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Wreck-It Ralph (2012)

Wreck-It Ralph (2012)

Wreck-It Ralph is a popular animated film from 2012, directed by Rich Moore. The movie follows the story of Ralph, a classic arcade game villain who yearns to be a hero. In his quest for redemption, Ralph ventures into various video game worlds, encountering memorable characters such as the glitchy Vanellope von Schweetz and the tough-as-nails Sergeant Calhoun. The cast features voice talents like John C. Reilly, Sarah Silverman, and Jane Lynch. If you're a fan of the film, you can play and download its soundtracks, sound effects, and iconic quotes here!

A constitutional democracy.
A ha!
A legacy beyond compare.
A medal that will be so good
A stinkbrain?
A top secret experiment has gone horribly wrong.
About being a king is?
About what?
Adorabeezle Winterpop.
All clear! The arcade is closed!
All fixed.
All hail our rightful ruler, King Candy.
All hail the rightful ruler of Sugar Rush...
All I ask is that you hear me out.
All my subjects will be homeless.
All right, do your thing, knuckles. Bust it open!
All right, Fix It.
All right, Gene. You know what?
All right, ladies,
All right, now.
All right, pussy willows. Back to start positions!
All right! Yeah, Ralph!
All right.
All right. Come on. We gotta get out of here.
All right. Gotta keep it under control.
All they know is eat, kill, multiply.
All you got to do is break something for me.
Am I ready to be a real racer?
And a bunch of bricks and smashed building parts...
And a couple for the new guys, too.
And above all, dignity.
And all for what? A lousy medal?
And besides, I've got a job to do, too.
And bring that thing to my castle.
And every day it's, Climb the building, then fight bugs.
And everyone loves an adorable winner!
And farewell, Baroness Boogerface.
And give it to Ralph for once?
And glitch!
And good night! Thank you for the party.
And I actually feel kind of cool for once.
And I can see Vane/lope racing.
And I cannot ask you
And I cannot remember!
And I could win a medal!
And I decided that living in the dump
And I don't need you, and I can win the race on my own.
And I promise I will never try to be good again.
And I say, Zangief, you are bad guy,
And I think, Why do you have to be so bad, Zangief?
And I'll get a penthouse. Pies.
And I'll win the race and get you back your medal.
And I'm a big part of the game,
And I'm going to win.
And I'm in it. Yes!
And I've seen a lot of other games come and go.
And if they don't?
And it is my job to fix what Ralph wrecks.
And it's a big duty!
And lemon for Lucy, rum cake for Gene,
And look! There's all of us at the top.
And maybe get one of those medals?
And now... Now I think I'm going to puke, actually.
And on the first train back home.
And race to decide our new roster.
And stole Turbo's thunder...
And thank you to today's avatars.
And that got me thinking about those poor guys left without a game.
And that halitosis riddled warthog
And the best serve in our corps.
And the players love her, glitch and all.
And the sooner you accept that,
And then I got thrown in jail!
And then you think I got a chance?
And then, all of a sudden, no.
And then... I met the most dynamite gal.
And this conversation is over.
And throw away the trash.
And tonight you finally show up.
And treated like a criminal!
And tried to take over the new one.
And twitching and just being herself,
And we've come to terms with it.
And whatever you do, don't die.
And when I say a dump,.
And when they see her glitching
And when you do, come and talk to us.
And where are you coming from?
And Wreck It Ralph?
And you better get it back for me toot sweet, sister!
And you can taste it, and it's just like rising up.
And you can't do that without a track.
And you say you win it by climbing a building?
And you, sir, are no good guy.
And, no, there aren't.
And?
And...
Anyhoo, what else?
Anyway, congratulations.
Are you hurt, Sire?
As fellow bad guys,
As your merciful princess, I hereby decree
At the end of the race.
Attention! Return to start positions.
Attention! The arcade is now closed.
Au revoir, Admiral Underpants.
Aw, Ralph, what are you, nuts? Come on. This isn't me.
Baby you got the keys.
Bad guy coming!
Baking! Pump up the heat
Barn!
Batter up!
Beacon?
Beautiful chocolate!
Because he's about to get his medal!
Because I paid my fee and I'm on the board...
Because if she crosses the finish line,
Because if you die outside your own game
Because if you think you can come in here to my kingdom
Because it was his doodie!
Because of you, Ralph,
Because when the Nicelanders lift me up,
Because you're just the bad guy who wrecks the building.
Before I throw you in the mud!
Behind you!
Beyond the halitosis you so obviously suffer from.
Boom! Gone. Centipede?
Boop, boop, boop.
Boy, was he jealous.
Bravery. Integrity. Grace under pressure.
Brick by brick he's gonna take his land back.
Bring it home, kid! The finish line is wide open!
Bug!
Bullroar.
But are there medals for wrecking stuff really well?
But before I go and hit the road.
But before I go and hit the road.
But heroes have to make the tough choices, don't they?
But I didn't cross the finish line!
But I do know this.
But I got to say, the best pan' of my day
But I know who I really am, Ralph,
But I never thought he'd go Turbo.
But I wasn't lying about the medal. That is my medal!
But I'm here now.
But I'm trying to save your skin, kid!
But if he can't fix it, it might be time
But if I'm really honest with myself...
But it is what it is.
But it will never happen
But it would be more fun to kill you.
But it's my duty.
But maybe you shouldn't do it.
But never let it be said that I'm not a man of my word.
But now the arcade is closed,
But she rebuffed my affections.
But there's one who cannot escape because she's a glitch.
But this does not mean you are 'bad' guy.
But we can't change who we are.
But why do you even stick around this game?
But without a princess, who's going to lead us?
But you have to back out of the race. Yeah.
But you have to fix this go cart for me pronto.
But you're going to do it one more time.
But, if you've got a magic hammer from your father,
But, news flash, the Nicelanders are being nice to me!
But... Where?
By yourself?
Cake'? Heard about this cake stuff.
Calm down! Everything's all right.
Came by to check out the competition?
Can do.
Can't get a read on it.
Candlehead, Taffyta, Rancis, you're looking well.
Candlehead.
Careful! What are you doing?
Carry on, everyone.
Cause I'm zero to 60 in three point five.
Cease fire! Cease fire!
Celebrate good times Come on!
Chasing a cautionary tale.
Check her out.
Chocolate?
Chocolate.
Chocolate. I hate chocolate!
Climb the building, fight more bugs!
Coin, medal, whatever.
Come back here!
Come back! I'll find you!
Come here, kid!
Come in and have a slice, would you?
Come on, buddy. Let's shake on it.
Come on, chumbo.
Come on, pal. You son of a gun.
Come on, Ralph!
Come on, Vanellope.
Come on, Zangief! Gross.
Come on! Go! Roll!
Come on! No sleeping on the job!
Come on. A work of art like this must be signed.
Come on. I know you're out there.
Come on. We'll get a better view from the air.
Come on. What do you say, friend?
Come on. You know people. There's got to be...
Comedy gold!
Coming! Hold that thought.
Cream puffs.
Cy Bug.
Cy Bugs are like a virus.
Cy Bugs would chew up that game
Definitely fixes stuff really well.
Did you bring any fruit with you?
Did you find her? Tell me you found her.
Did you miss me?
Do something, Felix!
Do you have any idea what you put me through?
Don't close your eyes 'cause your future's ready to shine.
Don't even think about it. That is mine.
Don't worry. We will have our race before the arcade opens.
Doomsday and Armageddon just had a baby and it is ugly!
Double stripes break. Guh doy!
Duty. Hero's Duty.
Dynamite gal.
Dynamite...
Each apartment is everyone's favorite flavor.
Easy on the overalls, spaceman.
Easy, Your Puffiness.
End Of the line, Glitch!
Enjoy your little tantrum, diaper baby?
Escape pod activated.
Evening, Nell, Lucy, Don, Dana...
Ever. Game over.
Everyone panicked and abandoned ship.
Everything is all right! Security!
Executed.
Explain something to me.
Fair enough.
Fall back.
Fashionably late, per the norm.
Faster than a chicken hawk in a coop of crippled roosters.
Fastest pedal power west of the Whac A Mole.
Felix and the Nicelanders
Felix, pull yourself together.
Felix?
Felix? Mary?
Felix. You're needed on the dance floor!
Find that glitch! Destroy that cart!
Fireworks. Okay. Phewf.
Fix It Felix is a really great guy.
Fix It Felix! Whoo whoo! Fix It Felix!
Fix it, Felix!
Fix it, Fix It Felix, as fast as you can.
Fix It, get behind me!
Fix It, Wreck It, the arcade's about to open.
Fix ll' Felix Jr.
Flattery don't charge these batteries, civilian.
From the game Fix It Felix, Jr.
From your previous winnings,
Fun dungeon, you know? It's a play on words.
Fungeon?
Game play in three, two, one.
Gangway!
Gene, wait! Wait!
Gene. Where is everybody?
Get ahold of yourself!
Get back here, little guy!
Get back here!
Get back in formation!
Get off of my track!
Get out of my way! I'm going to that race!
Get rid of him, Felix.
Get to the point.
Get you where you wanna go If you know what I mean.
Get you where you wanna go if you know what I mean.
Glitch. That's it.
Glitches can't leave their games.
Gloyd Orangeboar!
Go away, kid!
Go hang out in their homes
Go into the light!
Go see the world 'cause it's all so brand new.
Go Turbo?
Go! Go! Go!
Go! Mixing.
Go. Leave me.
Going on about cake and medals...
Good job, everyone!
Good to see you. Good to see you. You, too, little fella.
Good, the cops. She went that way!
Good! Bad!
Goodbye, Major Body Odor!
Goodbye, Wreck it Ralph! It hasn't been a pleasure.
Got a little bit of a temper on me.
Got a ride that's smoother than a limousine
Got a ride that's smoother than a limousine.
Got it.
Got it. But here's the thing.
Got to find it before it lays its filthy eggs.
Great party, Felix.
Gross. Milk. Yes, yes, yes.
Guilty!
Guys! She took...
Ha ha! Have some candy!
Ha ha! There it is. The winner's cup.
Hang in there, guys.
Hang in there, Ralph.
Hang on. Felix needs to be on the roof
Happy 30th Anniversary?
Has a nice ring to it, don't you think?
Have some candy!
Have you seen my friend Ralph?
He doesn't get mad 'Cause he's so rad.
He literally locked up our memories
He was acting all squirrelly last night...
He's getting away!
He's just here for a slice of cake.
He's nice enough as good guys go.
Head for Diet Cola Mountain!
Heads up! First person shooter,
Hello, fellow racers!
Hello, my royal subjects!
Hello? Anybody home?
Hello.
Hello'? Ls Ralph in there?
Help! Somebody, help! Help!
Her wedding day.
Here you go, buddy.
Here, hit me again.
Here, let me help you. Sorry about that.
Here. We could take turns. Easy.
Hero's Doodie?
Hey o, everybody!
Hey, are you a hobo?
Hey, cough drop.
Hey, genius! It's a jawbreaker.
Hey, kids! Can I talk to you for a second?
Hey, Ralphie, watch this!
Hey, we shook on it.
Hey, what are you doing? Come on!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Leave her alone!
Hey! Ralph's back! Isn't that great!
Hey. One game at a time, Ralph.
Hi, mister.
Hi, Zombie.
Hi. Just a heads up, Felix.
Hidden in the fat folds of your neck,
Hold it right there, Glitch!
Hold on!
Hope you're happy, junkpile.
Hot cola!
How about this? Are you interested in this?
How about we just eat the cake?
How bad can I be?
How come we never noticed this game?
How dare you insult Hero's Duty?
How hard can it be?
Hurry, hurry! Let's go. Time's a wastin'.
I almost don't believe it.
I almost drowned in chocolate milk mix!
I am Zangief. I am bad guy.
I bet you really got to watch where you step
I bundle myself up like a little homeless lady.
I can feel it in my code.
I can fix it! I can fix it!
I can see that.
I can take over any game I want.
I can without a pinch of hesitation assure you
I can't feel my legs. What is all this stuff?
I can't help you!
I can't hop. I'm hop less. This is hopeless!
I can't make things. I just break...
I can't say that I do, ma'am.
I can't. I didn't win it in my game.
I could be a good guy if I wanted to,
I don't care! You're a liar!
I don't have to do boo! Forgive my potty mouth.
I don't have to race for it because it's mine!
I don't know how to drive a real cart.
I don't know!
I don't know.
I don't know. I just...
I don't know. Why are you so freakishly annoying'?
I don't mean like a shabby place.
I don't suppose you'd like to
I don't think I've ever seen you smile before.
I don't want to be the bad guy anymore.
I don't want to die!
I earned it over in Hero's Duty.
I earned that medal
I forbid you to cross that finish line!
I forgot something! I'll be right back!
I found that secret opening, and now I live here.
I get a perfect view of Sugar Rush.
I get that a lot. Proceed.
I go home with that baby around my neck
I got my bricks, I got my stump.
I got to get my medal back.
I got to get out of here.
I gotta know, 'til then when can we do this again?
I guarantee you would not be able
I guess I can't bellyache too much.
I guess, not gonna lie.
I hate to be picky, but this angry little guy here...
I just felt like coming.
I know it's a dump, but it's all I got.
I know it's tough,
I know you said you wouldn't do it again
I know, I know, I'm an idiot.
I know, right?
I know!
I love it! I love it! I love it!
I love it.
I love my mama!
I mean an actual dump,
I mean, everyone here says I'm just a mistake
I mean, I have dreamt about it for so long, and now...
I mean, I think I might puke.
I must win Ralph's medal or his life will be ruined.
I never actually tasted it.
I ran higgledy piggledy all over creation looking for you.
I relate to you, Ralph. When I hit bottom,
I remember. She's our princess!
I said get out!
I saw a big explosion
I see Felix up there getting patted on the back,
I see you're a fan of pink.
I should thank you
I sleep in these candy wrappers.
I suppose it has something to do with the fact that...
I think it's some sort of unfinished bonus level.
I thought this was going to be like Centipede!
I told you, racing's in my code!
I was crushing man's skull
I was glitching through the walls.
I was going to give it back to you as soon as I won the race.
I was here, I was there.
I was just doing what Taffyta told me to do!
I was just tired of living alone in the garbage.
I was saying, I can't spend another 3O years
I will find you!
I will never be good, and that's not bad.
I will never be good, and that's not bad.
I wish I knew, ma'am.
I won it in Hero's Duty.
I wouldn't grab that branch if I were you.
I wreck it I fix it.
I wreck it I fix it.
I'd like to speak to him, please.
I'll bet that's Mario.
I'll get it, Felix.
I'll get my medal, and I'll be out of your way.
I'll give you two some time alone.
I'll hop out and grab you one of those vines.
I'll just magically win the race
I'll lock you in my fungeon.
I'll meet you at the finish line!
I'll take it to my grave!
I'm a fine tuned supersonic speed machine.
I'm a racer with the greatest superpower ever.
I'm a wrecker. I wreck things. Professionally.
I'm already a real racer.
I'm already hHPPV
I'm back!
I'm bad, and that's good.
I'm fine. I'm fine. Let's finish this race!
I'm Fix It Felix Jr., sir, from the game Fix It Felix Jr.
I'm Fix It Felix, Jr., ma'am.
I'm from the candy tree department, so I know what...
I'm going to beat the filling out of you!
I'm going to learn to drive! I'm going to learn to drive!
I'm going to win a medal.
I'm going to win! I'm going to win!
I'm gonna wreck it!
I'm gonna wreck it!
I'm in my weird little car and I'm driving
I'm just a bad guy, and I need your help.
I'm just a surge protector doing my job, sir.
I'm just doing some work here.
I'm just kidding. Stop crying, Taffyta.
I'm just so, so cross with you!
I'm just so, so cross with you!
I'm looking for my colleague, Wreck it Ralph?
I'm not a glitch, Taffyta. I've just got pixslexia, okay?
I'm not a thief! I just borrowed your stupid coin.
I'm not a traitor. Listen.
I'm not from the candy tree department.
I'm not giving that up.
I'm not going back without a medal.
I'm not interested in anything you have to say.
I'm not letting you undo all my hard work!
I'm not listening to you!
I'm not making the same mistake with you.
I'm not smiling. I was... I'm gassy, okay?
I'm not through with you yet. Up we go!
I'm now the most powerful virus in the arcade!
I'm okay. I'm okay. Fit as a fiddle.
I'm so glad to see you!
I'm sorry! That's all I know, I swear!
I'm such a dummy with dates.
I'm taking life one game at a time.
I'm the bad guy and I live in the garbage.
I'm the bad guy and I live in the garbage.
I'm trying, but it won't stop.
I'm trying!
I'm Turbo, the greatest racer ever!
I'm very good at what I do. Probably the best I know.
I'm very lucky.
I've always wanted to try cake.
I've been looking for a driver who's qualified.
I've been talking to King Candy.
I've got the coolest friend in the world.
I've had enough of you, pillow pants!
I've never been more serious about anything in my life.
I've never been real fond of chocolate.
Ice sculptures. Fireworks!
If he was a regular contractor carpenter guy,
If I ever see you here again, Wreck It Ralph,
If things were different after work.
If Vanellope was never meant to exist,
If Vanellope wins that race
If you die outside your game, you don't regenerate.
If you get nervous, just keep telling yourself,
If you leave your game,
If you put him up here with everyone else.
If you want to go pee pee in your big boy slacks,
If you're buying, buddy.
If you've ever won, which I have.
If Zangief is good guy,
Impossible. Nothing gets past me.
In a game called Hero's Doodie!
In fact, this whole area
In front of you!
In the fungeon with Fix It Felix.
In the washroom of Tapper's again.
In this candy coated heart of darkness?
Incoming!
Is it Turbo to want a friend? Or a medal?
Is it Turbo to want more out of life?
Is nothing but a smoking husk of forgotten dreams.
Is technically closed while we're trimming.
Is that a threat I smell?
Is that...
Is there any chance I could go with you to your game
Is when I get thrown off the roof.
It becomes kind of hard to love your job
It came this way,
It doesn't matter. It's yours! Go ahead, take it.
It is my honor to bestow upon you
It looks uncomfortable. It's actually fine. I'm good.
It may not be as fancy as being president
It was a wonderful day of racing. It was.
It will stay that way until someone wins the cup
It's a double stripe.
It's amazing!
It's been fun but now I've got to go.
It's been fun but now I've got to go.
It's chocolate! I love chocolate!
It's fresh. Straight from Pac Man's.
It's got to work!
It's grown up stuff. You wouldn't understand.
It's just a matter of time before we learn how to fly.
It's just a matter of time before we learn how to fly.
It's just a matter of time before we learn how to fly.
It's just me today.
It's just, I got to say,
It's make your mamas proud time!
It's not a coin. It is a medal.
It's not her fault.
It's not my fault one of your children
It's not that kind of duty.
It's nothing but code now.
It's okay, Ralph.
It's one of the joys of being me.
It's precious to me.
It's Ralph!
It's that little crumb snatcher.
It's too late, Ralph.
It's tough all over, all right?
It's working! Hit me again.
Jeepers. Is she always this intense?
Jimineyjaminey!
Jimineyjaminey.
Joined at the hip your sidekick needs you.
Just act natural. I'll fix it.
Just because I really want to!
Just cross that finish line, and you'll be a real racer.
Just focus and concentrate
Just get me out of this cupcake,
Just go back to your own dumb game and win another one.
Just go. Go without me.
Just in case we don't win.
Just in time.
Just like I knew they would.
Keep it to yourself.
Kid!
Kid!
Kid!
Kid!
Kid! Are you okay?
Kids.
Kind of sad. I think about all those guys from Asteroids.
King Candy!
Knock it off!
Kohut! My cruiser.
L built it myself.
Ladies and gentlemen, we're out of order.
Let me borrow that thing, lady.
Let me up there. I'll do it. No. Yes.
Let the Random Roster Race commence!
Let's close out with the Bad Guy Affirmation.
Let's get out of here!
Let's hustle up. We've got some driving to do.
Let's just say, some tears were shed.
Let's move 'em out.
Let's see. I'm nine feet tall. I weigh 643 pounds.
Let's watch her die together, shall we?
Life is a trip down the road that leads you.
Life is way too short to take it slow.
Light them up, Candlehead.
Like fun you are, short stack.
Like my nana.
Like sparrow egg between my thighs.
Like sparrow's egg between thighs?
Listen up, people. Head to Game Central Station now!
Listen, I can't do snacks next week.
Listen, I just want to talk to you.
Listen, I tried to be nice.
Listen, kid...
Listen, Nilly Wafer, I'm not leaving without my medal!
Listen, this is not what I wanted!
Listen! This event is pay to play. We all know this.
Literally, Fix It Felix, Jr.
Little stealer! Wait till I catch that brat.
Litwak's pulling our plug in the morning.
Living alone in the garbage.
Locked him up?
Look at that high definition. Your face!
Look at that. It's your little friend.
Look, a steady arcade gig is nothing to sneeze at.
Look, I flew a spaceship today, okay?
Look, I'm going to be straight with you, kid.
Look, it's got a real engine!
Look, kid, bad idea. Trust me.
Look, kid... I tried to warn you.
Look, the code may say I'm a princess
Look, what I'm saying is you can't be a racer.
Look, wise guy. I know I'm a racer.
Look, you want that medal, right'? And I want to race.
Look, you're a nice guy. I can't...
Look! The cake!
Looks like the game's gone cuckoo, like my nana.
Lying to a child. Shame on you, Ralph.
Ma'am, I just got to tell you...
Man, it sure must be nice being the good guy.
Man, you scared me, kid. I nearly soiled myself.
Maybe I wouldn't be feeling this way
Maybe I'll have to have a little talk
Maybe somebody left a medal here.
Me. I'm thinking more along the lines of
Medal? You win a medal?
Milk my duds! It's Wreck It Ralph?
Minty Zaki. Snowanna Rainbeau.
Morning, kids. Come on in.
Move it or lose it, people. Everybody, out. Now!
Mr. Litwak!
Mr. Litwak!
MR. LITWAKI Boy.
Mushroom? No.
My arm's getting tired. Do we have a deal or not?
My candle!
My gun! Give me that back.
My lady, you came back.
My land! Where is he?
My land.
My medal. How did you...
My name's Ralph, and I'm a bad guy.
My passion bubbles very near the surface,
My sweet subjects,
Nesquik Sand? Quicksand'?
Never had it.
Never heard of him.
Never interfere with the first person shooter.
Never mind! I've got a glitch to deal with, thanks to you.
New racers daily.
News flash! Neither one of us is getting what we want!
Nice eggs. Nice e995!
Nice share, Ralph.
Nicelanders believe that Felix just can't lose.
NICELANDERSI Fix it, Felix!
Nine feet tall with really big hands.
No cuts, no butts, no coconuts?
No Cy Bug, either.
No flex on this one, ma'am. I am coming along with you.
No more glitching.
No one ever seems to throw it out
No problem.
No way!
No way!
No, he just glazed me. Get them!
No, I don't,
No, I get it!
No, I understand plenty. Traitor!
No, I'm not!
No, I'm not.
No, I'm serious, and it was really fun
No, ldidn't... Listen. You don't understand.
No, ma'am! The arcade is depending on us.
No, no, my medal!
No, no, no, no, my medal!
No, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no! I swear I don't know!
No, no, no! Wait a second! Aah!
No, no! Wait, wait!
No, no. You see, Ralph,
No, well, yeah. I mean, not from right in this area.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No! I glitched, too!
No! Look, only the bravest
No! My medal!
No! No. No fruit.
No! Wait!
No! Yes... No!
No. I'm doing this for your own good!
No. I'm not a hobo, but I am busy.
No. Just for me!
No. No.
Nobody can!
Nope. Lucky for him.
Norvvood's is red velvet.
Not just a superintendent He's a super super guy.
Not that I think there's even a remote chance
Nothing.
Now frosting. A buttload of frosting!
Now I remember.
Now listen up, because I'm only going to say this once.
Now rise, my royal chump. I've got a date with destiny.
Now shut up and drive Drive, drive, drive
Now shut up and drive.
Now we got him!
Now you're just being ridiculous.
Now, come on. Where can a guy like me go and win a medal?
Now, now!
Now, please, don't put me back in your filthy mouth again!
Now, state your business.
Now, that's the go pedal.
Nowhere to hide!
Of course he's not serious.
Of course, the job hasn't changed.
Of the candy corn stole my medal.
Oh, I am going to win a medal!
Okay
Okay, calm down.
Okay, come on. Listen to me.
Okay, don't talk. That's fine.
Okay, folks.
Okay, gang, see you next week.
Okay, good. Let's try that again.
Okay, good. Little more.
Okay, I will, I will.
Okay, let's see what we got here.
Okay, remember, you don't have to win.
Okay, then. Where are you heading?
Okay? So you go home.
Okay. All right. What was it called again?
Okay. As you were saying.
Okay. Here's the thing.
Okay. Open them up.
Okay. That was easy.
On a planet with no name
On!
Once those Cy Bugs finish off Sugar Rush,
One more! One...
One of these things is not like the others... It's you!
One other little thing.
Only good guys win medals,
Ooh, robot!
Ooh, this is a good one!
Ooh, what does this joystick do?
Ooh, your eye.
Ooh!
Ooh! Sweet golden medal!
Ooh. Is it shiny?
Or a piece of pie every once in a while?
Or e
Or e Oreo!
Or something go over the building there.
Or the same thing's gonna happen to my game.
Or treat you bad ever again.
Otherwise I would have slapped his corpse.
Our mission?
Our mission? Destroy all Cy Bugs.
Ourjob is to get the gamers to the top of that building
Over by the Whac A Mole.
Pac Man.
Pas Man? They invited Pac Man?
People are giving him pie and thanking him
Please report to your games.
Please, Ralph!
Please!
Please. Calm down! Please, look. Don't!
Please. No. I'm King Candy!
President Vanellope von Schweetz.
Pretty shiny.
Princess Vanellope?
Princess Vanellope.
Put me down! Let me go!
Put the ingredients in the bowl
Quarter alert! Quarter alen'!
Quarter alert! Quarter alert!
Question, Ralph.
Quick! Call out the Devil Dogs.
Quitting time!
Ralph probably fell asleep
Ralph, a little help here?
Ralph, are you coming, brother?
Ralph, can I help you?
Ralph, come on. Move your molasses.
Ralph, do you know what the hardest part
Ralph, I told you I can't leave the game.
Ralph, it's not going to work!
Ralph, my man. My main man.
Ralph, Ralph, we get it.
Ralph, what if the gamers don't like me?
Ralph, you're not going Turbo, are you?
Ralph!
Ralph! Quarter alert! Game on!
Ralph! Ralph!
Ralph! There you are. Hello!
Ralph? Ralph!
Ralph's gone Turbo!
Rancis Fluggerbutter. Jubileena Bin g Bin g.
Rancis, Candlehead, come on.
Random my behind! You always stop me.
Return to start positions.
Right there, between the two sugar free lollipops!
Right, right. That's a good note.
Right. I'll go talk to him.
Right. Right. Aye, aye.
Rooting tooting, ready for shooting!
Saccharine saturated nightmare!
Sad as it is, Vanellope cannot be allowed to race.
Salmon. Salmon, that's obviously...
San Fran tastic! Again!
Sayonara, sucker!
Scram, you rotten little cavities!
See you later, President Fart Feathers.
See? Look, look, look.
See? There he is now.
She can't be allowed to race!
She can't race, Ralph, but she won't listen to me.
She did what? I need that back!
She gives me the honey glow something awful.
She'll be added to the race roster.
She'll die with it.
Sheesh. Looks like she built it herself.
Shh!
Shh!
Shh! Stick with the program.
Shiny.
Shoo! Shoo! Go on, get out of here.
Shoryuken!
Shush! Close them!
Shut your chew holes.
Slick Tiddlywinking, pint size.
Smells like Ralph in here.
So can I count on you to talk a little sense into her?
So don't let Fix It Felix and that building stand.
So here's what I'm thinking.
So how did I do?
So I cleaned it up, built myself a little shack
So if you feel me let me know, know, know
So if you feel me let me know, know, know.
So if you think that you're the one.
So it never ends up in the dump.
So jealous that he abandoned his game
So let me get this straight. You don't know how to drive.
So let me know before I wave goodbye.
So stick to the program, soldier!
So that's where they keep the medal?
So that's why she's a glitch! Why is he doing this to her?
So this is the real you. Princess.
So we can see what we're up against here.
So what is it with this Wreck It joker?
So you just meant like the royal we?
So, I'm happy to report, and you'll be happy to hear,
So, when RoadBlasters got plugged in
So, yeah, I'm definitely racing.
So, yeah, naturally,
Some routine candy tree trimming.
Somebody! Anybody! Please let me out!
Somebody's birthday, or...
Something's coming out of their bottom!
Sometimes I think...
Sorry, Q*bert. It's me, Ralph.
Sorry, sweetie. Here's your quarter back.
Sorry.
Sour Bill, de taffify this monster
Sour Bill, that glitch cannot be allowed to race!
Sour Bill, who's that last one?
Stand by. My Q*bert ese is a little rusty.
Start it up.
Start the cart! Start the cart!
Start!
Stay safe, stay alert,
Stay sweet!
Stay with Felix.
Step aside, sir. Random security check.
Stick around.
Stop it!
Stop it! Stop it! No!
Stop it! Stop! You're breaking it!
Stop thrashing. Stop moving.
Stop, in the name of the king! That's me!
Success!
Sugar Rush?
Sugar Rush. .
Suit yourself.
Sweet mercy! Without Ralph, we're doomed!
Sweet Mother Hubbard!
Sweet mother of monkey milk! A gold coin!
Sweet mother of monkey milk! I did it!
Sweet! I got next game.
Switch on the sky and the stars glow for you.
Swizzle Malarkey.
Taffyta Muttonfudge!
Take it away from me!
Tapper, I need a root beer.
Technically speaking.
Ten hut!
Than me.
Thank you for that stirring introduction, Sour Bill.
Thank you, Jeeves.
Thank you, Ralph. And to you, too.
Thank you!
Thanks, guys. At ease!
Thanks, kid. Listen...
Thanks, Satan.
That came from the tower.
That cherry chasing dot muncher
That Cy Bug you brought with you multiplied.
That everyone who was ever mean to me shall be
That I believe is the stopper.
That is rude, and this conversation is over.
That it will make Felix's medals wet their pants!
That stuff is broiling hot.
That thing is my ticket to a better life.
That's exactly what racing would do for me!
That's it! I'm never getting my medal back.
That's it! I'm never getting my medal back.
That's just the honey glow in my cheeks.
That's like sandpaper!
That's not funny enough. Harder!
That's not very funny, Ralph.
That's right, my friends, old Ham Hands himself.
That's right, you guys just got plugged in.
That's right!
That's what I call home.
That's why I came straight here, Tapper.
That's why I have to get Ralph home
That's why I was climbing the tree. It's mine!
The 30th anniversary of our game, actually.
The arcade will open in five minutes.
The better off your game and your life will be.
The big whoop?
The code. It's the sweet lifeblood of the game.
The coin she used to buy her way into the race.
The coin she used to buy her way into the race.
The fee to compete is one gold coin
The first nine racers across that finish line
The game's busted.
The gamers could love her.
The gamers say we're retro,
The gang's all here!
The Glitch is in the bakery! Get me King Candy!
The Glitch!
The Glitch!
The Glitch!
The guy with the name Fix It Felix is the good guy.
The kid's a natural.
The kitten whispers and tickle fights stop now.
The living embodiment of all this corps represents.
The Medal of Heroes.
The monster's been caught!
The one day she didn't do a perimeter check...
The place is yours, Ralph. Enjoy.
The pot goes to the winning racer!
The rules are there for a reason, Vanellope.
The shiniest medal this place has ever seen!
The thing is, fixing is the name of the game.
The vines. They're Laffy Taffy.
Then gamers can choose her as their avatar.
Then he went barreling down into that sweet little game
Then how about we just take that medal
Then I have moment of clarity.
Then why is her picture on the side of the game console?
Then would you finally let me be on top of the cake with you guys?
There it is.
There was a Cy Bug on that shuttle!
There we go. So there are some buttons on the floor.
There you go.
There's a little girl whose only hope is this cart.
There's no one I'd rather be than me.
There's no one I'd rather be...
There's something in the air you can't deny.
There's something in the air you can't deny.
There's the shuttle.
These are the greatest graphics I've ever seen!
They built an apartment building saying progress was to blame.
They call you Sour Bill for a reason.
They don't call your friend Wreck it for nothing.
They don't know they're in a game.
They go to their homes, I go to mine
They showed a piece of paper saying eminent domain.
They'll consume Sugar Rush.
They'll invade every other game until this arcade
They'll think our game is broken.
They'll think the game's broken.
They're attracted to whatever makes them laugh.
They're going to pull our plug!
They're having a party without me.
Thirty years I've been doing this
This game is going down, and it's all your fault.
This is Beard Papa.
This is it. This is really happening.
This is me.
This is so exciting!
This is that candy go cart game
This place just got interesting.
Those people are going to love you. You know why?
Those were just fireworks.
Time's up! Congratulations.
TirlY
To build the car and everything...
To fix the damage that I do as quickly.
To get to your center.
To protect us. Say I'm you.
To risk your life cleaning up his mess.
To say the following words,
To step into my ride.
To Stinkbrain. Gee, thanks.
To that I say, Ha!
Tried to delete her code?
Turbo ended up putting both games and himself
Turbo tastic!
Turbo tastic.
Turbo? No, I'm not going Turbo! Come on, guys!
Turn it over.
Tut tut.
Um, pardon me for asking,
Um...
Um...
Um...
Um...
Uncool.
Underpants. No, no!
Unhygienic and lonely and boring.
Until his world went crazy.
Until King Candy tried to delete her code!
Use the magic hammer you got from your old man
Vanellope was a racer
Vanellope, it's so... You.
Vanellope!
VANELLOPEI Yeah!
Very good.
Vomit and a burp together,
Wait a minute.
Wait, ma'am! I'm going with you.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait!
Wait! I don't want to hear it. I'm not talking to you!
Wait! Let me talk to you for one second.
Wait. Do you know how to drive?
Wait. First, kneel down.
Wait. No, I'm not. What do you have to say for yourself!
Wasn't making me feel very good,
We are humanity's last hope.
We are humanity's last hope.
We are humanity's last hope.
We are not friends.
We are so sorry about the way we treated you.
We asked them to help us out on the bonus levels.
We can fix it!
We got to try!
We haven't been this popular in years.
We should have locked him up when we had the chance.
We'd let you live up here in the penthouse!
We'll repair all the damage.
We're going to drown here.
We're going to play all nine of today's racers!
We're not going to hurt you, you little freak!
We're not going to win.
We've all felt what you're feeling
We've all felt what you're feeling
We've been asking you to Bad Anon for years now
We've got work to do. Let's go.
Welcome to my home!
Welcome to the bakery! Let's bake a kart!
Welcome to the boss level!
Welcome to the rhythm of the night.
Welcome to the rhythm of the night.
Welcome to the rhythm of the night.
Well, back when the arcade first opened,
Well, happy anniversary, Ralph.
Well, here it is, the Lickety Split!
Well, I did not know that.
Well, I don't know what to tell you.
Well, I'll be dipped. You've really outdone yourself, Mary.
Well, I'll say this much,
Well, I'm afraid I can't help you. It's gone, you know.
Well, it looks like you're going to be stepping outside
Well, it's more of an anniversary.
Well, neither do you, ma'am.
Well, no, not technically.
Well, now you can live alone in the penthouse.
Well, Q*bert saw him come in here.
Well, thank you!
Well, this may come as a shock to you, but in my game,
Well, this may come as a shock to you, but in my game,
Well, this one did.
Well, today is the 30th anniversary of my game.
Well, unless you've got a go cart
Well, what did you want, Ralph?
Well, with a little help from Felix.
Well, yeah.
Well, you actually went and did it.
What a moron.
What a rip off!
What about this? We can make room.
What am I doing?
What are you doing here?
What are you doing?
What are you looking at?
What are you waiting for? Come on. Let's go!
What did you win the medal for, wiping?
What do you expect?
What do you want, Candy?
What is that?
What is the big whoop about that crummy medal anyway?
What is this dump?
What is this place? Where are the carts?
What is this, another game?
What is this?
What is this? No.
What is this? That doesn't do anything.
What the... Who are you?
What was that?
What, are you crazy!
What?
What? Is that today?
What? No, no.
What? No, no.
What? No, please!
What? No!
What? You have teeth?
What's going on
What's he say?
What's he saying, Felix?
What's that? Didn't hear you.
What's the first rule of Hero's Duty?
What's the flavor of that mud that I'm stuck in there?
What's the trouble, sweetheart?
What's this? Cherry bombs!
What's this? You're a full on criminal, aren't you?
What's Turbo doing in this game? Aw, come on!
What's with all the magic sparkles?
What's your name?
When can I see you again?
When can I see you again?
When can I see you again?
When can I see you again?
When can I see you again?
When can we do this again?
When can we do this again?
When can we do this again?
When can we do this again?
When did video games become so violent and scary?
When the players see you glitching?
Where are you going?
Where are you? Let's see... Stadium, no. Jumbotron.
Where did they go? They should have just turned.
Where did you get this?
Where is everybody else?
Where is she now?
Where no one would ever complain about your stench
Where the garbage goes
Where's a bad guy going to win a medal?
Where's Ralph? He should be wrecking the building.
Where's the wrecking guy?
Which happens to be a dump.
Which he's just fixed, and everyone, you know...
Which I think means old but cool. .
Which is why I ran off and tried to be a good guy, but I'm not!
Who cares about this stupid race anyway'? Right?
Who doesn't love a brat with dirty hair? Come on.
Who'll crush man's skull
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa! Yeah, me. I'm Markowski.
Whoa.
Whoo hoo!
Whoo!
Whoo! What a day! You want to head to Tappers, Ken?
Why are you here, Gene?
Why are you people so against her?
Why are you so freakishly...
Why are your hands so freakishly big?
Why can't you be more like good guy?
Why did he go AWOL?
Why did the hero flush the toilet?
Why do I fix everything I touch?
Why would you...
Why, it's Q*bert. What brings you here, neighbor?
Why, thank you, friend.
Will represent Sugar Rush as tomorrow's avatars!
With a sunroof top and a gangster lean.
With all this garbage around you?
With his trusty tool belt and steel toed shoes.
With the winner then.
Without a beacon to stop them,
Without a beacon, there's no way to stop these monsters.
Without any more surprises.
Wonder how many licks it will take
Would that be the end of the world, Gene?
Wow!
Wow! We're... killing... them!
Wow.
Wreck It Ralph is a giant of a man.
Wreck It Ralph?
Wreck it, Wreck It Ralph As fast as you can.
Yeah, I got that. Thank you.
Yeah, it's been fun but now I've got to go.
Yeah, Medal of Heroes.
Yeah, no problem. Give me this thing here.
Yeah, right. No way I'm going through that again.
Yeah, that's it! Hold it, hold it, hold it.
Yeah, well, it's a mini game.
Yeah, well, King Candy says glitches can't race.
Yeah, well, now it's my ticket.
Yeah, yeah. Right. Look.
Yeah, you must be upset.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah! Check it out. Look!
Yeah. It's pretty cool?
Yeah. Who are you, the guy that makes the donuts?
Yeah. Who?
Yeah... Can we talk for a second?
Yep. That's right.
Yes, I do. That's every day of my life.
Yes, I'm going to win!
Yes, it is. It's exciting.
Yes, okay, I will. I will. Thank you!
Yes, the selfish man is like a mangy dog
Yes, you are!
Yes, you are.
Yes!
Yes! Come on. Get up, Ralph! Fifteen seconds!
Yes?
Yikes on bikes!
Yippee! I'm in the race!
You are humanity's last hope.
You are one dynamite gal.
You are the universe's greatest hero.
You better care, because if your game goes out of order,
You better win.
You could be happy.
You could just stay here and live in the castle.
You crashed it.
You did it, Ralph! Way to go, brother!
You didn't?
You do?
You don't know that will happen.
You don't regenerate.
You don't what?
You fixed it!
You game jumped?
You go down with the ship, little sister!
You got to get that glitch under control, kid.
You gotta make one.
You have etched in the rock of virtue
You have one minute to win it.
You help me get a new cart... A real cart...
You hit a guy with glasses. That's... Well played.
You know you can do it with your colossal hands.
You little guttersnipe!
You mean business!
You okay there, space cadet?
You probably want to stand back.
You ready, rookie? Let's find out.
You really are a bad guy.
You sold me out?
You think you can fix that shuttle?
You want me to help you?
You will never be a racer because you're a glitch.
You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you?
You! Give me back my medal right now!
You'd have your own wing
You're a rat!
You're getting all the wrong stuff, kid.
You're going to have to learn how to drive.
You're in charge of the castle until I get back.
You're making us sink faster.
You're never going to break...
You're not from here, are you?
You're not going Turbo, are you?
You're welcome to dig through the lost and found.
You're welcome, you rotten little thief.
You've never given me a bum steer.
Your breath is so bad it made my ears numb.
Your comfort zone, then, Gladys.
Your face is still red.
Your medal? Bad guys don't win medals.
Zangief saying labels not make you happy.
0h, yeah?
All right. To be continued. Yeah!
And fighting bugs! Right, bugs.
and for Felix... Hey, Mary.
And have fun. Got it? Got it.
And Turbo... Turbo tastic!
And you're adorable! I'm adorable!
And? And a real numskull.
And'? A selfish diaper baby.
Anything to declare? I hate you.
Are you crazy? Just do it!
But what about this game? Nothing we can do about it.
Come on. Get through. Ralph! Stop!
Cool. No. Not cool.
Deanna. Big Gene!
Decorating! Wheels first.
Double stripe! Come back here!
Drive into the wall! What?
Felix! Ralph!
Get the tools. What tools?
Gross! Markowski!
Had enough yet? Okay, I'll talk, I'll talk!
Hasta la vista, you... Ralph!
He loved the attention. Turbo tastic!
He'll wreck the party! Hide the stemware!
Hey, excuse you! We are humanity's last hope.
Hey, Glen. Ralph.
Hi, Zangief! Hi, Zangief.
How many? Four, doy!
I just thought that... What did you think?
I'll lick you. You wouldn't.
I'll meet you guys inside! No!
I've been thinking. That's dangerous.
Is he serious? Please!
It's crazy. Wow!
King Candy? Yeah.
Listen! One more, one more.
Look out! Whoa!
My cake! ...might be a lot happier
Name? Wreck It Ralph!
Negatory. Does that mean maybe?
Now, close your eyes. Vanellope...
Now, you all know Ralph. Evening.
Ooh! And it says hero on it? Yeah.
Pedals. Pedals. Right.
Race you for it! Hey!
Ralph! Vanellope!
Ralph! Where are you going? I got some wrecking to do!
Say why. Why?
So here's what we did. We're gonna wreck it!
Take it easy, big boy! Stay away from me!
The winner! Give it back! Give it!
Top shelf. Top shelf.
Well, guess what? What?
What the... See you, chump!
What was that, now? What are you, thick?
What? Come on, Ralph!
What? No, we really... Will you just do it?
Who's we? Candy tree department.
Why is that? I don't know.
Yeah! Inside here! Yes.
Yes! Wrong!
You know, like a vurp. A what?
You ready for this? As ready as I'll ever be.
You! I come alone, unarmed.
Zombie! Bad guy! Hi, Zombie.
Ql
'~Go!
'Cause I'm 0 to 60 in three point five.
'Cause if that little kid likes me...
'Cause you know Wreck It Ralph won't let that building stand.
'RElpH! 'CY Bug!
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