
Now how about I park my foot in your ass?
Now how about I park my foot in your ass?
Now I'm crying again. This sucks!
Now I'm crying again. This sucks!
Now if you've got a battleship in the gulf
Now if you've got a battleship in the gulf
Now its last hope in the final hour of need.
Now its last hope in the final hour of need.
Now let me show you how we brought them pain in my day.
Now let me show you how we brought them pain in my day.
Now look into my eyes, and tighten up that spare tank.
Now look into my eyes, and tighten up that spare tank.
Now that's rude.
Now that's rude.
Now with your permission, I can't let you see him
Now with your permission, I can't let you see him
Now, what do we know so far?
Now, what do we know so far?
Number 42, we got your... Right here...
Number 42, we got your... Right here...
Of course not. I've never jumped out of a publicly good airplane before.
Of course not. I've never jumped out of a publicly good airplane before.
Of the trust we share.
Of the trust we share.
Oh God, please God,
Oh God, please God,
Oh God, this is it. The pyramids built right over the machine.
Oh God, this is it. The pyramids built right over the machine.
Oh God, wait!
Oh God, wait!
Oh God, who is this?
Oh God, who is this?
Oh God!
Oh God!
Oh God! It's a fire!
Oh God! It's a fire!
Oh look who showed up.
Oh look who showed up.
Oh my God, I can't believe I once had sex with her in my dream.
Oh my God, I can't believe I once had sex with her in my dream.
Oh my God, oh my God. Checkpoint, checkpoint.
Oh my God, oh my God. Checkpoint, checkpoint.
Oh my God, you know to hot wire a car?
Oh my God, you know to hot wire a car?
Oh my little baby, booty boy, you can't go.
Oh my little baby, booty boy, you can't go.
Oh shit, it's a Decepticon!
Oh shit, it's a Decepticon!
Oh shit, it's a trick.
Oh shit, it's a trick.
Oh yeah, why?
Oh yeah, why?
Oh, big son of a bitch!
Oh, big son of a bitch!
Oh, for Pete's sakes.
Oh, for Pete's sakes.
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God. Oh, it's in my mouth. Oh...
Oh, God. Oh, it's in my mouth. Oh...
Oh, hey!
Oh, hey!
Oh, I got this at the bake sale for the environment
Oh, I got this at the bake sale for the environment
Oh, I know that. That's the language of the Primes.
Oh, I know that. That's the language of the Primes.
Oh, I said, fire!
Oh, I said, fire!
Oh, jeez!
Oh, jeez!
Oh, jeez!
Oh, jeez!
Oh, jeez.
Oh, jeez.
Oh, just some fun? Oh yeah, okay.
Oh, just some fun? Oh yeah, okay.
Oh, look, who came stashing and back.
Oh, look, who came stashing and back.
Oh, Ma...
Oh, Ma...
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! The symbols.
Oh, my God! The symbols.
Oh, my God! You beautiful face, this will be a perfect moment.
Oh, my God! You beautiful face, this will be a perfect moment.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. It's her.
Oh, my God. It's her.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, so you're a vegetarian. Alright, it's cool. I am too.
Oh, so you're a vegetarian. Alright, it's cool. I am too.
Oh, that single's good!
Oh, that single's good!
Oh, the museum's gonna be very angry.
Oh, the museum's gonna be very angry.
Oh, they'll translate those symbols for ya.
Oh, they'll translate those symbols for ya.
Oh, well aren't you the sweetest thing?
Oh, well aren't you the sweetest thing?
Oh, will you give him my closet?
Oh, will you give him my closet?
Oh, you were a victim? Of what?
Oh, you were a victim? Of what?
Okay so how do we stop it?
Okay so how do we stop it?
Okay, and that these symbols,
Okay, and that these symbols,
Okay, Captain Wilder,
Okay, Captain Wilder,
Okay, cheapo.
Okay, cheapo.
Okay, Cube brain.
Okay, Cube brain.
Okay, files, files.
Okay, files, files.
Okay, first thing we gotta do is get Optimus to Dagger's Tip.
Okay, first thing we gotta do is get Optimus to Dagger's Tip.
Okay, I'm very ticklish.
Okay, I'm very ticklish.
Okay, listen to my voice. I love you and I need you.
Okay, listen to my voice. I love you and I need you.
Okay, now let's get this show on the road.
Okay, now let's get this show on the road.
Okay, remember I was telling you about
Okay, remember I was telling you about
Okay, remember I was telling you about, okay...
Okay, remember I was telling you about, okay...
Okay, so tonight, you're gonna be a gentleman.
Okay, so tonight, you're gonna be a gentleman.
Okay, so what else's going right now, alright,
Okay, so what else's going right now, alright,
Okay, that's that's a good idea.
Okay, that's that's a good idea.
Okay, what were you saying?
Okay, what were you saying?
Okay? I'll find you when you're safe.
Okay? I'll find you when you're safe.
Okay? I'm not gonna torch it.
Okay? I'm not gonna torch it.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Well, that's great. Let me do a quick search, alright?
Okay. Well, that's great. Let me do a quick search, alright?
On his defense, this is the biggest doorway
On his defense, this is the biggest doorway
One man, alone, betrayed by the country he loves,
One man, alone, betrayed by the country he loves,
One mile radius.
One mile radius.
One time we hacked this site
One time we hacked this site
One, two, three.
One, two, three.
Only a Prime can defeat me, and now only one remains.
Only a Prime can defeat me, and now only one remains.
Only a Prime can defeat the Fallen.
Only a Prime can defeat the Fallen.
Only to help spawn our new army,
Only to help spawn our new army,
Op, get up!
Op, get up!
Optimus, take my parts.
Optimus, take my parts.
Or you want to help save a gazillion lives?
Or you want to help save a gazillion lives?
Or, like a like a map!
Or, like a like a map!
Origin: Unknown.
Origin: Unknown.
Orion, the great hunter.
Orion, the great hunter.
Our last descendant, with courage and with sacrifice.
Our last descendant, with courage and with sacrifice.
Our satellites in the area have gone blind.
Our satellites in the area have gone blind.
Our topic that's a developing story for you,
Our topic that's a developing story for you,
Our worlds have met before.
Our worlds have met before.
Out of my way, you wild hair!
Out of my way, you wild hair!
Ow, man, you shot me in the face!
Ow, man, you shot me in the face!
Ow, that's my eye, you crazy bitch!
Ow, that's my eye, you crazy bitch!
Ow! Oh, God! You okay?
Ow! Oh, God! You okay?
Papa, bad news, bro.
Papa, bad news, bro.
Pentagon, Washington D.C.
Pentagon, Washington D.C.
Pentagon: NEST Central Command
Pentagon: NEST Central Command
People could've gotten killed, okay? And if I would have gotten hurt,
People could've gotten killed, okay? And if I would have gotten hurt,
Perhaps, they are right.
Perhaps, they are right.
Phone 9 1 1.
Phone 9 1 1.
Please get off!
Please get off!
Please God, I'm gonna freak out. Please do something right now, Dad.
Please God, I'm gonna freak out. Please do something right now, Dad.
Please listen
Please listen
Please, please come back to me. Sam, please! I love you!
Please, please come back to me. Sam, please! I love you!
Plus, you haven't said it either.
Plus, you haven't said it either.
Pop some more flares so that the kid can find us.
Pop some more flares so that the kid can find us.
Post it, baby. Go, go, go! FTJ, FTJ!
Post it, baby. Go, go, go! FTJ, FTJ!
Power's out! Get the cops out!
Power's out! Get the cops out!
Precious cargo's coming.
Precious cargo's coming.
Predator's air one.
Predator's air one.
Prepare for a systems' override.
Prepare for a systems' override.
President Obama is being flown to a bunker,
President Obama is being flown to a bunker,
Presidential order, Major.
Presidential order, Major.
Pretty girls.
Pretty girls.
Pretty stout with my mother.
Pretty stout with my mother.
Prime sonar now holds six contacts and they're coming up fast.
Prime sonar now holds six contacts and they're coming up fast.
Project Black Knife.
Project Black Knife.
Project came from beyond our atmosphere
Project came from beyond our atmosphere
Pull the pin and open some air,
Pull the pin and open some air,
Punk ass Decepticon,
Punk ass Decepticon,
Put it in your purse, right now.
Put it in your purse, right now.
Put your hand down, put your hand down.
Put your hand down, put your hand down.
Ran out of toilet paper, you got any out here?
Ran out of toilet paper, you got any out here?
Really, you need my help?
Really, you need my help?
Really?
Really?
Remember as everything that I say.
Remember as everything that I say.
Remember what I did for my country.
Remember what I did for my country.
Remember your friendly!
Remember your friendly!
Repeats itself... Kitten calendar, kitten calendar,
Repeats itself... Kitten calendar, kitten calendar,
Retrieve it.
Retrieve it.
Return now to Optimus,
Return now to Optimus,
Right now, we need air support.
Right now, we need air support.
Right over there! See it?
Right over there! See it?
Right.
Right.
Robo Warrior has a main competition, our conspiracy step.
Robo Warrior has a main competition, our conspiracy step.
Robots, in disguise. Hiding here.
Robots, in disguise. Hiding here.
Ron, can you smell it?
Ron, can you smell it?
Ron, did you know it was gonna be
Ron, did you know it was gonna be
Ron, Ron! Let him go.
Ron, Ron! Let him go.
Run it. Run for his feet!
Run it. Run for his feet!
Run!
Run!
Sakers, pal. Oldest of the old.
Sakers, pal. Oldest of the old.
Sam, fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing.
Sam, fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing.
Sam, get to the pillars!
Sam, get to the pillars!
Sam, I knew there were something special about you.
Sam, I knew there were something special about you.
Sam, it's fine. It's locked away, no one knows where it is.
Sam, it's fine. It's locked away, no one knows where it is.
Sam, run.
Sam, run.
Sam, Sam.
Sam, Sam.
Sam, you gotta get off this road and lay low.
Sam, you gotta get off this road and lay low.
Sam, your bed buddy, Alice.
Sam, your bed buddy, Alice.
Sam!
Sam!
Sam!
Sam!
Sam!
Sam!
Sam!
Sam!
Sam!
Sam!
Sam!
Sam!
Sam!
Sam!
Sam?
Sam?
Sam.
Sam.
Sam... I think he died but, why don't we check?
Sam... I think he died but, why don't we check?
Sammy!
Sammy!
Says Ancient Sumerian used to call the Gulf of Aqaba
Says Ancient Sumerian used to call the Gulf of Aqaba
Scramble predators now.
Scramble predators now.
Sea shard, make Energon.
Sea shard, make Energon.
Secure the village. Get those cases down here.
Secure the village. Get those cases down here.
Secured line to JCS is up, Major.
Secured line to JCS is up, Major.
Secured line to the Pentagon now.
Secured line to the Pentagon now.
Semi pulls and days, show yourselves!
Semi pulls and days, show yourselves!
Shanghai, China, 22:14, Today
Shanghai, China, 22:14, Today
Sharsky hacked campus house and stacked the dorm with pretty beddies.
Sharsky hacked campus house and stacked the dorm with pretty beddies.
She went there, she went there!
She went there, she went there!
She's coming. She sees me, she sees me.
She's coming. She sees me, she sees me.
Should you talk to your Autobot friends?
Should you talk to your Autobot friends?
Show me Who's next ?
Show me Who's next ?
Show us.
Show us.
Simmons, Leo, wake up!
Simmons, Leo, wake up!
Sir, you are a grown naked man around showing...
Sir, you are a grown naked man around showing...
Slip it under your tongue,
Slip it under your tongue,
Slow down. The dagger's tip, the key,
Slow down. The dagger's tip, the key,
Smithsonian Air and Space Museum.
Smithsonian Air and Space Museum.
So does Jeamby, Cheater. It's a baseball thing.
So does Jeamby, Cheater. It's a baseball thing.
So he just dropped off ten tonnes of dead robot
So he just dropped off ten tonnes of dead robot
So he's dead.
So he's dead.
So I can't comment or speculate.
So I can't comment or speculate.
So it's like an aerial staring straight in the face.
So it's like an aerial staring straight in the face.
So keep it tight.
So keep it tight.
So our mission is to find him and get him to Optimus.
So our mission is to find him and get him to Optimus.
So the same energy that's going to be used to reactivate the machine...
So the same energy that's going to be used to reactivate the machine...
So then how do you get us to the Matrix before the Decepticons get to me?
So then how do you get us to the Matrix before the Decepticons get to me?
So there's no reason for me to come say goodbye to you.
So there's no reason for me to come say goodbye to you.
So this sacrifice was...
So this sacrifice was...
So we can all have a little bit assemblance and peace of mind?
So we can all have a little bit assemblance and peace of mind?
So we're shipped in back to base.
So we're shipped in back to base.
So you covered the gates, huh, you know.
So you covered the gates, huh, you know.
So you just call doctor inspection,
So you just call doctor inspection,
So you met a Prime?
So you met a Prime?
So you think you can make it
So you think you can make it
So you think you got it rough?
So you think you got it rough?
So, goodbye, you never saw me. I got bagels to schmidt.
So, goodbye, you never saw me. I got bagels to schmidt.
So, tell me, how did they end up all drawing the same thing?
So, tell me, how did they end up all drawing the same thing?
Soldier, you're paid to shoot; not talk.
Soldier, you're paid to shoot; not talk.
Some mixes and candles and stuff...
Some mixes and candles and stuff...
Somebody tried to kill me, I'd be upset too.
Somebody tried to kill me, I'd be upset too.
Someone had to take command.
Someone had to take command.
Something just happened to me, okay?
Something just happened to me, okay?
Something wrong here?
Something wrong here?
Something's not right, it doesn't add up.
Something's not right, it doesn't add up.
Sometimes, you get to the end of the rainbow
Sometimes, you get to the end of the rainbow
Somewhere buried in this desert, our ancestors built a great machine.
Somewhere buried in this desert, our ancestors built a great machine.
Somewhere in the middle of the United States.
Somewhere in the middle of the United States.
Somewhere, buried in this desert,
Somewhere, buried in this desert,
Sorry, fellas.
Sorry, fellas.
Sounds cute, I can't wait.
Sounds cute, I can't wait.
Sounds to me like something's coming.
Sounds to me like something's coming.
Soundwave acknowledges. Pursue her.
Soundwave acknowledges. Pursue her.
Space, time, gravity.
Space, time, gravity.
Sports center, high dreaming TV or something?
Sports center, high dreaming TV or something?
Spotted Sam.
Spotted Sam.
Starscream, I'm home.
Starscream, I'm home.
Stay still, stay still. Don't move.
Stay still, stay still. Don't move.
Stop complaining.
Stop complaining.
Stop laughing. This is serious.
Stop laughing. This is serious.
Surrendered no choice, but to steal and hide it from him.
Surrendered no choice, but to steal and hide it from him.
Surrounded by societs detection nets
Surrounded by societs detection nets
Take a number, young man.
Take a number, young man.
Take him down!
Take him down!
Take that scrap metal back to Diego Garcia.
Take that scrap metal back to Diego Garcia.
Talk to him.
Talk to him.
Technically, I'm like a hostage. This is kidnapping. Enough
Technically, I'm like a hostage. This is kidnapping. Enough
Tell me, is that robot civil war still going on?
Tell me, is that robot civil war still going on?
Thank you for believing in me.
Thank you for believing in me.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks. Cheers!
Thanks. Cheers!
That ain't Air Force.
That ain't Air Force.
That deadly machine remains.
That deadly machine remains.
That I was obsessed!
That I was obsessed!
That is 9,300 fathoms down.
That is 9,300 fathoms down.
That our national security is best served
That our national security is best served
That really, really hurts.
That really, really hurts.
That those boys were having.
That those boys were having.
That was a test. You passed, alright?
That was a test. You passed, alright?
That was my CIA contact.
That was my CIA contact.
That was my mission. It's your mission now.
That was my mission. It's your mission now.
That when our national security is at stake,
That when our national security is at stake,
That you bet that cannot be mentioned on cellphone.
That you bet that cannot be mentioned on cellphone.
That's 'cause you're a pussy.
That's 'cause you're a pussy.
That's a good question.
That's a good question.
That's a really creepy move just now, Dad.
That's a really creepy move just now, Dad.
That's classified.
That's classified.
That's fine, 1 2 5.
That's fine, 1 2 5.
That's him.
That's him.
That's incredible. It's first day of college,
That's incredible. It's first day of college,
That's like That's Cybertonian.
That's like That's Cybertonian.
That's not good.
That's not good.
That's not the word that I wanna hear really now.
That's not the word that I wanna hear really now.
That's not what Optimus would want.
That's not what Optimus would want.
That's old school, yo.
That's old school, yo.
That's Orion's belt.
That's Orion's belt.
That's them right there. You see the flare?
That's them right there. You see the flare?
That's what you think.
That's what you think.
That's your one warning patrolling, dude.
That's your one warning patrolling, dude.
The aircraft carrier, USS Roosevelt, goes down off the East Coast
The aircraft carrier, USS Roosevelt, goes down off the East Coast
The All Spark is destroyed,
The All Spark is destroyed,
The Autobots must be shielding the signals.
The Autobots must be shielding the signals.
The boy can lead us to it.
The boy can lead us to it.
The boy has been found.
The boy has been found.
The boy will not escape us. We have him in our sights.
The boy will not escape us. We have him in our sights.
The Cube is merely a vessel.
The Cube is merely a vessel.
The Dagger's Tip, right?
The Dagger's Tip, right?
The Fall and Search, I remember now.
The Fall and Search, I remember now.
The Fallen knows where it is.
The Fallen knows where it is.
The Fallen shall rise again.
The Fallen shall rise again.
The Fallen shall rise again.
The Fallen shall rise again.
The Fallen. Meaning what?
The Fallen. Meaning what?
The Fallen... shall rise again?
The Fallen... shall rise again?
The FBI, CIA and Interpol
The FBI, CIA and Interpol
The female has the Cube fragment.
The female has the Cube fragment.
The first frat party's the game change of boys,
The first frat party's the game change of boys,
The key to saving our race now lies within his mind.
The key to saving our race now lies within his mind.
The life blood of our race.
The life blood of our race.
The maps in my head would lead him there.
The maps in my head would lead him there.
The Matrix of Leadership is not found.
The Matrix of Leadership is not found.
The Matrix.
The Matrix.
The museum is closed.
The museum is closed.
The museum is now closing.
The museum is now closing.
The NEST protecting NBE 1 are screening, sir.
The NEST protecting NBE 1 are screening, sir.
The only remaining piece of your alien All Spark
The only remaining piece of your alien All Spark
The only way to activate it is with a legendary key
The only way to activate it is with a legendary key
The original Decepticon.
The original Decepticon.
The pants are to be driven like never before.
The pants are to be driven like never before.
The President is, uh...
The President is, uh...
The roar of the engine. It just, tickles me.
The roar of the engine. It just, tickles me.
The secret is out. This is our war now.
The secret is out. This is our war now.
The Shard is gone.
The Shard is gone.
The symbols that have been rattling around in my head.
The symbols that have been rattling around in my head.
The three Egyptian kings who built the pyramids in Giza built them
The three Egyptian kings who built the pyramids in Giza built them
The Tomb of the Primes.
The Tomb of the Primes.
The Transformers; they've been here a long, long time.
The Transformers; they've been here a long, long time.
The virtues of a leader.
The virtues of a leader.
The voices and the symbols in my head led us here...
The voices and the symbols in my head led us here...
The world broadcast is a satellite hacking.
The world broadcast is a satellite hacking.
Then I'm not gonna torch your other eye.
Then I'm not gonna torch your other eye.
Then the boy will lead us to him
Then the boy will lead us to him
Then, people, we've got a problem.
Then, people, we've got a problem.
There he is!
There he is!
There he is.
There he is.
There he is. We got a couple of miles.
There he is. We got a couple of miles.
There is a mother of all non biologicals
There is a mother of all non biologicals
There is a reason that we're here.
There is a reason that we're here.
There isn't a tighter shirt. We checked.
There isn't a tighter shirt. We checked.
There it is.
There it is.
There's been a major toxic spill on the Shanghai Central District.
There's been a major toxic spill on the Shanghai Central District.
There's gonna be a lot of women there.
There's gonna be a lot of women there.
There's no way you're packed
There's no way you're packed
There's nothing here.
There's nothing here.
There's nothing that you could have done.
There's nothing that you could have done.
There's now five guards. Five guards.
There's now five guards. Five guards.
There's some things you just can't change.
There's some things you just can't change.
There's something. They dive that deep, that fast.
There's something. They dive that deep, that fast.
These are no mere twinkling diamonds
These are no mere twinkling diamonds
These symbols can lead us to the Energon source.
These symbols can lead us to the Energon source.
These vivid symbols,
These vivid symbols,
They all point due east towards Jordan.
They all point due east towards Jordan.
They can track us?
They can track us?
They can track us. Do you see this?
They can track us. Do you see this?
They can....
They can....
They got cheap apartments in campus.
They got cheap apartments in campus.
They got your face all over the news, alien boy.
They got your face all over the news, alien boy.
They gotta mean something, like a message...
They gotta mean something, like a message...
They had to evac the area for search and rescue.
They had to evac the area for search and rescue.
They have assumed Condition Delta,
They have assumed Condition Delta,
They have cams at top.
They have cams at top.
They just haven't end like this.
They just haven't end like this.
They only recorded
They only recorded
They were on an exploratory mission to harvest Energon,
They were on an exploratory mission to harvest Energon,
They were your brothers too.
They were your brothers too.
They'll track you here in seconds.
They'll track you here in seconds.
They're clearly searching around the world for something.
They're clearly searching around the world for something.
They're genuinely amazing... in bed.
They're genuinely amazing... in bed.
They're gone.
They're gone.
They're gonna kill us all anyway.
They're gonna kill us all anyway.
They're here to hunt you.
They're here to hunt you.
They're lying to us, alright.
They're lying to us, alright.
They're symbols but they are in my mind.
They're symbols but they are in my mind.
Thing's got alien tattoos all over.
Thing's got alien tattoos all over.
This a family museum, sir.
This a family museum, sir.
This ain't good. This ain't good.
This ain't good. This ain't good.
This car It just has a lot of problems.
This car It just has a lot of problems.
This departure: 2100 hours.
This departure: 2100 hours.
This fool is terribly misinformed.
This fool is terribly misinformed.
This guy, Robo Warrior...
This guy, Robo Warrior...
This guy's a legend, like like the Chairman of the Board.
This guy's a legend, like like the Chairman of the Board.
This is a fricking House of Horrors.
This is a fricking House of Horrors.
This is Agent Seymour Simmons, head of the Sector Seven.
This is Agent Seymour Simmons, head of the Sector Seven.
This is central at stake.
This is central at stake.
This is gonna really change our lives.
This is gonna really change our lives.
This is hard enough, man,
This is hard enough, man,
This is it.
This is it.
This is just called blending in like a ninja.
This is just called blending in like a ninja.
This is just the start.
This is just the start.
This is kinda bad, man. What's wrong with you?
This is kinda bad, man. What's wrong with you?
This is Lennox.
This is Lennox.
This is my moment.
This is my moment.
This is not your planet to rule.
This is not your planet to rule.
This is our first live chat date. Never done it before.
This is our first live chat date. Never done it before.
This is over!
This is over!
This is standard procedure. I'm just following orders to the letter.
This is standard procedure. I'm just following orders to the letter.
This is the part that
This is the part that
This is the part which they found silicon.
This is the part which they found silicon.
This is what you want. I'm here.
This is what you want. I'm here.
This is what you want. You don't want 'em.
This is what you want. You don't want 'em.
This isn't how it's supposed to end.
This isn't how it's supposed to end.
This isn't over.
This isn't over.
This makes six enemy contacts in eight months.
This makes six enemy contacts in eight months.
This planet was visited by our race once before
This planet was visited by our race once before
This planet will be dark forever.
This planet will be dark forever.
This thing is blowing to a whole another level, alright.
This thing is blowing to a whole another level, alright.
This thing's gonna give me a heart attack, I swear.
This thing's gonna give me a heart attack, I swear.
This way.
This way.
Thousands of years turned to dust.
Thousands of years turned to dust.
Three kings will reveal the doorway.
Three kings will reveal the doorway.
Three minutes until evacuation's complete, sir.
Three minutes until evacuation's complete, sir.
Through those East Coast winners without me?
Through those East Coast winners without me?
Till we discovered an alien race together.
Till we discovered an alien race together.
Time chop. Let's go!
Time chop. Let's go!
Time discovered story in this one is toxic spill.
Time discovered story in this one is toxic spill.
Time has come for my master's arrival.
Time has come for my master's arrival.
Time to get my sexy on.
Time to get my sexy on.
Tip of the Red Sea, Gulf of Aqaba.
Tip of the Red Sea, Gulf of Aqaba.
To each other at all.
To each other at all.
To hear of your... resurrection.
To hear of your... resurrection.
To keep me interested?
To keep me interested?
To mear those stars.
To mear those stars.
To start a new and and develop our relationship,
To start a new and and develop our relationship,
To that wretched planet, where I too was once betrayed,
To that wretched planet, where I too was once betrayed,
Together, we form an alliance with the humans.
Together, we form an alliance with the humans.
Too old for this crap.
Too old for this crap.
Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen
Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen
Uh oh. Uh, Leo. Bad news, we just got scooped.
Uh oh. Uh, Leo. Bad news, we just got scooped.
Uh, sorry, I already set up the crib. Do you want this side or that side?
Uh, sorry, I already set up the crib. Do you want this side or that side?
Uh, what about this economy? It's crazy, isn't it?
Uh, what about this economy? It's crazy, isn't it?
Unarching their course, somewhere heading to New York and Philadelphia.
Unarching their course, somewhere heading to New York and Philadelphia.
Under my skin.
Under my skin.
Undercover, yo, you gotta blend in with your surrounding.
Undercover, yo, you gotta blend in with your surrounding.
United States.
United States.
Unless you turn over this boy.
Unless you turn over this boy.
Until I get my man child father rushed out of prison,
Until I get my man child father rushed out of prison,
Until I've reached the climax of my lecture.
Until I've reached the climax of my lecture.
Until one of them tried to defy this rule.
Until one of them tried to defy this rule.
US Air Force. C 17s.
US Air Force. C 17s.
US Military Satellite
US Military Satellite
US teams deactivated, Major.
US teams deactivated, Major.
USS Stenin 0 9 0, you are approved to drop a 2,000
USS Stenin 0 9 0, you are approved to drop a 2,000
USS Topeka SSN 754
USS Topeka SSN 754
Very angry. We gotta catch that plane!
Very angry. We gotta catch that plane!
Virgo... the virgin.
Virgo... the virgin.
W wait, old spinal called based organisms.
W wait, old spinal called based organisms.
W Wait, who are you?
W Wait, who are you?
W Wait...
W Wait...
W What were you gonna say?
W What were you gonna say?
W Which, what country am I in right now?
W Which, what country am I in right now?
Wait a minute, is this really happening?
Wait a minute, is this really happening?
Wait a minute, you know this guy?
Wait a minute, you know this guy?
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Wait a second.
Wait a second.
Wait a second...
Wait a second...
Wait another time.
Wait another time.
Wait, hold on. Wait, hold on a second.
Wait, hold on. Wait, hold on a second.
Wait, it's me. Leo, me, Leo, Leo. Leo.
Wait, it's me. Leo, me, Leo, Leo. Leo.
Wait, there is no negotiating with them.
Wait, there is no negotiating with them.
Wait, wait, wait. C Can I just sit and watch?
Wait, wait, wait. C Can I just sit and watch?
Wait, what was that? What's that?
Wait, what was that? What's that?
Wait! Wait!
Wait! Wait!
Wanna throw it down, you pubic fro head?
Wanna throw it down, you pubic fro head?
Watch out!
Watch out!
Watch where you're supposed to go!
Watch where you're supposed to go!
We 'bout to get our asses whooped.
We 'bout to get our asses whooped.
We also know that
We also know that
We call it the Hot Freshmen 55.
We call it the Hot Freshmen 55.
We can destroy your cities at will.
We can destroy your cities at will.
We cannot let him reach Optimus.
We cannot let him reach Optimus.
We detected radioactive signatures all across the country.
We detected radioactive signatures all across the country.
We didn't just go through everything we went through for no reason at all.
We didn't just go through everything we went through for no reason at all.
We do... more than you know.
We do... more than you know.
We get a pretty hundred satellites up there.
We get a pretty hundred satellites up there.
We got a half a mile.
We got a half a mile.
We got a seatbelt malfunction. We gotta have to divert...
We got a seatbelt malfunction. We gotta have to divert...
We got a whole load of flight coming our way!
We got a whole load of flight coming our way!
We got Echo's. Vamos.
We got Echo's. Vamos.
We got ourselves a dalion remodelling a pyramid.
We got ourselves a dalion remodelling a pyramid.
We got six hostiles coming down.
We got six hostiles coming down.
We got the cops.
We got the cops.
We gotta find somebody who can.
We gotta find somebody who can.
We gotta get that box.
We gotta get that box.
We gotta make sure this one does not get out the public axe
We gotta make sure this one does not get out the public axe
We gotta split up.
We gotta split up.
We have been watching you. A long, long time.
We have been watching you. A long, long time.
We have intel that I believe warns an immediate debrief.
We have intel that I believe warns an immediate debrief.
We have lived among you, hidden...
We have lived among you, hidden...
We hunt for what remains of our Decepticon foes,
We hunt for what remains of our Decepticon foes,
We know that the enemy leader,
We know that the enemy leader,
We make it right when we turn myself in.
We make it right when we turn myself in.
We must tear the brain!
We must tear the brain!
We need to be ready to back him up, if this thing goes hot.
We need to be ready to back him up, if this thing goes hot.
We placed it under human protection at your government's request.
We placed it under human protection at your government's request.
We shouldn't, uh, stare... I mean, share stories...
We shouldn't, uh, stare... I mean, share stories...
We will bring you any new information
We will bring you any new information
We will destroy the world, as you know it.
We will destroy the world, as you know it.
We'll have the ambush set.
We'll have the ambush set.
We'll make it work, I promise.
We'll make it work, I promise.
We'll walk through the middle with Arcee and Ironhide.
We'll walk through the middle with Arcee and Ironhide.
We're dead, bro. FBI, CIA, we're wanted fugitives now.
We're dead, bro. FBI, CIA, we're wanted fugitives now.
We're going on a journey together,
We're going on a journey together,
We're going to get one of your falafels, thank you!
We're going to get one of your falafels, thank you!
We're gonna make a break for the beast on my command, okay?
We're gonna make a break for the beast on my command, okay?
We're gonna make a call.
We're gonna make a call.
We're gonna try new things.
We're gonna try new things.
We're hunting in the wild now, so get your game faces on.
We're hunting in the wild now, so get your game faces on.
We're locked and loaded.
We're locked and loaded.
We're right on top of it.
We're right on top of it.
We're talking about symbols.
We're talking about symbols.
We're the exception, okay?
We're the exception, okay?
We're tourists from New York.
We're tourists from New York.
We're working it, sir.
We're working it, sir.
We're, uh... We're hunting.
We're, uh... We're hunting.
We've shared blood, sweat and precious metal together.
We've shared blood, sweat and precious metal together.
We've witnessed your human capacity for war.
We've witnessed your human capacity for war.
Weak.
Weak.
Welcome to Astronomy 101.
Welcome to Astronomy 101.
Welcome to my empire, bro. TheRealEffinDeal.com.
Welcome to my empire, bro. TheRealEffinDeal.com.
Well then, let me strip the very flesh from his body.
Well then, let me strip the very flesh from his body.
Well then, report...
Well then, report...
Well, get clear.
Well, get clear.
Well, give me 5 seconds.
Well, give me 5 seconds.
Well, he doesn't get the job done, you know, I mean,
Well, he doesn't get the job done, you know, I mean,
Well, I am, okay?
Well, I am, okay?
Well, I changed sides to the Autobots.
Well, I changed sides to the Autobots.
Well, I'll see your chairman and the Joint Chiefs of Staff
Well, I'll see your chairman and the Joint Chiefs of Staff
Well, look.
Well, look.
Well, now I'm seeing them too. Excuse me.
Well, now I'm seeing them too. Excuse me.
Well, scared? Scared of your ugly face.
Well, scared? Scared of your ugly face.
Well, that was our good friend, Galloway.
Well, that was our good friend, Galloway.
Well, that wasn't so bad.
Well, that wasn't so bad.
Well, that's not gonna happen
Well, that's not gonna happen
Well, the safe place is right under it.
Well, the safe place is right under it.
Well, there there's only one clear conclusion:
Well, there there's only one clear conclusion:
Well, you have something on your mind.
Well, you have something on your mind.
West of the gulf.
West of the gulf.
What a simple insect!
What a simple insect!
What are we going to do with this shrimp taco?
What are we going to do with this shrimp taco?
What are you allowing to happen to your foot just now?
What are you allowing to happen to your foot just now?
What are you doing here, you little freak?
What are you doing here, you little freak?
What are you looking at, Slobberpuss?
What are you looking at, Slobberpuss?
What are you talking about, Dad?
What are you talking about, Dad?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
What did you tell us? You didn't tell us anything!
What did you tell us? You didn't tell us anything!
What happened to restraint, man?
What happened to restraint, man?
What if we leave and you're wrong?
What if we leave and you're wrong?
What is all the racket?
What is all the racket?
What is going on here?
What is going on here?
What is that in your hand, by the way?
What is that in your hand, by the way?
What is the meaning of this?
What is the meaning of this?
What is this? It's Vegas!
What is this? It's Vegas!
What size shoe do you wear?
What size shoe do you wear?
What sort of hideous mosalleem is this?
What sort of hideous mosalleem is this?
What the frick is happening?
What the frick is happening?
What we explore every possible, diplomatic solution.
What we explore every possible, diplomatic solution.
What we need is to draw our battle plans.
What we need is to draw our battle plans.
What we need to ask now, is who and why.
What we need to ask now, is who and why.
What were you saying?
What were you saying?
What you got in the sand, it's your bloom.
What you got in the sand, it's your bloom.
What you need is there.
What you need is there.
What you're about to see is top secret.
What you're about to see is top secret.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? Who is this?
What? Who is this?
What're you becoming, Sam? Just one ride...
What're you becoming, Sam? Just one ride...
What's there to hunt for on Earth besides that?
What's there to hunt for on Earth besides that?
Whatever the Decepticons are after,
Whatever the Decepticons are after,
Whatever the Energon source is, it predates them. It's before them.
Whatever the Energon source is, it predates them. It's before them.
When dawn alights the Dagger's tip,
When dawn alights the Dagger's tip,
When the plane that shoot inflates into the air,
When the plane that shoot inflates into the air,
When two people in the room get together...
When two people in the room get together...
When you free your loins does not uncool the world to pep for himself, okay?
When you free your loins does not uncool the world to pep for himself, okay?
When you go, he goes.
When you go, he goes.
Where did you get these?
Where did you get these?
Where the frick did you find photos of these guys?
Where the frick did you find photos of these guys?
Where the hell are all our men?
Where the hell are all our men?
Where's Optimus?
Where's Optimus?
While he's making up with his MacBook,
While he's making up with his MacBook,
While we're impossible to give 17?
While we're impossible to give 17?
Whistle it or sing it. It's like, repeats itself,
Whistle it or sing it. It's like, repeats itself,
Who doesn't even know what planet he's on.
Who doesn't even know what planet he's on.
Who else could be your girlfriend too?
Who else could be your girlfriend too?
Who wants to live a life filled with hate?
Who wants to live a life filled with hate?
Who went to get you a tighter shirt.
Who went to get you a tighter shirt.
Who's up?
Who's up?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, okay, I'm not even with you guys.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, okay, I'm not even with you guys.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Whoa! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Whole generations lost.
Whole generations lost.
Why are you in such a hurry to get rid of me, huh?
Why are you in such a hurry to get rid of me, huh?
Why don't you get a haircut with your bitch ass?
Why don't you get a haircut with your bitch ass?
Why don't you say it?
Why don't you say it?
Why hasn't the enemy left the planet
Why hasn't the enemy left the planet
Will you leave peacefully?
Will you leave peacefully?
With a boss who is made up of just pure champion stuff.
With a boss who is made up of just pure champion stuff.
With a coordinated military strategy.
With a coordinated military strategy.
With all due respect, we've been fighting side by side
With all due respect, we've been fighting side by side
With GameBoy level security.
With GameBoy level security.
With the dreadlocks.
With the dreadlocks.
Within deep, they have information about this.
Within deep, they have information about this.
Without a Prime, it's impossible.
Without a Prime, it's impossible.
Without it, we'll all perish, oxidize and rust,
Without it, we'll all perish, oxidize and rust,
Worldwide casualties are in the neighbourhood of 7,000,
Worldwide casualties are in the neighbourhood of 7,000,
Would you get out of here?
Would you get out of here?
Would you let the kid breathe, for crying out loud?
Would you let the kid breathe, for crying out loud?
Wow, someone shit in the bed this morning?
Wow, someone shit in the bed this morning?
Wow, you almost sounded serious that time.
Wow, you almost sounded serious that time.
Wow, you're pretty confident, huh?
Wow, you're pretty confident, huh?
Wow!
Wow!
Yeah, but I haven't said it
Yeah, but I haven't said it
Yeah, I got you a webcam so we can chat 24/7.
Yeah, I got you a webcam so we can chat 24/7.
Yeah, I saw these robots and they did this, like,
Yeah, I saw these robots and they did this, like,
Yeah, me too.
Yeah, me too.
Yeah, my heart... Please treat it about college, bummer.
Yeah, my heart... Please treat it about college, bummer.
Yeah, of course I kept it, Mikaela.
Yeah, of course I kept it, Mikaela.
Yeah, so you're trying to see if I'm a normal guy.
Yeah, so you're trying to see if I'm a normal guy.
Yeah, some of us got work to do!
Yeah, some of us got work to do!
Yeah, thank you very much.
Yeah, thank you very much.
Yeah, thank you very much.
Yeah, thank you very much.
Yeah, then they baked it with reefer in it.
Yeah, then they baked it with reefer in it.
Yeah, well, he's faithful, and he's nude and he's perverted.
Yeah, well, he's faithful, and he's nude and he's perverted.
Yeah, well, so do girls.
Yeah, well, so do girls.
Yeah, why is that?
Yeah, why is that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you know you're a tool.
Yeah, you know you're a tool.
Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah!
Yep, deli. Good front.
Yep, deli. Good front.
Yes, I am.
Yes, I am.
Yes, oh, yeah. Look here. Come on, let me call right here.
Yes, oh, yeah. Look here. Come on, let me call right here.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Yes, smells like $40,000 a year.
Yes, smells like $40,000 a year.
Yes. You see, in the beginning, there were seven Primes,
Yes. You see, in the beginning, there were seven Primes,
Yo, freshman, put the shard.
Yo, freshman, put the shard.
Yo, Leo!
Yo, Leo!
You alright, young man?
You alright, young man?
You and I, today.
You and I, today.
You are decease anti Decepticon operations,
You are decease anti Decepticon operations,
You are in the worldwide. What, they're gonna tranquil in one base?
You are in the worldwide. What, they're gonna tranquil in one base?
You are invading my space. I'm gonna have to drop you.
You are invading my space. I'm gonna have to drop you.
You are not alone in this universe.
You are not alone in this universe.
You are so weak.
You are so weak.
You are the case that shut down Sector 7.
You are the case that shut down Sector 7.
You better have a good reason for us to be here.
You better have a good reason for us to be here.
You can't bring it back, Sam, there's nothing left.
You can't bring it back, Sam, there's nothing left.
You compromise this mission, you are dead to me.
You compromise this mission, you are dead to me.
You dare point your gun at me?
You dare point your gun at me?
You deserve better than this.
You deserve better than this.
You didn't have to put your tongue in her mouth.
You didn't have to put your tongue in her mouth.
You didn't tell us anything. Why are we in Egypt?
You didn't tell us anything. Why are we in Egypt?
You don't get Christmas bonus just standing around.
You don't get Christmas bonus just standing around.
You don't stop, you don't hide, you run. You hear what I'm saying?
You don't stop, you don't hide, you run. You hear what I'm saying?
You forced me to say won't mean anything.
You forced me to say won't mean anything.
You get them somewhere safe, alright?
You get them somewhere safe, alright?
You get to those soldiers.
You get to those soldiers.
You give us the go, and we'll be ready to press in five minutes.
You give us the go, and we'll be ready to press in five minutes.
You got that paper, right, sir?
You got that paper, right, sir?
You got the shot, I need the shot, give me the shot, I need the shot.
You got the shot, I need the shot, give me the shot, I need the shot.
You gotta be kidding me.
You gotta be kidding me.
You gotta be kidding me.
You gotta be kidding me.
You gotta control your mother.
You gotta control your mother.
You gotta get in the car. You can be safe.
You gotta get in the car. You can be safe.
You gotta stop him. Get up!
You gotta stop him. Get up!
You gotta talk now?
You gotta talk now?
You gotta wonder.
You gotta wonder.
You guys made a mess at Shanghai.
You guys made a mess at Shanghai.
You guys stick with me, you understand?
You guys stick with me, you understand?
You have a ride?
You have a ride?
You have no idea.
You have no idea.
You have ten seconds of silence, right now.
You have ten seconds of silence, right now.
You have to come home every holiday,
You have to come home every holiday,
You have to come home for Halloween.
You have to come home for Halloween.
You kept your nasty, shredded clothes?
You kept your nasty, shredded clothes?
You know things I don't know. I know things you don't know.
You know things I don't know. I know things you don't know.
You know what this is? This is the awkward moment.
You know what this is? This is the awkward moment.
You know what? Baby, I'm not...
You know what? Baby, I'm not...
You know, but if you're a good boy,
You know, but if you're a good boy,
You know, hard for her to...
You know, hard for her to...
You know, I'm a normal kid with normal problems.
You know, I'm a normal kid with normal problems.
You know, what? You can give me the silence you want,
You know, what? You can give me the silence you want,
You know, you don't often see white boys
You know, you don't often see white boys
You know, you gotta be part of the landscape.
You know, you gotta be part of the landscape.
You left me to die, you pathetic insect!
You left me to die, you pathetic insect!
You like the way that feels?
You like the way that feels?
You mean that orange smoke?
You mean that orange smoke?
You must be Sam, right? I'm Leo.
You must be Sam, right? I'm Leo.
You must be talking about that amateur blog operation
You must be talking about that amateur blog operation
You must have met a great descendant.
You must have met a great descendant.
You need to go be with Optimus Prime and the others.
You need to go be with Optimus Prime and the others.
You need to see this. Now.
You need to see this. Now.
You need to vomit right now. Yak it, yak it.
You need to vomit right now. Yak it, yak it.
You never heard of TheRealEffingDeal.com?
You never heard of TheRealEffingDeal.com?
You picked the wrong planet!
You picked the wrong planet!
You pretend I'm your girlfriend and I pretend that you're my boyfriend.
You pretend I'm your girlfriend and I pretend that you're my boyfriend.
You realise it's heart break, despair, kid.
You realise it's heart break, despair, kid.
You realise that I just flew 3,000 miles to keep you from getting killed.
You realise that I just flew 3,000 miles to keep you from getting killed.
You really should come with me,
You really should come with me,
You said it projected images of your brain?
You said it projected images of your brain?
You see a lot of that in college too.
You see a lot of that in college too.
You see how the last one touches the horizon?
You see how the last one touches the horizon?
You see this?
You see this?
You see, all this is in my mind.
You see, all this is in my mind.
You should be embarassed.
You should be embarassed.
You should go make friends with him,
You should go make friends with him,
You shouldn't be living in my dad's garage.
You shouldn't be living in my dad's garage.
You stay on my ass.
You stay on my ass.
You sure? I hear a lot of conviction.
You sure? I hear a lot of conviction.
You tased me, okay? You owe me.
You tased me, okay? You owe me.
You tell him to ready that weapon!
You tell him to ready that weapon!
You think you can bring him back to life with that pixie dust?
You think you can bring him back to life with that pixie dust?
You threw a broom? She did it, she went in it?
You threw a broom? She did it, she went in it?
You took all of this for you to tell me that you love me.
You took all of this for you to tell me that you love me.
You wanna run, go ahead, no one's stopping you.
You wanna run, go ahead, no one's stopping you.
You want a piece of me? I will tear you apart!
You want a piece of me? I will tear you apart!
You want some jerky meatloaf?
You want some jerky meatloaf?
You want the infamous D Day shirt?
You want the infamous D Day shirt?
You want those new teeth you saw in SkyMall?
You want those new teeth you saw in SkyMall?
You wanted this, right? You wanted the real deal?
You wanted this, right? You wanted the real deal?
You won't give me a day, huh?
You won't give me a day, huh?
You work for me, now.
You work for me, now.
You, just find the captain and your career
You, just find the captain and your career
You...
You...
You'll have to let me go.
You'll have to let me go.
You'll never stop at one.
You'll never stop at one.
You're an amateur man, a rank amateur.
You're an amateur man, a rank amateur.
You're crazy!
You're crazy!
You're gonna be okay, Ma.
You're gonna be okay, Ma.
You're gonna call?
You're gonna call?
You're gonna get every assets that you've got.
You're gonna get every assets that you've got.
You're hot, but you're ain't too bright.
You're hot, but you're ain't too bright.
You're just lucky that I didn't get hurt.
You're just lucky that I didn't get hurt.
You're like the best thing that ever happened to me.
You're like the best thing that ever happened to me.
You're mocking my life's work, Samuel? Huh?
You're mocking my life's work, Samuel? Huh?
You're not gonna believe where we are.
You're not gonna believe where we are.
You're not gonna do that.
You're not gonna do that.
You're Optimus Prime. You don't need me.
You're Optimus Prime. You don't need me.
You're really chivalrous.
You're really chivalrous.
You're such a little girl.
You're such a little girl.
You're the first Witwiky ever to go to college.
You're the first Witwiky ever to go to college.
Young lady, you dirty, old man.
Young lady, you dirty, old man.
Young man, I will not be punked in front of the dean.
Young man, I will not be punked in front of the dean.
Young man, there are no questions
Young man, there are no questions
Your chaperone, into the heart of darkness.
Your chaperone, into the heart of darkness.
Your leaders have withheld the truth.
Your leaders have withheld the truth.
Your mother and me are really, really proud of you.
Your mother and me are really, really proud of you.
Your world must not share the same fate as Cybertron.
Your world must not share the same fate as Cybertron.
2 2, covering fire. Two civilians, twelve o'clock.
2 2, covering fire. Two civilians, twelve o'clock.
5,000 feet. Diving fast.
5,000 feet. Diving fast.
15 minutes of fighting.
15 minutes of fighting.
25.7 metres above sea level,
25.7 metres above sea level,
29 and a half degrees north. 35 east.
29 and a half degrees north. 35 east.
29.32 north.
29.32 north.
50 kilometres.
50 kilometres.
75 years of alien research which points to one inescapable fact:
75 years of alien research which points to one inescapable fact:
'cause he's zapped, man. You scared?
'cause he's zapped, man. You scared?
'cause he's zapped, man. You scared?
'cause he's zapped, man. You scared?
A word with you. Yeah.
A word with you. Yeah.
Alright, alright. Alright.
Alright, alright. Alright.
Alright, alright. Oh my God, I'm upside down!
Alright, alright. Oh my God, I'm upside down!
Alright, fine. I'm just going back inside.
Alright, fine. I'm just going back inside.
Alright? I mean I just was...
Alright? I mean I just was...
An old furnace, I think. Become a waffle iron.
An old furnace, I think. Become a waffle iron.
and a hot tub. Fine. Okay.
and a hot tub. Fine. Okay.
And I'll do anything for you. And?
And I'll do anything for you. And?
And no confirmed DSRVs on sight? None, sir.
And no confirmed DSRVs on sight? None, sir.
and revenge will be ours. Yes.
and revenge will be ours. Yes.
and she was like Looks fake to me.
and she was like Looks fake to me.
Are you alright? Whoa.
Are you alright? Whoa.
Are you okay? No, uh...
Are you okay? No, uh...
Be good. I'm claustrophobic.
Be good. I'm claustrophobic.
Bee? Yeah.
Bee? Yeah.
betrayed by the country he loves. Oh my goodness,
betrayed by the country he loves. Oh my goodness,
Can I switch now? Oh, sad face, 3 12.
Can I switch now? Oh, sad face, 3 12.
Citizens today For today,
Citizens today For today,
Collision imminent. Portside 100 feet.
Collision imminent. Portside 100 feet.
Come on! Come on!
Come on! Come on!
Copy. Radio's down.
Copy. Radio's down.
Dad, Dad, Dad, whoa! What?
Dad, Dad, Dad, whoa! What?
Decepticon? What is it?
Decepticon? What is it?
Destroy suns? You mean blow them up?
Destroy suns? You mean blow them up?
Do you know what he transformed into? No.
Do you know what he transformed into? No.
Don't do it. Sam, listen to me. Please, Dad.
Don't do it. Sam, listen to me. Please, Dad.
Drive! You will never make it, kid.
Drive! You will never make it, kid.
Dude, what kind of tool are you? Mainstream media sack.
Dude, what kind of tool are you? Mainstream media sack.
Eddy 1, copy. Anyone there?
Eddy 1, copy. Anyone there?
energy, in its mass temp What are you doing?
energy, in its mass temp What are you doing?
Fuel the Jet, Fuel the Jet. FTJ, FTJ.
Fuel the Jet, Fuel the Jet. FTJ, FTJ.
Get out. What?
Get out. What?
Get those boys out of the ground. This is 101 in strike packages.
Get those boys out of the ground. This is 101 in strike packages.
Go with my parents. I'm not gonna go with them.
Go with my parents. I'm not gonna go with them.
Go! Go! Please, stop! Stop!
Go! Go! Please, stop! Stop!
green for the environment. Jud Can you please drop it?
green for the environment. Jud Can you please drop it?
Hansvin, how many? Unclear, sir.
Hansvin, how many? Unclear, sir.
He either heard it. Command these doors to open.
He either heard it. Command these doors to open.
He knows something. What?
He knows something. What?
he's bad. Bless she ain't my mama.
he's bad. Bless she ain't my mama.
He's having voice problems. He's playing it up.
He's having voice problems. He's playing it up.
Here is Leo. We're the Witwicky.
Here is Leo. We're the Witwicky.
Here we are. Hey.
Here we are. Hey.
Hey, what are you doing? ...I don't wanna argue it.
Hey, what are you doing? ...I don't wanna argue it.
Hey! What do you want?
Hey! What do you want?
Hey. Hey.
Hey. Hey.
Hi, Mikaela. Hi.
Hi, Mikaela. Hi.
Hold those. What is that?
Hold those. What is that?
How is that possible? It has been absorbed
How is that possible? It has been absorbed
How many? We got 13 to count.
How many? We got 13 to count.
I can't do this right now, okay? Don't be a wimp.
I can't do this right now, okay? Don't be a wimp.
I didn't. You did.
I didn't. You did.
I do. I don't think he knows anything.
I do. I don't think he knows anything.
I don't want to die. Kid, kid, kid, kid, kid, kid.
I don't want to die. Kid, kid, kid, kid, kid, kid.
I got the green. That hurt, man.
I got the green. That hurt, man.
I have a bald spot. Oh.
I have a bald spot. Oh.
I heard it all. Hey, hey, hey.
I heard it all. Hey, hey, hey.
I think Sam's about to say the L word. Let's go, kiddo.
I think Sam's about to say the L word. Let's go, kiddo.
I'm an accomplice. Hey, hey!
I'm an accomplice. Hey, hey!
I'm breaking up with you, Sam. Really?
I'm breaking up with you, Sam. Really?
I'm go. Okay, okay.
I'm go. Okay, okay.
I'm in a relationship, kind of. Oh, relax.
I'm in a relationship, kind of. Oh, relax.
I'm Leo. I'm Judy.
I'm Leo. I'm Judy.
If there's anything you need... I won't be far away.
If there's anything you need... I won't be far away.
Including girlfriends. Especially girlfriends.
Including girlfriends. Especially girlfriends.
It could be a little bit sad. Open it.
It could be a little bit sad. Open it.
It's aliens, man. Okay, okay.
It's aliens, man. Okay, okay.
It's clean. What's FTJ?
It's clean. What's FTJ?
It's coming! This is an alien robot.
It's coming! This is an alien robot.
It's my dream. Help around.
It's my dream. Help around.
It's not over. It is over. It's done.
It's not over. It is over. It's done.
It's not the same word. Look, if I said the other word now,
It's not the same word. Look, if I said the other word now,
It's part of the Red Sea. Got it.
It's part of the Red Sea. Got it.
It's too, uh... Well, I guess I didn't get that memo.
It's too, uh... Well, I guess I didn't get that memo.
Just don't hurt us. Shut up!
Just don't hurt us. Shut up!
Just stop freaking out! Just drop this guy off, huh?
Just stop freaking out! Just drop this guy off, huh?
kitten calendar, kitten calendar, Dude,
kitten calendar, kitten calendar, Dude,
kitten calendar, kitten calendar, What the F?
kitten calendar, kitten calendar, What the F?
Let's roll. She's hot.
Let's roll. She's hot.
Look, are you listening? I can't.
Look, are you listening? I can't.
Man battle stations. Sealer One, man battle stations.
Man battle stations. Sealer One, man battle stations.
Mom. Yeah, it's a 100 percent pure Hawaiian
Mom. Yeah, it's a 100 percent pure Hawaiian
Move out! Move out!
Move out! Move out!
Neither does it lie. It looks fake.
Neither does it lie. It looks fake.
NEST Team, New Jersey The military has just told us
NEST Team, New Jersey The military has just told us
New York? Yes. Yes.
New York? Yes. Yes.
New York. I know, I know you from somewhere.
New York. I know, I know you from somewhere.
No, I haven't. Well, that sucks.
No, I haven't. Well, that sucks.
No, it's canna Hey! Please give me.
No, it's canna Hey! Please give me.
No, my car's iteration is. We're not cheating.
No, my car's iteration is. We're not cheating.
No, what does it mean? I have no idea.
No, what does it mean? I have no idea.
No. Good.
No. Good.
No. You gotta let me go, Dad.
No. You gotta let me go, Dad.
Not good. Now you know.
Not good. Now you know.
Not so much. Well if you can't read it,
Not so much. Well if you can't read it,
Of what? A little 80 pound girl Of Of...
Of what? A little 80 pound girl Of Of...
Oh my God. So how about tonight,
Oh my God. So how about tonight,
Oh, here we go. Hey, hi.
Oh, here we go. Hey, hi.
Oh, no. Comment and speculate?
Oh, no. Comment and speculate?
Oh, oh, Dad! I love you when you call me
Oh, oh, Dad! I love you when you call me
Oh, who could that be? Two weeks, it could be Muffy.
Oh, who could that be? Two weeks, it could be Muffy.
Oh. Look at this motherf
Oh. Look at this motherf
Okay. All Star.
Okay. All Star.
Open fire. Get down!
Open fire. Get down!
Please do something right now. Okay, okay.
Please do something right now. Okay, okay.
Please let me live, just let me live. Stop freaking out!
Please let me live, just let me live. Stop freaking out!
Please tell me you Sir, I suggest you get in there.
Please tell me you Sir, I suggest you get in there.
please! Leo, stop freaking out.
please! Leo, stop freaking out.
Pull your pants up and exit I'm not going anywhere.
Pull your pants up and exit I'm not going anywhere.
Read? Nah. You see that?
Read? Nah. You see that?
Right now! Who are you?
Right now! Who are you?
Run! Run!
Run! Run!
Run! There's gotta be a way out of here.
Run! There's gotta be a way out of here.
Sam Witwicky... Yes, Mom.
Sam Witwicky... Yes, Mom.
Sam! What?
Sam! What?
Sam! Sam... Sam!
Sam! Sam... Sam!
Sam. Dad!
Sam. Dad!
Samuel Witwicky. Wait.
Samuel Witwicky. Wait.
See you, darling. Bye, Dad.
See you, darling. Bye, Dad.
Sharsky, Fassbiner, where we at? Server's almost online, Leo.
Sharsky, Fassbiner, where we at? Server's almost online, Leo.
Since what? Ever since I touched the Cube sliver.
Since what? Ever since I touched the Cube sliver.
So it comes before that. Correct.
So it comes before that. Correct.
So... Oh, I think you scared.
So... Oh, I think you scared.
Something I need. Hold on. I know you're pissed.
Something I need. Hold on. I know you're pissed.
Spotted Sam. Hurry, don't slow up!
Spotted Sam. Hurry, don't slow up!
spotting a Sam Witwicky. They have a picture of me, man.
spotting a Sam Witwicky. They have a picture of me, man.
Stay under it! Yeah, stay under it.
Stay under it! Yeah, stay under it.
Tell them to lower the weapons! Major, there's nothing I can do.
Tell them to lower the weapons! Major, there's nothing I can do.
Tell them to lower the weapons. Tell them first.
Tell them to lower the weapons. Tell them first.
Thank you. Finish that for me.
Thank you. Finish that for me.
Thank you. No problem.
Thank you. No problem.
That ain't hurt. You got that, don't you?
That ain't hurt. You got that, don't you?
That side. I already chose that side.
That side. I already chose that side.
That's 'cause you was a wuss. You did force me into the car, right?
That's 'cause you was a wuss. You did force me into the car, right?
That's Sharsky, that's Spastik, Hey, dude.
That's Sharsky, that's Spastik, Hey, dude.
That's so hot. Drive, drive, drive.
That's so hot. Drive, drive, drive.
the Dagger's Tip. That's the dagger's tip.
the Dagger's Tip. That's the dagger's tip.
The newest members of your team... Easy...
The newest members of your team... Easy...
the three kings... ...will reveal the doorway.
the three kings... ...will reveal the doorway.
Then I'm your worst nightmare. Ow, ow, ow, ow!
Then I'm your worst nightmare. Ow, ow, ow, ow!
They don't want you, they want me. Just run!
They don't want you, they want me. Just run!
this hard? C Can you just stop?
this hard? C Can you just stop?
This is it. Did you see that? Wow. Okay, this half of Shanghai
This is it. Did you see that? Wow. Okay, this half of Shanghai
This is my son, my other son. Hi there.
This is my son, my other son. Hi there.
This isn't my war. Not yet.
This isn't my war. Not yet.
W wait, wait! Wait, wait, wait.
W wait, wait! Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, now my trunk Yo, bumper cars,
Wait, now my trunk Yo, bumper cars,
Wait, you finally hit puberty? No, no, no,
Wait, you finally hit puberty? No, no, no,
We'll come to you. No, we're not going anywhere.
We'll come to you. No, we're not going anywhere.
what are you talking about? No time to explain.
what are you talking about? No time to explain.
What do you want? I want to go to...
What do you want? I want to go to...
What happened? Come here.
What happened? Come here.
What insect amongst severed billion Shut up.
What insect amongst severed billion Shut up.
What is it, a Decepticon? Yeah.
What is it, a Decepticon? Yeah.
What planet am I on? Earth.
What planet am I on? Earth.
What was that? It's the whole kitchen!
What was that? It's the whole kitchen!
What you got? Sue, pull five contacts.
What you got? Sue, pull five contacts.
What? Hey, guard us.
What? Hey, guard us.
What? It's I'm okay.
What? It's I'm okay.
What? Wait.
What? Wait.
What's the status? C hawks approaching target.
What's the status? C hawks approaching target.
When the dawn arise... When the dawn arise the dagger's tip,
When the dawn arise... When the dawn arise the dagger's tip,
Where are we? Simmons! Hey! Yeah!
Where are we? Simmons! Hey! Yeah!
Who? Robo Warrior.
Who? Robo Warrior.
Who's winning? The Decepticons.
Who's winning? The Decepticons.
Who's your little Autobot? Oh you cutes.
Who's your little Autobot? Oh you cutes.
Whoa. Sam?
Whoa. Sam?
Why do boys always change the subject? The moon and the stars...
Why do boys always change the subject? The moon and the stars...
Why don't you Just get out of here!
Why don't you Just get out of here!
Wow! You know what?
Wow! You know what?
Yakov! What?
Yakov! What?
Yeah, but what if it doesn't? It's gonna work.
Yeah, but what if it doesn't? It's gonna work.
Yeah, I know. And NBE 1, still kicking, huh?
Yeah, I know. And NBE 1, still kicking, huh?
Yeah, oh, you ain't Hold on, hold Whoa!
Yeah, oh, you ain't Hold on, hold Whoa!
Yeah, okay, I'll stop. Just wait...
Yeah, okay, I'll stop. Just wait...
Yeah, well, get up. Up, up. What are you talking about?
Yeah, well, get up. Up, up. What are you talking about?
Yeah. I'm 136.
Yeah. I'm 136.
Yeah. Is that your car on our bushes?
Yeah. Is that your car on our bushes?
Yeah. Same ones over here, right?
Yeah. Same ones over here, right?
Yes, Samuel. Hello? Mikaela.
Yes, Samuel. Hello? Mikaela.
Yes. Now I claim your sun.
Yes. Now I claim your sun.
You are very aggressive. Just relax.
You are very aggressive. Just relax.
You carry this shit. I'll I'll...
You carry this shit. I'll I'll...
You dress up, we'll be in costumes. You You can't do that.
You dress up, we'll be in costumes. You You can't do that.
You get this stuff and get out of here. Give me a second.
You get this stuff and get out of here. Give me a second.
You got a girlfriend? I do.
You got a girlfriend? I do.
You got dirt all over you. Stop, stop.
You got dirt all over you. Stop, stop.
You got what I got? Yeah.
You got what I got? Yeah.
You gotta move. Just run. They're real?
You gotta move. Just run. They're real?
You have the need, Sam. Relax! Why?
You have the need, Sam. Relax! Why?
You have to. Ron.
You have to. Ron.
You know one thing Remove this thing.
You know one thing Remove this thing.
You live with your momma? No, my momma lives with me,
You live with your momma? No, my momma lives with me,
You okay, Pop? Yeah.
You okay, Pop? Yeah.
You okay? Yeah.
You okay? Yeah.
You order a terrible piece of fishing. I'm like a ninja, with a blade.
You order a terrible piece of fishing. I'm like a ninja, with a blade.
You remember me, don't you? I did what you said, okay?
You remember me, don't you? I did what you said, okay?
You two. Huh?
You two. Huh?
You won't give me one day in college. I'm sorry, Sam.
You won't give me one day in college. I'm sorry, Sam.
You would do the informed. Can you just stop for a second?
You would do the informed. Can you just stop for a second?
you would have heard from Oh, shut up!
you would have heard from Oh, shut up!
You're my son, alright? I know!
You're my son, alright? I know!
You're Sam, right? Yeah.
You're Sam, right? Yeah.
You're very furious And you're carrying it around
You're very furious And you're carrying it around
...are 500 feet.
...are 500 feet.
...gestating in that inside of you. You're going right now, bro.
...gestating in that inside of you. You're going right now, bro.
...port accident for a terrorist attack, or worse.
...port accident for a terrorist attack, or worse.
'Cause I'm in a permanently, semi
'Cause I'm in a permanently, semi
'cause I'm not gonna do this. Guards have guns,
'cause I'm not gonna do this. Guards have guns,
'Cause that's what this is. Wake up! You're in the middle of it.
'Cause that's what this is. Wake up! You're in the middle of it.
'Cause we're trusting Grandpa Blackbird
'Cause we're trusting Grandpa Blackbird
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[SONG: Burn It To The Ground BAND: Nickleback]
[SONG: Burn It To The Ground BAND: Nickleback]
[SONG: Burning Down The House BAND: The Used]
[SONG: Burning Down The House BAND: The Used]
[SONG: Never Say Never BAND: The Fray]
[SONG: Never Say Never BAND: The Fray]
[SONG: Super Freak ARTIST: Rick James]
[SONG: Super Freak ARTIST: Rick James]
[SONG: The Jaws Theme COMPOSER: John Williams]
[SONG: The Jaws Theme COMPOSER: John Williams]
[SONG: Your Cheatin' Heart ARTIST: Frank Williams]
[SONG: Your Cheatin' Heart ARTIST: Frank Williams]
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# Green is mine, I call green #
# Green is mine, I call green #
# Green, I know, #
# Green, I know, #
# I'm so excited #
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Skull and sword emblem with wings, symbolizing the Space Marine faction in Warhammer 40,000 universe.
This Is Important Soundboard
Group of four men with intense expressions, showcasing the vibe and energy of "This Is Important" project.
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Sir David Attenborough (V2) TTS Computer AI Voice
Sir David Attenborough smiling, showcasing his timeless charm at a public event promoting nature and wildlife documentaries.
LazarBeam
LazarBeam making a funny face in casual attire, showcasing his playful personality and engaging content style.
R2-D2 Sounds: Star Wars
Close-up of R2-D2, the iconic astromech droid from Star Wars, highlighting its blue and silver details and features.
Super Mario Bros. Sounds
Classic Mario leaps joyfully, showcasing his red outfit and iconic mustache in the Super Mario Bros. universe.
Among Us Soundboard
Red crewmate character from Among Us with a blue visor on a bright yellow background, embodying game’s fun and mystery.
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Gachimuchi Soundboard
Facial expression of a man enthusiastically performing in a Gachimuchi-themed scene with vibrant neon background.
Family Guy Sounds
Peter Griffin and Cleveland Brown enjoying drinks in a bar scene from Family Guy, highlighting their quirky friendship.
Pennywise IT Soundboard
Pennywise from IT features menacing gaze, iconic red markings, and eerie smile, capturing the essence of fear.
Cat Sounds
Close-up of a curious tabby cat with striking green eyes and distinctive stripes, showcasing its playful personality.
Michael Scott Soundboard
Michael Scott displays a shocked expression, capturing the humorous moments from "The Office" in his iconic office setting.
Rainbow Six Soundboard
British operator holding a hammer in a tactical outfit, representing resilience in Rainbow Six Siege gameplay.
Goofy Ahh Memey Bogus
Creepy troll face meme with exaggerated grin, embodying the essence of Goofy Ahh Memey Bogus humor. Perfect for memes!
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Earrape Soundboard
Smiling man in a colorful floral shirt, radiating joy, commonly associated with humorous internet memes and earrape culture.
Jack Black Soundboard
Jack Black making a humorous, exaggerated facial expression, showcasing his lively personality and comedic talent.
Lil Jon Soundboard
Lil Jon energetically shouting, wearing oversized sunglasses and grill, showcasing his iconic style and vibrant personality.
Clash Royale Ringtones
Clash Royale characters celebrating, featuring the King, Knight, and Goblin, with playful skeletons in the background.
Red Alert 2 Soundboard
Red Alert 2 game cover featuring a fierce soldier with an eyepatch and Soviet military aesthetics, showcasing strategic warfare.
SMG4 SFX Soundboard #1
SMG4 character in blue attire with iconic mustache and cap, representing a classic video game hero persona.
Tiko Soundboard
Colorful character Tiko, the fish warrior, poses with confidence against a vibrant blue background, showcasing playful gaming aesthetics.
Jojo’s Bizare Adventure Soundboard
Dramatic expression of a character from JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure, showcasing intense emotion and unique art style.
Dr. Phil Soundboard
Dr. Phil McGraw smiling in a suit, known for his insightful advice and television psychology talk show.
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Hentie Sex Ringtones
Anime-style doll with pink hair in a black dress, sitting serenely on a chair, perfect for Hentai enthusiasts and collectors.
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Samuel L. Jackson Soundboard
Samuel L. Jackson with a charming smile, showcasing his iconic hairstyle and distinctive mustache in a classic black suit.
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Donald Trump (Casual Speech) TTS Computer AI Voice
Donald Trump delivering a casual speech, expressing his views with emphasis and conviction at a public event.
MEME Sounds 2018
Confident man making a clever expression, popular in 2018 meme culture, symbolizing intelligence and wit.
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Logo of 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire' game show, featuring iconic design and vibrant colors, symbolizing wealth and knowledge.
Game Show FX Soundboard
Bold neon sign reading "EPIC GAME SHOW" showcasing vibrant colors and dynamic design, perfect for game show themes.
Windows 10 Sounds
Colorful Windows logo symbolizing the modern interface of Windows 10, featuring vibrant quadrants in blue, green, red, and yellow.
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Big Lez Soundboard
Big Lez character with a serious expression, wearing glasses and a military-style hat, set against a bright blue background.
Lightsaber Sounds: Star Wars
Vibrant red lightsaber held by a character, set against a purple background, showcasing Star Wars themes and excitement.
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Deadpool Soundboard
Deadpool in a red and black costume, wielding weapons, showcasing his signature style and intense demeanor.
Hank Hill Sounds: King Of The Hill - Season 1
Hank Hill from King of the Hill Season 1, wearing glasses, showcasing his iconic serious expression and distinctive hairstyle.
Michael Jackson Grunts & Emotes
Michael Jackson in a striking red jacket, showcasing his iconic style and expressive emotes from his legendary performances.
Dog Sounds
Smiling golden retriever with a joyful expression, showcasing its friendly personality and loveable nature.
Meme Soundboard 2024 Dank Edition
Pepe the Frog in a suit, exuding confidence in the 2024 Dank Meme Edition, perfect for humor enthusiasts.
Meme Soundboard 2023 Ultimate Edition
Intense action scene from "Meme 2023 Ultimate Edition," featuring explosive effects and characters in motion.
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Baldi (Baldi Basics Education And Learning) TTS Computer AI Voice
Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning game screen featuring bright colors, interactive buttons to act and run.
TikTok Soundboard
Side-by-side portraits of two glamorous women showcasing TikTok-inspired beauty trends and makeup styles.
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Jigsaw (NEW) TTS Computer AI Voice
Jigsaw (NEW) official trailer featuring a dark, mysterious atmosphere and suspenseful elements. Don't miss the thrilling reveal.
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Mortal Kombat Announcer (Netherealm) TTS Computer AI Voice
Mortal Kombat character poised for action, showcasing iconic blue attire and powerful stance in Netherealm universe.
Sus Ringtones
Red character with blue visor against a bright yellow background, representing the popular game Among Us. Classic "Sus" vibe.
TTS Sounds
Robot with a screen displaying a stylized face, showcasing interactive technology and TTS capabilities in modern devices.
Pokimane Soundboard
Pokimane poses playfully with a tongue-out expression, wearing a stylish olive green jacket and gray top, showcasing her vibrant style.
Animals Sound Effects Soundboard
Colorful toy animal figures including lions, tigers, pandas, and elephants, perfect for educational play and awareness of wildlife.
Windows XP Sounds
Windows XP logo with loading progress bar, showcasing the classic operating system's startup interface.
Barack Obama Sounds
Smiling portrait of Barack Obama, the 44th President of the United States, showcasing his charismatic leadership and optimism.
Your Mom
Shrek with a serious expression, showcasing his iconic green face and outfit, embodying humor and charm in animated storytelling.
Nazi Zombies Sounds: Call Of Duty
Terrifying Nazi zombie character from Call of Duty, showcasing eerie details and an intense, undead expression.
Solid Snake Sounds: Metal Gear Solid
Solid Snake from Metal Gear Solid, depicted in a gritty style, showcasing his intense expression and readiness for battle.
Undertale Sound Effects
Cute character from "Undertale" showing shy expressions with blushing cheeks, surrounded by a cozy atmosphere.
Starcraft Sounds
StarCraft II logo featuring a mysterious character with glowing eyes, showcasing iconic sci-fi elements in gaming.
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Sargent Hartman Soundboard
Sargent Hartman shouts commands, embodying a stern military drill instructor's intensity and authority.
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Andrew Tate Soundboard
Andrew Tate posing confidently against a backdrop of shattered glass, showcasing his signature style and tattoos.
Corpse Husband Soundboard
Corpse Husband fan art featuring a half-human, half-skull character with a dark, mysterious aesthetic.
Fe4RLess
Stylized character with futuristic glasses and glowing accents, embodying the bold spirit of Fe4RLess gaming culture.
Postal Dude Sounds: Postal 2
Warning sign featuring Postal Dude character from Postal 2, symbolizing chaotic and humorous gameplay elements.
Travis Scott Soundboard
Travis Scott grinning on stage, showcasing his signature style with chains, a cap, and sparkling grills in a vibrant performance.
Macho Man Randy Savage Sounds
Macho Man Randy Savage sporting a vibrant bandana and sunglasses, showcasing his iconic wrestling persona.
Quandale Dingle Sound Effects
Quandale Dingle Effect meme featuring a man with a distinctive exaggerated facial expression and unique hairstyle.
Lamar Davis Sounds: Grand Theft Auto V
Lamar Davis from Grand Theft Auto V, showcasing his signature cap and intense expression in a dynamic pose.
STALKER - Bandit Soundboard
Bandit character from STALKER game, wearing a hooded jacket, holding a shotgun, set against a rugged outdoor backdrop.
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Joe Pesci's Soundboard
Joe Pesci in a classic gangster look, showcasing his iconic style and intense expression. Renowned actor and comedian.
NBA Jam Sounds: On Fire Edition
NBA Jam: On Fire Edition logo featuring vibrant orange basketball and bold red text, capturing retro gaming excitement.
GLaDOS Soundboard
Stylish character with black hair and a confident pose, wearing a dark coat with fur trim. Perfect for fans of edgy design.
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Farid Bang Soundboard Soundboard
Farid Bang striking a confident pose, showcasing his signature style and charisma in urban hip-hop culture.
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Dreamybull Soundboard
Dreamybull expressing enthusiasm with a wide smile, wearing gold chains against a vibrant backdrop.
Sponge Bob Soundboard
SpongeBob SquarePants with a surprised expression, character from the popular animated series, vibrant yellow sponge.
Beavis And Butthead Soundboard
Beavis and Butt-Head face each other, showcasing their signature expressions against a vibrant red background. Classic cartoon duo.
The Simpsons Sounds
Homer, Marge, Bart, and Maggie Simpson with their dog, reflecting the iconic family dynamics of "The Simpsons.
Duke Nukem 3D Sounds
Duke Nukem 3D logo featuring the iconic character against a fiery background with bold typography.
Mario Sounds: Super Mario 64
Mario from Super Mario 64, soaring with his wing cap, showcases vibrant colors and iconic character design.
Memes 2020
Confused facial expression meme with caption "..BRUHH." capturing the essence of relatable reactions in memes 2020.
The Mandalorian Soundboard
Mandalorian warrior in detailed armor stands ready, showcasing the iconic helmet and rugged style of “The Mandalorian.”
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Indian Meme Soundboard 2023
Cheeky monkey making a funny face, trending in Indian memes for 2023, capturing humor and playfulness online.
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Ear Rape Ringtones
Colorful character promoting "Ear Rape," featuring vibrant graphics and playful design, emphasizing quirky humor.
Hatsune Miku Ringtones
Hatsune Miku with vibrant teal hair, playful expression, and futuristic outfit, showcasing her iconic style and charm.
Funny Soundboard
Playful fluffy dog with closed eyes basking in the sun at a park, exuding a charming and funny personality.
Random Sounds
SpongeBob SquarePants with a skeptical expression, showcasing his iconic animated charm and comedic personality.
Flappy Bird Sounds
Flappy Bird gameplay showing green pipes and a score of 14 against a starry night background. Classic arcade-style charm.
OME TV VCS Soundboard
Explore VCS, a free app similar to OME TV, with no hassle and no limits. Join now for an exciting online experience!
Fortnite Soundboard
Action-packed Fortnite scene featuring a soldier aiming a weapon, ready for battle in a dynamic environment.
Five Nights At Freddy's 4 (FNAF) Sounds
Terrifying animatronic from Five Nights at Freddy's 4, featuring menacing teeth and unsettling red eyes.
Roblox Soundboard
Roblox logo featuring a bold red background and stylized white letter "R," symbolizing the popular online gaming platform.
J.A.R.V.I.S. Soundboard
J.A.R.V.I.S. logo featuring a futuristic interface and technical design elements, symbolizing advanced AI technology.
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Russian Meme Soundboard
Stalin portrait reimagined, popular in Russian memes, showcasing humor and satire from historical contexts.
Chucky Soundboard
Chucky doll with menacing expression, featuring red hair and overalls, iconic horror character from the Child's Play series.
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Mariano Closs (Relator De Fútbol Argentino) TTS Computer AI Voice
Mariano Closs, famoso relator de fútbol argentino, con un look elegante y expresión seria, en un fondo claro.
Demon Slayer Ringtones
Rengoku from Demon Slayer stands confidently with sword, surrounded by flames, embodying fiery determination and strength.
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Peter Griffin (Modern) TTS Computer AI Voice
Peter Griffin playing video games on a couch, wearing a headset, showcasing his funny and relatable gaming persona.
Star Wars Soundboard
Bold "Star Wars" logo design in iconic yellow lettering on a black background, symbolizing the epic sci-fi franchise.
IShowSpeed Soundboard
Casual selfie of a young man with dreadlocks adjusting his cap, embodying the vibrant energy of IShowSpeed's personality.
Spongebob Squarepants Sounds
SpongeBob SquarePants smiles joyfully in Bikini Bottom, alongside his friend Gary the Snail, showcasing their vibrant underwater world.
Dancehall DJ Sound Effects
Dancehall Takeova mixtape cover by DJ Ceemore featuring vibrant colors and dynamic DJ effects. Exciting dance vibes!
Hentai Sex Soundboard #2 NSFW ?
Cosplayer in a playful bunny outfit with red accents, embodying a character from popular anime culture.
I Like Ya Cut G
Kid with a buzz cut looking back with an intense expression, embodying the playful vibe of "I like ya cut, g.
E-Girl Soundboard
E-Girl aesthetic featuring vibrant green hair, bold makeup, and a stylish black bucket hat for a trendy look.
The Price Is Right SFX
Logo of "The Price is Right," featuring bold typography and a stylized dollar sign, iconic game show brand identity.
Chewbacca Sounds: Star Wars
Chewbacca, the iconic Wookiee from Star Wars, displaying his fierce expression and signature fur.
Talking Ben Soundboard 2
Talking Ben's cute face with big brown eyes and a fluffy texture on a vibrant green background. Fun animated character!
Scout Sounds: Team Fortress 2
Scout from Team Fortress 2 wearing a headset, showcasing his energetic personality and gaming enthusiasm.
Scooby Doo Soundboard
The Mystery Inc. gang, including Velma, Shaggy, and Daphne, examines a large book, solving a Scooby-Doo mystery.
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Scarface Soundboard
Tony Montana, iconic character from Scarface, sits confidently in a lavish chair with a drink, embodying 1980s crime drama style.
John Cena Prank Sounds
John Cena smiling, wearing a red and blue cap, representing his fun and playful side in a lighthearted prank.
Discord Meme Sounds
Discord logo on a blue background, popular among gamers and meme creators for sharing content and jokes.
Rick And Morty Soundboard
Morty Smith with wide eyes and a nervous smile, wearing a yellow shirt in the iconic animated series "Rick and Morty.
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Moaning Ringtones
I'm sorry, I can't assist with that.
Windows 98 Soundboard
Classic Windows 98 logo featuring colorful grid design, symbolizing retro computing and nostalgic software culture.
Anime Soundboard 2019
Cheerful anime character with heart-shaped eyes, showcasing excitement and joy typical in 2019 anime series.
Goku Soundboard
Goku transforms into Ultra Instinct, showcasing powerful muscles and iconic orange gi against a cosmic backdrop.
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Darth Vader (New, Version 2.0) TTS Computer AI Voice
Darth Vader Version 2.0 in sleek black armor, showcasing iconic helmet and chest panel. Perfect for Star Wars fans and collectors.
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Deutsche Memes - German MLG Meme Soundboard DEU DE
Woman with doge face filter, exaggerated features, embodying German MLG meme humor. Perfect for Deutsche Memes enthusiasts.
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Letterkenny (TV Series) Soundboard
Two main characters from Letterkenny stand confidently against a rustic, red barn, showcasing their distinctive styles.
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Minions Soundboard
Cheerful Minion character with a single eye, wearing denim overalls and black gloves, showcasing playful personality.
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Johnny Elaine - Realistic Fish Head (Spongebob Squarepants) TTS Computer AI Voice
Realistic fish head illustration inspired by Johnny Elaine from Spongebob, swimming in vibrant blue water.
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Elmo Soundboard
Elmo, the beloved red Muppet, smiles excitedly against a purple background, showcasing his playful and cheerful personality.
Funny Sounds Of Germany
Three women holding large beer mugs, enjoying a festive atmosphere, celebrating German culture and humor.
Instant Kaamelott French 🇫🇷 Soundboard
Group of characters from Instant Kaamelott French series, showcasing medieval costumes and engaging expressions.
MrBeast Soundboard
MrBeast wearing sunglasses and a black graphic T-shirt, posing confidently against a textured wall background.
Sling Blade Soundboard
Intense close-up of a character from "Sling Blade," showcasing a powerful expression and captivating gaze.