Demolition Man (1993) Edit

A 1970 Oldsmobile 442.

A guarantee?

A maniac hijacked a municipal bus with 30 passengers on it.

A real garden spot.

A society of thieves. The last remaining criminal element in the city.

A video bite on Unsolved Mysteries.

Aborted.

Abortion is illegal, so is pregnancy if you don't have a license.

About time.

Access code for Phoenix, Simon.

Access denied.

Access granted, Officer Huxley.

Access Simon Phoenix.

Accessing cryo prison processing. Restricted information.

Accessing Simon Phoenix, Deepfile rehab 65 R.

Accessing.

According to Cocteau's plan...

Activated, the magnetic accelerator gun will achieve fusion in 2.6 minutes.

Add the words: or else.

All authentic criminals.

All museum patrons still in the facility should remain calm.

All nearby units, ProtectServe...

All personnel...

All right gentlemen, let's review.

All right. A job is a job.

All right. I am going to do your dastardly deed for you.

All transactions are through codes.

All we have to do to run the whole thing...

Allow me to explain.

Allow me...

And I am sorry to say that the world has become a pussy whipped...

And I don't think his escape was an accident.

And none of those motherfuckers from New York. They're too uptight.

And somewhere in the middle....

And the beauty of a flawless pearl.

And the cryo prison...

And the home

And what do I get out of all this?

And you're trespassing.

And...

Angeles Information Network. Automated banking.

Anti Graffiti Activation Program...

Any new inforama on Simon Phoenix?

Approach and repeat ultimatum in an even firmer tone of voice.

Approaching the corner of Wilshire and Santa Monica Boulevard.

Are all fluid transfer activities like this?

Are you in there?

Are you shitting me?

Are you sure they weren't in there?

Are you sure this is real life?

Are you with me? Let's do it.

Armour Hot Dogs

Arrest? Shit.

As it is a beautiful...

As much as I want to see her, I almost don't want to.

Attention.

Auto drive engaged.

Auto drive engaged.

Auto drive.

Auto inflate.

Away.

Bad aim, Blondie.

Bad guys about to do bad things. It's just one of those hunches.

Barely.

Be calm.

Be fucked.

Be well them for me.

Be well, Lieutenant Lenina Huxley.

Be well.

Be well.

Be well.

Be well.

Be well.

Be well.

Because I don't think I will fit in well.

Because there was no need to create widespread panic.

Begin what?

Behavioral engineering?

Beneath you is an excavation...

Beverly Drive.

Biolink engaged.

Blow this guy away.

Body temperature, 63% and rising.

Both of you.

Brake now, you, Mickey Mouse piece of shit.

Brake.

Brutal. Why wasn't there an all cars notify?

Buckle up.

But he's history.

But I have been meaning to ask you, because I like it.

But it will be more difficult than you thought.

But plans are in progress to purge this peril from our day.

But quite all right.

But remember a thing called...

But that can be solved.

But the goddamn bus drivers just wouldn't listen.

But there's an extra added bonus.

But there's one thing I want to know.

But this time they're really intimidated.

But why would the benevolent...

But with officers patrolling...

But you're the moody gunslinger who will only draw when he must type.

Can you book me a flight out of here when the sermon's over?

Can you get me his rehab program?

Can you help us or just bully us with your primitive weapons?

Can't imagine what that could have been.

Captain.

Caveman...

Chief...

Civilization tried to destroy itself.

Clicked off a lot of credits to create the perfect 20th century apartment.

Close enough.

Cocteau lndustries.

Cocteau said everything in our power.

Code accepted. Be well, John Spartan.

Coding off.

Coding on.

Cold as Haagen Dazs.

Come on, you piece of shit.

Come on.

Condition critical.

Contact? I didn't even touch you yet.

Correct. Money is outmoded.

Could you two please dump some hormones?

Count down to reanimation of prisoner batches...

Cryo fac 312 618 is ready for routine maintenance and inspection.

Cryo prison, Level 6.

Cryo prison.

Cryo prisoner re animation...

Damn it, I am tired of this demolition man shit.

Damn, I am possessed.

Dead things cannot affect the living. So...

Declared his own kingdom in South Central LA.

Demolished.

Detective?

Did I really say that?

Did that hurt your head?

Did you apprehend the villain responsible for murdering Cocteau?

Did you bump your noggin...

Did you invite him to this party?

Did you say toilet paper?

Did you see that?

Didn't expect that, did you?

Disgusting.

Do everything in your power to snare this agent of destruction.

Do something.

Do you have anything fresh to say on your behalf?

Do you have the salt?

Do you know what the exchange of bodily fluids leads to?

Do you know what this is?

Do you really long for chaos and disharmony?

Do you want to come? Or arrest me?

Do you wish to assign a coroner?

Do you wish to assign a coroner?

Doctor's conveyance is not in parking zone. It is in motion.

Doctor's vehicle has been code fixed.

Does it work?

Does the tedium continue?

Doheny.

Don't ask where the meat comes from.

Don't you ever want something to happen?

Don't you get bored code tracing perps who break curfew and tell dirty jokes?

Don't you have a job to do?

Don't you have a job to do?

Don't you have someone to kill?

Don't you have someone to kill?

Don't you know you are endangering civilians?

Done. I want a visual.

Doors close.

Doors opening.

Dr. Cocteau is the most important man in town.

Dr. Cocteau...

Edgar Friendly, whoever the fuck you are, prepare for Simon Phoenix.

Edgar Friendly.

Eighty.

Emergency, code 187.

Emergency, doors open.

Emergency, doors open.

Emergency.

Enhance your calm.

Enjoy joy your meal, sir.

Enjoy your meal.

Even if Phoenix was programmed to escape, kill and steal...

Even though he wasn't a native, his popularity caused the 61st Amendment.

Even you must appreciate the persuasively tranquil humanity...

Every corridor of the museum, I want full sensors routed to me.

Everything in our power.

Everything is voice coded, so if you need something, just ask.

Everything's gone wrong.

Exactly.

Excuse me, patron. Can I

Excuse me, Rambo. I need to borrow this.

Excuse me, the police are here.

Excuse me?

Excuse me.

Explosives Technician. Violent Behavior.

File code accepted.

Fine work.

Fine.

Firearms are displayed in the Armory...

Fixing location. Beverly Hills.

Fluids are purified, screened...

Food, glorious food.

For a sadly extended period of time...

For each inmate the computer draws up a skill or trade...

Forgot to say: Simon says.

Four minutes, fifteen seconds lapse.

Friendly, Edgar. Code level 60.

Fuck you, lady.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck.

Fucking A.

Garden in the valley

Gentlemen.

Get him out of here.

Get him.

Get me Captain George Earle immediately.

Glorious.

Go ahead, you try.

Go ahead.

Go on.

Go to Century City, 1200 millimeters.

Goddamn it.

Good answer.

Good night.

Good question. Let's go ask him.

Good thing I am hungry.

Good things from the garden

Good.

Good. While you're doing it, loan me a gun. Two guns.

Goodness, no.

Graffiti slogans, it will be a blast.

Great plan.

Great.

Great.

Great. Absolutely great.

Great. Just great.

Green Giant what's with this Cocteau guy anyway

Greetings and salutations.

Greetings and salutations.

Greetings, Citizen. How are you feeling on this glorious day?

Greetings, Citizen. How are you on this glorious day?

Greetings, welcome to the emergency line of the SAPD.

Greetings.

Guess so.

Guess what?

Gun, noun. Portable firearm.

Happy Halloween.

Have a peachy day.

Having sex, of course.

He can be released on limited parole and reinstated to active duty.

He doesn't know how to use the seashells.

He doesn't know how to use the three seashells.

He had 10 seconds to figure out where to put the hole in your head.

He must have stashed them someplace else.

He must, of course...

He says I save his life which I'm not even sure I did

He says I saved his life, though I am not sure of it.

He was chilled in the 20th...

He was President?

He went to the bathroom. I guess he got all thawed out.

He's a criminal the likes of which you have never seen.

He's a muscle bound grotesque...

He's accessed the cryo prison and is about to defrost the multi lifers.

He's clearly the man for a job such as this. You could reinstate him.

He's finally matched his meat.

He's going for a gun.

He's going for the vehicle's battery coil.

He's pissing me off.

He's trapped in Section 8.

Help is imminent.

Hence, illegal. Alcohol, caffeine, contact sports, meat

Her light was extinguished in the Big One of 2010.

Here comes the Neanderthal.

Here you will find displays in the cabinets and walls....

Here?

Hi, Martin, I was thinking.... Oh, my God, I am sorry, wrong number.

High from its harshness. Buzzed by its brutality.

Hold it.

Hold that thought.

Holy smokes.

Home, sweet home.

Honey. Sugar.

How about a 36 year nightmare about people caught in a burning building?

How are you doing?

How are you doing?

How can a man be so blatantly sadistic?

How can you justify destroying a $7 million mini mall...

How come I know what a zipperfoot, a shuttle and a bobbin is?

How could you sacrifice all those innocent people for me.

How do they expect you to kill somebody?

How do you like the future?

How long before the rest are done?

How long have I been under?

How many are there?

How much do you weigh?

How will I pay?

How will we live?

How'd you know the password?

Huh, Soldier Boy?

Human presence detected.

Hunting down an escaped cryo con...

Hurting people isn't good.

Huxley, drive.

I am a seamstress?

I am afraid she will think I am a primitive.

I am an excellent associate, sir.

I am Associate Bob.

I am Associate Bob.

I am Associate Bob. And may I say...

I am Chief of Police George Earle.

I am going to need some help.

I am happy you're happy, but in place of toilet paper...

I am impressed, John Spartan.

I am into freedom of speech and choice.

I am Lieutenant Lenina Huxley.

I am no leader.

I am not at all pleased about having caused the fatality of a convict.

I am not sure he's any different than Simon Phoenix himself.

I am sorry about last night.

I am sorry I yelled at you.

I am sorry, when I am nervous, l....

I am sorry.

I am sure you're familiar with the long arm of the law.

I am with you.

I assimilated too much contraband.

I can fix it later. All I need is a needle and thread.

I can see how that'd be confusing.

I can't even conceive of what police officers did before it was developed.

I can't think of a better idea.

I come out of cryo prison and I am Betsy fucking Ross.

I could weave a throw rug now with my eyes closed.

I did it for your own good.

I do what I have to do.

I do.

I don't believe it.

I don't believe it. Is that you, Spartan?

I don't even know what that means.

I don't know how to thank you. You saved my life.

I don't know what was in my cryo sludge but when I thawed, I wanted to knit.

I don't know who the hell you are, let alone want to take you anywhere.

I don't know.

I don't know. But this is better for you.

I don't know. Thanks?

I don't know...

I don't need a history lesson. Where are the goddamn guns?

I don't remember. Does it matter?

I don't think so.

I don't understand where we're going...

I don't want to know.

I don't want to spoil your dinner, but my cryo sentence was no sweet lullaby.

I expect your trust, confidence and certitude.

I feel good too.

I formally convey my presence.

I got a hunch where those passengers are and who that maniac is.

I got older.

I had a daughter.

I had a wife.

I had feelings and thoughts.

I happen to have a list.

I hate to interrupt you two...

I have been an enthusiast of your escapades for quite some time.

I have been doing a historical study. Over 1,000 arrests over three years.

I have changed that.

I have dreamed about killing you for 40 years.

I have procured you a domicile down the corridor from my own.

I have seen the future.

I heard all that. We will talk later, Chief.

I hope my butt didn't look like that.

I hope you know what you're doing.

I just can't get over the reality of this office, Lenina.

I just do my job and things get

I just want to bury Cocteau up to his neck in shit and let him think happy thoughts.

I knew that.

I knew you'd say that.

I like a big, fat piece of pizza, but....

I like it a lot.

I like to read.

I made this for you.

I mean hey I like a big fat piece of pizza but come on

I mean hey I like Mexican food but come on

I must get that maniac and put him on ice or that's where I will be.

I must have done something right in the previous life.

I must learn to do this sometime.

I must say that whacking, whatever it is, sounds most disagreeable.

I now understand that under certain circumstances violence is necessary.

I swear, I'd lose my head if it wasn't attached.

I think I will be sick.

I think I will like the future.

I think so.

I thought during rehabilitation...

I thought I was history too.

I thought not.

I thought the future would be a rotting cesspool.

I thought your life force had been prematurely terminated.

I took care of Spartan once, I will take care of him again.

I want high cholesterol.

I want to eat bacon, butter and cheese.

I want to go down there, find Phoenix and put him in a hurt locker.

I want to run through the streets naked...

I was a good kisser.

I was thinking about leaving quickly. Patience is not one of my virtues.

I weigh

I went to jail with a 36 year smile.

I will be damned.

I will be damned. Like a New York cockroach.

I will be right back.

I will be right back.

I will be subtle.

I will bear it in mind.

I will drive.

I will drive.

I will enhance that psycho's calm. Then I will turn my attention to Cocteau.

I will get you with the next shot.

I will keep that in mind.

I will love running this place.

I will need about five or six more special men.

I will set your ass on fire.

I will wait here.

I wish I knew.

I wish you the best of luck.

I wish you to leave my domicile. Now.

I wonder if I can play the accordion too.

I wonder if the chaos in the museum was the result of Mr. Phoenix's presence.

I would like you to accompany me...

I wouldn't want you to defrost any of those killer types, know what I mean?

I'd be delighted to continue my services during your administration.

Identify code 187.

If I had not, the radiance of San Angeles would not be here.

If you got a lawyer, better call him.

If you prefer an automated response, press one now.

If you think you got this maniac under control, trust me...

If you would like...

If you'd read my study, you'd know this is how heterosexual men bonded.

Illuminate.

Illuminate.

Imminent death.

In a bad time...

In an earthquake.

In honor of your arrival and your...

In the end, it took just one man.

Info assimilated.

Initiate search, confirming location.

Is it cold in here...

Is that what this is?

Is the doctor's car still in the lot?

Is there a 15 day waiting period? Or can I just take one now?

Is there a battery store around here?

Is there anything in this office which doesn't violate Contraband Ordinance 22?

Is there something specific you plan to do with that archaic device?

Is this where you live?

Isn't it?

Isn't that nicer?

Isn't there a thought repeating in your barbaric brain?

It implants the knowledge...

It is a curious conclusion which you have deduced, John Spartan.

It is the only legal way.

It matters. I saw the security disk.

It was a brilliant idea by Dr. Cocteau. An organic microchip...

It was either him or us.

It was fun for him.

It was just....

It was so....

It wasn't me. He dumped the gas and rigged the place to blow.

It will take an army to get rid of me.

It would have been more humane to leave me to the fucking crows.

It'd be a minor misuse of police powers, but I could do a search for you.

It'd be a waste of time to mug someone.

It's a 47 year old virgin...

It's a cigarette. Any cigarette.

It's a cop thing.

It's better to give.

It's determined he will try to set up a drug lab and form a crime syndicate.

It's just a hunch. Trust me on this.

It's just one of those cop hunches.

It's not enough to collect the '90s?

It's not very clean.

It's part of your rehab program.

It's pure capacitance gel.

It's quite horrific. MurderDeathKills, all categories of chaos.

It's the best burger I have had in years.

It's the curefoam. It saved your life.

It's very....

It's within the powers of the police charter.

Jeffrey Dahmer? I love that guy.

John Spartan, 5864.

John Spartan, civilization as we know it will come to an end.

John Spartan, even if Simon Phoenix was able to locate the cache of firearms...

John Spartan, temporarily reinstated to the San Angeles Police Department...

John Spartan, welcome.

John Spartan, you are fined....

John Spartan, you have done great deeds for Los Angeles.

John Spartan?

John Spartan.

John Spartan.

John Spartan...

John Spartan....

Just get it over with.

Just your rotting cesspool of hate and suffering. Which would you prefer?

Keep dreaming.

Kids eat Armour Hot Dogs....

Kids, smoking, desire to raid the fridge.

Kissing's not allowed?

Ladies and gentlemen, please raise your glasses to the hero of the hour...

Laser defibrillation sequence started.

Last recorded offense, September 25, 2010.

Lately I just don't feel like there's anything special about me.

Lenina Huxley, you are fined 1/2 credit...

Let me get this right.

Let me guess, all is serene?

Let's bring back the good old days.

Let's do it the old fashioned way.

Let's dump them up top. They're only here to spy on us.

Let's get this over quickly.

Let's go blow this guy.

Let's go.

Let's see...

Let's take them.

Level 6.

Lie down on the ground...

Lie down with your hands behind your back.

Lieutenant Huxley.

Lieutenant Huxley...

Lights.

Lights.

Lights.

Listed offenses: civil unrest....

Live transmission diagnostic check, Warden William Smithers.

Locate precise code fix on doctor's conveyance.

Locating stopped code.

Location...

Look at you, you're in shambles.

Look forward to it. Thanks.

Look into my eyes. I will see you in hell.

Look, you finish your business...

Looks like the Cocteau plan went up in smoke.

Looks like there is a new shepherd in town.

Love Boat?

Lovely Lenina.

Ls it cold in here, or is it just me?

Lucky number seven.

Main cryo prison parking zone.

Malfunction.

Malibu.

Maniac is imminent. Request advice.

Maybe starve to death.

Maybe we'd use

MDK.

Mellow apologies for my lack of physical disposition...

Mellow greetings, Lenina Huxley.

Mellow greetings, sir.

Mellow greetings.

Mellow greetings.

Men and women who have left the comfort of our society...

Met his match and kicked his ass.

Momentito, Senorita Huxley. Come on.

Motherfucker.

Motherfucker.

Mr. Edgar Friendly.

Mr. Friendly seems relentless in his ambition...

Mr. Simon Phoenix.

Mr. Spartan over there please, and Lieutenant....

MTL complete.

MurderDeathKill.

MurderDeathKill.

MurderDeathKill. MurderDeathKill.

MurderDeathKills.

Museum patron, you are now confined to the Armory.

Museum patron, you are now confined to the armory.

My boggle?

My dog's better because he gets Kennel Ration

My dog's better than your dog

My dog's better than yours

My God, I remember when you were...

My reward is dinner and dancing at Pizza Hut?

My society.

My wife beating her fists against a block of ice that was her husband.

Never mind.

Never mind. I give up trying to figure this place out.

No code found. L 7, are you getting a virus?

No free rides.

No kiss kiss, no bang bang.

No kiss kiss, no bang bang.

No matter how Viking your era was...

No need for a de hurtful retraction.

No police presence is requested in the city at this time.

No way

No way.

No, I didn't think so.

No, thank you.

No, they don't.

None of them worked.

Northwest quadrant. 187.

Northwest quadrant. 187.

Not at all.

Not bad for a 74 year old.

Not bad.

Not even a mouth transfer's condoned.

Not everyone is as eager as you...

Not for your personal amusement.

Not happening.

Not so much a causal effect...

Not.

Now all restaurants are Taco Bell.

Now that you have demolished everything.

Now that's a thing of beauty.

Now that's a thing of beauty.

Now they have a leader.

Now we need those men defrosted.

Now what?

Now, just relax. We will begin in a few seconds.

Now, where did I put them?

Now?

Now...

Of the brave

Officer Alfred Pamela, guard.

Officer, return this man to cryo stasis immediately.

Oh, boy, how exciting.

Oh, fuck it.

Oh, God.

Oh, hell.

Oh, I am so scared.

Oh, man.

Oh, my.

Oh, my.

Oh, Raymond, don't say that.

Oh, shit.

Oh, what a relief it is.

Oh, yes, the passengers.

Okay, be ready for anything.

Okay, I got it.

Okay, which way?

Okay, who do we have left that's good?

On the contrary, it's been a horrific a.m.

One cop.

One of our first and most illustrious members.

One of the first things Cocteau did was to outlaw...

Our computer has already examined every scenario...

Our Mr. Phoenix has risen from the ashes.

Our noble facility has been desecrated by hooligans.

Our noble facility has been desecrated by hooligans.

Outcasts and deserters who choose to live beneath us...

Over here.

Over here. There're bodies everywhere.

Over there.

Past is over.

People are hungry.

People have a right to be assholes.

People stayed home, afraid to go out. People wanted the madness over.

Phoenix can access computers, operate all vehicles...

Phoenix could be anywhere...

Phoenix is going for a gun.

Phoenix is the perfect weapon to send into these savage regions.

Phoenix.

Phoenix.

Pick a color. And lose the kimono. You look like a couch.

Pizza Hut is the only restaurant to survive the Franchise Wars.

Plasma transfer complete.

Plasma transfer, 10 seconds...

Please remain where you are for your reprimand.

Please vacate the museum, patrons.

Please vacate...

Please, don't.

Please, I insist.

Postmen figured it out...

President?

Procreation?

ProtectServe in place.

Public buildings were defaced.

Punch it.

Push the pedal as hard as you can.

Put another log on the fire.

Radial tires and bucket seats.

Rampant exchange of bodily fluids was a major cause of society's downfall.

Rat?

Raymond, Raymond, we have got to talk.

Really?

Referred to as a pistol.

Relax. I just want a burger and a beer.

Remember when they let commercial airlines land in this town?

Report to the station.

Resetting all bio links for new driver.

Resonate some understanding.

Retina coding accepted, Warden William Smithers.

Right, you weren't involved.

Robertson.

Routes to underground kingdoms.

Safety Above All.

Safety override code accepted.

Salt is not good for you, hence, it is illegal.

San Angeles time is now 22:15.

San Angeles will be a beacon of order...

Sanctimonious asshole.

Santa Monica. Hell, how about all the coastal cities?

Satellite surveillance.

Saved by the bell.

Say hello to my friend.

See any cows around here?

See that? I told him.

See you in a few minutes.

See you in a few minutes.

See you later.

See....

Self drive engaged.

Self drive engaged.

Self drive on.

Send a maniac to catch one.

Sensors all over the city can zero in on anyone at any time.

She has a way with words.

She's right. They're located in a maximum security armory exhibit.

Shit, I love that smell. Reminds me of biscuits and gravy.

Shit, you were a damn good flyer.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit.

Shit. Being frozen must have thrown my aim off.

Shit. Being frozen must have thrown my aim off. Don't worry.

Shit. Goddamn.

Shit. I love this gun.

Simon Phoenix is an old fashioned criminal.

Simon Phoenix knows he has some competition.

Simon Phoenix.

Simon Phoenix.

Simon Phoenix.

Simon Phoenix's code, now.

Simon says: bleed.

Simon says: die.

Simon says: everybody sing.

Sir, the stress breeder is inside being demobilized as we speak.

Sir, the stress breeder is inside being demobilized.

Six of you. Such nice, tidy uniforms.

Skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks

Skip it, Chief.

Skip it.

Smoking is not good for you. Anything not good for you is bad.

So he can't buy food or a place to stay for the night.

So let me get this right:

So much for the seashells.

So so now all restaurants are Pizza Hut

So sorry. Didn't see you there.

So stay here, be well and Cocteau's an asshole.

So we're going up?

So what was this Cocteau guy anyway

So you're going to be the only killer type?

So, it is with some regret that l, William Smithers...

So, John Spartan, tell me...