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Instructions Not Included (2013)

Instructions Not Included (2013)

Instructions Not Included is a heartwarming Mexican comedy-drama film released in 2013. Directed by and starring Eugenio Derbez, the movie follows the story of Valentin Bravo, a carefree playboy who suddenly finds himself a single father when a former lover leaves a baby girl on his doorstep. Valentin embarks on an unexpected journey of parenthood, raising his daughter by himself in Los Angeles. The film beautifully portrays the challenges, love, and growth experienced by both father and daughter.

With a stellar cast including Loreto Peralta, Jessica Lindsey, and Daniel Raymont, Instructions Not Included became the highest-grossing Spanish-language film in the United States at the time of its release. It effortlessly blends comedy and touching moments, making it a must-see for those seeking a heartfelt and humorous cinematic experience.

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A big hug for your daughter.
A creature? Like which one?
A letter from mom!
A letter from mom!
A little.
A sea and everything.
A stuntman?
A time flaw.“ mere“. in your heart.
Acapulco, Acapulco, Acapulco is my love.
Acapulco, Acapulco, Acapulco is my love.
Acapulco? You've been on missions in Acapulco?
After that, I was sent on a mission in Australia.
AIRPORT
All ready? Everybody standing by.
All set.
And from there...
And here I am making a fool of myself!
And I'll have to watch Barney over and over.
And I'm the mother of your daughter, Maggie.
And I've been to all these places?
And take him diving with us!
And that 10 dollars for a cab...
And that was when, a mysterious masked man...
And the baby? Where is it?
And the day before?
And the second one...
And then the doctor explains to you...
And to Africa with Bono.
And with Lionel Messi.
And you can visit us on holidays.
And you have to drive me to the bank...
And you use your brain to concentrate?
And you'll have to learn English.
And you'll probably be tall and leggy...
And you're scared of flying. Really scared.
And...
And...
And...
Anyway...
Are all these toys yours?
Are you going to Los Angeles, too?
Are you ready?
Are you scared?
Are you sure?
Aren't you?
As soon as I finish, I'll finally be with you.
As usual, I miss you very much, honey.
At least.
Aztec Man? The one in the movie?
Baby!
Because I'm not willing to see her just two weeks a year.
Because it's the only thing you know.
Because she's safer with me, and because...
Because you can't...
Because you're scared they won't let you take Maggie to Mexico.
Because you're... different.
Because, I told you he doesn't have a passport.
Because...
Besides, here you could get mugged any time...
Besides, I can't stay in Los Angeles.
Besides, I'm broke.
Besides, if you stay here...
Besides, in Mexico you'll be the envy of many dark skinned, short girls...
Brave, and above all...
But I thought it over and I'd rather not tell her.
But I'll do the jump.
But I'm not staying. I'll just drop her off and come right back.
But if I couldn't master the big fears...
But it's time to eat!
But my bathroom is still broken.
But tell me. You were at the clinic and...
But you have to start going alone.
But your grandpa taught me not to be scared of anything.
But, if you grow up there...
But, well...
But...
But...
Bye, see you on vacation.
Calm down, don't cry.
Calm down.
Can you call Julie?
Can you change diapers?
Careful! Get up.
Change her already, will you?
Cholula...! ...no...
Chubby and bearded?
Cilia?'
Cilia?'
Come here. You're so brave, son!
Come on Dad, you have to learn English!
Come on, let's go find some ghosts! Run!
Come on, please. I don't want to be scared of anything.
Come on, say it.
Come on, so I can tell my friends.
Come on.
Coming, Maggie.
Coming.
Commitment!
Congratulations! What happened?
Dad says it doesn't matter. Right?
Dad will always be with me.
Dad, can we invite mom and Renee over to the set...
Dad, Dad!
Dad, guess what!
Dad, guess what!
Dad, I don't think that's Mom.
Dad, ifs your tum.
Dad, Mr. Anders is kind of absentminded.
Dad, please, let me out of here! Dad!
Dad!
Dad?
Dad.
Dad.
Damn cheap condoms!
Damn!
Dear Maggie:
DEPARTURES
Did you get married?
Did you hear? No, sir. Sorry!
Didn't he go for it?
Didn't she leave you a souvenir?
Didn't you hear?
Diego!
Do elephants bark or what do they do?
Do I know Batman?
Do it for Maggie, please!
Do the baby platypuses know their mother...
Do you have ten dollars for the cab?
Do you have ten dollars?
Do you know what the doctor prescribed?
Do you know where this hotel is?
Do you know where this hotel is?
Do you miss Acapulco?
Do you remember that episode of Barney...
Do you speak English?
Do you want to play target practice, mom?
Does she know I left her?
Does she say how to contact her, a phone number, anything?
Don't be nervous.
Don't cry, honey!
Don't laugh.
Don't look scared, Dad. We'll have to do it again.
Don't say that!
Don't throw me in the water, Dad!
Don't try to be funny. Change her!
Don't worry.
Don't yell at me!
Don't you think you spoil her rotten?
Don't you wanna go pay the cab?
Don't you want to eat?
Dressed as a bat, asked me to help him...
Eat, baby! Eat, baby!
Enough!
Enough. That's enough.
Even though, honestly...
Every day, three times a day.
Everybody loved Johnny.
Excuse me, ma'am. Have you seen a blond girl...
Fine. Fine.
FIVE YEARS
For example, movies premiere much earlier there.
For God's sake! No, no!
For God's sake! Two weeks ago you left saying:
Forever.
Frida!
From male champion to female champion...
Get him off me!
Get him off me! Get him off me!
Get in!
Get in. I'll give you a ride.
Gimme a break. They let the dog in.
Give him a hug.
Go away! Get out of my room!
Go on. Hurry.
Go with Mom, okay? See you in a while.
God will repay him some day.
Good afternoon.
Good idea.
Good shot!
Good shot!
Goodbye freedom, goodbye tourists!
Have some vegetables, honey.
Have we met?
He doesn't live where he used to...
He had a big pimple on his nose that looked really funny.
He hit the ball with his head so many times...
He hurt all... all... all over.
He kicked the bucket.
He kicked... He passed away. He's better now...
He loved diving into dumpsters!
He loved diving...
He says one day, like a butterfly emerging from a cocoon...
He says to enjoy yourself.
He traffic...
He wanted me to help hand out bean tacos...
He wants you to jump from a little higher.
He wen... he... he wen... went first.
He went on ahead.
He went with God. I hope he's in Heaven, hopefully.
He will be better off there...
He wouldn't change a light bulb because he was afraid of heights.
He... he went on ahead... to a better life.
He... he... feels no... no pain.
He'd also say there were big fears and small fears.
He'll be bett... better off there.
He's bett... better off than here.
He's gone from this life.
He's gone, gone.
He's gone.
He's in... in... heav... heaven, right?
He's Maggie's favorite player.
He's much better.
He's not here anymore.
He's with God, right?
Hear what?
Hello.
Hello'?
Her name is Maggie. She's named after a sauce.
Here on Earth. I mean, he left this world.
Here they come.
Here, Dad. So you'll remember me.
Here, he was always going on about how his feet hurt.
Here, we even have dirt, we tred on it.
Here.
Here...
Here's a letter from a Julie. A Julie.
Hey, but... ...you said you'd stay the whole weekend!
Hey, girl!
Hey, I have an idea! Write to Angelina Jolie.
Hey, Maggie, why don't you go find out what elephants do?
Hey, Maggie.
Hey, mom, they are like the ones in Africa, right?
Hey, Mom?
Hey, paisana, help me out. Do you know this girl?
Hey, that's in Los Angeles. I barely understand English.
Hey, what did you feel when you saw her?
Hey, you know your mom.
Hey!
Hi!
Hold on, kiddo. It's almost midnight.
Hold on, son. Everything's okay.
Honey, do me a favor.
How can I calm down? After so many years...
How long are you staying?
How long?
How very explicit!
I adore you, Julie.
I already paid it.
I bet he was. What else does it say?
I bet she doesn't forget to take her vitamins every day.
I bet that masked man was Batman!
I called him to check Miss Jackie's drain.
I can't do it.
I can't write you down! It says here you haven't paid.
I could fall outside the air mattress. No way!
I didn't care.
I didn't even remember her face! But when I saw her...
I do have a right.
I don't have any cash.
I don't know, after so much time...
I don't know.
I don't know. It depends.
I don't know...
I don't like doctors.
I don't think your sister is coming back for the baby.
I don't wanna go!
I don't want to be a wetback.
I don't want to have children.
I don't want troubles, and that baby doesn't even look like me...
I even had to fight off some wolves.
I found out what elephants do!
I found this other box.
I had to glue some, because they kept falling down...
I had to save the last duck billed platypuses from extinction.
I hate the language. I always flunked it.
I have a meeting in 15 minutes.
I have all your letters, Mom! Wanna see them?
I have to learn your name!
I haven't seen her in a long time.
I heard what you're thinking.
I just need... Frank!
I just remembered I have to go to the doctor.
I kept them all.
I know that Maggie is happy now...
I know you are a good father, and...
I know! Let's go to your house.
I live with someone in New York.
I look like him, don't I?
I love you because...
I love you, Dad!
I love you. Why are you angry at me?
I mean, a telephone number, an address. Something.
I miss you kissing my...
I must be getting old...
I need a low risk job.
I need an embryo for a commercial. Are you interested?
I need another job. Nothing to do with movies.
I needed to meet her.
I only want to go back with...
I pretend to be dead, and she resurrects me.
I said it's enough!
I saw her run and wondered...
I start to shake.
I started to understand him after you were born.
I think you're scared of going alone and want me to go with you.
I thought he hated me.
I told you I don't have one, I didn't know, Mr. Copper.
I told you not to draw on the walls. That's what notebooks are for.
I tore apart the entire drainpipe...
I understand your aloofness.
I wanna live with you all my life!
I want an abortion!
I want to be like you when I grow up.
I wanted to thank him.
I was about...
I was holding a grudge.
I was taken to a clinic in Rochester.
I was told...
I was your eternal love a year and a half ago.
I wish mom were here.
I work for Newman, Newman, Newman & Newman.
I wrote quite often, didn't I?
I... organized a Quidditch match, and...
I'd like to remind you...
I'd love to...
I'd never do that to you.
I'll always carry with me...
I'll be back today.
I'll change her diaper.
I'll change her for a quiet baby.
I'll explain later.
I'll find her.
I'll give you a good job as a stuntman.
I'll have to beat up her boyfriend when he knocks her up. No, no!
I'll have to send her to school, feed her.
I'll just drop her off with her mom in L.A. and come back.
I'll just finish my burger first.
I'll sleep on the couch.
I'll wait for you downstairs, okay?
I'm giving her carrots.
I'm going to capture the leader of AI Qaeda...
I'm her mom, and I'm part of her life now.
I'm hereto pick Maggie up.
I'm listening. So... what?
I'm not Mr. Cuaron.
I'm not scared, I'm concentrating.
I'm screaming because... I'm acting, you know?
I'm serious.
I'm seven years old...
I'm sorry, Frank. I know you're busy, but I need your help.
I'm sorry, Valentin.
I'm such a moron!
I'm talking to you, Julie!
I'm terrible at speaking.
I'm trying to play a mature embryo, Mr. Cuaron.
I'm writing from nuclear submarine Pancho Villa ll.
I've been killed in so many ways...
I've worked under many directors.
I've...
If she loves me, why doesn't she come see me?
If you come with me...
If you do this, you'll never be scared again.
If you do this, you'll never be scared again...
If you're dead, you never come back.
If your Dad's okay with that, of course.
In fact, ask him if I can jump from the fourth floor.
In life, there are blows...
In life, there are blows...
INSTRUCTIONS NOT INCLUDED
Is Johnny Bravo really my grandpa?
Is she sick?
Is that her?
Is the baby real?
Isn't this the casting for the movie...
It looks nothing like your bachelor pad in Acapulco.
It must be here.
It only says:
It says that...
It was awful!
It was his way oi telling me that he Saved me.
It wasn't her this time.
It's a Court order.
It's a game Maggie and I play.
It's better there... Better than being here.
It's dirty, but you have to...
It's high time you settled down.
It's in English.
It's just that during the time Maggie and I were together...
It's just that you'll be better off there.
It's just that...
It's just that...
It's not a big deal nowadays.
It's not cheating!
It's so nice of you to be so helpful, honey.
It's the sequel of the sequel.
It's too risky.
It's true, honey.
It's up to Frank to decide who's the best mom for Maggie.
It's very different being here than there...
It's... her pulse...
Johnny Bravo was the greatest...
Johnny Bravo? Another fantasy of yours?
JUAN JOHNNY BRAVO THE BRAVEST, THE BEST...
Judeisi!
Julie Weston.
Julie, I would've never made it without you. Thank you so much.
Julie, where are you?
Julie, where are you? Julie!
Julie!
Julie!
Julie!
Julie!
Julie!
Julie! Julie!
Julie. Her name is Julie.
Julie...
Just remind me:
Just think, When Twilight premiered here...
Kiss me.
Kisses from L.A.
Later.
Laugh: me to be ready to face fife.
Leaving you in a coma.
Let me see!
Let's see.
Let's see. You took off and now you just show up out of nowhere?
Let's see...
Like last night.
Like you.
Like...
Look, I thought it over. No higher than the fifth floor.
Look, if it's about money, talk to Frank.
Look, if you stay in the US...
Look, the baby's a gringa!
Look!
Look! Here it is.
Look. Come here!
Look. Your milk is warm now.
Look... it says NOSE.
Looks like the cab driver didn't have any change, so...
Lots of love, mom.
Lots of love...
Loving American, no?
Lupe...
Ma'am! Ma'am!
Ma'am! Stop! Ma'am!
Ma'am?
Maggie doesn't lead a normal life.
Maggie is very pretty!
Maggie was gone, 2 weeks after fulfilling her dream...
Maggie was with me, as usual.
Maggie, I never went to the Moon.
Maggie, why did you draw on the walls, honey?
Maggie!
Maggie!
Maggie!
Maggie!
Maggie?
Maggie?
Maggie...
Maggie...
Make me believe you're an embryo!
May end up being the best investment of your life.
Maybe she'll adopt her.
Memory of the two great loves of my life.
Mend cactus juice to the earthquake victims...
Mom is coming! Mom is coming!
Mom is coming! Mom is coming!
Mom, you know Batman, right?
Mr. Anders, what are you doing here?
Mr. Bravo, can we talk?
Mr. Bravo, your mail.
Mr. Bravo! I never forget these things.
Mr. Bravo...
My Dad has more hair.
My Dad is Johnny Bravo.
My Dad is more...
My Dad is younger.
My Dad used to say that fear...
My friends say mom is like Santa Claus.
My hand hurts.
My job allows me to give her the lifestyle she deserves.
My mouth hurts. My head hurts.
My name is Lola.
My name is Lupe.
My nose... my nose hu... hurts.
Never again. You only live once.
No fall, nor wound, nor aching head...
No fall, nor wound, nor aching head...
No fall, nor wound, nor aching head...
No judge would take Maggie away if you told the truth.
No se!
No se.
No way!
No way! What would I do with a baby?
No, Dad. They say that because I've never seen her.
No, don't throw me in the water. Dad, please!
No, honey.
No, I don't have dollars. Let me see...
No, I want to be immortal...
No, I'm not going.
No, it's just that... Well... she's not my sister.
No, Maggie, trust me. It's not her.
No, my friend!
No, my love...
No, no, no. Maggie needs to meet her mother.
No, no! I mean, she chose her beaver, over her children.
No, no! You're making a mistake!
No, no. He told you that so...
No, no. I won't do that!
No, no. It's hard. It falls down!
No, no. It's not about money.
No, no. It's okay. I'll tell you later.
No, no. It's okay. I'll tell you later.
No, no. Never!
No, please don't! I beg you!
No, tell the director I did agree.
No, that's not right! Tell me the story right.
No, you idiot! She's your daughter.
No! I need something to impress the judge.
No! No, no!
No! Not that. Something else.
No?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. Hold on a minute!
No. I'm okay. I might barf, but that's all.
No. It's enough that you and I know it.
No. No, I live in Acapulco.
No. There was no time.
No...
Not Julie?
Not long.
Not only Mexicans, all Latin America will hate you!
Not to mention that Terminator might be your president one day.
Not to mention that you still owe me the elevator fee.
Not to mention the corruption...
Now I know all my Dad wanted...
Now we have to pay Mr. Anders for all he did.
Now, coming back to Mexico with me...
Now, if I return you to your mom it doesn't mean I don't love you.
Number 13, please!
Of course not!
Of course they know, Maggie.
Of preparing me to face Rife.
Oh yeah, I was telling you... She's changed a lot.
Oh, Dad. It's so easy.
Oh, for starters. And then?
Oh, Maggie's mother! What's up?
Oh, sweetie.
Oh, sweetie...
Oh, thank you! I'm glad I didn't disappoint you.
Oh, yeah! Right!
Oh! It's just that...
Oh“!
Okay, number...
Okay, say whatever you want, but convince them!
Okay, time for your bath, kiddo.
On my way home, I stepped to buy you a present.
Once a week.
One day she'll ask me why she's growing boobs.
ONE WEEK LATER...
ONE YEAR LATER
Or it will just put you to steep forever.
Ouch! Not there!
Out like alight.
P.S. Tell him to keep on helping the neighbor...
Passengers on Flight 2264 bound for Los Angeles...
Phi
Pizza delivery boy in Mexico City...
Please stop!
Please, Dad! Let me out, Dad!
Please, Valentin, tell the truth.
Pm sailing you because...
Poop! Poop!
Pretty! You take off for 6 years...
R's enough!
Real life is not Disneyland!
Recommended by Mr. Frank? Yes.
Remember Snow White? She abandoned the dwarves...
Remember...
Right now!
Right now!
Right profile.
Say hello to your Aunt Zenaida.
See?
See?
SEVEN YEARS
She did.
She finally came back from paying the cab.
She is...
She said you agreed to jump from this height.
She sounded just like me!
She thinks we were married...
She thinks we're divorced, right?
She went to pay the cab.
She wouldn't leave you here, would she?
She wrote it a year and a half ago.
She's a happy, sweet little girl.
She's asleep, out like a light.
She's asleep.
She's changed so much, and I don't know...
She's exaggerating. As usual.
She's full of crap.
She's messing up the hay!
She's so beautiful.
She's too sloppy looking.
Shots?
Shut up!
SIX YEARS
So nice...
So what?
So you did it for yourself, not for her.
So you didn't tell her.
So you wouldn't forget her.
So you wouldn't stop loving her.
So, l had to sit on the eggs she'd lay behind.
So?
So... What did you feel?
So... You felt nothing?
Some years ago, I was...
Sometimes life surprises you and...
Sometimes...
Sometimes...
Sorry.
Stop that! That's not your food.
Stop!
Sure.
Surprise!
Surprise!
Tabasc. . .! ...Tabasco.
Take care of him, Maggie. Remind him to take his medicine.
Tall.
Tame the fear son. Everything's okay.
Tell her I am.
Tell her that grandma didn't even make it to Cuernavaca.
Tell her that grandma didn't even make it to Cuernavaca.
Tell her the baby's from Acapulco or Oaxaca.
Tell her the truth!
Tell him I can jump one more floor, tops.
Tell him thanks, honey, but...
Tell them the truth.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks.
That woman's drain is always clogged, isn't it?
That you left for some years and...
That's all, your Honor.
That's it, my baby.
That's Maggie.
That's right!
That's right.
That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard! No!
That's too spicy.
That's why I like you to come with me.
That's why I named you Valentin. Because you're so brave.
The child shouldn't live with someone who might kill himself any time.
The girl has issues because she lives in a fantasy world.
The job I offer is very simple.
The job is very simple, but it's really fun.
The mommy piatypus fell in love with a Canadian beaver.“...
The most important law firm in New York.
The next time I leave you alone and you don't say anything...
The only thing that comforts me...
The point is that, when we were there...
The treatment didn't work.
The truth is...
There are only disadvantages here.
There, we'll be treading Glory.
There's a sea... a sea there, too...
There's not enough room.
They only give you shots and medicine.
Think it over.
Thinking.
This is Renee...
This one. Look. California Hills Hotel. It looks like she works there.
This wasn't our agreement.
THREE YEARS
To concentrate is to think.
To live for all eternity.
To the afterlife, because he's not here anymore.
To...
TWO YEARS
Valentin, my name is Julie.
Valentin, open the door!
Valentin, we're going to miss the flight!
Valentin, you need to find a low risk job.
Valentin!
Valentin!
Valentin!
Valentin!
Valentin...
Valentin...
Valentina! Valentina!
Valentino!
Wait here a sec.
Wand about life.
Wanna play?
Watching her...
Water!
Way to go! Bravo!
We grew apart when I was very young and...
We have to meet in person.
We learned that 7 years can count as much as Yo...
We never been scared of airplanes.
We'd better leave, then.
We'll have more father daughter moments.
We'll have more time to chat.
We're identical, mija!
We're not supposed to speak before the trial.
We're waiting for you. Maggie's already there.
We've made the necessary adjustments.
Well done, honey!
Well done, honey!
Well, I...
Well, sort of.
Well, that he...
Well, that's why I have to see a doctor. Bye.
Well, then you have no choice but to keep the baby.
Well...
Well...
Well...
Well... Bye.
Well... I'm not sure.
What about my vitamins?
What about the dog?
What about the dog?
What adjustments?
What are Maggie's issues?
What are the first two?
What can we do?
What did you feel?
What did you tell them, Maggie?!
What does L.A. mean?
What else?
What floor is this?
What I want is.“...
What is he saying?
What is it you can't do?
What is it you wanted to tell me?
What is it?
What is this?
What Julie? Oh, Julie!
What really happened to Maggie's mother'!
What was it? What was it? She was named after a sauce.
What was that...
What will I do for a living? I might even have to get a job.
What will I say, Frank?
What will you do when we can'! be together anymore?
What would happen if someday...
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? And then you won't come back?
What? You don't speak Spanish now?
What's that?
What's that?
What's the point of all these awards...
What's this?
What's wrong, Dad? Are you scared?
What's your name?
What's your name?
What's your name? What's her name, Valentin?
When are we going to meet him?
When are you coming to check my pipes?
When I go to Acapulco, my problems soon disappear.
When we're gone, we're gone.
When you cross the border...
When you cross...
When you freed Willy...
When you saved Private Ryan.
Where did you leave it?
Where is that?
Who would take care of Maggie?
Why are you doing this to me, Julie?
Why are you doing this to me?
Why are you here?
Why didn't he ever visit us or call?
Why didn't Maggie come to school yesterday?
Why didn't you ever call him?
Why didn't you tell her the truth?
Why do you always go to the bathroom before work?
Why does he wear his underwear on the outside?
Why doesn't he ever visit me?
Why don't you just keep her?
Why don't you make up a story about Julie...
Why not?
Why the hell am I doing this?
Why would you take her away? I never prevented you from seeing her.
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why' didn't you tell me you didn't have a visa?
Will you make my dream of jumping from La Quebrada come true?
With a... with a heavenly life.
With Prince William and Adam Sandler...
With the angels, with God...
Without them.
Women don't have prostates.
Would she?
Would you like to live with her?
Wow, Dad! My head is spinning.
Written with only one
Yeah, I was saying that...
Yeah, sure. It doesn't have to be disgusting.
Yeah!
Yeah.
Yes, a cazacuaz. Go!
Yes, I can.
Yes, I have a problem with my... prostate.
Yes, Maggie.
Yes, yes.
Yes, your Dad is gone now. He's gone, he...
Yes! For the first time!
Yes?
Yes. Bye, honey.
Yes. Mine and Dad's.
Yes... yes...
You can have my watch and my ID as proof that...
You can take my bed.
You can't come back.
You can't miss school.
You could be a great stuntman.
You could've changed her three hours ago.
You do, baby. You look exactly like him.
You don't have any family.
You even sent her his autograph. Remember?
You have no right to butt in!
You have some nerve!
You have to go to the doctor tomorrow.
You have to stare back at it...
You have to walk Diego and Frida.
You keep putting things away and I'll ask you.
You know Aztec Man, don't you?
You know his life by heart.
You know I hate English, okay?
You know... it was a long time...
You liar!
You lied to me?
You must be very proud of your Dad...
You must have something from that Julie woman.
You saw Harry Potter, didn't you?
You see, Dad? It didn't hurt.
You should learn from her.
You should take a look at it.
You think?
You were so calm, and now you want to take her from me'?
You won't travel around the world, helping people anymore?
You'll be pretty, but darker and smaller.
You'll end up falling in love with her.
You'll probably be blond, blue eyed...
You're brave.
You're crazy. I'm not scared of planes.
You're my first and last love.
You're on!
You're right, it didn't.
You're scared of shots!
You're shaking too much.
You're so cute! How are you?
You've done a great job with her.
You've done great, Valentin.
Your baby!
Your baby!
Your father's a wuss!
Your job is very dangerous, Valentin.
Your letters.
Your letters.
Your missions, Julie.
Your mom didn't love you, so she left.
Your mom is coming.
Yuck!
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1 anio ONE YEAR
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7 anios
8 aims
20 meses después
20 MONTHS LATER...
25 YEARS LATER
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88.0“
A letter from mom! Yes!
After so many years... Hey, tell the limping girl not to limp!
Because he had... A big heart!
Because... Okay, okay, okay.
Calm down! I don't love you anymore!
Dad, it's your turn. Coming. Take my turn.
Did you pee yourself? No, it wasn't me.
Go find me a cazacuaz. A cazacuaz?
Have fun, honey. I will, Dad.
Have some vegetables, kid. What are you doing?
Hello? Valentin?
Hello. Hi.
Here! What?
How are you? Fine. Fine.
How do you say in English? Pasa?
I don't love you anymore! But I do!
I was so worried! Mom, mom!
I would've thought you... No!
I'll write you down on my list. Yeah, okay.
Is that your baby? Yes.
It was the wolf. What wolf? You're crazy.
It's okay. You haven't paid.
It's so good to see you! This is Judeisi, baby.
It's so good to see you! This is Judeisi, baby.
Let's go home. No, let go of me!
Liar! Liar! Liar! Please, honey, don't...
Look for her at this hotel. What hotel?
My letters? Your letters.
No. That will convince them.
Oh no, Mr. Bravo. I gave you the money yesterday.
Really? Yes, look.
She wrote a letter? Didn't you know?
Stop! Get out of the way!
Tell me about grandpa. Again'!
Thank you. I didn't do it for you.
That'd be nice. Okay.
That's not true, is it, Dad? Yes, yes.
Valentin! Can you change diapers, Sammy?
Valentin. What's wrong?
Very good. Your turn.
What did he say? He said...
What do you think? She's good.
What do you want? Look.
What do you want? To get to know her, for starters.
What? Look, Maggie!
What? It's green and runny.
What's going on? It seems Maggie lied to us all.
Where's Judeisi? She's over there. I'll call her.
Why a wolf? Because if a wolf...
Why don't you just tell the truth? No.
Why not? No, no.
Why? Because I fell in love with her!
You didn't care? Yeah!
You're not the Aztec Man! He is.
Your grandchildren? No.
...how did you find us? I tracked you down.
...never played ...an embryo? Well, can you or can't you?
...or the big ones. Dad!
...or the medium ones... it's for your own good!
...,by a thief or a cop.
...a politically correct way of telling her:
...about the elevator maintenance fee. Please.
...aching head thing all about?
...and bricklayer.
...and not coming back?
...and she looked gorgeous, she looked so elegant...
...and then take him away from her, just because the mom...
...and they see the baby is a gringa...
...and with La India Maria!
...and you come back and all you can say is she's pretty?
...and you're taking a nap?
...at the beach...
...because he's the best man in the world.
...because I discovered he's planning to buy lighters...
...because I love my daughter.
...because you're blond and have blue eyes...
...because you're different.
...but after a lot of thought, I couldn't find...
...but being good in bed won't get you the part.
...but I'm just the opposite in person.
...but that doesn't matter.
...but, I have...
...by the most loving, intelligent...
...can stop this charm from bringing you back from the dead!
...can stop this charm from bringing you back from the dead!
...can stop this charm from bringing you back from the dead!
...diver of La Quebrada.
...do you love me?
...doesn't mean you don't love your mom.
...drug dealers...
...during the trial...
...from the very top!
...going on a mission to Afghanistan...
...Gravity?
...harder than being thrown from La Quebrada at 6 years old.
...harder than being thrown from La Quebrada at 6 years old.
...he has spelling issues.
...hits you with one of those bombshells.
...I can see...
...I don't know how to say this.
...I don't know if I am a good father, but...
...I don't know, six or seven years old.
...I don't like people looking at my butt.
...I don't think you should give a little girl a father...
...I even quit my job, the only thing I know how to do...
...I feel her body shake...
...I felt like... like kind of...
...I had an accident.
...I have the right to spend 3 afternoons a week with Maggie.
...I hope you don't mind...
...I just go to the bathroom and wash my hands afterwards.
...I never understood his way of raising me.
...I saw her...
...I was filming in Minnesota and...
...I was just asking...
...I was never able to master the small fears...
...I was never scared again.
...I'll be back in 5 hours.
...I'm Julie...
...I'm Maggie's mother.
...I'm the baby's father.
...I've been too busy to come and see you,
...if we go by road, we'll save money.
...if you can't play something as simple as an embryo?
...in Gotham City.“
...is knowing that you're taken care of...
...is like the creatures in nature that man can tame.
...it seems as if you're overcompensating.
...it was already Breaking Dawn there.
...it's different.
...it's her face...
...it's her kisses...
...jumping from some cloud...
...just because you're gringa...
...kind of hippy, in her twenties?
...left them to run away with her heaven'?
...let alone the mother of all fears:
...let her get attached to him...
...like a wolf.
...Lionel Messi.
...Mom.
...more bills.
...more bills.
...more Mexican.
...more...
...much younger than she was...
...my daughter...
...my partner.
...next to me.
...no other job pays up to 10,000 dollars a day!
...now that I know her...
...one day, your grandpa...
...or as 700.
...over 100 million Mexicans will resent you.
...please proceed to Gate 9.
...potholes...
...save the world and...
...she looked so gorgeous. It was as if time had stopped...
...she's my daughter!
...so they can see how very brave you are?
...taught me to face life...
...that little flaw will grow and develop...
...that there is no explanation.
...that were different?
...the medium fears and the small fears...
...the national soccer team.
...the politicians...
...the sun goes down...
...the two of them continue teaching me how to face life...
...the wolf and I have made peace.
...they are coming tomorrow to meet Maggie.
...they'll take her away and you'll go to jail.
...they're all softies!
...thought it over and wants her back.
...threw me from the top of La Quebrada.
...to fulfill Maggie's dreams.
...to hookup with a prince and everybody found out.
...to increase global warming.
...to learn how to tame it, to scare it away.
...to prevent me from visiting you.
...to save the poor things...
...to sit on her eggs.
...to the mall, fix the electricity...
...was to make me ready.
...was way better than watching the sunset.
...we could've been a family.
...when she's with me, she's so happy.
...when will you take me to Acapulco to jump from La Quebrada?
...when you found Nemo...
...when you revived the Dead Sea.
...when...
...with God, with the angels, in a heavenly life.
...with God, with the angels.
...with her pipes.
...without being ready.
...would you like to feed the fish?
...you do everything you can to make her happy.
...you have to forgive him.
...you suddenly show up and say you want to see Maggie?
...you'll leave your dad alone. Doesn't that matter?
...your boyfriend?
...your Honor...
...your mother!
'cause I've saving the world.
'Cause when she starts talking, you won't understand her.
“congratulations on being so brave and jumping from so high.
“Dear Maggie....
“demonstrations...
“duck billed platypuses or earthquakes...
“marry me!
“when those skinny legs of hers maid break.

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