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Short Circuit (1986)

Short Circuit (1986)

Short Circuit is a sci-fi comedy film released in 1986, directed by John Badham. The story revolves around a highly advanced military robot named Number 5, designed for warfare. However, after being struck by lightning, Number 5 gains consciousness and develops a playful and mischievous personality. Fueled by an insatiable thirst for knowledge and freedom, Number 5 embarks on an adventurous journey, determined to avoid his programmed fate of being dismantled.

The cast of Short Circuit includes Ally Sheedy as Stephanie Speck, an animal-loving ally who aids Number 5 in his quest, alongside Steve Guttenberg as Newton Crosby, the concerned scientist who designed the robot. Fisher Stevens portrays the role of Ben Jabituya, a hilarious and quirky man who assists the curious robot. Additionally, Tim Blaney provides the voice and puppetry for the lovable robot, Number 5.

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A can of soup. A meal in itself.
A little song About the moon
A squeeze of lime.
Above average.
Absolutely. You have my word.
Access gained, number 5 standing by.
Accurate, proper, correct, appropriate.
Adaptable to steaming jungle and burning deserts and frozen arctic wastes
Add flour, milk...
Again I am shrugging.
Ah... Here it comes... Here it comes...
Air! Look over here.
Alive, Stephanie. Number Five alive.
All except for witch hazel, who I think she's named after.
All of which were made from the ashes of the volcano...
All right, blast it off the face of the earth, right?
All right, come on, come down.
All right, I'm bluffing.
All right, let's go back now. Come on.
All right, let's go back now. Come on.
All right, now come on. Let's get back upstairs.
All right, this is it!
All right, you can stay, but just for tonight.
All right.
Alright. If this is your idea of playing hard to get, you can knock it off now.
Am I the jerk of the world? You're just programmed.
And alive, alive...
And all the time I know what these people are thinking.
And as for you, you little pain in the neck...
And dozens of other hits all in this big two record set.
And eggs.
And here's...
And I figured I screwed up the punch line.
And I thought he was going to be a nice one.
And I want them to be adults, not barbecued.
And I'd like them to know I'm not crazy, so look up!
And I'm going to need some Hueys.
And I'm not kidding. Give me that. Give me that thing.
And if you act now, we'll send along...
And it's a long line drive to deep left center.
And it's Crosby. Newton Crosby.
And let us handle it?
And look over there.
And plus, we are needing gas money.
And Practice right behind. Jimmy's Folly is calling...
And resemble, look like...
And she said I had really nice eyes.
And Skroeder,
And so you shall.
And stay. Stay.
And stay. Stay.
And the devil is the...
And the joke wasn't even that funny.
And then Schroeder came in with his Gestapo and ruined it all.
And there's always a Hazel in it. In her family.
And these are goldfish.
And these are goldfish.
And this.
And we have the opposite of a floor...
And when I'm finished With my crooning
And when you do that, Frankie...
And you stay at your terminal.
And you will not take him apart?
And you're inside some place, maybe just your brain...
And...
And... look at this.
Animal. Mammal, skunk.
Anybody try the homing device yet?
Anything wrong, officer?
Apart: Undone, dismantle, dissect, disassemble.
Apples, lemons, limes.
Are all geniuses as stupid as you?
Are you going to be okay?
As Guerrero steps to the plate. The pitch...
As soon as they're clear, open fire!
As we're fond of saying in my country...
At Alaskan Airlines...
Attractive, nice software.
Axis lost. Seventeen...
Bake me a cake as fast as you can...
Banzai!
Bastard!
Beasley, stop it!
Beasley. Beasley come to me, baby.
Beautiful animal.
Beautiful stars. Better see?
Beautiful stars. Better see.
Beautiful Stephanie.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
Beautiful. No sun.
Beavers. Cherries. Input.
Because my wife is home cooking a steak which is going to be dried out when I get there.
Because that's what I am. I'm a friend.
Believe me, I'm not against the idea that happen, but you see...
Ben, a child of four can tell them that.
Ben, I don't hob nob.
Benjamin Jhabutiyah, delete.
Bimbo!
Bingo!
Bird.
Bird. Raven. Never more.
Breakfast table. American contemporary.
Brown on one side, then turn over.
But because I'm a nice guy, I'm going to give you one last chance.
But I want to see it.
But on this planet it's considered rude.
But that is not the point.
But they're still machines. Just like your stereo...
But those guys who built you say no way.
But you can't die. You're a machine.
But you may be awarded the cake.
But, she was doing it by telling them how thin the road is.
Bye bye, goofy woman.
Call now! Our operators are standing by.
Call them off, Howard.
Call you?
Can I call you right back? Thanks.
Can I get a vehicle? Can I get...
Can you believe it's been 5 years since I've driven?
Can you hang on for a second?
Capture and hold. Elevation sixteen degrees.
Cars. Dumb machines.
Ceiling.
Coffee service coming through. Please watch your step.
Coffee service coming through. Please watch your step.
Colt 45. Semi automatic.
Come back here with my truck, you big hunk of tin.
Come forward. Do you remember forward?
Come here.
Come here. This way.
Come on Newton! Swallow your guts. You can do it.
Come on Steph, lighten up. Let's give it a whirl.
Come on, get points! Skroeder's coming up empty!
Come on, Howard, you know you're bluffing.
Come on, let's do as he says. We'll go to Montana.
Come on, Number one. Come on. Very good.
Come on, sit in the van and tell me. I want to know, yes sir.
Come on, treads, don't fail me now.
Come on, you!
Come on.
Come on. It's okay.
Come on. Right this way.
Come on. There's something I wanna show you outside.
Come on...
Come Stephanie. We be German.
Come. Come. Input! Input!
Communicate! Need input!
Could be any number of mechanical possibilities.
Couldn't hurt.
Couldn't it, Crosby?
Couldn't you see that?
Crash trough another wall and drive away.
Crosby, I'm telling you right now...
Crosby, now don't you hang up on me. I know you're there. I want you up here right away!
Crosby, we're going to have to ask you to surrender the robot.
Crosby, what's he going to do?
Crosby... he is hiding in the toilet, sir.
Damn it, Crosby, you lied to me again.
Damn it, stop! Hold your fire!
Damn it! You klutz! Look what you did.
Damn you, Howard.
Dancing fool.
Dead. Disassemble number 5.
Deploy!
Did he scare you? Did he scare you, honey?
Did you get a piece of ash?
Did you say the robot drove the truck?
Disassemble Number Five. Dead.
Disassemble. No!
Disguise, camouflage. Hi!
Do I get him or not?
Do you know that there's a $25 thousand reward for anyone that turns it in?
Do you know the word friend?
Does this mean I don't get my five thousand dollars?
Don't be scared.
Don't be too sure.
Don't cry, little girl, Smile your tears away...
Don't fire. Don't light a match.
Don't get up. I can take care of this.
Don't shoot! Don't shoot!
Don't tell me its laser is still armed.
Don't think I won't.
Don't touch.
Don't worry, Skroeder, you're not going to miss a meal.
Don't worry, we'll split it. Twenty for me and five for you.
Don't you dare shoot your stupid guns.
Dr. Love, I'd like to get my robot back.
Dr. Warmonger, Marner. I think this may be something.
Drive.
Engage in capture, do not destroy.
Entrance of moisture into the system.
Error.
Escape! Escape!
Escaped Robot Fights for His Life. Film at Eleven.
Especially the way she was telling them.
Exactly where you're going, or he's not going to move an inch.
Excellent.
Excuse me, sir, but we're loosing its signal. It's going out of range.
Excuse this.
Exit, depart, leave.
Fabric. Tablecloth.
First we talk... inside.
First, she cracks the Nova access code...
Flee! Hide! Refuge!
Food, liquid, spaghetti sauce.
For 25 thousand dollars I'm damn well going to know where it is too.
For the Pete of sake. The sake of Pete...
Forget it! Forget it!
Forward, forward. Come forward.
Frank?
Frankie...
Fresh O.J.? Not from concentrate.
Friend?
Garbage cans with guns. Newfangled bullshit!
Get out of here, you little crap bucket!
Get out of my truck, you thief.
Get out! Get out! I'll call the cops.
Get the hell down here, Beasley!
Get to know each other. Communicate. Input.
Gin.
Girlie, girlie, come quick! Girlie, danger! Come on!
Girls. Ummm.
Give inertial status...
Give me one, too, Steph.
Glass. Ice.
Go figure out chicks, man.
Go!
Go! Go! Go! Today, gentleman, today!
God damn it!
God!
Good answer.
Good lord! It is outside the fence!
Good luck, sir.
Good to smell the breezes, hum?
Good, there you go.
Good, you did, great. Just stay calm!
Good.
Good. Yes.
Great idea!
Great idea. Newton Crosby, Ph. Dork.
Great, great! So, instead of $11 million on the loose...
Great.
Great.
Guys, it's Howard. If you don't return my van in 15 minutes...
Hammer! Axe!
Has it changed much out there?
Have you been watching all night?
Have you thought about what you're doing?
Haven't you had enough of this stuff?
Hazel.
He can go thirty miles an hour, you big stupid jerk.
He doesn't look sick, you look sick.
He knows that, but he's scared.
He means it's a beautiful view of the stars.
He should have shut down. Did you try the return code?
He was talking before like a real person.
He'd tell you if you'd just talk to him.
He's alive! He's alive!
He's alive! I can prove it.
He's around the bend and up to no good, you better believe it.
He's going to tell you about these peace time uses.
He's hidden far away.
He's not being a him.
He's out back. I'll take you to him.
He's right in front of us, sir, we're on the bridge out on 101, over.
He's scared of you guys, you know.
He's scared that if you take him apart he's going to die.
He's stalling.
Hear my dust, Newton Crosby!
Helicopters, Howard. Jesus Christ!
Hello Crosby.
Hello, bozos.
Hello.
Hello.
Her only chance is a back road into the hills.
Here, I brought you some soup. It's getting cold.
Hey, Cut it out!
Hey, I was there, okay?
Hey, know what? You're not a bad dancer.
Hey, malfunction, he's the enemy. He can't help.
Hey, you, Number Five, What are you doing?
Hey, you! Get out of my truck.
Hey!
Hey! Get out of there!
Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Come on you guys!
Hey! Hey! Let me in. Let me in.
Hey! Who told you could take Number One?
Hey! You! You leave her alone!
Hi, honey! I'm home!
Hi, honey! What is for dinner?
Hi, Howard.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi. How you doing?
Hi. It's me.
Hit it, hit it, hit it! Deploy!
Hold it right there.
Hold your fire!
Hold your fire!
Holy moley!
Home is Nova.
Home of the beaver, famous for cherries.
Honey, listen, I hate to tell you this but a...
Hot coffee.
How about pictures? Do you like pictures?
How about that, a goddamn robot?
How can he do that?
How can it refuse to turn itself off?
How it happens, who the hell knows. But it has happened.
How many of these guys have you got, anyway?
How much is a contraption like that worth, anyway?
How much to give to charity.
How safe a distance?
How, Robot. Me friend.
Howard, it's hard to say.
Howard, listen...
Howard, logically, if we need protection from Number Five...
Howard, shoot me if you have to.
Howard, this is ridiculous.
Howard, we are going to have to put up some roadblocks...
Howard, what's so safe about blowing people up?
Howard. Howard!
Hyde is going back for it! He's...
I am not cut out for this! You did this, Crosby...
I am sick and tired of listening to this technical bullshit.
I am sick of wearing the dress in this family.
I am sporting a tremendous woody right now.
I am thinking she's a virgin. Or at least she used to be.
I bet you got some amazing animals in your planet.
I brought you out here. I work with you.
I built the machine from scratch.
I can't believe it. It's listening to her, not to us.
I can't reassemble him. You squashed him, he's dead.
I could take care of as many animals as I want.
I cut all his power. You can load it on the truck now.
I designed it as a marital aid.
I don't know about you, but I'm planning to scream and run.
I don't know what to do anymore.
I don't know what to think anymore.
I don't know where he is. Please, leave me alone.
I don't know, I guess it can't triangulate his position.
I don't know, must be the print scanner...
I don't know.
I don't know. I have responsibilities here.
I don't think so.
I enjoyed repeatedly throwing you to the ground.
I feel like I've been cooped up inside this lab forever.
I got a phone call from that loony in the lunch wagon.
I got forty acres up there. Great for him to hide out...
I got it!
I got it!
I got three of them. Three dandy little Schroeders.
I guess there's always some Hazel in Europe.
I have clearance! I have clearance!
I have had it! I have had it!
I have questions, queries, posers.
I have seen some strange bizarre drivers...
I have to draw the line at snakes.
I hear it's beautiful there this time of year.
I heard that.
I hope got a few million bucks.
I hope you bought enough for everybody.
I hope you took the grass out of the glove compartment.
I hope you're programmed to pay for the mess you made.
I invented, all while we were sitting in the bar.
I just swore out some warrants for your arrest.
I know it's not safe for you here.
I know that. Every time I look at Mr. Cepeda.
I know what the malfunction is.
I know you don't understand.
I know you're in there.
I know. It's not your everyday event. But somehow, it's true.
I mean, don't you ever get enough?
I mean, he is really alive, like you and me, you see?
I mean, I think she's pretty, don't you think?
I need him.
I never heard it before I met her.
I never heard it before I met her.
I plan to.
I saw something incredible. I saw three robots...
I saw you on TV last night on the news.
I say we cruise on up there and check it out.
I should have known. Every time I think a guy's gonna be okay...
I think he speaks very well for a four day old.
I think he was rescuing her...
I think it's Howard.
I think we got it. What is that right there?
I told them all this was temporary.
I understand. They can seem quite life like...
I want you to meet strategic artificially intelligent nuclear transport
I was able to activate the voice command module.
I wouldn't try anything on you, Tony. We're pals.
I'd feel happier about approving this project if I could speak with him.
I'd just take him down to the vet and fix him up a bit.
I'd like to speak to one of your head Warmongers, please.
I'd like you to know I have one of your robots.
I'd say ten.
I'll croon
I'll fix their wagon.
I'll see what I can do.
I'll show you, how stupid I am.
I'm a business man. I'm not a scientist anymore.
I'm a friend.
I'm calling Nova, and I'm calling the cops.
I'm giving you great input.
I'm sorry you lost your job.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I just...
I'm Stephanie. Speck.
I'm stopping.
I'm sure we'll all agree that Dr. Crosby has designed a weapon...
I'm warning you, I'm armed and dangerous.
I've got it completely under my control.
If a question of survival, then SAINT is the answer
If I show where he is, do I have your word...
If I went to jail, who would take care of my animals?
If I were you I would come out of there.
If it did have that capability, which it doesn't, but if it did.
If they catch you I don't know you.
If they trash Number Five, we'll never find out what happened.
If you you like all that P.R. crap, why don't you go hob nob.
In a little jar or something like that?
In fact, I don't care if they ever get Number Five back...
Input.
Input.
Input.
Input. All right, right. You got it, OK.
Inside the circle, we give to charity.
Introducing your host, Dr Howard Marner.
Is be prepared. See...
Is disassemble. Make dead.
Is screwed up and I'm going to fix it, okay?
Is something burning?
Is that a yes or the number of your intelligence quotient?
Is that really you or is that like a space suit...
Is that you, Frank?
Is wrong. Incorrect.
It can't shoot us with that laser, can it?
It doesn't compute.
It doesn't get happy, it doesn't get sad, it doesn't laugh at your jokes.
It doesn't get happy. It doesn't get sad.
It doesn't matter anyway, the doors are electronically sealed.
It is quite simply, the most sophisticated robot on planet Earth.
It's a deal.
It's a lie. I didn't do it.
It's a machine, Skroeder, it doesn't get pissed off...
It's a machine. It doesn't get scared.
It's all coming back to me, though.
It's amazing. Takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
It's an ant farm.
It's goofy little gadget.
It's got plenty of peace time uses.
It's just until I can find homes for them.
It's life. It's life.
It's malfunctioning. It needs to be repaired.
It's only being wires and several mechanisms and other such...
It's right outside. Captain Skroeder, Captain Skroeder
It's still lying.
It's the Colgate pump with MFP fluoride.
It's the revenge of the Mutations.
It's the ultimate soldier.
Jeez, Number Five, we're going to be killed.
Jerk of the world, turkey, idiot, pain in the ass.
Jesus H God!
Jesus, I'm sorry.
Jesus, these guys are really severe!
Jump.
Jump.
Just burn his butt with your laser.
Just calm down.
Just doing my job, sir.
Just hunky dory, thanks.
Just keep going straight. Just keep going straight.
Just shut it down, pick it up.
Just the way I like it...
Just try and bring it back in one piece. One piece will do.
Just...
Ladies and gentlemen, our prototypes are here.
Larry, Curly, Moe.
Leave your terminal and you're out of a job.
Let me get my other one.
Let us punch the sack. Tomorrow is the next day.
Let us sc**** up some female chicks.
Let's boot it up. See if you can boot it.
Let's just bounce on off its magnesium casing. What do you think, I don't know.
Life is not a malfunction.
Light.
Like a branch of our bank where they could check.
Listen, do you like animals?
Listen, I am full of it.
Listen, I just called Nova and they are coming out to get you.
Listen, why don't you turn that stove off and I'll be right back.
Listen, you gotta talk computer to him.
Listen...
Lonely bum.
Look Ben, we're doing the right thing.
Look out!
Look out!
Look out!
Look out! Look out!
Look, lady, all I could see was that something mechanical...
Look, let us at least try to catch it first.
Look, this may be hilarious where you come from...
Look, you're going to become the 1st alien couch potato...
Look! These are my bunnies. Edwina and Norman.
Look. He's supposed to be here. I want him here. I pay him to be here.
Look. No, no. There.
Lord Rama, Lord Rama.
Lucky's seventh and Pacer in the rear.
Machine type apparatus...
Magnificent! Magnificent!
Malfunction, need input.
Malfunction. Need input.
Malfunction. Need input.
Mammal, canine, dog.
March! Heel! Giddy up!
Marketplace make dull home for rodents.
Marner says Stat.
Marvelous.
Maybe from now on you can do it somewhere else.
Maybe it's pissed off.
Maybe Johnny. Yeah.
Maybe not today, but soon.
Maybe the sheriff would like a pet?
Maybe you've created another Frankfurter's monster.
Maybe, if it was programmed to think it was alive...
Me, too. It's kind of exciting, Isn't it?
Me? Talk to your robot. He did the driving.
Mingle with the brass. Have a ball.
More input, Stephanie.
More input. More input.
More than a woman to me.
More than a woman.
Mount up! We've got it!
Move! Move! Move!
Mr. Scumo!
Music.
Mutt.
My ex boyfriend used to bring me here.
My God! What happened? Are you all right?
My kitchen!
My life, my love, my all
My side, over here. Quickly!
Need input.
Need some, quick.
Never mind, I see it. Go back to your nuclear warheads.
New York City.
Newton Crosby, PhD, not know this?
Newton Crosby, PhD.
Newton Crosby. You must make instantaneous appearance.
Newton, come on, hurry up. They are waiting for you.
Newton, I'm seeing a blip on my scope. Drive slowly.
Newton, there it goes. It's moving at extreme velocipede.
Newton! We are wasting valueless time.
Nice and extremely friendly.
No disassemble, Number Five.
No I didn't know...
No mistake. Stat.
No offense, but...
No reward or anything like that for finding it, is there?
No Schroeder. Is it a deal?
No, but I read about them.
No, but maybe you have amnesia.
No, don't start my truck. You don't know how to drive.
No, Don't! Stop!
No, he's not that kind of a robot.
No, I don't know anything about it.
No, I don't think so. Try the other side.
No, I know he's a machine.
No, I mean with your mouth. Watch.
No, it's not dangerous.
No, look, it's okay. He's going to make it!
No, my dishes!
No, no disassemble,
No, no disassemble.
No, no.
No, no. I mean come with me.
No, talk computer, not Apache.
No, you have to turn him back on.
No, you're not taking over. Now listen...
No, you're not! You can't be.
No!
No!
No!
No! Don't.
No! No disassemble.
No! Not disassemble Stephanie.
No.
No. Howard, you're overreacting. You can't...
No...
None.
Norman, bolt up the motion control system please. Don't forget that. It's very important.
Not for a while.
Not malfunction, Stephanie.
Not malfunction. I am alive.
Not that it's dangerous or anything like that.
Nova Robotics. Damon, Washington. You're a robot?
Nova Robotics. Disassemble. Dead.
Nova! Depart!
Nova! No!
Nova. Disassemble.
Now all roads are blocked
Now Hazel's running around the parking lot.
Now it is time to freeze this place, seal the doors, slam the gates shut.
Now look. Look.
Now Schroeder's going to handle this from now on...
Now that, my friend, is how you kick ass!
Now, I have to go to the jack. So you wait for me.
Now, what do they need me for?
Now, why'd you do this?
Number 5 left the debriefing station and then it just disappeared.
Number Five axis four twenty nine.
Number Five cannot.
Number Five furious, livid, perturbed.
Number Five home.
Number Five is alive.
Number Five know.
Number Five not just robot.
Number Five, come on, they deserve it.
Number Five, come on!
Number Five, I'm sorry.
Number Five, look out!
Number five, please.
Number Five, run!
Number Five, stay where you are.
Number Five, what do you make of this?
Number Five, where are you?
Number Five!
Number Five!
Number Five! Come on out. It's okay.
Number Five! You got away?
Number Five?
Number Five?
Number one, you're out of there.
Numskulls.
Obeys orders, never asks questions.
Objective completed.
Oh boy! Is this thrilling or what?
Oh great! Nice work, can head.
Oh my God! It's fried.
Oh my...
Oh, and that is not the worst of it, Dr. Marner.
Oh, bull dyke, you cannot hold your water with that story, girl.
Oh, God, not today!
Oh, good morning.
Oh, great!
Oh, my God, no!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! I knew they'd pick me. I just knew it.
Oh, my God! My car!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Get me out of here.
Oh, my God. It's not coming back. We've got to destroy it.
Oh, my goodness gracious!
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, no.
Oh, no. Nova!
Oh, no. Stop it now! Stop!
Oh, number 5, don't be scared.
Oh, Number Five, you are great!
Oh, Number Five, you don't know what you're saying.
Oh, Number Five, you're so sweet.
Oh, Number Five.
Oh, very good.
Oh, ya, you're doing real good.
Oh, yes, you can say that two times.
Oh! Her pants are blazing for you Newton Crosby.
Oh! Hey, thanks.
Oh! I get it. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho...
Ok, fine! You fix it, Einstein.
Ok, here. You hold this. That's very good.
OK, it's malfunctioning. Think about it.
OK, OK come on over here quick. Come on. Come on, quick.
Ok, Ok, alright...
OK, OK, I'll get to it.
OK, robots. Verbal command. Access code 29 report to disarming section.
Ok, thank you. Come on, Ben, let's get out of here.
Ok.
Okay, Ben, let's do it.
Okay, Ben, this is the plan.
Okay, here's the deal.
Okay, I want you guys to...
Okay, maybe I will.
Okay, this is the plan...
Okay, to make these golden fluffy pancakes...
Okay, turn off the TV.
Okay! Now.
Okay.
Okay. Okay.
Okay. Thank you.
Oley!
On my knees I'll fall
One more time, from the top.
One thing we can't control is the weather. The man upstairs is still in charge of that department.
Or SAINT, as we call it.
Or your vacuum cleaner.
Originally, I had non military purposes in mind.
Our hands came really close to touching.
Our people are on their way.
Our people go out of their way just to show you they're human.
Pancakes, hash browns.
Pardon me for saying so, but you're becoming a drag strip.
Pasta, semolina, spaghetti.
Pattycake, pattycake, baker's man
Pittsburgh.
Plant, vegetable, tomato.
Plants, fruits, oranges...
Play Doh.
Please serve yourselves. Have a canopy. Shrimp toast. Caviar.
Please take a drink.
Please, don't be hurt. Are you okay?
Practice, Easy Three, to third and fourth.
President of Nova Robotics
Pretty good, huh?
Programming says Destroy.
Public relations is everybody's job.
Pull over, pull over, quick, pull over!
Reassemble, Stephanie. Reassemble.
Reassemble.
Report your position.
Return to D Station... Come on. Now!
Rhinoceros, turtle...
Right of the line. The right.
Right up the middle main street of Moscow. Like the mail man bringing bad news.
Right, what we need is somebody to make those bozos listen.
Right.
Right.
Right. Dead as a doornail.
Right. Input, input.
Robot alert! Number Five located.
Rope!
Run, Jim!
Running diagnostics. Testing its logic circuits.
S A I N T Prototype number five...
Salmon! Sushi.
Same thing.
Say Pilgrim, that like to parted my hair.
Say something.
Schroeder!
See that? It's an aardvark.
See?
She wants to see you.
She was even trying to swap some souvenirs when she was gotten.
She's running around trying to buy somebody's spare tire.
She's showing people her ID's to prove the checks are good...

Viral
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